Ye Olde Videoe Clippe Threade
Jimbo requested a separate video clip thread for some of my collection of bizarre little video clips, and please add your own if you have 'em to share.
Modem users are encouraged to ignore this thread.
OK, you remember the original "Wassuuup" Budweiser commercial? The Superfriends version was passed along.
http://cellar.org/2003/WASSUP1.MPGVideo clips? Okay.
Dancing Robot Man (in WMV format)
First two kids: they suck. Watch for the guy in the red shirt.
Oh...my....GEEEEOD! That was too much!!! Thanks for sharing!!! :)
I was going to post a link to the all time classic 'Net video, George Gobel's page about lighting a charcoal grille with liquid oxygen, but it is gone...damn bandwidth Nazis...
The Ping Pong vid was *awesome*. Brilliant!
The *other* all time 'Net classic, the exploding whale...11 megs and change, but well worth it.
http://rezrov.perp.com/whale/whale-hi.movThis is actually my own, a little impromptu promo vid for a local band, but it will give you a taste of what I like to do (WMV format, 3 meg):
<a href="http://www.myrefrigerator.com/videos/Texas%20Blues.WMV">John McVey and the Stumble</a>
UT said A hilarious cat fight.
Black and white kitty " My kitty kung fu is stronger than your kung fu , see the ferocious forms , the terable speed , the grace , the ....... "
Orange cat " I don't think so grass hopper !!!"
Black and white kitty " OHH SHIT !! AHHHHHHH !!!!"
and the ping pong is
KILLER !!!!!!!!!
This clip is one second long, and demonstrates the very worst road kill possible. Do not watch if you are a fan of wild animals.
http://cellar.org/2003/hare.mpegthis stuff is pretty wack:
http://reodor.mine.nu/filmer/
:D
Here I thought
this film was just funny; turns out it's the
worlds funniest. Says so at the
home page.
Originally posted by Bitman
Here I thought this film was just funny; turns out it's the worlds funniest. Says so at the home page.
Wow. So true. Especially the part with the stabbing.
Originally posted by Bitman
Here I thought this film was just funny; turns out it's the worlds funniest. Says so at the home page.
Oh my god that was funny.
Although I found this funny, I thought REJECTED was funnier and worthy of committing to DVD.
Chris :D
I can't seem to "find" Hertzfeldt's other shorts. Are they "available"?
Oh, and now that you've seen the movie, go see the
music video.
Edit:
This guy has a couple more. Click 'Movies', scroll down to Hertzfeldt.
Every time I start watching that Hobbit video, I can't help but be transfixed by its awfulness until he end...
Here's a project I finally got around to uploading. Satellite pix courtesy your friendly government agency, the NOAA:
Hurricane Isabel - The Motion Picture
P.S. Actually, I thought the song was pretty good. :cool:
Downloaded it but it won't play. Something about a codec, said the clueless dummy.:confused:
Originally posted by Bitman
Here's a project I finally got around to uploading. Satellite pix courtesy your friendly government agency, the NOAA: Hurricane Isabel - The Motion Picture
P.S. Actually, I thought the song was pretty good. :cool:
"You have encountered the following error while using Windows Media Player:
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Error# C00D11CD
Sorry, no more help is available for this problem at this time."
Mmmmm ... (cries)
Chris. :(
RealOne error: ClassFactory cannot supply requested class
Oh my, that's a great link. It goes to a real purty page with writin' on it. Wonder what it means?:p
Short answer: try this place:
http://koepi.roeder.goe.net/xvid.shtml
Long answer:
Terribly sorry, I wasn't paying attention. XVID is the open-source version of DIVX, but for some strange reason,
there are no official binaries -- the developers flatly refuse to supply an installer on their website. So every time I need the codec, it turns into a goose chase for the latest site with the latest installer. Should've just used DIVX ..
Dat do it.:thumb: Yeah, that's a neat clip. Can't wait to try a clip with sound. And as I've just proved, it's idiot proof!
For those with either broadband, or extreme patience, here's my first attempt at putting together some vid caps with Windows Movie Maker, complete with stupid titles and frivolous transitions. About 14 megs, 4.5 minutes, and if you love big radial engines, well worth the effort.
I apologize for left-channel-only sound. Not sure what happened there. It was my first time, after all.
www.lunalushede.org/WHITEMAN2000.wmv
This will probably only be here a few days...it puts me well over my storage limit.
Can you imagine the noise, standing on the Cliffs of Dover, with 1,000 Bombers plus fighter escorts going over a few hundred feet above. Damn!
This clip was sent to me by xoxoxobruce.
It's stunning to say the least.
They are as strong as they look. That's fucked up. People suck.
Originally posted by jinx
That's fucked up. People suck.
EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING
Elspode...one comment. Fifi is a Boeing B-29 Superfortress, not a Stratofortress. That is a Boeing B-52. Other than that, good footage man.
If you want even better stuff, there exist video and audio recordings of various WWII aircraft
here and
here . I would enjoy any of these for my half-birthday. Hint hint, Dag.
Brian
Poor cat, damn shame he didn't took that fuckhead with him.
yeah, that's pretty fucking brutal.
I don't know why that makes me so angry... I don't usually have a problem with hunters, etc...
but that clip just makes me want to beat the living hell out of those jackasses.
Well...at least the lion tried. Terribly overpowered, but he tried anyway.
Originally posted by BrianR
Elspode...one comment. Fifi is a Boeing B-29 Superfortress, not a Stratofortress. That is a Boeing B-52. Other than that, good footage man.
Brian
Damn...I think I may have known that once...it kicked around in my mind, and then I did a web search on Google for B 29 Stratofortress, saw one come up first on the list (
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&safe=off&q=b+29+stratofortress), and just left it that way. Doh!
Originally posted by Elspode
here's my first attempt at putting together some vid caps with Windows Movie Maker, complete with stupid titles and frivolous transitions.
Hold on a sec, you've got a couple nits ..
The movie was completely blown out in the middle parts, and overly bright at the beginning and end. Either the camera can't handle daylight, or your processing didn't compensate well. (Or my player hosed the playback, even though I tried to adjust it.) Also, you'll want to look into a wind-proof mic if you do much more of that.
But I liked the transitions .. though the material was dry, you didn't linger on anything long enough to make it boring.
Those cocksuckers had better have eaten that lion, because if they just shot it because they are upset about having little dicks, I'm gonna be pretty unhappy about it.
Don't get me wrong, I'm pro-hunting, but not pro-trophy hunting.
Originally posted by Bitman
Hold on a sec, you've got a couple nits ..
The movie was completely blown out in the middle parts, and overly bright at the beginning and end. Either the camera can't handle daylight, or your processing didn't compensate well. (Or my player hosed the playback, even though I tried to adjust it.) Also, you'll want to look into a wind-proof mic if you do much more of that.
But I liked the transitions .. though the material was dry, you didn't linger on anything long enough to make it boring.
No, it was just so damn bright outside, I couldn't tell I was overexposing the stuff. I don't use the camcorder enough to actually get good with it. I mostly just wanted to share the coolness of all those big ass engines running, and the contrast of the old high-tech with the new.
that was a pretty cool clip there els:thumb: i missed our airshow down here this year, won't miss it next year though!
Originally posted by Elspode
Those cocksuckers had better have eaten that lion, because if they just shot it because they are upset about having little dicks, I'm gonna be pretty unhappy about it.
Don't get me wrong, I'm pro-hunting, but not pro-trophy hunting.
Els:
I trophy hunt, but with a very different type of gun. Those shitheads are using rifles.
Did anyone else notice what appears to be a game fence in the background? This looks like a 'canned' hunt.
Sick, just fucking sick.
Yeah, I notice that, too. Bunch of shit eaters hunting somebody's former pet that got too big and expensive to feed, I'll bet.
I hope one of those stupid pricks shoots themselves in the forehead while cleaning out their penis substitute.
Disclaimer: I like guns. I just hate idiots.
I present for your enjoyment "
Redneck Surfing"
Safe for work. May cause extreme hilarity and many statements of "oooh, that hadda hurt."
Poor truckie... what was that guy thinking? I mean, what's the reasoning behind the destruction of that nice truck?
[SIZE=3]STUPIDITY.[/SIZE] :rolleyes:
I'm gonna take a wild guess and say..."stolen".
Watching the video again a couple of times, I've noticed something that would have made it a lot funnier. When the truck hits the telephone pole, the back end bounces up pretty high, and the back end bounces toward the 'driver'.
Wouldn't it have been a hoot if it had come down on him? I mean, he didn't get clear by more than a couple of feet. I think they should try it again, only the guy should stay on the truck.
I was very disappointed by that as well ... you can't actually tell if the rear tire landed on him or not. There is a slight stutter, and what appears to be a still of him standing up afterward, but it's hard to tell. We watched the clip on autorepeat a lot tonight at work.
Originally posted by xoxoxoBruce
[SIZE=3]STUPIDITY.[/SIZE] :rolleyes:
and i'm in the market for a new truck, damn. i could probably pick that one up pretty cheap! s'ept it's not a diesel.
Diesel? You don need no stinkin diesel.:p
Apache attacks Iraqi Insurgents
The troops determined that the Iraqis were about to attack and took them out one by one with a 30mm cannon.
The file is about 4.7Mb if that matters.
[SIZE=1]edited to indicate file size.[/SIZE]
DAMN Beestie,
Those folks are simply "no more " !!!
:rattat:
:rattat:
zippyt wrote: Those folks are simply "no more " !!!
zippy: I have so much respect for the men and women of the military.
I have always regretted not having the opportunity to serve my country as you did - my father was career Army. After 9/11, my wife, who is originally from Iran, bought me the "Precious Moments" figurine of a Marine. She knew what I wanted to do (but couldn't) after 9/11 after seeing me "lose it" on more than one occasion. And my poor wife saw her best friend blown to bits in front of her very eyes by a missle from Saddam during the Iran-Iraq war.
Thanx for your service to our country and thank God for 30mm cannons!!
No persons or animals were harmed in the making of
this video, but it's pretty cool anyway ;) ...
Possible explanation here (none of this is my own stuff, BTW).
Wonderbat!
...been lurking for awhile, nicetameetya...
Welcome to the Cellar, Wonderbat.:) That's an excellent explanation in the second link which just goes to show how smart musicians are.
Originally posted by xoxoxoBruce
Diesel? You don need no stinkin diesel.:p
hey i gotta have something loud and noisy to compete with NBN's stereo at 4 am in the morning:D
Originally posted by xoxoxoBruce
Diesel? You don need no stinkin diesel
And just what the hell is wrong with a diesel ????
I have a 94-95 GMC 2500 turbo diesel with an extended cab and tool box body that i use for a camping truck( its set up like a chuck waggon ) . Good truck NEVER let me down !!!!! Comfortable enought that my wife can and does drive it.
Originally posted by zippyt
I have a 94-95 GMC 2500 turbo diesel
Jesus Christ Zip...you don't even know the exact year of your vehicle?
Beestie's video has just caused me to add a new item to my list of "things to never have happen to me".
The first guy is literally blown to pieces...you can see the still-warm chunks laying all over, glowing in infrared. Eeewww....
Its a 95 . On another note there was a discuccion in another thread about cost per pound of a vech. try about $.25 per pound .
Originally posted by zippyt
And just what the hell is wrong with a diesel ????
The operative word is Stinkin' .:p
But Bruce , it puts out soch a pretty black smoke screen when i romp on the gas !!! Tail gaters beware !!!!!!
Originally posted by e unibus plurum
drugs are bad, mmkay?

Hey Ya, Charlie Brown.
Quicktime VideoHi all, Not sure if this has been posted before but it's worth a second look anyway
Human Beatbox is an excersise in breath control if nothing else :D
Chris.
The helicopter-link doesn't exist anymore. Can somebody tell me where I can find the video?
Anybody else having trouble with that link?
just be patient. it takes a while to load fully...how did i know they would all be getting naked? spooky
Patience don't do it. 10 minutes on broadband doesn't work. When save it and try to play it I get an error in Media Player and it closes.:(
The video clip that finally answers the question, "
Does skydiving naked leave you hanging in the breeze?"
MPEG ~1Mb
Apparently, I am not authorized to view that page...
That's OK, Wolf's link works. I just can't get E Unibus Plurum's.
Bruce - download it then play it. If it still doesn't work, make sure you have the latest version of MPlayer and Quicktime. Its probably a CODEC thing with your media player so go ahead and upgrade (for free).
Actually, I got E's Tunick spoof zip bang boom...no worries. I can't get Wolf's to d/l.
As Muskie would have said: "Hep! Hep, Deputy Dawg!! I'm a-sinkin' in da quick mud!"
http://www.lunalushede.org/commando1.wmvOriginally posted by wolf
This clip was sent to me by xoxoxobruce.
It's stunning to say the least.
They are as strong as they look.
Late on the bandwagon I know, but this reminds me of one time when I worked for an offshore firm. I was shipped (flown actually) to a drilling platform and a bunch of rednecks were sitting around watching a "hunting" film. The thrust of it was to take 20 or so dogs, fun a wild pig down until it was so tired it couldn't move and then kill it with a well placed knife in the heart.
Now, my point is this. People don't really hunt any more. technology has taken us to the point where it isn't a sport or hunting, it's a harvest.
I find it interesting how the definitions, or meanings, of things change over time but the words don't shift with them.
Those fucktards, in either case, have found an easy and safe way to satisfy a social need at the expense of both the animal's life and the dilution of the word.
Ever flown on a plane and witnessed the wings flex with turbulence? Well, they can flex quite a lot before there is any need for concern.
Snap!
Not a large wing, true, but still impressive. I'm still searching for images of Boeing tests in which the wingtips practically touch the roof of the hanger during the test.
Originally posted by Kitsune
Ever flown on a plane and witnessed the wings flex with turbulence? Well, they can flex quite a lot before there is any need for concern.
Snap!
Not a large wing, true, but still impressive. I'm still searching for images of Boeing tests in which the wingtips practically touch the roof of the hanger during the test.
bruce can prolly help you with that
Naw, they don't trust me not to sully their name.:)
looks like a carbon fiber wing for a glider. one time, before i learned to fly, i was going to visit my best friend in paris and travel a little bit. on take off here in houston on a 747 the damn wing was flexing up and down up and down. that freaked me out a little bit but pretty amazing with the flexibility and all....
I see comedy is dead in europe, also.
Dagney -- that was awesome! This video on the same site is addictive:
I feel great!
Yeah... babies everywhere!*I* thought that the guy covered in horns was pretty goddamn inspired, actually. Oh well, there's no accounting for my lack of taste, I suppose.
I agree, Els. It was different, kind of funny and showed he'd put some effort and practice into it.
...though it is new, in fact, and not old. It does, however, fall under the video clippe categorization. Two episodes, but I won't leech, so here's the page to get them from.
I give unto you...
[SIZE=4]SOCKBABY!![/SIZE]
[SIZE=1]You may have to watch it twice just to take it all in...and, um,
Quicktime or some other mp4 player required.[/SIZE]
Egggsellllent.... EEEEGGGSssselllllllent!! Muhahahahaha!!!
Home Base - A nine minute video concerning Love, Hate, and Revenge. Sick revenge.
http://www.stupidvideos.com/
there are a lot of really really funny video clips here. i like "dumbest kid alive"
Originally posted by And
[BI give unto you...[SIZE=4]SOCKBABY!![/SIZE] [B]
And giveth, and excessive bandwidth usage taketh away. You can't watch videos from this site anymore.
No! Sockbaby is so fucking awesome that it
must live on!
Episode One
Episode Two
Like Burger says, "Nobody touches The Sockbaby!"[SIZE=1](useless comment removed .. no delete button)[/SIZE]
By, golly...you were right. That *does* rock!
How long must we wait for Sockbaby 3?
How long must we wait for Sockbaby 3?
According to Channel 101, we may not because it was not deemed good enough after reviews.
The message board indicates that it was wildly popular and that the author, Doug Tennapel (creator of Earthworm Jim), will create the third and final episode for all to see.
I hope its true, because I really want to see if they get to food up or not.
...and for those interested,
here is an interesting page on the creation of Sockbaby!
Because, I don't care who you are, fart jokes are funny.
http://exit3.i-55.com/~suit/JurrasicFart.wmvOriginally posted by Elspode
By, golly...you were right. That *does* rock!
How long must we wait for Sockbaby 3?
According to John Soares ("Ronnie Cordova") who dropped in and posted on one of the other forums I frequent, Sockbaby 3 is in the works, and he and his team plan to finish up the series, with or without the approval of Channel 101 viewers. No dates as yet, though.
I'll post when I get more news...
How do you win the support of the citizens of a country you just invaded? You make sure they know their place.
Iraqis Punished for Stealing Wood WMV ~3.1Mb
Warning: Rocket Scientists at Work!
http://www.bullguard.com/badnews/Originally posted by Kitsune
How do you win the support of the citizens of a country you just invaded? You make sure they know their place.
Iraqis Punished for Stealing Wood WMV ~3.1Mb
This one makes my "Are you sure this is real?" sense twitch. But then again that could be the rare hamburger I ate last night.
This one makes my "Are you sure this is real?" sense twitch. But then again that could be the rare hamburger I ate last night.
Kind of did the same for me, but I'm not sure why. A couple of others have told me they are positive it was faked, but they haven't given their reasoning why.
It's the same-old same-old: skillfully cropped and edited (with ridiculous cuts) to accurately portray one person's narrative of the situation, complete with quick cuts, editing a single camera's film and audio to make it look like a 3-camera TV drama, and a grave announcer to give us the twist.
editing a single camera's film and audio to make it look like a 3-camera TV drama, and a grave announcer to give us the twist.
Grave annoucer? That guy is awesome!
But yeah, I get what you're saying. Possibly the "stealing wood" story doesn't match up. Getting your car crushed for looting doesn't seem right, but I figure its quite a bit more lienient than the usual penalty for the crime.
Well the other narrative here is larger, which is that while harsh, this sort of justice may be necessary for a short period of time in the lack of any justice whatsoever.
that's couldnt be real. but it sure looks it. anyone know how they make it look so real? it's not real, is it?
Its a leaked commercial from a production company.
And Ford isn't happy about it, either.THE BEST "PRICELESS" AD MADE
If that link won;t work, try
this one and select "mastercard" link
another good one
again, if that no workie, go to above link and select "snl"
Oh my giddy aunt! That was too much! These are the commercials that should be on TV!
Wok Boarding - An ancient sport is reborn!
Has this one made the rounds yet? I can't recall.
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/endofworld.htmlholy hell batman! that's fuckin' funny as hell! [SIZE=1](and i ain't even drunk yet!)[/SIZE]
Originally posted by Kitsune
Wok Boarding - An ancient sport is reborn!
Damn, I'll bet those serrated edges of the steps hurt like a bitch when he hit the back of his head on 'em.
Damn, I'll bet those serrated edges of the steps hurt like a bitch when he hit the back of his head on 'em.
I also figured that metal-on-metal might get a bit warm during the sliding. Toasty.
I need to find an escalator that has been folded down like that!
Fast Times at Hero High
Note: probably highly un-amusing to anybody who has not seen Fast Times at Ridgemont high, or who doesn't have some basic knowledge of superhero lore.
http://cellar.org/2004/tysonskating.wmv
For those who enjoy this sort of thing, it's a bulldog skateboarding. And he's really good at it.
That sumbitch is actually steering.:eek:
I'm probably the only one that likes this stuff, but I find the new Beastie Boys video hilarious.
Ch Check it Out
More 70s attire and incredibly strange fight scenes. Beautiful.
Said, "doc what's the condition?
I'm a man that's on a mission!"
Said, "son, you'd better listen,
stuck in your ass is an electrician."Before setting up to launch a grenade launcher/rocket launcher, its a good idea to account for your enemies (in this case, coalition soldiers).
Warning: graphic.
Iraqi insurgent gets some ojt.
(2.2Mb)
Originally posted by Kitsune
Wok Boarding - An ancient sport is reborn!
That's naaathin'
In Germany they created the WOK-Worldchampionships... in a real bob-sleigh-runway!!!
http://tvtotal.prosieben.de/show/specials/wokwm2004/index.html
It's in german, watch some of the videos. I watched it on TV, it's crazy.
Sham bam bamina!
Now with its well deserved domain,
Sockbaby episode three is only several days away. Will Ronnie finally get to eat? What happens to Burger and Sockbaby? We all tremble with anticipation.
ok. this one is long, and it is .mov format, but it is also very weel done.
http://www.woodpeckerfilm.fi/jalmarihelanderb11.htmlhey guys, plthijinx here using NBN's system......
<a href="http://www.myrefrigerator.com/videos/lizard.wmv">Jurassic Park Jr.</a>
I'm not sure what hurt worse...the snapping of his appendage or the impact with the rock wall.
Definite stupid human trick entry.
Best DUI Arrest in the world.
Someone that this got sent to on an email list I'm on thinks it may be from Reno 911.
But it's still funny.
Mild Warning ... site may trip netnanny, but you won't be bringing up any hooters on your screen.
Oh, and check out the games.
Some of the guys might like their version of solitaire.
That definitely was a clip from Reno 911, I've seen 'em all.
Maaaan, if all drunks were like that guy, the world would be a better place.
I wish there were more like him.
I get the angry, crying, apologetic, angry, hostile, punching, kicking, pissing all over the exam room drunks.
Nearly every night.
Twice on Fridays.
This isn't a clip itself, but is a trailer on a website.
Required for Els, Wolf, and the rest of the pagan community!!!
http://www.duirwaighgallery.com/inspiration_trailer.htmI sent that link to a bunch of people and got lots of thank yous. So in turn, Onyx, thank you. :biggrinlo
There's only ONE man who could play dubya. ONE man....
http://www.dubyamovie.com/large.htmlThis isn't a clip itself, but is a trailer on a website.
Required for Els, Wolf, and the rest of the pagan community!!!
http://www.duirwaighgallery.com/inspiration_trailer.htm
I stumbled across this sometime back. Very cool. The wife wants lots of stuff...
Possibly the coolest
car ad.
I'm sure Bullitt will agree with me.
(at least one of the servers that had the ad earlier today no longer is reachable ... hopefully these guys will keep it available.)
Um...would that be called the quick and the dead? :rolleyes:
That's a cool car ad, but
"Cog" is
the coolest car ad.
No, that is a neat car ad. The Cornfield one is cool.
I'm having a moral crisis. I can't decide if the Steve McQueen driving the new Mustang thing is cool or merely disturbing.
I'm having a moral crisis. I can't decide if the Steve McQueen driving the new Mustang thing is cool or merely disturbing.
Put me down for disturbing. There's nothing cool about
using someone after they are dead. Its only one level short of digging him up, plastering him over, applying some makeup and duct-taping him into the driver's seat.
Regarding the ad itself, he doesn't speak during the commercial (which is kind of eerie) and his eyes don't look in the "right" direction and he is "lit" differently than the background. Its just bad cinema. And I doubt his estate or survivors are being compensated which makes it all the more disgusting.
Just when you thought they couldn't go any lower, they continue to surprise.
OH Beestie , that rainbow clip is , so Plucking WRONG !!!!!!!!
Some body HAD to know what they were saying !!!!!!!!!
I don't think the website is correct. I think that was made as an in-joke for the cast and crew, and not aired.
steve mcqueen's family is making a mint from Ford. they started that with the Bullitt edition mustang they put out in 2001 and have continued with the new commercials.
I think Steve would approve and from what I've read the new mustang is worthy of him considerable driving skills. :)
I received a video from a cop friend in my email.
It was just titled "Lesson Learned the Hard Way."
I was originally going to upload it to my webspace, and link to it, but searched around and found that others had
already taken care of that.
The link does not go directly to the video. ogrish.com requests that the video be downloaded and then viewed. There is a story providing explanation of the event.
I didn't have the luxury of seeing that beforehand.
I didn't know what was coming.
Oh man.
Once I saw it, though, I gathered my coworkers around and we watched it about a half-dozen times.
May be too intense for some viewers.
I will probably show it to as many people as I can at work. We haven't had anything like this happen, but we've come close. Good searches are amazingly iimportant.
