Christians going sky-...er, churchclad....

And that's exactly what pagans who worship skyclad try to explain to the holy rollers: worship with no barriers, and no orgies. They don't believe us, so why should we believe them?*grin* First they steal worshipping skyclad, what next? And why is it ok when they do it, but not when pagans do it? Huh? Huh? HUH?

(and NO, I don't do rituals skyclad....even if I were so inclined, there are too many mosquitoes out here for me....)

Sidhe



------------ Churchgoers Bare More Than Souls --------------

Los Angeles, California - Leave it to Californians to push
Alabamans off the screens of Bizarre News readers. Enter
The Church of the Holy Body where the entire congregation
comes to mass in the nude. That's right, Pastor Lance
Reginoe tried to calm critics by stating, "We invite anyone
with a true desire to worship Christ with no reservations
to join us - but don't expect a wild sex orgy because that's
not what it's all about."

Pastor Lance Reginoe?! Are we sure this isn't from the Onion? That article looks fishy.

Nope, it's not from the Onion. It's from Bizarre News. I get Bizarre News AND the Onion, and it hasn't been in the Onion. Bizarre News only reports real stuff. Besides, it's CALIFORNIA....the home of the drive-through funeral homes. Does a nudie church really surprise you?

Sidhe

Philadelphia, PA - Sister Suzanne St. Clair recently left her
religious order to become an exotic dancer. The 27 year old
ex-nun was waiting tables when approached by a night club
owner who was taken with her 38-25-36 hour glass figure. She
is now looking to get married and when interviewed said,
"One day I’ll meet Mr. Right and settle down. Then I’ll ask
God to forgive me.'



Next month Florida will be graced with the world's first
Christian nudist colony. Complete with a hotel, 500 homes,
a water-slide park and a non-denominational 'clothing
optional' church, the colony, called Natura, will be a place
for those Christians who wish to wear only what God gave
them. Co-founder Bill Martin, who's a Quaker, said, "Depend-
ing on the version of the Bible you use, there are as many
as 40 passages that refer to nudity. In Isaiah 20.2, God
tells Isaiah to go into the wilderness naked for three
years. So there's historical basis for a Christian nudist
lifestyle."

Originally posted by Lady Sidhe


Next month Florida will be graced with the world's first
Christian nudist colony. Complete with a hotel, 500 homes,
a water-slide park

Nude water-sliding? Ouch.:worried: