The Insult Thread
ok, I made a nicey nice compliment thread, so here's the other side of the coin. pick your fights here.
i'll start:
Sycamore, you're ugly and your mom dresses you funny!
What a stupid idea!
:angel:
There's no use trying this, LJ. You sell cars. It doesn't get much lower than that ...
aahhhh, go shave your back, ya mook! :)
Originally posted by wolf
There's no use trying this, LJ. You sell cars. It doesn't get much lower than that ...
I don't sell cars. I sell money.
Now go and boil your bottom, son of a silly person.
You don't need to use an insult, you just use your breath.
If hot air was music, you'd be a brass band.
You could screw a Cheerio without breaking it.
I'd punch you, but I don't want to get any stupid on my hands.
You're just jealous that she has a higher sperm count than you do.
this will never work, huh wolf,?
never underestimate the potential for lowness in people, you 'tard!
Just because your mom sells it, doesn't mean you have to give it away for free.
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Thou impertinent beef-witted apple-john!Jimbo, wanna see a botched abortion?
Take a look in the mirror...
hey! if i wanted any more shit from you i'd squeeze your head! [SIZE=1]nudge, nudge NBN[/SIZE]:D
Originally posted by sycamore
Jimbo, wanna see a botched abortion?
Take a look in the mirror...
'zat all you got, you Cliff Claven mofo?
Any time you need to be insulted, you infected sore, just let me know. :)
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
Originally posted by sycamore
Flattery will get you nowhere...
Just look up at the screen shortly after beginning your reply.
oh, so by referring to my calling you "dycamore" you assume i mean you have "more dick"? what if it is interpeted aurally by the french: loves dick?
tee heee heee
thanks for the typing tips, hammer
Are you high right now? It's almost obvious.
You need another hobby. :)
Originally posted by lumberjim
this will never work, huh wolf,?
never underestimate the potential for lowness in people, you 'tard!
I should have known.
Let me try this again.
I will explain it in short sentences.
I do not wish to confuse you further.
I didn't say that an insult thread wouldn't work.
I said you were a car salesman.
THAT was the insult.
Should have known that would just fucking VOOOOM right over your pointy little head.
Otherwise you would have a job where you could make real decisions.
Instead of having to "check with my sales manager" every 10 minutes.
Originally posted by lumberjim
I don't sell cars. I sell money.
Now go and boil your bottom, son of a silly person.
Instead of having to "check with my sales manager" every 10 minutes.
ok, let ME put THIS in short sentences since you ignored it the first time:
I'm the FINANCE MANAGER.
I am not a car salesman.
I AM the guy they check with.
I make the decisions about what rate you'll pay. among other things.
:p
now don;t you have to go clean out some psycho's bedpan?
Oooooooh. So you sucked at selling cars, but they trusted you with the math ... ;)
When the bedpan issue comes up at work ...
"Excuse me, could someone with less education that I have give me a hand here ..."
i sell, babe. I sell silly! bring a tank in here, I'll sell the fuckin thing!....I'll push your fuckin face right in the hood, and say," you buy this fuckin car!" it works, I SELL! Maybe I could tone it down a bit, and just choke a few people.
besides, you don't get promoted because you suck, you get fired or put on 3rd shift. ;)
Originally posted by lumberjim
i sell, babe. I sell silly!
The Jerky Boy's material is funny even as text.
Dont make me come ovah dare for you eda, tough guy!
Don't make me drive over there, Jethro.
I dont think it was actually worded as drive, but I fucked it up either way.
Originally posted by lumberjim
i sell, babe. I sell silly! bring a tank in here, I'll sell the fuckin thing!....I'll push your fuckin face right in the hood, and say," you buy this fuckin car!" it works, I SELL!
You'd probably sell your wife and kids if you could.
i sell, babe. I sell silly! bring a tank in here, I'll sell the fuckin thing!....I'll push your fuckin face right in the hood, and say," you buy this fuckin car!"
One of these days I'm gonna have a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong talk with that boy.
I was thinkin' about driving up to Philly to buy a car from lumberjim - I figgered, well, if I'm gonna get screwed over I might as well get poked from someone who could use the money!
:D
Plus, if he really screws you over, there are enough of us up here to deal with him appropriately.