A couple of weeks ago three large hunting knives and a pouch full of rifle ammo was found on the unit.
In the past we've found other knives, a sabre saw, and an assortment of smaller improvised weapons. Yes, you really can sharpen a toothbrush handle.
Jesus H Christ! I can see a knife or sharpened toothbrush handle slipping by but there is no excuse for them not finding that gun. That large gun. :eek:
I know. If it had been a teeny weeny gun, like one of the NAA Derringers, or even a .32 that had been nestled carefully in his manly parts, I could almost understand missing it in a search. That was a goddamned 1911 in his freaking waistband!!
I do physical searches, of both males and females, primarily pat-downs. We don't typically do a strip in the foyer or lobby prior to an evaluation, but it has been necessary for some clients who have a known history of smuggling either drugs or weapons. Usually the strip search is part of nursing's job on an admission ... that's why an admission shower is part of the policy. It's certainly nice to put clean, less smelly people onto the unit, but it also cuts down on contraband.
Oh, and we often do find stuff on patients that cops miss.
Mr. Slave would tell those burger whores where to get off. I like porn as much as the next guy but I really hate being SOLD STUFF with it. Overstock.com, WTF are you kidding me? People are going to stop watching TV commercials altogether soon and that time cannot come soon enough.
Bruce sent me this link , Most eggselant vids !!!!!
http://grouchymedia.com/other_videos.cfm...this is funny and aggravating at the same time.
http://www.big-boys.com/articles/flysquirrel1.htmlYou gotta wait for it, but you'll see it coming...
http://drunkendelight.com/content/videos/03084899.wmv
Yup, saw that coming from a mile away...but it was still funny as hell!
Was he limping before letting one fly? Cause he sure as hell was after. :D
Wonder if he's still an instructor after that? :eyebrow:
I like the audience response when he breaks out the rifle.
"No! No! It's an empty weapon...!"
I am *NOT* a firearms specialist, so...
Why would he be limping? I imagine if he'd actually shot himself in the foot, he wouldn't be walking, nevermind limping. Could a near hit hurt enough to make a big tough guy like that limp?
I am *NOT* a firearms specialist, so...
Why would he be limping? I imagine if he'd actually shot himself in the foot, he wouldn't be walking, nevermind limping. Could a near hit hurt enough to make a big tough guy like that limp?
Uh, he
did shoot himself in the foot. He might also have had powder burns to his thigh as well.
I don't know if this belongs here , or in the link of the day , or in the tech thread , so i will dump it here , you can see variouse things getting shreded , verry cool !!!
http://www.ssiworld.com/watch/watch-en.htm
Watch how fast this BAD MO-FO ( watch yo mouf!!! ) eats a refridgerator !!!!
Super, Zip. The 55 gallon steel drum full of concrete impressed me big time. It's a shame they don't show the torpedo shredding but I suppose there's secrets there. :thumbsup:
Hilarious! I've seen that TV without the graininess but glad you posted it so I could replay it...over and over. :D
*Hey mister, you forgot your hat!*
I wonder if the pimp watches TV or message boards?
Think he lost any credibility?
I don't know if this belongs here , or in the link of the day , or in the tech thread , so i will dump it here , you can see variouse things getting shreded , verry cool !!!
http://www.ssiworld.com/watch/watch-en.htm
Watch how fast this BAD MO-FO ( watch yo mouf!!! ) eats a refridgerator !!!!
Nice find, radical machine...eats railroad ties, shits toothpicks.....daaayyyum!
Here's the hydraulic/biological version!
http://www.big-boys.com/articles/crabpipe.htmlIn related news, here's a
go-ped that can beat a trans am.
I think it's funny that he wears a helmet. Like that'll do him a damn bit of good.
...I think it's funny that he wears a helmet. Like that'll do him a damn bit of good.
The helmet may not do
him any good but at least it will keep his noggin in tact and help whoever finds his tattered remains identify him. :rollhappy
It might keep his autonomic functions going long enough for the transplant team to harvest whatever is salvageable.
I would bet if he's going to lose it, that would happen in the first 50 feet at moderate speeds. The helmet would be a big help there. I've had the dubious pleasure of traveling on blacktop at 85mph, unencumbered by a vehicle, with relatively minor damage. It did grind the visor snaps off the helmet, though. :bonk:
If that dude in shorts had hit the pavement going that fast he would have been nothing but a bloody 100+ft skid mark !!!!!
That being said , I WANT ONE !!!!!!!
I could just imagen some of the gear heads around here , sooped camerios and the such , sitting at a stop lite , i pull up next to them on one of these , flip up the visor , grin and say " lets GO when the lite turns green !!!!" Then i SMOKE them !!!!!!!
I don't think there's enough ammo in the world for me to get that good.
But I'd be willing to spend the time trying, if I could get a corporate sponsor.
Mr. Glock? PM me to discuss details. Thank you.
(what I really found impressive was that the 6-reload-6 was with a revolver) :eek6:
what I really found impressive was that the 6-reload-6 was with a revolver
Yeah, thats all he uses in any of the clips. Its disturbing.
I think he swapped cylinders rather than a speed loader. :confused:
I thought I heard brass drop. I'll have to watch it again.
Either way, that's inhumanly fast.
dude is useing pre loaded moon clips , i think .
I can't make a speed loader work ANY where near as fast ;)
From his
site;
Before his '86 attempt, Boyd Davis of EMF Distributors expressed his belief that splitting a playing card in flight would be impossible for someone to do. To the delight of the spectators, Munden told Davis that not only could he do it, but that he could do it with Davis's gun. Boyd Davis is one of the creators of the fun End of Trail, cowboy-action shooting's world championship and EMF is one of the primary sponsors. Munden borrowed Davis's gun, a .45 Dakota single-action with a 4-3/4" barrel. On the fourth try he split the card -- an ace of hearts. This has to be one of the greatest exhibition shots ever done and is included in his videos.
:eek:
Compared to this guy, we all suck at the gun range.
That guy is
Jerry Miculek, he's a 12 time International Revolver Champion and holds 5 revolver speed shooting world records. Truely awesome shooter, you'd have to do an awful lot of shooting to get anywhere near as good as him....but I'd be willing to give it a shot too, if someone would be willing to buy the ammo. ;)
You're right 404, I stand corrected. :blush:
Didn't mean to rain on your parade Bruce, but I knew who that was right away because I'm a big revolver fan and have enjoyed watching Miculek for some time now. BTW, he was using a S&W 625 .45ACP with full moon clips, no speed loaders needed.
Back in the day I shot competition PPC matches and the occasional combat match for the prison with a fellow officer and gunsmith friend of mine. We both used revolvers exclusively and did quite well against most of the auto loaders. Reloading a cylinder with speed loaders as fast as an auto takes a lot of endless practice standing in the living room every night with your holster on and dropping empties on the rug.
Hummm...maybe that's why I'm not married anymore....nah. :rolleyes:
I know that the signature is an important part of personal expression and all ... but could you please reduce the text size.
I know that the signature is an important part of personal expression and all ... but could you please reduce the text size.
Careful, wolf, you may annoy her with that tone...
Full moon clips? (not a revolver owner)
The full moon is on the back.
http://www.danforthpewter.com/64-0252.html
Always happy to help.
one of my clients is a western shooter. he has a variety of carry pieces that are semiauto, but his competition is always with revolvers. hecasts his own ammunition. what a very cool process to watch.
revolvers can always be shot faster than semi-autos because the cycle time on an auto is always the same. Recoil pushes back the slide and ejects the round, then the slide has to come back forward while encountering the resistance of the fresh round coming from the magazine and into the chamber. Revolvers are as fast as the fingers shooting them.
There's a guy who has beat Miculek in competition - Bud Bond. He beat him in 2001, I believe. Bud had all his gun work done at the shop I worked at, so we had his little plaque hanging up for quite a while. He and the owner have since had a falling out (EVERYONE eventually has a falling out with this owner, including me) so I don't know what's become of Bud.
Full moon clips? (not a revolver owner)
The .45 ACP (Autoloading Colt Pistol) round is designed with a recessed rim for auto loaders and as such they would not seat in the cylinder of a revolver. The rounds can clipped into the moon clips shown here and then you can just drop all 6 rounds into the cylinder of revolver chambered for the .45 like a ready made speed loader. The tool shown with the clips is for extracting the spent shells from the clip, kind of like a little pry bar, since they click in fairly tight. You can get full, half and even quarter moon clips but why anyone would want the latter is beyond me.
one of my clients is a western shooter. he has a variety of carry pieces that are semiauto, but his competition is always with revolvers. hecasts his own ammunition. what a very cool process to watch.
Reloading is the only way to go if you do a lot of shooting. With the cost of factory ammo nowadays you could never afford to get good enough for most competition shooting events. I've saved tons of money by casting bullets and reloading my own ammo. It's almost as much fun as the shooting...almost. ;)
Didn't mean to rain on your parade Bruce,....
No problem there, I'd rather have the right poop. :)
You can get full, half and even quarter moon clips but why anyone would want the latter is beyond me.
Smaller pocket bulge, maybe?
Cool discussion on moon clips . I have wanted a SW 610 (.10mm revolver) for a long time , i don't see them comeing up for sale much tho .
When the 10mm round first hit the market I ran out and bought a Colt 10mm Delta Elite in stainless steel and all the reloading equipment and brass to go with it. I liked it okay but being a revolver guy I ended up trading it in for a S&W 657, .41 mag. and have been kicking myself in the ass ever since for getting rid of the Colt. When the .40S&W round came out I ran out and got a S&W 4006, it's a great carry gun and I love the .40 round ballistics but it's still an auto. The S&W 610 came out for a short time in the early 90's and I missed getting one at the time but they have since begun producing them again. It's definitely on my "gotta have one" list because it's the best of both worlds in the .40 caliber field. Not only will it shoot the 10mm but .40S&W and the 10mm 'lite'. Very versatile revolver, good choice, Zippyt. You might try the
S&W dealer locator for starters to find one.
Here's a clip that
works well with the thread title.
Damn, that "Requiem for a Dream" music is good.
I'm confused -- was that a really long car commercial, or something else entirely?
hey guys, know it's been a while but here's one i came across the other day....haven't been in the cellar lately so i don't know if it's old or not...but if your a pulp fiction fan you'll love this!
Pulp HockeyIn case you were wondering
what this was likeWow. Is the tazer actually shooting the wire out at the person? I always pictured those little arc-shaped things from the 80s that you had to physically reach out and touch the person with.
This is the new tazer gun, yes. It shoots two hooks on wires into the bad guy (or sometimes just out of control guy. I've had several patients tazered, and they weren't bad, just nuts) and then runs current through the wires.
There is a contact mode to the tazer gun I think, but it's safer for the user to shoot and let the device do the work.
I have a still picture of someone I know getting zapped, but it's somewhere in the morass of my hard drive.
Since I have dial-up at home I save the video clips to look at for work. If you go to the tazer site you can download a whole bunch of clips from there.
My two favorites are the drunk and domestic one and the bull.
I have read about a new prototype of taser that will project dual lines of plasma along which the current will flow...no wires.
Cool.
I have read about a new prototype of taser that will project dual lines of plasma along which the current will flow...no wires.
Cool.
If we're thinking of the same thing, then it's a particle projector, a lighning gun so to speak. The laser lines up on the target, ionizing the particles in the air and creating a channel for the arc to follow. Not that I would know about such things...
Interesting...can you send me any more information about those things about which you do not know? :D
I thought the fact that it shot out the darts/wires, is what made a Taser a taser. I mean that's what separated it from the dozens of other electrical gizmos that will knock you down but require up close and personal contact.
The plasma lines would be an order of magnitude leap, if they will go through a chainlink fence and wind/strong draft. Maybe even reflect them off a plate glass window or mirror. :grinnylov
So what if one wore a suit of tinfoil? Would the taser find its shortest path of resistance and burn itself out?
Interesting...can you send me any more information about those things about which you do not know? :D
I could, if I actually new of such a thing, but then I'd have withdraw one of the vans from Slang's neighborhood...
Slang doesn't need to be observed...just channeled.
"Hey, Slang...Terrorists!"
That would just about do it, I think. :lol:
Slang doesn't need to be observed...just channeled.
Channeling Slang. Now there's an image.
"Everyone gather hands around the ammunition cases and chant after me..."
Damn hippies...
I've been inside his head.
Don't try this at home.
You've been in Slang's bathroom? You *are* brave, aren't you?
I didn't mean channeled as in "brought into this world through supernatural means". I meant channeled as in "taking advantage of his natural proclivities for the benefit of mankind."
Have we any updates on the lad lately?
You've been in Slang's bathroom? You *are* brave, aren't you?
You have no idea ...
Have we any updates on the lad lately?
He's off on some kind of an adventure, somewhere. I'm not at liberty to say at this point in time.
Just found
this little gem at another forum, and it is not for the musically faint of heart. I recommend watching it through to the end, if you have the balls. :mg:
I want that two minutes and my bandwidth back.
Shame that folks will waste digital media and editing time like that.
(I did like the bits with the firefighters, though. But then I like pretty damn much anything with firefighters.)
I'm reporting you guys to Deu...er...Homeland Security. :ipray:
So strange, erie, and cool all at the same time. Carpark North's
Human has a very nice music video.
Carpark North - Human (QuickTime)
So strange, erie, and cool all at the same time.
To say the least. What a strange trip it was. :drool:
So strange, erie, and cool all at the same time. Carpark North's Human has a very nice music video.
Carpark North - Human (QuickTime)
yes, cool, except for the part where rhythm track induced an unpleasant flashback to My Sharona
Check this out , a F something poping the sound barrier ,
http://media.saait.net/media.php?wm=soundbarrier.wmvDescription:
Note to self: Large bonfires with over 1 ton of dry wood do not need 5 gallons of gas to ignite.
And they say Darwin was wrong...Check out this very early (1920s) music video.
Hey UT: more evidence that bass players ROCK!
Check out this very early (1920s) music video.
WOW! What a great find. Kudos.
Bass players never change. :haha:
This appears to be a minute and a half of a French documentary showing police dog training. Four different "takedowns" with the most viciously trained dogs you will ever see. The first one is the most amazing of all: the dog takes out a guy driving a van,
while the van is moving. He actually rips the guy out the window.
They aren't very well trained if they won't disengage on command.
Note to self: Large bonfires with over 1 ton of dry wood do not need 5 gallons of gas to ignite.
The music makes it.
Not the kinda dog you want to go up to and pet! "Aw, cute puppy, who's a cute little do... AGH! NOT THE FACE, NOT THE FAAAACE!"
They aren't very well trained if they won't disengage on command.
That's why they're in training. If they were done with the training they'd be swaggering through town picking up bitches. :lol:
Description:
Note to self: Large bonfires with over 1 ton of dry wood do not need 5 gallons of gas to ignite.
When I was a kid we had a town swimming pond that was basicly a sand bowl with a brook running in and out. The bowl was 360 deg and about 4 ft higher than the water.
One Halloween, we..uh ...some idiots, thought it would be fun to pour about 15 or 20 gallons on the water then call the fire dept and tell them the pond was on fire.
You know the rest...... :vader1:
Dear xoB:
This song's for you.
[INDENT]V.F.D.
Written by Michelle Shocked
Me and my friend and this boy named Eddie
We was bored one afternoon
We was sitting in the hay
It was a hot Texas day
And we was playing with matches like some kids do
We would throw our matches in the high dry grass
Close our eyes and count to ten
And then race the burning field
Doin' the toe and heel
We'd die laughing
We'd do it all over again
I'm singing
Where there's smoke there's sure to be a fire
Ready, steady, go, it was down to the wire
We was racing inevitability
We was making trouble for the V.F.D.
(That's the Volunteer Fire Department, now)
Oh, I'm sure that you know how this story goes
Our little fire ran out of control
Somebody called for the V.F.D.
It was not me, it weren't me, Jack
A-ha, they drive from fifteen miles away
So when they arrive, I'm sorry to say
That the field was black
Yes, and the sky was grey
And you know those barns they store hay in...?
A-ha, the volunteers all shook their heads
And then I recall one of them said
"This fire was no accident
No, this fire started with a match"
I slowly backed into the crowd
Me and Eddie we looked at each other
We never mentioned it to this day
But my friend, she went and told her mother all
Jesus!
(Can you believe that?)
She said
"Where there's smoke there's sure to be a fire
Ready, steady, go, it was down to the wire
We was racing inevitability, ma
We was making trouble for the V.F.D., ma
We was raising insurance premiums, ma
We was spreading fear of arson
We was spreading fear of arson
All around Kelsey"[/INDENT]
Description:
Note to self: Large bonfires with over 1 ton of dry wood do not need 5 gallons of gas to ignite.
And they say Darwin was wrong...
I'm not real sure that wasn't something more akin to Coleman fuel. I just love the awesome power of five gallons of explosive vapor trapped beneath an enormous, essentially solid object being ignited by someone who isn't smart enough to comprehend the simplest laws of physics.
Dear xoB:This song's for you.
[INDENT]V.F.D. Written by Michelle Shocked
[/INDENT]
That's how far you would have gotten before it was all over. :fuse:
Nice one. have only just now been able to see video %^(!$& broswer trouble. Here's another fun one. maybe NSFW.
http://media2.big-boys.com/files/tidyup.wmvIncredibly silly organic foods pitch. But I snickered pretty hard and watched it twice. Screw Sith, watch
Store Wars
No really. It's quite humorous.
and rember kids , be safe with those fire works !!!!!
http://www.bulletinboardforum.com/linkdump.php?ga=&friend=vmw.nuf_rekcarcerif/etavirp/moc.murofdraobnitellub.www//:ptth&af=&id=1813
Good grief. Hey, Billy. What does it say on his chest? I'm too stupid to live? verrry funny.
you see this is the kind of shenanagigns I was talking about ,
YOUNG MAN !!!
http://www.dumpalink.com/media/1120240121Children shouldn't play with matches. But I am glad that they had a video camera available so they can serve as a warning to others.
I've had one of those "Roman Candles" backfire while holding it at arms length in front of me. Burnt my shirt real good. :mg:
maybe this should be posted to the
Parenting thread...
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/wmv/mean_mom.wmvHow to tell if a relationship is over.
In 90 seconds.
remember those huge Iraqi spiders?? check
THIS out!
edit: oh, the advertisements might be NSFW!
I've known this one for a few weeks and I find it hilarious. Take a look.
http://www.luckykazoo.com/media/2005/03/cillit-bang-remix.html
And I just discovered this one by the same author. If you like the first movie this one is definitely worth a look :)
http://www.funfreepages.com/videos/e-sure_remix.phpremember those huge Iraqi spiders?? check THIS out!
edit: oh, the advertisements might be NSFW!
The spider thing was interesting, but icky.
Incidentally, I wouldn't recommend that "meet trashy women" website that's advertised in the sidebar. I recognized at least three of the trashy women from work. They are NOT coworkers, if you get my meaning.
I had to explain to DaughterofV the other day what a double entendre was. She knew, but wasn't familiar with the term.
This would have been instructive.I recognized at least three of the trashy women from work. They are NOT coworkers, if you get my meaning.
LOL! wink,wink, ok!
yet another clip from them same site. i bring you
Shark Vs. Octopus truely amazing! again, ads on page are NSFW and video could be NSFDU
Hot dog! That was something! I am a member of that aquarium, and I've enjoyed looking at that tank many times (I think I have some pics around here...). Very cool. Thanks plthijinx.
Atomic Tests, set to music.
NEAT. (and made it past my office netnanny, so I have a new time <strike>waster</strike> occupier).
maybe this should be posted in the WTF thread 'cuz this just isn't right! radio show
PRANKTalk about Howard Stern rip-off (not that I'm a big fan or anything).
Atomic Tests, set to music.
Wow. That was neat. The music rocked. (of course, white zombie) The number of different explosions was kind of scary. And we wonder why cancer rates are booming...I'd hate to think about the crap all those 'tests' have spewed into circulation over the last 50 years or so...yikes.
Talk about Howard Stern rip-off (not that I'm a big fan or anything).
I just thought the effects of the ipecac were interesting.
From here. Just curious, how many tablespoonsful do you think were in the bottom of that bottle? 10? 20? More? Compared to the oral dosage of 1-2 tablespoons, repeated once after twenty to thirty minutes, would you consider this an overdose? Perhaps it was diluted with water. The effects didn't seem diluted in any way. I hope that f*cker gave him his money.
The dose of ipecac will be different for different patients. Follow your doctor's orders or the directions on the label. The following information includes only the average doses of ipecac. If your dose is different, do not change it unless your doctor tells you to do so.
* For oral dosage form (syrup):
o For treatment of poisoning:
+ Adults and teenagers—The usual dose is 15 to 30 milliliters (mL) (1 to 2 tablespoonfuls), followed immediately by one full glass (240 mL) of water. The dose may be repeated one time after twenty to thirty minutes if vomiting does not occur.
Alien plant life invades Earth...
Wow, that's 43Mb. No wonder the quality is so good. :thumbsup:
At The Gay Bar.....
Was that you dying at the console? :mg:
Was that you dying at the console? :mg:
if I say yes, will I be mocked? ( coz i think I'm allergic to mocking )
Better take some Benadryl then.
On second thought, take two.
(That was a lot better than the Viking Kittens version, I must say. Actually I say that without the slightest drop of sarcasm, which, as you may come to understand, is unusual, to say the least)
frig the benadryl...chloropromozine baby......hell yea
I haven't been to PEI since 1958. How about posting some pictures in the "Cities and Travel" section? :)
can do...I'll get the camera out tomorrow
"This is indeed a dark city, and we're
bringing the light. You know, wherever soldiers go, there goes the word of God"
Eh, Californians. :biggrin:
This was entertaining.
How We Built the Quintessential Sentry Gun
The idea of this project was to create a fully-automated sentry gun, capable of picking out a human target and accurately tracking and shooting him or her in the heart.
Talk
Action"This is indeed a dark city, and we're bringing the light. You know, wherever soldiers go, there goes the word of God"
Just what we need, a gov't functionary running around, performing catholic rituals on civilian properties.
I'm not sure how you can ever live down being run over by your own car...
http://www.otbackup.net/files/AdriaBmwDriftCrash.mpg
...that is, assuming he lived.
Well, at least he had his a jumpsuit on.
This was entertaining.
How We Built the Quintessential Sentry Gun
I want one. Or three.
I'm not sure how you can ever live down being run over by your own car...
http://www.otbackup.net/files/AdriaBmwDriftCrash.mpg
...that is, assuming he lived.
Either he or his heirs will have to sue the manufacturer due to a lack of a label warning "do not exit moving vehicle during stunt show."
I was thinking six. One for each corner of the house and one for each non-adjoining corner of the porch. Each with a 270 degree FOV would cover the entire area around the house with some overlap.
I'm not sure how you can ever live down being run over by your own car...
http://www.otbackup.net/files/AdriaBmwDriftCrash.mpg
...that is, assuming he lived.
Still, it is good to see the Darwin Awards going video, now. It was pretty cool reading about all the idiots in the world taking themselves out of the gene pool, but it is even cooler to watch.
Trailer for "The Shining," done Disney style:
http://www.abum.com/show/8221/shining.wmv
Funnier than it sounds. Really, click it.
That was good. Give ya chills how effective packaging can reveal or conceal the contents.
I'm not sure how you can ever live down being run over by your own car...
http://www.otbackup.net/files/AdriaBmwDriftCrash.mpg
...that is, assuming he lived.
When I was
young and dumb, we did something like this for fun. It turned out a little different, thankfully. We went to a big parking lot at the mall. I was driving a 1969 VW Beetle at the time. I noticed that if I was backing up and had the wheel cranked all the way to the left or right (left was easier, I don't dare say safer, because the driver's door was then on the inside of the circle) and eased out the clutch, the car would obediently idle along in a nice circle. And thanks to some interesting German geometry in the steering, there was no inclination for the steering to return to center. I leave the why as an exercise for the mechanical engineers in the audience.
Putt putt putt putt around she went. The car had small but functional running boards on it and we stood on them, waving to each other in our little one car circular parade. I don't know who was the first one to step off, but once we did, we found the car utterly unimpressed with its new driverless condition.
