celebtrity bang list
this has probably been done, but I didn't see it, so....
What 5 celebrities would you put on your " my spouse has to let me have sex with this person if i have the chance" list? In order of your preference if they all were available at the same time. if you're single, just assume you will eventually be married, and you'll need this list.
I think posting a list like that will get me in deep trouble with HP. I already am having a hard time forgetting the one "Orlando Bloom is sexy" comment I made months ago. Every time I want to watch LOTR or Pirates of the Caribbean I get reminded of the folly I made in making that comment.
Sheesh men, you make one little comment and they wont let you live it down. Oh wait thats women.. nevermind.
So you already have two. It's just three more!
i was a feared of that. just don;t question HP's "integrity" and you'll be fine ;)
Maybe if he sees other people's lists, he won;t be so rough on ya.
I'm having trouble coming up with one......but i will put one up eventually
Originally posted by lumberjim
I'm having trouble coming up with one......but i will put one up eventually
(in no paticular order)
Sandra Bullock
Julia Roberts
Charlize Theron
Jennifer Connelly
Rebecca Romijn-Stamos
Sarah Jessica Parker
Jennifer Garner
Natasha Henstridge
Peta Wilson
Sarah Michelle Gellar
Oh wait was I suppose to be coming up with a male list for me? Sorry... carry on.
umm.....
darryl hanna
michell pfeiffer
tori amos
jewel
sinaed O'connor
edit:
honorable mention:
gwen stefani
We have a one celebrity coupon here. Pete can do Brad Pitt and I can hook up with Halle Berry. I suspect, however, that Orlando Bloom may be supplanting Mr. Pitt. He better get off his can and make another movie.
Brig's list will do for me.
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Oops, Pete informs me that Faramir, one
David Wenham is now the man. I'm thinking of dumping Halle as well but I don't have anyone qued up.
Janet Jackson
Nikki Cox
Halle Berry
Jill Scott
Shannon Elizabeth
Perhaps these would do tonight...
Elvis Costello
Richard Coyle
Paul Rudd
Billie Joe Armstrong (I dunno, he just is)
Sheldon Souray
Hmmmm. I'm sure there's something to be learned from psychoanalyzing these lists.
Emma Thompson
Jodie Foster
Winona Ryder
Kirsten Dunst
Nikki Cox
Honorable mention: (As long as we're dealing in fantasies, why stop with 5????)
Eliza Dushku
Rose McGowan
Ally Sheedy
Bush's daughter
Stella McCartney
Jade Jagger
Paris Hilton
The other one
Tell all book to follow
Five, eh?
Johnny Depp
David Bowie
Jason Isaacs (but only with the Hook wig on) (in the grand tradition of "nah, leave 'em on..what the fuck, I'm paying for it!")
Jennifer Beals
Catherine Zeta-Jones
(edited to add: Christopher Walken will always, however, be welcome in my cabana *any* time)
1. unbeatable number one: JOHN TRAVOLTA
2. Heath Ledger
3. I dunno his name but he played Aiden in "Sex and the city"
4. Robbie Williams.
5. Prince William
Originally posted by Sun_Sparkz
[B]3. I dunno his name but he played Aiden in "Sex and the city"
That would be John Corbett.
Originally posted by Brigliadore
That would be John Corbett.
YES! he is such a heart melting cutie!!
:girlie sigh:
Originally posted by lumberjim
honorable mention:
gwen stefani
Lurve you too, stud man.
Lessee...
Elle MacPherson
Lauren Holly (if I could get her to go back to her "Picket Fences" redheaded look)
Kate Winslet
Christina Ricci
Diane Lane
In a pinch, Janeane Garofalo could bump one of those five off the list.
And if I had a time machine and could go back a couple of decades, Diana Rigg and Tuesday Weld. In a heartbeat.
denzel washington
jackie chan (man can he move)
mel gibson
michael clarke duncan
adrian paul
If none of them smoked this would be my list:
Catherine Zeta-Jones
Halle Berry
Laetitia Casta (Model)
Cameron Diaz
Sandra Bullock
All of these women are gorgeous to look at. But my nose is sensitive and I think smoking stinks.
So, this is my real list:
Halle Berry
Kirsten Dunst
Rene Russo
In addition to many of those listed
Selma Hayek
Penelope Cruz (she just keeps popping out at me on IMDB)
Kristen Davis
Top 5(at the moment)
Kelly Hu
Jessica Alba
Brooke Burke
Salma Hayek
Charlize Theron
Honorable Mention
Renée Zellweger
Keira Knightley
Rachael Leigh Cook
Kylie Minogue
Jennifer Connely
Toni Braxton
Anna Kournikova
Nikki Cox
Don't find attractive
Jennifer Lopez
Pam Anderson
Carmen Electra (Only because I know she was with Dennis Rodman)
Liv Tyler
Julia Roberts
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johnny depp
ll cool j
jack white
leonardo di caprio
brad pit
Liv Tyler, she must wear the elven ears and I have to put her old man outa mind.
Dave Matthews
Rodney Grant
Djimon Hounsou
Mel Gibson
young(er) Robert Plant
Since he hasn't posted it yet, I am going to post it for him and see if I get it right:
Heather Graham
Parker Posey
Halle Berry
Biancee Knowles (from the 3rd Austin Powers)
Audrey Tautou (The woman who plays the lead in Amelie)
Thats probably in the wrong order and I am sure there was a redhead in there somewhere, but we'll see what he says.
Originally posted by Elionwyr
Five, eh?
Johnny Depp
David Bowie
Jason Isaacs (but only with the Hook wig on) (in the grand tradition of "nah, leave 'em on..what the fuck, I'm paying for it!")
Jennifer Beals
Catherine Zeta-Jones
(edited to add: Christopher Walken will always, however, be welcome in my cabana *any* time)
Oh hell, since noone else is going to say it......yes we guys dig this, really.
I was gonna, but i didnt want t piss jinx off
I'm sure it would come as a great surprise to her.
Originally posted by lumberjim
I was gonna, but i didnt want t piss jinx off
LOL....well we saw the pictures you posted and we dig Jinx too ;-)
yeah, she'd be 1st on my list, but she's not famous. yet
Somebody's gonna be sleeping on the couch tonight...
Yup, it's all fun and games 'til somebody has to sleep on the fucking couch.
And I bet the one person that won't fall for his bullshit sales tactics whatsoever is jinx.
She does have a kind of "don't fuck with me" look. And I'm curious...are you two like in the same house right now, on 2 different PC's or something....it just seems odd both of you on at the same time.
Originally posted by jinx
:vomit:
you were just looking for an excuse to use that smiley, weren't ya?
She does have a kind of "don't fuck with me" look. And I'm curious...are you two like in the same house right now, on 2 different PC's or something....it just seems odd both of you on at the same time.
no, i work saturdays refining my bullshit sales tactics.
we do have 2 pc's, but when ii'm home, we usually just share hers. i have all my games and porn on mine, so it is upstairs. jinx's is right in the living room.
oh, and it's not just a look...don;t fuck with her.
If you're gonna hang out on the internet why the fuck go to work in the first place?
And for what it's worth...after scanning 600 pics into the PC, I'm now ripping 130 cds...this is mind numbing stuff...but hell, it's Wisconsin in January, what the hell else to do? Oh yes, and beer drinking....I'm doing some serious power drinking.
And eating cheese right? You CAN'T forget the cheese!
Originally posted by lumberjim
no, i work saturdays refining my bullshit sales tactics.
Wow...you actually have to work on those? I thought those were innate...
Yeah, a cheese sandwich, bratwurst on top...no bread, drinkin Old 'Mil, hey der?
Originally posted by sycamore
Wow...you actually have to work on those? I thought those were innate...
Does look like a slippery fucker don't he? ;-) Got a nice house, beautiful wife and adorable kids tho...car business must be good indeed. Maybe I should work Saturdays?
Originally posted by blue58
Maybe I should work Saturdays?
Nah...working Saturdays is overrated.
*goes to grab his bottle of Penn Dutch Egg Nog*
i'm the most honest person in the dealership.
i'm the last one they see and routinely burst bubbles that the salesmen have created......
the finance department is the "brakes" of a dealership.
" I know they quoted you 5.9%, but you do not qualify for that rate, sir. The best we can do for you on this car is 8.9%, please sign here"
what fun.
if not for jinx, i'd be living in my own filth, i'm sure.....
have to give her credit for the beautiful house, and the kids' good looks, too.
i'm just a good earner.
Originally posted by sycamore
And I bet the one person that won't fall for his bullshit sales tactics whatsoever is jinx.