You must be taking fitness training from Jabba the Hutt!
ya know, i'm hurt. I thought we had something special. how could you possibly question the fact that I'd give each and every one of you the deal of a lifetime? sniff sniff.
[SIZE=1]deal of a lifetme for highly qualified buyers, some restricions may apply. contact dealer for details[/SIZE]
Originally posted by lumberjim
so who says i cant?
Ummm...the law.
Originally posted by lumberjim
how could you possibly question the fact that I'd give each and every one of you the deal of a lifetime?
Because you are a car salesman (for all practical purposes).
That fucking noodle...who in the hell does that newbie think he is?! Getting all political on us and shit...
Insult threads are not a game to be played by children like yuo.
Hey, you're on Cellar turf now, newbie...why don't you go hunt for a Ground Round or something? ;)
(noodle was considering starting an insult thread...I just wanted to bring the current one to his attention.)
Originally posted by sycamore
Hey, you're on Cellar turf now, newbie...why don't you go hunt for a Ground Round or something? ;)
(noodle was considering starting an insult thread...I just wanted to bring the current one to his attention.)
Why don't you go hit on a wench or sumtin? Noe wun would mind.
Nah...she reminds me too much of Ann Coulter.
Originally posted by sycamore
Nah...she reminds me too much of Ann Coulter.
Somebody needs to buy her a sense of humor.
Yah. I wanted to start an insult thread. Not this. This is kindergarten. This is some kind of fucking support group. "Hello, my name is ____, and I can't sling insults without lapsing into the same, tired, I'm-ok-you're-ok bullshit that has made my life the stinking morass of mediocrity my dad said it would be every time he beat me in my hollow skull."
All together.... "Hello, ____."
:eek: ooooo. "You're a car salesman." :eek: You guys got some l33t ski11z.
Sit.
Your cock is assprone, nerd.
The "I'm illiterate" thread is over there, junior. Back to school.
[SIZE=1]lol i hope i spelled illiterate right.[/SIZE]
Originally posted by mrnoodle
The "I'm illiterate" thread is over there, junior. Back to school.
[SIZE=1]lol i hope i spelled illiterate right.[/SIZE]
Back on the short bus, tard. I see mommy wrote your name on your clothes.
Might I add that your head was replaced with a gigantic, ugly, shriveled whale penis?
Originally posted by Telefunken
Back on the short bus, tard. I see mommy wrote your name on your clothes.
Nothin like what I wrote on your mommy's face last night.
Here.
Go Play.Originally posted by mrnoodle
[B]
Nothin like what I wrote on your mommy's face last night.
Funny, mom told me another story where she had to borrow an electron microscope to find your mr. happy.
Samples have to be in a vacuum for them to be viewed under an electron microscope.
So unless he now has no penis, I highly doubt the accuracy of that statement.
And look! What have we here? sycamore, my people, is who you must blame for the devestation to come (puts on headphones and waits for the really dirty fighters to come in). Let's just all simmer down for a minute, let the master collect his thoughts.
Ahh. There......oOps i must make toilet. more thought collecting.
Ahh. There......oOps i must make toilet. more thought collecting. [/B]
You'll be in there for the next century. Yuor not the brightest star in the Mikly Way.
Originally posted by juju
Samples have to be in a vacuum for them to be viewed under an electron microscope.
So unless he now has no penis, I highly doubt the accuracy of that statement.
Would it be natural if he had a penis and then lost it to a vacuum?
K back. No, she didn't keep it to look at under a microscope, she took it to make a cast of it so when I'm gone she can use it to pry your head out of your ass. She looked into cutting a hole in your belly so you could see out, but that cost too many food stamps.
Guess what I got, instead :D:D:D:D:D:D
[SIZE=4]WHALE PENIS WHALE PENIS WHALE PENIS[/SIZE]
So, you've got three whale Penii, stuck in a vacuum at Telefunken's grafitti'd surgeon/mother's place,about to be cast into a cranial pry bar.
And why were you in the toilet for 30 minutes.
I had a whale of a time at kindergarten.
Hmmm... You claim to be a master. But all I see is one that is a baitor. Thus yuo must be the Master Baitor from hell?
Hey, what can I say? Nobody knows me like me. Bet I can get some in your hair from here. Close your windows.
Shit, I can't. It's still at his mom's. I swear if she's put it on ebay...
