Would you pay $104M for this painting?
Sotherby just sold a Picasso painting for a record $104M beating out the previous record $82M for Van Gogh's Portrait of Doctor Gachet. I think I prefer the Van Gogh.
So, hypothetically say you inherited say $104M (US) but the catch is, you have to spend the money on art. Note I did not say “porn” I said art. What would you buy?
A collection of Jack Vettriano's better pieces, some Andy Warhol and some paintbrushes to make a few blobs and straight lines and then sell them as modern art.
Depends on if you are buying purely for an investment or because you love the work. I would enjoy taking that dough and collecting, supporting, enjoying the work of living artists. And part of the fun would be the looking.
Originally posted by TheLorax
So, hypothetically say you inherited say $104M (US) but the catch is, you have to spend the money on art. Note I did not say “porn” I said art. What would you buy?
You're being awfully reductive in making porn and art mutually exclusive! :)
If it were enough money, I'd probably go for something by Raphael or Hieronymous Bosch. Oh or van Eyck. He's great.
I would buy 2,080,000 of those $50 landscape, flower, or fruit bowl paintings that are sold by starving artists. But I don't know where I would store them all.
I would exclusively purchase paintings on velvet. Many of children with oversized eyes. And clowns.
And that one with the bullfighter.
Can I buy a home in which to properly display the art as part of the deal, or do I have to endow museums with it?
What if I buy a Frank Lloyd Wright house ... that's art, right?
Originally posted by wolf
Can I buy a home in which to properly display the art as part of the deal, or do I have to endow museums with it?
You're treading pretty close to Barnes Foundation territory there!
Anyway, didn't you forget the dogs playing poker?
I'd buy Gustave Courbet's "L'Origine du Monde"
http://www.chass.utoronto.ca/epc/langueXIX/images/courbet.jpg
It's in the Musee d'Orsay; it MUST be art.
Nevertheless, link probably not safe for work.
I'd buy the most expensive painting I could for 1.04mil, and then i'd sell it for $.9 million, write off my loss, and spend my post tax money on porn. just cuz you said i couldnt
Originally posted by wolf
I would exclusively purchase paintings on velvet. Many of children with oversized eyes. And clowns.
And that one with the bullfighter.
Can I buy a home in which to properly display the art as part of the deal, or do I have to endow museums with it?
What if I buy a Frank Lloyd Wright house ... that's art, right?
And Elvis.:)
It may be unAmerican to say so, but, ummm .... I don't like Elvis.
At all.
Originally posted by wolf
It may be unAmerican to say so, but, ummm .... I don't like Elvis.
At all.
you're right. it is unamerican. you're french now. I hope you're happy
Could I be German, please? I prefer beer to wine and eat runny cheese only under duress.
well, you'd have to endure a lot of lame saurkraut jokes from sycamore, but if you insist....
Originally posted by lumberjim
well, you'd have to endure a lot of lame saurkraut jokes from sycamore, but if you insist....
Not necessarily. I try to make my humor and remarks fit the individual when time and opportunity allow it.
So, let's let Wolf make some more remarks that will finally get her locked up, and you focus on selling what's left of your soul, okay?
oops. all out of soul. .....got some funk though....get down! ow! boogie oogie oogie!
Jimbo has some soul left? When you look at the dichotomy between the dude who went roadtripping and the dude who sells money (see, mf'r, I do pay attention) you gotta wonder sometimes.
Is that what that smell is?
To celebrate American pop culture and honor the King, I would commission "The World's Largest Velvet Elvis" Painting. If I couldn't get a piece of velvet large enough, I'd have it painted directly onto Astroturf.
Originally posted by wolf
Could I be German, please? I prefer beer to wine and eat runny cheese only under duress.
Absolutely not! Dis Elvis and it's runny cheese for you, young lady.:p
Nice work, Rich.:beer:
young, hot Elvis or old, this is why drugs are bad Elvis?
I didn't like either Elvis. I do not like him in a box, I do not like him with a fox. I do not like him, Sam I am, I am not an Elvis Fan!
would you, could you in the rain? Would you could you on a train? Try him, try him, you will see. You will like Elvis Pres-ley.
Originally posted by TheLorax
Sotherby just sold a Picasso painting for a record $104M beating out the previous record $82M for Van Gogh's Portrait of Doctor Gachet. I think I prefer the Van Gogh.
So, hypothetically say you inherited say $104M (US) but the catch is, you have to spend the money on art. Note I did not say “porn” I said art. What would you buy?
I'd go more for a photography style of art. Can't think of who'd I would spend 104 million on though...
