insult the person above you

lumberjim • Apr 19, 2004 3:49 pm
c'mon. i dare ya
Beestie • Apr 19, 2004 4:02 pm
Originally posted by lumberjim
c'mon. i dare ya
Hey God? Are **we** the best you can do?

Wait, don't answer that. :)
glatt • Apr 19, 2004 4:02 pm
insult my boss?

She will fire me.
lumberjim • Apr 19, 2004 4:05 pm
glatt is just as big of a smart ass as beestie, but not quite as quick
Torrere • Apr 19, 2004 4:18 pm
Lumberjim is the one-man equivalent of a plague of locusts descending upon the Cellar.
smoothmoniker • Apr 19, 2004 4:57 pm
torrere's spastic fumblings with logic have all of the subtlety and grace of a sweaty teenager’s first orgasm.

But without the satisfying conclusion.
Beestie • Apr 19, 2004 5:37 pm
smoothmoniker is still trying to figure out who started the baseless rumor that artists in the music industry get laid all the time.
ladysycamore • Apr 19, 2004 6:27 pm
Beestie is...well, what kind of name is THAT?!?!? :D
lumberjim • Apr 19, 2004 6:33 pm
Ladysycamore is so weak from dealing with sycamore's shit that she couldn't even come up with a proper insult.
smoothmoniker • Apr 19, 2004 6:39 pm
Originally posted by Beestie
smoothmoniker is still trying to figure out who started the baseless rumor that artists in the music industry get laid all the time.


Artists do ...




.... musicians don't




-sm
ladysycamore • Apr 19, 2004 6:44 pm
Originally posted by lumberjim
Ladysycamore is so weak from dealing with sycamore's shit that she couldn't even come up with a proper insult.


LOL...but don't test me. :D
lumberjim • Apr 19, 2004 6:47 pm
smoothmoniker and Lsyc are both too stoopid to understand this format.
kerosene • Apr 19, 2004 6:48 pm
Why doesn't Lumberjim ever get that we all just want him to shut it?
Beestie • Apr 19, 2004 6:54 pm
If the cellar were a ship and UT was the cap, we'd all be going in a big fat circle in the harbor.
Undertoad • Apr 19, 2004 7:15 pm
If Beestie was smart enough to read the thread after posting, he'd realize that if he got out of order somehow he could delete his post, but it would appear that any user interface more complicated than whacking it is beyond him
lumberjim • Apr 19, 2004 7:20 pm
if UT had not fucked up in the first place, case wouldn;t have gotten away with that weak ass overplayed standby insult about the best looking guy in here.
Beestie • Apr 19, 2004 7:27 pm
LJ charged his own mother 21% APR and sold her the undercoating package also.
Griff • Apr 19, 2004 7:53 pm
Beestie is LJ's Mamma.
elSicomoro • Apr 19, 2004 9:03 pm
Griff is a douchebag libertarian barefoot hillbilly who loves New York with all his heart and soul.
Elspode • Apr 20, 2004 12:22 am
Sycamore secretly listens to The Archies Greatest Hits. He stores the CD inside a Charlie Parker jewel case.
smoothmoniker • Apr 20, 2004 1:51 am
if i have to listen to one more of elspode's ill-conceived analogies, I'm going to esplode.
mrnoodle • Apr 20, 2004 2:07 am
Originally posted by smoothmoniker
I was a child of the 80's coming of age in the 90's. It was not a pretty time to be clothed.
...and you weren't, for much of that period. Maybe I'm thinking of your sister. damn weed.
Skunks • Apr 20, 2004 2:16 am
<b>mrnoodle</b>, I like your shoes.
marichiko • Apr 20, 2004 4:06 am
skunks, your mama wears combat boots!
jdbutler • Apr 20, 2004 2:48 pm
Me thinks Marichiko and Skunks both have foot fetae. (I know, cheesy remark!)
lumberjim • Apr 20, 2004 3:32 pm
jd's remarks are punfull to read.
elSicomoro • Apr 20, 2004 3:52 pm
Lumberjim sells shitty ass German cars.
Clodfobble • Apr 20, 2004 4:22 pm
Sycamore never learned to wipe properly.
glatt • Apr 20, 2004 5:00 pm
My dog fobbles clods better than clodfobble does.
lumberjim • Apr 20, 2004 6:39 pm
How much clod could a clodfobble fobble,
If a clodfobble could fobble clods?


