insult the person above you
Originally posted by lumberjim
c'mon. i dare ya
Hey God? Are **we** the best you can do?
Wait, don't answer that. :)
insult my boss?
She will fire me.
glatt is just as big of a smart ass as beestie, but not quite as quick
Lumberjim is the one-man equivalent of a plague of locusts descending upon the Cellar.
torrere's spastic fumblings with logic have all of the subtlety and grace of a sweaty teenager’s first orgasm.
But without the satisfying conclusion.
smoothmoniker is still trying to figure out who started the baseless rumor that artists in the music industry get laid all the time.
Beestie is...well, what kind of name is THAT?!?!? :D
Ladysycamore is so weak from dealing with sycamore's shit that she couldn't even come up with a proper insult.
Originally posted by Beestie
smoothmoniker is still trying to figure out who started the baseless rumor that artists in the music industry get laid all the time.
Artists do ...
.... musicians don't
-sm
Originally posted by lumberjim
Ladysycamore is so weak from dealing with sycamore's shit that she couldn't even come up with a proper insult.
LOL...but don't test me. :D
smoothmoniker and Lsyc are both too stoopid to understand this format.
Why doesn't Lumberjim ever get that we all just want him to shut it?
If the cellar were a ship and UT was the cap, we'd all be going in a big fat circle in the harbor.
If Beestie was smart enough to read the thread after posting, he'd realize that if he got out of order somehow he could delete his post, but it would appear that any user interface more complicated than whacking it is beyond him
if UT had not fucked up in the first place, case wouldn;t have gotten away with that weak ass overplayed standby insult about the best looking guy in here.
LJ charged his own mother 21% APR and sold her the undercoating package also.
Griff is a douchebag libertarian barefoot hillbilly who loves New York with all his heart and soul.
Sycamore secretly listens to The Archies Greatest Hits. He stores the CD inside a Charlie Parker jewel case.
if i have to listen to one more of elspode's ill-conceived analogies, I'm going to esplode.
Originally posted by smoothmoniker
I was a child of the 80's coming of age in the 90's. It was not a pretty time to be clothed.
...and you weren't, for much of that period. Maybe I'm thinking of your sister. damn weed.
<b>mrnoodle</b>, I like your shoes.
skunks, your mama wears combat boots!
Me thinks Marichiko and Skunks both have foot fetae. (I know, cheesy remark!)
jd's remarks are punfull to read.
Lumberjim sells shitty ass German cars.
Sycamore never learned to wipe properly.
My dog fobbles clods better than clodfobble does.
How much clod could a clodfobble fobble,
If a clodfobble could fobble clods?
glatt should have thought of that. :rolleyes:
lumberjim puts on womens clothing,
and hangs around in bars
[everybody sing ...]
sm is contributing to the crap that the RIAA doles out to us.
Hey, smoothmoniker, YOU give us a song, YOU'RE the piano man, and the cellar's in a mood for a melody (learned to read music, yet?)
marichicko could fuck up a new crowbar
Lumberjim would fuck a new crowbar.
which would be one more time than wolf has had sex in the last 2 years.
watch it Jimbo , chichee is packing heat :rattat:
zippyt packs his shorts :turd:
Mr. Noodle packs Zippyt:doit:
Seeing doubles again? That explains your commercial pilot's career...:worried:
Originally posted by smoothmoniker
lumberjim puts on womens clothing,
and hangs around in bars
[everybody sing ...]
"I'm a lumberjim and I'm ok....";)
jd - bwahahahaha!!
lady s.- you only wish you could look like LJ!
Nah, actually I wish I had thought of a name that sounded like a raspberry! :D
I asked plthijinx how his love life was going.
He told me he's holding his own.
Originally posted by Nothing But Net
I asked [b]plthijinx how his love life was going.
He told me he's holding his own. [/B]
with BOTH hands damnit!
NBN couldn't sight in a X-bow to save his left jimmy boy.
plthijinx is so boring that no one could come up with an insult?
LJ is scared to take a demo wrangler off-road. Enough said.
JNG vagi-lubes the gearshift.:rolleyes:
jdbutler secretly wears SpongeBobSquarePants boxer shorts.
there's nothing wrong with spongebob boxers, beesite, you malodorous wig wearing hump.
shut up you self basting turkey
Griff has a secret desire to live in a penthouse, just like Lisa Douglas' in Green Acres.
[QUOTE]Originally posted by plthijinx
[B]with BOTH hands damnit!
Got both hands around the wrong stick again eh?
That further explains your Biography post to your Profile page; and the reason you can't find your ass with both hands!:biggrin:
jdbutler, as usual, making no sense, but compensating with awful timing. 'tard.
( just wanted to revive this one, really)
I smell sperm. did you burp?
I hear mrnoodle is religious.
[SIZE=1]i kid! i kid! ow! stop with the stones already![/SIZE]
[SIZE=1]i kid! i kid! ow! stop with the stones already![/SIZE]
No one is to throw a stone until I blow the whistle!
You cock-gobbling code-nazi.
wolf has obviously been up all night smoking crack, and has this confused with the word association thread.
Scientologist. (wait, is this insults or word assocation? Works either way.)
edit: great minds think alike, eh.
Happy Monkey just equalled his mind to Lumberjim's. I don't need to work any harder on this insult.
Well that's more work than you normally put into a post.
Yeah, we know how much effort you put into your own pole, er, I mean post...
ts was just imagining UT rubbing one out. ...maybe he is a squid?
I refuse to be at the bottom of any list. As opposed to BigV, who bottoms almost exclusively.
do I detect the unpleasant sense of OVERCOMPENSATION? Hmm?
This from a guy who calls himself Big!
Griff has an excuse- his sister is his mother...
Tossed with the salad, And baled with the hay
I don't think we need to know what you do behind closed barn doors.
With a name like Beestie, oh I think you DO know.
speaking of animals, UnderTOAD--as in froggy-style?
ah, shaddup - you're just pissed at UT cause he made you shorten your name from BigViagrachewinglimpdick.
*what is this fascination with my dick?*
Listen l123, there's no need to worry about TNIP. I'm sure you'll be able to find plenty of porn. Good luck typing with one hand.
At least I didn't need a stepladder to reach puberty.
The usual trite remark from an XX.
Give me my rib back. And clean your apartment.
I don't know what an XX is...
Duck!! because something is flying over your head- I called him a cock because it's another word for rooster.
And put the news back together.
yeah, well staceyv is another word for assmunch
hey, mrnoodle, is it true you go soft and limp in the presence of heat and moisture?
must be lonely...
Please curtail your obvious need to ride another man's jock with your face.
Why? Afraid you'll bump into him?
Calling you a sadistic, beastial, necrophile would be beating a dead horse.
Perhaps but it doesn't take me an entire freakin' month to take ONE picture.
wow, beestie - that's 2 good ones. how did you tear yourself away from Playgirl for that long?
Who knows, but it got you to tear yourself away from your "Husky Lumberjacks" edition.
too true.
BTW, how much longer are you going to borrow the back issues from 94-97?