Isn't it awful that he even
tries that shit at home? Morally repugnant I say....
Awww hell, didn't intend to hijack this thread, so:
1) Shania
2) Halle Berry (only if she'd agree to do my wife too ;-)
3) Nikki Cox
4) Any ice skater
5) The everyone love raymond chick...or the home improvement wife, or both.
Originally posted by blue58
Awww hell, didn't intend to hijack this thread, so:
1) Shania
2) Halle Berry (only if she'd agree to do my wife too ;-)
3) Nikki Cox
4) Any ice skater
5) The everyone love raymond chick...or the home improvement wife, or both.
even tanya harding?
and i'm sorry, but i wouldn't F mrs tool time with sycamore's tiny little d**k
Originally posted by jinx
Isn't it awful that he even tries that shit at home? Morally repugnant I say....
yo u know you love it. so you have to wear hip waders once in a while, it's the thought that counts. honey, YOU ...ARE....my shining star........blah blah blah bla-blah....
Sure Tanya, that's what the old milwaukee's for, and the paper bag it comes in.
And I was just jerking your chain earlier....You're an exceptionaly (sp? damn beer!) honest looking gentleman. I'd finance with you any day.
And you would know about my dick how?
You know who I completely forgot about?
--Mariah Carey: I've been in love with her since I was 14
--Leah Remini: Something about her...meeeow!
Mariah....eewwww, skanky skank.
Leah, ya, there is something about her....would have to have a mute button tho.
Scene: A camping trip with my Explorer post back in 1990. One of the leaders from another post apparently has the hots for our Advisor.
Advisor: I might fuck her if she had a bag over her head.
A member of our post: Paper or plastic?
(EDIT: Remembered it incorrectly...might still have it wrong...I'm paraphrasing here. It's been 14 years...but the "paper or plastic" comment was a running joke in the post for quite some time.)
Originally posted by blue58
Mariah....eewwww, skanky skank.
I think that's just an act. She's like the girl in high school who was always trying to show off her cleavage, but hadn't made it past first base.
Mariah is so beautiful...except for her talking voice. Gyah!
A three bagger?
One for you, one for her, and one for anyone that has to watch it?
Mariah is not that beautiful, cmon man, take away the great rack and whaddiyoogot??
A nice face and a nice body...whoo baby!
Originally posted by sycamore
And you would know about my dick how?
BRUCE TOLD ME
Yeah butt....that high pitched thing she does drives me up the wall.....what does LadySyc think of your obsession with the skanky ho? ;-)
Rho is respectful of my crush on Mariah so long as I am respectful of her crush on Prince. (I am.)
Jimbo Jimbo Jimbo...the only way Bruce would know about the size of my schlong is if he was playing voyeur/stalker. Now, let's be real here: Bruce is the dirty ol' man. But that's only with the ladies. I really don't think he's interested in me in that way.
But he has made passes at Rho...*puts 2 and 2 together*...oh shit...
Is Rho bisexual? Cause Prince ain't all that manly. Why do chicks dig the femmy guys anyway? I mean Leonardo DiCaprio? Tom Cruise? ack, spit...be more manly damnit!
Originally posted by blue58
Is Rho bisexual?
No, though she does think Toni Braxton and Janet Jackson are hot. And I'd have to agree.
Speaking of Bruce, the reason I joined the cellar in the first place was on account of his amateur cheesecake shots that I assumed were a regular feature here? Oh wait....was that NBN?
Originally posted by sycamore
No, though she does think Toni Braxton and Janet Jackson are hot. And I'd have to agree.
Well at least she has good taste in women.
That would be the one and only Nothing But Net. What a character. Great guy. Might be able to drink me under the table. Complete perv.
I love amateur photography. Especially when the photographer is a perv. I bought my wife a Canon Digital Rebel for Xmas, you think I got one nudie shot?
Damn, that's a $1000 camera and I get dick! My wife is pretty attractive see (looks a little like jinx actually), so is a little amateur action too much to ask? Even some lame glamour shots?
But no, she probably thinks I'd post them on the internet (thought maybe has crossed my mind), course she thinks the internet is the root of all evil, and I do have a history of doing dumb things, but man that camera cost $1000!! ;-)
Keanu Reeves - so much so that I even own Sweet November
Johnny Depp - Since Jump Street days!
