Virtual Celebrity Bang List

The moment I saw lumberjim's "celebrity bang list" thread, I knew we had to do this. But I decided I should save it for some time when we needed some collective comic relief.

And damn, if that isn't now, then it's never.

So. Rather than posting the names of real celebrities you'd "do" given the opportunity, post the characters that are drawn or computer-generated who managed to inspire a moment of weakness in you. Remember, strictly animated or comic characters only... not just fictional characters played by real actors.

Tank Girl!

Originally posted by Griff
Tank Girl!

Oh she was awesome.

I have to say Wolverine from the animated show. I always loved him, even have a bunch of the comics.

[COLOR=indigo]Definitely Wolverine.[/COLOR]

Originally posted by OnyxCougar
[COLOR=indigo]Definitely Wolverine.[/COLOR]

WOLVERINE!!

I think I forgot Jamie Oliver, too.

Gaiman's Sandman Comics:

Death. She is hot!

I second Death. Delerium would be cool to hang out with, but a relationship would be far too risky.

Cheetara of Thundercats fame.

Originally posted by Happy Monkey
I second Death. Delerium would be cool to hang out with, but a relationship would be far too risky.

She's also underage, or, well, as old as the universe, but still a teenager.. or ... um... OHH, look at the colors.

Blondie, Dagwood's blondie.

YOU ARE ALL... WEIRDOS!

/Sam the Eagle voice

Originally posted by vsp
YOU ARE ALL... WEIRDOS!

And Dag's daughter too, with Blondie...at the same time. :eek:

"Six of One" from "Tripping the Rift";)

Speed Racer.

"Go, Speed Racer, go Speed Racer, go Speed Racer, GO!"

lara croft, duh

Penelope pitstop

Originally posted by xoxoxoBruce
"Six of One" from "Tripping the Rift";)

:thumb: :thumb: :thumb: :thumb: :thumb:

Originally posted by case
I think I forgot Jamie Oliver, too.

Okay, first of all, despite his bizarre appearance, Jamie Oliver is real.

Second of all, JAMIE FUCKING OLIVER? What the hell?

And yeah, Tank Girl. And if I could pick the movie Tank Girl, it would have to be a threesome with her friend, can't remember the name.

Jessica Rabbit. :)

Originally posted by perth

Okay, first of all, despite his bizarre appearance, Jamie Oliver is real.

Um, who said I couldn't pick a real celebrity?

Originally posted by case
Um, who said I couldn't pick a real celebrity?

Wrong thread. And I have a thing for picking on you. Call it a fetish.

You guys are nuts. Veronica has 'em all beat!

Originally posted by perth

Wrong thread. And I have a thing for picking on you. Call it a fetish.

SHIT! VIRTUAL! Ugh. Sorry...scratch Jamie Oliver from the list and add Powdered Toast Man.

Hello Nurse!

Nancy's mom.

Stacey's mom, from the song. She's got it going on!

Charlie Brown's teacher. Sure, we never saw her, but with that exotic "wah-wah" voice, she must have been French, and her firm no-nonsense manner could be alluring.

...but with that exotic "wah-wah" voice...

That was the ball gag :)

Originally posted by perth
And yeah, Tank Girl. And if I could pick the movie Tank Girl, it would have to be a threesome with her friend, can't remember the name.

Her friends name was Jet. I only remember that because the slimy boss says "Hows the Jet, Jet".

Cutter, from the Elfquest comics

*sigh*

Trying to decide whether to confess my unnatural love for Duke Nukem ... nah. Better not.

Originally posted by Brigliadore
Her friends name was Jet. I only remember that because the slimy boss says "Hows the Jet, Jet".

Oh yeah! Thanks. I gotta find out if thats out on DVD.

Update: Oh Hell yeah!

Update again: And the books are conveniently listed on the same page. Honey, I just spent our paycheck!

We've already had one person admit to Chetara, now will anyone else fess up to wanting to bang any other not quite human females? You know... Minerva Mink, Smurfette, Bugs Bunny in drag, you get the idea.

Personally, I would go for Lela, and yes when I was little, I had a crush on Chetara.

:3eye:

I don't know about that, but the Cat's from the musical (women in cat suits) were pretty damn hot.

Was Cutter an Elf? I guess he would fall in the not-quite-human category.

Ladies seem have more choice here, as there seem to be many more male alien/robot/mutants than there are females. Isn't that odd?

[COLOR=indigo]I think Jessica Rabbit is hot. I get strangely aroused watching that movie. And it sure as hell is not Christopher Lloyd that is doin' it for me.[/COLOR]

For the record, Dagwood Bumstead's daughter is named Cookie.

My list, in no particular order:

Jane Lane (from "Daria")
Brandy (from "Liberty Meadows")
Mrs. Poptart (from "Cherry")


Honorable mention to Brenda Starr and Ms. Bellum (from the Powerpuff Girls)

Nigel Thornberry ::dreamy look::

You should read some belgian and french comics. Largo Winch is not only a handsome man, but his women are really beauties.
And one shouldn't forget Pinup!

Stripperella, just because.

Originally posted by jinx
Nigel Thornberry ::dreamy look::

You just like it when i talk in his voice.


and i thought you liked he-man?

"I HAVE THE POWER!"

Alice, from Dilbert. Something about triangular hair just puts my baker's dozen in a box! I don't know what that means, but DAMN!! I can't stop using exclamation points!!!

Oh, and Cathy, from the comic strip Cathy. Anybody who sweats that much has gotta be HOT. And she's got so many witty insights on modern life. Cough.

