Word association...
K, here's how it goes.....first I will post a word, then the next person posts another word having something to do with the previous.....
For example: feather
Next word would be: light
Yea....simple as that..
and my word will be:
Television
bait...
master...
slave...
king...
Rodney...
[COLOR=indigo]hand[/COLOR]
Pointless.
As in this thread.
hum... er...
I mean mind, yeah that's it, mind.
Oh boy! A two for one!
Ted Kennedy!
Edit: Dammit Sycamore, give a guy a chance to type will ya? :)
Ya gotta keep up, ol' man. ;)
Ted Kennedy, eh?
Barney Frank
Heh, he said frank.
Barney Fife
Lead the way
ok it's not a word but it's like that (and that's the way it is...)
A buzzed lightyear:joint:
antidisestablishmentarianism
actualy its quite tasty !!!!
pretentious prat with a love of sesquipedalian words who's spelling is in dire need of some elucidation.
pot....no, kettle....no, pot.
yeah...pot
[size=1] jelly was the name of a gangster in "analyze this" [/size]
con·si·glie·re Audio pronunciation of consigliere ( P ) Pronunciation Key (kns-lyr)
n. pl. con·si·glie·ri (-r)
An adviser or counselor, especially to a capo or leader of an organized crime syndicate.
so i flipped an 's' with a 'c'......*grumble*
I felt like making a point. If you're going to wank something like that at least take the time to get the spelling right. I am aware of what the word means.
chance
Evers to... or is it too!:) It is April.
yes, well thank you so much jag......you're still pissed cuz i called you french, aren't you?
and being zippyt's closest rival in the bizarre spelling contest, you might want to be careful of casting the first stone.
community chest
Better than american.
monopoly
Luvvies
........and grow up you two. Honestly kids, who'd have 'em.
[COLOR=indigo]I dont' give a damn.
(I'm sorry. I know that's more than one word. But it IS a complete thought..)[/COLOR]
munch, milk lunch.
That is from boarding school days, long ago.
I remember them :)
School
stamp psychosis (that's what causes those post office employees to lose it....they lick too many stamps)
regalia
[size=1]( you know what, jag, ya bastard? i was compelled to look that up to double check my spelling... thanks a lot.)[/size]
big fat white guys with droopy balls that you'd never want to see naked no matter what.
train
(this was a difficult one. it's much easier to come up with the word after the prompt than it is to come up with the word before it).
teacher (i had an english teacher who could braid her arm hair...)
The Spanish Inquisition.
(betcha didn't expect that) ;)
The Spanish Fly.
(Good one Woofie!) :cool:
yeah, caps lock!
and for once, i meant to yell. I can't take this thread anymore.
nevermind, i just remembered that i can unsubscribe in my control panel.
jim
Moichendizing! (just watched it again yesterday)
Word Dinosaur*
*friend's precocious 6 year old's definition of "Thesaurus".
Jeff Christie (*DJ name in early 70's in the Burg)
Diplomatic Duckbilledplatypuses
begone you second hand electric donkey bottom biter
Oh, no! Threads are merging!
Whatever you do, don't cross the streams!
Sky-diving snails (yahoo)
Alice is always alluding to alliteration.
Perth (it really was the first thing I thought of!!)
Originally posted by perth
pissed off.
Perth (it really was the first thing I thought of!!)
Yeah, right! Nyah Nyah !
Wait wait. Time out. Did I just get called a toilet by the new guy?
Originally posted by perth
Wait wait. Time out. Did I just get called a toilet by the new guy?
Don't matter...sit on his face for a while.:yum:
Boy, I have *never* found that smiley as creepy as I do right now.
Creepy-crawlie..... I don't believe I can't spell crawly-crawley-crawlie...Help someone!
:confused:
Originally posted by Perth : Wait wait. Time out. Did I just get called a toilet by the new guy?
no. it was a continuance. (pissed off>the toilet) however, the suspence was very delightful
Thanks Perth.
Originally posted by Tomas Rueda
no. it was a continuance. (pissed off>the toilet) however, the suspence was very delightful
Thanks Perth.
No problem man. Just having a bit of fun.
Originally posted by Tomas Rueda
Cheese
Who cut the
A.I.D.S., Ebola, S.A.R.S.
one-legged man at an ass-kicking contest.
"It just seems to me that you are wilfully entering an arse-kicking contest with a monstrous entity that has sixteen legs and no arse....''
(seen on the internet)
Originally posted by jaguar
hackneyed lines.
Swiss precision
expensive watches (ever seen a pricetag in a window for a $30,000 watch before?)
Originally posted by jaguar
expensive watches (ever seen a pricetag in a window for a $30,000 watch before?)
"Tempis fuggit" Latin for "I don't care what time it is"...whoops, wrong thread! :p
loud ass Philadelphians (sorry folks, but they are!)
You don't have to "duck" until you capitalize that cellar.:)
Wine.
Puppy.
Holy cow, Bruce. What are you doing up at O dark hundred?
