I dreamt about the Cellar!

Catwoman • Apr 29, 2004 6:05 am
I can't believe as a relative newbie I am already dreaming about it, but might as well tell you. Last night I dreamt that there was a film being made based on the Cellar - and we were all asked to contribute to the script. So - has anyone else dreamt about this place or does anyone have any ideas for a plot/script excerpts? Maybe we could even write a film between us!!!
elSicomoro • Apr 29, 2004 7:04 am
I've dreamt about Cellar before...but those dreams have usually consisted of me handing out free ass-whippings to stupid people.
SteveDallas • Apr 29, 2004 9:26 am
Jeez, syc, maybe you need to get UT to change the place's name to "The Woodshed" :D

I have had a couple weird dreams lately, but neither has involved The Cellar.
Beestie • Apr 29, 2004 9:26 am
Originally posted by Catwoman
... there was a film being made based on the Cellar...
Well, I wonder what the casting would look like. Choose an actor living or dead to play any Cellarite ... you must include yourself.

Just off the top of my head...

UT played by George Clooney
Lumberjim played by John Goodman
xoxoxoBruce played by Orson Wells
Radar played by William Shatner
Staceyv played by Winona Ryder
Wolf played by Anjelica Huston
tw played by Tim Hutton
Lady Sycamore played by Aretha Franklin
Zippyt played by Bruce Dern
NothingButNet played by Dennis Hopper
jaguar played by Keven Spacey
OnyxCougar played by Gwyneth Paltrow

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Beestie played by John Cuzak
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Beestie played by James Woods
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:D
Catwoman • Apr 29, 2004 9:36 am
The actress I most associate myself with is Uma Thurman, for her kick-ass attitude and unique beauty. The actress most likely to be associated with me would probably be Carmen Electra, for her tits and stupidity.
SteveDallas • Apr 29, 2004 9:40 am
Originally posted by Beestie

Staceyv played by Winona Ryder
Wolf played by Anjelica Huston


That would be interesting... two of my favorite actresses

Ummm jeez my list... screw it, I can't think of anything, I'm still working through Anjelica and Winona on screen together! But for myself I'd pick Paul Giamatti or Bill Murray. They're both too old and neither of them looks anything like me, but I saw so much of myself in the characters they played (or vice versa) in their recent movies (American Splendor and Lost in Translation, respectively) that they were the first I thought of.
Katkeeper • Apr 29, 2004 10:40 am
I guess I would have to choose Judi Dench to play me. Though how my son would look like George Clooney would be a problem.
Undertoad • Apr 29, 2004 10:59 am
The part of SteveDallas will be played by

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Jason Lee.


The part of UT will be played by

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Michael Moore.
SteveDallas • Apr 29, 2004 11:31 am
Those are pretty good!
smoothmoniker • Apr 29, 2004 11:33 am
i would of course like to think that my part could only be played by Brad Pit. in reality, they're probably already on the phone with Steve Buscemi

-sm
Elspode • Apr 29, 2004 12:41 pm
Originally posted by sycamore
I've dreamt about Cellar before...but those dreams have usually consisted of me handing out free ass-whippings to stupid people.


Dream on, pimpin' boy... :D
lumberjim • Apr 29, 2004 1:51 pm
I am John goodman in spirit, but physically, i resemble drew carey crossed with keifer sutherland. more like keifer now that i've lost some weight

ut....mike moore;;:thumb:

hot pastrami = michael richards
Clodfobble • Apr 29, 2004 2:42 pm
noodle = Jet Li
mrnoodle = David Caruso
myself = uh... Cameron Diaz? Hell if I know.
elSicomoro • Apr 29, 2004 5:32 pm
Originally posted by SteveDallas
Jeez, syc, maybe you need to get UT to change the place's name to "The Woodshed"


Indeed. :)

Hmmm...who would play me? That's easy...Kevin Smith.
xoxoxoBruce • Apr 29, 2004 5:46 pm
richlevy - Victor Buono
Juju - Sonny Bono
Leah - Meryl Streep
Slang - Pierce Brosnan
Zip - Lee Marvin
elSicomoro • Apr 29, 2004 6:08 pm
Originally posted by Elspode
Dream on, pimpin' boy...


You may be my dad, but I will not hesitate to give you a South St. Louis-style ass-beating when I visit Missouri in September.
OnyxCougar • Apr 30, 2004 12:00 am
Originally posted by Beestie
Originally posted by Catwoman OnyxCougar played by Gwyneth Paltrow


[COLOR=indigo]BWAH HAHAHAHA!!!

If I could have my choice, I'd pick Keira Knightley. (Bend it like Beckham and Pirates of the Caribbean.)

But I think in reality it's more like Nell Carter.[/COLOR]
Nothing But Net • Apr 30, 2004 12:34 am
Originally posted by Beestie

NothingButNet played by Dennis Hopper


Great casting, Beestie!

<img src="http://crop.allposters.com/cropper/getimage.aspx?x=9&y=10&width=328&height=237&file=/PEPH/DH2B1.jpg&maxw=250&maxh=181">

Yep, that's me
ladysycamore • Apr 30, 2004 2:43 pm
Originally posted by Beestie
Originally posted by Catwoman Well, I wonder what the casting would look like. Choose an actor living or dead to play any Cellarite ... you must include yourself.

Just off the top of my head...

Lady Sycamore played by Aretha Franklin


*laughing* I chuckled when I read that. Shoot, I wish I could saaang like the Queen of Soul! :D
Tomas Rueda • Apr 30, 2004 3:58 pm
how about me played by Jim Carrey?
xoxoxoBruce • Apr 30, 2004 5:23 pm
Ah,...yes...the cable guy.;)
richlevy • Apr 30, 2004 10:39 pm
Originally posted by xoxoxoBruce
richlevy - Victor Buono


Victor Buono?
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Well, since John Goodman is already taken, I've always seen myself as more of a Dan Haggerty (Grizzly Adams)

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xoxoxoBruce • Apr 30, 2004 10:55 pm
Victor Buono was much more articulate and funny.;)