Putt putt putt putt, round and round and round. At idle the little car chugged along about as fast as a fast walk. We pretened it was a bull as we waved an imaginary cape in front of it. Putt putt putt. We pretened to be scared of the car and ran away (in a circle, of course) from it as it "chased us down". Thank god no one tripped and fell. Though light, the little car didn't have much ground clearance and we would have had some serious scrapes at best.
Run run run, putt putt putt. I was running away from it and getting a little dizzy going in circles, and I stopped for a moment, since I had a pretty big head start. Well as the car backed toward me, instead of running away again, I stepped toward the advancing back bumper, up onto the license plate light, the rear window and with another step was on top of the car!
Putt putt putt putt. I went around once, but because I was laughing so hard, we were all laughing, and because there was nothing to hold onto up there, I walked forward to the windshield, stepped down onto the hood, made a bit of a left turn to the inside front fender and then jumped off.
Everybody got a turn, no one got run over, the car didn't get any permanent dents, and we didn't even get in trouble with the mall security. Man, that was fun. I miss that little old car. Putt putt putt.
:lol:
Trailer for "The Shining," done Disney style:
http://www.abum.com/show/8221/shining.wmv
Funnier than it sounds. Really, click it.
There's another one, for West Side Story[font=Arial Narrow][mov][/font].
And here's one for
Titanic.
Every now and then I forget that there are people out there like this. It reminds me of the joys of religion.
http://www.big-boys.com/articles/tradingspouses.html
"Crazy lady from this weeks episode of Trading Spouses. I bet her husband changed all the locks as soon as she left. This woman needs her own show, I would watch every week."
Narnia --- Lion, Witch and Wardrobe How dey do dat. Chapter 5 visual effects. :)
Another Google Video star. This guy's got mad skillz.
The tourist that taped the video has mad skills too. How hard would it be to get up off the damn bench so we could get a clear view without all the foot traffic getting in the way? What a lazy ass.
I started looking through google video and found
the Archive of American Television interview with Fred Rogers. It's a long one -- 9 parts, each 30 minutes.
He was one of the coolest, gentlest people who ever lived. I'd watch the whole thing if I had time, but I'm at work so I had to turn it off after the first part. He really had a gift for pulling you into his world and keeping you mesmerized, and he's not doing it deliberately -- he's just Mister Rogers.
Yes! It's easy to make fun of Mr. Rogers, and a lot of people have. But the man was awesome. Every day, he used his show to make people's lives better. He wasn't peddling anything. He didn't have lots of action figures to sell. He wasn't an attention whore with a big ego. He was just a simple man, trying to get kids started off on the right foot in life by building up their self esteem while teaching them a little about how the world worked.
She used to cross paths with Fred Rogers.
That's right. She lived in Mister Roger's Neighborhood.
I used to sit with a guitar while the kids were watching and try to play along with kids shows theme music. Barney was very unimaginitive. Sesame Street (esp. the old theme) had blues ties, but Mr. Roger's music was tough to follow along. It's jazz related, but it's the kind of jazz that fits with what you would expect from a 1950's presbyterian music major.
I remember when it used to be in black and white. It took a couple years longer to switch over than the commercial stations.
did you know that Fred Rogers was the original drummer for Led Zeppelin before John Bonham joined?
My dorm in college was up the block from the place Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood was filmed.
Scratching one bottle rocket idea off my list...
http://emyrs.com/humor/new/ass_bottle_rocket.wmvholy fucking shit. oh my fucking god. what a DUMBASS!
I don't know about this film , but one i saw recently had the line ,
" Dude Hold your sack up out of the way " ,
Now I have done some STUPID things in my life,
but the line
" hold your sack up out of the way" has NEVER , EVER been said to me !!!!!!!
Though it is wise to adjust your " PACKAGE " when repelling down a building ,
Like the guys at
Fazed said.
David Copperfield is the devil.
http://www.mindcrap.com/comments.php?id=414_0_1_0Um...uh...wow?
This has *got* to be special effects in video somehow.
No, I have a reasonable guess as to how he did it.
It involves very stiff clothing and a good sense of balance.
And in either case is a serious job of performing.
Aw, you guys are dumb. It's easy to tell how that was done. He used magic. :lol:
...
"Crazy lady from this weeks episode of Trading Spouses....."
For the crazy lady fan in your life:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=6225867209Latest Pop Culture Icon™ or not, $810 for that thing is ridiculous. 16 hrs to go on the auction. How high will it go??
(yes, of course I'm jealous that I didn't think of it first.)
I don't think godwarrior2 is a serious bidder somehow....
Funny cat videos. Safe for work, kids, but people might wonder why you're laughing so loud.
Equal time entry:
Dumbest dog ever.From dumb dog to
Smart car. Amazing.
A trailer for the movie "
Big".
the hazzards of window washing!
Holy Shit!Wow.. that window washing video is crazy.
I randomly clicked on a link on that page and found
this amusing article about a 19-year-old who used a barcode program he downloaded to try buying an iPod for $4.99. Gee, don't you think that'd be just a tad suspicious? :P
But what's really amusing is the statement he wrote to police:
[INDENT]"I will NEVER EVER DO THIS EVER AGAIN and I am once more terribly sorry," Baldino wrote. "Please let me go for I am terribly sorry!!! I'm only a kid! Help me out. I just want to go home. I did this not knowing of the serious penalty that lies behind it. Please! Please! Please!"[/INDENT]
:P
Aren't we all searching for
balance?Those were both awesome, BigV! :)
Thank you ToastyKen. I must give credit to SonofV, the Elder, home for the holidays just yesterday. We spent the morning swapping computer stuff. I reckon there'll be plenty more to come. I only included those two 'cause they came up early in the conversation. Glad you enjoyed them, I sure did!
Aren't we all searching for balance?
I enjoyed this one. It was strangely appealing.
Very nice animations! Liked them both, but the first a little bit more... ;)
Bowing to your helpfulness, ToastyKenSan...
time to lock 'n load for all of you full-auto wannabes!
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5854686068870249151
That's really interesting, I ....wait a minute...THAT'S MY FREAKING CAR!!!!
I was wondering if they rigged that car to explode. I always thought that exploding vehicles with gunfire was a Hollywood gimmick.
I do think the 9-year-old girl shooting the 50 cal was a little disturbing.
BTW, the scariest sound wasn't the pop-pop-pop, it was the buzzsaw sound I heard. That must have been at least 1200 rpm. It sounded like a WWII MG42 'burp' gun.
A trailer for the movie "Big".
I also liked the trailer for
The Shining that turned it into a 'relationship' movie.
Injured. Injured bad.
The. Worst. Job. Ever.
Anything you can do, I can do better... The battle of the sexes rages on.
How do you work this thing?
Aerobics with orca. Gulp. Make that a Big Gulp. REEally big.
Rocket Man. How do you say "Major Tom" in Japanese?
Lotus versus Apache. Ho-lee crap!
58,000 pounds of thrust.
Bouncy and Fun.
Defies description. Reminds me of the Wizard of Space and Time, from Spike and Mike. If you don't know, I can't explain.
Enjoy!
F**king EGGGGGGGsalant Big V !!!!
Sucks for us dial up folks ,
But still Well Done !!!
Thank you zippyt!
I laughed til I cried about the injured fellow. I watched that maybe 20 times. Worst job was actually funnier the second trip through, when I called DaughterofV over to watch. Couldn't keep a straight face. Don't miss the battle of the sexes one, either.
I liked them all. The two chinese guys lyp sinching has SonofV on an absolute tear of lip synching. God. I just burned him an mp3 cd of about 70 tracks he chose from my iTunes library. He's standing right here performing them all. Latest: "but I'm gonna need a chorus!" :chuckles: He's lovin the mp3 capable radio boombox from Santa (yes, Santa). Frankly, we're both very entertained. Maybe his video will get posted miming Kung Fu Fighting or Brick House. You should see him. Hysterical.
I saw "Lotus versus Apache. " on sat tv this summer ,
Check out their web site at ,
http://www.topgear.com/
Worth the look ,
Look for the vid of a Mits Evo - v - a Lambo , VERRRRRRRRRRY Cool !!!!!
I called my wife in to see the battle of the sexes , her comments were " well you can't blame a guy for trying !!!"
Top Gear is fantastic, I remember them doing that and racing against a Harrier jump jet!
You should see some of their other stuff to, blowing up caravans every other week, plus trying to destroy a Toyota pick-up and failing (even after putting in the roof of a 20 storey block of flats before it was demolished!)
I love the diet hot-rod on the first page of Carbage, so pitiful :).
I saw the Whole Toyota pickup thing , they beat the HELL out of that thing and it just kept GOING !!!!!
One of the most impressive was when they put a Mits. Evo against a Lambo , The Evo not only kept up ( with its 4 cylinder engine -v- the 10 cylindes ?? in the lambo ) ,
but I think bested the Lambo
Aerobics with orca. Sorry for faulty link before.
Look. Just MOVING that amount of weight has GOT to be difficult. Actually, though she has reeeeeeeeeeeeally let herself go, I admire her willingness to exercise--and IN THAT OUTFIT! Wow! I loves me some denial.
Not to mention she is doing it in front of a camera.
I admire her for her willingness to be filmed that way, even if she had no idea it would end up on the internet. Takes a real confident person. I don't admire her for letting herself go like that. It's not healthy.
You have to wonder about a person's mental wellbeing when they willingly put themselves out there knowing they will be the butt of a joke :eek: :eek: (pun intended)
Most Professional comedians do exactly that, like Carrot Top or Lucy. :D
At least they get paid - this poor girl just has no self worth, its just sad...
Her current condition may be the result of having lost a great deal of weight as well. That may have been excess skin.
No that WAS bluber , fat , babby got WAY to MUCH back !!!!!!
Seeing as I only have dial up , i only had to watch the first few seconds to VETO watching the rest of this clip !!!
I just eat for GODS sake !!!!!!!
Hey, she's got a pretty good TV, and I bet it has all the pay channels too. You know there's plenty of food and beer in the fridge, and honestly, she looks like a very comfortable sofa.
Damn, NBN. I've seen people treated like doormats, but a sofa? :lol:
I couldn't see the fat person video! It says it's not there anymore.
Dang it!
that's a big
D'OH!
DIE!
That would be my final answer, Regis!
I couldn't see the fat person video! It says it's not there anymore.
Dang it!
You may regret clicking this link.i know i - as curious as i was - sure am regretting!! :worried:
The model tower video, you just see it coming, poor guy watches his masterpiece crumble. Still funny though :lol:.
As I watched the tower one, I couldn't help but feel the whole thing was staged. The "reporter" seemed to go out of his way to knock the tower down.
It was a set up, don't know if the reporter was
in on it but I think so. When was the last time you saw a reporter without a wireless mike or a mike with a cord the size of 12-3 cable. :eyebrow:
When I visited my dentist recently, I was telling him about my new project making on-board motorcycle videos. He's an avid skydiver, and offered to let me watch a DVD
RADIX that his BASE jumping buddies had made. I was blown away by what I saw. I have a second clip I can post a little later if you like this (it's even more amazing). Need to conserve bandwidth...
http://www.gromitspapa.com/radix1.wmv (36 MB)
Wow, papa. You gonna run your bike off a cliff? :lol:
Can't wait for the second installment.
There will be only *one* episode. Do not miss it.
I'll take that as a yes, no?
http://www.gromitspapa.com/radix2.wmv (53 MB ha ha)
GP...how do the wingsuited BASE jumpers walk with those giant balls crammed between their legs?
Those guys are officially crazy. Wolf? Room for several, please.
A 1000 pound Bull by the name of "Little Birdy" wreaks
havoc on the money seats
So, I guess that thing about bovines not being able to go down stairs isn't entirely true.
At one point, someone on the observation plane says, "Oh, that's cool".
He was right.Aw that was just another part of the great space hoax and I even know how they did it. They built a space/desert set and then filmed Tinkerbell flying in. :D
GP , I just finished grabbing the first clip , the last jumper has some BIG ASS Brass ones , he flew for a LONG time befor dumping his 'shute !!!!
I would have to change my skivies after doing ANY thing like that !!!!!!
I'l get back to ya in a few days , as I am on dial up .
GP , I just finished grabbing that clip , those guys are officialy [Ghetto] STUPID !!![/Ghetto]
SMART car vs. concrete barrier @ 70 mph
http://www.ezprezzo.com/videoclips/smart.html
that'll buff right out! :neutral:
yet another near Darwin Award candidate
http://ralph.ninemsn.com.au/media/video/insane.wmv
What a stupid jerk. I almost wish the train hit him, but that would be unfair to the poor train operator and the guys who would have to clean up the mess.
SMART car vs. concrete barrier @ 70 mph
http://www.ezprezzo.com/videoclips/smart.html
that'll buff right out! :neutral:
I want one.
I want one too. Not the wall, the car.
One what? Concrete barrier? Video clip? Certainly not that piece of shit car. :eyebrow:
I think that
this kid might be spending a little bit too much time on that game.
Doesn't look like he's very good at it either. It's in German or Norwegian or something, so I can't tell what he's freaking out about, but it looks like he might be lagging, then getting killed as a result.
At any rate, his parents need to maybe....i dunno...turn it off for awhile.
Gromitspapa --
Those are very funny. I like the purple plastic nutsack hanging from the back of THE FLAME. And on the third one, the flyer, I think they de-tuned the trebuchet so the landing would happen in the frame. Too bad, properly engineered, that car could have been flung much further.
To the others in the audience similarly inclined to trebuchet fever, I'll
fling out this link.mrnoodle --
What a scary video! Actually, I've seen it in my own home. I wonder why make the tape in the first place. For someone *that* far gone, reason is a faded memory, and seeing themselves in the throes of agony would have little effect. You're right. Pull the plug. Time for an intervention.
I assume you're talking about mrnoodle's link, V. Maybe the clip is to show the shrink. :)
That kid speaks german, but I think it's faked...
And that german engineer reminds me of the neonazis in Big Lebowski...
I think that this kid might be spending a little bit too much time on that game.
Why do you think they call it World of Warcrack?
I liked it when he busted the ESC key off the keyboard and then carefully placed it back on because he still needed it.
Hmm, I doubt that was WoW. Unless he radically changed his keyboard settings, he didn't look as though he was playing WoW. Besides, the BGM in that game does not sound like WoW BGM.
Jet powered batsuit...
...because leaping out of a helicopter and soaring down the mountainsides at low altitude and high speeds just wasn't crazy enough.
At the end of the second video, he says he maintained forward flight at a constant altitude of 2000 meters for around 30 seconds. Amazing.
Looking at the background, at the end of the second video, I wonder if that's where he landed? It looks pretty populated. :mg:
Oh my god that is even more funny than the backyard rollercoaster!!
I like how he just drops and it seems like nothing is happening - and then zooooom! He becomes a speck on the horizon.
http://www.youtube.com/?v=fBXf9rdyJKM
The kid's got potential, if he doesn't get beaten up first. (For those not familiar with The Magic Flute, the piece he's singing is a) very famous and b) usually sung by a woman.)
A mother's plea for the killing of Sarasto. Wonderful!
But he won't have a voice like that for long. He already has some problems, but nevertheless it's beautiful.
Wow. I almost popped a hernia watching it! I especially like the open vowel ah-ah-aha-h-ah-ah-ah sections. What a beautiful voice. I wonder if Kevin in Sin City sounded that way. :snark:
Methinks they should lengthen his suspenders. ;)
Opera sure lost a lot after the pope outlawed castrati.
(
recording of the real deal)
Wow, check out the
blind guitarist. :mg:
The kid's got potential, if he doesn't get beaten up first. (For those not familiar with The Magic Flute, the piece he's singing is a) very famous and b) usually sung by a woman.)
Historically, women were not allowed to perform opera so the women's parts were always performed by pre-pubescent boys. It may be that traditional opera training limits the curriculum for boys to women's parts until they are older. He might also consider some martial arts training to balance his vocal training, though.:)
Blind guitarist should hook up with
Bill Clements, the one-handed bass player. (Warning: extreme talent)
Damn, UT. Think of all the things you could be doing with the other hand. :mg:
With that hand? Like what? Crushing a can? :lol:
But damn cool playing
I don't understand. What's he plucking the strings with?
His (only) left hand.
He could probably fit a pick to the prostethis, but that wouldn't be as cool.
But what about when he has a fingering that requires his pinky to go down? Is his pinky always plucking and it just looks like it's pressing down on the strings?
When you push down or "fret" the string fast and hard enough, it will ring the string a little without having to pluck it. It's known as "hammering on". This guy has a bandanna around the top of the neck so the strings don't vibrate unless he's doing that. So he can turn up and get the most out of the hammer on.
My fingers are tired just from watching that. Leet shredding skills. If he could figure out a way to get a little more attack on the notes, he'd be better than 90% of all bassists, and with only half the arms. He's still better than most. Kinda makes me feel like a dolt for not practicing.
I just saw the blind guitarist
:eek:
I have a hard time with some of that stuff playing with my eyes open and my hand where it's "supposed" to be. I *still* suck at sweep picking. Damn. Back to the woodshed.
BTW, why do blind guitarists play with their hands upside down?
why do blind guitarists play with their hands upside down?
I was wondering that for awhile, then I was wondering why everybody else doesn't? :bass:
I can't see either video from work, but I am aware of an amazing blind guitarist, Jeff Healy (he's rather well known in fact, not the least of reasons being his appearance in "Roadhouse", the Patrick Swazey barfight movie). He plays with the axe flat on his lap, plucking with one hand and fretting with the other. It is a much more traditionally percussive sort of technique, akin to hammering-on ala Stanley Jordan, but with plucking thrown in as well.
Talent pisses me off. People who have it piss me off even more. :lol:
fasten your seatbelts and place your tray table in the upright and locked position
Hang a left at the Louvre
some pigeons may have been harmed in the making of this film:eek:
Damn, that was stupid and dangerous and juvenile and sooooo cooooool.:D
Outstanding!
*clap clap clap*
Fucking cool.
I would love to see that same run done by a pro rally driver.
or a pro F1 driver with a better car ,
Though it looks like need for speed with traffic ,
WAAAAAAAY COOL !!!!
I would SOOOOO Love to do this !!!!
Incidentally, it seems that the director <a href="http://www.chasecam.com/rendezvous/automobilereview.html">admitted to being the driver</a>, and it wasn't really a Ferrari, but <a href="http://www.geocities.com/oflint/index.html">his own Mercedes</a>, though with Ferrari sounds dubbed over. (You can tell the soundtrack is edited together if you listen carefully.) Also, here's an interesting <a href="http://hypertextbook.com/facts/2005/Rendezvous.shtml">analysis of speed</a>.
Thanks for the links, Ken! An interesting story...
I didn't watch this through to the end, but I saw enough of it to know that it is the same film that my brother in law brought home from the library back in the early 80's on a 16mm film. At the end, the driver gets out of the car and goes up to meet a girl (apparently, that was tossed in to give the appearance that there had been a reason for the hot ass driving through Paree, and end the film with a little giggle). Did that occur in the linked version?
Leprechaun apparition in Alabama
I guess the Virgin Mary was busy elsewhere.
Titanic 2. How cool is this? ;)
That's weird...... our government actually trying to track down an illegal alien.:eyebrow:
Paris vid==way cool. :thumbsup:
Here are a few links of other vehicular mayhem. Warning. They're fascinating to watch and all, but heavy. People die. Or if not die, then are maimed. Or at least soil themselves. But I think some die. I practically soiled myself watching.
Crash Compilation #1
Crash Compilation #2
Crash Compilation #3 (warning: Crazy Frog0
Crash Compilation #4 (same warning)
Actually, there are tons of these videos. zomg.
my favorite of all of em was in the 4th compilation (i hate that frog though), where the bicyclist tried to push the other one over. They both fell, and then one of the bystanders pwned the pusher.
Anyone who stands along the side of the road during a rally is just asking to be killed.
Oh somewhere i saw a crash compilation video with a guy ona dirtbike flying up a ramp, at the apogee of his flight he kicks his legs back, tucks them in again and lands inside his van which was parked next to his landing ramp. You see the van lurch forward a bit.
I can't remember which of the 8 trillion video sites it was on.
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/121835/what_can_go_wrong/
HA! I'm brilliant! I bookmarked it. the guy w/ the dirtbike is the third crash. There are some intense ones.
the dangers of changing tires....
beep beep!!
ouch
see ya"All-time greatest on-air
proposal"
(audio nsfw)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMH0bHeiRNg
It gets funnier as you go through. And no one gets hurt!
The Spirit of Truth
Perform a search on
youtube for "the Spirit of Truth".
Cut that bitch off.....
BIOTCHSonfoV says
Legend of Zelda We Are The Champions ROCKS!
Surely there is something in Leviticus that prohibits this.
The irony of the song chosen by the Chosen People struck me only in retrospect.
Okay...that was insane. And great.
Something kinda' hot about that cute redhead all covered with Pepsi... I need help.
who remembers potato cannons?
ahh, no regrets for my youth.
Remembers? I have one. :D
eepybird, funny as hell!
I want to see the video of one of those idiots in the church parking lot spike one and have it launch *back at* him.
The Incredible Machine! Rube Goldberg would be proud.
Wow, theat was amazing. When I was in college one of my techers gave us an assignment the first day of class to build a "golfball machine" where balls numbered one through six had to be set loose simultaneously and arrive at the other end of the machine in a new order, something like 3,1,6,5,2,4.
The machine had to reset itself so it could go a second time without any adjustments. He gave us two days to be finished.
After we had our designs figured out and built, it still took hours of finessing to get the things to work every time.
I bet that video represents months of work. Really astounding too, the use of everyday objects, books as ramps, etc.
I'd like to see the discovery channel program on that one. Obviously the person who built it doesn't have access to the cellar.
who remembers potato cannons?
We used to make Tennis ball cannons , we had to stop when we got the bright Idea of sorking a tennis ball in Karoseen over nite " It will look SOOOO F'n COOL flying thru the air !!!"
It did untill it rolled under that parked car :eek:
who remembers potato cannons?
We used to make Tennis ball cannons , we had to stop when we got the bright Idea of sorking a tennis ball in Karoseen over nite " It will look SOOOO F'n COOL flying thru the air !!!"
It did untill it rolled under that parked car :eek:
Oh yeah! TRACERS gotta love it.
At my father in law's ashes scattering service we gave him a 21 gun potato cannon salute. After the first few my wife felt the novelty had worn thin...
I thought it was glorious.
21 gun potato cannon salute
You should have made a 7 shooter and had friends help you reload !!!
fucking ESTES model rockets!
Why didn't I have access to black powder???
I am so into these as soon as the inchling is old enough. We're in farm country now, this is where I grew up:
fucking ESTES model rockets!
Good luck... I've read the engines are now practically a controlled substance. Anyway, why wait?
Very, very funny.
Laughing out loud funny, literally. If you can watch this with the sound on and not crack up, you need help.
They shouldn't have called that SockChucks...they should have called it NumNutz.
Sorry...I should have quoted the video ref. I am a page or two behind. The link entitled "wrongness", not the least of which reason being the shareware-like delay before you see the video of some idiot numchuking with a pair of tube socks instead of sticks on a chain.
And, in keeping with my lateness on this...the eepybird video is *awesome*.
Good luck... I've read the engines are now practically a controlled substance. Anyway, why wait?
You just can't get them in quantity via mail order. You can still buy them retail, I believe.
Very, very funny. Laughing out loud funny, literally. If you can watch this with the sound on and not crack up, you need help.
That's one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Incredibly infectious.
Holy drumsticks, Batman!
That was so disturbing that I had to stop watching after the first relaxed flab wobble.
Very, very funny. Laughing out loud funny, literally. If you can watch this with the sound on and not crack up, you need help.
If they all laugh at the same time, you know they all have to cry at the same time too ...
Very, very funny. Laughing out loud funny, literally. If you can watch this with the sound on and not crack up, you need help.
Thanks V, that was good for the heart.
a
spoof of the acapella Honda ad (#478)
Found this just surfing around youtube
video
* perspective of Philly with good background music* 3:15 long
--
Wolf might like it--
RC plane gymnastics
synchronized swimming is next with RC submarines...