Telefunken, as fast as you get these posts in here, there's one thing I gotta know. Who is reading them to you in the first place, and why aren't you in bed dreaming of one day getting laid by your first cousin.
And you dress funny, and you don't love the Lord.
I'm out for tonight boys. Took the ambien, must visit dreamland. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
:zzz:
Thank you for the insult thread, Jim, and the heads up, syc. It made my night.
You both eat each other's anuses, and that's probably when syc told you my idea. THREAD PIRATES!!!
jk
night
dude.
how many dents are in the ceiling above your computer desk? Didjer mamma hide the riddilin on you again? try coffee. really, really strong coffee. the caffeine can stimulate seratonin production thus mirroring the effect........this is all going right over your head, i can tell.......tell you what:
eeeeer! :joint:
Ambien + conversation = :gray:
sorry bout that.
Anyway, you guys give up too easy. Here's my coup de grace. Feel my
wrath.
Damn, man. That wasn't even "Dude Where's My Car" funny. That was...that was....just...disturbed. Maybe you better lay off the Ambien. It's doing nasty things to you. ;)
Stop singing like a witless Eunuch while rubbing Rogaine on your swollen manboobs in the hope of growing some chest hair and come away from that window you are wiggling your ass out thinking some passing stranger will grope it for the first sexual experience of your worthless life, and get over here so I can force-feed you a generous helping of Shut The Fuck Up.
http://www.insultmonger.com/generators/index.htmgarnet is a douchebag to nth degree. that is all.
LJ, I laughed my ass off at this:
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Schmocation.
Number of Times I've Been Hit in the Head by
Posts: 4,026
Seems you can't please everyone:
Hello! You fine flabby-assed she-beast with a saggy clit that dangles between her legs like a pendulum on a Grandfather Clock. You're like a dating magician: you just have to leave the table in the restaurant to use the toilet, and your date disappears. You're beautiful!? You're the kind of pathological liar who even lies to an insult generator. Fuck off to China, you commie-sympathizing, coffee shop pseudo-Marxist fumbling fuckwit. You're pretty smart alright...for a grinning, drooling gimpzoid with a gaping hole in its head, you heteroclite example of why pregnant women shouldn't work with plutonium. You know what they say: average in height, average in bed. If your weight is proportional, how come the shadow of your ass weighs 50 pounds? Professional people are like legs: when they get to the top, they become asses. I like your outfit. It's amazing what you can do with a little imagination and a potato sack. I'd tell you to go fuck yourself and the horse you rode in on, but looking at that stupid grin on your face, I'd say you already have.
(thanks for that link stacey, made my day)
Lumberjim, it's great to have you back, if only for a fleeting moment!
Lumberjim, it's great to have you back, if only for a fleeting moment!
fleet you, ambulance chaser, this is the insult thread.
bunch of dumbasses
he was insulting the rest of us by welcoming you back cumbubble breath.
garnet is a douchebag to nth degree. that is all.
Geez, "douchebag" is the best you could do? I'm disappointed with you. Go take your Viagra, needledick. You need a pick-me-up.
LJ, your balls must be even smaller than your dick. You gotta go back to a six-month old thread to find a way to insult me? You're a bigger pussy than everybody says. Go write some more bad poetry, you screaming fudge packer.
Ahhhh, that felt g-o-o-o-o-o-d! :D
P.S. I've got a good dentist for you. From your picture it looks like you need one badly.
Ooooh, is this now the bag on LJ thread? LJ, no single snowflake considers itself responsible for the avalanche. Think about that if you still have two brain cells left to rub together. :D
mari - don't worry about LJ (the motherfucker) he understands that garnet has no choice in what she says. her animosity is caused by the decay that runs rampant in her skull due to the lack of any animal products other than a lot of tubesteak and mansauce.
mari - don't worry about LJ (the motherfucker) he understands that garnet has no choice in what she says. her animosity is caused by the decay that runs rampant in her skull due to the lack of any animal products other than a lot of tubesteak and mansauce.
Good one, lookout, I'll give ya that!
Yup, I love the tubesteak and mansauce, and I hear that LJ has a special fondness for it too. Lookout gets his share of the goods from his little NAMBLA "friends."