Dave Chappel - don't ask me why I just like him
Jessie L. Martin - the decetive from Law & Order - not the old guy - I'm not that twisted
Jared Leto - Lord what was Cameron thinking - from him to that dude! - lord that isn't5 justified i tell you
Originally posted by blue58
4) Any ice skater
Man, you could go to prisonfor that... jailbait city!!!
Originally posted by blue58
But no, she probably thinks I'd post them on the internet (thought maybe has crossed my mind), course she thinks the internet is the root of all evil, and I do have a history of doing dumb things, but man that camera cost $1000!! ;-)
Just order some of
these (warning: not at all safe for work) and tell her you need to recoup the cost of the camera! :eek3:
Originally posted by TheMadDater
Keanu Reeves - so much so that I even own Sweet November
Johnny Depp - Since Jump Street days!
Dave Chappel - don't ask me why I just like him
Jessie L. Martin - the decetive from Law & Order - not the old guy - I'm not that twisted
Jared Leto - Lord what was Cameron thinking - from him to that dude! - lord that isn't5 justified i tell you
See that's what I mean...Keanu, pretty boy, how about Sylvester Stallone?
Depp? How about Dennis Hopper?
I don't even know the rest of them.
Do any of you watch Dave Attel, the Insominiac guy? Thats who I look like, pretty close match actually, I'll set up a special email account so I can handle the bombardment of do me now messages.
Originally posted by SteveDallas
Just order some of these (warning: not at all safe for work) and tell her you need to recoup the cost of the camera! :eek3:
Oh my......oh my gosh.
It takes all kinds to make a world...if some women dig pretty boys, what can ya do? It's really no different than guys that dig tomboys. I personally prefer a "womanly woman," but if a woman wants to be tomboyish--and if a guy digs that--that's cool with me.
Yeah, theres some guys I like to, but what I really fantasize about is Wolf coming in here, guns a blazin, sayin stand up! I'll shoot everyone of you motherfuckers short of taking my next breath.
And then she does, sparing only blue58 (cuz he's got a cute ass), gwennie,jinx, lj, nbn, sycs, & bruce.
It's a freaking bloodbath, I don't know what to do. Oh she spares undertoad too, because we need him.
Steve dallas said Just order some of these (warning: not at all safe for work) and tell her you need to recoup the cost of the camera!
WHAT A FUCKING MOTLEY CREW THAT IS !!!! Hell most of them look like some thing streight out of a trailer park . There are a few nice lookers , but NOT many !!!!!!
All he is missing is a cyclops and a mongaloid ( no offence intended ) !!!!!
So, where is it you're from Blue? ;)
It's actually taken me longer to figure this out than I expected. I didn't want to just post names willy nilly. List subject to change without notice.
Kevin Spacey
Mel Gibson
Jonathon Pryce
Gabriel Byrne
Kurt Russell
Celeb's I'd do if they weren't dead (which would probably make a thread all it's own)
James Coburn
Steve McQueen
Charles Bronson
George Peppard
Jim Morrison
If they weren't dead and/or were still young....
Natalie Wood
Audrey Hepburn
Katherine Ross
Elizabeth Taylor
Lana Turner
Marilyn Monroe
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Orlando Bloom
Brenden Frasier
Mel Gibson
Scott Bakula
Cuba Gooding Jr.
(younger) Sean Connery
Johnny Depp (as Cap'n Jack Sparrow)
and
Janet Jackson
Kathleen Turner
Keira Knightley
Halle Berry (I think she is the most beautiful woman alive.)
Joleen Blalock (damn. who wouldn't?)
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Originally posted by case
Since he hasn't posted it yet, I am going to post it for him and see if I get it right:
Heather Graham
Parker Posey
Halle Berry
Biancee Knowles (from the 3rd Austin Powers)
Audrey Tautou (The woman who plays the lead in Amelie)
Thats probably in the wrong order and I am sure there was a redhead in there somewhere, but we'll see what he says.
Case did pretty good here. Dunno where she got Halle Berry, I never did like her all that much. I mean, I wouldn't kick her out of bed, but she's really not top 5 material.
Redheads, I really can't think of any right now.
Maybe to round it out to 5, Rachel Weisz.
Case's list, as imagined by me:
Benicio Del Toro
The guy who plays Faramir
Johnny Depp
Sting (she claims he's not on her list anymore, but as a buddy of mine once said, "hell, Sting is almost on MY list!")
