how old are you?

lumberjim • Mar 7, 2004 1:04 am
i'm just curious.
Troubleshooter • Mar 7, 2004 1:10 am
Originally posted by lumberjim
i'm just curious.


And I'm 34.
smoothmoniker • Mar 7, 2004 1:28 am
I'm not a big fan of that cutoff at 28 ... makes me feel a lot older to be in a whole 'nother category.

-sm
Elspode • Mar 7, 2004 1:34 am
I see Bruce hasn't voted yet. C'mon, man, get with the program...I'm commanding the Ancient Bastard category at present.
xoxoxoBruce • Mar 7, 2004 1:38 am
Step aside, boy.:p
Elspode • Mar 7, 2004 1:40 am
Whew...thanks, man. I was feeling sort of hung out here. Gol' darn whippersnappers...
staceyv • Mar 7, 2004 1:45 am
how old are YOU, lumberjim?
zippyt • Mar 7, 2004 1:51 am
I'll be 41 in september
wolf • Mar 7, 2004 1:54 am
My current age is "The Answer."
Elspode • Mar 7, 2004 2:01 am
Yeah, but now you've got to find the Question to the Answer...
xoxoxoBruce • Mar 7, 2004 2:04 am
It's not polite to ask a lady her age. Hey Wolf, how much do you weigh? SLAM [SIZE=1]pitter patter, pitter patter, pitter patter.... [/SIZE] :worried:
Elspode • Mar 7, 2004 2:09 am
I didnt' ask her...she volunteered her age. Thus the capitalization of "The Answer".

My statement is what you have to know in order to understand the meaning of The Answer, because it is rather incongruous.
lumberjim • Mar 7, 2004 2:11 am
Originally posted by xoxoxoBruce
It's not polite to ask a lady her age. Hey Wolf, how much do you weigh? SLAM [SIZE=1]pitter patter, pitter patter, pitter patter.... [/SIZE] :worried:



i hate to type LOL, but, goddamn,.....LOL!

pitter patter........ah ha ha ha
lumberjim • Mar 7, 2004 2:12 am
Originally posted by staceyv
how old are YOU, lumberjim?


well, that's a long story.


i'm 33


but my soul is over 900 years old........i've been recycled, you see.
xoxoxoBruce • Mar 7, 2004 2:17 am
Damn heathens. Grumble, snort, babble...talking in code.....bunch of sneaky, cat lovin, broom riding, babble, grumble......;)
wolf • Mar 7, 2004 2:19 am
Originally posted by xoxoxoBruce
It's not polite to ask a lady her age. Hey Wolf, how much do you weigh? SLAM [SIZE=1]pitter patter, pitter patter, pitter patter.... [/SIZE] :worried:


Bruce knows I like giving prey a reasonable head start.

He also knows that, to paraphrase Danny Vermin, I have things that "shoot through schools."

And the answer is ... less than the last time you saw me.
Elspode • Mar 7, 2004 2:20 am
Someone got an extra copy of *anything* by the Farrars? Bruce needs to do some catch up reading.
wolf • Mar 7, 2004 2:21 am
I like starting people with Cunningham's "The Truth about Witchcraft Today."

The full version, not the $1 pamphlet size one, although that will do in a pinch.
Elspode • Mar 7, 2004 2:29 am
That's a good one for people who are predisposed to be afraid of witchy stuff, but not the best starting place for the truly curious, IMHO.

I do think that it was Cunningham's greatest contribution as a writer, though.
mrnoodle • Mar 7, 2004 3:01 am
My question is, how old is my weight? For that matter, how much does my age weigh? No one answers my questions. Where is the oracle?
Lady Sidhe • Mar 7, 2004 1:32 pm
I'll be 33 in April.

Wait, is this how old we are chronologically, or how old we FEEL?

Sidhe
wolf • Mar 7, 2004 1:39 pm
Originally posted by mrnoodle
My question is, how old is my weight? For that matter, how much does my age weigh? No one answers my questions. Where is the oracle?