At least I didn't need a ladder to reach puberty.
garnet, i see that you have mistaken my insult as a good natured barb. the truth is i just don;t like you personally. From your first post I had the impression that you are, in fact a douchebag, and since, the opinion has been ratified in layers. hence the nth degree comment. I'm certain that the deeper one delves into your persona, the more layers of douchebaggedness are revealed into infinity. In other words,
you steaming hot shit
a bottomless pit
of douchebaggery,........ you be.
how's that for bad poetry, slut?
PS, did that yeast infection clear up yet?
if you still have two brain cells left to rub together. :D
Ha! Oh, the irony....
Ha! Oh, the irony....
But of course! It takes one to know one! :eek:
garnet, i see that you have mistaken my insult as a good natured barb. the truth is i just don;t like you personally. From your first post I had the impression that you are, in fact a douchebag, and since, the opinion has been ratified in layers. hence the nth degree comment. I'm certain that the deeper one delves into your persona, the more layers of douchebaggedness are revealed into infinity.
Wow, LJ, you're an even bigger pussy than I thought. You couldn't just come right out and insult me (like everyone else does), no, you had to re-open a thread that's been dead for
SIX MONTHS and hide behind that as a way to do it. Grow a spine, loser.
You know, I'm rather flattered that I made an impression on you and others right from the start. In your case, I can't even recall a single post you've ever made--yes, you're that boring and uninspiring. You do have your gay little poetry room that no one ever goes to, and that's the
only reason I've ever even heard of you.
You see, LJ, you may not like me personally, but I personally couldn't give a shit about how you feel. I don't know who you are, don't know anything about you, and have no interest whatsoever in finding anything out about you or your dull, forgettable personality. One of my favorite movies is "American Beauty," and there's a great line from that movie that perfectly describes people like you:
"You're very ordinary."
That must be really sad for you. Now go take your Viagra and try to fuck over someone who cares. :3eye:
Did I miss something here? Or was this always intended to be a flesh-ripping, go-for-the-nads-in-all-seriousness insult thread?
Oh, and by the way, LJ, I was serious about the dentist thing. That big ol' fang you've got sticking out in the front has really got to go. It brings out the unsightly white-trash in you.
Did I miss something here? Or was this always intended to be a flesh-ripping, go-for-the-nads-in-all-seriousness insult thread?
Well Patrick, I didn't think it was, but you'd have to ask Lumberjim about that since he re-opened this thread with the sole intent of ripping me a new one.
Garnet, I notice you are afraid to post a picture of yourself. What are you hiding? Hmm?
Coward.
Garnet, I notice you are afraid to post a picture of yourself. What are you hiding? Hmm?
Coward.
Honey, if I looked like YOU, I wouldn't be posting a picture anywhere....
garnet, i hardly ripped you a new one. i insulted you. and am getting two replies to each insult so far. guess you DO care what i think. Just admit that you're an angry bull dyke, and people will accept you for what you are. It's ok to like women. It's when you lie to yourself about it that you build up things like nonspecific rage, resentment toward children, and affiliations with whacko orgs like Peta.
:thumbsup: ROFLMAO!!! nice one LJ, this is possibly the first time that i seriously laughed out loud at an insult in the cellar.
garnet is angry, but i don't think she is a bull dyke - i think she was dating some communist dude a while back. so she may be bi, but i don't think she is a straightup dyke.
this is funny though, no one has made fun of garnet in awhile, but you've made it fun again.
garnet is angry, but i don't think she is a bull dyke - i think she was dating some communist dude a while back. so she may be bi, but i don't think she is a straightup dyke.
Lookout, you silly boy--I wasn't dating a Communist! That line was a quote from Elaine on Seinfeld. You know, the episode where she was dating that guy who was reading "The Daily Worker"? My new boyfriend and I are leaving Saturday for the Caribbean. I'll send you and LumberJim a bomb...errrr....ooops, I mean a POSTCARD!
oh, i didn't get it. i'm the one american that thought seinfeld was annoying. i've only seen maybe 3/4 episodes ever.
garnet, i hardly ripped you a new one. i insulted you. and am getting two replies to each insult so far. guess you DO care what i think. Just admit that you're an angry bull dyke, and people will accept you for what you are. It's ok to like women. It's when you lie to yourself about it that you build up things like nonspecific rage, resentment toward children, and affiliations with whacko orgs like Peta.