That was soooo cool!
I so second that. Amazing!
--Wolf might like it--
Wolf does ... that's an amazing piece of work for someone who claims to have basically just thrown it together.
Way cool stuff.
I did keep wondering if I recognized the recurring crazy homeless guy.
This is for any sad drummers out there.
Great...now I'm *really* sad. Buddy Rich was *awesome*.
RC plane gymnastics
Am I supposed to feel like I've wasted my whole life now that I've watched this? 'Cause I do.
That was some seriously skilled RC work.
This is for any sad drummers out there.
http://drummerworld.com/Videos/buddyrichmuppet1.html
I've watched a lot of Muppets, and I've never seen Animal get his ass kicked before. Yowza!
Just back from Iraq?
Welcome home!Just back from Iraq?
Welcome home!
I hope he kicked their asses.
http://worksafevideos.com/movies/little_girl_giant.php
Someone added a song. We've seen pictures of this parade but it hasn't been presented this way.:sniff:
Her tongue is segmented.
Disturbing.
Her tongue is segmented.
Disturbing.
It's a puppet guys :p
Something about the puppet and the song is whimsy to me but that is the girl in me I guess. I loved dolls.
I shouldn't scoff. Once when I was little I had one of those 'life sized dolls'
It creeped me out so bad. One day I remember my dad was going to the dump. I aked him to please take it and he did!? I didn't think much about it now but looking back I wonder why he was so willing to chuck the thing too.
I almost forgot the reason I came to this thread. I found some olde tyme movies!!
http://www.jonhs.com/freemovies/index.htmIt's a puppet guys :p
I shouldn't scoff. Once when I was little I had one of those 'life sized dolls'
It creeped me out so bad. One day I remember my dad was going to the dump. I aked him to please take it and he did!? I didn't think much about it now but looking back I wonder why he was so willing to chuck the thing too.
If he's anything like me he gets creeped out too. My daughters got a baby doll that weighs the same as the real deal with realistic skin eyes hair etc... It really gives me the willies.
If he's anything like me he gets creeped out too. My daughters got a baby doll that weighs the same as the real deal with realistic skin eyes hair etc... It really gives me the willies.
Yes, I imagine he did too. :)
Ninja's in Training.OUCH
what the F
I almost forgot the reason I came to this thread. I found some olde tyme movies!!
http://www.jonhs.com/freemovies/index.htm
If I remember correctly,
Battleship Potemkin is mentioned in Clancy's
Red Storm Rising. I'll have to watch it when I get a chance.
Thanks for the link Skysidhe.
.
I almost forgot the reason I came to this thread. I found some olde tyme movies!!
http://www.jonhs.com/freemovies/index.htm
In the cartoons section, as a matter of fact the first one, is Betty Boop in Minnie the Moocher.
The first couple minutes are Cab Calloway and his band on film, not animated, in which Cab struts his stuff. He even does a forward version of moon walking......great stuff. :thumb2:
Frank Zappa on Crossfire from 1986
Zappa: The biggest threat to America today is not communism; it's moving America towards a fascist theocracy and everything that has happened during the Reagan administration. Is steering us right down that pipe
Frank Zappa on Crossfire from 1986
Zappa: The biggest threat to America today is not communism; it's moving America towards a fascist theocracy and everything that has happened during the Reagan administration. Is steering us right down that pipe
If there's anything scarier than FZ as a prophet, I'm not sure what it would be.
That's unbelievable. :eek:
Happy morning! Creepy/Awesome Folgers commercial via
Boing Boing.
Thoroughly awful. If my guardian spirit sneaked up on me in bed that way, I'd shoot it in the head, and damn the consequences.
Those aren't guardian spirits! They are Morning Elementals. And as such, thoroughly evil.
a SOUTH PARK MOVIE
http://www.piczo.com/allaboutsouthpark?g=9427951&cr=3
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Impossible
That is a trick. Set up. Two midgets. End of story.
Happy morning! Creepy/Awesome Folgers commercial via Boing Boing.
really bad advertising. That's all . End of story.
OR
oh no,,,it's a 'Cocoon' movie rip off commercial. THey all jacked up on Folgers coffee. Where do you think they got that youthful vigor hummm? * rubbing chin *
Those aren't guardian spirits! They are Morning Elementals. And as such, thoroughly evil.
At Festival, we refer to the Sun as the Big Blazing Ball of Pain in the Sky. Most of us don't get a lot of sleep at Festival, nor do we wake up entirely sober most days.
If there's anything scarier than FZ as a prophet, I'm not sure what it would be.
No kidding, dead on dude.
Speaking of dead....
Giant Centipede VS Tarantula
Giant Bat-Eating Centipede
Giant centipede eating mouse.It is not showing-up for some reason.
You're better off...people are brain dead.
Giant Centipede VS Tarantula
Giant Bat-Eating Centipede
Giant centipede eating mouse.
You know, I'm pretty fond of most creatures that tend to produce phobias, like snakes and spiders and such. But for some reason centipedes really creep me out. I think it might the the way they move so fast, and they're really agressive. If I saw a centipede like the ones in the videos I would either be running or it would be dead on sight.
I searched hi and low in the Entertainment section for this thread. I SO didn't know it was in quality images:p
I think our posts being 'quality images' is questionable.
[COLOR=Purple]Muppets[/COLOR]
http://www.dailyhappypill.com/top_50_funny_animations.htmShe's only got 1 speed.......great!:eek:
Intense 10-speed skills
That's a
fixed gear bike (see discussion of such in the Bikes! thread) but awesome skillz!:cool:
p'raps the wrenchers in the house would comment on the lack of fork angle and how that makes the bike respond like that, please?
It's probably a stunt bike unless the Germans build their bikes with a small angle neck. There is enough angle to have a "fall away" when raised off the floor and left to it's own devices, though.
Either way, she's really, really good. :D
p'raps the wrenchers in the house would comment on the lack of fork angle and how that makes the bike respond like that, please?
I think you mean fork RAKE, which is the curvy bit at the end. Fork rake acts as a dampener somewhat, and it also increases the wheel base abit. Both things REDUCE response in handling, but confer a smoother ride.
A racing bike has less fork rake in order to give a better/faster handling response and also less dampening means more pedaling energy goes into forward motion.
I've seen a few straight forks, but usually on bmx or mountain bikes, the latter having shocks. I'm thinking having the center of the hub in line with the steering column (head tube) must give a direct response when turning rather than a lag. I'm not entirely sure about this last bit.
In any case, she has some angry skilz
I don't think a male could do some of those things without a whole lot of pain.
Well that was a great video, but what does it have to do with NEWARK NAZ STUDENT MINISTRIES???
http://www.nnsm.org/index.aspYou won't believe
this video.
Classic footage from 1944, the Ross sisters, Aggie, Maggie and Elmira.
These 3 girls sing for about a minute, then do some fantastic contortions. :eek:
1. I think I saw these girls in a Three Stooges Video once.
2. It would take incredible physical strength to do some of those contortions.
3. I'll bet they got some real interesting date requests.
Let's see 'em do it naked!
NSFW
Oh. My.
The problem with flash videos is that you don't get the handy fastforward button.
First Church of Goatse was amusing, as were the celebrity cameos at the end.
Sneaking into Atlanta water parks during the off season is fun, but it's a
lot of fun when you
bring rollerblades.
Kitsune...what a great video!! I was a skateboarder*back in the day*. But those guys have some style!
But those guys have some style!
Yeah, I thought the music was awesome, too!
after the thrill of Mentos & Diet Coke wears off; time to up the ante to
tannerite:rolleyes: The accents sound as though the guys are from the south. Who wooda thunk it?
Unable to comment, but when I showed it to my wife she ran away:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7944120785440746924I don't blame her! :eek2:
Um...what happens to the balloon? I mean, the chick appears to have completely swallowed it. This cannot be good for the digestive system.
On the other hand, she could teach a college level course on how to suppress the gag reflex.
I wondered if she slowly deflated it, or maybe they cut out the part where she opens her mouth and it pops out like a can of nuts snake.
That's gotta be a wierd sensation when it pops.
:eek: Absolutely Amazing
Talent, but not an ounce of common sense or regard for another humans life.
Enjoy
I was hoping for a crash.
So to make up for the girl with the balloon I showed my wife this:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2907281319144622471
I think maybe I should quit when I am behind.
Check out this guy's
flying dude video. :eek:
Or, maybe you'd like to see "
The World's Most Expensive Home".:D
Kisrael posted this link to
Alfredo, the Big Blue Disk stick man.
I was hoping for a crash.
your wish is granted...

not a video but pics of the ummm...
remains
**DON"T CLICK ON THESE IF YOU HAVE A WEAK STOMACH FOR GORE**
death on the highway
uncovered
:yeldead:
:greenface
Does anyone else find some of
these ads somewhat creepy? Especially ads #15, #37, and #96? (mouse over the videos to get the titles)
"Discover a place...before the president starts a war there."
Umm Kits? That link goes to a page with only thirteen ads.
Umm Kits? That link goes to a page with only thirteen ads.
Right. Mouse-over and check the titles for the numbers they've assigned them.
This may not be safe for work although it's more funny than anything. Risqué maybe.:D
This
waitress is amazing....never seen anything like it, :eek:
Oh, and safe for work too.
Here is another great
qvc Fbomb. This unlucky sap cracks his nugget pretty bad!!
...and while on google video, i found this
great classic
If you've got sound, give
this cartoon a look. ;)
How about this one? Probably already posted here, but it fits with the QVC ones.
The Duel
Put your speakers on.
Holy cow, HM....that's incredible. :eek:
http://videosift.com/story.php?id=6137
15-and-a-half minutes in... perfect.
Bush Quotes + Duelling Banjos...
I almost put this in the ' How are you feeling today' thread.
I'm feeling like THIS little riding hood. ( almost there)
http://202online.com/video.aspx?id=119Good one, skysidhe.
That site also has
Superstring.
One match....one fuse....3.2 million firecrackers.....two minutes of bedlam. :D
Thanks xoB:)
woah, amazing! :eek: those firecrakers!
U of Utah "
Mouse Party", interactive explanation of how street drugs work in the brain.
Believe it or not, it's pretty cool. :cool:
Shit. :(
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3 crazy kids set up a
dominos effect all through the house using video cassettes, books, bottles, you name it. They even used bars of soap in the bathroom. So-so quality video and in Japanese, but really cool. :D
A very poorly ridden Harley. The soundtrack is funny, too...
http://my.break.com/Media/View.aspx?ContentID=134035&ChannelName=movies
Looks like NC/GA's
Tail of the Dragon. I've seen countless motorcycles scrape off the edge on that highway and find their way down a mountain.
No idea why the people in the car would think not to stop and why the riders would "beat their ass", though.
http://www.maniacworld.com/shark_vs_octopus.htm
[FONT=Century Gothic][SIZE=4]shark vs octopus :worried:[/SIZE][/FONT]
That wasn't a shark, it was a dolphin!
Cut that out, Spexxvet. :lol:
That wasn't a shark, it was a dolphin!
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What's Pink Floyd got to do with it? :lol:
Bad day at work? You need
The Naked Mole Rat Web Cam (scroll down). Witness digging fits, traffic pile ups, and general spastic chaos.
Darth's son,
Chad Vader, supermarket day manager. Funny.
This kid keeps on pushing the
limit of Motocross! He makes it look sooo easy!!!
Jesus...how does he straddle that bike with balls that large?
You know what the best part of the video was, though? Not the jump. It was when his beautiful blonde mother comes up and kisses and hugs him, and he says to her, "I'm sorry, Mom", and then embraces her while getting a bit misty looking. That young man clearly scared the living shit out of his mom doing that stunt, and I think that he only realized at that moment what a lucky, lucky young man he was.
what I imagine xob looks like and does in his spare time... Also note the vague resemblance of the chica driving to some tv star from the 70s whose name I can't recall. Farrah fawcett? (ove the hair too)
Bwahahahahaha, pretty close except blond (when I had hair).
I love the horns but would have to hide them. The driveway coming out of work crossed two RR tracks. A lot of people parked on the tracks waiting for the light......heh heh heh.
The lady has a great smile and is obviously a good sport. :grinnylov
I thought you'd like that. I live adjacent to some tracks that are in use a couple of times a week. I'd love some of those horns too.
Yeah, she does have a great smile and is obviously a good sport. ditto on the :grinnylov
Be sure to muckle on to your piece before discharging it
Ready on the left?
Ready on the right?
I didn't think so...
Hell, yeah!
I think I saw this one before with an explanation that the guy had put some sort of deer scent on himself before going over to pose with the deer. He thought there would be a neat interaction and it would make a nice video.
Oh, man. How sweet was the truck drivin' assholes gettin' their comeuppance in spades? All things considered, I'd say the guy in the BMW showed remarkable restraint, being fucked with for no good reason and all.
Uh...trucks? BMW? I'm lost? :confused:
The link after the Bro Rape one.
Oh, man. How sweet was the truck drivin' assholes gettin' their comeuppance in spades? All things considered, I'd say the guy in the BMW showed remarkable restraint, being fucked with for no good reason and all.
Yeah. It was pretty sweet. I liked the 'necks 180 turnaround: "Aww we didn't mean anything..."
For Colbert fans: fucking hilarious. I laughed until I stopped. Colbert takes on DC congresswoman Eleanor Norton. (about two minutes in)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pYQGaYyDgsColbert just keeps getting better.
Don't forget to vote for Stephen Colbert in the Hungarian
Name-That-Bridge Contest!
Do an Edit - Find on Page: Colbert
Check the box and scroll down to the bottom and press the Elkuld button.
The treadmill bike.
It's only $2500 Canadian, eh!
I liked the hommage to Napolean Dynamite at the bottom (take it off some sweet jumps)
I've got to say that's the stupidest thing I've seen in a while. :rolleyes:
Uh, why not just walk?
It "protects your feet from dirt and other contaminates commonly found on the Earth's surface."
I thought that's why Nike is paying those children $1 a year? :confused:
I thought that's why Nike is paying those children $1 a year? :confused:
I need to find a secific smilie for your remarks Bruce.
A muttley laugh.
It protects your Nikes from dirt and other contaminates commonly found on the Earth's surface.
Those children shall not have sewn in vain...
I need to find a secific smilie for your remarks Bruce.
A muttley laugh.
:haha:
The treadmill bike could have only been conceived and built by brain damaged engineers. WTF?
I assumed it was some sort of engineering student project.
Well, okay...but he's gonna have to get busy with the roach miniaturization program. And that trackball...is a ping pong ball. Sez "Sportcraft" right on it.
The roach is gonna need "track shoes".
Do you think those chicks were impressed?
You mean he was just trying to impress Suzy, down at the Mexican cigarette factory? :smack:
Yeah... La Cucaracha would be the perfect background music.
This girl's got the IQ of a geranium...
Did you get the impression her "boyfriend" was trying to off her?:brikwall:
Led Zep. Very, very early. Small venue like a club, but could be a studio. Black and white but pretty good sound. :drummer:
ps - White, or light colored, drums.
I wonder if this isn't a BBC thing? Video and sound quality are very, very pro, especially for that era.
Amazingly small kit Bonzo is playing, isn't it?
Nope...perhaps Swedish or Norse from the credits at the end.
Yes, considering how old that clip is, the quality is outstanding.
I found
this guy fascinating. A British gentleman, born in 1927, I'd guess from his handle, talking about growing up in England during the 30's and WWII.
There are 18 short clips and I haven't watched them all yet, but #13 was super. It's kind of like listening to Mr Rogers, tell it like it was. :blush:
Geriatric1927 is the #1 most subscribed user on YouTube. The gent is a net phenomenon. I'm up to #6.
All the octopus had to do was hold the shark until it suffocated. Sharks have to keep moving to keep water flowing through their gills...or so I've read.
This is pretty interesting.....
6 years of picturesI still think my cat could beat him in a staring contest.
..an interesting song about Christopher Columbus
scroll to about 1 min in
Here is his site!!Remember the old tale about playing The Wizard of Oz and Dark Side of the Moon, together? All the instructions about starting the record when Leo the lion roars the second time or something?
Somebody has put them together for you,
here. :D
I don't know whether to call them
color guards or drill teams but they are Korean and they're spectacular. :eek2:
http://grab.orsm.net/php/movies.php?file=update20060907/rickypaquette.wmv
A 15 year old guitar player that's very impressive.
Unfortunately the site is very NSFW
I love trick pool(billiard) shots and domino chains(not pizza). This video has them both. :eek:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLK3slR6XEQI don't know whether to call them color guards or drill teams but they are Korean and they're spectacular. :eek2:
There is a dude on that page taking his EYE OUT!:eek:
Wii vs PS3
SCF. You've been warned.
Wii is a bimbo.:lol:
http://www.earvolution.com/links.asp will show you 20 odd early Led Zep clips.
they also get tugged - as a sea brake
click on the show the movie link
These new tugs are meant to do this but I think I might still soil my pants the first few times working one of these!:blush:
That's a great tug boat design. :thumb:
F^(K the hurricanes... these mofos grow biguns down south!
Is it me, or was that weatherman a bit...um...light in the loafers? I mean, wow. I'm liberal and all, but...wow.
I'm sure this is just the fact that I've lived my whole life in the Midwest, and we don't usually have openly gay weathermen, but...wow.
It had to be a fireproof set to withstand his flaming. :lol:
After the whole WGA thing I'm not gonna download IE7 to see this video. I'll wait till it appears on youtube or the like.
Gay tugboats not withstanding...
Is it me, or was that weatherman a bit...um...light in the loafers? I mean, wow. I'm liberal and all, but...wow.
I'm sure this is just the fact that I've lived my whole life in the Midwest, and we don't usually have openly gay weathermen, but...wow.
Are you saying he wouldn't have reacted that way if it had been a gerbil?
Hey, I'd get ruffled if a giant cockroach was on me, too, but I think I'd be a bit less Rupaul about the experience.
Opening beer bottles...with a helicopter. :eek:
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This is the best police dog clip I've ever seen.:D
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Is that the opening music to The Prisoner at the beginning?? What an odd choice.
Opening beer bottles...with a helicopter.
Did he open enough for everyone in the viewing audience?
You know, Elspode...I think DiVine wanted to climb all over the Rock man.;)
Wolf, I wouldn't drink any of that beer, it looked like they broke some glass on at least some of them.
Opening beer bottles...with a helicopter. :eek:
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[SIZE="1"]Start
From the starting point
Male commentator (MC): Moving towards the 1st beer bottle
at a distance of 100 m
[opens first bottle]
Next a distance of 50 m away is the 2nd beer bottle
Positioned directly on top of the target
Will he do it smoothly?
Female commentator (FC): I can feel that he wants to open it quickly
MC: Yes, he's gone into the level of psychological warfare already
How's the 2nd bottle!
He renews his resolve (sorts out his feelings)
Aims at the bottle...
[breaks 2nd bottle]
There seems to been a little accident!
Voiceover: Let's see what happened just now
The bottleopener overshoot the top of the bottle,
breaking the glass
So, this bottle does not count (towards the points)
MC: Jim renews his resolves
And try to open the 2nd bottle
Slowly getting closer
He's in position
Will it open?
It's open!
The second bottle successful!
FC: It was so quick this time
MC: Yeah, so fast!
Audience #1: Seems to have gotten the hang of it
Audience #2: Yeah
FC: He learns so fast
MC: Yeah
He positions himself anew
Towards the 3rd bottle
Slowly getting closer the 3rd bottle
He's already opened 2 bottles
There's only a minute and a half left
How is it? the 3rd bottle
[3rd bottle opens]
Success! It's open!
Voiceover: Let's see the moment he opened the bottle
Jim bravely uses the grip of the opener to open the bottle
On this point he is not breaking the rules
MC: Miss Saito, so there's such a technique
FC: Yes there is, it's very smart, there's all kinds of techniques
MC: He's opened 3 bottles and there's still a minute left
Towards the challenge of 4th bottle
Aiming from above, Gathering concentration...
He succeeds with the 4th bottle!
FC: That's amazing
MC: Really amazing, so fast! Aoyama can only gape (laugh bitterly?)
The speed is now getting faster
Although he had a small accident, he's already opened 4 bottles
It's going pretty smoothly
Okay, the 5th bottle
There's less than 30 seconds left
The challenge of the 5th bottle...
It slide off
There's less than 15 seconds...
He's still aiming, Jim is still aiming
The fifth bottle... success!
He's opened the 5th bottle!
Can he continue??
The timer's going to... STOP! Time up!
He's succeeded in opening 5 bottles
Although there was a small accident but on the whole it was a success
Opponent: The speed at the end was really fast
He really got used to it
It should be because he was learning
Before you can turn he has opened so many
It was a real sight to see
I can only do my best then
The wind seems to be getting stronger
Voiceover: The Japanese representative Aoyama is finally facing up to the challenge
Aoyama gets his spirit up
But God doesn't seem to be helping
Suddenly, the wind blows stronger at 6m/hr
The wind direction is unsure
In this difficult situation
Can Aoyama exceed Jim's record of 5 bottles?
MC: The Japanese representative finally takes off
Miss Saito, Aoyama has lift off
FC: Yes, good luck to him, I hope he can exploit his potential
Being the last, the pressure is greater on him
Hopefully he's perform well
MC: What's special about Aoyama's model?
FC: Although his turn is smaller, it is easier to be affected by the wind
MC: But the wind has turned stronger!
FC: Yes, it has
Hopefully he won't lose to this wind
Good luck
MC: This is Miss Saito's analysis
The Japanese representative has reached the starting point
We will start soon
At the moment, Jim's record is 5 bottles
Can Aoyama break this record?
The race begins!
He speedily flies to the front of the 1st bottle
FC: Flying straight isn't that easy
MC: Oh, is that right?
FC: Looks easy but isn't. You need to get a grasp of the distance
MC: Here it comes! He flies straight to the front of the 1st bottle
How is it? Just now it struck across
FC: It's so exciting
MC: Yes, let's grasp the distance... How is it?
Slowly getting closer, Slowly getting closer...
He opens it! Success
FC: Oh, I'm so happy!
MC: So fast!
(Something unexpected to Aoyama!)
[Show returns]
[Recap]
Jim: OK Number 1
Voiceover: It's expected for a world champion, opening the 1st bottle 28 sec faster than Jim
He's flying towards the 2nd bottle
MC: Miss Saito, this first task can considered a success, right?
FC: Yes, I'm so happy, I hope he can continue with the same showing
MC: Yes, he's already opened the 1st bottle, now onto the 2nd
The Japanese representative Aoyama!
Looks like it's starting to shake (to and fro)
FC: Yes, he's affected by the wind, It's shaking quite hard
MC: He faces up to the challenge in this difficult weather condition
Success! It's open!
FC: I'm so happy!
MC: He begins the challenge of the 3rd bottle
Jim's record is 5 bottles, Aoyama has opened 2 bottles up til now
His speed is very fast
He gets nearer the 3rd bottle
He backs away a bit
And starts to get closer again
MC: Miss Saito, it looks like it's shaking up and down this time
FC: Yeah, it should be because of the wind
I feel this wind's direction is changing
MC: So that's what it is, it is'nt very stable
And just now Jim's wind speed was at 3m and it's already 6m now
FC: I feel it's a little stronger than 6m now
MC: The conditions are getting worse now
Towards the 3rd bottle!
Can't target, can't target
There's still a lot of time
Getting nearer to the 3rd bottle... how...
Getting nearer from the side
With Jim observing Aoyama's 3rd bottle
The Japanese representative... succeeds!
FC: It sure wasn't easy under these circumstances
Voiceover: Under these conditions, Aoyama bravely, with the thirst to win. Like Jim he makes use of the foot of the grip and opens the bottle from the side
MC: There's less than 1 minute left
He needs to fight with the time now
Jim's record is 5, Aoyama's opened 3 for now, there's still 2 bottles left!
The 4th bottle
He needs to move quickly and attack from the side
How is it... Oh no!
FC: That was too bad
MC: Let's try again, how is it... no, he's struck across
He needs to get a grip on it
There's not much time
How's it... the 4th bottle, success!
There's still one more, faster!
