Love Bites

OnyxCougar • May 10, 2004 10:16 am

Man Fatally Bitten by Sexually Aroused Horse

WARSAW (Reuters) - A sexually excited stallion bit a Polish man to death when he tried to calm the beast, which had become uncontrollably aroused by a nearby mare, police said.

"The 24-year-old man, identified as Robert R., was bitten when he tried to calm his horse, which had become unsettled by the presence of a mare in the vicinity," a duty officer in the Baltic port of Szczecin told Reuters.

The horse went wild and began straining and bucking while pulling a farm cart through the village.

An autopsy would determine whether the direct cause of death was a severed jugular vein or damaged spine, the officer added.
smoothmoniker • May 10, 2004 10:44 am
I get the same thing when a hot woman walks past ...



-sm
jaguar • May 10, 2004 11:12 am
What, your jugular ripped out? Or the whiplash-headturning induced spine damage?
SteveDallas • May 10, 2004 12:23 pm
I think he meant that he "[goes] wild and [begins] straining and bucking"! :D
jaguar • May 10, 2004 1:40 pm
I know, that was meant to be a joke, I didn't think it was that bad.
xoxoxoBruce • May 10, 2004 5:58 pm
I guess Robert R. wasn't a cop, otherwise he would know better than to get into the middle of a domestic.:)