LJ, the one thing I've always noticed about you is that you're never happier then when stirring the shit. I've gone back and looked at the old threads, and so often, there you were with some little barbed comment or insinuating remark, egging people on to be hateful toward one another even when one or the other was trying to be conciliatory. That's what I meant about the single snowflake never believing it's responsible for the avalanche.
Why are you so afraid of Garnet with her love of animals or me with my concern for the plight of the disadvantaged? You obviously make scads of money. Are you afraid people like me and Garnet will start something like the French Revolution here in the US and take your rich boy toys away? Give me a break! (not that you ever have)
You've been gone from the board for quite sometime, and now you show up merely to be nasty and start a fight. Just who do you think you are, anyhow? Do you think people will admire you for being petty and unkind? You've done some good things for this board like the creative writing forums. Why don't you come back and shine like I've seen you do in the past, instead of return as a black hole?
I'm really disappointed in you, LJ, which probably makes you happy. Too bad you can't understand. Go yell at your sales staff and leave the Cellar alone if that's all you can offer these days.
Why are you so afraid of Garnet with her love of animals or me with my concern for the plight of the disadvantaged? You obviously make scads of money. Are you afraid people like me and Garnet will start something like the French Revolution here in the US and take your rich boy toys away? Give me a break! (not that you ever have)
mari, why is it your assumption that people who are hard on you or disagree with you make "scads" of money? and even if they do have a lot of money, why do you assume that is why they disagree with your ideas?
i don't know LJ's motivation for digging at garnet today (nor do i really care), but he has just as much right, as you or i, to come in here and post what he wants. and if he uses his time to call garnet ( or you, or me) out on the carpet, then so be it.
mari, why is it your assumption that people who are hard on you or disagree with you make "scads" of money? and even if they do have a lot of money, why do you assume that is why they disagree with your ideas?
i don't know LJ's motivation for digging at garnet today (nor do i really care), but he has just as much right, as you or i, to come in here and post what he wants. and if he uses his time to call garnet ( or you, or me) out on the carpet, then so be it.
I don't think that people disagree with me because they make scads of money. I have noticed, however, that people with money are often insulated by their income to certain realities of life in America, because they've never experienced them. I say this because I was once one of those people with a comfortable income and middle class life style and I didn't have a clue about how some things REALLY are.
Sure, as long as UT doesn't 86 us, we can all post as we please. One thing I admire about the Cellar is that the concept of freedom of speech is given every respect. However, I don't have to respect people who post stuff that amounts to SPAM or name calling. You and I have had many a debate, and while I may not always agree with your viewpoints, I have respected what you said, as long as you weren't calling me names. I love an intelligent debate. I dispise petty character assasination. It's my right to make that comment.
what you don't take into account when you say that people who have a decent income don't understand the plight of people without money, is that you have no idea where we have come from in our lives. many people who make decent money have come from a background of having nothing. so when you say that they hold different views because they have money as insulation, what you are really saying is that their past doesn't matter - they are who they are because of the money they earn today. and that just isn't correct.
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edit: oh yeah, this is the insult thread... colorodo sucks and so do you. :D
what you don't take into account when you say that people who have a decent income don't understand the plight of people without money, is that you have no idea where we have come from in our lives. many people who make decent money have come from a background of having nothing. so when you say that they hold different views because they have money as insulation, what you are really saying is that their past doesn't matter - they are who they are because of the money they earn today. and that just isn't correct.
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edit: oh yeah, this is the insult thread... colorodo sucks and so do you. :D
Well, you can start a whole new thread on your first paragraph if you want. As you pointed out, this IS the insult thread so:
Arizona is a hell hole and you are one of the devils who occupy it! :p
Sure, as long as UT doesn't 86 us, we can all post as we please. One thing I admire about the Cellar is that the concept of freedom of speech is given every respect. However, I don't have to respect people who post stuff that amounts to SPAM or name calling. You and I have had many a debate, and while I may not always agree with your viewpoints, I have respected what you said, as long as you weren't calling me names. I love an intelligent debate. I dispise petty character assasination. It's my right to make that comment.