Ow! Damn annuerisms.

I've known guys who get excited about Belle from Disney's Beauty and the Beast, and what's-her-face from the Final Fastasy movie. Really. Kinda creeps me out. Anybody that lusty over an animated character makes me want to not keep comic books around, for fear that I'll start finding the pages stuck together. Assuming I liked comic books.

That IS disturbing, that someone would think of modern Disney and pick Belle over the Little Mermaid!

Oh no... oh no... I was just innocently looking through google image search I swear it, trying to find an indiscreet Little Mermaid for the post, and I came across the most incredible copyright violation ever, not safe for work Not Safe For Work NOT SAFE FOR WORK:

http://www.disneypornland.com/

I'm not sure how I feel about this.

The girl from He-Man. Red-haired. Not Evil-Lyn, but the good-guy one. I-can't-stop-using-hyphens. Sorry.

The mom from Family Circus has a nice body, but they never show anything but her ankles. Get with the times, Keane.

Oh, and just because you ignored this link in the other thread doesn't mean I won't use it again. Multiple times, until I get the attention I crave.

I'd also like to mention that Mr. Gold Suit Man is so sexy that, given the opportunity, I'd dance on the other side of the fence.

Hokay... time for Pastrami to stop posting for awhile.

Originally posted by mrnoodle
The girl from He-Man. Red-haired. Not Evil-Lyn, but the good-guy one

I think that was Teela.

Sonic the Bloody Hedgehog

Oh I could seriously do something illegal to that little bastard with a length of rope and a large orange.
Mainly because my kids played the games for hours and the music,Arrrrrrrgh I can still hear it...... :eek3:

Originally posted by Undertoad

http://www.disneypornland.com/

I'm not sure how I feel about this.

I have a feeling if you REALLY objected you wouldn't have posted it! :eek:

"Latest update... Kim Possible pictures added" :worried:

Ok...

1. Link Hogthrob from Pigs In Space.

2. Der Fledermaus from The Tick (Live action...his accent makes me hot!)

3. Sebastian from Little Mermaid...but I heard he had...
Oh nevermind.

HM,
now you've gone and made me look for a more flattering picture of Death than the one you posted. Here is the best I found on short notice...

Betty Boop, now that's one fine cartoon. :)

Yeah, the one I used isn't the cutest, but it is probably one of the most evocative of the character.

"Latest update... Kim Possible pictures added" :worried:

I requested the Powderpuff Girls...hehehe :vomit:

Brian "going to hell NOW"

Originally posted by blue58
I don't know about that, but the Cat's from the musical (women in cat suits) were pretty damn hot.

Maybe you need to check out Omaha the Cat Dancer.

Oh hey, what the hell is that? I just did a brief GIS on it, may I ask why do you know about this?

Originally posted by blue58
may I ask why do you know about this?

Because I've spent a fair amount of time in comic book stores when I should have been doing something productive.

Any more questions? :cool:

We've already had one person admit to Chetara, now will anyone else fess up to wanting to bang any other not quite human females?

Viktoria, from the Thief series. I believe that she is a dryad.

For some reason, I thought of this thread as I was driving home from work. Perhaps some who originally posted have changed their minds, and I'm sure some of the newer Dwellars will have interesting contributions.

[This thread predates Nothingland . . . perhaps a move there is in order?]

Little...Annie...Fanny. AND her friend Candyfloss.

either of the 2 teachers in secret plot

footfootfoot;316452 wrote:

either of the 2 teachers in secret plot

Say more? I'm not familiar with that.

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Agatha, from Girl Genius. :heartpump

Oh, how could I forget Agatha?

[FONT="Impact"]Dr Katz, Professional Therapist[/FONT] :p

Satanica

I had a list...

Bring on the Liru.

Digging back through this ancient thread...

Undertoad;81946 wrote:

That IS disturbing, that someone would think of modern Disney and pick Belle over the Little Mermaid!

I have one thing to say to that...

XoxoBruce and I have something in common. (I always knew SteveDallas and I did.) Girl Genius -- "From my heart and from my hand/Why don't people understand/My invention?"

And this is from the same guy who did XXXenophile, after all. Getting in the latest XXXenophile was always a prelude to good sex with the wife... mmm, Captain Velma -- [Watch This Space]. And we can imagine all sorts of p0rny Girl Genius fun too, even aside from getting Gilgamesh v.W. and Agatha accidentally locked inside a Turkish bath together in The Iron Sheikh's Seraglio. Unless you'd rather imagine them doing a step-kick routine to Wierd Al Yankovic's Spam. Tinned meat is just so gaslamp, somehow...

Bangladesh DuPree and Klaus von Wulfenbach, while he's in no condition to resist her feminine wiles -- not least because until now he has no idea she has any -- as I presume he hasn't seen that (Café Press?) calendar with her on it! Given DuPree's nature, two words: riding crop. Yeah sure, she steals it from Von Pinn...

"Punch? Judy? Ah, about that sterility thing...?"

And of our three favorite Jägermonsters, Maxim is the cute one -- especially if he can play jazz trumpet for a high-energy cover of Purple People Eater.

Would Ferretina the Weasel Queen best enjoy Othar Tryggvason by covering the whole thing with cheese, and never minding about trying to be a philosopher? (And if you can unravel that skein of references, you've had a misspent youth of the kind that makes me want to know you better!)

Winslow getting tentacle raped by an abomination of science! And keeping his smile!

I thought Candyfloss was Wicked Wanda's girl toy from Penthouse?

A Look at this Agatha we're nattering about. Safe For Work, coffee motif even.