glatt should have thought of that. :rolleyes:
smoothmoniker • Apr 20, 2004 10:06 pm
lumberjim puts on womens clothing,

and hangs around in bars

[everybody sing ...]
elSicomoro • Apr 20, 2004 10:09 pm
sm is contributing to the crap that the RIAA doles out to us.
marichiko • Apr 20, 2004 10:11 pm
Hey, smoothmoniker, YOU give us a song, YOU'RE the piano man, and the cellar's in a mood for a melody (learned to read music, yet?)
lumberjim • Apr 20, 2004 10:14 pm
marichicko could fuck up a new crowbar
wolf • Apr 20, 2004 10:42 pm
Lumberjim would fuck a new crowbar.
lumberjim • Apr 20, 2004 11:20 pm
which would be one more time than wolf has had sex in the last 2 years.
zippyt • Apr 21, 2004 1:29 am
watch it Jimbo , chichee is packing heat :rattat:
mrnoodle • Apr 21, 2004 1:56 pm
zippyt packs his shorts :turd:
jdbutler • Apr 21, 2004 2:13 pm
Mr. Noodle packs Zippyt:doit:
plthijinx • Apr 21, 2004 3:26 pm
jdbuTTler?
jdbutler • Apr 21, 2004 3:53 pm
Seeing doubles again? That explains your commercial pilot's career...:worried:
Lady Sidhe • Apr 21, 2004 7:41 pm
Originally posted by smoothmoniker
lumberjim puts on womens clothing,

and hangs around in bars

[everybody sing ...]



"I'm a lumberjim and I'm ok....";)
plthijinx • Apr 21, 2004 9:27 pm
jd - bwahahahaha!!

lady s.- you only wish you could look like LJ!
Lady Sidhe • Apr 21, 2004 10:23 pm
Nah, actually I wish I had thought of a name that sounded like a raspberry! :D
Nothing But Net • Apr 21, 2004 10:24 pm
I asked plthijinx how his love life was going.

He told me he's holding his own.
plthijinx • Apr 21, 2004 10:27 pm
Originally posted by Nothing But Net
I asked [b]plthijinx how his love life was going.

He told me he's holding his own. [/B]


with BOTH hands damnit!

NBN couldn't sight in a X-bow to save his left jimmy boy.
lumberjim • May 3, 2004 5:15 pm
plthijinx is so boring that no one could come up with an insult?
JeepNGeorge • May 3, 2004 6:59 pm
LJ is scared to take a demo wrangler off-road. Enough said.
jdbutler • May 5, 2004 11:38 am
JNG vagi-lubes the gearshift.:rolleyes:
Beestie • May 5, 2004 11:46 am
jdbutler secretly wears SpongeBobSquarePants boxer shorts.
lumberjim • May 5, 2004 12:23 pm
there's nothing wrong with spongebob boxers, beesite, you malodorous wig wearing hump.
Griff • May 5, 2004 12:52 pm
shut up you self basting turkey
wolf • May 5, 2004 12:58 pm
Griff has a secret desire to live in a penthouse, just like Lisa Douglas' in Green Acres.
jdbutler • May 5, 2004 1:12 pm
[QUOTE]Originally posted by plthijinx


[B]with BOTH hands damnit!


Got both hands around the wrong stick again eh?
That further explains your Biography post to your Profile page; and the reason you can't find your ass with both hands!:biggrin:
lumberjim • Apr 27, 2005 10:34 am
jdbutler, as usual, making no sense, but compensating with awful timing. 'tard.

( just wanted to revive this one, really)
mrnoodle • Apr 27, 2005 10:36 am
I smell sperm. did you burp?
jaguar • Apr 27, 2005 11:15 am
I hear mrnoodle is religious.





[SIZE=1]i kid! i kid! ow! stop with the stones already![/SIZE]
Troubleshooter • Apr 27, 2005 11:24 am
jaguar wrote:
[SIZE=1]i kid! i kid! ow! stop with the stones already![/SIZE]


No one is to throw a stone until I blow the whistle!