You're right, Mari, and I actually feel silly now for participating in this thread. I let someone's sheer, unabated meanness get the better of me, and I shouldn't have. I guess an attack like that that came from nowhere from someone I've never even had any contact with before this just threw me. I'll think twice next time. Maybe it's time that this thread should be closed out--it's certainly not contributing anything positive to this forum. Thanks and sorry to have offended anyone. :3eye:
:grouphug: Now, everyone go smoke a :joint: and chill.
Don't smoke a :blunt:---they are toooooooooooo addictive.
:grouphug: Now, everyone go smoke a :joint: and chill.
Don't smoke a :blunt:---they are toooooooooooo addictive.
Hey, Brianna! Let me make my private apology to you a public one as well. I was out of line when I wrote some of the things I did, everybody, and I'm sorry.
Now, since this is the insult thread, I'll have to insult you all over again! Let's see: Sylvia Plath sucks and Mary Oliver rocks and yer Momma wears combat boots! :D
Awww, mari! Now I have to apologize as well! Goddammit!
Well, Sylvia does kind of incite bi-polarity where'er she goes...and Mary Oliver does sorta rock but Edna St. Vinnie does them both to shame.
How'd you find out about my Momma? :worried:
I started off with nothing! And still have a bunch of it left. :-) bb
Some o' you people are just majorly fucked up.
Those of you I don't mean know I don't mean you ...
Some o' you people are just majorly fucked up.
Those of you I don't mean know I don't mean you ...
We all understand that you don't mean much, Wolf, but what you do mean, you mean well and you're meaner 'n hell! :D
hey wolf! miss you.
mari, shut the fuck up already. stupid tripe.
no, really. just shut up. you suck.
you are ruining this board.......damn.....hubris was right....
...damn.
hey wolf! miss you.
mari, shut the fuck up already. stupid tripe.
no, really. just shut up. you suck.
you are ruining this board.......damn.....hubris was right....
...damn.
Wow! me? single-handed? Damn, do I have power or what? Cool! I now proclaim myself empress of the internet! Thank you, LJ! (You should have put this in the compliment thread, but I ain't complaining).
PS Have you alerted UT to the danger I pose? I'd tell him right away if I were you! :D
Hey! And I just noticed mine is post no. 100 in this thread. Doo-Doo-Doo, Doo-Doo-Doo (Twilight Zone music playing in background). Thank you for sending me off to sleep with a good laugh!
Welcome back, LJ. Hope life is treating you well.
thanx, case, you little cutie.
Welcome back, LJ. Hope life is treating you well.
You're
supposed to insult him, you wiper of other people's bottoms! ;)
hey wolf! miss you.
Only because I have good instincts and body armor ...
Working days sucks ass. Cuts into my cellar time. But I did get to see UT play because of it. :)
You're supposed to insult him, you wiper of other people's bottoms! ;)
Hey, okay, let me try this...
Maybe you shouldn't be kissing his ass so much, or I wouldn't have to wipe it :D
And I think I am suppose to insult LJ, now...
Um...LJ, you nonexistent pidgeon, go sell another honda or something...and quit forgetting to wipe! ;)
How was that? I will try harder to be insulting...since this is, in fact the insult thread. :)
And I liked your idea earlier about :joint: , but I have to settle for :blunt: right now.
LJ, Flippant dropped by for a visit, and her take is that you're so down on Garnet because you obviously like to fuck monkeys and you're afraid the authorities at PETA will interfere with your beastial little pleasures - just like you like to fuck with everyone here at the celler. No doubt the monkeys at the typewriter logo was what attracted you here in the first place. Flippant feels concerned for you and says further that you definitely have a monkey problem, and you should try to blend in and maintain a low profile to keep the PETA gestapo off your back. And BTW, I wouldn't give a scintilla, never mind a scad for your shit stirring course, you are talking to the master of shit, I just don't usually bother to crap all over slime like you.
Just for hell of it, I pitch in a small bit use your spell checker some time. the plural for monkey is monkeys. Some time the changing the "Y" to ies don't fly. How's that for some redneck grammer? Please don't check the "punctuation!" In keeping w/this thread. Oh well.
Just for hell of it, I pitch in a small bit use your spell checker some time. the plural for monkey is monkeys. Some time the changing the "Y" to ies don't fly. How's that for some redneck grammer? Please don't check the "punctuation!" In keeping w/this thread. Oh well.
