The 'What the fuck!' thread
Here is the place to place your WTF found images.
I'll kick off:
<img src="http://www.spt.co.uk/News/story146.jpg">
I just need to clarify... those tally marks are counting the number of night without any.... right?? :angel:
You have to love working in a building where important, life-saving features are missing or disabled.
Originally posted by xoxoxoBruce
Oh dear, I see you suffer the curse of hero worship, Jinx.:haha:
actually, it's SUPERhero worship. does everyone recognize "BeardMan?"
Ted Kaczinsky?
i just noticed that in sillhouette, bruce resembled one of the "ghosts" from pac-man
wakka wakka wakka *LMAO at the dog smoking out of the bong*
baaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! :haha:
hey bruce, weren't you the lead ewok in "return of the jedi"?
and he also spends too much time
here. :confused:
Maybe he's
Doctor Toast!
Don't ask how I found that.
Originally posted by Kitsune
You have to love working in a building where important, life-saving features are missing or disabled.
You should send that one in to your local Fire Department.
Originally posted by lumberjim
i just noticed that in sillhouette, bruce resembled one of the "ghosts" from pac-man
wakka wakka wakka
You evil person! I followed the thread and had to stay and play a game of Pac-Man. I didn't even break 6000. Sad.
Bruce, when I first saw your mouse in the bread pic, I thought it was a roach. Yes, we have 'em that big down here.
montana hooker? or is it my next girlfriend?
Bruce, actually your picture was taken in Brussels. I saw the car and I've been told that some guys didn't like the owner of the BMW. So one night they came with all their friends and turned the car up-side-down... But maybe it's just a rumour!
Originally posted by plthijinx
montana hooker? or is it my next girlfriend?
That has to be the best sheep joke I've heard. and I've heard a lot of them. :)
Originally posted by xoxoxoBruce
Here's a picture of LJ passing out his business cards.
Now just wait a goddamn minute. "What the fuck" is one thing, but this picture *must* have some sort of an explanation. Did they have a "let's see how many cars we can slam together in one place on the count of three" contest? Is there a big sinkhole underneath that pile of cars?
I'm sorry, but this doesn't look like a normal accident. It looks like an automotive cluster fuck, and I want to know what happened!
Splode , Didn't you ever see the Blues Brothers movie ???
These fine folks were just trying to replecate the whole cop cars crash sceen :rolleyes:
is it the 100+ car pile up that happend in texas in the fog that night? I remember hearing about it when we were on tour. I was driving the lil chevette when i heard about it.
eta: nope, on second look, the cars ar too new it had to be after 1999 cuz that's a new grand cherokee in the pic
Originally posted by Elspode
I'm sorry, but this doesn't look like a normal accident. It looks like an automotive cluster fuck, and I want to know what happened!
It looks like an accident with a whole lot of extra cars photoshopped in.
That is great! Any idea where this is located? Bet he has no problem with burglars.
<img src="http://www.myrefrigerator.com/images/Gold%20Medal%201.jpg">
:cool:
Nice.
Didja get the beads at Mardi Gras for showing yerself off?
Unique...that's Latin for "kinda weird", isn't it?
Originally posted by Elspode
Unique...that's Latin for "kinda weird", isn't it?
Yeah, I may be weird, but at least I keeping my carbs on the outside! :D
bruce, you asshole, I deserve a Holley 6, if anything...
Something was wrong with NBN's img hosting.
Originally posted by Undertoad
Something was wrong with NBN's img hosting.
Oh, something's wrong with NBN's this, something's wrong with NBN's that!
Why don't you all just lay off me?
has slang seen that?
might give him nightmares
Originally posted by Nothing But Net
Oh, something's wrong with NBN's this, something's wrong with NBN's that!
Why don't you all just lay off me?
oooohhhhhh, ok, now i get it. that's why i could hear you the other night slamming shit around out in the yard shouting "they're after me! they're after me!! aaaarrrrrrrrggggghhhh!!":rolleyes:
Originally posted by xoxoxoBruce
Don't make me send my little friend.:D
He's so CUTE!!!!
You think they can maybe be trained to do perimeter patrol?
Originally posted by xoxoxoBruce
Hmmm..a lot more faces then streams.;)
Stagefright.
Originally posted by zippyt
Splode , Didn't you ever see the Blues Brothers movie ???
These fine folks were just trying to replecate the whole cop cars crash sceen :rolleyes:
Hahaaaaaaa! Syc and I just watched the last 45 minutes of that movie last night on VH1 (with that police car pileup, which was so excellent!). :D
Originally posted by xoxoxoBruce
Don't make me send my little friend.:D
Awwww!! :D
"Say hello to my li'l friend!" :p
That's probably what one of those guys is saying to the other in the group urinal photo...
What we have here is a physical manifestation of spaghetti code. What was once (probably) a simple phone? network? setup has come to this because no one bothered to refactor.
< MrT>
I pity the fool that has to maintain that setup!
</MrT>
[SIZE=4]HEYYY!!![/SIZE] Who the hell let you into my wiring closet???
(OK. Mine's not that bad.)
Is that the "Web" I keep hearing about?
BWWWHHAAAAAHAAAAHAAAAA !!!!!!
Good one dude :thumb: :thumb: :thumb:
Originally posted by xoxoxoBruce
Yum, yum.:yum:
answer the door! it's domino's!!:D
*blink, blink*....*blink, blink* Holy Big Bertha Butt, Batman!!!
I don't know if this is real, but considering some of the postcards they sell in New Orleans, I wouldn't doubt if it was.
All I can think of is the line from "Finding Nemo:"
"Gee, that's an awfully big butt..."
(hey, this wouldn't be considered pornography, would it?)
oh my fucking god!!!! BWWWWWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! cough, cough, cough, damn i smoke too much,cough, cough....i freakin' laughed so hard i'm still struggling to breath! thanks Sidhe! I needed that!:beer:
You're very welcome :D You should see the postcards they have in New Orleans. I have a friend who turns his head away whenever he passes the window they're in. He can't stand to look at them. They make this woman look like TWIGGY.:eek:
cough, cough, cough, crap! i read it again!! cough cough! [SIZE=4]BABY GOT BACK![/SIZE]
Yeah.... her back, your back, my back, UT's back, Syc's back, LadySyc's back, TS's back, Wolf's back, Bruce's back, LJ's back...hell, she's got the whole damn Cellar's back....:D
Originally posted by xoxoxoBruce
They sure do have some damn strong porches down there.:)
Well, I don't know if they get the pics for the postcards from the local citizenry (I've never actually seen anyone in La. who was as big as the pictures), but I've seen some of them on Rotten.com.
I was in Cancun one summer, and I saw a woman wearing a short lemon-yellow dress, and well, she shouldn't have been wearing that dress, much less in that color. I swear she looked like a yellow submarine :eek:
OMG! i've got to remember to scan a post card i have at work! it's a HUGE woman in a bikini. story is that me and the Vice President of the company we work for would search out and send each other the most hideous post card to each other when we took our vacations.......just wait.....it's nasty funny!
Originally posted by plthijinx
OMG! i've got to remember to scan a post card i have at work! it's a HUGE woman in a bikini. story is that me and the Vice President of the company we work for would search out and send each other the most hideous post card to each other when we took our vacations.......just wait.....it's nasty funny!
you forgot the [richard simmons] & [/richard simmons] tags.
OH DAMN! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!:haha:
The most poular guy in prison.
Someone needs to tell that guy that he has two of the biggest ass-zits I've ever seen!
Brian
something i though all foks might enjoy!
There is a series of books sold in petshops all about the adventures of a little puppy called....Snatch. Now thats funny enough to my mind but surely someone was taking the right royal piss when they came up with titles such as "Snatch at Bedtime" and my favourite "Snatch in a mess"
and every parent should get this for their children to wear!
Ohmigod thats sheer genius
I just realized something...the frigging net nanny at work actually made the title of this thread read "The 'What the @$&!' thread".
I'm gonna puke.
Originally posted by Elspode
I just realized something...the frigging net nanny at work actually made the title of this thread read "The 'What the @$&!' thread".
I'm gonna puke.
Hey, I'm the new Howard Stern! :cool:
This really belongs in the CSotD, but then again, *I* think it goes here.
Most of these links are safe for work, but not all...click and investigate at your own risk.
http://www.wtfpeople.net/They are selling babyclothes for grown people...
radar, pink is your color.
is this a super silencer or just some weird joke ???
And if it is a silencer i bet it makes the loudest FART sound in the world !!!!!
Now i like ladys with a little meat on her bones , but DAMN !!!!!!
Originally posted by zippyt
is this a super silencer or just some weird joke ???
And if it is a silencer i bet it makes the loudest FART sound in the world !!!!!
Are you kidding? That there's one o them devices to make unloading your tank safer...you see smaller models at shooting ranges and police stations everywhere! This is just the large, economy size government model!
Brian
Does slang know you were sneaking around taking pictures of his "going to New York" car?
just something i found... as you do!
holly, you must have an amazing collection of cool pics. that is friggin hysterical.
yes it is sad really how many i have!!
don't worry! he didn't fall - i pushed him!!
bwah ha ha
So that's what the expression "wrapped around a tree" really means.
And such an orderly forest it is.
Looks like this driver de-barked up the wrong tree.
I've seen accidents like that in pro-rally. Trees tend to be very unyielding.
That reminds me.
Some dumbass kid put his car into a tree along the state hospital fence about a year ago now.
Our ambulance was on the way out to pick up a nut, so they were first-on-scene and contacted county radio and had to wait around with the dead guy until the cops and community ambulance showed up. Dude was doing about 95 mph when he put the car into a tree, turned his car into a pretzel and did some major damage to the tree. There wasn't enough left of him for organ donation.
As is lately the custom, his little friends set up one of those roadside shrines ... laminated pictures, tearstained letters of loss and longing, those tall jar candles (which are often lit at night), stuffed monkey, flowers. I expect it to be festooned with graduation tassels soon.
Just one little problem. They set up his shrine against this venerable oak tree along the fence line, right outside Gate #2.
Dumbfuck put his car into one of the trees that stands between Gate #3 and Gate #4, closer to Gate #4.
They put the shrine against the wrong tree.
Bob, I want what's behind Gate #1.
There is some beautiful art for sale on the internet. Kind of brings a tear to my eye and I don't even smoke.
Saw this as I was hiking back from watching the sunrise in Lake Meade National Park. Not comforting, as it was also riddled with bullet holes of various calibers.
well they always did say it might damage your health... maybe this is what they meant!
This image is from the pages of
The Lighter Side Of catalog, a publication that I can't seem to escape, no matter where I move. It's time to start thinking about your Halloween costume...just...don't think about THIS.
But wait there's more! And a costume just in case you plan on going out on Halloween as a large package of meat by-product. These from
the same catalog.
That company is local to me ... it's about a 1/2 hour drive to their warehouse/store. You can go and play with the stuff and buy from them direct. I'm told you can call in your catalog order and tell them you want "warehouse pickup" and they'll box it for you and you don't pay S&H.
While they do have the occasional Tshirt or printed beach towel I might buy, can you tell them for me to PLEASE LEAVE ME BE?! I've got their website, if I want something I'll hunt it down myself.
Down here in VA, in the burg of Virginia Beach, there's a park called
Mount Trashmore because that's what it is, a 60 ft tall hill made of an old landfill that was covered over with dirt, allowed to grow grass and opened to the public as a park. Good use of trash, I sez.
And why can you only overlook it on Sunday? Is that the homeless encampment's day out for begging?
I see that he's on special. I'll have to run down and pick one up.
Wonder if that's one of the state hospital farm park deer. There's weird stuff there because of all the thorazine in the water table ...
umm----does that hurt, to have your antler's all...budding like that?
[QUOTE=wolf]I see that he's on special. I'll have to run down and pick one up.
Wonder if that's one of the state hospital farm park deer. There's weird stuff there because of all the thorazine in the water table ...[/QUOTE
:lol:
Deer shed their antlers regularly. It does not hurt them to do this. In most cases antlers that are harvested are cut off above the blood supply, so THAT doesn't hurt them either. I dunno about growing them, especially in strange ways like the picture. You sure there isn't two of them and it's one behind the other...I've looked and there MIGHT be one back there...
Methinks this one is an aberration or is sporting a birth defect, possibly caused by exposure to some kind of drug or pollution.
I'd still shoot it during antlered season and definitely pay to have it stuffed and mounted on my wall. The rest of it to be butchered and frozen in my freezer to be enjoyed for the rest of the year. Unused portions of meat can be given to neighbors or donated to homeless shelters.
Brian
Thanx xoB for waiting to see whether this was my animal for Friday. :)
Knowing the humans around those parts, he wouldn't last long... "Hey Joe, I got me a 56-point buck last night!"
Knowing the humans around those parts, he wouldn't last long... "Hey Joe, I got me a 56-point buck last night!"
In the movie <i>The Deer Hunter</i>, they go hunting. What is the region in Pennsylvania that resembles the Canadian Rockies? I want to go there, it looks beautiful.
Halloween is just around the corner... :smack:
OH that is Just WRONG !!!!!!!
This is pretty messed up. a toy representing the wtc and 911. that's wrong.
storyI couldn't tell from the article whether anyone was denying that it depicted 9/11, or if they were just saying it didn't matter that it did. Either way, it's pretty rediculous.
And the base of the toy looks sort of coffinish.
Any of the :Experts" know if these are the eating, somking, or tea making kind of fungus, mushrooms?
That thing looks like it belongs about a 1/4 mile off the shore and on the bottom of the ocean off the coast of somewhere warm and semitropical.
It looks a lot like
this one.
Any of the :Experts" know if these are the eating, somking, or tea making kind of fungus, mushrooms?
It looks like a kind of wood ear. Very few are poisonous. However, most have a taste ranging between dirt and wood, and a texture ranging between balsa wood and leather. (Most wood ears have too little soft portion to be edible, unless very young, except the gills, which tend to be edible.)
Ironically, I really dislike mushrooms, but when I was much younger, fate managed to put several articles and books about mushrooms in my hands. I ended up reading them to add detail to my DnD game.
Another useful trick which I learned about some mushrooms: the alkalide toxins tend to turn silver a very nasty black in minutes. I know this works with the angel cap mushroom (very deadly), and I'm pretty sure this works with the death cap (very similar to morrels, one of the few mushrooms I eat, but quite deadly). While not the difinitive test, this works with something like 40-50% of poisonous mushrooms, including the ones that cause the most common poisonings in North America. Many... not "myconologists"... "mycophiles"?... have a silver cooking spoon for this purpose. If you stirr and it turns black, dispose of the food immediately, and clean the pots and cooking utensils outside with the hose and bleach (and vinegar?).
Not bleach & vinegar at same time? I hope.
Bycicle Race
Looks more like an S&M race result to me.
Oh dear....that looks like a bad day to me.
You probably should have mentioned that link is Not Safe For Work, Pi. :eyebrow:
I will never. hope you had a funny moment at work, when your boss passed and saw that pic on your screen. hihihiihi
lucky you, i work from home so i don't have ANY comforts after seeing that!!
thanks a bunch!!
Not a problem for me, I don't come to the Cellar from work. I have to work at work. :D
I do not work at all, Im one of the WTF
Caught this on Sirius' trance station, yesterday. Gotta love the song title:
Now that's one scary looking picture! Takes some real balls to to be on a ship in water like that. I'll stick to my kayak in a nice calm lake, thank you.
Holy fuck, that makes a bad channel crossing look like a walk over dry land. Always fear the sea, first thing they taught us when we started sailing.
Bruce, that's not a "WTF?", that's a "Holy shit!".
I fear the sea...
Dittos....
Bruce.. FANTASTIC Picture!
You know what I want? Missile Balloons. Damn!
You know what I want? Missile Balloons. Damn!
I need those!
Know where to find them?
:confused: :eyebrow: :eek6:
And that's all I can say about
this
Not entirely safe for work...be warned.
in the name of all that is holy, please tell me that this is airbrushed, photoshopped, or otherwise faked.
"Kids, do you like the Christmas gifts that grandma knitted for us?"
And now the question that comes to my mind: does everything "fit"? I mean, you know...
i was actually most disturbed by the image of the girl playing with her dad's package.
Maybe it's some kind of new fashion statement?
Looks like an Oriental wish-list costume, but at least she thinking "out of the box". ;)
not one that i would follow... i don't think the suit with really saggy boobs would sell!
What Boobs? Where? Looks like Jackie O's boobs
I think this is a true WFT. letter is dated 1955, so I was 12. I had just read book, "FBI Story." No other excuse.
You say tomato, I say WTF!
Looks more like a passionfruit vine to me.
Maybe a Veg. pear. Cajuns call them Melotons?
now i just wounder if that was a "Hey Ya'll , Watch THIS !!!!" moment !!!
That's not only a 'WTF' it's a 'how the fuck'?
You mean, 'HTF'. We need that acronym.
Oh, sorry. HTF could I have been so dumb!
I all ways woundered what those were for !!!
AHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:
and you guys thought the Philly fans were weird !!!!
[Tony Montoya ] Say Hello to my little friend !!!!! [/Tony Montoya ]
The Olsen twins go Ghetto !!!!
My Gosh :-P I saw the 2 Gals at beer store Saturday nite, but they were somkin!
Who can tell me what is wroung with this pic ????
Who can tell me what is wroung with this pic ????
It's missing the caption:
"Hemorrhoids killing you? We can clear them out fast, fast fast."
Ding Ding Ding !!!!!! We have a winner !!!!! Collect one weird ass adult toy !!!
(Just kidding , I had one more weird pic to post )
Arkansas is headed to hell in a hand basket!
i personally wouldn't get any work done, i would stare at the fish all day!
but what if you get hungry...?
from
http://www.lleo.aha.ru/dozor/ which I can't read because it's in Russian
i think that is the best WTF so far!!
:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:
Yeah. I can see construction workers wearing these. Sure, buddy.
UtilikiltsThe fact that they offer an option to accomodate a beer gut is both fabulous and disconcerting. They know their potential market, but if you need your little skirt cut to accomodate your beer gut, you should not, by any means, be wearing one. Mel Gibson can pull it off, barely, by the skin of his teeth. Of course,
he is obviously pregnant , and
has lovely breasts, so who knows...
The Olsen twins go Ghetto !!!!
Oh...noooooooooo! That is truly ghettofabulous!! :lol:
Man, I'm hungry. I sure could use me some
Cluckin' Bell!
now i have seen every thing , bacon flavord wrapping papers !!!!!
http://www.1percent.com/store/cart/PAPJJBAC.html
I wounder of they are Adkins friendly ????
I've never seen anything like this before, anyone got a guess what it is?
Looks like a skink that tried to take on a banana...and failed.
a really unusual clotheshanger...?
It's obviously an extinct
diplocaulus.
Yeah. I can see construction workers wearing these. Sure, buddy.
Utilikilts
One of my friends has one of these. He look quite striking.
I want to get one in winter camo (black and white).
Poorly named convenience store chain.
They issue credit cards too. Might be worth getting JUST for the humor value.
On UT's cucumber/tomato images with Russian text, a friend notes that it will take sometime to translate, but the summary is that the tomatos and cucumbers are "fighting it out". She also notes that you have to understand Russian to get the jokes and that a lot of it is kinky.
So, in short, I don't know what the hell its about, either.
But I hope the tomatos win.
A woman in my office is from Latvia. I'll try to get a translation for you guys tomorrow. Just hope I don't get a sexual harrassment complaint out of the deal. (She's pretty cool, though)
Poorly named convenience store chain.
They issue credit cards too. Might be worth getting JUST for the humor value.
Kum & Go was quite the hang out for my friends and I in college... we had one right down the street from campus... we also called it the F***& Run, the F*** & Flee, the Screw & Shew... etc.
FRRRRRRRAAAAAPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!
WTF is this all about?? :confused:
It's the ancient rite of the cheap Spider-Man costume.
Looks like a FanCon for "Weird Science".
I've never seen anything like this before, anyone got a guess what it is?
This might explain it...look near the end of the article.
http://www.westword.com/issues/1996-09-26/feature2.html"AHHH smell your essence young grasshopper !!!!"
The guy does reconstructions/models of extinct critters. He's made a diplocaulus (or so he says towards the bottom of the article), and it made me wonder whether or not that the thing in the bucket might be that model, since apparently, with the exception of a couple of posts on a cryptozoology site, there are no real live ones anywhere.
The same pic shows up on a couple of those aforementioned sites.
Someone has *got* to send that one to Jay Leno. Priceless.
This woman is worried that the jackhammers will harm her unborn child,.......between cigarettes. :(
What an attentive and concerned mother...:rolleyes: Well maybe she knows her baby's more likely to be a premie and have other weird health problems from the smoking she's doing and so she hopes to be the sole cause of her baby's problems. :eyebrow:
I got this picture in an email, I have no idea where it was taken or the story behind it but I know I wouldn't want to go kayaking there. :vomit:
WTF is this all about?? :confused:
It is emergency SARS protocol. Or maybe, maybe, there's a horrible joke in me that is fighting to get out... it's on the tip of my tongue.
NO! it's not! I didn't mean that!
There's water under there?! Looks like he's just rolling along over tubes, slippery paper and cylindrical bottles, 2-liter type.
are you sure it isn't the London Themes...?
Woo the pregnant woman lives on Bullitt Ave.! That, besides the fact that shes such a f*cking idiot, makes my week!
My secretary, who lost her mind when she turned 50, sends me pictures like this a lot.
But without the photoshopping.
She also sent me a notice regarding an upcoming event in Philly about a "sacred rite" that's going to be conducted.
In a bar.
Involving the opportunity to be pierced with fishhooks, have a bungie cords attached to them and then you yank on them. They are doing "beginner" piercings too ... smaller fishhooks and rubber bands that you pull on yourself.
She sent me this as a means of claiming that doing such a thing is a spiritual act. The notice lead off with a statement that this work would be conducted in "sacred space".
No, I told her, this is just weirdos and freaks using an opportunity to get off in public.
I forwarded the notice to a Native American friend of mine who is a SunDancer.
Haven't heard back from him yet.
The fishhooks used by the wierdos who get their freak on in public do not have barbs. Some suspension piercers file the barbs off themselves, others have their hooks made to order.
Yes, I know far to much about this for someone who doesn't do it and wouldn't consider trying it.
Gods bless the internet, and the Discovery Channel.
Indeed, it is always heartening to see cautious, thoughtful self-mutilators in action. Wouldn't want anyone to get hurt.
They call it an expression of personal power.
I call it Borderline Personality Disorder.
Yeah, well...most strong personality traits have a listing in the DSM IV. :D
No, dear. Just the fucked up ones.
Careful there, sweetie pie. I might resemble that remark!
Wolf I guess I have an untrained eye , but I don't see any photo shopery in this pic . Just a freakazoid hanging around waiting for a bite !!!!!
The first thing that came to mind when I saw that idiot hanging like that was:
"Where's the paintball gun..."
As a very active and concerned member of the paintball community, I hope shooting random things isn't the only thing you use a paintball gun for.
Nah, nothing random. Just folks who get their jollies by hanging themselves up by fishhooks. :D
They call it an expression of personal power.
I call it Borderline Personality Disorder.
Wolf,
Maybe I'm just old fashioned but I'd say he is well over the border and deep into the woods. hee hee :biggrin:
Thank you so much, Bruce, for giving me the heebie-jeebies. I'm gonna be feeling things crawling up my arms and legs all day!
As a very active and concerned member of the paintball community, I hope shooting random things isn't the only thing you use a paintball gun for.
Actually I don't have one. All I was thinking was that if some monkey wants to get his jollys from endorphins, I want to help.
[SIZE=7]SHINY![/SIZE]
Ah, yes. I have a good friend where I work. Her workers and I love her soooo much!!!!
While I don't know where all the pictures are, we have redecorated her office a few times. The first two times, while she & her husband were building their house, she was living in a trailer temporarily. So, because we looooove her so much, we redecorated her office to... acclimate her to the trailer lifestyle.
The third time, she was gone for a week. So, to keep her office safe, we wrapperd *everything in her office in newspaper. Her bookcase, her chairs, her box of paper. The only exceptions were her printer and computer, because of heat, and we only draped a sheet of newspaper over her flat-pannel to avoid heat.
We love you, Margaret!!!!
:angel: :angel: :angel: :angel:
i had an old manager who was... shall we say extremely anal retentive? this is a guy who would take the time before he went home each night to double check that all of his pens were either capped or turned so ballpoint was retracted.
anyway - i knew he was going to resign, so the day before he did, i went to work 2 hours early and turned everything upside down.
everything was in it's normal spot but upside down. bookcases, desk, chair, computer, pen holders, business card holder, pictures, every plaque on his I love me wall... i even turned his chairmat upside down.
it was pretty damn funny. but then he came in and saw it. he was almost crying when he left and said he wouldn't come back until tomorrow. oops.
Saw this on <a href="http://www.ilovebacon.com/100504/b.shtml">ilovebacon.com</a>
<img src="http://www.ilovebacon.com/100504/jfk.jpg">
How nice that it's rectangular.... Same profile when pointed in either direction...
The only bummer is that after a day of skeet, I get wicked carpal tunnel. The good news is that the pigeons are about $3.50 for a pack of sixty.
See below:
This explains the high, squeaky voice.
This is one of a series of pictures showing the various rooms in a house from a reality web site. can you spot the WTF? ;)
looks like nice, but hot and steaming weather! L' amour est la!
That hurricane candle holder is clearly off center on the coffee table.
Shouldn't this be in the "Dog Pics" thread?
Is parking THAT bad where you live, Toad?
is that a shopped photo? Is it a real parking-space? Over they have them with a roof on, to let people wait for the bus or a cab....
shove the sucker in.
Well, OK. shove the sucker in!
Apparently, this horse was wandering around thehighways and byways of Ireland when it happened upon a Mercedes A-Class. No winners here....
Apparently, this horse was wandering around thehighways and byways of Ireland when it happened upon a Mercedes A-Class. No winners here....
Wow, and we complain about the deer problem hereabouts ...
Ear wax candy.
Why buy kids something they already enjoy naturally? Man needs to stop interfering with nature.
Bruce,
Where the hell do you find all these images? Beating 2 trees is tops.
I do it all for YOU! The web awaits to curious. ;)
Well, much obliged.
Umm, I hope those candies aren't real, are they? :eek:
:) xoxoxobruce has the best stuff. :)
I totally have to get some of that Ear Wax Candy for my friend's children.
It should really gross out their grandparents.
A lot.
I shudder to think what flavor the Spermies are...
Back in the day, 'fireball' candy is what made our parents shudder. Now days it seems the grosser the candy the more kids like it. When I saw this ear wax candy I thought, what could be worse than that? Did a little googling and found these gems but I still think the ear wax takes the cake for grossness! :greenface
Toothache candy....that's so great, on so many levels...I think it wins because eating too much candy doesn't actually cause ear wax
I shudder to think what flavor the Spermies are...
Well it says on the box 'No Salt Added'...
Umm, why does it say "Stupid Nail Salon" on the nail of the thumb in the toothache candy picture? :3eye:
I shudder to think what flavor the Spermies are...
boys are so silly! Spermies are Sperm flavored! DUH!
AND in the immmortal words of Madeline Kahn--no, no, Yes!, Yes! Yes!
Bicycling is a wonderful sport, isn't it?
What LJ has really been doing. :eek:
No fair, Bruce. I think I ruptured something over that one.
I can hear Jinx now " Ok Jim , show me how many fingers you have left today !!!!"
boys are so silly! Spermies are Sperm flavored! DUH!
AND in the immmortal words of Madeline Kahn--no, no, Yes!, Yes! Yes!
So, would this be a *popular* candy, then? If so, with whom, and do you think they'd value freshness in their snacks? :yelsick:
Something for the ladies...
Thanks, Bruce! :D :thumbsup:
Oh man Bruce, I HAVE that sushi kit! I got it a year ago for christmas and it has never been opened!
Oh man Bruce, I HAVE that sushi kit! I got it a year ago for christmas and it has never been opened!
Does the raw fish come with the kit or is it like the ant farm where you have to mail the coupon in to the company?
Naw, you have to buy the fish seperately. But everything else under the frickin sun comes with it. Seaweed, rice, wasabi, ginger, rolling mat. I'm surprised i haven't made any yet since I'm addicted to sushi and sushimi.
Oh wait, I'm lazy as hell, that would probly explain it. :handball:
I have used my Indoor S'More Maker precisely once, which is one time more than the manufacturer expected.
I would love to have my box adorned with the name of that man.
Maybe this belongs in the hurricane thread... :eek:
hey dude, i think you'd better move...
doc it BURNS when i pee!!!!
All you SUV haters out there , we down south have the answer !!!!!
...and you THINK you've seen every kind of limo there is. Then THAT happens.
Oh that's just FUCKED UP !!!!!!
Wow.
Charles Krafft produces some, uh, interesting artwork.
more automotive weirdness ,
Ok, that low-rider Volvo is just...that's just recockulous. And is it towing a camper?! :eek3:
i have to get some jars like those... have them in my kitchen window!
Wow. Charles Krafft produces some, uh, interesting artwork.
I want the
bunny.
And the guns.
Neat stuff. Thanks for the link!!
I'll bet you guys never gave the
funeral industry much thought.
(click the names of the individual months, boys)
I'll bet you guys never gave the funeral industry much thought.
(click the names of the individual months, boys)
What an original idea. You can get stiff before you get stiff.
For her, for him, a set of matching Merkins!
No, not the magician, that's Merlin.
Merkins, you know, the rug to match the drapes. :blush:
1) Why?
2) How?
3) Source?
4) Which is for which gender?
5) Why does the one on the bottom look like it came off of a floor buffer?
Damn bruce !!!! You beat me to it !!!!!
geitenoog? Those pieces of ...euh hair? Haha Well than the "oog" is missing!
U know Dutch, Bruce?
Where do you think these come from?
A sad ending. Note evidence of demonic activity in 2nd pic!
Wolf's white deer could be in a world of hurt. :eek:
What the fuck is that and where do I get one?!
mmm, it's just a car guys...
mmm, it's just a car guys...
Famous last words! ;)
Brian
I'll get back to you after the election. ;)
It's always a bitch waiting for resources to return from the field isn't it? :unsure:
I thought the thing was a machine gun at first, but then I realized that there's no feed slot. I have no clue what this thing is, but it must be a hell of a bore, and a hell of a load. I mean, the guy has got brass skids attached to the damn thing, presumably for stabilizing it on the ground while shoulder firing from a prone position.
Shit.
Looks like a recoilless rifle with some home made modifications (the heat dissipator on the barrel).
Modified (sadly) Bren gun?
(^Bren gun, light machine gun used by British forces in WWII)
.30 cal? With lots of extras?
Think armored vehicle/tank. :eek6:
I keep showing
this one off but I can't help myself.
is that you...?
very attractive...
is that you...?
very attractive...
Afraid not. I wish I had that weapon though.
from http://www.lleo.aha.ru/dozor/ which I can't read because it's in Russian
I can and it still doesn't make any sense .... :headshake
What the fuck is that and where do I get one?!
It's a .50-cal, I think.
You can buy 'em
assembled or you can make one from a
kit (you'll need half of an AR-15 to do that)
Here are photos of some enthusiasts.It can't be a .50 cal sniper rifle because that doesn't have a magazine on the underside (where the skids should be). I'm puttin my bet on either a heavily modified .50 cal machine gun with the trigger moved from behind it to under, or its modified Bren.
I see your "heavily modified .50 cal machine gun with the trigger moved from behind it to under, ,
and raise you a 20mm home made blaster !!!
Just a guess , why else would he have the recoiless configuration and the skids . With a .50 cal the muzzel break would be enough , i would think .
....or you can make one from a kit (you'll need half of an AR-15 to do that)
Geez, that must kick like a freakin' mule with the light weight AR lower firing a .50 cal round! Even with the muzzle break... :eek:
I thought about it for about half a second til I looked at the price.
I think bruce got us.. once again.
I'm betting 20mm ;)
Oh that's precious... it's got little skis on!
From the site: Shouldn't that be materiel? :eyebrow:
Probably... Smartass... :)
It
has been a while since the grammer/spelling fairy has been through. You taking up the wand now?
I'm pretty sure bruce is not a fairy. He has girlfriends, not hags.
10-1/2--5E shoes, preclude flitting.
Eh-xcellent!
First I wondered, why in hell??????
Then I realized it was a former school bus.
A short bus. ;)
There has *got* to be a closeup of this somewhere...
There's a bus under all that? What are all those things?
Ah..... a Jersey vehicle...now I understand...probably got that just driving around the Garden State. :D
FD
(and well, ok...I have only been in NJ twice in my life and both times all I saw was the NJ pike so my view of the state was somewhat limited).
I don't know about squat about this pic , just weird and abstract ,
i know the color is messed up but still , DAMN !!!!!
i didn't see that with joshua...
OK well you've all seen this right? maybe not in person. I think a bunch of the cameras work.
http://www.onthepage.org/cars/candid_cameravan.htmThis is about the only reasonable thing that I can think of to do with old Polaroids and 126 Instamatics....
A French lesson. :eek:
What's the French word for Onanism? :eyebrow:
i didn't see that with joshua...
Does this remind anyone besides me of "The Prisoner"? You know...when the big bouncy white ball catches people?
A French lesson.
Funny, there was no mention of hairy palms in there. At 14 I was mainlining Nair.
This is just plain strange, a
flying lawnmower? :eyebrow:
Whoa. Thanks, 404 -- that is extremely awesome! Had me wondering on how they pulled it off, so I dug up this picture of a similar craft.
My friend's dad built his own lawnmower. I don't recall it every flying (intentionally), but it had it's own charm. No photos survive. They may have lost a dog and some squirrels to it also.
We fondly called it the Killer Baby Carriage™.
It was built on a piece of plywood that had baby carriage wheels attached to it.
The lawnmower blade was mounted below the plywood. The blade was powered by what legend held was a washing machine motor, but we later learned was an 18" attic fan motor. We figured this out when the attic fan did not work and we went checking to see why. The blade was regularly honed to razor sharpness.
Power was supplied to the motor by a series of household (not heavy duty) extension cords. They were not plugged into each other. Rather they were spliced together. For the most part. There was one plug connection on it, which we shall address later.
A handle from an actual electric lawnmower was bolted to the plywood. There was an on-off switch on the handle. This switch was not connected to anything, but would have been too much trouble to remove, or even wrap some duct tape around to conceal it. If you didn't know that this switch didn't do anything, you shouldn't be operating the Killer Baby Carriage.
The single remaining matched plug set on the extension cord was the "emergency stop".
Well, not quite.
When you unplugged it, it took a while for the blade to spin down. So you better have enough time to deal with the emergency before then.
Non-emergency stops were not unusual. As one mowed the lawn it was necessary to be very careful about paying out the electrical cord, which was worn bandolier style over one's shoulder. Running over the cord with the Killer Baby Carriage required that the cord be respliced to restart the mower. This was typically done without disconnecting from the power source.
There were no skirts, sides, or other attempts at safety devices to protect the operator or passers-by from things flying out around the sides, front, and back of the blade. A strip of old tire was eventually stapled to the back of the plywood because my friend's dad got tired of having halves of rocks strike his calves and ankles.
Yes, the blade was fast enough and sharp enough to cut rocks.
The dog would hear it start up and go hide. Several trees around the yard bore the scars of an encounter with the Killer Baby Carriage.
Hearing it start up was also an experience. It was very quiet. And lethal. Kind of like a poisonous viper. At full power it merely emitted a soft whirring sound. All you really heard was the *spang* of small to mid-sized rocks and sticks hitting the blade.
However, it cut grass like you wouldn't believe.
Like a golf green.
Even, short, manicured.
Amazing.
My friend's father loved the Killer Baby Carriage, and forsook all commercial mowing devices, despite his family's best efforts to replace it, and keep dad upon this earth. I once assisted in returning the Killer Baby Carriage to the shed, where I discovered not one, or two, BUT THREE pristine and gleaming commercial lawnmowers that had been given as presents for birthday, Father's Day, and Christmas of various years.
The Killer Baby Carriage was unfortunately taken out of service some years ago because the plywood finally rotted through, but it live on in our hearts and stories.
None of this tale is exaggerated. Okay, the part about losing a dog to it isn't true. She was smart enough to hide. Independent confirmation of the Tale of the Killer Baby Carriage is available.
There are more "My Friend's Dad" stories. He liked to tinker with things. Some that he understood, some that he didn't.
<b>wolf</b>, that's one of the funniest things I've ever read.
The *spang* of a rock hit is a dead-on perfect description of the sound.
More! More!!! More psychotic neighbor's tinkering Dad stories!
I have a friend whose dad was like that. He was engineer, and anything you might imagine about an engineer and his home projects is probably not too far off.
[QUOTE=Kitsune]Whoa. Thanks, 404 -- that is extremely awesome! Had me wondering on how they pulled it off, so I dug up this picture of a similar craft.
QUOTE]
Flying lawnmowers are a great tradition of RC airplane clubs. We have a few of them in the KC area, in fact. And yes, they do look weird.
<b>wolf</b>, that's one of the funniest things I've ever read.
The *spang* of a rock hit is a dead-on perfect description of the sound.
I heard the actual sound often enough. The neighborhood learned to fear lawn mowing day.
Thank you all for your accolades! I will indeed pursue more of My Friend's Father stories!
Another one of those trash strewn vans like Bruce posted. Just one question: why?
Running over the cord with the Killer Baby Carriage required that the cord be respliced to restart the mower. This was typically done without disconnecting from the power source.
This happened to me a few times while mowing. But it seems unpossible to me to repair without disconnecting. First the fuse would turn power off and second if there's still power in the line the man will be electrocuted, not to death but enough to never tuch any blank cable again. Believe me, I know. Hurts a lot.
This happened to me a few times while mowing. But it seems unpossible to me to repair without disconnecting. First the fuse would turn power off and second if there's still power in the line the man will be electrocuted, not to death but enough to never tuch any blank cable again. Believe me, I know. Hurts a lot.
The idea is to only touch one wire at a time. I've wired plenty of light switches and sockets hot and I've only been bitten twuh...twuh...twice or so.
Ah, I stand corrected. It's an ART strewn van. ;)
Bruse , is that an actual tree or did they construct it ????
is it somewhere in Wonderland?
The idea is to only touch one wire at a time. I've wired plenty of light switches and sockets hot and I've only been bitten twuh...twuh...twice or so.
Depends on AC or DC power line
Depends on AC or DC power line
Why? You still need a minimum of 2 wires.
not nessarly Buster , i can show you a few places that use building as nutral .
It totaly freaks out microprosser based instrumentation .
"Doh!!! Kerry lost, now WTF do I do?"
The Bush stickers were advertised on the campaign website as "easy to remove." I don't know if the Kerry crowd thought to use a light adhesive.
Sandblasting might be an option, after the guy's tired of being pointed at by people shouting, "Hey, it's that guy from the internet photo."
This could be his 15 minutes. He might even get to be one of those warm and/or wacky stories that run after the sports and before the credits.
Eh, I bet he'll just cover it up with something else wacky. Art cars are like tattoos--once you do one, you inevitably want more.
A friend of a friend had a Gold Duster that he used to paint with tempera paints.
He redid it after every rainstorm.
And yes, this is a friend of my friend whose father made the Killer Baby Carriage.
The Bush stickers were advertised on the campaign website as "easy to remove." I don't know if the Kerry crowd thought to use a light adhesive.
Sandblasting might be an option, after the guy's tired of being pointed at by people shouting, "Hey, it's that guy from the internet photo."
This could be his 15 minutes. He might even get to be one of those warm and/or wacky stories that run after the sports and before the credits.
...or another one of those Ground Zero suicides.
I lost the humour in that...wait....it's not funny...
I got an email from meetup.com
Just a quick automated reminder that Philadelphia Psychics
Meetup Group has an event tomorrow. You didn't RSVP but if you
can make it, here are the details:
See who's coming and RSVP (it's not too late!):
http://psychics.meetup.com/75/events/3495245/
What: Philadelphia Psychics November Meetup
When: Thursday, November 11 at 7:00PM
Where: To Be Determined
Bet they all show up at different channelled locations.
Its hard to get psychics together when their spirit guides all work for different unions ...
I think that's from that movie where someone cheats death, and it keeps trying to even the score.
"Final Destination" I do believe... i think that log truck is from the second one though.
Its hard to get psychics together when their spirit guides all work for different unions ...
Really good psychics don't need announcements of gatherings...they just know where and when things are going to occur.
Really good psychics don't need announcements of gatherings...they just know where and when things are going to occur.
Too bad there aren't any that we've seen.
<img src="http://i.timeinc.net/popsci/images/h20/how1204_outhouse485x330.jpg">
<a href="http://www.popsci.com/popsci/how2/article/0,20967,783909,00.html">Story here</a>
Damn , i knew i shouldn't have tried that habenyero hot sauce on that taco last nite !!!!
Shit fire and save the matches!
Final Destination 2 log...good movie
So Jag how long befor yoy could sit down again ??
Chalk up another one for Jackass - The Movie.
I don't really think I could *get* that drunk.
So Jag how long befor yoy could sit down again ??
Should've seen that coming..
that is just plain wrong!
ok, back to studying multi-engine aerodynamics. erf.
Instead of starting a new thread, will pitch this in here.
Game camera. Mike who does the anvil shooting, buys all the latest junk. Then expects me to teach him how to use it.:smack:
You have been unusually successful in playing with that one. What gives, did you let everybody in the neighborhood know there's a party going on? What a Disney moment!! 3 'coon, 2 deer, a fox, and something that's too shy to photograph well, but he's looking right at the camera ...
That's a fox? Looks like a treestump to me. But what do I know?
Zip. Great pic, though!
It was reddish. I thought it was a fox. Looking back over it's shoulder.
Please, someone else agree with me.
Maybe it was the chianti ...
It does kinda look like it could be a fox...or a stump, I don't know. :o
I would of thought a fox would be too wary of being so close to the other animals. Are red fox common in your area, Buster?
I think it's a stump. Maybe the set of eyes are another coon. We have red fox here. The coons will eat the corn, but not sure it's on a fox menue?
After looking at original photo, there is something else in back ground & I don't think the eyes belong to the body. I still think the eyes are a coon.
Definitely a coon with glowing eyes on the tree to the left. Or an alien.
I guess I wouldn't bet my life that the other thing is a stump. Fun to speculate, though.
The coons will eat the corn, but not sure it's on a fox menue?
Yeah, it is. Foxes eat most anything.
After looking at original photo, there is something else in back ground & I don't think the eyes belong to the body. I still think the eyes are a coon.
Yep, Racoon.
It's possible it's an opossum, but the broad face and pointy nose looks like a racoon, and possums have beady eyes. It's not a fox, though. Foxes don't climb trees like that.
:alien:
You almost have to look at this thread when you see this on the home page. :eek:
The cougar looks good and dead to me from just the first picture. Its side appears to have a considerable hole from decomposition and the cat's head and limbs are quite limp and freemoving for a cougar being held by the base of the tail by what it would consider a 4-course meal.
I've heard stories of equines going after snakes, but never a cougar. I'd have to agree on the "already dead" part.
I actually considered several increasingly horrible puns to introduce this, but I couldn't handle using any of them.
but I couldn't handle using any of them.
HAR HAR !!!!
She said handle !!!!!!
Damn talk about sex appeal?
Wolf - she's got nice, um, hands.
I think that is just the confessional, unless it's a baptist church. In which case, I'm not going to be baptised...
Nice one. I think that VW bugs wearing bras are ridiculous too.
Shouldn't that be in the dog pics thread? :p
RE: #489
I'm trying to picture the blue ribbon winner.
You've seen Jurassic Park, yes?
What was that guy doing, stage-diving? :eek:
RE: #489
I'm trying to picture the blue ribbon winner.
No, I think that's crime scene tape. :biggrin:
Mmmm lobster! Pass the butter!!
404, I saw that very car driving West on I-4 one day some years ago. From the opposite side of the concrete barrier, it just looked like a giant lobster doing 70mph and made me do such a double take put the right wheels off the road and onto the shoulder. Had I actually wrecked, I have no idea how I would have explained that one to the police or insurance agent.
"Honest, officer, It was a giant red lobster coming right at me!"
"What do you mean, 'have I been drinking?' There really was a giant lobster, sir"
"No sir, I'm not on any medication, there was this big ass lobster..."
"No wait, what's with the handcuffs?...[SIZE=1]it was huge...and doin' at least 70...I'm not lying...wait"[/SIZE]
Its a dolphin I tell ya !!!!!!
Run. Run away, screaming.
Camero with big feet?
Cubic Inches: 327
Ground Clearance: 18"
Wheel Size: 20"
Cost to Build: $15,000.00
I.Q. of Driver: 12
that is SOOOOO fucking cool looking , but SOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKING TOXIC !!!!!!
Doesn't mercury give off some sort of poisonous vapor?
Yup, apparently it does, according to
this EPA site.
When elemental mercury is spilled or a device containing mercury breaks, the exposed elemental mercury can evaporate and become an invisible, odorless toxic vapor. This is especially true in warm or poorly-ventilated rooms or spaces.
I guess the fountain creater, Calder didn't know or didn't care about that. :dead:
And it eats aluminium. Hence the ban on thermometers on planes.
Calder created that fountain in 1937.
My 7th grade science class, in the late 50's, they passed around a beaker of mercury for each student to hand dip a coin. When the coin was thoroughly coated we put it in our pocket to take home. Eventually the mercury would wear off the coin. Now where do you suppose that mercury went? :eyebrow:
I remember in high school science class, in the late 60's, we made mercury by heating an orange colored powder in test tubes over Bunson burners. We all then put our mercury into a large beaker, after rolling it around in our hands and playing with it, and tried floating different objects in it.
A few years ago, same high school, my nephew told me the entire school was evacuated when someone dropped and broke a mercury filled thermometer in a hallway. Go figure. :eyebrow:
no, it's not me
Yeah, I didn't think you wore that much makeup...
Nonono -- I'm sorry! I couldn't resist! Don't hurt me... :p
here you go
That'll teach Arsen not to get drunk and pass out naked, huh? :eek:
If you think that's impressive you should see the smoke rings!
And this was befor she shaved his ass ,
I took this picture the other day.
Oregon: The Low Self Esteem State
Got a few cities here in CT that fit that description...we just don't advertize it on signs. :rolleyes:
Well, take the road one way you go to the City of Boring, and take the other way you go to Oregon City. I think they should have reversed the names onthe sign in my opinion :)
Woman driver or someone just needed a new window?
that thing gotta hemi? :D
Better think of it this way: A woman's way of putting in a new window :)
YEEEEEEE FUCKING HAAAAAWWWWW!!!!!!
People are so ... inventive :-)
I saw this truck in the parking lot at work and couldn't resist snapping a picture.
Driver - "OK asshole, where do you want your damn delivery?"
Pickup trucks and trailers. They just belong together, don't you think?
Sorry. Sometimes I just assume all you viewers at home are following along.
I got a chuckle looking at
this post. Notice the skirt at the bottom. I'm thinking that's not your average suburban home. That's a double-wide.
The juxtaposition of the realization that it was a trailer and a pickup gave me a chuckle.
Ugh , most insurance companys won't give you a ( mobile ) Home owners policy on a trailer if it doesn't have a skirt (with out it the bottom side of a trailer is open to the elements , insulation , air moveing ducts , water pipes , electrical wires , etc,,,,,) , ancored to the ground and the trailer seperatly , as in the top of the skirt MUST be connected to the trailer , and the bottum MUST be ancored to the ground .
Single wide , double wide , or tripple wide ( yes they DO exist ) it don't matter .
Taken by my mom this week in Essex County, England.
Secret indeed.
Guess I'm next in line for a ticket to hell for snickering at that one...
or Bath Room Break if you are chatting in an active window
Here's something strange I got in an email the other day. :eyebrow:
" Fish Story"
This was a pretty interesting story from The Sunday Wichita Eagle Newspaper a couple of weeks ago.
A resident in the area saw a ball bouncing around kind of strange in a
nearby pond and went to investigate. It turned out to be a flathead catfish who had obviously tried to swallow a child's basketball which became stuck in its mouth!!
The fish was totally exhausted from trying to dive, but unable to because
the ball would always bring him back up to the surface. The resident tried
numerous times to get the ball out, but was unsuccessful. He finally had
his wife cut the ball in order to deflate it and release the hungry catfish.
You wouldn't believe it if you didn't see the attached photos...
Reminds me of the Magical Flounder story. Shouldn't that guy get a bunch of wishes for his good deed?
i saw this on one of my other sites... it's so daft!
Guess I'm next in line for a ticket to hell for snickering at that one...
right behind you buddy!
Just a pre-emptive move to keep the net-grammarians away, shouldn't LOL's line
here be ROFLMAO?
now, that's MY kind of easter card!
I (PLANE) NY
If we can't use 9-11 satirically, then the terrorists have won.
A Sycamore sighting...I was wondering what he'd been up to lately!
This was emailed to me by someone who claimed it was taken on a PA farm.
Either they were growing genetically modified crops or it's some kind of foreign, exotic deer. :eek2:
Nah, just some paprazzi shot of one of the stars of Princess Mononoke.
Check out
this link.
Here's one pic.
I think I need a bucket :greenface not good to look at first thing in the morning...lol
This doesn't show an effect at all. How should I look at it. Simply look at it, change viewing angle, from close up or far away?
Dude eather you have a CRAPY moniter , or you are Blind in one eye !!!!!
All i can say is
FUCK ME!!!!!!!,,,,,, I THINK I NEED TO PUKE !!!!!!
superbaton
That thing is alive! Kill it!
heres another fucked up optical illusition,
At least those are slower ...
I like
this one best for movement! :mg:
404,. thats incredibly fucked up... never saw that, amazing.
:dead:
I like this one best for movement! :mg:
sweet!!
this was my desktop background for months.
is good too, kinda more interactive
this one Another good one that seems to move. :3_eyes:
is good too, kinda more interactivethis one
Which leads to a downloadable demo
here that you can play with on your PC. You can cycle through different variations.
The best optical illusions are the Magic Eye® pictures. After nearly going cross-eyed looking at dozens of them I found this one I thought was the best. :mg:
The best optical illusions are the Magic Eye® pictures. After nearly going cross-eyed looking at dozens of them I found this one I thought was the best. :mg:
I love these!
I am so busted!!
gettin queasy??
that's what tripping is like!
oh, and check this out:
Please don't post any "after" pictures.
Please don't post any "after" pictures.
Sissy...
Humm. Haulin ass?
No...
No...
No...
No, no, no...
Okay, so I had no idea
these were available to the general public, but what would you do with it if you had one??
Oh, yeah. Baseball.
One of the reviewers had a really good idea ... I'm posting it in case it's not at the top of the list when anyone checks it.
For months I was looking for a radar gun that was less than $500, and I finally found it. That was a year ago and since then my Speedster has worked flawlessly and does exactly what I bought it for. I used to do a lot of highway driving and frequently would get passed by guys going 90+ mph. I noticed that these morons tend to have radar detectors. Thats where my "Speedster" comes in handy. If I see someone flying up behind me, I hit the power button and the speedster gets warmed up in less than 2 seconds. One zap from my speedster (which fits snugly in the door compartment of my Audi S4) and BOOM his brakelights fill my vision and sometimes even causes enough pleasure in my heart that I'll bust out laughing, even if I'm alone in my car. The "Ka" band signal of this radar is very strong within 100 feet. It works like a charm!
p.s. While driving by those roadside "your speed is..." contraptions, I happened to notice that they have a hard time getting my speed until I'm very close to them as long as I'm shooting my speedster their way. The speedster is great for experimenting.
:rar: Hmmm, do I sense a little hostility? :angry:
:chill: :lol:
Let's see what the cops have to say about it, if they catch wind.
If they think it's set up to jam them, they might not have a sense of humor about it.
Any flyers out there?
http://existenciel.org/Download/Videos/spirale.wmv
Uh, no thanks, you can have that kind of flying. And he just got through saying it wasn't as bad as yesterday. :worried:
Any flyers out there?
You know, I've said before that there is no way that I would ever, ever do anything like that.
I am now totally sure that I would never, ever do anything like that.
That's supposed to be fun, right? I couldn't tell.
A wookie trying to get some nookie.
Where is his other hand? And her other hand for that matter?
It seems they're scandalized by the photographer, not each other!
Carrie Fisher has an excellent sense of humor and is kinda naughty too. I bet that'll be a great book.
Maytag washing machine engine. Just rebuilt.
Damn if I know . Don't do wash. :smack:
Had an anvil shoot today. A few shots, I gave up trying to catch one in air w/digital cam. Know they were glad ground was 1/2 ass dry.
The 2nd photo shows how close it came back down. After going up around 450 ft. This one is hole digging one out.
DO NOT MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE I DID AND WATCH THE FILMS FOR GOODNESS SAKE!!!!
Oh dear. Too late. "Just like an Air Guitar."
I like how the cartoon man is beige, but the stretched unit is hot pink. A purple tinge might have been a bit more accurate.
what is wrong with men? christ, I've only got 4 inches, but i know that diameter isn;t everything!
...Rediculous.. how insecure with yourself do you have to be to need some tortur-ish device?
I think that some people might find that fun.
:thepain3: :eek2: :nadkick:
Um...that guy has a very nice cock. VEEEEEEEEEEEERY nice, indeed. I'd :doit: with him.
You might love this one then?
Finally! A pic the ladies can enjoy! Thanks busterb!!!! :) :) :) :)
Wow. A prehensile penis. I'd just swing and swing and swing...from the trees all day.
Hijack Back to some photos I made today. About the quest for a cane mill. All this shit was in woods & had to clear around it. BTW UT I saved u some bndwidth? :biggrin: So look
HERE And a big thanks to Hmonkey for link to flickr
You aren't fooling anyone, Buster. You guys are going to make rum, aren't you?
Well no I drank enough of that cheep shit while working in Peru.
The rear end was from an old car or what ever. The mill is belt driven. The cast is Alum. I've seen blade used for lots of things, buy never for a frame. :smack: I see I should have said frame of a trailer. Opps
From b3ta:
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Wow. That is surprisingly disturbing.
I have no idea.
Man...now *that's* tired!
In that situation they might want to run a "slow code"
For the love of, of, um. Fercryinoutloud, UT, STAY AWAY FROM
GERMANY!
Exploding toads in Germany: blame the crows
Where will you be in 30-40 years?
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The papal Golf currently
for sale
I don't know if I could get used to that. I need the bounce, you know?
I don't know if I could get used to that. I need the bounce, you know?
Everybody needs the bounce every now and then.
Oh, yeah, someone was trying one of those keyboards in the office a few weeks back. Pretty freaking cool, but yeah, I agree, I like *the bounce* as well. :biglaugha
i wonder if she put it in the washing machine.
am i to understand that the dong fell from the sky?
Looks like something OCC would come up with.
Hey, c'mon, don't laugh. How did you think they cleaned all those props in porn studios? Handwashing them? :biggrin:
I saw that on an episode of CSI a couple months ago, I think.
Anyone know where this image comes from? I got it in an email today. Looks like an art display somewhere, but couldn't find it on google:
Darned if I know, but you clearly found the correct place to post it.
I bet it has to do with xenografting and chimera.
I had a physically painful doubletake today. While blithely following a link, and got to a page that looked a LOT like the cellar. Well, the forum software looked the same, the default colors the same, but it was NOT the same. Perhaps
NSFW.
F*ck. Now I gotta go clean all my caches and wash my eyes out with soap.
I had a physically painful doubletake today. While blithely following a link, and got to a page that looked a LOT like the cellar.
Wow, they upgraded to vBulletin. Surprised they figured it out. Watch out if you ever blunder into American Renaissance ... amren.something ... I forget if they are .org or .com -- I've had to clue folks into the fact that it's a white power site. It's obvious when you closely read their articles, but it's not dripping off the edge of the pages as it does at Stormfront and Resistance.
Darn. Resistance Records has a Turner Diaries T-Shirt. In XXL. I wonder if there's another, less controversial vendor somewhere. I have not seen these at the gun shows, but I'll certainly be keeping an eye out from now on.
Darn. Resistance Records has a Turner Diaries T-Shirt. In XXL. I wonder if there's another, less controversial vendor somewhere. I have not seen these at the gun shows, but I'll certainly be keeping an eye out from now on.
I'm sure I'll regret asking, but...why are you interested in having a Turner Diaries t-shirt? Targets?
It's my favorite badly written, controversial book.
When we first got satalite a few years back , I was flipping channels , i happened on to the Speed channel , they showing these CRASY ASS Aussies jet boat raceing in a rock quarry , it looked like they had just used a dozer to make a circutious track and flooded it , i just stumbled on to this pic .
All i can say is :mg: :mg: :mg: !!!!!
I'm thinking that the roll cage is the first clue that this is not an entirely unexpected event in this type of boat racing...
i remember years ago in the astrodome at a supercross event there was a guy that miss-timed his double jump and squashed an unsuspecting fan. unfortunately she was forever late for dinner. any idea if everyone here made it out ok?
I've been to Pro Rally races where the spectators are at serious risk. A couple get killed each year at European races, Americans have more control over placement of spectator points. I was at the Susquehannock Trail Pro Rally (Wellsboro, PA) one year when a driver came through the water crossing and macked a spectator who ended up with a broken leg. That dude was lucky.
Snopes points out the pigs/humans thingie is a work of art
hereDamn I'm good. There is an essay on the site talking about the human genome project, xenografting and genetic engineering. :3eye:
I bet it's nice and quiet inside during a hailstorm.
found on the net. you know you've felt like that sometimes.
You'd be too tanked to notice.
Boo! That one drove me to take a drink.
I'd rather purchase a grain silo for a home, though. At least you'd get both stairs and an elevator.
That explodes on hot summer days.
NSFW NSFW
Some folks have WAY to much time on their hands !!!!!!!
http://flickr.com/photos/violentz/sets/273157/ Juuuuusssst curious, no Barbie dolls since my sister had'em when I was a pup. But I don't remember them having their underwear tatooed on their ass.
Different wtf...
How did this guy do
this?
Juuuuusssst curious, no Barbie dolls since my sister had'em when I was a pup. But I don't remember them having their underwear tatooed on their ass.
That's a relatively new Barbie addition. Apparently the Deep South thought she was naughty. Apparently the Deep South was right. So who's the daddy, Rin Tin Tin or Trigger?
I bet it's nice and quiet inside during a hailstorm.
Not to mention perfectly safe during those drive-by shootings.
so where was the afterbirth?
and i think there should be sound to that too!
Parade of the Sisters of Perpetual Priapism?
OMG to be sucked off by a breast pump. Or perhaps winked off by a one eyed gal?
Disregard last transmission, over?
:eek:
It should be pointed out (no pun intended) that FemDefence is a
fictional product which is used "to contribute to the debate on men’s sexual violence against women in society, using the esthetics of design, and the semiotics of marketing." This device would be of little use as
defence against rape since the rapist wouldn't know it was in there until after penetration; not to mention the fact that he would then be
bleeding inside the victim.
Well, yeah... :rolleyes:
There's be problems with this product (for the user) long before any potential rapist entered the picture. It's a powerful visual though.
A similar item appeared in one of Neal Stephenson's novels. It was more of a hypodermic needle though. It would knock the rapist out, instead of just enraging him.
Effective defense against rape?
Effective defense against rape?
Yeah, I think Wolf's tool for punching holes in a perpetrator is a bit more effective.
Effect defense against rape
Effective defense against rape?
Uhm... I guess, but how do you fit it, you know, up in there?
You know, I keep seeing that picture and I just can't fathom the, I don't know what it takes or what is lacking to make a person do that.
I mean, it's a given that you're no going to breed, so why subject us to it.
that's not the part that you breed with.
oh, and i dont think piercings are genetic.
yeah but......i was just trying to imagine what he used to look like. still disturbing. so i guess he decided to do the not so cool thing to be cool??? from a certain point of view that i'm still struggling to understand, mind you......
OMG, Where was the warning on THAT one? :eek:
sorry. i was bored, at work, and well, bored. so i bugged bruce :D
Uhm... I guess, but how do you fit it, you know, up in there?
Not only that, but pull the trigger?
That's a heck of a lot of kegels!
Not only that, but pull the trigger?
That's a heck of a lot of kegels!
Just
think of the articulation!!
*swoons*
Down big boy....don't want to wear yourself out today, it's early yet!
And so, children, now we know why after 60-70 rounds are expended, two innocent bystanders get wounded, and the intended victim lives to attempt his payback in a similarly inept manner.
You know it's a pity the Birdman Weapons Systems web site went down. He had some funny shit. I especially liked the Nuke .50. I have the video clip he made somewhere, I'll see if I can find it and post it somewhere.
Um, a little help here, please...
Um, I'm speechless also. How about a clue? :smack:
Here you go. There are two "half" leprechauns that don't actually line up with a top or bottom, they're just really close to the line so you can't tell. Obviously neither one is a full half of a leprechaun, but for the purposes of re-lining them up, they're both "cut in half."
This happened when Arsen took a picture of me in a bad mood. Is it my aura? :mg:
You have either ghosts or a caul.
Or maybe a lot of cigarette smoke.
Or, and I'm going out on a limb here, an overlapping or poor exposure?
Or, and I'm going out on a limb here, an overlapping or poor exposure?
TS, you fucking slay me. LMAO
Yeah, careful, Occam's Razor cuts deep. :)
Picture taken by yours truly, 30 May 2005 in west Houston.
hope they have toilet paper
Are you just supposed to piss off the edge or what?
While looking for cheap lodgings in the Lake District, I came upon this little promotion for a 'camping barn'. If the name and location aren't funny enough, the look on the woman's face is priceless.
How many faces can you see?
How many did you put in? ;)
That's the thing.. the only thing I did in Photoshop was reduce the image size.
-k
I think he meant actual faces. Into the fire. Last night.
Despite telling us he has been in St. Louis, Sycamore must have skipped on up to Detroit to show off his new ride. Photo by Neva Li.
For your enjoyment I present images from the forum at cpltrainer.com. This is a board for firearms and firearms rights, most of the participants are from Michigan. The photos were taken by the board admin, Neva Li, who has graciously given me permission to share them with you here.
So you post a picture of a car that costs as much as my house, with the license plate "jobless", taken by a person named never lie?
Riiiiight.
:lol:
So you post a picture of a car that costs as much as my house, with the license plate "jobless", taken by a person named never lie?
Riiiiight.
:lol:
Now, now, nevah call me Nevah, my name is Neva, phonetically pronounced Nee-vah... the last name is Li, as in the Chinese surname, pronounced Lee...
I took the picture of the "jobless" BMW owner yesterday on my way home from Lansing, MI... we were driving through a fairly affluent suburb when I spotted it....
I'm betting her and the guy driving the "pimpjuice" van come from totally different worlds.......... :headshake
Well, hello Mr. Li, welcome to the cellar. I apologize for any offense I have given you regarding your name.
I was just riffin' on the disconnect between the car and the plate, emphasized by the implication that "it's the truth, no lie". I got just as much of a chuckle out of it as you probably did, regardless of the pun on your name.
With an eye like yours and a ready camera, I hope to see more of your posts.
Despite telling us he has been in St. Louis, Sycamore must have skipped on up to Detroit to show off his new ride.
What can I say? Nelly and I go way back to when we both worked in the St. Louis suburb of University City. Without me, he would have never broken out, so he paid me back with a Pimpjuice distributorship.
BigV - same day (I was on my way to Court) we saw an APC tooling down the highway, all camo, some guy standing up on the back of it looking ready to fire... I wasn't quick enough to get that one but after that I figured it was going to be one of those days so the camera was on the dash from then on.....
No offense taken, of course....
Wolf--wow...the PostSecret site was something....not what I was expecting, but, just....wow.
A swiss army knife with a 64 or128, USB, flash card.:)
Now, if that wasn't made for TS, I don't know what was....
Wow. Charles Krafft produces some, uh, interesting artwork.
Actually, I have some coffee cups that have the same things on them...strychnine, cyanide...
I hesitate to post this, but as the title of the thread says, What the fuck?
I was doing a google image search for "smart car" without the quotes, and found this several pages in.
NSFW NSFW NSFW
picture of a guy screwing a Range Rover up the tailpipeYou might love this one then?
Ok, that's more of a JFC! than a WTF.... :lol:
:greenface
Wow, I LOVE the optical illusions...especially the first one!
Darth Tater...
FUERTEVENTURA, Spain -- Locusts fly on to Fuerteventura Island, in the Spanish Canary Islands. The locusts have flown 100 kilometers (60 miles) across the ocean after a infestation that wreaked havoc in North Africa. (11/29/04 AP photo)
PHUKET, Thailand -- A devotee to the Chinese Shrine of Jui Tui in Phuket, Thailand, has his face pierced by a bicycle and helped by others as he takes part in the annual Vegetarian Festival. Ritual Vegetarianism in Phuket traces it roots back to the early 1800's. The festival begins on the first evening of the ninth lunar month and lasts for nine days. Participants in the festival perform acts of body piercing as a means of shifting evil spirits from individuals onto themselves. (10/20/04 AP photo)
Um, NO.
Hanging by one of its rear tires from the guardrail.
cadaver preserved through a process called "plastination" Ew. High ick factor.
Ok--this is supposed to be the most expensive hat in the world-- $2,700,000 Champrau d'Amour, created by hat designer Louis Mariette. It's covered entirely in diamonds...
Um, yeah. If I had the kind of money it took to buy that, I probably wouldn't care that people were laughing at me behind my back, either...
I like gator-with-deer2.jpg for sheer WTF.
Photobucket albumDamifino. Just a picture I came across surfing, Els. It's been on my PC for a week or so but I don't remember where I found it or if there was an explanation. That qualifies it for WTF.:) Actually pileups like that happen all to often these days.
I don't know who's mailbox this is either (Slang?).
Nope, that's Wolf's mailbox...
:D
So you post a picture of a car that costs as much as my house, with the license plate "jobless", taken by a person named never lie?
I think her husband might differ on that thought ...
I think her husband might differ on that thought ...
Well, hello Mr. Li, welcome to the cellar. I apologize for any offense I have given you regarding your name.
Perhaps I have made another unintentional gaffe. If so, I sincerely apologize.
I think she's probably as amused by that happening as I am. Although it is a rug that I've intentionally pulled out from under people online.
I let people assume what they will ... and then do or say something that's a major gotcha, once they think they have things all figured out.
I like gator-with-deer2.jpg for sheer WTF.
:mg: that is a big fkin gator
ewww. there's a NSFW pic on there. It's funny, but...eww.
what's the WTF? the 'shroom, or the doors shirt??
They do tend to go hand in hand . . .
Truffles in the storm..............
There's a fungus among us? :mg:
[QUOTE] "Sweet summer rain; like God's own mercy" [QUOTE]....
From: Oh Brother, where art thou?
also from: Capnhowdy & friends, Circa 1970........
:wstupid:
Now there's a true WTF! I've seen a lot of funny stuff but that takes the cake.
What do you think they're looking at inside the pig?
They appear to be suckling..............? Ew!?!
It would have been cooler if the shirt was for Jefferson Airplane.
"And you've just had some kind of mushroom
And your mind is moving slow"
What do you think they're looking at inside the pig?
I assumed they were sucking at the teats of the pig. Probably lemonade or something.
edit: actually, now that I look at it more closely, it's clearly some sort of eating contest. Their hands are all strapped to their sides. Eating with their mouths only.
That's how we feed people in the padded room who are too dangerous to be let out to dinner.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050608/ap_on_re_us/chain_saw_border;_ylt=AimLfYZ2II4fi9wHgTydGY
this picture comes from the above link..
Um yeah - already got a Current Events thread going on him..........(what if I told you he was my brother? JUST KIDDING! I freaked some people out at work with that one for a little while.....HA HA)
It was just the "WTF" look on his face....priceless... :lol:
Sinead O'Connor is wearing a toupee now?
He looks like his hairstyle has the same flaw as the Opti-grab.
He looks like his hairstyle has the same flaw as the Opti-grab.
What? Can't take it off quickly without getting blood everywhere?
when you don't exercise the most important muscle. The Brain.
full story
:lol:
WTF happened to that arm? Did it explode? Or did he get implants with a really bad stitch job?
"Yeah, but I'm not trying to be symmetrical. I'm trying to be a freak, you know what I'm saying?"
At least he has a goal in life.
WTF happened to that arm? Did it explode? Or did he get implants with a really bad stitch job?
I remember a discussion on this particular freak of not-nature before, but the surgical scars are a new part of the story, which I didn't see explained in the interview.
Now, the interview does say that he was injecting directly into the muscle, so it would not be unusual for him to have an abscess of some kind.
apparently he injected some kind of oil (synthol) in his biceps. he wanted to reach 28-inches amrs
T: Give us an idea of what you did exactly to get your arms that way.
GV: I did a lot of Testosterone. I did about 3000 mg of Test per week. I love Testosterone and I love Equipoise. The Test I did was mostly propionate. Once in a while I would do enanthate and I would always keep it with Equipoise. I'd probably do, oh God… I would do a shot every other day. I wouldn't worry about the amount of oil; I would worry about the amount of drug. Over the course of a week, I take 3,000 mg of Test and probably put in 400 to 500 mg of Equipoise. Remember, that's 15 mg shots. So that would be about 10 CC's of EQ over a week's period. I would do shoulders, triceps, and biceps.
I thought that's what he was referring to when he mentioned the doctor cutting his arm open to remove an abcess.
In the story, he does mention bursting a blood vessel, and having abcesses removed which flattened the peak of one of his biceps. But no mention of those photos explicitly.
link
Gregg had an absess in that bicep a few years ago and those pictures are from after the surgery. If you look at the pictures of his arms you will notice that one bicep does not have a 'peak', that is the one that was operated on.
How do I know this? I designed and coded the website that those pictures were taken from -
www.GreggValentino.net - so I talk to him quite frequently.
Gregg had an absess in that bicep a few years ago and those pictures are from after the surgery. If you look at the pictures of his arms you will notice that one bicep does not have a 'peak', that is the one that was operated on.
How do I know this? I designed and coded the website that those pictures were taken from - www.GreggValentino.net - so I talk to him quite frequently
i dont talk to him, this is an extract from the link.
NSFB stands for "not safe for bars"...
I just saw plthijnx curled up in the fetal position, crying!
This IS truly horrible................so many casualties for one accident.
I'm surprised there's not more "gore gazers" loitering and trying to "assist the injured & round up the survivors".
What a waste, especially this type of beverage, which is very tasty.
Would it be morbid to ask if I may consume the uninjured?
I wonder if the Lifestraw would filter out the little slivers of broken glass for us?
Oh the humanity.
Actually, my response to the person who sent this to me was "Oh, the beeranity".
(sniff, sniff, sob sob. get's up and heads to the fridge for a tribute)
Grisly Effect of One Drug: 'Meth Mouth'
That person has a surprising number of teeth remaining.
Or perhaps I only see meth users after they pass that particular point of desperation. I actually don't see that many of them ... crack and heroin mostly.
Some bling for your ride ... Ashanti Wheels feature geniune Cubic Zirconia!! $250,000
That really looks like a scene from Final Destination II.
Did anyone get killed? O.o
Regarding the "bling" wheels...not only are they ugly, but they must use a really cool binding agent to keep those suckers stuck on.
Grisly Effect of One Drug: 'Meth Mouth'
What causes that, anyone know? (besides being so effed up you don't care about brushing your teeth. Lots of people don't brush their teeth and don't look like THAT...)
I don't actually know, but it is common enough that I see toothless and think meth (unless the person is really, really old. Make that toothless and under 50.)
I think the Meth mouth thing is due to the meth drying up all your saliva so you're teeth are dry all the time without anything to "wash" the bacteria off. Hence the rotten teeth. And all the grinding of teeth meth leads to. very nasty drug. Wasn't there a thread with Faces of Meth or something around? Before and after pics of users--pretty frightening.
I remember the series of mugshots. Think that was probably posted earlier in this thread. Or should have been.
ingenious.
the problem was when he wanted to go to the bathroom.
he just pees into the pillow.
I think the Meth mouth thing is due to the meth drying up all your saliva so you're teeth are dry all the time without anything to "wash" the bacteria off. Hence the rotten teeth. And all the grinding of teeth meth leads to. very nasty drug. Wasn't there a thread with Faces of Meth or something around? Before and after pics of users--pretty frightening.
The other cause is that Meth literally eats things in your body - like your teeth and tends to dissolve the roots that go and nourish your teeth. Also - with meth - eats a little part of your brain the first hit (or whatever) according to recent scientific reports. And that causes your brain to instantly want more. Scientific fact - instantly causes an addiction. (This is not to say that everyone that does meth will automatically become addicted - but the statistics are rather high that you will. If I remember correctly I think it was something like 70% of the tested subjects.)
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he just pees into the pillow.
Nah. Sneaky Leaker.
Meth Mouth...
I did a little poking around and found that the ingredients that go into making meth is what causes the tooth problems. I guess meth is made up of some pretty caustic stuff. I saw words thrown around like ammonia, red phosphorous, lithium, ether, and two type of acid - muratic and sulfuric!!! :eek: Then Brianna mentioned dry mouth, this comes into play. No saliva to wash away the nasties. People on meth tend to crave surgary snacks for some reason - candy bars and soda. All this plus you're pbly not the most hygenic when you're trying to score your next hit will destoy you teeth. My brother and sister-in-law were on this stuff for a while and the effects on their teeth weren't this extreme but they have some major damge done. Sidenote: Bro and sis have been off this stuff for years now.
:mg: eeee-freakin'-gads!!! :mg:
Aren't those substances used in making meth, and not actually present in their original form in the end product? This is not to say that meth isn't bad, because it is a scourge...
my guess is some kind of fungi , or jim sneezed ;)
Marshmallow toasting gone horribly wrong?
That is either how amber gets made, or the pods are coming!!
Obviously a jalepeno dart. You're lucky the woodfolk missed.
Sycamore's first day of school! How cute!!
Please...I save myself until at least the 4th date!
but with four different girls, it's still a first date.
can this be done? it's really astonishing.
Now this IS awesome. This is the best looking art I've seen in a while. It took someone a long time to create this and it is also quite perpetual. Like a natural landmark. I love it.
Any info on the image?
Disney's animal kingdom
Carved into the tree's gnarled roots, mighty trunk and sturdy branches is a rich tapestry of more than 300 animals -- from the mighty lion to the playful dolphin. Its leaves -- of many colors and four shapes and sizes, all attached by hand to more than 8,000 of the tree's end branches -- number more than 103,000. Its trunk is 50 feet wide and spreads to 170 feet in diameter at its sprawling root base.
The artistry of the tree, from the carvings to every detail of its composition, required 20 artists led by Zsolt Hormay, all faced with the challenge of creating a work of art that was at once both natural and fantastic.
In all, it took more than 18 months and a crew of thousands to complete exterior construction of The Tree of Life.
To maintain fluidity of the tree's carvings, the trunk portion was assembled outside the park with 52 rockwork cages from which the animal sculptures were carved. The trunk then was cut into a dozen giant segments and flown to a construction site near the park. There, the segments were joined in pairs. Finally, the completed six trunk segments were transported by crane to the tree's location, where the final pieces of the trunk puzzle were reunited.
All I can say is..........WOW.
This is killer.
You could play "Where's Fido?"
what kind of underground films would they show, I wonder...Daisy Does Disneyland?
Are you two working as a team?
There is actually a "3d" theatre in the tree. It's pretty cool. Disney has a couple of 3d theatres (this is one of their newest ones) I was there the year after the animal kingdom opened, and they had a 3d (interactive) piece featuring the characters from Bugs Life (or Ants - which ever was the Pixar film I suppose)
It was a lot of fun, and the "carvings' are just as amazing close up. It really passes the time while you wait to get in. Disney, by the way, has mastered the art of keeping people entertained while they wait in massive lines.
Are you two working as a team?
Uh, yeah, actually. I hold the camcorder and he holds the duck. :lol2:
got this in email.....i would shit a brick if i saw my son attempting something like this!
I'd hate to see the after picture on this one........may the force be with him.
Neat image. whoever made it did a good job. It looks pretty realistic.
I'm sensing 3D Studio, or Maya. Nice job though.
this is why fishing gear was invented.
never try to feed a fish.
Man, I feel like a Registered Sex Offender, having to say that every time!
<a href="http://www.myrefrigerator.com/videos/GGGMusicVideo300k.wmv">chicks that like to noodle!</a>
Damn! There's the one that got away.
I've tried this noodling business.........It will definately test your ball content.
This is a WTF for all us "non-Brits." I googled this while I was looking for images on London. The image had no explaination as to what it was so I found the action shot to back up my theory. Cripes! Talk about modesty issues. I have a problem taking a leak at a urnal at a baseball stadium, but this is nuts. I'm getting stage fright just thinking about it.
What do you expect - they're a Euro nation!
What do you expect - they're a Euro nation!
Say it out loud:
If you're a Russian in the hallway what are you in the bathroom?
European!
As red neck as this looks it would probley work !!!!!
W T F?
art?
:headshake
It looks like he snorted a bagel up his nose. :eyebrow:
stole MY goddam idea...... redneck bastard.
To Hobbs about the urinals, I saw a thing about them on the news a few months ago,theyve put up urinals in some city centre because of costly damage from blokes going out, getting hammered, falling out of bars and pissing on walls, damaging them etc.
Those ones dont look that high tech, but there some I saw on the news that were designed in Amsterdam or something, that during the day look like manholes, but at night rise up to reveal 3 urinal stalls. Genius!
W T F?
art?
:headshake
Remember that Outer Limits, the one with David McCallum ... where he was the just a shade off retarded coal miner and they evolved him forward to make him smart?
Only this guy clearly is not smart.
Nope, not at all.
Should this be in the sex thread ???
Should this be in the sex thread ???
Sorry, I can't actually
see out of that eye.
As red neck as this looks it would probley work !!!!!
Yeah, but where does he keep the beer?
Damn you’re right. That can't be redneck with no beer!
A terrapin that I saw eating a mushroom after a little rain shower.
There's no place for his Mom to sit, either.
That notice on the young lady's belly should just read "Please ask for blowjob".
That notice on the young lady's belly should just read "Please ask for blowjob".
that's what i call read between the lines and/or lick between the lines.
To Hobbs about the urinals, I saw a thing about them on the news a few months ago,theyve put up urinals in some city centre because of costly damage from blokes going out, getting hammered, falling out of bars and pissing on walls, damaging them etc.
Those ones dont look that high tech, but there some I saw on the news that were designed in Amsterdam or something, that during the day look like manholes, but at night rise up to reveal 3 urinal stalls. Genius!
Wow. It just sends my head a-reelin'. This sort of thing would not fly in this country. The very idea would make people's heads explode. Literally.
Wow. It just sends my head a-reelin'. This sort of thing would not fly in this country. The very idea would make people's heads explode. Literally.
That's what happens when you're afraid to punish people for being fuckups. Can't hurt their fragile little psyches.
Now you get to walk down the street and smell the results of their weak constitutions.
Meet some of my coveners, dressed up for our "Wizard of Oz" ritual, held every couple of years at Lughnasadh. Steamy day last Sunday, but we had a lot of fun, as always, as we drenched the Wicked Witch and melted our fears and concerns, which we had written down and pinned to her cape.
From left, Auntie Em, The Wicked Witch of the West, Cowardly Lion (well, part of her face, anyway), Dorothy, The Green, errr...The Great and Powerful Oz, Scarecrow and Tin Man (chick).
I figured people dressed like this should be in the What the Fuck! thread...
Els-your coven looks like a neat bunch of people. Look at the detail of the costumes! Fabulous! I'm jealous.
Wow, scary pics, scary article. Guess thats why you should live life to the full, you never know when you're going to be crushed by a motorcycle travelling at 155mph :worried:
How'd they scrape all the goo out of there so that they could put it on display?
i'm thinking a fire hose initially then a vvvveeeeery long soak in a tub of something....???
[from the article]...."no actions were taken"....
WTF? On WHO?
they HAD to dismantle this wreck, retrieve the victims, and reassemble it. Just a guess. Hell of a stench, had they not....... this is borderline revolting. Imagine this scenario before the clean-up. No....don't. :vomitblu:
Just to play devil's advocate:
The motorcycle rider easily could have fallen off before impact, or been flung over the roof of the car.
The driver-side door is completely gone, so it's quite conceivable the driver of the car was thrown free as well.
I'm sure they both died, but not necessarily inside the vehicle.
..yeah but look at the drivers seat in the one pic..the top half of the seat is crushed through the opening where the drivers door used to be..All i have to say is OUCH :eek:
Just to play devil's advocate:
The motorcycle rider easily could have fallen off before impact, or been flung over the roof of the car.
The driver-side door is completely gone, so it's quite conceivable the driver of the car was thrown free as well.
I'm sure they both died, but not necessarily inside the vehicle.
Interesting speculation, but actually reading the information at the link tells us that "The car had two passengers and the bike rider was found INSIDE the car with them."
They would have had to remove the motorcycle in order to remove the passenger (and the rider) because the passenger would either be under it or in the back seat between what is left of the passenger door and what is left of the front of the motorcycle. They may have removed the cycle and then replaced it after cleaning. There are companies that exist that specialize in the cleanup of bio materials. They find themselves on the scene of murders and acccidents such as this. When the dude accross the street from us killed himself in his house (then sat there for almost two weeks before anyone reported him missing), one of these companies showed up with a collection of chemicals designed to breakdown biomaterials such as blood and other oozey bodily fluids.
warning: graphic description.
Having seen the results of a very high-speed collision in the early 90s, my guess is that the damage to the victims was severe enough to allow cleaning of the interior with a hose. It's basically the same thing that happens to a bug on your windshield. There are a few larger pieces, but the majority is reduced to red jelly.
The incident I'm referring to was a head-on collision between a drunk driver going 100+ m.p.h. in a T-bird and a couple in a Nissan or some such. He hit the couple (and their dog) head on and pushed them back into a big oak tree. The engine block of the T-bird was in the front seat of the Nissan. The paramedics found the male victim, who was obliterated from the torso down. However, they didn't know there was a female victim until an hour or two later, when one of the cops saw a couple strands of long blond hair poking from the place where the dashboard had met the (back) seat.
People should be more careful in their cars. You get a really false sense of security from things like seatbelts and doors and such. Your body isn't made for impact with things harder than you.
It's basically the same thing that happens to a bug on your windshield. There are a few larger pieces, but the majority is reduced to red jelly.
True. We tend to forget just how fragile the human body is especially when it comes up against heavy fast moving solid objects. I had a friend that I used to go duck hunting with. About a year ago he was driving his two sons to school eastbound on I-10 in the morning. Traffic stopped, he stopped, the semi behind him going 60 mph didn't and pushed his full sized Chevy duel cab pickup into the semi in front of him consequently depatitating him and obliterating his 9 year old son who was sitting in the back seat just behind him. They barley found enough of the kid to make a positive DNA ID. BTW, his 17 year old son was sitting in the front passenger seat and was left unscratched and very much counscious. He had to sit in the wreck of the truck next to his father for about 30 minutes until fire crews could cut him free.
Scares me to death and I ain't afraid of nuthin'.
On a website, somewhere in 'Netland, I recently saw some photos of the aftermath of a 150 mph collision of bike vs tree. Tree 1, Bike 0...
The rider was literally torn into *pieces*. The only thing that really held those pieces in any semblance of together were his clothes. Very nasty pics.
In looking again at the carbike pics, I do think that the passengers in the front seats of the car were probably blown completely out of the vehicle, probably at such a velocity that their various parts had little chance to stick to anything. I would not have liked to have seen the drivers side pavement outside of that car afterward. It probably looked like a chunky paint balloon had hit and splashed away from the car.
Mrs. Dar worked in an ER admitting room during high-school. One night they brought in a motorcyclist who had been going too fast on a rainy night. You know how in cartoons Wily Coyote, for instance, runs into a cactus or something face-first with left arm and leg on one side, right arm and leg on the other and face planted in the cactus? That's basically what this guy did with a telephone pole.
My wife was called in to help cut the guy's clothes off. She had to ask what the soccer-ball sized thing was in the guy's lap. The doctors told her it was the guy's scrotum that had swelled up from the injury. In a way, I suppose it was merciful that the guy never came out of the coma.
the birds and the trees??
oooooh i get it now....
Was this monster caught by noodling?
You show me a guy with nuts big enough to noodle a fish that weighs more than he does and I'll show you a guy destined to live a short exciting life.
This fish looks like a minnow compared to the one featured in the 7/05/05 Iotd. How do these guys figure it to be a world record? The one in the Iotd in July weighed in at 646.2 lbs.... Three times the size of this "baitfish".
With the glove thingie, I would guess this crazy bastard DID noodle the fish. He's got more balls than me.
I found this in bread last night. Being a country boy, I think 2 things. Rat turd or Roach eggs. Do I hear a vote for a lawyer? Bread will be unnamed till I speak w/my attorney. :mg:
I thought that was "the crunchy part".hee hee.... I'd say it's a longshot case with the "turd" detached from the bread. Write or email the bread company and they'll probably GIVE you a gazillion loaves free. Then you could find another dozen or so turds........
The
latest fad in the teen druggie crowd...
I can't get over the animated gif...
Buster, you probably should check the FDA regs on this. There are probably a certain allowable number of rat turds and/or cockroach eggs specified for loaves of bread.
<b>Buster</b>, it's just like <b>Elspode</b> said, there are a certain amounts of rat turds, frass, even pubic hairs allowed in the food chain per the FDA. Just looks like you got your quota all at once. As far as a lawsuit goes, it would have been better if you actually ingested it, then you could claim emotional distress and all that too.
Did you try disecting it? It might not be a rat turd but a burnt piece of someone's index finger.
im sorry about the size but it has more of an affect that way
The latest fad in the teen druggie crowd...
A yellow cat just made herself at home at my place and had 5 yellow kittens two weeks ago. What do you think the street value might be on the whole lot of them....?
I think it's Michael Moore as Che Guevara.
I think it's the Family Guy.
It's Peter from Family Guy
It's...it's...it's buring out my retina with the amount of red on the screen!
Heh, family guy is great, bought the whole of series 3 a while back:
Doctor: Rudolf, we have found out what makes your nose red.
Rudolf: Is it pixie dust?
Doctor: No, its a tumor.
rudolf: is it a happy, magical...
doctor: youre going to die
the picture is of che griffin....peter griffin from family guy...one of the funniest shows ever.
I have never seen the Family Guy.
I really think it looks like Michael Moore.
I have never seen the Family Guy.
:mg: Three lashes with a wet noodle :whip:
im sorry about the size but it has more of an affect that way
You're right. But the affect is that it is annoying.
What about the Effect?
Right you are. Thanks.
So...I'm driving to work today, and I'm behind a beater of a Chevy pickup. You know the kind. Pale blue and rust tailgate on a brown and rust body. Step bumper with two hitch balls...
and two other balls.
I couldn't see them real well at first, so I got over to the side for a better look. I suspected what I was seeing, but until I got off to the side, away from the low-slung bumper, I couldn't tell for sure. Yup, there they were, in all of their molded plastic, flesh-colored, bulging-vein glory. Truck balls.
I laughed for about two miles, both for the inherent humor of it all, and out of relief that the brain-dead buckaroo driving the old heap with a "Speed kills, so drive a Ford and live forever" decal on the back window wouldn't smash into me somehow...either out of simple aggression or pure lack of sufficient thought power.
So...I'm driving to work today, and I'm behind a beater of a Chevy pickup. You know the kind. Pale blue and rust tailgate on a brown and rust body. Step bumper with two hitch balls...and two other balls.
I couldn't see them real well at first, so I got over to the side for a better look. I suspected what I was seeing, but until I got off to the side, away from the low-slung bumper, I couldn't tell for sure. Yup, there they were, in all of their molded plastic, flesh-colored, bulging-vein glory. Truck balls.
I laughed for about two miles, both for the inherent humor of it all, and out of relief that the brain-dead buckaroo driving the old heap with a "Speed kills, so drive a Ford and live forever" decal on the back window wouldn't smash into me somehow...either out of simple aggression or pure lack of sufficient thought power.
please tell me you exposed yourself, and others, to danger and possible death by taking a photo while you should have been looking at the road.
i reallyreallyreally don't want to find out that you went home and snapped a shot of your own equipment for our benefit. :headshake
It was one of those "Why don't I have a camera with me?" moments, actually. That pic came from the 'Net.
Bruce I dare ya to put a set of these on UT's new ride !!!!!!!
Damnit--I meant to mention that I saw a pair of silver metal balls just like those hanging off of a truck about 3 weeks ago. It made me laugh too...I don't remember the kind of truck, but it was new, had big 'ole dual exhaust and this really deep growly sound, and the balls just fit the package. He was in front of me on an on ramp, and I tried to get next to him to see the driver, but couldn't. I was dying to see who would put balls on their truck.
It is only logical for us to start a company to make truck wangs at this point, to further accessorize the dangly bits, doncha think?
... and the balls just fit the package ...
*snort* She said
package.
It is only logical for us to start a company to make truck wangs at this point, to further accessorize the dangly bits, doncha think?
Day late, dollar short, m'friend. Cause all those hairy big-ass trucks you're seein? Those are rolling 2-inch-dicks already. Sorry.
Day late, dollar short, m'friend. Cause all those hairy big-ass trucks you're seein? Those are rolling 2-inch-dicks already. Sorry.
WHERE?
Presumably in the drivers seat?
WHERE?
bri, your impressed by a 2" dick? :eyebrow:
I imagine it's more in the spirit of "two in. the bush is better than one in the hand" or something like that.
two in. the bush and one in each hand would probably be better.
Here's a WTF for ya:
"Man's testicles locked in padlock for two weeks"
Here's a WTF for ya:
"Man's testicles locked in padlock for two weeks"
I'm not sure what the real WTF is, the story or the fact that some local news found it news worthy to carry it.
i agree with him. these people are harebrained.
Egad man! Freaky...
As if it wasnt worrying enough that he had a DRILL STUCK IN HIS TOUNGE, why is that guy wearing a pink furry top? Waaaaaay too wierd.
Safety first! Remember, kids, when sticking a drill through your tongue, remember to cut the power cord off, first!
He has nice tassels.
I think I saw something about this on National Geographic Explorer. (and a couple IOTDs)
Their gods are thirsty.
One day my daughters are going to come home and ask if they can have their cheek pierced...WITH A POWER DRILL! Then... my head will explode.
...why is that guy wearing a pink furry top? Waaaaaay too wierd.
They dude's got a power drill hangin out of his tounge and your worried about a pink bib? ;)
They dude's got a power drill hangin out of his tounge and your worried about a pink bib?
I'm just freaked out by the entire think, there's a whole lotta wtf in those pics...
banksy oh yes
That is so sick! It's like Cousin IT or something. Oh, yes, she is so sexy that seeing one bit of her would drive men wild with lusty thoughts, so we must pretend she doesn't exsist! Stupid assholes.
Underneath that hat and viel is the dude with the knives sticking out of his cheek.
I was considering sort of the same thing, Hobbs--I wonder how frequently a man will cover himself in a burqa in order to commit some crime?
If he does commit a crime while wearing a burqa he can expect to be raped as his punishment. Or, have scalding cooking oil thrown on him. Or, BOTH!
got no info on this.
That's a Yugoslavian driver's licence for a woman born in Iraq. In addition to being allowed to drive some vehicle in some category either under 3,500 kg or over 3,500 kg, (probably a small truck) she can drive a moped (mopedi) or a tractor (traktori.) It's interesting she's not allowed to drive a motorcycle, but she can drive a moped.
maybe we could learn something from them about controlling women drivers.
Calm down, I'm only joking......
In the US she would not be allowed to wear a veil for her driver's license, at least in Florida. I'm not sure what conclusions to draw from this.
In the US she would not be allowed to wear a veil for her driver's license, at least in Florida. I'm not sure what conclusions to draw from this.
In Georgia they seem to only wear them
WHILE they are driving. :lol:
In L.A. its the Starbucks, lipstick, cell phone, three kids, DVD players, huge sunglasses, and ginormous SUVs that cause the impediment...........
Burquas make me hot. I'm gonna pick up a copy of Playburqua on the way home. Rumor has it that the latest issue shows a sliver of ankle.
That's a Yugoslavian driver's licence for a woman born in Iraq. In addition to being allowed to drive some vehicle in some category either under 3,500 kg or over 3,500 kg, (probably a small truck) she can drive a moped (mopedi) or a tractor (traktori.) It's interesting she's not allowed to drive a motorcycle, but she can drive a moped.
:litebulb: it's a Croatian driver's licence.
That recalls this:
i reckon this was the inspiration for the logotype :lol:
OUTSTANDING observation. :thumb:
even this little smiley looks like the logo...
They were expecting something, perhaps....
This length of crash barrier can be found just south west of Calais near a village called Wierre Effroy. French roadside art, I think, or it could be a case of finding something to do with the leftover length they had, or perhaps that's just the way they drive there and the barrier is positioned accordingly!
UGH
I been obsessed with this thread ever since I discovered it yesterday. Went from page 1 allllll the way to page 65.
My mouse hand's cramping ARRRGGGHHH!!!
Thanks for the great thoughts and laughs.. Some of the replies are even funnier than the pictures...
Thumbs up.
hello friend. how may i pervert you?
That's how I got started Jallen. One day, minding my own then BAM! IotD! Steer clear Jallen! Run away and dont' look back! Don't get hooked. Once you're in, these guys will eat you up and spit you out. They'll argue with you, correct you, diagree with you, call you names, and expose all your weaknesses. *sniff* [size=1]I love these guys....[/size] *wiping tear from eye*
shut up hobbs what would you know? i disagree with your renagade ways. youre a weak chicken. jallen will be very happy here in our outstrected, blood soked waiting arms. bloody hell hobbs just because you have 100 more posts than me you think youre better?!
im sorry its just that this place makes me so emotional.
:headshake There must be something in the water ... uh ... bitstream.
re: Kagen4o4
Hey, just because you're feeling inadiquate with your puny posts is no reason to lash out at me! I vill sqoush yoo like a buk. And I resent being called a chicken. I don't have to take that from you, I can go anywhere on this vast internet and be equally insulted....errr... I mean...that's slander. I'll sue, I'll sue! Bawk! *shakes chicken claw in the air*
Wow. That's not just a family tree, that's a forest.
and a tongue twister. how DO they come up with such names?
I liked the "entrepreneur" designation. That's what my Commie Liberal friend always called the young son of the nice African-American Couple that lived next door to him in the racially diverse neighborhood in which he had chosen to reside.
"James," I'd say, "The boy is not an entrepreneur. The boy is selling crack."
He would then chide me for use of the potentially misinterpretable term "boy."
The boy was 16 and was not yet a man. And the boy was selling crack.
and it looks like it runs in the family - in addition to his own herd, he is survived by eight brothers and five sisters, and various step-whatevers - I wonder how many others were survived by him.
And if he was a lifelong resident of N'Awlins, what was he doing on MLK Blvd?
:lol2: What, is that ad like 200 years old?
I liked the "entrepreneur" designation... "James," I'd say, "The boy is not an entrepreneur. The boy is selling crack."...
Really. How many "entrepreneurs" do you know that get gunned down in the street? :eyebrow:
Doesn't every big city have a MLK Blvd/Street/Way? :question:
Oh. And I thought L.A. was the only one with that dubious honor. Thanks for steering me straight. (So should I assume they all have Cesar Chavez Blvd too?)
I always wanted to start a committee in my town (since they changed the name of Main St. to MLK Blvd.) to rename the next street over George Wallace Drive. Not that I'm a racist... I just feel strongly about equality. If you did , though, you can bet your ass ALL HELL WOULD BREAK LOOSE. Imagine that.
We didn't celebrate "White History Month" in college either.
Wallace felt strongly about equality, too. He was against it.
Thanks, I'm happy to be here. Looks like I will fit in just fine. :D
Whoa! Is that you Jallen?
If that guy *does* do a trick, what do you want to bet it involves genitals and piercing implements?
and loud music
and skateboards
does he have the redeye, or is he an albino?
hahahaha
Albino I think...
Actually this is me.
Maybe. ;)
actually the hippo just threw the stick at the guy. The guy is in the process of grabbing his ankles and kissing his ass goodbye. The two people in the background are just gonna watch.
I always look forward to Halloween, when I can see what people do with their pumpkins. Especially since I am about as creative as a stump.
Perhaps Mr. Phelps had something to do with this ??!!??
why the hell is she carrying a flag in support of gays then?
I believe the WWII reference means she is actually supporting gays. She forgot her [sarcasm] tags.
You see, it's things like this that give hetrosexuals a bad name. We always have to gay things up!
She doesn't look real straight herself. Or he doesn't. Or something.
I believe the WWII reference means she is actually supporting gays. She forgot her [sarcasm] tags.
oic now
strange how god uses one of davinci's designs
The spagetti monster is everywhere!
That's "not over 3,500 kg" folks.
not related but
So, is that a screenshot from the upcoming GameCubeSuper?
Im sure this is my baby! He looks just like me!! :lol:
check out the size of marios feet.
check out the size of marios feet.
No wonder Princess Toadstoll ran away with the Gorilla.
Original image:
leave my meatballs alone!
In my email this morning:
Next time you go to Home Depot keep this in mind.
My Friend, I give you
THE DUMBEST GUY ON EARTH!
This picture is real - not doctored in any way - and was taken by a
Transportation Supervisor for a company that delivers building materials
for 84 Lumber. When he saw it in the parking lot of IHOP, he went to buy a
camera to take pictures.
The car is still running, as can be witnessed by the exhaust.
A woman is either asleep or otherwise out in the front seat passenger side.
The driver was jogging up and down on Rt. 925.(in the background) Witnesses
said their physical/mental state was OTHER than normal. The driver finally
came back after the police were called, and was found crouched behind the
rear of the car, attempting to cut the twine around the load! Luckily, the
police stopped him and had the load removed.
The materials were loaded at Home Depot. Their store manager said they made
the customer sign a waiver.
While the plywood and 2X4s are fairly obvious, what you can t see is the
back seat, which contains -- are you ready for this? -- 10 bags of concrete
@ 80 lbs. each.
They estimated the load weight at 3000 lbs. Both back tires exploded, the
wheels bent and the back shocks were driven through the floorboard.
The car, with Florida (naturally) plates, was headed for Clanton, Al. where
the couple presumably planned to build a new house
Wasn't sure where else to put this.
Found this in the backyard today - and we have NO idea what it may be. It looks a bit...well, alien to us - and has an extremely odd odor.
Any ideas? (We ended up releasing him back to the woods where we think he either came from or landed in *G*)
looks like a turd with eyes
Yeah, I know, but it's not. I thought it looked like a pickle with a head - but the dang thing MOVES
snail? caterpillar? tadpole?
Well, we heard back from someone who apparently knows....- it's a Tiger Swallowtail Caterpillar.
ugly dang thing
Good call. Is really ugly? I think this one is cute.
I once found a Luna Moth caterpillar. Those things are incredible.
Yours is pretty awesome, too. I like the fake scary eyes.
You gotta Love digi cams and the ability to share some thing funny , this was about 15 minets ago , Oliver didn't think it was verry funny , Carol and I though thought it was hillarious !!!
this one is more sad than anything..
I said wasn't going to post any photos of this shit, but WTF. This was made from upstairs bath room while the crap was flying. Part of this was my garden.
Convenient place to wait while having the shit scared out of you.
hahahha! SCF, please. Nice one. This time, it was oatmeal, but still. :eyebrow:
Air bags !!!
I wounder how long its been since she has seen her feet ???
Well at least they can use the same razor !!!
looks like a reincarnation of Freddy Mercury
the one on the left? (j/k)
I wasn't sure if it was the nuptuals of Joaquin Phoenix and brianr.
On second thought, dude on the right has too much hair to be brianr.
The definition of "ambition"
the one on the left? (j/k)
*******
Actually they both do in a "funny" kinda way. :eyebrow:
*******
I want them
He should stick some smokebombs in the tails.
Sweet merciful crap, that's funny. A little more data on the source
here, but no info on getting some.
i think we've had that one
God is a sock to a man with no...socks.
from the
Houston Chronicle
MIAMI - The alligator has some foreign competition at the top of the Everglades food chain, and the results of the struggle are horror-movie messy.
A 13-foot Burmese python recently burst after it apparently tried to swallow a live, six-foot alligator whole, authorities said.
:eek:
dactyl fractal
oh good lord! that's.......interesting in a cool sorta way
For a unique snack....or a unique pet......Benny Agra's da man. :eek:
The TV ad.. is priceless... :lol: :lol:
almost looks like jesus has pi tattooed on his hand
Man...they're a lot more sophisticated than I thought...
or george lucus is developing another way to waste my time
I bring you the "Modern Airline Pilot"
...and, don't call him 'Shirley'.
Begium bombs the Smurfs. Full story
here.Begium bombs the Smurfs. Full story here.
The Smurf Village has been needing a Search and Destroy mission for years. I would have personally lit Smurfette's hut on fire with my Zippo and then lit my Camel off the burning thatch.
Oh yeah.
It smells like victory.
Whoops, sorry! Outside voice? I'll try not to do that again.
So, why should we give a damn that Burundi used "child soldiers?"
W T F
making the rounds. hiii--yaaa!
This looks suspiciously like the precursor to a "hot amateur college girls" shoot.
Lordy - from the look of that hand, I would say the dude's already dead!
They got it wrong, anyway.
It's a very simple mnemonic:
"Across to the hospital, down to the morgue."
I knew that. It is yet another bit of trivia that has stuck in my head.
The issue is described in
this book.That doesn't look camo. That looks like a slipcover.
whew. talk about stage fright.
The one with the 16 inch tape measure should be holding vernier calipers instead. The effect would be better.
I'd go to one of the stalls.
Maybe it's not the men's toilet, but the collection room at the local sperm bank.
Still wouldn't help really. That's just a llttle too much attention for my taste.
:eyeball: ........and if you are underendowed you can't stand close enough to these heads. The girls should have been nude. And full body shots. Other than that it's perfect.......heehee :rolleyes:
She just had to get married during hunting season. :lol:
To Bill Clinton's illegitimate son, apparently.
i had not seen this
defective yeti entry before.
Didn't we have a pic/post about a male duck who gave brutal butt-love to another DEAD male duck? The live duck made sure the dead duck was, indeed, dead, then did the terrible deed...didn't I read that here??? Makes homo-squirrel love seem tame by comparison. :morncoff:
What did I tell you about taking that Percocet before eating burritos?
Squirrels eat nuts, people. Nothing to see here, move on.
[shakes table]"Loooook! An earthquake!!!"
:lol:
Why has it never occurred to me to make a scale model of a famous city in jell-o?
Who ever did this was thinking, people, thinking .
Yeah, they were thinking, "Man, am I BORED! Sitting here in the house, nothing but Jell-O to eat cause I don't have a job, b-o-r-e-d." Idle hands and all that.
I wasn't sure if it was the nuptuals of Joaquin Phoenix and brianr.
On second thought, dude on the right has too much hair to be brianr.
Um.
Oh
My
Did I need THAT giggle :)
I've been there. Not the regatta, but to Tualitin. I have a sweatshirt from the Tualitin wineries.
DATERAPE
man. even when your down and out, someone always wants a piece of your ass. :lol:
Bullfrog.
out driving the other day, and this dick in a truck pulled out in front of me!
This is pretty much the same sort of reverence in which I hold pretzels and beer, too.
I love the 'Customers who bought this item also bought' feature on shopping sites. Of course, when you have a very small sampling, you get some odd combinations. I have this mental image of a guy in a small hotel room with a duck puppet and a hunting knife. :worried:
That smart old troll decided to actually EAT the first two billy goats gruff.
But not all at once. Those must have been exceptional goats. Saved the farmer's daughter's life or something ...
There are lots of places that goat's head is considered the best part. So this guy is just shopping for a fancy dinner.
I think they're whole goats with the legs wrapped close to the body for transit. :right:
I agree.
Maybe the Rolling Stones are remaking one of their old albums and needed two heads for the cover.
I dunno, guys. There seems to be a lot of goat missing.
Maybe somebody "got his goat".
They look kinda like mounted heads to me but who would want a goat head mounted in their den? :elkgrin:
Ok - I was looking through some pictures, and this one just seems to fit in the WTF thread.
It's our cat, Tony. All 36 pounds of him.
<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v280/melissabaggen/tony1.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com">
I think I'd have to rename this bundle of furry love "Albert".
But he NEEDS extra blubber in order to survive those Alaska winters, right? :D
You have an ORCA CALF as a PET?!
:mg:
Why yes, Tonchi. That's exactly it!
Same excuse goes for me too! ;)
OOooooooooooh booooobeeees!!!
I wonder if they're poisonous. I bet the wrinkled one in the back is.
seems like we've had this one before.
You've got to be kidding me. I can hear the kid now "I don't want my picture taken! Hockey sucks!"
Wouldn't a before and after be cool here......
On the snap it's obvious he's the only one who realizes there's a problem.
wonder how many accidents the plumbing van has caused :)
wonder how many accidents the plumbing van has caused :)
Automobile, or urinary/gastric (by suggestion)?
Check the dates!
Snopes has nothing to say on the matter, but I call shenanigans ... either by way of an error on the part of the stonecarver or via <s>photoshop</s> digital image enhancement software.
The stone appears insufficiently weathered to have been in place since even 1952.
I am no expert on headstone ettiquette, but despite the "ladies first" rule, doesn't the first decedent get the first placement on the stone?
If this were a fact about the life span of Lillian, she would be a world record holder.
Shenannigans
I can vouch for the authenticity, as I took the picture myself last May at Houston's Glenwood Cemetery (same place Howard Hughes is buried). Don't have any details on who these Bohmfalks are, though. Here are a couple more from different angles:
Bad taste abounds! Thanks, ashke!
Wow, that was weird. Definitely WTF. :mg:
That was cool! I felt the ending was [COLOR=LightBlue]a little cheapo, a ripoff of the Alien.[/COLOR] But otherwise, cool.
jenny Mcarthy doing a playboy shoot , she looks like the MASK !!!!!
SMOKIN !!!!!!!
for the starwars geek in all of us guys !!!!!
and well ,,,, just because its getting cold around here !!
interesting use of indigiounis local stones .
Zip, I think there was some really unnecessary 'Shopping going on in the Jenny pic, as well as the stones shot.
Okay, for 15 points...what is this man doing?
This next photo will provide more of a hint. I'm betting that either busterb or xoxoxoBruce will be able to I.D. the situation more fully. Think Muskie and Deputy Dawg.
dude is picking persiminums in the park .
no shopping on Jennys pic and minimum shopping on the Stones pic to cover there wobbley bits ( as it were ) , i do have the original if you want !!
Looks like he's eating some russian olives...
Is that a positive ID zip/jinx? I'm thinking gooseberries.
Zippyt got it right off. That's my father-in-law, demonstrating the correct method for consuming ripe persimmons right off the tree.
DO NOT....I REPEAT....DO NOT attempt to eat a persimmon that is not ripe. You have to be there. :shocking:
Personally, I'd recommend not eating the ripe ones either. I hate persimmons.
What does a persimmon taste like? Are they sour?
As my father in law said, in answer to the exact same question, "They taste like persimmons."
I would characterize them as an almost-citruslike (but not quite) apricotish flavor...sorta. They have very large and numerous seeds for such a small fruit. The ones in the picture are about 1" across. When ripe, they are rather sweet, but not gloriously so.
I am told that an unripe one will shrivel your mouth up instantly, not unlike the effect produced by alum.
Hmm.... sounds like a rose hip. A rose hip is about the size of the persimmons in that picture. The flesh/ meat is only about 1/8 - 1/4" thick, and the center is filled with seeds that have a prickly feel to them.
An unripe rose hip will certainly give your taste buds a jolt!
According to dictionary.com, a persimmon is "the usually orange several-seeded globular berry of a persimmon that is edible when fully ripe but usually extremely astringent when unripe "
Must be an aquired taste :greenface
I just got a terrible chill. Spooky. It re-ran down my spine as I typed this.
The Church of Scientology, for which I have zero respect, has a "secret" landing strip and vault in the New Mexico desert.
Boing Boing just had a post about it, with links to aerial photos.
The vault apparently contains the writing of Hubbard and is there as a meeting place for the souls of the faithful after they die. In order to make it easier for the spirits to find, a rather large symbol of scientology is carved into the side of the mountain.
I'd guess that "our brothers and sisters are off in the Middle East risking their lives to secure America's fossil fuel future" is tongue in cheek, referring to the probable pro-war views on the part of H2 owners.
in the old days everybody could get a hummer if you could talk your girlfriend into it.
In my house you don't get a hummer while "pissing away" anything, that's for damn sure. :eyebrow:
Mama scorpion (Emperor scorpion) and the babies, of course.
I hate bugs. The way Indiana hates snakes.
As I look at that scorpion, I'm struck by how similar it looks to a crab. I've heard that some natives in the Amazon eat large spiders. I wonder if there is much meat on one of these things, and if it tastes like crab? It looks a lot like a soft shelled crab. Yum..
I do not voluntarily eat anything with poison sacs.
Crabs are, I hate to tell you, SEA SPIDERS!
There. I said it.
I do not voluntarily eat anything with poison sacs.
Depends on what you call poison doesn't it? :eyebrow:
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<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v620/theweaselking/legomonster2.jpg">
I gotta get me one of them Religion Free DVD players. I stuck a copied disc into my current one, and it popped up a message on the screen that said that I'd better pray I didn't get caught copying DVDs...
Ok - you got me with this one. What the fuck?
Queen's float in the S&M parade?
Is that Brian behind the wheel?
I don't want to sound stupid, but is that a realistic doll or a woman? The skin tone seems a little rubbery.
I think it's a real person. If I were her I'd sue the shit out of the plastic surgeon.
Here Ya go Bruce , A red neck Hele-o-copter !!!
HahHAHahahahaha!!! Oh my god that is something you would find around here!! (and it would still be fly-able according to the owner).
Looks like a crash dummy on the passenger's side.
sure as hell ain't me!!! :eek:
xoB..
Great. Now I feel like a total tard - I didn't even notice that it didn't have blades.
I really try to avoid flying in any form - here's a link to what happened the other day on our runway in Sitka. They totally downplay it, but I saw the damage myself. Not cool. Our runway starts & stops in the water so it's a bit unnerving when the plane isn't 100% when it hits the ground. Rough landings are par for the course on our runway - we are all used to them. I know all of the people that are quoted in the article, and they are all very well traveled, so this must have been damn scary!!
The best part is that it was the Disney plane!! Hahahaha!!
http://www.adn.com/news/alaska/ap_alaska/story/7270314p-7182043c.htmli've been in a similar situation the last 2 or 3 flights i've flown albeit not as severe. it sure is a nuts-in-throat feeling and takes alot of skill, rudder and extra airspeed to get the baby on the runway centerline. i've had people ask me if i'd like to fly up in Alaska to which i say, no, thank you. i'm not that ballsy yet.
Well, hell...no wonder you're squeamish. The damn runway is built out into the ocean for 2/3's of its length. It isn't even part of the damn land. Plus, it is right next to that giant volcano you posted the picture of the other day. I wouldn't want to fly into or out of there, either.
Topo
here.Jeez. The topo makes it look safe compared to this photo.
does the runway include cable arrestors, and are the planes outfitted with tailhooks?
Sure, put some blades on that baby and gas her up.
Dude I guess i just posted a pic from a weird angle , she has blades , there is just SOOOOO Much Kick ASS power that they are short ( Horse power -v- Blade area , etc,,,,,) . :lol:
Heres a better angle .
It's a Toyota Celicapter!
Yep - that's our runway. There have been many, many times we've landed and I've been curling my toes / clutching the handrests, hoping that we will stop in time. They are working on expanding the runway so that we can get planes bigger than 737s in here. We'll see if that happens.
xoB - I didn't even notice the Kim thing - that's funny! The weird thing is that one Kim is a woman, and the other is a man.
I saw this one in the news the other day. I don't know what is so funny about it, but it sure makes me laugh!
These guys look like some of those Peruvian mummies I've seen.
they look like they are about to pop !!!
they look like smoked bodybuilders to me.
like my brother's smoked turkey last holiday.
:love: :headshake :vomitblu:
looks like ooze seeping from her navel...
the expression says someone rammed a peice of rebar up her ass just as the shutter button was pressed.
Good thing she's wearing the padded bra.
It's not a padded bra, those are moobs.
[muffling hysterical laughter] Lumberjim - dayum.... dead sexy! [/laughter]
Here lumberjim... I'll join you.
heck yeah, that's what my abs look like....mmmmmhmmm...
and yes, my photoshopping sucks... I just didn't care.
Is that your actual face, Seak? 'Cause you're gorgeous! :)
Awww Els, your're just sayin' that cause you want my body. ;)
Yep - that's me with a wee bit o' photoshop magic. Somehow I couldn't replicate the natural tan of the bodybuilder, so I had to make do with a banana boat look.
As long as your body doesn't look like the one you grafted your face onto... :worried:
Hey Seak, did anyone ever tell you that you look like June Lockhart?
Damn Bruce , How many can you handle in your Harem ?????
I could ruin it for all of you and post the original picture sans photoshop.
Naahh......
In a virtual Harem? Virtually all of them. :cool:
:rotflol:
<a href="http://kutv.com/topstories/local_story_356200328.html">Boy gets knife stuck in forehead</a>
reminds me of a Ripley's believe it or not entry.
I like: "It's the best spot, you know, if you're going to have a knife in your head."
Good to know.
An Advert. that MUST be passed on ,
Jungle Love.
And where EXACTLY did that match JUST go ???
:eek: :eek:
Hah, wierd. That guy seems to be enjoying himself too much...
Reminds me: in my Uni Halls in December some guys came around giving out flyers for an "XXXMas Party" at some club, part of which was a 5ft penis-shaped bucking bronco, for which there was a prize for the person who stayed on longest. Very odd.
nice to see a mother and son enjoying each other...s company.
Or maybe the black guy is trying to figure out why the hell these white people are riding his cock like it's the last boat out of New Orleans?
Errrm. I don't see a black guy. I do see an Asian guy though!
"Up against the wall you REDNECK Mothers !!!!"
"One of you is stealing Puppy-Chow, and I am gonna find out who!!!"
"One of you is stealing Puppy-Chow, and I am gonna find out who!!!"
:biglaugha :rotflol: :lol2:
Damifino. Just a picture I came across surfing, Els. It's been on my PC for a week or so but I don't remember where I found it or if there was an explanation. That qualifies it for WTF.:) Actually pileups like that happen all to often these days.
I don't know who's mailbox this is either (Slang?).
charlton hestons
One of my colleagues took this picture when her daughter was pregnant.
If your coworker really took that picture,
please inform snopes.
Argh. And to think I'm the one in the office who usually checks all the urban myths.
Hold my hands up, I was fooled (I didn't think the woman in question was clever enough to lie - lesson learned).
I go by this almost every day here where I live.
After resizing, the quality isn't that good but, WTF?
Didn't Shel Silverstein write a book about that place? That's pretty cool!
This is almost directly in front of Carl Vinson V.A. hospital in Dublin, Ga.
I'm still wrestling w/ my program. I know we need not more than 147k on the images. My camera seems to wanna take over 1 meg shots. Help me out here.... what am I doing wrong? What are the settings on the resize? I think that sidewalk image was set at 600 x somewhatever pixels. That's the only way I coul get down to 147k. And the image is still way big. It's obvious I'm not too sharp on this end of my machine, but I reckon you gotta start somewhere. Maybe I just need to f@#k w/ it.
don't change settings on the camera. There should be software that came with your camera that will resize the image, then save it to a new name if you want to keep the full res image somewhere.
Resize it to about 4x6 inches , then check the size of the file , reduce it further if you need to , DON"T mess with the pixel count , that just fucks up the pic
what prog are you useing to mess with this image ???
I'm using an HP photosmart 435 camera. The software is HP photo and image director. (came with the camera). I'll try another one this evening and see how I do, now that you have given me some pointers. Thank you all so much.
I Second that IrfanView emotion, it's the easiest way to go (and free!)
Capnhowdy, just drag your pic to it, choose Image -> Resize/Resample and then use 'Set new size as percentage of original.' and pick a percentage. That's the quickest way to shrink it down and keep the picture quality. Cropping is super easy as well, just click/drag to select an area of the pic you want and Crop/CTRL-Y.
I usually resize my camera pics down a bit (50%?) to view fully on the screen, crop a bit to zero in on what I want, and then resize a bit more to make it manageable for email/posting.
IrfanView rocks! :thumb:
dar512 suggested Irfanview to me when I had the same problem - it's really easy to use & meant I could finally email my photos. It's well worth checking out.
If your pics are too big and you are working with regular Windows u should have the program PAINT? I think u can just shrink them in there... Open Paint, File >>open , u search your pic , open it , go to Image and you take the second one...to shrink and.... u fill in the % horizontal and vertical...everything below 100% is shrinking...everything above 100% is enlarging... :blush:
Unless I've been missing that particular feature after using paint for years (which is entirely possible, as I only found out after three years of driving my car that it has fog lights) ... it's sufficiently primitive that you have to do the actual math to resize images in both the horizontal and vertical directions. It doesn't do the calculations for you.
I went and checked it out - you can resize the pictures using the stretch/skew feature. It lets you pick which percentage you want to shrink/ enlarge it by.
Beyond that, I don't know anything else about paint cuz I only use Photoshop.
MS paint is from the dark ages, software-wise and its use is only slightly less painful than pounding nails into your head. Irfanview is free and useful and a pleasure to use. Do yourself a favor and download
Irfanview.
Talked me right into it. Be back soon with another wtf from my wtf town......
Since they passed the no smoking ordinance where I live we have a new restaraunt, which is really booming. Hope I got the resizing straight this time.
If you can't see what's written in the cigarrette, it says: Bring your butts on in.
I was going to guess bears.
Question: Is there a way to post a picture I have on my hard drive? As opposed to having it on a web site.
Now I'd have guessed the crouchy man in the middle would be the one with the boner....
This is making the rounds lately:
WTF is that supposed to be?
I'm guessing it's leech or lamprey (or somehing similar) mouths.
I'm guessing it's leech or lamprey (or somehing similar) mouths.
Please tell me that was faked. The reason I am asking is that there is loose skin, like a broken blister, at the bottom of one of the mouths.
Yechh.
Whoever 'shopped' it did a fine job. This image is almost revoltingly real. So what if i made that word up?
The fingerprints are matched even tho the outlines are slightly blurry.
Isn't that some kind of a stone/crystal thingie? I've seen these before.
these things look like rocks on the outside...open them up and it looks like that.
What the hell are those things? Someone help us out here.
these things look like rocks on the outside...open them up and it looks like that.
What the hell are those things? Someone help us out here.
geode. But the thing in the photo looks organic.
I googled lamprey mouth and browsed the images.
Thank you Happy Monkey!! I found this image very very close. Including the throat that looks like the finger bone. The teeth aren't a perfect match, but now I think I can sleep.
http://eebweb.arizona.edu/courses/ecol482_582/Lamprey_Photos/Lamprey_MouthB_Page_1.jpgfor some reason that pic reminds me of blade runner
wearing a chamber pot for a hat.
Is that Madonna on the wall, there?
I always thought Lynda Carter's skinny upper half didn't match her voluptuous lower half.
Wouldn't kick her out of bed, mind you, unless I wanted to fuck her on the floor.
New Orleans new plan by de mayor.
The inter-species mating is strange enough, but the two girls just sitting there watching the show is what really makes this picture.
Speaking of interspecies mating -- what chemical must the brain produce to cause one to drive with their baby in their lap? Yes, it's Britney.
Too many images to link, but WTF:
http://users.livejournal.com/_patrick_/3106681.html
If one of our Russian translators can step in here...
PIGS IN SPACE !!!!!
Make that ,
Happy ;) PIGS IN SPACE !!!!!
The translation site I found gives the title as "Ancient Soviet entertainment, Start of drunk pigs in air" which is about what I would expect!
Just don't hit Next. You may have to rinse your eyeballs.
Just don't hit Next. You may have to rinse your eyeballs.
Damn you're right. WTF.
Where's the bike's shadow?
The dude in the pink shirt just inhaled it.
The second guy in knows what to protect. He clearly has no confidence in his stuntman friend.
The advertising artwork of
Dimitri DaniloffI'm sorry,
this doesn't really fit in this thread but I wanted to post it and didn't know where - I figured since I exclamined WTF! several times while reading it was close enough.
There's more than a bit of a logical leap for me to believe that Robert the Crazy Guy who Sleeps on the Porch is there because his mother cleaned the catbox.
Well, my wife's OB/GYN ordered me to clean my wife's cat's litter box when she was pregnant because of this.
I bet my whole family is infected. Maybe that explains my Cellar addiction. What I don't understand is: how is it beneficial to my parasitical Toxoplasma gondii masters that I be addicted to the Cellar?
Damn cats.
The advertising artwork of Dimitri Daniloff
I wouldn't have know what was being advertised if I hadn't noticed the barely visible PS2 logo in the lower right corner. For a moment, I thought it was for some sort of robotic swingers club or something.
I wouldn't have know what was being advertised if I hadn't noticed the barely visible PS2 logo in the lower right corner.
Ooh, yeah. That'll make me run out and buy one. :right:
No, there's still eye-mouth, possibly both ways with the right angle.
I had a patient that used to do that, but the gratification was solely in the object insertion. He didn't need any further, um, insertion.
and I knew a dude that got out of the USMC for sticking a ballpoint pen up/ down there , they put him out for being CRASY !!!! ;) ;)
Hell all he had to do was sep out of formation , walk up to the CO and give him a BIG Sloppy kiss , sit down , light a joint , and wait for the MP's .
this was befor the politicaly correctness of today .
Yep. Today he'd get a good conduct medal and a promotion.
...and a date later that night.
These people look like poster children for a deepwater harbor donation campaign.
No idea. I found it
here, but they don't have any info either.
Seems to be contrary to the typical pirate style of hitting fast and hard and taking off with just a few small valuables or else stealing the whole ship. It takes a lot of time, and several small co-ordinated boats to pull this one off. Not to mention a pirate who knows how to use a ship's crane. Doesn't make much sense.
I'd love to hear the story behind it.
Here's one last image.
Could they be Buccaneer-Americans?
(They hate being called pirates)
Buccan-A Skippy !!!
All that trouble...... to steal a gazillion shoes.
probably don't want to cook your marshmallows over that.
If you've ever smelled a cat fart, you'd know that these guys are concerned that a terrorist attack might be underway.
And a cat up under the front bumper of the vehicle on the left?
While I can agree with the sentiment, I am having a problem with the need to do things like that. This desicration of the flag is NOT what we are about. How about leaving calling cards instead. He should have used a bigger flag.
Color values and shadowing are off on the flag. 'Shopped, and poorly at that.
Besides, we're killing light brown people this week, not dark brown.
At least Australia's ABC is honest (they do the live parliamentary reports)
Color values and shadowing are off on the flag. 'Shopped, and poorly at that.
Besides, we're killing light brown people this week, not dark brown.
And as fargon notes, it is desecration of the flag. Not patriotic, just sociopathic.
From a live journal image server like the one UT linked earlier:
I’ve eaten veg-raised meal worms, crickets and ants. I’ve never had silkworm pupae before. This can must be FDA approved (that’s not saying much) or importing them would be impossible. There is a nutritional label on them, translated to English. 21 grams of protein "per serving." Lest you are not horrified enough, they come in a soy marinade so I’m sure they look wonderful in their canned juices.
I’m a fan of bug-eating and cultures that use insects as a food staple. I don't get to do it often due to inconvenience and people de-friending me because I ate a bug. Fact: I’ll eat pretty much anything if it’s prepared in the right way (See zoophagy on my interest list). Cultural norms are funny and so are the people who don't question them.
Entomophagy is the fine art of bug-eating. If it crawls, it’s a great source of protein and a renewable resource. It’s more economical to raise insects than cattle and usually cleaner. Edible bugs tend to eat vegetable matter themselves and they breed quickly. It’s really no different than eating lobster, shrimp and crab. In Asia it's more common than beef.
I will eat these eventually. For now, I'm going to enjoy the aesthetic of leaving the can on my counter next to the spoon rest which reads, "Many people have eaten my cooking and gone on to live normal lives."
Few things actually have turned my stomach here, but this one did it. O.M.G. Ech.
At least the contents are pictured on the label.
How much shit have you bought in Asian Grocery stores with no idea of what you've purchased? Especially given cultural differences in advertising and labelling ... we put pictures of happy bumblebees on our tunafish cans.
If there's a picture of a cartoon worm or something on their cans, what's inside?
Don't forget my cautionary tale about octopus flavored snack crackers...
Entomophagy is the fine art of bug-eating.
The survival skills teacher at school is really into bug eating and is frequently cooking some up. My daughter is a good sport and had chowed various black crawly things and white squiggly larvae.... the boy is horrified by it. Refused to take a survival class because he thought he'd be required to eat a bug. Personally, I don't blame him...
I would definitely try it. I'm an adventurous eater.
why fat people shouldn't bugee jump........
There is some really weird crap on the main page for that site ...
but anyway ...
how the heck did it get under there? Back up into the bridge, or what?
My guess: the arm was pointing forward, and it hit the bridge at 60MPH. It smashed a hole in the bridge, and started being bent backward, also putting downward pressure on the flatbed, and snapping it off the truck. The cab swings upward, making a hole in the front edge of the bridge, before falling down and coming to a rest with the arm bent backwards on the back half of the flatbed.
Terrible waste of an old flathead. Someone should try to get that thing running again while still encased in tree. Might make a good tourist trap.
You might think a tree that big growing up through the engine compartment of a truck would shift the truck a little or lift it a bit into the air. Apparently, you would be wrong.
Only the tip-top of a tree grows up. The rest only grows out.
Posting WTF artistic photos is almost to easy. There's a lot out there. But I figure this is worth linking.
wtf? (Yes, it's safe for work.)I actually love the idea of that old truck sitting out back somewhere ... one day a maple whirlycopter drops into it or a squirrel stashes some acorns and forgets about them (I flunked tree identification by bark patterns in Girl Scouts) and folks just let 'er be ... for about what, 60 years or so?
The "pigs in space" series is hereby debunked, sorta.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/scottobear/96987694/
These are screen captures from a new Russian film: FIRST ON THE MOON (2005, directed by Aleksei Fedorchenko). It premiered at the Kinotavr film festival in Sochi last summer. It's a mockumentary about the Soviet Union's mission to put man on the moon. Here's the official site in Russian: www.1moon.ru/ and the photos that are in this post: www.1moon.ru/gallery.html
That's too bad. I liked the pigs in space story.
check out this wreck !!!!
http://worksafevideos.com/photos/cars/insurance_accident.html
The first rule of hauling an over size load is stay on route. Lest you find your self busti'n tires at Bosselmans. :driving: :cuss: :smack:
PS> IF you top out a load start drinking heavely.
You know, those Russkies are a lot more polite than I imagined. Its those little details, like a nice, shiny H-Bomb that let your enemies know that you really do care.
I think we beat them to the hand written personalisation bit though. (couldn't find the link)......
So, will additional warnings take the form of blistering, vomiting, or convulsions?
Photo by me. Near Iraan, TX 28 Feb 2006.
NBN. Wtf you doing in the asshole of the world?
NBN. Wtf you doing in the asshole of the world?
Because nearby I can get a shot like this:
Great shot NBN. Of course there's miles and miles of nothing around that part of TX.
Actually, that *is* an exploding gas plant on the horizon...it is just that it is very far away, and so very large that it takes several billion years to explode.
Because nearby I can get a shot like this:
Link to the full size version, pretty please ... :)
(wow)
Actually, that *is* an exploding gas plant on the horizon...it is just that it is very far away, and so very large that it takes several billion years to explode.
its a photo through time as well, considering the picture of the exploding nuclear fusion plant is 8min behind the foreground
That Bruce is OBVISLY a Marine !!!
you crazy yankies. love dont hate
oh yeah? well...
The caption says "in the museum of nuclear weapons in Arzamas-16."
...than...this???
Clever French advertising.
Clever French advertising
Now there's an oxymoron.
:eyebrow:
Clever+French=oxymoron
Okay, so it was funny in my head.
And i AM french....
And I AM french
Ah, that's ok then :)
And i AM french....
Well no luck, I'd say :lol:
I'm not exactly proud of it....it's my dad's fault, he was an arse.
:)
This is my in-law's Pastor's car. Pastor Hank is everything you'd expect of a backwoods (literally) Baptist preacher, only funnier. He's a big NASCAR fan (sort of goes without saying), to the extent that he felt compelled to tell me about his vacation trip to Darlington, where he purchased an official, certified NASCAR "souvenir"...a lug nut from someone or other's car, still with the residue of the adhesvie they use to keep it in place during racing. He was rather proud of it.
This is a stock Chevy Lumina which he went to some great pains to modify to resemble a NASCAR Lumina. This picture was taken in front of the church on Christmas Day (he and his wife only drive this on special days, partially due to the foam-wrapped PVC "rollcage" system inside).
Sure, you can figure out what it *really* is...but isn't it more fun to think that perhaps it is something different?
Would you open this letter? Be honest.
I did open one of those one time. It had a creepy picture of Jesus and dire warnings of what would happen if I didn't send them money. It was kind of like a form letter voodoo curse. Really weird.
Would you open this letter? Be honest.
Oh, hell yes. Free amusement like this only comes along once in a great while. You could also just write "Jesus doesn't live here...return to sender" on it and put it back out for the mail carrier.
Would you open this letter? Be honest.
One word - Anthrax.:worried:
Would you open this letter? Be honest.
someone went a little crazy with the underlining. it just doesnt make sense. there was no need to underline anything
someone went a little crazy with the underlining. it just doesnt make sense. there was no need to underline anything
They HAD to underline the important words in red. It's so Jesus can skim the letter. Then, after he skims the letter he pulls out his magickal bag and-voila!-there ya go!
They HAD to underline the important words in red. It's so Jesus can skim the letter. Then, after he skims the letter he pulls out his magickal bag and-voila!-there ya go!
dear jesus, spiritually physically, finacially. please dear lord, this letter. in this ones life the desires of the heart. we pray bless this letter. amen.
sounds more like the letter is going to get all the prayers
Jesus can fill in the blanks. After all, he is the Son of God. I suspect he can do all SORTS of cool things. Oh, ye of little faith.
just because youre the son of a hairdresser doesnt mean you know how to cut hair
If a cat has kittens in the oven, don't make them biscuits. :smack:
just because youre the son of a hairdresser doesnt mean you know how to cut hair
I believe his magic powers were inherited. :rolleyes:
maybe the godly gene is submissive to the more dominant human gene
designer genes? Let's hit the runway.
"intelligent designer genes" by CK
dear jesus, spiritually physically, finacially. please dear lord, this letter. in this ones life the desires of the heart. we pray bless this letter. amen.
Hey, it all makes sense with a little translation. I sought the help of the wee babelfish (English to German to French to Greek to English) and got this:
the expensive Jesus, enterprises naturally, finacially. asks the expensive Lord, this letter in them lives the wishes of heart us asks blesses this letter amen.
See? That's a lot more honest, isn't it.
Ha, I got one of those letters. It came with a "prayer rug". This was basically an optical illusion. It had a picture of Jesus with his eyes closed. If you stared at it long enough Jesus would appear to open his eyes and stare back at you. This means you're blessed and should send the church money right away.
It came with a "prayer rug". This was basically an optical illusion. It had a picture of Jesus with his eyes closed. If you stared at it long enough Jesus would appear to open his eyes and stare back at you. This means you're blessed and should send the church money right away.
Nope, it means you copped some very excellent 'shrooms! ;)
PS-hello, RaisenOx. I love your name!
Are 'shrooms still around?
I thought the gestapo started putting stuff in the cow chow to stop the growth.
Wow... talk about a flashback. Thanks, Brianna.
nice catch!!!! think about it....
WTF?
Let's think about a BILLION
Here's something thought provoking and a little disturbing!!!
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The next time you hear a politician use the word "billion" in a casual manner, think about whether you want the "politicians" spending your tax money.
A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into some perspective in one of its releases.
a.. A billion seconds ago it was 1959.
b.. A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive.
c.. A billion hours ago our ancestors were living in the Stone Age.
d.. A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet.
e.. A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and 20 minutes, at the rate our government is spending it.
While this thought is still fresh in our brain, let's take a look at New Orleans - It's amazing what you can learn with some simple division.
Louisiana Senator, Mary Landrieu (D), is presently asking the Congress for $250 BILLION to rebuild New Orleans.
Interesting number, what does it mean?
Well, if you are one of 484,674 residents of New Orleans (every man, woman, child), you each get $516, 528.
Or, if you have one of the 188,251 homes in New Orleans, your home gets $1, 329,787
Or, if you are a family of four, your family gets $2,066,012.
Washington, D.C. !!! Are all your calculators broken????
Maybe everyone should just flood their houses, then we can all be on the "big easy" street for the rest of our lives, and forget about working, and paying taxes and all that useless stuff! :cool:
by the time you counted to 2 billion youd be dead
thank god we can count in multiples
Well, if you are one of 484,674 residents of New Orleans (every man, woman, child), you each get $516, 528.
Houses weren't the only destroyed property. There's a hell of a lot of other infrastructure and commercial buildings.
There's been way too much talk in a picture thread, here, so here's this one.
I think the phrase at the right of this banner ad sort of sounds like something that LJ would say, perhaps right before, "Don't move, I'll get you a towel."
what the Hell would you call this ???
heavy Thongin'. ??
Thong draggin ??
Dragg'n ass ??
Beer haulin ??
O'l Lady haulin ??
Haulin ass ??
what the Hell would you call this ???
Being "drunk off your ass" :lol2:
I could have said "Australian Valentines Day", but not with Micheloeb Light.
Ted Kaczinsky?
Exactly. It sat in a warehouse in Sacramento for quite sometime. Someone purchased it for a hefty amount. I am not sure what he did with it though.
Having posted that, I guess it's not really a WTF image, exactly, except for the smiley, which makes it kind of hilarious in a way :)
what the Hell would you call this ???
A woman who knows the proper response to, "Bring me a beer!" ?
sometimes I think Els is all enlightened and everything. Then, he says something like the above and I get all hott for him. ;)
hey UT. wheres that pic from, looks like australia. not victoria. possibley NSW or SA.
hey UT. wheres that pic from, looks like australia. not victoria. possibley NSW or SA.
I hope you don't mind me butting in Kag, but I don't think it is NSW, because the cop's hat doesn't look right. Most of the cops in Sydney seem to wear blue hats of various shapes. I assume that the country police in NSW also wear blue hats/caps, but I can't swear to it.
Where ever its from, that's the funniest thing I've seen on the net in a while :)
sometimes I think Els is all enlightened and everything. Then, he says something like the above and I get all hott for him. ;)
I'm a true Pagan, and as such, I am fully engaged in the inherent duality of the Universe and my place in it. So I'm both enlightened *and* a male chauvinist pig.
I like to think of myself as versatile.
have a glass?
Looks like Frat Rush Night in Lilliput. Where'd they get the giant Solo Cups?
their big cups, but by the look of it theres not much in them... panzies
The girl on the right is telling the girl on the left that she used too much pressure when she was jumping the lowrider on the expressway.
drive it like ya stole it I guess !!!
Anybody else notice that the left side bridge pillar in the background has a partial double image of the top of the pillar and its associated suspension cables hovering ghostlike above the full image of the pillar?
yes and it has a very good explaination, you see... :bolt:
I think someone used the clone tool in photoshop to cover over some website's stamp.
Excellent thought. :thumb:
...for your loved one's military funeral? That's kinda messed up.
Sorry, forgot to quote - was referring to the pic with the inflatable Bush (the pres, not the other thing).
I realize that the average age of our war fighters is pretty young. But even so, this load of supplies really makes me wonder....how young? :lol:
The bottled water is for, obviously, soldiers while out on missions - 1 and 2 qt canteens just don't cut it, so they keep cases of bottled water in the backs of all the humvee's and other vehicles.
The baby wipes are for those missions that last quite some time (my longest one was 4 days out), and you don't really have time for a shower. Gaulding/chaffing is one of the worst enemies of an infantryman, that and jungle rot. Both slow you down - we can't have that.
I believe his magic powers were inherited. :rolleyes:
s'not magic... 'tis faith.
Are 'shrooms still around?
I thought the gestapo started putting stuff in the cow chow to stop the growth.
Wow... talk about a flashback. Thanks, Brianna.
Nope - they're still here. I ate 5 caps and 6 stems for my 24th this past February...
It'll never happen again.
Oh, sorry if I'm doing way too many posts in a short amount of time - first time here and I just got done reading this entire thread...
Im sorry about the size but it has more of an affect that way
Jeez, if I had a dollar for everytime I've had to say
that.
....how long ago did i post that??
Oh...and welcome to the Cellar, NoBarkDawg. :thumb2:
Thanks! I liked it as soon as I got here... Which, happened to be the funny looking pictures of all the little puppies... Now I forgot where they were...
now THAT'S weird.
can you say: hunting accident?
I have no idea where I found this...
http://tinyurl.com/guqjyI have no idea where I found this...
http://tinyurl.com/guqjy
That's a famous award winning dog. Seriously.
I forget his name, but he died recently.
Mama scorpion (Emperor scorpion) and the babies, of course.
I used to raise Emperors... that is not an Emperor, BTW... and they are very good mothers.
Well, if you took all of the mercury out of all of the fish......:right:
I'm unexpectedly attracted to that thing
Gonna' need a biiiiig fuckin' baaaaaskit!:right:
Is is fulla' chocolate?
theres a seperate thread for the self pictures bruce ;)
Well, if you took all of the mercury out of all of the fish......:right:
haha
When you come to Briana's I'm gonna call homeland security on your ass. :p
maybe im already there :yum:
A typical walk home from a day of shopping...
Hope they arent expensive shoes!
"If I just stay very still, he'll never see me."
I dare ya! ring the bell :lol:
I have a whole crap load more, I just don't want to feel like a spammer!
...Wow, i just read all 101 pages of this.
Do I not have a life or what?
oops.
I'll bet the guy plays a cigar box banjo, drinks chickory as coffee and uses the Sears catalogue as toilet paper, too.
bird movie
Man, I'm mesmerized by that flick... Poor little guy looks so contented, just chewing away, and YOINK!
I sooo need to call that number after the BBQ we just had
hahaha, that sign made no sense to me because its in another language.
i believe it translates to "Odour"
Poor... Kangaroo? Wallaby? I'm not too up on my marsupials, I've only been to Australia once and the only ones I had back in the states were possums. Yes, that's possoms, not opossoms. My parents are both alabamian, and I was born in texas, so I reserve the right to talk/write like a southerner, even though I've renounced all my other southern privelleges (like putting window stickers on pickup trucks that dont mean anything and getting tattoos that say things about my mother, though that's not nearly the whole list.).
It's a wallaby, yes.
And that's the saddest .gif file EVER.
http://www.luckymojo.com/hellmoney.htmlVery interesting history...very beautiful bills
thanks
It's a wallaby, yes.
And that's the saddest .gif file EVER.
I had to think twice why this is a wtf picture. Hahh...
And is it Canadian bacon? 'Cause if so - that's not really bacon.
She's holding tracts...this is a trick to get bacon lovers into church somehow.
Christ - dogs don't know it's not bacon!
Well not much of a "wtf" but it brings a smile to your face :D But amazing what people actually research!
Are those cartoon legs or a bad case of clone rash?
Christ - dogs don't know it's not bacon!
I hereby nominate this for the Greatest Hits thread...although it won't mean much out of context.
best wtf ive seen. creepy pope
Just call me Mr. Oblivious. I had to look at that picture for a bit before I figured out what was WTF about it.
LOL same for me when I first saw it
Bitch stole my fish!
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I am so making myself one of those.
What? the cat mat? or one of the lil kiddos?
I love those. That's a good one.
HM question , is that just a series of pics that are ligned up or are the displays clear ???
Each laptop has a photograph of what's behind it as its desktop background.
Cool , thats what I thought , but now days you can never tell .
Cool pic, but what's up with the stack o' bratwurst? Or is that something else?
Crisp Rice and bratwurst. The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast.
Good for the deer. When people talk about hunting as a sport, I tell them to go out in a loincloth with a flint knife and bring me a lion.
Now that would be a sport.
I'll go fetch you one with a sharp stick and some string, is that good enough?
just go to the zoo, its like shooting lions in a cage. in fact its exactly like shooting lions in a cage,
OK this could go one of two ways. Trade your kiddy in for maybe a better behaved one or maybe you wanted a little girl instead of a little boy :lol:
"the new sign looks great! the colours really make it lo...umm... excuse me, im pretty sure i ordered a space."
"oh im sorry, silly me! i never even gave it a thought, you'll be getting parents from all over town now thinking you sell clothes."
yeah, go before you're too old. :lol:
i dont care what you say, id still go her.
Ok, this is a picture I drew in Microsoft paint...I think it qualifies as WTF.
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Here's another...
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That should be "suppository." Took me the longest time to get it.
Yeah, I didn't think it looked right either, but I guess I was just too damn lazy to check the correct spelling
You know you'd be the first one I'd call.
I could have helped you with that. :blush:
:eyebrow:
Should I be scared?
I could have helped you with that. :blush:
As always, be sure he hasn't got both his hands on your shoulders.:eek:
Each laptop has a photograph of what's behind it as its desktop background.
Here are some more.Very simple.... take a picture, put it on the laptop as wallpaper, then line up the camera, laptop and background, right?
Well how in hell do you put the picture on the laptop that's turned on an angle and have it appear straight? :confused:
easy
Are these see-through images photoshopped onto the laptop screen portion of the image rather than displayed on them?
That picture is a real picture of real laptops, showing what is actually on their screens.
What they do is this: Set up the camera on a tripod, set up the laptops.
Take a picture of the scene with the laptop open (#1), and with the laptop closed(2).
Take the part of the background covered by the screen in Pic #1 from pic #2, and load it into photoshop. Turn it and convert it so with will look correct, from the correct angle, when loaded as wallpaper. Load it as wallpaper on the laptop, and take a new, final picture.
Of course, in that one, they did this three times, for three "overlapping" laptop screens.
Here's how I'd do it. I don't know if it's how they do it:
Take pictures from a tripod with and without screens.
Overlay them, and on the "without" picture, mark the locations of the corners of the screen on the "with" picture.
Cut out the quadrilateral marked by those corners, reshape it into a rectangle, and set that as the desktop.
Retake the picture with the screen.
Redo it for each layer.
I wonder what's in the skillet? Eggs?
Anyway, it's a pretty sweet set-up.
Hey! Ya gotta do what ya gotta do!
re the laptops..... if you liked that, you may like the 'infiniite cats project' which does a similar sort of thing.....
http://www.infinitecat.com/...if you liked the Infinite Cat Project check out
http://www.stuffonmycat.com/Or how about
some talking cats?
Oh Don piano...
And don't forget
cats in sinks...
Now we know what face a dog makes when it is longing for the sweet release of death.
"The Death of Dignity.
Poor pug.
It took me a minute to see what was "wtf" about that van. But then..... :O
Did someone etch that picture in the dirt on that van? Or is it a weird paint job?
yeah, it looks like a never take it to the car wash ephemeral-type art.
Not really a WTF, but cool anyways.
I'll bet you can see that sign - chock full of buckshot holes - all over Texas.
"I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "For proof denies faith and without faith I am nothing."
"But," says Man, "The Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It proves that you exist, therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED."
"Oh," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.
"Well," says Man, "That was easy!," and goes on to prove that black is white and is killed at the next zebra crossing.
^all from memory, too...
BTW...
Don't make me do it!... you are evil and must be....
Perhaps they are "growing" helmets? :eek:
Proof of concept for VW Beetle design?
Anyone know what the f*** this bug is? Looks like a cross between a bee, a wasp and a bat. :) Hard to tell from the pic, but it's probably about twice the length of a normal bee. I'm in Austin, TX, but can't find a pic of this in the Texas bug books I have.
Anyone know what the f*** this bug is? Looks like a cross between a bee, a wasp and a bat. :) Hard to tell from the pic, but it's probably about twice the length of a normal bee. I'm in Austin, TX, but can't find a pic of this in the Texas bug books I have.
Maybe a
hummingbird clearwing moth? The color isn't quite the same, but the color pattern and body shape is about right.
Nice find! :thumb: Definitely a clearwing moth, looks like it could be a Snowberry Clearwing Moth based on the coloration. Mine seems to have shorter wings than the ones in these pics, but I've been told size isn't everything.
Some more links with pics for those interested.
http://www.birds-n-garden.com/snowberry_clearwing_hummingbird_moths.html
http://www.images.on.ca/Cossey/pages/Moth_Sphinx_Snowberry_Clearwing.htm
http://www.whatsthatbug.com/images/snowberry2.jpg
http://www.cirrusimage.com/moths_snowberry_clearwing.htm
thanks again Happy Monkey!
I found this when I was cleaning out my dad's apartment. It was apparently over printed with black and inflated from 10 whatevers to 10,000 whatevers.
So there you have it. Actually, I have it.
If my math is right this may be worth fifty U.S. cents.
córdoba (C$)Nicaraguan monetary unit from 1912 to 1988. Relatively stable for most of that period, the córdoba's value plummeted in 1985. By mid-1988 the official rate was US$1 = C$20,000 (US$1 = C$60,000 on the black market), and the córdoba was replaced by the new córdoba (C$n; q.v.) at a rate of 1,000 córdobas to 1 new córdoba.
Maybe a hummingbird clearwing moth? The color isn't quite the same, but the color pattern and body shape is about right.
We get a lot of those here... when in flight they look like a hummingbird.
other examples of hyperinflation of currency:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyperinflation
Nicaragua
Nicaragua went through the worst inflation from 1987 to 1990. Before 1987, the highest denomination was 1,000 cordobas. By 1987, it was 500,000 cordobas. In the 1988 currency reform, 1 new cordoba was exchanged for 1,000 old cordobas. The highest denomination in 1990 was 10,000,000 new cordobas. In the mid-1990 currency reform, 1 gold cordoba was exchanged for 5,000,000 new cordobas. The overall impact of hyperinflation: 1 gold cordoba = 5,000,000,000 pre 1988 cordobas.
I have a pre-WWII Deutschmark that's been stamped for a higher denomination somewhere in a box that I haven't opened since I moved 12 years ago.
Hard to compete w/you, Bruce, when it comes to DoDads.;)
Bruce, I've been holding back on the doodads until i got a new 'puter w/ dsl capability. Now you'll have to contend w/ not only my collection of doodads but my late dads dodads.
I'll post his CSA uniform buttons made into cufflinks tomorrow.
aussie will find this funnier
who really saved the miners?
What about this one ... 500 billion Dinara from Yugoslavia back in 1993. Hard to imagine anytime that 500 billion of ANYTHING would be worth nothing.
I remember a couple years ago, Turkey slashed six zeros from the end of every denomination of money.
The information sheet that came with this has a table of the monthly inflation rates that occurred. The single month of Jan 94 had an inflation rate (are you ready for this?) of 313,563,558 % ....
:lol2: I GOTTA GET ME ONE OF THESE PUPPIES!
Kagen, theres some serious air brushing gone on there!!
Kagen, theres some serious air brushing gone on there!!
really? unlike you i wasnt checking out DH that closely ;)
FO REALS, YO!
Where were you, when the machines came down from the sky?
:lol2: I GOTTA GET ME ONE OF THESE PUPPIES!
I have a cousin who buys used cars at auction and he told me that stretch limos do not have a long lifespan, so you might be able to get one cheap and have your own.
Where were you, when the machines came down from the sky?
Now I want a new miter saw for Father's Day. ;)
I have a cousin who buys used cars at auction and he told me that stretch limos do not have a long lifespan, so you might be able to get one cheap and have your own.
A few years ago we were rideing thru the bean and rice fields , my mind was waundering and I woundered what they did with old limos , about then we passed a small house , by this small house there was an old limo and a lady was loading about 15 kids in to it , I have since seen them cruseing about .
Weird when that happens !!
Bears killed and ate a monkey in a Dutch zoo in front of horrified visitors, witnesses and the zoo said Monday. In the incident Sunday at the Beekse Bergen Safari Park, several Sloth bears chased the Barbary macaque into an electric fence, where it was stunned.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060516/ap_on_fe_st/netherlands_bear_eats_monkey;_ylt=A86.I2FX2mlEHwUBxRXtiBIF;_ylu=X3oDMTBjMHVqMTQ4BHNlYwN5bnN1YmNhdA--That's awesome. bears rule.
Where were you, when the machines came down from the sky?
I actually saw a program on Discovery about the moving of this behemoth. Awsome freaking things, they are. They can scoop up your average neighborhood in a couple of hours.
I realize that this is not the image association thread, but the previous pic reminded me of the work of Giuseppe Arcimboldo.
Here's one example:
I realize that this is not the image association thread, but the previous pic reminded me of the work of Giuseppe Arcimboldo.
Here's one example:
Well thanks for being bad with me? ( Maybe I need a discription of what the threads mean because I am sure when I saw it that previous art work I said,"wtf?"! :p so naturally......
Pretty darn cool find you have there too dar512 :) wtf? !
ok I went out and fetched something. else
It's a Public Bathroom in Beijing.
I realize that this is not the image association thread, but the previous pic reminded me of the work of Giuseppe Arcimboldo.
Here's one example:
ive seen that. at the louvre i believe
Beijing? Maybe in a really fancy hotel or something. Most public bathrooms in Beijing are neither that private nor that nice looking. Most are stained concrete with stuff probably living in the corners if you dare get that close. Though yes, you do go in a hole. Sometimes with plumbing, often without.
ive seen that. at the louvre i believe
me too, and it's just as wrong in the flesh as it is on the web.
eww :greenface
ive seen that. at the louvre i believe
Right in one. That's where I first saw it also. It impressed me so much, I made a note of the artist's name.
and then they all sing the Mickey mouse theme song !!!
The title for the previous picture translates to: "Many Asian hunters with hemorrhoids".
I'll bet that looks great in front of that mobile home.
Just think, Mr. Postman...no more cold lunches!
Huuuu ,
What the FUCK are You LOOKIN AT !!!!!
Damn laxatives don't take long do they?
Anyone have some Beano or Gas-ex?
I'll bet that looks great in front of that mobile home.
That was my first thought also. But hey its recycling. Otherwise that microwave would be taking up space in a dump somewhere.
I'm makin' a frickin' T-shirt out of that fiddle-playin' Vader!
Everybody on board has to think really happy thoughts.
Everyone has to eat beans before the flight.
Stranger still is the fact that those "Super Guppies" are built on an original B-29 airframe...the same type of plane that nuked Japan.
HoTMaiL
Ah...so that's what it says on the decals on the door. Now this makes some sort of sense. Not good sense, but sense.
:blush:
Until you mentioned it, I didn't even notice the decals on the door.... But, um, yeah. Yeah!
wow, even elephants have their prostates checked at age 40. an ounce of prevention....
Jeeze...god forbid I concentrate on carrying my child, I mean that is why I have bodyguards, right?
And WTH is she wearing? Since when do halters go with contrasting bra's?
Stormie
*what britney was thinking at that moment*
"shit! nearly spilled me drink, I hope thats not on E!"
And WTH is she wearing? Since when do halters go with contrasting bra's?
Stormie
like forever :p
This trailer park tart is knocked up again, to top it all off. I mean, I'd do her, but reproducing would be out of the question. Where the hell was she boozing at that she had her baby with her? And who dressed her?
All I have to say...
Is "Beverly Hilbillies".
Um, is there a spiral shaved into the kid's hair?
Um, is there a spiral shaved into the kid's hair?
Looks that way.
Poor Brit. First she's a skank. Then, she's a dumb skank for driving with little k-fed in her lap and not a car seat. THEN she's a super-dumb skank for driving with little k-fed in a car seat but facing forward in the car instead of backwards. Then baby falls while Nanny is taking care of him and hits his pumpkin head and now this. It's genetic. There's nothing we can do. :neutral: I hope that little dude doesn't have brain or neck damage from all this nutty stuff. Maybe Brit thinks he's a stunt baby?
Kevin Federline, aka Mr. Spears. You are excused for not keeping up with the utterly pathetic youth culture
You are excused for not keeping up with the utterly pathetic youth culture
Hey, I have the pathetic youth culture
thrust upon me. I don't go looking for it.
I just have to ask, what the fuck is this? How to gut a rabbit with no knife?
yep. you can do the same thing with snakes.
I have the exact same illustration in a survival book, but with an english explanation.
I think "skin" is more likely than "gut", but I dunno...
The bowel inverts or what?
I like how the illustration shows the nasty guts flying away, cleanly behind you. Do you think it really works out like that? Or maybe, with a little practice.
Since I can't read Russian, I'm assuming that step number one is to knead the rabbit, to loosen the guts. Kind of like the old "Ronco Inside The Egg Shell Egg Scrambler." I bet with the guts all loosened up, they can squirt out the anus easier.
I bet you are right Flint, I bet you get gut-splatter on your back like riding a bike in the rain without a rear fender.
Kind of like the old "Ronco Inside The Egg Shell Egg Scrambler." I bet with the guts all loosened up, they can squirt out the anus easier.
...the [SIZE="2"]
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???
Only a few short years ago, every teen boy wanted her and every teen girl wanted to be her.
The pink g out the top of the jeans is such a pleasant look
The whale's gotta have a tail, you know.
Hell I'm sometimes riding a gal who works as a bagger at grocery store that looks better than that, but also nuts.
Hell I'm sometimes riding a gal who works as a bagger at grocery store that looks better than that, but also nuts.
Seriously - I just want to smack good ole Brittney around. And frankly - I could probably make a lot of money for selling tickets to that fight...... hmmmmmm. :cool:
Was this taken before or after she almost spilled her drink when dropping the baby in the link a few pages above? Same fine outfit.
Was this taken before or after she almost spilled her drink when dropping the baby in the link a few pages above? Same fine outfit.
im guessing after since she never picked up the babies hat
im guessing after since she never picked up the babies hat
So if her kid and Michael Jackson's have a play date, whose house is safer?:p
So if her kid and Michael Jackson's have a play date, whose house is safer?:p
:lol:
I wish there was some way to stop her breeding, well, and appearing in public...and I definitely NEED her to stop singing....am I wanting too much???
...and you aren't so eager to wash it off after you've been deep in it.
...and you aren't so eager to wash it off after you've been deep in it.
:eyebrow: ewww
Wow...
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That cold sore on his lip IS bad! And it's not every day you see someone with hair that stupid...
This is a real, working camera, that you can download.
Download the camera. Print it. Cut out out. Put it together. Add film.
Voila! Pictures!
http://www.linatree.com/default.html?lang=en-us&target=d70.html:lol:
I wish there was some way to stop her breeding, well, and appearing in public...and I definitely NEED her to stop singing....am I wanting too much???
one of my favorite websites,
www.gofugyourself.com, has a nice little ditty to go along with this pic of Brit and Babe. They believe she quit showering some time ago.
Now THAT's something I wouldn't wanna live near... Imagine waking up in the morning, throwing back the curtains and... AH!
That fountain face is actually the roof of an extremely energy efficient building in Wattens Austria. I don't remember the details, but they collect solar energy through side windows and use all that dirt on the roof as insulation to trap the heat. It's a research place looking at passive solar energy. They have lots of sculptures built in to the roof and sides of the building. There's a neat hedge maze nearby in the shape of a giant hand. It's a bit over the top, but the principles behind the place are pretty sound.
Edit: Actually, I think I'm getting two places mixed up. This fountain is right next door to the place I mentioned above and is a crystal company
this thread sure could use some music :p
http://static.flickr.com/50/152053421_d282dd98ba_o.jpg
Edit: fixed. . . . thanks noodle.
dude. nsfw
dagnabbit. . . . i meant to put that string-pickin' fool in the WTF NSFW thread. :thepain3:
Until you posted that I had no idea what was WTF about that pic... I am a dufus.
MY attention was riveted...
one of my favorite websites, www.gofugyourself.com, has a nice little ditty to go along with this pic of Brit and Babe. They believe she quit showering some time ago.
Cool site Bri, will be marking it as a fav....they bag all the bimbo's I dislike :)
MY attention was riveted...
hah! :p
Are you guys riveted by breasts because you want to suckle, or because you want to suckle?
What part of "There's a separate thread for non-work-safe images" was too complicated?
My contribution.
WTF, among other reasons, because the world record is 1335 pounds, and it required a specially modified machine, and all the capillaries in the lifter's eyes burst when he made the push.
Pat Robertson can leg-press < 200 pounds for 10 reps > ???
WTF, among other reasons, because the world record is 1335 pounds, and it required a specially modified machine, and all the capillaries in the lifter's eyes burst when he made the push.
Clearly, it is because he wasn't drinking Pat's shake. Duh.;)
Pat Robertson can leg-press < 200 pounds for 10 reps > ???
If you weigh 200 pounds, then you are leg-pressing 2000 pounds every ten steps!
You are supposed to be able to make waffles from the shake too... yup WTF!
the real wtf: "traveling the globe as a statesman"
ummm
i found this looking for "calm" pictures for the "how are you feeling" thread
2 words
WHATHA FUCK?
i just realised what
site that came from and i hope i didnt offend anyone :robot:
but it still looks photoshopped to me.
the only (half-assed) explanation i can think of is that perhaps you misstyped "clam" :right:
i just realised what site that came from and i hope i didnt offend anyone :robot:
but it still looks photoshopped to me.
I'm offended. But I wonder - if you pull the plug on his stomach - will he deflate?
the only (half-assed) explanation i can think of is that perhaps you misstyped "clam" :right:
...i like it :rolleyes:
I saw a kid with this while walking down the street in nyc a couple of months ago. It was pretty much heart breaking. He just stared people down, waiting to see their reaction, it seemed. He was probably in forst or second grade.
What a bummer.
This really belongs in the Ye Olde Video Clips thread, but it's
the video version of the Darth Virtuoso on page 112 of this thread.
Maybe some kind of Nike ad?
Maybe some kind of Nike ad?
yeah, cause she's gonna have to get the hell out of there after giving birth to a black baby and her husband is gonna freak!
gotta be a National Guardsman. No offense.
nope - guardsman would say "do you know what i do on the outside? screw you."
When I was a kid, I could easily have gotten myself into a similar situation. That chair looks like it would be fun to wear as a sort of suit of armor with horns in front. I can even picture this kid chasing other kids around with that chair on him, only to realize his mistake when it was too late.
The candy in the boy's mouth really pisses me off for some reason. I mean, I can think of several reasons it might be there, and some are even legitimate--like it might keep him from wailing about how his head is stuck in a chair--it just irritates me.
I have had to remove a few pairs of hand cuffs from kids that waounered into mom and dads bed room and said hey ya'll watch this !!
I have had to remove a few pairs of hand cuffs from kids that waounered into mom and dads bed room and said hey ya'll watch this !!
But the question is, who swallowed the keys?
Sex can wait? Since when?
since i decided i was going to be an engineer and realised i wouldnt get any as one
if you were an interior decorator you'd only be getting it in the caboose.
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2006/05/060530-duck-alien.html
May 30, 2006—As if bird flu fears weren't enough to make ordinary waterfowl suddenly seem creepy, now there's this: an x-ray of a duck with what looks like an alien hiding in its gut. Workers at the International Bird Rescue Research Center (IBRRC) in Fairfield, California, took the x-ray May 21 while treating a mallard duck that had been found with a broken wing.
The scientists—not likely prone to feats of imaginative fancy—were surprised by what they saw: a head snarling at them from within the bird's gizzard (see lower right of photo).
"We're a 35-year-old organization, and we've seen a lot of things—bullets, fish hooks—but this is the first time anything like this has shown up," IBRRC executive director Jay Holcomb told the
San Francisco Chronicle.
since i decided i was going to be an engineer and realised i wouldnt get any as one
Zing! :lol2:
Woo! Fire! Gorgeous picture of those flames, the way they curl and the shades and such. I really like fire (not in a pyromaniac kinda way).
UFIA!
(sorry, I read FARK sometimes)
An online friend lives about 20 miles from where the digging is going on ...
A local bakery is selling Jimmy Hoffa Cupcakes.
as the kids say:
suh weet!
Looks like those bloomers are crotchless. Slutty Pilgrims.
Snow in Italy...in June! :eek3:
more effects of global warming. (no im not being sarcastic either)
Now that would be the mother of all doodads.
Now that would be the mother of all doodads.
Well you
missed your chance.
The world's most dangerous yard sale. (Dept. of Energy sells nuclear materials to private citizen)
(snip)
In June 1993, Johansen received a bid solicitation from E G & G Idaho Inc., one of three contractors that run the Idaho lab. His curiosity was piqued by the fact that the items for sale were stored at the warehouse complex across the street from his used car lot. The inventory list didn't make clear exactly what the components were, but he noted that several were listed as "VES," which he knew from previous auctions meant vessels, probably stainless steel. These, Johansen reasoned, might have some resale value to a chemical company.