There's still 15 sec left, he'll need to open one more bottle
Can he succeed? Good luck!
Jim's starting to countdown
Less than 10 sec
Can the Japanese representative Aoyama open the last bottle?
One more try, last chance
Time's up! Oh, this is too bad.
[opens 5th bottle]
He only opens it now!
FC: Oh but it was already very difficult under these conditions
Amazing
In the end, American representative Jim wins
The Japanese representative's record is 4 bottles
World champion Aoyama missed by 3 seconds
(Thought bubble: It was too bad just now
Thanks, thanks Aoyama, that was a great contest, 3 seconds, close)[/SIZE]
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The best video I've ever seen. I didn't know weather to cry or cream my jeans. never the less, safe for work. (Unless you work in Milwaukee's Beast brewery)
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Wow, ashke, maybe that's how SteveDallas stays fit. :D
The Living Garden
Those people are really neat in person.. the walking trees/plants were from the San Diego Zoo.. very cool
The marching band piece was absolutely brilliant! How the hell did they manage to play so well with all the running about, knees bent behavior?
The marching band piece was absolutely brilliant! How the hell did they manage to play so well with all the running about, knees bent behavior?
Heheh, I have no idea but the musically-obsessed friend who showed it to me was going "Mad, mad!" and was telling me how difficult the piece was.
This seems to be the show they're performing for
Blast!
Born on athletic fields across the nation, Blast! is a novel art form evolved from the showmanship of outdoor pageantry. A unique experience, Blast! explodes the genre with the artistry of the theatre. It is musical spectacle; it is music in motion. Described by Richard Christiansen of the Chicago Tribune, ‘Blast!’ And a truer word was never spoken. A terrific good time … explosive entertainment. It is indeed a blast.”
I saw this earlier and thought of Blast. i stumbled on it looking for versions of Ravel's Bolero. Here is theirs. At first I wondered if they were "air playing". That is some serious cardiovascular shit. And a great performance of the piece.
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Of course nothing beats the Kodo drummers live. They are ripped. insane, livin on an island drumming lifestyle while we're just dubbin' around.
teeny tiny taste:[youtube]p-M18Rb98So[/youtube]
Excellent, 3foot.
Bolero huh....find yourself a "10" did you? ;)
Excellent, 3foot.
Bolero huh....find yourself a "10" did you? ;)
Yeah, Rosy Palmer has a twin sister! That makes 10.
But that clip is 5 minutes long. What did you do with the other 4 minutes? :cool:
4:45, but who's counting? :eek:
Dude, are you sure you
plugged it in?
... before plugging it for good.
A 4 year old drummer. :eek:
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Why you should stop, look & listen. :unsure:
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Griff, planning on writing a screen play about Anne Bonney or Mary Read(e) to make your daughter a star? Oh, I know.... Grace Amalle, the larcenous Lass would be perfect to show off the swords(wo)manship skills. :lol:
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Something is so wrong with me.... it got me hot.
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2006/09/slug-sex.html
More Jake... Hot Uke
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Damn, who would suspect Slugs of having wild, uninhibited, trapeze sex. :eek:
..i saw this on spikeTV a couple of days ago....
It is kind of hard to explain.
ghost carI'm betting the chain link fence was only attached at the top. ;)
Yeah that could be. But when you stare at the fence as the cop car is stopped in front of it, the fence is stationary. One would think that it would still be moving.
I'm betting the chain link fence was only attached at the top. ;)
Or at least it was after the car hit it and went under it. I bet that car has some nasty scratches all over the hood and roof.
The fence is stretched tight, so it snapped back into position like a spring.
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Latest Weird Al music video =) White & Nerdy
Damnit, ashke, you beat me to it.
That's my new theme song, even though I ain't white.
He doesn't look too happy. They tried to do that on Mythbusters.
Yeah that could be. But when you stare at the fence as the cop car is stopped in front of it, the fence is stationary. One would think that it would still be moving.
It is, for a second. He goes through the fence.
The Bear Hunters is a cute cartoon, but the banner ads on the site are NSFW.:(
http://www.uniquepeek.com/viewpage.php?page_id=234Some fantastic Korean archery. :eek:
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This large video file (80MB) shows how hand engraving of printing plates is done at G. Henle Verlag, a well-known German publisher of classical music.
http://www.henle.de/video/vollversion/Notenstich_E.wmvThat's very impressive, Steve, but why, other than snob appeal, go to that trouble? :confused:
You got me. I can't believe it can't be done digitally in less time these days, even with some kind of high-end custom solution. Especially since they really only print one master off the plate and then camera it. Having said that, I've played off many of their scores, and they look DAMNED good. It's a pain to try to read off music that looks like shit; in extreme cases it can be hard to figure out which note it is without looking twice, and you just don't need that. So while I've got to think there's a better way to do it these days, I really do appreciate the end product.
Also please note that that plate he was working on was lead. A lot of people on the Finale (music processing software) mailing list that Mrs. Dallas got this off of were speculating about the health impact.
Carving the lead shouldn't be a problem unless he gets slivers in his skin. Anything that makes dust like sanding can be dangerous, as is not washing his hands before eating, drinking or smoking.:yeldead:
I thought it might be tin or an alloy like solder.
Didn't watch the vid but most egraving or etching is done on zinc or copper plates. As far as I know. Even those harder metals lose detail after a certain number of prints are made. Hence, numbering editions, lower number implies greater fidelity to the original.
After the plate deteriorates to the point that the artist (or print puller) feels sufficient detail is lost the plate is "struck" (defaced) and no more prints can be pulled.
And as for lead, let's not forget our favorite: melting sinkers in the saucepan in the kitchen.
I'm watching the vid now. I think the narrator is mistaken about the lead. The plate he's engraving, the shavings coming off, don't look like lead to me, unless, as bruce points out, it is an alloy.
Pretty cool.
Isn't money engraved on steel plates?
I guess lead would make sense for a single print. :cool:
Single print? All that work for a single print?
Someone has some serious ass cash to burn.
They photograph the print then reproduce it, so SteveDallas can afford it. :haha:
That's just wacky. Why not just photograph the drawing before it is engraved?
Oh why ask why?
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1:37 Turtles having sex in the middle of a gravel road. 0:25 he starts bashing her. Apparently this is what turtles do. Who knew! It gets even funnier at the end. Make sure your sound is up.
Turtle porn is just weird. This would be the perfect place for a Steve Irwin joke, BTW.
I honestly did not know that turtles could make those kinds of noises, but the last 25 seconds are somewhere between hillarious and disgusting
Turtles into rough trade, is thrillhouse watching?
Remember the guy in the sports car racing across Paris, in the wee hours of the morning, at highly illegal speeds?
Well, this is what Bike Messengers in NYC do on their day off.... or on crack. :eek:
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the last frames of the movie are the best. they also go a long way towards explaining why i've never visited NYC
Here's a kid who plays guitar faster and more technically correct than you. Or me. Or anyone, nearly.
he's playing some paul gilbert shred stuff
watch the whole thing, as usual, the last bit is best.
It's just finger gymnastics, but if you've ever tried it, you know how incredibly hard it is. If he ever learns music, we're all doomed.
Oh man I'd be so pissed if a biker did did that stuff close to me while I was driving, because if I don't see the bastard comming or if he screws up and misjudges I'm the one libel automatically.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjxnj5e3ZoE
This may be more funny if you are gay, but I think straight people will also find it amusing. Nothing really explicit, and a good take on support groups.
Oh man I'd be so pissed if a biker did did that stuff close to me while I was driving, because if I don't see the bastard comming or if he screws up and misjudges I'm the one libel automatically.
After a few moths in nyc, you'll just be glad that they don't run you down when you're trying to cross the street.:p
btw, not to get all word cop on you, since I know you could kick my ass at math, but 'libel' means to print a lie about someone, 'liable' on the other hand means you bear responsibility for something.
Now don't ask me to express 5/7 into decimal notation.:(
Uh... 0.714
Mr Noodle, when that kid is 15 he'll be a poster boy for the arthritis foundation.:mg:
Uh... 0.714
Sure, easy for you to say Mr. Mathemagician. Can you show us your 'work'?
How to make a square hamburger,
Wendy's style. Circa 1980's
Now you can move on with your day!
holy crap. i watched that video when i worked for them in 87. But we had worse shirts. They looked like blue circus tents.
Sure, easy for you to say Mr. Mathemagician. Can you show us your 'work'?
Sure...just look in my ear.:p
Woody, that's crazy. Those burgers left a trail of grease all the way across the grill from repeated flipping.
Sure...just look in my ear.:p
Ahh that's where I went wrong. I forgot to carry the wax...
nyuque nyuque
I actually try to limit my contact with pure mathamatics as much as possible, I'm a biologist at heart I guess. After the mandatory two semesters of calc, my physics, and the statics&mechanics are done I'm OUTTA THERE! (At least till I need Bayesian eq's for neurology...)
One of my favorite Mr. Show skits.
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North Korea's Kim...:D
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More Kim. ;)
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I so want one of these. :drool:
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I so want one of these.
Any additional information on this Bruce?
No, only what's in the film. May be something unique to MIT?:confused:
OUCH!!!!!!
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His sitePure pwnage.
There was an ongoing debate on YTMND about what exactly 4D was.
This guy cleared it up.
Ahhh, ytmnd. I love some of those. I'm one of those idiots who 1's and 5's everything just because I enjoy the reaction. I've only made a couple though. Do you have any? I will go upvote em :lol:
or downvote.
War of the album jackets.... remember them?
I think the site is safe for work. ;)
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1712031How a hard drive should work.:)
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How a hard drive should NOT work. :smack:
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This may have been posted before...not sure. But it's epic.
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It's all a lie. :(
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Quicktime representation of a day in US air traffic.... very cool.:thumb:
http://users.design.ucla.edu/~akoblin/work/faa/Documentationl2.htmlHow to paint a virgin....a virgin plane for Virgin Airlines, that is. :D
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Ever see a Ruben's Tube? :mg:
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Cool. A flaming analogue frequency analyzer.
Slow motion ballistics. :D
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That was cool, Bruce. I don't get the girl at the end...but still cool. Too bad the res wasn't a little better.
I didn't get the girl at the end, either.:(
:eek:
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da fukkin Burberry cap is th' shizz.
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For ZippyT (and everybody else.)
I've been going around singing "hot pocket!" for weeks, ever since this was on comedy central...
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(edit: it's Jim Gaffigan)
How a hard drive should NOT work. :smack:
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15k rpm will climb the walls! Cool!!
Slow day in the office?
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Do you have a magnetic yellow ribbon on your SUV. :D
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This says Atlanta but I think it's Atlantic City, NJ.
OY-JET overshoots the runway into the water, nobody hurt.
Then the fun begins....for the next 10 minutes. :D
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I imagine there must be a modest fine associated with landing your jet in an estuary...
OY hardly touches it.
"quick dude, the cops are coming, let's get the fuck outta here..."
I'm not getting any lift...
Definitely AC. Worst pilot ever, and the guys on the ground know it and are taping it before the landing!
I've never seen a clip like that before. Not in real life anyway. Amazing. I was expecting the engine to pull a "Castaway" like the engine that blew up in Tom Hanks' face in that movie.
I can't figure out why they just didn't tow it into the shallows with the boat. It was already hooked up and could have been lifted out with a shore crane, easily. A lot less damage all the way around. :smack:
I think this is fake but take a look. ;)
http://vids.myspace.com:80/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=1316155738
Yeah that is an blonde joke. This video is for the humor impaired, I guess.
Watch what they consider evidence in a drug bust. :lol:
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Solar powered plane. :thumb:
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street magic
I almost peed.
Watch what they consider evidence in a drug bust. :lol:
"I thought they said 'bong' ... they said 'dong'? oh, shit..."
street magic
I almost peed.
That was great.
Pappa's got a brand new car...:lol2:
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The military has been working on personal anti-gravity devices. :eek:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4396069753768297433&q=snokenpretty clever
I love it!:thumb2:
The military has been working on personal anti-gravity devices. :eek:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4396069753768297433&q=snoken
Apart from the soldiers and all, I used to have dreams where i'd be hopping like that until I gained enough momentum to fly. Those were the best dreams. I miss them. Lately I dream that I am lying in bed awake trying to fall asleep. Then my wife wakes me up to tell me I am snoring.
What the hell good is lucid dreaming if you are dreaming that you are trying to fall asleep?
If you're dreaming about laying awake trying to get to sleep, you need better porn. :eyebrow:
I've run out of links... :(
Porn links? You can't find porn on the internet? :rotflol:
I can't find good porn on the internet. I have very narrow tastes...
The military has been working on personal anti-gravity devices. :eek:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4396069753768297433&q=snoken
The one carrying the bazooka? That's my Uncle Frank! I swear it!
Are you telling us Uncle Frank is ...uh, light on his loafers,....er, combat boots. :eek:
I cant decide between ewwww and hahahahah
10 Commandments :angel:
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Great, trust me, great. :D
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Strange. ;)
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I don't know how to 'embed' a video as of yet, but here is a great
instructional video of a totally different topic.
Woody, UT set it up so youtube videos can be embedded, but links are fine.
However, you sir, are a rat.....showing us that video and not telling us where we can get the stuff, is pretty damn mean. :lol2:
Talking pols. :rolleyes:
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Mr. show was a great show.
Our buddy Kirk at
http://kisrael.com/ came up with this gem. It's a vintage Tom & Jerry cartoon but with a wow factor. The second half is typical T&J razzle dazzle but the first half is for base players....or any musicians, for that matter. See if you can figure out who's singing. :D
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Our buddy Kirk at http://kisrael.com/ came up with this gem. It's a vintage Tom & Jerry cartoon but with a wow factor. The second half is typical T&J razzle dazzle but the first half is for base players....or any musicians, for that matter. See if you can figure out who's singing. :D
Cab Calloway?
Kirk thinks it's Louis (Louie) Jordan.
You could be right, I don't know for sure, but it doesn't sound like Cab to me......too french.
Great base though. :D
Bye bye, Rummy. :D
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OK ladies, listen and listen tight. maybe nsfw because of plastic boobies? :cool:
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Keep your eye on the ball. :mg:
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Let Cam do your breast exam...
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8 seconds of almost. :D
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Really cool Free Sphere of Water. :eek:
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Strange. ;)
http://www.zumbakamera.com/bendito.html
Reminds me of Hubley studios. John and Faith Hubley. Netfilx has their stuff. Cockaboody is an all time great. must see.
Ya gotta be careful out there, boys. :rolleyes:
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Heh, that's been getting a lot of radio play in the past few months.
Homosexuality is a contagious mind disease that causes you to demand intimate relationships with members of your own sex.
Sid Davis, the producer of this and a jillion other such cautionary school films of bygone days, just died this past week. He was a stand-in for John Wayne, among other interesting things.
http://www.latimes.com/news/printedition/california/la-me-davis8nov08,1,7731343.story?coll=la-headlines-pe-californiaFor your viewing pleasure....An old woman eating sand......WTF
my tooths hurtIf memory serves me right, there was an IOtD about guy that had a special exoskeleton suit, with wheels all over it. Rollerman
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I'm not going out and buying a microwave just to do that. I'll wait until someone asks me to house sit.
That reminds me...whatever happened to 99 44/100% Pure?
all washed up?
sorry, it's the mojitos talking...
NSFW
Denmark has added some
enticements to try to get speeders to slow down.
NSFW
with a little American ingenuity and a whole lot of Miller Lite:
the big shit-load of
bottle rockets launcherThe Croc Hunter gets flamed. ;)
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Important Safety Tip for all you boys.
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Absolutely amazing. No special effects, no wires, no nuthin'. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the Urban Ninja.
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That kid is going to have some serious joint problems in his old age - if he lasts that long! :p
They feel your pain
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I'll see your urban ninja and raise you a russian climber. (the camera guy gets a leetle bit too artistic, but still.) Also check the move at 3:12!
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They feel your pain
But the owner of the video doesn't allow embedding according to the error message I got :p
Man was a fine primate once.
Interesting flash application thingy
http://fcmx.net/vec/get.swf?i=003702
from Russia I think...
Ever wonder what a boy that will someday be arthritis bound looks like? :eek:
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Did you ever microwave a bar of soap? ;)
http://www.vidly.net/video-microwaving-a-soap.html
= I've been smoking all afternoon and they turned off my cable/TV.
Amazing! This man made a 1/3 scale model Ferrari that actually runs! He made every part, including a fully funtioning 12 cylinder engine, transmission and all the body parts.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3NVJ4pEFuYAmazing! This man made a 1/3 scale model Ferrari that actually runs! He made every part, including a fully funtioning 12 cylinder engine, transmission and all the body parts.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3NVJ4pEFuY
Man...possibly the coolest and wrongest thing in the world.
How could you build that and still have a life/If you have a workshop like that you wouldn't need a life/build a Ferrari perfect in every functioning way and yet can't be driven/and then sell it!
...conflicted
This is your cat on drugs...LSD. :eek3:
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Well done stopmation clip.;)
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That was some seriously good work.
This is a short cartoon from Planned Parenthood that explains how girls get pregnant.
You already know all about that, right? You may be surprised. :D
http://websrvr40nj.audiovideoweb.com/avwebdsnjwebsrvr4501/portal/media/media-050516-pregnancy.htmlThis is a short cartoon from Planned Parenthood that explains how girls get pregnant.
You already know all about that, right?
Yes, Bruce. We already know how girls get pregnant...Duh.
Gosh, I thought that is how they get un-pregnant. :eek:
Rough Ride.
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This is your cat on drugs...LSD. :eek3
That's disgusting
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Pity the poor bastard who marries that. :(
The fifth one is the best.
I knew several of them when I was in school.
Isn't that one of the girls from Mad TV? Gotta be a gag....
This is rather disturbing. A mugging. :(
http://www.flurl.com/item/Ataque_u_205449Pity the poor bastard who marries that. :(
Turns out she is one of the actors from MadTV.
Safety tip that you might need. ;)
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Safety tip that you might need. ;)
Seems stupid, as those areas are always under taped surveillance.
Also... according to many here, you don't take steps to protect yourself, you just wait for others to do it for you.
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It wasn't until the last minute that I was actually aware it was satire.
Seems stupid, as those areas are always under taped surveillance.
Also... according to many here, you don't take steps to protect yourself, you just wait for others to do it for you.
There are posters up in all UK service stations "Thieves buy petrol too - secure your car and your belongings" - I guess it doesn't matter which country you're in, people forget they are responsible for their own safety.
skysidhe found this neat video of zoolights.:thumbsup:
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This one is for a leather clothing company, pretty good. The girl reminds me of the lawyer woman in the old Hill Street Blues show
http://www.ifilm.com/video/2771022?loomia_si=1http://www.shaveeverywhere.com/
For all you men out there who might need a little grooming.....
Be sure to watch the music video and click on the varous links from the Main Menu.
Selene
Brilliant!
I walked past a salon today that had an advertising board offering male waxing. They referred to it as "Back and Package"
Glue on bra. :eek:
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Why I didn't get my certification as an underwater cameraman, I'll never know.
Deepest darkest NSFW
Damn, I'm glad it was sort of out of focus, she was one ugly lady!:shock:
this guy irratates the F@#K out of me but this is mildly funny , NSFW
http://www.muchosucko.com/show/22852/kind/videohttp://www.muchosucko.com/show/22928/kind/video
Watch it , then comment NSFW!!
She is so damn HOT!
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Uh, post #862. :rolleyes:
I don't know how to do the embeded thingee , but here is a link ,
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Naval Air......the musical. The guy in the bathrobe is the skipper. :lol:
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Rescue of 100 horses trapped by a flood in the Netherlands. ;)
http://video.google.nl/videoplay?docid=-4584913278289860160Naval Air ROCKS !!!! Good one !!!
Here ya go , a flight on an F18 ,
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Not for the week stomach! I present to you........The baby bird.
Enjoy
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Merry Christmas
This must be the quintessential Jumping Jack Flash. :eek:
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Cellar buddy
Kirk points to this funny video about Pachabel.
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WRC vid ,
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Aw yeh, I wish I had enough money to rally an expensive vehicle.
Having watched tons of videos of innocent bystanders getting clocked, I would NOT stand anywhere near one of those hairpin turns!!!
NSFW !!!!!
Ok you have been warned , this is the
"Ins and Outs" of sex !!!
With cameras INSIDE !!!!!!!:eek: :eek:
NSFW !!!!!
Ok you have been warned , this is the "Ins and Outs" of sex !!!
With cameras INSIDE !!!!!!!:eek: :eek:
Damn...I must not have the right codec. Can't see it. Or is that just because it is dark in there?
For anyone who has been involved in advertising or at an advertising recording session!
http://xmas.daileyads.com/Good one Chris.:thumb:
Avalanche....on demand.
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Damn we went to the store today and I didn't get any grapes !!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ux8nSWmAz0segovia:
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I had to change my drawer after this one !!! :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8p79xxTlT4Damn we went to the store today and I didn't get any grapes !!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ux8nSWmAz0
Did you catch the line at the end about the poisonous gas?
"...we won't breathe it, we'll wait until Sam cooks her hot pockets tomorrow..."
Aw yeh, I wish I had enough money to rally an expensive vehicle.
Having watched tons of videos of innocent bystanders getting clocked, I would NOT stand anywhere near one of those hairpin turns!!!
I have seen that happen live. It is not pretty.
And of course, American rallies are held in remote locations, rather than in the center of town, so good medical care is usualy pretty far away, and after you've been macked by an out of control car zooming down at dirt road in a forest at about 60 mph, what you want is
good medical care.
Stop, Drop, and Roll!
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Oh my GOD !!!!!!
What DUMB ASS !!!!!!
Doesn't he know that you back off and shoot the can with a .22 ????????
Oh and a can of clear laquer workes better !!!!
Especialy at nite !!!!
It makes the pretyets mushroom cloud shaped fire ball !!!!
I had to change my drawer after this one !!! :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8p79xxTlT4
Thats in the Nemo extras on the dvd.
Sooo cute
From 1977 (or71), ike and a Red Hot Smokin' Tina Turner doing Pround mary like only Tina can. :D
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There might be one or two out ther that would enjoy this 29 minute, May of 2000, interview with a personal hero...Ed Bradley. RIP Ed :sniff:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-9072830957724541415&q=gerald+ford+snl%20aboutNSFW ~No nudity, language is not bad, funny as hell, but NSFW
http://www.glumbert.com/media/roleplayJerermy Clarkson ( from Top Gear ) reviewing American cars , Long down load and Long Vid , and he disses US pretty bad , but still a good show
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4013662715321332704Video on the effects of drugs on spiders abilities. No, you haven't seen it, it's not what you expect, and I'd go pee first if you're not wearing depends.:D
http://www.jokeroo.com/funnyvideos/effects_of_drugs_on_spiders.htmlToo funny. A coworker showed that to me tonight, early in the shift, before stupid things started happening.
Jerermy Clarkson ( from Top Gear ) reviewing American cars , Long down load and Long Vid , and he disses US pretty bad , but still a good show
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4013662715321332704
He is right, about most of it.
He is right, about most of it.
... and he's just as rude about everything and everyone.
One of his co-presenters - Richard Hammond - was hospitalised after crashing a jet-powered car last year and there were many comments along the lines of "what a pity Jeremy wasn't driving". They may be showing footage of it when the new series starts later this month :jig:
Stop, Drop, and Roll!
Because I do not actually know ...
What is the guy doing that leads to the ultimate stupidity? I see the stick, I see the small object on the ground, but what's the object?
What arcane ritual of adolescence is being played out here? How many boys fail to become men because of this?
He's got a can of WD40 which has a small fire around it...
Then frappe --> flambe
I can't figure out how to make accents with my keys here...
Even Donkeys don't work without traction. ;)
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Rather clever version of the 12 days of Christmas, Indian style. :D
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This is an excellent 7 minute, 1983, anti-war clip, called "O Conflito". Two :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
http://100nexos.com/arquivo/27Lesson in car towing. :rolleyes:
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Most embarrassing moment in hockey history. :o
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Demonstrating in pole dancing technique. :blush:
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C'mon now, who doesn't love talking dogs, huh. :D
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That is fanastic Bruce. It sounds like it is powered by real jet engines. Do you know if this is the case?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikJjvZqGaMI
Silly Japanese game show , girls in bikini's on Mec bulls ( sorta ) flinging pies at each other !!