Hey, Busterb, help comes from the most unlikely places! Thank you for the spell check. My worthless spelling is one of the hallmarks of my posts. You rednecks are smarter than you look (I come from a family of 'em on one side, so I should know!)! :D
LJ, Flippant dropped by for a visit, and her take is that you're so down on Garnet because you obviously like to fuck monkeys and you're afraid the authorities at PETA will interfere with your beastial little pleasures - just like you like to fuck with everyone here at the celler. No doubt the monkeys at the typewriter logo was what attracted you here in the first place. Flippant feels concerned for you and says further that you definitely have a monkey problem, and you should try to blend in and maintain a low profile to keep the PETA gestapo off your back. And BTW, I wouldn't give a scintilla, never mind a scad for your shit stirring course, you are talking to the master of shit, I just don't usually bother to crap all over slime like you.
ok, I know this is a lot like bitchslapping a 4 year old, but for the entertainment of those of you that HAVE some sense:
Mari,
you ignorant slut.
How is it possible that you are the only one who has not noticed that every thread you participate in quickly dissolves into uncomfortably inane chatter? Your cloying, self congratulatory quips with those you agree with usually make that other person want to change sides so that they are not associated with your tired ass. I'd slap you, but I don;t want to get stupid on my hands.
You blame your stupidity and "memory loss" on CO poisoning. How freaking stupid were you not to service your freaking heater? Why do we have to support your lazy ass now that it is over? You steal minutes from AOL, just so you can lower the cumulative IQ of this fine board. Get a motherfuckin' job in data entry and leave. maybe then all those funny people that used to be here will come back. and the new ones won't be disgusted by your needy soul draining whining. take brianna and the rest of your little blowjob buddies with you. As for you and your pal flippant talking about me, at least she has the sense to keep her fucking nose out of what does not concern her. I'm sure she appreciates your telling me what her "take on me" is. you moron. flippant, you don;t want any of this, do you? no, of course you don;t .....it doesn't concern you, right?
To sum up.....mari, you suck, and it's contagious. get out now. no one likes you.
you may be the suckiest suck that ever sucked.
your pal, jim
your pal, jim
OH, LJ! You still love me! :D
no one likes you.
case in point:
from brianna (in private message, with permission to quote)
<HR style="COLOR: #e1e1e1" SIZE=1><!-- / icon and title --><!-- message -->Um, lj, you asshole, I had a Huge fight with mari where I called her a borderline personality, a lazy bitch and questioned her "disability"--I was TOTALLLY jumped on by a lot of people and I didn't see anyone come to my rescue. Nice that you lump me in with her. thanks.
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no one likes you.
case in point:
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from brianna (in private message, with permission to quote)
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Um, lj, you asshole
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:p
Ace example of stirring up the shit and trying to keep people at odds with one another. This is why I don't like you, LJ, and, obviously, you don't like me. I'm going to leave it at that for now. Maybe we can just unilaterally agree to loathe one another and go on to other things. :eyebrow:
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LJ fires up the Evenrude !!!!!
oh, i didn't get it. i'm the one american that thought seinfeld was annoying. i've only seen maybe 3/4 episodes ever.
Nah, I and one of my friends are there with you.
Seinfeld was the flagship show for people with even shorter attentions spans than usual. That was why it was so popular.
Cognitive pablum as it were.
Can't be bothered to insult you all individually, so:
All American's, without exception, are pig-swill swilling, self-indulgent spineless balloons full of fatty deposits, planning pitiful lives at the end of a spunk covered Microsoft 14 inch monitor that is three times as long as your collective penii. You live in fucking houses with fucking washing machines and fucking televisions, parking your 90-gallon car at the end of a rat infested drive, your only exercise picking the gun-obsessed kids up from school after Oprah and Springer and the last important fucking match. Your consumption rivals any black hole except it never disappears, dripping out of resevoirs and landfills all over your ruined little country. You will never understand English jokes because they're all about YOU and your incredible stupidity, because being the dumbest fuckwits the world has ever known is the only thing you will ever be good at.