Potential bidders were invited to inspect the material, and at the appointed hour Johansen and a few other local businessmen were ushered into Building 16. Several aspects of the scene immediately attracted notice. Outside was a sign that read "No Trespassing ... by authority of section 229 of the Atomic Energy Act of 1954." Just inside the door were two armed guards. And inside the warehouse itself stood what struck Johansen as a "massive" collection of steel slabs and cylinders.
The warehouse manager, Jim Roker, told the businessmen that they were looking at parts of a scrapped plant for reprocessing nuclear fuel. According to Johansen, Roker said, "I can't believe they're selling this stuff." (Roker denies making the latter comment, but says someone else might have.) But the plant, formally known as the Fuel Processing Restoration Project (FPR), was not going to be built--the Bush administration had canceled the project in 1992--and the Energy Department's Idaho branch had tired of paying rent on the hardware.
Designed in the early eighties during the sky's-the-limit period of defense spending, the FPR was intended to replace an older reprocessor at the Idaho lab that gobbled up spent fuel from the nuclear Navy and various government reactors and spat out uranium-235, a highly enriched fuel. The uranium was then shipped to the Energy Department's lab in Oak Ridge, Tennessee, where it was refabricated into fuel for a reactor that produced plutonium and tritium for nuclear warheads. But highly enriched uranium can itself be used to make a nuclear bomb. Uranium-235 is not as potent as plutonium. That stuff (justifiably) caused much international panic this past summer when German law enforcement officials arrested various individuals attempting to smuggle out samples widely suspected to have originated from Russia's lax nuclear research facilities.
(snip)
id hire him. id be stupid not to. thats a lot of experience
And just think of his connections...
The Marines think this is funny.
The driver is like "What, do I amuse you?"
The Marines think this is funny.
We get blamed for everything. I guess it's because we DO everything. :rolleyes:
the SAS do everything. the marines just like calling themselves marines and being shown in movies.
Now K don't start THAT stuff , Us JarHeads are prowd of our service ,
We are All just grunts .
How ever the SAS , Green Breates , Marine Recon , Navy Seals , they ain't JUST grunts , walk up to ANY of them and call them a grunt , and well I'll see you after you get out of the hospitol .
im sorry
what i meant was:
the AUSTRALIAN army does everything. ;)
like drink all the beer......heehee.....
well I guess they Have to , being so FAR from CIVILATION That is ;)
Green Breates?
zippy, you been drinkin' Bro?
Foot when have you seen me posting sober here ???
answer ,RARELY !!!
Foot when have you seen me posting sober here ???
answer ,RARELY !!!
Point. Point.
Still, I'll have to try that one on my uncle, the green breate.
hahah. He's pretty mellow these days.
Here ya go ladys , A chance for a perp to say " I just got shot with THAT !!!!???"
only the really cool people get shot by those guns
I'm hoping it's one of these, but only because their production has been discontinued.
I'm against guns that look like toys, because then toys that look like guns get taken seriously by cops.
Here in Taiwan, all the BB Guns are just as realistic as any real pistol. 'Course, there is just about no crime here and very little gun ownership, so...
Must be Russia. They got that whole bear thing going on.
Backhoe versus bridge. He must have been moving at a good clip to dig that far in.
Thats called a Track Hoe .
I thought a Track Hoe was one that worked down by the railway station.
ba-rump-bump-crash
No that would be Track HO ,
My spellin' may be bad but I do knoe the differencr betweet a Hoe and a HO .
No that would be Track HO
I thought that was 1/87th scale track ...
Oh he saved some time ,,,,
Esquzwee me , did I say saved , I ment SPENT some time , money , company bond ( just for F-Ups like this ) and probley arrest .
Nice airbag design, that. Protects the little head at the risk of the big one.
wasnt the truck/bridge an old IoTD?
I think it was, in fact...
i think that was a semi that hit a bridge then caught fire.
Nice airbag design, that. Protects the little head at the risk of the big one.
Would you call its deployment a "blowjob"?
I thought that was 1/87th scale track ...
midget hookers
wasnt the truck/bridge an old IoTD?
Figures. I guess I'm not up to date.
Do you suppose this is what those teachers are wearing to seduce boys? :D
LMAO! That's awesome. The other day I pulled up the drudge report and saw 3 or 4 tickers flashing regarding news about teachers/students...I was starting to wonder myself. Gosh. It's always nice to know "the rest of the story." Thanks B.
LMAO! That's awesome. The other day I pulled up the drudge report and saw 3 or 4 tickers flashing regarding news about teachers/students...I was starting to wonder myself. Gosh. It's always nice to know "the rest of the story." Thanks B.
Yep, it's true and when she gets them home she feeds them paste.
Found on the door of a bathroom stall in a Hard Rock Cafe in Beirut.
Hard Rock Cafe.
The one in Beijing had that in BIG military block letters over the entrance.
EDIT: oh wait, John already said it... I dont feel as special anymore...
no weapons allowed.
Unless it's one of these..........
anyone that is stupid enough to buy that is stupid enough to still face it to their head like a normal gun and just scare the shit out of themselves or kill someone
go ahead and post, bdrewen
Only a few years later did the Germans realize it was much more economical to extract the gold teeth before you buried someone.
Here Be Dragons, eh? Is your plant downriver from a nuclear waste storage site?
Nah, Homeland Security is just getting really creative with their patrols.
When You Are In Deep Trouble...
Look Straight Ahead...
Keep Your Mouth Shut...
& Say Nothing!!!
Now this is kind of kewl!
Here is a link to a bunch more like this
They are completely made out of cans! Someone has a bit too much time on thier hands :))
It's either here or the humour thread - not for sensitive Germans, and probably released because it's the World Cup in Germany - from a local brewery (the brewer and the beer are both genuine - actually the beer is quite a nice pint) and no need for further comment really:
.
So I'm guessing they aren't targeting the German market with this product?
eww Bruce. I didn't think you could top the ugly Zark photos. You did.
ugg. it's hard to look at..Is that a mask? Maybe he was the one who got sat on by the hippo.
ugg. it's hard to look at..Is that a mask? Maybe he was the one who got sat on by the hippo.
Yes it's a mask. You can tell if you look at the eyes.
The Spitfire ads are priceless. I loved the "Downed all over Kent" poster. I also noted the resemblence of the "Victoria Cross" model to Victoria Beckham aka (Posh Spice) and wife of soccer star David Beckham.
btw, the hippo ain't a hippo.
the head is too small
Or the butt too big? :) A mask? Hèhè, why people wonder? Because of the realness of the double mouth! :rolleyes:
Yes it's a mask. You can tell if you look at the eyes.
yep, and the mouth. I didn't actually see the eyes. Thanks.
btw, the hippo ain't a hippo.
what is it then pray tell?
the head is too small
Its mouth is closed so it makes the head look small?
Or the butt too big?
That's because it's out of the water?
I am feeling sympathy for the hippo right about now. It was probably a doubting thomas under him too. "mocking' Hey you ain't a hippo. Your butt's too big, your heads too small * splat *
Or a nice pair a stuffed pants and boots called " Johannes and Petrus" :D :p
& i actually thought I was gonna be able to call bs on you. Damn.... chance of a lifetime.
Nope, I'm wrong.
It appears to be a pygmy hippo.:blush:
Sitting on a pygmy?
no biggie bruce.... ....I don't care. Some of us creatures
DO look diffrent out of the water and with our mouths closed. :)
ok, it's a pigmy hippo. * wink wink*
check out these tracks..... wow....
@ John. I saw that bee before. Incredible!
Is that bee for real?:vomit:
@ Skysidhe, we've had that pic before too
It's good to know, Kagen, that you're on the alert here to point out if a picture's been posted before. IMO, some of the pictures and comments you post would be better if never posted at all.
It's good to know, Kagen, that you're on the alert here to point out if a picture's been posted before. IMO, some of the pictures and comments you post would be better if never posted at all.
like this one?
FUCK YOU!
should that have not been posted?
IMO, keep your opinions to yourself. i mearly stated i had seen the picture before and that it was on the Cellar. i did not say that a picture is not allowed to be posted twice. or that everyone should check the entire cellar before posting any picture or comment just to make sure we dont double up on anything.
if you dont like my posts. then please, keep reading them so you get more annoyed with each passing moment.
FFS.
hey...I...I like Kagen.
Whassa matter?
eeeeeeeeeeeeeccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
hehehe i think i went over the top. but it was fun.
like this one?
FUCK YOU!
should that have not been posted?
IMO, keep your opinions to yourself. i mearly stated i had seen the picture before and that it was on the Cellar. i did not say that a picture is not allowed to be posted twice. or that everyone should check the entire cellar before posting any picture or comment just to make sure we dont double up on anything.
if you dont like my posts. then please, keep reading them so you get more annoyed with each passing moment.
FFS.
Yep. Just like that one.
Obviously, you understand it's not realistic to make sure an image isn't a duplicate. So, you're just pointing out an image has been posted before? Right. You're just being a dick.
And you're right. I am tired of reading your posts. Your total lack of wit in the "Word Association" thread bugs the shit out of me. So, good idea. I'll block your retarded posts by putting you on my ignore list.
Yep. Just like that one.
Obviously, you understand it's not realistic to make sure an image isn't a duplicate. So, you're just pointing out an image has been posted before? Right. You're just being a dick.
And you're right. I am tired of reading your posts. Your total lack of wit in the "Word Association" thread bugs the shit out of me. So, good idea. I'll block your retarded posts by putting you on my ignore list.
riiiiight. good luck with that. anyway, seeing as though i didnt know you existed before. i guess i'll just keep on not caring. actually, try posting something from time to time that doesnt involve trying to have a go at me, that way i might be able to see just how witty your posts can be.
Ya know... Who really gives a rats behind if the picture has been posted before.... Some people might not of seen it somewhere else. Somepeople don't want to look at every single post in every thread just to make sure a picture hasnt been posted. I posted one that was in the IoTD thread but meh. I forgot that it was there. And right now, I don't want to see this thread locked because someone is having a hissy fit.
Kagen4o4, if someone repost a pic in here of a picture that was probably posted 20 years on this site, ya don't really have to point it out so bluntly. Chill. Say something like "yea that pic was posted once before, but still a great picture!" Maybe provide a link to the original :) Just offering a suggestion. I have a crap load of WTF type of pictures and would love to post them, but some have been posted before and I don't know if others that I have have been cause I'm not going to spend several hours just browsing throu threads. Anyway... Here is a WTF from me :)
Cant wait for the movie next year!
*sigh*
who cares if i said it had been posted before. maybe then people can search the cellar forums and find more information on it. whatever, who cares? why are people making such a big deal out of it? theres nothing worse than someone pointing out that someone pointed out it had been posted before.
and yes the movie should be damn good. apparently they are getting the original actors for the voices.
It's Chitty Chitty Bang Bang!
I'd like to block the retarded posts as well, but then none of my posts show up.
And FYI Kagen, you aren't the first person to post "fuck you" to someone, mr. originality.
:D;)
haha guys and your funny posts. ....hey, who says "ha ha isn't witty banter". :)
I'll argue with that right about now.
haha guys and your funny posts. ....hey, who says "ha ha isn't witty banter". :)
That was me.
[SIZE="1"]I never did get the hang of rhetorical questions.[/SIZE]
I love the puppystomping horse.
That was me.
[SIZE=1]I never did get the hang of rhetorical questions.[/SIZE]
It wasn't quite rhetorical. I always think of it when I post 'haha' :blush:
Quite witty dar.
I love the puppystomping horse.
I did too although I grew up with horses I still thought it was funny.
Is that clip from the new superman?
A minor quibble with the superman clip. A bullet wouldn't behave that way, even assuming superman is real. It's going as fast as a speeding bullet when it hits Supe's eye and flattens like a pancake. OK, I'll buy that. They have to show it in slow motion so us mere mortals can see it. But then it falls to the ground equally quickly, and the bad guy tilts his head down to track it as it falls. No way could the bad guy move his head that fast, and no way would the bullet drop that fast.
If this clip was internally consistent, you would see the bullet move slowly to Supe's eye, flatten and then hover there for a minute or so until gravity slowly started to pull it to the ground. The bad guy's head movement would be imperceptible.
Looks to me like the falling down part of that clip reverted back to normal speed.
Not quite, but a lot closer to normal speed than the first part.
I think I'd expect more riccochet than that, though.
I call Bull SHIT !!!
Whear did you find this ????
ive had it on my comp for ages. i dont know of its authenticity.
A typical day at work for me :)
We don't get the illusion of a door. We just stand under the open hole and wait for the bad news to drop.
frist crib death and now this.
Not quite, but a lot closer to normal speed than the first part.
I think I'd expect more riccochet than that, though.
Depends... there is a field around him, that is why his clothes are always protected. It may act as a dampener.
Someone kill me.
Someone kill me.
ill need your address, real name and a naked picture of oprah.
That won't kill me... but I'll seem dead for a long time. Hmmmmm, could starve to death while in shock.... worse than death by peecicle...
Not quite, but a lot closer to normal speed than the first part.
I think I'd expect more riccochet than that, though.
shit, next you guys are going to start arguing about who is tougher, Superman or Mighty Mouse...
thats not an argument, mighty mouse would win hands down
yeah, but mighty mouse isn't real.
yeah! zens right! mighty mouse is real!
yeah, but mighty mouse isn't real.
It would depend on whether Mighty Mouse had Kryptonite, or Superman had "the Dip".
There was a Superman V that was never released. And it starred Christopher Reeve, too. Kryptonite in every scene.
Re:#1912
Not only the kid sandwich, but that dude should be wearing his shirt, not sitting on it. Blech.
I'm so damn proud to be an American right now *one tear slips out*...
awww the pimp beanie is so cute
Britt and K-Fed...poster children for Pop Culture Euthanasia.
http://necromanc.blogspot.com/2006/05/what-to-do-with-your-old-pc.html
OK, the keyboard dandelions were cute, but a BBQ!? Do they have any idea what kind of metals go into a computer case?
BBQ? I think it's just the steel case. I wouldn't cook over the mboard. Blech.
From the same site, a
way cool webcam. Well, the effects are really cool. i don't use webcams much, except to talk to SonofV, the Elder. I don't know if these extensions are available that way. Enjoy.
I would say that I need one of those, but I don't do endless hours of webcam chatting.
Britt and K-Fed...poster children for Pop Culture Euthanasia.
Present day Frankensteins monster.
I would say that I need one of those, but I don't do endless hours of webcam chatting.
But you
might if you had one of those.
Imagine the possibilities: doing your psych evals via webcam with the dinosaur talking...
"And since you've been anointed what new things are you able to see that the unanointed can't see?"
I think you really need one.
If I do end up with one, I will try very hard to make sure you'll be the first person I use it with.
I wonder if the dinosaur can wear the pirate eyepatch.
I can hardly wait. Arrrrrgh! Ye scurvy Devonians!
I dislike dental appts., too.....
Dental appointment....oh crap, what time is it? Better call and tell them I'll be late:eek6:
Please forgive me if I steal that idea an make a fortune off of it. I'd buy one.:3eye:
Its the phone that looks like a snack. Its the snack that tastes like a phone.
The main drawback to the Terrapiphone is that, despite in-place technology, it has extremely slow data transfer speeds.
ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
terrapiphone!
You're not supposed to eat the shell, Griff.
ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
terrapiphone!
It's not a phone-y (mock turtle phone)
Tastes like baloney...
I'll stop right there.
@Shocker - post #1941 -
Where did you get a pic of my mother-in-law?
So, in this instance, Fahrvergneugen means something like "Aaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!! Shit." ?
Isn't that a style of german archetechture?
Isn't that a style of german archetechture?
No, it simply means "driving pleasure".
Damn, I miss going to pro rallies.
sounds like a pretty cool guy to me!
He's from near my neck of the woods, but I'd bet he's in northern Cali right about now...
OK this is truely a WTF? I know busting out laughing at this sort of thing is wrong, but... CMON!
PICKLES!,,,, and fromthe same site....
http://www.break.com/movies/walkonwater.html
There had to be wires.
BTW, this is a terrible thing to do to your brother.
http://www.break.com/index/gnarlskid.htmlPickelphobia? Oh, come on...
There had to be wires.
Or plexiglas.
Pickelphobia? Oh, come on...
More like Acting school phobia. She was so full of shit.
If I was in the audience they would have thrown me out for shouting
"what'd ya do with the money bitch?"
man wildfires look cool, but they can be damn scary
wtf is sticking out at the bottom of that picture?
Dolphin...after all, this picture was taken on porpoise. :p
Dolphin...after all, this picture was taken on porpoise. :p
:smack:
Dolphin...after all, this picture was taken on porpoise. :p
:biglaugha:
....and I thought my puppy was bad. I feel so much more at peace now :p
i know the color is messed up but still , DAMN !!!!!
New to this site....just going through the pics. I have seen some before but this one is incredible! (the baby's foot inside mom's tummy).
Someone, I assume Snopes, debunked it. Shopped.
EDIT: maybe not Snopes, then...
This is just plain strange, a flying lawnmower? :eyebrow:
That is awesome. Men and their toys.....imagine a world without men. Would woman have ever invented machinery? Made metals? Motors? Guns? Electronics?
I sincerely don't believe so. LOL
Welcome to the Cellar, MsSparkie.:D
Personally, I think it's a Photoshop job, though Snopes says "undetermined".
Thanks for the welcome....I love this site already!
Shopped eh? (I'm Canadian)
Well, makes sense. Sure am enjoying these pics but need to know how to post some too. Do you need to go through a 3rd party host?
its better to upload to someone else first, but you can upload pictures (smallish ones) with your posts.
Thanks....hope it won't be too painful to learn how to post pics on this site without linking them.
http://bertc.com/subfour/world_at_night2.htmthis is my favorite part:
If all of China and Africa used as much electricity as the rest of the world, I think we would all be in the dark.
No, we'd just make more. ;)
Chinese and Africans?:sadsperm:
I'm thinking breed lots of fireflies, or solar panels on our clothing, electric eels for pets, windmills in every backyard, bury lots of dogs and cats to make more fosils fuel, crankable generators, rub balloons in our hair, fly kites in electrical storms, etc.
Now here is Dave Barry's take on electricity:
Dave Barry's Electricity Theory
By Dave Barry (of course)
Today's scientific question is: What in the world is electricity? And where does it go after it leaves the toaster?
Here is a simple experiment that will teach you an important electrical lesson: On a cool, dry day, scuff your feet along a carpet, then reach your hand into a friend's mouth and touch one of his dental fillings. Did you notice how your friend twitched violently and cried out in pain? This teaches us that electricity can be a very powerful force, but we must never use it to hurt others unless we need to learn an important electrical lesson.
It also teaches us how an electrical circuit works. When you scuffed your feet, you picked up batches of "electrons," which are very small objects that carpet manufacturers weave into carpet so that they will attract dirt. The electrons travel through your bloodstream and collect in your finger, where they form a spark that leaps to your friend's filling, then travel down to his feet and back into the carpet, thus completing the circuit.
AMAZING ELECTRONIC FACT: If you scuffed your feet long enough without touching anything, you would build up so many electrons that your finger would explode! But this is nothing to worry about unless you have carpeting.
Although we modern persons tend to take our electric lights, radios, mixers, etc. for granted, hundreds of years ago people did not have any of these things, which is just as well because there was no place to plug them in. Then along came the first Electrical Pioneer, Benjamin Franklin, who flew a kite in a lightning storm and received a serious electrical shock. This proved that lightning was powered by the same force as carpets, but it also damaged Franklin's brain so severely that he started speaking only in incomprehensible maxims, such as, "A penny saved is a penny earned." Eventually he
had to be given a job running the post office.
After Franklin came a herd of Electrical Pioneers whose names have become part of our electrical terminology: Myron Volt, Mary Louise Amp, James Watt, Bob Transformer, etc. These pioneers conducted many important electrical experiments. Among them, Galvani discovered (this is the truth) that when he attached two different kinds of metal to the leg of a frog, an electrical current developed and the frog's leg kicked, even though it was no longer attached to the frog, which was dead anyway. Galvani's discovery led to enormous advances in the field of amphibian medicine. Today, skilled veterinary surgeons can take a frog that has been seriously injured or killed, implant pieces of metal in its muscles, and watch it hop back into the pond -- almost.
But the greatest Electrical Pioneer of them all was Thomas Edison, who was a brilliant inventor despite the fact that he had little formal education and lived in New Jersey. Edison's first major invention in 1877 was the phonograph, which could soon be found in
thousands of American homes, where it basically sat until 1923, when the record was invented. But Edison's greatest achievement came in 1879 when he invented the electric company.
Edison's design was a brilliant adaptation of the simple electrical circuit: the electric company sends electricity through a wire to a customer, then immediately gets the electricity back through another wire, then (this is the brilliant part) sends it right back to the customer again.
This means that an electric company can sell a customer the same batch of electricity thousands of times a day and never get caught, since very few customers take the time to examine their electricity closely. In fact, the last year any new electricity was generated was 1937.
Today, thanks to men like Edison and Franklin, and frogs like Galvani's, we receive almost unlimited benefits from electricity. For example, in the past decade scientists have developed the laser, an electronic appliance so powerful that it can vaporize a bulldozer 2000 yards away, yet so precise that doctors can use it to perform delicate operations to the human eyeball, provided they remember to change the power setting from "Bulldozer" to "Eyeball."
Trying to post a pic...bear with me please.
Nah, they have Photoshop in the North too. ;)
Why is it LABELLED?
"Why do I always shout first? Just gives them a chance to run away."
Blowjobs, Beer and Fishin'...
....and their best buddy....that's a very important element! LOL More so than the ladies.
That cant be comfortable
edit: resizing
Camel toe? Looks like the whole camel is in there.....
hmmm I would think those last two would be NSFW, expecially that last one. :yelsick: bah but what do i care!
And Happy 4th of July USA!! :us:
Here's a nice juxtaposition I noticed today on my on-screen TV guide:
Why is it LABELLED?
Because they intend to sell an army of them to Brittany Spears and Jack Nicholson.:3eye:
Ok, now this product placement has gone a little too far! Mind you, if they actually sold those helmets in Harley Davidson stores they probably would do a pretty good business.
I dunno, the Marvin Martian thing went outta style a while ago..
Oh, that makes me very angry! Very angry indeed!
That would be the Illudium Q36 Explosive Space Modulay-tore...
Sorry...I have a couple of hundred different Marvin the Martian collectibles and clothing articles. I'm a little bit ate up with him, I'm afraid.
'splode you are Marvin! :D
The worst part is that it's first of a trilogy.
I think I'm going to be ill. I may have to take off work.
Subtitle - A Pedophile's Smut
Those are sooome teeth on Merc.
I'd love to know what Materazzi said to Zidane!:thepain:
I'd love to know what Materazzi said to Zidane!:thepain:
[speculation]
Remember the Chicago Black Sox...
[/speculation]
Dude missed a great chance to give the head butter a swift one in the 'nads as he was falling.
ahh... the French. Gotta love 'em.
Notice how it's wearing a burka?
Human's are gross inside.
I dunno, I can think of a few i wouldnt mind being inside...
Anyone notice anything missing in this pic? Once you figure out what it is, you will say "wtf?".
I'm guessing a roof. Or a wall.
It's an animated gif with a ghosty-like figure popping up at the 30th second.
(sorry, but i hate those things)
Interesting, but not enough. At least it's not the one with the car ad and the insertion of the large farting ass. Or the Civil War ghost with the loud screaming sounds.
Several of my coworkers are enamored with those two. So, unfortunately, are several of my friends who only recently started using the internet.
I guess I didn't feel like the image was worth 30 seconds...
saw this nut case on the learning channel
We've had several discussions about him. I saw the TLC show also. Reading his webpage really doesn't quite express how exactly out of control he was/is.
If the combined width of your arms is wider than your torso...
...You might be a crazy macho nutcase.
:lol:
I saw the lion/lyin in the form of a birthday card. I gave it to two different people, I liked it so much.:D
eww , how fitting is Big Vs signature line now!
The butterflies in my stomach have goose bumps!!!!
He spread out some news paper at least ;)
"here, hold my beer" is one phrase sure to produce much fun.
I'll bet half my ancestors died with the last words "Hol' mah beer an' watch dis!"
The last one reminded me of a story about my husband's late grandmother. Apparently she had been using black spray paint, and being like most from the depression era, didn't want to waste any. So, she went into the house, and attempted to open the bottom of the can with a can opener :shock: .
Needless to say, the kitchen cupboards and ceiling had to be repainted, and the carpet replaced. [SIZE="1"](I'll never understand carpet in a kitchen) [/SIZE]I can only imagine what she looked like. Lucky she didn't hurt herself...
Man, I would think that would hurt pretty bad...
If the combined width of your arms is wider than your torso...
...You might be a crazy macho nutcase.
He reminds me of the Dr. Hyde in League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.
You would also think that the cats would not sit idly by as they say inside the molten glass. Wouldn't you think there would be pawprints? I have watched people blow glass, I don't think the weight inside the ball would be a good thing either....In other words, I agree with you Bruce
Where'd you come across this?
Looks like the original Bonsai Kitten... I wonder if the
FBI went after that guy?
I wonder how the Giant Image(tm) is going to fare, here.
How spooky!! I LOVE it!
Looks like it could almost be located in the North Carolina or N. Georgia mountains (not sure about some of the foliage though).
Who was the daredevil that climbed up to take those pictures? That's SO something I would do!!
Stormie
Neat photos!! Thanks for sharing!
Great photos! My guess is that's somewhere in the Former Soviet Union, down near the Black Sea ...
The abandoned amusement park pics are very evocative, aren't they? How sad.
Extreme-tour "Underground Sevastopol"
photos
Take a look at the rest of the site, too ... never mind that you don't speak Russian, all you need to know is that "фотогалерея" means photo gallery ...
I've been fighting the urge to post this pic, but I cannot resist any longer. This greengage really did arrive in my box of organic fruit and veg. this week ...
It's really funny if you look at the stem along w/ the big pic......hee hee...
Hey just figured I would let you guys knows the two faced kitten is missing! No leads as to what happened. I live near Grove City where the kitten was born. Just had an artical in the local paper today that the kitten is missing. Ill post any new developements :(
The greengage actually resembles a couple of different 'parts', male and female. Good stuff!!
I really enjoyed those roller coaster images ... facinating and, I agree, evocative.
Any info on them?
They should have found those roller coasters in Logan's Run.
They just had another artical today about the kitten named "Tiger". They think that either the mother dragged the kitten away and left it or someone came in and stole it while the owners werent looking. Either way, they said he (the kittne) wouldnt survive very long without medical attention.
Oh well.... that nature. And here is a WTF picture:
OMG! glatt, any info on this pic? That's quite a snake.
no info. It's one of those random Live Journal jobs.
It's on the porch though. Maybe a pet? Maybe it ate the dog? It's huge.
This is cool and scary. Must be a place called boyani ziza, because that's what the filename said.
I wouldn't eat buttered toast before trying that!
You butter both sides of your toast?
I am a folder. No jam on my nose that way, and the last bite is loaded. Ummmmm. :yum:
Maybe it's England, where they drive on the left and pass on the right.;)
You butter both sides of your toast?
I am a folder. No jam on my nose that way, and the last bite is loaded. Ummmmm. :yum:
LOL...
No, I just can't seem to keep the butter off my hands. Gives me something to eat later!
With respect to the cars a couple of posts up, I like the way that the small car looks intimidated and is kind of shying away from the tasty one.
The latest in 4 piece swim suits. :rolleyes:
Swim burquas?
Oh...I was kidding...then I clicked on the link and saw that I wasn't. Egad.
I know what the fuck this image is, but I'm not sure where else to put this. We did have a thread ages ago about these trucks. Maybe I should have looked for that thread.
Still, it's a neat image.
Hey--isn't that one of those trucks they use up in Canada to get the oil out of the sludge?
Trucks like that are 'in scale' --- you just don't realise how big they are 'till you see on those low-loaders...
PS... I guess you don't have speed bumps over there....
That's gotta be tricky to keep the two 18 wheelers in sync. I can't imagine trying to turn corners.
I remember seeing some thing on TV about a dude who built his house on a chassis kinda like that... It was fully mobile, too!
*coughiotd?cough*
rembering Glatt's story about his concert road trip in the german bus.
"langsamer!"
*coughiotd?cough*
Yeah, UT posts a fantastic picture every day to the 'Image of the Day' forum, which you can find here:
IotD.
Fridays are 'cute animal' day.
[SIZE="1"]Glad to be of service.[/SIZE]
nonono, i meant that as a "I'm too lazy to look for it but if someone else wants to that house on wheels would make a nice IOTD"
Thanks anyway, though..?
Man, I dont even notice that anymore. I've seen entire skyscrapers covered in bamboo.
I suspect that this poor bird just dosn't take photos very well. I can relate.
Frogmouth Portrait Thattekad, Kerala, 3 Mar 2005
This is one of the most elusive birds in the Indian jungles. Frogmouths have one of the best camouflages in the bird world and since they are largely nocturnal, they rest inside thick forest clumps most of the day.
http://kalyanvarma.net/photography/photo.php?id=202&tag=BirdsI suspect that this poor bird just dosn't take photos very well. I can relate.
Frogmouth Portrait Thattekad, Kerala, 3 Mar 2005
This is one of the most elusive birds in the Indian jungles. Frogmouths have one of the best camouflages in the bird world and since they are largely nocturnal, they rest inside thick forest clumps most of the day.
http://kalyanvarma.net/photography/photo.php?id=202&tag=Birds
With a mug like that, I would be nocturnal also! Thats a face only a mother can love!
Now on with a "wtf" from my collection!
Talk about ineffective!
With a mug like that, I would be nocturnal also! Thats a face only a mother can love!
~snip
I didn't think it was real at first. I googled it and most other pictures are not as clear. It looks like a tree branch most of the time and not quite as ugly in other photos. I am wondering if it isn't a stuffed bird?
Now on with a "wtf" from my collection!
Talk about ineffective!
I find it funny that people actually use it! Oh honey there's a trash can. Pull in so we can use it. hehe. good one! RellikLaerec
Is it just me or would you be ticked when Little Johnny brings this home all proud and makes you put it on the car?
To make it worse, it was on a van at my 20th High School Reunion.
I thought I had a good one, but the quality of the image from my cell phone camera (handy hint, taking pictures through the windshield doesn't usually work very well, hang your hand out the window and risk dropping the phone if you want a good picture)
I was behind a very large truck today. It had some words painted in fairly large letters across the back, "Driver is not a mindreader."
(It was a lot funnier when I was driving behind it. Really.)
(It was a lot funnier when I was driving behind it. Really.)
It's funny.
Nice one, Bruce. On that same note:
I thought I had a good one, but the quality of the image from my cell phone camera (handy hint, taking pictures through the windshield doesn't usually work very well, hang your hand out the window and risk dropping the phone if you want a good picture)
I was behind a very large truck today. It had some words painted in fairly large letters across the back, "Driver is not a mindreader."
(It was a lot funnier when I was driving behind it. Really.)
Was it written in the dirt on the truck?
I don't remember who the comedian was who said: somebody asked him if he could talk Mexican and he said no, but I do speak Spanish, and apparently you can't speak English!
Was it written in the dirt on the truck?
No, it was painted across the back of the truck, intentionally. That was what was so cool about it.
Damn miniature cellphone pictures.
How does he do that?
How does he do that?
He's got a little pen light, but I don't know how he does it. It's impressive.
I parsed it out in Photoshop, there are 56 separate images with a .2 second frame rate. He's late for the rave!
I bet the guy across the table is holding up some kind of template. Wonder what shutter speed/f-stop was used?
You can see the reference points on the table in front of him.
You can see the reference points on the table in front of him.
Nice observation. I just thought that was random trash.
Reminds me of when my Grandsons painted my dog. Sheesh.
Were those once your kids glatt?
Hopefully it's not oil based paint or they would have had to bathe in turpentine.
Not my kids, thankfully. Found on random live journal page.
Actually, the one on the right appears to have some paint around the mouth and is young enough to be sucking fingers all the time. Hope he/she didn't ingest too much.
Brand-new leather couch -$2500
Flat-screen CRT TV -$500
Hardwood flooring repair -$750
Sale of child +$10000
They will come out of this ahead.
If you know where to get $10,000 for a kid, I'm ready to commence mass production immediately. Factory site and tools already in place. I need is an enthusiastic workforce with a willing attitude. Multiple positions available. All openings will be filled as need arises.
What amazes me about this picture is that these kids didn't get any paint in/around their eyes, but it is certainly everywhere else!.
Great Picture!!
They didn't get too much paint on their toys, just mom and dad's :D
They must have been hanging out at Lukas's house.
fotze, fotze, fotze. Kleine fotze!
Yeah don't forget little Lukas :rotflol:
$10k per kid WOW.
The Australian Government hands out $4k per kid at the moment, to be increased to $5k next year I think.
$10k per kid WOW.
The Australian Government hands out $4k per kid at the moment, to be increased to $5k next year I think.
The Aussie Gov. surely doesn't BUY children. If they did, however I wouldn't be shocked.;)
$10K for 9 months work......well, two minutes work, nine months waiting.
= $1,111.1111 a month or $277.77 a week. Not the greatest pay. You can make more if it's premature.
He is a guy who did not want to spend time doing weight lifting so he injected synthol. But then, men will do anything.
Who pays for the delivery? They can cost a heck of a lot more than 10K if you go to a hospital....
I think Oz has national health coverage.
The Aussie Gov. surely doesn't BUY children. If they did, however I wouldn't be shocked.;)
Well, they are kinda buying them I think?...the *baby bonus* was implemented to assist our ailing birth rate.
Oh, dear. Instead of giant muscles, we have a giant doofus.
I didn't think Gregg Valentino was someone to emulate.
Ya know.. This just kills the whole bad ass Vader for me. "Luke, I have something to tell you. I am your.... MOTHER!" :eek:
Here ya go in all it's glory!
3 pages of 1950's ads
Way Back MachineLooks like the "Queer Eye" guys got to Vader...
...someone needs to edit him into the background of one of the meatier early (1977) Star Wars scenes, maybe doing the ironing or vacuming. :D
Now I know where M&Ms got their Easter pastel color scheme. Egad.
Could it be any cuter? :o
I don't think you can get any cuter than the fact that the headrests are shaped like her head ... and the wheels are enameled pink.
Those damn bows would get annoying if you were actually going to drive the thing though....
From Popular Science, March 1940
Thanks, but I think I'll just keep my
Energizer Head Beam.I've always got my solar flashlight handy in the drawer just in case the power goes off..... ;)
The most awesome thing about that picture is not the idea of tying a flashlight to your head, but the inherent assumption that the handyman is of course already wearing a necktie.
My father says that my grandfather used to mow the lawn in a full business shirt, tie and hat. No joke.
Not sure where I found this one.
Not sure where I found this one.
That woman is incredibly cruel. She obviously does not live in Australia because it is illegal to own a kangaroo without a special permit (which are almost never given to individuals, unless they are caring for injured animals).
The Kangaroo picture is a fake. Worth1000.com is know for its Photoshopping contests. The scene depicted there never happened.
The things around it's ankles would be easy enough for it to slip out of if it had been real. Lots of ways for a wild animal that size to overpower anyone holding it's leash.
The Cellar is regularly supported by Worth1000 and I could not be happier about it. I wish I could support them back more often.
London Truck....
I joined a nice pool this summer.
The Kangaroo picture is a fake. Worth1000.com is know for its Photoshopping contests. The scene depicted there never happened.
I hope you are correct. My initial thought was that it was Photoshopped, but then I noticed the shadows on the floor - I know they could be Photoshopped too, but they seemed real. Thanks anyway Glatt for easying my concerns. :thumb:
The things around it's ankles would be easy enough for it to slip out of if it had been real. Lots of ways for a wild animal that size to overpower anyone holding it's leash.
The other point about the shackles is that they would prevent the Kangaroo from hopping - that is their normal method of movement - they don't walk as such, though they do use their tails to push themselves along in small, slow movements when they are grazing. I assumed that they were put on for the photo, and then removed. Glatt has confirmed that it is a fake image, so I'm less upset about it now, although I still do not like the concepts that the image presents.
Are you saying they might pee in the pool? :o
If these work, they are 2 different ones:
^^^^good to know our cyber friends are gettin' some.^^^^^^^^^
^^^^good to know our cyber friends are gettin' some.^^^^^^^^^
Which do you like best? ;)
[COLOR="Magenta"]Pink Pistols [/COLOR]???
The chick in the middle has it right , 1 30 round mag in the well and 1 straped to it !!!!
Pink Pistols ???
Yes they Have been made !!!
I'd bet the one in the well is empty
Then WHY have it in the mag well ??????
Bird flu strikes south Florida....
Gee, and my husband complains about having to shave every morning...
Which leads us to the obvious question, Esquire fans...
"Why is this man smiling?"
He receives unlimited, free haircare products.
Which leads us to the obvious question, Esquire fans...
"Why is this man smiling?"
If this is the family I am thinking of, there are a bunch, and VERY popular with the ladies.
The cat has the right reaction. "O dear god!"
The cat is traumatised, and needs to be rescued immediately.
And the boots totally do not go with that dress. Either match the colours, or choose a complementary shade.
He's naked from the waist down. ;)
How could anyone tell?
And the boots totally do not go with that dress. Either match the colours, or choose a complementary shade.
Harsh! Have you never had a "grab whatever fits & is clean" day?
And yes, the lion IS lying in the water dish during this fight.
Heavy sleeper....(category: things men do that women would not ever think of)
Sweet photo.....but in about six months.....you'll hear those bells from inside the lion's tummy.
Ideally, not likely. The whole point of raising lion cubs in human houses with human pets around is to socialise them and teach them that humans and housepets are friends, not food.
Besides, once they get bigger than a large dog, they get moved into zoos permanently, for obvious health and safety concerns.
BTW: I found more recent pictures of the lion cub and the mastiff puppy.
http://laree.smugmug.com/gallery/1321614/2/62342487and a similar theme
Horseplay leads to tears...
Ideally, not likely. The whole point of raising lion cubs in human houses with human pets around is to socialise them and teach them that humans and housepets are friends, not food.
Besides, once they get bigger than a large dog, they get moved into zoos permanently, for obvious health and safety concerns.
BTW: I found more recent pictures of the lion cub and the mastiff puppy.
http://laree.smugmug.com/gallery/1321614/2/62342487
Great pictures! I notice they don't get cozy with each other....2 males ?
Bruce, Oh please. Lion in the house are so ten minutes ago, don't you know snow leopards are where it's at?
A huge liger.....lion/tiger. A cat that is a tigon...tiger/lion....is smaller.
For you doubting Thomases......
http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/liger.aspBruce, Oh please. Lion in the house are so ten minutes ago, don't you know snow leopards are where it's at?
Wow. This is on my view at first possible opportunity list. How did you know?
Lion in the House
edit: ur sik. fixed badly formatted link.
May I recommend Puffs Plus, with lotion?
I'm assuming this is some sort of art exhibit. I think it's pretty cool.
Beak off, eyes off, ink off ? No wonder they call it Vulgaris. :sick:
And "wild caught" as opposed to the tame Octopusses, Octopi, Octo-whatever, that you see hanging around the neighborhood?
I'm pretty sure they got that effect by putting a sheet of fiberglass at the 'surface' and putting a thin layer of water onto it. Of course, that'd have to be pretty damn strong plexiglass to not bow over that span. Just my guess, but look closely at the ladder where it breaks the surface for a clue.
Plexiglass...why go to all that trouble when you can photoshop it? ;)
Here's one from 1932. Burning tires in a fireplace...WTF! :eek:
Better than incense.
More work for these guys:
Dude can't get off the ballot or the xbox.
Xbox 360, PS3 HL2: Episode Two Delayed
By Craig Schwartz
No Half Life Two Episode Two 'til next year
Half Life Two Episode Two delayed for PS3, Xbox 360, PCWhen Valve Software CEO Gabe Newell said last month that the new Half-Life 2 would be coming out by years end for both Xbox 360 and PS3, it appears he was biting off a bit more than he could chew. Sadly, Valve has now backtracked and is shooting for the first quarter for all the platforms: Xbox 360, PS3, and PC.
Gamespot reported on this incredible bummer:
"It's just sort of classic Valve being overly aggressive on our dates," the usually tight-lipped executive told the site, referring to his company's long history of missing release dates. "But we're aiming for Q1 [2007] right now, and we're really far along in the play test stage." Attempts to directly contact Lombardi, who is currently in Europe, were unsuccessful as of press time.
Lombardi also confirmed the PC Half-Life 2: Episode Two would launch alongside the 360 edition, which Valve is developing internally, and the PS3 edition. Lombardi also told Eurogamer that the PS3 Episode Two is being codeveloped at an unnamed internal EA studio, as well as at Valve's Bellevue, Washington, headquarters.
Good things come to those who wait...we guess.
Weird. why is DeLay's picture in that Article?
Funny.
I assumed it was incompetence, not humor. Things like that are often incompetence.
Here's one from 1932. Burning tires in a fireplace...WTF!
Ughh Bruce , they are grinding up old tires and useing the carbon ( aprox 80 % ) and steel ( aprox 10 % ) in some steel mills .
Plexiglass...why go to all that trouble when you can photoshop it? ;)
Here's one from 1932. Burning tires in a fireplace...WTF! :eek:
That's going to be updated for pressure treated lumber...
intermittent squirts of gasoline from a spary bottle may do in a pinch...
Weird. why is DeLay's picture in that Article?
Maybe he's the 'Boss' in the final level of HL2/2. Think of how many games they'd sell.
Holy cow! That's stupid.
How much better was the shot of the Grand Canyon from 6 feet closer? How bad a photographer are you if you can't take a decent shot of the canyon from the first outcropping?
And he's just wearing flip flops?!
I smell photoshop. the color of his jeans increases in intensity in the "stupid" pictures, also note the directness and color of the light in the first shot, sharp shadows on the rock to which he will jump, warmish light. Then hey presto! It's all different.
I think it's just a gag.
Then hey presto! It's all different.
The first picture looks like it's just before the sun set, the second two just after. The second two look different because there's no sun.
But how handy is it that someone was there to take the photos, eh?
At the Grand Canyon during a sunset, there's always someone there to take photos. At least at every official scenic overlook anyway.
Any pics of baby Joe Dirt?
He looks like he's still out in the middle somewhere on the second rock. Are we to assume he jumped from rock to rock to rock?
As an old free climber, it does not seem to be that big-a' deal to me, other than the foot wear.
As an old free climber, it does not seem to be that big-a' deal to me, other than the foot wear.
So jumping from cliff to cliff with just one hand free while tucking your tripod and camera gear under the other arm is all normal?
So jumping from cliff to cliff with just one hand free while tucking your tripod and camera gear under the other arm is all normal?
I would not have had a tall tripod like that, I had a small one. Both my hands would have been free. Other than that, sure.
Outside of the footwear and arm, I'd agree with you.
But he was wearing flip-flops and jumping one-handed. That's pretty high on the stupidometer.
Free climbers are not known for our brains... some of my climbs were not very bright. I have been blessed-out more than once by park rangers.
What bothers me about that third photo is that his landing foot is flat, as opposed curved (absorbing the impact of the landing). And the part of the rock that it appears to be flat against (if that were a natural position, which it isn't) is a feature seen in profile, not an actual flat surface. The final problem with that flat foot is that the center of gravity of his body is aligned in a perfect perpendicular plane to it, exactly the way it would be if he was putting his weight on it, flat on the solid ground.
The arm that he is supposed to be grabbing with is also visually fitted against a feature seen in profile, not an actual feature that he could be grabbing.
Take your mouse and trace a line up perpindicular to his flat "landing" foot (trace a line from his foot to his head). Imagine that the foot is actually flat on the ground (not at the slight angle shown). Doesn't it look like he is walking along and "high-fiving" somebody? All I'm sayin' is that it really looks like that to me.
Actually, looking at it again, I'm not even sure that's the same guy (1st vs. 2nd & 3rd).
My humble opinion is that the rock pic is a fake. However, we don't know from where the pic came to do any research into its authenticity.
Also? Cutest otters ever.
John, where did you get those roller coaster images? Do you have any info about them?
I always wondered what captive otters, desperate to escape the crushing grip of Man, looked like. Now I know. The look anthropomorphic.
Probably an evolutionary adaptation designed to lull us into complacency before they rip out our eyes and escape when the gate is open for feeding time.
desperate to escape the crushing grip of Man,
Pssst. Jailbreak. Tonight after dark. Fat Louie figured out that latch thing.
Because people just don't do things that stupid, Shawnee123? :D
Heehee, you are the one of the two to catch me in my never ending naivete in two days! :)
Although I'm sure there is a good reason the otters are in that cage, that image saddens me.
If they weren't in the cage, they'd rip you to shreds.
If they weren't in the cage, they'd rip you to shreds.
Follow! But! follow only if ye be men of valor, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived! Bones of four fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty big pointy teeth.This one didn't look so cute.
ewwwww, entrails
Do you think they're human? I've seen that type of fur on previously bald human heads.
It's the still warm corpse of a baby chicken.
My local zoo is very near to a battery chicken farm, so this has become the staple diet for most of the animals. I'm pretty sure this is not the natural food for otters but they seemed to like it.
My local zoo is very near to a battery chicken farm, so this has become the staple diet for most of the animals. I'm pretty sure this is not the natural food for otters but they seemed to like it.
You took the picture? I think we all assumed it was found on the web like the rest of them. You should take credit up front. Nice picture, even if it's a little gross.
How did you get the chance to take the picture? Could anyone go there to watch the feeding or do you work there?
It's the still warm corpse of a baby chicken.
That' s a lot of guts for a baby chicken. They really stuff 'em in there, don't they?:p
WTF ?! :::checks::: Okay, we're in the right thread... Bags of beer ???
Beats me. No explanation came with it.
Drink with a straw?
The keg busted open, and they tried to save it with whatever they had at hand, and . . . they happened to have some beer bags ???
My grandfather's generation bought beer by the bucket from the corner bar. I guess this is the new generation.
Maybe they poke a hole in the bottom corner and pour into a cup they bring with them? I'm picturing some sort of beer festival or something. Beats me.
un-fucking-believable
I don't know why this one bother me so much...
To quote Rent: "Wine and beer!"
Seems to fit.
Ok, that was pointless, but this is the what the fuck thread...
I guess this is SFW. I guess.
Dude I thought you said you were getting married this fall ?????
WTF ?! :::checks::: Okay, we're in the right thread... Bags of beer ???
"Fuck the cup, just pour it in mah hand for a dime"
"One rib?" "One rib!"
Whoa, some of us read the cellar at school, dude.
And schools dont fuck around with things like that. if its round and has a nipple, you cant look at it. 'less its male.
WTF ?! :::checks::: Okay, we're in the right thread... Bags of beer ???
The interveinus tubes haven't been put on yet
Maybe that isn't beer. Maybe that's full of what you do *after* you've had the beer, and they're carrying it to the portapotty because he beer drinkers are too smashed to walk over there.
portapotty because he beer drinkers are too smashed to walk over there.
Naa they would eather just piss them selfs or find a convient object to piss on
The Christians decided that bicycles are evil, and this is where they burn them ???
John, where did you get those roller coaster images? Do you have any info about them?
I found them in an online image scraper a while back - so no, I don't know anything about them. Sorry.
But I have this guy.
Cats are so fuckin' awesome... I call my skittish cat "Captain Danger"
I love the cat!
I'll bite: what is up with all the bikes on scaffolding? Some kind of art installation?
Why does something have to be up with it? Maybe, it just is. Ommmmmm.
The Christians decided that bicycles are evil, and this is where they burn them ???
No. If that's what was going on, the riders would be strapped to the bikes, too.
OMG that cat is so absolutely fabulous! Thanks. I really needed that. :D
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I love this little dude!!
I sense a theme, a motif if you will, in UpYours' persona...;)
I sense a theme, a motif if you will, in UpYours' persona...;)
I'm not that bad..:right: :blush:
Dental Hygeine is over rated...
Cats fly better if you hold them by one end to throw them, not by the middle. More distance and fewer scratches too.
:D
Beer Helmut
I think his other hat is a hookah helmet, judging by his eyes.
Beer Helmut
That's not WTF... that's PO boy solution!
Looks like Lord Chesterfield Ale though...
Looks like Lord Chesterfield Ale though...
I thought it was Yuengling when I first saw it
This dude's stoned. And sitting in a M.A.S.H. tent. Jeez....
Hey, how else do you expect a double amputee to slurp some suds?
The dude next to him looks like a girl to me.
shiatzu or is it Goatzu massage , look at the horses expression " AHHHHHHHH , Yea Right There !!!!!"
I know this thread is for images but I couldn't think of a better place to post this. WTF?
Noah Take a Photo of Himself Every Day for 6 YearsYeah... that is in my faves.
Fantastic idea (with my weight fluctuations I wish I had the means to do it!) but .... the eyes.... the eyees
I will see them in my sleep tonight.
Add a sheep and a goose to that horse and goat, and you'll have a slightly larger Bremen musical troupe.
I know this thread is for images but I couldn't think of a better place to post this. WTF?
Noah Take a Photo of Himself Every Day for 6 Years
Check out the related videos. Some of them are priceless.
That's the ringtone: "dung"
Since I'll never get back the five minutes I wasted watching Noah, I'll have to console myself with
this pic-fest.Daddy, Look at These cute Kittens,
Is that a dung phone?
Is this Afro-ingenuity? How did he make it wireless?
Greenspan was acquitted. ;)
My spidey sense tells me there is humor afoot. I don't get it.
OK. Here's the really embarrassing part:
What was greenspan charged with?
For extra credit you can tell me what I was doing that obscured that knowledge.
The creator might have the hots for Andrea Mitchell, too. :D
Yeah, but how much to bang her?Honestly? She looks like a drag queen to me. At the very least she's creeeepy...
The perfect match for this studmuffin:
You know, making Mexico the 51st state would solve a lot of problems.
Causing a whole flock of others, of course. But still.
You know, making Mexico the 51st state would solve a lot of problems.
Wasn't that the point of NAFTA? And Canadia was #52.
And Canadia was #52.
You're not good enough for us. Sorry.
Haha, I believe that perfectly fills the criteria of being "WTF?"
Hmmm - great idea??
MuahahahaOh, yeah...sure..."Hang from the stall wall".
Like the rednecks won't be hangin' the kid off of the pickup bed while they're fishing and drinkin' beer.
And $60?! Shit, I got me a roll o' duck tape right heah!
Oh, yeah...sure..."Hang from the stall wall".
Like the rednecks won't be hangin' the kid off of the pickup bed while they're fishing and drinkin' beer.
And $60?! Shit, I got me a roll o' duck tape right heah!
I'd pay $100 for one that would fit my 8 year old. Wait, the duck tape can be used on the mouth, too. I'm with you - duck tape it is!
Wait, the duck tape can be used on the mouth, too. I'm with you - duck tape it is!
Silence is golden but
Duct tape is silver
Hmmm - great idea??
Muahahaha
You know how they tell you not to hang your purse off the door hook because someone can easily steal it while you're "occupied?" That advice seems to apply to the offspring too.
So by the time you've got your little treasure INTO the harness and hung them up.... Personally I'd have wet myself.
I don't know if I'm missing something on the mutant rabbit clip (are they familiar characters?) but it scared me spitless. Goes down next to the word Creepy in my dictionary.
I love the rabbits. It almost makes me want to move to Canadia.
Wasn't there a Simpsons thing about albinos or rabbits being Canadian because of the pink eyes?
I guy I used to work with was always going on about it and I just tuned him out.
Some of those kids look a little too happy watching mommy pinch off a loaf..
They're just playing; harmless fun. Notice the guy smiling towards the end. Where can I get rabbits like that?
Some of those kids look a little too happy watching mommy pinch off a loaf..
:rotflol:
That's a new one on me - I'd say Dropping the kids off at the pool, except it would be ambiguous in the context
In the guestbook someone asked if they made them for husbands.
Is that guy trying to hail a cab while walking his *bear*?
Here he is after catching the cab.
Correct Els! And correct Glatt - he is, as far as I can see, in Russia.
Cab travel agrees with bears, I see. Sucker grew a mite between pics.
Well, at least with this system, my lack of video gaming skill would explain why I never have any money.
I think that would be hilarious. But then the young people with no money would be the ones withdrawing it all! ;)
mutant rabbits and now mutant pigeons..
That was a body check! two minutes in the box for the pigeon
Would say he plays for the red wings?
That looks like that dude from that one show...hell I can't remember the name. He has some other skits that are pretty funny. Can anyone remember that show?
Trigger Happy TV. Hilarious!
I think "Trigger Happy TV" had one of the funniest sketches in all of TV history - A hidden low-light camera in a sparsely populated movie theater. In walk, to a tune that perfectly complements the humor, about 15 British Royal Guards in the tall black hats, and fill up an entire row in the theater, just in front of the few people already there. There's a pregnant pause, and the patrons get up, and move in front of the guards.
Hilarious.
Paul Curtis, aka Moose, is no regular graffiti artist. In fact, he’s the reverse-graffiti artist. He created his street art by *cleaning* the dirt and grime off of surfaces!
Authorities are baffled: is selective cleaning a crime?
http://www.neatorama.com/2006/09/13/soap-not-spray-can-reverse-graffiti-art/Ahh, yes, that's it! I loved the one where he was running a snack truck thing, would take the order, then go sit in a lawn chair reading the paper. The people would be standing at the window, waiting, peeking around the corner to see him sitting there. Funny stuff!
(Sorry missed some previous posts...was referring to Trigger Happy TV.)
WTF?
Looks like the blond has a shiner. If she also has a hickey, she meets the definition of hill jack!
WTF?
i love these tool bags that wear "von Dutch" shirts and hats! 100% of the time they have no clue who he was or what he stood for. I think If he was still around, he would def. not want his name plastered on shirts sold at gadzooks.
Now THAT makes me want ot own a dog, and you know how I feel about dogs.
and you know how I feel about dogs.
I like dogs a lot - from a distance. The best for me is when a friend owns a dog, I can go over and play with the dog and then leave when I'm ready. The dog knows me, so I have the "friend" scent, and I get to have fun with the dog.
I don't like strangers' dogs. Especially when they are walking them on those 50 foot long retractible leashes and you have no room to pass without being within the range of the leash. You never know what the dog is going to do. Nine times out of ten, the dog will be cool, but once in a while that one unpredictable dog will come along.
I like dogs a lot - from a distance. The best for me is when a friend owns a dog, I can go over and play with the dog and then leave when I'm ready. The dog knows me, so I have the "friend" scent, and I get to have fun with the dog.
I don't like strangers' dogs. Especially when they are walking them on those 50 foot long retractible leashes and you have no room to pass without being within the range of the leash. You never know what the dog is going to do. Nine times out of ten, the dog will be cool, but once in a while that one unpredictable dog will come along.
Substitite the word "kid" for "dog" and that could be me talking!
Substitite the word "kid" for "dog" and that could be me talking!
Yes, they both will pee on your shoes with nary a thought.
It's the college bills that freak me out.:worried:
Just encourage them to love Psychobilly and Punk music... s-what I'm doing.
Send mp3 samples, please. We need to be educated.
That is the best PS Iv'e seen in awhile. Good thing I didn't have anything in my mouth or I'd be spending the afternoon cleaning the computer off...The kids alone are great, but the cat, the CAT!!!!
That is the best PS Iv'e seen in awhile. Good thing I didn't have anything in my mouth or I'd be spending the afternoon cleaning the computer off...The kids alone are great, but the cat, the CAT!!!!
Yeah, that's what I thought. Obviously the cat wasn't there, but the placement is hilarious. :)
remember to add slack to your anchor line.
There is some retard in our neighborhood who has one of those mini bikes. It is SO annoying when he rides it up and down, up and down, up and down our road. Smells up the place, and it's freaking loud. Ugh.
Horsefly
:lol2: Funny and creative answer.
I like how the guy is standing on the stairs, thinking "WTF??!?!?"
still an olympic sport
ash, exactly, it's like he just came out of the back door and... !
A fraction of a second after the above picture was taken...
Sorry, I couldn't resist.
I wonder where the guy was taking the picture from? It looks too low to be a chopper...maybe from a bucket truck or a phone pole?
The angle looks to me to just be the second story of the house that backs up to the yard. How'd you like to be that guy's neighbor??
Hey, y'never know, it may be his son's birthday party! and he may be the most popular kid in town!
...except theres no way that many kids could fit in that house.
sproglet. I hand over my p'shop crown to you.
high larry ass
I thought today's "Most Viewed Photos" pairing on my MyYahoo page was rather apropos for this thread. Larger versions of the individual pics added by me to the screen cap of the original pairing just to accentuate the oddity.
It occurs to me that he wasn't such an expert liar if he got busted like this.
Kate Hudson has
6 toes...
...on 1 foot.
I don't care if she has 14 toes...I still want to do her. Come to think of it, if ever there was a hot mother-daughter pair...
Nevermind. Better not go there.
I don't think she has six toes. I think she has tight sandals.
Oh for crying out loud...WHY?????????????
Good Lord! :eek: The eek symbol isn't strong enough for my reaction to that, Bruce.
How can he not get a serious infection from removing that much skin?
*That* is taking ritual scarification to a ridiculous extreme.
Allright, that's definitely gonna leave a mark.
A god, but I think not yours.
"Ok, this may sting a bit"
"I love the way you brought out the texture of the bloody, exposed meat".
"Oops! I went outside of the line. I'll just scribble this out and start over"
Since this was probably done in a clean sterile environment with surgical tools, we don't have to picture the inflamed drippy puss encased wound two days later. which is good since I'm eating
Can you imagine the itching?:worried:
I'm not going to look at this thread ever again!
just spraying it down with some rubbing alcohol should take care of any bacteria.
Or merthiolate. OOOOOWWWWWW!
Notice how a carved up back and a 10th grade class of expectant mothers completely deflects attention from kate hudson HAVING SIX TOES.
I swear she doesnt. the 'sixth toe' the smallest one, is just part of her foot.
They all have a smile that sort of says, "Sure, we're in a school for unwed mothers, but man, we had fun getting here!"
are classes scheduled by semester or trimester?
are classes scheduled by semester or trimester?
Now THAT is funny! :)
First row, second from the left? I think that's my mom.
Something about that just screams Hipgnosis to me.
Color me stupid, but what's EAU/hipgnosis?
Too synthetic for Hipgnosis.
Never kiss a monkey... you don't know what has been in its mouth. :worried:
Edit: I would have made the picture bigger but it said the file size was too big. :(
That's OK, the file size is big enough...
I know nobody wishes they could do that.
hope he doesn't try slashing at anyone with those, owww!
Or wiping his butt. :thepain:
too lazy to post this in humor and make a linque:
Lookout123 was on one of his carribean cruises and while at port he chanced to meet a pirate. Pegleg, eyepatch, hook, parrot; the works. Being the cheery chap he is, L123 struck up a conversation.
"Been a pirate long?"
"Arrg, matey. 37 year it's been this month"
"How'd you get the hook?"
Arrg! don't ya know I was raidin some spanish gold along the keys and I slipped on a lime peel, I lost me balance for a moment and it was just enough time for me adversary to lop off me 'and."
"ouch. I bet that must have smarted. What about the peg leg?"
"Well, matey, sometimes when you go ashore to bury your booty in the sand you can only get so close in the dingy, don't ya know? The rest of the way ye have to make by foot. In my case I ran into some trouble with a 'gator in the swamps off the Carolinas. It was touch and go for a moment there, but I got his tail and he got me leg. I be usin' his tail as a bivvy sack."
"Whoa. Did you know Steve Irwin?"
"Nay matey, never met the blighter"
"So what about the eyepatch?"
"Well, don't ya know? It was my turn on watch and I heard a sound up above and looked up jsut as a seagull was flyin' over head. At that moment he lets loose with a big shit and it lands right in me eye!"
"And that blinded you?"
"Nay, matey. But ya see it was the first day with me new hook."
if only this could have come 12 days earlier. (or 353 days later...)
Inspired by the VW Beetle IotD
Old time Coke ad restoration.
What's the price of getting a good photo?
This guy was walking around and I just had to chase him into the woods.
The doctors tell me there's hope for recovering from this moonlight encounter with cosmetic surgery.
Did he make snorty-piggy noises at you? We used to chase armadillos, as kids. They're fast, sneaky, and head straight for a cactus patch...
The first photo's flash made him jump so visibly that I couldnt stop laughing. Then someone said that cornering the little guy with my cam flash going off might not be a good idea.
He was silent the entire time, no snorts or growls.
It's like encountering a dinosaur or something... bizarre creatures.
It's like encountering a dinosaur or something... bizarre creatures.
...that are notorius for carrying leprosy. :eek:
Iggy - NSFW?
Oops... I didn't think it was a big deal since it was an animal. I will be more cautious next time. Sorry! :o
Armadillos in Connect-i-kut?
They're sure thick in Missouri these days. We squished the crap out of one last weekend down at the lake. They make a sort of crunchy noise when you drive the car over them (not on purpose).
the northward expansion of the 'armoured opossum' range is probably another indication of global warming.
edit:
article
What crops will be seen from Midwestern highways 50 years from now may still be in doubt, but the armadillos scurrying across them are already here, making their way north as America warms.
Armadillos in Connect-i-kut?
That was in Tex-ass.
I move around a lot. ;)
(not on purpose).
You dont have to deny your desire to kill animals Ep. :D
If it's with a car, and not an E_V_I_L firearm, it's ok.
...that are notorius for carrying leprosy.
Right...we didn't know that, as kids!
Armadillos would dig under the fence and tear up my grandma's yard, particularly after a rain or if we had watered. Because of flooding one year, there were scads of armadillos up in people's stuff and not out in the boonies like they should've been.
So me and my dog spent a day armadillo hunting. I've never seen a happier dog -- he had been trying to get after them for years and we wouldn't let him because he had a tendency to disappear into the woods.
Basically, he'd flush one out and start chasing until the dillo made its stand, usually in a pre-dug hole. By the time I caught up to them, the dillo would be mostly underground, but with the dog holding on to its tail to keep it from digging further.
Interesting note about armadillos: if you grab their tail, they puff up and dig their claws into the ground so you can't pull em out. You will pull off their tail before you dislodge them. So, you grab the tail, stick a .410 shotgun in the hole, and pull the trigger. Easy removal from that point.
As an added bonus, your dog is beside himself with joy from the consumation of all his armadillo fantasies.
Leprosy? I figured this had to be an old wives tail. But no,
it's true.
.. . So, you grab the tail, stick a .410 shotgun in the hole, and pull the trigger...
Erm, 'scuse me for asking, but which hole?
if you put it in one, you've automatically put it in the other as well :lol:
...So, you grab the tail, stick a .410 shotgun in the hole, and pull the trigger. ...
Whatzamatta? Can't take him mono-a-mono? What a girlie-man. You should have stripped down to your G-string and taken him on honorably.:nadkick:
Isn't there a noodley appendage thread somewhere? Get it to 1000 replies and I'll post pics.
While we wait, here's your
WTF moment of the day.Whatzamatta? Can't take him mono-a-mono? What a girlie-man. You should have stripped down to your G-string and taken him on honorably.:nadkick:
This wasn't sport hunting, this was eradication. If I could've killed them from my easy chair, I would've.
It's a cross between an ewok and a lollipop guild munchkin!
Get it to 1000 replies and I'll post pics.
Getting 1000 replies is easy now.
You dont have to deny your desire to kill animals Ep. :D
If it's with a car, and not an E_V_I_L firearm, it's ok.
And as a bonus, you don't have to eat them if you hit it with a car.
But you can ... don't they have a Roadkill Dining Club near you?
.
What makes this picture is the cat giving the snake the once over.
Isn't there a noodley appendage thread somewhere? Get it to 1000 replies and I'll post pics.
While we wait, here's your WTF moment of the day.
WTF, indeed! :lol:
Plexiglass...why go to all that trouble when you can photoshop it? ;)
Here's one from 1932. Burning tires in a fireplace...WTF! :eek:
Remember in 1932 tires were a pretty low tech device made from natural rubber with cotton or linen cords and banding. Not much different than burning a rubber tree or a oil soaked rag.
Burning oil soaked rags, like burning tires, should be done outside. ;)
I'll mention that to my wife.
:smack:
I need a rug like that, only with body outlines.
I need a rug like that, only with body outlines.
[SIZE="1"](the bodies of those that she reluctanty killed, strictly in self defense, of course)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=1](the bodies of those that she reluctanty killed, strictly in self defense, of course)[/SIZE]
God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
The courage to change the things I can,
and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I had to choke the living shit out of 'caused they pissed me off.Got an early jump on Halloween this year.
See more pix from the 2006 KC Witches Ball...
Patrick, you and your wife kick MAJOR ass! I love it!!
(and your wife is most beautiful! and she is so lucky to have such a Green Man as you!)
Love it! You da (Green) Man!
...hmmm. that answered my question
SOooo (wondering) Does that costume come off easily or do you use a leaf blower?:blush:
I've never had occasion to say this to a guy, Els, but umm nice bush. :)
I've never had occasion to say this to a guy, Els, but umm nice bush. :)
:lol2: And yes, you guys are beautiful!
http://www.00112358.net/
I managed to make it to the second picture by clicking on the small rotating sphere 3 times and then on the large sphere. It opens up another picture with designs on it. The more you click on that, the louder the sound becomes so adjust your volume accordingly.
Really out there. I'll be interested to see if anyone can figure out WTF it is. My luck I've played with it and now I'm going to turn into a toad. :worried:
And just how did you manage to come across this eh Bruce??? Ya looking for something there? :lol:
Probably easier to find a different doctor...
A refrigerator magnet made from a dead rat. With glowing LED eyes.
Here are instructions on how to make one.<---- Is slightly offended ;)
ALGERNON! What have they done to you?
the fridge must be Avocado Green - no other color will work.
I believe Algie was a mouse... What the heck is the title of that book, I am drawing total blank. I can see the cover, I had to read it in high school. Damn swiss cheese memory.
Edit: Google, first hit on Algernon. "Flowers for Algernon" I could see the word Charley, but knew that wasn't right. Ha.
That's fairly gross... and more than a little weird.
That's fairly gross... and more than a little weird.
Much like taxidermy as a whole, I say.
:elkgrin: hence its appeal
prolly work well with a gray rat. The copper tones would accentuate the metallic silver qualities in the gray.......
What, you've never seen filled mini donouts cooking at the fair before??
OK, there are several levels of WTF there...
These Japanese game shows are getting out of hand...
whack a mole just wasn't cutting it anymore.
whack a mole just wasn't cutting it anymore.
:)
I was thinking of those little floaty ducks you pick up with a fishing thingy at the county fair.
Happy Joy Baby Laundry Suds Clean!
Oh, there are bodies underneath those rings?
Those babies just earned $.50 at "how bad are you" . . .
Oh, there are bodies underneath those rings?
I rofl'ed.
When the only tool you have is a bowl of holy water, every problem begins to look like it's possessed by a demon.
I'm pretty sure that's a blessing, not an exorcism.
I'm pretty sure that's a blessing, not an exorcism.
Yeah, I figured it was too, but I wanted to say something about how the tools they use are different from the tools used by others doing car maintenance. And I thought it would be funny to do a play on words with the hammer/nail saying.
Domini, domino, domma dat, domma dis, datsunnnnnn
to post this to the thread that reminded me of it.
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I also resisted the urge.
Great (read: demented and sad) minds, mrnoodle! ;)
Pies Lesu Domine... Dona Eis Requiem...
Pie Jesu Domine,
[COLOR=#ff0000]Gentle Lord Jesus,[/COLOR]
Dona eis requiem. Amen.
[COLOR=#ff0000]grant them eternal rest. Amen.[/COLOR]
Eenie meenie meinee moe, benedictus domino. Amen.
Elspode, the pope called; he wants you to call him back. You can reach him at: eccum spiri two two oh
Kind of reminds me of a Slipperman from "The Lamb Lies Down on Broadway".
:drool: :yum:
Where can I get a slice? :D
*in his best Cartman voice* BEEFCAKE!
:drool: :yum:
Where can I get a slice? :D
*in his best Cartman voice* BEEFCAKE!
:p
I hope that's A1, rather than chocolate sauce.
Have you met my friend Bubbles? :D
Hey, who is blowing bubbles again?
You've got that backwards, Shawnee.
Right Bruce, but maybe they're looking at his crotch!
buster, you just said something that I came in here to say.
that is, in turns, frightening and funny.
an obvious goose-stepping gap with the North Koreans
That's some cheerleader-level flexibility he's got there. "Gimme a J! Gimme an I!..."
buster, you just said something that I came in here to say.
that is, in turns, frightening and funny.
...and it is exactly what I was preparing to post until I scrolled down to buster's post. I think what triggered it for me was the guy with his index finger pointing at a provocative angle, there.
why do I keep expecting a golden shower?
why do I keep expecting a golden shower?
:guffaw&chortle:
that's exactly how you get the sap out of me too
That's the biggest donger I've ever seen. lol
;)
I'll not take THAT bait !!!
Which bait? I'm so confused...being the dumb aussie that I apparently am. lol
I think Zippy is just saying that you've obviously not seen his .... :eek:
That's the biggest donger I've ever seen. lol
Did you mean
"woody"?
This is not really a WTF, but I needed a place to put it.
It's just a drawing that I find enjoyable.
The
Eggchair lost something in translation.
Funny!
Edit: In light of recent discussions in other threads, I just want to point out that I think the similarity between the suspect's image and the newscaster is funny. I don't think that rape is funny, and I don't think that their race has anything to do with how this is funny.
:looks nervously over shoulder:
^must be another pedestrianised zone in England
^must be another pedestrianised zone in England
Oh that is funny, after all the hoopla yesterday! :thumb2:
Sure would make a messy love seat. :D
Coo coo ca choo!
Funny!
Edit: In light of recent discussions in other threads, I just want to point out that I think the similarity between the suspect's image and the newscaster is funny. I don't think that rape is funny, and I don't think that their race has anything to do with how this is funny.
:looks nervously over shoulder:
Quiet, you bigoted misogynist! :D
Elspode...don't be such a bigot-rapist! (likes to rape bigots)
One image was posted in this thread already, and the other is today's IotD.
and right after being put in the Hall of Fame too. What are the odds? :)
He did that just to mock me...
Kiek in de Kok makes it worthwhile though
(take that rapists- yah!)
One image was posted in this thread already, and the other is today's IotD.
Crap. This is what I get for confusing where I'm getting the images from and where I'm sharing 'em. Still, when 3/4 of the posts to the thread involve no images, I feel that fucking up once isn't *too* bad.
Let's try this again.
Dancing monkey!
(this one was definitely not taken from here.)
[strike](PS: Hall of fame? Was ist das? Sounds like a good place to look)[/strike]
Never mind, did a search and found it.
Cool - I didn't even know that thread existed. I've been haunting the WTF Images and the IOTD pretty much exclusively.
Thanks, Flint, honestly.
Here:
Lifetime Achievement Award for WTF Images: John
Edit: You're welcome, man. I love your images. Still can't get over the "abandoned roller coaster" . . .
And, of course, you reply as I'm editing to say I found it. Never fails.
That being said, I have another one of those "Japanese people are weird" ones that I definitely didn't get here:
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oh. i get it. she always wished she could lick her own pu**y
Why is she looking up in tham all but the last one?
BTW, that's about the grossest thing I've seen in awhile. Bring back the man nipples...
The cosplay one is freaking me out the most, actually (middle image top row.)
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The cosplay one is freaking me out the most, actually (middle image top row.)
I was thinking that one would make a nice PWN3D tag...
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Just a little, just a little. [/Tom Tucker]
Looking through the pictures, I was: "weird, weird, wtf?, wtf? wtf? wtf? whatever, whatever, EWW!!"
I like the looks on the cats' faces. They are like "Put me the hell down or i swear, I will pee all over your pillow tonight. WHILE you are using it!" That truely is a :whofart: and a :sick:
Who says you can't give a cat a bath?
"Turn on your heart-light" :D
And, of course, you reply as I'm editing to say I found it. Never fails.
That being said, I have another one of those "Japanese people are weird" ones that I definitely didn't get here:
~snip images of little girls deep-throating cat heads~
I have a bad feeling about that series of pictures. They are definately posing and part of the pose seems to be how wide they can get their mouths or showing their ability to lick and kiss the umm....cat. Just seems very.....
wrong.
Anyone ever seen a documentary on the children being sold as prostitutes in the far east? :greenface
Stormie
I bet her boyfriend on the other one pressured her to do it.
Locked in a pen with a couple of humiliated tigers. Yeah, that sounds like a good time.
Locked in a pen with a couple of humiliated tigers. Yeah, that sounds like a good time.
Not to mention, A great idea! not.
Looking at the harnesses, and the chains around the neck, I can see how it would be difficult for a tiger to turn around and eat the person it is pulling. But what's stopping a tiger from eating the other tiger's passenger? Not a damn thing. Go get 'em, tiger.
In... Harbin, I think it was? Maybe Guilin... Then some friends of ours on the trip with us there had their picture taken sitting on the back or a live tiger.
Idiots.
All the pictures of the cat lady looked posed except for the last one, there she looks like she isn't even aware someone's taking her picture. Guess she decided to tone herself down for her website:greenface
"I'm so fuckin' sick of giving piggy-back rides to Ibram's friends!"
On the topic of riding non-standard animals:
Man, that looks like a man eater, there.
Yeah, wasn't harmed. If you call being cremated unharmed. That had me laughing. But then I am a sick fuck.
Thos Wacky Japanese !!!
It's... just... so... so...
beautiful!:eek:
Thos Wacky Japanese !!!
Hyper Wank Device!!! LOL
Hyper Wank Device!!! LOL
Wryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Is this a gay thing? It's got the Ambiguously Gay Duo on the package.
It's a piece of crossover marketing - memorabilia from an anime movie.
This one's from NASA, and is less WTF than WOW. This isn't a moondog. The big one is the moon. The small one is Venus.
Wow. That's image of the day material. Nice image.
Very nice John. Thats an awesome one
"Girl eating her cat" was just explained, um sorta, on
Boing Boing.
Her name is Nakagawa Shoko. She's a Japanese "Talent" who is regularly on TV on variety shows and advertising. I caught a link to those pictures last week and then ended up seeing her on TV just this weekend. Talent's are women (and sometimes men) who don't have any particular skill or talent, but are on TV because they are attractive. During the video segments on variety shows you see their reactions in an inset screen.
She's famous as a prolific blogger in Japan. She updates about 5 or 6 times daily, mostly from her phone I think, with pictures of her face with stuff written on her forehead and also with pictures of cats (hers and maybe other people's, I'm not really sure). You can check her blog out here:
Link
She's a Japanese Paris Hilton?
From footage of a recent Razorbacks game:
Ye Olde Redde Lighte Districte.
I've got a bunch of crazy transportation images. Following UT's lead over in IOTD, I'm going to clean out my collection a bit.
Apples:
a different kind of overloaded train
not so crazy, but still unusual:
jet chemtrails? :tinfoil:
flares. Maybe you have seen this one around.
submarine watching on vacation
Not exactly transportation, per se.
Maybe you have seen this one around.
Flares or :fsm:
[SIZE="3"]???[/SIZE]Thos Wacky Japanese !!!
There should be hillbillies on the package.:p
flares. Maybe you have seen this one around.
Is that a dog or some sort of lemur? Scary.
:::literally laughed out loud:::
Well, if we're going to recycle ancient images, I could always share Prepare For The Velocirapture!
Are you prepared?
Philippe Ramette - Le Suicide Des Objects
It's not a "what the fuck" if you tell us what it is!
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Ahem (in my best Veruca Salt voice) Daddy, I want a ceiling cat and I want it now!
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Ahem (in my best Veruca Salt voice) Daddy, I want a ceiling cat and I want it now!
I am actually out of breath form laughing so hard.
I fucking love ceiling cat.
"Granny airbag." Too funny! I kinda think this is real...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-ogrMr4lWcMuahahaha thats perfect Bullitt
I love:
get some kleenex
OH that is one PISSED OFF cat !!!
ok - why does that guy (monkey tattoo) have a bar code on his pants? WTF?
I'm going to guess it is because he's such a fucking [SIZE="7"]tool[/SIZE].
That guy better hope he didn't get the coloring TOO accurate on that thing or he may be going through a few bottles of shampoo. Anyone heard of how they breed bald eagles?:rolleyes:
Glatt, apples, ice, overload, pothole and, I think, tractor-tripod are all from the Soviet Union. Did you take those pics?
is that the defanition of hairsutith ????( spellin ?????)
Glatt, apples, ice, overload, pothole and, I think, tractor-tripod are all from the Soviet Union. Did you take those pics?
No, I didn't. Is it my fault if there are lots of wtf pictures coming from that part of the world? :)
is that the defanition of hairsutith ????( spellin ?????)
Hirsute.
hairshirt
damn, wrong thread.
See? I told you unanticipated airbag deployment could be dangerous!
Guy told me this was a 750cc motorcycle engine. One on right he told would pull 7700 lbs.???
This site has some other wonderful photos. This one was strange and needed to be in the 'wtf' thread.
http://www.wild-landscape.com/gallery.htm
This site has some other wonderful photos. This one was strange and needed to be in the 'wtf' thread.
It's a Moeraki boulder on a beach a little north of Dunedin, NZ. They are cool. Almost perfect spheres. They are made very much like an oyster makes a pearl. Except on a geological scale.
[rocket penguin]
Not all that
unusual.
Well you learn something new every day !!!
I thought I just heard someone's tax dollars crying softly...
Is it better to post a picture someplace that it doesnt fit well or to start a new thread?
WTF!? Triple shots of Southern Comfort for $5? Must have been diluted cuz I drank at least 10 of them and could still juggle chainsaws. :blush:
Just doo it....
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You might think this WTF is about the foam. That's only part of it. I've heard of cloth covers on the lid, but on the seat?
A friend's parents always had a padded (not fuzzy though, just vinyl) seat in their guest bathroom. It creeped me out to sit on it.
You know why those are bad? Because, eventually, the padding cracks, and then it pinches your ass when you sit on it. Ow.
The true WTF is a lid with a terry/shag cover that stays up.
That's not a WTF...that's something you need to take out to Area 51 to have analyzed for its gravity-defying properties.
The true WTF is a lid with a terry/shag cover that stays up.
Yes. That's a problem that only men have to deal with. I think it's fairly certain that only women buy terry cloth lid covers.
And in my first apartment, the toilet had a padded seat. It grossed me out for a while, but then I got used to it. It wasn't until a visitor mentioned that they would have replaced the lid that it occurred to me that such an approach was possible. Since then, every new dwelling I've moved into has had its toilet seat replaced with a brand new one before I've used it. It's a great $15 investment for cootie peace of mind.
Heh, heh, heh, glad I'm not the only one who puts in new toilet seats. My husband thinks it's a waste of $$. However, I know what he does on OURS*, and I'd rather not think about what the person before did on theirs before it was ours.
*I retrospect maybe this belongs in the TMI thread....
Too much talk, not enough WTF images!
The true WTF is a lid with a terry/shag cover that stays up.
I especially like those when I'm on a wicked piss and have to take a wicked piss and I'm holding a drink. Is that TMI?
Big Wheels keep on rolling!
"Dude! Tatto a swastika on my face! No, wait...a whole *bunch* of swastikas! This is gonna so fuckin' rock!"
Geez. This kid must have been molested beginning in the womb.
I especially like those when I'm on a wicked piss and have to take a wicked piss and I'm holding a drink. Is that TMI?
How does one know one is having a
wicked piss?
How does one know one is having a wicked piss?
When you are pissed ( Drunk ) and have a WAYYYYY full bladder , and when you piss you piss like a fire hose , and it feels SOOOOOOO GOOOOD !!!!!!
Then grab a clean towel to clean up the spatter and fold it neatly before you put it back in the linen closet.
That is what those pretty "Guest " towles are for !!!! ;)
[makes mental note to take own towels to zippy's and bruce's houses!!]
[makes mental note to take all the towels out of the linen closet before hosting the cellar GTG]
I saw this for the first time in Taipei's Shihlin night market ... apparently they put a candle in your ear, and it's supposed to clean the fucker out. It sounds kinda ... soothing, actually, like jamming a pencil eraser up in there and scooping out a whole buncha ear crud. Google it if you want.
where I grew up, there was a local pharmacy that used to advertise that. They called it ear candling. I always thought it was kind of weird, but what do I know?
covered on IotD
It's not only ineffective, but occasionally harmful.
Now, I've seen back, arm, leg, and just about everywhere-else cupping, but never ear cupping before...
It's ear-candling. It's a funnel-shaped candle being burned while the end of it is in the ear.
I wanna know why the tatoo'd 'skinhead' has hair?!
I saw this for the first time in Taipei's Shihlin night market ... apparently they put a candle in your ear, and it's supposed to clean the fucker out. It sounds kinda ... soothing, actually, like jamming a pencil eraser up in there and scooping out a whole buncha ear crud. Google it if you want.
Actually, I've performed ear candling on several people, including my children. It is perfectly safe if you use the RIGHT type of candle. Where most people get into trouble is trying to use inferior materials, and the wax drips down into their ears. It is something that you should have some training to do (I have) and using quality materials is important. I've had it really clear up problems for people, and it does get out excess ear wax.
I wanna know why the tatoo'd 'skinhead' has hair?!
Remember you're talking about a complete moron here
He's got hair because hair grows back pretty fast when you're not shaving daily, and you don't get a chance to shave your head daily in prison.
And now, for something completely different.
not all skinheads shave their heads. it is an affiliation, not an affliction. not all christians wear crosses, etc.
and this sick twisted fuck is an abomination and source of rage to "real" skinheads. skinheads were and generally still are lower end, blue collar kids, that were involved in a certain music scene, and to a degree common political ideology which had absolutely NOTHING to do with racial prejudice. in fact, many of the first generation of skins were black.
*yes i have a shaved head. i am not now, nor have i ever been a skinhead. it has never been my style to belong to anything. i know quite a few from my years in the music scene though.
*the racist piles of shit tend to wear red laces and straps to self-identify. as if their 2 1/2 nearly dead brain cells and little bitty peni don't make them stand out enough.
Umm ... what is that animal?
A bird-panda photoshop...
yeah, but why? it's creepy.
I'm with you on the creepy part. But I guess they did it because... they can. Heheh...
creepy - but it works, in a creepy kinda way
There are scads of this sort of thing online. I even saw a line of school folders that had these pics on them.
Gallagher preps for his new act.
Clearly labelled, it is - "Kat"
Gene Simmons reincarnated.
That tiger is laying on a board, whacked out on tiger drugs, being prepared to get hauled somewhere and have a procedure, I'm guessing.
Hmmm, I just thought it was a normal feline, lolling in the sun and yawning. He just happens to have a bigger tongue than housecats.
Whoever coined the phrase "dog's life"? Looks like cats have all the ideas on how to enjoy life! ;)
I don't think I can compete with the leggless guy and the tiger but I did say wtf when I saw these drawings...
Guess what the medium is??????
guess, guess, guess! :)
oh and please check out the link. The last photo on the page. Dosn't that guy look like undertoad? I thought so. Kinda cute in a undertoaded kinda way.
http://www.dailybuzzer.com/dust-artI'm a cross between that guy
and this guy
Dosn't that guy look like undertoad?
I thought it was Spielberg
Who's that other guy UT?
If It's all the same. I don't think so.
@Shawnee. If it's all the same. I don't think so to that one either. :p
Who's that other guy UT?
If It's all the same. I don't think so.
@Shawnee. If it's all the same. I don't think so to that one either. :p
:) Resemblance is in the eye of the beholder.
Must have been something in the water...
:yelsick: F*CK.
Thanks a hell of a lot.
Why the long face?
He looks a little down in the mouth.
Is he saying the kid 'Hey, less of your lip'
He's all mouth and trousers.
I could go on...
Is he eating a live octopus?
That tiger is laying on a board, whacked out on tiger drugs, being prepared to get hauled somewhere and have a procedure, I'm guessing.
damn. tigers get the best drugs...
9th might be right about his assesmnet of acupuncture, it doesn't seem to have worked for that guy
I want to see Cotton Watts, "America's #1 minstral man"!
Damn jpeg is too big, I'll get it right!
Interesting that both Ms Utah and Ms Ohio are red states...
Peachtree has complete dinners from $2..... that I'd like to see. :rolleyes:
fire up your time machine dude and swing by and pick me up on your way over. I was born in Atlanta.
Hold back now, here's more!
Don't drink wine while uploading!!!
One more and I'm crashing!
I especially love the fact that those were archived at GSU, I went to college there, ljust eft recently in May. Never found that section of the library!!
They just don't do hair like that anymore.
Girl #2 looks like she's wearing a football helmet.
Rock Loo-OOOOOOO-ooobster...
Man, I wish this had been in better focus, because it would *so* be hanging on my office wall tomorrow.
Man, you said a mouth full! :bonk:
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Yoga.
I was going to guess corsetry.
No no, it's not normally like that, she's sucking it in as hard as she can. My little brother can do that, not quite that extreme but close.
I used to be able to do that, when I was a teenager. To a pretty similar degree.
Then I started fighting, and filled out big.
And, since this is the WTF IMAGES thread, I'm going to post an image. You should, too!
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Needs a macro lens for this one!
This must be a requirement for new recruits!
A homeowners association in southwestern Colorado has threatened to fine a resident $25 a day until she removes a Christmas wreath with a peace sign that some say is an anti-Iraq war protest or a symbol of Satan.
The association in this 200-home subdivision 270 miles southwest of Denver has sent a letter to her saying that residents were offended by the sign and the board "will not allow signs, flags etc. that can be considered divisive."
The subdivision's rules say no signs, billboards or advertising are permitted without the consent of the architectural control committee.
Bob Kearns, president of the Loma Linda Homeowners Association, ordered the committee to require Jensen to remove the wreath, but members refused after concluding that it was merely a seasonal symbol that didn't say anything. Kearns fired all five committee members.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/anti_peace_signXXXXX XX XXXXX and good will towards XXX [SIZE=1]Americans[/SIZE].
I find the ugly wall of the house more offensive then the wreath!
I took this one this morning on our way back to Houston. This sign has been up for as long as I can rembember as you enter Hondo, Texas.
Someone in my town keeps putting up a really official looking road sign which says "Welcome to _____. Bend over and grab your ankles."
I guess the city keeps removing them and someone keeps putting up more.
Well, it's nice to know my gramma's couch is safe from Terrorists!
I find it interesting that an expression of Peace on Earth could in any way be considered a divisive or political statement, especially at this time of year. What does this say about the radical bent our nation has taken these past, um, six years or so?
funny last couple pages of photos
http://yoke.cc/handart.htm
I took this one this morning on our way back to Houston. This sign has been up for as long as I can rembember as you enter Hondo, Texas.
I used to live in Hondo, Texas, about 10 years ago. Then we moved to Castroville, then back to Georgia. We lived in Texas about 3 years.
The hand art stuff is great. Don't stop at the linked page, but go on to the artist's site. Really great stuff there.
A homeowners association in southwestern Colorado has threatened to fine a resident $25 a day until she removes a Christmas wreath with a peace sign that some say is an anti-Iraq war protest or a symbol of Satan.http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/anti_peace_sign
So now Satan is the Prince of Peace? Has Christianity in America really gone that far astray?
Has Christianity in America really gone that far astray?
It's been there for a long, long time, in a lot of places.
It's the kind of result you get when you actively reject rational thought of all kinds.
That being said, this is the WTF Images thread, and so I post images. You should too!
http://www.threadless.com/product/648/THIS_Is_How_The_World_Ends
And two from a webcomic:
A teaser:
You can see the rest of Good Hitler Versus Space Hitler here:
http://www.goats.com/archive/050315.htmlThe clownhead pic seems as though it might have come from that set taken at the defunct Russian amusement park we saw here some time back.
I so want that clownhead.
...that set taken at the defunct Russian amusement park...
Does anyone have a general idea where those russian amusement park pics are? I did a search to no avail. I love that kind of stuff!
Does anyone have a general idea where those russian amusement park pics are?
It was posted by user: John. Do an advanced search, in the images forum, display hits as posts (not threads).
Edit: Also, the word "giant" will be in the text of the post.[COLOR="White"] . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . [/COLOR]Did you find it yet?
I'm an ignoranamus...let me try again.
Here
Clownhead not there but I love the pics of the old abandoned roller coaster in the fog. Really cool.
Thanks, Mr Flint.
Edited to add: How did you know the word giant was in the post? Was this what you call an opportunity for learning? :)
"Light a man a fire, and he will be warm for a day.
Light a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life."
heehee
I love the kitties
hehehe
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If you follow the link and scroll down the page you'll find other facinating photos.
http://www.rockinghamremembered.com/WHNeatPhotos.html
Actually, it's not a Photoshop image. That looks way too good to be
real life. It's a landscape rendered in
Terragen.
I used to put play with Terragen fairly often (although I never did anything
that good), and the sun in that image resembles the suns in a few of the scenes that I've rendered.
hehehe
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If you follow the link and scroll down the page you'll find other facinating photos.
http://www.rockinghamremembered.com/WHNeatPhotos.html
Some very nice pictures on that site, pity that the info given about them is almost all wrong (pedantic Meteorology student :D)
Are you sure this isn't real? Because Mount Shasta throws off some really cool lenticular clouds in real life. And I'm fairly sure that is the main peak of Shasta in that pic.
I think the storm cloud pictures come from Extreme Instability.
http://www.extremeinstability.com/Those aren't lenticular clouds over Mt. Shasta. It's an alien space craft.
And you people think you're so scientifically enlightened!
Sheesh!
That is cool. That guy Batman and Robin are trying to save looks almost REAL! Not to mention the fine detail of his surroundings.
I'm constantly amazed!
Not that there's anything wrong with that. :lol:
That is cool. That guy Batman and Robin are trying to save looks almost REAL! Not to mention the fine detail of his surroundings.
I'm constantly amazed!
Cheese and rice...what do I have to do to get a laugh around here. That's darn funny!!!!!:cool:
It's easier to understand rotated 180 degrees.
I want one!
Do you want fries with that?
Oh sorry, not a Friday IOTD...
Comic book propaganda from WWII...
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Comic book propaganda from WWII...
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Ah, for the simpler days when racist propaganda was still politically correct.
ADA enforcement chair.;)
Nice.:D
I want the gun mounted on this though... I can't use a scooter, can't have my arms out like that.
Thanks for the link, some time ago, Bruce...
The Segway's big brother that was on the Dean Kamen episode of the Colbert Report would be pretty cool, too.
Not really so WTF, Bruce. I bet some of the locals will be heading south on vacation.
BTW, we were at Newport on vacation this last summer. I remember walking by that shop -- multiple times. My daughters have discovered clothes as a hobby.
Uncle Virgil gets to babysit his nephew
Uncle Virgil gets to babysit his nephew
Wouldn't that be niece? Unless they dress boys in pink where Uncle Virgil is from.
This ran in the NY Times 2 days ago. The guy on the left is the Governor to be, seems he has a fixation on somebody's earlobe! ;)
From a
Christian jewellery site. This is the card that comes with the "purity" signet ring set you buy as a gift for your teenage son.
It's not WTF in that you can tell what it is for, just WTF anyway imo.
*Chuckles* bet that's what all the teenage boys want for their birthday.
Sexual sin? This is what I dispise about organized western religion and atonement theology, fear and guilt :worried:
"only you should break open this seal". Nice way of saying, "pop my cherry".
Bruce is a genius! This ring might even help the young boy to get laid!
Does the envelope come with extra glue strips?
OMG - they learn to forge their parents' signatures for school report slips and absence notes, then use that skill to forge witness signatures on a stockpile of Purity Cards.
Wicked, wicked boys.
Wolf - the signet ring is a traditional type with a raised design. The pack includes sealing wax with which the envelope is sealed. Doesn't stop you backdating one I suppose, but you won't be able to reseal it easily.
Actually, wax seals are a lot easier to pry off and re-seal. Nice they made it easier for me.
Anybody else amused by the "Girl's Budded Cross" design?
The Boys "Crown of Thorns" might also have other implications.
I'm not about to put my Lance of Longinus in a Crown of Thorns! That would hurt!
That would hurt!
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In India, there is no OSHA.
In India, there is no OSHA.
I was out a plant doing some photography and I noticed that the fork lifts had loud buzzers that went off every time the backed up. The guy from the plant that I was working for said that OSHA made them install them but then said they were too loud so now the operators had to wear earplugs! :rolleyes:
POLICE ALERT
Police are urging visitors to the city centre to be especially vigilant for a new gang operating a slick routine that is aimed at stealing from unwary persons.
They say that the gang usually comprises four members. While the three younger ones, all appearing to be cute and innocent, divert their "mark" (or intended target) with a show of friendliness and fun, the fourth - the eldest of this gang of criminals - sneaks in from behind the person's back to expertly rifle undetected through their pockets and bags for any valuables being carried.
The attached picture taken from CCTV operating in the inner city shows the gang in operation.
Get that duck to steal a phone # is more like it.
Wonder what the reward would be for returning her wallet? ;)
Roast duck?
I don't know...she kinda looks like Crying Game material to me. ;)
I don't know...she kinda looks like Crying Game material to me. ;)
aaflac!:p
Crap, that's what I get for hotlinking and not double-checking.
MMMMMM Snuggley Juggley !!!!
Aww. I hope he doesn't get surprised...it'll spring a leak!
.
But... where's Red Dwarf?!
But... where's Red Dwarf?!
no firefly class either...
Just because you can do it, doesn't mean it's a good idea.
Hey Billitt, what's the WTF? I'm not a sci-fi buff, but that was kinda cool. Made me miss "V". I liked that show.
That made me laugh yesterday
I checked it today and it made me laugh even more
I'm going to have to print it out and see if I can lessen it's impact
Either that or laugh more every day until I rupture something
The dog/shoes has the same effect on me. I tried to explain it to my wife, without being at the PC where I could show her. It's less funny out loud.
Dorkzilla.
Quick, somebody photoshop in a picture of the world's tallest man's cock, as a comparison.
I'm in ur spinuch...
givin u E coli.
Shouldn't that be a chihuaua in those greens?
I reckon this is a what the fuck. It is for me, anyway.
IMPORTANT, Personal Information for Sale
Beginning in July 2006 a new database will be available to the general public free of charge that displays your personal information (names, addresses, phone number, birth dates). Social Security is available for a price. The database is found at
http://www.zabasearch.com. Type in your name and check. You will be SHOCKED as I was. I urge you to forward this email to family and friends. Check to see if your name and information is in their database. If so and you want it removed, send them an e-mail at [email]info@zabasearch.com[/email] to request it to be removed. After opting out by email, check back after a few days to make certain your information has been removed. If it has not been removed then file a complaint with your Attorney General.
Eh. :::shrugs shoulders:::
My current name didn't even have my current town I live in listed. Plus, It had me down at an address I never lived at. My maiden name was more correct. $49.95 for a background check? Puh'lease.
RE: zabasearch
Yeah, I'm not impressed. My current name brought up nothing related to me. My maiden name (including middle name!) brought up too many results unless I added the city AND the year I was born. This brought up 15 "different person" entries at addresses I have lived at, duplicating addresses, mixed in with another 50 or so different people. Except one of the ones that was "me" claimed I was born in 1946. It's nothing more than an out-of-date credit check.
MMMMMM Snuggley Juggley !!!!
I'm in ur boobz!
The wtf with mine is that someone actually had the time and interest to friggin find the ship lengths and make that.
Here's the truck that fucked up ZippyT's scale being escorted away for a time out...
MMMMMM Snuggley Juggley !!!!
Who says puppies and kittens can't get along?
My address is out of date.
re Zabasearch:
Current name...way old address.
MAiden name: I guess I never existed.
Octopus trying to get in the ass shot action....
LOL: the label says "Jesus Christ Superstore."
comics.:eek:
Ahem
I said, I said, Jesus Christ Superstore
Jesus Christ, Superstore!
Shop here for Icons, We'll save you more!
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Jesus Saves...and so can you, at Jesus Christ Superstore!
I wanna' shop the bakery.
Jesus Christ Superstore
We should be crucified for prices this low!
Jesus Christ Superstore
Where the savings don't stop 'til the last heathen drops!
Jesus Christ Superstore:
Who in the world do we think we are...for having PRICES THIS LOW!
I wanna' shop the bakery.
Bleck. All that unleavened crap? Might as well just eat flour.
The sharp-eyed amongst you will note the bottle of Resolve sitting on the counter, in the background. Methinks this form of punishment for piddling is a bit harsh.
MMMM Braised Puppy !!!!
But you need to clean it first !!!!! ;)
The sharp-eyed amongst you will note the bottle of Resolve sitting on the counter, in the background. Methinks this form of punishment for piddling is a bit harsh.
Second.
.
There is wrong, and then there is wonderful.
MMMM Braised Puppy !!!!
But you need to clean it first !!!!! ;)
If you deep fry them, the hair comes right off.
A hide like that though, you could make a nice cap.
It has long been my misfortune not to have a pot to piss in. Now that I know where it is, I no longer want it.
One of my lunatics, if he finds he needs to take a piss in the kitchen, and knows he can't make it to the bathroom, will use his spaghetti pot.
WTF is wrong with the sink? What is he, an animal?
WTF is wrong with the sink? What is he, an animal?
No, he's :crazy:
:::wishes for cuckoo clock smilie with sound:::
WTF is wrong with the sink? What is he, an animal?
Depends on how you look at it.
He did cut his mother's throat once. Didn't kill her, though.
Back in those days (early 1960s), when you went to the state hospital, they taught you a trade. So of course, what, in it's infinite wisdom did the state decide was a good trade for him?
Go ahead. Guess.
Back in those days (early 1960s), when you went to the state hospital, they taught you a trade. So of course, what, in it's infinite wisdom did the state decide was a good trade for him?
Go ahead. Guess.
Umm, Butcher?
Oh don't say they tought him to cook !!!!
Special sauce indeed !!!!
Shawnee's got it.
I also know that for a long while he was the shoeshine man at City Hall. He shined Frank Rizzo's shoes every day.
Wow, and I bet most barbers still shaved with that machete looking thing in those days. Scary! :eek:
that's one big
mola
or soon-to-be-stinking
ocean sunfishthat's one big mola
or soon-to-be-stinking ocean sunfish
I had no idea what it was. That's one weird looking fish.
Monterey Bay Aquarium FTW.
Mad looking little bugger !!!
[Tweety Bird ]"I'll Huff and and I'll Puff and I'll blow Bubbles at ya !!!!" [/Tweety Bird ]
Is that the cover from the new printing of "MAUS"?
Mad looking little bugger !!!
[Tweety Bird ]"I'll Huff and and I'll Puff and I'll blow Bubbles at ya !!!!" [/Tweety Bird ]
:haha:
(It's a closeup of velcro)
I've seen a lot of nativity scenes in my travels. Some are just a suggestion of the theme, like a minimalist sketch. Some are lavish with live animals and/or actors. Some are rather crude, as if it were a kindergarten project. One thing they have in common is angels, usually looking more like cherubs.
But this is the first nativity scene angel, I've seen, that looks like a serial killer, stalker, poser or gay bob. :eek:
Eek! A tarted-up mannequin? Definitely a poser. :p
"..but HE'S bona fide....."
from Oh Brother, Where Art Thou.
Ok I can do better than the lamo- expresso art thing.
The trains in Tokyo have TVs on them, and occasionally there is a "Learn English in 60 seconds" program that comes on.
I was like, "oh, that's nice, let's see what kind of garbage English they're teaching the Japanese." But I wasn't prepared for this.
I guess Japanese must be a pretty easy language to write. When I typed "My wife will have a cow if I go out drinking tonight." into Babelfish and freetranslation.com, they both converted it to "私の妻に牛があり私が出かければ今夜飲む。".
Ah but it translates back as "There be a cow in my wife and drink tonight if I go out "
LOL...then when you convert that back to Japanese then back to English again it says:
Thereupon, the female cow is in my wife and also drinks tonight if I go out
New user title? Had to cut the end off, but I like it!
can you guys keep it going back and forth until it resembles a dadaist poem?
When you translate it backwards it reads "Paul is dead".
can you guys keep it going back and forth until it resembles a dadaist poem?
How's this:
Drink alcohol tonight when I go out
with that is same in the case of a top
because a/the woman [woman [a/the female]]
of the female cow of the female of
a/the woman [a/the female]
is at the center of my wife
When you translate it backwards it reads "Paul is dead".
:D
awesome work Shawnee. I should read that at a poetry open mic.
Well, what woman hasn't kissed a man she knew was lion. :D
aww, huggy kissy...
makes my submission seem so cold and um fruity.
Fruit Carving
http://takashi64.hp.infoseek.co.jp/page004.html
This model of Saint Paul's Cathedral has working lights and bells.
And it's made out of fruitcake.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007010432,00.htmlOut of and by, it would seem...
This is what happens when you try to repress sexual urges for friends. They have to come out someway...
What are you...a fruitcake? :p
Here's one for ya Bruce :D since we are in a crappy mood!
did you ever wounder what happend to Afred E newman ( Mad Mag )
He actually gets dumber looking.
At least he had his teeth fixed.
The Queen of the Desert
by Dan O
United States, Joshua Tree Area
Once the #1 tourist attraction in the Joshua Tree National Monument during the first part of the 20th Century. It is now hidden from public view.
The polished balls I can understand, but I wonder why the hocks are even more shiny. Maybe cuz there so out there...
I bet people use them to help get up and down off the ground when taking ball pictures.
The polished balls I can understand, but I wonder why the hocks are even more shiny. Maybe cuz there so out there...
You rub the balls for luck, the hocks are used to lean on.
You rub the balls for luck, the hocks are used to lean on.
I'll bet you say that to all the girls.
Nobody leans on my hocks. Period.
I had to hock my hocks for extra cash; I am now hockless.
Don't know what you're missin' dude!
Don't know what you're missin' dude!
In the immortal words of the sage Donald Rumsfeld:
"Reports that say that something hasn't happened are always interesting to me, because as we know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns -- the ones we don't know we don't know."
Some things, *this thing*, is better left unknown. But thanks, really.
I wonder if she can shoot a ping pong ball across a crowded...never mind.
Some enchanted evening
you may shoot a pong ball
you may shoot a pong ball
across a crowded...
oh sorry, he said never mind.
Good thing she didn't have diarhea!
You know, there's an infamous case of a professional wrestler crapping his trunks mid-match...
That's a "skinny pig" - a hairless breed of guinea pig.
Since this is the images thread, an image:
Hippo kills, eats zebra.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007030285,00.htmlThe "pouches" all seem to be the same size, but there is a variety of colors to choose from....
http://www.fellowlike.com.tw/en/?d=product3
(It's a rock lobster)
Forgive my ignorance, who are the 2 dudes on the left and right claws? Thanks!
Ohh I wanna rock lobster!!
I think the sunglasses guy might be Bono, and the other one is Mick Jagger with irritable bowel syndrome.
That would be my best guesses, anyway.
Not only is this comic awesome, but there's almost a thousand of them, all brilliant, and all with the exact same art. Seriously.
http://www.qwantz.com/THE easiest comic ever. Ryan North is a genius, and if anyone else tried it, it'd just be lame since he did it first.
He's not the first to do an "art never changes" strip, actually - and I suspect it's a lot harder than it looks, since he can't ever change the art, the pacing or the positioning.
Since this is the WTF pictures thread and we're talking about comics, I submit Randy Milholland's new line of bumper stickers:
Available here:
http://www.somethingpositive.net/rww/store-bumper-werewolves.htmlI think the sunglasses guy might be Bono, and the other one is Mick Jagger with irritable bowel syndrome.
I agree with Bono, but I think the guy on the right is supposed to be Jim Morrison.
I do believe you are correct. It really didn't look like Jagger, but he was my best guess - good eye, on that.
And now a picture:
A frilled shark, rarely seen alive because its natural habitat is 600 metres or more under the sea, is seen in this photo released by the Awashima Marine Park in Numazu, south of Tokyo January 24, 2007.
http://news.yahoo.com/photo/070124/photos_ts/2007_01_24t081403_450x340_us_shark_japanJohn, I love you for the S*P.
I agree with Bono, but I think the guy on the right is supposed to be Jim Morrison.
I was going to go for Marc Bolan...
I agree with Bono, but I think the guy on the right is supposed to be Jim Morrison.
I think the lips are Jagger's
F.H.A
Future Hoodlums of America! :rolleyes:
this falls in that category too.
It LOOKS like bolan, but I'm sure its not supposed to be. It's either jagger or morrison.
not really a WTF cause I know what it is, but...
The so-called 'map of evil' from GY!BE's Yanqui U.X.O. album, linking major record companies to the military industrial complex - Yanqui U.X.O.
look closely.
Couldn't he just wear a SIGN that says "Open For Business"? lol!!
Class pic of one of your kids there, Glatt? :D
Or maybe he's saying "Now I understand how the 'surge' will work!"
That would be funny as hell to just sit there like that watching peoples faces.
The USS Harry Truman, made out of lego.
More images!
http://ahboon.net/2007/01/22/uss-lego/These are my brother's feet. I get the heebs just looking at this. It's the tower in Toronto, I think. Glass floor.
How about
this glatt?
Wow. I never heard of that. Amazing. Opens in just two months. No way would I pay $25 to walk out there.
How about this glatt?
Oh Shit! We're going there this Summer. Now I will probably have to do that even though I'll probably hate it...
....just because......
"Next! Tickets, please, tickets"
I am in ur treez, gettin my groovez on
___ & ___ & ___ & ___ IN A TREE _ _ _ _ I N G
were in ur treez
rapin ur white wimmen
wherez de fire departman when u needz im? [/thought baloon]
were in ur treez
rapin ur white wimmen
make that "white pussy".
:eek: I really did not think I could be out-harshed. :D
She's once..... twice....... three times a lady.
Glatt: Certainly looks like the CN Tower's profile.
WTF: A cat playing Nintendogs. What, was Katamari Damacy too complicated?
She's once..... twice....... three times a lady.
unts, tice, fee tines a mady
unts, tice, fee tines a mady
Please buy my new album "Buh-whee sings"
Awesome shawnee
Nice pic...reminds me of that old Yes song:
"Owner of a Shopping Cart..."
Your mind works in mysterious ways. :)
what? no :fsm: ?
Nice pic...reminds me of that old Yes song:
"Owner of a Shopping Cart..."
Reminds me of Roundabout...
The poor kitty in the tree and the lego art were great!
the shopping cart thing . . . whoa!
and I supposed this happened in the night, with no one owning up to it?
What does :fsm: mean??
I'm so glad you asked that!
the shopping cart thing . . . whoa!
and I supposed this happened in the night, with no one owning up to it?
You never heard of "cart circles"?
Cart circles, often found in fields near Car Henge.
Ohhh they are cool shoes!!
These are my brother's feet. I get the heebs just looking at this. It's the tower in Toronto, I think. Glass floor.
The glass panels were pretty scratched when I was there - so not a real illusion I'd expected.
No rails & glass floors in the olden times:
dancing on glacier point (Yosemite) (it's a 3250 ft. drop there) ...
having a good rest ...
watch out, slippery!!! ...
... and in stereo:
http://www.worldofstereoviews.com/yosemitepage.htm
Wow... now there is a threadbomb... but I'm speachless...
"I'm in ur head killin' Freud" perhaps?
This one struck me as funny. I mean, what the fuck?
I saw a guy walking a rubber rat in NY. He even gave it a "drink" from a puddle.
St. Marks is a great area.
This one struck me as funny. I mean, what the fuck?
Maybe he has issues and can't leave the house without constant monitoring. lol!!!
...a full circle. This work of art was made by my ceramics teacher.
I like that.
So do I. The guy's a nutter. Ate all that tuna himself and saved the cans....
(he's also a good friend, so I can call him names ;))
Hmmmmm
I find the man in the bunny suit oddly attractive.....
I'm betting his door doesn't swing your way, me lovely.
Monitor man is taking that whole click and drag thing a bit too far...
Oh so That's what the cellar cookie looks like , Now it make sence !!!
ain't static cling a Byotch !!!
LMAO at the last two WTF's--OMG, sooooooo funny! Thanks, all; seeing these two pics really makes my day! :)
I'll bet those owls have got some huge boobs with their feathers off.
I'll bet those owls have got some huge boobs with their feathers off.
SOMEONE needs to get laid. :worried:
I saw a pair of these this weekend hanging off a truck. I'm thinking, "That CAN'T be what I think it is." But it was.
http://bullsballs.com/car/accessories.htmlI saw a pair of these this weekend hanging off a truck. I'm thinking, "That CAN'T be what I think it is." But it was.
http://bullsballs.com/car/accessories.html
Maybe they were just taking them out for a teste drive. ;)
Achewood has covered it and more.
you're not going to catch me sticking girl parts on my VeeHickEl. No way, no how.
Although . . . I do tend to notice cars' asses. As in, "that car has a weird shaped ass . . . "
I need help!
and Sheldon: you ought to be 'shamed! :)
you're not going to catch me sticking girl parts on my VeeHickEl. No way, no how.
Although . . . I do tend to notice cars' asses. As in, "that car has a weird shaped ass . . . "
I need help!
and Sheldon: you ought to be 'shamed! :)
Just because I had the balls to say it? hehehe
oh, the possibilities for the interior design of a manual/stick-shift car :eek:
What's a cellar cookie?
I hate these hybrid vehicles. And some of them look like they were just thrown together with duct tape.
Put a handle on this dog(?) and colour it beige, and it can hide rather convincingly with my mops. I won't speculate on how to attach the handle.
I'm also wondering why we've spent thousands of years of selective breeding to turn wolves into flying mop heads.
Put a handle on this dog(?) and colour it beige, and it can hide rather convincingly with my mops. I won't speculate on how to attach the handle.
I'm also wondering why we've spent thousands of years of selective breeding to turn wolves into flying mop heads.
It's a Puli. They are meant to look like short Rastas. Without the ganja, although the experience of individual owners may vary.
(There was a guy in my college dorm that used to get his gerbil high, so I allow for this possibility)
Put a handle on this dog(?) and colour it beige, and it can hide rather convincingly with my mops. I won't speculate on how to attach the handle.
I'm also wondering why we've spent thousands of years of selective breeding to turn wolves into flying mop heads.
OMG!!! I didn't realize that was a dog!!! I kept wondering why a picture of a wad of yarn on glass was posted here! hahaha
Male camel toe... My eyes, [SIZE="3"]my eyes!! [/SIZE]
:yeldead:
OMG!!! I didn't realize that was a dog!!!...
Nor did I, reminded me of this
rather !
Is that one of the soot critters from "Spirited Away"?
Male camel toe... My eyes, [SIZE="3"]my eyes!! [/SIZE]
:yeldead:
I had exactly the same reaction . . . I'm not a huge fan of female ones even!!
Is that one of the soot critters from "Spirited Away"?
Now see here!Whoops. Sorry...I didn't actually look closely at that image. All I really saw was the glowing bits, and I zipped right by it.
Great minds and all that?
Great minds indeed. I'm flattered. :tips cap:
Achewood has covered it and more.
I suddenly have the desire to test the limits of my local law enforcement and see if I can hang not only a plastic scrotum from my bumper, but a massive rubber penis.
some friends and I spent a WHOLE day scrounging around LA once looking for a bra that would fit a car , not a car bra , but a REAL bra , weird , but most folks said we were not the first to ask for that .
Got to Love LA
Yes, it's a real tattoo.
Yes, those are chickens.
I was all WTF over that, until I googled it and learned that not only is it a real product but it is a
CAR STEREO HEAD.
Now there needs to be a new category, which I'll call WTFF, for What The Fucking Fuck.
Maybe Panasonic discovered a warehouse full of commie virgins.
The analogue retro craze has officially gone over the top.
just be sure to switch it off before attempting to start the car.
The analogue retro craze has officially gone over the top.
What, playing compressed digital files through a tube amp? ha ha ha
it's interesting that they call it a B flat tube...
B flat mysteries...it's interesting that they call it a B flat tube...
B flat mysteries...
I heard that on NPR this morning. That's why I was searching for "b flat" stuff online.
"Come to Papa Bear!"
"Come to Papa Bear!"
Man, that girl is *bearly* 12.
The bear thing.
Is that photoshop or what? It doesn't look it, but wtf is someone doing taking pictures like that, since when do people have diving boards of that caliber in their backyard pools, and is it just my imagination or does that pool not look deep enough for that board and does that board extend over the water at all?
/diving pedant
Oh yeah, and why are the house lights on in the day and is that snow on the roof?
I agree with Bruce. The whole pool section looks fine to me, but I think the bear foreground was added in.
I'm kinda wondering who would sneak up on a bear then snap a picture.
The board ain't right, but the rest I can accept.
The board is fine. It doesn't go far out into the water, but it's a fairly short pool so the deep end probably isn't very long. There's a bend in the pool toward the back of the picture, that's where the shallow end would be.
There's no snow on the roof of the house and I have my lights on almost all the time so I don't find it odd that someone else would.
Believe it or not there are folks who love a good gag and have access to suffed bears, admittedly, the bears usually have an "action" pose.
Don't you think this is getting a little threadbare? ;)
It was a SHARK I tell you !!!!
that's a domesticated bear. he is simply greeting his neighbor in a warm and friendly manner. look at how well kept his coat is. brushed out and clean from debris. the girl is not alarmed, and obviously has learned to communicate with the bear. She's saying, "hello Mr Bear. And how are you this fine warm afternoon? Would you like to see the new back flip I'm working on?"
I'd PAY to see you TRY and put that on a cat !!!
A prop from Minority Report, I presume.
No, a leftover from the Ashcroft regime.
What a weird freaking accident! They never taught me how to avoid this one in driver's ed.
I had that EXACT same thing happen to me , but it was a drain cover in a food plant and I was driveing a fork lift ,
The Maint dude said it happens ALL the time !!
If this happened more often, I'd actually watch soccer!
Stupid mole rat! You're not a Xenomorph!
Looks like a scene from "Alien".
Either that or a kinky porn video. lol!!
Dude !!
DON'T post the same pic !!!!!
A rare mutation has left an eight-day-old duckling in Britain with two nearly full-sized legs behind the two he runs on.
Stumpy's a quadraquacker (with pic)
That face-fucking critter reminds me of the stuffed-toy-humping chihuahua.
A rare mutation has left an eight-day-old duckling in Britain with two nearly full-sized legs behind the two he runs on.
Stumpy's a quadraquacker (with pic)
I wonder if it has wings - you can't tell in the pic.
Are the Olympics in France again?
Are the Olympics in France again?
OMG that's funny! And so early in the morning, too!
I wonder if it has wings - you can't tell in the pic.
It's an X-Duck. "Sometimes evolution takes a giant leap".
Call him Duckerine.
He could lead the
Civic Minded Fowls.
Only two breasts? :sniff:
There's some Youtube video on these girls. They are entirely remarkable for how well adjusted they are to being conjoined teenagers. Almost hard to feel sorry for them, so happy do they seem.
Man.... the saving on clothes! Unless one doesn't like the same. And it would technically be only one mouth to feed! But, they are truly fascinating girls. Proving two heads are better than one! Kudos to them!
so...would she date 2 guys or just one? what if one was a lesbian?
The dehydrated water one reminds me of the old game Space Quest:
http://www.spacequest.net/sq1/inventory/
(Scroll down a bit.)
:)
5 hours looking all these photos and posts....i truly have to say WTF!!
Thanks all!!
Well it was this thread that hooked me here too y'know...
Photo credit: BigV
I love it--the WTF is *built in*!!
Are you sure that's not "THE" sideways?
You're like the barefoot cobbler's kid, aren't you?
:eyebrow:
Are you sure that's not "THE" sideways?
Nope. But it's fekkin hilarious.
Geez, the Amityville Horror redux.
Are you sure that's not "THE" sideways?
[SIZE="4"]TH E[/SIZE] ... I think you may be right... I mean, it would work...
Are you sure that's not "THE" sideways?
Every party's got a pooper, that's why we invited you....
I think they did mean "the" and didn't intend WTF...which makes it more funny. Or, they're really clever and did it on purpose. Either way, I love it.
WTF, Mac-daddy...yo!
.
I've got one with mismatched eyes...
omg how cute lolz
doze are my good boys! git'em good doggies! git'em!
I didn't know Polar Bears ate pigs.
So would that be the Filet of Pigs?
A place that many folks should call home:
*snicker*
I once dated a guy whose last name was Hotard.
Every party's got a pooper, that's why we invited you....
Didn't mean to take the fun out of it:sniff: - it's still funny!
omg how cute lolz
Headline: Pack of predator puppies pounces on pig. Entrails to follow.
I thought this pic was just posted a while ago.......
Just recently I watched The Exorcist. Captain Howdy was the "entity" that the daughter talked to using the ouija board, in the beginning of the movie. It puts your screen name in a whole different light.
Just recently I watched The Exorcist. Captain Howdy was the "entity" that the daughter talked to using the ouija board, in the beginning of the movie. It puts your screen name in a whole different light.
Ahhh, I didn't remember that from the movie; it 'splains the Linda Blair photo!
I just read something online about how people were pissed about the name.
Goddamn prudish meddlers.
All I hear in my head with the puppies is "gotta' eat".
Hmmph.
The other side of the sign, taken by *me*. Shame on me for holding it and not posting it. Bad me. First thought: chick bar.
Same thing?
Noooo...noooo... I don't mean that....
??
I meant that I took that picture of that sign a month ago. Sheldonrs had the nerve to scoop me by posting it before me. :huff: But the real point is it's a funny picture, and I had it and didn't post it out of laziness or whatever.
I have Never heard the term "FeMullet " befor , But here ya go
http://www.mulletjunky.com/femullets.htm
This chick looks like she would Kick LJ's ASS !!!!!!!
Looks like she already has. Check the wrist brace.
I'll never understand why the Little Dutch boy got so famous for sticking his finger in one of those. lol!!!
This chick looks like she would Kick LJ's ASS !!!!!!!
Actually, lesbians are generally very fond of LJ. Lesbians, big biker women, and crazy people - they are all drawn to him for some reason, always have been, it's weird.
I'll never understand why the Little Dutch boy got so famous for sticking his finger in one of those. lol!!
BwHAAAAA !!!!!!!:sweat: :biglaugha :biglaugha :rotflol: :rotflol: :rotflol:
Actually, lesbians are generally very fond of LJ. Lesbians, big biker women, and crazy people - they are all drawn to him for some reason, always have been, it's weird.
Um...because they're actually after you? :D
:eyebrow:
neeken? what language is that in?
Shows up only on German sites from what I can tell, but I can't get a translation.
I'd guess Afrikaans, googling now...
GuysguysGUYS, youre all so racist!
It's obviously referring to his nike shoes.
Happy Dog , Happy Dog !!!
neeken? what language is that in?
I think it's Estonian, judging by the other pictures - maja = house, neeken = ???, orav = squirrel
But I still don't know what neeken is
I was wondering about runner/running or athlete. It could be the sneaker, but it looks like a pretty old pic to me (from the days before sneakers perhaps), and I would expect just the shoe if that was the word. I thought about knee too, but again, wouldn't you just show the relevant body part?
Perhaps it's "hopping"? Interesting, anyway.
M - mökki - summer cottage
N - neekeri - yup [size=1](negro)[/size]
O - orava - squirrel
In Finnish.
(Damn. I was actually able to be of any use on here :).)
Oh, and (because I'd like to learn the skill)
Shows up only on German sites from what I can tell, but I can't get a translation.
I'd guess Afrikaans, googling now...
how did you find the sites the picture came from?
I mean, the image location only leads to RellikLaerec's Photobucket account and and the Google image search gives nothing for Thealphabet.jpg or phrases like "negro alphabet"?
And, if you're liberal enough to be *really* sensitive to racial slurs, check out the ears on the squirrel...don't they look like those little clustered topknots you often see as a Negro hairstyle?
At least they didn't do something objectionable like "M is for Monkey", and make it look like Buckwheat...that would have been pretty unequivocal.
how did you find the sites the picture came from?
Oh no, I didn't find the image repeated anywhere, I just searched for the word "neeken"--which, as it turns out, wasn't even the right word. :lol:
M - mökki - summer cottage
N - neekeri - yup [size=1](negro)[/size]
O - orava - squirrel
In Finnish.
Finnish was my other guess (orava = squirrel) but I couldn't find a house beginning with m in Finnish. I guess it wasn't a house after all.
Well that's Wolf's vacation sorted then....!
(Actually I have a brand new Hello Kitty handbag courtesy of my co-worker who brought it back from Hong Kong for me. I'm going to get a pink weekend bag when she goes back in the summer)
Oh. My. God.
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfgate/detail?blogid=3&entry_id=1424
Only in Taiwan... only in Taiwan...
Wolf and I are so fucking there!
"Hooters Air is so yesterday. Girls, make room in the sky for Hello Kitty airlines."
Why not combine the two and call it "Hello Tittie" airlines?
Et voila! No more tedious complaints about those long waits on the runway...
Oh. My. God.
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfgate/detail?blogid=3&entry_id=1424
Only in Taiwan... only in Taiwan...
Please note that the name of the airline is "Eva Air".
Do you think that if I show ID they will believe my story that I'm the Owner/CEO and can fly for free?
That is one of the greatest pictures I have ever seen. The look on the dog's face is something like, "I've just shredded the shit out of that pillow, and my ass *still* itches...sigh."
Na Splode , its more like " You put this Fucking coller on me so I couldn't lick my ball , and well I had to do SOMEThing to get you back !!!"
Aw, revenge on that cushion wasn't as satisfying as I thought it would be. And I still look stupid wearing this. High collars are so 19th century.
The collar did it. Not me. The collar. Evil.
:lol: that is hilarious Ibram! People will bitch about anything! On with the show. A couple of pics here so that is doesn't look like I'm spamming.
Take a nice big gulp!
Remember! Think "Organic"!
Prince can't make you gay. But I know a few Queens who could.
Man, those HOMOSEXUAL siluettes are the worst.
I thought Prince was awesome during the Stupendous Bowl, and I am proud to say that I told everyone in the coven that he was about to make a phallic shadow about five seconds before he did it. I mean, wouldn't you have done so, given the setup?
I should have thought of this one before:
"His Master's Couch"
I thought Prince was awesome during the Stupendous Bowl, and I am proud to say that I told everyone in the coven that he was about to make a phallic shadow about five seconds before he did it. I mean, wouldn't you have done so, given the setup?
Given the chance I totally would have. Never throw stones.
"Liu Shuping, a farmer specializing in raising pigs, presents a newly-born piglet with one head, two mouths, two noses and three eyes, for photographers in Xi'an, northwest China on March 6, 2007."
Does having 3 eyes make this a tri-cyclops?
Some Pig!
Wonder if it's healthy...other than having two heads I mean.
Some Pig!
Wonder if it's healthy...other than having two heads I mean.
Split personality.
Prince can't make you gay. But I know a few Queens who could.
Do you notice that no gay men complained that the football players might make them or their kids hetero?
Of course not. Have you seen how football players dress? Nothing hetero about that.
I should have thought of this one before:
"His Master's Couch"
No, he's saying "This fucker is backwards."
"I was unfairly handicapped" claims guard dog in Phantom Cushion Shredder Furore.
Have you seen how football players dress? Nothing hetero about that.
Not much hetero about what they say either!
I just had this conversation with my brother (name changed to protect the innocent):
grant's brother: and wow, was in the locker room yesterday, AMAZING
(grant) paleomacus: if you don't clarify that quickly...
grant's brother: 2 huge flat screens to just hangout watch, play 360(which they have 2 of them hooked up), 5 computer terminals to play on
grant's brother: and a bunch of big black dudes with HUGGEEE dicks
I should have thought of this one before:
"His Master's Couch"
Most dogs I know misread this as "His Master's Crotch"
Yes, its a WTF, but its a fairly clever solution to the nagging problem of elderly transportation. "Take my driver's license, will ya?"
Old Mrs. Shaw getting a ride from her son Rick. :-)
Turn your bass drum into "goatse" with
Cool Claws!
Old Mrs. Shaw getting a ride from her son Rick. :-)
Sheldon, you're too darn funny!
I know. You wouldn't believe how many people laugh at me daily. :3eye:
I got 12/16
[SIZE=1][COLOR=black](but 15/16 on gash or tash)[/COLOR][/SIZE]
Hahahaha! And here is your reward!
Oh, yay, I love that guy!
We ran into him at the Burbank airport a few years ago - and yes, he was in full "costume". He even had green loafers.
We ran into him at the Burbank airport a few years ago - and yes, he was in full "costume". He even had green loafers.
I fucked him. No loafers. :D
http://www2.b3ta.com/bigquiz/trannyorgranny/
11/16. I'm gonna have to ask for gender ID from now on.:vomitblu:
They'd need to resurrect M. C. Escher to clean the windows!
Imagine the size of what they are shipping if that's just the bubble wrap!
You did one better than I did. I thought they were being tricky so I went against my better judgment, a lot. See, I'm not a natural born fuck up....I work at it.:blush:
I got 9/16
Thank goodness I'm not in the market for either grannies or trannies.
11/16. I'm gonna have to ask for gender ID from now on.:vomitblu:
Only if those are the types of ladies you like! I think it's easier to tell with the hottie mamas.
11/16 on the grannys or trannys ,
But 16/16 for gash or trash !!!
But 16/16 for gash or trash !!!
Oh my god, I couldn't stick around for that one. You're a brave man!
13/16. Is there a market for this in Homoland Security?
13/16. Is there a market for this in Homoland Security?
Grannies to the left. Trannies and fudge-packers to the right.
No you didn't, you're just saying that. :headshake
Hehehe I ate Peter Pan last night. Better than Jiff. lol!!!
13/16. The grans wear less makeup than the trans. Usually.
What wine does one serve with horse?
The beer would have to be Colt 45.
I saw the pony loaf this morning on John Scalzi's site...funny.
read the small print - haunch, lips, and ovaries.
What wine does one serve with horse?
The beer would have to be Colt 45.
Luxury Pie: NYC Restaurant Offers $1,000 Pizza
Nino Selimaj Unveils Grand Pizza Featuring Caviar, Lobster
(CBS) NEW YORK We've been dealing with the pocket-emptying effects of rising gas prices, new electric rates, and an increase in cab fare, but how would you feel about breaking the bank all for...a pizza? Now you can find out thanks to Manhattan restauranteur Nino Selimaj, who has apparently brought from the heavens a real "pie in the sky" with his new $1,000 pizza.
Yep, that'll be $1,000 please.
The pizza will be added to the menu at "Nino's Bellisima," one of Selimaj's six restaurants in the city. Forget traditional cheese and pizza sauce, the record-priced pie will be topped with creme fraiche, chives, eight ounces of four different kinds of Petrossian caviar, four ounces of thinly sliced Maine lobster tail, salmon roe, and a little bit of spice with wasabi.
And unlike your typical pizza, this one won't be cooked, after all, that would spoil the fish. The 12-inch pie is sliced into four pieces, which comes to $250 per slice.
"Let them say I'm crazy," Selimaj says. "But I believe in this product, and it's gonna sell!"
So who's gonna buy this pie? Selimaj is betting Wall Street business types.
"My luxury pizza will become as famous as a night at the Waldorf Astoria. When Mr. Chow's introduced upscale Asian Cuisine several years ago, people couldn't imagine paying hundreds of dollars for Chinese food. Now upscale Asian cuisine is as common as New York hotdogs. Upscale Pizza will be next," Selimaj said.
The previous international record for pizza found on a menu was $193 at Gordon Ramsey's Maze restaurant in London.
I could kick that pizza's ass, hungover before coffee. A Piker. Make a cheese tomato pizza with mozzarella that someone would pay a grand for. That's talent. Stuffing a bunch of diamonds onto a turd doesn't make it valuable.
I say "What the Fucking fuck?"
Stuffing a bunch of diamonds onto a turd doesn't make it valuable
i think it does...
I think it does.
No it just makes the dimonds smelly
smelly diamonds still get you the same price as nonsmelly diamonds
smelly diamonds still get you the same price as nonsmelly diamonds
Not in the real world. People want a discount for having to wipe the shit off.
Not in the real world. People want a discount for having to wipe the shit off.
People who can afford a $1000 pizza have professional Shit Wipers in their employee pool.
Closest I've ever come to having diamonds in my shit was when I ate 6 carrots. :thumb2:
Closest I've ever come to having diamonds in my shit was when I ate 6 carrots. :thumb2:
No lovers with interesting piercings, then? :lol:
No lovers with interesting piercings, then? :lol:
Several, but I never swallow...the jewellery!
Who in their right minds would wear them? Is it a joke?
http://www.punitiveshoes.com/index_en.shtmlMore fencing
pics here John.
Who in their right minds would wear them? Is it a joke?
http://www.punitiveshoes.com/index_en.shtml
I'm thinking those shoes/boots/sandals etc aren't exactly made for um...walking.
Does anyone else think that the leaf emblem on this wrapper from our work toilet paper bears an uncomfortable resemblance to poison ivy?
I'm thinking those shoes/boots/sandals etc aren't exactly made for um...walking.
these boots
are made for walking
umm...and thats just what they'll do
Does anyone else think that the leaf emblem on this wrapper from our work toilet paper bears an uncomfortable resemblance to poison ivy?
Leaves of three - Let it be!
I'm definitely not going to handle the wrapper again.
these boots are made for walking
umm...and thats just what they'll do
Dude...those boots are made for looking like a really stylish badass.
Roaches promote them like the cows on the Chik-fila commercials. heehee....
these boots are made for walking
Walk 20 miles in them with a full combat load and tell me the are made for walking !!??!!
these boots are made for walking
Walk 20 miles in them with a full combat load and tell me the are made for walking !!??!!
well thats what i'll do smart guy!
Like the law, everyone has their day in Court..ney.
Like the law, everyone has their day in Court..ney.
I don't know, they might get lost in there!
I don't know, they might get lost in there!
All they have to do is wait for the next train.
Luxury Pie: NYC Restaurant Offers $1,000 PizzaForget traditional cheese and pizza sauce, the record-priced pie will be topped with creme fraiche, chives, eight ounces of four different kinds of Petrossian caviar, four ounces of thinly sliced Maine lobster tail, salmon roe, and a little bit of spice with wasabi.
For $1K, I want thickly sliced Maine lobster tail.
I'd say she has some "work" done....
Dude,
[SIZE="6"][COLOR="Red"]NSFW!!!!!!!!![/COLOR][/SIZE]
Moved to WTF NSFW. xoxoxoBruce
Does anyone have a dictionary? Could you please look up the word "skank", and tell me if Ms Love's picture is next to it? 'Cause I'm pretty sure it is.
Where *do* you buy antigravity gowns, anyway? The only thing holding those things in is Scotch Tape and a prayer.
I'd say most of the prayers are going the other way.
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!
"I'm gonna' make me a coat outta' puppies!!!"
You should read Manson's book... scary.
I'll bet she puts out.
Puts out what?
All the fun in the room?
Fire, just by looking at it?
Radio fraquency born disease?
Your lights?
It's always a mistake to gather that many elephants together in one place. It gives them the opportunity to organize the revolt. No good can come of it.
We've had the creature/art installation monster posted as an iotd, didn't we?
We've had the creature/art installation monster posted as an iotd, didn't we?
sorry, I tried to search for it....
(still it was a bit of a wtf for me as I have no idea how it related to the search I was doing.....)
It's ok on Elephant Day, they're being stuffed with banana trees, cane, and fruit. they are separated before they get hungry again. Nothing like a buffet to quell a revolution.:D
Didn't someone say that we're all only two meals away from a revolution?
You'd wanna keep those efalents well fed 'cause that one'd be a stomper!
look out! he's been shot!
I'm sure we will all remember where we were the day Mr. Bubble got shot. His final words were to his father. "Pop!"
Zhou Guizhen, who is 86-years-old, shows one of her bound feet where the bones in the four small toes were broken and forced underneath the foot over a period of time, at her home in Liuyi village in China's southern Yunnan Province, February2007. Villages in China where women with bound feet survive are increasingly rare but the millennium-old practice nevertheless took almost four decades to eradicate after it was initially banned in 1911.(AFP/File/Mark Ralston)
http://news.yahoo.com/photos/ss/events/hl/032007footbinding;_ylt=Ah5CAnBAVKw_ybl3Bi1ShTB2WscFThat was suppose to be attractive too.
oh. my. god.
quite.
How could you do that to someone? To your daughter? I didn't know foot-binding included deliberate breaking and repositioning of toes -I thought the foot was just tightly bound so there was no room for growth. I guess it's just a topic i never really studied.
Interesting Article here says they did it to themselves -a seven-year-old breaking her own feet.
quite.
How could you do that to someone? To your daughter?
Because you want her to be beautiful and have all the advantages in life she possibly can.
Now as to why that was thought to be beautiful...
How could you do that to someone? To your daughter?
Cultural Differences.
It was suppose to be found attractive back then so they thought they were doing their daughters a favor.
Not many people can use a tea cup as a shoe.
Cultural Differences.
It was suppose to be found attractive back then so they thought they were doing their daughters a favor.
I don't think the main reason was that it was attractive. It was a status thing. It showed you were wealthy enough to not have to walk anywhere. You had servants to do everything for you.
but to inflict pain to do it. To break their bones *shudder*. I know they did it and I know why, but I still don't know how. I guess it's not a whole load different from the neck extenders and corsets, but I'm thankful I live in a place and age where pierced ears and circumcision are the worst that is legal/expected/accepted/thought beautiful and where refusal to conform is not a literal or social death sentence.
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There are three.
I thought the foot was just tightly bound so there was no room for growth.
As did I.
Good picture John. I never saw a bull misstep before.
Nevermind, I don't have to go that badly. Thanks, though.
The line for that urinal forms to the left.
but to inflict pain to do it. To break their bones *shudder*. I know they did it and I know why, but I still don't know how. I guess it's not a whole load different from the neck extenders and corsets, but I'm thankful I live in a place and age where pierced ears and circumcision are the worst that is legal/expected/accepted/thought beautiful and where refusal to conform is not a literal or social death sentence.
Circumcision is just as drastic, or ped called it barbaric and I agree.
Speaking of Engrish - I read this in Time magazine last week: "Hoping to avoid embarrassment at the '08 Olympics, Beijing officials have sent linguists to scour the city's signs over the next eight months to correct their infamously quirky English translations."
Bummer!
It won't work.
If anything, they'll get worse.
It was this big.
This is what happens when people hotlink images from someone who doesn't like their images hotlinked: they replace the image with a more interesting one.
And in this case, it means John McCain's official MySpace site expresses his fervent support for gay marriage, especially when the gays are women who are hot for each other.
Good one, John. And thank you for that useful explanation. Do you have any idea what the original image was that he was poaching?
This is what happens when people hotlink images from someone who doesn't like their images hotlinked: they replace the image with a more interesting one.
Maybe the image should be changed to:
[SIZE="2"]I'm in someone else's servers
stealing their bandwidth[/SIZE]
McCain story "teh Immaculate Hack" Niiiice.
Davidson said he's got nothing against McCain as a candidate. He pulled off the prank to slap the campaign's wrist over a breach of Internet etiquette.
A Web-page designer, Davidson didn't like the looks of the basic MySpace layout. So he wrote some computer code to create a "more tasteful" format and offered it free to all on his mikeindustries.com blog.
He asked that users credit him for the design. And he also provided some sample graphics to illustrate the kinds of images that users of the code could incorporate into their MySpace pages, while requesting that users supply their own images
Davidson, a graduate of Bellevue High School and the University of Washington, estimates that 100,000 MySpacers have adopted his code -- including McCain. No problem there.
But McCain did not credit him.
Worse, instead of coming up with its own format for a list of links and contacts or even using Davidson's sample, the campaign simply linked to the list on Davidson's own MySpace page.
Well now we know the surprise ending of the 7th "Harry Potter" book.
Glatt, that is funny as hell. I will have to share that with my friends who went to UGA.
Well now we know the surprise ending of the 7th "Harry Potter" book.
So Shel, is the dragon giving or getting head? just curious
Hey look, Nerd Porn.
Steampunk Star Wars!
Steampunk Star Wars!
I didn't get that last image, so I did a
Google Image Search for Steampunk Star Wars and I got this:
Poor Grandma
Ugly Grandkid, cheap child
That looks SO like something else !!!
now THAT is bunny i would hunt eggs for! :D
She ain't holdin the eggs I wanna' color...
Is that Cheney taking a whiz in the bushes? :eek:
He's looking for Mr Tumnus...
Is that Cheney taking a whiz in the bushes? :eek:
Actually I think he is pleasuring himself. Bush must be talking about Iraq.:blush:
Lurking...
Looks like he's accessing the Dark Side.
Dick-
Though shalt not tell the Executive what to do.
George-"Though shalt not tell the Executive what to do."
Dick-
You don't need to question that.
Press Corp-"We don't need to question that."
Cheney is guaging the windage on that dove just over Shrubs shoulder. Oh, what the Hell -- just switch to some double-ought
.
"I hope my swastika flag comes in today..."
Actually I think he is pleasuring himself. Bush must be talking about Iraq.:blush:
Naaaa - he's working the remote control.
Animal control took the coyote away about 40 minutes later. The coyote will be released at the Flint Creek Wildlife Rehab Center...
Flint, it is SO sweet of you to let that poor creature live in your creek.
Im in yer kewler drinking yer gaterade.
Aww, look how cute he is...from a good distance.
Our service contract with our ISP is about to expire. I am strongly considering letting the internet go. I spend way too much time on the internet that is not at all productive, and often at the expense of working or being with my family.
(since I am self employed, it makes a difference)
For the rare "legitimate" uses I have for the internet: research and online ordering, I do very little of that anyway and could use either the library or a friend's computer.
So I may not be here as much as I have after the 7th of April.
We'll see.
WTF???
:)
.
This will haunt me 'til my dying day.
This will haunt me 'til my dying day.
Aww Shel, I wouldn't worry about it, just because someone found this photo of you from some obscure archive. We know the real you and love you in spite of your very large...um, toothbrush and er, strange head-horn. :p
This will haunt me 'til my dying day.
Sorry. I wasn't trying to haunt anyone. ;) I just saw it and thought WTF???
Aww Shel, I wouldn't worry about it, just because someone found this photo of you from some obscure archive. We know the real you and love you in spite of your very large...um, toothbrush and er, strange head-horn. :p
Like my "toothbrush"? ;-) Ironically, used to prevent "cavities" so you don't have to get them filled. lol!!!
maybe because I just don't get it?
.
... I just saw it ...
Sorry Glatt, that dog won't hunt. You don't just
see an image like that. You wanna tell the class what you were searching for?
Ummm... would you believe "flossing?"
Don't park close to construction sites.
I know that some cities have streetcars, but I didn't know the gauge of the track was standard gauge.
The sign says Praha, which is Prague.
We had the
monster camero earlier in this thread.
Now I present the monster pimp ride.
rail gauge is rail gauge , with a few exceptions
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rail_gaugeAnd here's one last one. WTF?
At least the scissors are downstream!
Hello Mr Mayor! Welcome to the Cellar!
To each, his own. But I don't get it.
Is blowing your nose easier or harder with this set up?
oh my god! :eek: Why do people mutilate themselves like that?
oh my god! :eek: Why do people mutilate themselves like that?
Because this way, nobody ever notices when he has a bad hair day or if his clothes are wrinkled.
Looks like he's a great cat toy.
I remember seeing this man I think on national geographic channel. He had plastic surgery done for this.
[elephant man]I am not an animal....[/elephant man]
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2006/05/060530-duck-alien.html
May 30, 2006—As if bird flu fears weren't enough to make ordinary waterfowl suddenly seem creepy, now there's this: an x-ray of a duck with what looks like an alien hiding in its gut. Workers at the International Bird Rescue Research Center (IBRRC) in Fairfield, California, took the x-ray May 21 while treating a mallard duck that had been found with a broken wing.
The scientists—not likely prone to feats of imaginative fancy—were surprised by what they saw: a head snarling at them from within the bird's gizzard (see lower right of photo).
"We're a 35-year-old organization, and we've seen a lot of things—bullets, fish hooks—but this is the first time anything like this has shown up," IBRRC executive director Jay Holcomb told the San Francisco Chronicle.
lol, that most have hurt.
I remember seeing this man I think on national geographic channel. He had plastic surgery done for this.
that guy is scary as hell. :worried:
To each, his own. But I don't get it.
Is blowing your nose easier or harder with this set up?
:worried: wth?
Bizarre. Totally bizarre.
Hi Celina:) Welcome to the cellar. Pull up a crate and don't feed the trolls.
wrt the nose blowing question, I have a shop vac that will connect right to that port in the middle of his face. I think his nose blowing problems are in the past.
OK, I understand: The guy didn't want to get his tires dirty, so he spread out a mat under his car. Yup.
actually i think the road crew just went around him! :lol: And it looks like modular homes across the street :D
"The vampire hunting kit was sold in 1851 at the Great Exhibition in London. Complete in a mahogany box, this kit included a revolver, silver bullets, garlic powder, silver dagger, ivory cross, mirror, Professor Blomberg`s New Vampire Serum, wooden stake, etc. The bullets themselves were manufactured by Nicolas Plomdeur, a gunsmith from Belgium.
At Sotheby's, this kit sold for $12,000. I guess the buyer had some vampires to slay and wanted to make sure he had the good stuff."
http://www.quixoticals.com/2007/04/vampire-hunting-kit.htmlI wonder if they had werewolf kits too. I would have used the garlic powder in my stew.
..."The vampire hunting kit was sold in 1851 at the Great Exhibition in London...
That is quite possibly the coolest thing ever.
380,000 plus views for this thread. That's a lot of WTF!
That is quite possibly the coolest thing ever
Ain't it tho?
How'd you like to commute over this everyday? :thepain:
Good real post, Mayor!
The one gent in black, and the man in the grey jacket in the background, seem to be going about it rather... casually... they must have experience.
I like the guy just squatting in the middle - I didn't see him move the whole time I was there.
He probably didn't want to stand up and let everyone see that he'd wet his pants.
"Let's just have leftovers tonight, I don't feel like going to the store..."
Maybe a spider crawled up the driver's leg and this is the result.
Football disasters...
Looks like two serious head injuries. ;)
Spot the one who's being bullied by his workmates:P :Flush:
I guess in terms of make-up, he's an Autumn.
[SIZE=-1] He's got huge, sharp... er... He can leap about. Look at the bones!
Is that a foot/leg on the ground?
[/SIZE]
YOU ...manky scotch git! I soiled my armor, I was so scared!
PS...if we DID have avatars...that would be a great one.
And he can't wash the bloodstains out of his fingers.. er, paws!
You eat my colorful, hard-boiled eggs.
I eat your children.
Fair trade, meatbag.
I like that this graph of
Google searches for "tsunami" looks like a tsunami.
indeed
That's where I found it.
Hahaha, I remember that as being the high point of any PRC function I had to go to - reading the cards for the food (and for the place settings!)
Thanks. Now every time I brush my teeth, I will have an image of a light blue tooth brush and Japanese Bukkake!
That toothbrush wants a pearl necklace.:headshake
That toothbrush wants a pearl necklace.:headshake
The whitest teeth I've ever come across. ;)
:eyebrow: I won't say it but I know everyone is thinking it!
And another...
FTR. I don't think this is true. *blinks innocently at fiancee*
I won't say it but I know everyone is thinking it!
Actually, I immediately thought about that part of "Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex," where consideration turns to the possibility of Superman's Super Sperm shooting through the top of Lois Lane's head and going into orbit around the earth.
So, no. Everyone wasn't thinking what you were thinking.
But I'll bet at least five people here are going along with mine.
I was thinking "Goatse House". Is that what you thought everyone else was thinking?
FTR. I don't think this is true. *blinks innocently at fiancee*
I actually saw a kid today wearing a hand-painted t-shirt that said, "Most Girls Are Sluts." A half-full glass type, if I ever saw one.
Looks like a meteorite hit from the side.
I can't imagine he had anything else in mind when he drew this!
This doesn't look very sporting to me.
And his beer won't be cold!
I'd love to know what the playlists look like on that iPod.
He had to get an IPod because he ruined all his CDs (you know, compact discs...heheheeee)
I actually saw a kid today wearing a hand-painted t-shirt that said, "Most Girls Are Sluts." A half-full glass type, if I ever saw one.
Ah but did you see the back? It read, "... but I
still can't get laid"
Yeah, he's spending his time making t-shirts to degrade the women who won't fuck him, instead of washing his pimply face or cleaning the spooge stains off his jeans after he leaves the little boy's room or getting a job where he doesn't have to wear a "Hi, my name is..." tag or telling his mom to stop following him to school and on dates.:thumb:
Is he a new cellar member?
I'd love to know what the playlists look like on that iPod.
How does he eat?
How does he eat?
He eats right off the plate! :rolleyes:
Ok that one definitely made me think WTF? That photo can cause your brain to explode trying to figure it out.
Good God, Man! Are you trying to get me fired? Label that Dali pic NSFW.
Because of cat relations, or teeny tiny boobs? :lol:
"Currently Active Users: 453 (15 members and 438 guests) "
How do you get 438 "guests"? are they spybots? or the NSA?
The bird flu has struck southern Florida! Spreading fast!
Aw, that's a shame, pink flamingos are already on the brink of
extinction :(
Why is that little kid-ghoul from The Grudge standing behind that guy?
Why is that little kid-ghoul from The Grudge standing behind that guy?
:eek:
"After Bulwinkle's show business career ended, he fell on hard times and took any job he could find."
Photoshop...the ends of the two wood piles are mirror images.
I just saw that picture on snopes the other day
http://snopes.com/photos/animals/workmoose.aspLook what followed me home mom!! Can I keep him? He's so cute and even comes with his own accessories...
Which one would you rather be when the bullets start flying?
in a very holy cheese sandwich!
:yum:
Edit: Well, I would say yum, except it doesn't look that fresh.
in a very holy cheese sandwich!
You know I'm surprised that one of the toaster makers hasn't come out with a toaster or grill that will accept stencils where you can put images on grilled cheese sandwiches.
We've already got to the point where we're putting photographs on cakes.
You know I'm surprised that one of the toaster makers hasn't come out with a toaster or grill that will accept stencils where you can put images on grilled cheese sandwiches.
We've already got to the point where we're putting photographs on cakes.
Goatse Toasties.
You know I'm surprised that one of the toaster makers hasn't come out with a toaster or grill that will accept stencils where you can put images on grilled cheese sandwiches.
I swear I had something like this when I was little, but I can't quite remember how it worked. I am pretty sure it was used on the bread to make indentations before it was toasted
I found this while looking for it though:
Toast the Internet over breakfast
Decisive proof that the Internet really is changing our lives has arrived, with the development of a toaster that can link to the World-Wide Web and imprint the weather forecast onto your breakfast.
The toaster plugs into the Internet using a normal telephone connection and downloads the day's forecast from a specially designed website. The bread is then toasted normally until the final 20–30 seconds, when a stencil in the shape of sun, rain or cloud rolls out over the heating element. The forecast is visible as a dark pattern on the toast.
Robin Southgate, a design student at Brunel University in west London, developed the toaster in conjunction with Stan Swallow of the university's Design for Life centre. He hopes to use more flexible stencils to display text messages or adverts on toast.
From here
http://www.nature.com/nature/journal/v410/n6831/full/410858a0.htmlYou know I'm surprised that one of the toaster makers hasn't come out with a toaster or grill that will accept stencils where you can put images on grilled cheese sandwiches.
We've already got to the point where we're putting photographs on cakes.
Got any seed money? How hard could it be to make "brands" for this gizmo?
Here is a lame way of making toast pictures:
http://how2dostuff.blogspot.com/2005/12/how-to-make-toast-with-pictures-in-it.html
The last step is: Give your piece of toast to a friend, eat it yourself, or sell it on eBay for $28000
Yes, that Virgin Mary toasty cheese sammich sold for
28000.
And you scoffed. :D
You know I'm surprised that one of the toaster makers hasn't come out with a toaster or grill that will accept stencils where you can put images on grilled cheese sandwiches.
We've already got to the point where we're putting photographs on cakes.
Youse guys obviously don't click my links...
One last chance.I'll be expecting some of
these next Valentine's day. PM me for my address :D
Archie McPhee is awesome!! I have a sproing pug (now sproing-less) on my desk that I got years ago from them.
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Yeah...but does it have the Kung Fo grip feature and real hair?
I would guess that just about anyone can...
It's gonna remain a guess, though.
I might be able to, but I'm sure as hell going to do my best not to find out.
And that folks, is the very last item on the list of things that are better than being poked in the eye with a sharp stick.
Wonder of her vag is that accomodating as well. Talk about tossing a pencil into a tunnel!
That, John, is a WTF.
I see a guy with a camera, and another guy with a camphone. Plus the person taking this picture. Three prepared photographers. Plus, the cashier is standing to the side. Clearly, they knew the cat would be thrown. But why? Must be a promotion. Wherever the cat lands, you get that menu item free?
If it's in Canada, animal protection laws effectively prevent the restaurant from removing animals from the premises. Maybe it lives there.
What's that poking out from behind the clock? Let's take the clock down and look.
Aargh!!!:shock:
Holy shit, brown recluse, it looks like.
I had one of those in the apartment a couple weeks ago. Scared the fuck outta me, but I got him.
No, brown recluse are pretty small, and not hairy like that.
Really? My bad, then.
Well whatever kind that is, I had one of those big ol' fuckers in my house. Not fun.
When I was approx. 16 a palm-sized spider crawled up on my breast while I was (still half asleep) eating my cornflakes. I first didn't notice it because I was wearing a dark pullover. I suppose I noticed it when it started getting to my throat an touched my skin. Forget coffee and all of those energy drinks. Nothings wakes you up better than a 8-10 cm large, hairy spider crawling up to your head. :eek:
That's a type of Huntsman Spider. (Araneae Heteropodidae) We get them over here. They bite, but are basically harmless. The one in the pics is one of the biggest I've seen (the biggest was just over 230mm legspan). Typically an outdoors spider, they move FAST to catch their prey, they don't build webs for prey.
Not to be confused with the slightly smaller (but just as fast) Wolf spider, whose legs point almost straight out.
Interesting things I know about huntsmans:
1/ If you shine a torch on them they're eyes (8 off) reflect silver.
2/ Their feet "click" when a big one walks across a stainless steel kitchen sink
3/ Knowing stuff about them doesn't make me any less shit-scared of them.
Looks like the parking lot after a concert.
OMG, I just looked at this link for the first time in a while and saw the spider. I would have puked if I had seen that spider, first behind the clock, then face to face. I truly think I may be sick. Gonna have the creepies all night. I had forgotten how arachnophobic I am; I thoiught it had gotten better. ARGHHHHHHHHHH is right! :shock:
I would have submitted these to UT for IotD consideration, but try as I might, I couldn't find the story behind them. The site I found them on suggested they might be some sort of camel dish. From the size of those bones, I guess they are right.
But really, WTF?
Is that a can of Pepsi in the top pic?
and here's one more.
S-a lot of cous-cous. I wanna try it.
Reminds me of a kitty litter box.
Looks like Dad's Root Beer to me (furrin can pic, color scheme the same tho)
Imagine how pissed they'd be if you stuck your left hand in the sucker?
I so had nightmares last night about that damn spider. ;)
Looks like Dad's Root Beer to me (furrin can pic, color scheme the same tho)
Now with more cola taste.
The Panda Chair. Found on Neatorama.
I so had nightmares last night about that damn spider. ;)
Right at this very moment...I have 7 of those Hairy Huntsmen Spiders in my house.
Kitchen, Lounge, Office, Hall way and my Bedroom.
The biggest banger being larger than my hand (which isnt that impressive, I just measured it - 18cm span). The smallest would be about 10cms leg span.
The big huge one scared the shit outta me the other nite as we was clip clopping along the wooden floor and DID make a noise.
They dont bother me as such, but I do object (like a squealing school girl) when I get the paper out of the mailbox and one jumps out the end of it :thepain:
Are you gonna pick up a can of Raid (or my personal fav. Aquanet with a lighter held in front of it...) or just let them take over??? :eek:
Right at this very moment...I have 7 of those Hairy Huntsmen Spiders in my house.
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I could seriously not deal with that. I am extremely arachnaphobic and I don't know what I'd do...perhaps get extermination services or something. If I knew one of those giant things were somewhere in my house I would never sleep and would be constantly vigilant.
Where do you people live, jungles or tropics? I swear I rarely see a spider that big anywhere; if it were in my house I would have to move. :p
What's that poking out from behind the clock? Let's take the clock down and look.
Aargh!!!:shock:
Don't hesitate, kill it with fire. Its the only way to be sure.
Are you gonna pick up a can of Raid (or my personal fav. Aquanet with a lighter held in front of it...) or just let them take over??? :eek:
:eek:
I could seriously not deal with that. I am extremely arachnaphobic and I don't know what I'd do...perhaps get extermination services or something. If I knew one of those giant things were somewhere in my house I would never sleep and would be constantly vigilant.
Where do you people live, jungles or tropics? I swear I rarely see a spider that big anywhere; if it were in my house I would have to move. :p
Meh, they dont bother me. They dont make webs, they eat all the other little nasties and the kids think they are cool. They do the torch (flashlight) thing at nite to try and get their eyes to glow.
They arent allowed in the kids rooms tho (I hunt them out with the broom) and my bedroom is big enough that I dont worry too much about them.
Not allowed in the kids room because of the spiders hassling the kids or the kids messing with the spiders when they're suppose to be sleeping?
this looks somehow pornographic
"Somehow?!" Purplish-red swollen cocks with their heads sticking up are usually like that.
Mine does not look that angry... stern perhaps, but not so pissed off.
The pictures of rice and meat are from a middle eastern 'goat grab'. Some of the ones I went to had the actual, intact goat heads parked atop the mounds of rice. Yummy! :headshake
Not allowed in the kids room because of the spiders hassling the kids or the kids messing with the spiders when they're suppose to be sleeping?
Not allowed in the kids room because the hairy hoers have a habit of crawling across beds and their inhabitants of a nite time.
The hairs on them are actually quite toxic if they get up your nose or in your eyes.
Not allowed in the kids room because the hairy hoers have a habit of crawling across beds and their inhabitants of a nite time.
The hairs on them are actually quite toxic if they get up your nose or in your eyes.
I was actually thinking about those damn spiders over the weekend and had come to the conclusion that you and glatt had to be pulling my leg.
Now I'm more frightened than ever! :p
Hairy Huntsman Spider
g-dammit...those fuckers shouldn't exist. This ain't Land of the Lost!
Is that a can of Pepsi in the top pic?
I think so -- the Arab countries picked Pepsi after Israel opened their market to Coke.
Oh my God. Agnes! Is that you? Oh Agnes...
Don't hesitate, kill it with fire. Its the only way to be sure.
Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
"I said well-done, now get it right this time!"
What's that poking out from behind the clock? Let's take the clock down and look.
Aargh!!!:shock:
I really thought this spider was in your house. Today I was googling funny pictures and look what popped up!
http://www.extremefunnypictures.com/funnypic2250.htm
You had me going!
You had me going!
Nope. Not mine. I've posted a lot in this thread, and I don't think any of them have been mine.
If that spider one was mine, I'd be dead of a heart attack and wouldn't be posting any more.
I really thought this spider was in your house. Today I was googling funny pictures and look what popped up!
http://www.extremefunnypictures.com/funnypic2250.htm
You had me going!
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Glatt, I'm glad it wasn't your spider. That thing could have eaten your children! Whew!
Why is it hilarious? None can say.
It's doing The Rock eyebrow raise.
Why is it hilarious? None can say.
i can!
it's all in the timing of the zoom.
oh, and it is totally fucking hysterical. i'm hearing austin powers music in my mind
For Christ sake don't let Brianna see that!
I've been away. Did you miss me?
Did you miss me?
I did. You have the best WTFs...
The chick with the Sea Lion looks like she is swallowing her whistle.
"Thunderlords: The first metal band for kids!
What would happen if The Wiggles met Rob Zombie backstage at a Gwar concert and decided to form a band together? I'm not really sure, but I'd bet they would sound a lot like The Thunderlords! The Thunderlords play loud, heavy music with goofy, fun lyrics that everyone can enjoy. Except those looking for some peace and quiet. Warning: This is not the album you want to play at naptime!
Debut 9 song album "Noisy Songs For Noisy Kids" now available. Featuring the hit songs "I Like Dirt" and "Ice Cream Headache" Now being played on XM Radio Station"
http://www.thunderlords.com/My daughter loves double bass. I hope that band is serious about being "metal" ...
Flint, that just gave me an idea about a new thread to start. :D
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I really didn't know a snake had so many teeth.
constrictors do. they have to grip their prey. venomous snakes seem to have two main fangs for injection.
Venomous snakes have many teeth too, and for the same reason, to grip their prey as they swallow. You're right about the method of killing, but they still have to eat the dead thing the same way.
Maybe I'm not getting enough sleep, but I, like, LOLed at that.
I really didn't know a snake had so many teeth.
::Looks at the scars on the back of his hand:: Yep they sure do.
Hey, you're the wang guy.
When there's somethin' weird in your neighborhood...
yeah, baby
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I like his pink, fur-edged neglige
had to check these out, real cool
had to check these out, real cool
You checked out all 3000+ posts?
You checked out all 3000+ posts?
I think a quick quiz may be in order......
It took two full working days :thumb2:
but i skipped most of the comments
gif mroe pix!
What a fantastic picture Sky!
I can't imagine! I am sure he is a millisecond from slamming that door and running to the top?
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I bet he hates "beginner day".
The folks in the offices behind him pro'bly aren't too keen on it either.
I have days like that, 'cept the target's lower.
The only job in the world where you'd happily be made redundant by a stick?
He looks Chinese, so it makes sense. People cost less than wood.
That is very, very, VERY real. I've seen it, or something exactly like it.
Labour is so cheap in China that, like, on those ticket machines at the entrance to car parks, they have a person whose entire job is simply to take the ticket from the machine and hand it to you in your car. No joke.
Anyone know what this railcar snapped in West Virginia is?
It's from a 1:64 scale model railroad. It's just a novelty salt shaker.
Fissionable materials? The fins on the container could help keep the contents cool.
It's from a 1:64 scale model railroad. It's just a novelty salt shaker.
You beat me to it - by about 10 minutes :)
Fissionable materials? The fins on the container could help keep the contents cool.
But as it says under the pic - it's apparently not cargo - it's part of the train.
Some sort of leaf blowing device?
Which would usually be at the front of a rear engine driven train but is currently just being moved during the summer?
Its the Forse field genarator for MX Trains !!
I thought it might be to X-ray track welds but there are no warning signs and the DOD numbers don't make sense.
Rail demagnetizer? X-ray scanner for cracks? My first guess was actually a hydroelectric generator .. it's too big to lay on a car, so they just bolted some wheels to it.
They're building a giant robot that's a cross between Jordi LaForge and Boba Fett?
My first guess was actually a hydroelectric generator .. it's too big to lay on a car, so they just bolted some wheels to it.
Nope, that's not what they look like.
Definitely is a nuclear waste transport vessel. Here's a pic, albeit in the wrong orientation due to a derailment in 2006.
http://www.reviewjournal.com/lvrj_home/2006/Feb-10-Fri-2006/news/5808663.html
-Dan
Bingo, good find, thanks a million it was bugging me. I surprised there are no yellow/purple markings, but maybe they don't use them when the vessel is empty. Or maybe they are being sneaky.
From the link...
An [COLOR="Red"]empty[/COLOR] container used to transport used nuclear fuel lies on its side after a rail car carrying it derailed Sept. 22 in a collision involving two trains at the CXS Frontier Railyard in Buffalo, N.Y. The [COLOR="red"]empty[/COLOR] container was not damaged and [COLOR="Magenta"]there was no release of radiation[/COLOR], the Department of Energy said.
Duh.
Definitely is a nuclear waste transport vessel. Here's a pic, albeit in the wrong orientation due to a derailment in 2006.
http://www.reviewjournal.com/lvrj_home/2006/Feb-10-Fri-2006/news/5808663.html
-Dan
I was going to guess containment housing for a reactor, because of the shape and what appear to be cooling fins.
Ive had that Ice Cream Bruce. It is good! Just don't warm it up in the nuke first. Makes a bit of a mess.
Fish? Tattoos of fish? The poor thing will be trying to bite a chunk out of itself!
Ive had that Ice Cream Bruce. It is good! Just don't warm it up in the nuke first. Makes a bit of a mess.
Do they have Turkey Hill out there or was it another brand?
If that cat tat is real, they must have knocked it out to do it. People have been maimed for life just bathing cats.
Hmmmmm
I want to try that flavor ... but how do they keep the crispy bits crispy?
(I love the "imported from Lancaster County" seal. Hilarious.)
fake - the tattoo is unwrinkled where the cat is (on the hind quarters).
I want to try that flavor ... but how do they keep the crispy bits crispy?
Maybe they're plastic... I think they're sugar glazed, though.
I believe I have posted about the non-nutritive cereal varnish at one point. Maybe it was suggested as a user title...
I love that movie.
I had the same reaction to the ice-cream as I did to the cat:
Some things are yummy separately, but mixing them just makes a mess
Thank goodness they're not real
The pose by the delivery van accident is interesting, but isn't quite enough. Can anyone spot what makes this a wtf?
