Finish the Joke

Here's a game:

I will give you the start of a joke and you have to finish it off. Then you give the first line of the next joke and the next person has to complete it. (Note: does not have to be an existing joke, the more original the better)

Lets start with something easy:

Why did the penguin cross the road?

Originally posted by Catwoman
Here's a game:

I will give you the start of a joke and you have to finish it off. Then you give the first line of the next joke and the next person has to complete it. (Note: does not have to be an existing joke, the more original the better)

Lets start with something easy:

Why did the penguin cross the road?

'Cos SCO had slapped his ass with an injunction to Stop Crossing Roads that were the Right and Legal Property of SCO, except where they Really Belonged to Novell, and had been Licenced to Everyone on Earth through their Own Caldera Distribution...

I got nuthin'.

Originally posted by Catwoman
Here's a game:


Lets start with something easy:

Why did the penguin cross the road?

Because the Pedophile priest called out, "Hey Sister Mary Tight-twat, here's what I'm going to do to you after I get done slapping the lumber to little Jimmy here"

Whoops, forgot to add a line....

Why don't they name babies "Judas"

Originally posted by jdbutler
Whoops, forgot to add a line....

Why don't they name babies "Judas"

Because parents don't want their kids to put them in nursing homes some day.

Why is "dog" spelled backwards "god"?

Originally posted by marichiko



Why is "dog" spelled backwards "god"?

To annoy dyslexic dog loving atheists.

"Why did paranoid slink from the cellar?"

Turns out he was only a single noid.

Originally posted by jdbutler
"Why did paranoid slink from the cellar?"

Because, in a fit of anal-retentive, obsessive-compulsive fervor, he was cleaning his computer hard drive, and accidentally spilled a bit too much of the Lysol on it?

How many fundamentalist Christians does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they believe that if God wanted us to have light He would change it Himself. ;)

hahahah good

so just to be fair and make sure nobody thinks i am unfairly targetting fundamentalist Christians....
Why did the Wiccan cross the road?

Originally posted by DanaC
so just to be fair and make sure nobody thinks i am unfairly targetting fundamentalist Christians....
Why did the Wiccan cross the road?

Because he forgot witch way he was going.

Two Jews walk into a bar...

Originally posted by Troubleshooter


"Two Jews walk into a bar"...

Neither one bought a round.

Originally posted by jdbutler


Neither one bought a round.

No, no, no...

It's "You'd have thought the second one would have ducked."

Originally posted by Troubleshooter


No, no, no...

It's "You'd have thought the second one would have ducked."

WTF, they both work!:p

So the first Jew says, "This place gives me the Heebie Jeebies".
And the second Jew says...

The last time jew bashing came up Nic Name left, how about we move on to slightly more PC topics? Bashing men is very trendy at the moment, as it bashing koyoto.

OK with me.

Two Islamic Fundamentalists ride their camel into a bar...

I think the correct phrase is 'ragheads' but that's a good start ;)

A priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a duck walk into a bar.

the bartender looks up and says, "what is this, some kind of a joke?"

The blond walk into the bar and hurts herself.
The priest and the rabbi engage in holy war in a quiet corner.
The duck asks the barman - Do you have any bread?
No.
Do you have any bread?
No.
Do you have any bread?
No.
Do you have any bread?
For the last time no!!!
Do you have any bread?
NO!
Do you have any bread?
NO!
Do you have any bread?
SAY THAT AGAIN AND I'LL NAIL YOUR BEAK TO THE BAR!!
Do you have any nails?
No.
Do you have any bread?

So the priest nailed the rabbi to a cross.
The bartender nailed the blond.
The duck left 'cause he couldn't afford to buy the two jews who walked in a round...(no bread.)