And, because fair's fair:
On behalf of every American and reasonable Englishman (there aren't many) I would like to remind all you English and European dwellers here that despite the fact that some American's may enjoy a spot of popular culture this does not detract from the fact that you have produced some of the worst music, art, fashion and backpacks ever to have disgraced the surface of this earth. You call yourself cultural but you have no idea about the history of any country other than your own, and consume as many hamburgers, chips and Haribo as any American. You overcharge for every piece of mass-produced tat that spews out of your dirty great factories and blame America for the problems in this world. You are silent when it matters and give George Bush blowjobs while you secretly lay plans for a Master Europe that you actually believe will become the new fucking superpower. Just accept you are weak, obscure and hairy at best, and the next time you laugh at a tourist in your fucking museums remember they're paying for your worthless life and you are the antibody of the superior cultured conniseur you honestly think you are.
All American's, without exception, are pig-swill swilling, self-indulgent spineless balloons full of fatty deposits,............fuckwits the world has ever known is the only thing you will ever be good at.
So.....where is the insult? I thought this was the insult thread. Ooops on me.
Dear Catwoman and associates,
Love the teeth.
Love,
America
I don't like you, LJ, and, obviously, you don't like me. I'm going to leave it at that for now. Maybe we can just unilaterally agree to loathe one another and go on to other things. :eyebrow:
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ok, if i agree, will you shut the fuck up and stop talking to me when i'm not talking to you?
ok, if i agree, will you shut the fuck up and stop talking to me when i'm not talking to you?
:zzz:
I just happened to see this in the Philadelphia City Paper...Lord knows some of you could use it:
Zen Meditation Sitting Group
The group welcomes anyone who wishes to sit with others in silent, compassionate awareness. Every Mon., 7pm. Free. First Unitarian Church, 2125 Chestnut St. 215.978.4838
I hope that most of this is in fun. I find in hard to belive that you can hate someone you've never met. But, being an old man from deep south I guess it can happen. Talk about maybe a dumbass, when went into Army at 16 I knew nothing about shit. I remember a train ride between Mannhiem & Amsterdam. A lady was in car w/me, a hillbilly from W.VA and a polock? We stopped some where, I asked if she would like something. No she said. "They killed millions of my people here. I won't spend a dime."
So we got off & I asked my friends "boy she must have had a lots of kin folks." Alan told me she was a kike. What the hell is that? A Jew, what's that?
All in good humour, of course :)
A Jew, what's that?
Are you asking what a Jew is??
No was just stating how unworldly I was at that moment it time. I have been To Dachu, and seen the ovens. Over 40 years ago. Not too bad for a redneck?
Ah. Not bad. Everyone should visit, keeps history alive and reminds us not to let it happen again.
What buster was describing was a not unusual experience for Americans some years back.
Actually not so many years. (Shut up Sycamore, you're ruining my point.)
I remember as a child in the Chicago Suburbs seeing the first Jewish Kids enrolled in my elementary school ... and at the time that my family moved East, we still didn't have any Blacks.
What Wolf said is very true. I went to American military schools on different army bases, so I came into contact with other children who happened to black or hispanic there, but when I started in a new elementary school OFF post, there were no black kids to be found. I met a Jew for the first time in my senior year of high school when one tranferred into my class because his family had moved here from back East somewhere. We were all very intrigued by him (he was kind of cute, too!) ;)
I'm starting to find it pretty strange that most threads being used for insults turn into threads about history...
I remember as a child in the Chicago Suburbs seeing the first Jewish Kids enrolled in my elementary school ... and at the time that my family moved East, we still didn't have any Blacks.
When I lived in upstate NY, there were 0 black (or any other minority for that matter) children enrolled in my school. There weren't any black adult residents of the town. There was a protestant church, a catholic church and a masonic temple. There were jews but I think most were summer-only residents.
*just for context, the closest McDonald's was at least an hour away in either direction.
I'm starting to find it pretty strange that most threads being used for insults turn into threads about history...
That's because we are all a bunch of nerds.
oO(Did that count as an insult?)
What buster was describing was a not unusual experience for Americans some years back.
Actually not so many years. (Shut up Sycamore, you're ruining my point.)
I remember as a child in the Chicago Suburbs seeing the first Jewish Kids enrolled in my elementary school ... and at the time that my family moved East, we still didn't have any Blacks.
The polock I was speaking about was from chi-Town. Hell no I couldn't spell his name on a dare. :dead: One of the ovens. sorry photo I know.
God, that makes me sick. Hatred is so corrosive and that's exactly where hatred ends you up going! I hearby apologize to everyone I've written an even slightly unkind response to, hell, even LJ.