Um, the guy in a tux holding a sewing machine?
Why was the UPS truck going up a hill to a walk/bike path?
Why do none of the cops have donuts?
I didn't know UPS delivered by watercraft
but WTF! - a sewing machine for graduation????
That's water? I thought it was a dirt road.
And it looks like the sewing machine is his prom date.
Um, the guy in a tux holding a sewing machine?
Why was the UPS truck going up a hill to a walk/bike path?
Why do none of the cops have donuts?
Hmm. I suppose that's interesting too.
But really, it's the guy way in the way back who is wearing his backpack using both shoulder straps instead of the stylish single strap.
maybe he made his own tux?
Hmm. I suppose that's interesting too.
But really, it's the guy way in the way back who is wearing his backpack using both shoulder straps instead of the stylish single strap.
lmao!!!! That is SO 1985, dude. :p
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No, but
this is his brother.
That's water? I thought it was a dirt road.
I think it's dirt... a construction site.
I think it's water. A scenic, tree-lined sidewalk, with a slope (riverbank?), leading down to... a construction site?
Yup. It's really muddy water with tire tracks in it.
No, but this is his brother.
I think this is his brother.
Yup. It's really muddy water with tire tracks in it.
Are you suggesting that a delivery van got trapped at the
bottom of a recessed construction site, adjacent to a walking path, and tried to climb
up the mysterious riverbank-shaped slope, but got stuck?
It's a college campus, and that's a soccer field being leveled and new sod about to be put down.
oh...okay how does the sewing machine factor into that?
And the truck got stuck when the parking brake failed and it rolled down the hill.
oh...okay how does the sewing machine factor into that?
Prom present.
You only have to watch the first 15 seconds of this Japanese children's program to see the origin of the "dramatic look". I love the Internet.
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The dramatic look is still cracking me up, even after I've seen it so many times... but the end of the full video is priceless.
It certainly appears to be a construction site, maybe the UPS guy thought he had 4wd.
He apparently went out of his way to deliver the sewing machine.
The sidewalk and street on the left are going downhill. They reach the level of the construction site about where the dude with the backpack is.
The UPS guy parked on the street and put the mini-sewing machine behind the tire, to keep it from rolling down the hill, but asshat in the tux stole the mini-sewing machine, causing the truck to roll down the hill backwards over the sidewalk and down the embankment, but it got hung up so the driver couldn't continue backing down to the construction site where he could have driven away without being charged with an accident, so he lost his job and had to yank his kids out of college, which made room for the asshat in the tux to go to the college the UPS driver's kids used to attend.
Happens every day.
Now back to WTF.
I wonder what style of tux that guy's prom date was wearing that evening?
Giant squid, schmiant squid. The one that almost sundered the Nautilus was lots bigger than that.
Yeah and who the hell is that munchkin?
I know the squid's not that big, and who even cares who the dweeb is; I'm sorry if this was a dud. In all honesty, though, am I the only one who finds this shot .....freakish?
If it was a dud, it would have drawn no responses.
I know the squid's not that big, and who even cares who the dweeb is; I'm sorry if this was a dud. In all honesty, though, am I the only one who finds this shot .....freakish?
I don't know about freakish.. all I could think of was... what does it
smell like??
I dont know about smell, but I recently learned, at the Delaware Natural History Museum (ya, no shit!) that giant squids don't taste good at all (no giant calamari or ika). Apparently they have ammonium chloride instead of sodium chloride as a blood salt, which may help them control booyancy or something... but tastes like shit.
It's a college campus, and that's a soccer field being leveled and new sod about to be put down.
If that's a college campus, then how come no one's looting the truck?
They already did... One guy got a mini-sewing machine.
I doubt it.. Elmo would put the kickdown on Chad.
I feel all lonely in here.
This pic looks fucking awesome!
I feel all lonely in here.
yar,
Andrzej Dragan is awesome.
The only type of website I find more annoying than websites with sound, are websites with sound that isn't easily disabled.
http://community.livejournal.com/fauna_ru/359316.html
And there's no such thing as a website with sound that can't be turned off. There is only insufficient dedication on the part of the viewer.
Of course, stabbing the living hell out of the site designer is certainly a valid form that dedication can take.
That's the smallest guitar I've ever seen. It makes the snail look big.
Sark, the smallest of the Channel Islands, is the last bastion of feudalism in Europe. Rob Crossan of the Guardian writes:
Nobody has tried to change things on Sark for some time. Its arcane
system dates back to Elizabethan times, with the head of the feudal
government, or seigneur, owning everything, including anything that
gets washed up on the island’s shores. The present incumbent, Michael
Beaumont, has held the position for more than 30 years. Sark’s tenants
are required to own a musket - a relic of the time Elizabeth I sent 40
Jersey men there to quell debauchery and piracy in the 16th century.
There are no paved roads or cars, and bucolic harmony has reigned
pretty much unchallenged (bar occupation by the Nazis) for more than
500 years.
Now Sark has fallen afoul of the EU because, as Seigneur Beaumont so disarmingly puts it, "Nothing much is human-rights compliant here." So,
The tenants have three options. They can vote to retain the status quo
and risk the wrath of Strasbourg, decide to bring in democracy straight
away, or adopt a transition phase, which would mean a parliament of 28
people, of whom 16 would be elected.
And, very probably, we will have to bid godspeed to Elizabethan Sark. The ruffs, the stomachers, and even the codpieces will have to go into mothballs, all for the sake of modernization.
http://www.neatorama.com/2007/07/03/sark-at-the-crossroads/
http://www.sark.info/
http://www.sark.gov.gg/I think that's fake.
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There's no way the liver is more nutritious to a zombie than ropey entrails.
That reminds me. You know that old kids' game "Oregon Trail," where you take your caravan of people and head off into the frontier, trying to survive until you reach the West coast?
For years I thought it was called "Organ Trail." You know, because your people would die along the way. Years.
Donner! party of si... umm... make that five!
The Womens LPGA Open Tournament trophy is, umm... big!
My favorite golf pic:
And excellent clip on the idiot who spent $800 to jump the line in order to buy one phone! I love it when it works out in the end.
just curious - Cloud do you know this girl?
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I think that's taking lift and *separate* a little too far.
It doubles as a hookup so you can tow your trailer.
or this one - she has a long torso!
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Ohhh - I like the one down the side.
Does it make her look more beautiful? More desirable? Cool? Stupid?
None of the above....I just like laces....on boots, jeans, corsets etc :)
You aren't one of those arsenic and old laces people, are you?
The Womens LPGA Open Tournament trophy is, umm... big!
Thank you for that... this one was posted some years ago and I managed to lose it.
I'm anything you want me to be Brucie ;)
I really like the second one with laces too! I don't know why, but laces on a slender body (anywhaere) really do it for me!
(I'll just sit here at my desk for a while - I shouldn't stand up right now).
I'm anything you want me to be Brucie ;)
Naked.
First of all, don't ride the cargo when the crane is moving it, but if you do, make sure they have one of those life savers handy. No, not the candy.
Does it make her look more beautiful? More desirable? Cool? Stupid?
I'd be afraid to hug a woman with all that crap down her sides/back. Not to mention doing anything else to her.
have you seen these "ghet toes"?
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I think only people raised by bears could find that attractive.
Heh, I just rewatched the "Strangers With Candy" movie on cable. When Jerri visits the cool kids' party and has to take off her shoes, she had the ghetToes, with the polish replaced by fungus.
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Strangers with Candy:
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Heh, I just rewatched the "Strangers With Candy" movie on cable. When Jerri visits the cool kids' party and has to take off her shoes, she had the ghetToes, with the polish replaced by fungus.
Yeah, I saw it too. I have that image permanently etched into my brain now. Thanks for the reminder! *Uugh*
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I am so glad I turned off that movie when I did. I probably would have barfed if I had seen that.
The world could use more of those!
With a pipe that goes right into the canal?
Solely for number one's I'd guess.
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Welcome to the Cellar, Davooo. :D
First post... and a pisser it was, too.
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Down the aisle while the organ plays I love you truly!
Afraid she'll eat you?
That's one reason!
white & hot pink - such a combination:rolleyes:
No no no no no!
No!
AAaaaaarrrrggghhhh!
Wow! I think jester has come up woth a reak......hey, I'm hsving trouvle seeimg the keybpard. Oh, no! That poxture has burmed my retinas!
Down the aisle while the organ plays I love you truly!
How do you know her name is "truly" - and don't call me "Shirley".
With a pipe that goes right into the canal?
It flavors the water for the drinkers downstream.
How do you know her name is "truly" - and don't call me "Shirley".
Truly Scrumptious!
i really want to try this myself:greenface
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Snake nose guy is almost as big in the Cellar as the dolphin/shark meme.
See the
very first image of the day.
And
another image of the day.
Edit:
And another.
Still, it's a cool image.
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Snake nose guy is almost as big in the Cellar as the dolphin/shark meme.
See the very first image of the day.
And another image of the day.
Edit: And another.
Still, it's a cool image.
sorry - i didn't look first:redface:
Hey Flint, where'd you find that? I want one of those for my backyard. (But I wonder how you keep them from rolling away?)
sorry - i didn't look first:redface:
Don't be sorry. It's a good wtf image!
Hey Flint, where'd you find that? I want one of those for my backyard. (But I wonder how you keep them from rolling away?)
If the drain pipe's a rockin', don't bother knockin'
Hey Flint, where'd you find that? I want one of those for my backyard. (But I wonder how you keep them from rolling away?)
This is a hotel in Austria, designed by art college graduate Andreas Strauss. Organized into clusters of threes, they nestle in green fields beside the Danube River. Facilities like shower, bar and cafeteria are in a central location. The hotel currently works on an honor system - you leave behind however much you think is fair for the duration of your stay.
What's the fair compensation for sleeping in a small concrete cell with no windows and only a skylight? Maybe if they paid me $50 I'd sleep in there. If it had a screen door instead, I'd feel better.
Where in Austria? Could be relatively cozy in, say, an alpine blizzard.
Ottensheim, by the Danube.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ip8_aGOGAOM
Yeah.... it goes in here.... my brain is bleeding.
I feel all clean. The worst think I can say about myself.
If you like R&R... do not watch all of this, I have only listened to the first sentence after the guitar, I ate today.
That's not right. No sir, not right.
And where's Angus and the shorts?
Aaaaaaaaaaa! I should have taken rk's advice, but instead I made myself watch the hole thing. Well, at least at that hour I was still home so nobody saw me curled up in a ball in the corner, whimpering and mumbling incoherently.
Now all I have to say is
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Hayseed Dixie - good.
Shakira - not good.
...she's obviously been hanging out with Alanis again.
Keep on truckin'.
Every motorists dream.... well mine anyway.
Re: #3333
Piece by Japan artist Mariko Mori
Nope, can't spare any. Let me know if you find a wine Cellar though.
I don't know what the heck this thing is supposed to be:
Undertoad with a "pot" belly.
lol!
The set is as ugly as the costume.
lol!
The set is as ugly as the costume.
I dunno about that. I think that set's kinda hot.
Whatever UnderKermit is, I'm afraid its a man-eater; I think I see a head in its mouth! :eek:
LOL, funny UB, but Undertoad is a lady eater.
I like a bird that eats pussy.
I was kinda like....meh what? then I saw his pants...eww...ewww...ewwww
Maybe he's a UPS driver. "What can brown do for you?".
Oh gross.
Sheldon, glad to see you're back again!
Oh gross.
Sheldon, glad to see you're back again!
Thanks. Glad to be back. Can't post during the day anymore with my new job. But it's a great job so... :-)
Zombie Nutritionist Recommends All-Brain Diet
"Our research indicates that live human brains are not merely the cornerstone of a healthy diet; they are, in fact, the only food an active adult zombie should consume at all," Rossum said during a press conference at the institute, located at the State University of New York at Stony Brook. "A daily three-pound serving of brains supplies all the vital sugars, neurons, and ganglia essential to promoting zombie fitness and slowing the decomposition process."
btw: is that Christian Slater in post #3364 (poopy pants) ...? I wondered what he's been up to
btw: is that Christian Slater in post #3364 (poopy pants) ...? I wondered what he's been up to
What ever it is, he has obviously been scared shitless.
Did you see the new bridge they got in Turkey? Just go through the rear door and out the front.
From
here: a Cthulhu Dildo cozy!
Is he using a Flowbee to neuter that poor cat?!
It's a prep for a standard spay/neuter, with an anesthetised cat.
And since it's the Random Pics thread, I give you this guy:
It's from here:
http://community.livejournal.com/randompictures/2521881.html?style=mine#cutid1I shall be the first one to say, you gotta hand it to him, might as well all give him a big hand.
I'm very sorry about that.
I couldn't help it.
Sleep deprivation.
Is that a big hand or is he a dick?
Is that a big hand or is he a dick?
I'd say the latter, since that is definitely a Rosie Palm.
That's the little engine that could. It really could. I mean really, really could. Damn straight. That's right. Don't look at it like it couldn't!
Dude must be a big Mad Max fan...
I wonder what the license plate is?
License plate? I got your license plate right here!
:D
Looks like one of the Max trucks from the second movies.
Uh yeah, only in TN - not anyone I know:headshake
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Oh, so it's Russian. I'm guessing it's actually a working truck, with an unconventional owner, given the expense of keeping it on the road.
Anybody else think those saurians look distinctly Seussian?
Uh yeah, only in TN - not anyone I know:headshake
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The funny part is that they actually live in the limo.
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He must be allergic to bee stings. Or else his belt is
way too tight.
Isn't that the guy who's arms exploded? His skin would tear from the strain! That's just sickening to look at. You think he uses the juice? :lol:
Road Trip Anyone?????
He added some heavy-duty chain for extra support on the tailgate (note that he used the "Heavy-Duty 'S' hooks to attach the chain)
He also paid-up for some BIG 5/16 sheetmetal screws to attach the frame to the tailgate.
Yeah, he knows it's overkill, but he didn't want the possibility of having an accident.
Much of his time was spent on his front porch whittling down that MASSIVE 4x4 board to fit precisely into the ball mount receiver.
Also note that he used a 14" piece of 1x4 to help distribute the load more evenly--"YOU CAN"T BE TOO SAFE, YOU KNOW!!".
It cost a little more, but you just can't be too safe when pulling a trailer of this magnitude !!".
Too bad none of that will really stand up to the forces that will eventually tear off that trailer and 5th wheel assembly. Once you put that rig in motion, there are all kinds of side-stresses and such that he hasn't counted on.
If he were a true redneck, he'd have a heavy-duty pickup anyway.
People just plain scare me sometimes.
Brian
Too bad none of that will really stand up to the forces that will eventually tear off that trailer and 5th wheel assembly.
This was probably one of those, you can have it if you move it, deals.
@John, you are the King of WTF.
I think these were photoshopped. :lol:
I think these were photoshopped. :lol:
No way! Look at the shadows - they're perfect. Nobody could do that good a job photoshopping them.
...
Baby Pac-Mans, w/ umbilical cords still attached.
:eek2: No, Flint, it's the Attack of the Killer Tomatoes! Run for your lives!! :worried:
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I think these were photoshopped. :lol:
I shouldn't...no, I really shouldn't say it...but...but...willpower...leaving me.
This is an artist's rendering of Michael Vick's eventual sentence once he's convicted of dogfighting.
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dwarf clowns are scary enough, but jeesuzz, how big is his date? Her hip bones scrape the bottoms of the cupboards!!
You've heard: nose to nose his toes are in it, and toes to toes his nose is in it. That's them, right there.
His knees are bent and that's her shoulders.
No, Uis.
No, no, no, no, no.
The statue, yes. It really made me laugh (Kids in the Hall anyone?)
The clown, no. It frightened my eyes.
Never again please, it was very wrong.
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Thank you.
I don't think you understand how powerful these images are.
I will switch off this laptop tonight, but there is every possibility that when I am asleep in my bed, the little green light will come on OF ITS OWN ACCORD and the laptop will power up.
I have wireless connection here - the internet access will connect with NO NEED FORA PASSWORD.
I have Remember Me flagged, I'll be signed on WHILE STILL SLEEPING
And before you know it... in the dead of night... what will be on the screen? An evil clown. What will be pressing its face out, distorting the screen like Saran Wrap? An evil clown. What will be heaving itself over thekeboard, ready to climb the stairs and poke my eyes out with its lttle thumbs? Yes. An evil clown.
And it will be ALL YOUR FAULT.
Just so you know.
Dwarf clowns should not look Pamplona runners in the shin.- W.A.S.
OK, here are a couple of quick ones to get SG's mind off that fella who won't even be mentioned.
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Aah thank you
I love me some fresh fucking pineapples :)
:lol:
Always at your service, milady.
I thought the WTF on that ad was the Lay's Chips and the Chicken Breasts ...
Shows how much I fucking know.
Supersize anyone? :D
That's Tim Curry as Pennywise the Clown, in the TV adaptation of Stephen King's IT.
That's Tim Curry as Pennywise the Clown, in the TV adaptation of Stephen King's IT.
I liked It's true form better; a giant spider. (couldn't find a picture)
There were also scenes cut from the movie where It took the forms of a mummy, a giant sparrow, and a lycan.
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I can't find any pics to go with it, but "Killer Clowns from Outer Space" is a must-see!
I don't remember where the pic below came from - but there's more if you want it!
Is it any wonder sooooooo many of us are scared of clowns????
Scared? Ha, I laugh at clowns! Er, what I meant was.....
Now that clown scares me.
Yep. All clown are from hell. :devil: :D
The following pics are - After & WTF?:
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my nose hurts so bad now.:thepain3:
no running with scis... errr... forks!
OMG! Scrolling down to see that. Gah!
What the fork, that had to hurt.
that kid was ALL forked up.
white boy speak with forked... nose.
I see the lad is there with, presumably, his mother. I hope she isn't responsible. Otherwise, she'd be a real motherforker.
OMG, that poor little kid. That makes my tummy squeamish!!
My nose looked like that once when I stopped to smell a brose.
My nose looked like that once when I stopped to smell a brose.
Smelled a bro's
what? No wonder he forked ya.
your ass-sniffing days are numbered, Fido.
Smelled a bro's what? No wonder he forked ya.
No no no no no - it was a rose with a bee in it! (and yes - I
have[I] been saving that lame joke since elementary school)[/I]
Not much to add to this one...
That...is.......
FUCKING BRILLIANT!
appropriate. :D
That cheese looks Asian!
Fu Man Gouda
Reminds me of the
Jurassic House episode of
Monster House.
Here's that Dad of the year.
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For Real?
When my kid has gas, she eats ALONE!
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Silly gooses, I can't believe Sam The World's Ugliest Dog has never been an IOTD! (or if he has, none of you recognized him...) Here's his website
http://samugliestdog.com/
and his blog! No, really..
http://samugliestdog.typepad.com/blog/
(He showed up twice in here, yeah I just read all 3k+ posts...only took two days. Great stuff!)
Sorry...I didn't think UT would've missed Sam but nobody seemed to recognize him...so I thought I'd toss in the info...I sadly don't have anything else to add here cause I have a suspicion that most of my WTF images came from IOTD (besides Sam, because I remember my mom found him elsewhere and loves the mangy thing.)
I'll just head into work now and be quiet. *hops off with foot in mouth*
That's OK Razz, thanks for the effort. If it makes you feel any better, the picture of the dog John posted above, UT posted
here. Some people, including myself, have posted the same picture more than once. Doh
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What's that smell?
This is an ad that appeared in the sidebar of my Comcast webmail interface. I can't imagine that whoever created this ad didn't realize the other possible connotations somehow.
or rather wtf hurricane Dean!
Very dangerous having hot sex in that tinder dry environment.
If Prince William wants fresh milk, he shall have it.
It's can be really hard to get some kids not to pick their noses.
Cloud, that was already
posted.
There are a ton, bazillions actually, of those type of birds (swallows?) that nest under the bridge that links the 2 halves of the Iowa campus across the Iowa River. They swoop and dive catching insects. I've stood and watched them forever waiting for two to crash, but have yet to see it and I cross that bridge rather frequently.
I'm sure they love teasing that dog. Nya Nya, can't catch meeeeeeeee!! We had a parakeet that would do that to our dog. The dog did occasionally get a few tail feathers however...
those look like flying rats to me. aka pigeons. Swallows are smaller
OMG
fishin' fer 'roos!
BTW: I think those are also the famous
Banded Iron Formations of Australia.
oh my...i thought it was like a wildebeest or something. :blush:
fishin' fer 'roos!
BTW: I think those are also the famous Banded Iron Formations of Australia.
ahh... I see
I have this
stumbleupon toolbar which reveals some great shots...some not so great like that one.
Most times I don't question and I didn't study it so closely.:greenface
I thought it was a some other kind of a beast too Shawnee but the serpent knew what the serpent was eating and where it was eating it as well! :p
I posted that
same pic awhile back in an old IotD thread. But, it's gone now <-----bad me! for hotlinking an image...
those look like flying rats to me. aka pigeons. Swallows are smaller
Definately not pigeons, they don't typically have a forked tail or aerially feed.
Swallows.That snake is just cleaning up a dead carcase, it didn't kill it.
I posted that same pic awhile back in an old IotD thread. But, it's gone now <-----bad me! for hotlinking an image...
hotlinking isn't ok? :blush:
Swallows.
...and the dog is not a
Spitz.:D
OK... I give up -- what's the deal with the Hotwheels pic?
edit: oh, n/m ...
dead carcasehotlinking isn't ok?
It depends on whether the source is okay with it. And if they ever decide to take down their copy of the image, yours is gone too.
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a helmet and gloves are de rigeur on the slickrock in Utah.
Ideal for those blessed with a third hand
Doesn't "bouchee" mean "sanitary napkin" in French?
"Even by both hands"
I bet the second guy in the
IOTD today could carry it.
Is the lady wearing a giraffe hat or is the giraffe wearing a lady necklace?
that's a man, baby.
It is???? Dayum.
"San Francisco Zoo veterinary technician Gail Hedberg finds herself suddenly being used as a pillow by 9-day-old Bulldozer, the zoo's 6-foot baby reticulated giraffe."
Actually, not a man.
no it taint.
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Thats assault with a deadly weapon there Shawnee123!!!!!!!!!
I took this picture last night in Wilbur, Washington (US):
National Wild Turkey Federation.
Damn. I was hoping it was going Naked Wild Turkey Fuckers.
...ans I was thinking "Now What The Fuck
I visited my dad's lab. He's a physics guy, and was showing me (but mostly my kids) the neat physics stuff there. One neat trick is to dump a few ounces of liquid nitrogen into a toilet. This is what happens if the janitor had just squirted some soap in there a few minutes beforehand, and you don't realize it.
That trick is also good in a punch bowl if you are out of dry ice because some guests took it all, jammed it into a plastic bottle and then threw it into a pool to see it explode.
Reminds me of an April Fools trick I always wanted to try.
Squirt a bunch of liquid soap in the tank, throw a chunk of dry ice in the bowl, and flush.
Supposed to fill a small room with bubbles.
Part of the plea bargain?
ya know... if that's supposed to represent Sauron V Gandalf (or good vs Evil), Gandalf is causing a whole lot more destruction than Sauron is! :lol: Fire at his feet, massive smoke tornadoes. I think I'll have to side with the dark one on this one. I think I can handle some pitch black and a few bats flying around me, IMO.
You know, you're right. I knew there was a reason i liked evil better.
Evil has better eyes and better fur.
ya know... if that's supposed to represent Sauron V Gandalf (or good vs Evil), Gandalf is causing a whole lot more destruction than Sauron is! :lol: Fire at his feet, massive smoke tornadoes. I think I'll have to side with the dark one on this one. I think I can handle some pitch black and a few bats flying around me, IMO.
Mere collateral damage. Get tough, buddy. It could last six days, six weeks. I doubt six months. The cats will welcome us as liberators, and throw flower at our feet.
Well....this one sure made me go WTF.
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Yikes!
I can't imagine a storm drain building up that kinda pressure.
Maybe a water main?
Most of the info says storm drain in Calgary, Alberta, Canada.
When you see old faithful erupting in front of you like that, WHY DO YOU KEEP DRIVING?
Is everything we've heard about Canadians via the MacKenzie Brothers true, eh?
Anvil Mike had a storm drain cap in back yard. I'd guess 500lbs.
More to this story, but I'm not going there.
I hope his camera has drip-guard[SIZE="1"]tm[/SIZE]. Who knows what's falling out of her nasty little cootchie.
It is interesting that the photo freaks have their faces removed.
oooh, that's actually pretty darn cool, John.
That is cool, except it looks like the one on the left is biting the one on the right.
What? You guys don't have one of those?
WTF? That IS some ugly cartooning!
I hope his camera has drip-guard[SIZE="1"]tm[/SIZE]. Who knows what's falling out of her nasty little cootchie.
Isn't that a bit judgmental? ;)
It is interesting that the photo freaks have their faces removed.
Presumably the woman is a public figure. (Or if she wasn't before, she is now.)
If I were Weapon Brown, I wouldn't drink beer in that outfit.
Presumably the woman is a public figure. (Or if she wasn't before, she is now.)
She's like Japan Hilton!
An all-terrain wheelchair?
Speaking of wheelchairs, I was driving down I-295 in NJ somewhere near Philly on Sunday on my way back home to DC when I saw a dude coming down an on-ramp in his motorized wheelchair. There was no shoulder, so he was just riding down the middle of the ramp onto the freaking interstate. It was very surreal, and then in a flash it was all behind me. I kept my eyes peeled for a broken down van or car or something that he might have been going back to, but there was nothing there. It was like the guy thought he was a car. Wonder what happened to him.
It was like the guy thought he was a car.
Turbo Teen complex, huh. :p
Betcha wolf knows.
I immediately thought of two possibles.
Speaking of wheelchairs, I was driving down I-295 in NJ somewhere near Philly on Sunday on my way back home to DC when I saw a dude coming down an on-ramp in his motorized wheelchair. There was no shoulder, so he was just riding down the middle of the ramp onto the freaking interstate. It was very surreal, and then in a flash it was all behind me. I kept my eyes peeled for a broken down van or car or something that he might have been going back to, but there was nothing there. It was like the guy thought he was a car. Wonder what happened to him.
There's an older guy who cruises up and down the road everyday in Folsom, where my office is located. I wouldn't be surprised at all if it was him.
Wouldn't you like to be a pepper too?
I agree with the comments in the article. This seems highly unlikely to me.
Beautiful. Must be a wood nymph.
Beautiful. Must be a wood nymph.
Dar512, that is not a picture.
There are far too many posts to this thread that do not involve WTF pictures. I am displeased.
FEEL MY BADGERY DISPLEASURE
Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger,
Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger,
Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger,
MUSHROOM! MUSHROOM!
"This is the city: Los Angeles, California. I work here. Sometimes, someone gets the urge to pet a small, furry, mammal. That's when I go to work. My name's Friday. I carry a badger."
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Do you have a picture? What is the picture of? When was it taken? Please provide photos and explain all answers.
They look happy, but this can't be clean.
Hey, let's go bathe in the industrial pollution!
I have so many questions about that.
I got lots of this stuff. No explanation though.
I gotta say, I suspect he's a veteran.
"We've got our top men working on it."
"who?"
"TOP MEN."
Dar512, that is not a picture.
There are far too many posts to this thread that do not involve WTF pictures. I am displeased.
Well, technically, there no rules in this thread, but I must agree with you to a certain extent. That extent being the comments made regarding posted pix.
IMO, this thread could have been titled better.
Couldn't they have made the "F" parallel to at least one of the sides?
.
now now, none of these is within the strict guidelines initially set for this thread.
Wanna Race?
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now now, none of these is within the strict guidelines initially set for this thread.
Then lemme double it:
how he do that?
I've seen someone do that: they have no hand (
thalidomide)...
Stop looking at me......
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I like that one. :D
thirsty, like a squirrel.
Smelly, like this cat lady's house.
Someone from New Orleans would look at this pit mine and think it's a great place to build a house.
That is a *very* worried looking rabbit.
The walrus gets his bucket when he goes to heaven.
Special edition: The WTF is up in NM.....Cicero special is coming up.....Be prepared to say...I'm creeped out. WTF? Now I went to great lengths to scare you guys. 2 hours of travel on a hot Sunday.
You didn't go into freshnesschronic's basement did you?
Welcome to "Tiny Town". A happy place from a distance. Pink and Blue welcoming you from the road until you stop to get a better look.......enter this collage of photos at your own risk. And remember:please walk in with a bad and sturdy pair of shoes. There is shattered glass and fecal matter all over the ground. Outside of Madrid NM.
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Alright lets begin this nightmare. This lady is so F**cked. I got to meet her once.
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Alright, I'm done. Yes- that is a headless carcass of a bird at the entrance.
And yes those are bloody workers gloves on the ground underneath the pot. I think they represent flames or some nonsense.
BTW.....it wasn't this bad at first. It was fairly benign and just a trash pile. Every time we stop it's worse. I don't think there will be a next time.
You've either got better crazy people than we do, or more tolerant neighbors. There was this guy that knocked out the sides of his house, replaced it with plexi, and had bizarre signs all over the lawn, oh, and there was a toilet out there too, I think.
This lady doesn't have neighbors. I drove an hour to get there. I think you only get away with this in the middle of nowhere.
I wonder where she gets the stuff from...
There is a weird mansion/apartment building a few blocks down on my street. It has scarecrow type mannequins made from bits of junk placed in various positions that change from time to time. I never thought of taking a pic for this thread, although it always makes me go WTF when I go by. Of course, next to this, it seems almost normal.
You really get the feeling when you walk through there that you are in the woman's demented head. Like the movie the cell or something. She lures people in by making it look like a happy junk pile. People say...why not? We'll stop...we're on vacation.....Then I watch them get out of their cars...get closer...and get that shocked and disgusted expression. I almost started to take photos of the people walking around in there (alas probably not permitted). You would not believe the looks on their faces.
There was a crazy lady in my neighborhood who had mannequins on her front porch. They were always posed in different ways, dressed in different clothes, and interacting with different items. I was afraid to take a picture of them. I just kept driving by, I wouldn't even slow down. I didn't want her working me into a paranoid delusion fantasy. [COLOR="White"]. . . [/COLOR] I figured it was like in NYC, you don't make eye contact with crazy people on the street.
Now, with more Kung Fu Flavor!
RE: crazy lady in NM: question: what is that one Ken doll doing to that other Ken doll?
what is that one Ken doll doing to that other Ken doll?
Heh. Heh.
What ISN"T he doing?
RE: crazy lady in NM: question: what is that one Ken doll doing to that other Ken doll?
If you are asking that question....then you already know the answer.
:D
The fact that she could get Ken dolls to look that lewd was actually artistry. I'll give her that.
Holy Holy! I just realized that that is what a ruddy mad lib probably looks like in reality. It's perfect.
We have our own Tiny Town in Colorado. I had taken these pictures because I intended to post in the commuting photos series, but haven't completed the set.
Here's a picture of the front gate.
It's a happy place, not a scary place. I pass this on my way to work (if I go that way).
If you are asking that question....then you already know the answer.
:D
--snip--
It's true, then. Ignorance *is* bliss. And, no, I have no intentions of removing my fingers from my ears anytime soon, thankyouverymuch.
Yeah Hung....if you ever go through Colorado Springs head to Michael Garman's Tiny Town. It's in the back of his shop. I'm not a great fan of his artwork but his Tiny Town is great! He calls it "Magic Town" because of his illusions with mirrors for added effect.
http://www.roadsideamerica.com/sights/sightstory.php?tip_AttrId=%3D15839
BigV- thank you for finally telling me where your fingers were. iwasveryconcerned.
lol!
lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala
I can't hear you!
lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala
la-la-la is when you use your tongue, deedle-deedle-deedle is your fingers
A snapshot of Atlanta Airport. In Philly, you'd see only one plane in the frame.
Yeah Hung....if you ever go through Colorado Springs head to Michael Garman's Tiny Town. It's in the back of his shop. I'm not a great fan of his artwork but his Tiny Town is great! He calls it "Magic Town" because of his illusions with mirrors for added effect.
http://www.roadsideamerica.com/sights/sightstory.php?tip_AttrId=%3D15839
BigV- thank you for finally telling me where your fingers were. iwasveryconcerned.
lol!
I've been there. Maybe not quite worth the price of admission, but certainly worth seeing...if that makes any sense. I have pics I took...
...somewhere.
Yeah Hung....if you ever go through Colorado Springs head to Michael Garman's Tiny Town. It's in the back of his shop. I'm not a great fan of his artwork but his Tiny Town is great! He calls it "Magic Town" because of his illusions with mirrors for added effect.
http://www.roadsideamerica.com/sights/sightstory.php?tip_AttrId=%3D15839
BigV- thank you for finally telling me where your fingers were. iwasveryconcerned.
lol!
Pennsylvania has one too ... of course, ours is a lot better and bigger (6K sq feet), and has a giant plexi Amish couple outside, to boot!
I just posted some more pictures of our local Tiny Town in the "
Commute" thread.
Funny, but photoshopped. The camera flash is reflected in both "Drowning"s, and the second one doesn't even line up. :P
Not quite as funny, but still a bit of the wtf, especially when the ranger station is just ten feet to the left.
Who are these sloppy 'shoppers? I could have done better than that with Paint. It is funny, though. "No drowning, you crazy kids!"
nice, BigV!
I just noticed the date in your sig, I can't wait.
Bush and analog tv will both be out the door that quarter.
Stupid.....
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Isn't that what rams do? Smash into things with their faces? Nice find.
well you know what they say ,
If ya can't Dodge it ,
RAM IT !!!!!!
That's actually pretty cool. It hit the pole perfectly so it grabbed it with the bumper. The pole isn't connected to the ground.
Ah ha! I was trying to figure out why there was a stoplight like that in the middle of a parking lot. He drove off with the thing, and subsequently parked with it!
He did eventually stop, so the light worked.
Ah ha! I was trying to figure out why there was a stoplight like that in the middle of a parking lot.
I was thinking, "Who can blame him for hitting a stoplight in the middle of a parking lot? Who expects that?!"
Here's a couple more. Along with the explanation.
This happened in Vernon! How can you not notice that you are carrying a light post?!!
Why you shouldn't drink & drive!!
This driver hit the left turn island traffic light at 48th Avenue and 27th Street sheering it off at the base and then kept driving on about 2 kms. to Squires Four Pub. It is not sure if he stopped because the truck dumped all its oil or if the cops pulled him over but you would hope it was not for more beer.
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The truck was then towed back to Vernon Towing's yard about 2.5 kms. With the light still pinched between the two tow hooks and bumper, it took several hard pulls with the backhoe to get the light free.
Why you shouldn't drink & drive!!
This driver hit the left turn island traffic light at 48th Avenue and 27th Street sheering it off at the base and then kept driving on about 2 kms. to Squires Four Pub. It is not sure if he stopped because the truck dumped all its oil or if the cops pulled him over but you would hope it was not for more beer.
Maybe he wanted a light beer.
:::groan::: we got us a Sheldon Jr. here
Sorry but that was supposed to be Sheldon's line.
gah! check the time stamp
Maybe he wanted a light beer.
ughh - that was a real "knee slapper"
After all that, I'd need a drink.
I'm not drunk, I'm just tired 'cause I've been up all night drinking.
:::groan::: we got us a Sheldon Jr. here
Sorry but that was supposed to be Sheldon's line.
That's high praise. But I don't think there will ever be a Sheldon Jr.
...unless that's what he calls his wang!
The fascinating thing is that everything worked the way it was designed - the break-away light base broke away, the crumple zone crumpled, and the driver didn't go through the windshield.
Everyone lived happily ever after.
a
sequence of images from 1979 of a barge boat passing a drawbridge -- the
hard way.
Everyone lived happily ever after.
Granted, it was in prison, but happily so.
Can you identify this structure?
(Sorry, next post 'cause I couldn't figure out how to put text after pic)
Entryway for world's tiniest midget? Ewoks gone amok?
No, it's a cat ladder, allowing kitties ingress and egress. Apparently they are all over Europe, but I've never heard of them or seen one like that before. I'm considering adapting something like that for inside use. Here's a blog with some really great pics of more cat ladders, mostly from Sweden:
http://katt-trappa.blogspot.com/I want a pic of some cat using the one marked from Wednesay 08, 2007 on that blog!
there are some even longer ones if you look.
I'm wondering if I can simply glue pieces of rope onto a board to make "rungs." Do you think the rope would stay on there?
If you use strong enough glue.
That's high praise. But I don't think there will ever be a Sheldon Jr.
Well, if there is, I'm sure he'll be a little shit. ;-)
That..actually looks kinda cool cloud....
well, duh. :) It's Flatland, and it's way cool, not to mention a classic. I thought maybe Ibram might be interested in it.
Can you identify this structure?
Cat or ferret climb?
Edit:
Oh, I read the next page. At least I got it right.
Flatland: the Movie, a 30-minute animated educational film with the voices of Martin Sheen, Kristen Bell, Michael York, and Tony Hale. [3]
That's my friend's movie! We're all quite proud of him.
I think you may have made a mistake there, John. That last one was not "What the fuck?". It was "What the shit?"
Captain America is so patriotic HE POOPS OTHER CAPTAIN AMERICAS.
Hoverkitty says "whirrrrrrrrrr"
Stirfrykitty sez: toasted sesame oil
Wow now I'm hungry and want a drink.
I do have a suggestion for kitty stir-fry. Kitty will be sure to stay in the pan and it might taste a fraction better with half a teaspoon of oyster sauce and a dash of fish sauce. Be sure to close the lid tightly on these 2 items because the smell is terrible in the event of a spill or accident.
:)
Morning everyone!
You making breakfast, Cicero?
Stirfrykitty sez: toasted sesame oil
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...Catatouille!
Eh. Happy Monkey doesn't need a fancy computer to make those. But then again, his don't move on their own...
A 3D projection of an 8-cell performing a single rotation about a plane which bisects the figure from front to back and top to bottom.
bfd
Is the word "torus" new to you? I have to pick up one of these from the floor every time we visit Rain Forest Cafe. You have to run the gauntlet of the gift/tchochke shop to get to the restaurant. One of the bins has these water filled balloon toruses that move exactly like this. You grip the "outer" surface, and with the "axis" vertical, the thing slips out of your hand as the inner section containing the heavy water, ungripped by your hand, falls to the floor. Fun!
eh, bite my trapezoidal intersect.
Is the word "torus" new to you? I have to pick up one of these from the floor every time we visit Rain Forest Cafe.
Is getting punched in the face new to you? I have to pick one of
you up off the floor every time I visit jackass village.
One of the bins has these water filled balloon toruses that move exactly like this. You grip the "outer" surface, and with the "axis" vertical, the thing slips out of your hand as the inner section containing the heavy water, ungripped by your hand, falls to the floor. Fun!
Yeah, those things are cool. Until the amusement wears off, anyway. Perfect for playing with in a store, but never buying. I wonder if anyone buys those things?
Is getting punched in the face new to you? I have to pick one of you up off the floor every time I visit jackass village.
You're just another turd in the shitstream. Flush, you're gone.
Yeah, those things are cool. Until the amusement wears off, anyway. Perfect for playing with in a store, but never buying. I wonder if anyone buys those things?
Someone gave one to my stepdaughter one birthday or Christmas or something. It was all fun and games until she squeezed it too hard and it exploded nasty saline solution all over the place.
I'm just sayin'.
woah their noses are so alike John.
http://www.worth1000.com/entries/240000/240370EJLi.jpg
for some reason I can't get that image to come up. Paste it in the browser if it dosn't.
Flush, you're gone.
Oh, the irony. I've been flushed by a "number two" ...
Yeah, those things are cool. Until the amusement wears off, anyway.
Perfect for playing with in a store, but never buying. I wonder if anyone buys those things?
My theory is that some people may be eager to take it home and
privately "test the parameters" ...
@John: Is that the bad guy from the painting in Ghostbusters 2
???Eh. Happy Monkey doesn't need a fancy computer to make those. But then again, his don't move on their own...
Or... do they ???
Some day... Muahahahaha ha haaaaahh!
Oh, the irony. I've been flushed by a "number two" ...
:lol:
Let us know if there are really alligators in the sewers, will you?
I think there may be some haligators (alligators with halitosis) ...
Yea...John....I recognize it....but where is it from?
God, I know this one....John better be back here.
Yes, it's the guy in the painting from Ghostbusters 2.
Vigo the Carpathian.
He's got "Carpathian Kitten Loss":)
Yes, it's the guy in the painting from Ghostbusters 2. Vigo the Carpathian.
Yeah, but who's the other guy?
Yeah, but who's the other guy?
I can't tell if you're joking or not... that's Fred Thompson, Republican candidate for President and semi-famous actor, most notably for his recurring role in Law & Order.
Absolutely, that's Fred "committing felony violations of campaign law even before officially declaring candidacy" Thompson, next to Vigo "Scourge of Carpathia, Sorrow of Moldavia", king of Carpathia.
And now, kittens.
Am I imagining that the chairs continue below the sidewalk level?
Long ago these buildings were very far apart, and in between there was a large courtyard filled with chairs. Over time the buildings have moved closer and closer together.
That's my theory.
That is a sound theory, and one that I am now subscribing to.
That is a sound theory, and one that I am now subscribing to.
The subscription price is $4.99/month. Pay to the tip mug.
No you're not. Probably the cellar hole of the building that was there.
I need a copy of that. My husband and I are convinced that the random chairs we see on the side of the road in the middle of nowhere, are actually on their way to a convention somewhere or something.
I now have proof!
Here's a little transportation theme.
First we start with unusual cargo.
Now some wtf travel conditions:
And finally, some neat motorcycle pics:
I really like the second picture: look how they wrote Toyota on the side of the car with some magic marker or something! :lol: They could have written Lamborghini and we never would have known the difference!
More cargo:
I want the 2nd bike guys phone#!!! lol!!!
Oh lord, Sheldon...that one even took me a second to get! lol!
[COLOR="White"]Then I thought "he wants his phone number cause he likes his phone pole!"[/COLOR]
Oh lord, Sheldon...that one even took me a second to get! lol!
[COLOR="White"]Then I thought "he wants his phone number cause he likes his phone pole!"[/COLOR]
That's because it looks like he has a great LONG distance carrier. hahaha
I can't even imagine who's in his "favorite five" It's all about networking, my friend.
I can't even imagine who's in his "favorite five" It's all about networking, my friend.
That could be considered a left-handed compliment. ;)
The "WTF" section has been highlighted.
"Jessica Simpson is allegedly planning to have a baby with her gay hairdresser.
The single actress - who has made no secret of her desire to have children and has spoken of adopting - is planning to have artificial insemination and her long-term friend and stylist Ken Paves wants to be the father.
A source told More magazine, "Jessica has considered adopting but I think she has always wanted to experience pregnancy.
:speechls: "She's an old-fashioned girl. :speechls: I'm sure she wants a child who is biologically hers.
"She and Ken were having dinner and Jess was moaning about how she couldn't find a man to commit and how immature the guys she has dated have been.
"Jess suggested artificial insemination. Ken is just as eager to have a baby, but his boyfriend isn't as keen on the idea.
"However, she and Ken agreed to begin the process in the next six months."
Jessica recently admitted she was yearning for a baby, and was seriously considering adoption.
She said at the time, "I want to adopt before I actually have my own kids." Jessica, 27, finalised her divorce from Nick Lachey last June.
She has since dated singer John Mayer, who is now rumoured to be in a relationship with actress Cameron Diaz."
BEING ARTIFICIALLY INSEMINATED BY YOUR GAY HAIRDRESSER IS "OLD-FASHIONED"? My Grandma never mentioned it.
What? Not even any courtin'? Not old fashioned!
Pictures! More pictures, says I!
Pictures! More pictures, says I!
:biglaugha
The only thing to beat a full house, a royal flush.
We Pagans have long taken pride in the design of DC. There was and is Mysticism in Washington, and other places around the world, with and without the direct input of the Masons.
My curiosity leads me to ask: Which Pagan religion are you?
Elspodeism, Drax... women all over the world, worship him.
aside ~ Spell check wanted to change Elspodeism to Despotism.
Despotism.
O, rly. What's your group called? The Cult Of Slavedriving Assholes?
My curiosity leads me to ask: Which Pagan religion are you?
Primarily Wiccan with Druidic tendencies.
Primarily Wiccan with Druidic tendencies.
Blessed be. ;)
BEING ARTIFICIALLY INSEMINATED BY YOUR GAY HAIRDRESSER IS "OLD-FASHIONED"? My Grandma never mentioned it.
I fear there are
many things your grandma never mentioned to you.
Yeah, those things are cool. Until the amusement wears off, anyway. Perfect for playing with in a store, but never buying. I wonder if anyone buys those things?
Me.
I have a Space Pet too.
And a Pet Rock
And an Earthquake in a Can.
We Pagans have long taken pride in the design of DC. There was and is Mysticism in Washington, and other places around the world, with and without the direct input of the Masons.
You're welcome.
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We Pagans have long taken pride in the design of DC. There was and is Mysticism in Washington, and other places around the world, with and without the direct input of the Masons.
You're welcome.
What do you mean by "without the direct imput of the masons"?
and why do you say you are welcome CR? Are you a mason?
Some of the streets in the town next to where I grew up, Sandusky, OH are laid out in the Masonic symbol.
Because there are lots of structures around the world with tons of Pagan symbolism and locational relationships, most of which predate the Masons arrival on the scene.
What a clever child!
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Wish I knew where it was. This might make a nice IotD.
I would say clear cut logging. Notice the logs by the road waiting to be picked up.
Anyone else find it ironic that the clearcut area looks just like a giant tree?
I'm pretty sure that was why it was a WTF image.
I have just spent two days reading every post in this thread. I have experienced highs and lows and many COSM's. Thank you one and all for a great experience.
I have just spent two days reading every post in this thread. I have experienced highs and lows and many COSM's. Thank you one and all for a great experience.
I read every day, and every day I have a microCOSM.
What's a COSM?
[SIZE="1"]I don't know.[/SIZE]:redface:
Oh dear - I have a picture of myself with a similar face and for a similar reason - my Dad caught me just as my sister threw a ball. With the cruelty of childhood we were both delighted with the picture (in the days when getting the photos back from the developers was an event) and called it my mong photo. Mong being short for mongoloid, a term still in use in the 70s for people with Down Syndrome.
What's a COSM?
Cosm is based on an entirely plausible idea from theoretical physics. The basic theory, as I understand it, is that it is possible an area of "false vacuum" could be created in our "true vacuum" universe, and that this "false vacuum" would be a universe unto itself, connected to this universe by a "neck" of negative energy density.
[still in a singing mood...]
SundaeGirl she was a mongoloid
Happier than you and me
SundaeGirl she was a mongoloid
And it determined what she could see
SundaeGirl she was a mongoloid
One chromosome too many
SundaeGirl she was a mongoloid
And it determined what she could see
And she wore a hat
And she had a job
And she brought home the bacon
So that no one knew
SundaeGirl she was a mongoloid
Her friends were unaware
SundaeGirl she was a mongoloid
Nobody even cared
omg...that was too freaking funny, barefoot. You ain't right. And I like it!
Cosm is based on an entirely plausible idea from theoretical physics. The basic theory, as I understand it, is that it is possible an area of "false vacuum" could be created in our "true vacuum" universe, and that this "false vacuum" would be a universe unto itself, connected to this universe by a "neck" of negative energy density.
That doesn't seem to be the context in which Kumbulu used the word (or acronym.)
[still in a singing mood...]
SundaeGirl she was a mongoloid
Happier than you and me
SundaeGirl she was a mongoloid
And it determined what she could see
SundaeGirl she was a mongoloid
One chromosome too many
SundaeGirl she was a mongoloid
And it determined what she could see
And she wore a hat
And she had a job
And she brought home the bacon
So that no one knew
SundaeGirl she was a mongoloid
Her friends were unaware
SundaeGirl she was a mongoloid
Nobody even cared
Devo rules!
I'm waiting for Kumbulu to come back and post that that is exactly what she meant.
Then we'll all go out and eat a kitten.
I'm sorry. That was rude.
Oh, Jesus, you're the dreamiest! :)
Oh, Jesus, you're the dreamiest! :)
Women all over the world call out my name... and no one seems to mind.
Coffee On Screen Moment. ;)
Although the quoted meaning makes me go WTF and could be used at times...
Women all over the world call out my name... and no one seems to mind.
Oh Waiter!? lol!!!
Coffee On Screen Moment. ;)
Although the quoted meaning makes me go WTF and could be used at times...
Ahhh, I see. Thanks... yes, I have many COSMs here in the Cellar. Some people have orgasms, I have orcosms. Sad, really. :blush:
the word reTIREment somehow got lost in translation?
That is quite the cliffhanger photo. Did the bull stop in time? Was the water too shallow at the point and did the guy going in head first come up with a broken neck? If the bull did stop, did he wait for the guys to get out? If not, did he drown?
I bet they will make us wait until next season.
Anyone care for a game of toss the tires?
How come I'm the only one that thinks it looks fun?
Anyone care for a game of toss the tires?
How come I'm the only one that thinks it looks fun?
You know, in South Africa during the peak of apartheid, they would pour gasoline in tires, put them around the necks of people, and light them. They were euphemistically referred to as "necklaces".
Unfortunately, this is the first thing I thought of when I saw this WTF.
Are you a mason?
Yes, I am.
please tell me this is photoshop...
aww. i felt special for a second.
ohh well.
Cause points did the same thing I did when I first started posting....
Post a double in the WTF thread...and get called on it: :cry:
Dun worry Points, it happens to the best of us. :D
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Well, that doesn't make you, or Points, not special.
Cause points did the same thing I did when I first started posting....
Post a double in the WTF thread...and get called on it: :cry:
Dun worry Points, it happens to the best of us. :D
[SIZE="1"](and me too)[/SIZE]
Why are you redundantly repeating yourself?
Well, that doesn't make you, or Points, not special.
Noo...but it makes you feel like an arse for a while.
Cheer up POL. No harm done :D
Why are you redundantly repeating yourself?
Why are YOU redundantly repeating ME? :p
WTF?.... that said, I'm all for it.
Looks like some PS to me.
"Ok show me you're wearing panties!"
I did a "basic" search - didn't see this so...
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Maybe it's the same guy that drove the Dodge.
"I'm a good driver in the driveway."
"OK, everybody, remember where we parked."
I did a "basic" search - didn't see this so...
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Maybe it's the same guy that drove the Dodge.
Well when you neglect to charge your electric car it takes matters into it's own hands.
Duckzilla!!!!!
Talk about class....gotta love the prom
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Wendy's was considering opening a franchise in Moscow.
Talk about class....gotta love the prom
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Wendy's was considering opening a franchise in Moscow.
Great line!
From Excite news: [FONT=Verdana,Sans-serif][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000] Store manager Jay Jacoby displays a two-headed red slider turtle at Big Al's Aquarium Supercenter in East Norriton Pa., Wednesday, Sept. 26, 2007. The rare turtle is on display at the store.
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just curious - did you get "all" of them?
let's go ridin'
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Hey, ain't that zippyt on the right?
Stupid.....
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In case you've been wondering...
This happened right here in Vernon, B.C. How can you not notice that you are carrying a light post? Notice it's an Alberta truck. Why you shouldn't drink & drive! This driver hit the left turn island traffic light at 48 Ave. and 27th. street sheering it off at the base and then kept driving on about 2kms. to squires four pub. I am not sure if he stopped because the truck dumped all its oil or if the cops pulled him over but you would hope it was not for more beer. The truck was then towed back to Vernon Towings yard about 2.5kms. with the light still pinched between the two tow hooks and bumper. It took several hard pulls with the backhoe to get the light free. - Barry "Oh hell, it was a breeze getting here. I hit nothing but green lights all the way."
i try to hit all green lights too.:p
I like this. A couple true eyebrow windows.
Mmmm...jelly beans...
With nostrils, even.
Yeah, the late edit was to do the nostrils.
Japanese breed transparent frogs, to save on dissection costs.
No, really.
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=68220&in_page_id=2
Japanese breed transparent frogs, to save on dissection costs.
No, really.
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=68220&in_page_id=2
See
IOTD, dude.
Or, how's this one?
Ewww. That's not WTF, John. That's just gross.
* mutters* I hate bugs.
Great! Getting stung on the eyeball is my second favorite thing.
Dare I ask what the first is?
Being wrapped tightly in barbed wire followed by a nitric acid enema and then set on fire.
Ooohhh, you describe it so well. Makes me wanna get right in there with you.
Or, how's this one?
Great shot. I love photoshop.
Don't forget to eat a 'shroom.
The Mushroom Club - Where they keep you in the dark and feed you sh*t.
From Excite news: [FONT=Verdana,Sans-serif][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000] Store manager Jay Jacoby displays a two-headed red slider turtle at Big Al's Aquarium Supercenter in East Norriton Pa., Wednesday, Sept. 26, 2007. The rare turtle is on display at the store.
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It is somewhat interesting that you are on the other side of the world, and you're posting about something 5 minutes from my house.
Oh good, you can go steal him and make him the Cellar mascot. :3eye:
StickForBrains
The BSOD (Blue Screen Of Death)
Love the sinks! Is there an accessable hole there?
I believe it's spelled "access . . . umm OK nevermind.
mmmm, milk does, lots of bodies good!
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I like the shirt the bear is wearing.
I like the shirt the bear is wearing.
Me, too.
Ummm, so where do you think the ones you get at the burger joint, fair, concert or event come from?
No. That's a Souvenir cup. Their selling them as souvenirs from the burger joints, fairs, and concerts. Why not just keep the ones that come with your drink?
The ones made for these places might be made to be souvenirs, but don't actually become souvenirs until the person decides to keep the cup she/he bought with their drink, and not throw it away like so many people do.
Now why would someone sell these?
Because I want to go buy one immediately. And most of my friends are probably going to want 2.....that's why!!! I'm not even going to click on your link!
Awesome!
The secret's safe with teddy.
:D
No. That's a Souvenir cup. Their selling them as souvenirs from the burger joints, fairs, and concerts. Why not just keep the ones that come with your drink?
Uh, from what I see, they're showing you an example picture, but you're buying crates of 300 cups with your company's logo or event picture on them. Take a look around the rest of their site.
If you ever wanted Cellar-branded sippy cups for newborns? You'd probably call someone a lot like those guys.
And to remain on topic, here's something very Russian.
Because I want to go buy one immediately. And most of my friends are probably going to want 2.....that's why!!!
Why not just go to your favorite fast food joint? You'll get a whole meal as well as the cup.
I'm not even going to click on your link!
Aah, so because I post links instead of posting the image directly, I'm an SMF, is that it? I posted the link cuz I wanted you to see the whole page, and not just a picture...still, here you go, you lazy-ass fuck:
If you ever wanted Cellar-branded sippy cups for newborns?
Don't give Toad any ideas. :lol:
I was still talking about teddy bears....wtf....
white Castle? Uuuugh....I'm still talking about Teddy Bears........pay attention you lazy- so and so.... I should have clicked on the link............
Yes, you should have.
Anyway, their not talking about White Castle either. They're just using that as an example of type of cup they're selling as souvenirs.
My point is; why buy just a cup when you can get a large drink with it.
No. That's a Souvenir cup. Their selling them as souvenirs from the burger joints, fairs, and concerts. Why not just keep the ones that come with your drink?
The ones made for these places might be made to be souvenirs, but don't actually become souvenirs until the person decides to keep the cup she/he bought with their drink, and not throw it away like so many people do.
You missed my point completely. The cups on that site are not for you and me, the end consumer, to buy
one of, and they're not typically sold by the retailer as a souvenir item
sans drink. Cups which are not disposable and which have a logo of some sort on them are 'souvenir' cups and the retailer/concessionaire usually jacks up the price of your drink (which goes IN the souvenir cup) by more than enough to cover the cost of his 9 cases of 300 cups each.
You get to finish your drink, take home your giant sized souvenir cup and forever remember the wonderful time you had at the TIRE AND WHEEL EXTRAVAGANZA OF 2007 in Umberto, Oklahoma. :p
still, here you go, you lazy-ass fuck:
Nothing offensive to see here, folks...move along.
This is what HLJ really does on the weekends...
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Yes, you should have.
Anyway, their not talking about White Castle either. They're just using that as an example of type of cup they're selling as souvenirs.
My point is; why buy just a cup when you can get a large drink with it.
Yea....ummm..... That is an excellent point you are making. God I feel so dumb....and lazy.
:D
lol!!! Jester!!!
Now why would someone sell these?
Drax. They're not selling them _as_ souvenirs. Souvenir cups is just what the manufacturers are calling the plastic cups with printing on them. Places that sell soda can have whatever they want printed on them. Look at the rest of the site.
[edit]Oops others have made the point already.
The Swastikas: A women's hockey team from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada, circa 1918
....And to remain on topic, here's something very Russian.
Caption ...
"The tailless baby squirrel, finding itself inexplicably on an unexplored planet, choked in the cloud of poisonous gas that enveloped it"
... Wow. That's as odd as I'd thought.
"". . . officially the largest filing cabinet in the world, this 65 ft tall office monster actually serves a purpose, of sorts. Inside it is a dismantled MG sports car, the parts organised, labelled and filed in the drawers, heaviest to lightest.""
An MG? hmm who woulda thought. I would have guessed only a couple of cabinets.
Urban Panda.
They're not going extinct, just adapting...
Looks like my friend's old boyfriend went to Japan...Thanks for the update Zen.
No one was actually wondering where he was......
Way back in the day, they had a saying, "Tough toenails".
And there they are.
sparks?
Note bottle of beer.
Another Toy recall....
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Crikey me - everything I click on today really unsettles me!
And I have a jacket potato in the oven :(
Another Toy recall....
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A hell of a ride with a grate finish!
A hell of a ride with a grate finish!
:lol2:
OMG, is that a real freakin dog? Shaved & Sprayed to look like a TMNT?:eek:
That reminds me of this one.
Nope, it's a real dog with a hideous shirt on.
So hope this hasn't already been shown - cause I was gonna say..
This was at the local "chinese" restaurant - Dinner will be served in about an hour.
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Nope, it's a real dog with a hideous shirt on.
*Snort*
on the bulletin board at our gym:
Wow, Big V, has his own day. Awesome. Maybe, he'll start feeling better.
I bet there will never be a "theotherguy day."
Also, why won't they allow scouts? Bigots.
I bet there will never be a "theotherguy day."
So, why can't we have them here? A thread should be started, showing;
[FONT="Comic Sans MS"][COLOR="Blue"]"Cellarite Days"[/COLOR][/FONT]
someone could appoint them or you could choose them yourself.
nyah!
I have my own burger joint too, somewhere in St Louis!
3 Nov? I declare a holiday!
Thanks lumberjim!
I have a slumish apartment complex in Belton...
For my real life surname I have a whole city in the US.
And a town in the UK that holds pancake races.
So :p
You guys think you have a lot of stuff? Heh.
I got some stuff... counties, towns, (Springfield's rival), cars... and I can easily find pre-personalized items at toys stores now, but never could as a kid.
towns, (Springfield's rival)
I grew up less than 1/2 hour from one in NC!
I got some stuff... counties...
I grew up in your county. One of them anyways. You are very popular. Thanks.
That is one funky chair. I want one.
John, where do you get this stuff.
Oh, by the way - these are for sale....somewhere
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That's one way to keep guests away.
Yeah, but wouldn't it be great for when the religious rovers (Mormons, JWs etc) come by? Especially if the sound effect is a huge wet fart noise? Childish, I know, but worth it.
Ya know what we need.... Is a list of all the pics already posted. Starting to get a few repeats! I would do it, but I'm just too lazy to. :lol:
Mouse is like "I'll tap that!"
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Sort of puts a whole new spin on the "I'll fuck anything that moves" thing, huh?
Went to the Chiefs game today. Had some middle level seats, two rows from the edge. Great seats, and good enough game. Chiefs were their usual Jekyll/Hyde selves, but played well enough to win. Highlight of the day? Tony Gonzalez breaking Shannon Sharpe's touchdown record for NFL tight ends, first with one, then another TD catch. Canton needs to get busy pouring his bust.
The WTF is what is stenciled on top of the auxiliary scoreboard that hangs along the edge of the middle deck. Arrowhead is one of the loudest, if not *the* loudest stadiums in football, and some of that noise gets generated by fans pounding on the plastic seats, and apparently, at one time, the scoreboards.
Well that's one way of getting some pants-down pussy.
Chiefs were their usual Jekyll/Hyde selves, but played well enough to win.
Well enough to screw my pool.
Ok, its not really a typical wtf....but its a serious WTF? for me....not to mention the ....who the fuck and the why the fuck are they $245US?
Re: Ducks's shoes. They seem to be large comfortable shoes designed to look like small uncomfortable shoes. The price is because we don't want everyone to have them, do we, dearie?
the real message they were tryng to impart, spode....if you had just looked to the right a bit further...
Another off-road powerchair
Hope no one else has posted one of these:
Perry Bible Fellowship Comics, read 'em all!
I don't know what it is with cats, and I don't know if anyone else has this problem, but if I don't close the door when I go to the loo, my cat will come and sit with me, or rub himself all around my legs.
Guy looks like Patric Stewart! :lol:
"Number one, I think the tribbles have grown in size."
o/~ Everybody ought to have a maid . . . .o/~
http://gadgets.boingboing.net/2007/10/15/m4125-maid-pc-comput.html
The French maid costume thing is hugely popular in Japan, as many probably know already. I often see cute young lasses gadding about all frocked up in this manner. Life is good.
What is disturbing is that recently I have been seeing young
men gadding about all frocked up in this manner, too. They could at least shave! My guess is that it is a Halloween thing. Sheldon, if it continues into November, should I let you know?
The French maid costume thing is hugely popular in Japan, as many probably know already. I often see cute young lasses gadding about all frocked up in this manner. Life is good.
What is disturbing is that recently I have been seeing young men gadding about all frocked up in this manner, too. They could at least shave! My guess is that it is a Halloween thing. Sheldon, if it continues into November, should I let you know?
No thanks. I have several varieties and sizes of said outfit for when I get the urge to dust off another one. ;)
Aliantha, I have several cats that do that. One insists on jumping onto my lap and having a big long cuddle. Probably because he knows I'm stuck there. Another comes in and becomes ecstatic while she rubs her face and body in the crotch of my undies. :yelsick:
Ever wondered why it was called a "joy stick"?
The French maid costume thing is hugely popular in Japan, as many probably know already. I often see cute young lasses gadding about all frocked up in this manner. Life is good.
I guess the schoolgirl thing has worn out its welcome?
I guess the schoolgirl thing has worn out its welcome?
No, there are plenty of them too. But they are mostly genuine schoolgirls. Me being in my 30s, I
try to avert my eyes and not be a total pervert. No matter how cute the sailor-style tops and how short the skirts are ... it's not easy, sometimes.
The recent fad has been bandages. Looking injured. Girls looking frail and weak and helpless, thereby appealing to insecure and emasculated men by projecting the need for protection. Most recently, it has been eye-patches. This is still the weirdo fringe, but I saw three in one afternoon a few weeks back.
Upon seeing the adoration of the baby Jesus by the three wise men, Lester, the semi-literate rat ate him.
Upon seeing the adoration of the baby Jesus by the three wise men, Lester, the semi-literate rat ate him.
tee hee!
I don't know what it is with cats, and I don't know if anyone else has this problem, but if I don't close the door when I go to the loo, my cat will come and sit with me, or rub himself all around my legs.
If HM is out I don't close the door. It doesn't even have to be a number two for me to get one cat on lap and one on my shoulders. It's a family affair in this house.
Upon seeing the adoration of the baby Jesus by the three wise men, Lester, the semi-literate rat ate him.
I first saw "adoration" as "abortion".
I first saw "adoration" as "abortion".
Babys are chewier after birth.
Babys are chewier after birth.
Especially baby jeebus abortion babies.
Babys are chewier after birth.
But afterbirth is chewier than babies.
(Babies are crunchier. Yum.)
:greenface
I don't know what it is with cats, and I don't know if anyone else has this problem, but if I don't close the door when I go to the loo, my cat will come and sit with me, or rub himself all around my legs.
LOL!
my two cats' catboxes are in the two bathrooms. So, whenever I go in them to take care of business . . . they do too.
Such a bonding experience. (sigh)
and . . .
I think we definitely need a sex thread for those weird and wacky Japanese by themselves.
Injured waifs? :headshake
ETA: okay, the "frilly dismembered torso" is seriously freaky.
Quality Images, not chat.
Yeah, what'll you all think this is, some kind of forum??
Bruce is absolutely right.
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fuck, ill try again.
Self
trepanation
According to Michell, the Dutchman Bart Huges (sometimes written as "Bart Hughes") pioneered the idea of trepanation. Huges' 1962 monograph, Homo Sapiens Correctus, is cited by most advocates of self-trepanation. Among other arguments, he contends that since children have a higher state of consciousness, and children's skulls are not fully closed, that one can return to an earlier, childlike state of consciousness by self-trepanation. Further, by allowing the brain to freely pulsate, Huges argues that a number of benefits will accrue.
Joey describes his third attempt at self-trepanation: After some time there was an ominous sounding schlurp and the sound of bubbling. I drew the trepan out and the gurgling continued. It sounded like air bubbles running under the skull as they were pressed out. I looked at the trepan and there was a bit of bone in it. At last!
Self trepanation
Ya can't just stick the drill on your forehead like that. The skin wraps around the drill bit and your eyes end up looking like Phyllis Diller!
yeah, trepanation is fucked, you'd hate to slip.
Up above
aliens hover
making home movies
for the folks back home,
of all these weird creatures
who lock up their spirits,
drill holes in themselves
and live for their secrets.
Always thought that was the most remarkable lyric.
1,500 plus CPDRC inmates of the Cebu Provincial Detention and Rehabilitation Center, Cebu, Philippines at practice! This is not the final routine, and definitely not a punishment! just a teaser.
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=2CPg9GWBoL0
http://youtube.com/watch?v=lAVVVMcTShQ
http://youtube.com/watch?v=RKMTDYtFJl8I like the duck...
My sig and av in another room.
o.k. i think there is a little paranoia setting in! :eyebrow:
The Back Up I love the horse lips John
o.k. i think there is a little paranoia setting in! :eyebrow:
The Back Up
I'm so getting one of them!!
Can you imagine a guys face when he sees it?? buahahahaha
can you imagine the look on the back of his head as he bolts?
no, but the second before he does....him weighing up...me naked....shotgun........
I want one
hard times have befallen us indeed.
Happy little chaps, aren't they.
Hiking in Japan.
This isn't one group. Just lots of individuals, families, small groups. The line like this went all the way up the mountain, several kilometers long. I guess at least five thousand people went up that mountain on that one sunny Sunday in August.
Wow. All that hiking and a fish diet sure does wonders for your heart.
That's quite a well established and maintained trail.
Long hike w/o any friendly bushes, though.
I took this photo on Feb. 4, 2007. I guess my ex-husband isn't the only one who drools in his sleep.
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[SIZE="5"][FONT="Arial Black"]It practically says, "To save the environment, check out my as*hole!"[/FONT][/SIZE] This one remind anyone else of My Chemical Romance? Just me? Fair enough..
You *impress* me with your callipygian outlook!
Welcome!
This one remind anyone else of My Chemical Romance? Just me? Fair enough..
yup
You *impress* me with your callipygian outlook!
Welcome!
Why thank you. And may I say *you* impress *me* with your articulate vocabulary. :-)
Found this on Flickr, via Boing Boing.
I see you found Say It.com. :p
I see you found Say It.com. :p
Um, no, actually. I found that pic on another website. I believe it was planetdan.com.
Um, no, actually. I found that pic on another website. I believe it was planetdan.com.
Well then,
here ya' go, and don't forget:
They don't have one for the Church of Satan
Well then, here ya' go, and don't forget:
Oh, very cool indeed! I will enjoy creating all sorts of references to pederasty. Much obliged.
I think i know that last guy.
I think anyone who's ever lived south of the mason-dixon line knows that guy.
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And "eat me" is too obvious! :3eye:
And "eat me" is too obvious! :3eye:
Hey, it's not just Sheldon that likes gettin' filled in the afternoons...
And "eat me" is too obvious! :3eye:
I see wut u spilled thaar.
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These kids got a peek at you, too.
Hey, it's not just Sheldon that likes gettin' filled in the afternoons...
Lick my burrito! ;-)
[SIZE="4"]At least we now know Pikachu is female.[/SIZE]
These kids got a peek at you, too.
http://www.cellar.org/showthread.php?t=15763 :rolleyes:
Goldilocks lost a bear.
Maybe it just found a warm sheltered cave?
A land where
tacos evolved from cats? It's a madhouse! A madhouse!!!
getgritty.com
check out the 5th track...."hit bitches in the face with pans"
I searched and didn't find this, so....
This is a redneck Tanktop
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side note - i don't own of these
Drove by yesterday.
I love this town. Freaked out sometimes, but in a lovely way.
Up the block from the earlier picture, we find this very forward thinking emporium.
Wider shot.. love the "Rocket Parking on roof"!
Watch out, baby-monster-Jesus! Man-Eating Cow is right behind you! And that tiny cord will never hold him.
I thought baby Jesus had a beard and mustache.
Damm BigV, you have some wacked out stores up there. Is that the norm? :D
I thought baby Jesus had a beard and mustache.
Then we would be led to believe that the werewolf guy in the back is baby daddy.
I really like earrings, love 'em in fact - but not gonna get something quite so big...
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I really like earrings, love 'em in fact - but not gonna get something quite so big...
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"
I told you not to leave metal sitting next to the MRI machine!"
Happy Halloween!
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Watch out, baby-monster-Jesus! Man-Eating Cow is right behind you! And that tiny cord will never hold him.
baby jesus has no cord. blasphemer.
What's that on his belly - a tick?
He may have been conceived by a ghost, but he was womb-gestated.
He may have been conceived by a ghost, but he was womb-gestated.
I read that as "... worm-gestated."
Happy Halloween!
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"Well sir, the option of an MRI is really out of the question. I have no idea what that pain could be from."
What's that on his belly - a tick?
Third nipple.
mercy: yes, weird, but not all bad.
meh.. I voted No on 67 but Yes on 69.
These are the images from the first one impress just posted. They are certainly worthy - I just wanted to post them inline.
My own contribution is an observation that it's awfully CONVENIENT that the paranoid delusionals hate psychiatrists, isn't it.
Yes, they're Scientologists.
Does anyone else think that yellow horror looks a bit like a crocheted Wookie?
Does anyone else think that yellow horror looks a bit like a crocheted Wookie?
Knit picker is more like it. :)
As long as we're looking at textiles, ...
As long as we're looking at textiles, ...
I need the pattern for that.
I hate mackerel.... even all that lemon won't make it taste good...
I need the pattern for that.
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=7607443
Apparently she decided it was too popular to give away! (And I can't say that I blame her.)
You mean catfood?
No!
I mean
Mackerel!Toddler with eight limbs branded 'reincarnation of Hindu god' to undergo life-saving operation
A toddler born with eight limbs and believed by some to be the reincarnation of the multi-limbed Hindu goddess Vishnu, is set to undergo a 40-hour operation to remove half of her limbs.
Lakshmi Tatma was born joined to a 'parasitic twin' and will go under the knife at the hands of 30 surgeons to remove two of her useless arms and legs.
Torment: Lakshmi can not walk or crawl and is unlikely to survive her teens without surgery
The headless 'twin' is joined to Lakshmi at the pelvis and has its own spinal column and kidney.
Without the operation the little girl would never be able to walk or crawl and would be unlikely to live past her early teens, doctors said.
The extraordinary eight-limbed baby was born in a poverty-stricken region of Bihar, India - on the day devoted to the celebration of the four-armed Hindu deity Vishnu.
Fused: Lakshmi's body is joined with the parasitical twin which is attached to her body at her pelvis
Her mother Poonam Tatma said she believed her daughter was "a miracle, a reincarnation" of Vishnu.
Dr Sharan Patil, who will be leading the surgery at the country's Narayana Health City, in Bangalore, said: "Fortunately, Lakshmi has one complete body with a near perfect set of organs.
"Her skeletal system involves two bodies which are fused together at the level of the pelvis.
"The operation itself, although presents several challenges, is not the most complex in the world. What is highly unusual in Lakshmi's case is precisely how her bodies are fused, almost mirroring each other."
The Hindu god Vishnu is the preserver and protector of creation
Parents Poonam Devi and Shambu Das, who earn about 50p a day as casual labourers, were turned away from several hospitals before her plight was taken up by Dr Patil.
The operation is expected to cost about £100,000.
Poonam, who gave birth to Lakshmi on the celebration day of the four-armed Hindu goddess of wealth and prosperity after whom the new born was named, said: "She is a miracle, a special blessing from God. But she is my daughter and she cannot live like this."
Laskhmi is the subject of a Channel 4 documentary as part of the Bodyshocks series.
At first I chuckled, and that made me feel bad. Poor kid. :(
At first I chuckled, and that made me feel bad. Poor kid. :(
Her corrective surgery is today.
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=7607443
Apparently she decided it was too popular to give away! (And I can't say that I blame her.)
At $8 for a digital download, I don't need the pattern that badly.
Her corrective surgery is today.
I hope she get through it ok.
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8-Limbed Girl Has Successful Surgery
BANGALORE, India (AP) - Doctors in southern India completed a grueling 24-hour operation Wednesday on a girl born with four arms and four legs that surgeons said will give the 2-year-old a chance at a normal life.
The surgery went "wonderfully well," said Dr. Sharan Patil, who led a team of more than 30 surgeons in performing the marathon procedure to remove Lakshmi's extra limbs, salvage her organs and rebuild her pelvis area.
"This girl can now lead as good a life as anyone else," Patil said from a hospital in the southern Indian city of Bangalore.
Lakshmi, who has been revered by some in her village as the reincarnation of a Hindu goddess, was born joined at the pelvis to a "parasitic twin" that stopped developing in her mother's womb. The surviving fetus absorbed the limbs, kidneys and other body parts of the undeveloped fetus.
"This is a very rare occurrence," said Dr. Doug Miniati a pediatric surgeon at the University of California, San Francisco, who was not involved in the surgery. Miniati said the surgery was extremely complicated but her chances of survival were greater because she was not joined at the heart or brain.
The doctors worked through the night to remove the extra limbs and organs. By midnight, a team of neurologists had separated the fused spines while orthopedic surgeons removed most of the "parasite," carefully identifying which organs and internal structures belonged to the girl, said Patil.
Then began the difficult job of reconstructing Lakshmi's lower body.
The operation included transplanting a good kidney into Lakshmi from the twin. The team also used tissue from the twin to help rebuild the pelvic area, one of the most complicated parts of the surgery, Patil said.
"Beyond our expectations, the reconstruction worked wonderfully well," Patil said. "We were able to bring the pelvic bones together successfully, which takes away the need for another procedure," he said.
However, she will have to have further treatments and possible surgery for clubbed feet before she would be able to walk, he said.
Lakshmi's parents, who were expected to see their daughter later Wednesday, said they were very relieved.
"It will be great to see our daughter have a normal body," her father Shambhu, who only goes by one name, told reporters. "We were worried for her future."
Children born with deformities in deeply traditional rural parts of India, like the remote village in the northern state of Bihar that Lakshmi hails from, are often viewed as reincarnated gods. The young girl is no different - she is named after the four-armed Hindu goddess of wealth.
Others sought to make money from Lakshmi. Her parents kept her in hiding after a circus apparently tried to buy the girl, they said.
Her mother, who is currently pregnant with a healthy fetus, was "overwhelmed," Patil said.
Doctors at Sparsh Hospital in Bangalore said they were performing the surgery, which they estimated cost $625,000, for free because the girl's family could not afford the medical bills.
"We are very grateful to all the doctors for seeing our plight and deciding to help us," Shambhu said.
Doctors at the hospital have said that Lakshmi was popular among staff and patients.
"She's a very cute girl," hospital spokeswoman Dr. Patil Mamatha said. "She's very playful and gets along well with others."
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I'm very happy she's doing well. And I am still amazed that surgery like this can be done, and will be done for free if you're really poor and really need it, and, I guess, push the sympathy buttons enough.
...And are able to push several sympathy buttons simultaneously.
Not sure where to post these, its a bit of a WTF, so here will do.
In Japan, most things are more uptight and regulated than in western countries. One exception is public safety, especially when it comes to fireworks.
I took these at a tiny village called Seinaiji, in Nagano prefecture. It is an annual fireworks festival where the men of the village demonstrate their courage and/or stupidity. Still, no one seemed to get hurt so maybe they weren't that brave or stupid. Then again, it is done right in the middle of a crowded village built entirely of wood. hmmmm.
Wal-Mart employee: Hello it's Wal-Mart. How can I help you?
Caller: I would like to order a cake to be picked up this Friday morning.
Wal-Mart employee: What you want the cake to say?
Caller: "Best Wishes Suzanne," and underneath that, "We Will Miss You" ...
It is said to be small over here, but I never knew it was rationed.
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I'm very happy she's doing well.
As am I.
http://links.zigzo.com/2007/05/09/how-to-make-pancakes-like-a-crack-head/
Too many photos to post, I don't wanna suck up all of poor UT's bandwidth..go see for yourself...
How to make pancakes like a crackhead.
Ha, Flints made me laugh.
Couldnt they even get underneath right?
Weird Razz
What about mine? I need a boost.
What about mine? I need a boost.
I'm on ur desk,
purrtekting ur identity.
And, since macros are, in my humble opinion, cheating, he's another one:
"Asian" may not rhyme with "carrot", but in Japanese, person (ningin) and carrot (ninjin) are easily confused. Stories abound of linguistic tryhards declaring: "I am a carrot. You are a carrot. We are all just carrots...."
PS WTF is up with that cat???? Creepy!
--snip--
PS WTF is up with that cat???? Creepy!
Here's a clue:
His name is
Muttley.
BigV's post made me LOL ... LIKE MUTTLEY (spontaneously)!
Which made me laugh again ... like Muttley (again).
Great value! My neighbour probably thinks I'm dying of asthma.
Why is the cat inside out? :p
Why is the cat inside out? :p
Faster drying.
Faster drying.
:lol:
I love Sphinxes and Cornish Rex cats. I was considering one when I decided to go for a pedigree (because none of the shelters I contacted would let me adopt).
Glad I got the boys instead - at least they
can go out, even if they don't much in this weather.
That octopussy is a bit strange in a human sexual kind of way.
Okay, I recognize that bottle. It's
Orangina.
I took these pic a few years ago.
Is that a revival meeting, Merc?
Ooooh. Nice Snake merc.....wait....that sounded wrong:P
Seriously though. I love snakes.
The snakes are from here:
http://savannahnow.com/node/238310
I have a number of pics of snakes from my yard. I will see if I can round them up and post them.
The snakes are from here:
http://savannahnow.com/node/238310
I have a number of pics of snakes from my yard. I will see if I can round them up and post them.
Well round up the snakes if you like, but don't go posting them to ME!
Oh wait...
Well round up the snakes if you like, but don't go posting them to ME!
Oh wait...
Your address please? :D
We have pigmy rattle snakes in my yard, I have Cooperhead that lives in my wood pile, we have a few king snakes (look like coral snakes but have the wrong color scheme), blue racers, water moccasins, and if you are really lucky you might see a Blue Indigo.
Every black kid needs a desk. :lol:
Yeah, but what's he doing with a computer? Did he steal it?
Oh, I went there.
Well, it would match the couch:
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Confirmed by
snopes.
When the new chocolate-coloured sofa set was delivered to her Brampton home, Doris Moore was stunned to see packing labels describing the shade as “Nigger-brown.”
Her 7-year-old daughter pointed out the label just after the delivery men left.
“She’s very curious and she started reading the labels,” Moore explained. “She said, `Mommy, what is nig … ger brown?”
But no
real Black kid would sit at that uncool desk until it had rims, a new paint job, tinted windows and a thumpin' stereo. ;) ;) ;)
I like the fringe that's been added to the packing label. Quite the classy touch.
:lol: I think I'll not read the story, it couldn't beat my imagination.
But no real Black kid would sit at that uncool desk until it had rims, a new paint job, tinted windows and a thumpin' stereo. ;) ;) ;)
And bounced! :D
Seriously, "Nigger-brown?" That's just wrong.
Oh F*** me, I wish I hadn't seen that. :vomitblu:
Click for the story:
http://rosenkavalier.livejournal.com/52155.html
On of our pcs will not connect to the internet through the wireless router- I am sure my husband has fantasized about doing exactly that to it
Seriously, "Nigger-brown?" That's just wrong.
Right should have been black.
The term is "African-American brown".
Oh F*** me, I wish I hadn't seen that. :vomitblu:
Me too, but the story makes me sad :sniff:
Re: Tree Guy ... wasn't there an IotD of someone with a similar condition some time wayyyyyy back?
Having that condition would completely suck. Poor guy.
Yes, there was. But it wasn't that long ago. In the last year, I think. Maybe in the last 6 months.
The term is "African-American brown".
I ordered one in "cracker white". ;)
lol, cracker ass cracker!
Damn! Is that Ugly smurf?! :lol:
Hey, we used to have a mummy guy like that. Too bad that's not a video clip--he's an electric-powered shivering mummy. From the side, it looks like he's, um, talking care of business. :yelsick:
Hey, we used to have a mummy guy like that. Too bad that's not a video clip--he's an electric-powered shivering mummy. From the side, it looks like he's, um, talking care of business. :yelsick:
Same deal I guess - this one's normally shivering away as a store-front eye-catcher, often in a colorful wig or feathered head-dress or some such.
I bet it's wild when he's wearing the feathered headdress, yikes.
Re: Tree Guy ... wasn't there an IotD of someone with a similar condition some time wayyyyyy back?
Having that condition would completely suck. Poor guy.
here:
http://www.cellar.org/showthread.php?t=13555&highlight=hand[ATTACH]15815[/ATTACH]
My apologies for the poor focus. I was in a hurry because you're not supposed to take photos here.
It makes a wonderful contrast with Slang's observations of extreme poverty in the Philippines.
You'll have to do the currency conversion yourselves. I wouldn't ask anyone to believe me if I told them what this works out as.
Holy moly! Over £10k!
Well I spose at least they're making the most of the by-products.
Give me a $6 ostrich burger any day, I won't complain now!
I went on a couple of dates once with a girl who had more than one purse that cost more than 10 grand. I took her to a pub on our first date. It didn't last long.
holy fucking shit! All that money on a purse that's only going to end up dirty and yuck anyway. What a waste of money.
Any bitch who gets clap three times must be stupid.
meh. almost as fat and hairy as my wife's :lol:
Forgot to post this for Halloween:
that should me in the brain teaser thread! lol
Can't...type...having...s-s-seizzzzures!
Oh dear God the bacon thing...I laughed so hard. Pilau looked at me wondering what I was laughing at.
Mr. Bluebird on my should -- yuk
My first thought was, "oh...poor bluebird!" because it looks like he has a Q-tip stuck up his feathery li'l butt.
[Marlin Perkins]Let's observe as my assistant Jim attempts a delicate rectal swabbing on this bird . . . . [/Marlin Perkins]
If you're gonna give someone the bird, you are gonna get shit back.
crazy bird's doing reverse target practice or- rectal ballistics.
now, i know this is supposed to be art cos there's a whole series but wtf?
Many burgers make you as strong as iron?
Some jokes are ironic. This is just cheesy.
Well it is a pressing matter!
Yeah, but Zen has always had a beef with me.
Now see that could be some deep and meaningful comment on the
McDonaldisation of society....or some fucker's put an iron on top of some burgers and called it art....
:lol2:
Damn there are some funny people here.
Twoallbeefpattiesspecialsaucelettucecheesepicklesonionsonapressameseedbun?
I can't beat that one, Zen. pressame! Classic!
[Marlin Perkins]
That brought back a flood of memories. Thanks.
Real screenshot.
I just don't get art I guess...
Tons more from this artist here
http://paintalicious.org/2007/11/04/agit-pop-artist-ron-english
And here's his website for even more disturbing images :D
http://popaganda.com/I found some weird pics this afternoon. Thought I'd just post them all here:
someone stole the pope's chin......
someone stole the pope's chin......
damn them...oops.:blush:
No, I wasn't kidding.
Although in the 8 hours or so since I made that screenshot, there's been 60,000 hits on "Gay Bowel Syndrome" as everyone who sees the image goes "Huh? I knew the Americans were all obsessed with anal sex, but what the fuck is THAT?" and clicks it.
And now,
There are things you simply SHOULD NOT SAY about that woman's children.
LOl! I was thinking the same thing (re: Gay Bowel Syndrome.) WTF?
Scandinavia's answer to the Prancing Stallion of Italy:
'Gay Bowel Syndrome"? I thought most of us gays had trouble with sibilant consonants? lol!!
Given the number of hypocritical gay conservatives "coming out" of the woodworks these days, I guess they're just using Conservapedia to check their symptoms? :right:
Given the number of hypocritical gay conservatives "coming out" of the woodworks these days, I guess they're just using Conservapedia to check their symptoms? :right:
"hypocritical gay conservatives" are lousy fucks. And usually bottoms who don't move even when you set their pubes on fire.
lol!!!
After reading the
BoingBoing comments on the Conservapedia gay topics item, it seems pretty obvious that Conservapedia was "gamed" by bots programmed to reload the articles repeatedly.
"hypocritical gay conservatives" are lousy fucks. And usually bottoms who don't move even when you set their pubes on fire.
lol!!!
No different than a Republican with less than ten million in the bank.
No different than a Republican with less than ten million in the bank.
Are they bottoms too then? And enquiring minds wonder how you know ;)
I just don't get art I guess...
Tons more from this artist here
http://paintalicious.org/2007/11/04/agit-pop-artist-ron-english
And here's his website for even more disturbing images :D
http://popaganda.com/
I love freaky art like that. Thanks for the links.
[COLOR=Black]I had to find out what sibilant consonants were and now I'm more confused than ever. From Wiki:
A sibilant is a type of
fricative or
affricate consonant, made by directing a jet of air through a narrow channel in the
vocal tract towards the sharp edge of the
teeth.
[/COLOR] is often taken to be
synonymous with the term
strident, though this is incorrect - there is variation in usage. The term
sibilant tends to have an
articulatory or
aerodynamic definition involving the production of
aperiodic noise at an obstacle.
Strident refers to the
perceptual quality of
intensity as determined by
amplitude and
frequency characteristics of the resulting sound (i.e. an
auditory, or possibly
acoustic, definition). Sibilants are louder than their non-sibilant counterparts, and most of their acoustic energy occurs at higher frequencies than non-sibilant fricatives. [s] has the most acoustic strength at around 8,000 Hz, but can reach as high as 10,000 Hz. [ʃ] has the bulk of its acoustic energy at around 4,000 Hz, but can extend up to around 8,000 Hz.
The spin-off terms
shibilant, and rarely
thibilant, are used to describe particular kinds of sibilant.
But I now have a new favourite word - fricative.
[COLOR=Black]I had to find out what sibilant consonants were and now I'm more confused than ever. From Wiki:
A sibilant is a type of fricative or affricate consonant, made by directing a jet of air through a narrow channel in the vocal tract towards the sharp edge of the teeth.
[/COLOR] is often taken to be synonymous with the term strident, though this is incorrect - there is variation in usage. The term sibilant tends to have an articulatory or aerodynamic definition involving the production of aperiodic noise at an obstacle. Strident refers to the perceptual quality of intensity as determined by amplitude and frequency characteristics of the resulting sound (i.e. an auditory, or possibly acoustic, definition). Sibilants are louder than their non-sibilant counterparts, and most of their acoustic energy occurs at higher frequencies than non-sibilant fricatives. [s] has the most acoustic strength at around 8,000 Hz, but can reach as high as 10,000 Hz. [ʃ] has the bulk of its acoustic energy at around 4,000 Hz, but can extend up to around 8,000 Hz.
The spin-off terms shibilant, and rarely thibilant, are used to describe particular kinds of sibilant.
But I now have a new favourite word - fricative.
He was talking about the letter S and how gay people stereotypically lisp.
My job involves teaching the interdental fricative (TH). zis is hard in a culture where poking ze tongue out is rude
Wow. That's cool.
So is it multiple exposures of a rotating light that is constantly on, or is is a single long exposure of a rotating strobe light?
It's five kerosene lanterns.
Pigeon Point
Previously seen hereabouts... can't remember which thread though. Certainly some A/R dwellar will appear to comfort the poverty of my ignorance, and yours.
It's five kerosene lanterns.
All you have to do is ask, and somebody around here will usually answer.
Five kerosene lanterns and lots of lenses.
This explains a lot. :3eye:
Thats to close to real to be funny. I wonder if he told the people on the plane the story of when he met the alien.
It's a restaurant.
That big moose is a restaurant? Where?
Drax, I'm not sure if Jesus will forgive you for posting that kitten
I know I can't
Go on. Ask me. :)
Okay - does your penis still have its hat on?
(that
is what you meant, right?)
?!?
Why do you ask?!! Is your real name Lorena Bobbitt?
Prompted solely by the picture, I promise
yeah... I know. just funnin ya.
so the answer to your (weird) question (to my weird invitation, I admit):
yes.
Currently on sale on Ebay, starting price $3,500. no bids. Here's the description:
Huge cock on a podium in pur solid african cashew wood without any dye with a cristal finish, look like a real cock. Only one in the world....Almost perfect or perfect...and about this kind of wood its very rare and very expensive. This piece of wood was bought in the years 90'S and it was made in 2000.
Dimensions: cock:10 1/2 inch long by 3 1/4 large, Podium 13 inch long by 7 inch large by 7 inch high.
Very unique piece. Very rare and hand made by the artist KRISS.
Of course it's a real restaurant. And it's in Sweden. Where else?
http://www.storalgen.se/eng/index.php
Since this is a pictures thread, all posts should have a picture. Like this one.
I think that bill's counterfeit. At least, it looks kinda fishy.
I would love to learn how to make that fish.
That is a monster cock!
Not really, but it is a big woody.
I'm pretty sure that I haven't posted this before ... but I have a niggling doubt ... maybe I meant to post it but didn't. Apologies if I am reposting.
Anyway:
[ATTACH]15956[/ATTACH]
Available for just 105 yen, in a shop near me.
Ya know. We have a morning radio guy whose name is Woody Johnson on WCOL!
We have our own
Big Woody.
Taken on a street in Savannah
We have our own Big Woody.
hiiiiiioooooooo;)
anyway, ill add something
(not actually my armpit)
Taken on a street in Savannah
And who says Georgians can't be creative?
Buster, that rocks. Mine would be for my glasses though...
OK, I'll admit it. I have no idea what I'm supposed to be seeing in that bike pic.
The interior rear view mirror of a 1992 Chevrolet Caprice Classic.
Oh, ok. Thanks.
Hey, how do you know what kind of car?
:lol2:
Oh wait, were you serious? I'm a bit dense.
Oh I thought it was a good joke actually!
Maybe I'm the dense one...
I did too, then thought he might be serious, then realized he did not take the picture and it was way across the country...but I thought my momentary thinking he might be serious was funny too, so I left it in. I'm a goof.
Soooo??? Was he serious or not?
Um, er...I don't think so.
And now, a Nutria eating a lollypop.
I notice that the guy's bushy mustache is exactly the same color as the animal, and can't help wondering why ...
Is that a beaver? If not, what the hell is a nutria?
EDIT: Ok, I looked it up. Nutrias are aquatic rodents that look like beavers with long thin tails.
Sounds like some sort of new vitamin or weight loss powder or perhaps an artificial sweetener to me.
Let's see: beaver, long tail. Is it a hermaphrodite?
Save the important things.
ZG Thats from the body works exibit , we saw it last month in St Louis
Here's a
linkThe guy on the left looks so real.:worried:
Save the important things.
That, and the TV. :D
Drax, I'm not sure if Jesus will forgive you for posting that kitten
I know I can't
He is forgiven.
...not gonna stand too close to HungLikeJesus today.......:shocking:
I need this on a T-shirt.
Yeah, the one with the wrong leg up.
I know it's WTF and funny and all that - but "Puppies awaiting conception" made me shudder.
Like me having a sign in my car saying "Future babies on board" or something.
I know it's WTF and funny and all that - but "Puppies awaiting conception" made me shudder.
Like me having a sign in my car saying "Future babies on board" or something.
I liked the part at the top
"Don't ship the Bitch,
Ship the semen!"
- way too funny
Yeah, the one with the wrong leg up.
It's not the wrong leg...it's the other leg. CLAP..CLAP...come on, lets get PC here! :D
I also think the level hotness helps overcome anything she could possibly do wrong.
Rather, the blonde is the only one with the right leg up.
Maybe someone asked her if they could get their leg over.
I took this picture in the Men's department of the local Macy's store. wtf?
For the record, the chick with the wrong leg up has some serious roots showing, she's not a real blonde.
And actually BigV, I like the iPod machine. You know they'd have them locked up to prevent theft anyway, and this way you don't have to wander around looking for a salesperson to unlock the stupid cabinet and hand you what you want.
On a global level this probably isn't a WTF. But being English, and seeing this on a road close to my house in England it strikes me as really odd.
December = Decembre in French
John, what's the wtf? I ain't getting it.
thanks pie - I couldn't figure it out either , but was too embarrassed to ask.
I was thinking he thought December was misspelled, and I was trying to point out that Decembre is French for December.
From
here:
[FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=#004477] Dec. 6 - Remembrance and action on violence against women[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Arial][SIZE=2] [COLOR=#004477]'Violence is far less likely between equals. . .therefore, equality and respect of all people is a crucial concept. . .women have not yet achieved equality, and this must be redressed.' - Witness at the Canadian Panel on Violence Against Women, 1993[/COLOR]
Ottawa (4 Dec. 2007) - On Dec. 6, 1989, a deranged gunman entered L'Ecole Polytechnique in Montreal. After segregating the female students from the men, he began firing at the female engineering students.
On that day, 14 young women lost their lives to violence. The event became known as the Montreal Massacre and has become symbolic in the fight to end violence against women. In 1991, Canada's Parliament declared December 6th a National Day of Mourning and the National Day to End Violence Against Women.[/SIZE][/FONT]
I remember the massacre, so I was a little puzzled by the WTF for its memorial.
I accept I could be missing something though.
(Now that we've made a big flippin' deal about it, I bet poor John is regretting the whole thing. It probably was the spelling of "December".)
Ah John gives us so much pleasure in this thread, I for one wouldn't say a word if it was a slip up.
Finally after 285 pages, 4262 responds....... we have our first, true WTF.
We may all thing John is misunderstood, be WE are misunderstanding!
I have figured it out.
well, I can't figure out what's wrong there
Its the bee...something about the bee.
Not the bee.
Use your puzzle skills.
Don't expect anything particularly big.
Emphasize the pattern.
The names Barbara, Annie, Anne-Marie, and Maryse are all repeated?
The last letters of the first four last names on the left spell "NUDE" when read vertically?
Fuck if I know.
Is it that the name on the bottom right is not in alphabetical order???
I bet poor John is regretting the whole thing. It probably was the spelling of "December".)
No, actually, I speak French, and even if I didn't, a Quebec memorial would lead me to believe it was probably not in English.
The WTF: I don't know about you, but I consider killing 14 people to "stop feminism" to be pretty WTF.
And since it's a pictures thread, here's pictures.
Now thats a chair fit for a man!
Not the bee.
Use your puzzle skills.
Don't expect anything particularly big.
Emphasize the pattern.
Okay, I'm still baffled. WTF is it?
Post 4280.
The WTF: I don't know about you, but I consider killing 14 people to "stop feminism" to be pretty WTF.
Amazon knows what you bought.
Okay, I'm still baffled. WTF is it?
The last letters of the first four last names on the left spell "NUDE" when read vertically?
That's all I saw, but John's explanation is:
The WTF: I don't know about you, but I consider killing 14 people to "stop feminism" to be pretty WTF.
Of course, you'd have to know the history of the monument to get that WTF.
got these in emails titled 'IRS pencil sharpener', and 'Ghetto Cake'
Wasn't that second one recently posted somewhere around here?
Even snails find love...sigh.
Naturally! What did you expect when one's whole body is covered by a mucous membrane? Oh, except for the round parts that are hard as rock...
Those Crazy Russians......Anything for a lark in the restricted zone......
Radiation.....Heal thy thighs......
Caution! Low bid concrete.....
Lets guess the very next pitch.....
Looks like the ump has a rip in his whitey-tighties. His coin purse may drop out!!
His coin purse may drop out!!
Ah, the visual...
The splitter, I hope. Anything but spit balls, please.
I have a pair of those.
I wear them when I ride my motorcycle.
I haven't checked IotD in months. This is probably already there. If not, GLOWKITTIES!
I have a pair of those.
I wear them when I ride my motorcycle.
They match
Razz's ponytail holder. :)
Ok, so I don't like the guy, he's a perv and a freak (and that's not meant in the good, "cellar way.") His music is eh, so-so, but his face!! WTF has happened to his face? :eek:
<sorry but I don't know how to embed images>
Here's the link.
http://www.nypost.com/seven/12172007/gossip/jackson_face/photo01.htmHere ya go.
Jacko and 5-year-old daughter Blanket do some late-night shopping.
John did you put your cats in a microwave and take that pic?
Here ya go.
Jacko and 5-year-old daughter Blanket do some late-night shopping.
psycho freak
Blanket? And here's Blanket's brother, Throw Rug, and her sister Slip Cover. :lol:
psycho freak
I just posted the pic from the link - not my choice...
Ohhh you were referring to Wacko Jacko?
/gilda/
nevermind /radner/
John did you put your cats in a microwave and take that pic?
No. Haven't you seen the Korean Cloned Glow-In-The-Dark Kittens?
They've been all over the news lately. And they're CUTE!
And now, because this is a pictures thread and all posts should have pictures:
Awesome--I just checked that Google screenshot, it still works.
lol...I just heard about a friend last night who got a pair of the maxi-pad slippers.
Your fav toys and fashion accessories from tampons.
http://tamponcrafts.com/What's wrong with this picture?
hmmm a starbucks all the way on the other side of the parking lot :lol: Thats Starbucks for ya!
So typical. And a shared parking lot. Bet it's crowded.
Why even bother wearing clothes if the pubes are on the outside?
hmmm a starbucks all the way on the other side of the parking lot :lol: Thats Starbucks for ya!
As Louis Black says."Starbucks for alzheimers patients":3eye:
As Louis Black says."Starbucks for alzheimers patients":3eye:
Louis Black rocks.
http://www.lewisblack.net/jinx:
your link and your sig make a very funny combination!
jinx:
your link and your sig make a very funny combination!
Glatts user title and picture he posted above are a funny combo as well!!
I smell tollhouse cookies bakinglol drax, life imitating "art" ?
Perfect tattoo till he went to jail.
I hope he's not gay. That image would make me go soft fast!
It's okay Sheldon, it's just paint--all he would need is a good hosing off. ;)
I told you a thousand times not to do that!!
Now that's what I call a strong tow strap......:D
From the BBC:
Mystery container found on beach
Experts are trying to identify a huge metal container that has been washed up on a beach in the Western Isles.
The tank, which is 27m high, has no markings and is thought to have fallen from a ship before being washed up on the west of Benbecula.
Can we, The Cellar, solve this mystery?
If there's a knock on the door in the middle of the night, have your MIL answer it.
She's gone back to blighty. Co-incidence?
This is a few pages late, but in regards to the Starbucks photo. There's a shopping area the next block over, and there's actually 3 Starbucks there. Two individual stores, plus one in the Target.
From the BBC:
Mystery container found on beach
Experts are trying to identify a huge metal container that has been washed up on a beach in the Western Isles.
The tank, which is 27m high, has no markings and is thought to have fallen from a ship before being washed up on the west of Benbecula.
Can we, The Cellar, solve this mystery?
Looks very "Bomb" like.
They're saying now that it's beer.
Edit: Yeah. What you said.
Dang Clod, a post in one minute of each other.
It can wash up on my shore anyday....
It can wash up on my shore anyday....
Only if it is filled and cold. :D
ok I guess this is more of a HOLY SHIT!, but wasn't sure where else to put it.
Article hereok I guess this is more of a HOLY SHIT!, but wasn't sure where else to put it. Article here
That dolphin is HUGE!
Actually, didn't snopes debunk this photo?
Sorry - snopes proved it to be true, but it isn't new like I thought - its a couple years old.
SnopesMods, can someone stick
toranokaze's last post in the NSFW thread?
Thanks.
To me, the funny part about the golf balls is that somebody thought his hen's weren't laying...
Wow! It never ceases to amaze me the many different ways to waste money.
Quote from
aving.net
SEOUL, Korea (AVING) -- <Visual News> Innobitz(
www.innobitz.com) launched its pet-use portable mp3 player ‘JooZoo’ in Korea market, which is designed for pet’s relaxation and safe play stimulation. Adorned with 18k gold and diamond, it features premium design with a heart-shaped necklace.
According to the company, the play system enhances your pet’s physical health and relieves stress through automatic content responding to various pet behaviors. For example, when you leave your pet at home alone or while your pet travels in a vehicle, the JooZoo encourages physical movement or increases blood flow rate by sound wave stimulation.
The luxurious accessory type of remote control and the charger with sound speaker function are also included. Suggested price is between 1,500(USD) and 2,000(USD).
I'd like two please. Gift wrapped. NOT
For example, when you leave your pet at home alone or while your pet travels in a vehicle, the JooZoo encourages physical movement or increases blood flow rate by sound wave stimulation.
I don't think that's a good idea.
Definitely a WTF, joanie.... thanks.
They called it a JooZoo? Who designed it? Hitler?
*all hail Godwin*
Ok I'm not sure where to put this, but I was wondering if there are sites like this for every race, religion, ethnicity and so on?
Thanks Clod. I knew someone here would certainly know.
John has the best WTFs.
John has been AWOL since the 4th. Come back John.
I'm just wondering about the "Photo Gallery" on SingleMuslim.com...
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Wow, she's HOT!
Could I do that?
Would I do that?
Should I do that?
:lol:
Although, I thought the slogan should have been:
"I'm not a gynecologist, but I'll look into it for you."
@John: You're still the king of WTF. A giraffe humping a donkey! WTF?
@Bruce: Regarding "The Hole Doctor" ...it appears to be entry #133 in some kind of contest.
It's almost as if it's some kind of exhibition in which cars are lined up and numbered, and people look at them, and compare them.
Some kind of "car show" if you will. As if such a thing exists in the known universe of non-WTF reality. Where do you get these crazy ideas?
Is that a man or a woman in the cow
Woman. See the ever-so-slight curve of a boob on her right?
Woman. See the ever-so-slight curve of a boob on her right?
....
that is conceivable...
She has to be a woman. Look at the shape of her waist and hips.
Are we still talking about Saran Wrap Arm, or are we talking about the bovine? ;)
The cow has that look of "WTF". Course you would too if you were being fisted! :lol:
Performance Art goes too far.
Anyone who has read the Herriot books knows... a cow often has to be managed in this way
John, could you give any more info about that photo? I have a friend who went to veterinary school and specialized in large animals. She used to send back photos of herself doing unspeakable things to cows just to gross us out. I somehow think she needs to see this.
The cow is actually a puppet, it's just a little too heavy to handle. Looks like lumberjim's workouts have been working..... a bit more on the biceps and he'll be able to lift it
Anyone who has read the Herriot books knows... a cow often has to be managed in this way
By a scantily clad woman? "All Creatures Great and Small and The Women Who Fist Them..."
I've seen more than one clip on the Discovery channel showing this procedure (minus the human nudity.) Usually it's for breeding purposes--artificial insemination, then checking back to see if the cow is pregnant yet... Dirty Jobs featured it once, I know.
Put Mike Rowe in a bustier, and I might watch the show.
I think those go well past wankerdom! Especially the pool! Holy crap!
Hey, I wonder if they're celebrities. If so, it could be the Celebrity Death Pool.
I haven't seen this here but thought it was funny. Rather than a wtf, its more of a "How"TF can people be so stupid?
After a days work of installing the pillars then the frantic race to clean up so they can go home....
How long do you think it will take them to realize where they parked?
Has this one made it through here before? I would love to have my very own pee and poo plushies!
I haven't seen this here but thought it was funny. Rather than a wtf, its more of a "How"TF can people be so stupid?
After a days work of installing the pillars then the frantic race to clean up so they can go home....
How long do you think it will take them to realize where they parked?
That's fantastic, Joanie! That's somewhere in Britain, I'd say the City of London (i.e. the financial district) in fact.
I have a feeling it was Manchester or Liverpool (I've seen it before, but can't remember where)
Seems to be a girl thing.
I sense a whole new direction for the "Girls Gone Wild" DVD series.
Do you think they could get those cows and horses drunk enough to sign a release?
Strangely, most of them look like they're having a pretty good time (the women, not the animals).
It's a strange sensation Els. Kind of like warm jello all around your arm.. while at the same time trying to shit you out.
Please, God, don't let Bullitt tell me *why* he knows this...
Good lord, that is so wrong on SO many levels....
What is that IS right about that?! That's just..... not... right at ALL!
I guess they're a little fuzzy about family play time.
It's all pink on the inside.
I can't begin to imagine....
I don't want to begin to imagine...
I'm calling boob job, though. Those just don't look "right". :lol:
But they are warm and fuzzy.
And also, by popular request, more cow fisting.
Isn't that those same two chicks from the other picture? Why is this mostly a woman's job, anyway?
I call "shopped" on the snake/birdie pic.
Has anyone called Family Services on the pink fuzzy naked pajama family? I might have been able to be alright with it if it weren't for the daughter fondling dad's "sock monkey".
Why is this mostly a woman's job, anyway?
I think veterinarians are more often female.
Has anyone called Family Services on the pink fuzzy naked pajama family? I might have been able to be alright with it if it weren't for the daughter fondling dad's "sock monkey".
OMG! I didn't even notice that!! EEEWWWWWWW:eek:
Why is this mostly a woman's job, anyway?
smaller arms & hands?
Okay, I buy that. So...what are they looking for, then?
Politicians?
EDIT: What am I thinking? Those are cows, not bulls. Sorry.
From here:
as far as it will go into the cow’s rectum. Once his arm is all the way inside, the vet goes through a series of checkpoints to ascertain whether the cow is pregnant. He checks the position of the cervix and whether the ovaries contain fluid. The next step is feeling the embryo to determine its age.
It’s important for a vet always to wear a smile, even when his arm is deep inside a cow’s rectum.
OMG! I didn't even notice that!! EEEWWWWWWW:eek:
Yeah, that is WTFuckiest thing I've ever seen.
Usually when I see Asian scat pictures I assume they are Japanese, but this is a Korean chain store in a Chinese mall.
If he is shitting you then that would become a goatsee Sheldon!
Carnation milk - 65 YEARS AGO ... This is priceless!
A little old lady from Wisconsin had worked in and around her
family dairy farms since she was old enough to walk, with hours of
hard work and little compensation.
When canned Carnation Milk became available in grocery stores in
approximately the 1940's, she read an advertisement offering $5,000
for the best slogan. The producers wanted a rhyme beginning with
"Carnation Milk is best of all."
She thought to herself, I know all about milk and dairy farms. I
can do this!
She sent in her entry, and several weeks later, a black limo pulled
up in front of her house. A man got out and said, "Carnation
LOVED your entry so much, we are here to award you $2,000 even
though we will not be able to use it!"
You can still poke a son-of-a-bitch in his hole, though, Sheldon.
You can still poke a son-of-a-bitch in his hole, though, Sheldon.
What time can you get here?
One last one before I take off for the day...
omg, look at the kid taking a picture with his phone. The look on his face is hilarious.
that boy's papa would be mighty proud. i'll bet he appreciated the picture.
That-that boy near the bottom is looking away. He is obviously gay!
He does have earrings in BOTH ears so.... I have to agree! And he seems to be checking out the boy next to him!
That-that boy near the bottom is looking away. He is obviously gay!
I'll let you know in 20 years. ;)
It's obviously a test -didn't you notice the Gaydar on the ceiling? Right now it's just set to stun, but one day.... :eek:
It's obviously a test -didn't you notice the Gaydar on the ceiling? Right now it's just set to stun, but one day.... :eek:
Ceiling , boys, I didn't notice any.
I was distracted by the steps with no hand rail, an obvious hazard, and the unfinished wood of the steps, splinters ! The whole things an OSHA nightmare.
:blush:
That boy with the camera by the stage steps found himself pushing the envelope even farther as he chased the thrills. A few years later, he took this picture. But the women were on to him by then.
dude, she totally busted you.
And here's one more. (there haven't been enough wtf images lately, so I'm digging through an old directory looking for 'em.)
Cicero: that's what I call *seriously* greater than:
WTF is WTF about that red x? is it different from all the others? What am I missing here? :p
WTF is WTF about that red x? is it different from all the others? What am I missing here? :p
It was supposed to show the picture at this link:
http://www.verkstad.com/art/sockmonkey/MrJohnson.jpg
It's a six foot tall, anatomically correct, hand knitted sock monkey.
If that link doesn't work, try going here:
http://www.unknownhighway.com/comments.php?id=8185_0_1_0_C
Happy Butter?!?! The picture isn't much of a WTF nor that someone put it up for auction, it's what it went for!
So, when I ended up on a local naturist website and saw a merchandize button, I had to click. I was thinking maybe awesome inventions to prevent chafiing during sports or something.....
nope:
Some good pictures at that site, W.H.I.P.
.
Eenie meenie miney mo...Whoa, WTF!?
(That sort of looks like the Princes Bldg in HK - but HK doesn't usually give in to that flavor of WTF. Anybody know where or why?)
Seems like a lot of girls for just the Vuitton store, maybe a city thing. Do you know what those two characters are?
Just got onto this thead-got to page 73 so far--I hope it goes on for another 300 pages--
[FONT="Arial Black"][SIZE="6"]Drool ain't cool.[/SIZE][/FONT]
[SIZE="6"][FONT="Arial Black"]When good toys go bad....[/FONT][/SIZE]
[FONT="Arial Black"][SIZE="6"]They're
HOW good?![/SIZE][/FONT]
Just got onto this thead-got to page 73 so far--I hope it goes on for another 300 pages--
It will if you help.
Welcome to the Cellar, Kensran. :D
Taking a shit for the dark lord.
:devil: :lol:
Why is this WTF? Because those are concentric circles. There IS no spiral.
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Having tasted both, I'll skip the donut. It may not be Krispy, but...
;)
[retarded voice]Doggies[/retarded voice] :D
i had put this is the wrong thread thar.
worth the click, yo.
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That was the what-the-fuckiestest fuckin' thing I've fuckin' seen in this fuckin' thread. :D
Those are the same people that filled up a Best Buy with people wearing blue polo shirts an khakis. Link, somewhere.
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Goodbye, Kitty:[/SIZE][/FONT]
http://news.filefront.com/hello-kitty-rifle/donebeen
done
as has that post, cock.
go fuck yourself a while, why dontcha?
shoooot, this is the cellar - we can beat that! at 9:52 every single dwellar needs to freeze for 5 minutes and 15 seconds. we'll totally show those people how it's done.
I rather enjoyed it.......
These people have done some impressive art missions.....
http://www.improveverywhere.com/
Improv Everywhere causes scenes of chaos and joy in public places.
The freeze one they did in London had over 1,000 Agents involved.
improv everywhere is the best.
their best buy invasion is possibly my fav though
Why is this WTF? Because those are concentric circles. There IS no spiral.
Technically, there are no circles either, since the lines aren't continous.
Technically, there are no lines either, since the pixels aren't continuous.
Technically there are no pixels either, since the photons . . . . oh, never mind.
sometimes when i find myself laughing at dwellar humor, i am stopped cold in my tracks with by this thought: it is amazing that we were all able to find someone willing to breed with us. Long live our nerdpowers.
nerdpowers my ass
Thank god for margaritas!
nerdpowers my ass
Thank god for margaritas!
margaritas my ass, thank god for cold, hard cash...Oh, did I type that out loud?
Coffee anyone?
I guess she switched to de calf.
She's gonna make some guy VERY happy one day
I think I slipped a disk just looking at the picture.
Well I can come up with some interesting ideas on how many ways you could have oral sex with that woman.
Visitors to Istanbul will soon have a chance to view the most spectacular ocean views on the planet. A seven floor, seven-star hotel is being built underwater on what was formerly a tobacco factory. There will be exhibition halls, and restaurants, and all rooms will be sea facing.
This isn’t the first such underwater hotel complex in the world. That honor goes to the $500 million Poseidon Hotel which is currently being built off Fiji. The Istanbul hotel differs in that it is being built under the city center, which should make for an interesting experience.
The hotel’s inauguration is set to coincide with the city’s taking over from Linz, Austria as the Cultural Capital of Europe in 2010.
That is very fucking cool. I wonder if they provide self inflating life vests that you have to wear to bed? I wonder if they give you a safety brief like we use to give on a aircraft before flight?
If they can keep the people, above the water, from throwing trash.
I bet that's a computer generated image rendered by the architecture firm.
If the hotel is slated to open in two years, there is no way the beds have linens on them already. Also, I'm not so sure Istanbul is known for its pristine coral reefs, especially on a former factory site.
Furthur study shows that this is a regular hotel with a basement below the water level, not a place you scuba into. And the visibility in the turbid harbor water is only ten feet!
Never mind all of that. Why in hell was there an underwater tobacco factory on the site before?!
I guess that's the WTF part.
I bet that's a computer generated image rendered by the architecture firm.
If the hotel is slated to open in two years, there is no way the beds have linens on them already. Also, I'm not so sure Istanbul is known for its pristine coral reefs, especially on a former factory site.
Furthur study shows that this is a regular hotel with a basement below the water level, not a place you scuba into. And the visibility in the turbid harbor water is only ten feet!
Good points glatt. The picture sure looks nice anyway.
Is does look very nice. When I was trying to find out more about this place, I discovered that the same company is building an underwater hotel in Fiji, and it looks like it will be similar to the picture above. So there will possibly be a place as nice as this computer generated image.
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HA...leave it to Walmart!
It took me a second, but make sure you read the story under the picture.
Keep in mind this actually really did happen.
This is someone who was moving from an insurance claims office.
Okay so this is how I imagine this conversation went:
Walmart Employee: "Hello 'dis be Walmarts, how can I help you?"
Customer: " I would like to order a cake for a going away party this week."
Walmart Employee: "What you want on the cake?"
Customer: "Best Wishes Suzanne" and underneath that "We will miss you".
STOP LAUGHING!
The internet has permanently scarred my brain so that I'm sure she is licking something creamy off the other side of that lollipop.
The internet has permanently scarred my brain so that I'm sure she is licking something creamy off the other side of that lollipop.
In your dreams . . .
John, that second picture really looks like something out of Hieronymus Bosch. ("The Garden of Earthly Delights had at least one picture of somebody with a flut in an uncomfortable place.)
If you do a
Google image search for that dude, you see that he has done a bunch of other extreme body mods. Dude looks like a Klingon with his forehead bumps.
hey! sky found a baby dragon!
Awwwwwwwwww.......
Way ahead of their time.....
Way ahead of their time.....
Why is this ahead of it's time? I'm sure Allison has been mounted many times through the years. lol!!!
(and yes, I did get the nintendo ref.) :-)
Way ahead of it's time - It will be 43 years before the class of '55 even matriculates.
Saw that one on the Tonight Show last week. Kinda freaky. :eek:
OMG what a fantabulous concept. Other have made lightswitch plates in ceramics clas, I have always steered away. No more. :D
The paraSITE - an inflatable shelter for the homeless that runs off expelled HVAC air:
http://www.gizmag.com/go/4455/oh look
oh that's so awesome!
( edited to make my own )
Now for something completely different:
OMG!
This is a coconut crab, which wikipedia claims can have a leg span of as much as 2 meters.
seriously folks, be careful what you pick up at the bar. that would be painful i think.
And don't bitch about them getting into your garbage cans either, ya mental midgets.
ya mental midgets.
Otep fan, are ya?
OMG!
This is a coconut crab, which wikipedia claims can have a leg span of as much as 2 meters.
BUT - Are they good to eat?
OMG!
This is a coconut crab, which wikipedia claims can have a leg span of as much as 2 meters.
Kinda like a tropical raccoon, it seems to me.
I don't know if I'd eat here...
Oooh, I would.
Why do we have a dangling pianist, though? (Yes, that sounds wonderful when you say it out loud.)
Stop playing out there and start playing with us
OW OW OW OW OW!
[FONT="Arial Black"][SIZE="6"]Curious George?
Funny, he doesn't
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[SIZE="99"]Dude, seriously. Cut it out.[/SIZE]Type like a human.
OW OW OW OW OW!
I have seen that before, but I wonder which would hurt worse the condom or the g strings
http://www.sblades.com/gstrg.phpThe chainmail condom is kinda cool! But it makes me think of the old Chinese handcuffs - the tube you stick your fingers in, and the harder you pull the tighter they squeeze.
Hmmmm....
Both are definitely inscrutable.
I heard this story on the radio. It's a prank but the story is like anyother 'anomaly' sighting story in that it has people shaken up. lol
I couldn't get the video to play otherwise I would have posted it. Here is the still frame.
A TOWN in South America is living in fear after several sightings of a 'creepy gnome' that locals claim stalks the streets at night.
The midget - which wears a pointy hat and has a distinctive sideways walk - was caught on video last week by a terrified group of youngsters.Teenager Jose Alvarez - who filmed the gnome - yesterday told national newspaper El Tribuno that they caught the creature while larking about in their hometown of General Guemes, in the province of Salta, Argentina.
He said: “We were chatting about our last fishing trip. It was one in the morning.
“I began to film a bit with my mobile phone while the others were chatting and joking.
"Suddenly we heard something - a weird noise as if someone was throwing stones.
"We looked to one side and saw that the grass was moving. To begin with we thought it was a dog but when we saw this gnome-like figure begin to emerge we were really afraid."
Jose added that other locals had come forward to say they had spotted the gnome.
He said: “This is no joke. We are still afraid to go out - just like everyone else in the neighbourhood now.
"One of my friends was so scared after seeing that thing that we had to take him to the hospital.”
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article902014.eceGnome? I used to be married to 'im.
:lol:
That's great sky...that pic cracks me up!
I guess the video is better if you can get it to play.
lol :blush: you funny shawnee
I'm actually writing it down so I remember to look for it tomorrow.
btw, I meant to tell you earlier that the pic you posted of the faces on the eggs gave me a great idea to play a trick on The Homeless Guy. A couple summers ago my sis-in-law and I painted a face on his canteloupe (he thought it looked like Wilson) and now I can't wait to see his reaction when he opens up the 18-egg carton I just bought and sees all their sad little faces. Just strikes me as hilarious.
I'm actually writing it down so I remember to look for it tomorrow.
btw, I meant to tell you earlier that the pic you posted of the faces on the eggs gave me a great idea to play a trick on The Homeless Guy. A couple summers ago my sis-in-law and I painted a face on his canteloupe (he thought it looked like Wilson) and now I can't wait to see his reaction when he opens up the 18-egg carton I just bought and sees all their sad little faces. Just strikes me as hilarious.
My mother would love you. Her kind of humor. Maybe we were switched at birth :)
gawd if you lived here I'd drag you over there just to give her a kick :)
And GLMRGRL's boyfriend, Torque Omata.
You know, I love you for you pink 4x4, crushed velvet seats, drivin' through the bog, oozin' down the streets...
And GLMRGRL's boyfriend, Torque Omata.
[COLOR=magenta]I am not much of a pink person but omygod I love that rig![/COLOR]
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@ jinx...your pink suv photo must be a marykay promo yet somehow it would feel like punishment to get one.
I imagine the person trying to demure that one away at the promotional winning. "oh no I just couldn't." "It's really too much" as they are trying not to take the keys.
His N' Hers Pepto Bismol mobiles with a twinge?:kisspink:
You know, I love you for you pink 4x4, crushed velvet seats, drivin' through the bog, oozin' down the streets...
10 pts for the Boss reference, nicely played.
"I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on Barbie, let's go party!"
@ jinx...your pink suv photo must be a marykay promo yet somehow it would feel like punishment to get one.
Apparently she did it because pink is her favorite color :headshake
Notice the Maaco-quality work.
Maaco quality? Those dimwits sprayed a nice streak on my muffler white on my old car while repainting it.
Barry?
He's really a Goldwater Republican.
My ex's name is Barry. When we were engaged I told everyone I was Marion Barry. Get it? Marryin' Barry? Hardy har!
Maaco quality? Those dimwits sprayed a nice streak on my muffler white on my old car while repainting it.
They painted her trailer hitch... and the chrome rivets around the fender flares... and you can see from the open window that the car used to be black, and how nice it much look with the doors open... guh
:headshake
"Come on Barbie, Let's go Party...."
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Woman sits on toilet for two years.
Why do I need to see a picture of this sooo bad..???
Does that make me sick?
:eek:
"Come on Barbie, Let's go Party...."
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I hate you monster I want the three and half minuets of my life back.
blank blank just got a little less blank....
any more help on the text in the image, please?
Human history just got a little less human
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Hey, I was married to her...:mad:
KO, I know this will send me to pet hell but it's too funny!
KO, I know this will send me to pet hell but it's too funny!
You only get to go to hell because it's been posted 3 or 4 time in this forum already..... :rolleyes: :p ...save me a seat -window pref.
It is cruel to make old ladies carry pumpkins around.
The line for Cowboys' season tickets?
That looks like a dried apple head guy.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Shawnee123
tmiabfn
HLJ.
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Too much Info about f@#$ing nothing. I would guess?
You have to type something, anything, to post a pic...I just gave myself a little message. Nothing serious. ;)
I am posting this here to ask this question: WTF are those things? Trilobites are extinct.
Dem's nasty, whatever they are I hope I never meet one.
Those are Florida roaches. They can fly.
Holy crap! Can they fly all the way to Ohio? :eek:
Only during hurricane season.
Our tornadoes will kick that hurricane's ass.
Naw, come on. What are they?
I don't know, but I've seen them in the Cellar before. Maybe they're Cellar roaches? LOOK, one just ran behind the furnace!
Here's the one I saw in the Cellar.
Thanks!
Glad to know they're not running around on land.
Here's a giant one running around on land:
lmao. That's a roly-poly bug (which isopods do resemble except for scale)
lmao. That's a roly-poly bug (which isopods do resemble except for scale)
The roly-poly bug (a.k.a. wood louse) is a member of the order isopoda, and therefore resembles itself.
Ahhh, see, learn something new at the Cellar every day! :)
But the fact remains, a little roly-poly bug doesn't scare me. A large carnivororous deep sea dwellar might frighten me if I were to meet one up close.
I don't think attacking Doritos makes them carnivorous.
my cat eats Doritos.
Srsly.
Doritos aren't made of meat by-products? :eek:
I was going by various websites, one of which said:
They have complex mouths that contain many components that work together to pierce, shred, and disembowel live or dead prey.
Sounds like my last hook-up. hahahaha
my cat eats Doritos.
Srsly.
My blue point siamese, Boo Boo,
loved Doritos. And bacon.
Banzai likes alfalfa sprouts and asparagus. Hates smoked mussels though, cussed me right out when that was all I had for him the other day.
:lol:
It's an actual monastery.
They had this particular place on a travel show over here. You can treck up the side of the mountainous cliffs to visit that monastry if you want to.
Apparently the monks built the monastry there to escape persecution.
Does it have cell phone service? Internet service? Maybe I should go live there to get away from it all.
If I was living there, I'd be doing a lot of praying. :eek:
IIRC it was in a James Bond flick -- Roger Moore era? Something with hanggliders...
edit:
Sky Riders (with James Coburn)
IIRC it was in a James Bond flick -- Roger Moore era? Something with hanggliders...
It was "For Your Eyes Only."
The Monastery of Holy Trinity in Meteora, Greece
Different monastery, but same region.
Does it have cell phone service? Internet service? Maybe I should go live there to get away from it all.
Should be able to get some killer sat service though.:3eye:
I like that link glatt. Much more interesting shots.
It looks better from this angle. I liked the other close up from this angle too.
It would be really cool if the bridge on that monastery retracted.
I just need to get a *little* more desperate....then I might order one....
I'll bet airfare to KC is cheaper.
Longtime readers may remember this
somewhat related item.
Love the dragon pic! That's awesome. If they were real, I think I'd like that as a pet.
The tongue thing is a worth1000 pic
wow! the dragon pic looks soooo real!
Story
here.
I just need to get a *little* more desperate....then I might order one....
Do the fingers vibrate? :rollanim:
This ship delivering cranes got in trouble and had to be towed. I could have told you this set up was asking for trouble. Just look at it!
Some Dutch co. haul bigger shit than this around the world. Don't know how to read flag on stern or name. Fly by night outfit??
It's a Chinese ship.
[youtube]TBKwrW33tO8[/youtube]
Story here.
oops thanks. wonder how I failed to put that in, I thought I had.
[youtube]8I5BGsK5ZAU[/youtube]
I'm not sure where to put this, so here it goes!
It's the
Super Pii Pii Bros video game accessory.
Safe for work viewing, the video is hilarious!
LOL Gotta get it just so I can freak the hell out of my friends. Also need to get one of them helmets too!
Not again, dear Lord, not again.
I see several of these last posts and think. WTF!
Go write here.
http://darkcopy.com/Anybody see Mythbusters where they did the airplane on a treadmill thing with a model plane? It did *not* take off.
Good Lord, man. You are a sick, sick individual.
That helicopter is some funny shite. Heh.
Anybody see Mythbusters where they did the airplane on a treadmill thing with a model plane? It did *not* take off.
A fact that has been conveniently ignored by the "
it will take off" crowd.
They are far too deeply entrenched in their ill-concieved positions to allow the light of reality to shine through upon their clouded minds.
You have to love the fact that the bottom of the label states that it has only 3% urine.
Most hot dog carts in NYC have a 5% urine requirement.
I hear a NYC hot dog is worth it tho.
I have ate dirtywater dogs....and I think I am still alive!
This is a working camera, from a series of very creepy and/or artistic pinhole cameras, including one made with a child's embalmed heart, and one made with HIV+ blood. The website describes it as follows:
[INDENT][INDENT]4”x5” camera made from Aluminium, Titanium, Brass, Silver, Gem Stones and a 150 year old skull of a 13 year old girl. Light and time enters at the third eye, exposing the film in the middle of the skull. [/INDENT][/INDENT]
http://www.boyofblue.com/cameras/3rd_eye.htmlWill it take off???
Only if it is on a treadmill.
Impress - why did I chlick on that link?
The picture you posted made me shudder enough.
Seriously, it's given me the dithers.
Impress - why did I chlick on that link?
The picture you posted made me shudder enough.
Seriously, it's given me the dithers.
I once made a decorative plaque for the bumper of my friend's pickup truck. I took a weathered old slab of 2X12, attached a cute little doll to it with a big spike through the head, and added a "Baby on Board" sign beside it.
He was amused, but didn't dare put it on the truck.
I've grown up a little bit since then... Honest.
This is a working camera, from a series of very creepy and/or artistic pinhole cameras, including one made with a child's embalmed heart, and one made with HIV+ blood. The website describes it as follows:
[INDENT][INDENT]4”x5” camera made from Aluminium, Titanium, Brass, Silver, Gem Stones and a 150 year old skull of a 13 year old girl. Light and time enters at the third eye, exposing the film in the middle of the skull. [/INDENT][/INDENT]
http://www.boyofblue.com/cameras/3rd_eye.html
Do you think it will take off?
Yes, especially if you throw it hard enough.
Coming soon to a genetics convention near you:
Sheldon, love those pics.
I just have to post this site. I'm sorry, but I just think this is seriously fucked up.
http://www.bmezine.com/news/people/A10101/addsub/bmezine? I bet you haven't even seen the pics you have to register for!
Nope, just found it through stumbling. I try not to go off the stumble page on things like that. Cooking, yes, weird shit, no.
I bet you didn't even read the copyright notice at the bottom of the page either.
I bet you didn't even read the copyright notice at the bottom of the page either.
I don't see any copyright notice. I can delete it if you want.
Hint: It's dated April 1st.
Hint: It's dated April 1st.
didn't eve notice that.:blush:
I just have to post this site. I'm sorry, but I just think this is seriously fucked up.
http://www.bmezine.com/news/people/A10101/addsub/
Totally fucked up.
Funny, I was just thinking about these guys.
I'm sorry, but I just think this is seriously fucked up.
You are the master of understatement. :eek:
These guys are wimps. I'll be impressed when one of them cuts off his dick, stitches it to his brother's forehead, and puts his brother's little finger in its place.
Ok. I think we can all truly agree. After 4,689 replies, since 2-26-2004 bbro, your post takes the :lobwtf: academy award for most WTF!:whofart: I just sat here with my jaw on my chest the whole time. That cannot be real! :mg: I don't care if they want to call it art. There is just something not right and most definitely not natural :crazy:
Edit: Yea ok I just saw that too! "This interview posted April 1, 1999"
Rockin' out on saturday night, baby!
Name these dwellars:
Aha! That's a trick question. It's just one guy who has been photoshopped into different locations.
Is it?
Then that's an easy one.
Hahaha, can anyone find a bigger image of this? I couldn't find one...
"You can has cheezburger, I can has votes?"
I have a couple questions:
Which victims will I be abusing?
Why is the Pope involved?
Actual screenshot of cnn.com today.
I found a larger image... I entered him in the LOL contest...
I have a couple questions:
Which victims will I be abusing?
Why is the Pope involved?
Actual screenshot of cnn.com today.
Oh, that wasn't rhetorical, Shawnee?
I'm guessing you'll either be abusing pro-abortionists or the gheys. Maybe both. I'm hoping for PETA though. And the Pope is involved because he hasn't had sex in 70 some years, you'd be cranky too.
I have a couple questions:
Which victims will I be abusing?
Why is the Pope involved?
Actual screenshot of cnn.com today.
Heh.. I bet somebody gets fired (or at least a nice stuff reprimand in their Permanent File) over that one. My hometown paper once ran the headline "Shriners Help Burn Victims"!!
Our local paper during the first gulf war:
Bush After A Quick Peace
Oh, and the headline right beneath (CNN) isn't so great either. Sounds like there's a band called Sex Offenders who will be playing LIVE! At the Children's Center. Tickets on sale FRIDAY. Phone a buddy. Bring a friend.
If you don't know why this is hilarious, visit that link.
Don't do it from work, though. It's not work-safe, at all.
Darth Vader gargoyle at National Cathedral.
glatt that is just crazy!
NSFW?
awesome
NSFW?
awesome
It would be much more awesome if, instead of animated rain drop trails, the woman's skirt got blown up by the wind. But then I've got that nagging Y chromosome problem...
It would be much more awesome if, instead of animated rain drop trails, the woman's skirt got blown up by the wind. But then I've got that nagging Y chromosome problem...
I believe there is one in the background, a womens rear as she is bent over and her skirt is already up. :D
If you don't know why this is hilarious, visit that link.
Don't do it from work, though. It's not work-safe, at all.
OMG MY EYES!
Why oh why did I go to that site? :greenface
You've been dickrolled. ;)
It would be much more awesome if, instead of animated rain drop trails, the woman's skirt got blown up by the wind. But then I've got that nagging Y chromosome problem...
I believe there is one in the background, a womens rear as she is bent over and her skirt is already up. :D
Ask and you shall receive.
( actually this photo came up randomly on my random web page thinger which is oddly coincidental.)
If it were a rabbit, it could almost be a Bun-Bun mockup.
Ask and you shall receive. ( actually this photo came up randomly on my random web page thinger which is oddly coincidental.)
aaahhh. mmmmm. aahhh
I think that one is a joke, but be assured there are people who have amputated themselves for . . . well, I'm really not sure why, but I'll just say for personal reasons.
I saw a slideshow presented by Shannon Larratt (the creator of BME) about heavy modifications. You'd be stupified by the things real guys do to their dicks.
Monster - this choked me up a bit (re disabled boy's custom coffin)
The casket had his photo at the end facing the congregation, and a copy of a plaque from his door reading: "Brave knight sleeping, wake with extreme caution".
Sky, where is that from? I
want one!
It's
Howl's Moving Castle. Make it yourself, if you're good with
scissors and glue (may not be the same version)!
Looks more like GWB's moving castle.
@ monster. I think HM and XB are on the right track.
GWB and Howls? Arn't they the same? google kinda thinks so
I got it from this site.
http://www.ragandbone.com/
If you click on the 'rag and bone blog link' on the upper right hand corner you'll see archive links below. It MIGHT be in there. I looked through a couple archives but it's just too much. sorry girl
* I'm wondering if I'm too old for a read like 'Howls Moving Castle' whatever. I'm a kid at heart. :)
If you click on the 'rag and bone blog link' on the upper right hand corner you'll see archive links below. It MIGHT be in there. I looked through a couple archives but it's just too much. sorry girl
Here.* I'm wondering if I'm too old for a read like 'Howls Moving Castle' whatever. I'm a kid at heart. :)
Try the movie. Studio Ghibli movies are worth watching at any age.
Here.Try the movie. Studio Ghibli movies are worth watching at any age.
Thanks! good find :)
..and I'll check it Ghibli out.
**FOR ME** the mental picture
here is quite sufficient.
The Big Question
The team's first priority is to definitively determine the animal's sex.
The penis of a colossal squid is typically as long as six and a half feet (two meters). The apparent absence of such an unmissable member on this squid means that it is probably female, experts say.
I'm wondering if I'm too old for a read like 'Howls Moving Castle' whatever. I'm a kid at heart. :)
That's why I thought I knew it but wasn't sure - it was on the cover of the book when I bought it for my niece. My copy was much older and had a very different cover.
No Diana Wynne Jones book is too young for an adult. I was lucky enough to read her as a child, and kept picking up her books second hand wherever I found them. I encouraged some other like-minded adults to read them too. Thanks to J K Rowling, Wynne Jones' books underwent a rennaisance ("Quick! Find us a quality children's book that will sell!) and I have been able to pick up those I missed and those written after my time too.
For the record, Charmed Life is my favourite, The Homeward Bounders second.
Pretty much all of the animated films by Studio Ghibli, especially directed by Miyazaki, are pretty awesome.
Here.Try the movie. Studio Ghibli movies are worth watching at any age.
Pretty much all of the animated films by Studio Ghibli, especially directed by Miyazaki, are pretty awesome.
Less talk, more stunned-silence-evoking pictures. My contribution, taken yesterday in my neighborhood.
Ah. See, the wall grew around it.
I hope that the kid was'nt hurt to bad (quite an accident!)
Or did some smartass put it in while he was building the wall?
There goes the stunned silence.
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The original Broke Back Mountain Boys Club. :lol2:
Ah. See, the wall grew around it.
Or did some smartass put it in while he was building the wall?
No more callers, please. We have our winners.
You can find some weird stuff in the grocery store...
No more callers, please. We have our winners.
You cropped the original picture perfectly to give the illusion that the wall went on forever and this was only the corner. The full view is much less interesting.
An old Boy Scout trick, he's got a merit badge in sneaky.
The trike was too rusty. If it had been freshly painted, but with some scrapes, and perhaps dripping blood, I might have bought it.
Good point, glatt. I agree. There's some part of me that insists on context (the journalist) and that voice is almost always louder than the one that is concerned with impact and presentation (the *coughcoughmumble* artist).
It is an ongoing conflict that the editor in me can not resolve.
Good point, glatt. I agree. There's some part of me that insists on context (the journalist) and that voice is almost always louder than the one that is concerned with impact and presentation (the *coughcoughmumble* artist).
It is an ongoing conflict that the editor in me can not resolve.
The first picture was very cool, by the way. Got me thinking. Wishing I had a stone wall I could mess with.
V, if you really have a journalist, an artist, and an editor inside you, then I'd suggest a no-holds-barred cage match. You could get it on PPV.
[youtube]wZGZfi_-jRM[/youtube]
Well, theres 2 minutes and 39 seconds I'm never getting back. Damn Youtube!!
...headache...
Hey! That takes me back to Battlestar Galactica (the original pilot that is).
This is wtf!
Close Call
Members of the Republic of Singapore Air Force (RSAF) Black Knights aerobatic team perform during a media preview of the 25th anniversary of bilateral exercises between the RSAF and Royal Thai Air Force at a military airport in Bangkok April 22, 2008.(REUTERS/Sukree Sukplang)
This is wtf!
Close Call
Members of the Republic of Singapore Air Force (RSAF) Black Knights aerobatic team
I always wondered how they mated.
9 months later you get this:
That was an excellent movie. I give
Winged Migration my *highest* recommendation, no pun intended.
hahah
yes I saw Winged Migration. Good movie!
Fired for wizardry.
School board and principal idiots.
Ridikulus.
But if the "other" reasons for him not working for the school again were not documented, he will have no trouble finding work elsewhere.
Good thing they bounced him, before he turned some kid into a frog.
Wizardry.
Reason #ten thousand and eleventy eight to home school.
Good thing they bounced him, before he turned some kid into a frog.
Ferret
[youtube]wZGZfi_-jRM[/youtube]
Much like religion and money this man took many things that were good by themselves but horrendous when combined.
But could this cocktail be a prelude for tubgirl 2?
Wizardry.
Reason #ten thousand and eleventy eight to home school.
Everyone knows that homeschooling is illegal.
Pippi Longfloppy?
Sounds like an aging porn star.
Redneck dress shop near my house.
Dennis Avner, the real Catman
Not sure why this link didn't work:
http://www.unknownhighway.com/images/talkaboutpenises.jpg
http://www.unknownhighway.com/images/talkaboutpenises.jpg
Now insted of red x we get:
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Please contact the server administrator, [email]webmaster@unknownhighway.com[/email] and inform them of the time the error occurred, and anything you might have done that may have caused the error.
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So far not 'imressed'
:D
Now, will the dog need a converter box? He better hurry.
good times. These memories will last forever.
I hope there are no racist dolphins about! Yikes.
Damn. It's obvious that they are being bred with weak ankles and will have to be shot.
That's not funny, man. You got to take care of your horses. Treat them well.
now THAT's fucked up. my sister died on 9/11 when a horse fell through her ceiling after watching the WTC footage.
show some sensitivity.
Hmmm...horsemeat delivery for bears?
Riding bearback is dangerous, people!
I can't tell if this photo is for real or not.
That's the Castle Aarrrgh from the final scene of Holy Grail! :lol:
http://www.scotlandthemovie.com/movies/mpstalker.htmlThere is no such thing as a "real" photo no matter where you look.
Could very well be real. The castle and setting at low tide is. The tree looks like a branch grew out, then around another tree forming the palm, and that would cause the smaller branches to grow in a flat pattern, like fingers, seeking the light.
Dead ent...dead ent...dead ent, dead ent, dead ent.
Theme from the Ent Panther.
That's the Castle Aarrrgh from the final scene of Holy Grail! :lol:
It is!
http://www.scotlandthemovie.com/movies/mpstalker.html
Could very well be real. The castle and setting at low tide is. The tree looks like a branch grew out, then around another tree forming the palm, and that would cause the smaller branches to grow in a flat pattern, like fingers, seeking the light.
:muse: I think bruce is teasing me.
Dead Ent from LOTR
It does look Lord of the Rings like.
Where do you find this wacky stuff, glatt?
:muse: I think bruce is teasing me.
Not at all. We know the castle is real and has been used in films, the question is whether the strange tree is real? I just gave one possible scenario that would cause that shape to grow, and posit that it's possibly real.
aside... I tried to tease you, but you never empty your email box. :rolleyes:
HE is smoking pot.
(I didn't do that.)
I can't imagine they'll last long after the snow melts.
Yep. That's a powerstrip floating on flip flops.
They probably don't even have the extension cord plugged into a GFCI receptacle.
What is that, an electric griddle? Cook with fire, you ƒucking pansies!
Note: The extension cord is taped to a piece of wood. Because...wood floats?
lol! Is a back seat driver? lol! What is she uhh..doing in the back seat? Were there no front passenger seats in 1939?
:D
Wears red nail polish? (Demerit?) lol!
Yep. That's a powerstrip floating on flip flops.
I hope this was a joke and the power was off! WTF!
sorry for the double post put wtf!
hehehe what people will do for fun. lol
Location: [COLOR=#1f77a3]Portland, OR[/COLOR]
What It Is: Voodoo Doughnut is a 24-hour doughnut shop with a kooky motif. Customers can pick up tasty offerings like the "Voodoo," a pincushion doll-shaped doughnut with raspberry "blood" filling and a tiny pretzel-stick stake through its heart. Patrons can also opt to get married -- legally -- under the shop's cruller-shaped chandelier since Voodoo's owners are ordained universal ministers
Stake through the heart? Yeah, sure. :rolleyes:
hehe I think that's the donuts kidney.
If it was a toothpick, I'd call it a woodie. ;)
lol! Is a back seat driver? lol! What is she uhh..doing in the back seat? Were there no front passenger seats in 1939?
:D
Wears red nail polish? (Demerit?) lol!
Also note if she gets all the merits and no demerits, max possible score is 25, poor.:p
John, what's the story behind IED.gif?
I want one of whatever this is.
You can see the speaker cone dimples, so I'd figure it's one stupid-loud, annoy-the-neighbors sound system.
very nice - that a bomb shelter???
Not really wtf? but more "Whoa! Cool!" Found just up the road a stretch.
Also note if she gets all the merits and no demerits, max possible score is 25, poor.:p
lol! There is more to score!
http://flickr.com/photos/tiabla/sets/72157605047200616/
http://flickr.com/photos/tiabla/2491839794/sizes/o/in/set-72157605047200616/
Only one point for leaving car for wife when she may need it? Suxors!!!
Bush's bioethics advisor:Worst of all from this point of view are those more uncivilized forms of eating, like licking an ice cream cone--a catlike activity that has been made acceptable in informal America but that still offends those who know eating in public is offensive. ... Eating on the street--even when undertaken, say, because one is between appointments and has no other time to eat--displays [a] lack of self-control: It beckons enslavement to the belly. ... Lacking utensils for cutting and lifting to mouth, he will often be seen using his teeth for tearing off chewable portions, just like any animal. ... This doglike feeding, if one must engage in it, ought to be kept from public view, where, even if we feel no shame, others are compelled to witness our shameful behavior.
Bush's bioethics advisor: Worst of all from this point of view are those more uncivilized forms of eating, like licking an ice cream cone--a catlike activity that has been made acceptable in informal America but that still offends those who know eating in public is offensive. ... Eating on the street--even when undertaken, say, because one is between appointments and has no other time to eat--displays [a] lack of self-control: It beckons enslavement to the belly. ... Lacking utensils for cutting and lifting to mouth, he will often be seen using his teeth for tearing off chewable portions, just like any animal. ... This doglike feeding, if one must engage in it, ought to be kept from public view, where, even if we feel no shame, others are compelled to witness our shameful behavior.
What about eating at my desk? Should I be ashamed of my doglike lack of self-control?
However, if I were to go to the cafeteria, others would be compelled to witness my shameful behavior (eating)... so maybe I would be better off hiding in the bathroom, eating off a collapsible, sterile tray and then flushing it down the toilet, taking special care to shave off all facial hair, including my eyebrows, and brushing my teeth with a 10% bleach solution before returning to work, assuring my co-workers that I received all my daily nutrition via sanitary intravenous injections of glucose.
I'm so confused. How can I get right with God? Even the Bible doesn't go far enough in describing when I should be ashamed of bodily functions.
What about eating at my desk? Should I be ashamed of my doglike lack of self-control?
However, if I were to go to the cafeteria, others would be compelled to witness my shameful behavior (eating)... so maybe I would be better off hiding in the bathroom, eating off a collapsible, sterile tray and then flushing it down the toilet, taking special care to shave off all facial hair, including my eyebrows, and brushing my teeth with a 10% bleach solution before returning to work, assuring my co-workers that I received all my daily nutrition via sanitary intravenous injections of glucose.
I'm so confused. How can I get right with God? Even the Bible doesn't go far enough in describing when I should be ashamed of bodily functions.
Flint, I use these handy "rules of thumb": a) You should be ashamed of your dog like lack of self control at all times, not just when eating at your desk.
b)You should not only be ashamed of your bodily functions, you should be ashamed of your body.
There, can't you feel Jesus's love? No a little lower and to the left. Yep.That's it.
Site R
Site R is a United States government facility on Raven Rock, a mountain in the U.S. state of Pennsylvania. It is located about 14 km (8.7 miles) east of Waynesboro, Pennsylvania and 10 km (6.2 miles) north-northeast of Camp David, Maryland. The R in "Site R" is an allusion to Raven Rock. The name "Raven Rock" is used to refer to both the mountain itself and the Site R facility.
At Site R, the DISA computer operations staff provides computer services to the National Command Authority, the Joint Chiefs of Staff, the Office of the Secretary of Defense and other United States Department of Defense agencies through memoranda of agreement. The facility functions as the disaster recovery site for the JSSC's GMC and DISA GCC. The various service (Army, Navy and Air Force) emergency operations centers are also located at Site R. The facility provides continuous planning, installation, operation, and maintenance of over 38 communications systems (switching, transmission, data distribution, visual information, and power generation) that support its customers.
Planning for the site began in 1948. After the Soviet Union detonated its first nuclear weapon in 1949, a high priority was established for the Joint Command Post to be placed in a protected location near Washington, D.C., for swift relocation of the National Command Authorities and the Joint Communications Service. The site is near Camp David (then known as "Shangri-La"). In 1950, President Harry S. Truman approved making Raven Rock part of Camp Albert Ritchie, Maryland. This new site was named the Alternate Joint Communications Center (AJCC) Site R. Construction of the facility began in 1951, and in 1953 the AJCC Site R became operational.
Between 1953 and 1971, the Army communications element at Site R provided communications support to Site R tenants as a direct reporting unit of the U.S. Army Joint Support Command. In 1971, as part of the Strategic Communications Command move to Fort Ritchie, the communications unit was redesignated as the Directorate of Telecommunications, under the Fort Ritchie Garrison Commander.
In 1976, the unit was redesignated as the USACC Site R Telecommunications Center, a direct reporting element to the 7th Signal Command. And in 1978, the unit was moved back under the command of the Fort Ritchie Garrison, as the Directorate of Telecommunications. The Special Projects Office (later to become the Protective Design Center) was created in 1977 to work on a classified Department of Defense program. The Alternate National Military Command and Control Center Improvement Program involved criteria development, studies, and preliminary design of a deep underground highly hardened and survivable command and control center. The center included separate structures for command personnel, power, fuel, and water. Over three miles of air entrainment tunnels were required as well as access shafts to the surface. Although canceled in 1979, the experience, expertise, and leadership in protective design and classified programs that Special Projects gained from this work brought other unique projects and major programs to the District.
In October 1981, USACC Site R Telecommunications Center was reorganized and redesignated as USACC Site R under Headquarters, 7th Signal Command. In May 1984, USACC Site R was redesignated as USAISC-Site R, remaining as a direct reporting unit to 7th Signal Command. In October 1988, USAISC-Site R was redesignated as the 1111th U.S. Army Signal Battalion and placed under the 1101st U.S. Army Signal Brigade, Fort Lesley J. McNair, Washington, D.C., as the Army support battalion responsible for the maintenance, upkeep and communications of the AJCC Site R.
In October 1993, the 1111th U.S. Army Signal Battalion was placed under the 1108th U.S. Army Signal Brigade, Fort Ritchie, Maryland. Most base operations activities were removed from the battalion’s mission, leaving communications as the primary unit mission.
The 1995 Base Realignment and Closure Commission directed the relocation of U.S. Army Signal Command units and some Base Operations support personnel from Fort Ritchie to Fort Detrick, which will become the home of East Coast long-haul communications. These units include the 1108th U.S. Army Signal Brigade, the 1111th U.S. Army Signal Battalion and Information Systems Engineering Command-Continental United States. The 1110th U.S. Army Signal Battalion, already at Fort Detrick, is assigned to the 1108th. More than 1,140 military members and civilian employees will be transferred under the order. Site R and its personnel came under control of the Fort Detrick commander October 1, 1997. The actual movement of units began October 1, 1996, and Fort Ritchie was closed by September 30, 1998, well ahead of schedule.[1]
According to the Boston Globe, Site R is believed to be the "undisclosed location" to which vice president Dick Cheney retires in times of crisis.[2]
On May 25, 2007, the Federal Register published a Defense Department policy declaring that it is unlawful "to make any photograph, sketch, picture, drawing, map or graphical representation of the Raven Rock Mountain Complex without first obtaining the necessary permission."[3]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Site_R
http://cryptome.org/site-r/site-r.htm"On May 25, 2007, the Federal Register published a Defense Department policy declaring that it is unlawful "to make any photograph, sketch, picture, drawing, map or graphical representation of the Raven Rock Mountain Complex without first obtaining the necessary permission." "
Well someone forgot to tell the 1,180,000 hits on Google.
Should I be ashamed of my doglike lack of self-control?
Yes, licking your balls, at your desk, is uncouth.
"On May 25, 2007, the Federal Register published a Defense Department policy declaring that it is unlawful "to make any photograph, sketch, picture, drawing, map or graphical representation of the Raven Rock Mountain Complex without first obtaining the necessary permission." "
Well someone forgot to tell the 1,180,000 hits on Google.
Google Earth has fairly high resolution coverage of it. You can see lots of cars parked along a country road, right next to a helipad, and what look like large doorways leading into the mountain. And there is a label on the mountain that says "Site R."
You don't think anyone like an intel group out of China or Russia has seen those, do you?
:lol2:
Back to WTF images:
OK, where's that from? I need some of those.
hehe and they are antibacterial AND moisturizing as well...as if washing away sins might need an added incentive :)
That was made back when Massachusetts was abbreviated Mass, before the two letter MA became standard.
Good point, so it has to be post 1974.
They also have breath spray and air freshener. (Maybe that would be good for the fartiquette thread.)
A buck a piece may not be too much for really stubborn sins, like that weekend with the Norwegian identical twins who didn't speak a word of English...
A buck apiece? Nooooooo.
Well if you're that sinful :angel: perhaps you need [url="http://store.washawayyoursins.com/gift-collections.html"]the econo-size[url].
They also have breath spray and air freshener. (Maybe that would be good for the fartiquette thread.)
You know these might make really good gag gifts. The soap even sounds like it might smell nice. It's triple milled too!
http://store.washawayyoursins.com/waawyosisoba.html
Sins Soap Bar
A luxury, triple milled, pure vegetable base bath bar with Somalian frankincense, Indonesian nutmeg and ginger. Long lasting, and proven in studies to reduce guilt by 98.9% or more. Simply moisten thyself, lather vigorously, rinse and repent. Habitual use may strengthen character.
7 oz. / 195 g.
$8.00
Availability: Usually ships the next business day.
Sins Soap Bar
lol!
Someone gave me the whole spa pack of this brand!
http://www.fridgedoor.com/totbittow6pa.html
:D
lol with a light lily scent!
I want the lip balm.
1. Engage stick
2. Bow head
3. Refect upon wrong doing
4. Annoint thy lips with blessed balm
5. Rub lips together to boost powerful sin purging action.
5. Raise head and go forth cleansed and ready to do it again.
http://store.washawayyoursins.com/waawyosilipb.htmlwhy bother to mow the lawn now?
I don't think of myself as having a fear of heights, but that unicycle picture gives me the willies.
Me too. If I look at it too long, I might barf.
I third that opinion!
Very good pictures though.
I took this at Myrtle Beach Bike week.
The fact that it is in a tree doesn't bother me. The fact that it has obviously been there for quite a while does bother me.
Elsp. it was surreal. We were in this totally wild biker bar (see links) and this thing was up there like an icon to some long past biker. Strange nevertheless.....
If this one's been posted already, tough. I'm a bit lazy RFN. :D
Flint, I use these handy "rules of thumb": a) You should be ashamed of your dog like lack of self control at all times, not just when eating at your desk.
b)You should not only be ashamed of your bodily functions, you should be ashamed of your body.
There, can't you feel Jesus's love? No a little lower and to the left. Yep.That's it.
This bioethics bs bothers me. And when an arbitrary opinion is ascribed to Christanity angers me in a way I can not describe, furthermore, in Christ's teachings there is no sham of your body or what it does.
Yet, just try grinding your flabby, 51 year old body out of wedlock against some nubile 18 year old girl, and the Christians will give you the stink eye every time.
Perplexes me, it does.
This bioethics bs bothers me. And when an arbitrary opinion is ascribed to Christanity angers me in a way I can not describe, furthermore, in Christ's teachings there is no sham of your body or what it does.
Well, you may have missed my sarcasm hand, but this snipe is directed at the people who misinterpret the teachings of Christ while claiming that their interpretation is the only correct one because it says so in the bible.
I can't imagine that Christ and his teachings have ever been more co-opted by people promoting their own social and political agenda than now, but then, what do I know?
Well, you may have missed my sarcasm hand, but this snipe is directed at the people who misinterpret the teachings of Christ while claiming that their interpretation is the only correct one because it says so in the bible.
[COLOR=Red] I can't imagine that Christ and his teachings have ever been more co-opted by people promoting their own social and political agenda than now, but then, what do I know?[/COLOR]
Apparently, you've never read about the Middle Ages, when Popes bought and sold kings and indulgences.
Yet, just try grinding your flabby, 51 year old body out of wedlock against some nubile 18 year old girl, and the Christians will give you the stink eye every time.
Perplexes me, it does.
Perhaps the muslims would be more understanding. :behead:
Apparently, you've never read about the Middle Ages, when Popes bought and sold kings and indulgences.
True, true, but imagine what they could have accomplished with the infrastructure of today?
Maybe today's ilk are pikers in comparison, or maybe their methods are sublter and more insidious.
Then again, there was the spanish inquisition...
[youtube]mKxnaMeOK20[/youtube]
No one expects the Spanish Inquisition...
Chinese man
sticks 2008 needles in his head to celebrate the Olympics.
Crew to repair station toilet and enter Kibo module today
I find this funny because the common term for the toilet facilities in camp is "kibo", though I always imagined it spelled "
kybo".
HA! Just now on the radio this same news story was discussed, and the Kibo module was pronounced "Key-bo" as in car key, but the camp commode is prounounced "Kai-bo" as in eyeball.
Yes, I know it takes precious little to amuse me.
Sucks to lock your keys in your truck when a bear is lurking about.
I'm not even sure that's his truck! He might not have the keys.
In that bear picture, you can see a lot from the tracks in the snow.
Dude was walking from the left side of the screen. Got to the passenger side of the truck, saw the bear, slipped a little as he stopped and turned quickly, grabbed the corner of the truck to keep from falling, and then ran around to the driver's side to get the truck between him and the bear. Since he came from the left side of the screen, I tend to think he was just walking through the "parking lot" when he saw the bear, and the truck might not be his.
That would suck worse. Poor fella. I wonder if he got to eat?
That would suck worse. Poor fella. I wonder if he got to eat?
I wonder if the photographer had the keys and was yelling "April Fool!"
Bigwoody, that last pic is nasty. The pig pic looks like a pic I took when I was in Hong Kong for a while, they use to pile hogs, that had been gutted, 8 or 10 high on the back of a bicycle and pedal them through the markets.
A giant fork sculpture, created in 1995 by Swiss artists Jean-Pierre Zaugg and Georges Favre, is pictured on the shores of Lake Leman in front of the Alimentarium, the Food Museum, in Vevey June 4, 2008.
REUTERS/Denis Balibouse (SWITZERLAND)
a nice painting at Winnie's in Queenstown NZ
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look closer....
from the last house on the right, slowly follow the mountain up from the point on the roof
the thing is...its not intentional, i dont think. not even the staff of the restaurant knew it was there. they were shocked
the thing is...its not intentional, i dont think. not even the staff of the restaurant knew it was there
Ssorry, but I still don't know it's there?
There's a naked woman in the mountains, b. She's lying on her back, head farthest away from the viewer, with the house hiding the naughty bits.
I don't believe for a minute that it wasn't intentional, Kagen, I just think it's the artist's private joke. If you painted crappy murals for a living, wouldn't you start to amuse yourself any way you could?
It is a long and (dis?) honored tradition.
not properly wtf images but I couldn't remember if there was a funny image thread.
perhaps not intentional for the owners of the family restaurant to have that painted near where childrens heads would be.
Show them where they came from I say!
From behind the house on the right?
It could ahve been so much better; a landing strip on the mountain; a puff of smoke coming from a chimney on the house; toes peeking out from behind an adjacent house.
I feel the artist held back too much. I demand more entendre with my entree, an entendtree, if you will.
Looks like Boris Vallejo.
Boris Vallejo does NOT look like that.
Some of his art does, though.
We should create a thread for John's wtf images as a bonus supplement to the iotd.
Looks like Boris Vallejo.
Actually, that one's
Luis Royo's.
We should create a thread for John's wtf images as a bonus supplement to the iotd.
I'll second that - He certainly deserves his own.
A wonderful bird is the pelican,
His bill can hold more than his belican,
He can hold in his beak,
Enough food for a week!
But I'm damned if I know how the helican!
-- Dixon Lanier Merritt
WTF? on so many levels, just seriously wtf?
It's like a gay, bondage, furry event. or something equally ghey.
You can't hotlink from snopes.com, impress. You have to copy the image to your own space, even if it's spiffy stripey icebergs.
And thanks, guys. I mostly post the weird stuff here that I find elsewhere, and share the stuff I find here in other places. It's a wonderful way to do business.
And, since this is a pictures thread, no comment is complete without pictures.
http://paradoxoff.com/lenin-mickey-and-jesus.htmlGood ol' Mickey, bridging the gap.
And here's another.
"You can has funny egg."
ruining the theme...
You can't hotlink from snopes.com, impress.
Sorry, but I don't see why not, unless you're agreeing with me regarding host server downtime (
http://cellar.org/showpost.php?p=403342&postcount=4).
I didn't know that was Lenin until I saw the name in the link. I made the WTF more WTFuckier by wondering why Jesus, Mickey, and Anthony Hopkins were hanging out together.
Because impress wasn't trying to post Mr. Yuk.
http://graphics2.snopes.com/photos/natural/graphics/striped4.jpg
Ok. I'll bite. What was impress trying to post?
Click my link.
[edit]
Or, as that is apparently also hotlinking, copy and paste it into your browser window.
Click my link.
[edit]
Or, as that is apparently also hotlinking, copy and paste it into your browser window.
They're the same site, and the same picture.
I still don't get your point.
Drax, I'm seeing a big green face.
Was that what you were intending us to see?
Why did snopes steal mr. yuk?
If you have already seen the alleged image, it will probably show up with the hotlink, if you have not viewed it, it will show up at Mr. Yuk.
They're the same site, and the same picture.
I still don't get your point.
If you right click on the link, or the picture, and copy the location, and then paste it into the location bar of the browser, and hit enter, it will go to the correct picture. Otherwise, it shows Mr. Yuk (unless you've got the image cached, as Stress Puppy mentioned). Snopes' HTTP server checks the referral tags, and sends a different image if any existing tags come from a non-Snopes page.
look at the cool picture he has there.
Was that what you were intending us to see?
Not my intension. Look @ post 4935. `Do you see my name anywhere?
If you right click on the link, or the picture, and copy the location, and then paste it into the location bar of the browser.
I did that...took me to the same green face, and so did simply left-clicking on it, even though it
did redirect me to
http://graphics2.snopes.com/club21.gif.
Glatt, that was great, I think he wants moms attention.
Not a picture, just my own personal wtf;
I've heard of cats bringing mice, birds, and other kills to their owners (thankfully my cats are pacifists), but why would Dennis bring me garbage? I had a banana on my cereal last night, threw the peel in the trash, and yet woke up with said peel in my hand this morning. Srsly, wtf?
Maybe you're sleep walking, jinx.
Glatt, that was great, I think he wants moms attention.
I think he's going to get it, whether he wants it or not.
Definition of WTF:
Your cat is named Dennis?
I blame Dennis (best name ever) because he's pulled other treasures out of the garbage before. He's never brought them to me in bed before though.
No, Dennis is lumberjim's real name.
Not a picture, just my own personal wtf;
I've heard of cats bringing mice, birds, and other kills to their owners (thankfully my cats are pacifists), but why would Dennis bring me garbage? I had a banana on my cereal last night, threw the peel in the trash, and yet woke up with said peel in my hand this morning. Srsly, wtf?
Once had cats that were unable to control their attraction to *cantaloupe rinds*. No kidding. They didn't offer them to me, hahahaha, not a chance. They were too busy defending their "kill" from the other cats. Cantaloupe for breakfast was always accompanied by Mortal Kombat in the kitchen.
look at the cool picture he has there.
Well, this is ironic cuz you just hotlinked to this picture.
Come on Fluffy, come on Mittens, come on Paul... (Laughing) ... What a ridiculous name for a cat, Paul...that's a persons name...a persons name! (Continues laughing) ...Paul.
How do you even get to those "apartments" in the middle? Tunnels?
Well, this is ironic cuz you just hotlinked to this picture.
tell him what he's won, Bob!
Not a picture, just my own personal wtf;
I've heard of cats bringing mice, birds, and other kills to their owners (thankfully my cats are pacifists), but why would Dennis bring me garbage? I had a banana on my cereal last night, threw the peel in the trash, and yet woke up with said peel in my hand this morning. Srsly, wtf?
He could tell that you really enjoyed it last night and since he loves you he figured that it would make you happy. Maybe?
tell him what he's won, Bob!
"I say, putting a dog on the stove top is just wrong!"
I can't believe someone posted that highly classified work on the internet. It is a little known program of gravity levitation brooms in a joint venture between S. Korea and the U.S. Marines.
well, really, who knows how long it took him to subdue that banana peel. he very well may have struggled with it for most of the morning before it had lost it's will to live. he may have just been proudly bringing you his kill, like any other ferocious beast would.
"I say, putting a dog on the stove top is just wrong!"
:lol2:
I think he's going to get it, whether he wants it or not.
Maybe it'll teach her to keep her underwear in her pants.
.
omg
That's our dog, Andy.
I'll find a suitable picture for posting tomorrow.
Definition of WTF:
Your cat is named Dennis?
We have a friend named Bob. Bob's family had a falling out with another family in the area. Shortly after the event the second family acquired a small, yappy, not-too-bright dog -- and named it Bob.
I'm guessing the second family had some unresolved issues.
Welcome to Slide Ranch where you may not
1. Walk your dog on a leash
2. Camp
3. Make a fire
But feel free to
1. Park
2. Fish
3. Roll people up in a carpet?
:lol2:
"roll people up in a carpet" Bhhaaaaaaaaaaaa....
It's ribbon dancing, silly.
Glatt, is that YOUR dog? It looks much like MY Weimie.
They do get cute to make up for all the trouble they get into, neh?
Glatt, is that YOUR dog? It looks much like MY Weimie.
They do get cute to make up for all the trouble they get into, neh?
Lots of people get in trouble with their wennie. Don't feel like you are alone.
Glatt, is that YOUR dog? It looks much like MY Weimie.
He's a cutie, but he's not mine.
I'd say that middle one is not so much WTF as "Oh Shit!"
i actually saw that video a while back. it was an older dude who was crying while his family laughed when he got down. totally not cool.
This is India. Where your call for support is answered.
Who stole my wiring closet?
I know, scary, huh? But at least the light's better out here.
John where do you find all the images you post?
Consistently amazing.
great pic, John. I've seen porpoises off my families boat very much like that. Its truly amazing!
spot steve erwin, WIN A PRIZE!!!
ohh grammar nazi's missed the families / family's. you're slippin
ohh grammar nazi's missed the families / family's. you're slippin
I think they've just given up on you, classicman.
spot steve erwin, WIN A PRIZE!!!
I'd take a stab at this one, but I don't want to be a prick.
I think they've just given up on you, classicman.
orly? Am I really thaaaat bad? I just updated and now I get this red line under
most of my mistakes.
ohh grammar nazi's missed the families / family's. you're slippin
I saw it but I didn't have the time to create an 8000 character insult before also slipping in the point that you'd gotten the word wrong.
ohh grammar nazi's missed the families / family's. you're slippin
And why is there an ' in nazi's?
Thats what I was talkin about - good job! (took you 4 hours though)
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To flint... All I have to say is... :eyebrow: That's not something one should watch first thing in the morning. Japanese are screwy people...
That's worse than being Rickrolled
That's worse than being Rickrolled
You've just been McRoll'd.
Wouldn't that be LickLol'd?
John - those are great - I want some!
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Danny Deck Chair!
Anyone see that movie? I loved it.
The TRONS - backwards is snort - hmmm.
Here's one for you LJ. Not your average superhero:
Am I all alone in here, now?
If nobody else posts, Eddie Murphy will eat you.
Rest assured, even if you are by far the most prolific picture provider, many many people are lurking and watching. Keep 'em coming!
from the Atlantic City press - 6/26/2008
He was late for a party that started at 09.00?
WTF?
He was late for a party that started at 09.00?
WTF?
Not only a party at 9am..but on a wednesday morning...
I am just as confused as you are
...and some other third world locations. :D
It doesn't say the party started around 9 a.m. - He was just very late for the previous night's party.
Okay, how many drinks do you have to have before the above picture occurs to you?
Hey, I've got an idea!
Let's recreate the crucifixion. Right?
But we use rats. Right?
And the clever part is - we x-ray them!
The expression on the guy's face says it all!
From my recent cruise aboard Royal Caribbean's
Monarch of the Seas:
Re post 5041.
Nothing WTF about it. Man with Embedded Tin Cup, Pin in Thigh and Pen in Butt. It's a common sculptural form.
Post 5042.
That's the underwear monster, I'm sure of it. When he can't get any toy cars to eat he comes to my house and scoffs my clean panties. I swear I still have some in the drawer... nope, all gone - turn yesterday's inside out of go commando...?
Re post 5041.
Nothing WTF about it. Man with Embedded Tin Cup, Pin in Thigh and Pen in Butt. It's a common sculptural form.
Might be a common sculptural form, but it's an unusual telescope.;)
"Mary, I can see your house from here."
Might be a common sculptural form, but it's an unusual telescope.;)
Exactly. Nothing like looking up some guy's asshole to see the stars.
Might be a common sculptural form, but it's an unusual telescope.;)
Oh well spotted, sir!
Exactly. Nothing like looking up some guy's asshole to see the stars.
That's called tabloid journalism isn't it?
oh my gawd...what is it?
And yew think yer sooo cool !!!
It's raw. If it were cooked, you might have something there.
Haven't we seen that in the bacon thread?
I love America, where *everything* is possible:
Gender reassignment surgery meets Entrepreneurial spirit!
It's raw. If it were cooked, you might have something there.
Granted, but the D cup would shrink down to an A, depending on how crispy you like your bacon.
skys, I'm pretty sure I've seen that one (5064) somewhere in the Cellar. Look over there behind the furnace.
I think I saw it under the steps. But the resolution wasn't as good as this one.
Too big to post I guess.
That's what happens when you try to post pictures of 18,000 people, all at once. :haha:
Did Tom DeLay apologize for his death yet?
Kent Couch lifts off from his gas station in Bend, Ore., in his lawn chair rigged with more than 150 giant party balloons, Saturday, July 5, 2008. Couch, 48, is making his third cluster balloon flight and hopes to go more than 200 miles to Idaho before running out of daylight or helium. (AP Photo/Jeff Barnard)
that tree lady is wonderful!
Hallelujah! Kill 'em good, Jesus.
Wow, is that real? Cause if it is I want one for my desk.
That's not Jebus. That's just a man they found in a barn.
Holy Hand Grenade sold separately.
To make our wall of death, better than your wall of death, that's why.
And look how excited everyone is!
And look how excited everyone is!
Even the lion looks bored.
For Sheldon
Awww...And I didn't get you anything. :-(
lol!!!
I love that you got that from that.
Kent Couch lifts off from his gas station in Bend, Ore., in his lawn chair rigged with more than 150 giant party balloons, Saturday, July 5, 2008. Couch, 48, is making his third cluster balloon flight and hopes to go more than 200 miles to Idaho before running out of daylight or helium. (AP Photo/Jeff Barnard)
You can see the launch video
here.
just 'round the corner from the In-N-Out Burger
Why, darling, look! Rover has a new chew toy!
but but but....WHY?
YO SUSHI for lions - choose your lunch from what passes by, round and round.
Daleks watching the Today show?
I don't know how embed the file here, so here's a link. This is very WTF-ish:
"I love you, Cheetos"
I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream. :yum: Munch!
I thought vegans didn't eat meat...:rolleyes:
They're revolted at the very thought, in my (admittedly limited) experience.
they'll do just about anything to help a living creature though.:D
"Blow me or I'll shoot this dog?"
"Blow me or I'll shoot this dog?"
Is that quote from Falwell or Pat Roberts?
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Vegetarians taste better, and vegans tend to be very .... open. In pretty much all ways.
My friend knows a vegan and she shits like 7 times a day. He thinks it's like the special secret of veganism, or something.
in another life i was surrounded by vegan friends. don't light a freaking match around them. and yes they shit constantly.
If God didn't want us to eat animals, why did He fill them with such tasty meat?
Vegan/Vegetarian= Indian name for poor hunter.......
Looks like Dolly will be joining Grandad in Heaven...
the
Dysfunctional Family CircusI don't see that so much as a WTF.
It's more of a Post Your Pet.
Apart from the harbls ;)
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Whoever butchered that chicken did a shitty job of bleeding it out first, now it's pretty much worthless for eating...
Whoa dude, you're talking about a naked chick on the beach. ;)
For the record, the chicken comes from:
http://machineanimalcollages.com/Pages/Installations/AttentionChicken.html
And since this is the WTF Images thread, all posts should have a WTF image:
Whoever butchered that chicken did a shitty job of bleeding it out first, now it's pretty much worthless for eating...
Obviously you've never seen the film "Rodan." It's not a chicken.
I hate when models are so skinny their ribs show.
That cat's face is PURE wtf! Love that pic, John. Here's a video for a commercial for Burger King that has a WTF element to it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTXbMCOywVYThat Happy New Year/Cat picture has so many levels of WTFiness I can't stop looking!
wtf, but, seriously folks.. you *would* want the dr to have had some experience before he got to your prostate, right? And who would want to volunteer to provide that experience. Not me, thankyouveryverymuch. This is one way to avoid that delicate situation.
http://www.eontarionow.com/health/2008/07/14/prostate-cancer-drug-can-prevent-bone-loss/That was an interesting read, Steve. :thumb:
You could have specially trained "patients" to practice on.
Or you could be one of the less fortunate and NOT get paid. Combine post #5131 with post #5132 and you get
THIS!I wish I could read the title of the book on the back of the couch in the HNY/Cat photo - I was really hoping that it was Catcher in the Rye. Not that that photo needs more WTFness, mind, but I was just hoping.
You could have specially trained "patients" to practice on.
"...either way, it's lose lose." bwahahahahahahahha! Excellent article, SD, thanks.
This man is Unclear On The Concept.
Or they will will blow up another skyscraper?
suuuuuure. the wtc was retaliation for allowing the clinton's in the white house for 8 years. it just took a couple years longer than planned to train the pilots, i guess.
Crikey me, the licence taken with the rhymes and scansion should definitely be punishable under the HSA.
I'm sure he'd agree. After all
Now we're trying to win a war and wipe out the terrorists,
We're not fightin for oil we got plenty if we drill it.
But the liberals and the media are spreading their lies,
Get the hell out of our way and let our soldiers fight.
http://www.therepublicansong.com/about.html
That's worse than most of the drivel on CMT.
Why do those kind of guys always look like a big wad of Silly Putty? Moron.
For bonus points, the writer of The Republican Song is Mike Meehan, who has his own article category on VanguardNewsNetwork.com - meaning, he's openly a neo-nazi.
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I strongly suggest that you do not click this link from work, or from anywhere else where visiting white supremacist websites might get you into any trouble at all.
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And image:
Why is that gun cow colored? Is it incognito for when the cows take over? I, for one, welcome our new bovine overlords. Fucking moo...
Cows With Guns by Dana Lyons
"We will fight for bovine freedom
And hold our large heads high."
Furthermore, how will that book give me a massage?
That's what I call a VERY deep tissue massage.
Yikes.
I'd like to know how they cut those complex shapes into the book without tattering the pages.
The Medium is the Massage? I wonder what that's about. Why is a massage book shaped like a gun? I'm so confused. Maybe he meant "massacre."
Maybe it was The Medium is the Mascara?
Although you generally apply it with a wand, not a gun
I'd like to know how they cut those complex shapes into the book without tattering the pages.
Lasers?
Marshall McLuhan had a number of interesting insights into the media and culture. The title of the book is a play on his original statement that "The medium is the message".
If you want to get that deep, the image above could be seen as a comment on violence in the media.
maybe. I'd expect some charring/browning on the edges though.
There's no charring on those
laser cut cards.
I think you two are right. I'd seen laser cut wooden bookmarks with the browning on the cut edges, but
this place will cut up books for you with their laser cutter. Pretty cool, actually. The edges of their work isn't browned either.
I'm guessing the old fashioned way that spies did it... a template and razor blade.
I just saw this below the tip mug:
"The medium is the massage."
--Crazy Nigel
It's called
Extreme Ironing ...
beware of both flora and fauna
the dark knight has nothing on this guy
last one for today, not sure if this is warning the women, encouraging the men, or both...
the "abdominal brain." uh huh.
Now that is a brilliant pic.
Hands Free is now the law in California:
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Happy Halloween....
Too Soon...?
Happy Halloween....
Too Soon...?
Of course it's too soon.
Halloween is still months away.
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned:
A wonderful bird is the pelican,
His bill can hold more than his belican,
He can hold in his beak,
Enough food for a week!
But I'm damned if I know how the helican!
-- Dixon Lanier Merritt
__________________
DAR512 attributed this poetic set to D L Merritt But it was OGDEN NASH who wrote the verse.
Of course it's too soon.
Halloween is still months away.
NOT FUNNY TO US IN VIRGINIA !!!!!:headshake :headshake
A wonderful bird is the pelican,
His bill can hold more than his belican,
He can hold in his beak,
Enough food for a week!
But I'm damned if I know how the helican!
-- Dixon Lanier Merritt
__________________
DAR512 attributed this poetic set to D L Merritt But it was OGDEN NASH who wrote the verse.
Yes, and Ogden Nash also wrote, "Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker."
And...
I never saw a purple cow
I hope I never see one,
But I can tell you this right now:
I'd rather see than be one.
Ah yes, I wrote "The Purple Cow"
I'm Sorry now I wrote it
But I can tell you Anyhow
I'll Kill you if you Quote it!
;)
Enough poetry. Time for more WTF images:
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NOT FUNNY TO US IN VIRGINIA !!!!!:headshake :headshake
No now it's funny because they are from Virginia.
Both students that dressed up like victims.
Well I think the guy won the "worst" costume prize at the themed party they went to. So much for those "private" themed parties. Let this be a lesson to you guys in Virginia.
That's called "Tuesday Night" at the Drax house.
I Love Barbie Bondage!
(And the best part is lunch comes right after!)
Our brave men and women working hard at getting them!
DAR512 attributed this poetic set to D L Merritt But it was OGDEN NASH who wrote the verse.
Reply hazy, try again
However, I admit that I've not looked for a hard copy. Do you have a citation?
Don't know how to embed the video here, so I'll just provide the link. This is not for the squeamish. Frankly, some of it might just give me nightmares, but it is VERY WTF worthy:
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Thanks, Bruce. I do appreciate the assistance! :)
It's too easy!!! Love it!
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"Patient seems to be suffering from a dislocated neck"
Two-timing bitch. :eyebrow:
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Great clippings Ali.
OK, I'll bite: wtF is that vampire lookin' freak injecting into his face? And why? Oh yeah, attention.
I'm thinking of lopping off some body parts and replacing them with gardening implements so people will notice me.
...I'm thinking of lopping off some body parts and replacing them with gardening implements so people will notice me...
I guess that makes you a Hoe! :D
That's right, and don't you forget it!
I would think just once you would root for me rather than raking me over the coals. I'm on the edger, man, and I've got a real chipper on my shoulder. Now shovel off!
That's right, and don't you forget it!
I would think just once you would root for me rather than raking me over the coals. I'm on the edger, man, and I've got a real chipper on my shoulder. Now shovel off!
Sorry. Just hedging my bets. :D
Sorry. Just hedging my bets. :D
Oh, go blower yourself
Great clippings Ali.
OK, I'll bite: wtF is that vampire lookin' freak injecting into his face? And why? Oh yeah, attention.
I'm thinking of lopping off some body parts and replacing them with gardening implements so people will notice me.
He's injecting saline. Some people get their rocks off by inflating their body parts this way. Notably, there's one group of fetishists that does this to their scrotums. They inflate them until they're the size of small soccer balls, or larger if possible. It's amazing what some people find sexually stimulating and/or attractive.
The picture in this link just weird. Don't know if it is real or not.
http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2008/07/the_monster_of_montauk.htmlYes, very wierd. :eek:
For people that don't want to link...
Oh, go blower yourself
If I could do that, I'd never leaf my home.
The picture in this link just weird. Don't know if it is real or not.
http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2008/07/the_monster_of_montauk.html
Sensible people seem to think it is a furless raccoon corpse. YMMV.
There is some weird shit going on at plum island. Probably escaped from there.
someone suggested a turtle without its shell. I thought that was an interesting suggestion. Is there something like fur under its neck?
someone suggested a turtle without its shell. I thought that was an interesting suggestion. Is there something like fur under its neck?
That'd explain the beaklike feature. More likely than a raccoon.
Incisors without lips...not a beak.
A much better picture of the beastie:
Link won't work for me.:neutral:
The riddle of the beaked beast found on a upscale East Hampton, N.Y., beach in mid-July got even trickier Thursday as various experts weighed in — and its "discoverers" revealed they might have something mysterious of their own planned.
First, "Animal Planet" wildlife expert Jeff Corwin appeared on FOX News Channel to proclaim that we're all suckers.
"What you think is a beak is actually the canine teeth," Corwin told Bill Hemmer and Megyn Kelly. "What we have is an incredibly rare" — dramatic pause — "raccoon."
Ah, all hail Elspode, not a beak at all. :notworthy
Ah, all hail Elspode, not a beak at all. :notworthy
I wish I was that insightful, but really, I'd just read what Corwin and others had said.
Sure is easy to see why people were freaked, though. It is a scary looking sumbitch.
Can you imagine how disgusting it must be when that guy has a cold?
Gee thanks for that mental image Clod.
Think of how he could decimate a big ol' pile o' coke. :rolleyes:
Think of how he could decimate a big ol' pile o' coke. :rolleyes:
Shotgun coke?
A complete story without words. You got to love it.
http://craigblonde.com/?p=8Well, they got it drunk, right?
Cool! This means that Merc and Bruce will now be my sex slaves!
(now that pigs fly, that is.) lol!!!
Cool! This means that Merc and Bruce will now be my sex slaves!
(now that pigs fly, that is.) lol!!!
I should be so lucky!:eyebrow:
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What the... That's just... Oh Yuck....Eeewwwweeeee!
(But you have to admire his aim)
That chick would *so* be the toast of the slumber party.
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The stuff that NIGHTMARES are made of. Uh. Ew.
I wonder how this effects his fertility.
:eek:
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Good Lord! Someone please hold me if this is what the youth of the future will be! :headshake Its a sad sad world
Re: the title. Thank goodness they weren't on the scrotum of a 35 year old female.
I wonder how this effects his fertility.
I'd suggest that the patient becomes sterile. The testes need to be kept at a temperature of 94 degrees F. Any more or less and sperm die. That's why normal scrotums (scroti?) hang lower or higher depending on the ambient temperature. The skin graft will not be as flexible and therefore the testes will be kept too close to the body core and therefore too warm. The skin graft is for cosmetic reasons, apparently.
I should be so lucky!:eyebrow:
Fly on out here and you WILL be so lucky. lol!!!
We've had this turtle one before. Apparently they get put in the fridge to hibernate or something or other.
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Apparently it's red wine with meat, white with fish AND turtles.
We've had this turtle one before. Apparently they get put in the fridge to hibernate or something or other.
Sorry about that. I didn't remember seeing it before. Here's a different pic that hopefully is new to the group:
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lol...nice. Imagine how that'd feel though. Yucko.
I didn't mind seeing the turtle one again. I thought it was interesting what I learned the last time it was here.
You're right Ali, might have been an IOtD, I remember the discussion about why she was doing this.
So what's the big deal with the dead guy with snails on his face?
Guess he doesn't chew gum much.
In 1980, if you had this setup, you were pimpin'. From the shitty pressboard furniture that only fits one TV, bottom vents (people! heat rises), and would you really believe that top-loading VCR didn't have a remote? And I think it was barely programmable if at all?
Bottom vents look like stero speaker boxes to me.
VCRs in 1980? I remember my friend's family having some monstrosity that played these giant discs, but I don't remember anyone having a VCR or cassettes to fit. They didn't record either. That contraption must have been way high dollar in its day!
I think those are the speakers -
Can't be, TV was not stereo in the day.
Can't be, TV was not stereo in the day.
??
I remember seeing TV consoles in stores when i was a kid that had 2 speakers built into it.
One was solid mahogony, about 8 feet long and cost $10,000.00. And this was around 1975 or so.
They might have, if the unit was to be used along with other equipment. But it didn't matter, TV broadcasts were not generally in stereo until the mid to late 80s.
Great invention if you want to film the red sea
Can't be, TV was not stereo in the day.
They were "double mono"
Are you my mummy?
(any fans of the Doctor out there? anyone?)
Are you my mummy?
:D
And Dana is such a big Who fan she can actually infect other people with it at 5 paces.
I just finished the entire new series (ninth and tenth docs), as well as the first season and a half of Torchwood and... about half the FIRST first season of Doctor Who.
I'm a faaaaaaan.
Lego Cthulhu for the win!
Cthulhu for President!
When you're tired of voting for the lesser of two evils!
:D
And Dana is such a big Who fan she can actually infect other people with it at 5 paces.
A little off topic, not so much WTF as cool, but
my friend just took this a couple days ago at Otakon:
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Draggin' 'em since 1928....
Hung Farlow! That's my cousin.
wtf?
Apparently this is from the very top of the Empire State Building, which would make it a shade under 1,500 ft up. Techs doing some antenna work. :mg:
Bigwoody - I love it. A real what the fuck. Not an mog I need to wash my eyes!
Although I admit liking the Empire State pic - it just makes me shudder a bit.
Shove those bills where the sun don't shine!
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For a split second I thought that was real. I mean as in a "Living Statue" of the type that blight our towns, standing still for spare change.
Apart from the discrepancy in size between man and bike I have to say it's very well done. Good find. And who wouldn't like to shove junkmail up someone's arse?
Reminds me of the Family Guy FCC song... "I can think of quite another place / They should have stuck it first!"
OK, I admit I'm out of the mainstream - I live in China - but what the fuck is this? Who is this guy, and why is there a Bond poster of him?
OK, I admit I'm out of the mainstream - I live in China - but what the fuck is this? Who is this guy, and why is there a Bond poster of him?
This is the best explanation I can find.
Right, to explain further Mayor --
It's recently been a practical internet joke to trick people into clicking on a link, which is a YouTube video of Rick Astley's 80s song "Never Gonna Give You Up". The practice has become widespread in certain parts of the net and so it is on the tail end of its existence as a part of internet culture. glatt shows one example of how the link is used. The practice is called "Rickrolling".
The joke is now extended, and made funny again, by "remixing it" in interesting ways, such as the 007 poster, and now this:
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The humor in Rickrolling is somewhat sophisticated. The song is annoying enough and corny enough to be undesirable to suddenly find one's self listening to it. It's probably not a song one would voluntarily sit through. At the same time, it's not unpleasant, and people can tolerate being Rickrolled multiple times while still finding it funny.
The problem with this post, however, is that any humor is ruined by explanation.
But the post is entirely redeemed by the Obama-Rickroll. I hadn't seen that. Friggin' hysterical.
OMG that Obama Rickroll was FANTASTIC and freaking BRILLIANT! I had not seen that one before!
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/cht/654534964.htmlDEFINITELY NSFW and DEFINITELY NOT SUITABLE FOR ANYONE WITH A WEAK STOMACH:
(In fact, this gave me nightmares!)
http://www.ispub.com/ostia/index.php?xmlFilePath=journals/ijs/vol9n1/scrotum.xml Right, to explain further Mayor --
It's recently been a practical internet joke to trick people into clicking on a link, which is a YouTube video of Rick Astley's 80s song "Never Gonna Give You Up". The practice has become widespread in certain parts of the net and so it is on the tail end of its existence as a part of internet culture. glatt shows one example of how the link is used. The practice is called "Rickrolling".
The joke is now extended, and made funny again, by "remixing it" in interesting ways, such as the 007 poster, and now this:
[youtube]OBghD0XBN5M[/youtube]
The humor in Rickrolling is somewhat sophisticated. The song is annoying enough and corny enough to be undesirable to suddenly find one's self listening to it. It's probably not a song one would voluntarily sit through. At the same time, it's not unpleasant, and people can tolerate being Rickrolled multiple times while still finding it funny.
The problem with this post, however, is that any humor is ruined by explanation.
Dough! Thanks, I didn't recognize him. And Glatt, thanks for the experience! I never thought I'd be rickrolled! (I feel like I want to take a shower now)...
Maine Coon, anyone? :eyebrow:
I've got one of these, but he's not -nearly- as big.
The joke is now extended, and made funny again, by "remixing it" in interesting ways, such as the 007 poster, and now this:
This was my favorite remix was the mash-up with Fresh Prince.
oh. my. god.
Talk about threading the needle. Haven't seen anything like that before, and I don't think I will again. Holy hell that's cool. Thanks for sharing. :D
I've seen that before, and I've come to the conclusion that he actually hits the rear end of the white car. You can see it fishtail out and adjust back into place. Not that it makes it any less amazing that the people in that dark minivan weren't T-boned to death. Hooray for quick braking reflexes.
Not sure if anybody's seen this before. I always chuckle at this one.
DEFINITELY NSFW and DEFINITELY NOT SUITABLE FOR ANYONE WITH A WEAK STOMACH:
(In fact, this gave me nightmares!)
http://www.ispub.com/ostia/index.php?xmlFilePath=journals/ijs/vol9n1/scrotum.xml
So, Impress, do you have a recipe to go with that?
@the car thing:
I live in asia. You gotta do better than that to impress me, bub. We call that the bus ride to school, here.
So, Impress, do you have a recipe to go with that?
I just threw up a little at the very thought.
Now I know where Peter Gabriel got the idea of the Slipperman...
Yeah? I don't get it.?
What's not to get? She left him after he said he drank beer to make her look pretty. It's a variation of the, "My wife/girlfriend/etc made me choose between her and beer (fishing/hunting/diving/etc). I'm going to miss her."
Brad Paisley even made a song out of it.
What's not to get? She left him after he said he drank beer to make her look pretty. It's a variation of the, "My wife/girlfriend/etc made me choose between her and beer (fishing/hunting/diving/etc). I'm going to miss her."
It's a joke. The choice is so obvious, he doesn't see the humor in the original piece.
At least, that's the way I took it.
If I really wanted to be obnoxious, I'd reply... I still don't get it.. why would beer make the woman look good???
You never heard of
beer goggles?
Yeah...I was going to ask that very same thing Bruce.
Coincidently, I just saw this at LiveScience.com
For the first time, scientists have proven that "beer goggles" are real — other people really do look more attractive to us if we have been drinking.
Surprisingly, the beer goggles effect was not limited to just the opposite sex among the ostensibly straight volunteers recruited for the study — they also rated people from their own sex as more attractive.
Scientists in England gave 84 heterosexual college students chilled lime-flavored drinks that were either non-alcoholic or given a dose of vodka equivalent in alcohol to a large glass of wine or a pint-and-a-half of beer.
After 15 minutes, the volunteers were shown photos of 40 other college students from both sexes. Both men and women who drank booze found these faces more attractive, "a roughly 10 percent increase in ratings of attractiveness," said researcher Marcus Munafo, an experimental psychologist at the University of Bristol in England.
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So drinking beer can turn you gay??
So drinking beer can turn you gay??
No. But it sure makes it easier to make you straight boys more willing. LOL!!!
Think of it as beer GAYggling.
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BIG GAY FAG:
Sheldon, you don't look Jewish.
I don't get it... why is that a WTF image?
Yeah.
The Riddler is in the next Batman™.
What's the WTF?
Is it the Zodiac-type letter in the corner?
Sheldon, you don't look Jewish.
I can prove it if you want to stop by. ;-)
I can prove it if you want to stop by. ;-)
I'll be bi in the morning.
It's a WTF image because it's a fake. But it's a very nice-looking fake.
Oh, very well. Have this one instead.
How come Jesus is not riding on the zebra's back?
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Reminded me of
this Youtube video (linked & not embedded because it's mildly NSFW)
Damn. You made me go back and watch the first spanking scene from Secretary. Mm-mmmmmmm. Not included here as it's just erotic rather than WTF.
Where ever did you see that sign?
I want one.
The Wife and I watched Secretary a couple of months ago.
She really got into it.
I now have a sturdier desk.....
Selene is a big James Spader fan, and that is her favorite Spader film.
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I went to the website and still say WTF.
http://www.humancalendar.com/
I went to the website and still say WTF.
http://www.humancalendar.com/
I can't help it, but every time I look at this, the theme from
The Brady Bunch keeps popping into my head....
Did you read his little note about the calender? That was his inspiration, it seems. Cool idea, now I want one with only naked ladies.
Huh? Nuclear bombs produce thousands of tiny boobies?
Huh? Nuclear bombs produce thousands of tiny boobies?
[reconsiders anti-nuclear stance]
[decides I don't want them running around unsupervised (which is why I always keep a close I on 'em)]
P.S. Tora means tiger. "Tora tora tora" was the codeword/signal to attack pearl harbour... which doesn't really explain away the WTFedness.
The calendar reminds me of this one.
http://yugop.com/ver3/stuff/03/fla.html
I agree, for maximum effect, naked people would be needed. （Ｉｄｅａｌｌｙ，　ｔｈｅｒｅ　ｗｏｕｌｄ　ｂｅ　ａ　ｃｈｅｃｋｂｏｘ　ｔｏ　ｓｐｅｃｉｆｙ　ｔｈｅ　ｐｒｅｆｅｒｒｅｄ　ｇｅｎｄｅｒ　ｍｉｘ．）
yes, guy, guy, YES, yes, maybe, no, guy...
Bad eyebrows crack me up:
Eyebrows?
In the case of the women, I usually don't get that far up.
Eyebrows?
In the case of the women, I usually don't get that far up.
You don't even look at her forehead when you're crushing your beer cans?
if the first chick has bad eyebrows, I'm in trouble. :eyebrow:
I think the first chick is pretty cute
He's not wearing a hat:
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I just got this in an e-mail a few minutes ago:
I just had this flashback to jury duty, when we went into the courtroom for jury selection, and the bailiffs told the guys with baseball caps to take them off.
That map is so wrong - the best is right there at that lil spot! Don't you doubt it for a sec. Don't believe me - just take a close look at some of their policies - hell they gotta be stoned to think 1/2 that shits a good plan.
Shouldn't all those "Drug Free School Zones" be colored in red?
It's just a love-bite! :love:
What weighs 600 pounds and does 0-60mph in less than one second?
Need a clue? It eats government scientists and minivans for lunch.
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YodaWhat weighs 600 pounds and does 0-60mph in less than one second?
Need a clue? It eats government scientists and minivans for lunch.
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I quote my wise old ancestor again. A fool and his motorcycle* are soon parted.
*Insert skateboard, snowmobile etc.
I went to the website and still say WTF.
http://www.humancalendar.com/
So this is a to do list?
Things You Should Not Google:
"Horse Cock"
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Or, as some Ohioans might sing:
Don't cry for me, I'm from
Xenia.
Q. Where can you find batman sperm?
A. Dick
I've been watching that guy with the glass for about 20 minutes. What does he, eventually, do?
That isn't wtf it is just good
Looks similar to this
30 inch, 6mp PACS display.
As long as we're on a monitor theme...
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Must have been looking at some pretty hot porn.
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Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure? Must have!
Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure? Must have!
Ask and ye shall receive.Last night, I was looking at the local school district's website, and I got sidetracked into our kindergarten's webpage.
It turns out they regularly upload artwork created by the kids on the class computer. Each drawing had a theme for them to follow, and I stumbled upon this one from last Thanksgiving...
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Does Emily see her counselor often? Or perhaps her folks are professional stormchasers?
Prolly carpenter dad and trailer financing mom.
An actual poster I saw on the Metro this morning. It's for a technical school.
lmao
wtf exactly DOES Jeremiah do in his spare time? Play dress-up and run around the forest killing things? Jeremiah looks like a putz.
thanks for that site, BigV...great stuff.
Jeremiah has the moves perfected for when he goes postal at work.
What they meant to say was, "Are you a big live-action RPG nerd who lives in your mom's basement? Hey guess what, your mom told us she wants you to move out, so we're here to help. Believe it or not, work is just like one big roleplaying game, we promise. You get to choose your skillset, wear +1 ties of professionalism, and move around the cubicles leveling up until you get a promotion!"
Jeremiah is a Ninja. Being a computer nerd is only a secret-identity cover for his real job as a crimefighting ninja superhero.
That's the pastiest lookin' ninja I ever saw!
they don't usually come out during the daylight.
Ninja? FAIL!
Seriously, he has the complexion of a grubworm.
did he just get shot in the stomach?:thepain:
No shit get that girl a SAMMICH !!!
I didn't know Auschwitz was located on the French coast...
Its the scenic Biafran Riviera.
There's this totally fucked up part of me that wants to buy into their warped self image and ridicule them for being fat.
"Hey you tub of lard, put some clothes on, who wants to look at you?" etc.
I know I shall roast in hell, and I've never done it, but it's like one of those almost uncontrollable urges where I am literally biting my cheeks to keep from speaking.
It's "the burgundy loaf"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fi5PFI3rMTQ
Mr. Show (awesome)
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=332_1220631901
Sorry it's a link..
When I try to embed it here, all I get is the code. Is there a trick on this board for getting that to work?
Not HTML supported here, it's a security risk. So only YouTubers can be embedded and that only with the bbcode for it.
That is only unusual if you've never been to a Pagan festival.
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WTF's his email addy? And when did he start wearing ties, fer chrissakes?
One down, two to go... now we just need some rum and a whip.
One down, two to go... now we just need some rum and....
tobacco ('baccy)
Jebus has the world's biggest keyboard.
Also, if he works in a cubicle, how come he's always free to chat? Jebus is a slacker.
I bet he won't forget to salute the Rear Admiral ever again!
I always wondered where the phrase Swab the POOP deck came from !!!
i try not to judge the poster by the pictures they upload, but this makes me just a little nervous about the kind of websites you're visiting UT.:thepain:
I want to be a shepherd!!
Hell with that, I want to be a wolf!
What's really freaky is that I know a woman who looks exactly exactly the one in front and the woman I know is apt to get involved in something like being in a picture like that.
you mean she is a furry? that's a very "interesting" subculture
you mean she is a furry? that's a very "interesting" subculture
No she's just a bit odd.
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That's the one flaw with the whole "when you die you get 72 virgins."
What they fail to point out is you get 72 DEAD virgins.
just going for a drive Officer !!
It's a Segway v0.2, officer.
What is Evel Knievel doing with the bumper car up there?
I don't see what's WTF about it.
The dude in the shorts had a great idea for an alternative electric city vehicle and the cycle guy and the cops stopped him to see what his maximum travel distance is.
Those look like campus cops.
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This is so WTF on *so* many levels, I'm freaking speechless.
That's the one flaw with the whole "when you die you get 72 virgins."
What they fail to point out is you get 72 DEAD virgins.
What they fail to tell them is they are all men.
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This is so WTF on *so* many levels, I'm freaking speechless.
"bohemian rhapsody" on butt kazoo is what sent it over the top for me.
A true WTF bit of architecture, this is a television tower in Prague.
The structure itself is fugly, but if you look closely, you will see
that there are figurines that seem to be scaling the sides of the structure.
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If that weren't WTFish enough, get a load of
the closeup of the baby!
This is truly the stuff of nightmares:
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More pictures and information through this link. Ahem
My apologies. I never saw that thread. This is the only thread I view on cellar. *slinks away, licking wounds*
Well you better broaden your horizons - check out some other stuff and meet some folks.
Well you better broaden your horizons - check out some other stuff and meet some folks.
Or else the building babies will get you! :eek:
Impress, many thanks for the sterling work you do in this thread - you've been name-checked in the "What's Making Me Happy Today" thread just for doing this.
But do check some of the others out. Even if it is only IoTD (as you seem to be visually motivated). You might find you enjoy it, and you are already a welcomed member of the community.
impress is the new John.
Just kidding, John. You're the king. But impress is good, too.
But impress' signature file is irritating, so John would win even if his content weren't more prolific to begin with.
Heh. I used to watch the IOTD page, too, but stopped, a while back. I was trying to cut down on the amount of time I spend surfing.
If I gave a crap, I'd give it to you.
Is that for me? You should know it isn't the content that makes a signature annoying, it's the centering and bolding. But the smaller font at least is appreciated. :)
Is that for me? You should know it isn't the content that makes a signature annoying, it's the centering and bolding. But the smaller font at least is appreciated. :)
Wow. I didn't change the font or the size, but I appreciating learning exactly how petty some complaints can be.
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We do a variation of this for Halloween.. with an actual head ;)
Get a large cardboard box, cut a hole big enough for a head to get through. Get a large, black plastic table cloth and drape it over the box, and cut a hole in the same place. Put on some rad dead guy make-up, fashion a crude cardboard & tinfoil platter, sit inside the box with your head sticking out (lawn chair is nice), place the platter around your neck and fill it up with candy. Wait for the kids to come. If you're familiar with the neighbors, you can also cut two slits in the table cloth for your hands. Shoot them out and yell "ONLY TAKE ONE!!!!!" and grab the kids for half a second.
The patented, head on a platter.
Good times.
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Aunt Jemima and Mrs. Butterworth are going to be bitch slapping each other, fighting over the new guy on the block.
Flint are you trying to tempt Drax back by pretending to be 14 year old girl?
I wonder if he lurks here...
Me too - I thought he was harmless enough though.
He was harmless, to us. It's a shame he was his own worst enemy. :(
I bet his parents are really proud of him... :rolleyes:
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Courtesy of Hurricane Ike. *cue Monty Python sound effect ... "Bring out yer dead!" *
Another from Ike:
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Can someone explain to me how water can do this? How can water not only shift stones weighing hundreds of pounds but bring up caskets buried six feet under as well? It boggles my mind.
Can someone explain to me how water can do this? How can water not only shift stones weighing hundreds of pounds but bring up caskets buried six feet under as well? It boggles my mind.
The caskets are sealed and they have air inside, so they float. Probably some water pressure underneath them as well.
They're not six feet under, they're in the concrete vaults which are partially above ground. The water table is too high to dig any deeper. In New Orleans they're above ground.
Okay, I understand now that the caskets aren't deep in the earth. And I also now understand that some caskets are airtight, which would cause bouyancy in flood conditions. But it still is amazing to me that water, nonpressurized, can lift entire vaults out of the ground. The National Guard was called in to retrieve an entire vault that floated onto a nearby road. The vaults themselves weigh hundreds of pounds empty. Some of the vaults were displaced with the casket still inside, which weighs an additional hundred pounds or so (not including the corpse)! That kind of force by mere water still boggles my brain.
I can't help but feel horrified for the families of the deceased. They probably have homes that have been flooded if not lost completely, and now this, too. I'm sure they (like most Americans) don't have the financial resources to handle the home, much less the grave.
Yikes.
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Classicman, the picture is small, and my eyes ain't what they used to be, so please edumacate me...is that piss coming out of the back of the uniform of #94?
Battle and cruise ships float too as well as aircraft carriers.
It is distressing to see a tragedy like this happen tho. My prayers go out to those who were/are affected.
Classicman, the picture is small, and my eyes ain't what they used to be, so please edumacate me...is that piss coming out of the back of the uniform of #94?
Seconded - 'splain please!
I guess you' have to say its a Philly thing - The Eagles and the Cowboys, two rivals played football last night. Donovan McNabb, the Eagles QB was sacked late in the game while trying to come back from behind. It was another incredibly stupid play by a pretty talented guy.
Short answer - yeh that's pee. lol
He did that on purpose, so they would get cocky and let their guard down. :lol2:
Okay, I understand now that the caskets aren't deep in the earth. And I also now understand that some caskets are airtight, which would cause bouyancy in flood conditions. But it still is amazing to me that water, nonpressurized, can lift entire vaults out of the ground. The National Guard was called in to retrieve an entire vault that floated onto a nearby road. The vaults themselves weigh hundreds of pounds empty. Some of the vaults were displaced with the casket still inside, which weighs an additional hundred pounds or so (not including the corpse)! That kind of force by mere water still boggles my brain.
I can't help but feel horrified for the families of the deceased. They probably have homes that have been flooded if not lost completely, and now this, too. I'm sure they (like most Americans) don't have the financial resources to handle the home, much less the grave.
Yikes.
How much do you think this weighs?
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e7/Concrete_boat_Kjell.jpg
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Concrete_shipexcellent post, mercy.
water is *heavy* folks.
Yeah. I was going to mention the concrete ships but it was too much work. Anyway, I love
this picture from Merc's link.
Flint, #5527 (guy ''surfing'' the wave at the shorewalk, Ike-related, I assume), do you by any chance still have the link to original source at hand?
Thanks,
Flint, #5527 (guy ''surfing'' the wave at the shorewalk, Ike-related, I assume), do you by any chance still have the link to original source at hand?
Thanks,
Sorry, no, I got it from
eBaum's World (which, I'm sure, is not the original source).
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That goes so well with your signature!!
I may be in :joylove: love.
Flint, #5527 (guy ''surfing'' the wave at the shorewalk, Ike-related, I assume), do you by any chance still have the link to original source at hand?
Thanks,
I saw the same picture at CNN.com the other day. It was Ike. Can't find it now.
The latest in WTFootwear:
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"Hey! I can see my house from here!"
ooh look, so can I!
...hey, let's make a cellar village!
the Grover killer, I love it!
You'd build there???!!! Are you nuts?
Oh wait, hundreds of people did. Nah, couldn't see this one coming, could we?
You'd build there???!!! Are you nuts?
Oh wait, hundreds of people did.
But the price was right!
Wouldn't cookie monsters blood be more brown than red?
#5563 is the result of earthquake, i bet.
Awwww...they're making a baby terminator.
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And after they fucked, he Termin Ate Her.
Here you go, monster:
The people whose houses survived are actually the unlucky ones..
http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/weather/09/19/ike.beach.houses.ap/index.html
John, of everything you've ever posted to this thread, this may be my personal favorite. EVER. Well done, sir.
That is so wrong on so many levels, its more than frighting.
Ronald McDonald pleasuring himself while on acid? You only have to wait about 6-10 seconds before he's got his mouth gaping open and he's being rather, um, rhythmic.
YOU be the judge.
Well, that ought to take care of any questions about where the special sauce comes from on the Big Mac, anyway.
escape dog
http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=33730
That's one tough and very smart dog. You'd think that the chicken wire/chain link/whatever would hurt its feet, but the determination to get out must overpower any discomfort. That dog's got moxie.
Repeat after me.
By Chana | September 12, 2008
“I will not complain about my job. I will not whine nor will I express my personal disdain to my associates, affiliates or supervisor. Today, I will be thankful for every irritation, distraction, and challenge.”
What the yum?
Photograph by Zach Behrens/LAist from the Gothamist
Looks like someone poured Whiz over whatever it was that was clogging their drain...
Looks really shopped top me - the shadows don't even line up ight
That is so wrong on so many levels, its more than frighting.
You're right -- she clearly needs a shorter butt-stock, and that color....
nope, its real, here are more photos...
notice how the fries are actually stuck together in a brick shape, oh wow.
I'm still not buyin it. :)
I'm not complainin or have an issue, but you might need to know there is a thread for WTF pics that are a bit...naked.
http://cellar.org/showthread.php?t=10047I moved it.
Thank you, and I apologize.
This one is considerably tamer:
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Thank you, and I apologize.
No reason to I don't think, you didn't know. But either way your forgiven, and thank you for all the great entertainment. :)
What the yum?
Now you see why my profile says "Beware of potatoes."
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I believe we've found Grampa's teeth...
Woman goes insane in the library.
I think she is having some kind of sizer
I think she is having some kind of sizer
Like a super sizer.
I really want those cheese fries.
I wouldn't want more than a bite it's true, but I really want that bite.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Yummy yummy yum.
Best go home.
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Does she really think nobody will notice her sneaking the medicine balls out of the gym?
No, a gym doesn't have stools like that. She's stealing pony kegs.
The white stool above her knees pissed itself.
The white stool above her knees pissed itself.
It was laughing so hard it couldn't help itself. :lol2:
I mean, seriously, is that some form of elephantitis or what?
that's awesome. I love videos of animals spazzing out.
And it was a delayed spaz which is even funnier.
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They sell that gun at Wal-mart, scary.
pretty good photoshop. Took me about 30 seconds before I found a flaw.
One of the walking boards in the pit on the left is missing its shadow where it crosses over the bone.
I get a kick out of this every time I watch it. It's too funny!
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Draggin' 'em since 1928....
That's in Portland where I live. Been there. Very very very tall staircase to get up to the restaurant/bar (hung far low yet its upstairs??) and one night saw a very drunk guy fall all the way down the stairs and then get up - brush himself off and walk away. Bouncer said that was the 4th time he had seen that guy do the exact same thing.
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I *seriously* don't want to wrap my lips around THAT sandwich.
wow...that took a few seconds to see.
wow...that took a few seconds to see.
WTF are you talking about man? My eyes went right to it. Also the only part of the picture in focus.:D
Holy crap - look a little closer to the front.
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That's my impression of how BigV felt at the dentist earlier this week.
I want to smack that girl just for thinking about having that hairdo.
I doubt she thought about it.
YOu know how some people have a "thing" about texture? That hairdo triggers mine, and makes my tummy hurt! :lol:
I want to smack that girl just for thinking about having that hairdo.
I'd pay to see a video of that.
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Trying to teach Sarah Palin to hold her tongue.
Its J-lo and her hair was shopped
Oh. My. God.
Must... find... eye... bleach...
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That, Crimson Ghost, is Japanese TV, except that they're just warming up. They'll probably be showing how to wrestle an octopus pretty soon.
That, Crimson Ghost, is Japanese TV, except that they're just warming up. They'll probably be showing how to wrestle an octopus pretty soon.
One can only hope that the standard anime practice of tentacle rape would soon follow.
One can only hope that the standard anime practice of tentacle rape would soon follow.
"Who would win?"
"The American television viewing public."
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That thing can blend hadrons. Actually some of the stuff he blends is pretty cool, like the glow sticks. At the end he turns out the lights and pretends to drink them and his skeleton glows. I showed a friend the video and his first response was to go and buy one of the things.
They sell that gun at Wal-mart, scary.
It's a Cricket. It's made here in Pennsylvania. Buy Keystone State!
It's cute. It's pink. How can it be anything but cute?
That last one took me a minute to get. Very funny.
That last one took me a minute to get. Very funny.
Well, the rat's unhappy because of the empty turtle shells, but what have the other characters got to do with it?
The rat is Splinter, the woman is April Meyers, and the hockey mask dude is Casey Jones--all characters from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
The guy on the left is Mario from Super Mario Bros. In this videogame (which is completely unrelated to TMNT,) Mario occasionally jumps on top of some turtle-style bad guys and kills them, leaving an empty shell.
Notice the blue tie around the shell--it's Leonardo, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle who used samurai swords. Mario is very apologetic that he accidentally jumped on top of him and killed him.
Also, he must have been headed underground for "level two" --but didn't know that the TMN Turtles lived in the sewer.
Oh, ok... I'm out of the loop. :biglaugha But I did know the turtles lived, or at least traveled, the sewers.
And in the early comic books were Verry Blood lusty kind of guys , Lots of slicen and dicen !!!!!
Thank freaking Ghod I'm not the only one who didn't have a clue. I mean, I figured out that the dead turtles were TMNT, but I didn't get any of the other stuff. I must be too old.
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Discount super store?! Like Costco?
I guess when you need more than one casket,
you go to Funeral Emporium and get them
already shrink wrapped in pairs.
And don't forget that amazing special on
12 packs of shrouds!
I shudder to think, though, about the
tasting samples....
Thank freaking Ghod I'm not the only one who didn't have a clue. I mean, I figured out that the dead turtles were TMNT, but I didn't get any of the other stuff. I must be too old.
I noticed the different colored sashes on the shells, but I didn't make the TMNT connection.
Actually, Costco sells caskets!
I know a guy who used to drive a hearse (as a personal vehicle) and he went out and bought a casket (scratch and dent, $400) to put in the back.
Never got a ticket....
I know a guy that drives a hearse as a personal vehicle. Lives right around the corner from me. My son was interested in buying it and asked me if he could park it in my driveway or in front of the house.
I said...newp! :headshake
The rat is Splinter, the woman is April Meyers, and the hockey mask dude is Casey Jones--all characters from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
The guy on the left is Mario from Super Mario Bros. In this videogame (which is completely unrelated to TMNT,) Mario occasionally jumps on top of some turtle-style bad guys and kills them, leaving an empty shell.
Notice the blue tie around the shell--it's Leonardo, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle who used samurai swords. Mario is very apologetic that he accidentally jumped on top of him and killed him.
It was a massacre -- notice the remains of Raphael (Red) and Michelangelo (Orange) in the background.
April O'Neil, not April Meyers. But yes!
I think the character choices were pretty good.
I guess reaching puberty CAN be shocking:
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"If you're going to just sit on that laptop and look at porn all the time, you can just go outside and do it!"
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"I see the bag, but only one pipe."
... or go for the Pirelli of coffins
Ref 5676 - that's Bill Oddie!
"If you're going to look at birds all the time, you can just go outside and do it!"
Nothing.Wait till you see him dress that deer.
AKA, in the US, as vaginal rejuvenation.
http://www.drmatlock.com/AKA, in the US, as vaginal rejuvenation.
I dunno, maybe it's because I'm of the female persuasion, but having ANYone whose name is "Mister" work on my girlie parts gives me the heebie jeebies.
WTF? Centaurs don't know how to use apostrophes? That's insane!
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You gotta be one tough guy to wear muttonchops and a bunny tattoo.
WTF? Centaur's don't know how to use apostrophe's? That's insane!
Fixed it for you.
You gotta be one tough guy to wear muttonchops and a bunny tattoo.
For a moment there, I thought we were in the What Do You Look Like RFN thread.
Does the Christ the King Maternity Clinic specialise in immaculate artificial insemination?
And shouldn't centaurs know the difference between centaurs and centurions?
Does the Christ the King Maternity Clinic specialise in immaculate artificial insemination?
Goood one.:D
And shouldn't centaurs know the difference between centaurs and centurions?
I wondered that as well.:rolleyes:
That'd go well with a bowl of dick.
AKA, in the US, as vaginal rejuvenation.
http://www.drmatlock.com/
Well, after viewing the gallery of before and after pictures of vaginal rejuvenation, I can safely say I'm definitely not gay.
Or hungry.
Ever again.
I think I'll go bleach my eyes out now. I swear, I'll never ever understand what you guys find appealing there. Maybe that's a good thing.
^^^
That was informative.
That'd go well with a bowl of dick.
What wouldn't?!!!
hahaha possible nsfw. no nudity, but close to it
http://view.break.com/577249Got this email a few minutes ago. wondering wtf google saw in the content that made them come up with those side bar ads.
Are blacks still called blacks anyway?
Mountain Dew is spelled wrong too - [grammar Nazi]
twice actually
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The fact that this nutter is sporting a wedding band only goes to prove that there's a lid for every pot.
I fear, however, that they may be a breeding pair.
i clicked the box in the gmail to reply on your post, foot. it doesn't fucking work. I'm that used to gmail's layout.....and I'm apparently impervious to advertising, cuz I don't even see that shit over there in my emails.......much less read it...
She's real all right. Her name is Cathie Jung, heroine to the tight-lacing crowd. Her natural waistline has been reduced to (I believe) 15 inches by constant wearing of tight corsets. She holds the world record for smallest waist (at 70 years old, no less!).
I know a few people in the twenties but that tight, no!
I could do it. But I'm tiny everywhere. Wow. A record I could beat. mmm....I think I'll hold off on that. They probably take weight into account anyway.
I doubt they take weight into account, it's purely a measurement record.
But in order to cinch to that level you have to wear a corset 24/7. It will displace your internal organs and you will have to take it off as slowly as you put it on (over years).
But hey - it's a World Record!
What SG said: I remember reading about women in the pre-civil war era...their organs get squished to parts of the body they are not supposed to be, and it reforms bones. Not unlike Chinese foot binding.
Very very disturbing, to me.
I have found me a new desktop photo.
I doubt they take weight into account, it's purely a measurement record.
But in order to cinch to that level you have to wear a corset 24/7. It will displace your internal organs and you will have to take it off as slowly as you put it on (over years).
But hey - it's a World Record!
Well that sounds like a challenge. If I can get a 15 with my measuring tape I'll post it!
:D
Nevermind. I just got a 22.
Well that sounds like a challenge. If I can get a 15 with my measuring tape I'll post it!
:D
Nevermind. I just got a 22.
Don't do it Cic, you have so much to live for! A wasp waist isn't everything.
A wasp waist is not only not everything, it's nothing.
I mean, a cute little waist is one thing, being cinched to look like a blow-up doll that didn't make it past inspection is another.
Ewwww.
Some of my friends are into that stuff, way into that stuff. I don't give a flying...
They even pierce their backs to tie the strings and pull! Uuuugh....I'm not into it. Can you say flesh corset?
proportions people, proportions. my neck is bigger than 15 inches. ugh.
or, as John would say,
Pictures people, pictures!
I took this one at a local venue, they were getting ready to hang from the ceiling at the club.
A wasp waist is not only not everything, it's nothing.
Shawnee, Shawnee, Shawnee. And from you, too. :sniff:
I just got a .22 A .22? That's why it hurts.
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Well that sounds like a challenge. If I can get a 15 with my measuring tape I'll post it!
:D
Nevermind. I just got a 22.
Don't do it Cic, you have so much to live for! A wasp waist isn't everything.
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Duhhhhhh.
Sorry man, can you ever forgive me?
Maybe just this once. You know what would cheer me though?
Damn those are killer hair-do's!
As I once said in response to some old home movies from the same era.. "Oh, sorry, I thought it was Attack of the Beehive Monsters from Planet Revlon."
OJ's conviction made me remember that I had these two beauties in my collection:
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Well that sounds like a challenge. If I can get a 15 with my measuring tape I'll post it!
:D
Nevermind. I just got a 22.
i got a 19.5 around my neck......18 around my bicep......and......44 around my waist and 55 chest! oh ...i'm doomed.
the intarwebs say that if your waist is in excess of 40" you're a fat slob and will be stone dead in a moment.
Do not ƒuck with a dude that has an 18" bicep.
It's disturbing that your bicep is almost as large as my waist.....hmm...I might not double flip you the bird anymore. The Fun's over.
:(
Hulk Hogan was always on about his 24" pythons.....
A steak? No, no thanks, I'd rather eat some animal's junk. :headshake
Okay, UT, I'm a girl and -I- flinched at that cookbook. Way to go! :D
Just saw Impress' extreme corseting picture... in response, as an avid corseter myself, yes. It takes YEARS to train one's body to be able to wear a corset that tight. And YES, it displaces internal organs. BUT if done properly, the actual skeletal structure is not compromised, and the body can still function properly. Personally, not a fan of extreme corseting; I'm not attracted to that kind of a thing. But, there is a subculture... as there is for almost everything!
Graphic pic of grandma running over a dude and seeming oblivious.
Do Not Open if you are a sensitive prick. Only for insensitive pricks.
http://fukung.net/v/4838/1174667848020.jpgServes him right, for being so rude as to get in the way, when she's running the light. Damn whippersnapper, get off my hood. ;)
If the driver in the car on the left had enough time to get his hands up to his face, that woman is a liability. Throw the book at her.
And the suitcase.
Graphic pic of grandma running over a dude and seeming oblivious.
Speaking of sweet little old ladies, here's another:
Ebay feedback:
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I've seen that feedback before???
Yep. Definitely sitting here scratching my head and saying WTF?! over that one...
Speaking of sweet little old ladies, here's another:
Dozy old dingbat, Nazi swastikas bend to the right as they come out!
(I guess she could be Jewish or Buddhist, they use left-bending swastikas. That spoils the humour. And she has got a few right. And she could just turn them over. Ahh, forget it.)
If you google that line of feedback it directs you to his ebay handle where you can check out his other, equally quirky, feedbacks.
If you google that line of feedback it directs you to his ebay handle where you can check out his other, equally quirky, feedbacks.
Thank you for this suggestion. Here are some of the choicest morsels:
[LIST]
[*]JJ from good Times called. He said this sale was DY-NO-MITE!
[*]Sale was so fine it could make the Pope jump thru a stained-glass window.
[*]This sale was smoother than a Exlax induced bowel movement. Thats an A+ to me!
[*]You can breakdance on my cardboard anytime!
[*]You put the Kool in Kool-Aid. Recommended! A++++
[*]If we were fighting for the same girl, I'd take sloppy seconds. A+ Ebayer! [/LIST]
I *do* like this guy's style and creativity!
#5750 is so cool
I'd love to have a picture of myself like that!
I don't like candy sprinkles.
But I could be convinced.
I'd consider eating every one of those sprinkles but I need to see what is below her neck before I commit.
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you know, there's a NSFW WTF thread that you can use in the future for that kind of post.
I tagged that so a moderator can move it to NSFW.
Believe it or not, scalp collecting is becoming popular again. Prices for old scalps are booming & one guy has even started a business "refurbishing" old scalps with new natural pigment paints & loops.
I tagged that so a moderator can move it to NSFW.
Thank you.
I'm probably going straight to hell for watching this,
but it's like a train wreck...you just GOTTA LOOK:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sJOEOAmJVoI almost made it a whole minute then had to make it stop.
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Jester, I hope that isn't your car. Oh hai!!
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I'm seriously thinking that they could use this for the "Axe" commercials.
I can't help but notice what rudimentary handles those mattocks have. I wonder if they are meant to be semi disposable.
Must be. I was wondering why anyone would leave a perfectly good tool at the scene, let alone 5 of them.
They were the cheapest she could buy and yes they are.
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And just for clarification purposes, I would never do that to a guys car.
Hee.
Yeah, I had a problem with that song "maybe next time he'll think before he cheats."
I have wayyyyyy better ways to get revenge than to fuck up his car. That's so...billy.
Well, I don't really have wayyyyyy better ways but I'll sure give him an angry glance that could, possibly, melt him. ;)
Anyway, the best revenge is to walk away and act like you don't care. The best revenge is to portray back to him how little he must have meant because you're not upset. The best revenge is to be a classier human being than the little chick he's taken up with. And it's free.
Hmm...no one is that stupid are they? An actual photo of committing the crime and then letting it leak onto the internet? Oh jeez.
Being caught and prosecuted is not a deterrent, in a crime of passion. :)
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And just for clarification purposes, I would never do that to a guys car.
That guy deserved it. Look at how he parked!
Such a crime of passion that you have asked your friend to show up at a predetermined time to take the photos? In broad daylight? Maybe she could put it as her account photo on match.com.
Oh I get it. It was her car too and this is her way of getting a new one.
That guy deserved it. Look at how he parked!
totally - it's like he's taking two spaces!
Such a crime of passion that you have asked your friend to show up at a predetermined time to take the photos? In broad daylight? Maybe she could put it as her account photo on match.com
pssst, they got these here new-fangled sale phones, they take pitchers and type and everythin'
;)
But still...why are they taking photos of it? Something to show the grandkids? A reminder for future lovers?
Maybe she's tryin to get job and showin' her "Art skills".
I'm not worried. This only happens to German luxury cars.
Hmm...no one is that stupid are they? An actual photo of committing the crime and then letting it leak onto the internet? Oh jeez.
If they were married it was technically
her car too.
You can't tell who it is;
she's wearing sunglasses;
it could be anybody.
She could be, but, at the same time, there are likely to be only so many people *who have a reason to vandalise that car* who look like that.
Given that subcategory, you're much more likely to find your suspect.
And, since this is the pictures thread, here is a duck savaging Kal Penn:
"I'm looking into your eyes and we're having a soul connection right nowwwwwww! Shit! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGGGHHH"
Wasn't that duck an IotD?
Cool car pic!
i figure this probably belongs here
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i figure this probably belongs here
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The video isn't working. :yeldead:
ack......i deleted it from youtube!
i'll have to do it over...sorry
Must be. I was wondering why anyone would leave a perfectly good tool at the scene, let alone 5 of them.
Six, by my count.
Look at the back in line with the telephone pole...
I thought we decided 5 was too many?
sure went to a lot of care to obfuscate the license plate.
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And just for clarification purposes, I would never do that to a guys car.
Does this gal think that anyone who uses the Internet will ever ask her out again? "Hey, there's that chick that spray painted the sides of her ex's ride. She must be hot!"
The worst part! I'd tell that bass-tard to get his purse off my car, for sure!
No - having 5 of those things stuck in my Audi is still much worse than some asshole resting his brief on my Toyota or whatever that ugly ass car is.
but I see what ur sayin
Um, yeah, it was humor of comparison.
Am I on a different wavelength than every other human being on earth today?
Wasn't sure if this should go here or humor thread.
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Um, yeah, it was humor of comparison.
Am I on a different wavelength than every other human being on earth today?
Sorry. That's my fault. I'll stop now.
He sells a lot of cans to pay for his wireless.
No need. He lives out back of the Starbucks.
Yes, and there's a guy in the Starbucks saying, "I only left it for two minutes to go to the bathroom. I didn't think anyone would take it."
You'd have to be nuts to wear a shirt like that - or a dick - or perhaps both. :)
310-358-1703
Isn't that Rosie O'Donnells cell number?
310-358-1703
Isn't that Rosie O'Donnells cell number?
Okay, I just threw up a little. :vomitblu:
I'm still shivering and dry heaving from that visual.
lol! "The guy who owned the truck kept beeping his alarm, hoping it would scare it off but I guess (the moose) thought it was the call of the wild.”
.300 Short Action Win Mag for that bag of meat. Let's eat!
Okay, I just threw up a little. :vomitblu:
I'm still shivering and dry heaving from that visual.
Glad I could help.
Back copy: "THE DARK EMPIRE STRIKES BACK!"
Raise your hand if you'd rather be in front of that polar bear than in front of that scary ass dog.
I must have that mug. Love it!
This one isn't so much of a WTF. It's more of a WHY TF?
What's the point of a wedding dress train that's 219 yards long anyway?
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Excess. Everyone wants to be American.
To get your picture in the Cellar!
To get your picture in the Cellar!
That's a motive I could approve of.
It's a wedding. Gotta give all the weeping ladies a place to blow their nose. ;)
Raise your hand if you'd rather be in front of that polar bear than in front of that scary ass dog.
But I have found my new avatar! :D
That little monster reminds me of a story a veterinarian friend told about the time he was trying to vaccinate a pet monkey and the monkey grabbed the syringe. Then the fun began!
Here you go, then.
Kick. Ass.
Thanks!!
She doesn't want to get undressed for a couple more months? :)
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"Don't piss here or we'll cut your balls off."
This one isn't so much of a WTF. It's more of a WHY TF?
What's the point of a wedding dress train that's 219 yards long anyway?
Giant Slip-n-slide!
"Of course you'll bleed if you cut your balls off"
Giant Slip-n-slide!
Now THAT sounds like a fun wedding!
(It also sounds like a fun wedding night.)
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(As a teacher, I desperately need this last one.)
I admit, I don't get the tshirt with the sign language.
I admit, I don't get the tshirt with the sign language.
guessing it says WTF? context.
Oh, that makes sense. (I was trying to come up with something rude having to do with the young lady's chest.)
I'll help you out Steve,
Holy Cats, NICE RACK honey! <-- that oughta do it. ;)
I admit, I don't get the tshirt with the sign language.
Yes, it says "W T F"
No it doesn't.
It says; "Scouts honour, I'll pinch my love-button, and you can toss off".
That's translated from shorthand.
Oh NO. Thats one I would leave the room for.
There's that damn clock spider again. ARGHHHHH
I used to think it was glatt's spider. :lol:
She's just lulling you into a false sense of security before the reveal. I'll do the
reveal for her.
Not really WTF, but very detailed.
From Yes We Carve,
hereNice pumpkin, baybay!
glatt, I cannot click on your link, lest I have nightmares for another whole year!
Giant Slip-n-slide!
I believe that was the Bride's nickname in school.
The people who smash pumpkins and lanterns will be thrilled. :)
Oh, that makes sense. (I was trying to come up with something rude having to do with the young lady's chest.)
I was trying to decipher the signs indicating some kind of hardcore sex act.
What puzzles me most is the microphone.
Is that BACOOOOOOONNNNNNNN????
Looks like rump steak to me.
Apparantly the waitress misunderstood when she asked him what he'd like and he said "A steak would suit me just fine".
And if you're wondering why there aren't any pants, you have to meat me halfway.
And the only size available is medium.
OK, I'm well done now. :-)
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Doctor Satan from
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:lol2:
Got me again, Shel!
Impress, where do you get all these images? You find more WTF stuff than even I do!
Impress, where do you get all these images? You find more WTF stuff than even I do!
*curtsy*
I'm flattered, Brian.:notworthy
Even though there's a Canadian flag in the background, this sign would do quite well here in southern California this week:
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Can bears still shit there?
[SIZE="1"]Crapping is ok[/SIZE], but take your [SIZE="4"]farts[/SIZE] home with you.
That is actually a bloody good idea (if it works).
One cow = 400 litres of methane (mostly belched) per day. Methane is far more powerful as a greenhouse gas than Carbon Dioxide. Better to catch it and burn it as fuel.
It's a rocket-propelled cow.
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I think that last one is a star-nosed mole.
Right, and the first one is a tree-headed horse. :D
Yup, he made an ash of himself.
I've seen other wooden horses, but none like that.
Don't you hate it when you're sitting there drinking from the water fountain and a tree grows up around you?
Hey! I have seen that guy!
THX-1138
---------------- Now playing on XMPlay:
Ashfordaisyak - Leper In A TumbledryerOMG!!! He got molested by a Power Ranger!!!!
or equivelent value in advisement and betterment services
Translation: 20 hours of financial planning advice (no I'm not a certified financial planner, but I took a bookkeeping course at a community college 25 years ago) at my usual rate of $1,000 per hour.
I once woke up to find my housemate's boyfriend fondling my feet. Given that it was dark and he was black I suppose it's not a bad likeness.
He was definitely a foot man, in the weeks before I moved out when I had already finished my job (and was supposed to be packing) he would knock on my door in the afternoon to come downstairs and get stoned with him. Well, he never said that, but I always did because he smoked all the time and I ws a lightweight.
Then, when I was cabbaged, he would massage my feet and paint my toenails. He even invited me out to China with him when he was booked as a DJ in a Western style club for a couple of months. I was tempted. I declined.
And who says the Achilles tendon is a weak spot?
Ohhh, impress, that gave me the WILLIES!! -shudders-
Actually, I kinda like that one.
Dick Van Patten's Hobo Chili for Dogs
I've smelled some bad dog farts in my time.
I sure as hell wouldn't want to be around a chilli-eating dog!
I like the little girl with the dinos.
Except she's just that little bit too Disney for me - smaller eyes and I might even have considered it for a screensaver.
I like the little girl with the dinos.
Except she's just that little bit too Disney for me - smaller eyes and I might even have considered it for a screensaver.
She reminds me of Lilo of Lilo and Stitch.
Dick Van Patten's Hobo Chili for Dogs
As long as we're sharing canned goods:
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As long as we're sharing canned goods:
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Who knew brains were bad for you. I guess that's where the term "fat head" came from.
No offense Sheldon, but I'm not clicking on any link from you that appears to be about monkey meat in the can...
OMG!!! He got molested by a Power Ranger!!!!
Looks like Gort to me.
http://www.gourmandizer.com/ezine/cannedMonkey/
No offense Sheldon, but I'm not clicking on any link from you that appears to be about monkey meat in the can...
It's a really interesting article actually - nothing NSFW about it.
Thanks, Pocky :)
I'm guessing it's supposed to be some kind of spider on steroids... but at first glance, I was thinking it was a brain!!
LJ, tired of Jinx driving a more macho machine than he was, acted boldly...
LJ, tired of Jinx driving a more macho machine than he was, acted boldly...
I didn't know Lj could drive a dick.
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You want fries with that?
Uh oh...Here comes my doggy.....:)
That's Predator. This is Predalien. Predator / Alien hybrid. Also SonofV's Halloween costume choice with $50 mask, paid for with his allowance.
Trick or treat!!
I guess this answers the question of what would a crossbred Alien/Predator look like...but...which one are you, V, and which one is Tink? :eek:
Good question....I'll say I am the teeth. Don't fuck with me...but when you do, I do not use teeth. Or I try not to.
V had long hair for a while so he can have that one.
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Wikipedia is awesome.
We get lots of cicada cases around our yard, but rarely see a live one. I did find a live one this spring and took a bunch of closeup shots of it because I thought the coloring on the live creature was so pretty compared to the dirty crusty case. I'll have to find them and post them in the closeups thread.
If I ever found one in the house though, I'd totally freak. They are huge.
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You want fries with that?
No, but could you please give me the extra large bottle of Lipitor? And a Diet Coke.
i remember a couple years back when the 17-year cicadas came out in maryland
holy SHIT they were everywhere.
i remember a couple years back when the 17-year cicadas came out in maryland
holy SHIT they were everywhere.
That was fun. Loud, though.
a few years ago, STL had an overlap in the 13 & 17 year varieties. It was amazingly loud and stunk like you wouldn't believe when they died.
Wow. Creepy and touching at the same time.
John, where in the hell did you find this? I
LOVE it!
Anyone want to give odds for John and Impress hooking up?
Impress That looks like something from Warhammer.
as a reformed warhammer player, yeah, those are definitely space marines.
Impress That looks like something from Warhammer.
God, I'm freaking old. I have no idea what that is. I've gone so far over the hill I can practically see Russia from my house.
Crispy deep fried Jesus on a pogo stick, I'm middle aged!
Warhammer = table top roleplaying game. I think.
Here's a wtf. Impress is actually an attractive looking woman. How does that grab ya?
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Here's a wtf. Impress is actually an attractive looking woman. How does that grab ya?
Well if John get's his wish, by the balls, I'm guessin'. :-)
Knowing about Warhammer is less about age and more about being in the right (wrong?) company. I know about it for example, my younger brother almost definitely wouldn't.
Not a role playing game. It's a ... uhm .. crap, forgetting the word now. Dice rolling strategy game. Kind of like Risk on crack. They did make an RPG out of it, though, if I'm not mistaken. There's terrain (like model trains use) and distance for weaponry, splash damage, grenades, etc.
I liked a game called Necromunda more. It used smaller 'gangs' instead of the massive armies, but had the same rules and universe.
[pushes glasses fixed with band aid up nose]actually Warhammer was a paper and dice role playing game competitor to Dungeons and Dragons "the limb is severed, death due to shock and blood loss are almost instantaneous" Warhammer 40K is a table top wargame, risk on crack as described[/pushes glasses fixed with band aid up nose]
:2cents:
I'm not sad to know less than you on this.
Well, I feel a little less clueless, thank you all. And thank you for the kind compliment, Cicero.
Okie dokie, another wtf image:
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It's a bunch of people waiting for politicians and the media to tell the truth.
ah, I had Warhammer and Warhammer 40K mixed up. Thank you for the correction. :)
That being said: Warhammer 40K isn't just a "wargame". It's a *collectible* wargame, where you build your own army and you assemble and paint and modify your miniatures.
Seriously. 40K fans who build full armies are *scary*. We're talking hundreds of dollars and *thousands* of hours of work, here.
It's the geek equivalent of people who restore classic cars by hand.
PS: Sorry, I'm married. No hooking up with strange internet people.
Oh yeah. It's not the fact that she has a flag in her ass, it's the fact that it's pink with a cross sign on it.
Song Lyrics
[COLOR="Blue"]IS THAT ALL THERE IS?
Peggy Lee
[SIZE="2"]
SPOKEN:
I remember when I was a very little girl, our house caught on fire.
I'll never forget the look on my father's face as he gathered me up
in his arms and raced through the burning building out to the pavement.
I stood there shivering in my pajamas and watched the whole world go up in flames.
And when it was all over I said to myself, "Is that all there is to a fire"
SUNG:
Is that all there is, is that all there is
If that's all there is my friends, then let's keep dancing
Let's break out the booze and have a ball
If that's all there is
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[/COLOR]I bet the kid was watching the fire and the parent asked her to look at the camera for the picture. She forced a smile, because that's what you do when dad takes your picture. But she didn't feel like smiling, so it came out looking all freaky.
I think she did it. j/k
me too - I looked up evil in the dictionary and that girls pic is there!
"That'll teach them to serve lima beans for dinner."
Satan's daughter. Totally. :)
She's going to hate that picture when she finds it on the internet someday.
I wonder who posted it on the internet on the first place....Here's a better question, who is taking photos of their daughter while their house is burning down?
That might be more evil than the way the photo looks.
It's the neighbor's house, and they are out there gawking and taking pictures. If it was your house on fire, you wouldn't have grabbed your camera on the way out, and you wouldn't be calm enough to take such a perfectly composed shot.
Satan's daughter. Totally. :)
Yep, here's what she scrawled on the bathroom wall:
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That's what I was imagining(glatt)......I also imagined that it wasn't the owner of the house that posted the photos on the internet. I think the whole thing is a bit cruel.
[pushes glasses fixed with band aid up nose]actually Warhammer was a paper and dice role playing game competitor to Dungeons and Dragons "the limb is severed, death due to shock and blood loss are almost instantaneous" Warhammer 40K is a table top wargame, risk on crack as described[/pushes glasses fixed with band aid up nose]
:2cents:
Also - now - you have Warhammer Online that is an MMORPG (massive multiplayer online role playing game). I have it - I also play WoW (World of Warcraft) as well - and yes I'm a girl and there is a pic around here somewhere to prove that.
Some kids just take bad news differently than others
Fidel can't believe he's just been 'mated by a 12 year old kid?
Also - now - you have Warhammer Online that is an MMORPG (massive multiplayer online role playing game). I have it - I also play WoW (World of Warcraft) as well - and yes I'm a girl and there is a pic around here somewhere to prove that.
Oooohhh, another female gamer :D . I play both of those as well as Everquest 1.
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Is that
Che's ghost hovering and sniggering?
Yeah, WTF is it with kids these days?
Basketball boots with a tuxedo, indeed. And their cummerbunds don't match their weapons. No style at all.
Just as a special treat, mind you.
Jeebus. That's so *wrong*.
Isn't there something called "shaking baby syndrome"?
Isn't there something called "shaking baby syndrome"?
Not to mention dislocated joints and fractured bones, torn ligaments and muscle tissues, etc. It's wrong on so many levels.
And also that you should never even lift a baby or child by their arms even if it is easier. As Bri mentioned, the ligament and muscle damage can be tremendous, and it will affect the childs motor functions later in life, particularly if it is as vigorous as that.
Nah, The Chinese are "good ole boys" just like the rest of us. :headshake
Actually, North Koreans have been (cannibals)doing it since what, '98? Funny the article came out of Seoul when the people, right above them, you know....
With the baby video, this came to mind (can't remember where I got it from):
[COLOR="RoyalBlue"]Baby roused its father's ire
By a cold and formal lisp,
So he placed it on the fire
And reduced it to a crisp,
Mother said: Oh, stop a bit,
This is overdoing it.[/COLOR]
Nice!!
Ahh, I see you snuck in and got pictures of my visit to the dentist yesterday afternoon.
Ahh, I see you snuck in and got pictures of my visit to the dentist yesterday afternoon.
That sent shivers....
Thats pretty cool, actually
"Kennedy got Monroe. Clinton got Lewinski. And this is what I get? What the fuck?"
'Shopped...
Too bad, though, as it is probably accurate.
I have a djembe very similar to that one.
I was going to wear that for Halloween, but it wouldn't fit into my minivan.
We represent the Lollipop Guild...
In the spirit of the holiday, I present WTF costumes:
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M-I-C-....-K-E-Y....
M-I-C-....-K-E-Y....
WTF is up with those
fingers? That is freakishly weird.
WTF is up with those fingers? That is freakishly weird.
Yeah. It's the fingers that are weird. Other than that it's a normal picture!
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Oompah, Loompah, Doompity, Doo!
I've got another puzzle for you.
Oompah, Loompah, Doompity, Dee!
If you are wise, you'll listen to me.
All hat....No Cattle.....;)
Can somone tell me what animal #6002 is? Because it fits exactly how I imagine a Billy Bumbler from Stephen King's Dark Tower series!
It's a possum. Fairly good eating, but the meat is a little greasy. I believe ya'll might call it an opossum. It is a marsupial.
Yeah. Possum or Opossum, depending on the region.
It's a possum. Fairly good eating, but the meat is a little greasy. I believe ya'll might call it an opossum. It is a marsupial.
One method of catchin 'em:
:dedhorse:
OT - How many country folks do we have here? I've eaten possum, gator, coon, and beaver (get your minds out of the gutter - LOL). Heck, I've even eaten camel
I'd probably be considered country by most people, but don't really consider myself to be country.
Though I've eaten a few different types of animals, it's because my dad used to hunt a lot and we ate whatever he shot. It mostly all tasted the same to me.
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If they're upside down, shouldn't their skirts be, well, you know....
They aren't upside down, everyone else is.;)
Those guys are looking up their skirts.
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What a dick head!
Is that Daryl Dragon, from "The Captain And Tenniel"?
Pet sweat .... mmmmm ...
Probably a spin off of a popular Japanese drink, Pocari sweat (which is far too sweet for my taste). I preferred Bionic Lifeguard.
The label says the pet sweat contains bantoten (?) and karushium (calcium).
Look at the size of this salmon found in California. WOW
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,446686,00.htmlThat's a lot of smoked salmon. Or salmon patties.
That there is lox on the hoof.
Mmmmm lox.
the man is serious about his cotton candy
the man is serious about his cotton candy
He picked it, he should be happy.
http://www.cellar.org/showthread.php?t=18647&page=2Oh, he's black, that means he picks cotton, and that's FUNNY because he's BLACK and there's COTTON.
You betcha, racist "humour" sure is just so darn HILARIOUS!
Hey TheMercenary: The 1860s called. They miss you and want you to come home.
And now, since this is the pictures thread, have a seal.
Now here's a set up I would love to have! Almost brought a tear to my eye.:D
The gun rack sets off the whole room nicely.
The gun rack[COLOR="Red"]s[/COLOR] sets off the whole room nicely.
Fixed that for ya. ;)
Love the AT 4 and the LOADED 50 cal sitting in the right side of that one. I'm not even going to get into the mini-gun or the SAW
I'm personally appalled at the Gamecube.. ruins the whole thing for me really.
With that arsenal, you could make any damn changes you want. :D
That guy *really* hates spam emails.
I'm personally appalled at the Gamecube.. ruins the whole thing for me really.
I don't see a gamecube.
Three shelves below the mouse, next to the Dreamcast.
"Here I am. Come and eat me!", said the frog.
Frogs are nature's subwoofer.
Is that clam eating that frog?
OMG that is sooooooo gross! IF that clam IS eating that frog and YOU eat clams...omg! am going to vom!
I thought it was a homeless octopus.
Yep. I'm with HLJ. That's a little octopus.
ok, so is that octopus eating the frog?
I'm just sooooo confused now...:(
Its taking a nap after a nice meal.
It's just shy. I guess it needs to come out of its shell.
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I promise you, mom, I'll get the best lawyers money can buy to get you out!!!
I assume post #6062 is St Martin de Porres.
He's a mixed race saint from the 16th century.
In iconography, Martin de Porres is often depicted as a young mulatto friar (he was a Dominican brother, not a priest, as evidenced by the black scapular and capuce he wears, while priests of the Dominican order wear all white) with a broom, since he considered all work to be sacred no matter how menial. He is sometimes shown with a dog, a cat and a mouse, eating in peace from their dish.
Or Obama of course.
I think you're right, Sundae Girl. I once dug into his story (fellow animal lovers are rare) and after writing a paper on it for 'extra credit' was given a statue of him that was very close to that candle's image. I wish I had that statue now! :)
Okay, this is NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART. This is graphic and very disturbing. This is a series of pictures documenting a woman who cuts herself frequently. This is gory and a true WTF.
http://www.documentingreality.com/forum/f10/some-emo-girl-needs-serious-help-11192/Now that is hardcore, but seriously did she die or get any kind of help?
I believe some are fake but funny still
OMG, the falling cow really made me giggle.
I also noticed there's a deer crossing sign on which someone put a red nose. That could be here where I live - someone has gone and put red noses on every single one of them.
that last picture is totally fake. You can't have stars and then sunshine and then city lights all in the same picture.
re: Emo girl cutting self. Her grossnessity is obverious. Now: If " Joan" wants to die ASAP why is she going about it piece-meal? Somebody give her a gun. Will be ASAP.
I'm betting our little "Joan" wants attention ASAP, not death.
Something for the ladies and maybe Sheldon ;)
Can't leave out the rest of the guys
I am not eating this
I did not know they bottled this
and for dessert
:lol: Yep, those are pretty "mini".
Do dinos eat rats? :confused:
OH S123 you have hurt me to my soul!? Rats? Chihuahuas are not rats!:eyebrow:
that last picture is totally fake. You can't have stars and then sunshine and then city lights all in the same picture.
Even if you're taking the picture from a high altitude at sunrise?
I was thinking that myself SP. Maybe from something like a concord jet or even a military jet very high up.
Personally I think it'd be possible to get a shot like that.
OH S123 you have hurt me to my soul!
Be thankful she didn't spit on it.
that last picture is totally fake. You can't have stars and then sunshine and then city lights all in the same picture.
"Oh yeah? What kind of film do you use?" [/mr.show]
that last picture is totally fake. You can't have stars and then sunshine and then city lights all in the same picture.
Looks kinda like lava to me.
I thought it was lava too, but then I wasn't so sure.
I thought it was a forest fire line at first.
You'd need heavy post-processing. (An exposure that shows those stars won't show the stuff in the lower part of the picture.)
JABBERWOCKY
Lewis Carroll[SIZE=+2]
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Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.[/SIZE]
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"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!"
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[SIZE=+2]He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought --
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in thought.
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[SIZE=+2]And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!
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[SIZE=+2]One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.
[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+2]"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.
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`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.
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OH S123 you have hurt me to my soul!? Rats? Chihuahuas are not rats!:eyebrow:
I'm sorry. That was a typo. I meant to say "cats."
Just messin' with you Nirvana. :rolleyes:
Yeah, seriously WTF. Those boots SO don't go with those pants. ;)
This kinda sums up his presidency.
:haha:
Oops, I meant :greenface
This kinda sums up his presidency.
Do you think that idiot had any idea what he was doing?
And how much do you think they all giggled their butts off when they went home that night, saying to their spouses and significant others, "You'd NEVER BELIEVE what I got the President to do on camera!"
Reminds me of this t-shirt from Tshirthell.com:
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That is a group of people from Arizona State University, making the
ASU pitchfork hand sign. [/wetblanket]
This kinda sums up his presidency.
I'm not sorry about their finger.:p
Just in time for Xmas:
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I should get one of those for my gingerbread cookies. lol
I've heard of having a bun in the oven, but that is just plain WRONG!
Again, just in time for you to surprise that special someone, because nothing says "I love you" like dead rodent feet:
"This is a pair of genuine taxidermy squirrel feet
earrings. They hang from ornate Victorian inspired
posts and measure 1 1/2″ long without post. They
have been professionally preserved."
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And speaking of weird feet, take a gander at a child born in China earlier this month:
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The poor child was also born with 5 fingers on each hand, but none of them were thumbs.
http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/china/2008-11/09/content_7187644_2.htmWhy thats the white breasted snot sucker what a rare find indeed
Yeah, seriously WTF. Those boots SO don't go with those pants. ;)
I don't think they go with any pants.
And speaking of weird feet, take a gander at a child born in China earlier this month:
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The poor child was also born with 5 fingers on each hand, but none of them were thumbs.
http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/china/2008-11/09/content_7187644_2.htm
I wonder what was the purpose for blurring out the eyes. So the baby isn't recognized?
I wonder what was the purpose for blurring out the eyes. So the baby isn't recognized?
They didn't need to show the eyes since the feet were shown.
And as everyone knows... wait for it...
The eyes are the windows of the soles. :-)
Okay, this is NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART. This is graphic and very disturbing. This is a series of pictures documenting a woman who cuts herself frequently. This is gory and a true WTF.
http://www.documentingreality.com/forum/f10/some-emo-girl-needs-serious-help-11192/
I've seen that kind of thing in real life.
She's disturbed, but an amateur compared to some of my patients.
Like the woman I have to continually beg ER physicians ... "I know that it's faster for you to staple her abdomen back shut, but hey, I'm speaking from experience here ... she'll be back in your ER before she's brought down to me because she'll pull those staples. Please stitch her."
"Where'd you get your medical degree?"
"I watched ER from the time it started. I know this woman. Stitch her."
An hour later I get a call from someone other than Dr. I-Know-More-Than-You.
"Yeah, you need to delay your ambulance."
"Why's that?"
"She pulled out her staples and Dr. I-Know-More-than-You is now stitching her up."
"Okay, no problem. By the way, don't take your eyes off her, like don't even leave her alone for a minute."
"Why's that?"
"Because what she usually does next is ask to go to the bathroom and then she tries to hang herself."
"Okay."
The next phone call is typically a very sheepish nurse who calls to tell me she's being medically admitted because they need to observe her because she hung herself in their bathroom.
She has also injured herself in restraints by using the restraint straps and locks.
The reason she cuts her belly open now is that there isn't any skin on her arms or legs that isn't so covered with scar tissue that she has a hard time cutting through it, and she has also damaged the nerve endings so much that she can't feel any physical pain in those areas.
I have known a few cutters. Strage lot.
dappled with that in like, seventh grade. sucked. feel really stupid about it anyway. not sure if it was the attention or.. just for the hell of it, but...
yeah fuck that, no way im doing that anymore.
That is a group of people from Arizona State University, making the ASU pitchfork hand sign. [/wetblanket]
It is great for a landslide victory, or defeat.
It is cool Ibram who hasn't dealt in a little masochism.
That is a group of people from Arizona State University, making the ASU pitchfork hand sign. [/wetblanket]
From that website "sideways, back handed or lazy pitchforks are not allowed..." Make the pitchfork responsibly. [/stickinthemud]
I confess, I thought it was a (misguided) attempt to make the letter "W" in honor of President Bush.
It is cool Ibram who hasn't dealt in a little masochism
Self-injury isn't masochism. It's either a cry for help, a cry for attention, or a coping mechanism. Masochism is gaining sexual pleasure from being caused pain by another person.
Top right of picture frame, looks a lot like a wish-bone from a chicken.
I hope so.
That chicken had some chubby thighs
Maybe that's commemorating the first time Junior ate the whole chicken all by himself.
i doubt it's the first time....
#6130 inspires me to urge someone to MOOOOn a pasture full of cattle, have someone else photograph it, and post it here. C'mon now. You have the time, you have the shorts, there must be cattle and field around there somewhere. I'll wait right here. Are you going now?
"...Probably not the same rhino..."
OMG you just made my day, foot! That is my favorite joke, though most people just look at me blankly when I tell it!
:)
OH S123 you have hurt me to my soul!? Rats? Chihuahuas are not rats!:eyebrow:
tell that to my boa
tell that to my boa
The turkey feather or the chicken feather one?
#6140: ♫He's got Charlie Manson eyes♫/Kim Carnes
I'm lost on #6141 - the Virginia plate that reads TIMMAY. Bueller? Bueller? or anyone?:confused:
South Park. The boy in the wheelchair who can only say his name as a means of communication. His name is Timmy, but he pronounces it "TIMMAY!"
Ah, no wonder - I watched a few minutes of Southpark and turned it off (it was mutual). I know some serious fans, though, who will appreciate getting the link to the image. Thanks!
Air Hostess School in 1947
Why don't they do that anymore?
Hey, Glatt, here's another smoking WTF:
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Holy shit. I was googling something or other and I got caught in a feedback loop looking at someone's open directory of about a trillion images. Thank god I accidentally closed the borwser after seeing this image. Or I'd still be glued to the screen as my dad used to say.
As long as we're on the subject...
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I didn't know there was a service!!!
Ya learn something new every day
Dude, that's not spandex. That's EVERY DAMN THING SHE WEARS... I don't think they usually make clothes that are to fit that large a frame properly. :(
That gives me sweaty palms just looking at that. He's got no safety back-ups at all. What happens if he gets a cramp in his leg or something?
That gives me sweaty palms just looking at that. He's got no safety back-ups at all. What happens if he gets a cramp in his leg or something?
Splat?
You forgot the Whooooooosh before the splat.
Your sig line (Falling is easy, it's the landing that hurts ) is rather appropriate though.
http://img66.exs.cx/img66/6472/snake-eats-dog.jpg
see snake a few hours later in the "Fail" thread
see snake a few hours later in the "Fail" thread
a chiwawa goes down easier
a chiwawa goes down easier
Is that why Paris Hilton likes them?
http://www.lulu.com/content/4956212
Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes
Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cook book!
So, I was sittin' in the pub one day, and this wanker says that he's a bigger football fan than me. No yer ain't, mate, I sez. Prove it, sez he..and...well...
Is that why Paris Hilton likes them?
:lol: !
Note to self - do not open this thread while eating.
Note to all - follow Impress's link and read the comments.
Am I missing something Zen? The comments looked pretty generic to me.
Well, I guess it depends on your background assumptions on what constitutes "normal". Maybe I live a sheltered life, but I've seldom seen book reviews like:
Great idea for a book. In hard economic times, everyone is looking to cut down the cost of groceries, so eating my own ejaculate certainly helps. To think, I've been wasting good food in tissues and toilet paper for 20+ years. Every time I get hungry now, I just start jacking off. I'm accumulating more spunk than I know what to do with, My freezer looks like a winter wonderland of solid, frozen cum. I put a full-size freezer in my garage to store the stuff - I actually built a snowman out of cum! Looks just like Frosty!
If everyone gets into this, it'll be like the wild, wild west - guys just shootin' everywhere! Loads will be flying all over - we'll all be wearing goggles to avoid losing an eye.
My concern is, where does this leave the ladies? What are they eating? They'll be even more dependent on men to give them cum to eat. If a chick squirts, is that juice edible? Is there a cookbook for vag juice?
etc etc etc
just had to do it didn't ya? couldn't just let it die. ugghhh I read it the first time and that was one time too many.
Just explaining to Clod...
They aren't book reviews. The book is a joke, (personally I think a pretty lame one, but what ever blows your skirt up) and the "reviews" are what I would expect for a lame joke book. How else would you respond to a fictitious book, but in kind?
They aren't book reviews. The book is a joke, (personally I think a pretty lame one, but what ever blows your skirt up) and the "reviews" are what I would expect for a lame joke book. How else would you respond to a fictitious book, but in kind?
WHAT? Fictitious? A joke? I would never have realised. Thanks, Bruce, you may have just saved me from a MAJOR social blunder.
Mind you, now I have to figure out something else to cook for my date this Friday.
;)
A quick google of the author's name
turned this up....
I bought one of those!
NOT.
Just explaining to Clod...
Oh
that link. I was looking at impress' other recent link (the one Merc had quoted just above you,) about the face-painting guy
here.
Those comments are pretty mundane. :)
WHAT? Fictitious? A joke? I would never have realised. Thanks, Bruce, you may have just saved me from a MAJOR social blunder.
Mind you, now I have to figure out something else to cook for my date this Friday.
;)
Shaddap. I was explaining what it was for the people that can't, or won't, follow links, so they would know what was being discussed. :p
...she's got everything a girl might need; she's a tribal animal, yes in deed.
But she hasn't got a ...
Nose picking: you're doing it wrong.
meanwhile...
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Imagine the surprise when you wake to find a snake slithering out of your mouth after having taken the scenic route through your nose...
And it probably tastes like snot, too.
frickin funny one! I'm choking.
lookout? It's been 25+ years since I played... but looks like a perfectly legit play to me.
I've read about the forked tongue business, but never saw one. Thanks, I guess.
I wonder what effect a forked tongue would have on a blowjob.
Would it be better or worse?
Personally I think that whole split tongue thing is gross and there's no going back, but I guess it takes all types.
How 'bout a split-headed kitty...
The first mouth says to the second mouth, "move over, it's my turn to eat!", and then the second mouth say, "you know you can't eat. I'm the one connected to the throat!"
How 'bout a split-headed kitty...
a
siamese kitten?
WHAT? Fictitious? A joke? I would never have realised. Thanks, Bruce, you may have just saved me from a MAJOR social blunder.
I hear that in
such an Aussie accent!
Where joke has at least three syllables, and maaaaaaaja lasts for at least three seconds.
Personally I think that whole split tongue thing is gross and there's no going back, but I guess it takes all types.
39 flavours of grim and then grim syrup and grim sprinkles. IMHO.
The first mouth says to the second mouth, "I can haz cheezeburger?"
Fixed it for you.
lookout? It's been 25+ years since I played... but looks like a perfectly legit play to me.
Nah, the guy in blue is standing too close to the throw-in, isn't he?
(Seriously, I'm pretty sure there would be a rule against vindictive play. Still, the execution was so brilliant I'd let him off.)
I call this one...Lost Manhood.
This is hilarious. Man, I am such a geek.
As in Creature Feature? lol
No, it's a software thing: "It's not a bug, it's a feature!"
Ahhhhhhhh.....you can tell Im no techie.
Great frigging play. Could be called for unsportsman like conduct. Not to mention breaking the guys neck. Red Card. :redcard:
I seem to remember there being a rule about feet leaving the ground during a throw in, so I doubt it's a valid play anyway.
For a throw-in to be legal: (a) the ball must be thrown from behind & over the head (b) it must be thrown using both hands (c) the thrower must face the field (d) at the instant the ball leaves the thrower's hands, some part of both feet must be on the ground.
An opponent must stay at least 2 meters from the thrower. Penalized by a yellow card - - - Or a friggin soccer ball thrown to the face.
Now the question come in - is it 2 meters from where the thrower started or the point from which he releases the ball. Its been a long time for me, but I believe its the line or thats what we used as the rule.
3 meters is pretty much ten feet in my book. (That's me, my brother and sister and our second cousin once removed) so it seems like blue dude was in the wrong place at the wrong time. white dude didn't seem to look twice; he must have already seen it in his mind's eye.
at the instant the ball leaves the thrower's hands, some part of both feet must be on the ground.
Thank you, I stand corrected.
Thank you, I stand corrected.
Is thaqt after the backflip?
For a throw-in to be legal: (a) the ball must be thrown from behind & over the head (b) it must be thrown using both hands (c) the thrower must face the field (d) at the instant the ball leaves the thrower's hands, some part of both feet must be on the ground.
An opponent must stay at least 2 meters from the thrower. Penalized by a yellow card - - - Or a friggin soccer ball thrown to the face.
Now the question come in - is it 2 meters from where the thrower started or the point from which he releases the ball. Its been a long time for me, but I believe its the line or thats what we used as the rule.
Red card trumps the yellow.
It's like the board game "Sorry."
Red card trumps the yellow.
What red card? For hitting the illegally positioned player? Should never have gotten to that - The ref should have already made the call - not that they EVER call that.
Who cares? Soccer is boring...and growing more boring by every post. :)
Where's more pics????!!!! We need a subject change and fast!
Thanks glatt...now where in the world is that?
Well as it turns out,
Hot Pastrami, a formerly active Dwellar, wrote all about this place in his
Damn Interesting site.
It's a former blimp hangar that has been converted into a toasty tropical get-away for East Europeans.
That is a legal throwin as both feet and both hands are on the ball at release after passing straight over the top of the head. No card should be issued. Of course he should be kicked in the cunt for using a women's throw in... but that is a different issue.
I've seen teenage girls use that throw in during competition. While they do get good distance i hate the technique (when executed properly which this isn't) - it is just one more thing for americans too laugh at while dismissing soccer as a sport.
Who cares? Soccer is boring...and growing more boring by every post. :)
Where's more pics????!!!! We need a subject change and fast!
There is no boring soccer, only boring people incapable of understanding soccer.;)
What red card? For hitting the illegally positioned player? Should never have gotten to that - The ref should have already made the call - not that they EVER call that.
Negative. As a ref myself, act of unsportsman like conduct, or dangerous play trump any previous act of a lessor intent. Red Card. Off with his head.
That is a legal throwin as both feet and both hands are on the ball at release after passing straight over the top of the head. No card should be issued. Of course he should be kicked in the cunt for using a women's throw in... but that is a different issue.
I've seen teenage girls use that throw in during competition. While they do get good distance i hate the technique (when executed properly which this isn't) - it is just one more thing for americans too laugh at while dismissing soccer as a sport.
If he threw it in and did not hit the other offender it would be completely legal.
He scuffed his throwin - in that throw the ball shouldn't be released until player is fully extended. The ball is meant to go high and far with that method. The other player shouldn't have been anywhere near there. The ref didn't do his job in moving the player so it would be difficult to have anything to say about the result. No card. Anything more than a yellow would be criminal even if the ref felt like giving something.
There is no boring soccer, only boring people incapable of understanding soccer.;)
Geez, didn't take you long to bite did it? lol I thought it might have been at least a couple of hours.
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No foul, No card. But the ref really isn't doing his job there. 1) Should have ordered kid to move back required distance from touchline. 2) Should have required blue shirt to leave field once blood was in evidence. It may not seem fair but that's the way it works.
BTW, you know that kid was hurting. That looks like a cold miserable day. If the ref wasn't going to do anything the coach should have sent a trainer on while the player was down to at least delay the game enough for either a substitution or blue shirt to at least get his bearings.
Thanks for the context, glatt. It's good to see what was intended after the re-do.
I marvel at the talent some of you show. you see a 3 second clip of a video on the internet, read the ridiculous discussion about it, and then are fully capable and motivated enough to track down the full video clip to show us.
I wouldn't even know how to look for that.
I notice on the second throw, Blue guy stood a bit further back. Ah, natural justice, gotta love it.
I marvel at the talent some of you show. you see a 3 second clip of a video on the internet, read the ridiculous discussion about it, and then are fully capable and motivated enough to track down the full video clip to show us.
I wouldn't even know how to look for that.
That's why you'll always be a millionaire and not a billionaire.
Hint:[COLOR=White] You get people to do that for you.
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I marvel at the talent some of you show. you see a 3 second clip of a video on the internet, read the ridiculous discussion about it, and then are fully capable and motivated enough to track down the full video clip to show us.
I wouldn't even know how to look for that.
I actually just wanted to see more examples of that type of throw, so I typed "cartwheel throw in" into youtube and saw that it's commonly called a "flip throw" so I searched that term and this was a top video.
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Tough kid . My kind of people
more examples
hehehe
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Ah go on then...
Best of Showboating from Soccer AM - they have it as a weekly feature, but this is the best of the best. You can mute the annoying soundtrack if you like.
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=-jYwQacBdGw&NR=1
Very funny. Goes from the sublime to the ridiculous.
Thanks again, John, and ..... DOLPHIN!
"Ambition"
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John, most pictures hosted on photobucket are blocked by work servers so we can't see your pics. If you use image shack, picasa, flicker, we can see those.
That's only marginally worse than some of the matching monstrosities that were popular back in my day.
Maybe not really WTF... but I had to post it somewhere...
Last night... watching an old episode of "House".... drinking a bloody mary... and the patient vomits blood all over the bed. Yummm!
WTF were you thinking drinking a Bloody Mary while watching a medical drama? Duh! :lol:
He was celebrating the
75th anniversary of the Bloody Mary.
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When Petiot moved to New York, he perfected the cocktail, which was dubbed a tonic for the Great Depression, by adding Tabasco. The cocktail has been served at the St. Regis Hotel since 1933.
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Over one million Bloody Marys are reported to be consumed in the U.S. each day.
Well my judgment was, by definition, somewhat impaired. There was this nice fresh bottle of Vodka. I had to do SOMETHING with it.
Well my judgment was, by definition, somewhat impaired. There was this nice fresh bottle of Vodka. I had to do SOMETHING with it.
I feel that way when I'm staring at a bottle of horseradish and a few stalks of celery.
What to do? What to do?:confused:Well my judgment was, by definition, somewhat impaired. There was this nice fresh bottle of Vodka. I had to do SOMETHING with it.
What brand of vodka?
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cat nun nursess + empty child = are you my test subject?
(if you don't watch doctor who, you wont get it.)
Remember Garnet? She was a lot of fun.
Um... that's a funny-lookin' horse.
That one must be next to a particularly dangerous crossing...
That would be the crosswalk where pedestrians are divided into the quick, and the dead.
That would be the crosswalk where pedestrians are divided into the quick, and the dead.
:rotflol: I snorfed!
If it went faster without having to know how to replace an engine, I'd seriously consider buying that.
Which one???? 4 wheel or 1?
What you see here is a motherf***ing miracle, and I want you to motherf***ing acknowledge it!
I am TIRED of these motherf(&#ing MONKEYS in the motherf#@$ing AIR!
Which one???? 4 wheel or 1?
Technically, the 2 wheel one. The 'uno' has 2 right next to each other.
Technically, the 2 wheel one. The 'uno' has 2 right next to each other.
Thanks. I never noticed that.
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I was perusing profiles on a dating website (bookofmatches.com) and came across this guy WHO WANTS TO FIND A WIFE:
FRANK9127
Buena Park , California
Looks: Above average
Body: Large but shapely
Scorpio
Caucasian
Male
55 years of age
191 lbs - 200 lbs
5'9 - 5'10
Single
Doesn't Smoke/Doesn't Drink
Retired Military/Security
Long Term
My typical day:
Feed the fish in the morning, eat some oats, take a shower, get dressed, ride a bike to work, have fun at work with the people I work with. Leave work come home clean up a bit get ready for the next day. Take a shower put on diaper and plastic pants, just for relaxing effect and comfort.
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No joke there are so many that do that HBO put on a special show about people who dress and act as babies and they have others be their mothers to bathe, feed and change them. Must not have gotten enough "Pooka" [see dweller NSFW thread] when they were babies =)
The term for it is paraphilic infantilism (I think I spelled it right). Anyway it is a fetish of being an adult baby and combining it with enjoying the wear of diapers. We referred to them as AB-DL.
He He He - LOL
He's retired military.
He He He - LOL
He's retired military.
Everyone will wear them eventually. He is just getting a head start on the rest of us.
Everyone will wear them eventually. He is just getting a head start on the rest of us.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqfFrCUrEbYThis is one case where Don't Ask Don't Tell suits me fiiiinneee.
@impress - that was great. And actually a fairly decent performance.
If a shotgun wedding is defined as being a short notice wedding. Then what the hell would this be? Daddy just found out last night she was 8.9 months pregnant? lol
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When Henry said he wanted to pork Linda, this isn't quite what he'd had in mind.
Look! It's a Plaxico Burress impersonator!
Is that an outtake from Heroes?
Aha! I knew I'd seen her somehwere.
I have no idea who Plaxico Burress is ... I presumed that was just a Walmart sales assistant...
The New York Giants player who shot himself in the thigh with a gun he wasn't supposed to have.
Everyone will wear them eventually. He is just getting a head start on the rest of us.
In college a frat house held a "Depends Party" - everybody wore depends adult diapers, drank beer all night, and never got up to go to the bathroom.
My brother and some of his mates from uni used to play this beer drinking game where the next one to get up and pee had to buy the next round.
Anyway, one night they'd been drinking for hours and two of them had not gotten up once. Proceeding tackling and bullshitting revealed that the two guys had cathetarised themselves and were sporting bags of pee strapped to their inner thighs.
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The car for the love child of Bruce Wayne and Mini-Me.
The car for the love child of Bruce Wayne and Mini-Me.
Bat-Mite!My brother and some of his mates from uni used to play this beer drinking game where the next one to get up and pee had to buy the next round.
Anyway, one night they'd been drinking for hours and two of them had not gotten up once. Proceeding tackling and bullshitting revealed that the two guys had cathetarised themselves and were sporting bags of pee strapped to their inner thighs.
*Cathed* themselves? How fucking drunk did they have to be before they did that? There isn't enough beer in the world, free or otherwise, for me to be cathed. Besides, cath bags aren't all that large. Didn't they have to get up and empty them?
Wow...I just got to high five UT!
Wonders will never cease! :D
Looks like
Buddy and Henrietta were more intimate than we realised!
I want to see what the other end is hooked up to!!
after raising the polar bear -- why not a cat?
the rest of the WTFiness is
here (slightly NSFW)
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That's Excellent! I want one! I don't know why, I just want it.
Why is it funny that the mime is the first to get it?
Or am I the only one?
I find it humorous they each have mouths like blowup dolls. This has to be a saturday night live item.
No, I've seen it for sale on the web.
Here it is.
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Yeah, whenever I think of hard-hitting legal representation,
I never think Dershowitz, Bailey, Cochran, Miller.
No, I think "P' Ta Mon."
Don't you want to be represented by someone who looks like a Rastafarian pimp?
I'm impressed by his bullet-proof belt buckle.
He's da mon, mon.
He must be really really good though. Look how casually he leans against that Benz. He may be the best lawyer ever.
I didn't know Chris Elliott isn't American.
Other than that :confused: too.
I want to see what the other end is hooked up to!!
teh cellar!! durrrrr.
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Maybe it's that the woman on the left looks like she has a huge arm? I think the table was photoshopped into the picture.
Why is it funny that the mime is the first to get it?
Or am I the only one?
Hmmph...a smart unicorn would first impale the girl. She will be screaming the entire time the mime is getting it, drawing attention from passers-by. Better to make the mime first watch in silent horror as the unicorn kills the girl. Dumb criminal unicorn!
Maybe it's that the woman on the left looks like she has a huge arm?
lol...good catch!
Reminds me of a King of Queens episode.
reminds me of that thread we had a long time ago - bad photoshopping in advertising or some such thing.
Seen on the U of Iowa campus awhile back...definitely made me wtf.
Maybe it's that the woman on the left looks like she has a huge arm? I think the table was photoshopped into the picture.
Thats the arm of the "guy" that the man in the center is looking at/talking to.
I still don't get "it."
Not really wtf, but I liked it.
after raising the polar bear -- why not a cat?
the rest of the WTFiness is here (slightly NSFW)
I'll bet these people are Russian ...
Nothing compared to the tiger dude.
It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye...
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Somewhat disturbing in the physical reality of it. But it reminds me of the Japanese TV gameshows!
(Sorry I could only post a link to it)
http://www.kontraband.com/pics/2408/Virtual-Hottie/Somewhat disturbing in the physical reality of it. But it reminds me of the Japanese TV gameshows!
(Sorry I could only post a link to it)
http://www.kontraband.com/pics/2408/Virtual-Hottie/
I just wasted 20 minutes playing with her.
I just wasted 20 minutes playing with her.
I like grabbing her by the head or a foot and dragging her through spaces too tight for her to fit!
Well, there goes my next three days... Thanks a lot Impress
We've had her here before but I don't remember being able to break her body into pieces with that one.
I was doin' okay with him until I saw his junk.
Ow.
Is he naked? I thought he was wearing some kind of leopard-print G-string.
Everything else appears to be tattooed. I don't know why his sack and hose wouldn't have been part and parcel of all that...
Still, it does appear that there's a string around his hips, so yeah, guess its a pokey pouch.
Someone with way too much time on their hands
I can't believe that little moose could pull that huge boat.
It looks like he's doing better than this poor guy.
the moose/ship one is amazing. Good job.
Fetus in fetu?
I am almost speechless. Interesting story and I hope the young child that had the surgery does well.
The yellow sign one is a depiction of "Friday I'm in Love" by the Cure, I guess.
Poor moose.
Poor moose.
Yeah. Where's that squirrel when you really need him?
That ship is 'shopped. They took a tiny little picture of a moose head and shopped the ship around it. :p
This is truly gruesome. The link contains the autopsy photos from a piranha attack. It is graphic, horrifying and may not be suitable for minors or anyone likely to toss their cookies.
http://www.scribd.com/doc/7573872/PiranhasI like the link below.
Explore Brazil rain forest.
This is truly gruesome. The link contains the autopsy photos from a piranha attack. It is graphic, horrifying and may not be suitable for minors or anyone likely to toss their cookies.
http://www.scribd.com/doc/7573872/Piranhas
meh,, once upon time we went piranha fishing on the amazon, bits of meat on a hook. The local kids were swimming off the jetty where we got our tour boat, and that was on a side stream, not in the large open channel as is pictured.
It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye...
...Then it's all 'Hey! Free Eyeball!'
Apparently, scalp is a piranha delicacy?
Anatomically correct Teddy Graham silhouettes?
Damn!
Teddy's HUNG LIKE A HORSE!
I mean, DAMN!
His cock reaches all the way up to his frigging heart!
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Are those BB's and is that glue I see!!! ?
http://www.celtarts.com/Rings/frameinfo.html
lol UT at your naughty soul... I mean sole
Whoa!
Good to know her parents keep up with the internet. I always wonder about the people in certain well-known photos, if they even know they're famous.
Reminds me of the last scene in The Shining. *shiver*
Why would you.....
What possessed you to......
Who did you think.......
Fuck it.
I'm out.
When you have such an ample canvas, you must create!
::is grateful that he did not dip lower into the hair art barrel::
During Christmas dinner with my family, my less-than-graceful brother leaned back and scratched his side absentmindedly, thus raising up his shirt and exposing quite a bit of thick black stomach hair, aka his "Happy Trail." My 10-year-old stepdaughter happened to be looking, and actually gagged. It was hysterical.
It's weird to see someone with a freakier photo than impress. I scroll up expecting to see something worse than a burning chicken and see a rainbow!
It's weird to see someone with a freakier photo than impress. I scroll up expecting to see something worse than a burning chicken and see a rainbow!
ROFL. Thanks (I think). Okay, this should help me redeem myself: A purse made from a real frog. You shove stuff up its arse. A true WTF:
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I think UT's might be a good contender though.
"There will be blood" ? ?!
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Santa Craus?
I knew this was a rough year for retailers, but they're sure going to incredible lengths to make a sale:
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I'm not getting the koolaid guy reference.
I'm not getting the koolaid guy reference.
seriously?
you never saw any of those commercials where the kool aid guy breaks through a wall?
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I like how they've integrated that into Family Guy.
I just saw that one on Family Guy. I didn't watch it for a long time so many of them are new to me. Funny stuff.
Yeah, I haven't watched much tv since the late 70's.
guessing you're making a reference to "that 70's show. The Brady bunch seems too obvious"
I pretty much sailed through K-12 and college by guessing. If my guess is wrong that explains why my gpa was 3.66 and not 4.0.
Oh that and I didn't apply myself...
And I still don't get the pedophilia thing on the wanted poster unless pouring koolaid is some sort of secret signal I wasn't aware of. On second thought that explains something I've been wondering about for 40 years...
The Koolaid guy is always around kids. Koolaid is a 'kid's drink' ... pls to konect dots.
Yeah, I haven't watched much tv since the late 70's.
You don't know what you've been missing. Come to think of it, I don't know what you've been missing either. ;)
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Happy New Year, Dwellars!
Did they set this up on purpose?
Happy New year impress! You are just too cute!!
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Happy New Year, Dwellars!
Is that a Chucky Doll in the back seat?
Happy New year impress! You are just too cute!!
:blush:
Is that a Chucky Doll in the back seat?
Nope, that is
Corky.
Well nurses? Is it?
Where did you find that picture of Brianna? :eek:
Nah, if it was eye of tuna, it would cost $500.
Yes, Tuna's eye... must be from a low class Tuna.
It's just so, just so....vitreous.
Eye of Tuna?
Eye of tw, now he only has one left. :lol2:
Dunno what the eye is, but the Japanese script says "Indoneshia Something Meguro somethingsomething".
Doesn't seem to be going so well....
That dog needs some Doggie Downers!
Truly WTF?
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Got this in an email today as an attachment. Not sure where to put it. Subject line was "please forward."
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That's Excellent - a pig-head bikini! I want one for my wife - anyone know where I can buy one?
(And after that, perhaps a cheap casket for me? Nawww...)
I don't know about buying them, but I have heard you can rent them by the hour. :D
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OK, first of all, I want to know what sort of idiot tries stilts in a skirt and second of all, I'd like to know how much it hurt when yellow jacket hit the deck.
They don't let the star of the show hit the deck. ;)
Ahh, somebody who practices poorer dental hygiene that I do.
Cadillac doesn't know the meaning of WTF!
Is that the new presidential limo?
Dayam, da Big O done got a low-rider! Sa-weeeet!
Ahh, somebody who practices poorer dental hygiene that I do.
I don't think he needs any more practice, he seems pretty darn good at it.
Is that the new presidential limo?
Dayam, da Big O done got a low-rider! Sa-weeeet!
And the best part is it really is a WTF car - "World Thorium Fuel".
Cadillac doesn't know the meaning of WTF!
Dayam! That ride is slicker than snot on a doorknob.
Wow. A picture of the back of my desk!
OK I hope this isn't real. Or at least not in the USA. Sick.
A dead animal is a dead animal, whether it's one we like or revile.
Could be roadkill. You can't practice on bears, after all.
Somebody needs to get that dog a cheeseburger.
If I had a walk-in freezer, I would dedicate space in it to storing parts for at least one snowman that I would put out on the front lawn in July.
My freezer died a couple mos ago. Found some containers of Ga snow from the 70s. Along with several UFOs.
"Cleanup on Aisle 1, 2, 3, oh crap...."
Must have been a lot of phone calls. :D
I can't believe they are still shopping in that mess. Looks like a great place for some serious bacterial growth.
Not to mention that the water has probably shorted out the electrical to the refrigerated display cases, so those cases are probably not keeping the perishable food cold. I'd maybe buy packaged non-refrigerated food, and canned food, but that's it.
What do you mean? Those donuts will last forever, you know.
Uhh, I just dropped my wallet...
Guess the folk in Venice have to eat, too.
The shoppers expressions are as if it's the norm.
Tip: If you travel abroad don't eat nothin'. Where's Andrew Zimmern?
Now, that's profiling.
And profiling is wrong.....
That is animal abuse. Making a donkey wear a little red hat that blinks. Call PETA.
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I guess there's multiple WTF's here. Like why is she in the refrigerator? Are they concerned that her cremains will get rancid? And who the hell would know?
And why a mason jar? And why saran wrap?
This can't be real.
cat??? Dog????
Very pissed off dog with a forked tongue.
I assumed it was eating a frog, or something. eew.
I guess there's multiple WTF's here. Like why is she in the refrigerator? Are they concerned that her cremains will get rancid? And who the hell would know?
And why a mason jar? And why saran wrap?
This can't be real.
Looks like yeast or gluten...
cat??? Dog????
put a glass on top and I'd call it an end table.
Undertoad, I am truly impressed!!!
thats flippin awesome....im gonna ask them to use a cookie cutter and make mine little men
Let's deface the flag, folks.
That is old school stuff.
So, if I burn one of the Obama flags, is that freedom of speech or a hate crime?
That's freaking AWESOME.
So, if I burn one of the Obama flags, is that freedom of speech or a hate crime?
It's BOTH!
It's BOTH!
Against China.
So, if I burn one of the Obama flags, is that freedom of speech or a hate crime?
The boys over at the ACLU would be in a tizzy, wouldn't they?
[Old]It's the hate crime that tastes like freedom of speech.[SNL bit] ;)
They need to either
1) Change the laws or
2) Enforce them.
Of course it's all about CHANGE, isn't it?
Only Fucktards would support changing the flag to put Obama's face on it. It is a violation of the National Flag Act. And individuals could be in trouble for doing it.
Ok, not a total fucktard, but it is a fucktarded thought that it is ok to do it.
I have a lot of friends who died fighting for the freedoms of the people those colors represent.
Nuff said on my part. No need to rant.
Yea, me too. But there are a lot of dumb asses out there who will never understand that, as they eek out a living throwing stones at those who do. One of the things that makes this country great I guess. Isn't it grand?
I'm not a big flag waver myself, but I know the frigging protocol for displaying and respecting the flag. If I were to display it, you can be damn sure I'd take it down at sunset, fold it like I was taught, and stow it until reveille.
It really gets up my nose when some of my sanctimonious, flag waving neighbors leave the flag up 24/7/ 365, unilluminated, and let it get into tatters, and come off all "I'm patriotic and you aren't."
Fuck. YOU. I know how to treat our flag asswipe, and it isn't some jingoistic happy dance.
You should have to pass a test and get a permit to display our flag if you ask me. Too many douchebags thinking they are patriots who haven't got a clue.
I have one neighbor, (guess what branch of the service he was in) who takes his flag down every night at sunset and puts it up every morning. He's the only only one in this damn town who has a clue.
He' also a good egg.
need a hint? ([COLOR=White]Semper Fi[/COLOR])
I would have known w/o the hint.
I remember a discussion we had a few yrs ago on flag etiquette. Big responsibility if you go by the book, to say the least.
Wish I could find the thread right quick. Lots of folks use the Flag-as opposed-to-banner angle. This topic can lead to some ...well, you know.
Capn, what was your first pic? I'm only getting a broken link.
I don't see the flag the same way you do, but I don't publicly disrespect it either because I know many people who see it your way. To me, the change in the way the flag is perceived corresponds with our shift from republic to empire. I see it used cynically to keep people in line for war-mongers. So as a symbol it means different things to different people because as a symbol it has been mis-used by different groups. I also note that you speak of what the colors represent, rather than just the colors, I respect that as it speaks to true patriotism not jingoism.
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Sorry to post writing in a picture thread, but I am regularly baffled by the store some Americans set by their flag. It's a piece of material. It's a symbol, NOT the country itself.
Griff has already posted a picture to show that using the flag for political means is pretty much as old as the flag itself.
I read something recently about the way that we (as a nation) hold the monarchy in the same esteem as the Americans hold their flag. Not everyone thinks the same about them, the armed forces are more likely to be respectful of them, and at the end of the day they only have the same meaning that people assign to them. I suppose ours cost us more money, but bring in more tourism. On the plus side, yours can be folded away into a box - and still come out again the next day!
I see it used cynically to keep people in line for war-mongers. So as a symbol it means different things to different people because as a symbol it has been mis-used by different groups. I also note that you speak of what the colors represent, rather than just the colors, I respect that as it speaks to true patriotism not jingoism.
Why do you care what other people think?
okay i wont eat her
Nope, it's not grandma, just grandma being possessive (and passive).
This pic comes from the endlessly entertaining site Passive Aggressive Notes:
http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2009/01/12/wheres-the-beef/lol...i promised not to eat her but i added her to my bread this morning...
What i needed flour and didnt have any
Do I have to be the bad guy here...?
Oh. Okay.
WT, welcome and all, but we kinda like proper capitals here.
That said, your post raised a smile.
Oh come now Flint, haven't we had enough shitstorming for one day? FTR, I prefer proper capitalization myself. Sundae was talking about the two of us.
That's harassment, and I don't have to take it.
Oh, you'll take it and like it.
Sorry I don't usually use proper capitals or grammar on forums cause I'm just typing too fast for all that nonsense but since it was requested of me I'm more than happy to oblige....
*sneaks into her grammar dictionary...wow this thing is dusty*
Nope, it's not grandma, just grandma being possessive (and passive).
This pic comes from the endlessly entertaining site Passive Aggressive Notes:
http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2009/01/12/wheres-the-beef/
This one is better:
http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2009/01/14/panty-raid/Capn, what was your first pic? I'm only getting a broken link.
I don't see the flag the same way you do, but I don't publicly disrespect it either because I know many people who see it your way. To me, the change in the way the flag is perceived corresponds with our shift from republic to empire. I see it used cynically to keep people in line for war-mongers. So as a symbol it means different things to different people because as a symbol it has been mis-used by different groups. I also note that you speak of what the colors represent, rather than just the colors, I respect that as it speaks to true patriotism not jingoism.
I botched the first upload & was too sorry too fix the break.
WT, welcome and all, but we kinda like proper capitals here.
What, Are We Gonna Target Next? Comma Usage?
Don't eat Grandma?
Hell, Grandpa won't even do that....
What, Are We Gonna Target Next? Comma Usage?
We're going into your semi colon next, actually. But thanks for asking ;)
*decides to take her children here*
OMG WT! That is awesome. I wonder if they sell your kids, if you get some money from it as well...
uhoh, I read the private sign! What's gonna happen to me now?
Expect a DCMA takedown soon.
OMG WT! That is awesome. I wonder if they sell your kids, if you get some money from it as well...
I sure hope so...if it's in mexico ill make alot of money cause i got a 15 month old blond daughter and a 7 year old blond son and for some reason they love blonds.
I sure hope so...if it's in mexico ill make alot of money cause i got a 15 month old blond daughter and a 7 year old blond son and for some reason they love blonds.
Blonds are more tender... like veal. ;)
Do I have to be the bad guy here...?
Oh. Okay.
WT, welcome and all, but we kinda like proper capitals here.
That said, your post raised a smile.
pffft - four years and counting and I still only randomly use capital letters here. I use most of the good ones at work so have to make do with lower case here. sorry to offend.
pffft - four years and counting and I still only randomly use capital letters here. I use most of the good ones at work so have to make do with lower case here. sorry to offend.
What lookout is too polite to say is:
yo
[COLOR=White]..........[/COLOR]bitch!
i [COLOR=White]....[/COLOR] be [COLOR=White]........[/COLOR] getting
[COLOR=White].....[/COLOR]up
all [COLOR=White]...... [/COLOR] in [COLOR=White]....[/COLOR]yo[COLOR=White].......[/COLOR] grill
e.e. cummings
[COLOR=White]............................[/COLOR]style.
at least you didn't mention the balloon man whistling far and wee. wee, get it? wee?
"Watch" your manhood when walking into that place.
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www.chiaobama.com
This is not a spoof.
Can you grow a chia Obama? Yes, you can!
:3_eyes:
Tips are appreciated. :D
aw darn. they're expired. I missed out. My bank just burned my dough too!Oh well.
Ice Road Truckers. Not for me. Rather eat in a soup kitchen.
Lemme at it! I loves me a challenge.
Hear they make some serious cash.
At the risk of permanent shrinkage.:eek3:
Blonds are more tender... like veal. ;)
All pink on the inside.
"Everybody is a book of blood; wherever we're opened, we're red." - Clive Barker
Ice Road Truckers, Russian style:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d0a_1231980253
(stick with this, or skip, to the end, you won't be disappointed)
"Thanks, Dad, you finally got us a pet!"
Sometimes working in a cubicle is not such a bad thing...
That guy with the glasses is like "WTF? Why you taking my picture? Can't you see I'm working!" :lol:
I thought he was more like " Hurry up and take the damn pic - this guys ASS is right in my face and he had beans last night."
Print it in black & white.. it could be an act from the Ed Sullivan show.
#6548, possible captions:
The Instant Before Ouch
Chicken Man Meets Tennis Ball
Telekinetic Powers Applied to Tennis Balls
I Can Haz Concentrations
His nose looks like it aint the first time.
I looked like it was getting bigger, then it hit me... :haha:
I looked like it was getting bigger, then it hit me... :haha:
.. said the actress to the bishop.
You sure those four guys aren't NYPD?
New York Plumbing Department?
Print it in black & white.. it could be an act from the Ed Sullivan show.
Anyway you print it, ya got a bunch a homos on sticks. :biglaugha
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I have no problem with balls across my nose. :D
I have no problem with balls across my nose. :D
Traveling at 93 mph?? I'd think you'd want them to slow down a bit first. Or you might get rug burn. :3eye:
Not politically correct, but hilarious.
I teach elementary school in the barrio
of south Los Angeles, and I can personally
attest to seeing stuff like this there.
Of my 20 students, 17 are Latino.
Of those 17 moms, 5 look like these women:
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New York Plumbing Department?
Do you not recall the notorious case in which four NYPD officers sodomised a man with plumber's plungers (not quite so long as those) in a police station? Or have I got it wrong?
Do you not recall the notorious case in which four NYPD officers sodomised a man with plumber's plungers (not quite so long as those) in a police station? Or have I got it wrong?
Abner Louima
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abner_LouimaRe #6561, that sign clearly forbids climbing up the pole and jumping off it. That guy is going to be in trouble.
Passenger Pigeon (extinct in 1914)
do you have that without the "surprise buttsecks" plastered across the bottom?
WTF is this?
The background story: it was a wedding gift to us from my brother... now take this with a VERY small grain of salt when I tell you he told us he aquired it in a trade with a friend... he trafed an old VCR for it... it belonged to the boys parents and it is Hatian and over 300 yrs old... they got it while on vacation in Greece... wtf... here is the part of his story that I do believe... he traded a VCR to a friend for it and it was probably property of the parents... beyond that.. not so sure. I don't know who this boy is and my brother will not divulge further information... he is kinda shady.
It is made from a solid piece of wood. I grew up with carvings from Brasil that seem similar in style, but I realize it could be African or Caribbean just as easily. The shacled serpent that originates from the bodiless face and binds one of the men is interesting. There is also a lizard that is biting the snake. The other fellow appears to be holding a cup out of which a vine is growing.
I would like to know its origins as well as its value... if it has any.
Email Sotheby's and they will usually be very happy to let you know more about it and its value.
You could try
Antiques Road Show too...
It's odd, but kinda cool. I can't wait to hear if it actually is something interesting!!
Just looking at it, I'd believe the story that it's Haitian.
It looks like folk art done by slaves or descendants of slaves.
I'm sure someone's going to be horrified that you're keeping it in the backyard ...
Amazing piece, I agree that it has the look of slave-art about it.
I'm sure someone's going to be horrified that you're keeping it in the backyard ...
But termite holes add to the patina.
You are probably right. Supposedly it was kept outside at the parents house. We had it hanging in our stair well before we moved here, but now we have no wallspace large enough to accomidate it. It was in our garage until recently when we moved it to the back covered patio... but it was really too heavy for the hanger it was on...now it is sitting right out side the garage again... simply because Flint moved it there verses actually back in the garage. In any case... it is in the same condition it was in when we got it.
I would love to unload it... it is pretty terrifying... while there is a certain interesting quality to it it seems sort of like us having a Mammy Cookie jar or a lawn jocky... and well its just scary... my mother in law was convinced it brought bad spirits. I just really have no room for it.
Hey, I was going to post this thing on The Cellar.
Wouldn't it be cool to be that person on Antiques Roadshow who finds out the piece of crap in their back yard is worth $175,000 or summat?
Hey, I was going to post this thing on The Cellar.
Wouldn't it be cool to be that person on Antiques Roadshow who finds out the piece of crap in their back yard is worth $175,000 or summat?
It would be so awesome that I'd give you a BJ in front of Gawd and the whole world. ;-)
Guess we need to take some better pics... front and back
Hey remember how horrified we were when he presented it to us... lol
It would be so awesome that I'd give you a BJ in front of Gawd and the whole world. ;-)
Guess we need to take some better pics... front and back
Hey remember how horrified we were when he presented it to us... lol
I hope you mean pictures of the carving.
Lol... yes... picture of the other would be a whole different thread
There used to be a doodads thread..
I like carvings. That is a really nice piece.
::scratches head, trys to decide whether to pour another scotch or try to find the doodads thread::
++++I'd like to know what type of wood it is. It has held up nicely.
I vote, have a couple more scotches and then try and find it. lol
You could be looking a long time... :D
Pooka,
That is definitely a Haitian fetish associated with Hoodoo (not VooDoo). Typically it would be placed on or near an altar. I am unable to date the piece without examining for tool marks, etc. If this is a late 20th century piece, it would be worth $200-$300. If it was a 19th century carving, it could easily go for more than $10,000
Tell ya what. I like it a lot, and will give you a DVD player for it, no questions asked. :D
Since it's held up to weather so well I would guess it was either driftwood or even teak wood. Just my two cents!
That is a totally awesome carving and I'd love to know more about it. I suggest you take some detailed photos and make it an IotD. That often flushes out esoteric knowledge from the lurkers out there.
I also am willing to be the one to tell you to get that thing inside. Not just for the weather, but also to prevent teenagers from pinching it. C'mon, that thing would be cool in the gang hang-out. Mind you I am a little worried that we have all been cursed now that we have laid eyes upon it.
Maybe Cypress.
Does it float? IF not, then it might be Natalie.
Mind you I am a little worried that we have all been cursed now that we have laid eyes upon it.
A-Ha!! That explains the crack that I discovered in the corner of my windshield last night which completed it's way across to the other side this morning. :mad:
A-Ha!! That explains the crack that I discovered in the corner of my windshield last night which completed it's way across to the other side this morning. :mad:
But you have full glass coverage, right? It's only 15 buck a year, or something. The only insurance worth paying for IMO.
So it's almost like getting a new windshield for free. ish.
Because you've got glass coverage, of course.
When we bought this car, there was a small crack in the windshield (in the opposite corner) so as part of the deal, they put in a new one. That was in March. This one is likely a stress fracture as a result of the crash I was in a couple months ago, since there are no rock chips anywhere. Fookin A.
::sigh::
I thought It might be Teak. The wood apparently cracked at one point... would have been a long while ago... there is hardware to hold it together in the back and to hang it. It does look as though it was made by hand with chissel.
What is an IotD?
IotD = Image of the Day. Let's get some better shots and we'll put one together (together).
So you don't have glass coverage on your insurance policy?
Ok honey... as long as it isn't an action item that never sees any action like the Sell Jeep
:::ahem::: anybody wanna buy a Jeep?
Ok honey... as long as it isn't an action item that never sees any action like the Sell Jeep
With an action item like you at home, how could a darn jeep expect to see any action?
:::ahem::: anybody wanna buy a Jeep?
The million dollar kind or the $300 kind?
Cheap Jeep...
Has some issues...
So you don't have glass coverage on your insurance policy?
No, "glass insurance" is not offered in this state, though in IL and WI it is. The glass is covered under our collision and comp, but would be less than the deductable, so it's pointless to claim.
Luckily (?) Red's truck currently also has a cracked windshield that we had been putting off fixing because he doesn't drive it all that much right now, so he's gonna see if we can get a 2-fer deal at the glass place. :D
No glass coverage? Time to move.
I just make a Philly run on a Saturday morning. $159 and 2 hours for a new windshield, installed. I've even done it when the glass gets enough pits to make sun glare annoying.
Where's this? Are they perfectly good windshields?
Yeah, I'm gonna need one. I didn't expect they'd be that cheap. (I need to call Allstate.)
I need to call Allstate
::snort::
Well. There's problem #1...:headshake
;)
Well, I didn't say WHAT I was going to call them.
Sometimes the title says it all.
Kidney removed through vaginaCheap Jeep...
Has some issues...
Ominous.
Where's this? Are they perfectly good windshields?
Brand new.
American Auto Glass
5929 Woodland Ave
215 724-6681
It's been about 4 or 5 years, but they were always the cheapest.
Brand new.
American Auto Glass
5929 Woodland Ave
215 724-6681
It's been about 4 or 5 years, but they were always the cheapest.
Don't ask me for details (too many beers ago), but I used a place that came to you & did all the work on site. The guy said it was cheaper than having a shop that could deal with parked cars & customers - he just needed a little storage space instead. Best price, and excellent work.
That's what normally happens these days. But they don't charge $159... it's usually double that.
Where's this? Are they perfectly good windshields?
i know a guy
Well spill, I need to replace the one in my van.
Yah spill. This is a fine vehicle but it looks like the previous owner cleaned the windshield with steel wool. Repeatedly. It puts a fine haze on the outside world that's borderline dangerous.
Alright! Who the hell was responsible for the windshield??
:: pounds fist into palm ::
WTF would we all do if UT took a dirt nap, hmmm??
...WTF would we all do if UT took a dirt nap, hmmm??
Sell the car. :D
Alright! Who the hell was responsible for the windshield??
That's the problem. Only the drivers' side and rear windows were covered.
Alright! Who the hell was responsible for the windshield??
:: pounds fist into palm ::
WTF would we all do if UT took a dirt nap, hmmm??
Umm, actually get some work done?
I have a backup guy who might take care of things. srsly
Oh thank God, UT!
You're still awake!
I've been wondering where you were impress. Nice to see you posting in here again. :)
New from Ronco™ -
Pocket Stripper!
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.....
i know a guy
Well spill, I need to replace the one in my van.
Really? What happened to the guy in your van? :eek:
Following the surgery, Bashful was able to finally express him/herself through dance.
Woooeehhahahahaha, the first thing i see tonight! :D ( almost 8pm over here )
Re: pic of tiny dancer---- I think it's admirable. Everybody has to make a living.
I love that smile, it looks genuine.:thumb:
I wish I felt as happy as [she] looks...
I wish I felt as happy as [she] looks...
Riiighht....Bashful gets surgery, and now YOU want to feel up Happy!
What IS it with the Seven Dwarfs today?
Who's Happy?
Haven't I felt her before?
[PINK FLOYD]
"I don't recall...I was really drunk at the time.....
Certainly I was in the right."
I finally figured out the male fascination with midget/dwarf sex. It makes their johnsons look SO BIG in comparison.
I've been wondering where you were impress. Nice to see you posting in here again. :)
Thanks, Aliantha. I've been furiously working on a dissertation whose deadline is looming large. Still, it's nice to be missed.
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You (and your pics) are always missed mate. ;)
I finally figured out the male fascination with midget/dwarf sex. It makes their johnsons look SO BIG in comparison.
Grandpa told me to marry a woman with small hands.;)
Well my grandpa told me to marry a woman with a small ...
Grandpa told me to marry a woman with small hands.;)
Nobody's hands are THAT small!
hehe Couldn't resist. :)
You rat! You promised not to tell. :o
You rat! You promised not to tell. :o
And YOU promised I'd feel it!!!
:p
Yeah, but you didn't warn me about the skin covered double doors.:p
Yeah, but you didn't warn me about the skin covered double doors.:p
And the key that couldn't open them. LOL!!!
GIRLS...hurry! Boy on boy action!
:corn:
lol
GIRLS...hurry! Boy on boy action!
:corn:
lol
Nope. Just me and Bruce. :D
For the (dead) person who has everything?
That's where the phrase "Blue Screen of Death" is taken literally.
Re: pic of tiny dancer---- I think it's admirable. Everybody has to make a living.
So true, but i guess she puts a lot a smiles on the faces here!
And i dont mean it in a nasty way.... or do i? :rolleyes:
That's where the phrase "Blue Screen of Death" is taken literally.
Good one. :D
For the (dead) person who has everything?
Except brains.:rolleyes:
Sure it seems cool and all but imagine getting an IT call from there.
It looks like someone is planning on getting no rest during their eternal rest.
On the down side, can you imagine spending the rest of eternity with Windows Vista???? If they're going to bury me with stuff, I want the eternal upgrade option.
It's also a child-sized coffin. I was mildly amused till I noticed that; now I'm creeped out.
Gives a whole to meaning to the name "MySpace". :headshake
Except brains.:rolleyes:
Zombies did that.
The screen is sideways too.
this was done by someone at PD. because they hated the Mr Incredible avatar i was using. alarming!
are you cheating on us with tehm?
yes
but only because it's been so slow here at work, and i can't read all these politics threads all day.
yes
slut. I bet that's how you got all those viruses.
It's also a child-sized coffin. I was mildly amused till I noticed that; now I'm creeped out.
Case mod, not for burial.
I'd like to make a computer out of a toilet, with the monitor built into the lid. The components could be housed in the tank. To reboot you'd just pull the handle.
I'd like to make a computer out of a toilet, with the monitor built into the lid. The components could be housed in the tank. To reboot you'd just pull the handle.
That will only come in handy if you are vomitting into the toilet.
I guess you could call it surf and burf. :-)
Here's a start, just add the screen to the lid.:D
The laptop version would be a porta-potty.
Filthiest Toilet In Scotland - name that movie!
The laptop version would be a porta-potty.
AFAIK, if you're using
on top of your lap, you're doing it wrong. :headshake
Trainspotters.
Good scene.
Trainspotters.
Good scene.
Good memory, Monkey! That scene nearly made my then-husband retch. hahahahahaha!
The laptop version would be a porta-potty.
Wouldn't that be called a craptop?
The only question I have is: How am I going to hook Sheldon up with my roommate? lol!
The only question I have is: How am I going to hook Sheldon up with my roommate? lol!
Send him over. I'll take care of the rest. ;)
Will do...........
Then both of you can talk about my pores. It will be fantastic.
Not that I am not about to mapquest AZ.......(I eat double-negatives for breakfast)
Will do...........
Then both of you can talk about my pores. It will be fantastic.
Not that I am not about to mapquest AZ.......(I eat double-negatives for breakfast)
"pores" will NOT be the holes we will discuss.
And I eat roommates for breakfast.
And I eat roommates for breakfast.
...or lunch or dinner?
...or lunch or dinner?
For dinner, I prefer something light. Soup is good.
Especially Cream of Sumyungguy.
Wouldn't that be called a craptop?
Amusing and repulsive all at once. Well done!
is it for sale ....if so, i'm seriously interested.
If ya'll don't shut up I'm gonna go outa my mind.
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Time to feed the fish.
I'm so sorry. *slinks away*
No, impress...it's always good to see the negative image of Elvira. It makes the rest of us feel normal.
I'm so sorry. *slinks away*
:haha: No need to slink, it gives you a chance to get the history.
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Apparently she just
lost those in a car crash.
Dumde-de-dum dum-de-dee-dum
duh.
Sometimes news is so redundant.
Well cap'n, it took awhile for it to get to Scotland - thats all.
Scotland.... Is that near Georgia?
The country or the state?
nah - its on the northwest side of the southeast end.
I'm quite sure you can't get there from here.
The state.
J/K.....
Apparently she just lost those in a car crash.
That is one nasty looking beotch.
insult to injury
And a JRT at that!
Those are some fearless animals. I have one.
Well at those prices it makes sense. One buck per fuck.
That dude's thinking:
"No way!.. I ain't fuckin behind no damn terrier!... hell I wish I wouldn't 'a killed it now to start with".
That rifle is another doggie-shoots-owner-accident waiting to happen.
Even a redneck isn't taking sloppy seconds.
That rifle is another doggie-shoots-owner-accident waiting to happen.
"When I'm done with the buck, I'm gonna fuck your scope!" BAM!
Somebody had an interesting post-Valentines Day party.....
Well, hunters care for their doggie and don't want it to catch some STD.
That product is a frequent target of shoplifters, because it's small and expensive. The idea is they return it to the store unopened for a lot of cash. A lot of grocery stores keep certain OTC products behind the manager's desk only for that reason.
That product is a frequent target of shoplifters, because it's small and expensive. The idea is they return it to the store unopened for a lot of cash. A lot of grocery stores keep certain OTC products behind the manager's desk only for that reason.
Or either they were stealing a shitload of Valentine's Day gag gifts.:cool:
That product is a frequent target of shoplifters, because it's small and expensive. The idea is they return it to the store unopened for a lot of cash. A lot of grocery stores keep certain OTC products behind the manager's desk only for that reason.
And you know this because ...?
I worked in the supermarket business for a few years, and my department shared offices with the security department. It was fascinating.
The other product often a target of shoplifters... extracts with a lot of alcohol in them. This is in Pennsylvania, a state where grocery stores don't stock anything containing alcohol... except vanilla extract, almond extract, etc. Relentless alcoholics would steal this stuff or even drink it in the store. You'd have to drink many almond extracts to get a buzz on so it was pretty ridiculous.
the Illinois enema bandit...
The other product often a target of shoplifters... extracts with a lot of alcohol in them. This is in Pennsylvania, a state where grocery stores don't stock anything containing alcohol... except vanilla extract, almond extract, etc. Relentless alcoholics would steal this stuff or even drink it in the store. You'd have to drink many almond extracts to get a buzz on so it was pretty ridiculous.
ooh, oooh!! Mr. Kotter, I know the answer to this one ...
State stores are not open 24 hours.
Also, it's way easier to shoplift in the supermarket. The small size of the vanilla bottles helps with that. The little bottles are about the size of a shot, the big ones, maybe two or three. When you've got the shakes, though, than can be enough to get you through another couple of hours, maybe hold off on that seizure that's been waiting in the wings.
Listerine is also a popular product for alcoholics. I've commented on the phenomenon of the minty fresh drunk before.
Celebrating by creating a not so stealthy sock puppet?
Scientific proof that you are automatically reincarnated at age 41?
Hey baby, I'm your handyman...
OMG that is the ugliest thing I've ever seen. lol
Where do you find this stuff, impress?
$349 (custom fitting included?) Hmmm, this one is a little tight in the hips. :lol:
Why is this WTF?
Because Elton John's movie studio is actually making the film:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2009/feb/17/pride-and-predator-to-give-jane-austen-extreme-makeover
Hi, folks. Did you miss me? I've been busy.
PS: a flag's a piece of fabric. Any flag. While the US Flag Code makes it a crime to deface or alter it, there have been rednecks in american flag shirts and hippies burning it long before anyone stuck Obama's face on it, and it's all always been protected by your First Amendment because the Flag Code is unconstitutional if you try to apply it criminally, making it advisory at best. Why yes, I *am* a month late to that conversation, and am joining it anyway.
Gotta love the Czechs.
OMG that is the ugliest thing I've ever seen. lol
:lol:
You won't be laughing when she pulls out the Sten
sorry, nerdy Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels reference. Girl pictured is stoned on a couch of a pot growing operation that is being robbed. She is camouflaged by her hippy clothing on the old couch, wakes up, starts blasting
This is Centaurus A. It is a galaxy. Or, rather, it's TWO galaxies, colliding.
See those things coming out the top and the bottom? The things that are as big as the rest of the galaxy? Those are jets of matter from the accretion disk of the black hole in the center. In the part where they're blue, near the source, they're moving at about half the speed of light because that's just how much energy the black hole is throwing off.
We love you, John! :love:
The "ZOMBIES AHEAD" sign might've come from Austin, TX. I remember reading an article where the construction signs got broken into and changed to read that.
Long time, no see John, good to have ya around again!
there have been rednecks in american flag shirts and hippies burning it long before anyone stuck Obama's face on it,
Google Image search for "American flag panties"
(some results are NSFW) (DUH)
The Thank You box (T.Hanks) cracked me up.
In HS my friend and I would always dump the contents of our tray into the slot and say "Thank you, box."
Why is the unicorn getting reverse fisted?
Unicorn?
http://abstrusegoose.com/120
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The eyes look shopped on that one. Clearly, though, that gal's in dire need of a Big Mac.
I don't think I've posted this one previously, but ...
Another Ethiopian in Training:
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There's so much WTF in that picture, I don't even know where to begin. Like, WTF is up with those disgusting implants? WTF is up with that extremely long prehensile arm? WTF is up with sharing parts of a bikini? WTF is up with that dude who smiles like he hit lotto with that gf of his? WTF is up with that string bikini? WTF is up with the people in the background who aren't running in horror? For the love of all that is sacred, SOMEONE buy that poor soul a milkshake and a mirror. STAT.
Huh.
Ming the Merciless rides a bike. Who knew?
A) How is this WTF?
B) When were you in Philadelphia to get a photo of me on my bike?
Is there a purpose (other than WTFness, which of course is a valid reason) to moving the pedals up there where the seat usually is?
The wft is that he went through a considerable amount of effort to modify the bike to work with an upside down frame like that. But the wiring job looks like he just slapped it together in 5 minutes.
Oh. I thought it was that he was wearing socks with sandals in shorts weather.
Friggin' Texans.
The wft is that he went through a considerable amount of effort to modify the bike to work with an upside down frame like that. But the wiring job looks like he just slapped it together in 5 minutes.
Nah, just pull the H bars and put the front fork in backwards, I doubt he actually swapped the top and bottom bearing cups. 15 minutes tops.
but the gears are on the wrong side and the rear derailer is upside down (relative to the frame.) Isn't it?
Good point. It has a one piece crank so he had to pull a pedal and thread the whole thing through the BB, then put it back together. It looks like a cheap bike so the derailleur probably had an integral hanger rather than one on the frame, it looks like he abandoned the front derailleur and rear brake,
but why bother putting the gears on that side anyway?
You're right. A lot of work. maybe he ran out out weed when he got to the wiring part.
goofy, more why the fuck than waht the fuck
Flint: What's WTF about a standard 256-core system? Is it that it's running Windows?
This one's from Carnival in Brazil:
There's more here:
http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2009/02/carnival.html
And, given that these are CARNIVAL pictures, some of them are marginally-to-clearly NSFW. Boston.com put them on the front page, but that might not save your job. Just FYI.
Ah...those beautiful pagan Catholics! Gotta love 'em!
I really love the whole "let's get loaded, largely naked, and fuck our brains out after a huge debauchery before we have to purify ourselves at Lent" notion of Mardis Gras. In fact, I love it so much, I became a Pagan, so I can do it year 'round!
Carnival in Brazil? I thought the woman should be naked in that case.
Flint: What's WTF about a standard 256-core system? Is it that it's running Windows?
No, it's that that the system is ƒucking
maxed out. WTF is this guy doing?!1
Not hard. We had a 1,600 core cluster; we kept it maxed out for four months.
We had a 1,600 core cluster;
we kept it maxed out for four months.
Yeah, this makes me afraid to ask who "we" are...
Yeah, this makes me afraid to ask who "we" are...
She can't tell you or she'd have to shoot you.
Or at least her superiors would, so don't ask.
"Looks like a cluster fuck to me, Sir."
Flint..uh.. I mean Clint Eastwood.
She can't tell you or she'd have to shoot you.
Suppose she just gave him a clue and then roughed him up a bit?
Yeah, this makes me afraid to ask who "we" are...
The Men and Women in Black, of course.
"Now just look over here for this quick eye test . . . "
Suppose she just gave him a clue and then roughed him up a bit?
FUCK NEGOTIATION!:headshake
OK, Pie.
Splain the Navy work.
I used to work for Lockheed Martin.
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Those balloon dresses are really impressive. I wonder if they were actually twisted by hand or made by some machine.
They are really cool, but I worry about what will happen when they touch something metal...or a light switch. *ZZZAAAPP!* Ouch!
"That young lady has a very nice set of balloons."
One of my daughter's friend's parents make those balloon dresses and tons of other balloon things. One night we went to Perkin's for dinner and they were there, entertaining the entire restaurant (although I am sure they would have preferred to peacefully eat their dinner). They were making outfits for a fashion show they were having at my daughter's school the next day...a wedding dress, baseball uniform, etc. In between working on their projects, they made random hats, pets and other objects for the customers. Was quite amazing to see nearly everyone in the restaurant standing around talking to each other and the balloon creators, as well as wearing various enormous balloon hats or carrying pandas, barbies, cats, and purses and other funky things made from balloons.
ps: The dresses take a lot of work.
I can do that, I took a 3 week course. :D
The balloon dresses are SO AWESOME. I can do some minor balloon animals, but I hadn't dreamed of anything that cool...I might have to order some balloons and take a crack at it! lol
Someone pass me a pin.
All it takes is one little prick. And I'm sure you can handle it. :D
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The pomegranate is a nice touch.
Pillow lover is expanding his or her horizons.
speaknign of pomegranate:
http://www.pomegranatephone.com/Wow, I gotta get me one of those Pomegranate phones.
If that's entertainment in Japan, I can only imagine what it was like for the occupied pacific in WWII
Ah, the dog days of summer...
Both of those pics are frigging nasty.
He dumped a load at a highway construction project in CT, then pulled out on the highway forgetting the dump body was still up... till he hit the sign. :o
I've never tipped over while dumping a load....
Yet......
You'd think there'd be some kind of warning buzzer or something. Did he ever check his mirrors?
Still, I have trouble with reverse-in angle-parking in a car. This guy is GOOD!
EeeeeevviiiillllllllL!! Bwahahahahahaaaaa
Only ... I have seen with my own eyes an Aussie Bushie stun a blow fly with a light blow, stab a pine needle into it's bum, and release it to fly slow and heavy dangling the needle below it... mean bugger...
If you light the match, does it become a kamikazee?
#6781 At(it)las Hugged.
Sadly, as Atlas held up the sky and not the earth.... poor, poor lady. Inaccurate, large and no doubt expensive tattoo.
I like your response tho SW.
Really? I've only seen Atlas supporting the Earth... and a breast. :confused:
SG is correct. Atlas holds up the sky.
The usual sculpture shows Atlas holding up the celestial sphere. However, since the picture in
6781 does indeed show Atlas holding a heavenly sphere, I'd say it is accurately depicted.
Hmmmmm.
I still think the sphere idea is INCORRECT.
YMMV of course.
Atlas, along with his brother Menoetius, sided with the Titans in their war against the Olympians, the Titanomachy. His brothers Prometheus and Epimetheus weighed the odds and betrayed the other Titans by forming an alliance with the Olympians. When the Titans were defeated, many of them (including Menoetius) were confined to Tartarus, but Zeus condemned Atlas to stand at the western edge of Gaia, the Earth and hold up Ouranos, the Sky on his shoulders, to prevent the two from resuming their primordial embrace. Thus, he was Atlas Telamon, "enduring Atlas." A common misconception is that Atlas was forced to hold the Earth on his shoulders, but this is incorrect. Classical art shows Atlas holding a Celestial Sphere, not a Globe.
Yes, and Classical art is wrong. Because I am right.
Especially as I don't think the lady pictured was aware of the full story. Nah.
condemned Atlas to stand at the western edge of Gaia, the Earth and hold up Ouranos
Well I like the image of Atlas holding up the breast better than I'd like a tattoo of Atlas holding up my anus. :rolleyes:
Well I like the image of Atlas holding up the breast better than I'd like a tattoo of Atlas holding up my anus. :rolleyes:
It would be better than your anus holding an atlas. :D
If you light the match, does it become a kamikazee?
Nope. Firefly.
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Are those carrier pix from Google Street View? Wow, they sure get around, don't they? :)
Are those carrier pix from Google Street View? Wow, they sure get around, don't they? :)
:biglaugha :biglaugha
link
great frigging pics. thanks.
FSM?!
Absolutely!! :fsm: Check those noodley appendages!
I was gonna suggest the smoke angels as an IotD. Oh well.
Here's some more.
I think UT did that some time ago.
link
Thank you for that link. Those pictures were astounding.
my question exactly. . .
So sorry - was having trouble getting back into my original name...
Mods: can you delete the I'm Back user please? My apologies guys. Carry on.
*slinks back into the shadows*
So sorry - was having trouble getting back into my original name...
Mods: can you delete the I'm Back user please? My apologies guys. Carry on.
*slinks back into the shadows*
Huh? :confused:
Huh? :confused:
Ironically (or not so ironically) I came back to the Cellar, after a couple year hiatus, on my birthday. I couldn't remember my old password, and wasn't hearing from mods to get it reset, so I created a new username. But lo and behold Jim or UT or whoever was manning the controls was on top of it and got my original Queen PW reset, so I got to be reincarnated. LabRat noticed the coincidentiality of the date, hence I am now a sock puppet. Or WTF. Or imbecile. Take your pick. I don't bruise too easily.
Am I missing something in the Starbuck's picture? I used to sleep in the armchairs at the campus Einstein Bros. bagel/coffee place all the time.
It reminds me of the Purdue memorial union. I did that a lot there between classes, but it wasn't exactly relaxing or comfortable.
Am I missing something in the Starbuck's picture? I used to sleep in the armchairs at the campus Einstein Bros. bagel/coffee place all the time.
The plastic cup of hemlock on the table? The scary man-shadow looming over the sleeping girl? :eek:
Am I missing something in the Starbuck's picture? I used to sleep in the armchairs at the campus Einstein Bros. bagel/coffee place all the time.
Somebody switched the regular for decaf again ...
Yeah, wtf, he's pointing the gun at the wrong person!
Is it that the guy put his boxers on backwards in the heat of the moment?
unless he thought his "partner" is the one hanging out the window.
Yeah, wtf, he's pointing the gun at the wrong person!
unless he thought his "partner" is the one hanging out the window.
Oops! I would like to formally apologize if my previous comments were insensitive to the gay community.
...void where prohibited...not available in all areas...see dealer for complete details...must be 18 or older....the views expressed on this forum are not necessarily..........etc.
"Oh shit!! Get dressed fast!!!! My dad's coming!!!"
"Hey, I'll just pop out onto the balcony... he'll never look there . . . ."
adorability is no guarantee against finding oneself impaled.
No siree. Not anymore.
adorability is no guarantee against finding oneself impaled.
No siree. Not anymore.
I'm glad it comes with 4 magical tusks. I find that after being impaled once by one tusk, I'm usually bored and disillusioned and need a better tusk to replace it.
In some cultures Flint and I would be married by now.
You have any interest in joining a polygamist compound?
In some cultures Flint and I would be married by now.
Would those be the cultures that believe that the punishment should fit the crime? hehehehe
I'm still stuck on the four magical tusks.......wow. Wonder if I can get a set for my man. "Honey? Can you impale me with the blue icicle looking one tonight?"
No one expects The Avenging Narwhal!
I'm glad it comes with 4 magical tusks. I find that after being impaled once by one tusk, I'm usually bored and disillusioned and need a better tusk to replace it.
I knew a girl like that in High School....
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I keep seeing this ad on different webpages. Does anyone else think that the color of Brenda's teeth is not her only concern? What is she, Mrs Ed?
I keep seeing this ad on different webpages. Does anyone else think that the color of Brenda's teeth is not her only concern? What is she, Mrs Ed?
"of course, of course".
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I keep seeing this ad on different webpages. Does anyone else think that the color of Brenda's teeth is not her only concern? What is she, Mrs Ed?
The upper teeth look like my wife's finger nails for God sakes!
Ewww - did they have her suckin on ashtrays before the first photos or what?
Maybe her husband doesn't want an infection when he finally does EMERGENCY SURGERY.
Learn how a mom combined 2 products to get rid of her yellow teeth...
Just guessing: toothbrush and toothpaste?
A fifth of whiskey and a glove?
Just guessing: toothbrush and toothpaste?
:D <-- see it works!
A fifth of whiskey and a glove?
Did you learn that dating technique from Michael Jackson? :p
A fifth of whiskey would fuckin KILL Mikey.
Give it to Mikey. He'll eat anything.
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Those are crazy flint. I love the photoshopped pics with living things.
A chronological account of poor
Mikey's face from way back till about 5 yrs. ago. Meant to post this a few posts back....
Ugh. Just... ugh.:headshake
Ugh. Just... ugh.:headshake
Yup, 'tis how I feel about the atheist comment.
(Yes, I know it's shopped, but it's still grim - fancy making religion a prequisite of citizenship?! Hello Taliban?!)
Whirr? (Did I miss something, SG? I was talking about our beloved MJ.)
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Shouldn't he be riding a Stingray?
Man I remember those bikes, they were all the rage. A couple of clothes pens and some baseball cards and you were styling.
If you could go fast enough a wide rubber band across the 'high rise' handlebars would whir as an added effect.
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Is it just me or does the rock next to her look like Bart Simpson kissing her arm pit?
Well it's not just you anymore! :lol:
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That reminds me of a Far Side cartoon.. the Doberman-o-matic rifle or something like that?
Anything "o-matic" is funny. ;)
WTF happened to Flight 77?
WTF happened to Flight 77?
It was deliberately crashed into the Pentagon. "Mete Sozen, a member of the ASCE team onsite after the crash, explained that an airplane does not create a "cartoon-like outline of itself" when crashing into a reinforced concrete building."
I'm confused. Was there debate about what happened?
I'm confused. Was there debate about what happened?
There are two lines of thought, both heading in opposite directions.
"Mete Sozen, a member of the ASCE team onsite after the crash, explained that an airplane does not create a "cartoon-like outline of itself" when crashing into a reinforced concrete building."
Love the quote. Perfect for those who learned physics via road-runner cartoons.
There are two lines of thought, both heading in opposite directions.
Well I'm less confused now. Not. :rolleyes:
Love the quote. Perfect for those who learned physics via road-runner cartoons.
Another plane smashing into reinforced concrete: (note the great majority of the plane is pulverized against the outside of the wall, and that this is a military spec jet designed to withstand much greater stresses than the typical passenger plane)
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Love how that fragment of the wing keeps going (approx. 0:34).
Well I'm less confused now. Not. :rolleyes:
http://0911.site.voila.fr/
Check the above site out.
***Still think it could of been a plane?***
Obvious troll is obvious. Not even going to dignify that site with traffic. Next.
Obvious troll is obvious. Not even going to dignify that site with traffic. Next.
Kinda un-American huh...
I dare ya...click the linky...
:headshake
H. O. G. W. A. S. H.
it's what's for dinner!
OK.. I need an ISBN for that. I'll have to look it up tomorrow...
ISBN-10: 0711901457; ISBN-13: 978-0711901452
The International Standard Book Number (ISBN) is a 10-digit number that uniquely identifies books and book-like products published internationally.
Thanks.
Why for? When did this thread become the "confuse the hell out of Shawnee" thread? :rolleyes:
When did this thread become the "confuse the hell out of Shawnee" thread? :rolleyes:
From its inception.
Wow, started two years before I got here. Someone is clairvoyant.
That was what was so WTF about it. Kinda spoils it now you're here.
yeah, took you long enough!
Guy w/his red shirttail hanging out: "Who cares if the bitch in blue or the bald guy sees me pissing this rock. WTF they gonna do?"
Thanks.
Why for? When did this thread become the "confuse the hell out of Shawnee" thread? :rolleyes:
If you're asking what an ISBN is for, it's used to look up books, usually for ordering purposes. It gives every title a unique number to look for, so that you don't confuse books with the same title.
:eek:
Huh? What's an ISBN?
WTF is an ISBN?
heeheeeee
J/K:eyebrow:
Guy w/his red shirttail hanging out: "Who cares if the bitch in blue or the bald guy sees me pissing this rock. WTF they gonna do?"
Yes. That is definitely the most WTF aspect of that picture.
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Man I remember those bikes, they were all the rage. A couple of clothes pens and some baseball cards and you were styling.
Coolest bike evah.
Mine was a girl's model in the same shade of blue as the one pictured, although I treated my toys much more nicely and it lacked the scratches in the paint, pretty much looked pristine when I got my purple Huffy and my sister got the Schwinn because the frame was too small for me.
It was deliberately crashed into the Pentagon. "Mete Sozen, a member of the ASCE team onsite after the crash, explained that an airplane does not create a "cartoon-like outline of itself" when crashing into a reinforced concrete building."
And don't start on Flight 93, either.
I know people who are still fucked up from collecting body bits (all much smaller than the more easily identified "parts") at Shanksville.
WTF is an ISBN?
heeheeeee
J/K:eyebrow:
Yeah...duh. Because it was Sleeve, my mind went immediately to computer lingo, and I wasn't sure if he was referring to the piano post or the UFO into the Pentagon post. Eh, I'll play the "I was busy with crazy people" card and slink away embarrassed. :o
The Purple Helmets
Not everyday you a piano and an organ so close together like that.
With a purple helmet, too. ;)
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your commute is bad!
Interesting pointing style.
Merc, yeah, he does that. Even funnier when he points upwards. In parliament. On camera.
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I'm not too sure if this is artistic or garish.
As for the octodace it would not be bad if the music wasn't so repetitive
I moved Madprofs post to the bacon thread.
Attack of the Snowy Tree People.
Better be careful. I think I see the last straw everybody talks about.
They're all heading off to a fallacious argument.
something something politicial something "there you go again with the straw man argument" something something...
I thought that was Tiki and her friends without their robes...
Scarecrows, for their annual winter convention*, could only book a nudist vacation resort.
*They can't get time off in the summer, you know. :headshake
I nominate impress for Queen of WTF Images.
I thought that was Tiki and her friends without their robes...
:lol:
No, we look more like this:
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That is sooo WTF. Those shoes TOTALLY don't go with that dress/coatrack/closet/torture device.
Those are wooden shoes. That means Holland. That means Europe.
Explains everything, it does.
Hey. Stop needling him. It'll ruin the thread of the conversation.
So just button your lip.
This thread is not what it seams.
lol! Here some more UPS Pics! Love the second one! Use to use it as a sig on another site.
One for the firearm enthusiasts. (
via)
lol! Here some more UPS Pics! Love the second one! Use to use it as a sig on another site.
You mean... there are
other sites?That's an old one (but a good one)! There's video of it out there for those not too lazy to google.
I hate it when people "force" their religeon on you.
"I find your lack of faith disturbing, Archbishop . . . . "
"Luke, let me tell you about The Father..."
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This is what Richard LeParmentier, the guy with no faith, looked like as of 4 years ago.
Is there any scrub of an extra from a Star Wars movie whose part was so miniscule that they can't do the con circuit?
This is what Richard LeParmentier, the guy with no faith, looked like as of 4 years ago.
Is there any scrub of an extra from a Star Wars movie whose part was so miniscule that they can't do the con circuit?
Everyone is a star, in a movie where half the population has every line memorized.
Richard LeParmentier?
Wasn't he the famous farter?
Richard LeParmentier?
Wasn't he the famous farter?
I thought that was Jonathan Swift..?
Shooting bananas out your nose makes pretty girls stop crying. Of course it does.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdcC3ZiN4dYIs there any scrub of an extra from a Star Wars movie whose part was so miniscule that they can't do the con circuit?
The star wars action figure faithful were finally rewarded last year with his action figure. They'd been clamoring for years.
Shooting bananas out your nose makes pretty girls stop crying. Of course it does.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdcC3ZiN4dY
Once again I bow to you Impress, Queen of the WTF.
The star wars action figure faithful were finally rewarded last year with his action figure. They'd been clamoring for years.
I'm sure
THEY had...lol.
