Hetro-Man's Eye for the Metro-Sexual Guy

I thought we should help Syc out after the hair dye revelation. Have at...

Hair dye: OK for covering gray. NOT ok for changing color. Bleach is a definite no-no. And don't talk about it. Buy it at a drug store you don't usually shop at, for cash.

Movies: Generally, anything with Meryl Streep or Sissy Spacek is right out.

Wearing dresses/other articles of women's clothing: OK for Halloween and J. Edgar Hoover's birthday, but don't look too comfortable in them. Other than that, verboten.

Shaving: Unless you're a professional swimmer or bicycle racer, should be confined to the face.

Originally posted by russotto

Shaving: Unless you're a professional swimmer or bicycle racer, should be confined to the face.

I not so sure. I've seen some guys that really ought to shave their backs.

Originally posted by dar512


I not so sure. I've seen some guys that really ought to shave their backs.

Only enough to make a #3 is allowed.:D

Originally posted by russotto

Movies: Generally, anything with Meryl Streep or Sissy Spacek is right out.

Does this mean I can't watch Sense and Sensibility with Emma Thompson, Kate Winslet, and Hugh Grant anymore??

yeah, and no more opera, either. think beer and ballgames

:beer:

Originally posted by lumberjim
yeah, and no more opera, either. think beer and ballgames

Grrr :mad: ... I'll consider that.. but... if you try to make me give up my subscription to the orchestra, I'll... I'll.... I'll throw my Rodgers & Hammerstein box set of DVDs at you!!!!

I've got that box set too, SD. Hell, my wife once came home to find me dusting the living room while singing along to show tunes on the cable tv music channels...yet, I'm the guy who posted the pic of Britany Spears.

Does this mean I'm bi?

As a representative of the younger generation, I think hair dye is acceptable for changing color. Not that I would ever do it. I'm not sure if any of my friends would, either. It's done, though.

Originally posted by Elspode
I've got that box set too, SD. Hell, my wife once came home to find me dusting the living room while singing along to show tunes on the cable tv music channels...yet, I'm the guy who posted the pic of Britany Spears.

Does this mean I'm bi?

No, just pussy whipped.:p

Originally posted by Torrere
As a representative of the younger generation, I think hair dye is acceptable for changing color. Not that I would ever do it. I'm not sure if any of my friends would, either. It's done, though.

It's acceptable if it's not covert. Obvious changes (like blue) or two toned are OK.;)

Originally posted by xoxoxoBruce
It's acceptable if it's not covert. Obvious changes (like blue) or two toned are OK.;)

I saw a guy that was probably in his late 60's the other day walking around the mall with bright (and I mean bright) lime green hair. Died his beard to match.

Don't you people have anything better to do? :)

Sycamore on hair dyeing: Sometimes, it's just fun to do something different. Though I dyed it quite a bit between 1995 and 1997, I've only dyed it one time since then.

Sycamore on Meryl Streep: Yeah, she makes a lot of "chick flicks," but she's a great actress. You really owe it to yourself to see the mini-series Angels in America, which will probably be shown several more times on HBO (and will be available soon on DVD). She was great in the 3 roles she played.

Sycamore on shaving: Only the face and neck. :)

Sycamore on Sycamore: I'm just a well-rounded guy that makes the ladies swoon and gives hope to males worldwide by smashing the typical male stereotypes...although I can be as "typical male" as the next guy.

Originally posted by sycamore
Don't you people have anything better to do? :)

Hm. Now that you mention, yes, I do. Drat.

Don't you people have anything better to do?

What could be better for we devoted Sycamore groupies?:joint:

Ya know, Bruce has a point...having groupies is cool.

Originally posted by xoxoxoBruce
No, just pussy whipped.:p

1) There's worse things to be whipped with...like whips, for example.
2) We had our Yule this evening due to circumstances (my son may have to go back into the hospital...more on this later), and my wife gave me DVD's of Cabaret, Seven Brides for Seven Brothers and The Music Man.

Oh...and also The Indiana Jones Box Set and Sets 2 and 3 of the James Bond box sets. I think this shows both a sensitive side and a manly side.

Originally posted by Elspode
I've got that box set too, SD. Hell, my wife once came home to find me dusting the living room while singing along to show tunes on the cable tv music channels...yet, I'm the guy who posted the pic of Britany Spears.

Does this mean I'm bi?

Nahhh, just eclectic. It's good to have a wide range of interests.

Originally posted by Elspode

1) There's worse things to be whipped with...like whips, for example.

Or whipped cream!

Ok. Now Ive got the big image of 7 coy brides and 7 showy brothers hoofing it all up out by the corral- jumpin up on benches and fences and shit. Yee haw. That, and Syc with tractor red hair.

Ah 'while back i was thinking about ordering one of these ,
http://www.maxpedition.com/catalog/product_vp_fatboy.htm
But as I looked at it more and more( i have to think and rasionionalize to my self how much I REALLLLY need something befor I buy it) . I came to the realization it is nothing but a MAN PURSE .
It is handy and cool and it comes in all the right "tactical" colors , but it is STILL a MAN PURSE !!!!
How fucking Fagulite can you be while still trying to be handy??!!??



Their cell phone carriers are COOL how ever !!! http://www.maxpedition.com/catalog/catalog_phonepouch.htm

Originally posted by sycamore
"Metrosexual" tops list of banned words

It also tops the Word of the Year at SFGate.com. These two lists are curiously similar.

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/gate/archive/2003/12/31/word3.DTL

Ya' know, a guy I date should have more testosterone than me --otherwise, what's the point?

What's an attractive young woman doing online at 4:30 New years morning? Wear 'em out and leave 'em behind?:)

Originally posted by xoxoxoBruce
What's an attractive young woman doing online at 4:30 New years morning? Wear 'em out and leave 'em behind?:)

Although I'd love to add that to my online persona, the fact is that I'm in CA, so it was only 1:30 - my husband and I returned from a NYE party; I took a break online.

Last week I quit a forum that I was in for over two years. I was having withdrawl last night. Thanks to the Cellarites for being here in my time of need. You folks rock.