Steve Dallas can hook you up.
richlevy • Mar 7, 2004 6:29 pm
Over 30 - "Paul McCartney was in a band before Wings."
Over 20 - "Paul McCartney was in a band?"
Under 20 - "Who's Paul McCartney?".
Griff • Mar 7, 2004 8:19 pm
Okay, I'll just say it. I'm gonna be 40 this summer.
Sun_Sparkz • Mar 7, 2004 11:42 pm
Im 21 this year.

:drunk:
elSicomoro • Mar 7, 2004 11:51 pm
Isn't legal drinking age in Australia 18, though?
Sun_Sparkz • Mar 8, 2004 12:01 am
yes it is age 18 for drinking in Australia, i was just talking about the 21st _PARTY_.

althugh the drinking age is 18, most of Aus has been so heavily influenced by the American culture that our 21st party is the big one that we celebrate instead of the 18th. :rolleyes:
SteveDallas • Mar 8, 2004 9:42 am
Originally posted by Sun_Sparkz
althugh the drinking age is 18, most of Aus has been so heavily influenced by the American culture that our 21st party is the big one that we celebrate instead of the 18th. :rolleyes:

That's sad!

(The drinking age was 18 in North Carolina, where I grew up, until I turned 17, when they raised it to 19, then 20, then 21! Very insulting.)
kerosene • Mar 8, 2004 10:29 am
I'm 26.
Vilia Sonoben • Mar 8, 2004 12:06 pm
18 'til August. Nervous, squirmy age. All I can think about is applications and money and scores.
lumberjim • Mar 8, 2004 12:34 pm
did you mean "scoring"?
ladysycamore • Mar 9, 2004 10:46 am
34 going on 84, and trying to hang on! :D
Vilia Sonoben • Mar 9, 2004 12:04 pm
<i>did you mean "scoring"?</i>

Well not *completely* literally. You've got a virgin on your hands. The only score I ever get is on pac-man.
Cam • Mar 9, 2004 12:11 pm
21 and trying to stay 17
lumberjim • Mar 9, 2004 12:24 pm
Originally posted by Vilia Sonoben
<i>did you mean "scoring"?</i>

You've got a virgin on your hands.



and we all know how messy that can be.
Elspode • Mar 9, 2004 2:01 pm
Originally posted by Vilia Sonoben
<i>did you mean "scoring"?</i>
The only score I ever get is on pac-man.


I hope you clean the screen after every "game"... :eek:
xoxoxoBruce • Mar 9, 2004 6:47 pm
You've got a virgin on your hands.
Hope you don't end up as a reward, for a suicide bomber.:)
mrnoodle • Mar 9, 2004 11:35 pm
That's the caveat of winning virgins by suicide bombing. No one ever said they were attractive virgins. Hell, they could be as ugly as me.
xoxoxoBruce • Mar 9, 2004 11:39 pm
See, that's what the Burka is for.;)
Elspode • Mar 9, 2004 11:55 pm
So...who is our single 68-80+ range Cellarite? Or was someone just being a wiseass?
lumberjim • Mar 10, 2004 12:26 am
it wasn't you?

:)

[size=1] it's tw, isn't it?[/size]
Vilia Sonoben • Mar 10, 2004 11:55 am
I hope you clean the screen after every "game"...


Wipe on, wipe off. It's a good relaxing technique. Try it some time.

As for being a sacrifice, let's hope it never comes to that. They'll never find me in my rat hole buried underneath layers of rotting hay.
lumberjim • Nov 8, 2006 1:40 pm
here's the pole....er poll
skysidhe • Nov 12, 2006 3:03 pm
I am older than dirt.
farfromhome • Nov 13, 2006 12:11 am
Life is good. Enjoy life. I'm soon to turn 47. Laugh. Enjoy the company of your friends and family. Take chances. Do it. It's worth it. Don't be complacent. Keep moving. Don't be afraid.
admirallpj • Nov 25, 2006 3:55 am
hello~~~everybody~~
DucksNuts • Nov 25, 2006 4:20 am
Hiya PJ!!!
Aliantha • Nov 25, 2006 4:25 am
hello pj. would you like to get drunk and become meaningless with us?