Everyone is a star, in a movie where half the online population has every line memorized.
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I'm sure THEY had...lol.
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I would never want to dress up like the death star for the simple reason it had two missiles shoved through a exhaust vent :thepain:
Make her
bub bubs bounce! (youtube video)
W............T...............F!!!!!!!!!!!!!:thepain: :eyebrow: :headshake
Make her bub bubs bounce! (youtube video)
W............T...............F!!!!!!!!!!!!!:thepain: :eyebrow: :headshake
From
Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job which in itself is one, big WTF.
I would never want to dress up like the death star for the simple reason it had two missiles shoved through a exhaust vent
and how do you pee?
I would never want to dress up like the death star for the simple reason it had two missiles shoved through a exhaust vent
and how do you pee?
Use the force.
The 'Bouncing Bub Bubs' made me think of this, which I caught in reruns a few nights ago. I said "WTF!?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRj-S8AklcwFrom Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job which in itself is one, big WTF.
I love that show way too much.
I love that show way too much.
Pooka says it's like they made that show just for me.
All the food is poison gets stuck in my head. This is my favorite lately:
http://www.adultswim.com/video/?episodeID=8a2505951fa3da47011fa3e58dde002dOh God--MY EYES!
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All the food is poison gets stuck in my head. This is my favorite lately: http://www.adultswim.com/video/?episodeID=8a2505951fa3da47011fa3e58dde002d
I love that one!
I was watching "All the food is poison" last night and my son, who is nine, turns to me and says "Where do you FIND this stuff?"
All midget crucifixion.
Cool.
INRI = I'm Nailed Right In
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Is the guy holding the tablets 'wee' too?
Is that that Moses guy? Why does he get to be tall?
"I have for you 15 commandments (drop, crunch) Ten, TEN commandments."
Arbor Day has a mascot....
And it's pissed.
Arbor Day has a mascot....
And it's pissed.
He's got an SUV parked on his crotch. I'd be pissed too!
I thought your crotch WAS an SUV.:rolleyes:;)
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I thought your crotch WAS an SUV.:rolleyes:;)
Nope. Mine's a plow.
Dinosaur hair ball?
The caption on the pic said it was a mass grave someone had discovered. Can't remember where I found that pic. :headshake
When we're puttering around the Internet and we see that something's "NSFW" we usually think we're going to see some naked bits or, perhaps, bad language. This video is Not Safe For Work in a different since--it's a very gruesome industrial safety training video. To give you some idea of how gruesome, the title is "Will You Be Here Tomorrow?"
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yeah, those and the Women, the Workplace and Safety vids are the best. Lecture starts out with the stats of women likely to be killed at work by a spurned lover or crazed stalker; sometimes both. anyway, it's a disturbing stat. I LOVE starting the day off that way!
Nope. Mine's a plow.
Reminds me of a funny vid (NSFW due to language):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2v-AkSj260my sister has asthma you insensitive bastard!
my sister has asthma you insensitive bastard!
That's your sister?
:p
So that's where my goddam inhaler got off to.
Ensign John Gay, photo officer for Fighter Squadron Two (VF 2), took this amazing photo of a F/A-18 Hornet
as it broke the sound barrier. The jet was assigned to Strike Fighter Squadron One Five One (VFA-151) and John was standing on the 0-10 level weather deck of the USS Constellation (CV 64). He used a Nikon N-90s, Nikon 70-300 ED zoom lens and Kodacolor 200 negative film. The camera was set for manual exposure of F/5.6 at 1/1000 sec. John, the lucky and talented dog, caught this masterpiece with a single shot by
prefocusing at approximately 200-300 yards off the port side of the ship and then panning left to right as
the aircraft flew by. This image has appeared in many publications worldwide and I hope made John
some $ because damn, what a shot.
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What offices still use CRT monitors?! WTF?
That guy took a reallllllly long time to fall.
What offices still use CRT monitors?! WTF?
I still have one :(
Still have one too. "19 Dell flatscreen from 2004, has a much better picture than either of my "24 & "19 lcd monitors. The thing is just so damn heavy and huge, ugh.
Dell...those are the pot-smoking computers, right?
:joint:
"19 Dell flatscreen from 2004,
Flatscreen - whats that? :rolleyes:
A CRT with a flat instead of curved glass screen:
Bad Bad Leroy Brown had to take on a new job in this economic downturn.
He's now the first openly gay superhero who works for Victoria's Secret.
That has GOT to be Venice.
The leggings make the outfit.
The leggings make the outfit.
I dunno, it's a toss-up between the leggings and the Underroos.
I;m kinda partial to the temporary tummy tattoos.
When Triple-Dog-Dares go wrong. Very wrong.
Waiter. I ordered this woman neat.
When Shirley gave you the cold shoulder, you really felt it.
The Ice Man Cometh...all over Shirley's face.
Cubist.
Not the world's best headache cure.
It was supposed to be a hangover cure.
Along with having bad taste in fashion, this dude must have a prostate problem.
Ensign John Gay, photo officer for Fighter Squadron Two (VF 2), took this amazing photo of a F/A-18 Hornet
as it broke the sound barrier. The jet was assigned to Strike Fighter Squadron One Five One (VFA-151) and John was standing on the 0-10 level weather deck of the USS Constellation (CV 64). He used a Nikon N-90s, Nikon 70-300 ED zoom lens and Kodacolor 200 negative film. The camera was set for manual exposure of F/5.6 at 1/1000 sec. John, the lucky and talented dog, caught this masterpiece with a single shot by
prefocusing at approximately 200-300 yards off the port side of the ship and then panning left to right as
the aircraft flew by. This image has appeared in many publications worldwide and I hope made John
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My daughter bought a poster of that pic at a Scholastic book fair, so they must have printed quite a few just for that. I hope he got royalty payments.
I hope he got royalty payments.
If he's a photo officer, he was taking the pictures for the United States, and the picture is in the public domain. We all own it.
Prolly salaried, but well.
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She learned to appreciate those during her stint in prison.
I always thought it was funny how kkk hats and dunce caps have a striking resemblance.
She learned to appreciate those during her stint in prison.
Radar's gonna need a bigger cart.
You got that right. The cops'll pull your ass over in a hurry with an illegible license plate. That shit don't fly with the man.
You got that right. The cops'll pull your ass over in a hurry with an illegible license plate. That shit don't fly with the man.
this is correct
when I was *young* and dumb, I once crossed the uprights of the 7s in my license plate... for grins.
BWOOOOOOOP! Grab a piece of the curb, asshole.
the cop, to his credit, let this dumbshit off easy, after I scratched off the offending little bars.
no more homebrew custom license plates for me!
"I banged me gavel!"
Is that...Buck Henry and Eric Idle?
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Isn't that where they filmed "The Dead Poets Society"?
...take a right at the smurf blue house.....
Is that the color they turn when you choke them?
I'll choke one today and brief you at 1900 hrs.
Then we'll post him for recipes.
Gonna choke your "smurf" again Cap?
I'll choke one today and brief you at 1900 hrs.
Then we'll post him for recipes.
I'm here for the briefing.
From a rest stop on I-95 northbound, Ladysmith, VA. Well done, VDOT!
I'm here for the briefing.
Wouldn't that be debriefing... or deboxering? ;)
Hungry? Don't have time to cook a whole chicken for the fam damily? That's okay! We bring you this appetizing solution:
http://gizmodo.com/5234444/oh-god-its-a-whole-chicken-in-a-canThat would look mighty tasty after about three months in the fallout shelter.
That would look mighty tasty after about three months in the fallout shelter.
So will you. Muahahahahahaha!!!!!
And just about as pale. :rolleyes:
Man, when I was a kid we ate a lot of commodity food, and among it was chicken in a can.
Deboning them is the worst. They actually taste pretty good, cooked into a dish like enchiladas or a noodle casserole.
From a rest stop on I-95 northbound, Ladysmith, VA. Well done, VDOT!
Confused cat is confused.
Is this a contradiction or a paradox?
Man, when I was a kid we ate a lot of commodity food, and among it was chicken in a can.
Deboning them is the worst. They actually taste pretty good, cooked into a dish like enchiladas or a noodle casserole.
Yeah, we had our fair share of canned meat products, but usually it was already cut up, de-boned, etc. I had never seen anything like this before, and it just didn't look very appetizing. MAybe after you throw it in the oven and brown it up a bit?
So will you. Muahahahahahaha!!!!!
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i met that dude
he was still proud of his song
About twenty years ago, my first wife and I got shitfaced with our best friends, a handsome couple. We dug out their old 45's and put a stack on the adaptor spindle, and ended up with this record being the last one, which played over and over while we had sex in the living room (each of us with our own wives, but still....).
I think that's when I realized I was pretty twisted.
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Choose one:
1) Why
this old thing? I only wear this when I don't care what I look like.
2) It's laundry day.
That's some good police work there, Lou.
Courageous Cat is now a CIA operative.
I've always been impressed with German engineering. The fact that they frame their signs with metal pipe and support the sign on the edges instead of just bolting them to a vertical pole impresses me. I don't know if it's really any more sturdy, but it looks good.
But why is that one sign pointing to SAE HDTV/PC?
I took this shot in Switzerland the other day...
But why is that one sign pointing to SAE HDTV/PC?
and
????????????????
My reaction exactly.
From a rest stop on I-95 northbound, Ladysmith, VA. Well done, VDOT!
I got lost in Ladysmith once.
They didn't have maps there, and the locals did not seem amenable to providing directions to yankees.
The sign, however, makes sense, but you have to be a chick to understand it.
Conventional restroom hooks are placed at the top left edge of the door. It is very easy to reach over them and grab what's hanging on that hook, while the property owner is in a precarious position and unable to prevent the theft.
The hook in the picture is at about the center of the door, and is not reachable from the outside, unless an orangutan is involved.
The center door hook has other advantages, including the ability to access the interior of one's purse in the event of a surprise visit from your Aunt Flo.
But why is that one sign pointing to SAE HDTV/PC?
What, have you never been to the lovely town of SAE HDTV/PC? Put it on your list of must-see places.
The tip "jar" is a nice touch.
Oh... and welcome to the Cellar, tuff.
Sure you in the right thread, Glatt?
I see no WTF.
I got lost in Ladysmith once.
They didn't have maps there, and the locals did not seem amenable to providing directions to yankees.
The sign, however, makes sense, but you have to be a chick to understand it.
Conventional restroom hooks are placed at the top left edge of the door. It is very easy to reach over them and grab what's hanging on that hook, while the property owner is in a precarious position and unable to prevent the theft.
The hook in the picture is at about the center of the door, and is not reachable from the outside, unless an orangutan is involved.
The center door hook has other advantages, including the ability to access the interior of one's purse in the event of a surprise visit from your Aunt Flo.
I'm 100% female... it's how I was able to get that shot up close and personal without bystander comment :D
And yeah I've seen that hook on the side and that signage would make sense if that hook was there. And I'd bet they used to be there, given the scars on the side panel of the stall. But they aren't anymore, so the only hook the sign could possibly be talking about is the one that is presumably safer for your accoutrements.
And about Ladysmith itself, yeah... it's not a tourist-kinda place. The locals in the area really like their relatively rural community and they fight development. Not really a visitor-friendly place... they'd rather you go on to Fredricksburg or Richmond. I'll give it maybe 10 more years on the outside... it'll be DC's next Virginia-based bedroom community and townhouses will spring up like mushrooms.
I'm 100% female...
We have a thread especially made for providing proof of such outrageous claims, you know.
Comfy slippers....
Future comfy slippers.
Wtf are these?
Photoshopped?
Future comfy slippers.
Adorable future comfy slippers.
Adorable future comfy slippers.
Pre-warmed adorable future comfy slippers!I think it's 'shopped, but what the hell.... looks like a stew to me.
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thats hilarious
http://sinmonkey.com/?q=node/47
Some strange links on the left of the page. Larding the tree looked interesting.
http://sinmonkey.com/?q=node/47
Some strange links on the left of the page. Larding the tree looked interesting.
Strange indeed Merc. Look at the nasty knee would one. Who serves yams at a party and wears a "peasant" skirt that looks like burlap? Yeah...I know, her.
...scratches head....
hmmmmm..... yep.
I must say, if you look at the last pic of the tree larding, they then covered it with bird seed, which I thought was awesome cool.
Agreed, I love that idea. :thumb:
This kind of reminds me of Max Klinger
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a) Poor little girl... she's not armed!
b) Note the orange tip of the one the baby is holding... indicating a toy or replica... the one Mom has and the one leaning against the couch are NOT orange tipped!
1. "All guns are always loaded".
2. Never let the muzzle cover anything you are not willing to destroy.
3. Keep your finger off the trigger until your sights are on the target.
4. Always be sure of your target.
Unless she wants to destroy her man's shin, she violates #2
yeah, but he'll probably hit the cameraman with the gun he's partially concealing in his lap.
a) Poor little girl... she's not armed!
b) Note the orange tip of the one the baby is holding... indicating a toy or replica... the one Mom has and the one leaning against the couch are NOT orange tipped!
Oh, wow...I totally thought she was one of his kids. Mom?
That's the little girl's AR leaning up on the other end of the sofa.
Oh, wow...I totally thought she was one of his kids. Mom?
Well, I don't think he looks old enough to be her dad, but WTF do I know?? :3_eyes:
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I'm guessing he bought the hat at "Target".
What's going on in the background between the tree and the goat? Looks like an alligator tearing a tent down.
What's going on in the background between the tree and the goat? Looks like an alligator tearing a tent down.
Looks like it might be hanging from the tree. Probably food to make it stand up like that.
Regardless, it is definitely a What the Fuck picture
Yep, if you look at the top right of the pic, you can see it's clearly tied to a stick which someone to the right of the pic is holding.
What's going on in the background between the tree and the goat? Looks like an alligator tearing a tent down.
:lol2: It totally does!
Amazing.. the girl playing the accordion almost qualifies as WTF just by itself!
I'm guessing he bought the hat at "Target".
I've seen dancing goats at a circus.
HA HAH AHAHAHA HAHA HA
Spit warning on that one Impress!
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That almost looks like a photo from a "coffee table" type book called Armed America. One of the members of a gun group I belong to took all of the photos and had it published.
Edit to add: I found it. it is indeed Kyle's work.
http://www.armedamerica.org/aa2/index12.htmlOne of the Cellar's own is in that book.
One of the Cellar's own is in that book.
Only one?
That's not Maggie.
Or am I looking at the wrong pictures?
Mags was up there but they must have changed out the pics.
oh well. I'll be seeing her my next trip to Philly anyway.
It's certainly a wtf, but also very obviously photoshopped. They have no shadows.
They're in the air, and the shadows would be towards the camera. I'm not saying it's not shopped, but if it were what it was purported to be, there wouldn't be shadows.
Good call. I see it now. I guess they are wearing powerisers, those bouncing stilts.
Giant Roo's!
Leaping Greengrocer's Apostrophe's!
Where's the WTF? Didn't EVERYONE go to school in giant roo outfits?
Yeah! I knew those weren't real kangaroos.
How nice.
Free parking and DirectTV while you argue your parking ticket.
Not exactly wtf.
On the contrary...I Want To Fuck that first chick! That's WTF. :D
It's more like WHO the fuck.
This had me ROFLMAO for several minutes! :biglaugha
WTF is up with this?Is there a creche in this war?
This had me ROFLMAO for several minutes! :biglaugha
WTF is up with this?
As long as I live, I will never get tired of watching that clip. FRIGGIN HILARIOUS.
As long as I live, I will never get tired of watching that clip. FRIGGIN HILARIOUS.
I LoL'd
OL even
WTF is up with this?
Damn, that guy should see a doctor. That black growth looks extremely painful.
Damn, that guy should see a doctor. That black growth looks extremely painful.
It's NOT A TOOMAH!
/guv'natah/:eek:
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The last image is actually a parachute harness. For those who are into self mutilation.
Hey, people who've been shot in embarasing places need to go too you know!
Note the privacy partition on the left.:eek:
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That one took me a while to get.
Hover your mouse over the link, read the address.
F*cking ouch! And you'd better be real damn careful lest you have the bridge of your nose torn the hell off.
Must be great to sleep in too :headshake no thanks.
Perhaps the dude has no ears?
Guess it saves on contacts, but he would have to sleep perfectly still and on his back.
Perhaps the dude has no ears?
I'd rather have an artificial ear if that's the case. I've seen them grown on the back of a mouse (I am against that). I'm sure they could find another way to fashion an artificial ear. Holding glasses on your head like that is just.....wrong.
maybe they screw/magnet onto an anchor -but that must be attached to the bone/cartiledge, otherwise they'd wobble all over the place. Ew.
According to the site, he had a nose-bridge piercing anyways. They were just looking for something interesting to do with it. I don't believe he actually wears them. ;)
Anyone besides me old enough to remember the Chuckles the Clown funeral from the Mary Tyler Moore show?
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"A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants".
He was dressed as a peanut, and an elephant tried to shell him.
Anyone besides me old enough to remember the Chuckles the Clown funeral from the Mary Tyler Moore show?
Heck, there are plenty of us here old enough to have forgotten. :haha:
I'm enjoying the show now on video.
(I used to have to go to bed when the theme music started . . . )
that's so weird. I was just thinking of that episode yesterday...how everyone laughed except mary; and when the funereal started, she couldn't stop laughing...how funny that show really was. I loved Mary. I wanted to be her and have her apartment.
from here, via a link from the lolcats thread begging cat...
Geez, what is with that guy's Dorothy Hamill hair cut. Most in need of a mullet. EVAH!
I couldn't decide where to put this. Then I thought "well, if I saw this late at night I would definitely be thinking WTF?!".
Aren't they playing pool? Besides 'rolling dem bones'.
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Yummy! Looks like inner Mongolia, China. Best lamb I've ever eaten!
Here's one of my pics from Hohhot, the capital:
Aren't they playing pool? Besides 'rolling dem bones'.
Yeah, there are outdoor pool tables all over China. They're so cheap I was tempted to get one for a combo dining table/pool table (That was before I was married - I know better than to try that now), until I tried playing on it. The felt is like short fur - the balls barely roll at all.
Thanks, Mayor. Very interesting. But what will they do with the wagon load of bones? Seems to me raw meat and bones would start to spoil very quickly. Not to mention the insect infestation.
Insects add protein to the spare ribs. ;)
hmmm... Well I reckon one can never have enough protein.
Thanks, Mayor. Very interesting. But what will they do with the wagon load of bones? Seems to me raw meat and bones would start to spoil very quickly. Not to mention the insect infestation.
As far as I know, they mostly sell them for stew. Mongolian lamb stew is superb! (I'm just eating fruit for breakfast, and now my mouth is watering for lamb!)
As far as I know, they mostly sell them for stew. Mongolian lamb stew is superb! (I'm just eating fruit for breakfast, and now my mouth is watering for lamb!)
P.S. As far as spoilage & insects - most meat in china is sold from non-refrigerated booths. Often there are big markets with tons of tables set up, one area with meat, another with veggies, another with fruit, another with fish (fish usually get ice). We refer to them as "Markets of Death".
We used to refer to the sandwich machine at my old job "The Wheel of Death." :)
Those lambs lok a tad underfed. Poor little mites, no wonder they died.
The only thing you can make from that is marrow stew.......
bone marrow, when prepared properly, is quite tasty.
slow roasted in the oven, grilled, or stewed are usually the proper preparations.
Bone marrow basically just tastes like rich gelatinous fat.
Mmmmm.
I like my bone marrow stewed and served with warm tortillas and fresh salsa.:headshake
I don't want anything that sits in a wagon on the street most of the day while the courier plays pool. If I ever visit China I will be sure to pack lots of peanut butter and vienna sausage.
Simon says, raise your arms. ;)
:lol:
but the wtf is the guy holding up the peg leg.
:lol:
but the wtf is the guy holding up the peg leg.
Hokey pokey fail?
Hokey pokey fail?
You suck. I was gonna say "you put your right leg in you put your..."
Grrrrr :p
How about "EVERYBODY, HIDE!"
They just found out that gas was going to cost them an arm and a leg, and they really, really need gas?
The only thing you can make from that is marrow stew.......
bone marrow, when prepared properly, is quite tasty.
slow roasted in the oven, grilled, or stewed are usually the proper preparations.
Bone marrow basically just tastes like rich gelatinous fat.
Mmmmm.
I like my bone marrow stewed and served with warm tortillas and fresh salsa.:headshake
Bit like calfheel. Makes the most amazing gravy evah.
Simon says, raise your arms. ;)
Aren't you glad you use Dial™?
Aren't you glad you use Dial™?
and to finish the TV quote:
"Don't you wish everyone did" ?
Either they're waiting for their roll-on to dry, or their fingernail polish.
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Don't get upset. He's okay.
That'll teach him to keep running ahead of the rest.
A quick and easy recipe for pressed duck.
Speaking of all things animals, PETA is upset with Obama for swatting a fly...
no joke.
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Don't get upset. He's okay.
That's one way to make sure the little ones don't run off and get lost...
Speaking of all things animals, PETA is upset with Obama for swatting a fly... no joke.
One of our local talk radio guys interviews people from PITA...I mean PETA every now and then. They have some real winners. One interview I remember was with a woman who was against using anything that kills fleas and ticks on your dog. I'm an animal lover (no...not like the cow guy in the WTF NSFW thread) and some of these people actually frighten me. I always thought PETA stands for People Eating Tasty Animals. If God didn't want us to eat animals...why did he make them out of meat? :D
There is a place for all of God's creatures...right next to the potatoes and gravy.
Except for those fleas and ticks.
I just treat 'em like sesame seeds.
I just treat 'em like sesame seeds.
mmmmmm, crunchy!
There is a place for all of God's creatures...right next to the potatoes and gravy.
Just add salt. Yummy!
The one of the snowmen reminds me of so many wonderful winter Calvin and Hobbes strips.
http://www.leepbutler.com/id159.htmlOh yes, that was my first thought too!
As for the one on the upper left.... it's going to be painful to deliver a baby crusted with icicles! :eek:
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She's got that look on her face as if she's saying "OK guys. I'm trusting you when you say this won't hurt, but I'm having my doubts."
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"Gimme my frisbee, BITCH!"
Remind me again, what is taking communion about?
I thought so. she looks way tooo....... innocent?.... for that....
I think that might be a Confirmation picture, though.
Am I sick because it reminds me of "Like a Virgin"?
Notice that is only like a virgin...
Remind me again, what is taking communion about?
I don't see the issue.
I think that might be a Confirmation picture, though.
Unlikely. The white gloves etc. normally go with the First Communion ceremony.
Cannibalism.
I always *knew* I liked you, CG. You took the word right outta my mouth.
One of THE funniest vids I've seen in a long time. This kid's mother cancelled his World of Warcraft account and he flips out. Big time.
This is EPIC. I have watched it repeatedly and I cannot stop laughing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YersIyzsOpc
Anytime I have pangs of regret for never having children, this video will cheer me right up.
Damn... Google "Brandon Crisp" We in Canada don't find that quite as funny. Of course i'm FROM the states, and we have a cure-all for kids like that, the Initials are USMC.
Yep. The Corps sure nudged me on into manhood.
One of THE funniest vids I've seen in a long time. This kid's mother cancelled his World of Warcraft account and he flips out. Big time.
This is EPIC. I have watched it repeatedly and I cannot stop laughing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YersIyzsOpc
Anytime I have pangs of regret for never having children, this video will cheer me right up.
Nice! In a vid full of WTF, the couple of seconds starting at 1:11 really has me wonder what might have happened in the past. Remotes do not belong there!
One of THE funniest vids I've seen in a long time. This kid's mother cancelled his World of Warcraft account and he flips out. Big time.
This is EPIC. I have watched it repeatedly and I cannot stop laughing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YersIyzsOpc
Anytime I have pangs of regret for never having children, this video will cheer me right up.
Seems put on (acting) to me.
More from me! This site is AWESOME (So is the site I got thepictures from :))
Methinks the young man who is sans WOW has some fairly serious issues, possibly related to toilet training if the attempted remote insertion was any indication.
I'm with dmg on this one. Staged.
Was there really any doubt?
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Now THAT'S a big cock! (shuttelcock, that is)
That shuttlecock is one of four on the lawn of our very own Nelson Atkins Museum here in lovely KC. You cannot imagine the hubbub when Claes Oldenburg and Coosje Van Brueggen (I may have misspelled those names) installed them. I like 'em. They're fun.
Governor Sanford.
WTF?
You beat me to this one - I just hears about it on the news. I heard he needed to get away from his kids for a bit - riggghhhttt! Lets do that on Fathers Day - Asshole!
Amusingly, it apparently was "
hike naked day" on the day they claim he was on the trail. Which is a bit of a WTF in itself.
Remind me again, what is taking communion about?
Conjures images of Jon-Benet Ramsey:headshake
You beat me to this one - I just hears about it on the news. I heard he needed to get away from his kids for a bit - riggghhhttt! Lets do that on Fathers Day - Asshole!
Turns out he was actually in Argentina? Truly WTF?
Some really horny people
Chinese traditional medicine is completely safe.
Herbal remedies cause no harm - they're from the earth doncha know.
Aw, look, a unicorn.
Or a unique horn.
my guess is petrified tiger penis.
you know how the Chinese LOVE their tigers...
And penii.
This extreme body modification trend has gone entirely too far.
Well they aren't sowing people together yet
Look! It's moving. It's alive. It's alive... It's alive, it's moving, it's alive, it's alive, it's alive, it's alive, IT'S ALIVE!
Oh, in the name of God! Now I know what it feels like to be God!
CG I don't think this is the thread to be posting what you say in bed
CG I don't think this is the thread to be posting what you say in bed
You mean this part?
It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark.
:eek:
If it does leave a scar it doesn't count
I know I have a hard time getting out of bed in the morning but I don't need this. Maybe for other activities! :D
The most unusual alarm clock I've seen :right:
CG I don't think this is the thread to be posting what you say in bed
Then stop listening at the door.
Here's a new phrase - "He shit a midget."
Hung like a baby's arm. Literally.
He should have a doctor look at that.
If your junk is shaped like that, you got a problem.
Is that The Cellar chat window open on that laptop?
Is that The Cellar chat window open on that laptop?
Hahahhaha...open to "What's mildly irritating you today?"
I sensed a wrong thread post. Kinda.
Tongue in cheek...fair enough, but what is it doing on an instructions website?
http://www.commoncraft.com/zombiesRE: Merc's post. Carry on.
That's got to be a
scam the scammer shot. We had threads about this...
I know I have a hard time getting out of bed in the morning but I don't need this. Maybe for other activities! :D
The most unusual alarm clock I've seen :right:
There's so much wrong here it's hard to know where to start:
1) there's no way a woman would ever sleep with him in that bed - even without the "clock".
2) He's still in Mom's basement, so point 1) is moot.
3) But if he sold that as a sex aid, he might have something going.
Then stop listening at the door.
But the video is so creepy with out the audio
But the video is so creepy with out the audio
<Insert evil laugh here>
The bed alarm clock reminded me of this gadget that I ran across online a few years ago. I still think it's pretty nifty.
Weather Toaster
Also: Elvis bread! ;)
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What is it?
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They are clumps of annelid worms, almost certainly tubificids (Naididae, probably genus Tubifex). Normally these occur in soil and sediment, especially at the bottom and edges of polluted streams. In the photo they have apparently entered a pipeline somehow, and in the absence of soil they are coiling around each other.
It's a severely diseased testicle
You're a severely diseased testicle.
It does draw up like it's about to pop, though.
I don't quite see how a ball of discrete critters like tubifex worms (which you can buy dried as fish food, btw), can all move together at once, which happens several times in the video.
Probably the same way a herd stampedes all at once, they feel everyone around them moving. Like a mosh pit!
I think they are shit eating turdovores.
Just like Rush Limbaugh...
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I think this picture is really sad. It must be a non viable foetus that was once someone's dream. Imagine the horror of finding out the baby you'd imagined actually looked like that.
Holoprosencephaly.
a cephalic disorder in which the prosencephalon (the forebrain of the embryo) fails to develop into two hemispheres. Normally, the forebrain is formed and the face begins to develop in the fifth and sixth weeks of human pregnancy. Hox genes, which guide placement of embryonic structures, fail to activate along the midline of the head, allowing structures that are normally paired on the left and right to merge. (The condition also occurs in other species, as with Cy, the Cyclops kitten.)
The most severe of the facial defects (or anomalies) is cyclopia, an abnormality characterized by the development of a single eye, located in the area normally occupied by the root of the nose, and a missing nose or a nose in the form of a proboscis (a tubular appendage) located above the eye. The condition is also referred to as cyclocephaly or synophthalmia and is very rare.
From
wikipedia.
I agree, severe birth defects are very sad. :(
<Insert evil laugh here>
I think this one will work
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Holoprosencephaly.
a cephalic disorder in which the prosencephalon (the forebrain of the embryo) fails to develop into two hemispheres. Normally, the forebrain is formed and the face begins to develop in the fifth and sixth weeks of human pregnancy. Hox genes, which guide placement of embryonic structures, fail to activate along the midline of the head, allowing structures that are normally paired on the left and right to merge. (The condition also occurs in other species, as with Cy, the Cyclops kitten.)
The most severe of the facial defects (or anomalies) is cyclopia, an abnormality characterized by the development of a single eye, located in the area normally occupied by the root of the nose, and a missing nose or a nose in the form of a proboscis (a tubular appendage) located above the eye. The condition is also referred to as cyclocephaly or synophthalmia and is very rare.
From wikipedia.
I agree, severe birth defects are very sad. :(
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Wasn't that one in the nsfw wtf thread?
I think it's photoshoppus scammus
There's lots of medical photographs of cyclops babies, you can find them easily on the 'net. It's legit.
Found on a temple doorway in Inner Mongolia
Mmm... Mongolian long pig...
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:eek: As seen
here. But wait, there's
backstory.
“This guide to recent research in child development, learning disabilities and psychology, nutrition, and metabolism is designed to help parents and teachers detect and treat conditions that cause children to misbehave.”
Heh. This is my life, right here. I used to have a very
inviting child, myself. ;)
The book won the Delta Kappa Gamma Society International Educator’s Award and the Award for Extraordinary Achievement from the Institute of Neuro-Physiological Psychology when it was published in 1987.
It's an award-winning, completely understandable, possibly useful book -- but good lord, they need to fire their editor! Who picked
that title!?
I like the fact that the kid on the cover actually looks like he just got punched in the side of the face. That is some stellar marketing, right there.
I like the fact that the kid on the cover actually looks like he just got punched in the side of the face. That is some stellar marketing, right there.
I'm sure the morally outraged would pick this book up in a flash, then discover it's true content and decide to buy it so they can brag to all their friends about how clever they are.
The containing page does not have any explanation.
http://resound1.com/twin-brother-in-his-stomach/
He is his brothers keeper.
His brother is always shitting on him.
Yea, but at least his head was in the right place.
Check out these fun tools from the past.
http://www.surgicaltechnologists.net/blog/20-scary-old-school-surgical-tools
Anyone up for a Tobacco Smoke Enema (1750s-1810s)?
"He's not heavy, he's my brother."
Well...actually he IS kinda heavy!
Oh...he's voting. Does that mean he gets two votes?
"get your head out of your ass! Wait, that's not your head OR your ass..."
"I just need to get this off my chest"
I couldn't help but follow
the link. It gets funnier the more they repeat it.
I never knew Batman's father was a fairy.
How do you know that's not his mother?
Thanks, Q, couldn't work out what the hell those were supposed to be! :lol:
I must have stared at it for 2 or 3 minutes, before I figured out the things over her nose were cats heads. :rolleyes:
They look like baby manatees. Who the hell is going to hire that chick? For anything. What an idiot.
It's prolly done with a sharpie. This has become really popular in the Hispanic "community."
@Merc: Why be concerned with getting hired when you can live fairly comfortable on handouts?
@Merc: Why be concerned with getting hired when you can live fairly comfortable on handouts?
:D
Imagine that. People who want others to pay their way in life while they nothing or nearly nothing. :rolleyes:
It's prolly done with a sharpie. This has become really popular in the Hispanic "community."
Do a google search for "chola."
EEK.
That's the ugliest freaking crap I've ever seen!
The chocolate milk mustache is especially charming...
A new take on the monobrow:
:D
oh hai! I want to be uglier than anyone ever thought possible. Hand me that sharpie.
I did google chola. I wish I hadn't. the one on the left in the Sharpies pic looks like one of the girls from Grange Hill. Except for the "eyebrows"
Annette Firman (Nadia Chambers)
I don't know if it should be here or in the NSFW thread. It's clean! It just... well... proves I have a dirty mind! Watch the video!
Shake Weight Exercisebwahahahaha
ooh you are awful!
Who is this dentist? Claus Barbie?
Come on in kids for a hygiene visit with "Snuggles"!
:eek:
That'll cause nightmares.
Fangs a lot.
LOOK!
It's the new Buckwheat cereal!
Sandwich, anyone?
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It's a BLT!
Bacon, lettuce and tortise!
I find it kind of hard to believe that that dude had enough mass to get all the way around that track without stopping.
I find it kind of hard to believe that that dude had enough mass to get all the way around that track without stopping.
FFFFFAAAARRRRTTTT PPOOOWWWEEEEERRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!
Bear dentures: you're doin' it WRONG
That's parrot abuse, by any standard.
That's parrot abuse, by any standard.
No
this is parrot abuse.
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Whoopie in milk is a pretty famous image by Annie Leibovitz, IIRC
That's parrot abuse, by any standard.
Perhaps it's time for a parrot/teacher conference if Polly won't follow the dress code.
Wasn't Polly the one lusting after that cracker? ;)
Perhaps it's time for a parrot/teacher conference if Polly won't follow the dress code.
Such as something still gaudy, but more home spun?
Wasn't Polly the one lusting after that cracker? ;)
psssstttttt!......
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I want one.
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Annie Leibovitz, IIRC
Man have you heard about her recent financial troubles? She got herself in deep.
They are trying to pick up the game with that huge antenna.
Trying to contact aliens, from the looks of it. Nazca lines are better, though.
Make sure you scroll to the right to see the tail fin. It looks kinda cute peeping up through the ice.
This looked a lot easier when Sean Connery and Alec Baldwin did it...
I want to know what they are standing on to get the elevation
in order to take the picture?
How about a helicopter? ;)
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Yes, parents, it is finally here! Bebe Gloton, or Glutton Baby! Comes complete with strap-on falsies with bags of fake milk and pseudo-nipples, so your five year old daughter can learn to breast feed long before she even has breasts! [COLOR="LemonChiffon"]And her brother can get a head start with his cross-dressing fetish, but that's another story.[/COLOR]
Official mascot of the La Leche League.
Ew! Omgz that's so wtf! That doll baby should come with a plastic bottle full of fake fake milk like nature intended!
That doll baby should come with a plastic bottle full of fake fake milk like nature intended!
No kidding!! If God had intended human infants to nurse, he'd have made women with some kind of built-in milk glands.
redneck time out
Just got back from Montana last night, leaving for SoCal Saturday morning, to visit my young niece and her brand new baby. Bringing duct tape.
Found this while searching for something today. It's by far the strangest "404 not found" I've come across.
redneck time out
:lol2: That rocks. Thanks.
from thereifixedit.com (thanks for the link, Dar, that's an awesome site)
redneck time out
You've never heard the term "Babysitter on a Roll (tm)?"
only kinda wtf, but it made me laugh:
You've never heard the term "Babysitter on a Roll (tm)?"
The best part is a) they sent along the ducky to keep the kid company and b) it appears to be winking.
Actually, that is the magic duck that Duck tape comes from. You don't want to know the details, though.
Pizza fail ...haggis! You #&%$ed up heating up a frozen pizza you moron!
The best part is a) they sent along the ducky to keep the kid company and b) it appears to be winking.
no, the BEST part is the look on the kid's face. That and the Troll hair.
Knit TP?
Yeah, it'll do the job, butt the itching will continue...
Sometimes the signs say something about the people holding them.
Sometimes the signs say something about the people holding them.
If you hold an opinion strongly enough to hold up a sign about it you're probably retarded.*
* Unless we're talking about things like rape and murder being bad. Even then, holding up a sign for that sort of thing is kind of silly.
Regardless they are good for ps fodder
Raise your hands
Raise your voice
Give the chickens
Another choice
Gosh, I wonder why they're wearing masks. :rolleyes:
Thanks Merc. Now I'll have nightmares till she either is voted out or dies in office. Neither are pretty.
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I love all of the people coming out to express their freedom of speech but wearing masks so no one can see who they are. As a Veteran myself it makes me sick seeing some of the things my brothers and sisters are fighting and dying to protect. And people wonder why I move to Canada.
Oh, and the "Behead" poster was A.W.E.S.O.M.E.
Bahahahahaha!!! Thanks for this one Merc!
Im sending that one to my dad
Just stumbled across this.
It's old news. An elephant seal that turned up at a boat ramp in New Zealand and harassed the people there for a while.
I don't think I'd be standing there watching it like the guy in the first picture. (I know he's probably not quite as close as the perspective makes it look... but still.)
I always knew they were supposed to be big, but when they are on the beach, there is nothing to use as a reference. Next to the cars, those beasts are freaking HUGE.
We came back from vacation and this is how we found our patio...
And upon closer inspection...
Flint insists it is a pier installed a year ago, but it is a foot out from the corner of our home. It is rusty and cast iron. I had a plumber out here today that though it was a clean out line, but we identified the 2 clean out lines and the slope out and aren't perpendicular to the house. The Plumber was befuddled and admitted he had no idea what it was. Flint maintains plumbing would not be perpendicular and that it must be structural, but I disagree. The piers are steel and this is clearly cast iron. I am not aware of structural elements being made of cast iron... and the only support it might supply would be to the patio... and with a small blue cap at the end I have a hard time believing that wasthe intention of it.
So... any guesses???
What the heck is that? An old sprinkler system?
Who knows? Maybe there used to be a lawn there.
So you noticed a broken patio, and then lifted up the rubble and saw a pipe going straight down into the ground?
The facts that I know: that after the foundation repair people did their work, they had to (for whatever reason) repair several patches in the concrete of the patio (just as they had to DIG HOLES "a foot out" from the house where they worked in a dirt area). THIS WAS ONE OF THEM. ... I'm not an expert on what exatly they do, but I know with 100% certainty that they did SOMETHING in that exact spot, and that, now, their concrete repair has popped loose. Whatever this thing is, it is something that was part of the foundation work. There is no question about that. This is a known fact.
Edit: Bruce, can you move this whole topic to the "What Is This?" thread? This isn't the right thread.
The facts that I know: that after the foundation repair people did their work, they had to (for whatever reason) repair several patches in the concrete of the patio (just as they had to DIG HOLES "a foot out" from the house where they worked in a dirt area). THIS WAS ONE OF THEM. ... I'm not an expert on what exatly they do, but I know with 100% certainty that they did SOMETHING in that exact spot, and that, now, their concrete repair has popped loose. Whatever this thing is, it is something that was part of the foundation work. There is no question about that. This is a known fact.
Edit: Bruce, can you move this whole topic to the "What Is This?" thread? This isn't the right thread.
You are wrong... the areas they repaired are a few inches over from this... a different color entirely... you are wrong honey. I love you, but you are wrong.
So you noticed a broken patio, and then lifted up the rubble and saw a pipe going straight down into the ground?
Correct...
Maybe it leads to an old cistern? Or maybe it's irrigation? Is it small, like a supply pipe an inch wide, or fat, like a drain pipe a couple inches wide?
I don't know much, but speaking as a man, I would totally pee down that pipe.
I thought about posting the same thing, and then was going to switch it to suggesting pouring gasoline down there and lighting it, you know, for fun. But then I thought I'd be serious.
Maybe it leads to an old cistern? Or maybe it's irrigation? Is it small, like a supply pipe an inch wide, or fat, like a drain pipe a couple inches wide?
It is a few inches wide... exactly like a drain pipe, but sticking straight up at the sky.
Was that a plastic drinking cup covering the pipe in the first picture?
If it is in the same spot as the place where the foundation people were working, maybe it's a hole for testing the soil. Don't know why there would be a pipe there. I know very little about getting core samples of soil for foundation tests. Or maybe it leads to a cistern. Is there a downspout or a logical place for a previous downspout nearby? Or maybe it it tied into the sewer system and is some sort of clean out. Does it smell bad? That's probably the most logical guess.
If you lived up north I'd be suggesting buried heating oil tanks.
You're like Encyclopedia Glatt, on the case! :)
We've got plenty more weird shit at our house you can look at.
The blue thing was a fitted cover for it. It had no smell. The plumber poured some water down it ... obviously that didn't tell him anything. He did think it was a clean out for the sewer line untill he found the two clean outs... he did seem to feel it was part of the sewer line... considering it was cast iron and obviously old and rusted like the rest of our sewer line, but he said he had no clue what it was there for if there were two other clean outs...
Yes... our house is one big wierd fing baffelment... you are welcome to take the behind the scenes tour anytime.
Corpse hole. Er, wait, innocence tube.
How about you get a long stick and see how deep the tube goes.
If it is the same material as the old sewer pipes, it is probably part of that; did your sewer system have a septic tank? Could this be some kind of vent pipe? Presuming it has been disused for years, there might not be any smell any more.
I like the petrol idea but that probably says more about me than anything.
blow some pressurized air in there and see what pops!
Vent pipe is my guess too.
Do you have access to a fiber optic scope?
Gas pipes are cast iron, plumbed in Barbecue point?
Gas pipes aren't cast iron, they're black iron or galvanized.
I'd stick something (pole, string with weight) down there to see how deep it goes. Then fill it with water, you should be able to estimate how much it should take, once you know how deep it is. If it doesn't fill up then it must be connected to a drain... probably your sewer line. Have somebody flush the toilet while you listen to the hole. If it's your sewer line you should be able to hear it and may even feel a rush of displaced air.
Plan B - replace the blue plastic cup and fugetaboutit. ;)
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Plan B - replace the blue plastic cup and fugetaboutit. ;)
That would be my Plan A. :p
Otherwise I vote for a place to stick a parasol. Some cover is common for these, to prevent water from going in. However if the pipe goes really deep, this explanation is out.
gaddamn it if somebody doesn't pee down it i'm going to texas and pee down it myself.
some things are important
Thank you, Tony, for maintaining standards. :thumb:
Left over from an antennae?
Maybe the foundation guys put it there so they could pee in it.
I KNOW!!! You're in Texas. It's part of the underground railroad for illegal immigrants!
gaddamn it if somebody doesn't pee down it i'm going to texas and pee down it myself.
some things are important
We have a futon you could crash on... copme on down.
The pipe was clearly laid at the tiem the home was constructed back in the 50's... it was not put there by the foundation folks... despite Flint's insistance.... all I can figure is ... perhaps the house originally had a septic system? Who knows... its a head scratcher...
The more I look at it, the more I'm convinced it's a floor drain, without the little grate that normally sits in the "bowl".
Our 1 year old is Extremely impressed with that car!!!!!
Gas pipes aren't cast iron, they're black iron or galvanized.
I'd stick something (pole, string with weight) down there to see how deep it goes.
My first thought as well. Tie a heavy lead fishing weight onto the end of a cotton string. Slowly lower the weight until you fell the string slacken. Mark the string. Pull it up, check the cotton end for any smell or evidence of water. See how deep it is by measuring it.
Of course you could just call the foundation guys and see wha they have to say about it.
If they don't know what it is I would call the City water people and see if they have a clue.
hee stumbled on this and it made me think of UT
What are the broken dreams of an ant eater?
What are the broken dreams of an ant eater?
Apparently, having a bigger dick.
:idea: Ah, I'm an Anteater.
I'm an aunt! :eek:
:cool:
belly make-up :eek:
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Is it wrong that I want to smack her just for being too perky and enthusiastic?
ouch little angel!
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Wouldn't it be simpler just to talk into it?
(sign is in the elevator at the hospital where momwolf is now)
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Pair mold? You mean a bra? :haha:
Nah. A bra is a double barrel slingshot.
... overtheshoulderboulderholder...
well... I want what is in them anyway
I want a pear mold
Leave it out for a few days. You'll get what you want.
^^^^^^^
"I can haz cassell!
Wun day all dis will be my mine.
There must be some kind of way out of here
Said the joker to the thief
There's too much confusion
I can't get no relief
Businessmen, they drink my wine
Plowmen dig my earth
None will level on the line
Nobody of it is worth
No reason to get excited
The thief he kindly spoke
There are many here among us
Who feel that life is but a joke
But you and I, we've been through that
And this is not our fate
So let us not talk falsely now
The hour's getting late, hey
All along the watchtower
Princes kept the view
While all the women came and went
Barefoot servants too
Outside in the cold distance
A wild cat did growl
Two riders were approaching
And the wind began to howl, hey
All along the watchtower
All along the watchtower
I could not decide if this was NSFW since it is a food item...
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peters.
I could not decide if this was NSFW since it is a food item...
It's just some red peppers. What's the problem? If your boss thinks they look like something else you can't control that.
If you hungry and you know raise your hand.
If you hungry and you know raise your hand.
That would be a leg. Raise your leg up high.
Putting your foot in your mouth-your doing it wrong
"No, she was really ugly, coyote ugly."
What a bunch of coke heads....
I think the big guy in the gray and red jacket just farted.
pretty normal for Asians from what the internets tells me.
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Yes, that is TRULY a WTF. I guess the guy in the picture is Big Gay Al.
That dog ain't gay.
That's profiling.
I actually Googled it to see if it's a real album cover. Of course, it is. Silly me.
But in so doing, I found a GOLDMINE:
http://www.themusicologists.com/classic-album-archives/worst-album-covers-ever
Reading it, I laughed until I peed. Seriously.
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I actually Googled it to see if it's a real album cover. Of course, it is. Silly me.
But in so doing, I found a GOLDMINE: http://www.themusicologists.com/classic-album-archives/worst-album-covers-ever
Reading it, I laughed until I peed. Seriously.
It was strange seeing the Poison cover on that list.
And I have two Lords of Acid CDs ... Pussy and The Crab Louse. I am not sure why.
Professional research? :haha:
Another example of a super fast shutter.
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Holy mackerel!!
but I want to see him ride it.
Her or the dog - Sorry, I couldn't resist.
Hey, it's Fang from Harry Potter.
I'm pretty sure these images are for real.
I'm pretty sure these images are for real.
Could be quite small peepulz?
I thought I'd seen those pics some time ago, with the "this dawg is fake" admonition. Not sure of that, though.
Ahhh, da snopes says that dog is either a digital manipulation or freakishly large.
http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/hercules.aspThe dog is perfectly proportioned but that large? I don't think so.
This says it's true. A new world record pending.
Capn, read the text below the picture in your link. That's not hercules in the picture.
I don't like the kind of bullfighting where they kill the bull, but in some kinds they don't, so I choose to believe this is one of the non-fatal kinds, because anything where you can make a big mean animal do this is pretty awesome.
There is *no* way I'm putting my dick anywhere near that thing. I'll piss my pants first.
That's why it hasn't been patented yet. Nobody will test it.
Reminds me of the Big Mistake guy...
The bellbottoms and the phone booth are screaming 70's.
...looks like we got us a convoy......
Right around the corner are "14 friends of Jesus in a chartreuse microbus".
Looks like GARY has one too many letters in his name.
...Not that there's anything wrong with that....
I can handle the 70s aspect...it's that POSE. Freak o' nature.
You cruel bastards! He obviously has a severe case of scoliosis.
I ain't heard nobody wantin' to eat that fucker yet. Imagine that.
Beware the zebra-crossing! :eek:
And beware the cross zebra....
A Møøse once bit my sister ...
A Møøse once bit my sister ...
No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse
with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given
her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and
star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo
Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst
Nordfink".
Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti...Theater/Geek Contamination alert
clear the area!
I said clear the goddamn fuckin' area...... don't stop ti discuss the most efficient way to clear the area, or your "motive"....
there's interbreeding and everything.... it's not a pretty sight
yeah, I saw this on another site. I think it might be a gag ad. Though, never discount the fact that ther are no limits to stupidity.
I think it might be a gag . . .
No, it's not a gag, it's a .. . oh. nevermind.
I wonder if that kid up top is wearing a seat belt.
What I want to know is why the car has tentacles.
I think those are the legs of the blow-up dolls.
Which raises a whole new set of questions.
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ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Who wants a fat old guy wearing a diaper in all their wedding pics? WTH?
Looks like it's not just the bride getting nailed that day.
Looks like it's not just the bride getting nailed that day.
Nor the husband getting crucified.
You certainly have a calvarlier attitude.
You certainly have a calvarlier attitude.
Would you shut up with the puns already?
You're making me cross.
Dudes, don't piss Steve off -- he'll come back in three days and lay a world of hurt on you.
Would you shut up with the puns already?
You're making me cross.
I'm sorry. It was just too good to passover.
If easter one of you do that one more time I'll . . .
If easter one of you do that one more time I'll . . .
... stigmata-tas where you'll nevah be able to admire them!
Hey! I can see your honeymoon suite from up here!
What is HungLikeJesus doing at a wedding?
What is HungLikeJesus doing at a wedding?
Just hanging around.
Yea.. It was captioned creepiest pic of the day. I think I would have to agree...
The only thing worse than a mime is a mime in a pink bunny suit.
Jesus Christ! for 79.9% APR you'd think they could wave the damn $75 annual fee.....:eek:
i think a meme in a pink bunny suit might also be pretty scary.
That kid is about to find out how that bank's customers feel...
Appalling! What kind of people are these?
Don't they know that a python should never be left in the untrained, unknowledgable hands of a blubbering infant?
Raincoat. For the beheaded.
Especially if you were beheaded, wouldn't you want a hood? To. . .you know, keep the rain out?
Especially if you were beheaded, wouldn't you want a hood? To. . .you know, keep the rain out?
:lol2:
Just because you've lost your head doesn't mean you have to give up flashing.
"He was a dapper gentleman, an aficionado of the haberdashery arts. This fine trench was designed with him in mind: a headless man need not fret over his lack of the most current chapeau. With this coat, all eyes would be on the fine lines and gentle stitching of the most refined among us."
Ichabod Trench # 4738
Tan or Black
Mens S, M, L, XL
--From the J Peterman catalog
(not really)
"We've designed our raincoats with you, the flasher, in mind.
Why fumble with cumbersome buttons? Our faux buttons with velcro closure in front ensure a quick flash any where, any time.
Whether you prefer flashing at the local playground, the campus parking lot or the public library, our finely tailored raincoats will have you looking your best....until you reveal your worst."
The Flasher Classic
Tan or Black
Mens S, M , L, XL
--From the Martha Stewart Collection for KMart
(Thanks to Shawnee for the inspiration.)
Awesome, Tawny. :)
I actually get the J Peterman catalog mailed to my home. I had never heard of it until Seinfeld, and even then I thought it was a play on J Crew (no fashion girl here.)
You can get it too. Towards the left bottom is a request catalog link. I love when it comes in the mail. :)
I read the blurbs and I love the hand-drawn pictures. That it's a bit tongue-in-cheek is the bonus. It's free.
I thought it was a joke from Seinfeld. I never thought it was real. LOL
I saw it in the window and just had to have it.
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I actually get the J Peterman catalog mailed to my home.
Me too, but they stopped sending me one, probably because I never bought anything. Are you still on their list?
I saw it in the window and just had to have it.
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Carol Burnett?
Carol Burnett?
My favorite Burnett bit!
Me too, but they stopped sending me one, probably because I never bought anything. Are you still on their list?
I haven't bought anything either, but I believe it was fairly recently that I received one. I figured I'd stop getting it sooner or later.
CG: Went With the Wind
Frankly my dear, I don't guh...
DAMN WHAT AN UGLY BITCH. DOWNRIGHT HORRIFYING!
Back to the coat....
I'm going to buy myself one of those as soon as I get ahead.
Holy CRAP! What the hell proposed to her? Sasquatch?
That picture may represent ...
... wishful thinking
... truth of the statement that there is in fact a lid for every pot
... bride of the living dead Halloween costume
That picture may represent ...
... wishful thinking
... truth of the statement that there is in fact a lid for every pot
... bride of the living dead Halloween costume
Crypt keeper's daughter? :eyebrow:
Someone sent me a bunch of these and they are truly WTF!
Oh, dear God....
Nuke it from space. It's the only way to be sure......
It's odd the Corpse Bride thinks what she needs is straighter teeth.
Of all the things she could do to improve her looks, like eat a decent diet that includes fresh vegetables, put on some makeup, stop doing meth, get the circulation going with exercise, go outside occasionally...
But noooo, she chooses braces.
I have looked and looked at this to see if it was shopped, I truly do not know WTF this is about...
that woman looks like she sustained a foreceps accident at birth. Or worse. The right side of her head/face is definitely bashed-in looking...on the other hand, she looks right happy.
Some old favorites here, but a few of these haven't been posted before...
http://dilidoo.com/2009/01/22/random_pictures_that_make_no_sense_71_pics.html
Heheheheheheheheheheheehheheeheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh
http://dilidoo.com/2008/12/26/a_new_weapon_for_the_army_7_drawings.html
More from dilidoo... a site that has occupied FAR too much of my time... Unlike the Cellar which is still one of my favorites
78 cents for a 3-Liter of soda?? That is truly WTF.
they look more like two liters to me...
The $1 sale for six water bottles looks like a pretty good deal.
Two people appear to be drinking in the supermarket. Have they no manners at all? WTF?
And the Rollback on the Gatorade seems to be an good deal as well.
Some old favorites here, but a few of these haven't been posted before...
http://dilidoo.com/2009/01/22/random_pictures_that_make_no_sense_71_pics.html
Heheheheheheheheheheheehheheeheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh
http://dilidoo.com/2008/12/26/a_new_weapon_for_the_army_7_drawings.html
More from dilidoo... a site that has occupied FAR too much of my time... Unlike the Cellar which is still one of my favorites
I've got the 71 pictures figured out. They all entered a contest to win a free trip to the Burning Man festival. The theme is, dress up like Al Franken.
Someone sent me a bunch of these and they are truly WTF!
The next frame is hand smelling. :yelsick:
... or getting cuffed for shoplifting.
You guys are all wrong. That's just a normal Saturday at Wal-Mart
... or getting cuffed for shoplifting.
no cop would ever search THERE!
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Ucch, you'd think with all his money Tom Cruise would be able to afford a better pair of nipple enhancers.
Even the three year old kid is looking at that dude and thinking "WTF?!"
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Halloween: It's all about traumatizing infants.
Did they follow through and hurt the chld? otherwise it doesn't look traumatized to me. ur doin' it wrong.
Spectacular effort though, really. I'm impressed.
Spectacular effort though, really. I'm impressed.
You are not. You're Jinxed. Impressed posteded the pictured.
I thought jinx was going as impressed for Halloween
I was undertoad for halloween. Came home with my bucket only half full, even though it was the last day of the month, and wounded by the cans of spam they threw....
;)
But still managed to kick ass and put smiles on faces?
Sugar and spice, and everything nice . . .
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She got booted for the year. Of course, the male football player who gouged at another players eyes was suspended for a game total.
Feminists are having a field day with this - as irrelevant as I think gender is in this.
It's like "short guy syndrome" in overcompensation for a lack of something: they realize they're playing a wuss sport and try to compensate by being big tough assholes. I'd suspend the whole league, indefinitely.
No way any coach I ever had in any sport would have put up with such unsportsmanlike conduct. Being a girl doesn't make it cute.
Chick was a thug. Bet she beats up her boyfriend/girlfriend.
It's like "short guy syndrome"
It is vertically challenged person's disorder.
And I think she should have been black carded when she did that hair pulling thing.
Caught that bandit red handed.
Caught that bandit red nosed.
After his acrimonious split with Santa, Rudolf sank into a downward spiral of crime...
If you know coons, you know that coon has the option of whooping that buck's ass and going home, if he wants to.
What the hell is that spaceship-looking thing in the middle?
Part of the motion sensor camera setup.
After his acrimonious split with Santa, Rudolf sank into a downward spiral of crime...
The raccon is the one wearing the mask. That makes Rudolph a SUPER HERO! He
can fly, ya know...
What the hell is that spaceship-looking thing in the middle?
Automatic feeder?
Yeah, a deer feeding station. I've seen pictures of them before but don't know exactly how they work. It looks like they drop corn, either timed, or on demand with a motion sensor. The food is up in the air to keep rodents, and other critters, out.
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I've got a six-month-old hen that recently decided she wanted to sit on eggs (
waaaaay too soon, but what can you do?). So, in about two weeks I should have a couple new baby chicks - in the dead of winter.
I may have to purchase a few of these chicken warmers. :D
I may have to purchase a few of these chicken warmers. :D
You mean, like, a microwave? :p
That would make them rubber chickens! :greenface
I've got a six-month-old hen that recently decided she wanted to sit on eggs (waaaaay too soon, but what can you do?). So, in about two weeks I should have a couple new baby chicks - in the dead of winter.
I may have to purchase a few of these chicken warmers. :D
Don't worry. Mom will take care of them. Winter biddies always turn out strong.
OOPS!
Maybe they won't. I don't know where you live. They did just fine in my neck o the woods.
OOPS!
Maybe they won't. I don't know where you live. They did just fine in my neck o the woods.
I'm near America's Vancouver (WA). Our winters aren't too harsh and the coop is a TuffShed - they should be fine, but I've got a nice milkhouse heater for them, just in case.
Of course, now I've got to build her a little brooding house, since she's laid her eggs in a nesting box that's three feet off the ground. *
sigh*
No rest for the wicked! :D
Fight or kinky sex?
It is amazing how one can turn into another so very quickly
Yeah, a deer feeding station. I've seen pictures of them before but don't know exactly how they work. It looks like they drop corn, either timed, or on demand with a motion sensor. The food is up in the air to keep rodents, and other critters, out.
I use them. It is a auto feeder, battery operated. Some are on tripods as in the pic, some hang from a tree. It is up in the air so it disperses the corn or other feed a large distance. It is on a timer and there are many variations. You set them up about 8 weeks before season. It is illegal in our state to hunt over feed placed by hunters for ten days from when they stop operating. Not so in other places. As you can see from the pic this does not stop other animals from getting the feed and many do. You name it and most will eat there. The camera is a game camera usually strapped to a tree that is motion activated. Here is another pic that was snapped by a motion camera I just got in the mail today.
Ever get the feeling that something was following you in the night?
Two things I find funny:
1) Hunters lure deer with food. :lol2: Real sportin' of ya! Pussies.
2) No one has ever been able to design a food giver outer thingy that a squirrel can't figure out!
Two things I find funny:
1) Hunters lure deer with food. :lol2: Real sportin' of ya! Pussies.
2) No one has ever been able to design a food giver outer thingy that a squirrel can't figure out!
1. Come on down and I'll show you how hard it is to get them either way. How does it differ from what most hunters do and plant food plots? Why walk around and risk some dumb assed redneck from shooting you thinking you are a deer wearing blaze orange vest and an orange hat when you can sit quitely in a deer stand and wait for them to come to you? Hunting the world over differs from region to region.
2. Squirrels can't get in these. But they can eat it off the ground like all the other critters. Besides they are good to eat too if you like them. I just use them for target practice on my bird feeders. :D
No thanks. I only kill hobos. Are there hobo deer? ;)
Yep.
There are some of these too.
Hahahahahaa...hey! That's a llama! Not the two headed kind, but a llama nonetheless.
(What does como se llama mean? What is the name of your llama)
But in that second photo, yeah, definitely deer. :)
Some people hunt, harvest and package their food. Others wait for someone else to do it for them. It all winds up as fecal material.
@merc: Where was that stalking shot taken? That's a huge fucking cat! ...and one dead deer.
Some people hunt, harvest and package their food. Others wait for someone else to do it for them. It all winds up as fecal material.
@merc: Where was that stalking shot taken? That's a huge fucking cat! ...and one dead deer.
I have no idea, it was one of those streams of em I get from other hunters. I agree, it was huge, and it would make me think twice about hunting there without NVG. :D
2) No one has ever been able to design a food giver outer thingy that a squirrel can't figure out!
This one works pretty well, although the squirrel does get to eat a bite or two before it kicks in.
Squirrel FeederIt is amazing how one can turn into another so very quickly
Sure, that's guys love catfights. ;)
Ever get the feeling that something was following you in the night?
Over the past couple of years, I've read that was Montana, Colorado, and a double exposure, but who knows? It seems odd the cat could get that close, and the deer not be on a dead run? It's really hard to sneak up on deer
... The camera is a game camera usually strapped to a tree that is motion activated....
You have motion activated trees there? Eats, shoots, and leaves.
...Over the past couple of years, I've read that was Montana, Colorado, and a double exposure, but who knows? It seems odd the cat could get that close, and the deer not be on a dead run? It's really hard to sneak up on deer
Deer can smell in the dark. I think you're right - it's 'shoppped.
Smell in the dark? Are there animals whose sense of smell turns off in the dark? I'm not trying to make fun: I can't hear in the dark.
;)
This one works pretty well, although the squirrel does get to eat a bite or two before it kicks in.
Squirrel Feeder
Whoa! I totally thought that was gonna be one of those spinning feeders.
Smell in the dark? Are there animals whose sense of smell turns off in the dark? I'm not trying to make fun: I can't hear in the dark.
;)
What?
(knocks on your forehead) Dude, deer can smell in the dark? Who can't freaking smell in the dark?
Oh fuggin' forget it.
Write back when you get it.
Deer can smell in the dark. I think you're right - it's 'shoppped.
Smell in the dark?
That's what he said.
ORLY? Yeah, I can't hear him. It's light out. I can only hear in the light. I have a hearing ear dog to help, but he can't read.
I have a snail that know braille, would that help?
I can't hear in the dark.;)
What?
He got it.
WHOOOOOOOOOSH[SIZE="10"][/SIZE]
This is how wars start.
Shawnee, there is a brand of humour in which any reference to being deaf is treated to the response "What?" as though the responder were themselves deaf. I think this was Spexxvet indulging in this type of humour.
Please feel free to correct me if I'm wrong, Spexx; and to slap me if I didn't need to explain this, Shawnee.
No slapping allowed!
Nah, I got that part of it...
:)
You have motion activated trees there? Eats, shoots, and leaves.
Deer can smell in the dark. I think you're right - it's 'shoppped.
That deer could be in full rut. If so he'll walk right over a herd of anything to get to some deer pussy. Kinda like....well... you know....
US.;)
No slapping allowed!
Nah, I got that part of it...
:)
[thinks]Damn[/thinks]Am I the only person who thought of the possibility that maybe the cougar was downwind of the deer? And maybe there might have even been a breeze.
WWOC?
(what would Occam cut?)
Am I the only person who thinks a shawnee/spexxvet jello wrestle might be fun?
That would be a cool opening act for a DanaC / Lookout naked cagematch.
Am I the only person who thinks a shawnee/spexxvet jello wrestle might be fun?
Nekkid/lime. I have cast down my gauntlet.
Am I the only person who thinks a shawnee/spexxvet jello wrestle might be fun?
:eek:
Can it be lime? I don't like the red jello.
OMG...we posted at the same time! Lime! I rhyme!
Nekkid/lime. I have cast down my gauntlet.
:eek:
Can it be lime? I don't like the red jello.
Haggis
Great minds, and all that...
If you know coons, you know that coon has the option of whooping that buck's ass and going home, if he wants to.
I don't think the coon has that option, this time. :mg:
LMAO @ Spexx and Shawnee!
OMG...we posted at the same time! Lime! I rhyme!
It isn't as though it was a simultaneous orgasm or anything, you know? :right:
I don't think the coon has that option, this time. :mg:
Just wait, that coon's gonna fart something
so bad.........
1. Why walk around and risk some dumb assed [COLOR=Red]lawyer from the city[/COLOR] from shooting you thinking you are a deer wearing blaze orange vest and an orange hat when you can sit quitely in a deer stand and wait for them to come to you? Hunting the world over differs from region to region.
A more likely scenario. Rednecks know what a deer looks like.
:lol: sure it wasn't a vice-president?
:lol: sure it wasn't a vice-president?
Yea, but he was only like 20 feet away when he shot that guy in the face. Maybe he has eyesight problems. But if anyone has been to a dove shoot...
REPEAT:
I'd rather go on a dove hunt with Cheney than ride in a convertible with Kennedy.
Wait a minute, I didn't know they were shoting doves. I only remembered some non-specific bird shooting.
The symbolism just gets better and better.
Wait a minute, I didn't know they were shoting doves. I only remembered some non-specific bird shooting.
The symbolism just gets better and better.
I do believe they were on a quail hunt.
When you get shot with a shotgun, WTF difference does it make?
The size of the pellets they're loaded with. ;)
I do believe they were on a quail hunt.
And Cheney shot his friend instead of Dan Quail? Missed opportunity.
And Cheney shot his friend instead of Dan Quail? Missed opportunity.
You think he should have shot and killed Dan Quail?:eek: Ok.
donated to the thrift shop this week
Hopefully it doesn't smell like...........................................mildew. :D
this arrived 5 minutes later:
-they priced the EZ HO at $5, so I guess it was well-named....
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We laughed a lot that day....
I like an easy ho. The kind that doesn't have a difficult ass-puzzle.
That ain't no thrift shop. That there's one of them sex shops!
The EZHO.
Guliani must be thrilled.
After all that argument, it turns out we were all wrong.
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You know your signature line ices the cake perfectly.
Preserved for posterity:
Excuse me Miss, does this handkerchief smell like chloroform?
ETA Well that would have worked better if it hadn't have started a new page. :p
If that wouldn't have been on this page when I got here, zen, that is exactly what I was going to post.
I don't think the coon has that option, this time. :mg:
Just wait, that coon's gonna fart something so bad.........
:devil:
A couple of local street signs that have been puzzling me for a while. Neither are new.
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The corporate campus where Mrs. Dallas used to work had a speed limit of 12. I asked about it, and apparently the principle is that boring old multiple-of-5 speed limits just slide past people's notice, but an "unusual" number like 12 or 17 will attract their attention and make them more likely to slow down from street speeds.
It makes people slow down, just to keep from rear-ending people taking pictures. :haha:
So the reasoning behind the 3 Ls is...? 4-way stop? Unless all the maps have mistakenly "corrected" it to 2 Ls :lol: I have googled and searched and as far as I can tell it's not supposed to have 3 Ls but surely i can't be the only one who's ever noticed? it's been there for years!
Probably misspelled, but you never know with proper names, without something to check it against.
When I lived in Emanuel County (briefly) there was a sign at a bridge that said "Bridge ices before road do".
I can't find it by google (what?!!) but I've seen a great road sign in a photo.
There is a dangerous curve on some remote desert track out in Western Australia. After a few spills, someone got a pair of old 44-gallon (not galllon) drums and placed one on each side of the curve. As you approach you see "LIFTEM FOOT". As you exit, you are advised "PUTTEM BACK DOWN".
Ok, this is just sooooo sad.
From a Florida Wal-Mart
http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=7126What the problem? The box is too big to fall on the kid and he's protected from baby snatchers, cheek pinchers and chin chuckers. Oh, and shaded from those blinding overhead lights. :confused:
A couple of local street signs that have been puzzling me for a while. Neither are new.
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looks like some joker slipped a decimal in that speed sign.
Elephant Dung Bamboo Spine Journals
$X.xx
Did you just pick random words out of the dictionary?
Did you just pick random words out of the dictionary?
eh hem . . .
Linkeh hem . . . Link
Dude, you are SOOOOO lucky they do not take paypal.
Elephant Dung Bamboo Spine Journals
Now that's recycling.
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"I wonder why my new friend Tom doesn't want to play. I thought he'd like going down the slide."
eh hem . . . Link
Well.
I guess there is something for everyone.
The pine cone necklace really sets off Granddads goldfish earrings.
those last two pics look like Faces of Meth just with cultural differences.
Oh boy, a hyperbaric oxygen prison.
This is a really great idea for domestic violence relationships where your man keeps punching out your teeth.
Instead of tossing them out, you can give them as lovely gifts.
Also aids the police with DNA for when you inevitably turn up "missing."
It gives a new meaning to the term fight bite
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"The hell with Sal's Pizza, I'm gonna boycott the barber that fucked up your head."
Berlusconi needs one of those now.
Berlusconi needs a new security team, he should consult with Obama's.... wait, maybe not.
Come on, no one armed with a model of Milan cathedral gets anywhere near Obama.
I've been gone for... holy crap, looks like almost 10 months.
Did I miss anything?
Um, yes... and no. Nothing important, we were just fucking around, waiting for you to come back, John.
HEY EVERBODY, JOHN'S BACK, JOHN'S BACK! :celebrat:
What the hell is on that card and what the hell does it all mean? Looks old.
Um, yes... and no. Nothing important, we were just fucking around, waiting for you to come back, John.
Part of a set... it's old.
Bruce may be the most well-versed connoisseur of online images in the Free World.
JOHN!!! YAYYY!!!
Those cards are awesomely WTF.
Yea but WTF are they? You know what is their history? Interesting.
Bruce may be the most well-versed connoisseur of online images in the Free World.
Shhhhh, you'll have the FBI wanting to search my files. :unsure:
Yea but WTF are they? You know what is their history? Interesting.
Dat be art. :cool:
http://www.ryanabegglen.com/index.html
Yeah, I was going to link back to the artist's site if nobody else did.
His entire gallery is awesome. I particularly love his wrestler-chicken.
One of my friends pointed out this strange ad on another site. wtf?
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The scary man is the graphic from their "thousands qualify for Obama's mortgage bailout" ad. I think.
I still am not sure what he is doing in that particular ad. It was to the left of my e-mails in hotmail this morning.
Yeah, but...
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Why Pee Wee Herman's mug shot?
"Oh to live on, toilet mountain, with the rust stains and the stinky festoons".
C'mon, sing along!
perfect photo for her sigline
"Oh to live on, toilet mountain, with the rust stains and the stinky festoons".
C'mon, sing along!
:lol:
Oh John, how we've missed you. :love:
I've missed you guys too.
Dat be art. :cool:
http://www.ryanabegglen.com/index.html
Strangely interesting.
Everyone needs a little cute today.
Awwwwwwww.
You'll never get it skinned and gutted like that.
Sharper fingernails would do it. Their little skins are so very thin.
But why would you do that it is so small you would need a bunch of them to make anything
This is not the time of year to skimp on food preparation.
You'll never get it skinned and gutted like that.
Don't need to, they're like the mammal version of soft shelled crabs...
This is not the time of year to skimp on food preparation.
True but at that size it is better off used as bait
Myabe not quite WTF?! but it made me laugh.
Sent from my friend Peter, currently on tour in Germany.
the movie waiting comes to mind
Or fatal attraction....:eek:
From
Google maps :eyebrow:
looks more like molestation and they are going to film it too!
Is that the symbol you're at a NAMBLA* friendly place and it's okay to go ahead and molest?
*North American Man Love Boy Association
[SIZE="1"]Pssst. North American Man Boy Love Association.[/SIZE];)
No North American Marlene Brando lookalike Association
From Google maps :eyebrow:
Yah. Sutton Maddock is really weird, but not the strangest I've seen.
Sad that it was at a Krispy Kreme too ... guess that helps to lure the kids in
Yah. Sutton Maddock is really weird, but not the strangest I've seen.
Maybe strange, but looks really pretty from the air.
No North American Marlene Brando lookalike Association
Marlene Brando? I didn't know the guy had a sister. ;)
Another one ... this is not doctored in any way and I screen captured it myself. Seems a bit pricey to me ...
Well, given that it hasn't even been built yet, I guess infinity per month is a fair price.
I would love to own a Mustang Saleen.
Whatever that is, it looks like it smells like ass. Is it rotten eggs?
Follow the links and go to photo "eggs 3.jpg." That's where all the beaks and claws are mixed in.
The link tells how they take weeks, and sometimes months to prepare these Century Eggs... then there's an ad for Minute Rice. :lol:
Another one ... this is not doctored in any way and I screen captured it myself. Seems a bit pricey to me ...
Jim? Did you go to work for Ford?
Follow the links and go to photo "eggs 3.jpg." That's where all the beaks and claws are mixed in.
First the extruded poultry meat, now this, and ants infesting my desk... are y'all determined to make me hurl this morning?!?
that bug reminds me of the movie Aliens
The shot of it on the web site reminded me of the ear parasites from Star Trek II.
Those are revisited in the most recent Trek film, except they put them down their throats instead of in their ears. Looks like the same creature to me, though.
We showed The Wrath of Khan (ST2) to the girls last week. They got fired up about seeing all of them... then last night we watched ST1, that put out the fire.
We showed The Wrath of Khan (ST2) to the girls last week. They got fired up about seeing all of them... then last night we watched ST1, that put out the fire.
Isn't the rule that you should only watch the evens?
Now we can choose better. :) We got them a copy of the new movie which was everything 1 wasn't. 1 does a tour around the ship that goes on forever while the new one takes a quick peek mid action. Much better played.
One of my friends pointed out this strange ad on another site. wtf?
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He's ba-aaack...
Hahahahaa...we get students coming in saying they saw an ad that Obama will give moms money to go to school.
It's nothing different, just the regular FA stuff. Well, I guess if it gets people into school...
!?
http://sendmesomething.org/
What will you send me?
It’s a surprise. But just so you know, it will probably not be something of great monetary value (like a set of buffalo nickels), or something overtly grotesque (like cat vomit).
Can I send a self-addressed stamped box?
Yes. You can send any size of envelope or box, as long as it self-addressed and stamped. We will fill it with as many items as we can, given the postage. If you send a big box with a lot of postage, it may take us longer to fill, and therefore, longer for you to receive it. Please be patient.
How long will it take to receive my self-addressed stamped envelope?
It’s hard to say. Our goal is to have it back to you within 2-3 weeks. But if we get overloaded, it may take longer.
Will you send me something outside of the U.S.?
We’d love to! Just make sure you put enough postage on it.
Can I request to be sent something specific?
Well…generally, speaking, no. However, if you ask really, really, really nicely, and the request is for something in a category we are plentiful in, then maybe.
How are you funding this?
This is a totally self-funded endeavor. We are not receiving sponsorship of any kind. The items we send are not of great monetary value, and you are paying the postage, so it’s a fairly free/cheap project.
Can I send you something?
Yes, you may. As long as it is not overtly gross (like slime mold) or sent for advertising purposes.
What’s the catch?
There is none. You just send us a self-addressed stamped envelope, and we send it back to you with something inside. Please note that we will not share your address with anyone, for any reason, or any price.
We showed The Wrath of Khan (ST2) to the girls last week. They got fired up about seeing all of them... then last night we watched ST1, that put out the fire.
Tell them about the even numbers thing, and keep on going. It's an important part of our cultural history.
double dare -tripple dare -whatever
I'll take that dare.
If and when I ever receive anything, I'll post results.
Who else is game?
I'm scared it's terrorists. ;)
You owe me a keyboard. :)
ha ha yay! Impress took the challenge.
* yes I'm a chicken *
I'd be scared it's a crazy person but I am excited to know!
Thanks for being brave impress! I'm impressed!
ha ha yay! Impress took the challenge.
* yes I'm a chicken *
I'd be scared it's a crazy person but I am excited to know!
Thanks for being brave impress! I'm impressed!
If I get a mailbox chock full o' anthrax, I'll hunt you down and kill you. Lovingly, of course.
Send Shaw in your stead. Just tell her that sky is a hobo
If I get a mailbox chock full o' anthrax, I'll hunt you down and kill you. Lovingly, of course.
well as long as it's lovingly then
Send Shaw in your stead. Just tell her that sky is a hobo
I don't get it. Yer talking crooked
Send shaw and tell HER I am a hobo ?
I'll not be sending ..her or I. If we need a hobo we'll find a real one. someplace....Impress said it would be merciful.
Shaw is the most infamous Hobo killer Queen. [COLOR="Gray"](shhh, but don't tell anyone)[/COLOR]
The ultimate photoshop. :lol:
The expanded cro-magnum man.
Talk about a 'dic head' !
He's ba-aaack...
Hey that i.d. looks fake.:p
This is becoming like the advertising version of "where's waldo"....
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If that is what they sent you impress I would send it back
If that is what they sent you impress I would send it back
If that's what they sent, not only would I send it back, I'd demand a refund of my postage t'boot.
I'm scared it's terrorists. ;)
Or worse, Republicans.
I'm scared it's Amway or Jehovah's Witnesses or Herbalife.:yelsick:
Oh, and this:
Tell me (and the rest of the Cellar) WTF is going on in this pic.
Oh, and this:
Tell me (and the rest of the Cellar) WTF is going on in this pic.
Ha! A typical night in my world as a dispatcher!! It's obvious these 2 women are fighting over that 'handsome' man's wood!! :eek:
You guys really don't know?
That's a scene from the upcoming Thor movie. It's the funeral pyre of Baldur. The woman in front is Thokk who would not weep for him and the woman in back is a Norn.
Oh awesome. Is it in 3d? :3eye:
Oh awesome. Is it in 3d? :3eye:
This movie is so special it's in 4d.
I bet it's GOOD! ;)
Me too. But I bet Flint won't go. ;)
Yeah, it's been built up too much. :lol:
Actually that's a real life picture of Lumberjim.:rolleyes:
Oh, and this:
Tell me (and the rest of the Cellar) WTF is going on in this pic.
That reminds me; anyone see the season premier of Big Love?
I think I remember seeing those same people on the last Jerry Springer show!
Thor made a movie? When? did he bunk out of school? 'cause I swear I have sports scheduled for that little bugger every non-school-waking-minute
Oh, and this:
Tell me (and the rest of the Cellar) WTF is going on in this pic.
De-lousing.
(awesome wtf pic, btw!)
Thor made a movie? When? did he bunk out of school? 'cause I swear I have sports scheduled for that little bugger every non-school-waking-minute
He's been
getting out of bed at night. Due next year. Supposed to be directed by Kenneth Brannagh, so it might be pretty good.
Let me guess, he and the cat killed off the varmint that wuz eatin' his squash.
I don't know, Impress,...is he protecting his squash or his pussy?
If it's the pussy he needs a bigger gun.
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Impress's pic ... When Vegetarians Go Postal.
So I'm half paying attention to my computer, and hal to the TV. And there's a commercial or a toilet cleaning product. (Umm.. lysol? I forget which one.) Anyway. The commercial helpfully informs me that bleach doesn't clean toilet stains. It simply turns them white. But it's OK, because this product has "stain-revealing dye."
Stain. Revealing. Dye.
You put dye on something. It changes the color. It .... stains.... it.
Maybe it's just me.
The dye makes the poop molecules visible.
Not a true WTF in the intended WTF spirit, but I'm wondering WTF kind of spider is in my house. Anyone here knowledgeable about such things? WTF kind of spider is this anyway?
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It's a big scary one. Squish it.
A little more information might be helpful. How big? Where was it? Did it have a web?
Looks at first blush to be from the tarantula family but I need more information. Does it have two big eyes on top of several smaller ones? If it has two big ones, it is likely that it is a wolf spider, tarantulas don't have them.
definitely not a wolf spider
I agree with your initial assessment of a tarantula of some type.
My first thought - Get it OUT NOW or KILL IT
Spiders are good stuff. I am always fighting my wife and kids over killing them or not.
My first thought - Get it OUT NOW or KILL IT
A large can of Raid works wonderfully well when thrown overhanded across a room directly at the spider and then screaming like a school girl for hubby to come finish the job! :eek:
Aeresol hairspray is also effective, when coupled with a lighter.
[youtube]H8BfP6zrUBY[/youtube]
It looks to me like a common North American Tarantula or a California Ebony tarantula but the red mark is throwing me. There is a Mexican Red Knee tarantula also but it has a lot more red markings. This specimen also appears to be missing a leg on it's left side.
Do not kill it, it is likely harmless to humans. A tatantula bite is no more serious than a bee sting unless you are allergic. Just capture it in a jar and release it back outside. It looks like a male and males have been known to travel long distances during mating season.
I still could use better information on it. More pics from the side, top and read might help also.
I'm pretty good with my spiders and snakes.
I still could use better information on it. More pics from the side, top and read might help also.
I'm pretty good with my spiders and snakes.
My home is in Southern California. I can no longer find the spider this evening. And even if I could, I am NOT getting any closer to it to take a better picture. It is about one inch big. I did notice a non-orb like web in the window, which I presume is from this particular beastie.
Hmm. I still stand by my initial assessment that it is a harmless California Tarantula. Probably immature as they grow much larger and live for around 28-30 years.
Just as an aside, they make good pets and teaching tools. If you're into that sort of thing. If you can, capture and release is a good policy, that species is your friend.
Wish I could be of more help.
Good luck
Brian
Hmm. I still stand by my initial assessment that it is a harmless California Tarantula.
HA! it might NOT hurt me but it sure could make me hurt myself!!
Yep. I've seen a 1 gram bee whip the shit out of a 200 pound man indirectly.
bruce! that video makes me sad!
That's why it's in WTF, but cheer up, I'm pretty sure it's fake.
Hmm. I still stand by my initial assessment that it is a harmless California Tarantula. Probably immature as they grow much larger and live for around 28-30 years.
Just as an aside, they make good pets and teaching tools. If you're into that sort of thing. If you can, capture and release is a good policy, that species is your friend.
Wish I could be of more help.
Good luck
Brian
Thanks for the information. If said spider and I once again cross paths, I'm disinclined to do anything except scream like a little girl. I'm a bugophobe through and through, except for butterflies. I'm not even too crazy about ladybugs although I like looking at them.
If I see it again, I'll consider asking the neighbor's 13 year old son to retrieve and release it in my garden to feast on other yucky things.
That's why it's in WTF, but cheer up, I'm pretty sure it's fake.
Most definitely fake. Horrifying but fake.
Yeah, it's fake, but a great one.
I'm not even too crazy about ladybugs although I like looking at them.
Somebody told me ladybugs can bite or pinch or something, but they've never bitten me and I've handled a lot of them. They can suddenly fly up and get you in the eye, though.;)
OK. I asked someone who knows more than I on the subject and his opinion is that it is a harmless jumping spider of the family salticidae.
Does this look like your visitor?
If so, it'll be about an inch long, jump around, is not aggressive and can safely be evicted.
I am always fighting with the wife and kids to leave the spiders in the house alone. They are a good house guest.
OK. I asked someone who knows more than I on the subject and his opinion is that it is a harmless jumping spider of the family salticidae.
Does this look like your visitor?
If so, it'll be about an inch long, jump around, is not aggressive and can safely be evicted.
Very similar. The mark on the abdomen is the right color, as are the stripes on the ends of the legs. The abdomen didn't seem to have so many spots on it, though, but I suspect that's akin to a ladybug's varied spots.
Thank you very, very much for the great information, Brian!
That's why it's in WTF, but cheer up, I'm pretty sure it's fake.
I live in China, used to be on the 9th floor. When I caught rats in the apartment, I got tired of taking them outside so I just started throwing them off the balcony. I threw one off in daylight, watched it plummet to the ground, get up and run right back into the building.
Then I got sticky traps - basically flypaper on a plywood backing. When I caught the first rat on one, I was now faced with the issue of what to do with it. I realized there was a reason they came two-to-a-pack --- I made a rat sandwich with them. It then got the bag treatment like the movie. I figured it was the most humane thing to do - nice & quick.
Good thinking Mayor.:thumb:
I live in China, used to be on the 9th floor. When I caught rats in the apartment, I got tired of taking them outside so I just started throwing them off the balcony. I threw one off in daylight, watched it plummet to the ground, get up and run right back into the building.
Then I got sticky traps - basically flypaper on a plywood backing. When I caught the first rat on one, I was now faced with the issue of what to do with it. I realized there was a reason they came two-to-a-pack --- I made a rat sandwich with them. It then got the bag treatment like the movie. I figured it was the most humane thing to do - nice & quick.
That is better than what I did to them; I used a hammer.
Very similar. The mark on the abdomen is the right color, as are the stripes on the ends of the legs. The abdomen didn't seem to have so many spots on it, though, but I suspect that's akin to a ladybug's varied spots.
Thank you very, very much for the great information, Brian!
I cannot take that credit, but I will pass it on to my pal who made that ID for you. You're quite welcome, on his behalf.
You guys really don't know?
That's a scene from the upcoming Thor movie. It's the funeral pyre of Baldur. The woman in front is Thokk who would not weep for him and the woman in back is a Norn.
:joylove:
I love a man who knows his Norse mythology!
Funnily enough, I was telling my nephew stories of Loki when he was here last week. I think it came from walking in the snow. He liked the one about Loki getting pregnant. As indeed I did when I was his age!
Thanks re the film info - that came in under my radar. Not a big Marvel fan myself. I liked the DC (Vertigo) treatment of the various pantheons in The Sandman though.
ew...
I am nauseated, horrified, and nauseated all over again. Seriously, I want to puke. I'm honestly shuddering. Tulip, that may be the singularly most frightening thing I've seen in months. I will undoubtedly have nightmares.
oh stop it - she prolly just sat in some chocolate pudding at lunch
I'm hopin anyway - it helps with my gag reflex
Just a smelly fart or two will draw flies.
... They are a good house guest.
I believe that to be true and all, but what exactly are they getting rid of? I don't normally see bugs in my house anyway, unless its an errant fly or mosquito.
Just a smelly fart or two will draw flies.
Im bettin she has trouble 'reaching' for good hygiene. I used to sell Men's Suits and had to fit them for alterations. Every so often I would have to deal with a customer who smelled of 'butt'. It was troubling. :greenface
But you loved measuring the inseam, didn't ya. ;)
I'm reminded of the joke about the guy who got two black eyes in church...
And I would be grossed out too, except my gross-out meter redlined instantly and tripped the breaker. Probably cooked the lines all the way back to the substation.
But you loved measuring the inseam, didn't ya. ;)
Actually, I loved telling them 'no' when they asked. It wasn't a necessary measurement. Just marked the hem and that was that. However, if someone wanted to buy finished pants and needed to know their inseam, I would give them an educated guess and was usually right, but I gave them two different lengths to try on just in case. Mostly, though, it wasn't an issue.
I am always fighting with the wife and kids to leave the spiders in the house alone. They are a good house guest.
I believe that to be true and all, but what exactly are they getting rid of? I don't normally see bugs in my house anyway, unless its an errant fly or mosquito.
If you stash your dead hobos in the basement, eventually, you will have a fly problem.....
So, then it's the attic, I guess.
The garage would be better.
Tomorrow. MY back can't take another three trips tonight.
The freezer is better. Then you can eat them a little bit at a time.
Perhaps we better as Shaw - she's the pro
Actually, I loved telling them 'no' when they asked. It wasn't a necessary measurement. Just marked the hem and that was that. However, if someone wanted to buy finished pants and needed to know their inseam, I would give them an educated guess and was usually right, but I gave them two different lengths to try on just in case. Mostly, though, it wasn't an issue.
Oh, do me, do me. I always hated that knuckles in the balls, inseam measuring shit, but of course that was a long time ago. Been wearing jeans a long time.
I always hated that knuckles in the balls, inseam measuring shit,
Yes yes that is how they measure pants... IN PRISON! :D
Dunno, never wore pants, in prison. :haha:
Yes yes that is how they measure pants... IN PRISON! :D
:p
Ross to Joey!
Dunno, never wore pants, in prison. :haha:
Bit risky, isn't it?
Dunno, never wore pants, in prison. :haha:
Bit risky, isn't it?
Ok, that's damn funny. I snorted, out loud, at work. Thanks a lot, Spexxvet...
If you stash your dead hobos in the basement, eventually, you will have a fly problem.....
Not if you have lots of spiders.:blush:
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I'm getting the feeling that Flint would like us to post a picture. It's subtle, but I'm definitely getting that vibe.
Does this street really exist somewhere?
Does this street really exist somewhere?
Yes, it's
here, in Norfolk.
... and for good measure:
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Snuggie: they're doin' it wrong.
God, that is so hideous.
Nothing worse than a skinny redneck in a wife beater.
That is fucking Hilarious. Thank god humor is alive and well somewhere.
Less sure about your previous one tho.
That is fucking Hilarious. Thank god humor is alive and well somewhere.
Along with Salmonella ;)
You've got a memory! Or was that trichinosis?
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*shudder!*
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Note to self: do not wear animal Halloween costume in Africa.
That reminds me of a story in Riti Sped's Tard Blog about one of the parents who tries to kill herself by putting on a deer costume and sitting in the woods during hunting season. I think she was drunk or high and violating her parole when she got picked up by a game warden for criminal WTFness.
I did a quick google for it and couldn't find it.
That reminds me of a story in Riti Sped's Tard Blog about one of the parents who tries to kill herself by putting on a deer costume and sitting in the woods during hunting season. I think she was drunk or high and violating her parole when she got picked up by a game warden for criminal WTFness.
I did a quick google for it and couldn't find it.
The Tard Blog. It can be found here:
http://www.fullduplex.org/tardblog/ but I think the original site my have gone away.
I'm always up for awkward photos, but it's a bad link, Steve. :(
Edit: nevermind, I managed to figure it out.
Awkward stock photos, are indeed awkward.
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Stokie Jay's
Slow Children at Play blog is similar to Riti Sped's Tard Blog.
http://www.stokiejaye.com/
It's hilarious real life stories from a man who works with troubled youth.
Wow Tawny, Thanks. I just read employee of the month. It reminded me of hearing y wife's stories when she got home from a former job as a direct care provider in a group home.
Sad and funny.
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This is easily explained. This happened in the hood and they thought it said "blood drive-by".
Looks like a Crip showed up. :cool:
You posted that 3 days ago.
Yeah, but I wasn't expecting the blood to still be there...
maybe it was a drive by on a separate corner!?
You posted that 3 days ago.
Alzheimer's.
It's a gift. I can hide my own Easter eggs, too.
O yes there will be blood
Alzheimer's.
It's a gift. I can hide my own Easter eggs, too.
I suffer from 'sometimers' myself...sometimes i remember, sometimes I don't.
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That cat one is good, and the pig one is really wtf.
A lot of bacon on that bike
Awww..the cats little legs swing out just as he turns the corner to the stairs.
That is funny.
I'd find the cat one a lot funnier if the cat didn't look so damned uncomfortable, as though it was hanging by it's collar...
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Listening for German invaders from across the Channel. Hadn't known about the inflatable pads :D
I'd find the cat one a lot funnier if the cat didn't look so damned uncomfortable, as though it was hanging by it's collar...
I do wonder how they managed it, but to me it looks like the posture of a cat being held by the scruff of the neck.
Awkward stock photos are awkward.
Alleged copyright violation is even more awkward.
(Y'all remember regretsy? When it first started up, the woman who ran it just posted photos, with no links or anything. She didn't want to be too in-your-face about mocking the craftspeople selling the stuff. It turned out they WANTED her to put up links so they would get more hits & sell more stuff.)
I do wonder how they managed it, but to me it looks like the posture of a cat being held by the scruff of the neck.
The camera is on a tripod, locked in place. The person walks through the shot holding the cat. There is another shot of equal length with no cat or person. The person is erased from the first shot. (this would be even simpler if they were wearing a "Chroma-key" color.) Then the two shots are superimposed. Where there would be blank space from the erased person you have the other shot to fill the space.
I do this all day long with still images. The chroma-key colors help to automate the selection and erase process, other wise it is time consuming.
Take a look at this:
http://www.vimeo.com/8337356
The green is chroma-key green.
Daaammmmn, So nothing is ever really filmed on location anymore.
A friend of mine who is in Borneo right now just got bitten on the nipple by a baby orangutan.
Yeah, when they do that you are supposed to push their faces into the breast so it smothers them a bit. They pretty much are hard wired not to suffocate, so they stop the nipple biting thing right away. Shouting and pulling them from the breast is not very effective in the long run.
That's what we tell all the new orangutan moms. Your friend's an orangutan, right?
tell her mad props for breastfeeding though.
Daaammmmn, So nothing is ever really filmed on location anymore.
yeah, and pretty much it's just a matter of time before they do away with the actors.
That was very interesting, nutkin. Thanks.
yeah, and pretty much it's just a matter of time before they do away with the actors.
Well, 99.7% of them. Check out:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRS9cpOMYv0&feature=player_embeddedhere ya go guys
I'd find the cat one a lot funnier if the cat didn't look so damned uncomfortable, as though it was hanging by it's collar...
Come on, it's just a cat [snickers]:p
I thought it was done with someone suspending it by a fishing line and just filming it. It is still pretty wtf funny.:D
Great Odin's Raven! it's John!
I like that fork monster.
I guess Jim Henson was right: It's NOT easy being green.
:mock:
Is it your birthday? No, seriously. I must be missing the WTF, here...help?
green. not easy being green.
Is it your birthday? No, seriously. I must be missing the WTF, here...help?
Me, 6 years ago, my Dad's house, and the WTF part is just that it's...well...me. :p:
Okay. I thought I was missing something. Doesn't seem much WTF at all to me. :D
This, on the other hand...
Talk about morning wood.:lol:
The scene they made Tolkien cut.
Okay. I thought I was missing something. Doesn't seem much WTF at all to me. :D
Stupid me...I thought the WTF part was a wheelchair at the bottom of the stairs.
Stupid me...I thought the WTF part was a wheelchair at the bottom of the stairs.
Yeah, I didn't think about it at the time, but that
is kinda ironic.
This thread is brought to you by the letters
Duh.
This may have come from the cellar, I can't 'member where I got it.
I can't help but think of the Black Knight in Holy Grail:
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It is just a flesh wound.
What. The. Fuck?
Google Earth Search: 38 Rugdeveien, bergen, hordaland, norge
I can't help but think of the Black Knight in Holy Grail:
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You just
know that little fellow whupped the other boy's ass.
What. The. Fuck?
Google Earth Search: 38 Rugdeveien, bergen, hordaland, norge
Friends of the Google driver... knew where he was going that day and ambushed him.
What. The. Fuck?
Google Earth Search: 38 Rugdeveien, bergen, hordaland, norge
Here's the view at number 39
You just know that little fellow whupped the other boy's ass.
In highschool, a team mate wretled a kid like that, except that he had hands, and my team mate lost. the kid had the same mass in a smaller area, and was much stronger.
Friends of the Google driver... knew where he was going that day and ambushed him.
I happened to be sitting outside my workplace having a smoke one day, when one of those street-view camera cars drove by. Later, I checked Google Maps and there I was!
Oddly enough, the street-view option is no longer available for that address. Google deleted me! ARGH!
Google deleted me! ARGH!
It is only the beginning. Sign up or be deleted!:p:
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Oh Look! It's Capnhowdy's dentist!! LOL :lol2:
I happened to be sitting outside my workplace having a smoke one day... Google deleted me! ARGH!
They didn't delete you, they moved you to
Google Buzz :p:
If they made it longer he wouldn't need the trailer for the water.
Street View linkIf they made it longer he wouldn't need the trailer for the water.
Street View link
if that was pot plants it would be a true rolling drug dealer!!
That car looks a little saggy in the middle.
Not that I should criticize. I'm also a little saggy in the middle. :(
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whats wrgangl with tghat?
btw, Ngrmadly is a good user name
This is with the Armenian-American language pack installed, amiright?
Can we then call him "Ngr" for short?
btw, Ngrmadly is a good user name
Is that like Ngrplz?
Can we then call him "Ngr" for short?
Yes. But not for long.
Bah-dum-bump. I'll be here all week.
man. . . and I thought I was gonna get hammered for being a racist.
"start windows ngr madly" lol
lookin' like a fool with your wandows on the ground
Isn't Wandows that southern operating system?
This is with the Armenian-American language pack installed, amiright?
That is funny. In grade school I had a classmate from Armenia whose last name was Mgrdizian.
Isn't Wandows that southern operating system?
No, no...You're referring to Winders Sebn.
No, no...You're referring to Winders Sebn.
Actually, being from the South myself...the proper way to say it, especially this time of year, is 'plastic over the windas'....see, us po folks can't afford glass for the windas!! :rolleyes::p:
So *that's* how the Goth peoples arrived in America.
^^^^The beast that lives within your dryer ^^^^
I saw him at my dentist's office a few weeks ago.
why does he take off his shirt?
oh...and the Iraq guy is totally in on it
The Underware Gnomes expand their business.
steal underwear + ? = profit
The Underware Gnomes expand their business.
I saw that guy at my dentist's office a few weeks ago.:D
why does he take off his shirt?
oh...and the Iraq guy is totally in on it
I saw that at my dentist's office a few weeks ago
More like cartoon character. I love Chowder.
Ever had a problem catching a ride to work??
Man with zucchini! Versus snake!
Snake!
Man With Zucchini!
Eternal enemies!
MAN WITH ZUCCHINI VERSUS SNAAAAAAAAKE! All these snakes is going to give me nightmares!! Especially the video of the cobra and the baby, that should be considered some type of snake abuse!!
my anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hun
That is not an anaconda, it's a python.
What a coincidence! I'd like to put my snake between her legs, too!
I'm going to assume Elspode is talking about Flint's pic, not Sarge's.
Say no to Man-boobs, gentlemen!
I think you have it backwards there Zen
I break your brain with cute now.
Is that a baby otter? There is *nothing* cuter than a baby otter.
I got a wtf for you. They apparently renamed a venue near us to Jiffy Lube Live. I was all "where the hell is Jiffy Lube Live?" and it wasn't until I googled it that I figured out where it is. Really? I can't go to a place called Jiffy Lube Live.
Is that a baby otter? There is *nothing* cuter than a baby otter.
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I got a wtf for you. They apparently renamed a venue near us to Jiffy Lube Live. I was all "where the hell is Jiffy Lube Live?" and it wasn't until I googled it that I figured out where it is. Really? I can't go to a place called Jiffy Lube Live.
That *is* WTF. I mean, clearly, it should be named "Sheldon's Jiffy Lube Live".
From
http://www.youdrivewhat.com/
Someone... story please? This is truly a "WTF" ...
That site is just like People of Walmart
Someone... story please? This is truly a "WTF" ...
It's art, non functional art.
:3_eyes:
I've checked this page for new posts a few times now since the swan (goose?) girl was posted. Is it just me, or is she kinda hot? Even with the bird...it sorta adds something. Kinky. (But No Furries!)
I've checked this page for new posts a few times now since the swan (goose?) girl was posted. Is it just me, or is she kinda hot? Even with the bird...it sorta adds something. Kinky. (But No Furries!)
I think that is Bjork.
Whathe....??
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Is it just me, or is she kinda hot?
Oh she's hot. Fucking insane, but, yeah, hot.:whip:
I think that is Bjork.
Which leads to this WTF:
http://bjork.com/videogallery/watch.php?video=17;size=large
I kinda wish I'd just left it at the bird pic.
Which leads to this WTF:
bjork
I kinda wish I'd just left it at the bird pic.
Edited for conciseness;)
So, that's where red licorice comes from.
Whathe....??
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Actually ... I may just have to knit myself one of those.
wtf from The Daily Wtf.
The Single Sign On
from The Daily WTF by Alex Papadimoulis
“It’s impossible,” Gerald said in a matter-of-fact tone, “simply impossible.”
“Now just so we’re clear,” Craig responded, “by ‘impossible’, you actually mean ‘a big pain in the ass’, but you’re a smart guy who can make it happen, right?” That drew a few chuckles from the handful of other coworkers who joined them in the conference room, but Gerald just sighed. “No, Craig, by impossible, I mean impossible. Not doable. Can’t be done. Im-poss-i-ble. Well I mean, unless you can somehow change the underlying structure of the way everyone communicates on the Internet.”
“But we don’t need to change it for everyone,” Craig jumped in, “just one client. Surely, you can do that!”
The situation at hand was not an uncommon one. Craig, one of the company’s top producing sales reps, had once again sold a client on a feature they did not have. He certainly didn’t lie about having the feature, but instead proposed an offer the client couldn’t refuse: if you buy it, we’ll build it.
Management, not being the type to turn down booked sales, couldn’t refuse the offer either. And thus, they sided with Craig on what ‘impossible’ actually meant. They also assigned Gerald and team to develop the much-needed feature: an IP-based authentication system that would allow users of their Software-as-a-Service product to access the system without ever needing to log in.
Gerald’s main objection with IP authentication was that the majority of users – and in fact, all of the users at the client site – were behind a router. Though they’d certainly each have an internal IP address assigned, they would all share the same public IP, making one computer indistinguishable from the next.
To make matters even more tricky, their application was used by hospitals to track certain kinds of patient data, which meant that HIPAA – the regulatory framework that defines how patient data must be stored and accessed – needed to be followed. And not just followed, but followed, tested, certified, re-certified, and double-tested. Any change to the HIPAA-related functions – authorization included – would need to go through a painful internal and external QA process.
Given the impossibility of getting the end-users internal IP address from the outside, Gerald figured that using cookies would be the next best thing. Have the user log-in once, and then store an authentication cookie on the computer for as long as possible. Sure, that meant clearing cookies would trigger a new login, but it seemed to be a fair and easy work-around. Well, not so much: the client vehemently rejected the idea, saying that their employees couldn’t be bothered with having to remember yet another login, even if only temporarily.
After going back to the drawing board, Gerald came up with another idea: configure the firewall proxy server on the client’s side to add a custom HTTP header (X-Forwarded-For) that included the original IP address. That idea went over just about as well: HTTP headers could be forged, and a malicious employee inside of the company could hack in too easily.
Gerald’s third proposal to the client involved a site-to-site VPN connection. The application server would be exposed access via the client’s internal network, which would not only allow them to use IP authentication, but Windows-integrated authentication as well. It was his best idea yet, and made things that much easier, as the client would be able to configure which username has access instead of which IP address. Unfortunately, the IT folks at the client weren’t a big fan of the approach, as “a VPN connection is inherently insecure.”
At wits end, Gerald came up with yet another idea: a “Single Sign On” approach of sorts. When the end-user would access their application, the system would look for an “authentication ticket” cookie. When not present, the user would be redirected to another server – which lived inside the network – whose sole purpose was to generate a secure authentication ticket that included the private IP address. The ticketing server would then redirect to hosted application, which would then verify the authenticity of the ticket and give the user access.
The client absolutely loved the idea. “This is exactly what we’re looking for,” the client’s project manager said, “no need to remember logins, plus solid security.” The sales contract was signed, and the project was officially a go.
And finally, three months later, the new feature was finished. It took three solid weeks of development time, two weeks of QA testing, several thousand dollars in new hardware, and tens of thousands of dollars for an external HIPAA assessment, but the sales rep and the client’s project manager said it’d be worth it: no more remembering logins. Now, all that was needed for implementation was a list of IP addresses that were allowed to use the computer.
“Hi Gerald,” the client’s project manager wrote in an email, “please provide the following IP with access to the system: 10.1.23.97.”
Gerald confirmed, and reconfirmed: only one user needed access to the system. And apparently, she really hated remembering logins.
This squirrels prepare for the costume party
Those are Squirrel Nuts Kin
Seriously. The Steak is great. I'll be here all week.
Relatives of yours?
If there's rum in those coconuts, then probably.
wtf from The Daily Wtf.
That's how workplace shootings happen.:yelsick:
The squirrels remind me of Scrat from the 'Ice Age' moobies.
Here's a WTF I shot myself. The place upon which these signs are mounted is a church facility. International House of Prayer and Forerunner School of Ministry...or so they claim. Personally, I just love the fact that they go by IHOP and FSM.
lol - that is good Els. Oh and you cant park there either.
I'm old. Don't remember if I posted this here before. If so, oh well. ;)
This was a little shop not far from where I used to work in Fremont, CA. Never got up enough courage to go in and find out what they do there...
Never got up enough courage to go in and find out what they do there...
Very Important PLUCKING Butt Hair
(yeow!)
What is so WTF about that one ?
Because the monocle is obviously plain glass and just for show.
That look was dead before it got started!
A city of one legged people.
Must be un New Zealund thun, ut takes a lot uf skull to wulk like that.
What is so WTF about that one ?
HelLO?? Nobody wears a white loincloth before Easter.:headshake
What is so WTF about that one ?
The boxing gloves are 'shopped.
:eek:
Nice gams on the dame. That kid wouldn't stand a chance if it were me. I'm too easily distracted.
It just leaves me speechless every time I look at it.
Not to worry, he can make another one just like it.
Only if his aim is better than with the knives...
:eek:
WTF? The kid is wearing a bow tie at an obviously western-themed sideshow!
WTF? The kid is wearing a bow tie at an obviously western-themed sideshow!
Hence, the knives being thrown at him.
There are knife throwers, and then there are knife throwers.
Some of the "knife throwers" out there used a trick where they palm the knife as they pretend to throw it and a hidden accomplice shoves a flat piece of metal, shaped and colored like a knife, out of the board from behind through slits that have been cut for just that purpose. If you look at the "knives" around the boy, they are embedded very deeply in the wood. At least an inch deep. Maybe two. When you throw a knife for real into a board, it will only stick in about a quarter inch at most. Also, notice that the "knives" around the boy don't match the knives in the thrower's hand. They have no ferrule at the end of the handle or between the handle and the blade. They also don't appear to have a thick handle, although that's harder to see with the image quality.
Yabbut, look at the legs on that broad!
WTF? The kid is wearing a bow tie at an obviously western-themed sideshow!
And the knife thrower is clearly wearing Florsheim zipper boots... :right:
If you look at the "knives" around the boy, they are embedded very deeply in the wood.
See the hem at the bottom, it's not wood, probably canvas over hay bales.
Plus it obviously a 'little person' and NOT really a child!!:right:
Here's a WTF I shot myself. The place upon which these signs are mounted is a church facility. International House of Prayer and Forerunner School of Ministry...or so they claim. Personally, I just love the fact that they go by IHOP and FSM.
I'm late, but I actually know a guy who attends that IHOP church place. It's....really hardcore over there.
Yabbut, look at the legs on that broad!
That was the first thing I noticed when I saw that picture. She wins the blue ribbon for those gams.
That was the first thing I noticed when I saw that picture. She wins the blue ribbon for those gams.
I know! I know! Those legs go all the way to the ground! She's probably dead now, but wow. Immortalized on film and revived on the internets.
Those legs go all the way to the ground!
Yeah, but they also make an ass out of themselves.;)
...they are embedded very deeply in the wood. At least an inch deep. Maybe two. When you throw a knife for real into a board, it will only stick in about a quarter inch at most.
We get drunk and throw knives at trees (and lumber). We
routinely do better than two inches. With our knives. In the wood. But, then again we're not accurate. We're drunk (and having a blast).:D
Before the bitching starts, NO, we cannot stick the knife tip
through a 2x4. Hell, we can't
see a 2x4 most of the time.:drunk:
We get drunk and throw knives at trees (and lumber). We routinely do better than two inches.
I don't believe it. :headshake And if you could, you wouldn't be able to pull it out.
Before the bitching starts, NO, we cannot stick the knife tip through a 2x4.
A 2x4 (6,8,10,12) is only an inch and a half.
Taint easy. We be heavin'.
video or it never happened
video or it never happened
Wait for warmer weather...
Meanwhile...There are these.
there's a video of a dude cutting a 2x4 by throwing a saw blade. Was that from you xoBruce?
Did snopes weigh in?
So probably that guy didn't hypnotize that squirell with his
sensuous and god-like trombone playing...The guy with the trombone wasn't hypnotizing the squirrel, he was clearing out the spit valve on a him. Trombone boy had just finished him off by convincing Mr Squirrel that the warnings on plastic bags are lies, so squirrels won't stick their faces in them to get the wisdom that ducks have. Look close, you'll see the plastic.
[COLOR="Red"]Ladies, do you ever have that 'not-so-fresh' feeling?[/COLOR]
And, in case you find yourself in need of such a thing, there's this:
The onion. Wow.
But ... Dr Willcox? :eyebrow:
Edit: Found a 2nd image
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
And, in case you find yourself in need of such a thing, there's this:
Aren't speed and amphetamine the same thing? Or rather, isn't speed a kind of amphetamine?
Something, something, something Cthulhu. Something, something, something wtf?
Translated.:right:
In the city of R'lyeh dead Cthulhu lies dreaming.
Edit: Found a 2nd image
FSM appearing to us in beard form!
Love this ad for a "Silent" garden mulcher. Perhaps they mean it is silent when it is turned off.
http://aldi.com.au/au/html/offers/2827_12696.htm
Sound levels to compare:
110 dB = rock music, model airplane
106 dB = timpani and bass drum rolls
100 dB = snowmobile, chain saw, pneumatic drill
90 dB = lawnmower, shop tools, truck traffic, subway
Aren't speed and amphetamine the same thing? Or rather, isn't speed a kind of amphetamine?
Yes.
Speed is a street name for alpha-methylphenethylamine.
[COLOR="Red"]Ladies, do you ever have that 'not-so-fresh' feeling?[/COLOR]
Very WTF-ish. I mean, who hangs onions on a door?
Love this ad for a "Silent" garden mulcher. Perhaps they mean it is silent when it is turned off.
http://aldi.com.au/au/html/offers/2827_12696.htm
Sound levels to compare:
110 dB = rock music, model airplane
106 dB = timpani and bass drum rolls
100 dB = snowmobile, chain saw, pneumatic drill
90 dB = lawnmower, shop tools, truck traffic, subway
Yabbut look how neat that lawn is!
Maybe the decibel scale is inverted down unda?
In the city of R'lyeh dead Cthulhu lies dreaming.
Ah.;)
I hope this thread gets a lot more posts so another page starts. That beard guy makes me cry. :mecry:
Translated.:right:
Originally Posted by
Crimson Ghost 
Badger,
Badger,
Badger,
SNAKE!
Badger,
Badger,
Badger!
Mushroom, mushro-mushROOM!
Whew. Thanks soooo much! ;)
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No dangly bits. If I were him, I'd be insulted. His toes are far longer than his shlong.
That's called... salad dressing. ;)
Lettuce not forget: he's a freaking stalker.
What's hanging out the side of his broccoli head? A POTATO? :eek:
Peepshi
A bento box of cuteness
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No dangly bits. If I were him, I'd be insulted. His toes are far longer than his shlong.
That's not a salad I'd toss.
...leave a frickin' mess. Half my mimosa tree is done, and our goddamn telephone pole that supports our power, cable and phone broke off two feet off the ground.
That pole looks like it was pretty tired, is it yours or the utility's pole?
One of Pete's earliest gigs was writing software to help monitor utility poles... Looks like the don't bother to do that in Spodeville.
Sent to me by a friend near Alice Springs down under.
The Red Green Show must have given them the idea. They used a fire hose full of water to replace a tire. I can't find the clip, but I have it on my `puter. Here's a screen shot.
Lettuce not forget: he's a freaking stalker.
What's hanging out the side of his broccoli head? A POTATO? :eek:
It's not hanging out, it's growing out of his brain. He didn't listen to my warning to "Beware of Potatoes!"
He did, however, observe my other warning, "Mag ingot ng ilong mo!", but then he got blinsided by #
8186That pole looks like it was pretty tired, is it yours or the utility's pole?
Utility's, and yeah, it was due to fail.
With friends like you folks, who needs enemas?:D
But, srsly...This is from
www.surgicaltechnologists.net, who say:
Tobacco Smoke Enema (1750s-1810s)
The tobacco enema was used to infuse tobacco smoke into a patient's rectum for various medical purposes, primarily the resuscitation of drowning victims. A rectal tube inserted into the anus was connected to a fumigator and bellows that forced the smoke towards the rectum. The warmth of the smoke was thought to promote respiration, but doubts about the credibility of tobacco enemas led to the popular phrase "blow smoke up one's ass."
OMG those shoes will give me nightmares. On so many levels.
OMG those shoes will give me nightmares. On so many levels.
Does your boyfriend have a pair?
...and then you go the fuck home.
:lol2:
Does your boyfriend have a pair?
Um, no.
*shrug*
Okay, back to the WTFs:
I was just trying to see how many levels of nightmare there could be.
*shrugs back*
Geelong police close down Easter crucifixion re-enactment
http://www.geelongadvertiser.com.au/article/2010/04/05/161225_news.html
He's cute. I'd nail him.
Was driving to Ft. Campbell this past Monday, and came across this cooker in Guthrie, KY. Under the hood is a small electric motor that drives a spit inside the cooker.
Unique.
I have been there.
Spent 18 months at Ft. Campbell, one my best assignments eva.
Great place. Great schools. We lived on post.
Why are you going there?
Not going anywhere for a while?
Have a Snickers™.
I should have had my camera with me this weekend. I saw a billboard for a Baptist church that can best be described as "Corporate Trainer Jesus".
Geelong police close down Easter crucifixion re-enactment
http://www.geelongadvertiser.com.au/article/2010/04/05/161225_news.html
In case you've been wondering what I've been up to.
I have been there.
Spent 18 months at Ft. Campbell, one my best assignments eva.
Great place. Great schools. We lived on post.
Why are you going there?
Friends & pawnshops.
A good way to get pawned. ;)
I am SO getting a set of those.
Whole different strategy involved, innit? If you know your opponent is a better player than you, but is a lightweight, just try to capture about 4-5 pieces as quickly as possible, and then stall for time.
Me too, with root beer and sprite.
We played checkers with shots in college. Some played chess. I don't know from chess.
Weak drinks are the key; Vodka and whiskey, for instance, would make for a really dangerous game, by the end. 1/3 to 1/2 liquor per glass would be better, or a light beer and a dark beer, or a white wine and a red wine...
I just found this @ BendBox. Explain this image.
I just found this @ BendBox. Explain this image.
Silicon spray lube to reduce thigh friction? Insecticide? Spraypaint to hide embarrassing tear in tights? Air freshener???
I'm guessing rash from friction or razor burn or crotch rot. Benzocaine or something like it.
Or heat (or cool) spray to counter pain from a muscle injury.
routine treatment for a punt...
It's a bush fire burnning... they are just putting it out.
Those wily japanese - they're cheating somehow! I just know it ;)
routine treatment for a punt...
:lol2:
This past Saturday, I took this photo of the door to the Griffith Park Observatory in Los Angeles:
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The top sign is a pro-hypnotism entreaty. The bottom sign clarifies that. Not AN entrance; Entrance!
This cracked me up, mostly because of the lyrics someone made up for it.
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-do
I have a perfect puzzle for you
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-dee
If you are wise, you’ll listen to me
What do you get when you tan in a bed?
Browning just like you’re a slice of hot bread
What are you at getting terribly crisp?
What do you think will come of this?
I don’t like the look of it.
I just found this @ BendBox. Explain this image.
Try this for thighs?
This cracked me up, mostly because of the lyrics someone made up for it.
As part of the equal rights for Oompa Loompas I find that image offensive.
As part of the equal rights for Oompa Loompas I find that image offensive.
Hence, the lampoon of said image. :p:
The little buggers are getting uppity, ya know.
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the cop looks like Ray Liotta
Is that a bandaid on his nose?
the cop looks like Ray Liotta
You're a pistol, you're really funny. You're really funny.
I lost my Oompa Loompa on 9/11, you insensitive bastards! [SIZE="1"](who started that, btw?)[/SIZE]
I lost my Oompa Loompa on 9/11, you insensitive bastards! [SIZE="1"](who started that, btw?)[/SIZE]
Osama Bin Laden? So they say.
Bullshit. It was Bush's fault, everyone knows that... :D :bolt:
I believe it could probably be attributed to big dic thinking on the part of top management.
well at least 85% of them.
Osama Bin Laden? So they say.
Bullshit. It was Bush's fault, everyone knows that... :D :bolt:
I believe it could probably be attributed to big dic thinking on the part of top management.
well at least 85% of them.
I was speaking more of the "I lost my _______ on 9/11, you insensitive bastards!" meme-type thing dontcha know.
As for 9/11, didn't Al Gore invent that?
I honestly don't know where to begin with this pic.
I think he's doing her some good, though, he's got her gnawing on a tree!!:whip:
Most Disturbing Cockring. EVAH.
Nice positioning on the photographer's part!
lol's on the previous
This is the wtf....photo of my day....and I guess it's suppose to be less scary?
Why TF is Sting a dentist?
You didn't hear? He's playing in Little Shop of Horrors on broadway.
And he puts the mask on after the nitrous. at least mine does.
I thought he looked like the joker.
Yeah, I'd be in the chair thinking I'm Batman. My dentist would probably followup with "why so serious" .He does have a good sense of humor. I think that is why I like him.
you notice this thread has over one million three hits?
you notice this thread has over one million three tits?
Wow! That would REALLY need a wonder bra!
Remember this?
:eek:
[YOUTUBE]4S8cNrIR5ac[/YOUTUBE]
That is some crazy ass knife throwing
Now one would be arrested for such shenanigans.
Now that is how you punish a misbehaving brat!
WTF?
What, The Foot?
btw, it's fake... real unicorns don't wear watches.
"...come to candy mountain, Charlene..."
I picture Dennis Hopper just off-screen screaming "DON'T YOU LOOK AT ME!!!"
The Last Uni-Horn
or
Debbie Does Dreamland
That's one ugly wrist watch.
The Last Uni-Horn
or
Debbie Does Dreamland
:thumbsup:
Hijacked?
Nope. Just the only airline not charging for carrion bags. :D
Very clever there Sheldonrs.... Very clever indeed
Back to the back to school, College Ads that are the little oddity that they are:
From here:
http://www.cellar.org/attachment.php?attachmentid=25792&d=1261000734
This man has been spotted in many states and many ads. ;)
New Ad:
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Why am I being tortured with this eerie form of advertising? From e-mails to facebook, I am delighted to find these photos rehashed for different programs.......
These horrible images are actually being used repeatedly for different programs to make me wonder how things got so queer...Not queer in the good way. :)
This new photo I have seen only once, if you spot it for a different ad, repost. :)
Nope. Just the only airline not charging for carrion bags. :D
:lol2:
Too many needles in your arm = too much time on your hands
Those are rubber needles too, what they use for IV, weird...
Soon they'll realize no one is shocked at poking holes in yourself anymore. They'll have to find a new gig: maybe chopping body parts completely off?
Reminds me of when I had to be tested for allergies.
Soon they'll realize no one is shocked at poking holes in yourself anymore. They'll have to find a new gig: maybe chopping body parts completely off?
That's old hat. Visit BME and you'll see oodles of people voluntarily missing body parts--digits, limbs, genitals, etc.
That's old hat. Visit BME and you'll see oodles of people voluntarily missing body parts--digits, limbs, genitals, etc.
If my genitals go missing...Suicide, plain and simple.:thepain:
The only thing my genitals are missing, is someone else's genitals.
She's putting catheters through her skin. Fuck that.
She's probably some druggie piece of shit STNA that steals IV supplies from the nursing home she wipes asses at. Just a hunch.
they are just going though the skin. Massive injection fail.
There's only 24 of them...pussy.
If she were really all cool and stuff she'd shove one in her eye, while smiling.
And someone scribbled all over that poor child's neck, with a magic marker.
She's totally a unique individual. :lol:
If she were really all cool and stuff she'd shove one in her eye, while smiling.
And someone scribbled all over that poor child's neck, with a magic marker.
She's totally a unique individual. :lol:
Assumptions are fun, aren't they? Piercing is used for far more than the mainstream purpose of trying to be unique. Some people use it for spiritual purposes, some people actually like pain, some people just want to test their limits.
Who are you to judge?
[COLOR=Yellow]But aren't you judging her for judging her?[/COLOR]
Assumptions are fun, aren't they? Piercing is used for far more than the mainstream purpose of trying to be unique. Some people use it for spiritual purposes, some people actually like pain, some people just want to test their limits.
Who are you to judge?
It's just me and a humorous (to me) observation.
And, if they like pain and want to test their limits, isn't the next logical step (or at least within the next 5 logical steps) to jab one right in the old eyeball? :lol:
[COLOR=Yellow]But aren't you judging her for judging her?[/COLOR]
No, I'm pointing something out. Any reason you put it in yellow so I had to highlight it to read it?
It's just me and a humorous (to me) observation.
And, if they like pain and want to test their limits, isn't the next logical step (or at least within the next 5 logical steps) to jab one right in the old eyeball? :lol:
Your logic is flawed. Even multiple piercings like the ones pictured are very temporary when done properly. Once those are removed, she'll be completely fine in a week. If she were to 'jab one right in the old eyeball' could do permanent damage. Also, you're ignoring the part where it's a spiritual thing. Some people do such things as a method of spiritual cleansing.
That girl certainly looks spiritually clean. :confused:
I don't care about piercings, ok? It was a joke. This is the WTF thread. I was commenting on a WTF posting. I didn't even know there was logic involved.
Plug up some of those holes, your sense of humor seems to be leaking out.
Who are you to judge?
I am Gravdigr. And that's fucked up.:D
Spider-girl, Spider-girl, does whatever a Spid---WTF?:eek:
I'm calling bullshit on that one, and the vagina tree is funny.
Who are you to judge?
[Cue scene from
Stripes]
"Lighten up, Frances."
[/Cue]
M.C. Biden.
Betcha he knows this dude:
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Wow, she really let herself go....
Some people do such things as a method of spiritual cleansing.
Trichotillomania; a form of spiritual cleansing? You be the judge ;)
I prefer trepanning. It's so very zen.
I prefer trepanning. It's so very zen.
is it Zen to be an airhead? ;)
What is the sound of airheadedness?
and trepanning? Bah. I need that like a hole in the head!
Spider-girl, Spider-girl, does whatever a Spid---WTF?:eek:
I thought she was illiterate, until I realized that she was using Middle English. Very clever.
That's what you get for having sex on the bear ground. Bears don't like that ONE BIT!
Punishment for peeing in the pool.
The new Achilles ? or maybe just his yearly bath ....
They dropped something into the fountain and the kid wanted to get it. So the dad obliged. Or maybe they are gathering the shiny coins.
I can decide which is worse
What is wrong drunk guy got your tongue
He's VERY popular with the ladies...
He's VERY popular with the ladies...
The jokes on you. The tongue belongs to the guy BEHIND him. ;)
Some pics from a cemetery in Bali:
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Located on the edge of a lake in the crater of a recently active volcano, accessible only by boat. Bodies are not buried, but placed out in baskets to decompose (or be eaten by wildlife). After bones are bare, they take them out, clean them and then display the bones.
My buddy & I hired a boat & guide to get out there. Whole area was deserted until another boat showed up with ~ 20 local guys insisting on a "contribution". (Didn't give it to them - only later did the potential issues with that sink home).
cameraman says "Say 'cheese'"!
cameraman says "Say 'cheese'"!
It may look like cheese, it may
smell like cheese, but it sure doesn't taste like it!
Perhaps it's Frumunda cheese.
Remember, the taste varies from person to person.
Perhaps it's Frumunda cheese.
Remember, the taste varies from person to person.
:repuke:
It's the new guy!
From here:
http://www.cellar.org/showpost.php?p=621324&postcount=7839
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Is it just me or does he have a low neck line shirt on? Or.....
They ALL look like friggin ex-cons or 'wanted dead or alive' mugs. Wuts up with that??!
Arrest photos are public record, there's an unlimited supply of faces.
Arrest photos are public record, there's an unlimited supply of faces.
......for Advertising...Interesting choice. lol!
If you guys see this man in a different ad...please repost!
I see similar ads all the time. I think it's to get your attention. It works.
[COLOR="LemonChiffon"].[/COLOR]
It's the new guy!
From here:
http://www.cellar.org/showpost.php?p=621324&postcount=7839
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Is it just me or does he have a low neck line shirt on? Or.....
If that's Grant, I certainly don't want one, even for a $45K signing bonus.
From APOD, Shuttle Atlantis & ISS transit the sun.
I StumbledUpon a
collection of pre-WW1 color photos shot by an Albert Kahn. Some really amazing pics there.
The woman in the box has been condemned to die from starvation. This is in Mongolia (I think).
The other pic, well, if you can't tell what's going on there, blow the pic up a little. It seems to be introducing 'da homeys' to the world. Those two on the right look like they're about to cross sabers. Their stance cracks me up.
If anyone follows the link to the site: In the fourth photo (portrait pic of a man in a gray suit), is that Howard Hughes?
I didn't follow the link, but I'm guessing that the second picture was taken in front of the Nigerian YMCA.
Yup. They're just three short of forming the original Village People.
Here are some members they were missing (neat link, grav):
"Tuesday would be Heinrich's day on the other side of the fence"
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad in his early days as Mahmoud McDonald.
"Tuesday would be Heinrich's day on the other side of the fence"
:lol2:
MAJOR guard dog fail. Mr. Rottweiler, you're fired!
Shaggy the silly sleuth shagged the sultry pooch?
Chinese handcuffs?
Talk about the red carpet treatment!!
MAJOR guard dog fail. Mr. Rottweiler, you're fired!
Shaggy the silly sleuth shagged the sultry pooch?
OMG! Funny stuff!
But it was the caretaker who done it!
"And I would would've gotten away with it too if it wasn't for you meddling cops."
There is a WTF NSFW thread, please put nekkid people in there.
(Some of us like to goof off at work but aren't the SEC)
Point taken, I grasp the concept. But, 1) I was already in this thread, 2) I'm lazy, & 3) you can show this image at any time of day on TV. There's really nothing to see here. (granted, the prostate exam aspect might keep you off the Mickey Mouse Club) So. Move along.
Also, if one's boss doesn't mind 'What The Fuck' running across his computer, I don't think a man's thigh is gonna get one shitcanned. :right:
I would probably get in some trouble if anyone saw that image on my screen at work.. Morethanpretty asked very nicely. I'm asking nicely too.
Please don't post images of naked people in threads that are not labeled NSFW.
Jumping on the bandwagon, GD it is a lot easier to spot a naked body on a screen than read the word fuck from across a room.
In other words, wait till bruce gets home, you are in a heap of trouble...
neat idea. Spear dozens of cut up hot dogs with uncooked noodles, then cook them.
How to spend an afternoon, no doubt. How do you get the noodles that are inside the hotdog to not be undercooked?
Who cares? Is anyone actually going to eat it? :greenface
They look kinda like jellyfish.
I'm ... not hungry.
Who cares? Is anyone actually going to eat it? :greenface
I can see sarcasm is alive and well in the pie household;)
neat idea. Spear dozens of cut up hot dogs with uncooked noodles, then cook them.
How to spend an afternoon, no doubt. How do you get the noodles that are inside the hotdog to not be undercooked?
You feed them to the kids. Kids love raw dried pasta.
You feed them to the kids. Kids love raw dried pasta.
Making one Hell of a mess, and terrible noises. :thepain:
(Grew up in a large family... and every single one of the kids, once they reached a certain age, would constantly be asking to eat dried pasta... It's almost as bad as giving kids a set of drums, or ANYTHING that makes those God-awful digital noises.)
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Point taken, I grasp the concept. But, 1) I was already in this thread, 2) I'm lazy, & 3) you can show this image at any time of day on TV. There's really nothing to see here. (granted, the prostate exam aspect might keep you off the Mickey Mouse Club) So. Move along.
Also, if one's boss doesn't mind 'What The Fuck' running across his computer, I don't think a man's thigh is gonna get one shitcanned. :right:
Did ya see
this part here? Notice those first six words? Or did ya see
this part here? Look carefully and you'll see a secret message between the words 'OK' & 'now'. Maybe you can see this part here ---->:finger:
There are worse pics in that thread anyway. And they weren't posted by me.
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FSM is not pleased. We might have to bomb something.
Did ya see this part here? Notice those first six words? Or did ya see this part here? Look carefully and you'll see a secret message between the words 'OK' & 'now'. Maybe you can see this part here ---->:finger:
I saw this
Originally Posted by Gravdigr
Point taken, I grasp the concept. [COLOR="Red"]But[/COLOR],
There are no buts.
I also saw this. :finger:
That makes me sad.
You shouldn't make me sad.
My mother made me sad... once.
I guess this can go here...Part 1:
Part 2:
(can't remember where I came across this)
I couldn't figure out if those were pro- or anti-gun posters.
I couldn't figure out if those were pro- or anti-gun posters.
An American would consider them "pro-gun" posters. :thepain:
And a smart person would ask for sources to be cited before considering the posters to be factual in the first place.
And a smart person would ask for sources to be cited before considering the posters to be factual in the first place.
Bullitt, you truly are a fireman. Talk about dumping cold water all over a potential flame war.
Considering sources! HA
:D
And a smart person would ask for sources to be cited before considering the posters to be factual in the first place.
Factual, cited, or not... that doesn't change my opinion on an American's opinion of the poster. ;)
People can often agree with something completely fictional...
Like everyone who agreed to this abysmal war... they agreed with completely fictional "facts."
And a smart person would ask for sources to be cited before considering the posters to be factual in the first place.
Feast your eyes on the sources. You'll be bleeding from the eyes by the time you can read any of it, though.
Of course, you could always doubt the sources, too.
Factual, cited, or not... that doesn't change my opinion on an American's opinion of the poster.
By
poster, do you mean me, the guy that posted it, or do you mean the image?
By poster, do you mean me, the guy that posted it, or do you mean the image?
The image, of course. No one would ever have a negative, or ill-informed opinion, on you, mighty Gravedigr!
(Whilst that sounds sarcastic, I'm being serious. I'm talking about the image, not the poster. :p: )
Factual, cited, or not... that doesn't change my opinion on an American's opinion of the poster. ;)
People can often agree with something completely fictional...
Like everyone who agreed to this abysmal war... they agreed with completely fictional "facts."
Well you know what they say about opinions and assholes.
Agreed.
That was out of left field..
Feast your eyes on the sources. You'll be bleeding from the eyes by the time you can read any of it, though.
Of course, you could always doubt the sources, too.
Consider my eyes gushing, but thanks I'll have to go through those later. Especially the part where 75 children are shot each day but only 6 permanently injured. Sources are only as good as the information they draw from. Just because something gets published, doesn't mean it is correct. And I think (s)he meant the poster image.
Well you know what they say about opinions and assholes.
Agreed.
That was out of left field..
Consider my eyes gushing, but thanks I'll have to go through those later. Especially the part where 75 children are shot each day but only 6 permanently injured. Sources are only as good as the information they draw from. Just because something gets published, doesn't mean it is correct. And I think (s)he meant the poster image.
I do, indeed, know what they say about "opinions and assholes."
... It's that only an "asshole" rejects, or complains about, somebody's personal opinion... right? ;)
(Note: "Asshole" is in quotations, because, being English, I'd rather use the term "arsehole," but, keeping in theme with your comment, I used the term "asshole." I hope you appreciate it, because I find it a dreadfully woeful word/term!)
Consider my eyes gushing, but thanks I'll have to go through those later. Especially the part where 75 children are shot each day but only 6 permanently injured...
From the
University of Michigan.
This might help your eyes a little.
An American would consider them "pro-gun" posters. :thepain:
Certainly, based on the statement "Some areas have an increased rate of violent crimes since limiting gun sales."
Gun sales should not be limited, apparently.
No one would ever have a negative, or ill-informed opinion, on you, mighty Gravedigr!
:haha:
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[threaddrift]GOA responses to NSC
http://gunowners.org/fs0404.htm [/threaddrift]
When I posted that gun thing, in the back of my (sometimes rather dense) mind I heard a voice. A small, tiny voice. It said "[SIZE="1"][COLOR="Silver"]Political Thread.[/COLOR][/SIZE]"
Shoulda listened.:facepalm:
Bwahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa
coughchokecough
hahahahahaha
You win!
I am not sure if this is the right place but when I saw this ad I whispered WTF? Sooo. . .
Raised Gummy since birth. Our 12 yr old daughter just accepted to Julliard Music Academy and we are moving to NYC. Looking for buyer and quick sale. Right upper gum line is infected and needs care. Must have large saltwater pool. No shipping Obviously. Pickups only or delivery within 100 miles. yes this is a great white. He has been in two holly wood films, but he is still untrained and wild. daily cost to feed is about $11. I will throw in a few gallon cans of sardines from portugal (cured in salt, not olive oil). Experience with fish a must. Tolerant neighbors. No small children please.
http://www.pluba.com/Classified/DisplayAd.asp?id=20398It's a dolphin.
Dolphins are just gay sharks.
you say that like its a bad thing.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
you say that like its a bad thing.
There were no negative connotations linked with my quoted phrase.
Any negative link, would've only been made within your own mind.
chill puppy - it was a joke. just like Pete's post.
I admit to forgetting the smilie on the end though.
$11 a day to feed? Don't they have hobos in that part of town?
It takes that much to lure 'em into the tank...recession and all.:neutral:
Being a gay shark COULD be a bad thing. Oral sex would be quite uncomfortable.
All land sharks are gay. I mean, delivering Candygrams? That is like the most flamo job EVAH.
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This may have come from Teh Cellar, if so nevermind.
bounce, ow, bounce, ow, bounce, ow.
I've seen that before so I believe it did come from the cellar. whether it was a dwellar original or not, i do not know.
Um...I don't think that ambulance is going to do much good at this point.
Geez, I hope that guy was wearing his seat belt.
Geez, I hope that guy was wearing his seat belt.
Good point.
Geez, I hope that guy was wearing his seat belt.
If he wasn't the insurance company probably won't have to pay any claims.
It's always nice to see the new compact cars.
It's always nice to see the new compacted cars.
Fixed it.
Um...I don't think that ambulance is going to do much good at this point.
Nope. Which is why we also carry garbage bags.
Fixed it.
Thank you.
Did the driver jump out and yell "HELLO! I'M JOHNNY KNOXVILLE! WELCOME TO JACKASS!"?
That photos was made at what was once the Westbank express way in Harvey, La..
Since they built the upper lanes I have no clue what they call it. Maybe business US 90
It's always nice to see the new compact cars.
Fixed it.
Thank you.
:lol:
grav, you maybe ought to stop doing
quite so much of whatever it is you're currently doing....
Whatever it is I'm doing, I ain't stopping.
Star Trike. See what he did there?
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It's not nice to make fun of someone with a hair lip!
It's not nice to make fun of someone with a hair lip!
Wooden-eye! Wooden-eye!!
It's not nice to make fun of someone with a hair lip!
Wooden-eye! Wooden-eye!!
:lol2:
Someone sent momdigr a pps and this was one of the pics.
Aside from the gross overload (2 mules will never move that skid/sled), look at the ends of the logs. Waaaaaay smooth for 1893. I'm not saying anything, (coughshoppedcough) I'm just saying...
Actually, two man crosscut saws were so tall, they tracked a very straight cut through the log. I'm not saying that image is real or not. It's either posed (at considerable effort) for some sort of bragging rights or postcard or something, or else it is shopped. But the clean cutoffs aren't an indication one way or another.
Yeah, Ive seen modern lumberjacks with a tuned up crosscut saw beat chainsaws in contests many times. They aren't the rusty things hanging on the wall of the funky restaurant, the fuckers are razor sharp and mirror smooth.
‘Don’t Taze My Granny!’
Lonnie Tinsley of El Reno, Oklahoma made a nearly fatal mistake last December 22 when he went to check on his grandma, Lona Vernon.
Concerned that Lona hadn’t taken her medications, Lonnie called 911 in the expectation that an emergency medical technician would be dispatched to the apartment to evaluate the bedridden 86-year-old woman.
Instead, that call for help was answered by nearly a dozen armed tax-feeders employed by the El Reno Police Department.
Understandably alarmed — and probably more than a little disgusted — by the presence of uninvited armed strangers in her home, Lona ordered them to leave. This directive, issued by a fragile female octogenarian confined to a hospital-style bed and tethered to an oxygen tank, was interpreted as “aggressive” behavior by Officer Thomas Duran, who ordered one of his associates : “Taser her!”
“Don’t taze my granny!” exclaimed Tinsley. According to a lawsuit filed in U.S. District Court, Tinsley’s “obstructive” behavior prompted the police to threaten him with their tasers. He was then was assaulted, removed from the room, thrown to the floor, handcuffed, and detained in a police car. At this point, the heroes in blue turned their attention to Lona.
The tactical situation was daunting; at this point, the police had only a 10-1 advantage over a subject who — according to Duran’s official report — had taken an “aggressive posture” in her hospital bed. The sacred imperative of “officer safety” dictated that the subject be thoroughly softened up in order to minimize resistance.
Accordingly, one of the officers approached Lona and “stepped on her oxygen hose until she began to suffer oxygen deprivation,” narrates the complaint, based on Lona’s account. One of the officers then shot her with a taser, but the connection wasn’t solid. A second fired his taser, “striking her to the left of the midline of her upper chest, and applied high voltage, causing burns to her chest, extreme pain,” and unconsciousness. Lona was then handcuffed with sufficient ruthlessness to tear the soft flesh of her forearms, causing her to bleed.
After her wounds were treated at a local hospital, Lona was confined for six days in the psychiatric ward at the insistence of her deranged assailants from the El Reno Police Department.
It has long been established that the worst thing to do in an emergency is to call the police. In this case, Lonnie Tinsley didn’t call the police, yet they barged in anyway and quite nearly “helped” his grandma to death.
Link From
Astronomy Picture Of The Day:
Is beauty in the eye of this beholder? Earlier this month, over Réunion Island in the Indian Ocean, a playful photographer with an eye for the sky took eight images and composed the [below] intriguing picture. The full fisheye frame shows everything above the horizon, including a lamp-illuminated landscape around the edges, and the zenith of the sky directly overhead. The image, however, may be more than beautiful -- it may also be a scavenger hunt. Can you find the photographer's tent, the slope of a volcano (active Piton de la Fournaise), a picturesque shoreline, and the lights of the nearby town (Saint Philippe)? One remarkable feature of the above image is that its center contains the very center of our Milky Way Galaxy.
More fodder for the hollow earthers....
Awesome picture.
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That, sir, is a packet of strawberry-chocolate dipped cheetos.
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That is one fashion show that won't be held in France
Not WTF? at all, but, I couldn't find a thread this would fit with. So, it's here.
Was messing around on GoogleEarth, and came across the Star of India at the Maritime Museum in San Diego. I was surprised at the quality of the StreetView pics in San Diego.
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We have that its called image of the day! :)
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One of my favorite episodes of "Dirty Jobs" is where Mike works on the Star of India.
I saw dat! Of all the things I toured at the Maritime Museum, the thing I chose from the gift shop was a print of The Star of India. It's hanging in my bathroom. :)
More WTF than you can handle, some of these pictures are just so bizzare?
http://blackandwtf.tumblr.com/that is one of the few things I follow on tumblr
I was checking out 'Black & WTF'...I positively lurve this picture.
Her reaction is priceless.
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Today, mom be arrested. :haha:
I would hope so! He mimed her running over him in a car!
I don't know about you guys, but, I've been party to some pretty epic bouts of Monopoly (I say bouts, because, we all know Monopoly is a contact sport). I'm talking hours and hours here. In light of that, this doesn't really look like as much fun as it does at first glance. Definitely not a spectator sport.
Ohh, but the spectators look thrilled to be watching err then again on second glance most of them aren't paying attention
[FONT=Arial][SIZE=2]The Luggage Locator helps you identify your luggage via a series of beeps and flashes. Its radio frequency signal works from up to 60 feet away and seeks out the receiver attached to your luggage. Using patented technology approved by the FCC, it’ll transform your baggage claim experience.
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...if you consider being detained by Homeland Security a transformative experience.
Am I the only one who thinks that attaching a remotely controlled device to your luggage might attract unwanted attention, especially one that beeps and flashes?
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Am I the only one who thinks that attaching a remotely controlled device to your luggage might attract unwanted attention, especially one that beeps and flashes?
No you're not, I can picture an airport freak show, also.
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In light of that, this doesn't really look like as much fun as it does at first glance. Definitely not a spectator sport.
On the contrary, I believe it's exactly as much fun as it looks like.
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Is this an ad for the "Karen Silkwood Chronicles"?
But the Butterfly effectwas a good movie
I saw this in a magazine today.
Well, a garden center would seem to be the place to make things grow. :D
I still don't get what they are doing in a Garden Center nor why ANYONE would allow that to go through pre-press proofing and the client. Wow - I almost want to call them.
I got that, but whats the relation between picking up a few pansies and a chiropractor?
Other than Sheldon, of course.
Some pansies will turn you every which way but loose.
Around here, it's very common to have a massage chair or two at celebratory events, either public or private. Hippies like their massages.
Ah, that's what it is. He's massaging her, rather than the other way around.:idea:
coughpotheadcough
When I watch that movie it was before I have ever even seen a joint
Good lord...what an unfortunate bit of advertising material. That could have only been approved by someone who had zero notion of anything as deviant as fellatio.
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Segal is a poor man's lumberjim.
Heh...my Meme sewed a cat-couch for the children's section of the library many years ago...it was far less dead-looking than the one pictured though
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That's really funny, if you pronounce Pho correctly.
In my old neighborhood, there is an "OMG Donuts" and a "ORLI & Sons Computer Repair"
Tea Party. You're doing it wrong.
I got a hunnert dollars that says that Rite Aid bag contains lube.
When do you think the world will figure out that men wearing women's clothes has been done and done and DONE, and it's really not all that funny to begin with? (Unless of course you're a 12 year old and then poop is really funny too.)
The above statement is why I'm leaning towards agreeing with Gravdigr's assessment. Then again, I often agree with Gravdigr's assessment.
The man, he is the wise.
When do you think the world will figure out that men wearing women's clothes has been done and done and DONE, and it's really not all that funny to begin with?
Those are men?
(Unless of course you're a 12 year old and then poop is really funny too.)
Guilty! :blush:
*snicker*
I won't tell you about my brothers' various fart noise makers.
You boys, don't ever realllllly grow up, ok? It's part of your charm.
Unless you dress in ugly women's nightwear (what's ugly, the women or the nightwear?) for joke or for poke, then all bets are off.
I believe you can measure male immaturity by much he laughs, smiles, or stares blankly, when you say: "Underwear"
Semper ubi sub ubi
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So that's what Frank Zappa was singing about.
Eve - we're right out of apples. How about a newborn?
So that's what Frank Zappa was singing about.
I probably think that they can probably hear me...
Then again, I often agree with Gravdigr's assessment.
The man, he is the wise.
Heh, I am teh wise...who'd a-thunk it?:D
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That girls T-shirt is funny. I know a few people with a sense of humor good enough to wear that.
So, is the horse being punished for causing her injury?
No. The horse is hiding there to get a peek up her skirt.
Is yard horse the opposite of ceiling cat?
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There's a "What the Pho" t-shirt too. :D
You're welcome, ladies!
WTF, indeed.
Is that Rob Halford? The years have not been kind.
Is that Rob Halford? The years have not been kind.
That's King Diamond. Also sings for Mercyful Fate.
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No. The horse is hiding there to get a peek up her skirt.
Is it normal for horses to be underground? I mean...WTF? Is he like a horse city worker checking out the sewers?
I think it's 'shopped
Oh, but WHY TF?
And why is THAT horse under the playground? Is it shopped too? Is the horse actually looking out a normal window?
I'm soooooooooo confused!
Oh, but WHY TF?
This is why:
I'm soooooooooo confused!
It's a fool that looks for logic in the chambers of the human horse.
Ulysses Everett McGill, sort of
:lol2:
I slay me
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It's the album cover of In The Court Of The Crimson King with a foot fetish!
So THAT's what happened to the tigers after Sigfried and Roy ended their show.....
You're welcome, ladies!
That's exactly why I don't buy organic anything.
I won't hold it for anybody.
:lol2:
Looks like a giant lightning bird about to grab lunch...Zurich, or, near there, I think.
Lightning bird ... followed soon by .... THUNDERRRRRRBIRD!
Is it being chased by the Thundercats?
Thunderbird Puppets attack!
Am I Neil Diamond, or what?! :lol2:
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Cucumber has left the building...and the planet
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More photos available at:
http://www.sweet-station.com/blog/?p=12755The top pic could have won the Cellar's Photography Contest # 12 as the best entry in the "Bound-aerie" category
Bound-aerie...groan.:dead:
Friends share.
Best friends share boogers.
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Not so much WTF as just a cool pic that I couldn't find a more proper thread for...SR-71 'Blackbirds' on the assembly line.
freaking awesome pic!! that's got to be like... 29% of the world's know reserves of titanium, right there. wow!!
I got it from Bendbox.com.
Very cool.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lockheed_SR-71_Blackbird
I didn't realize they built 32 of them. I figured it was even fewer.
Want.
I went to
a museum in Kansas that was built around one. They can't be privately owned, but the museum has an agreement with the Air Force where if the plane ever has to be returned, the Air Force pays for the reconstruction.
That is an awesome collection! It seems a little sciencie for Kansas though... I kid, I kid!
It really is an amazing museum.
That is an awesome collection! It seems a little sciencie for Kansas though... I kid, I kid!
You're gonna burn for that.
I went to a museum in Kansas that was built around one. They can't be privately owned, but the museum has an agreement with the Air Force where if the plane ever has to be returned, the Air Force pays for the reconstruction.
It really is an amazing museum.
I have my doubts about a museum that doesn't list the SR-71 on its "Top Ten Artifacts".:right:
My favorite nugget about the Blackbird is the fact that when someone somewhere breaks a Blackbird speed record, we break one out of mothballs, and go
just fast enough to get the record back. Kinda like Milton Berle and his giant schlong. Someone once asked him just how big it was, and Berle said "I don't know kid, I just pull out enough to win."
We are not allowed to misuse alien technology. :tinfoil:
I have my doubts about a museum that doesn't list the SR-71 on its "Top Ten Artifacts".:right:
They also have a lunar lander and rover which are not in the top ten list.
I almost touched a Blackbird, here. Famously, the plane the X-Men flew.
Blackbird flying in the dead of night
On these delta wings it learned to fly
Take your life
You were not expecting this moment of demise
I don't remember if I touched it or not, but there's an early blackbird at the Boeing Museum of Flight in Seattle. You could get pretty close, if not touching distance.
You can touch the one in Kansas.
Here are where the blackbirds are (I looked 'cause I figured there was one at the National Museum of the US Air Force at Wright-Patterson AFB.)
http://www.sr-71.org/blackbird/locations.phpI just dug out my crappy cellphone pics of the SR-71. It's hard finding a good vantage point from which to take a picture of a huge jet inside a building. The shuttle is just a mockup, but I think it may have some real tile.
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Which is more bad-ass looking, the Blackbird or the Stealth Bomber?
Here are where the blackbirds are (I looked 'cause I figured there was one at the National Museum of the US Air Force at Wright-Patterson AFB.)
http://www.sr-71.org/blackbird/locations.php
Noticeably absent are the ones stored in the time tunnel in Area 51.
The Pratt & Whitney J58-P4 engines used in the Blackbird were the only American engines designed to operate continuously on afterburner, and became more efficient as speed increased. Each J58 engine could produce 32,500 lbf (145 kN) of static thrust.
The faster you go, the faster you can go. yikes!
The time tunnel blackbirds are the same planes from the future.
Blackbirds are by far more badass looking.
One of inchlings friends had a grandpa who was a spook. Apparently, back in the day, the grandpa flew around in a blackbird. His daughter, who is about my age recalled finding a trunk filled with costumes when she was little. She assumed her dad was an actor and that's why he needed all those different costumes.
This is beyond WTF for me. WTF would Jesus Say?
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omg 10 seconds in and I want to punch that guy right in his stupid face! :speechls:
Thanks, SN. The *only* reward was seeing
this at the end.
The (very limited) info for the first pic says it is the new Dreamliner undergoing stress testing. The second pic is Iron Maiden's bar tab. I don't know where the bar is or what unit of currency that is.
I wonder about the currency too. shift the decimals over two places and you have a fairly reasonable tab.
Norway. $3275.00 According to a google search of "slippery nipple bar tab".
Thanks, SN. The *only* reward was seeing this at the end.
I don't get it. What's he mean by "Don't eat them?"
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Norwegian, I'd say. "Ansatt" meaning "employee" according to a web search.
6 Norwegian Kroner approx. equals 1$
ETA: oops, Jinx got in before me there
If one does the math:
The price of kilkenny pint is 66,00
The price of Trippel Sec speedrac is 61,00
From google the average price of Trippel sec Speedrac is 6.99 US.
I don't get it. What's he mean by "Don't eat them?"
Braaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!!!!
Don't be a zombie.
Not so much 'What The Fuck?' as fucking [SIZE="5"]WANT![/SIZE]
Under your stretch Hummer.
I think a friend of mine nose him.
I don't think Dad had a whole lot to do with this. :headshake:
I don't think Dad had a whole lot to do with this. :headshake:
What makes you say that? Maybe he doesn't like fat chicks.
Sounds to me like the bride did that stupid thing where she buys a dress that's too small, on the assumption that she's going to make herself lose 10-20 pounds before the Big Day. (Yes, lots of women do this.) Except she is now freaking out about whether she can meet her goal or not, or perhaps whether she can stay this size for the next several months. Mom and Dad are trying to help her feel better, but specifically want to avoid looking like they care one way or the other about her weight--she's beautiful now, she'll be beautiful then, they just want her to be able to be happy and enjoy herself--so they are joking that it's only to protect their purchase of the wedding dress, nothing more.
Sounds like the bride is weight-obsessed, not the parents.
Here's my theory. Her pregnancy strip came up positive. She's afraid her size 3 figure will increase by the wedding day and she won't fit into the dress.
The mom says, she will look just fine and not to worry. She won't gain any weight by then and to prove it buys her a scale. She does this to protect their investment. You know how hungry expecting moms can be.;)
Chinese Animal Control (dog catchers).
I suppose in a culture where pets are an anomaly, attitudes are different.
The wedding card is from Passive Aggressive notes. Here's what the submitter said:
Katie in Oklahoma City was cleaning out a box of wedding memorabilia when she rediscovered this note from her mother, written just after she paid for Katie’s wedding dress.
Although I know a lot of brides who would have immediately ripped this card (and the enclosed check) to bits, Katie accepted the gift with impressively good humor. “I found it funny,” she says, “because it’s just the way my Mom is. She signed my Dad’s name too, but it’s from her…just her.”
“Oh, and just FYI,” Katie adds, “I think I weighed 115 pounds at the time this note was written.”
It had nothing to do with the bride buying a smaller size. Just a tacky mother
bruce - please, please, pretty please - no more horrid animal pics. Okay?
I can't take it. It makes me sick.
bruce - please, please, pretty please - no more horrid animal pics. Okay?
I can't take it. It makes me sick.
Ditto. I cried.
Think about that next time you shop at walmart.
or target or IKEA ........
yeh - I don't remember why we were targeting Walmart...
It was a failed attempt anyway.
or ll bean, or True Value, or anywhere. Just remember that in general. But especially when you eat at a Chinese restaurant. Or a Korean restaurant.
But especially when you eat at a Chinese restaurant. Or a Korean restaurant.
Huh? I think those are the most local and typically are US citizens... no?
Koreans eat dog meat. --a joke about that)
and another old joke involves Chinese restaurants serving cat meat to unsuspecting patrons. again, a joke, albeit with poetic license. So to sum it all up, next time you are eating at a Korean or Chinese restaurant think about the picture, not in terms of the perceived cruelty, but of what might be beneath that savory sauce.
Except with chickens battery farmed to the extent major supermarkets can sell them for £2.50 for a whole bird, who would bother to run after kitties?
If you want to worry about what you eat, think about all the male chicks that hatch in the egg producing "industry" and are diverted down the conveyor belt into the high speed grinder. 72 hours old. Live. Every day. Bri - don't search on YouTube.
I'm not taking the moral high ground here. Eating only free-range eggs/ chicken doesn't absolve me of guilt.
Maybe he's Doctor Toast!
Don't ask how I found that.
The link still works, and is current during this Burning Man.
( I know, it's an old post that I'm bumping to the top...I'm bored..)
Fine. See if I ever make a joke again.
When I first moved to China, I was somewhat horrified to see a couple of security guards getting their kicks slowly burning a live rat in a cage-trap over a small fire. Kind of giggling as they moved the rat in and out of the fire.
Sorry to say I am no longer surprised at that sort of thing.
My time spent in Asia taught me that Asian culture is alien to western culture. I'm sure there are things we do here that make asians sick also. Who's to judge which culture is right or wrong?
By the way they treat their people.
WTF is in the sky at 0:28, 0:31, and 1:03? Some sort of Hindu deity?
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WTF is in the sky at 0:28, 0:31, and 1:03? Some sort of Hindu deity?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nataraja
he two most common forms of Shiva's dance are the Lasya (the gentle form of dance), associated with the creation of the world, and the Tandava (the violent and dangerous dance), associated with the destruction of weary worldviews - weary perspectives & lifestyles. In essence, the Lasya and the Tandava are just two aspects of Shiva's nature; for he destroys in order to create, tearing down to build again[
Probably makes sense in the context of the film, undoubtedly the story line relates to a broader concept. From what I have seen (at a distance) of the culture, its spiritual dimension, gods and all, is alive and well.
For the life of me I cannot find the link to where I found these, they had several more that weren't quite as weird.
1st: Thorazine; 2nd: Pakistan Int'l Airlines (prophetic, don't you think?); 3rd: No f'ing clue.
These may be elsewhere in the Cellar...
Momdigr got an email with a bunch of these pics from a Chinese Wal-Mart. I don't know how accurate they are but they are wtf. Here are a few of the pics:
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For the life of me I cannot find the link to where I found these, they had several more that weren't quite as weird.
Try here
http://www.weirdomatic.com/creepy-ads.htmlThat's a different, but better, site. It has most of the ones from the other site.
A dose of WTF before I go...
[@ gravdigr's granny pic]well that's one way to get your feet wet.
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The numbers were probably from this article or something similar.
http://www.congress.org/news/2009/11/25/rising_military_suicides
Their numbers are wrong according to Global Security (
http://www.globalsecurity.org/military/ops/iraq_casualties.htm ). 233 is the total killed in Iraq for 09.
And it does not count the number killed in Afganistan (318;
http://articles.latimes.com/2010/jan/01/world/la-fg-afghan-troop-deaths1-2010jan01 ), so it is misleading.
Not to diminish the scope of the problem..... but it is not factual.
I thought the number might be higher, but it's startling anyway.
It's also the reason I put it in the wtf thread. Thanks for the links,though.
And the use of the word "Soldiers" is wrong.
Yea, I would bet a bunch of them were Marines.
And Sailors and Airmen - the print is really small, but to the left of the suicide count it says "army" "marines" etc. plus there were probably Guardsmen killed in Iraq...
I find it a little sad that there is spin/correction about this image.
The importance is that the numbers on the left even exist at all.
Yes, the suicides are startling.
I find it a little sad that there is spin/correction about this image.
The importance is that the numbers on the left even exist at all.
A point to be made is that we are paying attention to the problem. How many Vietnam Vets had the same problem, how about Korea and WW2 vets? We will never know. But I would venture to guess that the number is much larger if we could measure them. And of course back then the measurement tools would be different so I don't know if you could compare and contrast.
I don't have any idea about the Korean Vets... I don't remember anything in the news about them having problems upon their return to the States.
But it was an open secret that the Nam vets were having problems when they returned, and neither the VA nor the DOD was willing to see it as "their's responsibility".
Military people are fond of saying that each war is fought with the previous war's strategy. The stresses on military families, particularly the National Guard, during the Irag/Afganistan conflicts have been enormous.
So I'm angry that it has taken so long for the VA to even start coming to grip with military suicides. It's as though it takes public humiliation to get the VA/DOD moving on a real problem that they should have seen coming.
I've read that the accidental death rates for combatants that have come home exceeds the death rates for troops in actual combat.
That's fucked up.
I've read that the accidental death rates for combatants that have come home exceeds the death rates for troops in actual combat.
That's fucked up.
Not unusual for this day and age. It is a dangerous work environment. It is a tribute to the advancements we have made on the battlefield.
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Clarification: There are no Guardsmen in Iraq or Afghanistan. Members of the National Guard are mobilized and placed on Active Duty (Title 10) for the deployment. Thus they are considered Army or Air Force.
The suicide rate comes from repeated deployments. You have to realize, today's average soldier has seen more combat than your typical WWII veteran. Adding to this they are in nonlinear warfare environment where they are subject to attack constantly. PTSD and depression are the end result
Thanks Sarge, hope you are well.
I'm sorry. I was preaching again. I'm just sensitive about Iraq & afghanistan.
No apology necessary Sarge. It is always great to hear your insights on this sort of thing since a majority of us are far removed from it in our daily lives.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/video/video_3012.html?1284057345
Submitted for your gawking pleasure: Republican candidate Phil Davison of Minerva, Ohio. If this whackjob gets this riled up vying for a position as Treasurer, imagine how insane he'd be running for a higher office. He's seething with anger and his voice actually cracks. At about 1:20, he is on the verge of a serious mental breakdown and it just devolves from there. Enjoy.
Masters Degree in Communication
yeh - and he is gonna handle the money ... Whew.
very clever design for a jacket with pouches in its lining that can be unfurled to reveal a personal tent.
Individuals feel the need to escape interactions in their environment everyday. Whether it be interactions with excessive technology or other people, this psychological and physical need to get away is where I began my investigation.
http://www.fastcompany.com/blog/cliff-kuang/design-innovation/would-be-hoboes-your-dream-house-has-arrivedImpress, I'm impressed.
Any history or link on that ?
very clever design for a jacket with pouches in its lining that can be unfurled to reveal a personal tent.
I could really use one of those for my bug-out kit.
Impress, I'm impressed.
Any history or link on that ?
Ask and ye shall receive:
http://www.kuriositas.com/2010/09/better-sweaters-make-beautiful-beasts.htmlThe info says this was at the premier of "The Expendables". Terry Crews cracks me up quite often.
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Wasn't Imhotep born on April the 4th of September?
It's a trick question... Imhotep wasn't "born"
Terry Crews is fucking hysterical.
I would have gotten the second question right if I knew how much peaces per pound
Is it just me, or could these two girls be the same girl?
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The bugger won't embed
have a look at this bet it hurt like hell
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still can't believe it didn't break her frigging nose.
The bugger won't embed
have a look at this bet it hurt like hell
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AB136BPHmaQ
Saw that on Tosh.0.
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A pair of my girlfriends is going for the screen test for The Amazing Race this week. They are hoping that a professional psychic (who runs a haunted house over halloween) and a retired naval officer will be sufficiently quirky to get on the show. If they make it, I'll be housesitting for the naval officer.
I sent them the video.
Painting cats? Be afraid, be very afraid.
To show how credulous some folks are, I have a friend who was adamantly convinced of the veracity of the book, despite being shown evidence to the contrary. Admittedly, it was a very dry joke, but tons of people fell for the very thick bibliography and footnotes and references (all fictitious) at the end of the book.
For some reason, she needed this book to be true so badly that she insisted there were many other people that she knew who had worked with people who had worked with painting cats...
Cats that paint? Now a dog I could believe. Mix a little shit with some paint, dump it in the grass, allow the dog to sniff it for creativity's sake and, before you know it... that dog will be creating masterpieces by rolling, rubbing and squirming on its back, head and side.
Dogs fucking rock!
The only thing I know about this, is that it rocks.
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The only thing I know about this, is that it rocks.
Yes indeed. The most amazing part, of course, is the dog. How they got it to stay at just the right angle is astounding.
Yes indeed. The most amazing part, of course, is the dog. How they got it to stay at just the right angle is astounding.
Bacon.
But the chihuahua and the monkey are both a FAIL
Two great pics, Gravdigr !
Wharrrgarblegloopgloubglub!
Ok what plastic surgeon said "oh yah sure I'll remove your ribs", why not get a face lift instead? :eyebrow:
That's not even pretty. :rolleyes: Don't even know what some ppl are thinking.
Those stainless steel-front appliances are really nice.
I'd like a set of that copper cookware. I guess she doesn't need it anyway.
I think thats Christine O'Donnell's mother...
I get the point of all of them except for the gravel-filled goggles and the cigarette magnifying glass. I don't necessarily think all the others are good ideas, but I at least get the point of them.
I get the point of all of them except for the gravel-filled goggles and the cigarette magnifying glass. I don't necessarily think all the others are good ideas, but I at least get the point of them.
I don't get the goggles. I think the magnifying glass lights the cigarette - like burning ants.
That makes sense.
Maybe the goggle gravel is some sort of dessicant, to avoid fogging?
Maybe the goggles make you feel like you're at the beach.
That's not even pretty. :rolleyes: Don't even know what some ppl are thinking.
I dunno - the addition of the aluminum foil collar pulls the whole look together. It kind'a does it for me.
Ok what plastic surgeon said "oh yah sure I'll remove your ribs", why not get a face lift instead? :eyebrow:
That there's
http://www.cathiejung.com/Wow. Honestly, it wasn't bothering me so much, people body-mod in all sorts of creepy ways... but now that I've read her website I feel like hurking. The whole thing is her husband's fetish, not hers.
But during many years that followed the wedding, serious corset training was only a dream in the back of Bob’s head.
...
I asked Bob & Cathy about the continuity of the tight lacing, about "gaps” and “breaks". Bob replied, “She’s worn them night and day now for about five years". Cathy added, “No breaks. Not really. First of all, I don’t have any clothes to wear without a corset. Also I find I’m more comfortable with some support when I’m active or working. The only time I make an exception is when we’re out boating or fishing, when it’s very hot. Then the corset is very irritating so I take it off for an hour or two. But I always put it back on at the end of the outing, even if I don’t want to. I don’t want to lose ground. It’s a mixed blessing".
That shit is Fucked. Up.