You cock-gobbling code-nazi.
jinx • Apr 27, 2005 12:54 pm
squid
wolf • Apr 27, 2005 1:33 pm
Clam
lumberjim • Apr 27, 2005 1:42 pm
wolf has obviously been up all night smoking crack, and has this confused with the word association thread.
Happy Monkey • Apr 27, 2005 1:55 pm
Scientologist. (wait, is this insults or word assocation? Works either way.)

edit: great minds think alike, eh.
Clodfobble • Apr 27, 2005 1:58 pm
Happy Monkey just equalled his mind to Lumberjim's. I don't need to work any harder on this insult.
Undertoad • Apr 27, 2005 2:06 pm
Well that's more work than you normally put into a post.
Troubleshooter • Apr 27, 2005 2:13 pm
Yeah, we know how much effort you put into your own pole, er, I mean post...
lumberjim • Apr 27, 2005 2:38 pm
ts was just imagining UT rubbing one out. ...maybe he is a squid?
BigV • Apr 27, 2005 5:17 pm
Lj: Most Insulting.
mrnoodle • Apr 27, 2005 6:06 pm
I refuse to be at the bottom of any list. As opposed to BigV, who bottoms almost exclusively.
BigMcLargeHuge • Apr 27, 2005 6:46 pm
cock!
BigV • Apr 27, 2005 7:00 pm
do I detect the unpleasant sense of OVERCOMPENSATION? Hmm?
Griff • Apr 27, 2005 9:53 pm
This from a guy who calls himself Big!
Guyute • Apr 27, 2005 10:02 pm
Griff has an excuse- his sister is his mother...
Beestie • Apr 27, 2005 10:30 pm
Guyute wrote:
Tossed with the salad, And baled with the hay
I don't think we need to know what you do behind closed barn doors.
Undertoad • Apr 27, 2005 10:32 pm
With a name like Beestie, oh I think you DO know.
BigV • Apr 27, 2005 10:36 pm
speaking of animals, UnderTOAD--as in froggy-style?
lookout123 • Apr 27, 2005 11:36 pm
ah, shaddup - you're just pissed at UT cause he made you shorten your name from BigViagrachewinglimpdick.
BigV • Apr 28, 2005 12:25 am
*what is this fascination with my dick?*
Listen l123, there's no need to worry about TNIP. I'm sure you'll be able to find plenty of porn. Good luck typing with one hand.
Roosta • Apr 29, 2005 10:26 am
At least I didn't need a stepladder to reach puberty.
staceyv • Apr 29, 2005 10:39 am
Cock.
breakingnews • Apr 29, 2005 11:34 am
The usual trite remark from an XX.

Give me my rib back. And clean your apartment.
staceyv • Apr 29, 2005 11:48 am
I don't know what an XX is...
Duck!! because something is flying over your head- I called him a cock because it's another word for rooster.
And put the news back together.
mrnoodle • Apr 29, 2005 11:54 am
yeah, well staceyv is another word for assmunch
BigV • Apr 29, 2005 12:03 pm
hey, mrnoodle, is it true you go soft and limp in the presence of heat and moisture?

must be lonely...
Clodfobble • Apr 29, 2005 12:08 pm
Please curtail your obvious need to ride another man's jock with your face.
Beestie • Apr 29, 2005 12:23 pm
Why? Afraid you'll bump into him?
footfootfoot • May 1, 2005 10:31 pm
Calling you a sadistic, beastial, necrophile would be beating a dead horse.
Beestie • May 2, 2005 12:07 am
Perhaps but it doesn't take me an entire freakin' month to take ONE picture.
lookout123 • May 2, 2005 11:32 am
wow, beestie - that's 2 good ones. how did you tear yourself away from Playgirl for that long?
Bullitt • May 2, 2005 1:17 pm
Who knows, but it got you to tear yourself away from your "Husky Lumberjacks" edition.
lookout123 • May 2, 2005 4:16 pm
too true.

BTW, how much longer are you going to borrow the back issues from 94-97?