And How the HELL do you do the embeded thing ???
Demonstrating in pole dancing technique. :blush:
Bleac...
Skinny, and her tech sucks.
If I wanted to see gymnastics I would go to a competition... I wanna' see grindin' & windin', yo'!:greenface
Bruce: that jet is bad-ass!
That is fanastic Bruce. It sounds like it is powered by real jet engines. Do you know if this is the case?
Yeah, they are jets. There are several large planes like this on the net. Unfortunately the first one I ran across, a B-52, crashed last year.
The last one I saw was a C-17 that even opened the cargo door and parachuted a Humvee and two radio controlled soldiers to earth.
Google model jet engines, there's a number of them on the market and the bigger ones are serious turbines.:D
Here's the B-52 crash.
http://www.gizmodo.com/archives/scale-model-b52-eats-dirt-020838.phpC'mon now, who doesn't love talking dogs, huh. :D
I am humbled. I thought I was the one person who didn't love talking dogs. I stand corrected :lol:
Aww, you cat people. :rolleyes:
Moving right along, Foster Brooks on Dean Martin's show...outstanding.
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Chad Vader :vader1: day shift manager.
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Want to see UT cleaning out his garage? ;)
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Jeesus Kerfluffin'!
But yer right, I do have about 6 orphan systems in various states of disrepair... just can't see having that done to 'em.
Just Nifty
Turns out Andy McKee lives in Topeka, KS, and lists Stephen Bennett as one of his influences. He has also won the same guitar competition in Winfield, Kansas, that Stephen Bennett has won.
Small guitar world, huh? I may try to book this guy for our Pagan Festival. Amazing.
This video is 2.5 minutes long, so don't give up when she drives out of the frame, 'cause she'll be back. Boy, will she be back. :rolleyes:
http://www.uniquepeek.com/viewpage.php?page_id=456This 10 minute video is William Burroughs, talking with Ginsberg, discussing Kerouac, with an appearance by Lucien Carr. If those names don't ring a bell, don't waste your time. ;)
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I got to do that while in jeep school in the USMC , cool stuff , amazing the slope those old jeeps could crawl as well
WTF! How does the engine breathe?
There's a breather pipe on the right side near the wind shield. I'm starting to miss my old CJ-7. :(
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Somewhere in a parallel universe, xoBruce and SundaeGirl are singing duets. Only in French, malheurisment.
http://www.dailymotion.com/tag/funny/video/x110lf_si-tu-te-souviens-playbackDo you actually think I'd be singing french and making videos, to entertain you people, with SG in the room?
Off with vid-cam, up with the night shirt, fiddle about, fid-dle about, fiddleabout....:yum:
Maybe I meant an inverse universe?
Do you actually think I'd be singing french and making videos, to entertain you people, with SG in the room?
Off with vid-cam, up with the night shirt, fiddle about, fid-dle about, fiddleabout....:yum:
You't turn off the vid cam? You heartless...
I'm so disappointed right now.
Shhhhh, the visible cam, cough [SIZE="1"]not the hidden cam[/SIZE] Cough.;)
Here's a kid that plays the drums a little.
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The cat came back. It's Great! :D
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Somewhere in a parallel universe, xoBruce and SundaeGirl are singing duets. Only in French, malheurisment.
http://www.dailymotion.com/tag/funny/video/x110lf_si-tu-te-souviens-playback
Good lord, she does look like me too!
And if my limited French is correct, she is singing about how much she appreciates Bruce and how she is more than happy to go to the dark side with him... Filthy, filthy.
Here's a kid that plays the drums a little.
The DCI means Drum Corps International I believe. Drummers amaze me. Sweet video.
The cat came back. It's Great! :D
Thanks Bruce. That video really cheered me up. I have even kept a copy to play it again later.
Peace on Earth. Odd, but clever. I liked it. ;)
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This is an amazing demonstration of Ferro fluids in a controled magnetic field. :eek6:
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And just for fun, Gopher Broke. :lol:
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Rad, then sad. BTW, the Shinkansen can travel at 300mph.
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Good Lord that DCI video is amazing. That style of playing is the result of hours & hours & hours & hours & hours & hours & hours of practice.
20 greatest guitar solos .
I have just started watching them ,
http://cityrag.blogs.com/main/2007/01/100_greatest_gu.htmlI am SO there...
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Good Lord that DCI video is amazing. That style of playing is the result of hours & hours & hours & hours & hours & hours & hours of practice.
I think this guy might have played before. :rolleyes:
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Foots, those percussionists remind me of Stomp.
That has to be one of the funniest things I've seen all week, Kit. But cats have a good memory, I bet they'd only go calmly in once. From then on, they'd see it coming a mile away.
That has to be one of the funniest things I've seen all week, Kit. But cats have a good memory, I bet they'd only go calmly in once. From then on, they'd see it coming a mile away.
Positive association. Put a few hits of kitty krack in there and they'll be pushing the bar down to beat the band.
:beer::bong::rasta:
ok just saw the vid. I take it all back.
If they had a Kitty Washing Machine near me, I'd adopt a cat just to use it!
Goddamn it! I was just about to put that up here!
It would have been more fun if there'd been a big agitator in there, and a tumble dry function.
I saw it earlier but was afraid to post it here. We have some rabid cat advocates here and I didn't want to listen to it. :lol:
I have cats, and I've flea-bathed them by hand before. The machine would be more humane, believe me.
I have cats, and I've flea-bathed them by hand before. The machine would be more humane, believe me.
I
hate cats, but even I would not do that to a cat. The cat was clearly terrified.
They are no less terrified if you have to practically fucking strangle them to do it by hand, moreso they take it personally.
They are no less terrified if you have to practically fucking strangle them to do it by hand, moreso they take it personally.
I'm torn on this. While I'd feel bad about putting a cat in an locked cage and spraying them with water, I know from experience that trying to force them by hand would really is worse.
The only solution: kitty Valium from the vet, which is also useful for trimming claws and cutting matted fur.
Then, there is this.
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10 string acoustic guitar? Yeah....sweet. :thumbsup:
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You people riding your bicycles, feeling all smug and environmental, are polluting the Earth with twice the necessary rubber. :haha:
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They should call that "BALLS of STEEL !!!"
I have tears in my eyes after watching that !!!!
If they had a Kitty Washing Machine near me, I'd adopt a cat just to use it!
I put my hands over my mouth in shock, then laughed until the tears came.
I'd never do this to one of my boys, but then they don't need it.... not sure how I'd feel if they did.
I'm with Clodfobble in that you'd probably never get a cat in there twice!
Oh dear, every time I think of those little pink pads on the glass I get the giggles and a sense of shame :lol:
You people riding your bicycles, feeling all smug and environmental, are polluting the Earth with twice the necessary rubber. :haha:
Definitely balls of steel. I used to work with a guy who could ride like that, he was amazing. He was hiking along the grand canyon and tripped on a rock or something and took a 'long dive'. That was fucking ironic.
This video made an early and deep impression on me, it's exactly the way I dance in a club (not that I'm in a club more than once or twice a year):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KNrH4hNnPMhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SN1VcgRrEM8
The one and only.. scuba diving cat
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State of the Union..... the real state. :worried:
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Excellent! Definately a keeper. Thanks, Bruce.
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Two more WRC videos
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What? No maimed spectators? There are usually maimed spectators in the really good rally videos.
These drivers are insane. Almost as insane as the people who put up the money so that the drivers can do their insane jobs.
How to figure out the combination for a padlock you can't open. :eyebrow:
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/297062/how_to_crack_a_combination_lock/That guy in the cabinet, playing "melodies" on the glassware? Every time I go to the store, I have to "explore" the aisles to find the best sounding decorative knick-knacks, vases, lamps, etc. Target has a good aisle, usually, of "World Market" type stuff. I look for the melodies in rhythm instruments, being a follower of Bozzio:
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The guy in the cabinet had great sound. We've got a couple of good pieces of glass ware but I never thought of auditioning them before buying them.
One of my favorite instruments is pulling the strings on my hoodie taught and twanging them. I once recorded this by putting on a set of walkman headphones and plugging the jack into the input.
I look for the melodies in rhythm instruments, being a follower of Bozzio:
I was never a great fan of Frank Zappa, but I am very impressed with Tery Bozzio's playing. He is nearly as good as Ginger Baker.
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The sixties seem like a lifetime ago... :worried:
Time lapse road trip
Especially appealing to me for the unfamiliar roads & landscapes:
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I like that, very cool. :thumb2:
I don't know how to post a youtube, except to link to the page. Anyway, Sundae reminded me of this, talking about broccoli, and I had forgotten how funny it is:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDIyk8HvNhs&mode=related&search=How to:
[ youtube ] video# [ /youtube ]
Remove the spaces
The video# is what is after the last = in the hyperlink.
[youtube]PDIyk8HvNhs&mode=related&search[/youtube]
Gotta' get rid of the spaces.
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Anytime beautiful.
Gotta' go.
Have a great weekend! I"m going too.
I printed the pattern for that one out and made it. It really is a powerful illision.
Okay. I give Samurai Versus *three* thumbs up.
My apologies to the unfortunate homeless guy whose thumb I had to cut off in order to rate this properly, but he had already frozen to death anyway.
Ladies and Gentlemen, for you viewing pleasure: Mayhem of the Mooninites.
This is the debut of the Mooninites, Ignigknot and Err, on Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
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I printed the pattern for that one out and made it. It really is a powerful illision.
Yes, I have a big one and a little one. The big one is rather unsettling, the smaller one comes and gos, not nearly as dramatic or smooth. I've always wondered what a really big one would look like but don't have a way to make it. :rollanim:
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I don't ever remember seeing that natural sweetness shine though.
Must be attracted to women that don't know there limits. :smack:
I printed the pattern for that one out and made it. It really is a powerful illision.
Where did you get the pattern from? I want one!
Here.
Fantastic, thanks! :)
jinx made me cut one out and put it together. v. cool. my kids will love it.
Awesome. I just made one. It works great. It's now in a place of honor on a top shelf.
Ours is great. I'm gonna get me a collection of them......
OK, OK awesome dragon. Big ears, big ears. G'bye, G'bye, G'bye.
It's balancing baby time![youtube]Yhfvu1i_sic[/youtube]
A couple of young guys doing a pretty good job on an Jazz standard.
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Two more WRC videos
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Oh oh, someone help me out with the ...umm...soundtrack? to this one....plz plz plzzzzzz.....I'll be your best friend :3eye:
Air Supply
Tsychovsky
P.O.D. - Boom
Laird Hamilton has got NOTHIN' on these mice...
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Explaining nursery rhymes. Lauguage is a little blue. ;)
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Steven Hawking sings.
Steven Hawking sings?
Check out the Galaxy Song
http://www.stephenhawkingsings.co.uk/Steven Hawking sings.
Steven Hawking sings?
Check out the Galaxy Song
http://www.stephenhawkingsings.co.uk/
I followed the link at the bottom, and quite enjoyed Tom Baker (Dr. Who) doing
Sign O' The Times.
Air Supply
Tsychovsky
P.O.D. - Boom
I think I love you Griff :D Thanks!!
Schoolbus races. :haha:
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I moved these from the keen links thread. Lyrics to the Constitution song are
here.
This Youtube uses a remake of the Schoolhouse Rock song.
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Also found a Youtube of the Simpson's clip on how a bill becomes a law:p.
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Just Nifty
I'm quoting DucksNuts original post which pointed us to the amazingly skilled Andy McKee, guitarist extraordinaire. As I mentioned in my original followup to her post, Andy lives in Topeka, and is a friend of Stephen Bennett, the harp guitarist whose video I posted here earlier.
Well, in the small world category it seems that I have now been engaged to run sound for an April performance by Mr McKee at the same venue where Stephen played. Andy is an up and comer, derservedly so. He appeared on Carson Daly on the 9th, in fact, while on a stay in LA.
Can't wait to see him work live.
Cool, watch out for the soundman groupies. :D
Oh, yeah...I'll be sure to keep my eyes peeled for those. Hopefully one of them will want to help carry the PA speakers, and then later, fondle my cable.
And once the cable is used, they should know how to coil it so that it doesn't become knotted or loose in storage.
The guys from Top Gear get more than they bargend for , they almost got an "Old South " Beat down !!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6MJVzXbqRUThey pussed out. fucking Hi larious.
Impressive. After about a half-hour of struggling and cussing, I can produce something that almost looks like a crane.
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Time Lapse Photography of another creation.
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yeah, but can he drink a dozen pints of guinness in 20 minutes?
;)
This is hands down the most disturbing thing I've seen on the net.....and I've seen a lot.
http://santasm.net/This is hands down the most disturbing thing I've seen on the net.....and I've seen a lot.
http://santasm.net/
How the fuck did you ever see that?
It was a link on EHOWA. :worried:
It was a link on EHOWA. :worried:
Their standards are usually so much higher than that. Why oh why did I become curious enough to look?
And worse , why did you watch it till the end ???
A combination of disbelief and morbid curiosity as to how for they would go in their denigration of Santa Claus. :sniff:
A combination of disbelief and morbid curiosity as to how for they would go in their denigration of Santa Claus. :sniff:
And his elf.
If you have not seen Mr. B Natural, this is your chance.
(This is a classic short from MST3K, featuring an unbelievable band instrument sales/recruiting film from the 50s.)
Part 1:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8kH4XyWjq4
Part 2:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfuQMBYNRv0NASCAR wasn't always a snooze, rockets with a guy strapped inside, plotting and scheming to to trick somebody out of their position.
It used to be heads up, man vs man over Lady Lucks charms. They actually drove the cars because they were only doing 150 mph(about 240kph) they could actually race. Of course that's when they had the biggest pile up in NASCAR history too. Wanna see? :D
http://www.xuol.net/hosted_pages/5Eb3Sf6Kf1IHell of a pile up !!!!!!!! 24 out of 37 cars wrecked !!!
It's amazing any of them could continue with the race.
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dude. that was the funniest fucking thing i've seen in like 3 months.
How would you feel if some body stuck a video cam in your face when you were Gett'n some ???!!!
I guess I'd feel like a porn star!
xob beats me to the punch
You got to be quick on the keyboard around these Here parts !!!
NSFW NSFW NSFW !!!
http://www.muchosucko.com/show/1837
NSFW NSFW NSFW !!!
How would you feel if some body stuck a video cam in your face when you were Gett'n some ???!!!
If I was gettin' some stuffed toy, I would be embarrassed. :redface:
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I got to get me one of these !!!
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My first You Tube video.
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To Catch a Predator: Predator edition
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6-psmcDWps That's a great find, skysidhe.:thumbsup:
Next up, after the first 30 seconds, Hulk Hogan doing what he does best....talking shit.
It's phoney and funny, but look at the size of that sumbitch.
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Early tech support, very early. :biggrinje
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This is Ray Bethell, Multiple Kite World Champion.
You ain't gonna believe
this shit. :eek:
How about a robot assisted prostatectomy. :thepain:
The real deal starts about 3 minutes in and ends loooooong before the end of the show which is long.
http://www.or-live.com/crozer/1818/event/webcast.cfmOn a lighter note :D
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:bawling: I've just confirmed that IT have blocked YouTube :bawling:
I suspected it last week, but was hoping against hope it wasn't so
Did they not get your memo about how that is a friendship ender?
I'm so getting one of these...
beer launcherI'm so getting one of these...
beer launcher
They go to all the expense of setting that up, then use it with miller lite?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3p51MBKMLk
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Your posting whole hour long TV shows now?
How about just posting the address so they can watch on someone else's bandwidth.
It is at the top... have at it.
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make sure those edges are sharp.. good grief
That wasn't even slightly sane. Not one little scintilla.
the aspect ratio on that vid makes the mountains steeper than they actually are but... sick!
and for the beer launcher, I'm sure they just use the ML for calibration.
Wow. nuts, but wow.
Is it bad parenting to show this vid to my snowboard-crazy 7yo?
Yes, as it is to show anything like it to my 3yo who got my thrill gene.
Woody, that was nuts. By the way, have you met his less smart brother. :D
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Did you know that when things like apples or plums or even pumpkins ferment, critters eating them get drunk. Really, there was a PBS show about a fig tree, IIRC, that showed all kinds of beasts staggering around. Even fearsome killers like this. :lol:
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Woody shoulda' had his mind on the jump instead of heaven.
Our cows used to get drunk on fermented passion fruit, citron, orange peels/pulp we used to dump and other stuff they found, NOT pretty.
I'm amazed he didn't puke his little squirrelly guts out.
Dude, I'm so wasted. Stop shaking the tree man.
related to this squirrel?
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:devil:
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On behalf of the UAW, Full Employment Committee .........thank you. :cool:
Poor little jeep , they just Beat it to DEATH !!!
from the
comments (although I linked a different copy)
his jeep had failed its MOT and it was not economically viable to repair (completely rusted underneath) also none of us wanted the hasle ... all » of breaking it . Rather than just take it straight to the breakers we decided to have some fun with it first and see what it could do if realy pushed , all the driving you see in the video was on private land , after the destruction , the jeep and crap that fell
Well if it was rusted out Any way , I bet it was fun trashing it the rest of the way , but they should have burned it in the end , Whoopin and danceing like Indians ( with a beer in hand ) !!!
Speaking of cars , I want one of these !!!
[youtube]WaWoo82zNUA[/youtube]
Ever see a guy do a full backflip? How about in a wheelchair? :eek:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=656193898147576910&qI watched the crap out of Top Gear when I was in Europe...Does it air in the US? Only show like that that I can stand, not to mention like.
Ever see a guy do a full backflip? How about in a wheelchair? :eek:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=656193898147576910&q
very cool.
Speaking of cars , I want one of these !!!
[youtube]WaWoo82zNUA[/youtube]
Can you post the link... it will not play now.
Wheelchair Pioneer
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=656193898147576910&q
Footage of Aaron Fotherinham doing some pretty sweet tricks in his wheelchair. He also performs the worlds first wheelchair backflip.
Video found on www.colourswheelchair.com
Can you post the link... it will not play now.
Works fine for me , but here is the URL any way ,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaWoo82zNUA Unicorns are so sweet. heh heh heh:rolleyes:
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i want that 4 minutes back, bruce, ya cock.
Ya ,,, Ugh ,,,, that was ,,,, welll,,,,,LAME
i want that 4 minutes back, bruce, ya cock.
What? You mean your bullshit detector didn't work? :eek:
You gotta have the right frame of reference to appreciate the unicorns. You gotta be on the living room floor, 2 feet from the screen, still in your PJs on a Saturday morning.
You gotta have the right frame of reference to appreciate the unicorns. You gotta be on the living room floor, 2 feet from the screen, still in your PJs on a Saturday morning.
AND, preferably: :joint:
AND, preferably: :joint:
Yeah, about ten seconds into it I was thinking "I picked a bad day to stop droping acid."
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If you go to
season 1 part 1 it shows you a far more capabilities of the system... it is
wild.
The think no one on YouTube or on the show is talking about is that this could end the need for mines.
Very cool, but it sounds like a hybrid of Ben Stein and Al Gore narrating.
Yes, I almost went into a coma. The Futureweapons episode is far better.
I provided a link.
That IS impressive.
I want some.
i want that 4 minutes back, bruce, ya cock.
Ya ,,, Ugh ,,,, that was ,,,, welll,,,,,LAME
AND, preferably: :joint:
Yeah, about ten seconds into it I was thinking "I picked a bad day to stop droping acid."
Alright, alright, I'm sorry, OK? I promise to slit my wrists.
[SIZE="1"][COLOR="Silver"]I'm going across the street, not down the road. heh heh heh [/COLOR][/SIZE]
In penance, here's an excellent linerider. :D
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In penance, here's an excellent linerider. :D
Sweet. Name that tune!
Correct!
That's the theme song from the Anime series. I have the first three "sessions" of six. Quite enjoyable.
As for a video clip, try
this.
Powering your cellphone from a hand crank flashlight.
And another
Anime video choice, with music especially for Clodfobble.
Alright, alright, I'm sorry, OK? I promise to slit my wrists.
[SIZE="1"][COLOR="Silver"]I'm going across the street, not down the road. heh heh heh [/COLOR][/SIZE]
I loved it. No really.
REALLY!
The video you morons, not the wrist action.
Correct!
That's the theme song from the Anime series. I have the first three "sessions" of six. Quite enjoyable.
As for a video clip, try this.
Powering your cellphone from a hand crank flashlight.
I love all those hack how to movies. It gets me feeling all macguyverish
Heh.. Saw the beavermovie. predictable and cute.
Who hijacked my religion?
EXCELLENT video. Most highly recommended. But he won't get the air time he needs to make a mark. I hope this post helps.
Watch the video. Make up your own mind.
And another Anime video choice, with music especially for Clodfobble.
Awesome! I'm actually really surprised you remembered the song in connection with me... :blush: Also, I highly recommend finishing out Cowboy Bebop when you get the time; it stays strong all the way to the end. Such a great series.
Surprised?! Marked for life, I am.
As to Cowboy Bebop, rest assured that the only obstacle to my finishing it (more than once, without question) will be the $25/disc cost. I'm having to pace myself on the acquisition of the rest of the sessions. So far, I've purchased two at used prices (under $10) and I gave in and got Session Three at retail ($25) :(. I'm patient, though. The slow pace gives me time to re-watch all the earlier episodes again and again.
Sort of
NSFW. It's gross and hilarious. Almost beautiful!
Isn't that a Snickers commercial?
This kid is 6 years old...he'd embarrass a lot of guitar players, I've heard.
He does two songs on "Ellen", TV show...please watch what happens at the end of the clip. The face is priceless. :thumb2:
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/455489/amazing_6_year_old_guitarist/That brought tears to my eyes.
Turkish Star Trek. Not Star Trek dubbed in Turkish, but Turkish actors, sets, etc. Take a good look at the guy they got to play Chekov. He's probably the best copy of the bunch.
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Edit: never mind, I confused the doctor with Chekov.
Sand sculptures unploded, yeah unploded.:cool:
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New, from Apple...the I-rack. :D
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Cellar member Kirk, over at Kisrael.com had this up... Royksopp.:thumbsup:
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I was following a Neatorama link and happened on this backhoe being unloaded. It's pretty short(2min) and way cool. ;)
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Turkish Star Trek. Not Star Trek dubbed in Turkish, but Turkish actors, sets, etc.
That's fucking hysterical! So, Sheldon, do you know the guy playing Kirk? ;)
New, from Apple...the I-rack. :D
This needs to carry an "empty bladder before viewing" warning :haha:
Heavily loaded truck trailer falls over on car... miracle ensues. :eek:
http://www.shockinghumor.com/videos/3774/The_MiracleBig ship, bigger ocean......rock and roll. :D
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Now I have done some STUPID thing in my time on this big blue marble
But THIS is WAAAAAAAY STUPID !!!!!!
a href="http://www.jokeroo.com/extremevideos/bottle_on_head_shot.html">Too Close for Comfort</a>Doesn't work for me, Zip. :confused:
Now I have done some STUPID thing in my time on this big blue marble
But THIS is WAAAAAAAY STUPID !!!!!!
Too Close for Comfort
try that, xoB.
Doesn't work for me, Zip. :confused:
Bruce, if you have Firefox installed, use that instead of IE. It plays OK in Firefox, but not in IE 7, nor a stand alone flash video player (I have two, and neither will play the file).
No Firefox and it doesn't make sense to exclude 89.5% of the visitors, anyway. :cool:
try that, xoB.
Thanks, that got me to Jokeroo but it won't play. Probably because comcast is crawling....again. :(
try that, xoB.
What a bunch of frigging idiots. As a gun owner I can tell you that those people are just plain dumbasses.:3_eyes:
Explain THIS to your dad !!!!
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What a bunch of frigging idiots. As a gun owner I can tell you that those people are just plain dumbasses.:3_eyes:
There has got to be a worse word... I just can't think of it, F***tard perhaps? Still does not seem accurate. :eyebrow:
For our next trick, the dynamite in the mouth trick!