Damn! She's 73 years old. By the time I reach 73, I plan on spending every day in stretchy pants, not anything binding and uncomfortable.
Pfft. Kids today. They've got no ambition. ;)
"Hold my beer; watch this."
Hold your tongue, and say "What an apple!"
Followed by "Fork Soup" and "Knife Meat".
If "nose candy" is something you snort, then "spoon candy" must be...
Who knew?
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W. T. F is going on in the second pic?
That looks like the result of someone turning the tables on a 419 scammer, leading them to believe that they'll get the account numbers if they send back goofy pictures.
That would appear to be the voodoo ritual of the raising of the bread.
That looks like the result of someone turning the tables on a 419 scammer, leading them to believe that they'll get the account numbers if they send back goofy pictures.
Exactly.
W. T. F is going on in the second pic?
That is one of the most WTFish pics I've ever seen. Well done, sir. Odd way of making cucumber finger sandwiches for High Tea.
That would appear to be the voodoo ritual of the raising of the bread.
HA! good one wolf!
audibly chuckled at the calendar one.
I've missed you guys.
Does whatever a spider-can?
Welcome back John.
It's been too sane without you.
Work's been busy. I got distracted for, like, six months.
He sank my battlesheep, si.
John!!! You da man, man! Senor Gif is great, huh?
Watch this and tell me you don't want one.
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I put it here, cuz, I was lazy and couldn't find a better thread.
If you love something, set it free.
If it comes back to you, it's yours.
If it doesn't, it never was.
Amazing that the pilot could even keep it in sight...
cool as hell, fire extinguisher noted, but I'd put the 4 grand a number of other places first.
How to differentiate between the different types of Labs:
Amazing that the pilot could even keep it in sight...
Yeah, the damn thing is so fast I'd be franticly trying to keep it in sight, and keep it from flying out of control range. Much too busy to actually have fun with it, I think.
Would it have some kind of an auto-return since it would blow out of range so fast? A stunt plane would probably be more fun but how cool is speed?
Those girls look a little young to be Pink Floyd fans, but, God bless them.
A six million year old punk?
Grav, that is the bomb diggity aeroplane! Now if it could just kill off some Terrs... :thumb:
I love showing ppl that video, and watching their face when it takes off like a raped ape.
Saw this while I was Wootin'.
^^
The real version of that:
It's a still from Miyazaki's
My Neighbor Totoro. And that is all I know about that. I saw part of the film in the original Japanese, then bought the English dubbed DVD version, and failed to watch it before it has now disappeared.
We've got a copy, the kids love it. I like the Hunter Thompson meets Totoro. Great.
I'll see if my buddy who has superior DVD dubbing capabilities can dub it for me for you.
Oh no no no, if we're gonna go that far, I'll just go get the torrent. I have already paid for it legitimately... so why not?
(searches) Why yes. Now here is why one p!rates.
This is another masterpiece from Hayao Miyazaki and Studio Ghibli, and is reasonably widely available as a torrent. So why bother? Well - many of the Ghibli torrents floating around are Japanese with subtitles, which is what the purists want to watch. There is a school of thought which regards the English dubs as inferior.
Now, I'm not here to argue the point - I prefer the subtitled Japanese versions myself, although the English dubs are extremely well-acted and written. But it's a bit harsh to expect a small child to read subs! And I'm absolutely positive that Miyazaki didn't create this film strictly for those old enough to read subtitles.....
I made this Xvid encode to have both English and Japanese audio-tracks, as well as English subs. So if you prefer, you can watch the original+subs; but if you're watching with children, you can switch to the English dub.
Not available in this format in any commercial product. Could they offer it. Of course they could. But they did not and so they lose harder.
Oh no no no, if we're gonna go that far, I'll just go get the torrent. I have already paid for it legitimately... so why not?
(searches) Why yes. Now here is why one p!rates.
Not available in this format in any commercial product. Could they offer it. Of course they could. But they did not and so they lose harder.
I could use that torrent too. The dubbing is tough and there are a few leaps of plot that I couldn't make.
Speaking of subtitles...
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You've probably seen this one, but really, wtf...those silly goats
I think that's more of a WHY the fuck?
AHH I see. Thanks griff.
Ok one wtf solved. A jillion to go.
Miyazaki's My Neighbor Totoro
Watched last night BTW. Delightful. I grinned several times. The backgrounds and colors were just astounding at times. Wiki says Totoro is as popular in Japan as Winnie the Pooh is in the US. Easy to understand... you have to want one.
My kids are Totoro fiends, not so much with Winnie the pooh. They play at being Satsuke and her sister.
They also like Ponyo, a bit less, but it's growing on them, Plus, now that the inch is older he doesn't want to be Satsuke anymore
I get my kids to eat stuff by telling them it's "Ponyo ham."
Yep, just like at Sosuke's house. Yep, the same stuff. Exactly. You've had it beofre and you liked it, remember?
For some reason, my kids refuse to believe in the logical premise of "you've had this before and you liked it."
Every time they sit down at the table it's like Groundhog Day.
You've probably seen this one, but really, wtf...those silly goats.
You can read about it
here.
For some reason, my kids refuse to believe in the logical premise of "you've had this before and you liked it."
Every time they sit down at the table it's like Groundhog Day.
this
Fear & Loathing In Wonderland? I'd watch
that.
that's hanging over the handicap ramp in the sex toy department
Fear & Loathing In Wonderland? I'd watch that.
that is from my
My Neighbor Totoro (Tonari no Totoro) WTF were these ppl thinking?:headshake
A friend sent me the Men of Mortuaries pic. Kinda creepy.
ETA: What does a standard brick weigh? How much weight are those guys toting around?
ETA: What does a standard brick weigh? How much weight are those guys toting around?
Has to be foam.
Whyzat, they're getting a dollar a day, for crying out loud.
A friend sent me the Men of Mortuaries pic. Kinda creepy.
ETA: What does a standard brick weigh? How much weight are those guys toting around?
six pounds
I count twenty five layers of bricks at approximately eight bricks per layer.
6 * 8 = 48
48 * 25 = 1200 pounds of bricks. Not foam. Photoshop.
26 layers of 4 bricks = 104 bricks x
4 pounds = 416 lbs
They are walking around in a crowded stadium, wearing garlands. I bet it is some sort of festival and that those are foam bricks, not shopped. Probably even hollow inside.
Some of those "bricks" look like they have dove-tail joints !
(e.g., 1st guy's layer # 14 )
And now, Hugh Jackman at the manicurist.
26 layers of 4 bricks = 104 bricks x 4 pounds = 416 lbs
Your link says most bricks are 6-8 pounds, up to 12. And there are more than 4 bricks per layer - at least four by two, but some appear to have more, thinner bricks stuck in the cracks.
Foot3 is right. It's clearly a costume for a festival. Are the plastic straps inside a hard hat even strong enough to hold that kind of weight without breaking and bringing the hard hat shell down onto the skull of the wearer? And if they were real bricks, what sort of platform is the bottom layer sitting on? It has no thickness.
Some of the paint has even chipped off the second stack of "bricks" to reveal the white Styrofoam underneath.
The front left brick end, eleventh from the top, in the front stack, looks like it has come loose, exposing what was behind.
Your link says most bricks are 6-8 pounds, up to 12. And there are more than 4 bricks per layer - at least four by two, but some appear to have more, thinner bricks stuck in the cracks.
I took 4 lbs from...
Bricks are usually sold in “cubes” of 500 bricks. A cube weighs about a ton.
You're right (as was V). I was looking at it wrong, probably 8 per layer or about a thousand pounds... if it was real.
Ah. I was looking at:
A brick's weight is limited to what a bricklayer can repeatedly lift easily with one hand, perhaps 12 pounds, though most bricks are half to three-quarters of that weight.
Good to see you around, John!
You know, I was just thinking how awesome it would be to see a bunch of little monkeys on a capybara. It's like you read my mind.
John, at first I thought you had a satellite view of this...
Don't really have any info on this, just rare, and cool.
Recessive gene, you can see mom has it.
Snopes verifies and links to the
photographer's site:
I can understand the curiosity from people of the highly melanistic black fawn images that we have on our website. They are a rare phenomenon to see. We're always happy to find someone who enjoys viewing our images as much as we enjoyed taking them.
I took the photos of the black fawn near Austin, TX. That area of central Texas seems to have a concentration of black "white-tailed" deer, although it is still extremely rare to find them. This is a wild deer, but resides in a greenbelt near a neighborhood. I took the images when the deer were roaming through the neighborhood. The two fawns in the photos are twins, but only the one is black. The images being circulated were taken in May [2010] and I again captured some images of them about seven weeks later which I added to our website. They are going to be published along with an article about "Melanism" in "Deer and Deer Hunting" magazine due out in September [2010].
This is a wild deer, but resides in a greenbelt near a neighborhood. I took the images when the deer were roaming through the neighborhood.
This is, like, all the neighborhoods in the city. We love our greenbelts, but the deer are a pain in the ass.
This is, like, all the neighborhoods in the city. We love our greenbelts, but the deer are a pain in the ass.
If you could just get the local gov to let some hunters come in and cull them out then give the meat to the local food shelters. Oh, and let them keep the racks. It would solve many of those problems.
Several cities/communities let bowhunters come in and cull a few now and again, when they become problematic.
:yum:
If you could just get the local gov to let some hunters come in and cull them out then give the meat to the local food shelters. Oh, and let them keep the racks. It would solve many of those problems.
There's practically nowhere to shoot where you wouldn't be directing bullets into someone's back yard. But we do a pretty good job killing them with our cars.
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Segway SWAT is for when the Black Friday crowds at the mall get really unruly.
There's practically nowhere to shoot where you wouldn't be directing bullets into someone's back yard. But we do a pretty good job killing them with our cars.
Bows don't shoot bullets. They shoot food.:p:
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My eyes!!! Aaagghhh!!!!! My ears!!!!!
WTF man?!
There's practically nowhere to shoot where you wouldn't be directing bullets into someone's back yard. But we do a pretty good job killing them with our cars.
Culling is always done with bow or crossbow in areas congested with people. The public is forewarned and the whole process is quite controlled. There is a long history of a safe process to get this done.
Works better than having volunteers hide in the bushes, and run out to slip a condom on the bucks during the rut. :yesnod:
HAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..... :lol:
Works better than having volunteers hide in the bushes, and run out to slip a condom on the bucks during the rut. :yesnod:
You
could use TSA agents...
These are pre-Katrina photos. They belong in their own, O.M.G. thread, but this will do.
There's more at the link.
http://www.rense.com/general90/sky.htm
Snopes says no on all the Katrina images except
the last one.
Ok, still amazing.
snopes says,
These images are actually photographs of tornadoes and other extreme weather phenomena taken by storm chaser Mike Hollingshead in Nebraska and Kansas during the summer months of 2002 and 2004. Some of these photos are viewable on the 2004 Digital Photos section of his web site (scroll about halfway down the page).
Sky, that pic reminded me of this one from the Nat'l Geographic contest (Montana, I think):
Even with my limited exposure to the great open spaces, I've seen similar in the US and Canada, they usually have a lot of lightning too.
If I saw something like that coming at me, I'd have my ass in high gear G'ing the FO!
These are pre-Katrina photos. They belong in their own, O.M.G. thread, but this will do.
Before I scrolled down and saw the ground, I thought it was V'ger.
You cause me to chuckle. V-ger.:rolleyes:
Don't do that, you guys! I about had a heart attack. I hate tornadoes.
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It's the pigtails PLUS the eyeliner, isn't it....
It's the pigtails PLUS the eyeliner, isn't it....
Yeah, reminds me of Emma...
Bad news: This guy has HIV.
Good news: He has AWESOME insurance.
Not sure what this is. Muntjac? Chinese or Korean water deer? Mouse deer?
Teensy, tiny backstraps.
Appetizer? Disease vector?
It's all fun and games till it pisses all over your keyboard.
...and then it's lunch.
ETA: Does anyone know what that little blue egg is on his monitor stand?
Not a
mouse deer. By the shape of its ears I'd guess it is a
dikdik.
PS: "S.A. ORYX" on the whiteboard also points to Africa.
...and then it's lunch.
ETA: Does anyone know what that little blue egg is on his monitor stand?
Cooking timer?
Yeah, reminds me of Emma...
I don't wear eyeliner.
It's a silly putty egg. It's blue like WSOD so you know it's one of the new kind of silly putty that you can put right on the screen. I think Shawnee was talking about it in another thread.
Not a mouse deer. By the shape of its ears I'd guess it is a dikdik.
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You cause me to chuckle. V-ger.:rolleyes:
Thanks for getting that. I wasn't sure anybody would.
It's the pigtails PLUS the eyeliner, isn't it....
Pigtails are nice, but it's the red hair that really does it.
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Pigtails are nice, but it's the red hair that really does it.
Heheh...red hair forgives a lot. I
do likes me some redheads.:D
Whatever you do, as a Catholic Hospital, don't hire a recovering Cathoholic as your web designer.
I was looking for crisis center information and followed a link and got here:
What? Catholics don't deserve large penises- penii- penis'- cocks?
I came across this photo while perusing the
Trail Camera Photo Contest pics over at
Field & Stream magazine's website.
First, after a little boning up, I discovered that flying squirrels are largely nocturnal, as opposed to
regular squirrels. I did not know this.
Second, in this photo, he is flying directly toward his number 2 predator, a raccoon, who he may not have seen until the flash from the trail camera fired.
Wouldn't
that be an "Oh Shit!!" moment.
Those pigeons have to be stuffed, if it's not photoshopped.
What, you think the spacing is too perfect to be possible? Like it would never happen in a million years with a million pigeons and a million photographers?
Look at the image at the top of the screen. Monkeys and typewriters, my friend. Monkeys and typewriters.
Looks easy enough to do. Just need a bright, sunny day, a clean concrete surface, and the right exposure settings on the camera. A little desaturation and emphasis on the darks in post processing would also help.
It's photoshopped, unless wherever that picture is taken objects cast different shadows from the same light source.
But it's still COOOOL.
Picture post needs moar pictures:
Pigeon picture was clearly taken in Escherworld.
I don't want to
need one, but, I think I want one.
It's an
Action Trackchair, and it's cool as hell.
And could someone 'splain to me WTF is going on with this engine.
I'm almost positive this pic is somewhere on teh Cellar, but I couldn't find it, so, here it is (again, maybe).
General Electric GE36 was an experimental aircraft engine, a hybrid between a turbofan and a turboprop, known as an Unducted Fan (UDF) or propfan.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/General_Electric_GE36Wow, awesome lurker post. Thank you!
General Electric GE36 was an experimental aircraft engine, a hybrid between a turbofan and a turboprop, known as an Unducted Fan (UDF) or propfan.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/General_Electric_GE36
[Big Dan Teague] You don't say much my friend, but when you do it's to the point, and I salute you for it. [/Big Dan Teague]
from Wikipedia
Although the engine demonstrated an extremely low specific fuel consumption, cabin noise levels were a problem, even though the engines were mounted at the rear of the test aircraft.
Musta been reeeeeeaaaaalllllllly loud.
In Minnesota, "Snow Plowing" has been replaced with "Snow Melting"
I don't want to need one, but, I think I want one.
It's an Action Trackchair, and it's cool as hell.
Wow, that is awesome. Think about how many disabled vets are outdoorsman...
An old man at a car lot once told me:
"When I was a young man, I had to hold it down to keep from pissing in my face. Now that I'm an old man, I have to hold it up to keep from pissing in my shoe."
He shoulda tried this when he was a young man.
(It's a canteloupe)
The real WTF: old Macs don't run Firefox!
Um...If you can see this, haven't you already found it?
Not if you're looking at the box in an ad... or a dumpster.
Put it on every box for 1 photoshoot? That's commitment.
And if you found it in a dumpster, you're prolly not their target demographic...:D
Found in the fresh section ... with the words: "what is this crap doing here?"
If they ever get pizza, maybe we can spend this...
If they ever get pizza, maybe we can spend this...
I've had Jamaican pizza. It was ... interesting.
(It's a canteloupe)
We just got a new X-ray machine at work that can make these videos:thumb:
Look out for , what the inside of stuff looks like threads, any suggestions?
start simple, with an apple.
We just got a new X-ray machine at work that can make these videos:thumb:
Look out for , what the inside of stuff looks like threads, any suggestions?
oh yeah, golf balls, kiwi fruits, sharpies, a coffee bean, an ipod, an owl pellet, a battery, a snickers bar, a tootsie pop.
I'll think of some more.
If they ever get pizza, maybe we can spend this...
Ya Ought to roll a Big FAT J with that !!!!
We just got a new X-ray machine at work that can make these videos:thumb:
Look out for , what the inside of stuff looks like threads, any suggestions?
A blowjob.
Follow this NSFW link
How did you link to my hard drive?!?!
Awesomeness.
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I dont want to know what that thing is behind him...
The things that hang in the background look like candles.
So I'd say this picture is wicked.
Seems as if he's been touched by the noodly appendage.
That'sa lotsa pasta! Looks like fun. :)
The things that hang in the background look like candles.
So I'd say this picture is wicked.
I see what you did there.
Hey, did you know Best Buy carries HDMI cables?
could someone move the post to the nsfw? i messed up and posted the vid b4 watching the whole thing.....
could someone move the post to the nsfw? i messed up and posted the vid b4 watching the whole thing.....
I just moved the post to the nsfw thread. I don't think it really needed to be moved, since it was labeled NSFW and was behind a link, but it was good practice for me.
I don't understand why this is a $2200 cable. What am I missing?
Even the $50 HDMI cables at BestBuy are a rip off. I am amazed that anyone buys them. An HDMI cable is digital. Either it works, or it doesn't. Gold plating the connectors doesn't do a damn thing to improve performance. You can get one online for like $5 with ground shipping.
I don't understand why this is a $2200 cable. What am I missing?
It's almost 40 feet long ?
That's about $14 per footfootfoot
Seems as if he's been touched by the noodly appendage.
:lol:
It's almost 40 feet long ?
That's about $14 per footfootfoot
It's $55 per foot.
Or $710 per pound.
:D
It's still a cable. Some wires and some plastic. Is that some kind of misprint? It certainly is WTF.
There is a group of people called audiophiles who will insist that whatever BS is on that cable's packaging will make a difference. There is also a group of manufacturers who take advantage of this fact. Monster is one, though I expect most of their sales come from retail stores refusing to stock anything cheaper, rather than people who buy into Monster's hype.
This cable isn't even the worst.
Dachshund dogs are crap pets, never buy one. Eva.
And I hear they are shitty bobsledders too.
And I hear they are shitty bobsledders too.
Bob Sledder is disabled and needs a colostomy bag. I find it in bad taste to call him shitty, even if he does look like a Dachshund.
yt version of dog steals sled
[YOUTUBE]hSrirDNwEVM[/YOUTUBE]
That dog has got good sled stealing skilz. He's no Tyson, but he's pretty good.
Major win for the dog. Cute.
Goddamn a page full of fucking animated gifs! They slow my load. Entertaining as they may be.
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Goddamn a page full of fucking animated gifs! They slow my load. Entertaining as they may be.
Time to trade in that 14.4 modem. :D
Just make sure the Potatoes are cheaper than the carrots, otherwise complain. :D
Time to trade in that 14.4 modem. :D
C'mon now, give me
some credit.
It's the cheapest thing they got, but, I
do have DSL.
All my phones got
buttons too. No dials.
Which brings this up: Since practically every dial-type phone is dead and gone, why are we still
dialing phone numbers?:right:
I mean really WTF is this?
Here's a shitty picture of the Camaro SS Jimmy Johnson gave to Kid Rock for Kid's 40th birthday. I gather they presented it in the middle of Ford Field. Giving away a Chevrolet at Ford Field?
Niiiice.
Momdigr was doing a little sewing the other afternoon, and I walked by and happen to see this (first pic). She has little magnetic bowl she keeps a bunch of pins in, and one was standing straight up on end. I said "That's amazing!" She said "Meh, happens all the time." I said "Orly?" And she replied by picking up several pins and dropping them fairly haphazardly back into the bowl. And damn if one didn't stay up on a slant (second pic)!
That's funny. Two of my divorced friends told me how they had these deeply personal ceremonies where they wrote out a bunch of crap on a piece of paper then burned them and threw the ashes and their rings into the river, one set his ring adrift on the river in a little paper boat made out of his marriage certificate. I was all WTF? I would have just sold my ring when gold was high.
I asked them, "So, where about in the river did you throw your ring?"
Momdigr was doing a little sewing the other afternoon, and I walked by and happen to see this (first pic). She has little magnetic bowl she keeps a bunch of pins in, and one was standing straight up on end. I said "That's amazing!" She said "Meh, happens all the time." I said "Orly?" And she replied by picking up several pins and dropping them fairly haphazardly back into the bowl. And damn if one didn't stay up on a slant (second pic)!
She's a witch!
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My favourite response:
Momdigr was doing a little sewing the other afternoon, and I walked by and happen to see this (first pic). She has little magnetic bowl she keeps a bunch of pins in, and one was standing straight up on end. I said "That's amazing!" She said "Meh, happens all the time." I said "Orly?" And she replied by picking up several pins and dropping them fairly haphazardly back into the bowl. And damn if one didn't stay up on a slant (second pic)!
Men...:lol: Me wants a magnetic bowl now. :D
Men...:lol: Me wants a magnetic bowl now. :D
Well they ARE attractive. :-)
But they are also repulsive (to one end of a pin that has been magnetized).
The Chinese discovered the Yin and Yang of the world long ago,
maybe this just this same way !
But they are also repulsive (to one end of a pin that has been magnetized).
Thank you for that, Hap. I've been so amazed that I hadn't thought of the why yet, but, that almost has to be the why.
:thumb:
You remember the woman that fell into the mall fountain while texting?
Yeah, that might not be the worst of her problems...Yaaaah, baby!!
$25 a week?! Sign me up. That's only 1100 miles or so, as the Google Earth flies.
I can't vouch for the historical accuracy here...
Hah! Never surrender!!!
ETA: Reminds me of this:
But, but, but ... if the Frogs are the French, then that doesn't make any sense.
does that google French Military Victories still work?
...does that google French Military Victories still work?
Kinda.
This 'funny' page and all things going with that old grudge like 'freedom fries' instead of 'French fries' are a thing of the past.
They came from the fact that my country wasn't willing to make war on Irak along with the USA. We were asking for more evidence of WMD.
It seems that someone was lying all along. So there is no reason to still hold this grudge.
No offense intended, just going for the cheap laugh...
We were asking for more evidence of WMD.
You mean continued guaranteed oil contracts for Elf/Total S.A.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oil-for-Food_Programme
Until 2001, the money for the Oil-for-Food Programme transited through the BNP Paribas bank, whose main private share-holder is Iraqi-born Nadhmi Auchi, a man estimated to be worth about $1 billion according to Forbes, and ranks 13th in Britain according to The Guardian. Auchi received a 15-month suspended sentence for his involvement in the Elf scandal, which has been qualified by the British newspaper as "the biggest fraud inquiry in Europe since the Second World War. Elf became a private bank for its executives who spent £200 million on political favours, mistresses, jewellery, fine art, villas and apartments". Elf, an oil company, merged with TotalFina to become Total S.A. in 2003.
This 'funny' page and all things going with that old grudge like 'freedom fries' instead of 'French fries' are a thing of the past.
They came from the fact that my country wasn't willing to make war on Irak along with the USA. We were asking for more evidence of WMD.
It seems that someone was lying all along. So there is no reason to still hold this grudge.
You know we're boors, we know you're cheese eating surrender monkeys.
It evens out.
They do make a fine rolling paper...
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Oh, yes, the French: the 400kg gorillas of Europe for a millennium, the military that WON the "American" revolution for them, and yet all anyone in the USA cares about is that "they lost one battle in one war where nobody on the planet could have possibly done better".
By which, of course, I mean, "a half-century later, the US refused to listen to the lessons that France learned in Algeria, and instead insisted on doing stupid shit over the advice of their longest-standing-by-far allies, who knew better"
Next?
That's some fucked up gym equipment right there.
John, can you pare that down to a catchy sound bite? Otherwise, our dumbed-down, unable to think critically population won't be
a) able to remember it
b) able to understand it
c) able to make the connection to real life
d) all of the above
He's one of the Als:
Al Nino
Al Qauida
Al Jazeera
Al Geria
How about "The French have been your best friends, FOREVER. Even when you treated them most unrighteously." Clearer?
As for WTF:
Hugh Jackman at the manicurist.
How about "The French have been your best friends, FOREVER. Even when you treated them most unrighteously." Clearer?
They gave us mimes and love Jerry Lewis.
It is wrong to be French.
I do occasionally enjoy a good French laugh...
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The pics aren't related (I hope).
I'll take the brunette, the one in pink...
Yeah, see, this is called a two-fer:
The pics aren't related (I hope).
I'll take the brunette, the one in pink...
She's so fine there's no telling where the money went...
She used to look good to me, but now I find her ...
Simply irresistible
A two-fer?
She's so fine there's no telling where the money went...
She used to look good to me, but now I find her ...
Simply irresistible
Might as well face it, what your dick did to love...
Oh, yes, the French: the 400kg gorillas of Europe for a millennium, the military that WON the "American" revolution for them, and yet all anyone in the USA cares about is that "they lost one battle in one war where nobody on the planet could have possibly done better".
That is pretty funny. Where did you learn that?
If ya need a big hole, ya need a big shovel.
Anybody have an explanation of the bread products?
I think it's a protest against high food prices.
People were fashioning home made helmets for protection against rocks and clubs. Not sure if that's where he got his inspiration. A hot dog bun isn't going to do much against a police baton.
That is pretty funny. Where did you learn that?
French school, apparently.
People were fashioning home made helmets for protection against rocks and clubs. Not sure if that's where he got his inspiration. A hot dog bun isn't going to do much against a police baton.
Sheer desperation I guess :p
Wouldn't do much against a police baton, but might provide a little cover from the stones that were being thrown.
maybe it's a snack for later.
I think it's a protest against high food prices.
:angel:
I thought he was dressing up like Princess Leia.
I think it's a protest against high food prices.
He got really high and thought he'd protest food prices?
"Yeah, and then I'll tape these breads to my head, and I can eat them later. Now, WTF was I doing? Why am I holding this packing tape. Shit, I am SO high. Where did I leave that roach? Did I just leave it on the TV again? Shit. What's the deal with this packing tape? IS the post office even open today? That reminds me, I have to buy stamps. I hate they way they taste though. Someone should invent a stamp you don't need to lick, that would be cool. How an envelope that had a stamp built right into it? That would be really great, then you wouldn't need to even buy stamps at all, and you wouldn't lose stamps either. Someone should totally do that. I smell bread baking. I'm kind of hungry, I'm gonna go downtown and see what's happening at the market, maybe grab a bite to eat. Find a good place, good but cheap..."
He just has a slight case a of bread head.
He rolls with The Muffin Brotherhood.
I thought he was dressing up like Princess Leia.
After a good night's sleep it occurred to me that i should have simply posted ...
[CENTER]It is a dark time for the rebellion ...[/CENTER]
You have failed me for the last time...
It's those little details that make all the difference.
I don't really know what's happening here...
Oh thats SIMPLE ,
Dogs Birthday
and PUUUUUUUUUSY Whipped Hubby !!!!
Haaaaaa... that guy must be proud. :)
Maybe he misunderstood when his wife asked for more doggy-style love.
Oh thats SIMPLE ,
Dogs Birthday
and PUUUUUUUUUSY Whipped Hubby !!!!
The bitches of Eastwick.
Three women are in a hospital waiting area. All about to deliver.
The first one says, "My husband was on top when we conceived. I'm sure we're going to have a boy."
The second one says, "I was on top when we conceived. So I suppose we'll have a girl."
The third one starts crying and says, "I'm going to have a puppy."
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ON JULY 20, 1969, AS COMMANDER OF THE APOLLO 11 LUNAR MODULE, NEIL ARMSTRONG
WAS THE FIRST PERSON TO SET FOOT ON THE MOON.
HIS FIRST WORDS AFTER STEPPING ON THE MOON, "THAT'S ONE SMALL STEP
FOR MAN, ONE GIANT LEAP FOR MANKIND," WERE TELEVISED TO EARTH AND HEARD BY MILLIONS.
BUT JUST BEFORE HE REENTERED THE LANDER, HE MADE THE ENIGMATIC REMARK
"GOOD LUCK, MR. GORSKY."
MANY PEOPLE AT NASA THOUGH IT WAS A CASUAL REMARK CONCERNING SOME
RIVAL SOVIET COSMONAUT. HOWEVER, UPON CHECKING, THERE WAS NO GORSKY IN
EITHER THE RUSSIAN OR AMERICAN SPACE PROGRAMS.
OVER THE YEARS MANY PEOPLE QUESTIONED ARMSTRONG AS TO WHAT THE "GOOD
LUCK, MR. GORSKY" STATEMENT MEANT, BUT ARMSTRONG ALWAYS JUST SMILED.
ON JULY 5, 1995, IN TAMPA BAY, FLORIDA, WHILE ANSWERING QUESTIONS
FOLLOWING A SPEECH, A REPORTER BROUGHT UP THE 26-YEAR-OLD QUESTION TO ARMSTRONG.
THIS TIME HE FINALLY RESPONDED. MR. GORSKY HAD DIED, SO NEIL
ARMSTRONG FELT HE COULD ANSWER THE QUESTION.
IN 1938 WHEN HE WAS A KID IN A SMALL MIDWEST TOWN, HE WAS PLAYING
BASEBALL WITH A FRIEND IN THE BACKYARD. HIS FRIEND HIT THE BALL,
WHICH LANDED IN HIS NEIGHBOR'S YARD BY THE BEDROOM WINDOWS.
HIS NEIGHBORS WERE MR. AND MRS.GORSKY. AS HE LEANED DOWN TO PICK
UP THE BALL, YOUNG ARMSTRONG HEARD MRS. GORSKY SHOUTING AT MR. GORSKY.
"SEX! YOU WANT SEX?! YOU'LL GET SEX WHEN THE KID NEXT DOOR WALKS ON THE MOON!"
TRUE STORY.
What do ya think? True?
the original joke I heard went "That's one small step for man and a giant leap for Murray Khan."
Who's Murray Khan?
A neighbor whose wife said they day she'd give him a bj would be the same day a man walked on the moon.
What do ya think? True?
Most stories of this sort can be checked on snopes.com.
snopes says no.
http://www.snopes.com/quotes/mrgorsky.aspSee? This is what I get for being lazy.
Hey, paper clips are on sale. And that Coke is made from red velvet cake.
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So some dude somewhere takes thousands and thousands of pics of people from various parts of the world, and uses a computer program to average all the people from similar locations. And he comes up with this.
Here's a
link without any additional info. Be sure to click the links that say "Read the rest of this entry »", interesting stuff.
Let's see him do it with boobs.:blush:
:biglaugha:notworthy:rotflol:
Let's see him do it with boobs.:blush:
Well played.
I noticed that all the averaged guys looked, well, average. The averaged ladies...they're all hot.
I noticed that all the averaged guys looked, well, average. The averaged ladies...they're all hot.
I wonder if it's because "average" is attractive. When all the (for instance) too-big-noses and too-small-noses are averaged, what you get is a just-right-sized-nose. You don't think the guys are hot because you're hetero.
I've picked Baby's brain enough that I like to think I can recognize (without switching teams or nothing) what a good looking/handsome man looks like...
...but you probably have a point.
What the hell?:3_eyes:
SFW, btw.
I noticed that all the averaged guys looked, well, average. The averaged ladies...they're all hot.
I disagree, the guys were all pretty attractive to me. I will grant you, however, that I like "nice guys." My tastes have never run towards the burly/chiseled jaw/strong-and-silent type. So for a woman who finds the rugged look more attractive, I can definitely see how these soft averaged faces would not be that impressive.
What the hell?:3_eyes:
SFW, btw.
I got a link for cheap porn.
It's not cheap when they auto-renew. You didn't give them your card# did you?
No I didn't give them any info, have never payed for porn nor shall I.
However, I don't think a porn link is what gd wanted to post
I could have sworn I was making a joke there, I wonder if it is a side effect of the anaesthesia?
I could have sworn I was making a joke there, I wonder if it is a side effect of the anaesthesia?
Nah, you're normally not very funny. :D
wwowowwwwoohoooo
Babies can really stress a young mother out so order up a case of Hamm's beer!
Nervous women are wretched women!
Yes, we are wretched when nervous.
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No I didn't give them any info, have never payed for porn nor shall I.
However, I don't think a porn link is what gd wanted to post
I don't know what you guys are seeing, but, my SFW link points to a chick working out laughing her ass off for some reason. No porn.:neutral:
Darn, I missed out on surprising my wife for Valentine's Day with this nice affordable gift. Oh well, maybe next year!
Did I mention it's affordable?
The woman in the picture looks really jazzed about it, too.
to paraphrase shawnee's brother:
"now that we've made the arrangements, let's set a date!"
I noticed that all the averaged guys looked, well, average. The averaged ladies...they're all hot.
The average looks average, but the actor/actress look hot. :D
to paraphrase shawnee's brother:
"now that we've made the arrangements, let's set a date!"
:D
Guy gets me that for a present, he's gonna be using it WAY sooner than I would.
I don't know what you guys are seeing, but, my SFW link points to a chick working out laughing her ass off for some reason. No porn.:neutral:
Linkjacked?
I don't know what you guys are seeing, but, my SFW link points to a chick working out laughing her ass off for some reason. No porn.:neutral:
I think they are talking about the banner at the top. When it loads there is a questionable image.
Christopher Nolan obviously hasn't heard that movies made from games don't do very well.
You've obviously not seen Chutes and Ladders. It takes you on a wild 3D ride up some ladders and down some chutes. It's a love story, really. Boy meets girl as he climbs ladder and she descends chute. Boy loses girl as she climbs smaller ladder but he goes down big chute. Girl has her eye on some dude over in Candyland. Boy gets girl when she breaks her leg climbing big ladder and trying to jump over to Candyland, and boy nurses her back to health on a Twister mat. Compelling and thoughtful: you'll laugh, you'll cry!
In the language of flowers, roses are vaginas!
A thorn among roses. I see unrealistic, high maintenance all over that photo, not to mention the flower bill...
I didn't realize fairies menstrate roses... explains the price.
That took me a few seconds to get.
yeah, but clever when you do.
i'm too stoopit
Are you human?
Ooooooohhhhhhhh,
I get it. [SIZE="1"]I think.[/SIZE]
I believe there is the matter of the theatrical release versus the director's cut, which makes or breaks this reference.
That's prolly NSFW Gunmaster ...
That's prolly NSFW Gunmaster ...
Thanks. I moved it.
Sorry about that...
And thanks
Musta been one helluva stag party...
CAPTION:
"You're not offering me a bribe are you? If so, maybe we should call it a compromise".
[YOUTUBE]PpGjNfYA7h4[/YOUTUBE]
Snog. As long as she's a she.
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Snog, but I feel like I would need to wear a painter's jumpsuit at the same time.
Not sure I could be drunk enough and still conscious
<shakes head>
Genetically female. Geez, can't you guys tell anymore? Are you THAT old?
And tan layer three was unnecessary, it was splotchy and between the tanning bed and the spray-on tan, she looked like a week spent at the beach. Her makeup skilz, on the other hand, could use some help. And her wardrobe. She does dress like a drag queen, but she's still female. Avoid, because my wife now has a cast iron frying pan.
Avoid, because my wife now has a cast iron frying pan.
:eek: My heart skipped a beat. :neutral:
I have been wanting some of these forever...now I don't anymore.
is that a joke referencing some event at the tim tam factory?
This sounds like my kind of fun:
Well, with "The DirtyGirls Presents"...I thought this was gonna be my kinda fun...But then I got to the "Butt-Pounding Fun" and thought:
"Shel, you're on your on..."
:D
Who is the guy that put his nuts in the grinder?
Who is the guy that put his nuts in the grinder?
One day, Bill comes home from the pickle factory where he works and confesses to his wife that he has a terrible urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggests he see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill says he’d be too embarrassed, and he vows to overcome the compulsion on his own. One day a few weeks later, Bill comes home absolutely ashen.
"What’s wrong, Bill?" his wife asks.
"Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?"
"Oh, Bill, you didn’t."
"Yes, I did."
"My God, Bill, what happened?"
"I got fired."
"No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?"
"Oh... she got fired too."
what gives with this sign? is it giving directions to the local ho?
You can't have a clousta fuck without a clousta twat.
Most of the place names on Shetland are Norse in origin.
Just say "No."
The dangers of Meth.
I like Buscemi, otherwise I wouldn't have posted it.
He is a weird looking dude but a pretty good actor. Makes me think of Fargo.
When I see him I always flash to 'Con Air', and Buscemi's 'Garland Greene':
The entire plane, almost, is dancing to Sweet Home Alabama:
Define irony: Bunch of idiots dancing on a plane, to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash.
That is a very cool picture.
I can still remember my 5th grade teacher saying this was how it was going to be, that all kids were going to have to put on masks eventually when going outside to play. Because naturally, things were shitty, and were only going to get worse and worse. What a lovely message for children. "Fuck your life, kids!"
Where's PETA when you need them?
Cellar monkey is not happy. He wants a car too.
That one monkey looks like a pimp.
The blonde on the left is a MAN, baby!
That's how the Shriners got started...
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I had trout lights like that
But it's a TOASTMASTER. It is the master of all toasters. EVAH.
It kind of looks like they mixed up a toaster ad with a scene from Reefer Madness.
But it's a TOASTMASTER. It is the master of all toasters. EVAH.
No, no, no, no, no, no. It's only the master of all
toast.;)
No, no, no, no, no, no. It's only the master of all toast.;)
:blush:
What he said.
No, no, no, no, no, no. It's only the master of all toast.;)
I guess that explains why she looks inbread. :D
If eyebrows like that ever come back into style just shoot me in the head. Looks like a couple willy worms running around her face.
Is it just me, or does the guy at the other end of the bar look like plthijinx, without shades?
Predicting beerscreen in 3...2...1
:D
autopilot
He kinda favors
Otto Pilot from "Airplane!":lol2:
Nah, that's Herbert Televox, Westighouse's first robot, taken at the Ford Trimotor, National Air Transport opening ceremony, at Newark Airport.
Herbert's son was Willie Vocalite, his grandsons were Rastus and Telelux, and great-grandson, Electro, starred at the 1939 World's Fair.
"Nothing's cheap.", you say?
You're wrong.
Nothing appears to cost a pretty penny.
7-8 Hong Kong dollars will get you one US dollar. Even with that exchange rate, this place is a little expensive.
7-8 Hong Kong dollars will get you one US dollar. Even with that exchange rate, this place is a little expensive.
Are you in Hong Kong now?
MIGHT be funnier than damnyou autocorrect.
Are you in Hong Kong now?
Nah, I just looked it up from the name on the receipt and the exchange rate in wikipedia.
\just one more
"Nothing's cheap.", you say?
Is "nothing" a euphemism for "lap dance?"
You know, as in when the wife asks you what you did on that business trip in Hong Kong ... "why, nothing sweetie. Absolutely nothing. Whole lotta nothing ..."
Those texts! I'd forgotten all about them ,,,, :) I like.
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Kitten lungs work just like human lungs. Both rely on oxygen and both get damaged by smoke inhalation. Fun fact, they actually make oxygen masks designed to fit household pets for first responders to use. Nowhere I've worked has any though.
http://www.yuckos.com/pet_oxygen_masks.htmThat is soooooooooooo sweet! You made my day.
heh.. saw those on the shelf at Archie McPhee's the other day.
Is that Chairman Mao?
With his entourage of virgins?
Funny that he should be on a tonguescraper, as he didn't brush his teeth or bath.
"The tiger does not brush or bath, why should I?" - paraphrased from from Mao
Dear Leader is a common nickname in NK for Kim Jong Il.
In Point Place, Wisconsin, his nickname would be "Dear Dumbass", once Red Forman put his foot in KJI's ass.
Only REALLY a wtf because... i mean, it doesn't get any lower than this, does it?
Hah! "We ain't part of that shit!" ~ The Klan :lol2:
Wash your eyes out with this: Coolest Toy You've Seen This Year!
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Don't worry it is just monster on a good day
"Barbie just couldn't take it anymore."
Well, here are two things you don't see everyday...
Ouch, that is going to cost some chief a job.
Ouch, that is going to cost some chief a job.
Yeah, some pretty serious shit went down for that to happen. That required some heavy duty hardware failure.
My bro was a firefighter all his life. He drove the front end of the llloooonnnnnngggg firetrucks. One day, on the way to a fire, the guy in back miscalculated, and they completely flattened a compact car that was parked on the corner of a residential street. Wish I had pics of that event, but my bro was never very interested in sharing more than the basics; I'm sure he made sure no one took pictures!
Another time, they drove over a manhole which promptly collapsed, and the truck got stuck reallllll good. Hadda call a monster tow-truck out, while the house burned... (kidding! there were plenty other trucks heading for the fire).
copycat
you clearly have nothing original to say
Is that what you mean by 'copycat'?
no, that's just someone who pressed paws.
TSA has tightened security following the death of bin Laden. They are now checking passengers for "stink bombs"
HOLY LORD! they're smiling!!!!
I'm very, very confused...
The baby pat down was here at Kansas City International a few days ago. Guess there was a rumor of C-4 diapers.
The baby pat down was here at Kansas City International a few days ago. Guess there was a rumor of C-4 diapers.
OMG ELSPODE!!!!! HI!!!!
Please dude, I lost a pair of boxers on 9/11.
They're standing in the clearing
and there they still remain
Lie la lie,
lie la lie,
lie lie lie lie
Don't want. Either of 'em.
But at least one's labeled. You got keep 'em separated.
Could you imagine how disorienting it would be to live in a house that turned with the wind?
disorienting? Nah.. you'd always be pointing into the wind.
Tornadoes would be dizzying though.
I think it would be cool to have the view from your window RFN change occasionally. I wonder if you could feel it move? I bet not.
Why so surprised, Moar? I mean, it's not like we don't keep up on each other's doings. :-)
Today, I saw my first drive-through ATM...?!?!
It;s the drive through atm with braille that gives me pause
Right on there 3foot.
On the jet home power up you're instrument panel the you'd know what heading you were on. Wind velocity however you'd need one of those little twirly thingies as the airspeed indicator doesn't "come alive" until a certain set point...
Today, I saw my first drive-through ATM...?!?!
I cashed my Off the Roll contest check at a drive-through ATM. In the other lane was a mobile bank- an armored car with two ATMs on the back.
Right on there 3foot.
As always.
I cashed my Off the Roll contest check at a drive-through ATM.
Translation please
Translation please
Happy Monkey won a contest recently that was sponsored by 3M. He made artwork out of packing tape. The name of the contest was "Off the Roll."
He's been making these impressive
tape creations for a while.
Thanks Glatt. HM, really cool.
If Manufacturers Advertised Their Products' Alternative Uses:
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Medusa wuz here.
I've seen garter snakes in a
mating ball, ([SIZE="1"]fuck wad?[/SIZE]) but, never in/on a tree before.
Eww does not seem strong enough. I don't dislike snakes but a snake orgy? Ewwwwww!
Today, I saw my first drive-through ATM...?!?!
Where do you live? I don't know if seen a bank built without one in the last 15 years.
I think she lives about 100 miles from LazyLand, all the banks are at the top of a hill...
I've lived in a number of places in the northern and southern hemisphere, but never in North America.
How do you pay for your Taco Bell and CVS drive thru without a drive thru ATM? :confused:
How do you pay for your Taco Bell and CVS drive thru without a drive thru ATM? :confused:
You swipe your card using an EFTPOS (Electronic Funds Transfer at Point of Sale) machine, rather than an ATM.
Maybe this is why the rapture is upon us! ;)
These inadvertently erotic billboards spotted outside various places of worship look like the work of some extremely naive — or severely repressed — church employees. Luckily, those of us who've already double-stamped our tickets to Hell are physically incapable of overlooking a dick joke.
Sorry its a link but too many to post and really funny!
LINK the work of some extremely naive — or severely repressed — church employees.
LINK
:facepalm:
It said "Blue whale skull". Looks like the skull of the alien queen from 'Alien'.
The previous one looks like the rabbit from Donnie Darko.
Jesus car.
Jesus car, you're doing it wrong.
:D
Classic for the win!!
Planking fail. :lol2:
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Women tend to be good multi-taskers.
I thought that was myth? Anyway, I don't see much in the way of multi-tasking there, she seems pretty focussed on the ball. Now if she was changing a daiper too then I'd be impressed.
I dunno. She's got a pretty good grip on the kid. I'm not such a baseball fan, but I know a few guys I think might've dropped the kid.
Sunlight Mirror melts anything on Earth.
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/81202378/
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"3500 deg C" Good lord.
Maybe you're right, I thought the child was strapped to her, I look again and see it isn't.
Sunlight Mirror melts anything on Earth.
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"3500 deg C" Good lord.
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Sunlight Mirror melts anything on Earth.
"3500 deg C" Good lord.
awesome!
Maybe you're right, I thought the child was strapped to her, I look again and see it isn't.
So that isn't a baby-snuggie over her shoulder?
I thought that was why the little spud has a helmet on ... in case mommy falls down drunk or wacks the kid taking a corner too swiftly?
Here's Representative Hank Johnson expressing his concerns over the possibility of Guam tipping over. Lord help us.....
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"least widest"?
From wikipedia:
In December 2009, Johnson revealed that he had been battling Hepatitis C for over a decade, which resulted in slow speech and a tendency to regularly get "lost in thought in the middle of a discussion".[24] Johnson said that he learned he had the disease in 1998 but does not know how he contracted it. The disease has damaged his liver and led to thyroid problems.[24] He was treated with a combination of ribavirin and interferon at Walter Reed Army Medical Center.[24] In February 2010, Johnson finished an experimental treatment for Hepatitis C, resulting in weight gain and increased energy.[25]
Bummer. Still doesn't explain Guam capsizing, though.
This hailstone fell on Norman, OK. So said the caption.
Yeah.. down the road from my family there. Last year, they got a new roof after being bombarded by baseball sized hail. It punched through the roof in several places, my Uncle told me that the ones that hit the lawn made it look like a practice putting green with holes the size of golf cups all over.
You catch one of those before the bounce, you die.
After looking at the picture a little more, it kinda looks like a "peeled" frozen water balloon. And it has a nipple.
That's right folks, step right up. Volunteer to help your fellow man. Step right this way to be treated like a fucking criminal.
I know the homeless. I'd want them to have background checks, too.
Actually all disaster relief workers should have the background checks, especially the Child Abuse check.
What Wolf said. Anyone who will be working with children should have a background check done. If I have to have one done to apply for a job, you bet your ass you should have to do one when working with children and vulnerable families.
All teachers have to have background checks around here.
EVERYONE should have a background check. <channeling Merc> :eyebrow:
I have my background checked once a year as I renew my role as scoutmaster in our boy scout troop.
I needed a background check for a teaching job, because a few (2 - 3 %) of the students were 17. The rest were over 18.
And we had to attend Mandatory Notification Training. Here, if you have grounds to suspect a child is being abused, you MUST report it. They told us what to look for, how to handle it, and who to tell.
It was a bit silly for us, because it was couched in terms of primary school kids whicih we never see. But, it is part of an overall package against child abuse and I'll put up with a paid day in training as part of that.
I had to get a background check because I wanted to accompany my nephew's class on school excursions. I signed up as a volunteer.
I had a background check, including fingerprinting, to be a licensed optician in New Jersey.
*raises hand*
Background check.
At first I was worried until I realized they weren't going to check underground out back of my place. Hobos, you know.
Does the background check include a review of Cellar posts?
My last background check took a year and a few months. TS-SCI.
Sucked waiting but I was glad when it was over.
I know the homeless. I'd want them to have background checks, too.
What Wolf said.
I
was homeless. I'll remember this if you ever axe me for help.
At least it'll be an excuse for me to sit on my ass.
:p:
Let's you and me just be happy that background checks aren't a requirement to join the cellar.
;)
I was homeless. I'll remember this if you ever axe me for help.
At least it'll be an excuse for me to sit on my ass.
:p:
I doubt that will ever happen. I've only interacted with two dwellars outside this site. Case and classic.
I'm sorry you were homeless for a time. However since you're going off your personal experience being homeless, I'll go off my personal experience dealing with the homeless in my job and call it even.
they look like pelts, or worse, scalps. I like how she's loaded each of them, probably gives the skirt more swing. I bet it looks interesting under a blacklight.
they look like pelts, or worse, scalps. I like how she's loaded each of them, probably gives the skirt more swing. I bet it looks interesting under a blacklight.
She loaded them? Well, that changes things. A little.
I was thinking "like notches on the headboard".
I doubt that will ever happen.
I am fucking positive that will never happen.
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I am fucking positive that will never happen.
Can you say, t-o-r-n-a-d-o? ;)
Yes, to the tune of r-o-l-a-i-d-s. :lol2:
Bunny spa, or, the contraption-that-holds-the-bunny-while-someone-squeezes-eye-frying-substances-into-their-eyes?
Great chance for some commentary on that row of bunnies.... :lol:
Looks like some kind of experimental lab. Poor bunnies. Where is PETA?
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These two. Screwing.
Yeah, try to get that visual outta ya head...
Usually, you cross a T, you don't dot on it....
What is up with the bunnehs? :(
What is up with the bunnehs? :(
Make-up test fixture.
What is up with the bunnehs? :(
They were bad.
I assumed it was some sort of holding area for rabbits being used for
pregnancy testing in a hospital. It looks sterile like a hospital lab.
That's a lot of pregnancy tests, and I'm not sure why they would be restrained like that, but there you go.
You've obviously never tried to impregnate a rabbit, Glatt. You don't get out much do you?
You've obviously never tried to impregnate a rabbit, Glatt. You don't get out much do you?
Don't rabbits have pretty small..... never mind. :p:
I assumed it was some sort of holding area for rabbits being used for pregnancy testing in a hospital. It looks sterile like a hospital lab.
Rabbits for the "rabbit test" were just kept in cages, injected, and then killed to check their ovaries for changes.
The restraints are for chemical testing.
Oh, and by the way, if you either like bunnies, or cosmetic products of any kind, don't Google that.
Bunnies were homeless and failed the background check.
Don't rabbits have pretty small..... never mind. :p:
That's why you've got to restrain them, they put up a hell of a struggle.
Don't rabbits have pretty small..... never mind. :p:
That's why you've got to restrain them, they put up a hell of a struggle.
Ew :greenface
Bunnies were homeless and failed the background check.
This'll keep them from beating their girlfriends, anyway. I wonder if there's a human sized version.
Ew :greenface
Always pushing the boundaries
No, that would be ewe. :3eye:
"...A good ewe will do that, you know..."
Bunnies were homeless and failed the background check.
Hah!
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I think Freddie has too much time on his hands. And too much talent.
That's quite impressive. I notice that he is stark white in some iterations, and tan in others. Do you think it took him a couple months to compile the takes, or is it just a lighting thing?
Maybe a lighting thing...I notice (now that you've mentioned it) that his shirt is brighter also in the palerfaced shots.
First pic was called:
The Face of "Busted"
Who knew there was an awesome WTF lurking in my very own kitchen ... I pulled out a bag of demerara sugar last night, filled the sugar bowl, and set the bag on the counter because I am lazy and wanted to find it a new space in the cabinet that required some rearranging.
So it's been sitting on the counter.
And something caught my eye.
Not something little, either. Pretty prominent.
Pretty stupid too.
Go green, baby. Go green.
You got gypped! it's a bag of DiHydrous Monoxide. You'd better call HAZMAT and have that safely removed.
Question: Why can't I just mix charcoal and water and make my own sugar?
Maybe they mean the processing of the sugar is carbon neutral. Lame, but I've heard it claimed.
Buying carbon credits is like Papal indulgences for the secular world.
You're lucky it isn't "chemical free!".
If only you had some sodium-free salt....
“I bought some instant water one time but I didn't know what to add to it.” Stephen Wright
If only you had some sodium-free salt....
It's called potassium chloride, and tastes like shit. ;)
Buying carbon credits is like Papal indulgences for the secular world.
You are teh LOL!!
It's called potassium chloride, and tastes like shit. ;)
QFT.
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A titchy little deer - is that all you have?
How about a fully grown moose...
Damn high school kids and their pranks. What's it gonna take, an eye?
Mooses can climb poles. Who knew?
Mooses can climb poles. Who knew?
Sarah Palin
Sarah Palin
LOL!
I wonder if this is where she stands to see Russia.
Question: Why can't I just mix charcoal and water and make my own sugar?
The hell with the sugar ... I want to make diamonds.
The picture is real. It seems they pull up the cables from several miles away. Explanation here:
http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/poormoose.aspThe picture is real. It seems they pull up the cables from several miles away. Explanation here:
http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/poormoose.asp
From snopes: "He was a huge 60 inch bull".
I bet that's just what he tells the ladies.
A titchy little deer - is that all you have?
How about a fully grown moose...
Showoff.
A titchy little deer - is that all you have?
How about a fully grown moose...
I do not see squirrel.
Where is squirrel?
That moose on a wire was an IOTD once...
Like a moose on a wire
like a drunk in a midnight choir
I have tried in my way
to be free
That picture is what brought me to the cellar. There I was, innocently googling "Horny moose" jokes, and what did I find? Madness.
I think Johnny Cash could've done a fine job voicing a moose.
Mom&Popdigr went to Nashville recently and Popdigr snapped this pic. He said the dog was on top of the car when they first pulled into the parking lot, but had gotten down onto the trunk by the time he could snap the pic.
Weird.:headshake
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Seen tooling down the road in North Central Illinois on the 4th of July, 2011.
"Hard 2 Kill"---Yeah, no shit!!!
I like how everybody's taking a picture, nobody's doing a damn thing to help the guy! :lol2:
Oh!! Please don't bi--ya know what? Fukkit, bite me, baby.
there is a "foot foot foot" reference/joke here somewhere.
I was thinking a 3-D rendition of the Satori Screensaver from the Flying Toasters Collection.
Hey, whatever happened to the flying toasters, anyway. I'm okay with life without the dancing baby, but I really liked the flying toasters ...
there is a "foot foot foot" reference/joke here somewhere.
I was thinking a 3-D rendition of the Satori Screensaver from the Flying Toasters Collection.
I was trying to make a Mini-Me reference...:neutral:
I was trying to make a Mini-Me reference...:neutral:
You mean like, Mini-Mini-Mini-Mo?
Or Mini mini mini me me me ... kind of like a soccer chant or something?
The first thing I thought of was that they must be watching
Avatar in 3D, but that's only funny because they look like a different
Avatar...
"Hard 2 Kill"---Yeah, no shit!!!
I like how everybody's taking a picture, nobody's doing a damn thing to help the guy! :lol2:
Well, now, the person on the right is the police officer, taking pictures for the report. The knife is photographed "in situ" for many reasons, one is so that there will be no misunderstanding of the situation. Any defense lawyer will try to minimize the attack if there are no photos, or in this case, possibly video, considering that the camera might have that ability.
The ER nurse on the left is taking photos for the 'HOLY SHIT!!! You would NOT belive this if there were no photos!' factor.
"Hard 2 Kill"---Yeah, no shit!!!
I like how everybody's taking a picture, nobody's doing a damn thing to help the guy! :lol2:
Not quite. You can't just yank that knife out. He is getting vitals trended as you can tell from the blood pressure cuff, he has a cardiac monitor on as you can tell from the chest leads, you can see an IV line on the left hand side, and you can see the rubber band on his left arm indicating that a nurse or paramedic is starting another line in that arm as well. The pt is about to undergo a trauma consult by the trauma team and surgeon. All before anyone even dreams of touching that knife. He is receiving proper care, the professionals are doing their jobs.
Not in the mood!
Ya know you're doing it right when their lips curl like that...
We found this interesting pottery pieces at a gallery in Seattle. Something funny about a Blue Willow Kalashnikov! And the tea pots were pretty cool.
That is just so many kinds of awesome!
I love the AK ... and I have a friend who operates a haunted house and would LOVE the teapots.
I found the following pic today with this caption:
People doing O-H-I-O at an inappropriate time. As a Buckeye, I can safely say this is why people hate us.
Is this a sporting team thing, IM, or are people there really enthused about their state?
Mostly a sporting (football) thing. Ohio State Buckeyes are revered.
Except for some dead presidents and some astronauts and the Wright Brothers, we dont' have a whole lot else going on. ;)
I'm guessing the guy who is second from the right (the dead guy) was probably a huge OSU fan. I think it's cute, probably made some people chuckle after being sad.
Ok, now I want to add something like that to my will. :D
Go with this:
What. The. Fuck?
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Everybody thinks he's a real toughguy, but, here he is holding a cute, cuddly--wait...:3_eyes:
That explains the leprosy.
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'Scuse me, but what in the fuck is this shit, and why is it the third most popular hit for 1982 on youtube?
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Two reasons leap to mind...:3eye:
I've heard of ground loops, this looks like a ground cartwheel. Ouch.
Not so much WTF? as it is truth in advertising set in stone. :lol2:
ps, this is a local outfit, I took the picture myself.
does the exif data show 2:30?
naw, would have been perfecto though.
Is it real? And where the fuck is it?
It's the Magdeburg Water Bridge in Germany.
This picture was in the paper this morning. Dude was trying to capture a jaguar terrorizing an Indian village. Makes me glad the worst we have around here is bunnies.
This picture was in the paper this morning. Dude was trying to capture a Jaguar terrorizing an Indian village. Makes me glad the worst we have around here is bunnies.
Smart jaguar. He went for the only guy not wearing a helmet.
It's the Magdeburg Water Bridge in Germany.
This picture was in the paper this morning. Dude was trying to capture a jaguar terrorizing an Indian village. Makes me glad the worst we have around here is bunnies.
Unless you're King Arthur...
[glatt].......Makes me glad the worst we have around here is bunnies
Unless you're King Arthur...
Or Jimmy Carter.......
.
There are more pics of the leopard here:
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2011-07-20/leopard-attack-in-india/2803140?section=world
It has a few shots just before the attack, and another during the attack.
Do not turn your back on an angry leopard.
There are more pics of the leopard here: http://www.abc.net.au/news/2011-07-20/leopard-attack-in-india/2803140?section=world
It has a few shots just before the attack, and another during the attack.
Do not turn your back on an any leopard.
:cool:.
Or Jimmy Carter...
That was a swamp bunneh though...
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.......Makes me glad the worst we have around here is bunnies.
Or Jeremy Thorpe :cool:
It's the Magdeburg Water Bridge in Germany.
Dingdingding!!!!
There are more pics of the leopard here: http://www.abc.net.au/news/2011-07-20/leopard-attack-in-india/2803140?section=world
It has a few shots just before the attack, and another during the attack.
Do not turn your back on an angry leopard.
Those are great. I think my favorite one is the 2nd one where you can see the crowd on the hill watching the dudes trying to capture the thing.
This is your brain. This is your brain on leopards.
When leotards attack
:lol2:
When Leopolds Attack!
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the juxtaposition of high and low culture in that clip is Classic Bugs Bunny.
Tho Daffy Duck, with all his bitter cynicism and misanthropy, was my favorite.
ME TOO! I'm all about Daffy and always have been. I got into a big argument on the elementary school bus about how DAffy is WAY better than Donald Duck. Donald was such an unlikeable pudwhacker. I LOVE Daffy!
Oh, and i crack my friends up whenever I see a yellow car (or a tattoo) with Tweety Bird on it. I have a yellow bug, and it has been implied I should do the Tweety thing. I fucking HATE that fucking bird. What a little phony little baby shithead. I'd like to stomp his face in. I dream of the day Tweety is a bloody corpse while Sylvester stands by licking his chops in revelry. :lol:
It's really just one of the bits I do for a laugh. I've never liked Tweety, but as my satirical comments often go way over peoples heads here in the Cellar (OMG, the HORRORS), I have to say if Tweety were real I swear I wouldn't wish such horrible things to happen to the little twat.
eta: and my car's color is called mellow yellow and is not that bright ass tweety looking yellow anyway.
... the Tweety thing. I fucking HATE that fucking bird. What a little phony little baby shithead. I'd like to stomp his face in. I dream of the day Tweety is a bloody corpse while Sylvester stands by licking his chops in revelry. :lol:
:mad2: I'm with you there!
It's really just one of the bits I do for a laugh. I've never liked Tweety, but as my satirical comments often go way over peoples heads here in the Cellar (OMG, the HORRORS), I have to say if Tweety were real I swear I wouldn't wish such horrible things to happen to the little twat...
Oops! :blush:
Hahahahhaa! OK, I MIGHT really wish those things on Tweety if Tweety were real.
I'm just trying for 'kinder gentler' murderous crazed old woman. ;)
Actually this
Tweety is a bloody corpse while Sylvester stands by licking his chops in revelry
happens in my house every day except for "Tweety" read "wild bird" and for "Sylvester" read "Jasper" (or "Maurice").
So I'm toughened by my domestic experiences ...
WTF image time: A spider, molting.
omg John I hate you. :worried:
I don't really hate you, but big arachnophobe here.
You mean when I see an old dead dried up spider, it's just the shell of the smaller spider and there is actually a much bigger live spider somewhere nearby?
:eek:
This picture was in the paper this morning. Dude was trying to capture a jaguar terrorizing an Indian village. Makes me glad the worst we have around here is bunnies.
Leopard, not jaguar. Unless it escaped from a zoo. Jaguars are found in Central and South America, as well as in wealthier neighborhoods in England and the United States. But that particular variety tends not to have spots if they're cared for properly.
Oh, and then there's this one ...
"But Mr Dent, the plans have been available in the local planning office for the last nine months."
"Oh yes, well as soon as I heard I went straight round to see them, yesterday afternoon. You hadn't exactly gone out of your way to call attention to them, had you? I mean, like actually telling anybody or anything."
"But the plans were on display ..."
"On display? I eventually had to go down to the cellar to find them."
"That's the display department."
"With a flashlight."
"Ah, well the lights had probably gone."
"So had the stairs."
"But look, you found the notice didn't you?"
"Yes," said Arthur, "yes I did. It was on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying 'Beware of the Leopard'."
And why did Warner Brothers hate cats so much?
WTF image time: A spider, molting.
Reminds me of this one of mine:
Any True Blood fans out there?
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Supposedly from one of the TV studios...
So the anchor can still say:
"I'm going to take a dump in the johns. I'd like a chick to go down on me and wipe my crack"
No, "go down on" is banned. Sheesh, they gave you a list. :rtfm:
"I'm going to take a dump in the johns. I'd like a chick to [strike]go down on me [/strike] sing to my salami and wipe my crack"
Much more family friendly.
From Patton OSwalt's "Werewolves and Lollipops" Clean Filth
NSFW language
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This picture was in the paper this morning. Dude was trying to capture a jaguar terrorizing an Indian village. Makes me glad the worst we have around here is bunnies.
Sure about that?
'Crazed Hare' Attacks Austrian Couple
An elderly Austrian woman required hospital treatment after being attacked by what was described as a 'crazed hare.' Police were forced to shoot the rampaging beast before it could hurt anybody else.
Ya, really!'Crazed Hare' Attacks Austrian Couple
[QUOTE]An elderly Austrian woman required hospital treatment after being attacked by what was described as a 'crazed hare.' Police were forced to shoot the rampaging beast before it could hurt anybody else.
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Ok.
I'll do it. Here goes:
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I guess she got a wild hare.
So the anchor can still say:
"I'm going to take a dump in the johns. I'd like a chick to go down on me and wipe my crack"
Blumpkin is not on the list
Sprinkles. I love eating sprinkles.
Have you met Sprinkles?
Sprinkles. I love eating sprinkles.
Have you met Sprinkles?
I could do that. I could totally do that. I sense a DIY project, for a different thread, of course.
Heh, oughta be fairly easy:
Step 1. Lick her aaallllllll over, reeeeaaaaaallllllllll good;
Step 2. Roll her in sprinkles.
:p:
lissen honey, the crazy photoshop blue eyes and the covered in sprinkles thing ain't hiding the fact that you got Jimmy Durante's nose. And, no you can't eat crackers in bed, those sprinkles are bad enough.
Nose? that's just *more* sprinkles man.
I could do that. I could totally do that. I sense a DIY project, for a different thread, of course.
Haaaa.... careful there. ;) :D
right. wouldn't want to chip a tooth or something.
um... braces on the teeth are an indicator of likely extreme youth. Sarge will smack you into next week and give you an unsavory roomate named Bubba.
um... braces on the teeth are an indicator of likely extreme youth. Sarge will smack you into next week and give you an unsavory roomate named Bubba.
NB the OP
I don't see braces. I see two dark sprinkles where you see braces. regardless, I consider this a model, not my subject. I have someone else in mind as my subject.
um... braces on the teeth are an indicator of likely extreme youth. Sarge will smack you into next week and give you an unsavory roomate named Bubba.
He's gotta
prove she
ain't eighteen first.
In the mean time...
Nose? that's just *more* sprinkles man.
:lol2:
Ahh...Sprinkles.
'Crazed Hare' Attacks Austrian Couple
An elderly Austrian woman required hospital treatment after being attacked by what was described as a 'crazed hare.' Police were forced to shoot the rampaging beast before it could hurt anybody else.
Ya, really!
[SIZE="5"]Run away, run away!!![/SIZE]Okay. First pic: Apparently Chris Griffin's evil monkey is out of the closet.
Second pic: Can someone PLEASE tell me what a hand-drill to the sinus cavity has to do with dermatology?
BEWARE!!! DEATH BUNNIES ARE EVERYWHERE! And they're breeding like .. well, rabbits!
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Even Basement Cat himself is in danger! It's the End Times, people! Repent!
BEWARE!!! DEATH BUNNIES ARE EVERYWHERE! And they're breeding like .. well, rabbits!
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Even Basement Cat himself is in danger! It's the End Times, people! Repent!
Holy Christ. That is the bunnies Monty Python warned us about.
Someone get the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!
Heh! It's always funny...
I believe we've had the spooge cookbook before.
It's still nasty.
The spooge cookbook has appeared at least three times on the cellar, it's nasty and it's a satire. It's fictional. Not real. Made up. Let's move on.
The spooge cookbook has appeared at least three times on the cellar, it's nasty and it's a satire....
Let's move on.
Just remember that many ladies on here have eaten spooge once, and gone back for more. The cookbook isn't real, but cum-yumming isn't any worse than eating the old bearded clam.
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John, the shepherd doing the chinplant is hilarious.
Sundae, I'll take your word for it.
CLAMS GOT BEARDS!!!
:p:
I believe we've had the spooge cookbook before.
Well, we've definitely had spooge here at the Cellar before. Lotta love here in the Cellar.
I thought it smelled kinda spoogey in here.
I'll take three. [SIZE="1"]Wish I knew what year this was from.[/SIZE]
The style looks like 1910s or 1920s.
Very close:
1908-1914...see pics below:
http://www.searsarchives.com/homes/1908-1914.htm
I'm partial to 154. It looks like a house that eventually ends up haunted. A lot of these houses look like houses in my town. Very cool!
I love those houses! I would take even the smallest one.
My beloved house (lost in my divorce) was similar to #3190-The Puritan. It was built in 1925 and had lots of character. It was gray and white with red shutters and a red door, as well as a brick walk going up to the front door. Loved that house!! :sniff:
Very close:
1908-1914...see pics below:
The first home I owned was a Victorian style bungalow cottage in the Houston Heights, one of the oldest neighborhoods. It was built in 1913 and I bought it in 1986 for $40,000 and it needed a lot of remodeling, everything from plumbing and electrical to new floors, sheet rock a kitchen and bath remake. I sold it in 1996 during my divorce for $140,000. Unfortunately due to my divorce settlement my ex got 80% and I only got 20% despite having done all of the work on it! The house is listed at the tax office now for about $220,000 but at the height of the housing bubble about 8 years ago it was valued at over $300,000. This was only a home that was 1200 sq feet, 3 bedroom and one bath on a lot that was 50 x 100 ft!
We had several old titles on the house from the previous owner including the original purchase papers that said it sold from the builder for $1400.
Some Walmart shoppers need help with their math!
but how can you have that many with just one person? isn't it fifteen items per person? me and her together can have twenty items, right?
I just wonder how many Walmart shoppers wonder if this sign is for them if they don't have 3 hands? :eyebrow:
the sign does boggle my mind.
LOL.
Sorry Rachelle. Here, have a smile-- :)
or.... maybe you're just sending the wrong smile. Try this one-- :eaty:
guffaw! Good one John & nice followup V
the sign does boggle my mind.
Clearly you've never worked retail.
I'm still wondering is a dozen eggs 1 item or 12?
It's ONE dozen, because "a item" as in "a dozen" is incorrect. It would be "an item" and an is short for one.
I love it when you get all technical and shit.
What if you have 15 items plus one tiny item? Can't you just sneak that in? Why be so rigid?
I once got yelled at for NOT being in the 15 items or less line... there was a queue at that check-out so I took my few meager items to a regular check out with no line at all and a little old lady came up behind me and yelled at me that I should be in the other line.
that was immediately before I had to join witness protection
that was immediately before I had to join witness protection
:)
I've figured out who you are but I'll never tell. Your secret is safe with me, gynch. Now if you'll excuse me, I've got to go see a man about a dog...
:)
Your secret is safe with me, gynch. Now if you'll excuse me, I've got to go see a man about a dog...
umm.... do YOU have a secret to share?
Why be so rigid?
I didn't hear you complaining about that
last night.
I had 13 items and the check-out operator wouldn't serve me in a 10-or-less queue. I asked her just to take the first ten items, whichever ten she liked, and someone else could put the other three back. I've never seen someone so confused in my life and, of course, I got all 13.
I had 13 items and .........
Good thing that didn't happen down here... the Swiss would have you locked up for behavior like that.
In my store, if the express line is empty they will call you over from where you're standing in the regular line to check you out. Except then of course halfway through the checkout process, someone with 3 items will get in line behind me and give me violently dirty looks for using the express lane when I clearly don't belong there. I want to turn and sheepishly tell them that the checker told me to come over, but I'm always afraid that will just make it worse...
I got yelled at once for being in the "10 items or less" express lane. I had like 15 items and, like Clodfobble, got called over from another line by the clerk. "I'll help you over here, sir".
I'm unloading my stuff onto the conveyor when this snotty bitch comes up behind me and says "that doesn't look like 10 items or less". She caught me in a foul mood after a shitty day at work and not wanting to stop at the store, but the wife insisted. You should have seen her face when I quietly asked her "what are you...you fucking grocery police?". I only said it loud enough her for her and the clerk (who was trying not to laugh hysterically) to hear. My day got a whole lot better after that. :D
All us Walmarter-after-work people want are these considerations:
1) If you have all day to grocery shop, how about not doing it when people are rushing home trying to end their work day? Or from noon to 1? If you have all day, why go, with 5 rugrats in tow, when the rat racers are just trying to get something for dinner and get home?
2)If you're not buying cigarettes, don't take 423 items into the only lane that walmart allows cigarette sales. In fact, I think people using that line and not buying cigs should have a surcharge attached. (This is Wally World's fault, really, but I've seen 2 giant carts take up a half hour or so of checking out in that lane, not buying smokes, and I have a case of diet coke and a can of cat food and I need cigarettes. I suspect it's part of a Walmart Morality Stance: the harder we make it for you to get your slightly more expensive smokes the more we poo-poo all you heathen smokers.)
imho
I had no idea they make you go in a special line for smokes. Why do they do that?
It's Walmart. They know what's best for us. ;)
I haven't yet seen lines for Hostess products and Frito-lay products. Though the checkout lanes might be wider, to compensate.
Usually it's because the cigarettes are locked up to prevent theft, so you have to go to the lane that's got the big rack of cigarettes above it that the clerk can get out for you.
All us Walmarter-after-work people want are these considerations:
1) If you have all day to grocery shop, how about not doing it when people are rushing home trying to end their work day? Or from noon to 1? If you have all day, why go, with 5 rugrats in tow, when the rat racers are just trying to get something for dinner and get home?
2)If you're not buying cigarettes, don't take 423 items into the only lane that walmart allows cigarette sales. In fact, I think people using that line and not buying cigs should have a surcharge attached. (This is Wally World's fault, really, but I've seen 2 giant carts take up a half hour or so of checking out in that lane, not buying smokes, and I have a case of diet coke and a can of cat food and I need cigarettes. I suspect it's part of a Walmart Morality Stance: the harder we make it for you to get your slightly more expensive smokes the more we poo-poo all you heathen smokers.)
imho
Wait, what is somone with a job doing at Walmart?
Hey! I saw about half the nouveau-riche there this weekend. 3 separate factions from the city workers who hit the mega-mill, shopping at the Wally World.
I don't have a problem with that, though if I had an extra mil or two (or actually, they each got 6) lying around I'd probably move on up to the KRoger.
What gets me is WHY WOULD YOU STAY IN THIS GODFORSAKEN TOWN? (I'm sorry, was I yelling?) I might visit but I'd be living elsewhere, for sure.
One of them hangs out at this bar that I go to maybe once a month or so. He had two shares of the split because he "bought a ticket for his mother" and I heard he bought her a car and kept the rest. And he still hangs at the bars in this sad little town.
Besides, if an old woman such as me wants to feel really hawt, she only need hang out at the Walmart for a while.
OH, and walmart is really only my default because my bank branch is in there and since I can't do an hour and a half round trip on my lunch hour to run important banking errands, and these branches are open until 7...it's just really convenient.
Usually it's because the cigarettes are locked up to prevent theft, so you have to go to the lane that's got the big rack of cigarettes above it that the clerk can get out for you.
Kroger locks them up too, but if you're 6 lanes away they'll get them for you. One lane over at Wally World? Nope, sorry ma'am. Smoke Nazis. :rolleyes:
Why your children won't friend you on FB:
Why your children won't friend you on FB:
:eek: That is wrong on so many levels...
Kroger locks them up too, but if you're 6 lanes away they'll get them for you. One lane over at Wally World? Nope, sorry ma'am. Smoke Nazis. :rolleyes:
Heh, we have Kroger here as well. Super Kroger rocks. And Super Walmart is not to bad either. My bro thinks Walmart is the Devil Incarnate and refuses to shop there.
The 'cigs in the stores' issue can be cleared up very easily.
Need a can of cat food and some smokes?
Here's an idea:
Stop at Minit Mart, instead of the largest, most popular, busiest store in town.
:neutral:
That said, I also hate Walmart.
The last straw for me, finding sheet rock screws hanging out in the aisle with the Velveeta.
So, I went to the crick to sit on the flatbridge and [strike]get high[/strike] enjoy the cool, cool, cool of the evening, and this was on one end of the bridge.
WTF does it mean?
It's the second-to-last line of Stairway to Heaven.
Was never a real big Zep fan, but, shit, I shoulda known that.
Thx.
That's OK, he even knows Freebird. :lol:
The angel Making Jason Hit Himself. That's a hell of a name for an angel.
Yup. Those Catholics are a funny bunch...
Jacob wrestled the angel
And the angel was overcome
(the Gospel according to Bono)
Bawls. Great big brass ones.
Done a hundred times or more, harder and more dangerous is to Fast Rope out of the back of a Chinook in the dark. They tape a tiny light stick on the face of the rope so you don't miss it. Good buddy of mine missed the rope and broke both legs.
Need to see a pic of your big brass bawls now pls Merc.
Done a hundred times or more, harder and more dangerous is to Fast Rope out of the back of a Chinook in the dark. They tape a tiny light stick on the face of the rope so you don't miss it. Good buddy of mine missed the rope and broke both legs.
People who make fun of male nurses should be aware of stuff like this.
Need to see a pic of your big brass bawls now pls Merc.
Well they are not brass anyway....:p:
I am going to see if I can find a pic to scan of me the first time I did it at Air Assault School at Ft. Campbell. The wife and kids came out to watch and snapped a few pics.
I thought maybe you might have a bit of personal experience there, Merc...
HA! Can't believe I found it.... This was the first time I ever rappelled out of a aircraft. Fortunately it was the first of many, great fun.
Ft. Campbell, KY, Air Assault School, 1991
Zero Day where they separated the wheat from the chaff, if you couldn't climb a rope or refused to go up the highest obstacles without assistance you were dropped. We lost half at the obstacle course, another half at the first run, and the rest throughout the class. 10 days. Started with about 250, finished with about 75. I am the bald dude on the right ladder in the first pic and at the top of the other ladder on the far right. The last obstacle the rungs of the ladder got further apart the higher you went.
"You climb obstacles like old people fuck!!!"
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I've always imagined that James Bond got all the head he wanted. I never imagined he carried it around on his hip though.
My husband did spy rigging in the Marines.
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I don't get why we can see Merc's bawls just because he's rappelling out of a helicopter. Unless he is doing it naked. Is that some initiation bonding [COLOR="LemonChiffon"](-age)[/COLOR] ritual you guys do?
spy rigging-- interesting. looks like the flying (m)anteater of the gods. slllluuuuuuuuuuurP!
The last obstacle the rungs of the ladder got further apart the higher you went.
"Is it my imagination or..."
That's why they say if your journey is 100 miles, count 90 as the halfway mark.
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There was a record store in Portchester, NY called "Vinyl Solution"
OMG, it's a smorgasboard!!
Is that a result of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle tale about The RedHead League?
Who Let the Dog In? Who? Who? Who?
OMG, it's a smorgasboard!!
Ginger Convention....
Is that a result of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle tale about The RedHead League?
Spencer Tunick is going to have them strip naked in a second ...
Spencer Tunick is going to have them strip naked in a second ...
Better put on your welding glasses then...
I see me!
No. really. There is a girl there that could be me, if my skin colouring matched my hair. As it is, I have all the disadvantages of being a redhead, without actually having the hair, which I have to pay to achieve.
Anyway, don't mention Holmes and gingers (rhymed with singers, not fingers).
It makes me think of Mark Gatiss.
Spencer Tunick is going to have them strip naked in a second ...
that give an *entirely new* meaning to the phrase "flash mob"
I can dig a good hot Ginger....
Anyway, don't mention Holmes and gingers (rhymed with singers, not fingers).
huh?She's thinking of fires that singe, not people who sing. :)
OMG, it's a smorgasboard!!
Something odd about the similarity of these 5.
You're right! They're all redheads!
Actually, the whole lot looks suspiciously homogenous. Redheads come in greater variety than that. Could be one of those things where they get three or four models, take lots of slightly different photos of each, and photoshop does the rest.
Either that or someone has found a way of printing out my dream from last night.
Either that or someone has found a way of printing out my WET dream from last night.
FTFY;)
Redheads come in greater variety than that.
I once read a piece on genetics that asserted that a blonde person and a TrueRedhead (TM) had less DNA in common than that same blonde person and a black person.
She's thinking of fires that singe, not people who sing. :)
Gingers with hot fingers ? :p:
You're right! They're all redheads!
Actually, the whole lot looks suspiciously homogenous. Redheads come in greater variety than that. Could be one of those things where they get three or four models, take lots of slightly different photos of each, and photoshop does the rest.
Either that or someone has found a way of printing out my dream from last night.
Either way, my dixie wrecked.
True fact: Gingers do have souls. They get a freckle for every soul they steal!!
Found in the frozen meat section.
Post recipes if you must, I'll skip over them though.
No, no, no no NO!
There is no such thing as "edible beef bile". That is all.
Oh and Hi HLJ! I don't recall having seen you around much lately. Whassup?
Discuss amongst yourselves. You can never have too many shark vs dolphin arguments.
http://www.grindtv.com/surf/blog/30036/shark+scare+at+famous+southern+california+surf+spot+stirs+debate/
I'm going with shark on this one.
Vertical tailfin, plus that notch on the fin says shark to me.
Of course, it could be "surfer."
Dolphin. Yeah, the tail is vertical, but only because the dolphin in playing in the surf and is on its side. Look at the body. It looks short and stubby. That's because the dolphin is kicking it's tail and is bent over at the "waist" while on its side.
dolphin.
Here it is bigger for those among us who can't easily zoom an image:
foreshortening from the telephoto lens plus distortion from the water.
Shark.
:P
Oh and Hi HLJ! I don't recall having seen you around much lately. Whassup?
I check in every day, but I haven't had much to say.
I just come for the laughs.
Don't look like a dolphin's tail...
Looks kinda like a bluefin tuna tail? Has the 'bump' in the center of the tail...
Nah, couldn't be. Could it?
I'm still going for the mermaid.
It certainly could be a tuna, but I have never heard of one so close to shore.
For a brief period after WWII it was posisble to catch southern bluefin tuna from rocks off South Australia. They've since been overfished to buggery and you need to find them with planes and chase them in boats now. Certainly possible to have one in a wave.
It could be a submarine, but I've never heard of one flipping its tail like that...
My search is over. I have found The Perfect Woman.
Not to worry folks, Officer Asshole is on the job.
[SIZE="4"]Asshole.[/SIZE]
Do you know the story behind that asshole?
Sorry, glatt. That either showed up on Stumbleupon, or BendBox. I did a (very) brief Google search and came up with squat. A TinEye search got
one result. I could find nothing there either. I've had the pic for a week or two, so it (the story) may be out of rotation by now.
Looking at the copcar in the bg, I'd say this wasn't America, but it could be. Might try some different search terms later.
They were being swarmed by bees angered by BigV and he was spraying the lil girl with repellent.
Do you know the story behind that asshole?
And stop calling me asshole.
:D
My search is over. I have found The Perfect Woman.
For every good looking woman there are 20 dudes who have tossed her off because they are tired of her carrying kegs as big as you.
For every good looking woman there are 20 dudes who have [COLOR="Magenta"]tossed her off[/COLOR] because they are tired of her carrying kegs as big as you.
:eyebrow:
For every good looking woman carrying a keg as big as you, there 20 dudes who have tossed her salad because she told them to.
FIFY.
My neighbor up the street...
Just how many john boats can ya use while riding your four-wheeler? [SIZE="1"]WTF?[/SIZE]
Looking a little light in the front end.
Looking a little light in the front end.
'Scuz it's heavy in the ass end.
:D
Knew a girl like that ...
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It could have gone in half a dozen threads, but here it is:
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mankini -- the future swimsuit for you men... :lol:
That guy could use one of those snakes.
"For one thing, if I didn't have no bulge I wouldn't be modelin' no underwear. And I DAMN sure wouldn't be smiling."
--Eddie Murphy
Well, that guy isn't smiling. I don't blame him. ;)
mankini -- the future swimsuit for you men... :lol:
Think of the cool tan lines :p:
mankini boy should have someone behind him flogging him down the runway. [color=white]I volunteer, although frankly he's too young and too stick-like for long-term usage.[/color]
That is bondage gear, not beachwear.
fetish maybe, bondage? no.
But in the right material ...
Iron? ok, I guess. I have a ... stricter concept of what constitutes bondage apparently.
I will never understand "fashion". I am definitely your jeans and t-shirt guy. How emasculated do you you have to be to walk down a runway in that?
glatt, are those drawn on a window overlooking those buildings? 'Cause, that's kind of funny. You'd have to stand in the right spot. At first I thought someone just drew on a picture. D'oh!
yes, those are drawn onto the glass. I thought it was pretty clever and well done.
Ya gotta love it when a bunch of N'Awlins jazz-type guys get together and jam---for the cows...gets funnier right around the 1:12 mark. And they did this without cracking up!:lol2:
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I don't think the cows liked it.
They didn't clap or nothing.
[SIZE="1"]from
Wikipedia[/SIZE]
B-52H 61-0026 Czar 52 moments before crashing during practice for an airshow on 24 June 1994. The copilot's escape hatch, detached during the uncompleted ejection sequence, can be seen near the tip of the tail's leading edge
Fairchild AFB.
I don't think the cows liked it.
They didn't clap or nothing.
Clearly, the bovines are intrigued. I mean, they're all standing right there, watching and listening. That's just about as expressive as cows get.
:eyebrow:
toss off......
I don't think they really use that euphemism here.......
He's the six-million-dollar man!
He probably ain't worth a plug nickel now.
Well, he's prolly worth something to the hitman looking for him 'bout now...
The single, most badass, SOB you will ever meet. Ever.
It's not every day you see a gorilla with a club chasing a bear.
Watch it, he's a silverback--er--well, silvertop, anyway...
Fucking brilliant
The single, most badass, SOB you will ever meet. Ever.
"You canna change the laws of physics, capt Bear!"
The single, most badass, SOB you will ever meet. Ever.
oh how cute!!! it delivers itself to the table AND comes with its own toothpick!
Now, if we can just get it to show up cooked, we'll have something...
I think the one in the brown suit likes his meat rare, really really rare.
Well, at least that guy has a bat. The photographer probably just has a camera.
[SIZE="1"]from Wikipedia[/SIZE]
Fairchild AFB.
Another reason not to buy Russian made Aircraft....
Child brings mom's crack pipe to school for show-and-tell
SWEET SPRINGS, Mo. - A recent show-and-tell at a northwest Missouri elementary school resembled something out of an episode of the television show "Breaking Bad," and it led to the arrest of a kindergartner's mother.
Michelle Marie Cheatham, 32, was arrested on Sept. 6 after her son pulled out methamphetamines and his mother's crack pipe during a show-and-tell for his kindergarten class, according to a felony complaint filed in the Saline County Circuit Court.
Later that day, a search warrant was obtained by the Sweet Springs police to conduct a search at Cheatham's home, which led to the police reportedly recovering a crack pipe and a butane lighter, according to the Marshall Democrat-News.
Cheatham was charged six days later with two class C felonies - the first for possession of a controlled substance and the other for endangering the welfare of a child. Each charge includes punishments of up to seven years in the Missouri Department of Corrections system and up to a $5,000 fine, according to the felony complaint, obtained by CBS station KMOX,
The "several baggies of crack rocks" discovered in the boy's backpack were worth around $3,700, according to the St. Louis Post-Dispatch.
"When I called the prosecutor about it, they said, 'You're kidding me, aren't you?'" Sweet Springs Police Chief Richard Downing told KCTV5 earlier this month.
Link
I was going to put this in the proud parent thread, but ...
The single, most badass, SOB you will ever meet. Ever.
Bear Club for men, I'm not just a member...
"You are not the kind of 'Bear' we let in our Bear Club. YOU GO NOW!!!"
A butane lighter? That's just crazy.
A butane lighter? That's just crazy.
Reminds me of a Blackberry Smoke song:
Two six-packs of Shiner
Ninety-nine cent butane lighter
Lucky Strikes and a fifth of Patron
Ice down that Igloo cooler
Tank of gas that oughta do'er
I can feel a good one coming on
It's fun to stay at the Y-M---wait, what? What are you spelling, are you ok? Are you having a seizure? Is that Jesus back there?
Re Last Pic: Goddamnwhatafuckingrattlesnake!
The Tube Snake Boogie?
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I think somebody around here gots some 'splaining to do.
The ingredients say Mississippi, but, sundae says Sundae (there is a red tomato on top after all).
Did one of you send Sarge a plane ticket?
:eyebrow:
Found these pervy mascot pitures on the site that hummingbirds linked to. It seems that "Buffalo Belle" is a frequent target for groping and other types of assault.
Grav, NOT me!
I might have lovely scoops of mashed potato, but there is no cheese on my beef curtains!
Sorry, slices.
(I am hot though)
Foot, if I was a baseball with my tongue hanging out, I would have cheeky fun too.
Lets face it, if you did it to the tourists you'd have to lick some arse to keep your job. Might as well stick with Buffalo Belle, bless her.
Those baseball shots are from Japan. 'nuff said.
Saw this today at a loading dock.
Those baseball shots are from Japan. 'nuff said.
yeah, I forgot to mention that. Prolly the winning bidder for the kid's Julia Roberts Costume in Sheldon's thread will be from Japan
OMG, if I found that in my cereal, I think I'd have a canary.
Four?
You can hide the fact that you are logged in. Someone must be using that feature.
You can hide the fact that you are logged in. Someone must be using that feature.
WE MUST FIND THAT PERSON AND BEAT THE EVER-LOVING SNOT OUT OF THEM.
Or not. I could go either way...
i count as 2. I've been off the diet for a while. sorry. I'll do better.
What could possibly go wrong?
I mean, the drag-racing, eighty-thousand pound semis are at least three feet from the [Strike]victims[/Strike] spectators.
:facepalm:
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What could possibly go wrong?
I mean, the drag-racing, eighty-thousand pound semis are at least three feet from the [Strike]victims[/Strike] spectators.
:facepalm:
That is just plain stupid. I wouldn't be standing in that crowd, behind the wheel of one of those trucks or taking part in the running of that event.
That's got Canada written all over it.
??
don't sweat the petty things, don't pet the sweaty things; sure. But I thought handling the pricklies was sacrosanct, as long as I kept it private.
(trying again and again)
Whack your porcupine and make it sing
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Touch it? I'll touch it like it owes me money.
It won't go down unless you touch it.
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Does ham go well with roasted monkey nuts?
Makes me wonder about the sanity of some people...
Reminds me of the Buffalo Children's Pediatric Intensive Care center where the door opposite the elevator had a sign:
"Premature Infant Exchange Center"
... where they performed blood transfusions
lol - I read that TWICE as Buffalo Chicken's ...
Can you tell I'm hungry?
Makes me wonder about the sanity of some people...
I was just thinking about the film Delicatessen and a tiny visual pun I caught in the background. At least I think it was a pun.
There was a sign "Defense d' Afficher" on the wall near the butcher's shop. Someone ahd scratched out letters so it read "Defense d' A ché"
Which I assumed would read the same as hacher.
I felt quite proud considering I never took French in school
I was minding my own business today, trolling around my Netflix account. The site claimed to have some suggestions for me. One of the sections was "Thrillers", but only offered one choice "Notorious". Fine. But there was a little doodad saying "Rate more thrillers for more suggestions", so I clicked it. Lots of thumbnails came up and I had the option to rate them on a five star scale. Ok, I rated a handful of them, and it would ask a follow up question about how frequently I watched "xyz style" movies like the title I'd just rated, never, sometimes or often. I found Alfred Hitchcock's "Rope" on this page, I have seen it and I loved it (it's notable for the style in which it was made seemingly done in one long continuous shot). So I rated it five stars.
Then the following follow up question appeared:
How often do you watch Gay and Lesbians like Rope?
Never
Sometimes
Often
WTF?
Was it the rope or the cock in Hitchcock? Or just the crack they're smokin? :LOL2:
:D
I could see a connection if you had clicked on "Rooster Cogburn"
I was minding my own business today, trolling around my Netflix account. The site claimed to have some suggestions for me. One of the sections was "Thrillers", but only offered one choice "Notorious". Fine. But there was a little doodad saying "Rate more thrillers for more suggestions", so I clicked it. Lots of thumbnails came up and I had the option to rate them on a five star scale. Ok, I rated a handful of them, and it would ask a follow up question about how frequently I watched "xyz style" movies like the title I'd just rated, never, sometimes or often. I found Alfred Hitchcock's "Rope" on this page, I have seen it and I loved it (it's notable for the style in which it was made seemingly done in one long continuous shot). So I rated it five stars.
Then the following follow up question appeared:
WTF?
Was it the rope or the cock in Hitchcock? Or just the crack they're smokin? :LOL2:
It was all the cookies you hadn't cleared :D
FB lately has been recommending friends that for the life of me I can find no connection to. No mutual friends. No education, work, or cities in common. It makes no sense. When I click on their names to see who the fuck they are, I see that they have like 25 friends. It's not like it's some famous person with thousands of people following them.
Does ham go well with roasted monkey nuts?
I don't get it.
Do you not call them monkey nuts over there?
I've been buying them to feed the squirrels since I was about 7.
I was just thinking about the film Delicatessen and a tiny visual pun I caught in the background. At least I think it was a pun.
There was a sign "Defense d' Afficher" on the wall near the butcher's shop. Someone ahd scratched out letters so it read "Defense d' A ché"
Which I assumed would read the same as hacher.
I felt quite proud considering I never took French in school
Help those of us out that don't get it?
I know what Defense d' Afficher means.
Defense d' A ché?
Nope.
I watched Delicatessen until my video warped.
I wasn't so good with detail then though.
These days I'm all about the background and (sadly) continuity errors...
Help those of us out that don't get it?
I know what Defense d' Afficher means.
Defense d' A ché?
Nope.
I watched Delicatessen until my video warped.
I wasn't so good with detail then though.
These days I'm all about the background and (sadly) continuity errors...
Ground beef is Boeuf haché, so I read the graffitti as meaning something like "Don't chop up [people]"
Maybe Gunmaster can weigh in.
FB lately has been recommending friends that for the life of me I can find no connection to. No mutual friends. No education, work, or cities in common. It makes no sense. When I click on their names to see who the fuck they are, I see that they have like 25 friends. It's not like it's some famous person with thousands of people following them.
I was curious what was going on, so I expanded the "People you may know" list to look at everyone. For the majority of people, I have friends in common, so that makes sense. But there are about a dozen people who have no obvious link to me. I noticed many of them are from Woodford County High Scool in Kentucky. It wasn't until I saw Rob Cockerham show up as someone that I might know that I figured out what was happening. These are people who have e-mailed me on Gmail. All these kids in Kentucky get me mixed up with their teacher, who has the exact same name as me, and a similar Gmail address. They have all e-mailed their homework to me in the past. And I have had an email exchange with Rob Cockerham. They must have all used that "Search your e-mail addresses to look for people you may know" feature on FB, and they declined the suggestion from FB that I'm their friend, but now FB is checking with me to see if we are friends.
All very weird.
you're being fertilized to encourage more vigorous growth, you content crop, you.
Ground beef is Boeuf haché, so I read the graffitti as meaning something like "Don't chop up [people]"
Maybe Gunmaster can weigh in.
Although I'm not a fan of that movie, it's the correct meaning.
And ground beef is what we use for "Steak Tartare". We eat it raw mixed with salt, pepper, tabasco, Worcestershire sauce, mustard, onion, parlsey and garlic. Some people add ketchup and/or mayonaise.
Fantastic - great spot Foot.
Thanks for the confirmation Gun.
I like me some beef tartare.
I don't get it.
Do you not call them monkey nuts over there?
I've been buying them to feed the squirrels since I was about 7.
Wouldn't they be 'squirrel' nuts, then?
Nah, we don't calls 'em monkey nuts, we calls 'em peanuts. I know, that's not much better...:p:
I've never had beef tartare. Does it compare to anything I might have eaten?
I know the prep pretty much takes care of my concerns, but, raw meat just never tripped my trigger.
It compares a lot to rare hamburger
do you like your steak rare?
Yeah! A quick job in a very hot pan like 20 seconds on each side, a bit more if the steak is thick.
YMCA ... Much harder in Hebrew.*
Hassidic Zombies ... "Kosher braaaiiinsss .... koooshsheeerrr braaiiinnsss"
Rabbi Steinberg hated losing a contact lens.
*Yeah, I know, YMJA...
Was it the rope or the cock in Hitchcock? Or just the crack they're smokin? :LOL2:
Apparently its in the subtext that 1940s audiences pretended to miss, but kept talking about. It was the dude version of The Children's Hour.
Leopold and Loeb were supposed to be, um, you know ... they had nice interior decorating, beautiful flower arrangements, and were always impeccably dressed.
Whaaaaaa?
They're throwing back the starofdavidfish.
YMCA ... Much harder in Hebrew.*
Hassidic Zombies ... "Kosher braaaiiinsss .... koooshsheeerrr braaiiinnsss"
Rabbi Steinberg hated losing a contact lens.
*Yeah, I know, YMJA...
*snortle*
Leopold and Loeb were supposed to be, um, you know ... they had nice interior decorating, beautiful flower arrangements, and were always impeccably dressed.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Wouldn't they be 'squirrel' nuts, then?
Yeah, like we name food after what eats it ;)
Nah, we don't calls 'em monkey nuts, we calls 'em peanuts. I know, that's not much better...:p:
Over here we don't eat peanuts in the shell.
There may be whole-food diet exceptions, but no-one I've ever known personally.
Ours come in foil bags (salted or dry-roasted)
As the raw product is rarely bought for consumption, I can only assume the name came from the food feed to primates in zoos?
A guess.
Squirrels love it.
My one regret at leaving London. Not being able to hand-feed squirrels in the park.
If I recall correctly, Bobby Frank, the boy L&L killed, he was Loebs cousin.
Who here has had boiled peanuts? I have. They're good.
Oh they rock ,but are an aquired taste ( texture)
Hasidic Wampires?
Hasidic Rappers?
Who here has had boiled peanuts? I have. They're good.
Spicy Hot Boiled Peanuts are the best.
Who here has had boiled peanuts? I have. They're good.
Oh they rock ,but are an aquired taste ( texture)
Spicy Hot Boiled Peanuts are the best.
that's three, come on people. Hm... I remember dealing with some other dwellar a long time ago, I shipped some boiled peanuts to them... who was that?
Well, I'm Asian so, of course, I've eaten boiled peanuts.
Kudos to Mr. Bale...But, you know, dayum!:eek:
The Machinist was a hell of a film.
Wait ... put on more than 45 kgs in 6 months. :eek:
In Cellarmetric, he gained exactly one Lolabunny in half a year!
bunny on, bunny off, bunny on, bunny off.......
It's apparently an open secret in Hollywood that actors use steroids to pump up for roles.
In Cellarmetric, he gained exactly one Lolabunny in half a year!
I'll take one!:heartpump
There's a six month wait.
There's a six month wait.
That's understandable. She qualifies as a weapon.
In other news...
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I don't have the story for this or it would have made Friday's IOTD maybe :)
The hedgehog caterpillar!
Hang on....no...Hedgehog centipede.
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That startup business is one of the stories about Steve Jobs in the early days of the Mac.
He pushed his people to reduce the start-up time in half,
talking about how much time it would save when you add all the Mac's together.
I don't have the story for this or it would have made Friday's IOTD maybe :)
The hedgehog caterpillar!
Hedgatapillar
Hang on....no...Hedgehog centipede.
It's a Catalog
Better paddle a lot harder!
The paddler looks awfully calm. Too calm. If that's a photoshop, it's really well done.
It must be, that animal couldn't possibly live in a lake. That, or maybe a stunt from one of those "mutant animal attacking everyone" movies. I agree, the shot looks very real.
The whole left side of whatever it is looks like a plastic blow up doll...I mean, toy...I mean you know like swimming floaties.
But look at the little krill filter on the right half. (IANA marine biologist, I've just seen Finding Nemo.) All those separate hairs, laid perfectly against the background. It would be a time-intensive job to cut all those out.
I was thinking the kayaker would have been cut from a different picture and pasted in there. You'd only have to cut out the boiling water, and it's so random, it would be easy to do. But if it's 'shopped, it's a real good job.
It must be, that animal couldn't possibly live in a lake.
It might be an inlet, maybe.
Snopes. Duh. Shoulda checked there first.
From the Occupy Edinburgh, Scotland movement.
via rocketboom
From the Occupy Edinburgh, Scotland movement.
Also 'shopped.
If you mean Chris's pic, 3F, then I've certainly seen the guys with kilts and drums in Glasgow, even if not this one in particular.
If you mean Chris's pic, 3F, then I've certainly seen the guys with kilts and drums in Glasgow, even if not this one in particular.
I was making a joke. Sort of saying the cliche "Wild Scotsman in a Kilt" was so improbable as to have been photo shopped. Maybe it was ironical. Or not. Improbable, not. And certainly WTF not.
I was making a joke. Sort of saying the cliche "Wild Scotsman in a Kilt" was so improbable as to have been photo shopped. Maybe it was ironical. Or not. Improbable, not. And certainly WTF not.
My bad. Soz. :o
Improbable, not. And certainly WTF not.
Wow, so who made you the Zen master of the WTF thread? I found it amusing and slightly WTF since he looks like the William Wallace of the Occupy whatever movement... Someone banging his drum and shouting about his unhappiness but dressed like few others that the news is covering from Zaconni park or elsewhere. If it's not what you consider to be enough of a WTF moment then fine. I won't waste time posting here and using up band width. Get a life.
: blinks :
Oooh, I get it, a text WTF.
Re the pic, I was gonna say: Mel Gibson's really let himself go lately with all this "FREEDOM!!" shouting.
I don't get the last "cat fight" at all but here is a WTF moment
Well it says WTF in the photo...
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Wow, so who made you the Zen master of the WTF thread? I found it amusing and slightly WTF since he looks like the William Wallace of the Occupy whatever movement... Someone banging his drum and shouting about his unhappiness but dressed like few others that the news is covering from Zaconni park or elsewhere. If it's not what you consider to be enough of a WTF moment then fine. I won't waste time posting here and using up band width. Get a life.
Dude, chill. I wasn't dissing your photo or post. I was merely making (yet another) joke about the general (and perceived stereotypical) typical wackiness of the Scots. (Of whom I am a descendant)
As in "That's not WTF? That's an everyday occurrence in Scotland"
For the record, I'm not even a Zen master at procrastination.
AND, that is an awesome photo by the way, for real.
it is.... but it needs a caption
: blinks : Oooh, I get it, a text WTF.
:lol2:
I think Chris might have been intentionally over the top there...you know, humor? Or, not.
Hell, I thought
I posted it for a minute.
:D
Also 3foot's pic belongs in the Sundae Tribute Thread?
:D
That's Rock Master Scott and the Dynamic Three.
Glatt: it took me a minute but I finally got it. :D
Is that the first ever photoshop? ;)
Too funny that almost no one is looking.
I'd be watching the fire myself.
The roof, the roof
The roof is on fire
We don't need no water
Let the motherfucker burn
Burn motherfucker burn
My entire senior class chanted that at our last pep rally.
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Proof that few things are more important than the game! Great pic.
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Find the mastermind. Hire him/her.
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I would so totally shop there.
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Not when you can buy four of those "doubles" for the price of one of those "home runs".
That dog really is HungLikeJesus.
That dog really is HungLikeJesus.
No, he's BungLikeJesus!!
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Uh---How does this happen?
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The nail fell out when they went to remove it.
BTW: The squirrel/rat? The hawk nailed him.
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Grav, did you issue the same order as our Police Commissioner...
"All sworn officers will report to duty in a timely manner
wearing their Class C uniform, with gas masks, shields, and
crowd-control accessories readily available."
It's normal to like water pistols.
This looks more like a fetish.
Dr Freud, your ten o'clock is here...
I saw that photo of the Supersoaker collection when I was wandering around Cracked.com's articles. I was mainly interested in their best and worst video game-related lists, but hit the crazy collections while I was there.
I always thought of Cracked as Mad's poorer, less funny relation. I see that still holds. They did introduce me to Jonathon Segal Chicken, though, so it wasn't all bad.
With respect to the hawk, I'm sure the words, "Here, hold my beer," figure into what happened.
He lived in the desert as a child.
Where's the fluffy-valve?
If my memory doesn't fail me, it's an old ad for the VolksWagen Golf
Yup - VW Golf. I almost bought one. I owned a VW Rabbit at the time.
Damn I loved that car.
There are all the VW plastic panels held on with three plastic bolts. The CV joint boots that would crack and kill your suspension. To the left is the heater core that would fail and dump coolant into the passenger area. Lacking on this low-end version were the "upgrade" alloy wheels that would dent after you hit a 2" pothole.
I loved that car but I'm glad I moved on!
To the left is the heater core that would fail and dump coolant into the passenger area.
My Jetta had that option!
The engineers at Buick must have reverse-engineered that feature so they could include it on Mr. Clod's old Century too. And it was always me with my feet in the passenger floor area...
that is my car now, but black, not red. I love that car. I've had my hands on a lot of those parts, but not the fucking heater core. Seriously, tha's just like three mounting bolts and two hose clamps... AFTER YOU TAKE OUT THE FREAKING DASHBOARD. No. Thanks.
$650 later, this summer, the car was delivered to me with a new heater core. Yay.
One lightbulb to light up the speedo.
Lightbulb = $2.
Labour = $65.
The engineers at Buick must have reverse-engineered that feature so they could include it on Mr. Clod's old Century too. And it was always me with my feet in the passenger floor area...
Our old Buick Century had the option that the passenger could stretch their feet out and cause the car to die. Something in the fuse panel at the passenger's feet. Never figured it out. Just jiggled the mass of wires and the car would start again. It made things interesting once or twice.
I opened my freezer only to find a WTF? icecube. No disturbance during freezing, regular tap water.
Go figure.
:cool: Grav is so coooool, even his icecubes have a hard-on! :eek:
Stalagmites!
Well, they might.
...or are you just happy to see me?
If condition persists for more than four hours...
It's what cold water does with all the shrinkage it causes.
:lol2:
Damn, how funny can an ice cube get?
:lol2:
That's about when I'd expect the Loch Ness Monster to pop up and cause some trouble.
Kidnap resistance +5
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Doesn't look like a parenting fail to me. Looks like a job well done. :)
Provided the baby has earplugs, of course.
Not sure you would ever have to fire it.
Momma would be the most badass mother in the park as she jogged around the lake!
Seen in a real grocery store this morning. It's noteworthy when pot leaves show up on boxes in a regular mainstream grocery store, whatever your position on legalization.
The proverbial slippery slope
i thought this would be about the scary face on the top of the bar.
On the back of the box, they say it's good for the munchies.
That is out of control. That is so not the 1970s.
What ever happened to good old fashioned paranoia?
On the back of the box, they say it's good for the munchies.
So if you eat one you'll have to finish the whole box.
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Why am I clicking on the other images expecting them to open?
Bottom row, second from left. Am I right?
I think that's an eye.:lol2:
Bottom row, second from left. Am I right?
I think that's an eye.:lol2:
Looks like one to me.
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Vagina DentataHelp for the itchy, burning sensation.
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Not in it for the hunting.
Is it possible to get too much fiber in your diet?
Diet? um. That's not his "diet", that's Chuck Testa, now in 3D!
Rectum? Hell, it damn near killed him.
Rectum? Hell, it damn near killed him.
FTW
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Wow.
"the world's lightest material"? Uhhh, ever heard of helium?
I've been trying to figure out what I could store on my dandelions. Right now it's just wasted space.
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viaCool... light weight indestructible bumpers
His microtubular toupe compressed, then spontaneously expanded,
and has recovered 98% of it's original height, and little damage is noticeable.
Unfortunately, his chest hairs were irreparably deformed
Funny or Dies '99 Words for Boobs'
http://FunnyOrDie.com/m/pz0 :lol2::ggw::lolsign:
Funny or Dies '99 Words for Boobs'
http://FunnyOrDie.com/m/pz0 :lol2::ggw::lolsign:
I'm BigV and I endorse this statement too.
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Man, Leo Sayer is really struggling to get gigs.
I think that is Richard Simmons, who just keeps getting scarier and scarier.
Simmons is a lot like Andy Kauffman... you don't know what's for real.
Damm Richard looks old. I remember when my mom use to watch his exercise show.
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Man, Leo Sayer is really struggling to get gigs.
I got the joke, man. I lol'd.
I got it first and lol'd longer.
There's a lot of 'splainin' going on when i think the 'splainee' already knew what was bein' 'splained because that was the whole point of the joke in the first place. It's a new trend.
Just wanted to point it out. ;)
I haven't understood any of the jokes around here lately. I still don't get that Jefferson Starship one.
Maybe they'll ease back into our base of prior knowledge eventually?
I haven't understood any of the jokes around here lately. I still don't get that Jefferson Starship one.
Marty Balin was a member of Jefferson Airplane. That one?
Balin baleen
OR were you talking about what a joke Jefferson Starship was? cuz that shit belongs in truly tasteless jokes
cute baby vids, sure
ths one is wtf tho.
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cute baby vids, sure
ths one is wtf tho.
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Baby J-Lo
That's not a "baby," that's a child of indeterminate age with some form of dwarfism and possibly a mental disability as well (it's hard to tell without knowing the language she's supposed to be speaking.)
Your girl won't be a girl no more.
Young, but not a child.
One girl per customer.
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Marty Balin was a member of Jefferson Airplane. That one?
Balin baleen
OR were you talking about what a joke Jefferson Starship was? cuz that shit belongs in truly tasteless jokes
Actually, "Dragonfly", Jefferson Starship's first album (circa 1974), was pretty damn great. I saw that tour, and it would have been awesome had it not been for the fact that Grace Slick was smashed out of her mind.
I'd pay £100 for a happy ending.
I don't think they provide what I desire though :(
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"Don't take the piss." (
Britishism)
I wondered how that one would go over.
It's a bear trap, Bear Grylls, that is.
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Especially the way they so tenderly carry their young.
Isn't that the guy whose hippo killed him?
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Isn't that the guy whose hippo killed him?
I didn't know that when I posted it, but apparently it is. I'm not so surprised.
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Supposed to be [SIZE="5"]grains[/SIZE], not [SIZE="5"]grams[/SIZE].
[COLOR="SeaGreen"]150 grains = 9.719836 grams[/COLOR]
[COLOR="Red"]150 grams = 2314.86 grains[/COLOR]
15.4324 times too much powder!!!
Big boom.
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Natural synthetic?
That's the way the laws that cover such things are going, yes. Pretty soon, they'll be able to sell you cyanide and label it as a mild emetic. Whatever allows the most money to be made.
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Natural synthetic?
It's synthetic, and naturally it rolls up, silly goose.
Maybe they have one called "natural [khaki]," and one called "real wood [colored]," and another one called "bamboo forest [black]."
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A lawsuit waiting to happen...
Supposed to be [SIZE="5"]grains[/SIZE], not [SIZE="5"]grams[/SIZE].
[COLOR="SeaGreen"]150 grains = 9.719836 grams[/COLOR]
[COLOR="Red"]150 grams = 2314.86 grains[/COLOR]
15.4324 times too much powder!!!
Big boom.
That ad should read "great for first
and last timers"
Natural synthetic?
That catalogue is great.
"Natural synthetic" is perfectly fine.
It's like "genuine imitation"
Duh.
Well since humans are part of nature all of our products are as natural as, say, a birds nest. So the natural/synthetic distinction is, well ... synthetic.
Hang on.
"natural" "synthetic"
This snagged my attention recently:
WTF? As opposed to...???
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As opposed to synthetic cooking oil. (Not trying to be glib, it's a real thing.) Mostly the synthetic oils are used in cosmetics, and to safely lubricate food processing machinery, but it can be and occasionally is used as an ingredient in actual food.
Frito-Lay just trying to recover from the Olestra oil anal leakage issue.
...the Olestra oil anal leakage issue.
You say that like it's a bad thing. ;)
Isn't that what made such a mess of the Gulf of Mexico?
The world is a chicken!
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But it gets worse!
China is a chicken too!
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Stikin wit chikin...
Absolutely fucking MAD chicken beat-box. By a hot chick, no less.
Watch the other competitors when she brings up the mike the third time, every face goes "Oh, SHIT!"
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Woody Guthrie's 1942 New Year's resolution list.
#3 "Wash teeth if any" :lol:
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stickin wit chicken.... this one flew the humor coop:
What is the chicken's favorite composer?
....
BAWK!
Little girl: Carry me, Bach!
Bach: Too old, Virginny!
Why did Beethoven kill all his chikins?
All they would say was Bach,bachbach,bachbachbach.
ETA: Anytime I hear someone imitate [Strike]Schwartze[/Strike]--[Strike]Schwarzzen[/Strike]--The Governator by saying "I'll be back", I say "Fine, you be Bach. I'll be Beethoven."
:D
Mr. Guthrie had very nice penmanship.
Check out these clouds in Alabama.
:eek:
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Wow! Never seen anything like that... is there any sort of explanation ?
There was. Ima try to find it...
Here's the story at YahooNews. Click the main pic for a couple more pics.
Wiki article on
Kelvin-Helmholtz Waves.
Basically the same thing happens when you put liquid creamer in your coffee, and pull your straw across the creamer gently.
Cool ! Chris Walcek , the meteorologist in the article, gave a good explanation.
Here's the story at YahooNews. Click the main pic for a couple more pics.
Wiki article on Kelvin-Helmholtz Waves.
Basically the same thing happens when you put liquid creamer in your coffee, and pull your straw across the creamer gently.
So, what you're saying is, it's like having clouds in your coffee? :p:
Those clouds are perrrrrfectly natural... but spooky as hell! :eek:
This photo was on FB with the story:
Guy shot a nice elk in N. Dakota, took his picture on a timer,
and about had a heart attack when he downloaded it the next morning.
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It would have been ironic had the mountain lion eaten the hunter.
It would have been ironic had the mountain lion eaten the hunter on camera.
Or at least in a great (woods)urban legend.
Dammit.
Looking again, I notice the hillside is sloping down to the right, but the stance and posture of the kitteh matches a slope down to the left. Should have flipped the image. Apart from that, it is pretty well done.
Any time you slip a pasted item behind some aspects of the real photo, like branches or leaves, it goes a long way toward making it more realistic. Also, the flash lighting of both makes them blend well.
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Looks like Rowan Atkinson to me
'tis just a wee baby Bean!
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*cake*
"honk if you just lost the game" lol...one of the few funny "the game" jokes I've seen
Beanie baby gone bad?
:thumbsup:
Beanie baby gone bad?
Reminds me of an old one-liner.
My wife said our kid is spoiled, I told her 'Nah, lot's of kids smell like that.' ~Rodney Dangerfield
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I am dubious of the intentions of that suit.
You have GOT to be kidding me?!
Rly???
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I've met with people like that too but they the decency to keep it hidden under trousers or long skirts
It is tough to pull the spandex over yer urine sack.
It could be worse. That could be you/me.
or a colostomy bag....
You mean like this?
You know, I think that's the same brand that I use. Of course, she's a lot more bold than I.
TFSM for that. Some things just shouldn't be shared. I'm not being colostomist -I don't want to see anyone's poop.
Honey, that's why we wear the bags...so you don't have to see it.
You know, I think that's the same brand that I use. Of course, she's a lot more bold than I.
I couldn't really tell from the picture if hers was a Hollister or a ConvaTec. I really ended up preferring the Hollisters, since they had the floating flange to the wafer that you didn't have to apply pressure to the abdomen to use. If you haven't tried them, you should. The clipless tail rocks. And their adhesive was a lot better than the others.
TFSM for that. Some things just shouldn't be shared. I'm not being colostomist -I don't want to see anyone's poop.
I have spent a lot of time wondering why they make clear bags ... momwolf was horrified by them, only wanted to use the opaque kind, which, incidentally, were made out of a "rustle free" material. Saddest thing ever was going through the catalog seeing the little baby-sized bags. There would usually be a baby-ostomy story in the newsletter, too.
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Is that a bunch of little ones on the big one's back?
We want to help you with your problem but first you have to cop to the spiders on your back.
Is that a bunch of little ones on the big one's back?
That'd be a big 10-4 there good buddy.
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The *Original* Octo-Mom.
It looks like a fancy hairdo.
reminds me of this story I heard about a spider with a beehive hairdo, and when she went to get it cut there were HUMANS living in it!
Oh!! Ooooh, dripping!! You can't buy that anymore. [translator] it's beef fat, rendered from roast meat. [/translator]
Fantastic for roasting potatoes or, heaven help me, spreading on warm toast. [nostalgic sigh].
It's a cell phone pic my friend in Eaton just posted on Facebook. Must still be available somewhere.
You have lard?
Perhaps lard is the rendered stuff, and yes, we have lard. What's special about dripping is the brown meaty jelly that comes with it. In fact the best dripping is almost all jelly with a thin layer of lard on top.
I'll take your word for it that there is such a thing as 'best' dripping!
lard is pork fat that is completely plain.
The drippings have a lot of collagen (the jelly) and other complex flavors from my favorite reaction:
The Maiilard reactionMmmmmm. Dripping is yummy and now I know why! Thanks, 3foot!
I'd never heard of that before FFFoot, thanks.
Yummy? Are you sure? It can't taste anything like it smells then!
I can't afford to go bankrupt, but the free anal has me intrigued
I can't afford to go bankrupt, but the free anal has me intrigued
It is a law office, after all.
A Google shopping for beef dripping turned up "Amko Beef Dripping Delivered Worldwide" and Gravy Train.
I regularly have to dispose of large quantities of lamb drippings. But it clogs pipes, so instead I pour it into a coffee can with a plastic lid, and then stick it in the fridge so it solidifies. I keep adding on top as the weeks go by until the can is full, and then I throw the whole thing away.
For no more than the cost of shipping, these cans of delicious gooey lamb drippings can belong to any dwellar who wants them!
What the...?!?!
http://youtu.be/-IrlhLF1c3k
[SIZE="1"][COLOR="DimGray"]Question for the ages: Why doesn't the "Reply to Thread" YouTube formatting thingie
EVER work?[/COLOR] :mad2:[/SIZE]
here ya go
[YOUTUBE]-IrlhLF1c3k&feature[/YOUTUBE]
*snort*
Is it magic because it collects poop, or is the poop itself magic? Does it only collect magic poop? What about normal everyday poop, the everypoop? ;)
I pour it into a coffee can with a plastic lid, and then stick it in the fridge so it solidifies. I keep adding on top as the weeks go by until the can is full, and then I throw the whole thing away.
When I was growing up, my mother did this with bacon grease, but she used it any time she fried anything. I didn't know about frying with butter until I lived away from home. Frying in bacon grease made everything yummy - eggs, home fries, rice ... everything!
*snort*
Is it magic because it collects poop, or is the poop itself magic? Does it only collect magic poop? What about normal everyday poop, the everypoop? ;)
It's semantics.;)
Define 'semantics.' Hell, define 'poop.'
:)
I think by "semantics" he means "geometry."
Define 'semantics.' Hell, define 'poop.'
The "p"s in "poop" "go around" the "o"s.
I think by "semantics" he means "geometry."
That's what the acorn said when it grew up: "gee, I'm a tree"
But, sayeth the party of the 16th egg of the 'o' of which you speak were to float in midair, one might imagine that the poop were actually the constant of the 2nd day of the rhetorical mountain in the equation.
Therefore, and forsooth, the p cannot, will not, be in orbit if the day of the lepus has nine times to continually tranverse the protocol of the fear.
In conclusion, the hunter shoots the squirrel in the face, and no one is going around him anytime soon.
What the...?!?!
http://youtu.be/-IrlhLF1c3k
[SIZE="1"][COLOR="DimGray"]Question for the ages: Why doesn't the "Reply to Thread" YouTube formatting thingie EVER work?[/COLOR] :mad2:[/SIZE]
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So, Glinda.
QUOTE my message, then in the edit box that follows, look at how I (and classic I now see) have taken your post and edited it.
The proper, indeed, only way to use the YouTube formatting thingy is to take what is to the left of the last slash, in this case "- I r l h L F 1 c 3 k" with no spaces that is and put that between the youtube tags. You can see in the quote/edit box how it works. you can see in the saved post how it looks.
here ya go
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"Makes your walking experience fun." You maybe, but certainly not your dog's. My German shepherd would probably kill me if I tried to put that on him...and rightfully so.
All the other dogs would laugh and call him names.
And what happens when the other dogs go to sniff his butt???
It's magic in that it made all you grown people watch dogs poop over and over.
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Like father, like son.
Hahahaha! Because there's no caption to that I wondered to what you were referring. So I clicked on the arrow.
I know, isn't that picture funny? I got it from retronaut. Thanks for captioning it. :)
Didja see what Tiger Woods' ex, Elin, did with the $12 million mansion she bought?
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Home donations from Tiger's ex-wife aid Habitat for Humanity
Workers found extensive damage from termites and carpenter ants in the six bedrooms, eight bathrooms, kitchen and other areas in the two-story home with two elevators. County records show the home was built in 1932. Nordegren bought the house a year ago for $12.3 million.
"No wonder she tore the place down. The infestation was all over. You could put your fingers right through the wood," Blodgett said.
"You could put your fingers right through T. Woods," Blodgett said.
Well if she'd done that in the first place, maybe now ...
Damn, chicka, inspection
before purchase. :smack:
Well, shit! There was nothing about that in the article I saw. Pretty much takes the WTF right out don't it?
ETA: The donating of the stuff from the house to HforH is actually pretty cool.
It happened again.
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Oh!! Ooooh, dripping!! You can't buy that anymore. [translator] it's beef fat, rendered from roast meat. [/translator]
Fantastic for roasting potatoes or, heaven help me, spreading on warm toast. [nostalgic sigh].
Can at my village butchers :)
DanaC - bring some next time we meet! Puh-lease!
Just so you know, he doesn't do birds any more. I saw it in the paper and knew you would want to know.
What. Duh. Fuuuuuuuu?
:lol2:
It happened again.
You have to stop putting your ice cube trays in the freezer upside down.
I just almost snorted pop out my nose. :lol:
Pop, which you wrote, is very different from poop, which I read.
Well crap (pun intended) THAT almost made a salad leaf come out my nose! :lol:
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Cool pic. Do you know anything about it?
Christian Troelstrup is a clothing store in Copenhagen
That is more what I was looking for...
I opened my freezer only to find a WTF? icecube. No disturbance during freezing, regular tap water.
Go figure.
because it's really really cold in there.Now, I love me some Lonesome Dove. I mean, I realllllly love Lonesome Dove...
...but, dayum!
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The fresh one on the left is one Capt. Augustus MacCrae, Texas Ranger. On the right, you can just see Capt. Woodrow F. Call, Texas Ranger.
FYI: They don't put up with dawdlin' service, or, surly bartenders.
I was gonna IotD this, but it's Friday and this aint cute n fuzzy.
This, according to this
link, and from the Hunterian Museum in London, is the skull of a child with the baby teeth just about to drop out and the adult teeth ready to emerge.
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fascinating. Makes you wonder what the adult teeth look like as they are forming in the jaw. Do they grow, or do they start out at the full size but go from being indistinct to being really distinctive, like a Star Trek transporter person materializing.
Makes me wonder what happens to the space left by the descended tooth ...
The bottom, middle two look like small feet.
I read that as "smell like small feet."
I wondered how you knew that.
fascinating. Makes you wonder what the adult teeth look like as they are forming in the jaw. Do they grow, or do they start out at the full size but go from being indistinct to being really distinctive, like a Star Trek transporter person materializing.
I guess your kids' dentist didn't do regular x-rays and show them to you... The ones in my son's mouth started out invisible, then the next time we saw them they were high up, indistinct, and maybe 3/4 size, now they are lower, full-size, and more distinct, but not yet as opaque as his emerged teeth.
Except the two that are missing. His next x-ray in May will show whether those two teeth were just delayed behind the others, or if they're not going to form at all. The dentist said it happens in about 5% of the population, and his jaw doesn't seem to have any natural crowding, so we'll probably want to get a bridge put in or else his other teeth will spread out and he'll have a gap between every tooth.
Aren't you worried that all those X-rays will fry his brain?
That's cool. I never went to the dentist with them. It was always my wife.
The body is so fascinating. How do the bone cells in that spot in the jaw know to turn into teeth cells? I know it's all encoded in the DNA and stem cells and such, but that doesn't mean my brain can grasp it.
Oh and the frying the brain things was something I always wondered about too. But it turns out since dentists have gone with digital sensors in xrays instead of film, they can use much lower powered xrays than they used to. The sensors are that much more sensitive. So the dental xrays are safer than ever.
That's what my front tooth looked like in second grade when I fell on the playground and knocked my permanent tooth up into my skull.
The body is so fascinating. How do the bone cells in that spot in the jaw know to turn into teeth cells?
It's very complicated and scientific and has something to do with the baby jesus, so don't worry about it. You wouldn't understand it.
fascinating. Makes you wonder what the adult teeth look like as they are forming in the jaw. Do they grow, or do they start out at the full size but go from being indistinct to being really distinctive, like a Star Trek transporter person materializing.
They have to grow inside the jaws. As far as I know, the only adult size organs a baby is born with are his eyes.
Hang on, what? A baby's eyes
grow plenty. Not as impressive a growth compared to how much everything else is going to grow, but they definitely do get bigger.
Myth buster. What are you gonna tell us next, there's no Easter Bunny?
pffft. Three words. Infant boy's balls.
They're insane! (Yeah, I know they get normal and grow with the kid but right when they're born? It's nuts!) :lol:
So....the adult teeth keep growing untl they break the surface. they're full size then. They get some of their "nutrition" by pushing on the roots of the teeth they will replace and absorbing them. that's why baby teeth have no roots when they come out. If the adult teeth are improperly aligned and not directly above the baby teeth, they can end up smaller than average, and the baby teeth with most likely have to be pulled because they do not lose their roots and stay firmly put.
Also, this is why dentsist like to remove impacted wisdom teeth that are apparently doing no harm except for being a bit sideways -if they start to touch the root of the molar in front of it, they will start to absorb and weaken it.
At least this is my understanding of what I've learned from our various dentists and orthodondists over the past 10 years or so......
Thanks for that explanation monster.
Shekou, you're not a huge Mrs. Doubtfire fan, are you?
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pffft. Three words. Infant boy's balls.
They're insane! (Yeah, I know they get normal and grow with the kid but right when they're born? It's nuts!) :lol:
They're nuts. plural agreement. pay attention please, this is a beginner's error.
I guess your kids' dentist didn't do regular x-rays and show them to you...
I have had one X-Ray in my life. It showed I needed more than one filling.
They called back, they'd looked at someone else XRay.
Still no work done on my teeth - hurray!
If I believed in jinxes I wouldn't have written that, as I am due a check-up this month. Argh. Still, 39 isn't bad.
Thanks for that explanation monster.
Shekou, you're not a huge Mrs. Doubtfire fan, are you?
Uhhhhh, well, uuuuhhhhhhhhhh......
No.
But even if I was...... Oh Nevermind!
WTF?
okokok per classic....nsfw
clone your willy (or meow!)and you found THAT while playing BF3????
no MW3. and no, don't move it, it's classy right where it is! lmao!!!
¿Why would you go for one Russian, when for just 40 more, you could have three Malaysians?
Plus, you know, it's more fun to take your time.
¿Why would you go for one Russian, when for just 40 more, you could have three Malaysians?
Great minds think alike.
Surely everyone knows that bigger isn't always best. Go for quality, not quantity!
Sometimes quan-titty is quality.
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, but more than a mouthful is wasted.
A bird in the hand shits on your wrist.
Is that a fuel tank, a nitrous oxide tank, a still, or are they cooking meth?
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I would not have grown to adulthood with that last name.
If that isn't his last name he's catering to the rapist pinched by the economy...:right:
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I was gonna bake biscuits...but, then I got confused.
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Which arrow? Doesn't really matter, never works anyway. Whack 'em on the countertop.
I would not have grown to adulthood with that last name.
If that isn't his last name he's catering to the rapist pinched by the economy...:right:
I hear they've got a great discount on Rohypnol.
:bolt:
Once seen, it cannot be unseen.....can you see "the Grudge" face?
oh God damn. that took me forever to see!
On my drive w/Momdigr, I also happened to spy this hiding behind an old country church...Never seen this treatment before.
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We also spied this house. A little odd.
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I like that school bus camper trailer. It looks like crap. But I bet it's nice inside.
Once seen, it cannot be unseen.....can you see "the Grudge" face?
Mixed race conjoined triplets always have a hard time fitting in.
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Oh shit.
I hope you are thinking about that when you are going to sleep tonight, [size=4]V[/size].
And when you wake up screaming.
I think I need a new monitor.
I think I need a new monitor.
"need new shorts" is a more common response. unless you "need new glasses".
Oh shit.
I hope you are thinking about that when you are going to sleep tonight, [size=4]V[/size].
And when you wake up screaming.
you're welcome.
:evil2:
I guess I started it, but DAMN!! My heart nearly stopped.
All ur monitor r brighter than mine.
that's one spun out lookin' m/f!
"need new shorts" is a more common response. unless you "need new glasses".
um... need new glasses? I see nothing.
Aheh. I was lookin, and lookin...then i zoomed in and still couldn;t see.
Then I saw.
That's fucking creepy.
Then I saw.
That's fucking creepy.
this
I don't understand what's so damn creepy about it..?
edit: yes, i see the face. i still don't get it. why is it creepy?
...maybe I'll just stop looking.
Griff, it's here: [COLOR="White"]lower left corner, under the cushion.[/COLOR]
Fork you.
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This is fake.
Must be.
Mustn't it?
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Yeah...i saw this on face book and finally gave in and copied the picture to paint, lightened it and found the face. Shopped foshizzle.
This is fake.
Must be.
Mustn't it?
Yeah...i saw this on face book and finally gave in and copied the picture to paint, lightened it and found the face. Shopped foshizzle.
What face?
Behind the pillow, bottom left
Oh, I thought you were responding to the nest thingy. Ooops. I saw that face under that pillow. ;)
There ain't a lol smilie big enough! That damn onion!
Oh, the humanity...
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Re faces, I think it's only creepy if you are not expecting it. And then SPANG! It jars you.
I had that with the ?graduation? photo, but not the cushion one, as I was late to the party and already frustrated at having searched a bird's nest for a face to far too long :scream:
Now other people might be as alarmed by that photo as I am about toddlers with dogs.
But I see that as cute.
Teh cat obviously regards the child as a litter mate, and both and are and happy in the embrace.
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
(Could be shopped of course, but cute NTL)
Teh cat is oblivious to the child and regards it as a heat source.
[SIZE="2"]edited for realism[/SIZE]You're right.
Although it means the same - wriggly thing that smells like home and puts out heat.
Funny that I went to the end of the thread ... saw GD's comment of "alarmed?" ... for what ever reason a house/car alarm is what came to mind ...so I page back and see the cat wrapped around the kid and thought "yeah! that is a nice alarm system to make sure no one steals the kid (you try to take the kid, the cat deploys claws into said kid ... kid makes 130db noise to scare away would be robber)" ... then saw Sundae's post and figured she probably meant the cat smothering the kid in his/her sleep ....
I like the "Cat Alarm" idea better .....
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Careful, someone's going to make bread or something out of it.
Okay I said I was going to make banana bread. It's grim.
But get over it.
Why does that menu make me suddenly hungry..... ?
Okay I said I was going to make banana bread. It's grim.
But get over it.
:lol:
I'll have the number 8, thanks.
Anyone notice that 2 and 5 are the same - in English only?
Why are there so many things on there that aren't food?
Whoever said it was a menu? I'm guessing it's a medical transplant list.
Probably listing the decor of the rooms at a really weird love hotel in Roppongi.
I like the "Cat Alarm" idea better .....
I have a cat alarm clock.
Diz is so distressed by the sound of the alarm, and the series of events it triggers, that he always wakes me up before it goes off.
I think he figures if it doesn't sound, we'll say snuggled together all day.
Probably gross anthropomorphism on my part. His belly tells him breakfast time is coming and he needs to make sure the sleeping woman doesn't forget it.
I tell myself he will be baffled when I'm back at school next week and he gets less of my company.
I think the truth is he'll be delighted by going back to an earlier, scheduled brekkers.
i actually saw this one on the news
W. T. F? Looks like a fucked up 'Space Invaders' screen...I see the hooman, but, not much else.
We may know if someone got the message if we receive a response that says "What the, I don't even" in around 49,962 years.
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It says, "All your base are belong to us."
I remember some of the stuff, like the third planet (little white blobs) from the sun (big white blob) being "raised" to indicate where the manikins live. The blue/white thing next to the man is supposed to give the approximate height of a person (binary, in multiples of some wavelength or other)*.
Though it looks more like something grandma has knit, well into her Alzheimer's years. :sniff:
____
* Is that something that I'd expect the mattresses on Squornshellous Alpha to understand? Nope!
It's called
ground resonance.
I bet that shook the fillings out of their teeth.
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Well if you block off access to legal abortions ...
I would like to take this opportunity to predict the lawsuit against the city, state, and skateboard manufacturer.
click for zoom
[Warning, very NSFW banner ads at image link - glatt]
also this:
http://assets0.ordienetworks.com/images/GifGuide/dancing/sunny2.gifCould you please start using NSFW threads for bacon on asses and for 'zooms' that bring up someone fucking doggy style.
kthxbai
Ha! I win!
My link offered to find me my fuckbuddy.
Although all of them seemed to have titties.
Maybe they know something I don't...?
click for zoom [Warning, very NSFW banner ads at image link - glatt]
If you're going to post something, post it at full size, don't hyperlink it.
I, and a lot of other people, won't bother with it, otherwise.
:eek:
shit, sorry guys. when i tested them i didn't wait for the banner to load
and as for the zoom it's just me being rusty in image hosting sites .. rushed through it :yelsick:
... Now delete or replace his original post.
Lesson learned and problem solved.
Interesting. This is not the first time I've read that particular story. Some things really make an impression.
Is the book "Everything You've Ever Wanted to Know about Sex, but were Afraid to Ask*?
WTF? (not gross this time, just weird)
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:eyebrow:
ETA: It's worth the trip to YouTube to watch this guy's other vids.
Don't know the history, but I'm willing to bet that he has more than 1 restraining order against him.
World's Largest Fleshlight?
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Page 666...OOooooooohhhhhh!!!
Page ob Da Debbil!!
World's Largest Fleshlight?
Snort
WTF? All that money, and no TV???
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WTF? All that money, and no TV???
How do you think I go so rich?
WTF?
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That would just have to be the coolest thing on the fucking water.
I've seen modern versions of these things - they're as much aircraft as boat. They work like upside-down single-seat race cars and the ones I saw were fast enough to make your eyes water and then some.
I had to look up 'flying boat' to remember their proper name. Ekranoplan.
Actually, now that I look at it again...
Do an image search on Ekranoplan. Too cool for school.
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Rhianne's coolness and mysteriousity points just went up to 11 and a half.
So, more than a hydrofoil, but not quite a flying boat. Looks like it uses ground effect (water effect?) for lift.
Rhianne's coolness and mysteriousity points just went up to 11 and a half.
I'm I huge motorsport fan, always have been. This has meant that I've spent far too much time with folk for whom stuff like this is their only breathing thought.
Now it's up to 12 and a quarter. Just stop now.
Can you see the Benz?
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In a promotion for its first production fuel-cell vehicle in Germany, Mercedes-Benz turned a B-Class hatchback invisible -- at least, from a distance, using the same idea behind the invisible car in the James Bond film "Die Another Day." See if you can see it before it sees you.
The invisibility cloak had its tryout this week on the streets of Stuttgart, Germany. To make Q's idea of an invisible car real, Mercedes employed dozens of technicians and some $263,000 worth of flexible LED mats covering one side of the car. Using a camera mounted on the opposite side of the vehicle, the LEDs were programmed to reproduce the image from the camera at the right scale, blending the vehicle into the background from a few feet away. Doing so required power sources, computers and other gear totaling 1,100 lbs. of equipment inside the B-Class.
Mercedes' point was to show how the F-Cell hydrogen fuel cell powered car would be invisible to the environment, producing only water vapor and heat for emissions. For an invisible car, it's getting a lot of stares.
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Yeah, the invisibility cloak is neat and all, but what I really want to know about is how many MPG does the fuel cell car have? I understand it has no emmisions, which is awesome, but how efficient is it? Is it better than an internal combustion engine?
Edit: Google is helpful. It runs on hydrogen only, which I missed in Grav's post. I'm not that impressed by hydrogen as a fuel. Because you pretty much wind up burning coal or oil to make the hydrogen. But the car is very efficient, with a 90 mpg equivalent and with zero emissions.
Actually, now that I look at it again...
The boat is extremely cool, as are the ekranoplans, but I don't think the Tupolev chasing that truck is an ekranoplan. Why? Where are the wings? How's it gonna fly with no wings? Yeah, didn't think so.
To me it looks like an airboat. Like the ones you see Marlon Perkins and Jim cruising the Everglades in. But totally hot rodded, like an unlimited hydrofoil. Of course the hydrofoils I've seen all have a prop that pushes water, and this one's props push the air, so, airboat.
For ekranoplans closer to reality (I know the one in the video is real, but really now...) check out the BT Hoverwings. Also cool, but not as cool as that polished aluminum monster.
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It runs on hydrogen only,
Oh, those wacky Krauts.
If it was good enough for the Hindenburg, it's good enough for high end cars.
Yeah, the invisibility cloak is neat and all, but what I really want to know about is how many MPG does the fuel cell car have? I understand it has no emmisions, which is awesome, but how efficient is it? Is it better than an internal combustion engine?
Edit: Google is helpful. It runs on hydrogen only, which I missed in Grav's post. I'm not that impressed by hydrogen as a fuel. Because you pretty much wind up burning coal or oil to make the hydrogen. But the car is very efficient, with a 90 mpg equivalent and with zero emissions.
I learned earlier this week that hydrogeny cars' mileage is measured in 'miles per kg' (of hydrogen). I was reading about the
Honda FCX Clarity. Interesting article.
Oh, those wacky Krauts.
If it was good enough for the Hindenburg, it's good enough for high end cars.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1955_Le_Mans_disaster
remember it was those wacky krauts who also came up with the magnesium car body.
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Got dayum! What a horrendous fucking wreck.
Over 80 killed there Grav. It led to motor racing being banned in several countries and Mercedes withdrew for motorsport for about 30 years.
Wow!
Magnesium? Isn't that what we'd steal 'strips' of in HS chem lab because of the bright white flames they produced when lit?
I'd never heard this story. Just...woah. Seems weird there was a Pontiac LeMans for so long, given that the Le Mans raceway boasted the worst disaster in motorsport history.
It was obviously a terrible thing IM, but LeMans is still a special place.
Yeah, that is what I gathered. It was one incident in a history of great sport. :)
If you want to bake a cake, you've got to break a few eggs.
I'm not that impressed by hydrogen as a fuel. Because you pretty much wind up burning coal or oil to make the hydrogen.
Currently true, but not necessarily. Especially in Germany, they are increasingly turning to solar, and this can easily be used to split the water into hydrogen and oxygen.
Can be. Should be. I'm not saying is.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
To.
To who?
To whom.
Currently true, but not necessarily. Especially in Germany, they are increasingly turning to solar, and this can easily be used to split the water into hydrogen and oxygen.
Can be. Should be. I'm not saying is.
At work we have a wind turbine that creates electricity, which creates hydrogen, which is used to fuel a hydrogen car. It's really just a demonstration project.
Hydrogen is not a fuel - it's an energy carrier.
Wind is good too, if you're concerned about emissions. As Glatt said, burning oil to make electricity to make hydrogen so you don't have to burn oil ... is a bit silly, really.
Men's club?
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Can someone please tell me where this is?
'Cause, I need to make sure I never, ever accidentally find myself there...[insert full-body shudder]
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It's the boots and gaiters that really make the outfit, don't you think?
Its in Mammoth Cave National Park ... KY
Is she actually some kind of punk-hiker fetish hooker, or is that just how the kids are dressing these days?
Waffle-cone legs.
I really don't get Crack Ho Chic.
Waffle cone legs with a muffin-top waist. :lol: sounds like rap lyrics.
She got waffle cone legs
And a muffin top waist
Gonna get me some
Gotta get a taste
Gonna slap the bitch down
Kick her all over town
She gonna come out brown
Waffle cone bitch
:unsure:
Haters be hating
gaiters be gaiting
You guys are totally missing Grandma Fashion in the background...
Oh, I didn't miss her...there were just so many possibilities for waffle cone legs.
Master Photo-Bomber.
The dude photobombed a ƒucking riot!
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Can you smell it? I can smell it.:greenface
Looks like a sloth that died from nasty.
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Can someone please tell me where this is?
'Cause, I need to make sure I never, ever accidentally find myself there...[insert full-body shudder]
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I'm guessing Ireland. Travellers. Next week on my Big Fat Gypsy Wedding ....
What in the fuck is going on at the Warren County (KY) Jail? Are they beating motherfuckers cross-eyed down there or what? Are the majority criminals COCK!-eyed? What gives? The Warren County Correctional Institute for Cock-Eyed Optimism? Did somebody give all these fellows the crook-eye? Is it something in the water?
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Fight the power. I'm guessing they do it on purpose.
I dunno, you can stare in, like number three, but one and four are staring outwards. That's hard.
What in the fuck is going on at the Warren County (KY) Jail? Are they beating motherfuckers cross-eyed down there or what?
Well it is KY... :eek:
Well it is KY... :eek:
I figgered someone would go there, ;), but, we (my town/county) have 200 inmates, not one walleye in the bunch.
However, I
do know a guy who is universally identified as 'Cock-Eyed Chris', cuz we got a bunch o' ppl called Chris.
Caption says "Detroit Prius", but, I think that's a New Yawk plate.
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Alien?
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He puts his shirts on like pants.
How the hell did it get there? Bad directions? Did he use the elevator?
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Alien?
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He puts his shirts on like pants.
No... That's Peter Griffin! :D
How the hell did it get there? Bad directions? Did he use the elevator?
All I can say is I sure hope they disabled the tracks on that thing ... he decides to move back a couple feet to get a better grab on something and ... that first step is a doozy.
Caption says "Detroit Prius", but, I think that's a New Yawk plate.
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meh, still got wheels
So...pearlfish.
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Someone at the last place I worked could do that. And did. Regularly.
Usually it's the cucumber going in.
Yet another reason to never swim in the ocean. Holy crow!
Someone at the last place I worked could do that. And did. Regularly.
Hide during the daytime up the arse of another species?
Hmmmm.
As a metaphor I think I get it.
Hide during the daytime up the arse of another species?
Hmmmm.
As a metaphor I think I get it.
Sort of like Tea Party Republicans:D
Time to get your own party guys.
Someone at the last place I worked could do that. And did. Regularly.
From now on, I will use the term pearl fish to describe this work place behavior. Thank you, that is perfect.
"pearl fishing" is a good term for female masturbation
I'm still freaked out by this.
Could it be some kind of symbiotic relation, where the sea cucumber also gets some kind of benefit?
Or does the kinky lil' devil just like it?
Could it be some kind of symbiotic relation, where the sea cucumber also gets some kind of benefit?
Or does the kinky lil' devil just like it?
Sea cucumbers must be Japanese.
:p:
What in the fuck is going on at the Warren County (KY) Jail? Are they beating motherfuckers cross-eyed down there or what? Are the majority criminals COCK!-eyed? What gives? The Warren County Correctional Institute for Cock-Eyed Optimism? Did somebody give all these fellows the crook-eye? Is it something in the water?
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Which one is the Mob claiming is Zimmerman? The White guy or the Black guy?
Sea cucumbers must be Japanese.
:p:
Think Chinese turducken:
Steamed stuffed sea cucumber recipe (for minced meat alternatively use pearl fish :o )
I'm on vacation in London with the family right now. Not sure how this will post from the phone. But it's a WTF for sure. Look at the decorations in this super expensive London condo I saw in the window of a real estate office in one of the neighborhoods.
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"Share of Freehold"? Is that like a timeshare?
£2.35 mil, for a timeshare?:eek:
BTW: Why do they have that picture of Tina Fey?
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That's my London digs. Endangered species antlers and Sarah Palin. Works perfectly for my decor. I don't like that light fixture, though.
...Endangered species antlers...
:lol2: Moose are only endangered in Alabama, and Cuba.
"Share of Freehold"? Is that like a timeshare?
£2.35 mil, for a timeshare?:eek:
BTW: Why do they have that picture of Tina Fey?
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I think it means you own outright only part of the building. "Freehold" as apart from "leasehold" where you'd own part of the building for a fixed period of time (often leases start at 99 years, but they're tricky to sell on when they're down to just a few years. My parents life in London started in the four-year tail-end of a lease. Looking back, we'd never have been able to afford to live in that area any other way).
I like dogs "butt" I ain't wearing these...
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I like sheep dogs and I cannot lie,
You other brothers can't deny,
When I see a little bung
covered by a dog tongue,
I get sprung!
Wow...Just...ƒucking wow!!!
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And a video to show ya how it got that way...don't show 'em stacking the tankers though. But, still...
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Wow!
yes, impressive. don't think they're tankers though. I thought they were barges, then I looked up "casco", a smaller vessel like a barge used as a "lighter" a vessel used to lighten the load on another ship for travel through shallow water, like a canal. So, big hollow boats.
Very cool video and the Blue Marlin is freakin awesome. I've seen her, or one like her doing that kind of self powered drydock move before (though I can't remember where at the moment). Might have been in person out in Puget Sound. It will come to me, someday.
Justin Gomez & Selena Bieber
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Not quite the "doggie-style" I had in mind...
I like dogs "butt" I ain't wearing these...
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Hey, I found Waldo!
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Don't hide a needle in a haystack. Hide it in a packet of needles.
Ok, let's see here...LBJ...JFK...Robert McNam---WTF? Is that a periscope?
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Why is there a periscope in the room?
Conductor: "End o'the line, folks! Or, not..."
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Ok, let's see here...LBJ...JFK...Robert McNam---WTF? Is that a periscope?
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Why is there a periscope in the room?
My guess is that is a periscope (sure looks like one) and that the other end protrudes from (one of) the "undisclosed locations" members of this circle sometimes gather. Perhaps this is the non electronic backup for surveying the immediate surroundings.
They're down in the "Underground Bunker" and the periscope is to safely look about after the zombies take over the land.
The jpg title is presidentkennedymercurylaunch.
I'm guessing it's 1961 and they're in a bunker at the launch site watching the first American being fired off into space.
but but but ... What about the ZOMBIES???
The out-of-focus guy on the far right in the background, possibly speaking into a microphone, and sporting a trademark flat top buzz cut looks a lot like longtime mission control leader Gene Kranz.
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Weirdly, that looks like my local Sainsburys. Not now, but when I lived in Greenwich.
Except they'd turfed theirs.
I always assumed it was some sort of green heat gathering/ heat outlet apparatus.
Train wreck pic: I sometimes see where a train line ends, and it is "blocked" by a pile of dirt and rocks about three feet high, probably weighs a couple of tons. A loaded goods train weighs in the 1,000s of tons range - that little heap ain't gonna do squat :lol: .
Train wreck pic: I sometimes see where a train line ends, and it is "blocked" by a pile of dirt and rocks about three feet high, probably weighs a couple of tons. A loaded goods train weighs in the 1,000s of tons range - that little heap ain't gonna do squat :lol: .
They shoulda got Ned.
Ned woulda said: "I got this shit."
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I was gonna buy "Unstoppable",
just because of Ned.Somebody please tell me who the guy sitting on Lyndon Johnson's right is.
I know I know who he is, but, damned if I can come up w/a name.
Somebody please tell me who the guy sitting on Lyndon Johnson's right is.
I know I know who he is, but, damned if I can come w/a name.
that's Bob
Lyndon Johnson's right hand man.
that's Bob
I need his name, not what he does.
From:
http://consolidatednews.photoshelter.com/image/I0000AdY2D4wwH.k
"A briefing is given by Major Rocco Petrone to United States President John F. Kennedy during a tour of Blockhouse 34 at the Cape Canaveral Missile Test Annex, Cape Canaveral, Florida on September 11, 1962. Also visible in the photo, from left, National Aeronautics and Space Administration Administrator James Webb, United States Vice President Lyndon B. Johnson, Doctor Kurt Debus, President Kennedy, unidentified, United States Secretary of Defense Robert McNamara, and unidentified..Credit: NASA via CNP"
If he's between JFK and McNamara he must be a 4 star (general)
that's Bob
I need his name, not what he does.
Our digr, the team player, stepping up his game while footy is out.
From: http://consolidatednews.photoshelter.com/image/I0000AdY2D4wwH.k
"A briefing is given by Major Rocco Petrone to United States President John F. Kennedy during a tour of Blockhouse 34 at the Cape Canaveral Missile Test Annex, Cape Canaveral, Florida on September 11, 1962. Also visible in the photo, from left, National Aeronautics and Space Administration Administrator James Webb, United States Vice President Lyndon B. Johnson, Doctor Kurt Debus, President Kennedy, unidentified, United States Secretary of Defense Robert McNamara, and unidentified..Credit: NASA via CNP"
Thank you so much.:)
pssst...we had some fairly big brass on campus the past two days. Crazy security. It's all to do with a top secret mission called Alien Autopsy.
Not really. Long have been the rumors of WPAFB housing aliens recovered from Roswell. This is more of a weaponry thing. I would've given anything to be allowed to peruse the displays for this conference. Having attended the Armed Forces Communications and Electronics scholarship banquet for 3 years, I got a lot of neat gimmes from the vendors. The high tech govt vendors. I also got to ride a Segway and pilot a flight simulator.
Now, back to your WTF stuff. I'm just fascinated with those kinds of things.
forget that.
Tell us about riding the Segway!
Ok, let's see here...LBJ...JFK...Robert McNam---WTF? Is that a periscope?
Why is there a periscope in the room?
It makes the Germans more comfortable.
It makes the Germans more comfortable.
:lol2:
OK. I think this is my very first WTF post. Searching for something not at all related to what I found.
well, your timing is excellent.
Shouldn't that be in the cellar burger thread?
What? None o' yas never had a baby burger??
The filename is 'burnthehousedown'...
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Look like ticks.
Look like ticks.
Vague resemblance, but they have eight legs.
Kill with fire, indeed.
I was just over at the US Science and Engineering Festival on my lunch hour. Lots of amazing things, like the next generation rocket for NASA, and one of the USAF Thunderbirds parked right on the floor, but this little display in the far corner caught my eye.
A Trichobezoar. This is 6 years worth of eaten hair removed from the stomach of a 12 year old girl.
IM - DON'T LOOK!!!!!
omg...thanks for trying, I scrolled up from the Wad O'Hair and saw a split second of the pic just as I was reading DON'T LOOK.
:bolt:
I was just over at the US Science and Engineering Festival on my lunch hour. Lots of amazing things, like the next generation rocket for NASA, and one of the USAF Thunderbirds parked right on the floor, but this little display in the far corner caught my eye.
A Trichobezoar. This is 6 years worth of eaten hair removed from the stomach of a 12 year old girl.
Similar IotD in 2007:
http://cellar.org/showthread.php?t=16002
The age of the patients is different, so it isn't the same one.
Which means these things are breeding.
Taking over, if you will.
I, for one, welcome our new ... no. No, I don't.
From the Baltimore Sun photo archives: "Escaped bisons jumps over tennis net"
...that sure is a bison jumping over a tennis net, alright...
Err, that should be "bison" since there's only one. Did I miss where the Edit button went?
You musta waited too long to edit. My last post is also past the point of no return.
It is really rare these days to see a bison that is such a good sport that it will jump the net when it loses the match. What was the final score?
I'm afraid the buffalo was a streaker.
The deer and the antelope were playing.
From the Baltimore Sun photo archives: "Escaped bisons jumps over tennis net"
...that sure is a bison jumping over a tennis net, alright...
Thus the little appreciated significance of Buffalo Wings.
:D
I was just over at the US Science and Engineering Festival on my lunch hour. Lots of amazing things, like the next generation rocket for NASA, and one of the USAF Thunderbirds parked right on the floor, but this little display in the far corner caught my eye.
A Trichobezoar. This is 6 years worth of eaten hair removed from the stomach of a 12 year old girl.
I will NEVER bitch about my cat again. EVER!
*****crap joke alert*****
What's the difference between a Buffalo and a Bison?
You can't wash your hands in a Buffalo ***snigger***
It looks like a square scrubbing bubble!
Or a road zamboni.
A toaster with headlights...
It's the Fuja-Yo, and was supposed to be marketed to the young clubbers. Sitting in it would be like sitting at a bar and the sound system would burst your eardrums. But it never took off. Imagine.
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Looks like the front of a train.
I guess this where ya go for all yer glory hole supplies?
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Holy shit, that's some serious lurking skill. 19 posts in 8 years.
Well.... He finally found something funny here to respond too! :))
All it took was a glory hole...
Holy shit, that's some serious lurking skill. 19 posts in 8 years.
Kind of funny, 8 years, well let me tell you I hit IOTD everyday and get many good laughs. I guess the "glory hole" just pushed me over the edge.
2 in 1 day - EASY there big fella! lol
Yeah...you'll need a nice cup of tea and a lie down ater that posting frenzy!
He might have to ice down his fingers.:)
i'd say this definitely qualifies for WTF??
See?! There's someone for everyone.;)
That's not WTF.
That's mutilation.
Blimey I hope that's shopped. It's so unhygienic - there is an evolutionary reason the mouth is a closed unit, surely?
"Waahhhhh, why does everyone stare at me? Why can't they just accept me for who I am? Quit looking at me! Quit it. You judge my fucked up face. It's so UNFAIR. Wah."
:eyebrow:
That's not WTF.
That's mutilation.
Blimey I hope that's shopped. It's so unhygienic - there is an evolutionary reason the mouth is a closed unit, surely?
They probably keep some kind of jewelry in there most of the time.
Vials of penicillin, I hope.
Every time I see someone like that, I think of this scene from Pulp Fiction:
Lance: Hey, whattya think about Trudi? She ain't got a boyfriend. You wanna hang out, get high?
Vincent: Which one's Trudi? The one with all the shit in her face?
Lance: No, that's Jody. That's my wife.
Vincent: Which one's Trudi? The one with all the shit in her face?
Lance: No, that's Jody. That's my wife.
Yeah, prolly not a good idea to piss off
the guy you buy your heroin from...
Prank caller! Prank caller!
I'd never seen this before, made me say WTF?
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I try to be open minded and tolerant but someone needs to tell me why or how someone could be obsessed with mutilating their face (body) or I just wanted to be able to stick out my tongue without opening my mouth.
Prank caller! Prank caller!
Lance: You're going to give her an injection of adrenaline directly to her heart. But she's got, uh, breastplate...
[taps Mia's chest]
Lance: So you gotta pierce through that. So what you have to do is, you have to bring the needle down in a stabbing motion.
[demonstrates stabbing motion: stab stab stab]
Vincent: I-I gotta stab her three times?
Lance: No, you don't gotta fucking stab her three times! You gotta stab her once...
I think it's time for yet another rewatch. Funny funny lines.
Can someone please explain to me how these guys got their gigantic fucking testicles in those coveralls?
Also, the letters stenciled under the pilot's window (eserotto, or eseretto), is that his name, or something else? Google Translate comes up with zilch.
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I'm sure they are wondering why they agreed to sit on those wheels in the first place. They knowingly sat on those wheels, but once the ride began, they had no choice but to hold on for dear life. The real question, is if they choose to do it again.
I think the name under the window is
Esercito.
I'm impulsive and crazy, yes, I know.
But if I were in that situation would I do that? Hell yes! Scared as hell? Hell yes!
I don't want to sit in my rocking chair lamenting a lot of lost opportunities.
LIVE LIFE OR DIE TRYING.
That'd make a great flag for somebody. :lol:
Them ain't piss ants...them's pissed off ants.
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Where the heck did the falling bear picture go? It was fairly recent.
Well, I just read that bear wandered back towards civilization and was hit and killed by a car. :sniff:
LIVE LIFE OR DIE TRYING.
Get busy livin', or get busy dyin'. That's goddamned right.
~Ellis Boyd Redding
I would do that helicopter thing. Hell yeah.
I would do that helicopter thing. Hell yeah.
Yeah. I'll bet they're tied on. Pussies.;)
That's the sort of thing my brother would love to do!
I seem to recall quite a lot of weekends when we were younger spent watching him jump out of, get dragged behind, fly various things. Or lurking around at the mouths of caves and potholes waiting for him to come back up.
Crabs...
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...you're gonna need a
bigger comb.
Now you see I first started off terrified.
But after reading the article I feel quite protective.
It helps that he appears to be being held by one of
The Proclaimers.
Can someone please explain to me how these guys got their gigantic fucking testicles in those coveralls?
Also, the letters stenciled under the pilot's window (eserotto, or eseretto), is that his name, or something else? Google Translate comes up with zilch.
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If the pilot fires a missile out of one of those tubes it will really get exciting.
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Wouldn't it be easier to just build a bridge?
USCGC Bernard C. Webber, btw...
Don't get.
Read the link, still don't get.
Is it something to do with Cuba?
The road must be between the shipyard and the water.
Don't get.
Wuz joke/silliness. Wuz all I could come up with for seeing a giant-ass Coast Guard boat going down the road.
The road must be between the shipyard and the water.
:thumb:
Sorry, Grav.
Much of your humour is based on things I genuinely don't know about.
So sometimes I will call into question something that is simply just humour without the need for background.
Thanks for Motorsickle though :kisspink:
Quite often I'm just being silly. I'm trying to be sillier...
GAH!!!!!
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The glistenyness is making me queasy.
It's the Fuja-Yo, and was supposed to be marketed to the young clubbers. Sitting in it would be like sitting at a bar and the sound system would burst your eardrums. But it never took off. Imagine.
(yes I'm behind)
It looks like a) the Pope-mobile b) the tank-thing the Spacing Guild Navigator traveled in to visit the emperor in Dune.
Pissed her off, by God.
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GAH!!!!!
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Disgusting!
Safe FOR WHOM????
Indeed!
Do not proceed. All directions are unsafe. I repeat, do not proceed.
Someone's gonna die. There will probably be injuries.
Someone's gonna die. There will probably be injuries.
Yep. Might as well get it over with sooner rather than later.
Someone's gonna die. There will probably be injuries.
Yep. Might as well get it over with sooner rather than later.
:lol2:
How dey do dat?
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Cut in half, scoop out 'guts', pour in Jell-O, let set, cut into segments.
Oh, man, now I want to do that with a cantaloupe. Or a honeydew. Any flavor suggestions?
Taste the rainbow, why doncha? That would be prettiest. But that's a lot more jello, and a lot more cantaloupes (*really* a lot more jello).
What's the difference between a Buffalo and a Bison?
You can't wash your hands in a Buffalo
And you can't go round the outside (round the outside, round the outside) with a buffalo
Momdigr's dad was a sometimes off the top of his head square dance caller. I guess you could say he was free-stylin'.
Gundam Front Tokyo
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Holy freakin awesome!
Love that.
Do bear cubs like having their picture taken?
Look at the cub's eyes and ears...what do you think?
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Curious but wary I'd say.
"There better be food after that pic lady or I'm takin your arm."
Cop #1 is taking the picture of the cub. Cop #2 is taking a picture of cop #1. Mama bear is sneaking up on cop #2. Picture was recovered just fine after wiping all his blood off the memory card.
I can haz pick-a-nick basket, Boo Boo?
ftfy
How dey do dat?
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Coooooooooooooooooooool!
Do bear cubs like having their picture taken?
Look at the cub's eyes and ears...what do you think?
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Damm! Shoot that cub and make some steaks already....;) :thumb:
It's shopped!
Someone has edited out the donut!
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I ran an AVG scan the other night...Hole E. Sheepshit!
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Don't you do a daily scan?
At 45-60+ minutes per scan? I gots 3 computers to keep updated, and an ancient Windows ME machine I just try to keep running. I'm happy if they all power on.
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WTF, those two guys never wore a hat before? They don't which end points front?
And, what's up with the one guy, where's his hat? WHY AIN'T THAT SOB WEARING A HAT????
WHY AIN'T THAT SOB WEARING A HAT????
The chick next to him stole it.
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And, what's up with the one guy, where's his hat? WHY AIN'T THAT SOB WEARING A HAT????
Some men just want to watch the world burn...
What ya can do woulda made a smaller sign...
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That looks like my sort of place - I'd still walk on the grass though.
Grav, about all those viruses ... you know all those girlie pics you post? I figure there's a lot more you look at but don't post, right?
There is probably a connection there. ;)
Grav, about all those viruses ... you know all those girlie pics you post? I figure there's a lot more you look at but don't post, right?
There is probably a connection there. ;)
Meh, could be. Them (and the videos) I be scanning individually when I downloads 'em!:D ETA: I don't just run willy-nilly, I only use a few trusted sites. [Size=1]For the most part...[/Size]
I've managed, at times, to track some of them to Momdigr's activity on/through Facebook.
What? Your Mum's posting girlie pics on FaceBook????
What? Your Mum's posting girlie pics on FaceBook????
Yep, of
your Mom!!:p:
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Ya know the jetliner crash in Lagos, Nigeria? It was a McDonnel Douglas MD-83.
Via
Wikipedia, here's what the cockpit/flight deck of an MD-83 looks like:
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What could go wrong?
Well, there's clearly a car cutting them off from the right.
this guy loved his cat so much that when it passed away.....he turned it into an RC helicopter!
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Not really a WTF pic, but...
Five Captains
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L-R Captains Kirk, Picard, Sisko, Janeway, & Archer
That's cool!
(and Avery Brooks looks like he's got vampire fangs.)
this guy loved his cat so much that when it passed away.....he turned it into an RC helicopter!
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That is funny as hell... I hate cats.
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:lol2:
Niiiiiiiice! Love me some zombie gnomes!
Poor cat.
And yes, Sisko is definitely working the black vampire look.
As well as protecting his balls.
...(and Avery Brooks looks like he's got vampire fangs.)
...And yes, Sisko is definitely working the black vampire look...
Avery Brooks would make a fantastic vampire if he used the personality of 'Hawk', whom he played, from "Spenser: For Hire".
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WhattheIdon'teven...I like the cats.
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Oooooh. Are they pulis?
[eta]Actually, no I dont think they are...muzzles are very long and tapered..
no Dana that's why its WTF! They are Poodles ;)
[COLOR="Silver"]and the plural of Puli is Pulik [/pedantic][/COLOR]
Poodles with dreads?
Rastapoodles!
Pulik, eh? Did not know that!
...They are Poodles...
What happened? They fall into a vat of straightener?