Originally posted by dar512
Holy cow, Bruce. What are you doing up at O dark hundred?
Halfway between "get up at 4" and "at work at 6".:(
Back-in-the-day
Pope
Buy our new soap Pope on a rope!
Good Lord, it exists!!!!

Pewter & Dynamite
(My cats...)
Celery (you didn't heard it from me)
Of all the foods to compare to sex, you choose pizza and celery?
Originally posted by Happy Monkey
Of all the foods to compare to sex, you choose pizza and celery?
I think it's because pizza is like sex - even when it's bad - it's not THAT bad...
And celery...well, I"m guessing because it stays harder than most men.
Pizza pie folds better than apple pie.
Celery gets harder in cold water and softer in a warm moist place.
rational
personally I don't like celerye, it was for the word association.
perspiration
Dana, stop, you are embarrasing me:rolleyes:
Tex-mex
Sorry Tomas *grins* it just popped into my head.
oh, well, that's the point.
TXT-messaging
Bright yellow HOT mustard. And no I don't work for Colemans
Teletubbies -> The Bomb
???
Explain that one???
When I see the tubbies, I see a post nuclear apocalypse society. Of course, I was the primary care-giver for my kids and outside Wolf's jurisdiction.
They do seem to live in some sort of bunker
Radiation-induced mutations cannot possibly be as scary as the concept and appearance of Tinky-Winky.
[Heston]Tubbie Custard is People![/Heston]
Where were we? "The Bomb"
Precious Bodily Fluids
Teletubbies are Eloi extreme.
Originally posted by Tomas Rueda
Guess Jeans Co.
LOL I knew that (use to love Anna Nicole Smith in those print ads). I was saying "Guess what?" ;)
"These are OR scrubs."
"O, R they??"
Time flies like the wind
Fruit flies like a banana
Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
stuck in the middle with you!
Stuck in the middle of you.:eek:
Originally posted by wolf
cherry
Yeah, right! :rolleyes:
the Wizard of Oz.
We're off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Originally posted by glatt
donut
doughnut
narcissus(yellow flower, commonly called daffodil)
"if you'll be my body guard, I can be your long lost pal"
(sorry, but I couldn't resist with the combination of "schlomo" and "mafiaso")
(hey! howcome it says 416 posts under my name both times? what? was one of them so inane it didn't count? sorry to disrupt the thread, I'll be quiet now -((slinks off)))
Originally posted by lumberjim
wizard
poppies, poppies, poppies...
cheeburger cheeburger cheeburger
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeviiiiiilllllllllllllllll
edit to explain connection:
oh where did it go??? i swear sycamore put republican in there.
I did, but then I pulled it...my bad. Yours still fits though, so I'll build from there.
Republican
Where is Waldo? (no, really, Where is he?):p
on a rope.
edit: clarification
i am not advocating throwing a noose around his neck. it is a reference to a song by The Crucified.
Originally posted by jdbutler
to death
do us part
or, you know, something else.
and now for something completely different
Originally posted by glatt
and now for something completely different
upsidedown
American Pie
self gratification.
American Pie
my last one sucked so...
how about
it feels just like...
Originally posted by lookout123
self gratification.
No, the would be European Pie. We get off fucking OTHER countries.:D
Uh,..."It feels just like"
squishy
DANNON
"In [what was then Soviet] Georgia, where they eat a lot of yogurt, a lot of
people live past 100," says one spot from a series for Dannon yogurt, which
fondly filmed a village of centenarians enjoying free samples. One ends:
"eighty-nine-year-old Renan Topagua... ate two cups. That pleased his mother
very much."
Goats
Edward Albee
(click for more info)
They used to, these days they mostly eat food houndouts. The centenarians are gone too, a few years back the government stopped paying pensions to cut costs and they all died because they couldn't buy food, wouldn't that be a funny joke if it wasn't true.
Originally posted by Tomas Rueda
chicken coops
mr garrison. (south park reference)
Garrote!!!! (Spanish for nightstick)
coyote (english for human smuggler)
Close Encouters of the 3rd kind.
sorry, I couldn't help it, but QTPatootie
Pookie (ghetto nicname lol)
Originally posted by jdbutler
Peter "Cellars"
ooooh.
wanda
He' one BAD Motha...
Shut Yo Mouth!
*shrugs* I would have gone for Salty Chocolate Balls ... but, since you went the other direction ...
knows
Millenium-glass, (Imagine how much it woulg weight)
fat dude in glasses who works in a cubicular office with a lady that closely resembles him, yet antagonizes him all the time.
what's the name? I can't remember
he used to appear in TV on CBS. Gosh I cant Remember!!!
Originally posted by Tomas Rueda
fat dude in glasses who works in a cubicular office with a lady that closely resembles him, yet antagonizes him all the time.
Drew Carey
Harry Carey (I hope that is the correct spelling!)
mouth breather ( i don't know what this means, but i'm told it's an insult)
Cigarette (thug is a term for ciggies)