That guy who plays Tommy in "Snatch"
Originally posted by OnyxCougar
[COLOR=indigo](no particular order)
Orlando Bloom
Brenden Frasier
Mel Gibson
Scott Bakula
Cuba Gooding Jr.
(younger) Sean Connery
Johnny Depp (as Cap'n Jack Sparrow)
and
Janet Jackson
Kathleen Turner
Keira Knightley
Halle Berry (I think she is the most beautiful woman alive.)
Joleen Blalock (damn. who wouldn't?)
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That's a good list. I'd also like to bag Marie Vos Savant, just so I could say I bagged a supergenius.
edit: Okay, my list, using others as a basis:
Shania Twain - the lovely miss Shania "Runaway" Twain. Mmm.
Katarena Witt - Ice Skater oozing so much sexuality, they have to call the Zamboni in after every performance.
Natasha Henstridge - I don't really know why; she just does somthing for me.
Peta Wilson - Super agent or vampire chick. Yes.
Jennifer Garner - So glad she's not James' daughter.
Gwen Stefani - yes. She gets better with age. Talent and beauty.
And for the "If I were gay list" add:
Julian Sands
Jeremy Irons
Originally posted by blue58
See that's what I mean...Keanu, pretty boy, how about Sylvester Stallone?
Depp? How about Dennis Hopper?
I don't even know the rest of them.
Do any of you watch Dave Attel, the Insominiac guy? Thats who I look like, pretty close match actually, I'll set up a special email account so I can handle the bombardment of do me now messages.
I wouldn't consider dave chappel a pretty boy - hey look there are plent-o other banagable celebs - but celeb in general usually connotes some measure of prettiness, no?
I am not a spell checker sue me
Originally posted by perth
Case did pretty good here. Dunno where she got Halle Berry, I never did like her all that much. I mean, I wouldn't kick her out of bed, but she's really not top 5 material.
Redheads, I really can't think of any right now.
Maybe to round it out to 5, Rachel Weisz.
Case's list, as imagined by me:
Benicio Del Toro
The guy who plays Faramir
Johnny Depp
Sting (she claims he's not on her list anymore, but as a buddy of mine once said, "hell, Sting is almost on MY list!")
That guy who plays Tommy in "Snatch"
I don't know who Rachel Weiszszszs is, but here is my list:
Benicio
Faramir
Tommy from Snatch
Ewan McGregor
Johnny Depp
Franka Potente
Zheng Ziyi
Cate Blanchett
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Originally posted by Uryoces
Katarina Witt
#include CHARLIE_BROWN_AAAAUUUUUGGGGH
How did I forget her? Hers was the ONE issue of Playboy I've bought in fifteen years. She bumps Lauren Holly off my list pronto-like.
Originally posted by case
I don't know who Rachel Weiszszszs is...
The female lead in the Mummy movies.
Rodney Dangerfield. Good god that man makes me hor....
um...
*runs for the hills*
It's rather difficult... I mean a beautiful person isn't the guarantee to be good in bed. So I'll post those ladies I love most :
Nicole Kidman
Laura Elena Harring
Maribel Verdú
Monica Bellucci
Rebecca Romijn-Stamos
Hmmm...I couldn't really see myself doing any of them, but if I had to choose, I'd have to say:
Armand Assante (I have a thing for voices, and just....damn.)
Anthony Hopkins (I like him as the Doctor, but the cannibalism would have to go..Yeah, I know I'm going to get a crapload of smartass comments for that one :rolleyes: )
Val Kilmer (two words: Doc Holliday)
The guy who played Boromir in LOTR (but he'd have to BE Boromir--none of the LOTR guys really look good unless they're scraggly)
Mel Gibson (...I can't help myself. He's just so damned CUTE)
Honorable Mention:
Sean Connery (he can just read the phone book to me or something)
Sidhe
Damn that link to this thread....
Anyways, I'm resurrecting it.
1) Robbie Williams - everyone who knows me for more than a nanosecond knows this.
2) Wentworth Miller
3) Chad Michael Murray - he's young, but I'd still do him
4) Gwen Stefani
5) Jessica Alba
Honourable Mention -
Tom Wellings - its the whole superman thing I think.
Ooh...
Karl Urban
Armand Assante
Leonardo DiCaprio, in
Departed only
Costas Mandylor
Edward Norton, in
The Illusionist only
Stephen Colbert
Ralph Fiennes
I'm pretty sure that's it...