Is it Movember Grav? The date suggests otherwise.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MovemberWhen did Tiger Woods become a soldier?
Hah! That guy does look like Tiger.
Kinda.
Sorta.
Hated to post such a large image, but, ya gotta be able to read it.
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holy. crap.
I want to know how the hell they get back out of there?
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holy. crap.
DO NOT WANT!
All I see is a bunch of dumbasses getting wet. What does "see 1:10" mean? Nothing happens at 1:10.
Darwinism fail.
1.10, 1-10, 1/10, Jan 10, January 10, in an extreme I'd even go along w/ 10-1, or 10.1, or 10/1, or 10 Jan.
I deny, reject, and refute 1:10 as a date.
Pardon me while I draft a resolution.
The blurb says 2nd January 2010.
At 1:10, the camera peers down over the falls to show you just how high and dangerously perched they are. Otherwise you might think the little rapids just drop a couple feet beyond the ledge.
and by the way that view over the watery precipice is within arm's reach of the cameraman while still in the (relative) safety of the pool.
And by relative, I mean his survivors.
yeah, it's the pee in the water.
DOUBLE FUCKING DUMBASSES, is more like it.
Fools. Fools I say.
Thanks for clearing up the 1:10 thing.
Richard Bach left out Part Four.
Jonathan Livingston Seagull died trying to escape from the penitentiary, where he was serving a life sentence for pandering and buggery. Yeah, he kinda went downhill after Part Three.
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Father of the year award.
Not.
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I've actually heard - I'm not sure I
believe, but I recall reading - that that bit at the top of Victoria Falls is actually... unbelievably safe. No more likely to sweep you over than an infinity pool. The only current is at the very lip, and not strong enough to normally pull even a weak person or child over.
They both look terrifying to me, but wouldn't if it were, say, just land, with a lip, and a cliff, without the water. I don't..
like water.
You can see from the picture, and especially the video, that the current at the lip isn't strong, but kids can lurch any which way without any current at all.
Also, while the current may not be strong, you have no idea how strong the lip is, and without the lip, the current could get a bit stronger.
I've actually heard - I'm not sure I believe, but I recall reading - that that bit at the top of Victoria Falls is actually... unbelievably safe. No more likely to sweep you over than an infinity pool. The only current is at the very lip, and not strong enough to normally pull even a weak person or child over.
They both look terrifying to me, but wouldn't if it were, say, just land, with a lip, and a cliff, without the water. I don't.. like water.
Totally digging that hotel. Would love to visit there.
water is heavy. moving water has a lot of momentum. I've stepped in moving water, rivers, streams, beach waves in both directions... it can be treacherous. at the beach I just fall down. in the river I fall down, land on rocks. in that picture, I could fall down and over.. just... no margin for error.
The man at the falls is young enough, he can have more children if he needs to.
Or we could just push his ass over and not worry about those choices in the future.
Or we could just push his ass over and not worry about those choices in the future.
Prolly save a hundred thousand dollars or so too...
ETA: Whoops, I thought we were talking 'bout the kid.
Richard Bach left out Part Four.
Jonathan Livingston Seagull died trying to escape from the penitentiary, where he was serving a life sentence for pandering and buggery. Yeah, he kinda went downhill after Part Three.
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I don't know what that is, but what it ain't is a chicken neck.
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A dude's glass eye?
Got too damn much money?? The folks at
HansenWholesale will mos def help you get rid of some of it.
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lol
That whole thing is like one of those puzzle drawings where you find the out-of-place things hiding in the scene.
You have got to be fucking kidding me...How can you be that dumb and still manage to live to child-bearing age?
:headshake
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Reminds me of the stonehenge napkin drawing in Spinal Tap. Where numbers and dimensions are meaningless to some.
If that happens a lot and the baby survives to adulthood, she'll have a powerhouse immune system cuz you know those little hands are going right into her mouth at the first opportunity.
...she'll have a powerhouse immune system...
I thought the same thing. Either that, or she won't survive infancy.
Come on, now. Do you really think that floor has more germs than the bathroom door handles? Or the shopping cart handles in the outer store? Or the cash money she's going to transfer back and forth with the cashier? Hell, that bathroom floor almost certainly gets mopped by janitorial staff every single day. When's the last time you mopped your bathroom at home?
The baby's fine. Those shoes, on the other hand, those are an atrocity.
The baby's fine. Those shoes, on the other hand, those are an atrocity.
Snicker. I was going to comment on those shoes too.
If that happens a lot and the baby survives to adulthood, she'll have a powerhouse immune system cuz you know those little hands are going right into her mouth at the first opportunity.
http://www.snopes.com/pregnant/3dfilm.asp
Story started by a Brazilian version of the Onion.
Didn't think it was real it read like the Enquirer, and no one "registers children" so I assumed it was foreign it is however WTf ;)
[Samuel L] I have had it with these motherfuckin snakes in this motherfuckin fountain! [/Samuel L]
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Didn't think it was real it read like the Enquirer, and no one "registers children" so I assumed it was foreign it is however WTf ;)
Uh, we do in Britain ...
Really, how do you attach the plate?
The registration number is "tattooed on the back of the neck".
(a gold star will be awarded for quote recognition)
No gold star for me, if I heard those words I'd run like hell. :D
The registration number is "tattooed on the back of the neck".
(a gold star will be awarded for quote recognition)
Oh, Lord, we beseech thee, tell us 'hoo croaked Leicestershire ... or however you lot spell something that doesn't sound at all like that.
Bang on spelling.
Lesstersher
The registration number is "tattooed on the back of the neck".
(a gold star will be awarded for quote recognition)
are we talking about kids or concentration camps here?
That is one awesome idea.
The registration number is "tattooed on the back of the neck".
(a gold star will be awarded for quote recognition)
Oh, Lord, we beseech thee, tell us 'hoo croaked Leicestershire ... or however you lot spell something that doesn't sound at all like that.
I'm sorry, we're all out of gold stars. Would you like some :cheese:, or some :spam1:?
Hey, look, it's a merm---[Size=1]waitaminute...[/Size]
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He's too sexy for his tail. Duh.
i dont get it:confused:
really?
what's the name of the half fish half human? mermaid, right? gravdigr saw the tail and the human and thought Hey! it's a Merm[strike]aid[/strike]...
then neverminded when he saw the beard, indicating a merm
an.
I'm just guessing.
Merman is right, there are loads of merman tales (tails?). There's even a beer brewed not too far from here called that.
I'm sorry, we're all out of gold stars. Would you like some :cheese:, or some :spam1:?
I'd go for the :cheese: but I presume that either the van broke down or the cat's eaten it or it's entirely too runny.
Merman is right, there are loads of merman tales (tails?). There's even a beer brewed not too far from here called that.
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I almost put this in "Idiot of the Day", cause this kid's parents are idiots.
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Ya know, if there was a snake that big anywhere near me, I'd be holding on to mine, too!
As long as the snake is well fed it shouldnt be a problem
I'd go for the :cheese: but I presume that either the van broke down or the cat's eaten it or it's entirely too runny.
Yup :D
Sent by thought transference
Lmao @ the Airplane clip!
As to the well fed snake, that's a big 'if' Dana. ;)
(Actually a big 'as long as') :)
I pause to wonder what determines a mermaid or a merman, seeing how they have no lower sexy parts? DNA? Facial hair? A jaunty hat and a pipe?
I will also take a moment to be offended as to why it isn't mer'woman'. I never let my customers call me barmaid, 'cause I wasn't their maid, unless they started calling the guys barbutler. Merperson? ;)
Maid = unmarried young woman.
The reason we also use 'maid' as a job title, and the reason jobs like 'milk maid' and so on came about, was because young unmarried women did those jobs.
IM you fucking insensitive cunt, bringing gender into this!! Why can't you leave it alone?? A mermaid is female because she defines herself and wants to be called that!!
:D
Just to add to that last point: house maids in particular were always unmarried young women. When they got married, they were no longer maids in either sense of the word :p
So, the phrase 'house maid' is actually equivalent to 'house girl'. She's the household's 'girl' in the same way an apprentice is a 'boy'.
Even before we were married, my wife told me she was not my maid.
She has confirmed this many, many times since we were married.
IM is not a fucking insensitive cunt if she defines herself as a fucking insensitive prick, you cock
But she did clean your coffee cup ;)
*smacks youse guys around for a while*
:)
:lol:
UT, you crack me up! I wasn't going to go there, so I'm glad it was you!
This may the closest thing we have to an actual, living, breathing gremlin.
I would not sleep in the house with this, --this, thing.
(you might have to skip an ad, and make sure your sound is on)
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But .... it's BACON!!!!!
So the kitteh's behavior is perfectly reasonable. :lol:
I've had Siamese kittens who were that intense about their toys and food. They were hilarious.
Looks like a true-to-form Sphynx breed. And a true-to-form bacon aficionado. I get like that too about my bacon...
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I know it sounds a bit funny, but the history of the potato and its social significance is really quite interesting and important.
I heard a guy give a talk on it once. There's more to it than you might think.
First published in 1949, this remarkable book is the culmination of a life-long study of every aspect of the potato. Dr Salaman is concerned first with the history of the potato as a member of the botanical genus Solanum, its adaptation by man as a cultivated plant, and the record of its spread throughout the world; secondly he considers the influence the potato has exerted upon the social structure and economy of different peoples at different times.
The archaeological and anthropological evidence for the early significance of the potato among the peoples of Latin America is discussed in detail with numerous illustrations, but the central portion of the book is concerned with the European, and particularly the Irish evidence. Naturally the Great Hunger is the most dramatic single episode in the entire work, and Dr Salaman does full justice to his tragic theme, concluding with the observation that in Ireland 'the potato ended in wrecking both exploited and exploiter'.
Elegantly written, with numerous vivid anecdotes, Salaman's History has long enjoyed the status of a classic. This revised impression, with a new introduction and emendations by Professor J. G. Hawkes, enables another generation of readers to sample what Eric Hobsbawm has referred to as 'that magnificent monument of scholarship and humanity'.
http://www.amazon.com/History-Influence-Cambridge-Paperback-Library/dp/0521316235
More recent scholarship has looked at the potato in British culinary history and how shifts between diferent staple foods were tied into social change and often became class signifiers. It's amazing how having oats as your staple food crop versus wheat, or having potato as your main starch food or bread could be imbued with all sorts of culturally accepted messages about status.
If they'd tried, I think they could've gotten at least two more 'update's in there...
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Grav, notice the book to the left of the potato book ... it's the same title and author, but clearly a different edition. That book is important, as Dana says.
(Hmm, potatoes an Grav-y, hmmmm...)
Oh and update-ception! Whoah.
Uh...
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Makes a great bar bet....
This may the closest thing we have to an actual, living, breathing gremlin. I would not sleep in the house with this, --this, thing.
Looks like a true-to-form Sphynx breed. And a true-to-form bacon aficionado. I get like that too about my bacon...
Sorry to be all boring-serious-person, but this vid shows irresponsible behaviour.
That's a kiiten. It's being grabbed by the ribcage to be pulled away. They should be holding in front of the front legs, or grasping the scruff.
If it is bacon, it is chewing on cured meat - far too salty for anything other than an occasional treat for grown cats, let alone kittens.
It's dangled by its teeth. No cat should be made to support their body weight by their teeth. Let alone a baby.
And if the owners really didn't want their meat contaminated by high-bacteria cat spit they should have done something other than squeeze it and carry on filming.
No offense to you Grav.
I just don't like it. And yes, I do think Sphynx are beautiful.
The Cyrillic bastidges have been placed on report for their malhandlance of the kitten in question.
The death squads should be showing up in 3...2...
according to tumblr, how a human face develops in the womb.
Embryology recapitulates phylogeny.
(the way creatures develop as embryos closely mimics the evolutionary history of that species.)
so, we evolved from big nosed bears?
so, we evolved from big nosed bears?
Yes. We are now
Man Bear Pigso, we evolved from big nosed bears?
Yes. We are now Man Bear Pig
Excuse me. I read "big" as "pig".
As you were
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Embryology recapitulates phylogeny.
(the way creatures develop as embryos closely mimics the evolutionary history of that species.)
Zen, I rememberd that phrase as "ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny"
So I googled various iterations of the words... this one was unique !
EMBRYOLOGY RECAPITULATES ONTOGENY
The Life and Death of Anna Nicole Smith
:rolleyes:
My wife laughs at this every time we see it.
Yes, this is a real street name. It is in El Paso, TX.
Don't get it, you say? Don't speak Spanish? I didn't get it either the first time, until she told me what it says in English.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I present.... Kill Fat Girls street!
Okay, why doesn't the picture show?
What did I do wrong this time?
Forget to click "upload" maybe?
I do that occasionally.
The URL you used is a web page, not a picture (jpg, etc).
Right click-Properties
:facepalm: oh shoot. my mistake.
Thanks Rhianne.
Eta, because orphan post makes no sense
My wife laughs at this every time we see it.
Yes, this is a real street name. It is in El Paso, TX.
Don't get it, you say? Don't speak Spanish? I didn't get it either the first time, until she told me what it says in English.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I present.... Kill Fat Girls street!
We do these things officially:
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Did y'all know Big Sarge was making a movie?
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Ahaha...ahahahaahahahaha.
Love it.
Ok Dwellars, do your worst. I know it's comin'.
I like how they print the full name and address of the questioner.
It's a shame it's so old, I think I might have married the last guy. What a sweetie.
He runs a toy factory, the dude is practically a Christmas elf!
Wow. Is there a date on that paper? It would be sort of interesting to run that question again now.
All of those guys look like real characters. It's like someone was casting a WWII era movie in Brooklyn. When was the last time you ever heard 'counterman' as a job title?
I reckon they're fake anyway, look at the third guy, Teddy. Who poses for a newspaper photo like that?
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Damn! I'm done storing stuff on SkyDrive.
They walked into an "Italian" restaurant and offered the questions to the "patrons"
jus sayin
They walked into an "Italian" restaurant and offered the questions to the "patrons"
jus sayin
[scratches head]huh?[/scratches head]
Miguel "Mickey" Matos
Frank "The Finger" Desiderio
Teddy "Two-Time" Gallel
William "Double D" Davis
Wow. Is there a date on that paper? It would be sort of interesting to run that question again now.
"The New York Daily Mirror started in 1924 and ceased publication in 1963; this clip seems to be from the late 1950s, and perhaps gives an indication of why they didn't last through the '60s."
This newspaper clipping made recent news apparently.
And an archived 1963 Time article on the death of the Daily Mirror...
I am NOT signing up so I don't know if the article covers the newspaper's You Said It column...
What... Why?
I guess 'brow-broom' was already taken...
might be a shaver, with the stainless steel guard/depth gauge.
Eyebrow combs. But ... Tinckle??? :lol:
The outfit itself isn't a WTF as much as the price is. For a scandalously low price of around $3500,
you could purchase this ensemble.
That's $3500. As in thirty five 100s. A car down payment. Just over 3 month's rent (for me at least). Nearly half of what I still owe in student loans. Three thousand five hundred dollars. The t-shirt alone accounts for nearly half of the cost. HALF.
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My guess is that Zip has a closet-full of that stuff, in similar condition. He should be able to make a mint.
Fixed it.
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I own that t-shirt might be time to work some e-bay magic.
Grav: good one!
My brother has that shirt too. We always laugh at his old holey t-shirts. Wait'll I tell him how much it's worth.
Let me tell you a story about the day 2 fools met:
One day, a complete stranger offered me $20 for this hat:
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I turned it down.
The End
Repair???
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Let me tell you a story about the day 2 fools met:
One day, a complete stranger offered me $20 for this hat:
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I turned it down.
The End
Wildcat fans are crazy. I know, I'm related to a few. In fact, one just graduated from there. ;)
That happened in Bowling Green, home to Western Kentucky University, a school MUCH smaller than UK. It was when UK and WKU faced each other in the playoffs.
Repair???
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That place is right down the street (well, a few miles) from us .... up in Jensen Beach.
I've got one of those T-shirts too.
I think there's about to be a glut on the market.
This is how designer fashion works:
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I can now die happy.
Lustfully...
Pam
What is this I don't even...
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Is it for the swimsuit round of Miss World?
...She can hardly move at all...
High heels for mermaids?
Stilettos for Barracudas?
Flukes for Floozies?
"Come Catch Me Shoes"?
Spikes for Pikes?
Flippers for Strippers?
Fins for Sins?
Pumps for Humps?
High heels for mermaids?
Stilettos for Barracudas?
Flukes for Floozies?
"Come Catch Me Shoes"?
Spikes for Pikes?
Flippers for Strippers?
Fins for Sins?
Pumps for Humps?
:lol:
Love it, V!
High heels for mermaids?
Stilettos for Barracudas?
Flukes for Floozies?
[COLOR="RoyalBlue"]"Catch Me Come Shoes"?[/COLOR]
Spikes for Pikes?
Flippers for Strippers?
Fins for Sins?
Pumps for Humps?
There I fixed it.
Speaking of Chief Joseph...
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Hopefully it will be preserved in a museum.
for 877k it should come with its own museum.
for 877k it should come with its own museum.
For $877k, it better come to my house. At my convenience.
Don't hang it in your convenience. You never know when you might run short of paper...
Get's real interesting at about the 40 second mark.
:eek:
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WTF is that continuous beep/tone in the background? An alarm for water where it ain't supposed to be?
I almost positive I've never been this bored.
Kid let's his buddies fire a piss-soaked [Strike]diaper[/Strike] wad of paper towels, point blank, into his face from a potato cannon.
:headshake
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Why couldn't they have pissed into the bucket directly?
It was probably that, or eat the jizz soaked cookie.
apple juice?
We can only hope.
Lots of querstions in regard to those fellas...
Not a Chris Brown fan?
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Check this out.
Do we have to stone ourselves now? Or just her?
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Not actually a problem as long as everybody is really single.
Its a matrimonial matchmaking site. Those places play within a different set of rules to the dating agency sites.
That this is considered a wtf image is a little sad imo
It's a for profit business, nothing more, nothing less. I imagine it vets it's members the same way other dating sites do (i.e. not at all) and that it's used by the same bunch of comedians too.
Check this out.
Do we have to stone ourselves now? Or just her?
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Would be better if she wore one of these
That this is considered a wtf image is a little sad imo
We're not all surrounded by Muslims, ya know.
I don't know how many 'Meet Muslim Singles' ads you see on a regular basis, but that's a first for me. And I said "WTF?"
And a match-making service involving any religion where a woman can be killed for being seen in public w/a man who is not her husband or relative is absolutely, positvely, without a shadow of a doubt, beyond question WTF. imo
And before any of you get in high gear, I'm speaking of
the ad, not the religion, not the woman in the ad, not women in general, the ad.
Would be better if she wore one of these
I don't know about
better...the whole cover every inch of the woman thing suggests a severe insecurity of some sort, on the part of the men who make such rules.
And a match-making service involving any religion where a woman can be killed for being seen in public w/a man who is not her husband or relative is absolutely, positvely, without a shadow of a doubt, beyond question WTF. imo
That's kind of my point Grav.
That ad is clearly not aimed at muslims living in traditional muslim country. I would imagine it more likely to be aimed at American, or other international muslims. It's one of the modern innovations open to young muslims in countries where the life they lead isn't like that in traditional muslim countries, where there are more systems in place for them to find marriage partners.
The women being stoned for being seen outdoors with a man other than her husband doesn't really come into play for most American muslims, I imagine.
[eta]sorry Grav. Not intending to get at you. I understand you personally aren;t surrounded by muslims. But there are a fuck of a lot of them in the USA. Many of them born and bred American citizens.
...Many of them born and bred American citizens.
:eek:
I don't know about better...the whole cover every inch of the woman thing suggests a severe insecurity of some sort, on the part of the men who make such rules.
By "better", I mean more WTF.
For a while I kept getting targeted email for Jewish dating sites, kosher catering and flatshares for Shomeret Shabat (in places where the communal areas were lit all Shabbat and the lifts automatically stopped at every floor). That was a bit WTF.
Then I remembered I'd entered a few competitions in a Jewish magazine, through a Competition Finder website.
What? They had great prizes!
I did delete myself from their contact list. They may have lied about sharing my details but I didn't think it fair to take that out on individuals looking for love/ customers/ someone to share the bills.
You realise, I hope, that this isn't really a 'muslim' site, it isn't run by muslims or anyone interested in Islam. The people running it have countless sister websites for just about every racial and national group on the planet. It's just a business.
And yes, there are countless other sites like it out there with most of them, as Dana suggests, aimed at muslims looking to meet someone outside the country where they currently reside.
I think some of you are so unhappy in your lives that you are only happy when you're fucking up somebody else's happy.
Infinite Monkey was right, some of you just suck the fun out like it's your purpose in life.
I wish I'd never posted the goddamn pic.
Jesus Grav, I said I was sorry and didn't mean to get at you. There's no need to get personal. That image struck you as wtf. The fact that the image struck you as wtf ...struck me as wtf.
Maybe I should just stop fucking posting here.
Hey Grav,
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...Muslim... Many of them born and bred American citizens.
I can name three personal friends off the top of my head that fit this description. I don't understand your shock/smiley.
http://www.odditycentral.com/pics/japanese-photographer-tries-to-keep-love-fresh-forever-by-wrapping-it-in-vacuumed-plastic-bags.html
I hope he remembers to unwrap them before he heads out of the studio!
WTF. I wouldn't do that. They are very trusting. I bet they are unable to get themselves out of that bag. Their lives are in the photographer's hands.
That's a vacuum bag. We used them in school for clamping down odd shaped laminations. Not only is there no air in there, you wouldn't be able to expand your diaphragm if you could. The pressure they develop is immense.
A few years ago there was (probably the same guy) a Japanese porn fetish thing with vacuum bags.
I swear, the Japanese need to get off their island more.
eta
I just watched the video in the link. It's not the same thing as we used in school, this has much less vacuum.
"odd shaped laminations"
I'm sure i had that ailment once, the doctor gave me cream to rub on it
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Aw bless. She was only trying to help.
Spanish church mural ruined by well-intentioned restorer
From the Guardian (Sam Jones)
Somewhere in the north-eastern Spanish city of Borja, an elderly woman is probably praying that the road to hell is not really paved with good intentions.
There can be little doubt that the woman, identified only as an octogenarian local, was just trying to help when she noticed that the face of the scourged Christ on the wall of a small church in the city was looking a bit faded, and decided to freshen it up a bit.
Sadly for her – and Elías García Martínez, the 19th-century artist who painted the mural – her brush skills were not quite up to the job.
The unnamed amateur has transformed what was once a pleasant, if unremarkable, Ecce Homo into something that more closely resembles a bloated hedgehog than the image of Jesus before Pilate.
Tasty? :eek:
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Two pounds? How many would that take?
I hope it's free range.
Tasty? :eek:
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Actually, yes,
really tasty if you ask me.
Why do us dumb English speakers insist on treating the dog breed named after the state as the only use of the name?
because of the preponderance of usage in that context
You know Ibbs don't lump me in with your "dumb " comment I know what this is but in the context of this thread I was trying to be entertaining while you are being annoyingly pedantic...:rolleyes:
[ I raise Chihuahuas its funny]
Aw bless. She was only trying to help.
Spanish church mural ruined by well-intentioned restorer
From the Guardian (Sam Jones)
Even though she has effectively trashed that mural (lol) it actually looks really good. Kind of like that English artist who does the postcardesque pictures. Can't recall the name now.
You know Ibbs don't lump me in with your "dumb " comment I know what this is but in the context of this thread I was trying to be entertaining while you are being annoyingly pedantic...:rolleyes:
[ I raise Chihuahuas its funny]
Welcome back to the cellar, Nirvana!
This person deserves a Nobel prize of some sort:
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Also: When ya gotta go, go soon, don't wait.
After three beers, you're pretty much certain to piss your pants struggling with that rig. :lol:
hangs head in sha- Hey! Wait.
That jeans zipper idea assumes the jeans button will comfortably contain the wearer in the first place... :unsure:
Back-to-school wtf's.
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Just a pony in scuba div---what in the fuck?!!
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See Horse?
Me Horse.
Sea Horse, Me SeaHorse!
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Now that's truth in advertising.
What kinda lights?
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This made my brain hurt.
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The cannonballs never reached the bottom? Do they still exist, are they floating half-way down? Are they struck to the side of the mineshaft? WTF with the cannonballs? What happened w/the cannonballs?
I wondered at that wording, too. I can only guess that they went into some side shaft or onto some ledge, but that's not really a great demo of the Coriolis effect, unless they found which shaft or ledge, and showed that it was in the expected direction.
You know it's hot when...
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that is a great picture!!
I have a picture very similar to this from the air show earlier this summer... but instead of telephone poles and birds, it was grounded aircrafts on display and little families hiding under the wings...
I totally do that. If it's a hot sunny day, it's significantly cooler in the shade of a pole, and if you are waiting to cross the street, there's always a pole nearby.
handy for reading the display on your phone too.
I totally do that. If it's a hot sunny day, it's significantly cooler in the shade of a Pole, and if you are waiting to cross the street, there's always a Pole nearby.
Does it work with immigrants of any other nationality though?
Only the ones from Northern climes.
Does it work with immigrants of any other nationality though?
:lol2:
Does it work with immigrants of any other nationality though?
Scandinavians.
hahahahaha. That took me a moment.
I can't wait for my moment....
WTF, is it "new", or is it "original"?
I need to know whether to feel cheated, or not.
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I've had this one for a while...
WTF is going on in this pic? Why are we having so much fun at a helicopter crash? Only the kid seems at all concerned, giving it the ol' "Oh, the humanity!!" bit. The person behind the tree seems to be thinking...I don't know what the hell she's thinking, but, it sure doesn't seem to be "Holyfuckinshittheresahelicoptercrashing!!!"
And the dude with the kid, why is his chin bloody? And the other dude, I don't know what he's doing, but, again, too damn happy about the whole thing.
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Maybe because they're the ones who shot the helicopter down?
Incredible picture. Modern cameras are sooo fast.
I think the reactions are more of the holycrapdangerwhatshouldIdo?! than hahaisn'tthatfunny!
That was quite awhile ago, I think I read at the time the people had cleared off the open ground in the park so the helicopter could land... some dignitary or something.
It's very early in the crash so they haven't had time to react, they're still in wtf mode. It's not like the thing fell out of the sky, it was landing and clipped something causing it to tip over.
The guy with the camera was probably taking a picture(s) of the landing so everything was set, but yes they are very fast now. Here's an example.
That'll probably buff out.
Re helicopter crash, given what Bruce has said I applaud the man with child. With the small amount of reaction time he had, he immediately turned away and shielded the boy. Good on you Dad.
Re the chap levitating over the yellow lines, ouch. That's gonna smart. Might want to think about buying a pair of leathers if you ever ride again.
This is brilliance.
Take a photo of your clean, empty sink.
Print the photo.
Place photo on top of dirty dishes.
And there was much rejoicing.
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The hard part is the clean empty sink. ;)
the canon ball would float.
My Philosophy of Physical Science prof. said so.
Creepy fuckin' water...
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I do not drink wrinkled water. Nuh-uh.
Wrinkled water means there's a T-Rex coming.
♪ ♫ You got to learn how to fall
before you learn to fly
And mama, mama, it ain't no lie
Before you learn to fly
Learn how to fall ♫ ♪
But since the secret to flying is to throw yourself at the ground, and miss, learning how to fall well will make it harder to do it wrong!
Is all that stuff flying out of the guardrail just loose gravel from the side of the road, or was the helmeted dude riding a coal car down the highway?
Awesomeness...but still kinda wtf.
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♪ ♫Sign, sign, everywhere a sign
Blockin' out the scenery, breakin' my mind
Do this, don't do that, can't you read the sign?♪ ♫
I left this pic bigger so you could actually see some of these signs. So many WTF signs, I hardly know where to start.
Some of the standouts:
'God Hates Jedi'
'God Hates PORGs'
Bender w/'Kill All Humans'
An apparent Dwellar w/'Fuck God'
'Is This Thing On?'
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PORGs?
People of restricted growth?
Driving down the highway somewhere west of Geelong and suddenly there were giant chickens! :thumb:
I left this pic bigger so you could actually see some of these signs. So many WTF signs, I hardly know where to start.
Some of the standouts:
'God Hates Jedi'
'God Hates PORGs'
Bender w/'Kill All Humans'
An apparent Dwellar w/'Fuck God'
'Is This Thing On?'
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ok ok enough the the God hates fags things. I get smoking is bad
Bender will kill all humans *snort*
ok ok enough the the God hates fags things. I get smoking is bad
:lol2:
I saw this sign a lot along the Yarra River boardwalk in Melbourne. So I wondered what it meant.
No more then 10 people with no feet may hover over bicycles
Actually I think it means to watch your speed as it is a shared path but you would never know as the bicycle riders never went slower then 30 kmh.
You may not hover more than 10 feet over a bicycle.
You may not travel more than 10 feet on a bicycle while standing backwards on it with one foot on the seat and the other on the handlebars, while wearing white shoes.
10 points if both you and the bicycle both land in the circle when dropped from a helicopter.
Next 10 feet: Only bicyclists and moonwalkers.
that's Peter Griffin!
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FSM bless us all.
You must be a "10" to bike here.
In other words, no ugly bikers.
Jenga.
Doin' it wrong.
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Blue mouse & bokeh.
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Upon second inspection, that may be a rat.
Bokeh? Had to Google that. Thanks. :thumb:
Me too. I thought bokeh must be a type of bench.
I previously would have called it "something in the foreground that so takes my interest that I don't notice that the rest of the photo is blurry"
I'ma call it bokeh too, now.
That is definitely a rat. Mouse ears are rounder and larger compared to the head than a rat's ears.
Saw this in Melbourne. While you stop in at the Chemist to get a prescription filled why not get a new body piercing! ;)
That is definitely a rat. Mouse ears are rounder and larger compared to the head than a rat's ears.
probably escaped from Estee Lauder.
Saw this in Melbourne. While you stop in at the Chemist to get a prescription filled why not get a new body piercing! ;)
Or, if you're stopping in for a tattoo, why not pick up some antibiotics. :haha:
probably escaped from Estee Lauder.
Easy breezy beautiful cover rat?
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Me too. I thought bokeh must be a type of bench.
I previously would have called it "something in the foreground that so takes my interest that I don't notice that the rest of the photo is blurry"
I'ma call it bokeh too, now.
ok, but how are you going to pronounce it? like bouquet? or Boca?
BO-ka
(which might be how you pronounce Boca, but that's another word I don't know)
ok, but how are you going to pronounce it? like bouquet? or Boca?
It's a Japanese word, so I'd guess Bo-keh, like meh?
It's Bow-Kah. Spanish for "mouth". Yes, the city is named "Rat Mouth" in Spanish.
According to Wiki, usually BOH-kay, or sometimes BOH-kə, but I still don't know how to pronounce a rotated e.
According to Wiki, usually BOH-kay, or sometimes BOH-kə, but I still don't know how to pronounce a rotated e.
It's pronounced like the a in about.
Unless you're Canadian. ;)
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interesting read
I first learned about "bo-ke" or boke in 1995, from Carl Weese, who learned about it from our mutual friend the oracular and extreme Oren Grad, who holds eight Master's degrees, three Ph.D.s, and an M.D., and who evidently taught himself Japanese so he could read Japanese photo magazines. (Perhaps I exaggerate these facts, but only slightly.) I then commissioned and published three articles about it in the March/April 1997 issue of Photo Techniques back when I was editor — one each by John Kennerdell, who is an American ex-pat living in Bangkok, Oren himself, and Harold Merklinger, a high-ranking research scientist in the Canadian defense establishment. It's one of the few issues of that magazine that sold out. My own contribution was...er, a letter. I decided that people too readily mispronounced "boke," so I added an "h" to the word in our articles, and voilá, "bokeh" was born. A Google search for the word "bokeh" just now resulted in approximately 13,300 hits. Seems the idea's gotten around.
Actually, to be precise, what I had noticed was not just that people mispronounced the word as it was commonly spelled, but that they had a tendency to ridicule it, making lame jokes about it as if it rhymed with "smoke" or "toke" or "joke." Actually, even spelled boke, it is properly pronounced with bo as in bone and ke as in Kenneth, with equal stress on either syllable. It is a Japanese word meaning, roughly, "fuzzy," and it is used to describe old people with cobwebs in their heads among several other things — including the out-of-focus areas of photographs, which, I'm told, might more specifically be referred to as "boke-aji."
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and here's some more
tasty knowledge about how it happens
the oracular and extreme Oren Grad, who holds eight Master's degrees, three Ph.D.s, and an M.D., and who evidently taught himself Japanese so he could read Japanese photo magazines.
Holy higher education, Batman!
Only a WTF in a metaphysical sense. Mostly just a holy shit deep, philosophy and shit picture.
Commits the fallacy of composition though.
A physicist is a carefully arranged bunch of atoms trying to understand atoms.
Which is still pretty mind blowing.
I left this pic larger, cuz, I want you to read the big yellow sign dead center (almost) of the explosion.
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Shouldn't that read "Entering Vehicle Out of Control Zone"?
Holy $#!&!!!
What a moment, and what a picture to catch it.
One of the most important skills in life is being able to recognise those very rare moments when it suddenly becomes absolutely necessary to pull the big red emergency handle NOW!
Commits the fallacy of composition though.
A physicist is a carefully arranged bunch of atoms trying to understand atoms.
Which is still pretty mind blowing.
Ahh, the fallacy of composition. Trips them up every time!
Silly physicists, they're soooo reductionistic!
I was thinking about this idea this morning. Studying atoms in order to understand life is like studying bricks to understand houses when what is of deeper significance is who built the house.
Studying DNA seems, to me, a more compelling subject and of greater purpose.
cf
The cosmic Serpent, DNA and the origins of knowledge.Studying atoms in order to understand life is like studying bricks to understand houses when what is of deeper significance is who built the house.
cf The cosmic Serpent, DNA and the origins of knowledge.
I agree, foot3. Thanks for the link! I have to get that book.
I was thinking about this idea this morning. Studying atoms in order to understand life is like studying bricks to understand houses when what is of deeper significance is who built the house.
Studying DNA seems, to me, a more compelling subject and of greater purpose.
cf The cosmic Serpent, DNA and the origins of knowledge.
...sort of like studying a watch to discern a watch-maker ?
...or a bible to find... wait wut was the question?
...or a bible to find... wait wut was the question?
Gutenburg
Isn't that a sheep cheese?
That's a gutsy question...
Could I borrow a couple o' quarters?
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...or a bible to find... wait wut was the question?
Now don't dismiss the bible, I smeared lamb's blood on my front door and haven't had an unwelcome visitor since. :haha:
What? No rump roast? I could feed an army, here. :lol:
The bricks are made from atoms, as is the brick maker. Am I missing the point?
Yes you are. You need eves with those atoms to get enough to finish the house.
Filename refers to 1924...but, still...W. T. F. man?
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That calls for a two-handed face-palm.
You're just trying to deny your salt-eating heritage.
Salt-lover!
I readily admit to being a salt-lover.
When I cook pasta, it's practically in brine.
I prefer to be called a Salt Sympathizer.
It is. I'm about ready to contact the NACL. :mad:
It is. I'm about ready to contact the NACL. :mad:
Haggis!
Offered without comment...
NY Times
KIM SEVERSON
October 14, 2012
Christian Group Finds Gay Agenda in an Anti-Bullying Day
On Mix It Up at Lunch Day, schoolchildren around the country
are encouraged to hang out with someone they normally might not speak to.
The program, started 11 years ago by the Southern Poverty Law Center
and now in more than 2,500 schools, was intended as a way to break up cliques and prevent bullying.
But this year, the American Family Association, a conservative evangelical group,
has called the project “a nationwide push to promote the homosexual lifestyle in public schools”
and is urging parents to keep their children home from school on Oct. 30,
the day most of the schools plan to participate this year.
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The swirl around Mix It Up at Lunch Day reflects a deeper battle between
the Southern Poverty Law Center, a civil-rights group founded 41 years ago in Montgomery, Ala.,
and the American Family Association, a Bible-based cultural watchdog organization in Tupelo, Miss.
The association says its mission is to fight what it calls the “increasing ungodliness” in America.
The law center recently added the group to its national list of active hate groups,
which also includes neo-Nazis, black separatists and Holocaust deniers.
Association leaders, in return, have gone on the offensive, calling the law center
a hate group for oppressing Christian students and claiming its aim is
to shut down groups that oppose homosexuality.
There's a lot of mindless hate out there. It saddens me.
Wishes do come true!
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I see this dude all the time downtown! The cops actually kinda like him from what I've heard. He's more amusing than insulting.
The file size of this is too large to post, and I don't want to hotlink.
But check this crazy contraption out.
http://i.imgur.com/TjSjN.gif
Serious darwin award material, but looks like fun.
I've watched waaaaay to much America's Funniest Videos to watch that without cringing.
Those poles are strong along their axis, but far less so in the direction that they're being whanged about.
The elastic cords, stretched to extremely high tension, aimed at that guy's crotch. Need I say more?
Not clear what kind of harness the rider's in, but I would hope it's equivalent to an acrobatic parachute harness.
Different strokes... I'll be watching for this one on AFV.
The angles are important too. The poles are pretty close together. I can picture hitting one. Or the ground. :thepain:
The angles are important too. The poles are pretty close together. I can picture hitting one. Or the ground. :thepain:
They don't look close together to me. Nor does it appear that the rider could easily reach the ground.
http://www.outdoorlife.com/articles/gear/2012/04/atv-video-human-slingshot-or-horizontal-bungee-jumping
edited to add:
this appears to be the real original source.
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The elastic cords, stretched to extremely high tension, aimed at that guy's crotch.
I suspect that is one of the guy's girl-friend who got talked into it.
"Of course I'll do it, honey. I'll do anything just for you"
I wonder how they're attached... Is it one single line from pole top to pole top? Or is it a pair of lines from pole top to harness and pole top to harness? I would think that the second layout would be stronger. I can't imagine the strain at the apex of the elastic at the harness.
I am kind of curious about how bungee jumper cords are terminated/affixed. I'll go look that up.
The key is the symmetry of the launch. If you start a bit off to one side...
The key is the symmetry of the launch. If you start a bit off to one side...
... you get a different sort of angry birds
WhaaaaaaaaaaaatTF?
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On a freaking plane no less.
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The climbing photographer: that is the sort of shit I could imagine my bro doing.
Darth Vader as a fetus?
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WhaaaaaaaaaaaatTF?
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Now the guy climbing without a rope is really crazy
Please see the GIF at
http://cheezburger.com/6674553856
Whaaaaa?
Okay, bobcat and fawn are natural foes, that I get.
That they fight, I get.
WhyTF are they fighting in someone's living room?
WhyTF are they using a laundry basket in combat?
And ... bobcat? More like BobPUSSY!
They're just having good clean fawn.
I'm not sure that's a fawn. It may be some non-whitetail deer with a small body. Most deer fawns have spots. Also the deer in the .gif has a back/body shape that suggests something other than your typical whitetail.
Cool though.
They're just having good clean fawn.
[Homer] Doe! [/Simpson]
hhaaahahahahahahahahhaha
doesn't look good for him. he's *not* playing possum.
Fuuuuuuu
Guffawed out loud and felt ashamed about it.
lmao!!! :lol2: whenever i have a bad day....i'm gonna look at this pic!
That was outstanding.
Next time I got access to one of those balloons, I am soooo looking for roadkill.
I went out of my way, after the first couple of days of the Shuttle getting across L.A., to avoid the pics of said trip. It just got old real fast for me.
Apparently, I missed some cool pix, like this one. I saw this pic and literally said "WTF?" Took me a minute.
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"Uh, could you back up a little please?"
Excellent. If you didn't know the lead up to that picture, it would really be a WTF.
raccoon pic
Funniest pic I've seen in a long while.
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Only now he noticed that he'd planned the garage too small.
What in the fish-n-chips is going on over there anyway?!
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I know, right? Mushy peas are horrible.
Faggots:
They were one of my favourite things to eat as a kid.
I know, right? Mushy peas are horrible.
Well, they don't roll off your knife at least.
Faggots:
They were one of my favourite things to eat as a kid.
So ... they look like more than just your standard meatball. What's the recipe?
So ... they look like more than just your standard meatball. What's the recipe?
British cuisine, Ortho....We prolly don't want to know what's in it.
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Faggots are an old-fashioned British food, and one that has sadly fallen out of favor in recent years. Traditionally Faggots are made from offal, usually pork, and from the bits of the animal that are generally discarded; the heart, the liver etc making Faggots a cheap and nutritious dish...
British cuisine, Ortho....We prolly don't want to know what's in it.
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Ah, yes. Heart and liver meatballs. Did I mention I was vegetarian? :rolleyes:
they look like they taste like pumpkin pie
Actually, my favourites were always the 'Mr Brains' Faggots, which, unlike traditional faggots were made of liver and bacon.
I ain't eatin nothing's organs.
I've even stopped eating chicken livers.
An ex bf used to complain about how much gizzards and livers cost at KFC. I'm like "you do know you're paying for 'guts' right? Do you know what a gizzard IS?" He didn't want to know.
I don't eat organs either. My grandma used to feed me beef heart and everyone thought it was so cool that I liked it but honestly I was a little kid and just thought it was a name...when I thought of 'heart' I thought of this:
:heartpump
So now I don't knowingly eat organs. Just like 'presentation is key' so is knowledge that it's really just 'guts.'
I mean, we're not in the great depression anymore where we have to eat feet and stuff. Grandma ate all that weird stuff.
..."Do you know what a gizzard IS?"...
No one knows what a gizzard is.:headshake
I got that I Want My Hat Back for my youngest niece. It's hilarious.
No one knows what a gizzard is.:headshake
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actually, it's where hen's teeth are kept.
Hurricane Sandy prep.
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Whaaaaat .... really?
Re eating organs, or not - if muscles are okay to eat, why not organs? Liver I understand, it's the biggest detox dump. Brain, CJD, I get it. The rest is just weird texture. Okay, and forget the gallbladder ... :greenface. But if you're going to eat a creature, why be wasteful?
I am all about texture.
It's like an orange. I don't want to eat the rind, but if someone else does, or they want to make OJ out of it, or scents, or whatever, that's fine.
But I'm not eating organs. Or feet. Or snout. I'm just not. I mean...you gotta draw the line somewhere and if you find some organs to be OK then so should liver or gallbladder or (shudder) gizzards or penis or...well, I'll stop now.
Why, earlier today a dwellar almost ate a dick. :lol:
Anyone who enjoys hot dogs or sausage has eaten plenty of penises, lips, snouts, and other such things, after all. ;)
But I'll give you the texture issue, in that some people gag on certain textures. If they're all blended up, though, most of us would never notice.
Skin is an organ. And I enjoy a crispy roasted chicken skin.
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Anyone who enjoys hot dogs or sausage has eaten plenty of penises, lips, snouts, and other such things, after all. ;)
But I'll give you the texture issue, in that some people gag on certain textures. If they're all blended up, though, most of us would never notice.
Hahahahaa! True. I remember selling these nasty 'hot' hot dog like thingys at the bar...came out of a jar that sat there forever. First ingredient listed: beef lips. :lol:
Skin is an organ. And I enjoy a crispy roasted chicken skin.
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Oh fine. :p:
OK...I'm all about texture and I'm all about not eating innards if I know about it. ;)
I am totally grossed out and nauseous and it's you guys' fault.
Everything you can see of that chicken is an organ. And it looks delicious.
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grrrrrrrr
Can we get off the organ moniker? You know what I mean.
Guts. I should've stuck with guts. I won't eat guts. I hate that chicken's guts! ;)
infinite monkey, turn away now! skip this post! do not click on that link, don't do it!
for the rest of us
http://www.gastronauts.net/First ingredient listed: beef lips.
Next trip to the grocer, pick up a package of souse meat. Read the ingredients (involuntary, full-body shudder). I did once.
Once.
First three ingredients: Ears, snouts, tails...and then came the chemicals I cannot even begin to pronounce.
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Regarding Glatt's all-organ chicken...
Breast is an organ? On a chicken? The breast is a muscle, ain't it not? Is the human bicep an organ, or a muscle? Wait. Are organs muscles? Are muscles organs? Can ya play a muscle at church?
Am I binge drinking, or am I exercising my liver?
I'm here all week, try the chitlins.
...for the rest of us
http://www.gastronauts.net/
Chicken heart kebabs.
'S all I'm saying.
Everything you can see of that chicken is an organ. And it looks delicious.
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Where did they find such a huge lemon?
Maybe it's a really tiny chicken.
Well I'll see your "Mr Brains" faggots and I'll raise ya one haggis...:D
Haggis
This is an authentic recipe from Scotland and the ingredients and methods of cooking may be unfamiliar but we hope you enjoy the results.
Ingredients
1 sheep's stomach or ox secum, cleaned and thoroughly, scalded, turned inside out and soaked overnight in cold salted water
heart and lungs of one lamb
450g/1lb beef or lamb trimmings, fat and lean
2 onions, finely chopped
225g/8oz oatmeal
1 tbsp salt
1 tsp ground black pepper
1 tsp ground dried coriander
1 tsp mace
1 tsp nutmeg
water, enough to cook the haggis
stock from lungs and trimmings
I've not eaten haggis.
Too hard to catch.
I've not eaten haggis.
Too hard to catch.
You have to pick the right time of year.
LemonParty (SFW Wiki link), for the unbelievably uninitiated among us...
A guy I went to school with used to intentionally misquote "There's a party in your mouth --and everyone's coming." as "There's a party in your mouth and everyone's invited."
He even tell waitresses when they asked how the food was, "It's like a party in my mouth and everyone was invited."
It seemed funny at the time.
So the quote originally intended to say that everyone was coming in your mouth?
Do you know what a gizzard IS?
So the quote originally intended to say that everyone was coming in your mouth?
Yeah. I think it went something like, "There's a party in your mouth and everyone's coming."
Sort of very gross and creepy threatening at the same time.
Very gross and creepy.... am I the only person on Planet Earth who isn't familiar with stuff like this?
As one of the unbelievably uninitiated in the crowd, thanks for the link, Grav ... um ... I think. This place is an education and a half.
Very gross and creepy.... am I the only person on Planet Earth who isn't familiar with stuff like this?
As one of the unbelievably uninitiated in the crowd, thanks for the link, Grav ... um ... I think. This place is an education and a half.
You
were. Sometimes it's better not to click on links.
I never heard of the lemonparty thing either, ortho.
I miss a LOT not having my boys here with me.
It's so goddamn nice...
*sips lemonade*
but in my day, a lemonparty involved a tablet with a 714 on it. Now those were the days....
Yeah. I think it went something like, "There's a party in your mouth and everyone's coming."
Sort of very gross and creepy threatening at the same time.
Bukkake?
lemonparty...
an all-time classic.
one of the three top ones.
I will not investigate lemon party at all.
Top three...along with goatse and tubgirl?
I will not investigate lemon party at all.
You are wise ... wise, I say.
For the same link also told of goatse and tubgirl, and now there are three mental images I must try to scrub from my brain.
You are wise ... wise, I say.
For the same link also told of goatse and tubgirl, and now there are three mental images I must try to scrub from my brain.
AnandamideAnandamide
Wow! So I need to eat chocolate and scarf down some acetaminophen and I'll generate endocannabinoids that inhibit breast cancer cell growth ... talk about win-win. :thumb:
Chocolate - the high is real ;)
Top three...along with goatse and tubgirl?
DING!!! We have a winnah!
it's... hypnotizing...
Footfoot are you missing something? ;)
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Hell, ya can buy chicken feet and pig's feet, why not Feet feet?
I know, right? Why do they paint their buildings such drab colors? Get some color in that town. STAT.
Seriously, Check out the shitty stucco repair, match the color or paint it. C'mon, people.
C'mon. Beige paint ain't that hard to find.
speaking of bourbon...
wtf?
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But ... Bourbon is whisky made from corn.
Am I missing something?
I notice the spelling is different.
Ah. After googling it, apparently the spelling is 'whiskey' in America and Ireland, and 'whisky' in Canada, Scotland, and Japan. So maybe the Maker's Mark brand is owned by Canadians, Scots, or Japanese? Or maybe they like the cachet of 'whisky' vs 'whiskey'? Or maybe they just don't care how they spell it. :rolleyes:
Eta: Apparently Maker's Mark is one of the few American companies to use the Scottish/Canadian/Japanese spelling 'whisky' on its product. I found one web page that mentioned this is done to honor the founder's Scottish heritage; it may refer to Burke, who sold the distillery to Samuels in 1953.
Whisk[e]y purists will argue that whisky and whiskey are two different things entirely. I call bullshit, but.
but you don't know what you're talking about.
Whiskey vs. whisky
The difference between whiskey and whisky is simple but important: Whisky usually denotes Scotch whisky and Scotch-inspired beverages, and whiskey denotes the Irish and American beverages. The word itself (both spellings) is of Celtic origin, and modern whisky/whiskey distillation practices originated in Ireland and Scotland. Using whiskey to refer to Scotch whisky can get you in big trouble in Scotland.
http://grammarist.com/usage/whiskey-whisky/
Before we get going, let’s define the liquor in general:
No matter how you spell it, whisky/ey is an umbrella term for a type of spirit distilled from a mash of fermented grains.
Now let’s look at some different types:
Within the broad category of whisky/ey are many sub-categories, including bourbon, rye, Tennessee, Scotch, Irish, and Canadian style whiskies. The manufacture of each of these types of whisky/ey is guided and regulated by the government of the spirit's country of origin. As a result, Canadian whisky, for example, is a whole different animal from Scotch whisky, Irish whiskey, and American-style whiskeys such as Tennessee, bourbon, and straight rye.
(Okay, so far, so good. Maybe at this point, you’d be happy to enjoy a glass of the stuff no matter how it’s spelled. But if you've ever wondered why the word often appears different ways in different contexts, read on...)
Now things start to get tricky:
American and Irish liquor producers (and copy editors) tend to favor the spelling WHISKEY, while Canadian, Scottish, and Japanese producers (and copy editors) tend to favor (or should I say, favour) WHISKY.
The controversy:
So we have two things going on here: copy editing style and actual liquor style. The big question is: Are WHISKEY and WHISKY just two different spellings of the same word, or are they two slightly different words describing two separate groups of spirits? What do you do if you're a resident of Scotland writing about Irish whiskey or an American writing about Canadian whisky?
A solution:
Up until quite recently, The New York Times tackled the problem by spelling everything the American way (with an E), regardless of the spirit’s country of origin. From Kentucky bourbon to Islay malts, everything was “whiskey” to The NYTimes. But then, last February, the venerable newspaper made a decisive change.
After receiving a raft of complaints from some serious Scotch whisky drinkers, the paper re-tooled its approach to follow that of many specialized spirits publications, spelling each type of spirit according to the way favored by its country of origin. So, while American-produced varieties such as bourbon, rye, and Tennessee - as well as the Irish stuff - kept their previous NYTimes-styled "whiskey” spelling, the stuff from Scotland, Canada, and Japan now would be referred to as “whisky.” Makes a lot of sense, I think.
Whiskey/whisky nmemonics:
Here’s a quick way to remember how some of the world’s biggest producers spell their products:
•Countries that have E’s in their names (UnitEd StatEs and IrEland) tend to spell it whiskEy (plural whiskeys)
•Countries without E’s in their names (Canada, Scotland, and Japan) spell it whisky (plural whiskies)
http://www.thekitchn.com/whiskey-vs-whisky-whats-the-di-100476
(We needed a new squirrel around a tree argument. You're welcome.)
♪ I'll learn to work the saxophone
I'll play just what I feel
Drink Scotch whisky all night long
And die behind the wheel
They got a name for the winners in the world
I want a name when I lose
They call Alabama the Crimson Tide
Call me Deacon Blues ♫
i have to say irish whisky is the best, far better than most bourbons
Yeah, but is it Booze or Boose? ;)
•Countries without E’s in their names (Canada, Scotland, and Japan) spell it whisky
Add India if you like.
Just depends where it comes from. I would never describe Jameson's or Jack D as whisky. Or single malts from Arran, Oban or suchlike as whiskey.
Horses for courses.
Or, as a friend of mine used to say, arses fuck arses (you can make it work if you use a West-Country accent).
I am anal.
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hahahahaha. I was looking at it for a while before I figured out what I was seeing.
Heheh...kinda like the old trick, if someone is riding with you, and then they fall asleep, and then you're lucky enough to pull in behind a car on a towtruck, and then you scream, and then your passenger jolts awake, and then sees the car coming straight at them, and then shits themselves...
Heheh...kinda like the old trick…
I bet you're a lot of fun, Grave. :D
I have my moments...
Laughter makes you live longer.
I might live forever!
Would you use this ATM?
What if it's 2 a.m.?
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Only if I've got rubber gloves!
I guess her siren is broken?
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That was one of your funnier moments Grav. I'se laughing.
I could hear the little siren from here.
My octopus, it haz wingz.
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Did you ever know that you're my hero?
You're everything I wish I could be
I could fly higher than an eagle
For you are the octopus beneath my wings
This genetic engineering and cross breeding has gone too far. Flying sharks, maybe, but flying octopi? Tentacles in the sky? No thank you!
To the tune of Riders in the Sky...
Did you ever know that you're my hero?
You're everything I wish I could be
I could fly higher than an eagle
For you are the octopus beneath my wings
This made me laugh my tits off.
This made me laugh my tits off.
I hope you kept track of them. They can probably be reattached. :D
Great news!
I JUST bought a roll of double sided tape!
I'll be right over!
So long as Ibby doesn't pinch* them first.
*hey, works either way. ;)
This made me laugh my tits off.
:( They were such lovely tits too.
Up next on today's episode of "Gary Busey Is Batshit Insane":
Pray for the best, prepare for the worst, here come the hobbits.
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I think he may have confused hobbits with Mexicans.
Dana does have nice tits. I'd swap hers for mine - except then I'd be fat-with-small-tits which is one of nature's cruellest tricks. At least I can make men smile at me on buses just by having lively sweater puppies.
Dana got the brains, I got the OAPs.
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It just needs a full stop after pants and a comma after don't.
I bet he does...
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Obamacare Vasectomy Clinic, now open
So.... Weird?
The power just went out in the super dome.. F'realz.
The next commercial was for bud light "lucky chair"...
Made me think a SF fan had just visited the man.... I can hear it now--" electricity is not really my thing. (enter beautiful girl dressed in electrician's outfit) "I'll do it. How much luck do you need?"
LOL
If they don't tell him to leave when he gets there they have to pay him it is the Jettisons doctrine
Well, it's a Seinfeld kind of day.
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It's like Game Of Thrones. They take birds with them to carry messages back home.
It's like Game Of Thrones. They take birds with them to carry messages back home.
Them there ain't no
messenger boids.
Them there ain't no messenger boids.
Depends on the message one wishes to send...
What do ya mean----OW, OW!!OWWMYEYE!!
I wonder...do they get frequent flyer miles?
I wonder...do they get frequent flyer miles?
Double miles for the birds
Well, it's a Seinfeld kind of day.
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Richards was funny I feel bad that he went down in a flaming ball of racism
He said some stupid shit, but I don't think he's really a racist.
We've all said stupid things before, but when you're a celebrity, it gets noted. If there's a pattern, maybe you can draw a conclusion, but if it's just one episode of stupidity, I tend to cut some slack.
I agree. A bunch of assholes were being a bunch of assholes and I can understand getting really pissed off and saying shit you normally wouldn't say. Really. I understand that. Though I've done it in my head and to one close friend (ahem, job stuff, you wouldn't understand.) He handled it badly. He reacted instead of responding, because believe it or not people might feel hurt when you treat them like shit, and those people might not have the best coping skills immediately available to them at the moment.
Richards has said:
He said, "I busted up after that event. It broke me down. It (his insult) was a selfish response. I took it too personally, and I should have just said (to the heckler), 'Yeah, you're absolutely right. I'm not funny. I think I'll go home and work on my material and I'll see you tomorrow night.' And split (left), or something... (but) I lashed out in anger. I should have been working selflessly that evening."
Richards also used the opportunity to thank Seinfeld for standing by him during the backlash, telling his pal: "Thanks for sticking by me. It meant a lot to me. But inside, it still kicks me around (bothers him) a bit."
And there ain't nothin' sacred in a verbal encounter: I don't care who's been oppressing you for 300 years. You big enough man to start shit? Be big enough man to take shit. (Or woman.)
Now, if you'll excuse me I'm heading off to the White Woman Think Tank they are holding on campus, so we can discuss how far white women have come and be all proud and stuff by excluding people of color. Really? That's racist? Well...that think tank doesn't exist. You might want the other think tank down the hall. :cool:
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I'm sorry, but I can't call you a racist until you've paid...
Paid...attention? Dues? For gas grass or ass?
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...gas grass or ass?
Ass, Gas, or Grass...Nobody Rides For Free
[SIZE="1"]Ah, that takes me back.:rolleyes:[/SIZE]
Firsts:
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I agree. A bunch of assholes were being a bunch of assholes and I can understand getting really pissed off and saying shit you normally wouldn't say. Really. I understand that. Though I've done it in my head and to one close friend (ahem, job stuff, you wouldn't understand.) He handled it badly. He reacted instead of responding, because believe it or not people might feel hurt when you treat them like shit, and those people might not have the best coping skills immediately available to them at the moment.
Richards has said:
And there ain't nothin' sacred in a verbal encounter: I don't care who's been oppressing you for 300 years. You big enough man to start shit? Be big enough man to take shit. (Or woman.)
Now, if you'll excuse me I'm heading off to the White Woman Think Tank they are holding on campus, so we can discuss how far white women have come and be all proud and stuff by excluding people of color. Really? That's racist? Well...that think tank doesn't exist. You might want the other think tank down the hall. :cool:
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And what is nuttier is that Strom Therman said and did a lot more racists things, like filibustering the civil rights act, and got to keep his job.
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so
this guy actually invented the world wide web?
What the Fuck? I though it was Al Gore!
In Soviet Russia, Up pushes You.
so this guy actually invented the world wide web?
What the Fuck? I though it was Al Gore!
Al Gore just sponsored a bill that allowed for the creation of the internet.
He was honored during the Olympic opening ceremony. A whole segment on Britain's technological achievements in the modern age culminated in his appearance.
The NBC commentators with not a shred of irony, said they didn't know who he was and would need to google him.
Here he is talking about how the world wide web happened.
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[QUOTE=DanaC;854978]Here he is talking about how the world wide web happened.
That's the first time in quite a while that I've sat thru an entire 25-min video.
His style of delivery is somewhat erratic, but once you get used to it the second half is well worth while.
But I think he misses a point when he is critical of people who are only using computers
as the "white thing" that they open and link to the web, instead of writing new programs.
Today, computers and programming are akin to automobiles.
Ford and Chevrolet are no longer different cars, except maybe to a few "auto-junkies",
and MS, Apple, and IBM are no longer different computers, except to a few "computer-junkies".
If you want to create something new in either of these fields,
you have to swim upstream against a current of what already exists.
Whatever "new programming" is do-able now has to be compatible with what already exists.
Unfortunately, today's CEO's of MS, Apple, Google, FB, Twitter, Ebay, the chip-makers, etc.
have turned away from creativity ("programming") and are only tinkering around the edges,
or are engulfed in profit-making via patent-infringement battles with one another.
I did very much like his final urging... to use creativity to develop something new starting first,
not with the technica or material aspects, but with changing human interactions.
Unfortunately, today's CEO's of MS, Apple, Google, FB, Twitter, Ebay, the chip-makers, etc.
have turned away from creativity ("programming") and are only tinkering around the edges
I don't know about that.
I'm pretty amazed at what my cell phone can do. Video phone calls. Streaming videos to my TV. Asking it questions verbally and getting the answers spoken back to me. Dictating emails and web posts. And it's a computer that comes with me wherever I go.
Just how often should we expect a huge new advance? We didn't have any of that in one package two years ago.
I don't know about that.
I'm pretty amazed at what my cell phone can do.
Video phone calls. Streaming videos to my TV. Asking it questions verbally
and getting the answers spoken back to me. Dictating emails and web posts.
And it's a computer that comes with me wherever I go.
Just how often should we expect a huge new advance? We didn't have any of that in one package two years ago.
But that is exactly what I mean by "only tinkering around the edges"
What is "creative" among those functions ?
Aren't they just applications of technologies that have been around for a while ?
Smaller and faster are only advances or twisting of existing technologies.
I agree, we should not expect huge new advances on a
regular basis.
But technical areas (fields of endeavor) do grow, mature, and become resistant to further change.
Progress becomes stepwise, and human activities follow along with the current state of technology.
IMO, on the other hand, creativity brings about something new in human activities or understanding, and changes the future.
For example, Pascal's concept leading to a hydraulic circuit to run heavy machinery
was more than just a stepwise technical advance... it was a new concept.
And was an early demonstration of the value of basic research !
Likewise for things such GPS and DNA and even concepts such as "corporations" or "intelligence".
Again in my opinion... creativity in the areas of computers
and smart phones is nearing the status of cement.
All that is left seems to be financial exploitation.
All a computer can do is move 1s and 0s around. That's what a computer is.
If you're looking for a new invention that can physically do something, you need to be looking at something other than computers. Computers will control the device, but the computer will still just be moving 1s and 0s around.
All a computer can do is move 1s and 0s around. That's what a computer is.
If you're looking for a new invention that can physically do something,
you need to be looking at something other than computers.
Computers will control the device, but the computer will still just be moving 1s and 0s around.
Sorry Glatt. We seem to be speaking to different issues.
In the last part of Dana's video, Tim Berners-Lee is speaking to the concept of "creativity"
and saying that it does not come by starting at the technical level.
Instead, it comes from those ideas that change human endeavors.
He more or less says to his audience that to be "creative",
they need to start with new ideas that change human behavior.
Obviously, the internet (web) did that...
and FaceBook, tho it was not so intended, also has done that.
Also, Visicalc->Excel was another example of creative software that made such a change.
But now (IMO) adding voice recognition or streaming videos to the TV set... not so much.
For a while, Google was on that path by creating applications
that changed our access to information (search / maps / shopping / translations, etc.)
but now they are going in different directions (i.e., gathering $),
and they do recognize that the creativity of their work force is diminishing.
So they are constructing a whole new complex of buildings they hope will "foster creativity".
Sorry Glatt. We seem to be speaking to different issues.
Yeah. I didn't watch the video, so that's probably it. I still don't really understand what you're talking about. Those things you cite as significant steps look just as incremental to me as what's been happening with smart phones in the last 2 years. I think Google maps are very cool, but paper maps with notations existed before Google maps. Google just linked up more stuff to the maps than was possible before.
I might be beating a dead horse, but I want to make sure it's clear. The World Wide Web protocol was indeed invented by Berners-Lee. But the WWW is not the Internet. It is one of many protocols that run on/through the Internet.
There's lots of room left for creativity in the area of computers and the Internet. There are infinite possibilities. We just need to think of interesting things for them to do.
But that's the hard part. If it were easy, we'd still be in the dot com bubble.
The creative push these days is in M2M (machine to machine) communication and interaction.
That's a waste. What do rats communicate to each other, the weather?
They might be good on toast...?
The Rat-Brains can fetch the gold!
That's a waste. What do rats communicate to each other, the weather?
Mostly politics.
:biglaughaTouche! :smack:
Facebook...You're doing it wrong.
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NSFW, dude!
Please move to the WTF NSFW thread.
Yeah, acrylic nails are seriously WTF? but that should be in the WTF NSFW thread.
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Last pic:
"On second thought I need the exercise, I think I'll walk."
"Why drive when you can fly?"
"I drive a Beemer"
:lol2: you slay me!
Re the second-last ad: yikes :eek:
"Buzzed driving is drunk driving."
Cat logic.
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Non... rien de rien
Non je ne regrette rien
Ni le bien... qu'on m'a fait
Ni le mal, tout ça m'est bien égale...
Non... rien de rien
Non... je ne regrette rien
C'est payé, balayé, oublié
Je me fous du passé...
Avec mes souvenirs
J'ai allumé le feu
Mes chagrins, mes plaisirs
Je n'ai plus besoin d'eux
Balayées les amours
Avec leurs trémolos
Balayés pour toujours
Je repars à zéro
Non... rien de rien
Non... je ne regrette rien
Ni le bien, qu'on m'a fait
Ni le mal, tout ça m'est bien égale
Non, rien de rien
Non... je ne regrette rien
Car ma vie... car mes joies...
Aujourd'hui... ça commence avec toi...
"Net Wt. - 1 Pickle"
No shit.:eyebrow:
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Is that a metric pickle or the old imperial pickle?
It's an SI units pickle. Measured in kilos rather than grams.
That's a dilly of a find there, Gravdigr.
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How'd they get a picture of my prostate?
"Remove sunglasses before entering tunnel"
How did they know I was wearing sunglasses?
Changing tack somewhat, headline in paper yesterday......
Top Sunni preacher supporter of Assad among 42 killed after suicide bomber targets mosque in Damascus
First time suicide bomber has detonated explosives inside a mosque
Explosion struck as al-Buti, an 84-year-old cleric and religious scholar
Bombings blamed on Islamic extremists fighting with rebels are common in Syria's two-year-old civil war...
Now don't get me wrong, I'm not making fun of the atrocity, but the line "First time suicide Bomber", has anyone ever heard of a second or third time successful suicide bomber?
:smack:
There was the case of the Kamikaze pilot who panicked and made a safe landing...
Wtf, man?
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When you text that number you get a message saying: See? We told you so.
Is that a metric pickle or the old imperial pickle?
Looks like a jew pickle to me. I don't see a foreskin, but that could just be the camera angle and the packaging.
Now don't get me wrong, I'm not making fun of the atrocity, but the line "First time suicide Bomber", has anyone ever heard of a second or third time successful suicide bomber?
:smack:
Achmed, the dead terrorist perhaps?
http://youtu.be/qJm9sNQemE4
JR
Achmed, the dead terrorist perhaps?
'Cept he wasn't even successful the first time - premature explosion. :D
'Cept he wasn't even successful the first time - premature explosion. :D
They have a pill for that now.
Inception nature...
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Seriously gross. Fish eating other fish are gross; snakes are orders of magnitude grosser. :greenface
Is that an Ouroborus Interruptus?
Is that an Ouroborus Interruptus?
Only if your folks walk in on you...
A wild boar on Rogaine, whathefuckisthatthing???
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A wild boar on Rogaine, whathefuckisthatthing???
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R.O.U.S.?
Just a puppy dog in the wind.
and it seems to me
you lived your life
like a ...
like spittle in the wind?
A Puppy in the wind. c'mon people, work with me here.
Thass not a puppeh.
Just sayin'.
and that's not my bellybutton! :unsure:
It's okay, that's not my finger!
Can you spot what's not right in this
photo? (NSFW, and try to ignore the words at the bottom)
I :heartpump DDT.
If only we could make Eagle eggs stronger.
;)
It is a good finishing move...
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Inception nature...
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Snakerfishin
Amazing.
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I ain't spending 45 minutes to verify, but, I think they made an amateur porno flick.
I'm almost positive. Not the kind of thing you can unsee.
ETA: I thought so. Google Image search 'hensel twins porn'.
We've all seen amplified phones before...
...but, not like this one.
If the description can be trusted (it can't be) this here phone ain't no regler ol 12.5 decibels of amplification, it amplies to tune of 125 decibels!!!
That's rock concert level ampage right there...
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And less than hunderd buks...just plug the ol Stratocaster right into the handset!
The road have a problem.
http://imgur.com/a/wnGYT:lol2:
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DDT is less harmful to humans than most modern pesticides.
DDT is less harmful to humans than most modern pesticides.
DDT did a job on me, now I am a real sickie.
Doesn't mean the newer stuff can't still be worse. :)
It isn't good for you but it does have a lower LD50
Ohhhh ... truly wtf. :yeldead:
I warned you about the space aliens, but did you listen? Nooooooooooooo.
Damned drunk steam-roller driver, couldn't even see an elephant in the road.
Fosters. It's Australian for 'What elephant'?
Dumbo's 'Macy's Day Parade' balloon?
another
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Hide!
Let's talk about the elephant in the room.
Or a wolf in elephant's clothing.
(What have I missed?)
So I was at work today and a chap dropped in with a "critical review" of a psychology research article. The profs had given them a short list of eminently criticisable articles.
Just look at the title of this article, and think about what this involves.
Lysergic Acid Diethylamide: Its Effects on a Male Asiatic Elephant
Louis Jolyon West, Chester M. Pierce and Warren D. Thomas
Science
New Series, Vol. 138, No. 3545 (Dec. 7, 1962), pp. 1100-1103
(article consists of 4 pages)
Published by: American Association for the Advancement of Science
DOI: 10.2307/1709491
Stable URL: http://www.jstor.org/stable/1709491
:eek:
Spoiler/warning: [COLOR="LemonChiffon"]the elephant dies[/COLOR]
It was a hopelessly badly done experiment, using a single elephant for which they had established no behavioural baseline and which already had a tusk infection, which they shot with a tranquiliser dart loaded with 3,000 times the human dose. I was too busy to get the details, but the poor beast seemed to be suffering, was given some other drug, and soon died, apparently of asphyxiation. Nothing was learned, except not to let freaked out trippers shoot loads of LSD into elephants to see what would happen.
I thought Leary spelled the ground rules out pretty clearly:
Set and SettingWarner Bros had it covered, though:
There's nothing in the rule book that says an elephant can't pitch. So PLAY BALL!
Or trip balls, as the case may be.
I thought Leary spelled the ground rules out pretty clearly:
Set and Setting
a pleasant and rare surprise from you, sir. I can follow along many of your references, having some preexisting knowledge of the thing you're talking about, beer, photography, biking, baking, eggshells, whatever. This one was not one of those. Thanks for expanding my mind, man.
a pleasant and rare surprise from you, sir. I can follow along many of your references, having some preexisting knowledge of the thing you're talking about, beer, photography, biking, baking, eggshells, whatever. This one was not one of those. Thanks for expanding my mind, man.
Definitely worth reading his autobiography, and
Terrence McKenna's If only we could dictate Set & Setting all the time... [SIZE="1"]sigh[/SIZE].:drool:
Set, setting, and how about not taking a #$%&ing massive overdose, eh?
Well that's the government's fault. By making it illegal (driving it underground), they've made it impossible to know the strength of the shit on the market. Consumer Reports ain't testing it... well, at least not publishing their results.
Set, setting, and how about not taking a #$%&ing massive overdose, eh?
Chicks can't hold they smoke.
I was referring to the dosage given to the elephant, which was a known but huge quantity ... but, yeah. That. Amongst many other reasons why prohibition does more harm than good.
OK, mr. literal pants,
Elephants can't hold they smoke.
Seriously, of course it is fucked up. What the fuck were they even thinking? Why do we need to even know how LSD affects elephants in any dose? The Asiatic Candidate?
One of the dumbest, most ignorant things I've ever read. It sounds more like a bunch of psychopathic teenagers coming up with a convoluted rationalization for pulling the wings off flies.
Link to a pdf, your link doesn't work w/o a library card.
http://www.psych.ufl.edu/~steh/PSB3002/LSDelephant.pdfAt best what will happen the elephant will paint some tripper pictures?
Regarding the image of the elephant skin being put on the model, I guess for a museum display; reminds me of the Jewish tailor robot scene in Sleeper.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VV2N4KSh3x4Regarding the image of the elephant skin being put on the model, I guess for a museum display; reminds me of the Jewish tailor robot scene in Sleeper.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VV2N4KSh3x4
I believe that's what's happening...
A $10,000 spite-fence in PDX.
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The neighbors are still haggling with their insurance companies and the City.
They say a crane is necessary to remove it, because it is laying atop both houses.
Sir Charles, Li'l Dewayne, and Shaq. Li'l Dewayne is looking more The Pebble, than The Rock in this pic.
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Well, he is Li'l Dewayne.
I think this is the right thread for this little headline.
Well .... DUH!
Oh, is that what "beat myself up" means? :blush:
At first glance I thought this was wind-whipped waves.
Nope. Fog.
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You wouldn't hit a guy wearing glasses, would ya?
Oof!! Ow, my eye!
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You left a Jew on a cross?
Here's a left cross on your jaw ...
Well, what did you expect, it's open mic night. Up next is Dave from accounting!
Still in Israel, here
http://imgur.com/a/0kNav are pictures of an abandoned strip club.
Err, an abandoned
underwater strip club.
Sasha Baron Cohen promoting his new film?
Still in Israel, here http://imgur.com/a/0kNav are pictures of an abandoned strip club.
Err, an abandoned underwater strip club.
The former restaurant still maintains its web page.
http://www.redseastar.com/restaurant-en.phpZen & Glatt, wow!
That place is gorgeous.
I'm more sad that the restaurant closed than the strip club (not being a place that suits my personal tastes) but it's worse yet to think it's just abandoned.
I'd like to live there. Well, apart from the fact it's not in the most stable socio-political region of the world.
But you get cold & cloudy seas otherwise.
The most recent review on Yelp said the food and staff at the restaurant were terrible. That was 2 years ago. The view is very cool though. Too bad they didn't get some decent food in there.
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Halfro?
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Buy New Zealand, our centimeters are bigger.
OK, we'll measure it to be sure it's fair.
5 for you, 6 for me, give or take the rounding error
Buy New Zealand, our centimeters are bigger.
Well, it's one longer, then, innit?
Who the fuck are you quoting?
Nigel Tufnel (paraphrased).
Go home, Iceberg. You're drunk.
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Sharkception?
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.... something wrong with that picture.. I wouldn't expect to see the big fish eat the little fish tail first, y'know?
still, cool picture.
You come up behind your dinner, you open your mouth.
Boom!
Ehrmahgerd, he's hungfirv!
Cownnabis?
Mooooo-nchies?
I'm in udder disbelief.
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It's [Strike]a boat-in-a-boat, er, it's a ship-in-a-ship, I mean, a boat-in-a-ship, ship-in-a-boat[/Strike] in Baltimore.
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The smaller of the two is ~265 feet.
that is a *lot* of drydock.
The Coast Guard yard, in Baltimard.
Dave Chappelle predicted the future!
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come on.
serious question, really, did they really ask that? I know, I know, they live in bottomless pits of ignorance, I know. they didn't really put that question on the screen though, did they?
It's FoxNews...what do you think?
thank you Mr Holmes!
I'm relieved, truly. it's (kinda) funny, but just not believable.
Yeah I've done a ton of work with typography and fonts, and that is not the font FNC uses, between the talking head and the crawl. That looks like a simple compressed Helvetica/Arial. What they actually use is much more horrible.
I mean, look at that! Would you just look at that?
Look how wide the G is, and the C, and the O... and then look how thin the T and R and E are.
Look at "2012" and notice that there is only a little space between the 2 and the 0, and then, a lot of space between the next numbers. This is called kerning, and this font's kerning is all wrong.
To a font person, the whole thing looks like somebody just vomited the letters out and left them where they landed!!
And then, are they using a black drop shadow on a mostly black background?!
It is an abomination. In fact, somebody did this shit on purpose. So it would be newsy but not slick newsy.
it took me a beat to realize that you're critiquing their real work, not the impostor
Sounds like the imposter did too good a job with the font and kerning. They should've lowered their standards!
Damn, can they get any lower?
I mean, look at that! Would you just look at that?
Look how wide the G is, and the C, and the O... and then look how thin the T and R and E are.
Uh... G? :flycatch:
Looking again at the original, I would agree that the font and unusual spacing in 2012 is deliberate. I think they do it because they know the resolution on crappy TVs can be really low and they want the final two digits of the year to be legible. The 12 part looks bigger than the 20 part.
It's funny cuz it's true...
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One of my sons had a very different experience with weed. It destroyed his life. Not everybody smiles.
I will never give up weed.
This picture is real, and
it's been confirmed by NASA.
Frog Photobombs NASA's LADEE Launch:
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Hah! When I was a kid, my sociopathic neighbor had a model rocket hobby, and more than once, he put frogs in the rocket between the cotton wadding and the parachute so they would pop out at 150 feet and fall to the ground. It looked a lot like this.
"Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiibbbbbbbbbbbbbbiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttt!!!!!!"
:lol2:
Frogs used to say "croak".
Do you remember who changed it to:
Roger Ribbit?
The Frog Prince?
Undertoad?
I googled it and there are a surprising number of serious conversations as to which frogs actually 'say' ribbit. For one thing, many say that 'ribbit' is mostly an American thing. But really, we assign thses 'words' to animals but aren't they onomatopoeic?
Except for my cat Toones (miss you so much old buddy, even after all these years) animals don't tend to enunciate very well. Toones very clearly SAID "Me-ow" as if he were a professor of inguistics. But he was part human too.
Any hints, Lamp?
I imagine when I say 'moo' to a cow in a field while driving by, which i do, that cow is thinking 'what the fuck is she talking about?'
Garry Shandling on the subject: the cow is like "hey, there's a cow driving that car! How can he afford THAT?"
Any hints, Lamp?
The time was 1968
Although Kermit is older (1955), I don't think so.
The earliest reference I found for Kermit and "ribbit" is 1979
here
But it did happen on TV (not Sesame Street).
Warner Brothers? That entertaining frog...omg he would come out "Hello my darlin' hello my baby, hello my ragtime gal" until someone showed up, then "Ribbit"
But was that earlier than 1968? Hmmmm...
You know, Michigan J Frog just may have said it earlier (1955) ... (
wikipedia)
I could not actually connect MJ Frog and "ribbit" and I'll take your word for it.
BUT... in terms of actually changing America's word for what frogs say,
I believe it was later (1968) (on TV) and on CBS...
No, it was two brothers...
Sorry, gotta go now...
IM, The Smothers Brothers Show ... YES
This bit about "ribbit" has an important place in TV censorship
and the U.S. anti-war protest movement of the 60's and 70's
This my version of it's history, much of it from memory, some from later reading
about the battle the Smothers Brothers had with CBS and censorship of TV at the time.
It started with a simple skit on the Show with frogs sitting around a pond
saying "ribbit" in background rhythm to some song that Tom and Dick were singing.
This skit evolved into several versions to fit with whatever "shtick" they were doing that week.
Tom and Dick appeared in "frog" costumes, and the "ribbit" was a running joke
as it replaced "croak" and became a part of American culture.
Then later, as Tom & Dick, the writers, and guests got into their feud/war
with the CBS censors, the "ribbit" took on a different role.
The show became highly political and the writers would deliberately
insert things they knew/hoped with be cut by CBS censors.
They would set up a joke where the audience could anticipate
the punch line, but then would substitute "ribbit".
The audiences loved it and the censors were infuriated, in part
because CBS had contractually given the Smothers artistic control over their Show.
Of course, CBS finally terminated the show in 1969.
Those shows on YouTube have now been deleted... maybe due to copy write.
But there are references to scripts in libraries about "ribbit",
especially one episode in 1968 (8 - 62), but even these have been deleted from the links.
That's really interesting. I had no idea.
I have recollections of The Smothers Brothers Show. I thought Tom was so cute (I thought Jim Stafford was cute too, so what are you gonna do? My grandma and I watched that together sometimes.)
I was born in '64 so I have very vague recollections. Was it ever shown in re-run?
Michigan J. Frog didn't 'ribbit'. He croaked. Before he died, I mean. I assume he's dead, he may still be in that box, for all I know.
It's the higher-pitched frog sounds (like tree frogs) that are associated with 'ribbit'.
Michigan J. Frog didn't 'ribbit'. He croaked. Before he died, I mean. I assume he's dead, he may still be in that box, for all I know.
Au contraire, mon frère:
The man in the original cartoon, who discovered the frog in the cornerstone of an 1892 building under demolition, tosses Michigan and the green metal box he came in into the time capsule for the Tregoweth Brown Building, a soon-to-be dedicated skyscraper. In 2056, when a construction company (consisting of men in spacesuits) razes the building with disintegration guns, another person (very similar to the first, but bald) discovers the metal box, with Michigan still alive inside, and the process repeats.
~wiki
OK, so he didn't croak...but, he didn't ribbit either.
No one ever said he did, liebchen. my answer was incorrect.
And as I said before, it is onomatopoeia. Ain't no frogs actually 'say' ribbit.
The cow don't even 'say' fucking moo. k? ;)
and if'n they need milking its Merrrah!
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Ehrmahgerd, a ferg!!
Now, is that frerg croaking, or ribbiting?
I call that a ribbit.
OK, so he didn't croak...but, he didn't ribbit either.
No one ever said he did, liebchen. my answer was incorrect.
In
that instance, by 'croak', I meant 'die'. And he didn't, you were correct there.
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strange. it appears as though the croak/ribbit/whatever/frogvoice happens on the inhalation, not the exhalation.
You are all incorrect. Mrs Z. has reminded me that froggies say nee-deep.
How high's the water froggy?
Nee-deep.
I may have posted this elsewhere, apologies, if so.
Ya know whut? Apologies anyway.
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I imagine when I say 'moo' to a cow in a field while driving by, which i do, that cow is thinking 'what the fuck is she talking about?'
Garry Shandling on the subject: the cow is like "hey, there's a cow driving that car! How can he afford THAT?"
I do this, too. Does everybody?
I don't know if I'll ever have this much free time and money on my hands.... but I suspect that this might be the kind of idiocy I could get up to if I did...
short attention span version:
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the whole video:
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skater looks like footfootfoot's older, insaner brother
...right now!! DO IT!!!DOITNOW!!!!!
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Dial-A-Llama...seems legit.
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Grav ... keep posting.
That must be Romney's Lama Service.
:lol2:
Grav ... keep posting.
Ya talked me into it.
:D
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Hahahahahah. Street name hahahahahaha.
WTF, Instagram?
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That might be a Russian Mi-26.
Wikipedia quote:
...the largest and most powerful helicopter ever to have gone into production.
But, unless the plane has been hollowed out, that's in the neighborhood of
75,000 pounds of airplane (McDonnell-Douglas MD-80-ish looking plane) it's lifting.
Wow.
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All that's assuming it's a genuine pic.
The pic could be genuine. That's what an Mi-26 is built for so it's possible. Nice picture.
Wiki gives 44,000 lbs capacity for the Mi-26.
Could they have whittled 15 tons or so off of/out of that plane and still have that much plane left?
I'm still pretty impressed.
Spoiler:
The time it takes you to figure out that Luke is the writer is inversely proportionate to your nerd level. Seems I'm a 7 of 12. I got it in the 5th paragraph.
The username is "flossdaily"?
link failure, you joker you.
Doesn't it look as tho there would be a tremendous pressure on that front landing gear/doors/?? ?
Probably still less pressure than when they are actually stopping a moving plane on the runway, though.
link failure, you joker you.
I think something has changed in the default behavior for my browser and/or the link box; I've had several cut&paste errors recently, where I've duplicated, omitted, or in this case something in between, the preprovided "http://". Too late to edit this one, but it should be obvious where it goes.
Doesn't it look as tho there would be a tremendous pressure on that front landing gear/doors/?? ?
No, the tie to the landing gear just has to keep the loop from sliding up the fuselage. No where near the strain on the lifting loop.
Found in town the other day:
Ok, If you had hidden cameras, why advertise it?
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And why taunt thieves/vandals?
They had three of these signs in their yard, btw...
Found in town the other day:
Ok, If you had hidden cameras, why advertise it?
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And why taunt thieves/vandals?
They had three of these signs in their yard, btw...
I'm guessing, one less door lock or window pane to replace . . .
1.) If the cameras are in an obvious place, the vandals could just disable them.
2.) They don't really want to go to the hassle of taking video to the police, they just want the crime to stop.
3.) Real cameras are a lot more expensive than a few signs.
And why taunt thieves/vandals?
?
I mean, it's all I can do to resist taking their signs.
But you won't because you're a good guy, not because you might get caught on camera... right? :eyebrow:
Well, I was gonna wear a cape and Bozo hair...:D
Well, I was gonna wear a cape and Bozo hair...:D
OMG that is SO not nice!!!!! :eek:
OMG that is SO not nice!!!!! :eek:
Wearing the cape and bozo hair or stealing the signs? :haha:
Alright, alright...What if I just put on the cape and Bozo hair, and run around their yard like I'm flying?
Well, you people are no fun.
Here, look at Steven Tyler, ugliest old woman ever.
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That looks like my mother
People say I get my looks from her
HolywhattheIdon'teven?!?!
Jack Daniel's Single Barrel Select -
by the barrel.
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$10000/barrel = ~240 bottles, saves you something like $2500 vs by the bottle.
There are a few perks, too, at the link. Watch the vid.
You are welcome, ladies...
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HolywhattheIdon'teven?!?!
Jack Daniel's Single Barrel Select - by the barrel.
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$10000/barrel = ~240 bottles, saves you something like $2500 vs by the bottle.
There are a few perks, too, at the link. Watch the vid.
that was interesting, too bad I like almost every other whiskey more than I like Jack Daniels.
...too bad I like almost every other whiskey more than I like Jack Daniels.
Me, too, V.
At least try the Single Barrel Select sometime...It's much better than reglar ol' Jack. I can also heartily recommend Jack Daniel's American Forest, if you can find any, I'm not sure they still make it.
Wtf is 'Islamic Home Financing', and how is it different from 'Home Financing'?
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It won't carry interest charges. That would count as usury.
Really interesting wiki article about it:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_bankingIslam prohibits lending money for interest, and there are particular setups that allow loans to be made without violating that prohibition.
It won't carry interest charges. That would count as usury.
Really interesting wiki article about it: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_banking
Yeah, I ain't about to read all that rfn...How does "Guidance Residential" make money on an interest-free home loan? In a sentence. Or two.
This thread has been going for nine and a half years.
Yeah, I ain't about to read all that rfn...How does "Guidance Residential" make money on an interest-free home loan? In a sentence. Or two.
There are a few different ways. One way is, rather than loaning you the money to buy a house, they buy the house on your behalf and then you pay them back for it, whilst they retain ownership until the debt is cleared. They make the profit by selling the house to you at higher than the asking price - instead of their profit coming through interest it comes directly from the sale.
There's more to it than that, but we've reached the limits of my ability to understand bank stuffs.
Sounds like the difference between dope, and weed.
So, it's semantics, then?
Thanks for the info, Dana.
Sounds like the difference between dope, and weed.
So, it's semantics, then?
Depends on how they calculate the difference in price. There's no compound interest. I would guess that the price difference is usually less than what one would pay in interest on an interest-bearing loan over 30 years, with the tradeoff that paying off early has little to no benefit.
There are a few different ways. One way is, rather than loaning you the money to buy a house, they buy the house on your behalf and then you pay them back for it, whilst they retain ownership until the debt is cleared. They make the profit by selling the house to you at higher than the asking price - instead of their profit coming through interest it comes directly from the sale.
There's more to it than that, but we've reached the limits of my ability to understand bank stuffs.
you're too modest, this is actually a solid gold explanation. excellent!
Sounds like the difference between dope, and weed.
So, it's semantics, then?
That's enough of your anti semantic comments, sir.
That's enough of your anti semantic comments, sir.
How can anyone be anti semantic ?
Without semantics there wouldn't be any babies.
C'mon what kind of world would that be, no bridges, highways, or damns. Think man! Think of the...
I saw this video making the rounds over on Facebook.
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I like Geena Davis, but this is like a really bad Saturday Night Live skit that causes you to turn off the TV and go to bed. She makes so many awkward gags that I was left wondering if the whole thing was made up. Is she for real? Is this really a thing? Or is it all a joke? I'd like some actual empirical data and a link to a study or something to back up the claims. What does donating money even do? Fund a new movie? Is she fighting for the children, or for actresses looking for voice roles? So many questions. This video is one big WTF for me.
"Yeah see, Timmy...."
One of my favorite actresses, ever since I saw her in a tv comedy series many years ago.
I first noticed Geena Davis because that she is quite tall AND she stands up straight !
...and, she's an archery bunny.:joylove:
This can't be real.
Can it?
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I saw this video making the rounds...I like Geena Davis, but...She makes so many awkward gags that I was left wondering if the whole thing was made up. Is she for real? Is this really a thing? Or is it all a joke? I'd like some actual empirical data and a link to a study or something to back up the claims. What does donating money even do? Fund a new movie? Is she fighting for the children, or for actresses looking for voice roles? So many questions. This video is one big WTF for me.
The Geena Davis Institute on Gender in Media, yeah, it's a thing. The woman she cites as conducting the research
is real, too.
Examining 5,839 characters, a recent study of 129 top grossing G, PG, and PG-13 films theatrically released between 2006 and 2011 showed that less than 30% of all on screen speaking characters are girls or women. The ratio of males to females on the silver screen is 2.53 to 1. Other findings revealed that females are still more likely than males to be depicted in a stereotypical (i.e., caregivers, romantically involved, lacking employment) and hypersexualized (i.e., sexy attire, nudity, thinness) light. Further, females are far less likely to be shown in films as holding clout and powerful positions in political (e.g., Senators, Representatives), financial (e.g., CEO, CFO, COO, GM), or legal (Supreme Count Justices) arenas.
I want me one of them 'hypersexualized' ladywimmins.
I want me one of them 'hypersexualized' ladywimmins.
Me To, but only in my mind:p:
This can't be real.
Can it?
Yes and no. Floppies don't hold much so yes it would take that many, but no that would be stupid. Oh wait, I forgot, this is the internet... probably someone out there did it. :haha:
So give me ten lashes with a wet noodly appendage for posting "reindeer" before Thanksgiving ;)
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So give me ten lashes with a wet noodly appendage...
That's the sexiest thing you've ever posted.:whip:
:p:
Nirvana's 'reindogs' reminded me I had these stashed back.
The artist, Lauren Ryan, makes these out of pipe cleaners. I almost forgot those things existed.
The girl has a talent...and she's fun to look at, too!
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Wow. They're frickin awesome.
I'm buying these IPADS for my daughters.
Keryx says that is not funny.
What could possibly go wrong?
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One penny for a 'lighted' cigarette.
I'm buying these IPADS for my daughters.
Damn, that's one huge pad.
Sent from my iPad using
TapatalkSomebody done forked up the spoons.
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In nature, you don't often see perfect geometrical shapes, at least not on human sized scale. Sure, planets are spheres. And I suppose you can get molecules to form gemetric shapes. And crystals. But the point is that it's very rare. Most stuff is lumpy and weird shaped in nature.
So check out
this perfectly round ice disk. Formed in an eddy in a river as it spins and rubs against the shore, cutting it into a round shape like a lump of clay on a potter's wheel. Or a piece of wood on a lathe.
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It's happened before.Wasn't one of those ice discs an IOtD way back?
That's what I thought but the archive is too large now!
I think it was on site with the old water wheel. Bruce sent me a link. I think. :bolt:
Could be, Buster, but it would have been a couple years ago at least.:confused:
Wow. I mean, I figured, but, WOW!
Size matters.
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Really? Is this necessary?
Wow - I would NOT want to see some people on that. Although, it may make for some good stories......that end up with someone in jail...
This is either fake, to some degree, or, this is the most badass chopper pilot in the history of man:
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My biggest doubts are on the pick-ups...I just don't see how he's getting hooked up that fast.
He's obviously not getting paid by the hour.
I'm skeptical.
He starts slowing down to drop the load, so the load swings out to the drop area, and he turns at the same time so the drop area and the load are behind him. How can he see the position of the load to drop it? It's swinging behind him.
And the pickups are very fast. If I were on the ground hooking up the loads, I couldn't do them that quickly. And if you screw up and he takes off while you're holding the line, you're as good as dead.
I believe it. Maybe there's a claw that grabs the trees.
Same guy. Maybe the same crappy camera man
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I believe it. Maybe there's a claw that grabs the trees.
I don't think so, you can see some sort of knuckle that stays attached to the helo swinging thirty or so feet beneath it...some sort of quick-release device.
After watching both vids again, I'm actually equally impressed by the ground crew. They've got what looks like ~5 seconds, give or take, for the hook-up and getting the hell outta the way.
Damn expensive way to move Christmas trees. :confused:
My guess would be that the bulky thing at the base of his line is an electromagnet, and each tree has already been fitted with its tripod of wires plus a hunk of metal on top. No way is there time for a physical coupling/uncoupling of any kind of hook.
This YouTube is from the pilot's POV.
The last minute or two of this video shows him landing,
and you can see the line, weight, and connecting apparatus
on the ground before he touches down.
...I can't really make it out, but it looks like it might be a clamping devise of some sort
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In Peru and the oil field they used a quick release hook with a weight. Once saw a sling load of dynamite dropped in the edge of our camp. Also in Peru, they carried a 6 pack of fuel up the right of way. 6-55gal drums. Take off from a hill top, not enough lift? Drop it, splat.
Looks like a quick release hook.
When they did the geologic survey here, they had to drop miles of cable using the same system. They moved wicked fast although slower than my neighbor's haybine...
Please tell me you bought the book, grav.
Anyone vaguely remember Tila Tequila? Well...
she's changed.
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Anyone vaguely remember Tila Tequila? Well... she's changed.
I didn't know she'd had a brain aneurysm. It said she was out of the hospital in a week. Momdigr had a brain aneurysm many years ago. I'm not sure you can get out of the hospital
in a week after a brain aneurysm. I guess it's possible, depending on where in the brain it was. Momdigr was in ICU for 22 days. 32 days total stay. And a
really long recovery period.
Please tell me you bought the book, grav.
Sorry, no. Didn't even take the pic...well, I took it from the interweb.
Really, though, does that sound like something a Kentucky boy would take the time to learn? What's this
learning? Hell, I'd just walk up there and grab 'em, see what happens.
Prolly wouldn't be good.
ETA: I guess there
is technique to consider...
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Learned since last post:
'Playing with the lion's testicles' means taking unnecessary chances, sorta like 'poking the bear', 'tugging on Superman's cape', etc.
Watched the Wire for the first time last night, heard "Giving a shit when it ain't your turn to give a shit."
Ew. I must not love my kids, because I never would have done that.
No. This woman is crazy, I'm sorry, but ... I have four children and have been the sole human being who changed their diapers, and I have loved my children to an extent that was not always wise ... and I have NEVER, never licked baby poo off my thumb. Did this woman mistake it for mustard?
Yeah, uh, no.
"No wipes at hand" just means you wipe it on the kid's shirt, or your own shirt, or the wall... licking it off is the stupidest way to get something clean.
Unless you are
a. A dog
b. A cat
c. Some melodramatic, sentimental crazy person
d. All of the above
Not the worst parent in the world. Not the worst. There are plenty of worse parents.
But WTF?
"Please can I have a blue bike for Cwiss-mass?"
I'm ashamed to admit it, but her certainty brought out layers of uncertainty for me.
I didn't mind that Gracie didn't want a pink bike or a sparkly bike or one with princesses painted on the sides. Since day one, Shawn and I have tried to find a good balance that would allow Gracie to be as girlie, or not girlie, as she wanted, despite the gender stereotypes that seem to bombard children at every turn.
Her bedroom is a cheery mix of greens, blues, purples, yellows and, yes, pinks. She's never watched a princess movie or TV show but has a couple fairy tale books and dress-up tutus for when she wants to play pretend.
And I always take great care to pay her compliments that celebrate her intellect, decision-making skills and sense of humor, not just her cute looks or pretty dress.
But a blue bike? Really? The blue bikes I saw in a quick online search featured Power Rangers, pirates and Spider-Man, with boys depicted riding them.
I wondered if perhaps we'd gone too far in trying to keep Gracie away from princess-mania. I worried that soon she'll be made fun of on the playground for being a tomboy. And I questioned whether I was failing as a mother for not raising her to be dainty enough.
At the same time I also kicked myself for not just embracing my daughter's conviction. Wasn't this what we'd been striving for with all our gender-neutralizing efforts? My favorite color is blue, so why can't my little girl have the same preference? Was I a mommy hypocrite?
"You know, I think Santa's elves are more used to making red bikes," I attempted, desperate for a quick fix. "Are you sure you don't want a red bike?"
"Santa's elves make me a blue bike," Gracie shot back.
That's when I knew I needed professional help.
Diane Levin, a professor of early childhood education at Wheelock College in Boston, was not surprised to hear my dilemma.
I think Diane Levin was just too professional to express her surprise.
Diane Levin probably needed a stiff drink after that consultation.
'A blue bike? Really? ... I questioned whether I was failing as a mother for not raising her to be dainty enough.'
Give me strength.
What the heck is wrong with blue? I had a blue bike when I was a kid. A simple, plain blue bike, no Power Ranger, pirates, or Spider-Man. In my twenties, I bought another blue bike, which I'm still using. I guess you can tell I like the color blue. :D
It's just so weird on so many levels.
1) I don't think kids should be forced along traditional gender roles.
2) Neither does she, so she claims.
3) Even for people who do want to do that, I could see not wanting a pink bike for a boy, or a blue hat and booties for a baby girl, but a blue bike for a girl? Really?
4) The mom's favorite color is blue. WTF?
5) A child psychologist for bicycle color?!?
6) She's so oblivious to how ludicrous this is, she writes it up as an article.
7) And it's published!
It's so weird, I almost think it's a hoax, but she apparently writes parenting articles all the time.
Unless you go to a bike store and pay through the nose for a real bike, you're going to wind up at Target looking at all the junk bikes from China, and they are all going to be hideous monstrosities, covered with stickers and paint jobs for either boys or girls.
My son's first bike was a pink princess special handed down from his sister. We had inherited it from another family. We wanted him to feel like it was his bike, so we let him pick out a couple of cans of spray paint, and he went to town on it. We cut the pink tassels off the handle bars, and he painted it blue and gold. The tires were pink, but he didn't paint those. And he kept the basket on the handlebars.
He really left his mark on that bike.
It's so weird, I almost think it's a hoax, but she apparently writes parenting articles all the time.
Yeah, she writes parenting articles all the time... as in, she has a regular deadline and enjoys not getting fired. She had nothing to write about, so she conjured up some "typical" parent dilemma, and called up a psychologist for a quote in the article. It's a bad article, but I don't for a moment believe this woman actually paid for a therapy session over this. The psych quoted in the article is a professor, not a practicing counselor.
Glatt's right though, cheap kids' bikes are painfully gendered one way or the other. It's all black lightning bolts and skulls, or huge pink hearts with enough sparkles to make your eyes hurt. But even then, there are light blue bikes covered in girly flowers and purple butterflies. I know, because I tried to talk my stepdaughter into choosing that one, but instead she went with the gaudy pink monstrosity.
Glatt shows what an actual thinking parent can do with a problem. We took the hit at a local bike shop for two medium blue bikes, but then again I was in the industry for a while... I also feel like those themed box store bikes do their best to replace the child's imagination with a pre-constructed universe.
My sister and our next door neighbour. And their blue bikes.
This probably explains a lot about my Mum, poor thing.
From blue bikes to the red light district in Amsterdam.
It's a goddamn slippery slope I tell you!
Mine was burgundy.
But the Germans stole the Dutch's bicycles when they retreated.
Hence the football chant "Give us our bikes back!"
And there is an odd childhood joke about bike meaning fanny (front-bottom) in German...
... and I have no idea where I am going with this apart from to say
If you don't give my football back I'm gonna get my Dad on you.
So there.
Mine was burgundy.
But the Germans stole the Dutch's bicycles when they retreated.
Hence the football chant "Give us our bikes back!"
And there is an odd childhood joke about bike meaning fanny (front-bottom) in German...
... and I have no idea where I am going with this apart from to say
If you don't give my football back I'm gonna get my Dad on you.
So there.
I remember a joke like that too, something about 'he's riding his bike'
I don't have your football...
I don't have your football...
Someone's got it.
Don't make me get all Jules Rimet on you.
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But, it does have a neck, and that neck has a color...
What. The. Fu--KILLIT!!!!KILLLIIITNOW!!!!
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Spread your legs, ooh yeah, now spread your legs...
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If that's real, I bet she runs
like the wind.
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Well, of course there's a
story behind it...
The feature started with something like "Look how much Kurt and Goldie's son looks like them!"
I don't think he looks at all like either of them, but, I would like to know where Woody Harrelson was nine months before Wyatt was born:
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Now, if you want to see a child who looks her parent:
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The feature started with something like "Look how much Kurt and Goldie's son looks like them!"
I don't know about all of that, but Goldie's latest facelift was cunningly successful. She looks great.
I see Kurt in him. Look at his chin
Yeah, and the nose and cheeks bones
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articleI did think about posting this as an IOTD, but, Glatt, and others, would prolly have a slight heart attack when they saw that Gravdigr posted an IOTD! They'd think, boobs. Or worse.
:D
It would help their circulation, so you've got that going for you.:cool:
Saw this last night at Taco Bell. It's a parody of lyrics from Snoop Dogg's 'Gin & Juice':
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♪ ♫Laid back (with my mind on my munchies and my munchies on my mind)♪ ♫
I trust you've heard the version by The Gourds? Its much better than the original. Even Snoop liked it enough to cameo for their video.
I had not. 'Tubed it, though. Didn't really care for the rearrangment, but, after the lead hayseed shut his yap for a minute, I was bobbing my heid right along with that fairly cool instrumental bit.
Thanx for that.
What makes it so funny, is that it really looks like Clint!
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Well, of course there's a story behind it...
"Where ya get that?"
"It started out as a lump on my butt..."
"...then it grew into the strangest goiter the doc ever saw."
In nature, you don't often see perfect geometrical shapes, at least not on human sized scale. Sure, planets are spheres. And I suppose you can get molecules to form gemetric shapes. And crystals. But the point is that it's very rare. Most stuff is lumpy and weird shaped in nature.
So check out this perfectly round ice disk. Formed in an eddy in a river as it spins and rubs against the shore, cutting it into a round shape like a lump of clay on a potter's wheel. Or a piece of wood on a lathe.
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It's happened before.
Another one, so perfect I wonder... maybe it's just the commie accent. :haha:
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I don't really need to know that...
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Did you ever hear about the plastic surgeon who hung himself?
Did you ever hear about the plastic surgeon who hung himself?
No, but I heard about the plastic surgeon who sat too close to the fire and melted.
Yes, I know....
Not so much a WTF, as a What a Great Fucking Idea. I've only seen these once in my entire life, at an interstate rest stop somewhere west of Kansas, when I was about ten.
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That's genius. Simple, effective and would probably really help reduce the spread of diseases.
There's several places around town here that have them. I've also seen a weird hook thing with a sign saying it's meant to be pulled with the forearm, but everyone I saw was just pulling on it with their hand.
I think they meant collage
Not so much a WTF, as a What a Great Fucking Idea. I've only seen these once in my entire life, at an interstate rest stop somewhere west of Kansas, when I was about ten.
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At first I thought it was for bracing yourself, and wondered if there was also a hook with a bitin' stick hanging on it.
That would be more useful :lol:
I think I might be missing something here, surely as long as you're responsible for your own cleanliness then a normal door handle is sufficient? I mean you can breathe in poop molecules from the next stall, what are you going to do, hold your breath?
Do what you do abroad, be careful of touching your mouth if you think you have handled something which may be harmful. We were warned about everything in Egypt, especially paper money, but the only holiday on which I've been seriously I'll was in Spain, and we think that was a meal we had at a theme park which was dry enough to have been kept uncovered all day.
And the only disease I've ever picked up while I was out didn't come from the toilet, but from the bar.
Still, I suppose it's a cheap solution for places where people do have concerns about these things.
It's for opening the outer door. Enough people don't wash their hands that you can be certain the door handle has poop molecules on it that will transfer to your clean hand when you open it after you have washed your hands.
Many people open the outer door using a paper towel or their shirt sleeve or something.
I usually use the paper towel I dried my hands with.
Apparently Sundae is the person we're worried about.
:D
Re: Devil Vagina Magic
I know that chick.
I usually use the paper towel I dried my hands with.
Apparently Sundae is the person we're worried about.
:D
Washing my hands is ingrained, from working with children and working with food. But yes, I use the door handle. So don't shake my hand when we meet :rolleyes:
Don't worry, I have to wash my hands every time I walk behind the counter.
I had to wash my hands after shaking his too. So we were both well protected :)
I'm not sure how I'd feel in this guys place. It's kind of creepy but is it really different from the old picture of them on your mantle?
I think I'd like that.
When my parents move I expect the street view photo of Dad taking Tesco bags out of his last car but one will still be there for a while, as the physical geography will not have changed.
He can't drive now, he can't lift those bags, he won't live there (here).
But somewhere on the Internet he's not a young man again, but he can still do all of the above.
... refused to move their cars for snow removal.
:lol:
But seriously ... ?
Well, that's a serious blow job. :eek:
:lol:
But seriously ... ?
Setup for training exercise for local fire department rescue squads.
The only place I could find these pictures is a Russian site which Google translates as follows...
In New Hampshire on one of the car parks pedestrians walking to work in the morning, watched a very curious picture: Almost all the cars in the parking lot were on the roof. Guesses were very different. Because in America today the strongest ice, mashinopad fits the Drifters version losers.
Or maybe the night parked attacked by hooligans and for understandable only to them motives poperevorachivali cars?
This version is much more prosaic and uninteresting. Nearby is the fire school and the parking lot are teaching firefighters - as stew overturned cars, how to save them from the people, etc.
Looks like BigV wins. :celebrat:
The only place I could find these pictures is a Russian site which Google translates as follows...
Looks like BigV wins. :celebrat:
Gimme linkie and I'll translate ....
Sent by thought transference
Yebbut how much will it cost Tony?
:p:
Gimme linkie and I'll translate ....
What, you don't trust the Google translation I posted... well I never.
Ok there was that one time, but it was right after my divorce. I was lonely and drunk and I really didn't enjoy it, but um... oh linkie.
http://www.liveinternet.ru/tags/%EF%E5%F0%E5%E2%B8%F0%ED%F3%F2%FB%E5+%E0%E2%F2%EE%EC%E0%F8%E8%ED%FB+%ED%E0+%F1%F2%EE%FF%ED%EA%E5/Setup for training exercise for local fire department rescue squads.
A little boring but probably correct. Lack of plates on the cars is one clue.
Landing zone for tw's aliens, thrusters do a number on your paint job.
Actual fortune cookie fortune received today.
Looks like he could've gotten away with one each, but, whatever...25 yrs of storage:
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Egghead 5 1/4 sleeve! I had a few of those.
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Seen over Amarillo, Texas:
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Heheh, that's more of a "What The Fuck You!".
:D
A large The Finger...in front of a stock exchange. Nah, no message there.:neutral:
WTF, man?
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...a little late.
Ah c'mon.
You think you wrecked your Mum's vag so bad she never did the dirty again?
She just chose not to have any more kids after you...
:D
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Also: I'd rather not take part in a discussion of my mother's vag.<--Not posted for humor.
kthxbai
Sorry, that was intended as a generic remark about mothers and sex, not as a personal comment.
Shorpy had this picture of a 1923 street view car.
That didn't happen to be posted on April 1st, did it? "Go-Ogle" car? :lol:
I guess so. :lol:
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Traders angry with plans for a residents' parking zone in Bristol have driven a 1942 Sherman tank around the streets of Clifton in protest.
Mayor George Ferguson wants to roll out the city-wide scheme to deter commuter parking on residential streets.
Organiser Tony Miles said they had chosen a tank because it represented a way of "defending your territory".
On learning about the protest, Mr Ferguson tweeted: "This is getting ridiculous".
Bristol parking row traders drive tank through streets.They're doing it wrong. Tanks in parking disputes are supposed to go over parked cars. Haven't they ever seen a movie?
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One of two decaying Jaguar E-Type sports cars that have spent the last 40 years rotting in a barn. The classic vehicles are expected to fetch £16,000 each when they go under the hammer at Bonhams later this year
Cars, to me, are simply a means to an end. I don't criticise those who love them in their own right but I am at a loss to understand why the auctioneers expect them to fetch £16,000 ($27,000).
There doesn't seem to be a lot left on which to base a restoration job. The bodywork appears, to my untrained eye, to be pretty much beyond redemption. The engine and gear box might well be in a reasonable state, but I wonder if the reason that they were banished to a barn in the first place was because of some massive engine or transmission failure.
Perhaps one or other of the Cellar's resident car buffs can enlighten me. Over to you...
There doesn't seem to be a lot left on which to base a restoration job.
Vehicle Identification Plate, everything else can be replaced, then sell it for $100,000.
Vehicle Identification Plate, everything else can be replaced, then sell it for $100,000.
Now there's a thought:)
That's THE thought. The people that drag barn finds to light and restore them, are not automobile-altruistic. Well maybe a little, but they do this to grab the big bucks some people will pay to collect them.
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Ah! A "Sail" Fish!
Ronald McDonald got all cool and shit.
See, Shawnee, I've seen a picture of you.
I know you don't have hair or make- up like that.
So I don't feel the need to point out that the "home dyed barnet/ put my lipstick on in a moving car" look is more shit than cool.
But then I thought I'd mention it anyway, in case someone less savvy than you took that picture as an endorsement.
Actually, I think I have had that hair colour...
Shit.
Requires an imgur login...
Looks like the natives are hostile... :haha:
Actually it's an art installation.
It's visually appealing, but I think it would be more realistic if the arrows were mostly sticking in from the same direction, as if they were shot from the front of the airplane. I know arrows are fast, but I can't picture one catching up to an airplane that is flying by and still hit it with enough force to piece the skin.
I can, however, see a plane being hit from the front by an arrow if it was flying low and slow enough.
Glatt, the arrows were shot at the plane as it was taking off, by a swarm of archers. Maybe.
Arrows? Porcuplane don' need no stinkin' arrows!
Arrows? Porcuplane don' need no stinkin' arrows!
Porcuplane. Awesome.
What. The. Fuck?
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Don't kiss her
Kiss her?!?! I ain't gonna be in the same room with that nasty heifer.:headshake
This is bad, very bad. Nobody's talking but this situation obviously will lead to the poor male students being blackmailed into providing sexual services in order to get their laundry done.
It's a risk I'm willing to take.
Well how are the gals going to get their laundry scholarships if the guys are doing their own laundry?
...this situation obviously will lead to the poor male students being blackmailed into providing sexual services in order to get their laundry done.
It's a risk I'm willing to take.
Let's conduct an investigation...
I'll go undercover.The 3rd Biennial Taxidermy Show.
Barely taxidermy. Everything on that site is downright laughable, and ludicrous.
Nothing there would ever be confused for Chuck Testa's work...
I guess Monster has them worried. :eek:
How they gonna drive a patrol car with dem weeds on they head?
I guess Monster has them worried. :eek:
Somebody missed the memo about not militarizing the police. Where is Dudley Doright when you need him?
Fucking soldier wanna-be cops.
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My fav was #1.
I've done that one twice.
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♪ ♫Oh, it came out of the sky, landed just a little south of Moline.♪ ♫
♪ ♫Jody fell out of his tractor, couldn't believe what he seen.♪ ♫
♪ ♫Laid on the ground and shook, fearin' for his life.♪ ♫
♪ ♫Then he ran all the way to town screamin' "it came out of the sky."♪ ♫
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Revenge is about to be served, methinks...
Remember me posting about my neighbor nabbing Momdigr's adopted kitten? Heheh, look at this shit!
I came around the corner the other afternoon, and saw this cat head-shaped reflection on my house.
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I asked, and, neither Popdigr, nor Momdigr had ever seen it before. We've lived here, in one combination or another, for ~43 years, give or take, and none of us has ever seen this before.
And look what's producing the reflection:
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That's right, it's coming from catnabber's house! His bedroom window, to be precise!!:eek:
Has Sassy returned from the dead to haunt her nabber? Will Catnabber hear ghostly mews and meows in the night? I hope he never sleeps again.
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Is it odd that a (supposedly) flat, rectangular window makes a round(ish), cat head-shaped reflection, or what?
She even has a halo!
I think stronger forces are at work...
Go go ghostcat!!!!
Grav I have to say, you may make me laugh more than any other Dwellar.
That just gave me a huge guffaw, sitting on my own in a public place (free wifi)
(I shall give them your name if I am sectioned...)
Thank you for that.
What the Dickens? A group of five Miss Havishams took to the London Underground this morning to promote a special screening of Great Expectations on TV channel Drama this weekend.
Each model spent over three hours being transformed by a top team of stylists, costume designers, make-up artists and dressers. Miss Havisham was recently voted the most haunting literary character of all time in a poll by the channel.
A trip on the London Underground (aka 'The Tube') offers the opportunity of spotting some of the more eccentric aspects of human behaviour at the best of times.
The reaction of the other passengers appears to be one of sheer indifference. They've seen it all before.
they're all too young to be miss havisham.
Candles that create another candle from the melted wax. Of course some of the wax gets burned up, so I guess each generation would be a little smaller.
That's really smart. I wonder if that is an old idea resurrected?
You could use the candle to power a tiny steam engine perpetual motion machine!
It was a guy named
Ben Shine who claims inventing it, and says "world wide patents pending".
I have been delighted and overwhelmed by the incredible response to my Rekindle prototype.
This interest, along with the thousands of emails which continue to be received, clearly demonstrate a genuine demand for the product - which is superb!
I am now talking with several reputable brands who have expressed interest in developing it further with me, so news of any progress will be updated on this website and via the newsletter
Translation - Holy shit, one of my art pieces has gone viral which smells of commercial possibilities, so I better scramble it I'm finally going to make any real money for a change. :haha:
It's already been invented. Well, at least 90% of it has already been invented, and the patent on that 90% hasn't expired yet, so he's actually infringing someone else's patents.
US Patent number 6,220,855
A candle stand and wax recycling assembly for capturing, retaining, and forming wax run-off from a first candle as the first candle burns during use. The candle stand and wax recycling assembly includes a platform assembly adapted for supporting a first candle, a receptacle coupled beneath said platform assembly adapted for receiving melted wax, a wick member, and a wick holding assembly.
Actually, Google shows that the maintenance fees haven't been paid on time, so that patent has lapsed.
Again with the fees. US government, why do you fee your citizens to death? First passports and now patents. Where's my pitchfork?
Where's my pitchfork?
The pitchfork will never pass committee.
Just grab a torch and get in line.
Grav I have to say, you may make me laugh more than any other Dwellar.
That just gave me a huge guffaw, sitting on my own in a public place (free wifi)
(I shall give them your name if I am sectioned...)
Thank you for that.
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Don't be fooled, Grav, she just wants your body. :yesnod:
glatt, those patents look like they do the same thing, except they make a fatter new candle. The patent fees were probably not paid because there was no commercial interest to monetize.
I've mixed emotions about whether that's good or not. I suppose it frees up the idea for someone to try to make improvements or use as part of something new. An entrepreneur/inventor would be wary of investing time/money on a project which could be derailed by somebody holding an obscure patent.
I don't understand the intricacies completely, but even when a patent owner is late paying the maintenance fees, there are additional hoops that they can jump through in order to get the patent "turned on" again. But I think that the more time goes by, the harder it is.
I like it that a patent owner has to do a little work to keep a patent active. It furthers progress in inventing stuff when an idea isn't legally tied up for decades.
Oh, and I also like it that Google has indexed all the patents so you can search them. It was easy for me to find that prior patent on the same idea. I think the new invention can patent putting a wick in the recycling container to make a candle. I think that little bit is new. But I think that's it.
Over on FB somebody shared a WTF album. Some were repeats that have appeared here. Some were boring. But some were new to me and worth sharing.
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That last one makes me think of something I heard an old guy say once:
Have fun, no matter what.
A voter wearing a French Zouaves uniform steps out of a polling booth before voting for the federal, regional and European Parliament elections.
The man was participating in the Saint-Medard traditional parade commemorating Saint-Medard.
I think the new invention can patent putting a wick in the recycling container to make a candle. I think that little bit is new. But I think that's it.
Image 2 Fig 2, Image 4 Fig 8, and Image 8 Fig 11, clearly show a wick.
It would appear that the owner of this shabby rubbish cart has aspirations to own a classier vehicle. The dirt-covered wagon was spotted with a Mercedes Benz logo and radiator grill in Jilin city, northeast China's Jilin Province
It would be interesting to know if it's his aspirations, him mocking the pretentious, or a wicked sense of humor. :haha:
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Felching? Don't
think so. :headshake
Must be a relative of felching 'cause its still sticking a small rodent in a hole ;)
I've never heard of felching involving a rodent.
This is the definition of felching as I've heard of it.
It would be interesting to know if it's his aspirations, him mocking the pretentious, or a wicked sense of humor. :haha:
Scrap irony.
Lebanon Electric Supply gets their romex wire from Lowe's and resells it.
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Forget the limbs sprouting from the torso during puberty...I'm actually more interested in the "scratch-built hump yard".
"hump yard" has something to do with trains? Yes, no, maybe?
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"hump yard" has something to do with trains? Yes, no, maybe?
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I knew I'd ran across that phrase somewhere. I think it was when I was into scanners/ham/shortwave radio. I think I had a bunch of scanner freqencies for the L&N (Louisville-Nashville, later CSX) Railroad yard out of Nashville. I believe a few of those frequencies were labeled 'hump yard'. Maybe.
Thanx, Carruthers. BTW, the narrator on your vid almost put me to sleep.
Ever wonder what 0% body fat would look like?
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"Witness The Fitness"...Yeah, don't he look like the very acme of health and fitness?
And just how the hell does this walking skeleton get a girl that looks like that?:eyebrow:
I'm just glad she's not as skeletal as he is...When they screwed it would sound like a frenzied game of Yahtzee, what with all those bones rattling around together.:lol2:
LinkIn the not too distant past when you went to a fair, carnival, or other attraction, there would be tents or booths selling food. More recently there's been a transition to food trucks.
Now the food trucks are making the leap from support staff to being
the attraction. WTF?
xoxoxoBruce have you been out in public in the USA? Food is an attraction! Just when I think no one can be that fat I see someone fatter! I feel so bad for them and then I see something like this WTF? :3_eyes:
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We have a lot of food trucks around here. A lot.
But people just buy lunch there. What is the draw of a food truck festival? Are you going to start at one truck and just keep eating your way down the line? You can only eat one lunch. Right? So you have 500 trucks and you wander around looking at all the options and reading all the menus until you decide on one, where you eat, and then you go home? I'd rather go to McDonalds, and I hate McDonalds.
That was what puzzled me, glatt. Nirvana is right in that we demand food be available 24-7, everywhere we might be, but the attraction of parking lot full of food trucks is beyond me.
Food trucks serving working people has a long tradition, making convenience a reasonable choice, but those food truck rodeos are nuts.
Washington DC 2014
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What is the draw of a food truck festival?
Perhaps it's a festival for the trucks that are available in the marketplace (like an outdoor show, or a home show, or the CES) for such activity.
And, even, if it's what it sounds like...Shit, man, at lunch take your pick of Steak On A Stick, Deep Fried Steak On A Stick, deep fried cotton candy, deep fried candy bars, twinkies, pretzels, corn dogs, deep fried grease, deep fried butter, tacos, deep fried, of course, deep fried deep fryers...I guarantee there is (has been) a deep fried food truck.
Prolly.
"Where there's a will, there's a way."
The truck was not built around the cat, there was a way in, so there's a way out. I can't even. :facepalm:
Errand Frazier of Vero Beach wasn't quite sure what to do at first when he heard purring coming from his Chevy pickup, parked outside his house in late May. He couldn't see anything and wasn't sure exactly where it was, or even what type of animal was in there. So, he left an open can of cat food under one of the tires and set up a camera to try to get to the bottom of it. When he came back the next morning, the food was gone, but there was nothing on the video, he said.
Thinking he had lost his mind, he went on an impromptu fishing trip to clear his head. When he got to the canal, the purring started again. Taking matters into his own hands, he reached for his toolbox, took out some sheet metal cutters and cut back the metal on the side of the truck bed. As he peeled it back, he spotted a kitten.
Errand Frazier is being described as a hero and similar terms. Nope, he's a fucking moron.
This unknown animal he heard purring, not in pain screaming, not panicky whining, not desperate scratching, purring.
He didn't know what to do.
How about talking to somebody who knows about animals? Take a hint from the Village People, S.P.C.A.
How about talking to someone who knows about how trucks are built? Shouldn't be hard to find a garage or body shop with a resident animal lover.
If nobody can help, it's your truck, cut away... with your wife's permission. ;)
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An open can of tuna (tuna woks better than cat food) could have saved him some trouble.
And a gaping hole in his truck.
Good on him for saving the kitten. I guess.
WTF? Where is that guy going with the spatula?
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The perspective on the photo is a bit off; that's not a giant Marilyn statue behind him on the ground, it's a tiny Marilyn shuttlecock about to hit the camera. He just whapped it with the spatula he uses as a badminton racquet. His follow through is good but he's leading with the wrong foot. We're working on it with him.
Well gosh, that must be a Flying Squirrel in that nest. :haha:
Clearly that bird can't read. We need a No Bird Left Behind mandate.
It doesn't matter if you'---wait, what the fuck?!
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And some people even win the Peace Prize because others think they might do something.
And some people even win the Peace Prize because others think they might do something.
If it weren't for the repubicans, he might have improved services to our veterans. :eyebrow:
If it weren't for the repubicans, he might have improved services to our veterans. :eyebrow:
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It doesn't matter if you'---wait, what the fuck?!
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Ouch.
From Cracked, a humor website. "Least effective PSA campaigns"
Reminds me of one of my students in the last class I taught. Whilst discussing Tom Paine's reasons for writing Rights of Man, and his influences, she made the point that he wrote in a way that would be accessible for the labouring classes, rather than in the educated language of the political classes (avoided allusions to classical texts, aside from the Bible, used metaphors that they could relate to and translated any foreign phrases and so on). She kept referring to his work being accessible to 'normal' people :p
Bless.
If it weren't for the repubicans, he might have improved services to our veterans. :eyebrow:
Why would you think that?? BTW, wasn't Obama voted the worst president since WWII?
Why would you think that??
Because it's a fact
The house repubicans blocked a bill to increase VA spending.
(Reuters) - U.S. Senate Republicans blocked legislation on Thursday that would have expanded federal healthcare and education programs for veterans, saying the $24 billion bill would bust the budget.
Even though the legislation cleared a procedural vote on Tuesday by a 99-0 vote, the measure quickly got bogged down in partisan fighting.
Supporters said the measure would have brought the most significant changes in decades to U.S. veterans' programs. For example, it called for 27 new medical facilities to help a healthcare system that is strained by veterans of the Iraq and Afghanistan wars.
With Democrats pressing for passage this week, Senate Republicans, backed by their leader, Mitch McConnell, attempted to attach controversial legislation calling for possible new sanctions on Iran that President Barack Obama opposes.
"The issue of Iran sanctions ... has nothing to do with the needs of veterans," complained Senate Veterans' Affairs Committee Chairman Bernard Sanders of Vermont, the main sponsor of the bill.
Republicans also raised budget concerns, forcing another key procedural vote that ended up killing the bill. By a vote of 56-41, the Senate failed to waive budget rules that would have allowed the bill to proceed. Sixty votes were needed and 41 of the chamber's 45 Republicans voted against the waiver.
Also, from KOS:
Bill's Blocked By Republican's Since President Obama Took Office.
David Gregory, John McCain, and the media aren't covering this story so we have to.
Here's a concise extraction for easy viewing for those who are INTERESTED IN VETERANS ISSUES and need to know which party supports veterans and which party does not.
The rejected Bills are named:
H.R. 466 – Wounded Veteran Job Security Act became H. R. 2875.
H.R. 1168 -- Veterans Retraining Act
H.R. 1171 – Homeless Veterans Reintegration Program Reauthorization
H.R. 1172 -- Requiring List on VA Website of Organizations Providing Scholarships for Veterans
H.R. 1293 -- Disabled Veterans Home Improvement and Structural Alteration Grant Increase Act of 2009
H.R. 1803 -- Veterans Business Center Act
H.R. 2352 – Job Creation Through Entrepreneurship Act
DETAILS OF BILLS REJECTED BY REPUBLICANS:
H.R. 466 – Wounded Veteran Job Security Act – This bill would actually provide job security for veterans who are receiving medical treatment for injuries suffered while fighting in defense of their country. It would prohibit employers from terminating
employees who miss work while receiving treatment for a service-related disability.
H.R. 1168 -- Veterans Retraining Act – This bill would provide for assistance to help veterans who are currently unemployed with their expenses while retraining for the current job market.
H.R. 1171 – Homeless Veterans Reintegration Program Reauthorization – This bill would reauthorize programs in support of homeless veterans, to assist them with job training, counseling, and placement services through the Department of Veterans Affairs through 2014.
H.R. 1172 -- Requiring List on VA Website of Organizations Providing Scholarships for Veterans which does nothing more than direct the Department of Veterans Affairs to include information about scholarships for veterans.
H.R. 1293 -- Disabled Veterans Home Improvement and Structural Alteration Grant Increase Act of 2009 – Here’sanother bill in support of those who have fought for their country, passed by House Democrats and blocked from becoming law by Republicans.
This would increase the amount paid by the VA to disabled veterans for necessary home structural improvements from $4,100 to $6,800 for those who are more than 50% disabled, and from $1,200 to $2,000 who are less than 50%, disabled. This means, if a veteran lost the use of his legs in service of his country, the country will pay for the wheelchair ramp so that he can live at home.
By the way, the last time this ceiling was lifted was in 1992. There isn't even a fiscal reason for being against this bill, as the total cost of this bill, according to CBO estimates, would be a “whopping” $20 million. That's about a quarter (25 cents) per family of four.
H.R. 1803 -- Veterans Business Center Act – This bill would set up a Veterans Business Center program within the Small Business Administration, which would specialize in such programs as grants for service-disabled veterans, help them develop business plans and secure business opportunities. In other words, folks, it would create jobs and offer opportunities those who have fought in defense of our country.
H.R. 2352 – Job Creation Through Entrepreneurship Act – This bill essentially combines a number of other bills that Republicans had blocked in the Senate previously, and adds a few elements. The bill would again establish a Veterans Business Center Program; .... it would establish a Military Entrepreneurs Program; ...
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2012/05/16/1091597/-GOP-Voted-Against-7-Bills-to-Help-VeteransWhy would you think that?? BTW, wasn't Obama voted the worst president since WWII?
Sarge, I've pointed this out before and you chose to ignore it, but the day the little Bush had his dog and pony show on the aircraft carrier and played dress-up, proclaiming "mission accomplished" was also the same day he slashed funding for veterans.
Plenty of articles about this fact from these sources:
http://cllr.me/naA
The truth of the matter is that there is no difference between Republican and Democrat politicians beyond what type of sexual perversions they prefer. Dems tend to be straight and unfaithful to their wives and in favor of rights for gays, et al. Where Republicans tend to be closet queers who are vehemently opposed to gay rights. It's been in the news.:mg:
The GOP will not support legislation that is bundled by the Democrats. Also, the Republicans are not funding some projects because the US can't afford it. Look at our debt!! A prime example is paying 600,000,000.00 to a foreign company for the enrollment web page of the Affordable Health Care Act.
Also, why would anyone quote the an unnamed blog written by a bitter old woman who complains hers SSI should be more yet admits she didn't make that much in contributions??? She also thinks the country is awash with 5 man cells that are part of an 80 year plan by the uber rich to control all of us. Tsk, tsk.
You have your beliefs and I have mine. We will never likely agree
Snopes says no.
The statement that HealthCare.gov web site development has cost the U.S. upwards of $600 million appears to be mistakenly based on a figure that represented the total amount of money CGI had received for all of its government contracts related to health care for the previous several years, not just for the contract to develop HealthCare.gov.
Read more at http://www.snopes.com/politics/obama/whitley.asp#tVPVqs6MuHoKdS2M.99
You have your beliefs and I have mine. We will never likely agree
You know what, I respect that. I respect Republican values and beliefs. But the current crop of republicans do not seem to share many of your beliefs and values. They may talk it - but they don't vote it.
The GOP will not support legislation that is bundled by the Democrats. Also, the Republicans are not funding some projects because the US can't afford it. Look at our debt!!
I'd prefer no wars, but when we send our people to war, we have a responsibility to them when they are done. Funding for this obligation comes before corporate subsides or tax breaks for the rich (who are the ones who benefit from war). Taking care of our vets is worth higher taxes and more debt. You, Sarge, are worth higher taxes and debt.
You have your beliefs and I have mine. We will never likely agree
Facts are facts, there is no agree.
It is always great to quote snopes. Based upon the Washington Post information cited, Sebelius testified it was going to cost $677,000,000.00
In testimony on Capitol Hill, Sebelius provided updated figures. She said that HHS had spent $319 million on the website through the end of October, though a total of $677 million has been obligated, meaning the amount could get that high if bills are submitted.
Snopes has declared some vaccines safe and ADHD is a made up disease (partially true)
Yep. There you go, dragging facts into the argument...
hmmm... snopes has two mouths on this...
The thing I agree with the Dems about is in not taking the Republicans seriously anymore on debt. The military adventurism of the Bush administration was a waste of people and treasure. That was widely understood going in. We can't afford to further waste the people by not funding the VA. That doesn't mean I generally trust the Democrats with the checkbook either.
...not taking the Republicans seriously anymore on debt...That doesn't mean I generally trust the Democrats with the checkbook either.
See, they're both politicians, ya see.
That doesn't mean I generally trust the Democrats with the checkbook either.
The only one I trust with the checkbook is me.
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Emma Watson was an inch to my left, Jennifer Lawrence was an inch to my right, and there I was stuck in the middle, thigh-to-thigh with two of the sexiest women on Earth.
God, it was awful.
Notice how he's skillfully using his arms and legs to parry their unwanted advances. :rolleyes:
Notice how the one on left is really into what's going. Hey I have a phone.
Not really WTF, but more WTF would YOU do?
Russian hail storm appears out of nowhere a couple days ago. Hailstones were the size of volkswagens.
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Wow. Like having hundreds of golf balls hit right at you.
Wouldn't the best bet be to go underwater, hold your breath as long as possible, come up for air for two seconds then back underwater?
Reminds me of the scene from Galipoli where the soldiers were caught swimming in the water and kept diving to try to avoid bullets.
Dive! Dive! (klaxton) Dive!
When I was very small, six, or so, my aunt and I were walking back from the Minit Mart that was just up the road from late Grandmadigr's house, wasn't more than ¼-mile. About fifty steps into the return trip, the heavens let loose all their extra hail.
Auntiedigr scooped me up and carried me while bending over me protecting me from the worst of the beating. The hailstones left me scratched up and bruised where my legs were swinging around while she ran. Her back and head and legs looked like she'd been through a gauntlet. Just beat the hell out of her.
The worst of hailstones I experienced was leaning out the screen door of our rental house in west Ottawa, right on the river, as the boomer made its way down the water and threw baseball-sized ice at us. An adult would yank us back just as a big stone came in. None of us was beaten or bruised, but huge neighborhood trees came down and cars were damaged, and my sibs and I learned to respect those summer storms. They were not to be trifled with.
I used to enjoy a summer thunderstorm until we bought this house. As a homeowner, I get too anxious during storms now because they might cost me money and cause other problems. All because we lost a mature tree during a storm our first summer here. Landed on the neighbor's garage. What a pain in the ass. It's too bad. Storms used to be fun.
Storms still are fun, and they don't much care if you're paranoid or not.:p:
I so hear you, glatt. When I was in the middle of the addition, 7 years ago, I had the roof off the kitchen and the second floor was down and tarped but no walls or rafters yet. Torrential downpour, thunder, lightning, power failure, and the tarps just ended up funneling all the water from the second floor into the kitchen. Shop vac quantities of water. In the dark with two nervous kids and an untreated PTSD MIL.
Still cannot enjoy even minor rains w/o the feeling that water is getting in and soaking the cellulose insulation...
But was that the storm's fault? No. I ripped half my roof off down to the boards. Before I could tarp it a storm blew in with wind too high handle the tarp. Water coming out of every ceiling fixture with of course beds and furniture below every one. Can't blame the storm, wasn't nature's fault, but my own mistake.
Not the storm's fault at all, I've torn off enough roofs to know that unlike a casino the house always loses. Still, despite my precautions the house got drenched, it dried out life went on, but I think the ownership and the knowledge that I'm gonna be the one who deals with it makes me less relaxed during the summer storms.
What? You never seen a concrete cock swan before?
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Does that one belong to the queen too.
Three nights ago I'm watching a movie on the couch with the giant shark/dolphin cuddly (5 feet of toothy softness) and out of who the fuck knows where a bat starts swooping all over the place. It looks as big as a goddamned Robin. (Batman and Robin?) anyway after running around swinging the shark/dolphin at it I chased it into the kitchen and left the door open so it could use its presumably excellent sonar to find the giant fucking point of egress.
Next night, watching another movie and enjoying a cocktail with the Shark/dolphin and lo and be-fucking-hold there's the GD bat again. Now, I'm more than annoyed and we take the fight into the kitchen and I whap the fucker with a broom and sweep him outside.
Last night, again, chillin with the Shark/dolphin and like a bad penny the fucker is back. This time I give him what for with the broom and then a little bit extra, to let him know I'm not amused. I swept him out again and this morning I didn't see his corpse, and I think I figured out how he was getting in. The previous administration could not figure out how to put the attic octagonal window screen in (it's an irregular octagon so it takes a full tablespoon of smarts to figure out) so she'd left it out and instead loosely stapled some remay over the window opening. (Why not close the window?)
I put the screen in the window and tonight we'll see if it comes back, which one of us isn't in it for the hunting...
Looks exactly like this but without the baby.
Yeah both of those are supposed to be in Living with nature thread. too many tabs open, not enough fresca
Just curious, what is remay? How would someone staple it over a window?
And (damn, here comes the boring part) if the batman/robin peed on you or there was any chance of contact, thou needest to hie thyself to the nearest ED for a series of rabies shots. Luckily the series hath been reduced to four, but still the lucky number is four. Fail not at thy peril.
Gonna live dangerously re the rabies, I realize the bat and I have been sharing living quarters for a while. I suddenly figured out what all the flickering shadows in my peripheral vision have been.
Remay is the stuff you put over plant beds to exclude insects.
I understood that the bats/ rabies myth has been busted. They were an inconvenience or somesuch and the real risk was inflated in order to try to wipe them out.
Sorry, I'm not intellectually capable of researching it at present.
And of course I'm not a Doctor and don't even perform as one in amateur dramatics.
They're protected in this country you know.
But then we have closed borders and rabies is virtually unknown here.
America is large enough to have cases of bubonic plague FFS, so it's hardly comparable.
Generally speaking, about 1% of the bat population carries rabies. You can't get it from urine or touch though, only spit/blood, and then only if that spit/blood gets into your own bloodstream, such as through a bite or an extended french-kissing session.
(Austin has a bat population of 1.5 million, the majority of which live under one major bridge in the middle of the city. There's a big bat sculpture downtown, and our hockey team is the IceBats. We're kind of fans of bats, here.)
A co2 fire extinguisher is great for killing bats inside. It kind of freezes them
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German pianist Stefan Aaron hovers above the Franz-Josef-Strauss airport in Munich with his piano on an aluminium flying carpet suspended beneath a helicopter.
Some questions will remain unanswered.
For the same reason you train a mule with a 2x4. First, you gotta get their attention. ;)
So glad we have a genuine internet doc in Clod, who soothes us with internet 'intelligence' regarding rabies, a virus that kills 99.9% of humans infected.
After all, the internet is such a rich source of truth.
If anyone wants actual verifiable information regarding infectious disease health issues, I suggest cdc.gov as a starting point. Also check out pubmed.com.
The CDC agrees with me, ortho.
http://www.cdc.gov/rabies/exposure/materials.html
And I'm sorry you still hate me.
The trouble is, it's impossible to tell whether you've had a significant exposure when a bat has been in a confined space with you, because many bats have teeth small enough that you won't know you've been bitten.
No, it's not the urine. But if a bat has been in a confined space with you, or you've woken to find it fluttering in your general space, you don't have any way to know whether you've had a significant exposure.
What I hate is the propensity of people who think they're authorities to hold forth and misinform others.
My only thought on this forum is to offer information that may inform others in a way that may help them protect themselves.
Generally speaking, about 1% of the bat population carries rabies. You can't get it from urine or touch though, only spit/blood, and then only if that spit/blood gets into your own bloodstream, such as through a bite or an extended french-kissing session.
Spoken in confidence; thank you very little.:mad:
All official recommendations, official meaning from the organization/agency that should have the best information, have to by necessity cover worst case scenarios. No odds of, just worse case, not what will, but what can. So the 5 second rule is invalid, complete hogwash, even if you survive.
Spoken in confidence; thank you very little.:mad:
Don't shoot the messenger; after all, you should know who/what you're french-kissing.
The folks who work for the CDC work for whom? Anything they said would fall in line along with congress news releases. IMHO! :bolt:
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On that middle cover is one smokin' hot Raquel Welch, who was 48 years old in that pic. (If that's an '88 Cosmo)
Just saying.
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From the
Mail online.
•Roger Frisch, a concert master with the Minnesota Orchestra, was diagnosed in 2009 with essential tremors
•The condition occurs when sections of the brain that control movement start sending abnormal signals
•Frisch agreed to undergo experimental surgery which involved tiny electrodes being implanted into his brain
•In order to determine if the electrodes were being positioned correctly, Frisch played his violin during the surgery in the Spring
You guys just go on with your surgery, I'll play my fiddle here if it won't bother you.
Hmm...Says "Everyday Health", but, that, is mos def something you do not see everyday.
Roger "Nero" Frisch, a concert master with the Minnesota Orchestra
Now that's a crick in the neck.
Musta slept on it wrong...
...or he swallowed a hockey stick.
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he does stick the landing, doesn't he?
That's some Jackie Chan shit right there. Or it will be if Jackie ever sees this clip.
I know it's a different language, but I swear that guy says, "Holy Soup!"
:lol:
I don't think it's f'realz, though. Of course, I always film the road in front of me when I'm driving on the freeway. You know, just in case this happens. :rolleyes:
I swear that guy says, "Holy Soup!"
It's like the mysterious chants your cult neighbors do. You'll never know.
though it may not be your cup of tea, youtube is littered with dashcam footage of all kinds of shit like this from the horrific to the hilarious. having a dashcam in Russia (and I use the term loosely) is really, really popular, apparently. Witness the huge number of cam footage clips from Russia when that meteor exploded awhile back. Anyhow... it is only a youtube clip, but I am going to indulge myself and pretend it *is* a tribute to Jackie Chan. :)
but f'realz, if you do find this kind of footage interesting, a little time on youtube will reward you (or punish you if you had an appointment...)
Oh yeah, now that you mention it I do remember the russian dash cam that caught the SUV that skidded into the path of a semi and basically disintegrated the SUV. Ugh. That was awful.
So maybe it did really happen. Now I really want to know if it's f'realz.
I believe it's real. Virtually every Russian has a dashboard cam. You film enough stuff, weird things like this will get captured. And this accident is well within the laws of physics. Everything behaved pretty much the way it should based on the forces involved. The only thing I see that's questionable is that the rider was able to stay on the roof of the car after the accident as that car slowed down. He should tend to slide off the front hood. But maybe he had a white knuckle grip.
having a dashcam in Russia (and I use the term loosely) is really, really popular, apparently.
My understanding is that the practice started because it was a popular scam for people to throw themselves onto the hoods of slow-moving cars, and then sue for civil damages as an "injured" pedestrian. The dashcam became the only way to protect yourself legally.
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That right there makes me wonder why so many are spoiling for a fight with the Russians. The latest mania for ISIS seems to have shifted the focus however.
My understanding is that the practice started because it was a popular scam for people to throw themselves onto the hoods of slow-moving cars, and then sue for civil damages as an "injured" pedestrian. The dashcam became the only way to protect yourself legally.
Also, police corruption is positively rampant in Russia. I've read that as a reason for Russian dashcam popularity a couple times.
Also, police corruption is positively rampant [strike]in Russia[/strike]. I've read that as a reason for [strike]Russian[/strike] dashcam popularity a couple times.
ftfy
They just don't make totem poles like they used to.
They just don't make totem poles like they used to.
I just can't say enough how offended I am by that statement. Totem poles? Ffs. You should say 'totem polls' as in 'what are your favorite totems'?
I'm so mad. I'm so offended. How dare you. Unless you have a tattoo of your favorite totem you haven't been there! You just don't understand!
:rolleyes:
Or not.
The one in glatt's post tells an interesting story; but, you have to read it from the middle out to both ends simultaneously or it's hard to follow the plot.
You know:
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I'm so mad. I'm so offended. How dare you. Unless you have a tattoo of your favorite totem you haven't been there! You just don't understand!
:rolleyes:
Or not.
Hey! I lived on a totem pole for three months.
You know:
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Oh, well, that explains everything.
Totem polls
Liftem bales
Drinkem firewater
Land in jail...
Did anyone else think of CS Lewis while watching this? Anyone familiar with the Chronicles of Narnia?
I see some big vet bills there. :eek:
The proof is in the Xrays!
http://www.veterinarypracticenews.com/2014-X-Ray-Contest-Winners/
I've been watching a TV series about Veterinary students in their final year of training. In the last episode this week, one of the trainees said that at a practice she was attached to, a dog was brought in having swallowed seven golf balls. She said that you could hear it rattling as it was walked in to be examined. I love dogs, but even I recognise that they do some extremely daft things on occasions.
Young Vets
I suspect that the video player won't work outside the UK for obscure copyright reasons, but it's worth a try.
I suspect that the video player won't work outside the UK for obscure copyright reasons, but it's worth a try.
You are correct, sir.
:)
ETA:
There does appear to be several complete episodes on YouTube, however.You are correct, sir.
:)
ETA: There does appear to be several complete episodes on YouTube, however.
Thanks, Grav. I won't go down that route again. :thumb:
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Click the pic for a real life Jake Tucker. Kinda.
Cool.
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One hopes they stopped for tea and cucumber sandwiches at 4pm. Standards have slipped too far these days.
That was a wicked bit of googly.
hahahahahhaahahaa .... ouch.
Damn you crazy fucking Aussies, raising the bar for the rest of us...
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I didn't understand a single word he said.
Watch fast...might not be up long. On air reporter cops to owning a cannabis club in Alaska, and then quits, live, on air.
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I like how the station says they terminated her. Ummm...she quit on live TV, fool!
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A Doncaster café has caused a stir after the font chosen for its sign led to a misunderstanding over its name.
Shoppers said they had to “double take” when they saw The Tuck-in Coffee Shop, with some mistaking the elaborate "T" in "Tuck" for an "F".
One resident, Betty Lomas, 75, even suggested the the error was deliberate, and perhaps a ploy to lure customers.
“It looks a lot like a swear word to me and I wouldn’t be surprised if they’d planned it on purpose to attract some attention,” she said. "'It's highly inappropriate, especially as there's children about."
Others were more forgiving. Louise Cooper, 38, said: “You’ve got to see the funny side of things like that. I’m sure it was an honest mistake, but it definitely looks naughty and I was very shocked until I reread it and worked it out.”
A staff member at the Tuck-in Coffee Shop said the sign had been there for 12 years without attracting complaints. "I hung the sign there myself and it looks all right to me," he said. "No customers have ever said anything to me so I don't see any reason why it should be changed or taken down."
Daily Telegraph
Locally, we once had the 'Friar Tuck Restaurant'. This provided hours of innocent amusement for school kids who had recently discovered the joys of Spoonerisms.
Anyone who objects to that twelve year old sign has far, far too much time on their hands.
"...highly inappropriate, as there are children around."
:EYEROLL!!:
"'It's highly inappropriate, especially as there's children about."
Yeah - 'cause if there's one thing British kids don't do it's swear like troopers practically as soon as they are able to form the words :P
If you mean the smaller banner, after the word 'shop', it says "excellent something", and "something prices", or "something fries".
I think.
Locally, we once had the 'Friar Tuck Restaurant'. This provided hours of innocent amusement for school kids who had recently discovered the joys of Spoonerisms.
There's a restaurant chain hereabouts called "Fuddrucker's."
If you mean the smaller banner, after the word 'shop', it says "excellent something", and "something prices", or "something fries".
I think.
Excellent Food, Reasonable Prices.
We have Fuddruckers too. Wiki says...
As of 2011, Fuddruckers had 56 company-operated restaurants and 129 franchises across the United States with one in Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada, Dominican Republic, four in Puerto Rico and ten in Saudi Arabia. The company headquarters is in Houston, Texas.
I guess that means one in the Dominican Republic too. :confused:
If you mean the smaller banner, after the word 'shop', it says "excellent something", and "something prices", or "something fries".
I think.
Ahh - was that in answer to my (deleted) question about the name of the business?
For some bizarre reason I posted that here - but ws meant to post in the other thread with the brown shoes :P
I enjoy Fudds. The buns aren't great but the burgers are, plus you get to dress the burger yourself. Bison and ostrich burgers are on the menu, last I checked.
Truck drops cargo container on car. Car mashed damn near flat.
No carnage. Driver of the car escaped with bumps and bruises. Passenger? Minor injuries.
WTF?
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That was fucking awesome!
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Country-pop singer Glen Campbell used to perform overtone singing demonstrations as a guest on television talk shows decades ago. He was quite good at it; but, I doubt there are any YouTube videos.
But, it
is WTF.
Looks like it feels good.
luke how toll i yam!![/chihuahua accent]
WTF?
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That was awful. Interesting in a morbid, sorta WTF kinda way, but prolonged listening will make your ears bleed.
That was awful. Interesting in a morbid, sorta WTF kinda way, but prolonged listening will make your ears bleed.
Then you'll LOVE [YOUTUBE]HakplugtPQI[/YOUTUBE] I had the inch and the mm screaming at me tonight.
If you listen to all 23 minutes of that, I am certain you will never be quite the same as before.
I have the cassette and the mp3, the whole thing is 48mins. I love it.
This is called Chakra Activation & Healing Meditation.
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"...somewhere in the northern hemisphere."
I think I've been there.
This might narrow it down a bit...
Wikipedia - Great grey owl
I've looked at
www.catersnews.com, to whom the picture is credited, but can't find any further information. Can't even find the picture!
ETA Found the original image on
www.ardea.com but that doesn't help either.
Farmer Johann Huber walks with his nappy-wearing cow Doris on his farm in Gmund am Tegnersee, Germany. New EU regulations being discussed are proposed to forbid manure from areas with a gradient of more than 15 per cent.
Bavarian farmer puts nappies on his cows in EU protestI encountered Tuvan throat singing for the first time, live, when I was living in Moscow. I had no idea what to expect and it totally blew me away. I bought about five CDs (Hun Huur Tu was the band) and I love them all.
Sent by thought transference
Bavarian farmer puts nappies on his cows in EU protest
I followed the link - was quite interesting. The bit that made me chuckle though was this :
The European Commission has denied the EU responsibility and pointed to how Germany has implemented the legislation.
The commission has begun legal action against Germany for failing to enforce the EU directive which restricts "land application of fertilisers to steeply sloping ground, to avoid leaching of nitrates and water pollution".
"The nitrates directive does not foresee a ban on grazing animals on sloping land," said a spokesman.
"Germany is revising its national nitrates action programme. However, it is not likely that the German authorities will propose any ban on grazing animals on sloping land."
A Brussels source added: "Bavarian farmers should raise this issue with the German Federal authorities in Berlin, rather than with the Commission in Brussels."
So often this is the case. Big headlines about what the crazy Eurocrats are up to now - except that the original legislation wasn't that crazy at all and nobody was suggesting that farmers can't graze their cattle on hillsides.
You can almost here the resigned sigh when the spokesperson says "Bavarian farmers should raise this issue with the German Federal authorities in Berlin, rather than with the Commission in Brussels."
German farmers do have to be watchful though. In the US incrementally over many many years the Federal Government put regulations and subsidies in place that centralized agriculture into the big player system we have now. Push-back is difficult once the regulated big industry starts writing the regulations as the organic movement has realized. From my perspective the EU is a big mistake like our own Federal system it moves power away from the people to powerful organizations.
Not too hijack: Elizabeth Warren talks about the thousands of little decisions a day that go against the people in DC because the rabble can't afford lobyists.
School lunch by ConAgra involves many of those.
School lunch???
I don't get it, no breaking news there, but maybe you had a "stale" copy buffer when you made your post. Is the link in your post the one you intended?
Amusing mix up. I intended to post a piece by a Dad who ate the lunch at his kids school. The food was pretty grim.
This pirate ship installation is impressive even by American standards! Situated in Lorain, Ohio, this Halloween scene, which looks like something you would expect to see on the set of Pirates of the Caribbean, was built by Ricky Rodriguez who wanted to create something unique for the popular holiday event.
Daily TelegraphThat is awesome. I can imagine my brother doing something like that.
I wonder what kind of permits and red tape that required?
Just as bizarre is the "professional twerker" in the next picture at the link.:rolleyes:
The boat was probably already there, in preparation for flooding from Lake Erie. ;)
I wonder what kind of permits and red tape that required?
He did something similar last year which...
...was realistic enough to catch the attention of a building inspector who was concerned that the family had damaged the house and was amazed to learn it was all decorative.
Ohio home’s Halloween pirate ship grabs attention
Pirate ship Halloween decorations thrill neighbors on Tacoma Avenue in Lorain
Might have a bit of time later to look at Street View and find out what the house looks like the rest of the year.
It that type of neighborhood, most places (except Texas) require permits for a damn tree house or playground type stuff these days. The nanny state wants to be sure nobody can get hurt from falling off, on being fallen on in a wind, plus flammability. Of course most of that comes under a "because we can" power trip. :eyebrow:
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See, his garage is falling over. :haha:
With its Soviet-era planes, rudimentary safety belts, and reputation for questionable safety standards, Air Koryo is unlikely to appeal to nervous fliers.
This really is a minor niggle. Nothing wrong here that a bootful of opposite rudder won't put right.
***
Koryo Air: on board the world's 'worst' airline
*** Assuming the other two engines are still working. ;)
You always have to be avoiding airplane poison.
One drop will kill ya.
Yeah but that 1957 seating configuration looks more appealing than some current layouts.
In the absence of any speculation I'll start some.
Fuel exhaustion.
Unlikely as long as the other two engines are going.
Fuel starvation due to mechanical failure.
Possible.
Fuel starvation due to fuel mis-management.
Possible.
Fuel contamination.
Anyone's guess.
Double mechanical failure due to Sod's Law.
?
Any other ideas, anyone?
Cheap-ass gov't-run airline?
Oh, I know... Photoshop, 'cause I notice a squiggly pixel in the 7th verse of chapter three in that picture. From the colors I'd guess Pixar, but hard to tell since Disney ate them. ;)
I guess with all those people taking a zillion selfies every day,
somebody will try to be original.
Get a load of this little guy:
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His name is Giuliano Stroe, and he is from Romania. He's 10 years old, and he's been lifting weights since he was two.
"Sturmir October 16, 2014
I’m romanian. His father is a failed boxer/bodybuilder. The social services gave him a few warnings for child abuse and after that he moved to Italy. The latest news i know about this kid is that some tv show host invited the father and the kid to a medic so that the father can confirm if the kid is healthy or not. This kid’s joints are almost wrecked."
Found this log raft hard to believe but apparently true. I wonder how many boats were towing/guiding it?
We're such pussies today. They'd never let something like that happen now. OSHA takes all the fun out of dying in a horrible industrial accident.
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I guess with all those people taking a zillion selfies every day, somebody will try to be original.
Some of those are pretty disturbing ....
Some of those are pretty disturbing ....
Maybe it's the
Krocodil. :(
Yeah but that 1957 seating configuration looks more appealing than some current layouts.
I know that, when I auger in, I want to do it in comfort.
Man, I sure am glad the tobacco companies were looking out for us.
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Yeah, My Dad smoked them for awhile and I was stealing from him. Liked to have killed both of us, and maybe him. And me down the road. :bolt:
Man, I sure am glad the tobacco companies were looking out for us.
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:facepalm:
Why am I not surprised?
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WTF? How can you reduce something 400%? If you reduce it 100%...ain't that all of it?
Uh, maybe it's retroactive. :haha:
Pound for pound, the amoeba is the most vicious animal on earth.
~from under the mug
I would like to counter that amoeba, with 'the-woman-who-has-been-shown-the-truth-against-her-will'.
:cool:
Now, do you take that to the body shop, or the tire repair guy?
WTF indeed. They were driving that truck around with one of the lug nuts missing?
Now, do you take that to the body shop, or the tire repair guy?
Neither. You run like the clappers in the opposite direction.
There is no charge for this advice.;)
Now, do you take that to the body shop, or the tire repair guy?
Word. Someone could be injured!
You chalk it up as a loss, sell it to someone you hate, go home, and have a drink.
You chalk it up as a loss, sell it to someone you hate, go home, and have a drink.
... or 10
We had a similar picture awhile back and then I couldn't find a link to the project I'd read about which forced them to move equipment this way. I thought it was a tunnel but it's a pump storage power plant called
Linthal.WTF indeed. They were driving that truck around with one of the lug nuts missing?
Word. Someone could be injured!
can't believe I quoted the wrong post...
We had a similar picture awhile back and then I couldn't find a link to the project I'd read about which forced them to move equipment this way. I thought it was a tunnel but it's a pump storage power plant called Linthal.
Adam Ferrara?
On an episode of Top Gear, Adam Ferrara lifted a Jag over a mountain by chaining it under a gondola.
Not a big fan of the Merkin version. Love the original, though.
On an episode of Top Gear, Adam Ferrara lifted a Jag over a mountain by chaining it under a gondola.
Oh OK, Don't watch that.
Listening to my local news on the radio, the announcer mentioned that the Lady Hilltoppers, from Western KY University, will be playing the Louisiana Tech Lady Techsters.
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I heard it as the Lady Texters, and thought "Texters, WTF?"
:neutral:
Thank goodness for improper sticker placement:
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That's what you get when you underpay your workers
That's what you get when you hire students for part time, underpaid, summer work.
It's just a matter of time...
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Any relation?
Marv, from the movie "Sin City", called.
He wants his chin back.
No one really remembers how The Burger Wars started...
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...but everyone remembers how they ended.
hahahahahahah .....hahahahahaha.....ohmigod that is hilarious...hahahahahaha
Yeah, I wouldn't fuck with Jack.
Just kidding.
All works posted on this wiki, unless otherwise stated, are works of fiction. This is not a Roleplay site. The Foundation does not exist.
Trey Gowdy will be submitting his House Select Committee Reports to the Foundation as SCP-2012, -13, -14, -15, -16, ...
The World's worst personalised number (vanity) plate...
People won't be in a hurry to ram him in the ass.
Busted.
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BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!
Man, I hate it when this happens:
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Just ruins the paint job.
Son of a bitch, another guardrail we have to pay for. :mad:
Look at it this way, it will create 45 jobs...
:rolleyes:
Yeah, but those jobs will only last a year or two. ;)
A car was seen driving down the A666 towards Bolton town centre with a back-seat passenger gripping a large ladder through the window
You can't cure stupid. :facepalm:
What the hell, the driver is sitting on the wrong side of the car! :p:
Hey, leave me outta this!
The worse that could happen is he could have the arm ripped off and die of blood loss. Not such a big deal.
I drove over such a ladder in the fast lane of Interstate 10 at regular highway speeds, back in the day. THAT was an exciting day.
At least they saved the delivery fee.
Maybe it's a rental car, or borrowed from an in-law. ;)
That's the difference between outlaws and in-laws; outlaws are wanted.
What's the betting he tried to drive his 14ft wide ensemble through a 13ft wide gap?
That won't turn out as well as floating under a drawbridge with a hardon.
If you drive into a ditch, it'd be easier to climb out of it.
Oh sure, of course, LICK the Japs, that's what it says, [SIZE="1"]wink wink nudge nudge[/SIZE] :haha:
I wouldn't lick a Jap, if he was glazed in honey!
[/General Melchett]
I wouldn't lick a Jap, if he was glazed in honey!
[/General Melchett]
All that practice with footnotes paid off, I see. ;)
Su Daocheng of Shiyan, in China's central Hubei province, spent two months making this mechanical horse.
Yes, but why?
He went to see War Horse when he was in London and it was just SO moving...
I wouldn't lick a Jap, if he was glazed in honey!
[/General Melchett]
I'd lick you if you were glazed in honey.... Doctor :blush:
I wonder what this is about? :rolleyes:
I wonder what this is about? :rolleyes:
Written by a foreigner. Discussion closed. ;)
Your right, victims are always whining about some nonsense.
I'm not human. And neither is my other brain.
Written by a foreigner. Discussion closed. ;)
Yes Dutch, but...
At the outbreak of the First World War he fled to England, and remained there working as a journalist, biographer and translator, before completing a doctorate under Pieter Geyl. In 1936 he succeeded Geyl as Reader in Dutch History at University College London, retiring in 1957.
So he was familiar.
I'm not human. And neither is my other brain.
The pair that run your life are lovely, but they're not brains. ;)
Haggis Pops.
Haggis Pops.
OMG! That looks like a baklava type of filling in a pizzelle. The only thing that would make that better is if it were coated in chocolate! :drool::yum:
Well, maybe some bacon in it would be good, too.
I don't know what Slang is up to
over there, but a snake with legs/feet isn't a good sign. :headshake
A camel sports the latest trend in camel racing lycra.
The suits have been specially designed to fit the strange shape of the animals and even come in a variety of sizes.
I wanna see a video of the poor sap putting that suit on the camel.
I wanna see a video of the poor sap putting that suit on the camel.
Never mind putting it on, what about taking the darned thing off?
You could probably sell tickets for a performance like that. :D
I assume it's a coke reference but, swinging a blade is all fun and games until somebody loses an eye.:smack:
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♪ ♫Break out the whisky♪ ♫
♪ ♫And a bottle of wine♪ ♫
♪ ♫Take your shirt off♪ ♫
♪ ♫And chop me out a line♪ ♫
~Kid Rock "Rock & Roll"
^^^Re: WTF?^^^:
♪ ♫Break out the whisky♪ ♫
♪ ♫And a bottle of wine♪ ♫
♪ ♫Take your shirt off♪ ♫
♪ ♫And your nipple too♪ ♫
~Kid Rock "Rock & Roll"
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Welcome back.
I assume it's a coke reference but, swinging a blade is all fun and games until somebody loses an eye.:smack:
Then it all "Hey, free eyeball!"
That reminds me of the episode of "Boston Legal" where the client's mother with the artificial eye would get over agitated and her eye would pop out and go rolling around the room.
:lol2:
This...
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...but, texting is illegal.
NO NO NO, Don't touch that.... THAT button is the landing gear
Today's IoD reminded me of these, taken at a UK MoD site:
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Today's IoD reminded me of these, taken at a UK MoD site:
RAF Regiment?
more like Navy perhaps?
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I saw an ad for an Occ Doc in Kittery, Maine, for the Portsmouth Naval Base. Wonder if I'd get to drive one of those, if I took the job?
Going to spend a week in June at CAMI, the Civilian Aerospace Medical Institute, learning aerospace medicine and getting qualified to do FAA physicals. CAMI looks amazing, on the internet at least. I hope they show us all the research labs etc. Here in NW PA I'll just be doing basic stuff, but if it's fantastically cool in June, I could be persuaded to jump ship and do more aerospace medicine.
My daughter had to get certified to give vision tests to those in the merchant marine.
Pretty basic test instuments ...
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Hmm ... when I get folks in for physicals for the merchant marine, the vision tests are more extensive.
Although for truckers, testing for red/amber/green is all that's required. You can use a high-tech expensive Titmus machine, or you can provide ten or fifteen pieces of yarn in different colors (that include the above three) and ask the candidate to pick out red, amber, and green. It doesn't have to be high-tech, just reasonably accurate.
If the lamps are the precise thing encountered at sea, carry on. If not, testing should probably be a bit more specific.
Ooops, my mistake. I guess she was talking about testing truckers
Nevermind!
My old eye doc had me flip through a book and read the hidden numbers on the pages for the color test. He made me come in every six months and buy contacts directly from him and do that color blind test each visit. I think I was funding his beach mansion. Finally I switched docs and the new one gave me the color blind test as a new patient, and never again.
Just sent by phone from Sundae in the last couple of minutes.
She's in Birmingham (no, not the one in Alabama) returning to Yorkshire after a couple of days at her parents.
There's a rest stop and change of coaches at Brum, so having a few minutes to spare, she thought that this might amuse and asked me to post it.
She didn't eat there, BTW.
:thumb:
I would like a mother clucker burger, please, with cheddar.
I'm pretty hungry...Let me have one of them double mothercluckers.
Hand me my work shirt, it's the one with Bad Mother Clucker on it.
Hand me my work shirt, it's the one with Bad Mother Clucker on it.
for the win!
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...but, texting is illegal.
"They've got SCMODS"
This can't be real... can it... no, no way...
This can't be real... can it... no, no way...
Nah. They used 'your' properly.
Also,
Copperplate Gothic has never been used for a marquee.
And marquee fonts are almost always All Caps, but never Small Caps where the first letter is a larger capital letter.
How hard can it be to make an appropriate font for these sites that let you invent marquees?
Maybe not that hard.
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But somebody has to be first. :haha:
I saw this story and pic, and literally said "What the
fuck?!" out loud.
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It's a weasel. On a woodpecker!
Look at the pics, then
read the story.
ETA: Why this is on YahooFinance, via Business Insider, is beyond me.
Dang.