If he would have aimed a few inches lower he would have proved Darwin right !!!
Turkish Star Trek. Not Star Trek dubbed in Turkish, but Turkish actors, sets, etc. Take a good look at the guy they got to play Chekov. He's probably the best copy of the bunch.
Edit: never mind, I confused the doctor with Chekov.
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The second one is better.
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I know I should not, but I LOVE this.:D
Brings back bad memories of school videos, although I don't think "9" is classified any longer.
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you say it doesn't snow in London...
who da fuk needs it?Why kids need pets !!!
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any body want a
[COLOR="Red"]Mater[/COLOR] sambwich ??
84 years old.[youtube]bKRZv6NGjdc[/youtube]
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Bon Bon the Voodoo Clown was the creator and former host of "The Black Magic Show For Kids!" which first aired on American Television in 1962. The show was quickly dropped after outraged citizens stormed NBC headquarters in NYC the night after the first show aired on Saturday morning TV. Bon Bon was subsequently dragged to the street by the throng for a "tar and feathering" (the first such incident since the practice was outlawed in the late 19th century). Since then Bon Bon has tried to revive his show a dozen or so times, only to meet similar resistence on part of the general public. Bon Bon now spends his time writing poetry, creating art and performing music with his goth/industrial style band "Son of Zodiac".
©1989 J. F. Kinyon for Violent Playground Productions
That is the most bizarre music video I've ever seen, but that woman is absolutely staggering. She must have been a very serious dancer her entire life. I'd love to hear her story. Incredible.
Plus she's very small Elspode, that's got to help some.
Hey Shel, this ones for you.
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We don't need a National ID card, we have drivers licenses.
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What will Mother Superior say?
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Just in case you weren't totally convinced that he's a geek, he's wearing a barrel of monkeys tee shirt.
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Star Wars is a rip-off of Hidden Fortress... he admitted it after it was released in the US, before that he denied it.
The easter bunny is coming and he's pissed.
[youtube]BPb0po2jzfg&eurl[/youtube]
Kirk over at
Kisreal, dug up this
Mandelbrot
[youtube]ATWrMlIKRBk&eurl[/youtube]
I have two hours of that on video... put it on at a party with a bunch of people on LSD once... very different reactions.
Easter sunday Big Wheel race in SF Cali !!!
[youtube]sWnff376PEI[/youtube]
And look there is LJ at the end !!!!!!!
hahaha that looks like fun!
Stunts that make you go OUCH!! :neutral:
[youtube]wyMImp9LTko[/youtube]
[youtube]ypsTg2nIbiQ&NR=1[/youtube]
[youtube]JtFVQe4JRmA[/youtube]
Plus she's very small Elspode, that's got to help some.
Hey Shel, this ones for you.
[youtube]pi2t58CRmbU&eurl[/youtube]
Wow!! A bunch of Spartans just for me! Now all I need is a pack of Trojans. :D
[youtube]JtFVQe4JRmA[/youtube]
I love this video! It is fascinating how the japanese honey bees swarm the hornet and cook it instead of stinging it.
[youtube]ptCgXvvBoC4[/youtube]
This just makes me laugh :D
[youtube]cXwOIPt9ZQM[/youtube]
hahahaha :p
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[youtube]6cAChVVVZaM[/youtube]
[youtube]G3CIc5RUiEc[/youtube]
[youtube]1-0vnRmej0Q[/youtube]
This speaks for its self !!!
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Do NOT F**K with THIS Kid !!!
[youtube]yDFIaV0OqF0[/youtube]
New babysitter: You screwed-up, go outside and get a switch...
Kid: :eyebrow: ok dumb-ass. Just a second... you want fries with that?
The funniest thing Will Ferrell has ever done.
[youtube]N03ybrSV-JQ[/youtube]
I found it interesting how most of the videos posted are on YouTube, until I realized ...
This thread pre-dates YouTube by over a year!
White chicks and gang signs:
[youtube]KKTDRqQtPO8[/youtube]
The funniest thing Will Ferrell has ever done.
[youtube]
try here:
http://www.pistolwimp.com/media/60514/White chicks and gang signs:
That reminded me of a funny day at work about 20 years ago. I was working in NYC in an office with a few other people doing customer service, one of whom was a tough talking black chick who spoke almost entirely in slang and/or what is now called ebonics.
Her boyfriend would come in to see her at work a few times a week, ostensibly to deliver her lunch. He'd hand her a brown paper bag and during her lunch hour she'd count out a few hundred bucks in fives and tens, then change them into larger bills at the register in the front.
This one day she is on the phone and all she is saying is "Uh huh.
pause Uh huh.
pause Uh huh.
pause Uh huh.
pause Uh huh. OK. Bye." She hangs up the phone and says to the office,
"My sister think she all white and shit."
"What do you mean?" I asked her
"She be talking all white and shit, acting like she ain't black." I really had no clue what she was meant so I asked her for an example of what 'Talking white' was.
She says "I call my sister up and she go 'Hello Sharon. How are you? I'm fine, the children are doing well. Jim's outside mowing the lawn'. " Only she says it without her thick NYC patois, very white midwestern sounding. Like a frigging news anchor.
It was pretty funny to hear her impression of "speaking white" and if you'd been on the phone with her...
It was pretty funny to hear her impression of "speaking white" and if you'd been on the phone with her...
I really feel sorry for people who work hard and learn to assimilate only to become alienated from the people they come from. I mean, you basically can't speak in an "undesirable" dialect and expect to be very successful, outside of the entertainment industry.
"Koopa, you are a cocksucker."
:lol:
try here:http://www.pistolwimp.com/media/60514/
Shoot that was taken off quick. Thanks foot!
Funny cats!
[youtube]pIqhUCZgwXQ[/youtube]
hahahahaha :biglaugha
[youtube]o44gubqUUOs[/youtube]
Do not fall asleep in japan.
[youtube]31yNE88w1qQ[/youtube]
[youtube]c6CnM7859xU[/youtube]
[youtube]Tyxlaib9UF0[/youtube]
[YOUTUBE]Z84jGczQf3U[/YOUTUBE]
lol
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Thanks Ducks , I needed that !!!
American humor is second to none :p
"Clear on the LEFT !!!"
"Clear on the RIGHT !!!"
"FIRE IN THE HOLE !!!
http://uniquepeek.com/viewpage.php?page_id=798I have *got* to make one of these!

"Clear on the LEFT !!!"
"Clear on the RIGHT !!!"
"FIRE IN THE HOLE !!!
http://uniquepeek.com/viewpage.php?page_id=798
Glad to see someone was holding his beer..... :lol:
I have *got* to make one of these!

That is not funny. It isn't. these are tears of pain.
:lol: :lol: :lol::haha: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :rotflol:
There is obviously something about Vaseline that I am unaware of and need to know.
[YOUTUBE]ym75B0YkZR8[/YOUTUBE]
Cool "contest" on YT.
Check out the entries, under the main one, below.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAFkkPKgpJI
One entry
[youtube]de9-YZi3aXk[/youtube]
Homemade fretless mountain banjo. Curly maple with rosewood tailpiece, nut, 5th string nut and violin style friction tuners. Bridge is curly maple with a coconut shell top (the curve of the shell creates a 'moon' style bridge with compensation built-in). Nylgut strings and a calfskin head stretched over a cast aluminium tone ring (a cut-down plant pot!). Tung oil finish. I have another one planned with lots of improvements.
Here's a couple of british beauties fer ya':

Sorry for the double-post.
Where are the edit and delete buttons?
It's okay. Around here, two wrongs do, in fact, make a right, so you're good.
There is obviously something about Vaseline that I am unaware of and need to know.
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They're excited because they know that they've been lied to all these years about KY being better for them.
Sorry for the double-post.
Where are the edit and delete buttons?
You can't find the edit button?
You can't find the edit button?
Found it last night. I simply overlooked it. :o
Also, it's interesting how the title under my name changes with almost every post. :cool: No other vBulletin board does that.
It will keep changing unless you fill in one of your own.
No other vBulletin board does that.
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I'm getting the impression you chose this board for it's software rather than it's data?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I didn't realize this -=> :cool: was a bad thing. Do smilies mean
nothing around here?
I'm getting the impression you chose this board for it's software rather than it's data?
I simply meant that other vBBs don't have that feature. I really don't care what software this board uses, although the randomly changing user title is pretty cool. I just wanted to try another general discussion board for a while.
Smileys work. We just don't interpret them all in the same way :D
And back to your regular programming (hope I didn't already post this one)
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Damifino?[youtube]DjPfzKbYDXw&eurl[/youtube]
This is cool, be patient from 1:10 to :30. [youtube]us0ueda0foE&eurl[/youtube]
Jason the sheep. Good lesson here.
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Damifino?[youtube]DjPfzKbYDXw&eurl[/youtube]
I'm thinking the shutter speed of the camera matched the speed of the blades.
Kinda like when a moving car in a commercial looks like it's wheels are turning backwards?
Good thought, but all through the maneuvers in this, and another clip, the rotor speed would have to be constant, with varying loads.
That said, you've come up with the only logical solution I've heard yet.
I think that the rotors can also change their pitch/angle to change lift, but I'm not a chopper jock so I don't know.
I'm also pretty sure that the front and rear rotors are mechanically engaged to each other, one won't turn without the other turning, they just turn at different rates.
Also, you can hear the engines running and changing speed with the maneuvers.
I *do* know that a helicopter's glide characteristics match those of a wet crow bar.
Hold it, is that Bob Hoover in the pilot's seat?
--snip-- I just wanted to try another general discussion board for a while.
There's *another* general discussion board? :eek:
He who laughs last......
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Not to get too political, but before Vietnam and Iraq demonstrated leadership in denial, before even Nassar, who thought he was winning right up until Sadat had to tell him the truth, there was Hitler, the King of Denial.
[youtube]KufHGYKqH9E[/youtube]
I'm thinking the shutter speed of the camera matched the speed of the blades.
Kinda like when a moving car in a commercial looks like it's wheels are turning backwards?
It is being carried.
I don't think so. Maybe the Russians have figured out flying saucers. Here's another clip.
[youtube]HZJJK-XAnso&mode=related&search[/youtube]
It ain't just the Ruskies , Its the Fricken Sweeds as well !!!!
[youtube]DFCsFTnW5y4[/youtube]
Water bubles in the space station, watch for the aliseltser tablet , COOLNESS !!
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Cool water vid, zippy. The guy sounds like Stephen Hawking without even trying! :)
This is old but I love it!
[youtube]RPDvONrej9o[/youtube]
LJ when did you grow Mutton Chops ???
[youtube]3CO7FPU7a2g[/youtube]
This one is ... uh, unusual. Do you remember the movie,"The Red Balloon"? This ain't it.
[youtube]1XW1uk4kSgM[/youtube]
Turn your speakers UP !!!
[youtube]9GxikjBO8nU[/youtube]
Hot Dog Day
[youtube]YYeJEFa-xCA&eurl[/youtube]
Surfs up for crazy people.
[youtube]AlPqL7IUT6M[/youtube]
Sweet. Very nice video. I grew up in a surfing area, and live in one now. Waves like that are golden.
link to article
Time did a story on this.
Summary:
Lions snatch cape buffalo calf from herd and drag it to water's edge, scattering the rest of the herd.
A brief tug of war with a crocodile ensues.
Lions win tug of war, drag the calf away from the water, and get stomped on by herd who return to rumble.
I had heard cape buffalo were tough, but this was pretty cool. This is probably why you don't find cape buffalo burgers at McDonalds.
[youtube]LU8DDYz68kM[/youtube]
If your mom didn't teach you how to iron, here's a handy guide.
[youtube]yWAkzgkCWg4[/youtube]
Maybe this has been posted many times but it is very meaningful.
No it isn't anti-america in any way.
[youtube]ervaMPt4Ha0[/youtube]
[youtube]pqRd_4wY8hs[/youtube]
I saw a really cute video today about a Texas horse that rides in the car like a dog . . .
but I have no idea how to copy or embed it or whatever.
pity.
I saw a really cute video today about a Texas horse that rides in the car like a dog . . .
but I have no idea how to copy or embed it or whatever.
pity.
link?
I came across
this on a sportbike forum I frequent. The site is in Hungarian(at least I think).
http://index.hu/politika/bulvar/duej3738/
Modem users are encouraged to ignore this thread.
Why? It looks like there's just links to videos to me. Links don't slow down threads, unlike those inline YouTube video links that some Dwellers have posted in other threads.
BTW, I just downloaded and watched that WASSUP.MPG. :cool:
Sorry if this one's been posted already:
OxyClinton
[
Page loads a bit slow, even for DSlers, sorry. I'm gonna ask Easy Share about this.]
Patches the car riding cheeseburger eating horse
This one, cloud?
[youtube]mW2ahrfXQu4[/youtube]
They're feeding the (herbivorous) horse a cheeseburger?
"He don't actually talk"
----
to embed the video, find it on youtube (I used the search terms horse and cheeseburger -my first search for norse cheeseburger proved surprisingly fruitless). Then copy the video number (found after the = sign in the url) and put that between youtube tabs (youtube in square brackets and /youtube in square brackets.
hth
Hmm forgot to add any explanation to this. It's from "Britain's Got Talent" and I laughed so hard I woke the kids. I won't say anymore because it will spoil it.
[youtube]pqRd_4wY8hs[/youtube]
This one, cloud?
Then copy the video number (found after the = sign in the url) and put that between youtube tabs (youtube in square brackets and /youtube in square brackets.
It's easier, and more considerate to dial-up Dwellers just to link it, like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mW2ahrfXQu4It's easier and more considerate to dial-up Dwellers just to link it, like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mW2ahrfXQu4
That's why you're advised to ignore the thread. By the site owner.
Are you actually aware of how patronizing you are being? And how rude? Who exactly do you think you are that the whole cellar must change for you?
Why? It looks like there's just links to videos to me. Links don't slow down threads, unlike those inline YouTube video links that some Dwellers have posted in other threads.
BTW, I just downloaded and watched that WASSUP.MPG. :cool:
Well then you haven't looked closely enough before judging, have you? Again.:rolleyes:
That's why you're advised to ignore the thread. By the site owner.
Are you actually aware of how patronizing you are being? And how rude? Who exactly do you think you are that the whole cellar must change for you?
I'm not on dial-up, I'm just considering the Dwellers who may have dial-up. They may wish to browse this thread as well.
thank you, Monster. I'll try it next time!
[YOUTUBE]RSS-xB7Zjss[/YOUTUBE]
This guy has a great act, I wish it were longer.
http://www.mediabum.com/html/Human-Slinky.html[youtube]6HIavxnUHls[/youtube]
Spongebob in China lol!
I think I found my religion...
[youtube]zcD7LdpfOg4[/youtube]
Cobra vs Python.
[youtube]usc3CPaakV4&eurl[/youtube]
I tried to watch the whole thing the other day and just couldn't! eww...so who won??????
dominos with coins
http://www.snabbstart.com/film/9a25c6ab2aWait, aren't cobra's not very big? Cause I thought Pythons were like 15 to 20 feet long and Cobra's like less than 10. I can't tellw hich is which in that video. Awesome video though Bruce.
aww :( I watched it.
I had to go look at snake patterns to see what was what.
I found this photo.
Help...I've eaten and can't get up!

On a lighter note.
[youtube]7JX-Bx0BETQ[/youtube]
THE zip line
[youtube]3r0pROzHY5M&eurl[/youtube]
Hmm forgot to add any explanation to this. It's from "Britain's Got Talent" and I laughed so hard I woke the kids. I won't say anymore because it will spoil it.
That was great!!!
THE zip line
Oh man, I SOOOOO want to try that.
That's pretty damn impressive monster, thanks.
I was expecting something like the squirrelapult when I first clicked on it... but that sort of pales in comparison, although I could have handled a little more rodent involvement ;)
Speed painting.
[youtube]OIJtKxdRQzY[/youtube]
Wow!
Stick around for the full paint video, it's pretty cool.
Wow +1 ......Incredible piece of artwork
Good music too.......
Thank you....xoxoxoBruce
Bubble Gum
[youtube]Z2X73k18mYY&eurl[/youtube]
Made in Philly
[youtube]Q0OTX4IwSOo&eurl[/youtube]
Mesmerizing...I watched that ingenuity for 5 straight minutes putting it all together in my brain.
You can't believe your eyes anymore.
[youtube]SeEYZORsEjQ&eurl[/youtube]
You can't believe your eyes anymore.
Coming soon to the GOP convention. With these guys and a 45 second delay, we could have had the smartest looking and sounding president in history.:cool:
Great urban Linerider,
[youtube]sZ4S-MYoQKQ&eurl[/youtube]
Internet porn industry numbers explained. semi-nsfw
[youtube]QOFTQpNhsWE&eurl[/youtube]
She's purdy. A bit thin, but cute....
Edit... nevermind... too skinny.
Nice feet, nice face... buy her a sammich and work those thighs.
They knew what to dress Johnathan up as.
http://view.break.com/322775[youtube]IlU70ZPiSck[/youtube]
[youtube]iMMKPRE4m3w[/youtube]
Did you know?
[youtube]pMcfrLYDm2U&eurl[/youtube]
Teaching my son to educate himself, not to depend on his teachers, to question them; and, most of all, to understand and see paradigm shifts.
To anticipate them if he can.
Only trust what you see.
[youtube]ljMODw-fXaI&eurl[/youtube]
Yip Yip
[youtube]Z4VNMERVsC4&url[/youtube]
Camel spider.
[youtube]XOXvdfcct8g&eurl[/youtube]
[youtube]XFi9UEXQaSY[/youtube]
Oh and holy crap Bruce!!! Look at the pinchers on that thing!
Better to pinch your bottom, my pretty.
Hot ice
[youtube]-_Q7FCKZmik[/youtube]
Now that's an easy way to catch fish.
Next time wear a helmet.
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They really are more than meets the eye, aren't they?
Baseball fans, this is the
Change Up From Hell.I don't think you can throw underhand in US baseball.
...any natural movement associated with his delivery of the ball to the batter commits him to the pitch without interruption or alteration...
Negative. There are no restrictions as to what path the pitcher's arm takes associated with the delivery of the ball to the batter. Pages of rules about his feet and hands, but not about his arm. Have you never seen Dennis Eckersley or Dan Quisenberry pitch? Underhand? Underground practically.
[youtube]oHg5SJYRHA0[/youtube]
If you ever want to see the reason why white people have the stereotype bad rap for dancing.
He does the same damn sway the whole song.
[not a racist post, just for humor]
So does Stevie Nicks, and ya know what? I don't care.
Rick had a great instrument and wasted it.
Baseball fans, this is the Change Up From Hell.
You can only do that once! [SIZE="1"]Unless you're throwing a tennis ball to a dog.[/SIZE]
[youtube]6-QFFfPBfyk[/youtube]
Ever wonder how they make those Russian Matrouska Dolls?
[youtube]JwmakvAMTQc[/youtube]
[youtube]z2AnKr09jeY[/youtube]
It seems a stack of Mentos isn't all that doesn't play well with Coke.......
Coke and Wax ExplosionPretty good magic trick.
[youtube]2uZLbL0jBwA&eurl[/youtube]
Brought to you by X Games 13 and Jake Browns Body!!
At least a 50ft falllllllllllllllllllllllllll
OUCH

Dog Poo
[youtube]g1_y4ai1FKI&eurl[/youtube]
Megabyte vs Biohazard
[youtube]ifBLBYwxe2Q[/youtube]
Dog Poo
A friend gave me a copy of that as a joke (yes, it really is a real movie.) Poo silliness aside, it was boring as all hell.
Theres some powaful niggatry at work here !!!!!
[youtube]qQoXMbNgUC0[/youtube]
A singing Tesla coil. Insanely cool.
This is a solid-state Tesla coil. The primary runs at its resonant frequency in the 41 KHz range, and is modulated from the control unit in order to generate the tones you hear.
So just to explain a little further, yes, it is the actual high voltage sparks that are making the noise. Every cycle of the music is a burst of sparks at 41 KHz, triggered by digital circuitry at the end of a "long" piece of fiber optics.
Make sure to keep watching until just after a minute in...
[youtube]3ff_AXVlo9U[/youtube]
Learn how to embed YT Merc!
Cause in all honesty if most of us can't see a brief preview pic of the video we don't click.
It's [ youtube ] fcbazH6aE2g [ youtube ] without all the spacing.
I just had to show this, it was freaking hilarious if you play Minesweeper on Windows Accessories.
http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1770138&autostart=true
Sorry there's no YT link yet.
Here's another great one
[youtube]yU1uyQ8wbR0[/youtube]
A singing Tesla coil. Insanely cool.
Awesome!
Learn how to embed YT Merc!
Cause in all honesty if most of us can't see a brief preview pic of the video we don't click.
It's [ youtube ] fcbazH6aE2g [ youtube ] without all the spacing.
You need a slash in the second youtube.
It's [ youtube ] fcbazH6aE2g [ /youtube ] without all the spacing.
The second one has to have the line.
[youtube]wJ9q9A_i5sE[/youtube]
A decently funny video, I think.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=wJ9q9A_i5sE[youtube]DPgyovrsg-w[/youtube]
Robot Chicken Star Warz
[youtube]gzrjAAzJ73w[/youtube]
[youtube]T2eg0gM2hHQ[/youtube]
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Cheney.
[youtube]6hLgXu4KsN8[/youtube]
Ahh, the good old days.
[youtube]aMqd5EQXD-g[/youtube]
A friend singing at the Phillies game.
[youtube]peASHwKEaFw[/youtube]
Shoulda quit while he was a head.
[youtube]OeudflWWr7c&eurl[/youtube]
Get down, get funky, The History of George Clinton:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7yyT7K-5jgThat silly jebus!
[youtube]T-v0VHX2Ghc[/youtube]
Wow. I looked at various google results for five minutes before I was finally convinced that that's really a real show.
Wow.
What a disturbing TV show. First Christian Rock, then Christian Rap, now Christian Punk'd. No thank you.
I bet thats what jebus would do!
Someone believes in being left behind? Play a prank on them!
That guy is a dick-head.
I love it though... shows a LOT, far more than he would ever suspect.
Beautiful.
The best part is at the very end, where she calls him a bastard, and he gives this awesome "Whaddaya gonna do?" grin at the camera.
Bill Nye the science guy
[youtube]WvVfcyVCdNA&eurl[/youtube]
[youtube]ba75iKWtBbg[/youtube]
[youtube]A6VS6qsLJeY[/youtube]
Deer jumps motorcyclist. 40 seconds, repeats 4 times in slower motion each time.
[youtube]WgLRTkTTdBQ[/youtube]
DAX!!!
[youtube]JnY03JqxFHo[/youtube]
[youtube]l7qKD-Ph7ds&eurl[/youtube]
[youtube]asOdrj2-7kI[/youtube]
[youtube]X1aHQ3VePfE[/youtube]
[youtube]fDp7pkEcJVQ[/youtube]
Damn it Bruce !!! ya beat me to it !!!
Well I probably beat ya to it because you were getting laid and I wasn't, so I don't feel sorry for you.
Haircut
[youtube]YFzxczFwlXs&eurl[/youtube]
Well I probably beat ya to it because you were getting laid
Well that may have SOMEthing to do with it !!
Oh sure, rub it out... er, in.
Amazing content-aware image sizing technique
You really have to see this to believe it. This video shows examples of (and explains) a technique to resize images (in real time) without changing the defining content. With the same technique, selected parts of images can be eliminated without altering the content of the total image.
There's a whole thread about it
here.
Amazing content-aware image sizing technique
There's a whole thread about it here.
Oops. Looks like I'm way behind on this one. Can't pull anything over on this crowd.
You just need to slack off more at work, that's all.
Back it up.
[youtube]z4vDClhnJjs[/youtube]
Why does faith deserve respect?
Good one... I like this guy's work too.
[youtube]DJzTc4moYIU[/youtube]
[youtube]bkhQLt1vbWU[/youtube]
This is gross if it's real ,NSFW ,not safe for anywhere.