Hmmm...
1) Johnny Depp
2) The nerdy guy from Criminal Minds
3) Jake Gyllenhaal
4) Craig Ferguson
5) Matt Damon
1. Scarlett Johanssen
2. Catherine Zeta-Jones
3. Janeane Garofalo
4. All 3 of the Dixie Chicks simultaneously
5. Nicole Kidman (in Dead Calm)
1. Elvira Kurt
2. Gwen Stefani
3. Leah Remini
4. Justine Greiner
5. Joan Jett
Ralph Fiennes...
Never heard of this guy before your post then -bang- he's all over the
news.
I just watched District B13 and noticed that
Dany Verissimo looks exactly like a girl I had a mad crush on pretty much throuought high school.
Comedians for me. Substance over style. I fall for men who make me laugh, I really do.
I've included one actor on the list (Daniel Mays), but only because he was in the wonderfully funny and filthy filthy Funland, and I've seen him interviewed and he gives good chat.
Steve Pemberton
Al Murray
Simon Pegg
Daniel Mays
Bill Bailey
Had the list been any longer I would have included Heston Blumental and Gordon Ramsey - I also fall for men who feed me :yum:
Ashley Jensen
Kelly Macdonald
Indira Varma
Maggie Gyllenhaal
Rachel Weisz (had Q'Orianka Kilcher here, but she's 17 so...)
Runners-up (ok, I just couldn't limit my list to 5):
Franka Potente
Julie Delpy
Vera Farmiga
Nigella Lawson
Shakira Isabel Mebarak Ripoll ( I don't wanna know how drunk
these guys were)
Lurve you too, stud man.
What... would not fuck Gwen?
Man I would hit that like a rabid marmot!
Edit: Sorry, I thought I was in the
other thread.
Wanna' bust this myth...
Mmmm, Kari Byron...
Oh, yeah...
Julia Louis-Dreyfus
Sean Ysault (from White Zombie)
Sheri Moon
Uma Thurman
Zooey Deschanel
Ya know, I had no idea who this girl was.
Then I caught "Hitchhikers Guide", and now I know.
And knowing is half the battle.
1.Jamie Lee Curtis
2.Jamie Lee Curtis
3.Jamie Lee Curtis
Mmmm, Kari Byron...
OH GOD...I'd totally forgotten about her. Yes, twice, in the middle of Main Street at high noon, with everyone watching.
4.Rachel Welch
5.Shania Twain
Funny story, Shania Twain hates tuna fish. I mean hates the stuff.
No threesome for you.
1.Jamie Lee Curtis
2.Jamie Lee Curtis
3.Jamie Lee Curtis
My wife met her and said she is ten times more beautiful in person.
It was on an aids walk and she had no make-up on.
Unusual in Hollywood, most do not look as good in person... not being mean, just a fact. I don't look as good as my head-shots or my film work.
She is the exception, my wife says she looks softer, her jawline and cheeks look less "strong" and more feminine & her body was "amazing". This was mid to late 90's.
Damnit, rkz! No threesome? Ok, then I choose #3. And thank you for fueling the fantasy!
No threesome for you.
My wife met her and said she is ten times more beautiful in person.
It was on an aids walk and she had no make-up on.
Unusual in Hollywood, most do not look as good in person... not being mean, just a fact. I don't look as good as my head-shots or my film work.
She is the exception, my wife says she looks softer, her jawline and cheeks look less "strong" and more feminine & her body was "amazing". This was mid to late 90's.
But is she a hermaphrodite, as urban myth has it?
I don't know who Rachel Weiszszszs is, but here is my list:
Benicio
Faramir
Tommy from Snatch
Ewan McGregor
Johnny Depp
Things have changed in the last 3 years:
Jude Law
Ewan McGregor (can't help it, sorry)
Naveen Andrews
Gerard Butler
Joel Edgerton
But is she a hermaphrodite, as urban myth has it?
http://www.snopes.com/movies/actors/jamie.htm
As only someone who has seen True Lies can say, if that's not all woman, then maybe we need to rethink what is.
Now stop it!
Definitely Jamie Lee Curtis there. Particularly circa A Fish Called Wanda.
Katherine Herridge because I have a thing for shorthaired brunettes, Michelle Malkin for her kissable lips and willowy figure, Greta van Susteren because smart is sexy.
Renee Russo, in her younger years
Maria Bello
Jill Hennessey
Damn that link to this thread....
Anyways, I'm resurrecting it.
1) Robbie Williams - everyone who knows me for more than a nanosecond knows this.
Want to see him live? He's in re-hab near me in Scottsdale, AZ. :D
Diane Kruger
dark, brooding, intelligent...yummy
keira knightly
DAMN!! She could hoola hoop with a Cheerio!!!
Amanda Tapping
(Used to seeing her in OD and black t-shirt, she is Samantha Carter)
...give her a symbiote...
Oh, yeah. Major Carter could make me stand up and salute.
I'd stick my one in her star gate!
Want to see him live? He's in re-hab near me in Scottsdale, AZ. :D
Seen him live many many many many many times. Even even commented that he liked my CFM's one day.
But yeah, he's in rehab ...again. For prescription drug addiction this time, rather than up the nose stuff :D
Once an addict, always an addict. Same problem, different stuff.
charolette rampling... mmmm... and damnit! the woman who plays the female lead in 'much ado about nothing' (can never remember her name.. famous though..
First Amanda Tapping pic re-post (don't know what happened to it)
but seriously
tricia helfer (battlestar galatica)
1. Elvira Kurt
2. Gwen Stefani
3. Leah Remini
4. Justine Greiner
5. Joan Jett
I agree wholeheartedly with Nos. 4. and 5.,and add the following:
Larisa Oleynik
Rachel Bilson
Eliza Dushku
Emily VanCamp
Juliana Hatfield
I agree wholeheartedly with Nos. 4. and 5.,and add the following:
Larisa Oleynik
Rachel Bilson
Eliza Dushku
Emily VanCamp
Juliana Hatfield
And I'll add:
Hilarie Burton
Alexis Bledel
Claire Danes
Dr. Drew Pinsky
Topher Grace
Hal Sparks
Ioan Gruffud
Michael Obiora
If we had a stipulation of their being required to stay mute, I would consider adding Russel Brand (w/combed down or short hair)
.. and damnit! the woman who plays the female lead in 'much ado about nothing' .
Emma Thompson? She and Kate Beckinsale were leads in it....
My wife has the hots for Hurley from Lost...she says he reminds her of me.
Emma Thompson? She and Kate Beckinsale were leads in it....
They were soaping each other up in the bath during the opening title sequence.
Just sayin' . . . . . .
Ditto the Jamie Leee Curtis
Angelina Jolie
Jessica Biel
Patricia Richardson
Katherine Bell
Katherine Bell
Katherine Bell
And I'll add:
Hilarie Burton
Alexis Bledel
Claire Danes
Now I'd add:
Tavi Gevinson
Tracey Fairaway
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I don't know those people, but I think it's cool that rockerreds keeps modifying his list.
has to cos he's GOTTEN IT DONE WITH THE REST AMIRIGHT (puts up high-five hand)
Now I'd add:
Tavi Gevinson
Tracey Fairaway
I would also like to be Tavi or Tracey.
has to cos he's GOTTEN IT DONE WITH THE REST AMIRIGHT (puts up high-five hand)
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Uma Thurman
Uma Thurman
Uma Thurman
Uma Thurman
Uma Thurman
Stephen Colbert
Ralph Fiennes
I'm pretty sure that's it...
2007 Clodfobble hadn't even heard of Chris Pratt yet. It would be 2 years before his first appearance on Parks and Rec.
Oh hell no. Parks and Rec Chris Pratt was doughy and doofy. I'm only into been-to-the-gym-and-learned-how-to-dance Guardians of the Galaxy Chris Pratt.
Ralph Fiennes is sporting a beard these days, which is a deal killer for me.
But Stephen Colbert can definitely still come get some.
You mean... Stephen Colbeard
Way better than Jonbeard
or Jimmybeard
But still the King, the G.O.A.T. and the finest beard of all...
hey look a mouse pointer hand got stuck in the letterman image when i screen-capped it... i'm leavin' it
When did Dave lose his gap?
I just watched both Guardians of the Galaxy films this week. Never seen them before. Really good. Chris Pratt is awesome as Starlord
Also - I want a baby Groot
They are super fun films.
The director James Gunn was fired, over poorly-considered tweets from 2009, so Vol. 3 won't be as much fun.
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