Bruce beat me by like, uh, -- let'sseenowcarrytheelevenplusdaylightsavingtimetimespurpleminusaardvark--, well a lot.
Wait, whut?
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"Honey, the doc said so."
Prescribed by
Vito Barbieri.
So there I am, 15 minutes ago, just heading down the road following an MB...
Wait WTF
Georgia criminals, you gotta come up with a more creative way to number temporary plates.
"What should we put for a number?"
"123456789."
"There's only eight spaces."
"12345678."
"Come on, that's too obvious. The cops will know we just made that up."
"12346789."
"Still too obvious."
"13246789."
"Oh God that's perfect! Okay whatever you do, don't drive it past the expiration date we put on there."
Hey, Toad? Try not to let something like this happen at work:
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That video wall is...unfortunate.
Oww fuck. That took me a second
That must have been a real headache to put together.
Who was the brains of that operation?
Oh, c'mon. It's right on target.
Upon seeing the result of his work:
Awww, shoot.
Right. Those are bezel-free displays and you should not be seeing any air between them. This was a poor installation, probably hastily done.
I followed the link. It is nuts. :p
Then I clicked another link and got this:
Bored pilot draws giant penis in the sky
http://metro.co.uk/2015/03/14/bored-pilot-draws-giant-penis-in-the-sky-5103457/Henceforth known as The Kissimmee Cock.
:lol2:
Just wtf is going on here?
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:confused:The only time I've seen that sort of thing with an explanation, it was students reassembling a car agreeing a flagpole.
After considerable head scratching... the truck hit the pole, snapping it off somewhere below bumper height. The pole vaulted upward from the force of the impact, but firmly attached at the top by a lot of wires, slingshotted back through the windshield, thus skewering the offender for the authorities.
Now if you'll excuse me, I must bandage my head. :bandaid:
After considerable head scratching... the truck hit the pole, snapping it off somewhere below bumper height. The pole vaulted upward from the force of the impact, but firmly attached at the top by a lot of wires, slingshotted back through the windshield, thus skewering the offender for the authorities.
I'll buy that.
I bet the coyote was driving. I can see it clear as day now.
I'll buy that. I bet the coyote was driving. I can see it clear as day now.
a perfect correlation of the facts :D
After considerable head scratching... the truck hit the pole, snapping it off somewhere below bumper height. The pole vaulted upward from the force of the impact, but firmly attached at the top by a lot of wires, slingshotted back through the windshield, thus skewering the offender for the authorities.
Now if you'll excuse me, I must bandage my head. :bandaid:
A perfectly cromulent conclusion.
A perfectly cromulent conclusion.
I've never watched The Simpsons, so wasn't aware of the origin(s) of 'cromulent'.
To me it always sounded vaguely like a 17th century word and, for a time, I wonder if referred to
Oliver Cromwell.
I am severely discombobulated as a consequence.
Should give the Simpsons a go - it has moments of true genius.
Should give the Simpsons a go - it has moments of true genius.
A mate of mine is a devoted fan of the Simpsons and has watched each episode umpteen times.
He has three kids, now more or less adults, who probably pointed him in the right direction.
I can't get a few of my buddies to grasp that the The Simpsons is not a "children's cartoon", but actually written for adults.
They won't commit to Family Guy, either.
They "don't watch kids' shows."
Their loss.
Simpsons is some of the best satire on tv. Sometimes people mistake childlike for chiildish.
A dog had to be rescued by firemen after becoming stuck in a car engine as it chased a cat.
Woody, a Bedlington Terrier, was wedged after scrambling under the bonnet of the car in Plymouth.
Well, I suppose that's what dogs do...
I hope the cat did this on purpose.
Cats rule, dogs drool![/somemovie]
It looks like a puzzle. It's begging to become a meme.
Yeah, don't chase pussy go play with you car.
How many dogpower is that engine, Bob?
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:eek:
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The hand looks like that of a young person. They are showing off, which is fine. It's their life. But as they age, they will learn, and gain the wisdom to know that intentionally bending your joints the wrong direction leads to even more joint problems. Just because you have flexible joints doesn't mean you should flex them more than they should normally be flexed.
Photoshop.
Look at the palm in relation to the finger knuckles.
I think the hand pic is real.
C'mon, with fingers bending backwards from what is clearly the palm. :rolleyes:
Double jointed people can do that. The only question is can they do that with enough finger strength to counteract the double jointed thumb pushing from the opposite direction?
In this picture, the wall is pushing the fingers into that position. And I don't think this hand could hold a soda can, even though it can be put into that position.
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But in this picture the fingers are doing it under their own power. Are they doing it with enough strength to oppose a thumb? Maybe. Maybe not.
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I believe it's real. I can match the fingers-against-the-wall picture without any effort, and I'm not even double-jointed, just really flexible from years of popping my knuckles backwards.
Pushing against the wall is one thing but to stay wrapped around that can they must be glued or taped in place. I don't think he's holding up the can, more likely sitting on the keyboard.
Heh. I didn't even notice the keyboard. It's obvious now that the weight of the can is on the keyboard. But I still think the hand is real. It's just not holding the weight of the can.
I thought the finger knuckles looked too normal to be bent backward that far.
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Anywho...
I presume he means
The Appalachian Trail:
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On the face of it, this is a standard issue WTF photo.
Who, after all, would build a glider in an attic?
It's a replica of the glider built by British POWs in Colditz Castle which was intended to be launched from the roof in an escape bid.
The attempt was never made as American troops reached the Castle before the glider could be used.
A few years ago, Channel 4 TV made a documentary about the escape plan and constructed a full size replica of the craft using the same materials and techniques.
Unlike the original endeavour, the replica glider was flown but, for safety reasons, it was radio controlled. It reached a meadow on the other side of the river from the castle and would have flown further but the decision was taken to crash land the craft due to houses nearby.
There's some video of the flight here taken by a spectator.
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ETA Flight viewed from a different angle.
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The cloth (?) covering on the plane (visible in the 'related videos' thumbnails after the vid plays) looks exactly like Grandmadigr's table cloth.
The cloth (?) covering on the plane (visible in the 'related videos' thumbnails after the vid plays) looks exactly like Grandmadigr's table cloth.
Found it...
The glider constructed was a lightweight, two-seater, high wing, monoplane design. It had a Mooney style rudder and square elevators. The wingspan, tip to tip, was 32 ft (9.75 m), and it was 19 ft 9 in (6 m) from nose to tail. Prison sleeping bags of blue and white checked cotton were used to skin the glider, and German ration millet was boiled and used as a form of dope to seal the cloth pores. The completed glider weighed 240 lb (109 kg).
Colditz CockPrison sleeping bags?!?!
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This might not be news to Dwellars on the other side of the pond, but...
I did not know Jason Statham was a dancer in music videos back in the day.
Here, about 35 seconds in:
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And, here, making his first appearance at about 15 seconds in:
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:facepalm:
Learnt it
here, btw.
I don't know if he's an idiot, or a ƒucking genius...
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That looks like Bruce Jenner. So I'd say the jury's out on that one.
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There's a beer that can only be sold in Wisconsin to undercover officers?:eyebrow:
:D
These people up here are Krazy with a capital K.
What the hell?
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Or witchcraft.
Witchcraft and silver solder.
I would point out that several of those coins on the left are the kind with holes in the center, and I bet that makes it a trivial thing to balance those particular ones. The vertical coins would fit in the center holes at 4 contact points instead of at a very narrow line. Visualize a big monster truck tire standing up vertically in an open manhole.
There's obviously some skill going on with the stacking, but not nearly as much as if the coins had no center holes.
And there seems to be a suspicious looking defect in the bottom of that glass jar. Definitely looks like a crack.
The horizontal coins on the inside and outside are offset.
I suspect superglue.
No tricks in my bar-trick...
It's one way to entertain young kids while waiting for food in a restaurant,
especially the suspense when you set each end of the toothpick on fire.
I learned that one with a quarter taking the place of the toothpick.
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If you have a flat rim on your glass (this one is a little on the round side), you can push that quarter right out to the very edge, and it looks for all the world like you're defying gravity.
I tried two different kinds of toothpick, on three different kinds of fork, and could not replicate Lamp's trick.
I learned that one with a quarter taking the place of the toothpick.
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I tried two different kinds of toothpick, on three different kinds of fork,
and could not replicate Lamp's trick.
It is probably easier to set up with a quarter.
But even with no tricks, a bar-trick is a bar-trick,
And so... I guess you get to buy the next round. ;)
Meet me Wednesday...I'll buy ya a bucket.
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I don't see any other destruction, and that looks like a sculpture in the background. I bet it's "art."
Intentional display. "Art" is subjective. :rolleyes:
I bet it's "art."
art. agreed.
Intentional display. "Art" is subjective. :rolleyes:
Maybe.Dirk Skreber's [COLOR="Red"][SIZE="5"]exhibit[/SIZE][/COLOR] at Milwaukee Art Museum
Nobody has dared call it art.
Here's a novelty who's ship has sailed... "Really scatters the gang when you throw this baby in their midst." Still will, just before you die.
If it only explodes once what do you do with the other 9 days and of your 10 day trial? :eyebrow: whoops my bad it explodes over and over nice toy if you live in Afghanistan
I think it would be even less welcome in Afghanistan. :eek:
Why? WHY???
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You had one job...
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It is probably easier to set up with a quarter.
But even with no tricks, a bar-trick is a bar-trick,
And so... I guess you get to buy the next round. ;)
Meet me Wednesday...I'll buy ya a bucket.
You show me a video of you setting the ends of the quarter on fire, and I'll buy ya a case. :)
Brass Band, looks like it might be at Burning Man.
Most of today's 'music' is bullshit.
lol
dude's got a strong core
If my trainer sees this photo, he'll make me do this. :eek:
Brass Band, looks like it might be at Burning Man.
This from the new Mad Max movie, it's called the Doof wagon.
Ahh, thanks Beest. :beer:
These people are nucking futs!!
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I wonder how they unloaded it?
For sure, they didn't buy those planks at Home Depot or Lowes
They could be steel or microlams.
Prolly from the truckramp tree...
Lyle, below, from "Blazing Saddles", has a question about
this .gif clip...
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Not Scotland, Not Ontario, Minnesota.
Wouldn't a row of lamp posts have done just as well?
This must have been when gasoline was a fairly new commodity, and ignition sources like stoves, and oil lamps, even candles, were more common. Bigger families and more flammable multi-family structures, too.
But Jesus, people, 23,000 in 5 years?
Never use gasoline inside the house for cleaning purposes ......righto.
Natural gas:
1. Colorless
2. Odorless
3. Tasteless
According to a story a teacher told me in school (it has to be true) This was found on a blackboard in the remains of a school reduced to smithereens shortly after it had the new natural gas installed and was the impetus for adding scent to the gas. I never bothered to see if this was true.
The same teacher also told us in chemistry class that "Alcohol and gasoline don't mix. Actually, they do mix, but they taste terrible."
Well I'll be darned! Although the blackboard had other things written on it, still gas related and ironic.
All true, natural gas is all that. Hydrogen sulfide is the answer. But alcohol and gasoline? I hope your classmates took the meaning figuratively.
But alcohol and gasoline? I hope your classmates took the meaning figuratively.
They all died of an
inflamed liver.
Thanks. I'm here all week. Try the high-test.
They all died of an inflamed liver.
Thanks. I'm here all week. Try the high-test.
That's a hot one, right there...
The only thing I can figure is for lighting for two people?
You could use it for weed, that way you'd be...
double-jointed
Must have cut a deal with the city.
You could use it for weed, that way you'd be...
double-jointed
:notworthy
What. The. Fuck?
Indian city to pay residents to use public toilets
I knew they had a problem...I didn't know it was part of a belief system.
What. The. Fuck?
Indian city to pay residents to use public toilets
I knew they had a problem...I didn't know it was part of a belief system.
It isn't, but it is part of a belief cistern.
I'd like to know how big that pipe was and under how much pressure.
Plant's been open 4 years.
Is there a subliminal message here?
A 36-inch water main burst on 52nd Street and Wyalusing Avenue in Philadelphia causing chaos. Some homes were evacuated as the water reached up to three feet on some streets. The city water department got the water shut off after several hours, and officials were checking for damage to a gas line.
Is that a parking ticket under the wiper?
If so, was it put there before or after the event?
Knowing the Philadelphia Parking Authority, after.
Knowing West Philadelphia, the car deserved it anyway.
BTW the burst water main was installed in 1885...
The water in the hole creates a secondary WTF image - hanging stuff out to dry ?
If this doesn't qualify for an entry in WTF, I'm not sure what does.
That's awesome. I love that sign.
That's awesome. I love that sign.
It's Australian. It couldn't really be anywhere else. :D
Just goes to show you that everything in Australia is trying to kill you.
maybe everything *except* Todd.
eta:
just Todd. Alitantha is trying to murder us with self-inflicted cake overdoses. Not a bad way to go, granted, but, just the same. They're aaaaalllll delicious looking. At least we'll die happy.
Todd and my Uncle Jim.
Although he tried to kill my Mum when she went to visit by not having an ironing board. She nearly had a heart attack.
So just Todd, then.
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I'm picking up a little... anger in the room, hm?
If you can come up with an explanation for what the ever-loving fuck is going here....I'll believe it.
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No, they're not relatives. Not mine, anyway.
In a moment of absent mindedness, he picked up an axe instead of his banjo.
More than that, I cannot say.
Just uncle dad having a little fun. ;)
He's trying to take credit for the cleavage.
The Greater Snorgbeast often preys on the weakest members of the herd...
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Not exactly Bobbi and Cutter John...
10 points for Bloom County reference.
Portnoy and Hodge Podge are scared. Very, very scared...
A young music hall dancer wears a gas mask and helmet in February, 1940
OK, that explains the gas mask, but the WTF is the design of the costume crotch. :eek:
That is where the MAGIC is.
[removes the cape covering her hoohaa covering]:
TADA!!
IGNORE THE MAN BEHIND THE CURTAIN!!!!
Heh, it is great and powerful...:rolleyes:
It'll make a man do just about anything.
It'll make a man do just about anything.
Saw this post first and thought "Pussy?" Then I scrolled up...
A young music hall dancer wears a gas mask and helmet in February, 1940
I bet
a review of your search history would be *very* interesting.That only works if you create a Google archive. I don't want them keeping track of my searches, that's between me and the fencepost... and the NSA, FBI, CIA, KGB, MSS, and Limey's MI6.
Actually I think that picture came from
historical times.
You forgot GCHQ.
It's the only part of Government that listens to the electorate.
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Looks like a pretty good trade.
Didn't you used to arbor climb, Grav?
Ever climb one in the snow.. that was that tall?
Didn't you used to arbor climb, Grav?
Ever climb one in the snow.. that was that tall?
I've been known to drag an extension ladder up a tree in the past. That shit gets old. Really fast. It's also very expensive to the owner of the tree. Like
$200/hour expensive, if
I'm climbing..
That's why they make bucket trucks.
As for in the snow? Hells no! I was in the bucket once, though, after a spring snow and was making along nicely when a clump of snow in a tree branch decide to vacate the premises about 40 feet overhead. Knocked my hard hat off and about gave me whiplash. Not to mention the fair amount that went down my neck under my jacket.
Good times, man, good times.
Did ya notice the size of the limb near the guy at the top?
Four feet thick if it's an inch...at the top.
Four feet thick if it's an inch...at the top.
You've said that before...
♪ ♫All those downtown ladies call him "Treetop Lover"♪ ♫
♪ ♫All the men just call him "Sir"♪ ♫
:jig:
From GrindTV:
Divers encounter mysterious blob off Turkey
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Good grief!
According to Mike Vecchione at the Smithsonian, this is an ommastrephid squid egg case. One of the largest he's seen!
Seafood Omelet for 1,000.
1 ommastrephid squid egg case
etc, etc,
I opened up a package of butter ring cookies the other day:
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Yes, no, maybe? WTH? I don't even know what the question is.
ETA: They were delicious.:yum:
Honeymaid? Milkmaid? Somethingmaid.
Don't eat the ones in the middle.
No always means no.
Honey Maid is a Nabisco company, I didn't know that.
Can this be real? Do people actually fall for this?
They say it was just the one store, and it was a mistake:
A media relations rep told Eater that the water’s appearance on the shelf was a mixup:
“We appreciate you bringing this to our attention. We looked into this right away and found that this item was being carried in just one of our stores in California,” the rep explained. “It was meant to be water with the essence of vegetables and/or mushrooms to be used as broth (similar to a bone broth), which are typically made over a long period of time soaking in water. The product was made incorrectly and has since been removed from the one store where it was carried.”
The rep added that to clarify, Asparagus Water is not a thing, it will never be a thing, and it only happened once in that one California store. If you want it, you’ll just have to make your own at home.
Yeah, but they pulled it from their shelves after the sticky icky wore off.
eta: I posted this at the same time as Toad, when I read the explanation of the rep it made my jibe all the more poignant.
Yeah, it was a mistake, not made properly, not corporate approved, yada yada yada. However, it got made, labels printed, item priced, and on the shelf.
Doesn't this bring the safety of their process of approval at each step into question, when this didn't get flagged along the way?
Oh right, California hippies. Nevermind.
Took me awhile to figure out what the issue was :p I thought....asparagus water? ok, some sort of juice maybe - hadn't spotted that it was just spears of asparagus in a jar of water lol.
Guize, it occurred to me --
It was meant to be water with the essence of vegetables and/or mushrooms to be used as broth (similar to a bone broth), which are typically made over a long period of time soaking in water.
the
official story is they wanted to officially make vegetable water by soaking vegetables in water for a long time
that is not broth. you can make actual broth by
simmering the vegetables. do they intend to not do that.
"We are offended by this asparagus water story. We intended to keep the asparagus in the water for like two days before selling it. With mushrooms too. It was supposed to be vegetable water not asparagus water."
I've seen water infusions of fruit and vegetables. Usually, say, strawberries or cucumber. It's just very weak juice.
Asparagus, though, has such a tough skin, that I can't imagine it would infuse well whole. Maybe if it were cut in half the long way. Either way, it doesn't sound especially appetizing.
And $6 is criminal.
But but, what if a child, elderly person, or someone with a compromised immune system, should accidently ingest that water?
My god, won't somebody please think of the children/elderly/people with compromised immune systems. :eek:
I usually wash vegetables I bring home from the supermarket... This is like drinking that wash water...
I opened up a package of butter ring cookies the other day...
What brand?
Honeymaid? Milkmaid? Somethingmaid.
Lil Dutch Maid. That was driving me nuts.
I don't see a website for Lil Dutch Maid, but the
CA Attorney General has filled suit against several outlets selling Lil Dutch Maid Ginger Snaps for containing lead.
Boy, these cookies really fill me up. :haha:
I don't see a website for Lil Dutch Maid...
Fehr Foods
Couldn't find the butter rings, though.
Ah, butter Rings, 5 cookies = 120 calories.
16 oz bonus pack, $2.49 at
ShopRite.
11.5 oz x 24, $46.08 at
Amazon.The bride and his bridal party make their entrance
We sell Lil Dutch Maid ginger snaps and animal cookies ($2.79, EDLP, they look nasty but they're popular. They're an impulse buy item) and "infused water." The latter is all the rage, we've only been cashing in on the trend for about a month or so. Not asparagus yet, though, all fruit so far. But people buy that shit. It's "Made In House". Maybe I'll look how much it costs tomorrow, but I'm gonna bet $2.99ish. But the bottle is pretty reusable for a while... and pretty and square IIRC. Look, here it is in the Longmont store
http://www.yelp.com/biz/luckys-market-longmontThe infused water is the right thing at the right time. Long ago much of the water available where most people lived, wasn't safe to drink, so they drank other stuff. Then water became safe, but boring, they liked other stuff more.
Then recently get healthy became the hip thing but water was still boring. Now instead of sneaking a Pepsi in the garden shed, they can buy infused water that tastes better than plain water, and drink in front of their friends.
I wonder if they'll get heat from the anti-bottled water crowd?
Look, here it is in the Longmont store
Now, are those free-range blackberries, or have they been confined to a tiny cage all their lives?:eyebrow:
Tall Order. A gardener working for the National Trust clips the 18th Century,
46' tall, Yew hedge at Powis Castle, near Welshpool, ancestral home of the Earls of Powis.
I shall never complain about having to trim the hedge ever again.
After he was done, I bet he was bushed.
What in ye olde phucke?
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No doubt sponsored by a hedge fund manager. ;)
The reason for trimming the hedge is so it won't get too tall/wide. The Powis Earls were not taking care of business. Or were busy taking care of business and the hedge trimmer was busy taking care of Mrs Earl. :eyebrow:
Yewze guys gotta get into the 21st century.
Those upper 2 pics are strictly: Here hold my beer !
That's really where I want to be - hanging in the air with a whirling steel blade
while someone swings me back and forth and up and down and... Oooopy-daisy !
The guy in bottom right is perfectly positioned for a shot to the head right thru the screen
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...You're welcome, ladies.
:p:
What's up with the 'text-on-cookies' thing, lately?
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This my second encounter of
writing on cookies recently.
Thanks! Nice cupcake!
I told you to never call me cupcake on the Cellar. That's a private thing.
'Nice' biscuits have always had it written on them.
Though that looks unlike Nice biscuits as I know them. Too thick and the bevelled edge is too prominent. It looks like the bastard offspring of a Nice and a Malted Milk.
A Nice biscuit is a coconut-flavoured biscuit. It is thin, rectangular in shape, with rounded bumps on the edges, and lightly covered with a scattering of large sugar crystals, often with the word "NICE" imprinted on top in sans-serif capital letters. It is often served as an accompaniment to hot drinks, such as tea. The name probably derives from the city of Nice in the south of France.
A Nice biscuit was listed in an Army and Navy Co-operative Society price list in 1895. British company Huntley & Palmers made a Nice biscuit as early as 1904. The Australian company Arnott's Biscuits also claims to have invented the Nice biscuit. Nice biscuits are sold by various companies under different brand names in most of the British Commonwealth as well as other countries.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nice_biscuit
Nice biscuits and a Malted Milk biscuit:
What is this shit, how can you pay hookers with this?
You buy the coffee and chocolate, and you barter the coffee and chocolate with the locals for services needed.
Of course, good thinking glatt, you buy nylons. :smack:
Re: Nice biscuits/cookies: There's the thing I learned today. Thx, Dana.
Re: How can you pay hookers with this?: Nice scrip. No, not Nice, nice.
Never, ever, give up.
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I was tempted to put this in the nightmare thread...
I mean y'all know I have issues with walking down stairs with doors open behind me, mirrors/ reflections in dark windows, clowns, ventriloquist dummies being sentient etc. I think these fears are common if not always acknowledged.
But this... this...
I worry that dolls will come to life and try to steal my eyes with their cold plastic fingers (because they want real eyeballs for their horried frozen faces, all the better to watch you with) but this is actually so OTT that I'm not sure if I'm terrified or just sad.
Oh I wouldn't let it over the threshold. They can double bluff, you know.
And FTR, this is not a comedy style doll, like Garbage Patch Kids or something.
There's a real range of them.
I just pulled the worst out for a photo op.
I call it Used Paedo Toy.
One of the others looks like he's constipated, the other like he's been spiked (in a Withnail way).
£4.99? I guess they can't give them away free or it would make people even more suspicious.
Looks like they're trying to tap into the big eye children thing, which are creepy to begin with. :eyebrow:
Never, ever, give up.
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Never,
ever, put a live crawdad up your ass.
ftfy
Gloobee Dolls? Gloobee? That's the best name they could come up with? Think about this for a minute...That name made it through numerous meetings. Conferences were held to try to determine a name for these abominations. Not only did someone say "How about Gloobee?", but, apparently, someone else said, "Say, that's not bad...". And no one, no one that mattered, anyway, stood up and said "That's a stupid fucking name for a doll. Especially one that looks as if it's just watched "Brokeback Mountain"."
And then someone stuck their head in the room and said "Doughnuts in the breakroom.".
"Gloobee Dolls it is, then."
Adorable dolls with cheeky real life facial expressions.
Adorable? Real life facial expressions?
Whoever wrote that must keep pretty strange company.
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The filename says 'courtesyofatoronado'...
...and I'm like " An Oldsmobile did this?"
Seems the three black councilors voted in favor of a parking lot expansion for a black church, adjoining a white neighborhood.
Yeah! Get them Christians OUTTA your neighbourhood!
Them and their pesky turn-the-other-cheekiness...
MI just lost all my tourist dollars.
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You remember the movie
"The Rock", with Sean Connery & Nicolas Cage? Where the "only man to escape from Alcatraz prison" helps Cage's Agent Goodspeed break
into Alcatraz prison to stop some baddies who have some nerve gas?
Well, have you ever considered that Connery's John Patrick Mason character has a lot in common with James Bond?
This article explores that idea a little.
Is Sean Connery Actually Playing James Bond in The Rock?
It's a very interesting new twist on an old (1996) movie.
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The filename says 'courtesyofatoronado'...
...and I'm like " An Oldsmobile did this?"
2x4 through a royal palm, Hurricane Andrew, 8/24/1992
♪ He's got the cutest little dinghy in the Navy ♫
♪ He's got the cutest little dinghy in the Navy ♫
Please tell me I'm not the only one hearing
this.
Please.Daaaaaaaaaamn.
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Daaaaaaaaaamn.
That'd make one 'ell of mouse trap.
Yeah, if it didn't explode when the mouse came stomping across the floor...
:D
Because "2 YEARS OF AMERICAN HERITAGE" didn't seem impressive
Please tell me I'm not the only one hearing this. Please.
Not me, I
hear this.
The only reason I know that song is 40 years ago there was stripper I liked who used it regularly, never heard it anywhere else. Maybe I identified with little dinghy. :lol2:
Not me, I hear this.
The only reason I know that song is 40 years ago there was stripper I liked who used it regularly, never heard it anywhere else. Maybe I identified with little dinghy. :lol2:
GOD BLESS YOU XOXOXOBRUCE.
Nope, I don't want a job.
heh. True.
But it wasn't so much a comment about him having a tattoo on his face - so much as a comment about what he had tattooed on his face.
Chicks dig it. Dangerous type.
They'll even cheat on their husbands to have him... well, a piece of him. ;)
Rubber scrotum, panty trailer, second windshield for Barbie, so much WTF you can't take it all in at one light. :eek:
I think the second windshield is on the sidecar.
I don't see a sidecar, I think the wishbone brace goes between his legs, but I could be wrong.
I see a shadow of a sidecar.
I see a shadow of a sidecar.
I don't know why but I read this to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody ('I see a little silhouette of a man...')
I don't, the only shadows I see are the tailpipe, the rear fender bulge on the far side to match the near side, under the scooter, and apparently the phone pole.
The sun is so low, you can't even see a shadow under the trailer.
You can see a shadow under the near mudflap, and there is a matching shadow coming from the far mudflap, and it seems like it would be too close, but that's because of the low sun angle. In between the two mudflap shadows is the sidecar shadow. It's clear as day to me. No question in my mind.
Look at the shadow of the mudflap, in relation to the mudflap, they appear to almost touch. The shadow on the other side is too close to be a sidecar mudflap which would have to be three feet away from the scooter. Plus a sidecar would be as long as the scooter, unless it's a custom Barbie sized sidecar, but I see no indication of that. Usually a sidecar would be even with the back of the scooter/bike, rather than the front. This keeps the sidecar load over the axel and doesn't interfere with steering.
With the sun at that angle the shadow of the phone pole can't be the pole we can see, must be another pole to the right, or maybe a road sign.
Oh, I think the shadow of the mudflap isn't the mudfap, it's the shadow of the muffler/tailpipe under the mudflap, but I still see no indication of a sidecar.
Sidecar.
I figured there could not be just ONE picture of this out there in the big ol' internet.
I was right.
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You're right, he must have taken the spare off the trailer.
So this is the rear of the trailer, not part of his luggage rack, and shadow is from the trailer body, not the trailer mud flat.
you mean rear of the sidecar, right?
Yes, slip of the brain, I wonder if that's Freudian? You know trailer from behind, rather than sidecar beside. :haha:
Probably.
I think the tongue of the trailer and the safety chains are on the back of the scooter and the rubber scrotum is hanging from the sidecar.
The chains would certainly be for the trailer, we don't want Barbie's panties making a break for it, or being stolen by some Jap vending machine operator.
He saved the ribs!!!!
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Good man.
Filename says the pick-up driver was texting.
So what the hell was the bus driver doing?!
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"I went down to St. James infirmary..."
When do we get to see little school trucks?
They
launched an Atlas V earlier this week:
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:speechls:
It's still daytime at that altitude.
One of the rare times I see my tax money at work, that doesn't annoy me.:cool:
Wonder why the one guy changed his shirt?
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Why dat man change his top?
Puke?
Which of these is the stuff ya find on/in a sausage pizza?
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I hate that shit...
I wouldn't want any of that anywhere near sausages.
Fennel is in Italian sausage.
Caraway is Rye bread and Aquavit.
Cumin is in a lot of curry mixes, a mainstay of Indian cooking.
Anise is used in licorice and anisette (duh) sambucca, and Jaegermeister.
Never heard of ajwain.
On a pizza, it's most likely fennel.
Turns out I have a huge patch of ajwain that I and my neighbors are trying to eradicate. It is highly invasive and cannot be killed.
Eat it, eat it
Get yourself an egg and beat it
Have some more chicken, have some more pie
It doesn't matter if it's boiled or fried
Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it
Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it, ooh
That's insane, we just listened to that CD this morning.
My son's Weird Al phase was mercifully brief.
Unfortunately, my Mom can't say the same thing.
I never grew out of my Weird Al stage.
I use fennel seed as a way to balance the bitterness of tomato sauce. I hate the actual seed, though (who likes biting into that!), so I use ground fennel seed instead.
Or you can just cook the tomatoes for a long time -they lose the bitterness :)
bbro!, Missed ya dear. :joylove:
I never found tomatoes bitter.
bbro, if you're using wine in your tomato sauce, let the alcohol evaporate before adding the tomatoes.
I love Indian/asian cooking and often use cumin and fennel seeds; never heard of ajwain.
But I hate caraway seeds. :yelsick:
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FloWaveBig trouble, in little pool.;)
that led to this:
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I had seen whirlpools before, but never the volcano.
So...
I posted
this. 2 x 8 through a palm tree at knee level.
Then, Bruce posted
this. 2 x 4 through a palm tree at flight level.
This tops them both:
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That's a concrete curb.
I can't even begin to understand how the wood is stronger than the concrete there. Unless there was a plastic drainage pipe in the curb right at that spot. Seems unlikely though.
The force is concentrated at the tip.
A joule is the energy required to accelerate a 1 kg mass at 1 m·s−2 through a 1 m distance in space. (It is equal to the energy transferred (or work done) to an object when a force of one newton acts on that object in the direction of its motion through a distance of one metre)
Let's say that splinter weighs about 5kg.
Let's say the tip is about one square cm.
A hurricane's wind speed can be from about 120km/hr to 250km/hr depending on the category
And let's say the the splinter traveled 1000 meters before it made contact.
5kg*(1000*1000)/(69*69) distance squared by time traveled squared >250km/h=69km/s
5kg*1,000,000/4761 (4761 is also known as Gravdigr's constant i.e. 69 squared)
5kg*210=1050 joules
Compressive strength of fully cured concrete (>10years) is 489 kg/cm2 and about 300 kg/cm2 for fresh
1050 joules = 10707 kgf/cm2
BAM!
That's why an oxy acetylene potato gun can shoot a potato through a 3/4" sheet of CDX plywood.
And a little copper slug can penetrate tank armor.
Mass with send you to heaven and speed will kill you. :lol:
How young are you?
If you hadn't fired bacefook recently, you'd know.
hmph.
*as old as you, give or take a year-ish*
Or you can just cook the tomatoes for a long time -they lose the bitterness :)
Sadly, I have never had success with tomato sauce from scratch. I use canned tomatoes and season the crap out of them :)
bbro!, Missed ya dear. :joylove:
Thanks bruce :) New job - more restricted internet access - lol
I never found tomatoes bitter.
Maybe bitter is the wrong word....
bbro, if you're using wine in your tomato sauce, let the alcohol evaporate before adding the tomatoes.
Nope - no wine. I don't actually like wine in cooking, but I may have just had bad dishes
Tomatoes can be acidic, maybe that's the word you're seeking.
This is the thread for Terrence Howard...
Terrence Howard.
Though, maybe "mentally ill" is more appropriate.
Yeah... this is probably not quite the right thread.
He ain't stoopit, he's batshit insane. Yeah, no, that ain't in the right thread, either.
Great minds, and all that shit...:D
Also the thread for
Missouri, where privately owned corporate security forces can now arrest and detain people, and confiscate their property.
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I for one will refuse to recognize, and/or, respect the authoritah of our new, private, wannabe overlords.
Giant, mutant wolffish...Wait, whutwhut
whut?!?!?
Giant. Mutant. Wolffish.
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Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
I'm still on Terrence Howard.
But I'm happy with nuking it from orbit. Flip me, the man is a certified nutter. And I lived with a few of them last year, so I know.
At least J only threw a chair at someone she thought was laughing at her, she didn't invent her own brand of mathmatics.
Actually she did. It was called "Get Cherry to buy me cigarettes and don't worry about paying her back because she's terrified of me." Hey, Governments have been doing it for years. That's not nutty behaviour.
Rubber scrotum, panty trailer, second windshield for Barbie, so much WTF you can't take it all in at one light. :eek:
I wonder if this guy was going to the same place?
"...and not a single fuck was given."
Why? 43? Really?
But a station with 43 pumps is safer than taking a gas station on the road. Remember the overturned load of molten aluminum?:eek:
For the unfamiliar, White is not the color, it's the manufacture of the truck chassis.
I'm guessing the previous 'world's largest station' had 42 pumps.
Maybe, and it probably belonged to the same guy. He had several stations in Utah and Nevada. But I can't imagine enough traffic in those states, in the 1950s, to warrant that many pumps. :confused:
I know, I know, it's not polite, it's not fair, it's rude, and not PC.
But goddamn, woman. :shock:
My thanks go to Osceola County Sherriffs' Office for pointing out which one was which. ;)
So....
Billy Goat Gruff and Santa Claus?
Catering for the less than observant amongst its readership, the NY Daily News article helpfully begins....
A bearded couple in Florida is behind bars while accused of abusing an 81-year-old woman, leaving her critically injured.
NY Daily NewsThey (NY Daily News), has a reminder that abusing someone over 65 is a felony. So don't fuck with me, you potentially felonious bastids. :haha:
Dude done went full derp:
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When I saw that picture online it was flipped? :eyebrow:
The hill in the distance is bare ground. I wonder if there is a trickle or something in this area that continued to add ice buildup?
When I saw that picture online it was flipped? :eyebrow:
I saw the flipped one, too. I was trying to find out where the pic was taken.
Best I could do: Somewhere in Russia.
Umm...Who ordered the F-18?
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Or General Mills...
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Man, I used to love me some Trix when I was a kid. That's who they're for, y'know.
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Unrelated:
Cracker From the Titanic Sells at Auction
For 23,000 fucking dollars!!!!
:mg:
People...It's. A. Fuck. Ing. Cracker.:cuss:
I wonder what it would go for if the Titanic was loaded with starving refugees instead of the rich & famous. :eyebrow:
Cracker From the Titanic Sells at Auction
For 23,000 fucking dollars!!!!
:mg:
People...It's. A. Fuck. Ing. Cracker.:cuss:
$23,000? Chicken feed, good sir!
This photo of an iceberg which
might have been that which the Titanic struck, was sold for £21,000 ($32,000)!
Henry Aldridge & Son, Auctioneers.
Sky NewsHowever, that doesn't make it reasonable, or rational. :headshake
Pressure-cooker fail:
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That's cool! The pot pushed in on the stove top so hard, it pushed the oven door open. And the lid!
Ah! The pressure cooker!
I remember dear old mum having trouble with one of those contraptions.
A jet of boiling gravy issued forth from the safety valve and painted the ceiling in the process.
I walked through the kitchen at the exact moment of the eruption, and being enthused by the latest Apollo launch, shouted 'lift off'!
I judged it prudent to make a tactical withdrawal. ;)
That's cool! The pot pushed in on the stove top so hard, it pushed the oven door open. And the lid!
Third law of motion
Yeah, but the lid is so much lighter, you would think the heavy pot would barely move.
Same force pushing down as pushing up.
The stove top couldn't handle the force coming down on it, so it gave way.
Pressure-cooker fail:
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Looks like a beluga whale to me, which would be odd since they are arctic creatures, but three were spotted off New Jersey this past summer, so one could have [strike]easily[/strike] possibly made it down to the Mediterranean.
That thing sticking out of the water is its fin, and the head is down in the water and sideways to the camera, and it is bent so the body isn't seen as it tapers off behind it. And that black eyeball is the shadow of a bubble. The water also helps distort it like crazy.
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May also be dead and just floating with the current.
He's pining for the fjords ............
Probably a Hungry Hungry Hippo, who's been anally probed then dumped in the ocean by Martians, as a warning to Earth to stay the hell away from their water supply. They've seen what we've done to our own. ;)
He's pining for the fjords ............
'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This whale is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't trapped 'im under the ice 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-WHALE!!
That being said, I've a lovely whale stew recipe 'round here somewhere....
Probably a Hungry Hungry Hippo, who's been anally probed then dumped in the ocean by Martians, as a warning to Earth to stay the hell away from their water supply. They've seen what we've done to our own. ;)
Say that a little slower and huskier, kind of like Lauren Bacall, but wait until I get my Vaseline...
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I don't get it, this was 1979, where are the Rockers? Are they gone by then?
It says new tribes but the Mods aren't new in '79, they go way back to the same era as the Rockers.
Were they ASBO-ed out of existence? :confused:
The name of that Bill Murray character on SNL is "Honker." Carl Spackler is very similar to "Honker" but is more articulate.
They should check their brake pads.
Got his money's worth out of both the pads and rotors. :rolleyes: I wonder if that was a lockup at speed? Not a panic stop but failure to release.
That had to make a noise.
Maybe it was just everyday wear and tear and they didn't notice until the car was taking a little longer to stop and pulled to the right when it did. The loud radio masked the grinding noise before that.
It's a viral image from Russia. No idea the story behind it.
It's a viral image from Russia. No idea the story behind it.
That pretty much tells the story.
With the fancy tiles I was thinking Mr and Mrs North dragging the car behind their motorhome to their second home in Florida. Didn't notice it until the wheel studs broke, or snapped trying to get the wheel off?
That'll buff right... in.
Got his money's worth out of both the pads and rotors. :rolleyes: I wonder if that was a lockup at speed? Not a panic stop but failure to release.
My uncle had that problem.
A visit to his urologist took care of that.
you a bad man, vedy vedy, bad man.
WTF, a prank on C.D. Adams? Maybe a payback? Nobody could think this was a good idea. :headshake
http://cellar.org/showthread.php?p=944379
Skin heads listen to reggae? Pfft. And what is a Trilby? I miss Briana now.
That was 1979, who knows what hey listen to now.
And what is a Trilby?
Headgear that's rarely spotted these days.
Men of my grandfather's generation wore them, very often as a component of their 'Sunday best' attire.
The only time they are seen now in any number is at a race meeting.
Owners, trainers and officials tend to wear them.
Probably as part of an unwritten dress code.
ETA: Language Barriers:
Trilby vs. FedoraThat setup is for election season. ;)
Headgear that's rarely spotted these days.
Men of my grandfather's generation wore them, very often as a component of their 'Sunday best' attire.
The only time they are seen now in any number is at a race meeting.
Owners, trainers and officials tend to wear them.
Probably as part of an unwritten dress code.
ETA: Language Barriers: Trilby vs. Fedora
They made a massive comeback for the British youth in the 80s
That's what Elvis Costello wore, right?
I was waaaay into trilby hats as a teenager. I used to like getting old man trilby hats and waistcoats from second-hand shops. 'Borrowed' a few of Dad's hats too.
I was waaaay into trilby hats as a teenager. I used to like getting old man trilby hats and waistcoats from second-hand shops. 'Borrowed' a few of Dad's hats too.
I bet
that drove the boys wild!
They did when coupled with a crop top, skin-tight short skirt, black tights and ankle boots.
You tart you.
Now if you'll excuse me, I need some alone time.:blush:
Looks like one person is enjoying the game more than others!
Maybe the 'Skins should sign her. She seems to have pretty good ball handling skills.
You're 'sposed to grab the ball and go down the field, not grab the balls and go down at the field...
Also, that guy must have been a decent quarterback, because he sure is standing in the pocket.
How's this for a pizza?
It's a pizza from Sweden called the volcano :)
They should stick to meatballs.
They should stick to meatballs.
And put them in the middle instead of the salad? Now you are talking!:3eye:
I did not know you could buy pipe-laying ships at
Cosco.
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Yo dawg, I heard you like ships. So, I had shippers ship you a ship. On a ship!
Of course it's safe!
McHovercup!!!
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No more spills!
What do you mean health and safety?
Musta been warm out...
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No, this can't be real, no way. They have to be pro dancers, and the USO wouldn't do avant garde dance. :headshake Hmm, those are carbines.
Musta been warm out...
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I do this with traffic signal poles when waiting for the lights to change to cross the street. There is a noticeable difference in temperature even in a pole's shadow.
Richard Gere's toilet?:
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Shame on :lol2: you. :lol: That's not :lol2: nice. :lol:
See? This is why ya tie a string around it's leg...:neutral:
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?
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1,111 carat white (I assume) diamond.
Amazing how comparatively small it will look when they're done with it. I'll bet that won't get cut in the backseat of a Lincoln.
I wonder if the chips taken off can be used in smaller stone rings they can charge more for because they are a piece of a famous stone?
Dorothea Lang was a government photographer during the depression, snapping pictures of everyday folks.
WTF, is that hammer cocked??
You've heard the term 'cocked & locked' (& ready-to-rock)?
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From
here.
Yeah I know, but I sure as hell wouldn't stick it in my pants like that.
Rough day dear, shot my ass off. :eek:
Looks like there was an assplosion:
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Those damn Brits are sneaky and underhanded. :p:
A friend of mine used to have a Russian map of the Isle of Arran on her wall ...
A friend of mine used to have a Russian map of the Isle of Arran on her wall ...
As something of a map junkie, and having more than a passing interest in the Cold War, I'm looking forward to a book about
Soviet military mapping of the USA and UK to be published next year.
Several examples are included on the website and are of quite startling accuracy.
It makes the hairs on the back of your neck stand on end.
I've got a small cold war era Soviet atlas of the world. It's weird seeing your hometown written in Cyrillic.
It was easy for the commies to map the US, just buy detailed maps from a number of map companies, pick up maps at the gas station and subscribe to National Geographic. The phone book would give addresses of any government stuff, then a couple of Soviet diplomats or tourists could fact check and settle map conflicts.
I see what happened and why, but WTF?
No need to protect the real thing if we've got a perfectly good aquarium exhibit.
My windows are open on December 13th.
And I'm going out in short sleeves.
I should have worn shorts.
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That's a lot of Pooh.
in the cop car, or, as it's sometimes called, the black and white.
I don't think anyone is surprised. :rolleyes:
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LinkNow that is a clear sign of the End Times ®.
It looks like a baby bird pecked it's way out of his head
I'd burn that bale. :2cents:
rodent population gets a boost immediately.
and since I like snakes more than I like wild rodents, this is kinda sad.
That thing might steal cows. :eek:
I had weird snake dreams early this morning, and I think I'm blaming this thread.
When I was living in Boston, next door to Emmanuel College, I wondered why those Nuns always carried a book. :eyebrow:
I wonder how long they thought this was a good idea:
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Heh. Kinda gross. But I think the filename is the joke, that's a way better idea for other problems, like, did the little trinket that got swallowed make it out yet. You could just (ugh) moosh the poo through and the ring/lego/marble/quarter/magnet/etc would get screened out.
Way better than the way I did it...
The night before I got married I was staying at the best man's house. I took some aspirin and swallowed the cap to my front tooth. The hospital said shit in a colander. :smack:
People are, like, totally tubular dude!
A few years back, I worked with a chap who had been in the Royal Navy.
At one stage of his career he served on board the Royal Yacht Britannia where everything of course was ship shape and high standards of naval discipline were upheld. Well, not always.
He told me that in the engine room of the Royal Yacht, a glass jar containing an item of human solid waste, had pride of place on a shelf.
The former owner of this item was said to have been HRH Princess Margaret and it had been retrieved from the ship's waste system for posterity.
Eventually, an inspecting officer caught sight of the jar and and questions were asked.
Shortly thereafter, plumbing downstream of the Royal WCs was equipped with a mechanical device to ensure that solid waste was no longer solid when it reached the bowels of the ship, as it were.
True story. :)
Ew. I once read that Madonna had it in her rider that she would be taking the toilet seat of her dressing room with her when she left, because more than one had shown up on eBay after she had done a show in a particular venue. Might be urban legend; Snopes has nothing on it.
I thought the screen-in-the-toilet may have been in a police station or security lock up. You know, to catch what someone might be trying to smuggle?
I wouldn't be surprised if the file name was accurate.
The grate is spotless, as is the toilet - it would be a device used only when the toilet was not in use.
I did wonder if perhaps it was used by Customs or the prison service (for items swallowed or inserted the other way up) but it seems too clean and too easy to remove.
It seems reasonable to me, if you don't want your dogs to drink from the toilet, to put a protective grid there. Like the grid people put over garden ponds to stop cats getting at the fish.
Sundae, I think that is overthinking it. We have dogs; when we want to prevent them from drinking from the toilet, ew, we close the lid. Waaay easier.
They use things like that, There is a movie* about a guy who was a drug mule who was held in a hotel room until he pooped. They put a screen in the toilet but it was locked in place. The one in that picture could be easily removed.
Don't remember the name of it. Based on a true story...
At a comedy show I went to, the opener talked about the fact that you couldn't poop in the tour bus's toilet, and that there was even "a little screen" to make sure you didn't. (Then he went into a long segment on how it didn't matter because he always had diarrhea, poor life choices, etc. etc.)
The headliner briefly referred to it as well, so it seemed like it was a genuine thing. But neither of them made it clear if it was because the bus itself didn't have a septic system that could handle it (seems unlikely,) or if the septic system was temporarily broken (maybe, you take what's available when you're renting,) or if this was just a special rule for their tour because if the whole crew was regularly shitting in it they'd have to empty the sewer tank practically every day, and their schedule was too tight to be finding random RV parks all over the country. You get a fancy theater's toilet and shower available to use every single night, just go in there.
That's some funny shit right there.
Which prompts the question,
Which would be worse, having funny shit, or having to shit funny?
*shivers* ew.
Maybe because the bus company is illegally dumping the holding tank and turds/paper are a giveaway.
Just ask Dave Matthews about that.
Which prompts the question,
+100 points for not incorrectly using 'begs the question'.
Left the fan on in an ice storm:
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No COLD!!!
Heehee...Fargon with the win. :)
Next time you think you hate your job...
...remember this guy:
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It's all in the fluid arm movements, apparently.
She wiped the floor with her competition.
...left a trail like a slug.
I betchya one of them big, over-stout, Texas cooters would give them a run for their money.
:yesnod:
Germans do things that nobody really understands... maybe not even themselves. :rolleyes:
Germans do things that nobody really understands... maybe not even themselves. :rolleyes:
It should have had a brat at the bottom.
That was the plan, but it took so long to set this up it was consumed by the crowd. :yesnod:
Looks like it was a good party.
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Did he climb on the roof or fall/jump to the ground?
This guy must have money, considering the expense of maintaining and operating that rig just to carry a chopper around. :cool:
Looks like it was a good party.
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overnight thawing :D
Pollacks hated us in the 50s, government orders.
Pollacks hated us in the 50s, government orders.
The Pollacks?
Sydney and Jackson?
What the I don't even...
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It's like a crane Inception.
The Pollacks?
Sydney and Jackson?
:D
Fuck ya, both of ya.
Jackson is Poll[COLOR="Red"]o[/COLOR]ck.
Did you know the chainsaw was invented to saw your skull?
Bar-B-Que? All that for a fucking Bar-B-Que!
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My guess is the audible, nearby ocean waves have eroded underneath the brick/cobblestone sidewalk, or, a sinkhole has opened underneath the walk, and it (the walk) is being pushed upward by the air pressure generated by waves making their way through the cavity left by said erosion.
Weird, though.
It's the Debbil, he hates bicycles. ;)
Re: Mike Meyers, that's the problem with dyeing your hair when it starts to go gray, someday you have to give up the charade all at once. People give Donald Trump so much shit about his hair, but really, he's backed himself into a corner. Look at his head sometime, and imagine what he'd look like with what you can guess his real hair would look like. He'd age 30 years in an instant.
:idea: So that's why Trump wants to be President, rapid ageing is a given in that job. The press has published before and after pictures of every president in memory, so he'll have the perfect excuse, and probably claim to have been the best at ageing ever.
Best explanation I've heard yet.
Steaks are done...
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...hope ya like 'em rare.
Artillery hasn't left much to string phone wires on...
The Waffen SS had Indian troops ??
They had a lot of foreign troops once they opened it up to non-Germans in the early '40s. The percentage of the SS that were foreign grew drastically as the war progressed, I think.
[edit] from wiki:
Initially membership was only open to people of Germanic "Aryan" origin,[6] the "master race", according to Nazi racial ideology. The rules were partially relaxed in 1940, although groups considered by Nazis to be "sub-human" like ethnic Poles or Jews remained excluded.[7][8] Hitler authorized the formation of units composed largely or solely of foreign volunteers and conscripts. Foreign SS units were made up of men from Albania, Armenia, Azerbaijan, Belarus, Belgium (both Wallonia and Flanders), Bulgaria, Denmark, Estonia, Finland, France, Galicia, Georgia, Hungary, India, Ireland, Italy, Latvia, Lithuania, Luxembourg, Netherlands, Norway, Romania, Russia (including Cossack and Tatar, Turkic SSR Republics), Slovakia, Slovenia, Spain, Sweden, Ukraine, Independent State of Croatia, Asian Regiment, Arab Regiment, USA (15-20 volunteers) and a small number of British troops.
The use of foreign regiments was very well established in European warfare. Most European armies had multiple foreign regiments, as well as, often individual foriegn volunteers in their regular regiments. It seems surprising that Hitler would accept that paradigm for the SS given they were the armed wing of the party, rather than formally part of the national army - but they became so much more of an army than a police force through the course of the war, and they were basically a way for Hitler to build a party-loyal full-scale army, despite his intentions for them to act as more as police in his nazi empire. Once you've accepted the need for a full-scale army, you kind of have to accept the need for foreign troops. Then as the war ground on, the death toll was such that the recruitment pool necessarily shifted outwards.
Thanks Dana, I wasn't aware of foreigners in the Waffen SS, I always pictured them as hardcore Aryans.
That article missed the
Free Arabian Legion
That fact is often excised from the records.
Doesn't jibe... :headshake
Not a drive-in, it's a float-in:
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Coulda picked a more appropriate movie, though...
I'm not a supporter of white power, but I must say that I'm glad those who are have such an array of conventional outlets. They appear positively benign compared to what's been popular in the past.
Bwahahahahahahahaha :lol: Hahahahahahahaha gasp :lol2: Hahahahahahahaha :mock:
'the fuck kind of gun is that?
There's a whole imgur album of people making fun of that photo.
That's one of them there revolvamatics...
ETA: Also, the clip is backward.
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Daaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuum, Grandma!
Youngblood done got on Grandma's last nerve.
ETA: Also, the clip is backward.
LMAO
That's one of them there revolvamatics...
ETA: Also, the clip is backward.
Pffft, forget the clip, I think that child is backward.
At least it's not pointed at his head, which is good because I'd bet $100 it's loaded, and in order to hold that magazine right he has to grip hard... on the trigger. :rolleyes:
What the fucking fuck is this?
It's on a lot of sites but that doesn't explain it.
TinEye shows 4 results, all foreign sites.
None say what it's about?
[Firearm] it's not a clip, it is a magazine![/Nazi]
[Firearm] it's not a clip, it is a magazine![/Nazi]
At least it's not pointed at his head, which is good because I'd bet $100 it's loaded, and in order to hold that magazine right he has to grip hard... on the trigger. :rolleyes:
:p:
None say what it's about?
I found a number of russian sites where it seems this guy was a teacher in some physics class and the gun was fake but he was also a kook.
Maybe limey can look into it
TinEye shows 4 results, all foreign sites.
I saw those. They all seem to be WTF sites, so to speak.
I found a number of russian sites where it seems this guy was a teacher in some physics class and the gun was fake but he was also a kook.
Maybe limey can look into it
Gimme the URLs and I will :3eye: (please)
Since when did you start playing by the URLs.
I couldn't resist. :lol2:
I think they speak Russian by the Urls.
[Firearm] it's not a clip, it is a magazine![/Nazi]
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I thought, "Well, that's gotta be bullshit.".
Nope. I'm a frayed knot:
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I saw those. They all seem to be WTF sites, so to speak.
Gimme the URLs and I will :3eye: (please)
google image search results show a bunch of Russian pages with same image:
http://cllr.me/uPm
http://progorod59.ru/news/view/3206Popdigr spied this on eBay:
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:3_eyes:
I like.
Not enough to hang on my living room wall, but maybe in my workshop.
And it's not too big for any room.
Crocalope?
That's a gator.
Stagigator?
Got a craving for some vending machine meat?
<<<< sheepishly leaves....
C'mon ghost, meat the challenge.
These are some ba-aad puns.
Wool you please stop?
Yeah, no, I don't get it.
Got a craving for some vending machine meat?
Eww
I don't know, if the meat is dated and the refrigeration unit is working it makes sense if you need to grab something quick for dinner and don't want to make the trip to the market of brave the crowds. Some of the vending machine route drivers re-stock their machines every day.
Got a craving for some vending machine meat?
Eww
"Woohoo, cheap meat!" via
The FrinkiacA bathroom company showroom/ conference room?
Facilities had to store the chairs somewhere while the carpet in the other room was cleaned.
That is the stuff of nightmares.
That is the stuff of nightmares.
Or a German fetish video...
It's a pooper party.
Fixed it.;)
I gotta great WTF pic fer ya...
I don't get wha--
Wait.
Is that Braille?
WTF, indeed.
I used to frequent a restaurant that had Braille dots under the signs for the ladies', and men's rooms, which were a good nine feet up the wall (the signs, not the restrooms:D).
Hey, I snagged Bruce's Black Centurion card...
Let all do lunch!
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Not me, I live in a cash world.
Hey, I snagged Bruce's Black Centurion card...
Let all do lunch!
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That's the way to do it!
:D
And $27 for a frikkin cappucino? Guess the froth is made made of elf spit or something.
Actually, it's $9 per cappuccino, which, while high, is much much closer to the surface of the earth.
Seven bottles of booze for $5000 a bottle, that shit will fuck you up. .
[COLOR="Blue"]Team Building Event[/COLOR]
That's the way to do it!
:D
Then split the tab six ways, assuring all six can not afford to quit.
And $27 for a frikkin cappucino? Guess the froth is made made of elf spit or something.
Um... not spit, and only from male Elves. ;)
My local guinea place will tag you for $8.95 a plate and you won't have room for anything but a coffee after.
And no $7328.20 tip added automatically.
2 Johnnie Walker Blue - $150
Since a (very) quick Google Shopping check says JWBlue is ~200 bucks a bottle that must be $75 a shot.
If you crash and tear your clothes, sew 'ew up and Mom won't suspect...
While posting here about motorcycle riding, I've mentioned that I used to "sew some curves together"; but, that takes it to a whole new level.
That bike leaves me in stitches.
That bike leaves me in stitches.
Well that tears it. I'm finished.
Um... not spit, and only from male Elves. ;)
Theirs is frothy?
@ Grav: *grins*
If you beat it, it will froth.
:rotflol:
If you beat it, it will froth.
If you beat it, it will froth.
Isn't that a quote from "
Field of Creams"?
Little family home on the banks of Lake Lucerne, Switzerland.
Who TF built that annexe? :eyebrow:
BTW: This is for real, I took that picture myself. :3eye:
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Nice pic.
How many different styles can ya put on one [strike]house[/strike] home?
On the shore of a lake? Must be Rusoleum damp-proof primer. They just haven't got around to putting the color on yet. :lol:
By the way, that's a very nice photograph.
Laundry of the Library of Congress. Why does a library need a laundry, scrub out dirty words?
That's a heavy smoker, very heavy...
:eyebrow:
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Darn gender bathroom wars! Now the guys are doing it!
Hey man, nice trailer, that's the bomb...
Jersey? I'm shocked - NOT!
If you're a pandacar driver, how do ya not pull that guy over? Out of curiosity, if nothing else.
Jersey? I'm shocked - NOT!
I think that's Arizona.
Bruce is correct. That is Phoenix, AZ.
I think you don't pull it over for the same nonreason that you don't pull over a guy pulling a trailer with... A couple motorcycles on it, or a trailer full of yard waste. Because none of them is really an actual bomb the size of a truck. There's just no way. Why bother.
But if you're a cop you can pull him over just to ask WTF. I had a cop in NY State pull me over to ask if I built my truck myself.
When you're Ty Cobb you can slide any way you want. :eyebrow:
How do they do that? looks more like 1932 to me.
Cat's eyes removed? WTF?
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The reflective studs, commonly known as 'Cat's Eyes', in the centre line of the road have been removed to enable re-surfacing to take place.
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These passive devices are being replaced by solar powered LED models.
The edges of some roads are marked by green (nearside) or red (offside) cat's eyes.
I've driven quite a bit in the US but mostly by day, so I don't recall seeing them there.
Are they part of the road fixtures and fittings?
In my defence, it's twelve years since I was there and the memory does tend to fade.
Link.The inventor of Cats Eyes was from near where I live. The factory where they're made is still there.
The inventor of cat's eyes was Percy Shaw of Boothtown, Halifax, West Yorkshire, England. When the tram-lines were removed in the nearby suburb of Ambler Thorn, he realised that he had been using the polished strips of steel to navigate at night.[1] The name "cat's eye" comes from Shaw's inspiration for the device: the eyeshine reflecting from the eyes of a cat. In 1934, he patented his invention (patent No. 436,290 and 457,536), and on 15 March 1935, founded Reflecting Roadstuds Limited in Halifax to manufacture the items.[2][3] The name Catseye is their trademark.[4] The reflective lens had been invented six years earlier for use in advertising signs by Richard Hollins Murray, an accountant from Herefordshire[5][6] and, as Shaw acknowledged, they had contributed to his idea.[1]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat%27s_eye_(road)
It varies here, usually depending on how much fog the area gets. Originally some areas used Bott's Dots, I have one of the originals. Then the reflectors evolved and some even combine both but I've never seen them. Locally they've been cutting the pavement to create a narrow rumble strip along the centerline.
The reflective studs, commonly known as 'Cat's Eyes', in the centre line of the road have been removed to enable re-surfacing to take place.
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These passive devices are being replaced by solar powered LED models.
The edges of some roads are marked by green (nearside) or red (offside) cat's eyes.
I've driven quite a bit in the US but mostly by day, so I don't recall seeing them there.
Are they part of the road fixtures and fittings?
In my defence, it's twelve years since I was there and the memory does tend to fade.
Link.
Very rarely do you see these on our roads (I should say, rarely do I see them) When I have they've been yellow reflectors.
Ahh, just read he wiki article. We get a lot of snow here, so the plows would tear them up.
Yeah, I've seen different ones in different places. I don't remember the details of what was where.
Around here they're set in shallow grooves so they're flush with the road surface
There is a road in western Virginia, I forget which now, that is very prone to blinding fog. I was caught on it one foggy evening, totally blind, no place to pull over and stop. I was afraid of going over the edge of the road and down the steep hill when suddenly, lights similar to runway marking lights came on alongside the road, enabling me to see where I was going enough to get out of the fog belt and back to safety.
Bless whomever put those there and whomever turned them on for me!
There is a road in western Virginia, I forget which now, that is very prone to blinding fog. I was caught on it one foggy evening, totally blind, no place to pull over and stop. I was afraid of going over the edge of the road and down the steep hill when suddenly, lights similar to runway marking lights came on alongside the road, enabling me to see where I was going enough to get out of the fog belt and back to safety.
Bless whomever put those there and whomever turned them on for me!
....I think I was on that road. It was basically a two lane twisty road through the mountains. It was just a fog wall, basically. Luckily, I was there during the day. I just followed a big rig. :)
Yeah, stick your hands in there, just don't make any sudden stops. :eek:
Can you even imagine the national alert if this happened today? :shock:
Ah, yes, the 1992 Buick Skylark. The acme of safety, security, and martial preparedness...
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Can you even imagine the national alert if this happened today? :shock:
Yeah, about two months after people start dying.
That stuff - and much more - is all readily available today anyway.
What would you call these besides four wheeled, rubber tired, engine stands? :confused:
Just as pointless as golfing, but maybe less expensive and probably more fun.
I not sure they're not as expensive, each is a fortune. Bubblegum cards you can't fit in your wallet. :lol:
Weird, funny. I wonder if this is a play on the currant bathroom ruckus.
What would you call these besides four wheeled, rubber tired, engine stands? :confused:
Well, the Grey Poupon-colored '57 I'd call Photoshopped...:neutral:
Maybe, but compare the build details to the red one above it and then are very similar.
Are your eggs too short?
note: Narration is in German, but you don't really need to know what it's saying.
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WTF is right.
But I guess Pringles are sort of the same idea.
I swear at the beginning when the man is served the long egg, the narration says 'vut the fuck' in coordination with the look on the guy's face. :lol:
Anyway, I should get a job in food production because I would probably never want to eat ever again.
Long egg...Ya learn something new everyday.
That was pretty cool HappyMonkey.
He says it didn't hurt until a shot time before they took it out. :eyebrow:
It got overlooked because he was so fucked up. They start with the most serious shit and go down the list, so it got hidden by a cast.
But I'm amazed it didn't bother him all these years. :crazy:
I guess the lever in a '63 T-bird was chrome, and not chromium.
How could anyone think girls would wear this to work? :rolleyes:
Japan must be more crowded than I thought.
"Collection."
Obviously they mean his rock music collection. Or his collection of hit Disney musicals. Surely.
"Collection."
Obviously they mean his rock music collection. Or his collection of hit Disney musicals. Surely.
They need some sort of sanitizing spray nozzle like some of the automatically cleaned public toilets they have in some cities. Because, ew.
Porn videos, Anime, North Korean propaganda...
Builder's pick-up truck :eyebrow: :rolleyes:
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I've seen worse!
Often, when the vehicle is being driven with the windows down, the accumulated detritus tends to end up on the side of the road.
Actually, I think that's been contrived. No self-respecting builder would be without a copy of The Sun* wedged between the windscreen and dashboard top.
* A mass circulation tabloid noted for having a somewhat sensationalist approach to its stories and a flexible interpretation of the word 'truth'.
The SunBuilder's pick-up truck
That's a pick-up?:eyebrow:
Makes me remember the first time I turned on the defroster on my bucket truck...Tiny wood chips went everywhere.
That's a pick-up?:eyebrow:
You might call it a flatbed, not sure what the difference is.
I just thought the nose was a little slanty for a pick-up.
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In other WTFness:
The Farmer's Insurance guy, Vern Schillinger from "Oz", Chief Pope from "The Closer", the really mean dude in "Whiplash", wherever you know him from, he's J.K. Simmons, and I bet you never thought he was packing the guns of Navarone under his shirt:
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Dude is 61 years old.:bolt:
Lots of the world has pickups with van type noses.
Vern Schillinger. Are you fucking kidding me? I googled him but in all of the pictures he's clean shaven, or close to it, and no where near the wrinkles around eyes. It startled me, not because of the arms but the face. Let me put it this way, I could slap my picture on his passport or drivers license, and nobody would bat an eye, not the cops, not customs, not even NSA. :eek:
Builder's pick-up truck :eyebrow: :rolleyes:
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That's a pick-up?:eyebrow:
You might call it a flatbed, not sure what the difference is.
I just thought the nose was a little slanty for a pick-up.
Lots of the world has pickups with van type noses.
It's a Ford Transit drop side truck much favoured by the building profession.
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I believe that the above is a slightly later version of that shown in the first pic.
Much more practical and useful than our pickups. People would be less apt to choose them as car substitutes for suburban living. Not stylish enough, too utilitarian. I wonder how that would look a 42 inch Cepeks? :haha:
$15,000 worth of 'donks ought to 'hood it right up.
Really? Hmm, $15 a dozen by the gross... you could make a hell of a bullet proof vest.
One of the things I've enjoyed about cars/trucks/bikes is the individual personalizations of them. But I often say WTF? :haha:
This is definitely a WTF...
Probably broke the other three trying to remove air wrench-installed lug nuts. I hate that shit. I just took GrandCherokeeOne back to WallyWorld (they put my tires on) and made them remove and replace my lug nuts after I rounded a lugnut trying to get the damn things off to install brake shoes. Had to drill the damn stud out. Fucking fuckers.:bitching:
He told me this morning the hubcap and studs were gone when he discovered it.
I promised Sears I'd tell this story on stage everyday until the lawsuit is settled...
I was in Georgia on tour when I noticed that the tires on my van were wearing weird, so I took it to Sears Automotive, a trusted name in automotive care... It took them 3 and a half hours to change 4 tires... They had to whittle one out of a piece of wheat... I pay 'em $900 of my hard earned cash, I took the first right hand turn out of the parking lot and the left rear tire falls off, it falls off, IT FALLS THE FUCK OFF... Turning my van into a tripod, spinning me into a dimension of pissed-off I have never been in before in my life! Later through research i discovered that this guy was a tire guy, he didn't somedays work on transmissions...he was a tire guy. Apparently Sears sent him to tire... College ... For 3 days, apparently he was sick on LUGNUT DAY, but they still let him work on my van! So I'm suing them and I'm hoping by this time next year they will have to rename the Sears Tower in Chicago to Ron White's Big Ole God Damn Building and you guys can all come party!
I'd forgotten about that story. I love Ron White. He could read the phone book and make me weep with laughter.
Reminds me of Penny Racers:
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Was it one of the scariest things I’ve ever done? Absolutely.
Would I do it again? I just did.
LinkSo lame. I thought it was going to go all the way down to the ground.
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Yes, 40 ft isn't enough time to do more than a little poop in your pants.
Words of wisdom, don't buy a condo in Morocco.
Best. Draining. Porches. EVER.
So lame. I thought it was going to go all the way down to the ground.
Yes, 40 ft isn't enough time to do more than a little poop in your pants.
That's pretty much what
I thought, too.
I saw "1000 feet up", and, "360 degree", and thought "Well, that sounds awesome.", but...no.:right:
Would you go to a Roman orgy with the Skipper?
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Pass. PASS!! Get. Out. Of. My. Head!!!
It's fake.
Here are some others.
Make sure to read the track titles.:lol2:
So, I had the munchies, and bought a box of Butterfinger Bites.
These guys here:
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But, while munching away, I was reading the back of the box:
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Serving size: 8 pieces
While on the right side of the box: "Know your portion", and it says 4 pieces, and the little picture that supposedly illustrates this, shows only 3 pieces.
WTF, man?
[SIZE="1"]Yeah, I'm easily confused.[/SIZE]
... [SIZE="1"]Yeah, I'm easily confused.[/SIZE]
The serving size is just for nutritional information. Your portion is to let you know how many you get to have so there'll be some left for other people. The picture shows only three; because, they know you're going open the box and eat one of yours before you even get out of the store. Then you'll point out to other people that the label says "about" 2 servings per container to make them think that there wasn't a piece missing and you should still get your portion of 4 pieces. When they question your veracity, since the box has been opened, you'll tell them that someone knocked the box out of your hands, it burst open and maybe a piece fell out; but, that it shouldn't be held against your portion as it wasn't your fault. You'll pat yourself on the back for having a cover story and a cover within a cover. The other people will still be skeptical; but, on the outside chance that the box really was knocked out of your hands then burst open and perhaps all of the pieces fell out and you just picked them up off the floor and put them back into the box, they'll decline to have any and let you have them all. Of course, that was the ruse you intended to pull off all along.
I did the same thing just last week without realizing it either.
You're good.
In a baaad way.
:D
I need this in my life...
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...on every corner.
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Depends men's pull ups for old farts ?
I don't know, if the meat is dated and the refrigeration unit is working it makes sense if you need to grab something quick for dinner and don't want to make the trip to the market of brave the crowds. Some of the vending machine route drivers re-stock their machines every day.
tarheel
Photographer should have included dislocated shoulder guy's feet in the picture so you could see if he was off the ground.
Watertaxi?
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Despite finally figuring it out, however, the couple have decided to stay together, and have no plans of getting divorced.
This story is just steeped in WTFness...
And, no, this
wasn't in Kentucky.
No way. That's not real. Not even Floriduh.
Link now goes to Yahoo's home page, instead of the article.
[COLOR="DarkRed"]A mod may want to kill that link. A quick search did not turn up another working link.[/COLOR]
Here's the text from the article, for some reason the link to the story takes you to Yahoo's home page, the quick-read version of it comes up, though.
From Cosmopolitan
Just three months into their marriage, a Florida couple got the surprise of their lives after discovering that the bride was the groom’s biological granddaughter.
According to the Florida Sun Post, the couple - who have requested to remain anonymous - came to the startling discovery while looking through the 68-year-old’s photo albums, which included pictures of his first wife and their children. His 24-year-old wife instantly recognized one of the children as her estranged father, who she says kicked her out of the house when she was a teenager after she’d accidentally gotten pregnant.
As the husband explained to the Florida Sun Post, he and his first wife had gone through a terrible split, and when she left him, she took their kids with her and moved to an undisclosed location. Despite his many efforts to find them, he was never able to, and eventually, he got remarried and started a new family with his second wife. However, that marriage also ended messily - but in a stroke of luck two years later, the 68-year-old ended up winning “several million dollars” in the lottery.
He soon decided he was ready for love again, and after signing up for a dating website, he came across his future wife’s profile.
“I just felt strange when I saw her photos,” the man said. “It was like a sense of déjà vu, but at the time I couldn’t figure out why she seemed so familiar.“
Despite finally figuring it out, however, the couple have decided to stay together, and have no plans of getting divorced.
“If we’d never found out, we would’ve lived out lives happily together, and us being related shouldn’t change that,” the 68-year-old said.
"Every couple is different and special in their own ways,” his wife added.
I'm sure the several million in lottery winnings had nothing to do with the woman staying with grandpa.:right:
Wait...
Is that young woman her own step-grandma?
Is she her father's step-mother?
...the hell?
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Wait. We're supposed to feed our parents down there?
Own a car? Own more than one? Is/are it/they in good shape?
Congratulations, you're racist! On an institutional level.
So says this gay guy.
I can't decide if he's stupid, or insane.
Graduation gift college chairs are racist. More whites own them*, so dude's a racist for sure. I wish I could read the seal to see where he went.
*this fact hasn't been fully researched as of print deadline.
OK, I actually watched the 7 plus minutes of the video and that's not really what he's saying. He's saying that the US has shitty public transportation and that you have to have a car to get around in most places. And if you can't afford a reliable car, then the deck is stacked against you.
And the chair is from Yale.
I would tell the raccoon joke, but it might be considered racist being I live in the south. However, I am from New Jersey so it may be Ok.
tarheel
Tell the raccoon joke, but
over here.
:D
Tell the raccoon joke, but over here.
:D
Ok, but I toned it down.
tarheel
Where in Jersey, Cap?
I take it you are from NJ too. I was born in Tampa, Fla., but grew up in Maplewood, Cedar Grove and West Orange. I have always had a motorcycle and spent much time riding the roads of N.Jersey.
tarheel
Yup. Grew up in Mahwah, lived in Hackensack, Englewood, Bogota, and now Lyndhurst.
Janky toe!
JANKY TOE!!!!
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Oh, yeah, and
plarn.
Plarn - Group of ladies are making mats out of plarn for the homeless to sleep on.
That lady on the right needs to shave.
Yup. Grew up in Mahwah, lived in Hackensack, Englewood, Bogota, and now Lyndhurst.
Hey Crimson, Lived in Bogota to, Fort Lee Rd, small world
Hey Crimson, Lived in Bogota to, Fort Lee Rd, small world
I was right next to the St. Joes church lot.
When were you there?
Crimson, did we live together? I lived in the red brick 4 family on the North West corner, 75 East Fort Lee Road. If you looked West out of the lot there was a drop down to the driveway, 1976
https://www.google.com/maps/place/75+E+Fort+Lee+Rd,+Bogota,+NJ+07603/@40.8752857,-74.026382,3a,75y,18h,90t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1sIl4jDWH4i4bn_FnYODPLnA!2e0!6s%2F%2Fgeo2.ggpht.com%2Fcbk%3Fpanoid%3DIl4jDWH4i4bn_FnYODPLnA%26output%3Dthumbnail%26cb_client%3Dsearch.TACTILE.gps%26thumb%3D2%26w%3D392%26h%3D106%26yaw%3D18.726297%26pitch%3D0%26thumbfov%3D100!7i13312!8i6656!4m5!3m4!1s0x89c2f7543a99750d:0x5ffa1c268f9dcc9b!8m2!3d40.875456!4d-74.026306!6m1!1e1?hl=enI was in Apt. 3.
If you were there from November of 1993 until October of 2016, then yes, we've met.
Crimson, to funny, which one was apt 3? I was top right as you face the building. Two interior decorators lived there before us and used the garages for storage. We bought a lot of stuff from them when we moved in, antiques. Whole apartment was painted black. My garage, the end one closest to the church parking lot was decorated with fake windows and drapes. A guy named Mike bought the building while we lived there. The fire inspectors made him sheet rock the basement, he did the cluge job.
3 was bottom right. You were in 4.
Did you have the built-in bookshelves when you were there?
I saw the painted on windows in the garage and was wondering about that...
Mike sold to Bill Katsapis sometime in the '80s.
This is now the "What the fuck!" thread. Well done!
This place is astounding.
Crimson, the decorators used our apartment as a show room/model. They put the window unit in (front windows overlooking FT road) and the book shelves to the left and right of the bath room door. John and Jim lived in apt 3, it was very well lit with hundreds of plants hanging everywhere. They moved in 1979 to San Francisco and split up a few years later. Mike put the washer and dryer in for us as we had a newborn baby boy, who just turned 40. It was me and my wife's first apartment, we loved it there, she from Pal Park, me from New Milford.
burns, you received good wishes and help from queers? Omg, the world will come crashing down. Shows how far we have come despite the bigots. Good for you being ahead of the curve. :beer: :notworthy
xoxoxo, When the wife and I moved in we were the only straight couple in the building. We were always open minded and John and Jim became good friends. When they split up we were so upset, that was the only way we knew them. We even went to a gay club with them one time and had a blast. My wife and I often talk of them and wonder where they are today.
Damn. It is a small world.
In Apt. 3, some of the plant hangers are still there, and you could see where the old ones were removed and Spackled over.
In Apt. 4, the bookcases by the bathroom were removed, but there are two in the living room.
Plus a big medallion, I guess you call it, for hanging a light fixture.
My wife is from New Milford.
The coincidences just never stop.
My head is spinning. Small World doesn't quite cover this one.
Crimson, say hello to the New Milford wife, McKinley Ave here, I have some professional pictures of apartment 4, I just have to find them. You will flip out, they are something else
Cool.
She grew up on Ridge.
She's shocked about all this...
She's shocked about all this...
I think its safe to say we all are.
Where's the engine located?
I can see it in the back of the bed.
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Does the box say Victorinox on it?
Worthy! Very handsome!
Bed: decorative.
Does the box say Victorinox on it?
One of them Swiss Army microwaves, eh?:D
That could have went in the Brilliance in Advertising thread.
It definitely catches the eye.
Vurry nize. Didn't know that one.
That could have went in the Brilliance in Advertising thread.
It definitely catches the eye.
Totally for advertising only. Brilliant! Apparently this is a "thing" There were a bunch of them - all seemingly I'm guessing in Europe/Germany.
Totally for advertising only.
:lol2:
Pop the tab for additional braking?
Pop the tab for additional braking?
Or elevation, I hear it gives you wings.
There used to be a used-car lot in Everett, Washington (or the general vicinity) whose claim to fame was a Yugo they'd modified to look like a 1970s-80s home phone, the push-button style rather than rotary dial. They even had a giant headset/ear-mouth piece/whatever that was called welded onto the roof and doors, and I think their phone number was written on it. Wish I'd been able to get a pic of THAT while living in the area!
There is a road in western Virginia, I forget which now, that is very prone to blinding fog. I was caught on it one foggy evening, totally blind, no place to pull over and stop. I was afraid of going over the edge of the road and down the steep hill when suddenly, lights similar to runway marking lights came on alongside the road, enabling me to see where I was going enough to get out of the fog belt and back to safety.
Bless whomever put those there and whomever turned them on for me!
I think I've seen that road in a documentary about disasters. Something like a 100+ vehicle pileup? No, wait, that might have been in Tennessee.
Yep, 12-11-90. From MentalFloss:
Just after 9AM, on a stretch of I-75 in Tennessee, dense fog blanketed the highway and led to a 70-car pile-up. There had been warning signs posted but conditions deteriorated too quickly for them to help motorists. The wreckage stretched for a half mile and caused 13 fatalities. The car fires added to the chaos and 33 different fire companies responded to the call. Survivors say that it sounded like endless bombs and gunshots going off as one car after another plowed into the mess. Tennessee has since installed an improved fog warning system with fog sensors that can change the read out on highway signs to alert motorists and also close on-ramps to prevent pile-ups. Reflective markers and flashing lights were also installed to help guide cars stuck in fog.
How could anyone think girls would wear this to work? :rolleyes:
The same way anyone could think that surgically augmented boobs that appear to have been filled with helium balloons is anything but a medical abomination? Or is that just me?
...And the occasional 80s hair metal band member, at least one of whom (now deceased, I believe--it was the bassist from Slaugher iirc) admitted to literally bolting out of his motel room to barf after seeing a badly-done, scarred-up boob job on the groupie he'd brought back with him.
Some women will literally do ANYTHING to have bigger breasts. My sweetie had an ex who dumped him because all of his (like 5) female friends had bigger ta-tas and she was SURE he was cheating with at least 1 of 'em on account of her measly li'l C-cups.
Also, about the electric bra thing...as has been proven by the nightmare of a genetic disease in horses known by its initials, HYPP, constant minor muscle spasms will cause building up of muscle mass. In the American Quarter Horse, a stallion named Impressive is responsible for a 40-year trend of breeding for a potentially lethal genetic defect that happened to make a horse look better in the conformation show ring, where heavy muscle bulk is highly sought after.
The bra would work on a woman's pectoral muscles the same way--constant tiny shocks = constant tiny spasms = bigger muscle, which will very slightly enlarge breasts. Provided the electrical delivery system functioned properly and didn't electrocute the wearer.
In response to the 'small world' conversation, I have a couple of WTF stories I only wish I could illustrate with images.
About 5 years ago, I was in Post Falls, Idaho at a little rock/gem shop, chatting with the owner. He starts talking about how back in the late 70s n early 80s he and friends would save up a few bucks, get a cheap motel room in Lincoln City, Oregon during the week, beachcomb like crazy for a couple of days, and then set up a table near Mo's Restaurant in Taft, the south end of LC. They would sell the shells and agates they'd found to tourists who had not been so lucky at beachcombing, which was a pretty common practice back then. I very innocently ask if he ever remembered seeing a little girl with braids running around with a slightly older boy. He said he did, whereupon I grinned and told him "That was me and Jason. My dad was the head cook at Mo's and Jason's dad was the restaurant manager." Guy almost had a heart attack.
1991 and I'm working at Arby's in Keizer (north Salem), Oregon. We get a new manager in from another store, a fella named Stan Kuchas (pronounced koo-chass). Something about Stan just kept bugging at me, and finally it occurred to me that when I was really little I might not have heard the names of my dad's friends and coworkers quite clearly. So one day I'm slapping sandwiches together and Stan has the register and I ask during a quiet minute if he has kids. Yep, two boys, both in college. I ask if one's name is...Jason. Stan says yes. I ask if Jason's right around 22 years old. He looks up at me through the sandwich slide with these HUGE eyes and asks "Just who the hell are you???" So I ask if he remembers a guy named Rico that used to work at Rustlers Steakhouse in Portland and then Mo's in Taft. Stan says he does. "I'll tell him you say hi if you like. I'm his daughter, the one that used to run all over Taft with Jason while you guys worked together at Mo's." In 1981, for the record. Stan just about hyperventilated; when I was a kid I'd thought his last name was Couch, pronounced "cooch" just like Couch Street in downtown Portland, Oregon.
Most recently, I started a new Twitter account for the express purpose of tracking the professional activities of some of my favorite musicians. No profile pic, no info other than my name. This lady pops up outta nowhere and asks if I'm from Oregon. I check her out...stay-at-home mom of 2, lives in Hawaii, infrequent posts, nothing suspicious, so I answer yep and ask if she is too. She answers with yep, and went to GRADE SCHOOL with a girl who had my same name...in Lincoln City...Oceanlake Elementary...Mr. Augustine's 6th-grade class.
OMFG you guys--she's got me 100% nailed and we have not seen each other since we watched the fucking Challenger explode on live closed-circuit tv, with 3 classrooms of kids around each set! I've been recognized in some weird situations by people I never expected to see or hear from again, but holy shit THE CHALLENGER DISASTER was the last time I'm sure we were in the same airspace!!!
I know it happens to other ppl, but that seems pretty high on the WTF scale.
There used to be a used-car lot in Everett, Washington (or the general vicinity) whose claim to fame was a Yugo they'd modified to look like a 1970s-80s home phone, the push-button style rather than rotary dial. They even had a giant headset/ear-mouth piece/whatever that was called welded onto the roof and doors, and I think their phone number was written on it. Wish I'd been able to get a pic of THAT while living in the area!
Like this one?
Awesomeness.
I drove a Yugo for a while.
It got me around.
Around the bend?
What were your digits? Did it travel long distance or local calls only? What made you finally hang up?
Know why Yugos had rear window defrosters?
To keep your hands warm while you're pushing that piece of shit.
Guy walks into a parts store, and says "I'd like a rearview mirror for my Yugo."
The guy behind the counter says "That sounds like a good trade."
All joking aside, the one I drove was actually a pretty decent little car. A red GV, 4-speed, am/fm/cassette and two, count 'em, two speakers.
Momdigr bought it as a brand new unsold vehicle. It was a couple years old. A guy in Clarksville, Tennessee bought a shitload of never sold Yugos, and sold them for about $2500 a piece. Momdigr used for a 60 mile (round trip) commute for a few years, before putting it out to pasture. That's when I got hold of it.:D
I cleaned out a fence row with it, and didn't even dent it. I tried, literally, and I mean literally, to pull the gear shift out of the transmission in a fit of rage. I was bent over, completely inside the car, both hands gripping the gear shift, bending, snatching, yanking, cussing.
Drove it for a year after that. Finally smoked the clutch, and it was sold to a friend of Popdigr's who wanted the engine to run a mini sawmill.
The same way anyone could think that surgically augmented boobs that appear to have been filled with helium balloons is anything but a medical abomination? Or is that just me?
I'm completely with you.
More titty for daddy is a good thing. I don't care if they're filled with mashed potatoes.
[size=1]Mmmm...warm, buttery mashed potatoes...[/size]( . v . ):yum:
Those would be far better than the immovable overfilled, rock hard balloons some women seem to have these days. I prefer nature's creations. I think Imma start a list.
I'd hate to see what they consider bad...
I'd hate to see what they consider bad...
Fewer than 400.
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All your pictures are broke Gravdigr. Oh boo hoo.
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That last pic is creepy as fuck.
I think those are CPR trainer dummies, with the mouths removed.
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I have a couple of those mouths. Keep one in the truck and one in the house.
tarheel
I have a couple of those mouths. Keep one in the truck and one in the house.
tarheel
to help you remember where your teeth came from?
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A wax figure of President William Howard Taft is seated in the front seat with its detached head in the back after it was purchased from an auction of the Hall of Presidents Museum, which closed in November, in Gettysburg, Pa., Jan. 15, 2017. (Photo: Mark Makela/Reuters)
I think those are CPR trainer dummies, with the mouths removed.
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They look like portable Trump speeches, without the asshole.
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Weirder bigger.
Wait. What are these? Is it the gentlest SOS-type pad, or like the heaviest duty tampon ever?
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They're steel wool soap pads (SOS pads).
Boston loves their Citgo sign, it shows up on Boston Marathon coverage, and in every Red Sox game from Fenway Park. It's a Boston landmark. I remember when it was a green and white Cities Service sign. I've a feeling Boston (government and/or citizens) will get into this fray.
Ah, smell that free market air! Nothing like fresh capitalism!
WTF is this? Granted it's France in 1930, but it looks like a cross between Mary Poppins and a reptile. Maybe a mermaid?
She doesn't look like she'd appreciate her boobs being used to hang on.:headshake
Hmm, a Naga dressed as Anna for The King and I. :D
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Perhaps a Naga?
Or a Nagra?
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That was awesome.
Full of wtf moments, but very groovy.
I love the mouse in the grocery store.
WTF, is this one of those spiders on drugs tests? Of course if it's something unusual and not understood the immediate response is photoshop. :rolleyes:
Is that Aztec for 'Some pig.'?
Looks like the web of a common garden spider. I had one in my yard once with a similar web pattern but I failed to save a picture.
California has minimum ice cream prices?! WTF?!
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Where is he going to park that thing? I not being sexist by saying "he", no woman would be that stupid. :eyebrow:
Where is he going to park that thing?
In the handicap zone, looks like.
Three if it's got bunks. :haha:
I took these two screen grabs from a video. The engine ripped completely out of a car in a crash, but still running. WTF?
Looks he was hit by a deer(e):
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Wait...Look again at the tread pattern on the Merc's hood.
Did he drive under that tractor?
Whether he/she drove the Merc under, or the Deere drove over, we don't know. Probably both.
The tractor was either hit from behind by the car, or it was backing up over the car. My bet is on speeding car hitting slow tractor.
What makes you think the Deere was had from behind?
Another thing I've personally seen it the tractor or thresher boogieing along and using the road for a u-turn to do another row. Hell, out in the middle of nowhere what are the chances of a car coming through during the row change. :lol:
What makes you think the Deere was had from behind?
Good question. I realize I was wrong. Looking at the tread on the tops of the wheels, I got confused over which way the tread on the bottom of the wheels was pointing.
It was a head on collision.
Ah right, I didn't think to look at the tread pattern. :smack:
Thats funny because I know how they mount tractor tires.
Good question. I realize I was wrong. Looking at the tread on the tops of the wheels, I got confused over which way the tread on the bottom of the wheels was pointing.
It was a head on collision.
Same here. I had two choices and got confused.:lol2:
What makes you think the Deere was had from behind?
He's been keeping his back to the wall. And won't even reach for the soap.
He's been keeping his back to the wall. And won't even reach for the soap.
LaughingMyAssOff
That'll learn 'em to play chicken!
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He's got sleep apnea. He need's a C-pap, it will change his life.
How does someone who can only sleep on their stomach use a C-PAP machine?
How do you breathe sleeping on your stomach without the C-PAP? I assume it's with your head turned? I find that quite uncomfortable for my neck.
But I do have a C-PAP, and I sleep on my side, so my head is in a similar (though not identical) position. It's possible to do it, though it's easy to break the seal if you move your head wrong. I don't move in my sleep (though I can toss and turn a bit before falling asleep, or wake up to reposition), but if you do, you would probably lose the seal frequently.
Don't forget, once you break the seal you'll have to get up and pee frequently.;)
I heard that you wake with a boner, but it is only good for 3 seconds.
3 seconds? I should be so lucky. :rolleyes:
Bathroom in a ship
like this?
Perhaps not that one exactly, though:
There are two heads (bathrooms) on-board, two showers, but only one that can be used in the vertical and one that can be used in the horizontal position.
But maybe they both have double sink, and it's only the shower and toilet that are one-way.
I wouldn't leave the lid off that soap if I were them.
I'm impressed with the plumbing, by the way. Never seen shutoff valves in a drain pipe before.
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Florida police fatally shoot woman threatening suicide
If ya just waited a minute, wouldn't that have been less paperwork?
I wonder if she left a thank you note?
"If you try suicide in
our county, we will kill you."
Attempted suicide, a crime punishable by death.
Thanks, I'm here all week. Try the waterboarded squrl.
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Yeah, do you remember two years ago, right after the terror attacks in Paris, when 'We Were All Charlie Hebdo'? Because evidently they don't. But they're French. So you know, what did you expect from those bunch of pussies?
[SIZE="1"]~Ernie's House Of Whoop-Ass[/SIZE]
Fuck you France. Wonder how your world would be different if you had taken that stance in the 40s?:eyebrow:
That's the annoying thing about equal-opportunity offenders... how offensive they can be.
It's not offensive to me, though it's largely inaccurate. Houston's a majority-minority city that historically swing-votes and most recently voted blue. You'd have to flood the rural parts of Texas to get any good Nazi drownin'.
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Fuck you France. Wonder how your world would be different if you had taken that stance in the 40s?:eyebrow:
The whole France as a cowardly nation idea is so historically inaccurate it is one of my bug bears :p (referring to the quote you posted not your comment)
That said - that cartoon is in fucking poor taste. As indeed was the stupid cartoon cited as provocation by the terrorists. It's what they do.
But you have to admit that the phrase "cheese eating surrender monkeys" is kind of funny.
Please don't take belittling the French away from me. I need it.
And besides, it's fun.
Don't get me wrong...I can see where France may have a little more of a sore spot when it comes to Nazis, I guess.
But you have to admit that the phrase "cheese eating surrender monkeys" is kind of funny.
It's frikkin hilarious to be fair.
Please don't take belittling the French away from me. I need it.
And besides, it's fun.
Fair enough. I've done my bit for historical truth - as a Brit it would practically be treason to go any further in defence of the French :P
I did that once and got a ticket for unauthorized cargo, the only difference was I had a Tonka bulldozer.
Can Dieter punch a bear trap so fast it doesn't catch him?
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I thought for a minute that we were going to see a demonstration of lightning-fast controlled movement. But when he shook out his hands instead of his upper back and shoulder, it was over.
Here's your sign.
There was no pull back at all. He didn't even try to get his hand back. He let it catch him on purpose. Slowest punch ever. Look how slooooow that punch was!
Fake. Had to be.
Fake is pretty strong, maybe intentional. ;)
Someone has excess disposable income...
I guess he had the bread.
:jig:
I'd have made them look toasted. Amateurs.
I'd have made them look toasted. Amateurs.
In all fairness, he hasn't gotten around to making the slider knob for the "darkness" selection.
What? They are toasted, that's white bread, any darker will create
acrylamide.
God, Bruce.. please don't ruin toast for me.
Would someone please ruin toast for Flint?
Please.
WTF? Oh, French... [SIZE="1"]nevermind.[/SIZE]
café de la femme à barbe
Bearded woman's coffee
cafe de la femme a barbe
cafe of the woman has a beard
madame delait en voiture
madame delait by car
madame de lait en voiture
madame of milk in car
Thank you, Google.
Found in the fridge at The Shack:
Fred water?!? WTF?
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Why is it named Fred?
We get this question A LOT, but we're always happy to answer. The truth is, we wanted to present water for what it is. Water isn't some exotic product from a far away land. It's not an elixir made from diamonds that will cure all your ails. It's water. It keeps you alive. And it should be with you all the time. Like a friend. Like a friend named Fred, for example. Fred is water and water is Fred. Nice to meet you.
FredwaterSo you use your loyal friend Fred for your own good, and turn him into piss. Nice friend you are.
Natural spring water from Alpine Springs in Rockland, NY
I was just looking at
Rockland, NY on GooglEarth. The altitude there is like 150-200 feet above sea level. Not exactly "alpine spring" territory.:right:
Bonus: It's right across the river from Sleepy Hollow! Tell Ichabod we said Hi.
But it's not alpine springs, it's Alpine Springs, the name of a company, which was carefully chosen to feed my Julie Andrews tripping naked through an alpine meadow fetish. :blush:
I first thought this was our border with another nation.
Oh, it is our border with another nation.
This is what happens when you pump water out of the aquifer faster than mother nature can replace it.
Pumping it out faster than mother nature replaces it is a breathtaking understatement.
Hey Buddy I'll fix that for ya, grab me a beer...
WTF, indeed.
Who wears flip-flops on a motorcycle?:eyebrow:
If you get a flat tire, you just turn it over and ride it to the next garage.
Keeps your balls warm in winter then flip it over in summer.
Keeps your balls warm in winter then flip it over in summer.
I knew a girl like that in high school...
Wait. Whut?
The fuck??
Prince Harry says he's never toasted a marshmallow.
And he's never had 'Smores.
No, really.
On a similar note, if you're a guy (or a lesbian) and haven't watched Gal Gadot (Wonder Woman) have her
first-ever Reese's Cup (I think it was on Jimmy Fallon) you have got to watch it. I'd give almost anything to be responsible for her making that face.:heartpump
I can understand that. Untoasted marshmallows are disgusting, so it would have to be peer pressure to get him to toast one. Princes don't have peer pressure, and how often did they have campfires at the Palace.
Wait. Whut? The fuck??
Prince Harry says he's never toasted a marshmallow.
And he's never had 'Smores.
No, really.
On a similar note, if you're a guy (or a lesbian) and haven't watched Gal Gadot (Wonder Woman) have her first-ever Reese's Cup (I think it was on Jimmy Fallon) you have got to watch it. I'd give almost anything to be responsible for her making that face.:heartpump
That's funny. I'll have to watch it. She has that scene in Wonder Woman where she tries ice cream for the first time.
Tree trimming by candidates for the nut house. :speechls:
I wonder what that ladder weighs?
[size=1]Ahem. Testing. Is this thing on? It's working? Okay.[/size]
[size=5]FUCK THAT.[/size]
I thought you'd appreciate that, Grav. :lol:
What's the issue? There are 4 guys holding ropes on the ground.:rolleyes:
I thought you'd appreciate that, Grav. :lol:
Closest I've came to that situation:
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Closest I've came to that situation:
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Daughter of Dude In Shorts wanted a swing.
[size=1]Flies were just awful that day.[/size]
Do you know why a fly bites you after landing on a turd? To get the taste out of his mouth.yukyuk.
I've never seen or heard of this stuff, but it sounds like a real good idea.
Cars be complicated these days.
I've heard of the viewing film but never heard of a reluctor. Still don't know what one is.
The reluctor in the wheel bearing is what the sensor for the anti-lock brakes reads to detect the difference in speed between wheels. There's also one on the crankshaft to tell the computer exactly where the engine is in its rotation to time spark and fuel delivery.
It's a magnet. Or magnetic in nature and sensed by a magnet.
Boiled waaaay down.
I've heard of the viewing film but never heard of a reluctor. Still don't know what one is.
Let me guess, you heard of viewing film from that dude on youtube with the dick in a vise fetish, AvE?
Maybe that's where I heard it. But I feel like I had already seen it before him.
I'm curious what he looks like.
The Brits and camo. :confused:
The wine looks dry. Very, very dry.
Gay Talese to Kevin Spacey Accusers: ‘Suck It Up Once in a While!’
I'm pretty sure that's what Spacey was trying to get 'em to do...:right:
Jack it up, jack it up, waaaaay up...
Completely safe. riiiiiiight.
Hold my beer, watch this.
FEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Welcome back guy!
I wanna know how he got it up there to get the stands under it. I don't see any piles of cribbing scattered around.
I wanna know how he got it up there to get the stands under it. I don't see any piles of cribbing scattered around.
that doesn't look like a forklift-y fork in the lower right hand corner?
eta:
It looks mostly empty, not the mass of a whole car, no running gear, etc.
Completely safe. riiiiiiight.
Hold my beer, watch this.
The world just got a little better. Welcome back.
Right, just chassis and body.
Must have been watching Sharon Stone crossing her legs in the mirror...
"Attention upper-deck passengers:"
[size=5]"[COLOR="DarkRed"]DUCK!!!!![/COLOR]"[/size]
Combination of a turntable and a shitty kickstand. Smart chick, it's not her fault and she says so up front. They'll want to blame somebody and as soon as the finger gets pointed she'll be blamed no matter what.
Doesn't matter. She's got good thigh gap, she'll bounce back.
I love the "WTF? I'm trying to look cool here." look on dude's face.
It's ok, dude. You look cooler rfn than you will in an hour pushing that pos down the side of the road. I wouldn't own a Ducati if you gave me one.
Tried to sneak out without paying?
Look how far the white bricks flew in the parking lot below. That car wasn't going slowly.
Could be somebody hit a parked car and pushed it through the wall.
Nov 16, 2017. KofP, Radnor.
I have no wordsThat is NUTS. I just drove through that underpass last night. It's a shortcut for cars, if the Schuylkill is messed up around Conshohocken. But then you'd get back on 476 at Villanova. That dude was out of his skull.
What's that inside the trailer? Christmas trees?
Doesn't matter. She's got good thigh gap, she'll bounce back.
That's not good gap. That's icky.
Then they can't hold her responsible 'cause she has a disability.
What's that inside the trailer? Christmas trees?
I looked at the news video which had some decent shots... what was inside was 2-foot tall potted ficus tree plants.
I like that. Makes it more surreal, really.
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The little girl on the left has a hand on her right arm/shoulder. It appears to be a right hand. [strike]Who the fuck does that hand belong to?[/strike] To whom the fuck does that hand belong?:eyebrow:
:D Reminds me of this . . .
Ah, yes, one of Prince Welhung's three armed beauties...:lol2:
Thank God she doesn't have two left hands...That's another ring to buy!!
It belongs to the biggest sister.
There's some amusing double exposure going on in that picture. They liked it and posted it. You can see some more evidence when you examine her feet. See the double edge of the foot tucked behind?
Hold real still, the camera's going to take three pictures... Then, shenanigans.
Or, the little girl on the left is the victim of a terrible genetic malfunction, and was born with a third hand growing out of her shoulder. Her older sister's left foot has 10 toes (has to have specially made shoes that cost her parents a lot). The baby was born with two pee-pees.
It's a sad story.
:rolleyes:
Hey, it could happen.
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Note to self, do not Google two pee-pees.
Note to self, do not Google two pee-pees.
:D
There is actually a
guy with two penii. It's calle "diphallia" and it's a real though rare thing.
There is actually a guy with two penii. It's calle "diphallia" and it's a real though rare thing.
:eek:
*
cough* Like I said, it could happen.
:eek:
Or, the little girl on the left is the victim of a terrible genetic malfunction, and was born with a third hand growing out of her shoulder. Her older sister's left foot has 10 toes (has to have specially made shoes that cost her parents a lot). The baby was born with two pee-pees.
It's a sad story.
:rolleyes:
Hey, it could happen.
[SIZE="1"]Yes, I am going straight to Hell. I've already put my name on the waiting list to be housed in the [FONT="Palatino Linotype"]Unnaturrally Warped Sense of Humor [/FONT]section. *crossing fingers*[/SIZE]
I thought that the children favor the dog.
This picture looks like the 1940s or early 50s. Obviously a civilized country as they drive on the right, but the right turn lane cutting through the corner of the sidewalk is a WTF?
Those are common in Arlington. I thought everyone had them.
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I seem to remember seeing them, too. Either here in NC or in PA. I don't remember, though
Looks like they help ease an acute right turn
They're everywhere in Texas, too. It never occurred to me other places might not have them.
Looks like they help ease an acute right turn
Actually they are to make life easier for pedestrians. Traffic turning right has to yield to pedestrians 100% of the time, and the pedestrian is able to get further out into the intersection onto the "island" so they can cross the street more quickly.
When I first moved to SW WA, I was surprised by the unusual traffic pattern design for some freeway exits.
https://www.google.com/maps/place/Vancouver,+WA/@45.6773892,-122.6642786,127a,35y,338.64h,45t/data=!3m1!1e3!4m5!3m4!1s0x5495af63c85914f9:0x8456d5112c91e3f3!8m2!3d45.6318397!4d-122.6716063
As you can see, the exit itself ends in a Y. If you want to turn left, you pass oncoming left-turn traffic on the left. Took some getting used to, but it's definitely more efficient.
Oh, my bad, I thought it was a civilized country. :haha:
I think that's the only way to do it with a single traffic light, if there is no room in any direction for a cloverleaf. The problem with these overpasses/underpasses is that they wind up with two sets of lights if everyone needs to exit/enter in every direction
Cities:Skylines is excellent if you want to see how hard it is to actually plan these things out!
Damn.
DAAAAYUM!
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Multiple camera angles on YouTube, search for 'Tornado 10-23-2017'.
The world is full of WTFs.
Hmm... why?
I'm with you, Bruce. It just doesn't make any sense to me.
I'm perfectly fine with others doing with their bodies as they wish - hell, your tats and piercings don't impact me or impress me in the least, so have at it - but the reasoning behind it all (
and the issues it creates with making a living as time progresses) are completely beyond me.
Can you imagine those two idiots at 50 or 60 years old? :facepalm:
Clearly, I'm an old fuddy-duddy with antiquated ideas of how to survive and succeed in modern society. I'm happy to own that.
*
mystified*
I guess at least they're going for something? I was looking at the ugly ass tats on Chris Long last weekend and was wondering how poor he was when that train wreck started.
When I see that kind of body modification, I always wonder what their parents must think. At some level it must be at least a little bit heartbreaking to see them do that to themselves.
It's just what happens when your father is Howie Long. They were NFL rich!
At least this guy can wear a hat or wig to get a job.
It's just what happens when your father is Howie Long. They were NFL rich!
lol there goes the poor excuse...
Who is going to tell that boy he cannot have a tattoo?:eyebrow:
Not this countryboy.:headshake
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...the fuck?
What's wrong with this picture?
someone built the house inside out?
It's a heater in this configuration. Maybe they were cold and only had an AC.
It looks like a bad photoshop job to me. e.g., one of them is not smiling in shot #1, another one is blinking in shot #2, mix and match, and like any good repair job there should be parts left over.
I prefer to think idiocy was involved, and the A/C was installed bassackward.
Also, that looks suspiciously like a jail/prison window, on the left in pic #2.
Looks like Brazil to me. Those A/C units are common there, as are barred windows/security windows, due to the massive crime wave happening there. Mexico is similarly affected by the window security thing and wall mounted A/C.
It's a heater in this configuration. Maybe they were cold and only had an AC.
I was going to say, "it's a heater," but you've actually rationalized *why* it's a heater. Nice work.
Actually not a heater because it takes heat from the room and dumps it back in the room with the only added heat being from the machinery.
Doesn't it exhaust the heat differential between the base temperature of the air, and the refrigerated air it outputs to the outside (communicated from the outside, to the inside, via the refrigerant)?
The compressed refrigerant expanding in the inside(now outside) unit becomes cold for the fan to move air in the room(now yard) over the coils to blow cold air. The refrigerant moves back to the compressor but never reaches the temperature of the air inside(now outside). Unless the temperature differential was huge(yuge) the BTUs transferred would be minimal.
WTF is an understatement...
WTF is an understatement...
Wow. Do we have the location of this craziness?
More importantly, would the creator like another upright piano to add to the piece?
;)
No, I saw the picture with absolutely no information.
The compressed refrigerant expanding in the inside(now outside) unit becomes cold for the fan to move air in the room(now yard) over the coils to blow cold air. The refrigerant moves back to the compressor but never reaches the temperature of the air inside(now outside). Unless the temperature differential was huge(yuge) the BTUs transferred would be minimal.
I'm not an HVAC guy--I'll take your word for it!
Trying to figure out the story on those pianos. I found this picture from 1969
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I can't find iron clad proof, but a poster on reddit claims that Bruce's stack of pianos was placed there by the Danny Hughes Beat It Music shop in Blackrock, Louth, Ireland as part of a charity event supporting Cross Cause charity. There's apparently a tall post behind the pianos holding them all straight. I did find
another picture at the same location where a tall pole in the same spot had been outfitted with a viking sail during a film festival, and there's more stuff on the internet of artsy burning man style events located at the same place.
Edit:
Conor Hughes is behind it, and
here he is, perched on top of the pianos.
Edit again: I found a newspaper article teasing about his then upcoming piano stunt.
https://www.independent.ie/regionals/argus/localnotes/conor-to-scales-new-heights-for-crosscause-36418130.html There's apparently a tall post behind the pianos holding them all straight.
Are pianos not straight? Why would they need a pole?
Thanks for the added info, Glatt. It's all still a WTF thing, tho.
Are pianos not straight? Why would they need a pole?
Looks like the pianos were stacked in a bog-like place, and the pole was used for stabilization.
Given the results of Glatt's research, I think the bigger question is, "Why the hell is a bog the location for promotions, events, and
avant garde art installations?"
:crazy:
People are weird.
ETA: Sorry for the earlier misappropriation, Glatt!
Good work glatt. :thumb:
Stacking those pianos on a tidal mud flat? You need a pole.:yesnod:
Are pianos not straight? Why would they need a pole?
For dancing.
It would take a pretty good size crane to stack them all up that high.
I'd love to be watching from a safe distance when it blows over.
Did y'all know the average piano frame is holding around 20 *tons* of pressure?
For dancing.
That's the answer I'm going with.:cool:
Maybe back before man made materials different color dyes could be faintly detected.
Pffft
You guys are totally overthinking this.
How good does she have to be to be better than 50-50? It's a black and white picture for crying out loud.
Yeah, black & white, butbutbut if she could [strike]pick[/strike] sniff out the exact shade of gray...
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How long did it take ya to see what's wrong there?;)
I was thinking about all that brass and then saw it about 2 seconds later.
Nobody needs that many tracer rounds?
"Tracer rounds point both ways"
Wtf, man?
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Have ya ever seen monkeys dressed as cowboys riding border collies herding sheep?
Sick bastard? Sick genius.
Also, for some reason (alcohol/weed/insert adulterant here) I'm finding it funny that the rider (in the drawering) is also muzzled.
Maybe this plus not paying jockey union scale.
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"Front Toward Enemy" as in Claymores.......:eek:
Yeah, black & white, butbutbut if she could [strike]pick[/strike] sniff out the exact shade of gray...
There's like 50 though...
I see what you did there.
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On which I call complete and utter horseshit. Look. At. The. Volume. Of. Liquid. I didn't expel that much liquid the last time I puked. Was the guy doing a kegstand when he sneezed, or what? An elephant with sinusitis would not expel that much gunk.
Now, I've been sneezed on by complete strangers, but, if that load lands on me, THAT sneezer will be removed from the gene pool.
"Three square meals a day." Who still describes a meal as being square? What is this, 1950? Does that saying come from the 4 food groups? That's a way of thinking about foods we haven't used in decades.
I got a tour of our local jail a few years ago and saw the lunch that was being prepared. It did not look yummy or nearly enough to feed me. A dismal looking hot dog without a bun, a slice of crappy white wonder style bread, a big scoop of canned baked beans, and I think one of the plastic half cups of orange juice with the foil lid. Nothing green. No vegetables. No fruit.
"Three square meals a day." Who still describes a meal as being square? What is this, 1950? Does that saying come from the 4 food groups? That's a way of thinking about foods we haven't used in decades.
It's a phrase still used here and I've always been under the impression that it was of British origin, thus:
It is frequently repeated, by tour guides and the like, that the expression 'a square meal' originated from the Royal Navy practice of serving meals on square wooden plates. Such plates did exist so that is a plausible story, but there's no other evidence to support it. In fact, the lateness of the first printed record (see below) pretty well rules this out as a credible theory. The Royal Navy's records and many thousands of ship's logs are still available and, if the phrase came from that source, it would surely have been recorded before the mid-19th century.
This 'square plate' theory is one of the best-known examples of folk-etymology. The phrase exists, the square plates exist, and two and two make five. To be more precise, what we have here is a back-formation. Someone hears the phrase 'square meal' and then invents a plausible story to fit it.
No, it's not one of ours, it turns out it's one of yours.
The phrase is of US origin. All the early citations are from America, including this, the earliest print reference I have found - an advertisement for the Hope and Neptune restaurant, in the California newspaper The Mountain Democrat, November 1856:
"We can promise all who patronize us that they can always get a hearty welcome and 'square meal' at the 'Hope and Neptune. Oyster, chicken and game suppers prepared at short notice."
William Brohaugh, in the usually reliable 'English Through the Ages', dates the saying as having entered the language in 1840, although no supporting evidence is provided. There certainly was a spate of coinages of 'food words' in the USA around that date.
Oh well, that's another illusion shattered.
That's four this week and its only Tuesday.
LinkNot to discourage more investment in education, but children who are wards of the state get some of those boxes checked.
I got a tour of our local jail a few years ago and saw the lunch that was being prepared. It did not look yummy or nearly enough to feed me. A dismal looking hot dog without a bun, a slice of crappy white wonder style bread, a big scoop of canned baked beans, and I think one of the plastic half cups of orange juice with the foil lid. Nothing green. No vegetables. No fruit.
Well, you know, jail isn't supposed to be pleasant. I'd be pretty pissed off to learn that criminals were eating better than millions of poor families across the country. :neutral:
Well, you know, jail isn't supposed to be pleasant.
It isn't.
I didn't get
three squares a day. We got a powdered egg, a strip of not-quite-bacon, or sometimes a piece of rubber sausage, a canned biscuit and a cup of coffee (don't drink coffee, fuck you, you drink water) for breakfast, lunch was either a peanut butter, or baloney sandwich and a coffee cup of orange Kool-Aid. Supper was basically a high school lunch, with a coffee cup of orange Kool-Aid. On Sundays ya got the supper at lunch time with a chunk of orange Jell-O, and the sammich at supper time. With a coffee cup of orange Kool-Aid.
I don't drink orange Kool-Aid, and I don't eat orange Jell-O, and I don't eat baloney. 183 days in a row was enough of that shit.
Hell, that ain't even three hots and a cot!
Well, you know, jail isn't supposed to be pleasant. I'd be pretty pissed off to learn that criminals were eating better than millions of poor families across the country. :neutral:
Surely the answer to that is to improve the lot of poor families rather than reduce the lot of prisoners?
The horrifying thing there is not that criminals might eat better than poor families, but that poor families may be eating as badly as prisoners.
Many of the people who end up in prison for any real length of time are young men who already place a very low value on themselves and others. Done right, prison can teach two very important lessons: first, what you did makes you unwelcome in society and second, that you as an individual can become valuable.
Many of those in prison also suffer mental health problems - probably most. If that aspect is not dealt with then why would they not return to criminal behaviour when they are released? You can't tackle mental health without basic stuff like decent nutrition and a way to build a healthier sense of self-worth
Additional thought: why do we want prisons to be some kind of hell? Do we value our freedom so lightly, that the loss of that alone seems a trivial punishment?
Prison is the fundamental loss, temporarily for most, of personal autonomy. Coupled with absolute and enforced stasis. The door stays closed unless someone else opens it; it stays open unless someone else closes. The time the light goes on and off, the time to shower, the time to eat, what you eat and how often you eat, who you see, when and how often you see them, how many toilet rolls you get to use, how often your hair is cut, whether you can see a doctor, what books you are allowed to read.
And all in the context of a profoundly dangerous community, equally bored and ready to impose themselves on others.
I had a couple of friend years ago (I probably mentioned them on here before). Nutty Paul and Little Pete. I recall a conversation with them that has stayed with me ever since. They were sharing stories of their various prison stints and they both talked about the way that first night after sentencing hits you when you are sent down. When the door closes and the lights go out. They talked about being able to hear some guys crying, a few really freaking out with a kind of claustrophobia.
Paul was without a shadow of a doubt the hardest and most dangerous individual I have ever met. He was a good mate, and in the right mood he was brilliant company, but he could be a fucking animal. And he said he cried the first night, the first time he was sent down for real (rather than the in and out of the juvenile system).
You don't need to make prison hell. Trapped in one place with several thousand other troubled or dangerous people and held in check by a system deliberately and consciously designed to remove your individuality, for years, is its own hell.
Additional thought: why do we want prisons to be some kind of hell?
So ya wanna stay the hell outta there!!!! Same reason they bugger ya and beat the shit outta ya!
And not necessarily in that order!:eek:
However, much like buggering and beating the shit out of a child, empirical evidence shows that it doesn't have the intended effect.
I stayed at the Atlantic Co. Hilton in NJ for 3 days. We didn't have a breakfast. For lunch I had an ice cream scoop of cut potatoes. Burnt on the bottom and raw on top, had to eat the middle. The meat was a salisbury pattie with no gravy. It was cooked like the taters. I had a salad though. One big leaf of lettuce and slice of tomato. No dressing or salt. This was also supper. Had this for all meals for 3 days.
I didn't get buggered spent one day walking around in a big room with others. I did see through a cell window one guy sucking another. They stuck me in a cell with a stainless steel toilet with no lid. A fiberglass bunk bed, had no mattress. I had a bunch of holes in my blanket. No sheet or pillow. A fellow came in the 3rd day he just had a sheet. I traded him my blanket for the sheet when I was released. Never did get a shower. Once I was in there I didn't get out.
My parents came and bailed me out. I was so embarrassed I couldn't look at them. The bail was 10k. My father said he would never bail my brother and me, but he did. I love that man so much and miss him terribly.
However, much like buggering and beating the shit out of a child, empirical evidence shows that it doesn't have the intended effect.
It does, but, only on people with self respect.<--See above post (#12387).:)
Which conflicts with their strategy of eliminating prisoners' self respect.
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Now, this, friends & neighbors, is a bad case of crabs:
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nature is metal subreddit.
please remember to consume nature is metal subreddit only in moderationam trying and failing at moderation
She does; you're looking at it.
Yeah, I'll walk, thanks.
Good thing it was only a Ford. :bolt:
That used to be what? A Mustang?
I bet that made a noise.
That looks like it might still be drive-able. Unless the gas tank ruptured. But then it would be a burned out hulk. I bet you could drive that thing.
I bet you could drive that thing.
Not straight. Unibody, no frame.
Be fun on Uncle Bob's back 40, though.
Actually, is that Mustang RWD? Maybe the driveshaft/differential is kaput.
Damn kids, not like back in my day... uh, wait... nevermind. :o
Damn kids, not like back in my day... uh, wait... nevermind. :o
And I bet they all claimed that Butch was driving. :rolleyes:
Meanwhile, seventy years on and an ocean away....
A 13-year-old boy has been caught driving a car with a two-year-old and a woman inside the vehicle.
The teenager was stopped in Peterborough at 11:00 GMT by a team from the Cambridgeshire, Bedfordshire and Hertfordshire Road Policing Unit.
In a tweet, a spokesman for the unit said the toddler was sitting unrestrained on its mother's knee.
When officers pulled the car over, they were told by those inside that it was "only a short journey".
A spokesman for police said the woman in the car was the mother of the toddler and related to the 13-year-old.
He said officers were looking at "numerous offences" in the case.
BBC linkAhh, but was it an assault car? :rolleyes:
This must be the zenith of LA decadence.
I just can't get my head around it.
Anyone who could afford this would have a cook, if not a chef, to crack their eggs.
This must be the zenith of LA decadence.
I just can't get my head around it.
Anyone who could afford this would have a cook, if not a chef, to crack their eggs.
The sign of real decadence is having staff to peel one's grapes. :)
Take it from Marlon himself, "I won't touch an egg unless Joe Flynn has been touching it first" Ewwwwwww
Personal egg tank and personal docent?
JR
This must be the zenith of LA decadence.
I just can't get my head around it.
Anyone who could afford this would have a cook, if not a chef, to crack their eggs.
I ... I just ... :eyebrow:
I have no words.
Eggs on tap.
What could go wrong?
If you were careful breaking shells, and maintaining temperature, could you get something like an amphibian egg cluster, but full of chicks?
(not in this contraption, which comes pre-scrambled, but in general).
I don't think they're pre-scrambled, one of the settings is whole.
I looked for a better resolution picture, and found one.
Alas, it seems it is fake.
Ah, so Flynn was murdered by a group of nefarious thugs wanting build his egg dispenser with child labor offshore. :haha:
So you're saying that people who don't like eggs should be set on fire?
At least scrambled and fried.
Well, I'm about to go to work on that getting fried bit.:D
Go home Japan, you're drunk.
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This must be the zenith of LA decadence.
I just can't get my head around it.
Anyone who could afford this would have a cook, if not a chef, to crack their eggs.
Screw the decadence. I want someone to explain to me how Old Leadbottom got into the egg business.
He didn't, Cris Shapan used his name.
Wait, snowmobilers are polygamists? I need to adjust my world view, I thought polygamists were horse and buggy types.
Thinkest thou of Mormons?
How the rich kids travel...
What could go wrong?
Whatever blows ya skirt up, I guess...
Surely that is a nanny using a motorised pram...
Hm
Washington plates on the snow toy trailer...
Maybe he's sayin snow machine rodeos result in needing two nurses....
A keyhole and seathole...
Remember the cat piano? Meet the pig piano...
See? Yes! Just like the pic on the left - right through the sidewall.
I was in a muddy empty lot/parking area on my neighbors' property. How in the world a cotter pin impaled itself into the sidewall in a morass of sloppy mud is a mystery for the ages.
The idea that a massive bolt similarly impaled a tire's sidewall is even more bizarre. How on earth could that happen!?
It's the end times, people. Gird yer loins.
For all the good features of radial tires the sidewall is their Achilles heel. :(
Put a snap link (carabiner) through the knot in front and you have a Swiss seat for rappelling.
I'll be damned, all this time...
Wait'll I tell Girdie about this. :facepalm:
See? Yes! Just like the pic on the left - right through the sidewall.
I was in a muddy empty lot/parking area on my neighbors' property. How in the world a cotter pin impaled itself into the sidewall in a morass of sloppy mud is a mystery for the ages.
The idea that a massive bolt similarly impaled a tire's sidewall is even more bizarre. How on earth could that happen!?
It's the end times, people. Gird yer loins.
It's not just external threats, sometimes the tires will self destruct. :smack:
I never did trust that Michelin guy. Looks shifty.
So that's what it means to gird one's loins...
Every time I hear the word loins I think of Sheriff Buford T. Justice:
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You know, I found out the other day what it means in the old stories when they say a man 'girded his loins'.
I was on a website just the other day and they were showing how to gird one's loins...
Since about the first of the year Verizon (or the NSA) has been adding extra info to some of my phone calls on my caller ID... :confused:
What the hell was he(yeah sexist, but it's always a he), was thinking?
I'm guessing it wasn't about the wind. :lol:
Probably cost more than whole jeans. :eek:
Imagine the impoverished textile factory workers who have to make those. How could you view us as anything but evil?
I imagine the third world textile workers never see those, if they did they would die laughing. Just cut up used jeans with the majority of the removed denim sent to recycling.
Besides, they were obviously created by artisans. :lol:
Reminds me of when Cousindigr came to the house and asked me to shotgun her jeans.
Clothes pinned 'em to a tree limb and blasted 'em with a couple loads of sixes.
I didn't know you were/are an avant-garde raconteur. :eek:
...the hell, man?
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When lightning hits a graphite fishing rod...
I wonder how much of that is nanotube.
Whoa that's neat and not nearly as soft as it looks at first glance
It appears before the Big One, WW II, Britain had a Petroleum company who sold gasoline from pumps and also prepackaged in green cans. As far as I know in the US you always had to supply a can to fill if you wanted gas for a lawn mower or something.
How many pages can a thread have?
I was half-expecting "At least 831."
I increased my page size, so I only have 208.
Hah! I got more than you.
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Found it!
_fist pump_
This is W T F.
I know, it's a video. Watch it and marvel. Drugs optional.
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I have a fist pump and use it frequently.
Awful lot of trouble to screw somebody out of $9. :confused:
Cheap sockets will always have a place in my toolbox.
They don't break, they bend. Plus, when ya hafta hammer one onto a rounded off nut/bolt, and then can't get the nut/bolt out, ya ain't lost much.
This is an honest to god drone shot of a real intersection in China.
I didn't know China drives on the correct side of the road.
Mocosity strong:
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I did not realize that Mouser League Baseball let the players play shoeless. Seems dangerous. And smelly.
Of course, if they were wearing shoes, they might just step out of 'em, and have theyself an esscape.
And then ya left w/a bunch o' smelly mouse shoes to deal with.
That closing statement really ties it all together.
Obie was just makin' sure.
:D
I wondered if anyone would catch that.
iGuess I shoulda said it really sticks it.
Looks like they lost *that* race also.
I guess Overland Park aren't in Kansas anymore.
My first thought was "I wonder how they kept their pointy little hats on", but, I guess they strapped them to their pointy little heads.
And those other two guys wore black to Klan Day.
Bold fashion move.
The pointy hats aren't driving they just ride the Ferris Wheel.
I found out later they had torrential rains and the subsequent flood shorted the controls causing the elevator to move up.
But if you're having flooding wouldn't you get the car in the cellar the hell out of there before it drowned?
I still say human error.
I've never even heard of a coin operated pump??
I'd love to see pumps that take cash.
Like the ones that take credit/debit cards, ya can get gas even if the place is closed.
And ya wouldn't have to go in even if they're open!
WTF were they thinking? Oh wait... they weren't. :eyebrow:
Does anything about that car say practical?:eyebrow:
Does anything about that car say practical?:eyebrow:
You want
practical?
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This was an advertising prop based on the Mini with the small addition of 200lbs of ballast as it tended to become unstable at speed. :eek:
LinkWell, rollovers would be no prollum.:jig:
That paint job seems to have a lot of
orange peel...
At least it doesn't take up a lot of extra space.
Jump start a motorcycle with a dead battery.
I doubt this was written by an English speaker but the text and diagram don't match.
Man, I hate when they explosion.
They explosion when you touch the wire to the motor/trans as shown at #4 in the diagram. :rolleyes:
Not a found image - a screenshot of Youtube
Wtf, Youtube?
Well some ppl like exotic/problematic pets.
Ok I got nothing here.
This is what they were reacting to, FXwKg0yEB-w
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Christmas Tree Worms.
Tully Monster
When sharks swam the great plainsSome of that was fucking hilarious.
It was filarious.
This is what they were reacting to, FXwKg0yEB-w
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So fucking hilarious I had to watch it twice. Well done! :D
Who are they trying to scare, burglars, kids, rodents?
Sometimes everyone seems to be having a bad day...
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Maybe these light weight car designs are not all that.
I very narrowly dodged a full sheet of plywood that flew off an oncoming pickup truck a few years ago.
Drove right under it. It turned into toothpicks between me and the car behind me. They took the ditch, but kept on going.
The truck never knew it happened, til he got home, I guess.
or noticed and didn't want to get involved - I worked for a small scaffolding company and they told me if a piece falls off on the road, keep driving. Never did happen though...
The Chinese seem to be sort on fact checkers as well as proofreaders...
The Chinese seem to be short on fact checkers as well as proofreaders...
FTFY,
no extra charge for the irony
Thank you, spell check is not to be trusted when I spell the wrong word right. Nine times out of ten it changes they, them, and then to the, for some reason.:rolleyes:
I laugh when Firefox tells me I'm spelling something wrong and I right-click to see what they think I mean. Quite often it's nowhere near what I was trying to spell.
Looking for an extension for Chrome... I don't think I'll be using this one:
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Image Zoom is a simple, light-weight extension that integrates directly into popular Russian website so you can see the larger images of albums, profile images and more whenever you hover over an image!
Bold mine. "IMAGE zoom"
Most fucked up carnival ride
evah:
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The snake, he's long, seven miles
Ride the snake
He's old and his skin is cold
~
The End by The Doors
Just good 'ol frogs
Never meaning no harm
Beats all you never saw
Dry humping them snakes
Since the day they was born
A guy I know in San Diego sitting in traffic not moving...
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Could be it was reading traffic going the other way?
Maybe, but then I think the last one should have jumped up. Maybe the car going the other way wasn't far enough by the camera.
Could be it was reading traffic going the other way?
Now why would they show YOU how fast oncoming traffic is going?:eyebrow::facepalm:
More likely, the traffic behind the guy w/the camera is being clocked.
Around here the radar source is usually positioned before ya get to the display. That way ya have time to see YOUR speed.
Oncoming traffic speeds. FFS.
We've got one of those near my house that is aimed wrong or something and it does sometimes show traffic travelling the opposite direction. The cars need to have passed you and be behind you going the other way for it to pick them up.
Sure, that radar isn't accurate, it'll easily cover two lanes close up and more further out.
Grav gets me, I meant traffic going the other way *behind* me.
Also, radar tends to report the biggest thing it sees. We drive a tall Sprinter van, and I have seen it read my speed but not the small car coming up behind me and then passing me all while only reporting my speed.
The same thing happens to me all the time. Endless amusement for me, but I'm sooo easily amused anyway!
This screen grab is from a 6 minute video from GM on the all new 1982 Corvette. Probably meant for dealer's salesmen.
The picture shows one of the three guys paint without masks. I don't care if it's a downdraft booth.
A little further along they are doing another color. WTF?
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There is three of them and a little further they are painting a different color the same way. Even if that was the case GM would be irresponsible in allowing it to be included in a widely distributed video with their name on it. That's handing OSHA proof that a big fine is warranted.
Slow suicide.
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Not gonna work. branches don't move up as the tree grows.
I learned that from Encyclopedia Brown!
My maple trees don't have branches 18" off the ground, but they did when they were saplings.
Branches might or might not move on up, but tree crotches do.
I learned that from lookin' at m'tree.
Lower horizontal branches die, and fall off or become embedded as the trunk thickens. If multiple primarily vertical branches survive, they merge into one, starting at the bottom, and their crotch may move up as they get bigger, like the meeting point of scissor blades moves, even though the joint stays where it is.
like the meeting point of scissor blades moves, even though the joint stays where it is.
Nice visual and explanation.
He does have an artful turn of expression, doesn't he?
I thought that was the best description I've ever heard. I can not only use it to satisfy others, I can understand what I'm saying. :notworthy
Dis from a series of pix about stupid ways to hold your drink, and this fellow is certainly getting that done...
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But, fuck that.
What the greasy fuck is going on with this dude's head???
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Did he lose a bet?
Pulled his pony tail too tight.
He does have a lot of head.
His forehead is quite tall/long.
That much forehead has no business w/a pony tail.
How can you have a party out back w/nothing in front?
He's a morehead, more head than hair.
Morehead!?! Bwahahahaha!!!!:lol2:
Hadn't heard that one.:thumb:
Dude's planning one hell of a burn-out later.
:3_eyes:
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Add why the fuck to the what the fuck... throw in a who the fuck too.
Very flexible! And a total setup.
"I'll twist myself up then you tip me up onto my elbow and jump out of the way while she takes the picture. Ready, GO!
Oops, sorry, I farted."
You can put your ankle behind your neck? I never could, never will be able to do that. :headshake
Think horizontal periscope...
That's cool.
I said to myself, then scrolled down to see glatt said it first.
Thanks glatt.
Too much money for the condition. Besides I don't have drip rails. :haha:
You get points for interacting on Tapatalk now I believe. I think I've managed to kill the notifications by ignoring them. I think. :unsure:
The explanation
Don't plan on your windfall for retirement …
Kin (KIN) is a cryptocurrency token issued on the Ethereum platform. Kin (KIN) price for today is $0.00003138 with a 24-hour trading volume of $705,322. Price is down -6.2% in the last 24 hours. It has a circulating supply of 2.09 Trillion coins and a max supply of 10 Trillion coins.
Yeah, I skipped a few and they stopped popping up.
But but, that 100 KIN is worth 0.004966 US Dollar as of yesterday at 11:31 PM (GMT). How can you walk away from that windfall? :yelgreedy
Reddit points aren't redeemable for anything. I think they have a point here
Guess I'll be buying m'own liquor for the foreseeable...
There's a shocker.
Reddit points aren't redeemable for anything. I think they have a point here
Kin aren't Reddit points, they are a cryptocurrency from the Canadian startup Kik.
Redditors are working for points with no payoff, this one is similar :)
Apparently it's a messenger system that as a reward give the Kim to be traded for gift cards. They've been around for 10 years and I'd never heard of them until now, but they just raised over $100 million so they must be doing something right.
Are they a subscription service? Where is the money coming from?
No, free. Messenger, dating, shopping, all that shit where they can glean as much about you as possible to sell to advertisers then hit you with targeted ads.
...but they just raised over $100 million so they must be doing something right.
Sure, just ask
Elizabeth Holmes.
Holmes is from CA, Kik is from Canada. If they were bad it would have probably surfaced in 10 years.
I looked at their web site, and found out that they are for kids. I guess they get their money in the usual ways, branded emojis and GIFs and the like. If they want to fritter their money away on such shit as Kin, then more power to them.
I got some Kin I need to get rid of...Cheap...Hell you can have 'em if you'll take 'em...
Newton looked on approvingly and Darwin allowed himself a wry smile.
Man Uses Self As Pulley Counterweight On Tall Building
This is the moment a young daredevil drops from the top floor of a block of flats and smacks his knee against a heavy item he was using himself as a pulley counterweight against.
The incident took place in the southern Turkish province of Adana when the unnamed man was lifting furniture and heavy items up to his new fourth-floor apartment via a pulley.
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Paddy!? Is that you?
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No idea where, Google and Tineye don't either, it might even be photoshop.
They are driving on the left and apparently just one direction at a time with no center lines. Damifino?
That image hurts. I live at a place where that could happen.
It looks like there are traffic signals at each end. Like a construction zone.
That's a tough pic to find more info about alright.
Bruce is offering a substantial prize for whoever locates it.
This page says that it is National Highway 305 in Japan. There are a couple of other pictures too. I can't vouch for the accuracy of this.
https://eznewlife.com/191617Great find.
The highway is in Japan, the discussion in Chinese.
Among other things, one caption says:
"The Japanese always won't let everyone down! When they encounter problems, they will not choose to escape. Instead, they will actively find ways to solve the problem. This makes people all over the world want to learn from them!"
So I tried to find more info and stumbled across this landslide in Japan.
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That's a tough pic to find more info about alright.
Bruce is offering a substantial prize for whoever locates it.
This is true, the winner gets a picture of me naked, you'll never have to buy ipecac again. :vomit:
I can't get over the idea that about day with a D8 (or Kubota equivalent) would take care of that puppy.
A new slide is always possible, but I don't think that trestle would handle it all that well.
Looking at this picture from Rhianne's link...
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...it looks like they have some stabilization to do but I doubt a secondary or even tertiary slide would threaten the trestle.
How, just how?
Disc harrow on the back of a tractor in upright stowed position?
No, that metal was ripped out, not pushed in.
So something came out of the car?
Bigfoot?
Werewolf?
Goonie?
As slides go, that is a 1 or 2 on a scale of 10. Maybe 200 feet across on a mild slope.
There must be (or have been) some compelling reason to build that dramatic overkill of a pier to solve a minor problem.
As slides go, that is a 1 or 2 on a scale of 10. Maybe 200 feet across on a mild slope.
There must be (or have been) some compelling reason to build that dramatic overkill of a pier to solve a minor problem.
My guess would be to keep it out of the way of construction equipment. The Japs fix roads super fast, like when an earthquake opens it up in no more than a day or two it's open. It took four months to get that detour up so I'm guessing they're planning more than bulldoze the right of way and a little stabilization.
Wolverine
Exactly, ripped out.
Disc harrow on the back of a tractor in upright stowed position?
I think Carruthers is on the right track. Maybe not the discs, but the hook shaped chisels of a cultivator that break up the big chunks before the discs really do the job.
Another translated tweet about Hwy 305.
"In the photo, you can see that the original road is full of mud, and the car can't pass. However, the "mountain does not turn around", the authorities actually came up with a "匚-shaped bridge" to solve the problem! After 4 months, this special bridge was completed."
Not on tweet:
"Fix my road!" "Hai, Toranaga sama."
Exactly, ripped out.
By what?
I don't know what, definitely not a harrow, and the cultivator tine are spring loaded so I doubt they would do that, especially at the door jambs. An unrequited air chisel could. :eyebrow:
An unrequited air chisel could. :eyebrow:
From inside the car, of course.
From inside the car, of course.
Oh, so you don't know how an air chisel works. It would pierce and rip up like Wolverine's claw, not push out from inside.
I don't think a decal would break the rearmost side window.
No, that metal was ripped out, not pushed in.
Oh, so you don't know how an air chisel works. It would pierce and rip up like Wolverine's claw, not push out from inside.
Pick one.
Both. The metal was ripped out from the outside. There is no inside involved. You don't run your finger through the frosting from inside the cake.
Dali was strange but what about the people who bought this limited edition chair?
whereAs the Scots are a little more practical.
Both. The metal was ripped out from the outside. There is no inside involved. You don't run your finger through the frosting from inside the cake.
How did it rip out, if it wasn't pushed in?
The same way a cat rips your skin.
Cat has to push in before it can rip out.
I think Carruthers is on the right track. Maybe not the discs, but the hook shaped chisels of a cultivator that break up the big chunks before the discs really do the job.
Looks like a peanut plucker to me. Peanut plants are pulled out of the ground for the nodules to dry.
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the back glass and the front sheet metal, looks like.
No metal just glass. The hood is off to pull the engine, hence the hoist was there to save the day. Of course that glass costs three or four times what a windshield costs.
This is weird, but may have been theater to impress the Cubans...
Did you know you can patent a knot? :eek:
Shake down kids for their lunch money if they use your knot to tie their shoes.
Grilled Cheese... ONLY grilled cheese on white in butter. No change, only got a $5, you get 5 grilled cheeses. :haha:
Teh thread behind that truck is not epic, as the headline suggests, but is at least full of joy.
I'd buy that fer a dollar.
I think more places should give change as grilled cheese sammiches.
Here's the other side of that trailer...
Thumbs up for the diamond-plate, down for the Kraft Singles.
Is it a concept or a place to eat?
It's a joke (a good one, but nonetheless photoshopped only.)
Makes sense. Not that different from latex screed
My neighborhood has permeable rubbery sections of sidewalk near trees. No idea how it compares to regular sidewalks in longevity overall, but it doesn't crack due to tree roots, and it's actually much nicer to walk on.
Makes sense. Not that different from latex screed
Much different, a latex screed is a subfloor, a foundation for the wear surface flooring. It doesn't see the temperature extremes, the weight, nor the abrasion of car/truck traffic. Roads have to not only support vehicles, but provide traction so a plastic surface probably wouldn't work, I suspect that 21k of plastic roads is in a warmer part where there's no frost.
*Her* mugshot?
I bet I'da outrun some bullets, also!
Her clit was ten inches long and weighed 2½ pounds...
I was about to say something about the lack of a helmet when I---Is he wearing a tux?
Her clit was ten inches long and weighed 2½ pounds...
That was funneh as hedoublehockeysticks. And what did I get?
Crickets.
:p::lol2:
I was about to say something about the lack of a helmet when I---Is he wearing a tux?
Looks like a black sweatshirt with a white emblem like Adidas or something.
Do not eat your breakfast in the middle of the road.
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I saw Cats on stage back in the late 80s in LA.
Imagine seeing this laying on somebody's desk, or on a bus/subway.
I saw Cats on stage back in the late 80s in LA.
Did they push everything off the edge?
Not on stage, but my cats at home did.
I use to put bread ties on the kitchen window sill. Then one day I wanted a tie to twist on half a bag of frozen french fries. None to be had. All were in the floor and had been swept the day before. Being the detective that I am I set a trap with a long black tie from a phone charger that I had bought. Right around midnight I hear flap, flap flap from the kitchen. My tuxedo cat Betty is swatting the tie and when it hits the floor she was no longer interested. Now I keep the ties in the silverware drawer.
Innocent until proven guilty.
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Kitteh's do what Kitteh's do.
I use to put bread ties on the kitchen window sill.
We gave up on bread ties. We have about a hundred little springy clips for the bread, chips, fries, cookies...
OMFGwehavecookies!!!!I have to tell y'all about my catTrap.
Don't worry, it's harmless!
...mostly.
I lived in a house with a big porch that had flat concrete pads on top of the railing posts, about a foot and a half square. Neighborhood cats had claimed them, after marking their territory. They would lounge on the pads and ignore my "Scat!" until I got to the top of the stairs, and then run off. The next day when I'd get home from work they were back, after remarking their territory.
I dunno where I heard about the idea, but you use 2" wide boxing tape and a beer can. I put about 3 orSo feet of tape, sticky side up, all around the perimeter of the pad and attach the end to the beer can which you sit in the center. They can't see the tape, and since my friends and I used to share some cold ones it was not unusual to see an empty at times so they didn't suspect.
Typically they jump up and land on the tape and immediately put their free paws on it to try and get it off.
Then they run, with the beer can clattering after them.
I don't think I've ever laughed so hard.
I set at least halfAdozen traps, all of which worked.
I only ever found the remains of 2 traps. One managed to leave it on the porch and the other I found half a block away under a car.
No harm done mostly, just some hurt feline feelings.
...and they got the message and stayed off the porch!
Poor Kitteh's.
nah
I don't mind friendly cats, but they weren't.
...and it was not their territory to mark.
I had a friend who liked his cat, but not the footprints on the hood of his truck. He wired a motorcycle battery to the hood. In a short time the cat decided not to jump on the hood anymore.
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Water works just as well. Spray 'em, spritz 'em, soak 'em w/a hose, or just throw a cup of water at them.
Water works just as well. Spray 'em, spritz 'em, soak 'em w/a hose, or just throw a cup of water at them.
Works like a charm.
No, it makes water spots on the truck plus they'll be back as soon as your back is turned. You don't have to damage them to make a bigger impression.
Mermaids have a crotch? I didn't know that. :headshake
I bet it's slippery in there
I once had a girlfriend who was a mermaid.
The relationship was doomed to fail.
Well, she wanted to remain halibut.
;)
I bet it smells like fish
FIFY.
:p:
I once knew a mermaid named Tish
Who had one tail more than a fish
After tries and fails
To get twixt those tails
It is still my most fervent wish
~Gravdigr
Mermaids have a crotch? I didn't know that. :headshake
Melusine does.
The
Starbucks logo is Melusine.
There's a Melusine statue outside my condo.
Never heard of a Melusine, but then I don't drink coffee. I didn't know you are left handed either. :ninja:
I am, but how did you deduce that from that post/pics?
I am, but how did you deduce that from that post/pics?
Crazy Ivan
Other photos in your flickr link, desk has mouse on left side of keyboard.
Crazy Ivan
All stop!! All quiet!!
What's wrong with this picture? :facepalm: Let me count the ways, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 ...
Must've been a horsepower thief ... they improvised a gallows and hanged it.
Imagine just strolling into a garage...
Definitely not an OSHA approved shop as the ladders should be yellow or orange.
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I think that that Reverse-Darwin engine lift was purposely built for the funny photo.
I hope.
Bad enough someone gets maimed/killed trying to get shit done, but dead for a funny picture is unforgivable... unless consoleing the young widow is required.
Amish gone wild. Funny they mentioned Michelobe I don't see, but not Twisted Tea I do. I don't think the would
have a hard time finding where the horse lives, but I doubt they really care.
They got the buggy and the booze, party at the impound lot. :haha:
Seems like an appropriate spot for a song from theRightLeftReverend.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7jtlXC7BUEAmish gone wild.
Rumspringa!!!:devil:
Seems like an appropriate spot for a song from theRightLeftReverend.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7jtlXC7BUE
Shit, I knew a guy out in Lancaster who looked just like him, talked like him too. :crazy:
Yes, Rumspringa, sowing of the wild grain of Quaker. They can get away with a lot of shit but coming home without the horse is really pushing it. :haha:
...coming home without the horse...
:lol2:
Like losing Dad's car on prom night?
Pittsburgh unemployment line...
Shit, I knew a guy out in Lancaster who looked just like him, talked like him too. :crazy:
The Reverend Billy C Wirtz is theBest boogie woogie piano player you will ever hear.
swearToGawd
I strongly encourage y'all to go see him if you get a chance, he does tour. At *least* give him a listen.
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Unique urinal, eye contact, don't lose eye contact.
Not bad.
I'll give them a C, an A if it was Laphroaig with branch water.
Booze in a water-soluble plastic bag, I assume.
Thinking more deeply lowers the grade.
No enjoying the bouquet and aroma.
No controlling the amount you sip.
And God knows what is in the pod.
F
Good thoughts Jim.
I keep thinking maybe are meant to be some kind of stealthy drinking tool, like putting booze into fake binoculars to sneak it into the stadium, or adding vodka to a water bottle on the job. But single malt scotch is not exactly the stealthy drinker's choice.
They're considered edible; soooooooo, I suppose you wouldn't actually be drinking and driving.
No open container of alcohol in the vehicle either.
According to a clip from the Late Show, the bag is made of seaweed somehow.
I was thinking just pre-measured shots to drop in a drink.
According to a clip from the Late Show, the bag is made of seaweed somehow.
Seaweed has a gelatinous component that can be extracted, alternately called "carrageenan" or "agar" depending on the species of seaweed. Both substances are used as a thickener in tons of processed foods, and both are difficult to digest. You can also extract them to a certain degree from okra and a few other veggies classified as "mucilaginous." Agar is also commonly used as the substrate that feeds bacteria in petri dishes, thus transforming it into an "agar plate" (a "petri dish" refers to just the plastic circle by itself and can't technically grow anything.)
unfortunate saw accident
similarly... accidents can happen, this one with an industrial hole punch
Shades of Fearless Fosdick.
I told you OSHA wasn't getting it done!
More like Tai'd one on...
Note that the Olfa cutting surface is made in Japan.
Bet you didn't know grandpa was crazy.
The police or insurance institute must find the women and stop them. End the carnage now.
I reckon the drivers were dodging the boobs.
What's an old woman have between her breasts that a young woman doesn't?
Her bellybutton.
So you think it wasn't an Aww, but a Eww?
I saw this picture of an smoke-jumper in Alaska and wondered what the hell that tool is.
Those guys aren't likely to carry any extra weight that isn't useful.
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I sent out an APB email and got a reply, it's an Alaskan Fire Swatter.
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There's three different styles, about 138 Euros($150), and used like the name implies.
https://www.vallfirest.com/en/fire-swatters/batefuegos-vf-alaskaYou know, the big color ones that ain't no more. :(
Sorry it's so big but smaller the print gets tiny.
Can't leave out the swamp...
When I got up this morning 2 people had sent me this.
I didn't know we were supposed to send stuff back!
I wonder if Slang had anything to do with this? :eek:
This tire is something I've never seen, never saw an ad or reference, never had a hint they once existed.
I remember my Dad breaking 3 Pirellis in one night of Rt 6. For a Marine he was pretty calm but that was a test.
This tire is something I've never seen, never saw an ad or reference, never had a hint they once existed.
mySelf.
As an ex-tireMonkey, it just doesn't seem like it would hold up very well. Too many surfaces to rub, wear, and create heat.
"As for the pioneering BS3, it then evolved into the BS, before the massive strides made in vehicle performance rendered the concept of a separate tyre and tread pattern obsolete."
https://www.automotiveworld.com/news-releases/pirelli-celebrates-the-bs3-60-years-ago-the-tyre-that-wore-a-winter-coat-was-born-the-same-tyre-but-with-an-interchangeable-tread-pattern/Holy shit, 1959! I was thinking this must have been back in the 20's.
That pic brought an instant memory of ads and articles, but not seeing the actual thing. Cinturatos were thought of as the top performing tires at the time.
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gator on a gator, Florida
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Better than crocs on a crock.
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So surreal, I mean, who has a camera phone with a front facing flash?
Bad, bad driver, no biscuit...
We dropped the girl off at college yesterday, and it was the morning after a night of freezing rain. So many people getting onto the highway without cleaning off their vehicles. Sheets of ice flying off of vehicles all day long. I would see an ice sheet fly up into the sky, maybe 4-5 cars ahead, and all the following cars would hit their brakes before it would come crashing back down, so I would have to slow down too. I never got hit by any, so don’t know if it was causing any damage. It was fairly thin.
Sometimes it was remarkable how high the wind would take the ice sheets. 20 feet or more up into the sky before it would crash down.
Morons.
I would have thought that much snow would have squatted that Dodge way more than it looks like.
Wtf, man...
I think I understood about a dozen sentences of this Wiki page about
Manfred Clynes, who died recently.
He invented an inertial guidance system at the age of 15. And he did something fairly significant for music. Or computers. I think.
Fuck, Idk.
Strange spark plug, I don't know how you gap it...
I would guess the gap is between the flat shield you see and a center electrode.
Probably use a flat feeler gauge to reach in and spread to the right gap. Might need to tap it down if the gap is too large.
butI'mJustGuessing
Perma-gap plug. They're for outboards, or other engines that run at constant speed, aren't they?
After spending way too many hours investigating this due to [strike]intellectual curiosity[/strike] stubbornness, I'm convinced the plug is a mislabeled R-7A which is a side firing R-7 with the shield added to keep from losing any of the galloping 22 horse power the PO-15 engine produced.
This is an R-7...
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Note the copper washer as opposed to the silver colored washer on the post war plug.
About the only engines I have never fooled with are outboards.
It doesn't seem like pre-ignition (detonation) would be a problem.
Why is it?
1950 Johnson 22 HP PO15
This 22 horsepower Johnson outboard, manufactured in 1950, is a freshwater model. The engine weight is recorded at 115 lbs. This is a 2 cylinder model. The displacement for the pistons is 29.92. The bore for this outboard is 2.75 inches and the stroke is 2.52 inches. This engine has power steering and a rope-type starter.
I've also read they are bitch to start.
22 hp from 30 ci, I'll bet the compression was pretty high, horizontal cylinders might be letting oil by, carburetors might run rich to make up for crap gas. 1940s technology.
Two stroke? Water cooled?
Doesn't seem like super high output.
Forty years ago I blithely told a friend I would fix his ? outboard for him. Couldn't even get the SOB apart.
In that era Ford's hottest V-8 was 255 ci and 110 hp, Chevy 216 ci and 92 hp, Cadillac 331 ci and 133 hp. Johnson's 22 from 30 is exceptional.
My BSA Gold Star (500 cc/ 30 cu in) had 42 hp, a figure which started in the '
40's.
My '57 AC Bristol had 120 hp from 120 cu in.
You can hardly compare a hand built 7000 rpm performance bike with a production outboard motor on cost alone. Can't compare it to passenger cars either. Was that rating in the post war period or in the '50s ? The AC Bristol was again a performance machine but it was 10 years later which makes a world of difference. I had a 149 ci Chrysler that put out 215 hp but that was in this century, a world away from the 40's.
7000 surprises me. Maybe that's why your arms went numb at freeway speeds. That's a lot of piston reciprocating.
Torque was under 5000, I think.
A wonderful handful on dirt or pavement!
Sure they are looking for torque because that does the work, but with an outboard motor traction is kind of iffy. :haha:
http://www.pochefamily.org/outboard/Checking%20Compression.html
I told you I don't know squat about them but these guys say:
"Most small horsepower (up to 25 hp) two-cycle outboards built prior to the 1960s had a compression ratio of about 6 to 1."
Kind of a neat article in general.
I didn't see any spec that said it was two or four cycle but I think the outboards of that era were mostly two cycle. I did not know to ground the plug wire when doing a compression test with a coil ignition, it's not necessary with a magneto. In addition to a compression test a leak down test is a good idea.
Beau = boyfriend and you can get the football player with Beau Catcher Shoes from Red Goose.
Twisting heads for profit, the Madmen's stock and trade.
Yeah, cuz there wasn't no VD before the computer came along...
Whut a maroon.
Forward bedside asks "Are you addicted to dog and cat?"
What if you're addicted to moose and squrl?
those are duhseases
or demseases
or dozeotherseases
....
I don't know, what am I, your computer?
"Nano nano"
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Hey, kids! Come climb up my ass and slide out my dick! C'mon, it'll be fun!
Could have climbed his dick and turned to shit. :blush:
Cold war strategy, lead with your balls...
Would you trust this... uh, rope for lack of a better term.
It's a funny label definitely. I might trust that rope,... I might use it to tie down the tarp over the load in the back of the truck for example. To be honest I have a number of ropes made from fibers unknown to me. There are some I do really know, sisal, nylon, polypropylene, but not all of them.
I might buy that at the dollar store.
There's a difference between fibers you don't know, and fibers the manufacturer doesn't know...
To be confident, you'd have to quadruple it to hang yourself.
Someone probably got a steal on a huge spool of rope at an auction, and they packaged it up in 50 foot sections for resale. BU they didn't know what they had.
False advertising, blatantly false. There is no place in Thorndike, MA that looks like that... or the rest of the state for that matter. :rolleyes:
There is hardly a place called Thorndike at all, but bluesman Taj Mahal came from there, sort of.
Since you are sheltering in place anyway:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SHHxMNkMl4No shit, Taj Mahal?
I didn't know that and I grew up in Hampden County. :smack:
I think the Robot Toilet Overlords ane getting out of hand, before you know it Bears won't be allowed to shit in the woods anymore.:eyebrow:
I don't even want to *think* about trying to clean and sanitize all that, let alone actually try to, after an episode of turboDiarreha.
{gak}
I saw him live twice in a high school auditorium about 20 years ago and he was just fabulous
I saw him live twice
{soJealous}
He was going to be my 1st actual live show at a student center 40 years ago, and the show was cancelled.
...and I *still* haven't seen him live.
He is in several takes in the super duper "Playing for Change" series. Check YouTube.
After thinking a little it probably was about 1990 that I saw him, he was in a grammar school auditorium in East Windsor, NJ, Beau, you should be jealous, he was great
It's the roar of the greasepaint, the smell of the crowd, makes small venues exciting. ;)
False advertising, blatantly false. There is no place in Thorndike, MA that looks like that... or the rest of the state for that matter. :rolleyes:
I've been watching The Man In The High Castle and have been really annoyed by the scenes in the supposed "Poconos" with their mature Temperate Rain Forest of cedars and redwoods and majestic 12,000 feet snow capped mountains. Not to dis the Poconos, but all they've got are really just hills.
You'd be surprised what we have in NEPA. I recently saw an episode of The Office which had some nice palm trees in the suburbs around Lake Wallenpaupak.
You'd be surprised what we have in NEPA. I recently saw an episode of The Office which had some nice palm trees in the suburbs around Lake Wallenpaupak.
I loved it that that episode featured Lake Wallenpaupak, but had to laugh at what it looked like.
Overheard while replenishing my supply of bitters:
"Does it have quinine?"
"Yes, it say 'Contains quinine'."
"Get four."
*she loads four twelve-packs of Schweppes tonic water into the front basket of his motorized cart.
I left them, smug and silent, and picked up another handle of gin on my way to the checkout line.
You'd be surprised what we have in NEPA. I recently saw an episode of The Office which had some nice palm trees in the suburbs around Lake Wallenpaupak.
Hahaha. Yes! I remember that too. Read about how they had truck loads of snow delivered for a few winter scenes
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You didn't let them know they need to chase it with clorox to make the chloroquine?
For some things there is just no rational explanation...
They prolly thought this guy was nuts:
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That's all I got.
Brand new corvette, customer brings it in for service... fah down, go boom.
I'm sure the owner was fine about it.
I love those mechanical cutaway pictures.
It's obvious from the picture it was on the lift, they took the front wheels off, and the weight of the rear engine toppled it.
I don't know any more than I did, other than the owner is pissed because they ruined his chance to blackmail the dealer and GM by threatening to released pictures.
Russian snow machines are ready for bears...
Yes, a PKP Pecheneg general purpose machine gun to protect the Russian crews at the oil wells and mines in the Arctic.
"general purpose machine gun" WTF
Only for use on generals?
General purpose, 7.62x39 same as an AK-37, big enough for people and bears.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvnVh3N_czE
Sort of a recruiting ad, if anyone is interested.
AK-47?
Yes, it was late. :o
Somebody was full auto on the Game Commission over the weekend, then I saw an injured turkey vulture in the woods yesterday. Don't know if they're related. Could be the bird was just getting old...
Two dead squirrels in my yard yesterday. Shot by a pellet gun. Pretty sure which neighbor did it, but can’t be certain.
We’re now in the initial planning stages of a privacy fence on that side. If only I knew how much it cost to fence a yard.
LOL. I was actually referring to an old thread by StacyV and Larson? And their famous “spit on you soul” line. But I am probably misremembering.
Oh man, that brings back memories. I wouldn't have gotten the reference with the cost of fencing alone, but "spit on your soul"... good times.
LOL. I was actually referring to an old thread by StacyV and Larson? And their famous “spit on you soul” line. But I am probably misremembering.
lol! I'd forgotten about that.
Oh man, that brings back memories. I wouldn't have gotten the reference with the cost of fencing alone, but "spit on your soul"... good times.
awRight.
For us newbies, give!
Okay, so first, staceyv posted
this thread, suspecting that her husband was cheating on her and asking what we thought. Everyone basically confirmed, "yeah, he's a dick," apparently too quickly for her liking, and she got somewhat offended on his behalf.
So she showed him the thread, and he made his own account, and started
this thread defending himself. The classic quote comes in post #7 of this second thread, via staceyv posting through her husband's new account about what her husband said about us after he flounced off and refused to post any more... :)
welp. She *did* ask for really bad advice!
LOL. I was actually referring to an old thread by StacyV and Larson? And their famous “spit on you soul” line. But I am probably misremembering.
I have no idea why I found this thread memorable. But it was this one.
How much does it cost to fence a yard?
I probably remembered it because the idea of asking the cost to fence a yard that you might wind up renting was just so off the wall. And then all the advice to buy a house instead with no money down. Just a couple years before the housing market crash.
I think all this was about when I was a newb. Fun times (in a batshit insane way -the best kind)
That was quality content.
Are there really people this stupid?
the ones that do love stuff on sale!
same goes for "ultrapremium vodka" once it's distilled and filtered enough to be vodka, further filtration doesn't make it more vodka.
I saw a thing one time. They ran cheap vodka through one of those water filtration pitchers, over and over. Each time, they compared the taste to a premium vodka they had on hand. After several runs through the filter, they declared the two tasted the same.
I'm not sure if that was because filtering, or because they got drunk as shit during the taste comparison.
I grabbed some hand sanitizer at a gas station a couple weeks ago, smells like cheap bar tequila.
King of the dodads and patron saint of distracted driving.
Not too much different than 2020 models.
I found another shot of the crazy tree guy but from this angle down in the bottom right I'm sure they are using that bucket to protect the shed from falling limbs. That's smart, must have been the guy on the ground because the guy up the tree is not smart.
We don't need to go to all that bother.
Over here we have perfected the self-felling tree.
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It happened yesterday in Ealing, London, during unusually high winds for the time of year.
LinkAnd the lady on the right curb is coolness itself.
And the lady on the right curb is coolness itself.
I first saw that as "cooling herself".
I'm just wondering if that was an unusually small root structure, or whether most roots, perhaps rotten, were left in the ground when the tree fell.
Perhaps Gravdigr can help here?
Is that a sycamore? Regardless with impermeable surface all around it the roots won't spread far from the tree.
I had a blue spruce at the corner of the front yard where the driveway met the road. A strong wind blew it over but the roots didn't break. Since they all grew away from the pavement there was nothing to hold the tree up on those two sides. All I had to do is stand it up but there was still nothing to keep it up so I cut it up.
Is that a sycamore? Regardless with impermeable surface all around it the roots won't spread far from the tree.
I had a blue spruce at the corner of the front yard where the driveway met the road. A strong wind blew it over but the roots didn't break. Since they all grew away from the pavement there was nothing to hold the tree up on those two sides. All I had to do is stand it up but there was still nothing to keep it up so I cut it up.
Having looked at a number Street View shots taken over a period of several years I'm not sure that it is although the leaf looks the part.
I think it is probably a London Plane tree which I find is...
A real city slicker, the London plane is the capital’s most common tree.
As a hybrid of American sycamore and Oriental plane, it was first discovered in the 17th century then widely planted in the 18th.
For all practical purposes the answer to your question is 'yes'!
London Plane tree
Ealing, London, Street ViewAh yes, we discussed the Plane trees awhile back, they have the same bark as the Sycamore. I'd forgotten them. Thank you Sir.
Could be root rot.
Blanket term, I'm pretty sure.
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I have been called a sheeple and other things for wearing a mask in the stores. Fuck these redneck assholes, i don't want to spread Coved around. The masks are not for my protection, but for yours. You tell these Idiots that and they accuse you of threatening them. I Hate People.
I feel you man. Why can't this just be something we do for each other, just a little patriotic gesture?
Things will change once everyone has an immediate family member who has died. I'm guessing December.
I have been called a sheeple and other things for wearing a mask in the stores. Fuck these redneck assholes, i don't want to spread Coved around. The masks are not for my protection, but for yours. You tell these Idiots that and they accuse you of threatening them. I Hate People.
People in the UK are asked to wear masks in shops and other enclosed premises and it is mandatory to wear one on public transport in England.
A couple of weeks ago I was on the train for a short journey and the only other visible passenger wasn't wearing a mask.
Bizarrely he put one on as he left the train and went through the station buildings.
I always wear one in shops and even when I had a haircut this morning.
That proved a little tricky when the clippers were working in close proximity to my ears!
It's not too much to ask that everyone should show a bit of consideration to others but life doesn't appear to work like that.
First day of compulsory face masks on public transport proves patchy Stupidity will be the death of us all
Things will change once everyone has an immediate family member who has died. I'm guessing December.
I'm predicting an increase in mask wearing around Halloween time.
Furthermore, that most of the kids' costumes will fall into one of two categories: healthcare worker; or, bandit (bank robber, train robber, IRS agent...etc.)
Okay, so first, staceyv posted this thread, suspecting that her husband was cheating on her and asking what we thought. Everyone basically confirmed, "yeah, he's a dick," apparently too quickly for her liking, and she got somewhat offended on his behalf.
So she showed him the thread, and he made his own account, and started this thread defending himself. The classic quote comes in post #7 of this second thread, via staceyv posting through her husband's new account about what her husband said about us after he flounced off and refused to post any more... :)
Such a great series!
Wow, that little guy is toast.
Too bad they usually get away with this until after they reproduce...
that's a deadfall trap juuuust waitin.
I've never heard of this, and can't tell if it's a doable commercial practice or a huge hobby bonsai...
I think "hobby" of late.
It reminds me of the circles of redwoods that rise from old stumps.
Yeah, "lumber production" is hard to buy.
Maybe chopsticks but they use hardwood (birch) or bamboo for that.
This looks like a variation of pollarding. It used to be a common technique for producing firewood
This looks like a variation of pollarding.
It does.
I never heard that term, of course we always had plenty of firewood, that's what my grandfather and my uncles did all day, cut 'em down, cut 'em up, haul it into the city to sell.
Granddaddydigr had 16 trucks at one point doing that very thing.
Forward ONLY. drive through sites ONLY.
If I saw that, I would be so excited to get a picture to share with the Cellar
Ha! That’s be my first thought.
I can see the headline, Massive Pile-up on the Interstate Caused by a Guy Trying to Take a Picture. :smack:
Anyway, Orlando Airport has what is labeled as a bronze sculpture...
More on Hanson and another guy (you're right about bronze):
https://artblart.com/tag/duane-hanson-tourists-ii/I've found certain plastic handles on screwdrivers and chisels had mildewed right next to others that did not.
This Snap-On cast polyurethane dead blow hammer was buried under some other stuff in a damp cellar for a long time.
The surface was covered completely with green/white mildew but what surprised me was the wide cracks in the handle,
The cracks were bright red with no mildew down in the cracks below the outer surface like some science fiction shit.
Then it crumbled when I tried to pick it up, very strange, never seen anything like it.
Is it possible some chemical had spilled? Not sure what can break down polyurethane.
[SIZE="3"]Snap on Dead blow!!! Is dead!![/SIZE]
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[QUOTE]My 120lbs wife was pounding 2 steel pegs in soft grass and the hammer blew apart. ...
Mine did that too, was orange also. It was around 18 years old thou
This style of Snap on was well known for shattering. The newly updated ones (3-4 years ago? Maybe a little longer than that) are supposed to have solved that, but time will tell.
Urethane degrades over time it's simply the nature of the chemistry. This isn't uncommon. It happened when Stanley owned Com-po-cast and it's going to happen to Trusty-Cook's, Snap-On's, Harbor Freight's and anybody else's urethane hammers in due time. The condition this occurs most frequently on is called white death. When the hammer starts to turn white this indicates that the hammer will soon fade.
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Crazy train.
So much awesome.
If I saw that, I would be so excited to get a picture to share with the Cellar
So you liked that huh, well this guy tops that fool.
Another killer on the road...
I've found certain plastic handles on screwdrivers and chisels had mildewed right next to others that did not.
This Snap-On cast polyurethane dead blow hammer was buried under some other stuff in a damp cellar for a long time.
The surface was covered completely with green/white mildew but what surprised me was the wide cracks in the handle,
The cracks were bright red with no mildew down in the cracks below the outer surface like some science fiction shit.
Then it crumbled when I tried to pick it up, very strange, never seen anything like it.
Hammer Time! You can't touch this.
Another killer on the road...
That set up will be squirming like a toad.[/TheDoors]
That set up will be squirming like a toad.[/TheDoors]
Get out of my haid.
I think this might be fake news...
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