Phrases that sound like one thing and mean something else

Gwennie! • Jan 7, 2004 4:27 am
Post your suggestions. I'll start....

"Preparation H" sounds like a tax form, but is really a medical ointment. Either way, it's a pain in the ass.
dar512 • Jan 7, 2004 10:34 am
Glad I wasn't drinking anything. :)
Sun_Sparkz • Jan 7, 2004 10:55 pm
" i love you"
Michael Roth • Jan 7, 2004 11:14 pm
Gwen Stephanie got married september 14th right? the day after my birthday. I was not invited.....but the preperation h joke is good.
Elspode • Jan 7, 2004 11:21 pm
My all time favorite is a single word, not a phrase:

"Inflammable"

It doesn't matter that I know that it means exactly the opposite of what it should mean according to all the other rules of grammar...it still pisses me off.
xoxoxoBruce • Jan 7, 2004 11:59 pm
Originally posted by Sun_Sparkz
" i love you"
Brilliant!!!!!!!!:beer: