5/13/2004: Baby nurses on statue

Sent along via lumberjim, who had it sent along by jinx (thanks all around ) -

This baby spotted a nipple and decided to go for it, but he's not likely to get any milk out of that rock.

oh. sorry i never got back to you with more info. the site where it was found was all in japanese. still....damn funny picture.

the baby must be low on minerals or iron.

That's a good one. Brought a smile to my face. First thing I've seen on the internet in a few days to make me smile.

practice makes perfect!

Hard to lose that pacifier.;)

Nipplicious! Strangely, I was unable to parse the headline until I saw the picture. "What's a baby nurse, and how'd they get on top of a statue?"

Yeah, of course it's funny when THE BABY does it. I just get gawked at.

Got Milk?:D

I'm with Bitman, I was totaly expecting to see a bunch of baby nurses crawling all over some statue.

Originally posted by MachineyBear
Yeah, of course it's funny when THE BABY does it. I just get gawked at.

thank god, I'm not the only one. :beer:

Hope Ashcroft doesn't see the pic. He'd admonish Japan for corruption of youth.

Originally posted by Woodlong
Hope Ashcroft doesn't see the pic. He'd admonish Japan for corruption of youth.

I think he already knows... I believe bukkake is one of the specific things he wants to prosecute for obscenity.

Originally posted by SteveDallas

I think he already knows... I believe bukkake is one of the specific things he wants to prosecute for obscenity.

steve, the fact that you know how to spell "bukkake" speaks volumes.

I always wanted to see nipples as hard as rocks.

MMM...BUKKAKE... anyone want a glazed doughnut?

The headline parsing confusion reminds me of the great example of the same by George Carlin:

Ranger Dan and his big dog, Dick.

[SIZE=3]OR[/SIZE]

Ranger Dan and his big DOG DICK !

If it wasn't for the internet I'd never know what bukkake is. Billions in communications infrastructure, millions of man hours in software development, gotta love humanity.

Originally posted by jaguar
If it wasn't for the internet I'd never know what bukkake is. Billions in communications infrastructure, millions of man hours in software development, gotta love humanity.

Doesn't matter how much effort or money, if the people aren't interested in the content. :)

Btw, Mr Dallas, being a learned gentleman, would never post on something he hadn't researched thoroughly.;)

Well, you learn these things when you hang out on anime web sites. (Not to mention reading articles about what kinds of porn Atty. Gen. Ashcroft believes are particularly in need of prosecution.)

Ah, yes, The John Ashcroft's Prime Pick of the Day, porn reviews.:)

Originally posted by SteveDallas
Well, you learn these things when you hang out on anime web sites.

Anime web sites, hell!
Most people learned about Bukkake from the ads for the new Paris Hilton show, "Hey, Is That A Camera?"

The story of its origin is amusing.

See, Japan has ridiculous decency laws. As in strange. But the porn went on.... All the "parts in question" here, I here, have to be pixelated. The size of the pixels is the source of much controversy in the industry. This one company reduced their pixel size! Outrage! Anyway, they had to come up with creative ways to get around all this. So they crib some of it from the freaks (no offense anyone) and make up the rest.

Gotta love Japan.