It made me very queasy Be warned
http://uk.youtube.com/verify_age?next_url=/watch%3Fv%3DOd-8H6DPb8gThis belongs in NSFW/WTF, but since you started here I'll put it here...
I don't have a YouTube account so I can't view what you linked... perhaps it's the same thing?
Beer crate scooter !!!!!!
[youtube]4cCvhXXlG-I[/youtube]
[youtube]KB5t5fpNWCY[/youtube]
[youtube]ervaMPt4Ha0&eurl[/youtube]
I know this isn't really a thread for comment, but the last video moved me to reply. Not moved in the sense that I possibly should have been.
I just wondered who it was aimed at?
If my brother, father, lover, best friend was away - doing anything, anywhere - I would love them, miss them, support them. If they died then my reaction at their coffin would be grief and their loss would hurt.
Servicemen and women are brave, they do something I didn't choose to do, but they are trained personnel and they are doing a job. They're not the local baker who get caught in crossfire, or the local butcher pressed into a militia with no training.
I'm not anti-forces by any means, but showing pictures of services children is a low blow. Anyone in a high risk profession (down to and including drug dealer) has a choice whether to reproduce. Don't ask me to well up because you took a chance with your own life, however noble.
Sorry, end of being heartless. Just as I said - it struck a bum note with me, seeming to appeal to people who spend every single day thinking about the potential sacrifice their loved ones are making for political ends.
Lovely tribute Bruce. Thanks, very well done. I will pass it along. Very well done.
For me, it is the grieving families that tear out my heart. Each of those pained, sorrowful, sobbing faces makes me ask myself again and again if the continuing sacrifice is really making us safer here?
I was in favor of going into Iraq. I wanted to see Saddam's ass kicked and his machine dismantled. Like many, I think I knew that the subsequent power vacuum and the presence of an occupying force would lead to carnage. For some reason, it seemed to make more sense in the wake of 9-11 than it does now.
The word "progress" is beginning to be thrown around now, but its just another political football. Expect to hear it trumpeted from on high with increasing intensity as the election draws nearer. If we stay in Iraq forever, we might - *might* - eventually subdue the violence enough to begin to think about calling the effort a success, but I'm not sure how many more grieving families that is worth. I don't know how many more legless Marines I want to see making my petty little complaints seem childish.
Someone please prove to me that for every dead or maimed soldier, a hundred thousand Americans will get to live their lives free from the threat of another terrorist act like 9-11. Without that proof, I'm going to slowly slip completely over to the side of "get out now".
I love the beer crate scooter! A little IED would take out that guy. Funny shit.
[youtube]sV-a1vmZ6y8[/youtube]
[youtube]myB_8UPTGBQ[/youtube]
Tourette's guy.
[youtube]dk4rBQDxOEE[/youtube]
Mike Mangini. WFD world record holder, most single strokes in 60 seconds. 1247. That's about 21 per second.
This is a long drum solo, almost 10 minutes. Stick with it - at least until the timer reads 8:15, to see some amazing one-handed rolls.
In the last 3½ minutes, some things happen that you will doubt are even humanly possible. This is a freak of nature:
[youtube]hyaFL24Zu8c[/youtube]
My daughter was a drummer for three years , I had to call her into see that guy ... WOW ! :eek:
Teh wrongz
[youtube]2sE5SqbYbCk[/youtube]
Classic example of having way too much time on one's hands.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=453_1191345802I could not look away. Krazy Koreans.
River dance
[youtube]d2AN7kBQOsw[/youtube]
yet another reason one should not kiss an orangutan:
[youtube]VN2SEsudxPo[/youtube]
Ever wonder what a running gasoline engine looks like, inside the combustion chamber?
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=73e_1192001762Darn - just followed Elspode's link and saw he beat me to it - I was posting a youtube link to the same South Korean football fans.
For the record, they use their clothes to get the effect, not cards.
Really? Three colored clothes?
The real downfall of Adolf
[youtube]kYvZnTFpip0[/youtube]
[youtube]53N_VJdKIj4[/youtube]
U.S. Defense Advanced Research Agency (DARPA), robot dogs.
[youtube]YBSK7LYpg9w[/youtube]
Language
[youtube]cXTBuSOu2FE[/youtube]
Hope you haven't seen this yet - it only seems to have made it onto satellite TV so far:
[youtube]QZYIb3xRGUs&rel[/youtube]
Spiders on drugs:
[youtube]MVtx3tUcB8U[/youtube]
Hope you haven't seen this yet - it only seems to have made it onto satellite TV so far:
[youtube]QZYIb3xRGUs&rel[/youtube]
:cool:
[youtube]PSuhuopoLiI&eurl[/youtube]
[youtube]fw6qPVZ5lmE[/youtube]
[youtube]HYtro7PnBA8[/youtube]
I WANT one of these !!!
No you don't, unless you're going to mow your lawn with it.
Loved the montage Bruce - I was going to write that I didn't know who everyone was, but the titles at the end really helped. Quality.
[youtube]kbblLniZbdk[/youtube]
15 lateral passes on one play.
spoiler
[COLOR="White"]Yes, they do win the game on this circus play![/COLOR]
This is the worlds best ventriloquist.
[youtube]hnVDHzUAj30[/youtube]
[youtube]kTSFhIv9bYg[/youtube]
[youtube]WGH-5-Gvjng[/youtube]
BTW, for those who watch Top Gear - have you checked out the Hamster's new hairdo? Good lord, surviving a rocket car crash seriously gave him brain damage. Although I s'pose Clarkson and May haven't that excuse.
[youtube]Bfgn2lOSx6M&eurl[/youtube]
For anybody who has not seen this. My sides still hurt everytime I watch it.
[youtube]CMNry4PE93Y[/youtube]
http://youtube.com/watch?v=CMNry4PE93YYou think cats are curious?... so are cows.
[youtube]5EwYOIbvGOw&eurl[/youtube]
The cows are apparently udderly fascinated by the camera.
The Zombeatles - A Hard Day's Night of the Living Dead
[youtube]0sCnv4RmOEw[/youtube]
[youtube]-mNHXB_IJ4I[/youtube]
Ohhh....I just went through a watched some old vids in this thread. Couldn't watch 'em when they were posted as old laptop didnt do youtube. That one of Bush 'singing' Sunday, Bloody Sunday is awesome.
This isn't youtube, but I thought it was pretty funny. Consider this a warning to anyone who sees someone pole dancing and says to herself 'I could do that'.
http://www.flurl.com/item/How_Pole_Dancing_Is_Dangerous_u_290401Hmmmm, if that's real, it's very irresponsible teaching. The student looks fit but it's obviously the first time she has attempted the move and it uses a number of different muscle groups.
Sorry, am still working on the shoulder stand in Yoga so it's a touchy subject.
Sort of depressing in an odd way...I think it's the music...
http://www.lernert.nl/haas.htmlSort of depressing in an odd way...I think it's the music...
Beethoven - Moonlight Sonata
The greatest 16 seconds of my life!
They rhyme
air with
air.
Very poor.
They rhyme air with air.
Very poor.
:lol: I wasn't listening,
I was looking. :D
That's bizarre, Flint.
Ray Charles, Fats Domino and Jerry Lee Lewis playing at the same time.
Carl Perkins, Ron Wood and others are backing them up.
http://www.dailymotion.com:80/video/xe5w0_ray-charles-jerry-lee-lewisAwsome video, great tunes!
amazing stop motion animation
Sadly, the speed it played at for me was like more stop than animation.
amazing stop motion animation
How distracting is the car/horse commercial running right beside it?
To Puke With Love:
[youtube]F6zxNABwQkw[/youtube]
Two cats conversing...
[youtube]z3U0udLH974[/youtube]
...and the translation.
[youtube]1JynBEX_kg8[/youtube]
This is the worlds best ventriloquist.
I just saw this one, and I beg to differ. Ok, maybe Terry's
one of the best, but he's not
the best. IMO, that would be Jeff Dunham.
I just saw this one, and I beg to differ. Ok, maybe Terry's one of the best, but he's not the best. IMO, that would be Jeff Dunham.
+1 on Jeff Dunham.......:D
Anyone remember a movie from 1997 called Omega Doom? Well, here's the intro:
[youtube]I4VdPUMbFG0[/youtube]
Jimmy Dean Sausage is for southern people to eat with their breakfast with the fried eggs and the T bone steak...
[youtube]f4RNb3tt0LM[/youtube]
Bo Fo Sho
[youtube]2LzgYWCgkZk[/youtube]
Children In Need 2007 - The 5th and 10th Doctors meet
[youtube]PtIXg7MzPUY[/youtube]
Now I present to you...... Milo Turk!!
recently heard on Jimmy Kimmel (pre writers strike)
on a side note, anyone in the Philly area (or with access to the internet..all of us) should take a listen to Kidd Chris on WYSP from
6-10am......another shameless plug
[youtube]IwrREEZPOG0[/youtube]
http://youtube.com/watch?v=IwrREEZPOG0[youtube]brRsRTTp1Pw[/youtube]
Classic.
[SIZE="6"]Israel Kamakawiwo'ole![/SIZE]
[youtube]RK1zUkPK7Ms[/youtube]
Gowron & company go completely nuts:
[youtube]6Kt1U3CKFzw[/youtube]
:lol:
1967 imagines 1999
A Philco-Ford production which I found courtesy of snopes.
Not YouTube so I don't know how to embed it.
They were in the right ballpark for some of the technology.
More interesting is the social aspect.
...or in this case, cat and bird. Unbefuckinglieveable.
[youtube]1JiJzqXxgxo[/youtube]
From SNL:
[youtube]b8-pCbQnSC4[/youtube]
Mom is Santa!
[youtube]zmQDt7jVdXQ[/youtube]
Anyone remember a movie from 1997 called Omega Doom? Well, here's the intro:
[youtube]I4VdPUMbFG0[/youtube]
Hey Drax, I'm glad to see you made use of the Omega Doom intro I uploaded to my youtube account. I saw that there was a link to the video coming from this site, and I just had to come over here and register to say hello to another fan (or perhaps critic and lover of "bad" movies? :P) of Omega Doom. :)
Hey Drax, I'm glad to see you made use of the Omega Doom intro I uploaded to my youtube account. I saw that there was a link to the video coming from this site, and I just had to come over here and register to say hello to another fan (or perhaps critic and lover of "bad" movies? :P) of Omega Doom. :)
Fan.
Anyway, you got the closing music?
BTW, velcome to our domain. Muhuhuahahah! :devil:
Fan.
Anyway, you got the closing music?
BTW, velcome to our domain. Muhuhuahahah! :devil:
I have the entire film on DVD. I could record the closing music in MP3 format if you'd like. (you're referring to the music that plays over the credits, correct?)
I have the entire film on DVD. I could record the closing music in MP3 format if you'd like.
:cool:
(you're referring to the music that plays over the credits, correct?)
Haven't seen OD in years, but I believe so.
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=C75JZ5XF
There you are. There are 2 songs that actually play during the credits, so I decided to be safe and include both in the same file. Enjoy.
Larry The Cable Guy - Bed, Beer & A Blonde
[youtube]je_uWwmXi-Y[/youtube]
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=C75JZ5XF
There you are. There are 2 songs that actually play during the credits, so I decided to be safe and include both in the same file. Enjoy.
I know nothing of MegaUpload. Just email it to me. I'll PM you my e-ddress .
I know nothing of MegaUpload. Just email it to me. I'll PM you my e-ddress .
My mistake, I thought Megaupload had become the gold standard for file sharing via 2 parties. Guess I was wrong. :P
Sure, send me your address. Silly question though: how do I check my PMs? I can't seem to find a link to my inbox on here.
My mistake, I thought Megaupload had become the gold standard for file sharing via 2 parties. Guess I was wrong. :P
Sure, send me your address. Silly question though: how do I check my PMs? I can't seem to find a link to my inbox on here.
You have to activate it first in User CP > Options > (see below);
You have to activate it first in User CP > Options > (see below);
Oh dear, it appears I don't have permission for it yet. I suppose it's because I'm new to the forum.
I have no problem posting my email in this thread though, so just drop me a line at [email]desdinova.imaginos@gmail.com[/email] and I'll send it back one I get your address. :P
once*
(seems there's no edit feature for me, either xD)
Sorry, forgot 'bout that.
yeah...it's feckin annoying. but effective. i for one welcome our new spam limiting restriction overlords.
yeah...it's feckin annoying. but effective. i for one welcome our new spam limiting restriction overlords.
Yeah, it's completely understandable.
Drax, check your email.
The first song in that MP3 is the one I was lookin for. :thankyou:
The first song in that MP3 is the one I was lookin for. :thankyou:
I figured as much, but I just wanted to make sure.
Glad you enjoyed it.
Attn my fellow Whovians. The real K-9:
[youtube]xBXbzUTu6UU[/youtube]
Attn my fellow Whovians. The real K-9:
[youtube]xBXbzUTu6UU[/youtube]
That is so cool! I love Doctor Who. :cool:
[youtube]4X9Zuf9kPKU[/youtube]
Anybody gotta really big shoe?
[youtube]PadauuWF94w[/youtube]
Shelob stuns Frodo; Samwise fights Shelob:
[youtube]pA0ffVBw584[/youtube]
A young man and his spider:
[youtube]h8M6LQ-hmWM[/youtube]
Trevor:
[youtube]xNeQUY8OttY[/youtube]
Family Guy Commentaries:
[youtube]8HX5m_YxK7o[/youtube]
10 funniest Microsoft videos
I especially liked the 4th and 5th.
Oh dear, it appears I don't have permission for it yet. I suppose it's because I'm new to the forum.
I have no problem posting my email in this thread though, so just drop me a line at [email]desdinova.imaginos@gmail.com[/email] and I'll send it back one I get your address. :P
Attn UT or the Mods: You might wanna delete this and PK's post lest the spambots pick up his e-ddress.
It's OK, it's a Gmail address. They don't let spam through.
In the flames of love (the final scene from Hellboy):
[youtube]gehoL6fTTkE[/youtube]
WWE: Sable vs. Stephanie McMahan (Catfight):
[youtube]C2YrBMefhqk[/youtube]
I might jus' hafta check out Smackdown tonight. :D
Doors, now you see 'em, now you don't.
[youtube]AAtkoje4-eM[/youtube]
Oops. Looks like yer vid's gone AWOL.
Works for me.
Tried again. It played.
Pretty cool. :cool: Do the doors go under the seat or somethin'?
I wonder how easy it is to get trapped inside if you're in a wreck and the door is even a little bent.
Or you have to get out in a torrential downpour?
Dennis Leary - STFU:
[youtube]oAVoQfoU0dQ[/youtube]
Ho Ho Ho
[youtube]_rTYYQvJnx0[/youtube]
This is why i have a love/hate relationship with Magic
How in the HELL!!!!!!

Yeah, Sharon's thinkin' "Ooh, this is so weird, Ozzy would luv it.
David's thinkin' "Let's see KITT do that."
Silent Night in Gaelic(Irish).
[youtube]AN3uPrJR7IY[/youtube]
Frank Zappa on Crossfire, 1986 ... Subject: Censorship
[youtube]8ISil7IHzxc[/youtube]
[youtube]wskT6YfVB6E[/youtube]
Proper British Christmas
[youtube]H7rrIlPu-Ao[/youtube]
[youtube]DbzFNj8HVmc[/youtube]
Doors, now you see 'em, now you don't.
What fascinated me most was the fact it is obviously made by and pitched to Americans. But with a British voiceover...?
This is why i have a love/hate relationship with Magic
How in the HELL!!!!!!
I just cannot see - at almost any point (the dwarf misdirection being an exception) how this could be done. But again, but comment is - an American show with two British judges?! Are we taking over the world again? Watch out fuzzy wuzzys if so I guess.
Any of you who watched Nickelodeon back in the 80s (
when it was actually good) might remember a little cartoon by the name of Danger Mouse.
Episode 40: Tampering With Time TricklesDanger Mouse is my favourite ever cartoon.
I sat down to watch it regularly with my Dad.
...and here's a "slimey" clip from YCDTOTV:
[youtube]-JAKHBdd5Ko[/youtube]
Ah well in that case I give you "The Bucket of Water Song" from The 4 Bucketeers.
Bear with it - in between the footage shot outside there are clips from the British children's Saturday morning show
Tiswas, without doubt the most anarchic show ever shown to impressionable minds.
It even shows The Cage - which had a huge waiting list of adults who simply wanted to stand there and get covered in grimness, the buckets of water were the most pleasant thing that was thrown on them I think.
[youtube]NnPYmT6N69c[/youtube]
Mice. 100,000,000 mice.
[youtube]2LMxhc8WwGU&eurl[/youtube]
I always thought mice were cute...but that was scary.
Can't find your glasses because you don't have your glasses?
http://www.brightcove.tv/title.jsp?title=1326153158I knew that. Works for the same reason that a very small lens aperture creates a very wide
depth of field.[youtube]QoEez-nn0vw[/youtube]
Mythbusters - Do Pretty Girls Fart?
[youtube]RHcDP_Yew-g[/youtube]
http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=9319040
not sure how to put the video here, could only find directions for youtube stuff.
Anyway, this is really one of the funniest songs I've heard in a long time. Definitely NSFW though. If it's been posted before, sorry for the repeat.
Awesome!
I'm going to install one of those in front of our house, so the pizza delivery maniacs can get their thrills in the air *away from the house!*
10 minutes of slooooow motion, with many unexpected subjects.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=0df_1194057419The best dog in the snow clip I've seen... evah.
[youtube]0sUL0KCIc48[/youtube]
That's awesome. Reminds me of Bugs Bunny on his way to Palm Springs...
[youtube]sKeXOa2sYSw[/youtube]
Cool scanjet music.
And that dog one was awesome!
Cool scanjet music.
And that dog one was awesome!
If I owned a Scanjet (I use an Epson), I would love to know how to do that. I would imagine it would be fun to do that with the office scanner if it sits in the middle of the office.
[youtube]A5V9Fkgtc4Y[/youtube]
[youtube]7e9wgshS0qI[/youtube]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knight_Rider_%282008_film%29Christ, Drax.... ads for a TV show or movie, whatever the fuck it is.
God, I wish UT would ban me already (including my IP address).
Great balls of fire. SFW but don't let your kids see this.
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1029494/how_to_make_fire_balls/
You have touched me, xoB. More specifically, you have touched my inner pyromaniac. OMG. I am going to be in so much trouble. Thanks. I think.:angry:
ps I'm not angry, that's fire!
V, read the comments over in Boing Boing before you try this. Some people have burned themselves trying to recreate what they saw in the video.
V, read the comments over in Boing Boing before you try this. Some people have burned themselves trying to recreate what they saw in the video.
thx for tip, what comments?
thx for tip, what comments?
These comments.It would seem that the key is not to oversoak the ball, as mentioned in the video. But there's obviously some technique to it.
There's a similar trick where you dip your hand in water first, then rubbing alcohol (which burns at a low temperature,) and you can set your own arm on fire for a short time with no ill effects. I have since seen video of it through the wonders of the internet, but the idea's been around forever: back in high school, we had to do a project where we acted out a video of a Greek or Roman myth. A classmate decided to use this trick in his group's video of Prometheus. Except he screwed it up somehow, and instead ran around screaming for several seconds before managing to put it out. I know this because they kept the footage in their final project, hoping for pity points from the teacher. (It didn't work.)
You have touched me, xoB. More specifically, you have touched my inner pyromaniac. OMG. I am going to be in so much trouble. Thanks. I think.:angry:
ps I'm not angry, that's fire!
OK, enjoy... but don't blame me if you feel pain, after lighting your balls on fire.
make sure you are recording it though. for scientific purposes, of course.
Update:
Punchline first: I didn't die, since there's no internet in hell. Sorry guys.
Now for the more useful observations. It *is* hot. It's a freakin ball of fire, people. I have a tiny first degree burn on my left thumb where I held it first and longest. It does burn just like in the video with a candle-like flame about six inches in length. It needs to be smothered to go out. Or dropped in the snow. They both work. It can be tossed or juggled easily. It is very distracting to watch the flame part and not be focused on the ball; that's how I dropped it (and lost it) in the snow last night. It's very easy to light but now you have two burning things in your two hands, whatcha gonna do? That's how I (barely) hurt my thumb.
If you keep moving, and don't get distracted, they're quite easy to handle. For more tender hands it could be painful, perhaps even a small second degree burn. For tougher hands, higher pain and heat tolerance, they're not much of a problem. There is the counterintuitive problem of how to get away from the heat. Your first instinct is to drop it. And that will work, but unless you're standing in a snowbank, now the fire is on the floor. The graceful and dramatic way to get away from the heat is to smother it in your fist. It definitely feels weird to clench a fireball in your fist in self defense, but once it's out, the ball is barely warm. It is not singed at all, not smoking, not hot, easy to handle.
I had the most trouble lighting it and then managing to close and put away the lighter quickly and smoothly while I was ... getting burned on my other hand. Well... that's what practice is for.
It was fun, easy, dramatic and only slightly dangerous. Recommended for fully tamed and domesticated pyros.
Amazing ant colony.
[youtube]xQERRbU23bU[/youtube]
Couldn't they just have bunged a camera down there and left the poor critters alone?
Great balls of fire. SFW but don't let your kids see this.
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1029494/how_to_make_fire_balls/
The London Borough of Bexley has classified that link as pornography. Huh. Given V's reaction I spose it is in a way :yelsick:
The ants are interesting and I loved the contrast at the end, but did you notice at 0:46 the narrator refers to them as "aliens"? Huh?
It's not so big, though. In Japan there is a species of ant whose colonies allow their nest to connect to the nests of other colonies of the same species. Huge interconnected supernests develop. IIRC correctly sizes of more than 100 square kilometers are found!
And having been in some apparently endless underground shopping malls here, I'm left wondering...
Christ, Drax.... ads for a TV show or movie, whatever the fuck it is.
Yep. I follow my inner voice. :angel:
God, I wish UT would ban me already (including my IP address).
Obviously not.
Have you asked him to?
Yep. He no do dat.
Great balls of fire.
:cool:
Couldn't they just have bunged a camera down there and left the poor critters alone?
Agreed. Still, very informative.
Too much fun.
[youtube]CoiFGva_JoY[/youtube]
GOOD BOYZ!! Both Bruce and the dog. :D
Ever wonder what Lumberjim would look like with a mustache?
[youtube]K2triiYXSY8[/youtube]
Wouldn't surprise me one damn bit. D
that was fucking awesome, bruce. thanks for that.
Oh that was too awesome! It caught me in the throat, I had to watch it twice!
[joke]Christ BW, a scene from Coming To America?! :rolleyes:[/joke]
Inspired by Bruce. :p
Emotional Evolution Of An Android
I should mention that this WMV totally worth the short download time IMHO.
i got a broken collarbone just watching
this vid (but not from having to listen to linkin park for the umteenth time...)
1945 P-47 action. Side ads on the site may not be safe for work.
http://www.ehowa.com/googlemovie.shtml?movie=4368250464023128830Knock down a house in 40 seconds.
[youtube]7qcPo5619BU[/youtube]
1945 P-47 action. Side ads on the site may not be safe for work.
http://www.ehowa.com/googlemovie.shtml?movie=4368250464023128830
Thanks B. :) I done learnt me a little sumpin', sumpin'. :thumb:
[QUOTE=xoxoxoBruce;427291]Knock down a house in 40 seconds.
Dayyyamn, that's a fast machine! :lol:
http://www.mefeedia.com/entry/spark-networks-inc-lov/6053860/
Apparently, Wallstrip is a pop culture financial site. This clip is from a section on a dating weg site company, with hilarious demos of the various niche dating sites Jewish, Mormon, Catholic, Redneck, etc.
BTW, the fat guy at computer pic we included here at the Cellar gets a cameo.
This short
video had me :eek: for about three times as long as the video goes.
He's mighty good on a motorbike, but I don't think much of his risk management judgment ability.
Site is NSFW but this vid is ok.
Fools rush in, where anybody in their right mind would know better. One of these days, a little dirt in the carb or a defective tire, and he won't get away with that shit.
...or just a pebble/loose rock. Wow that is insane. I bet all the others did the same thing too.
Brains; men vs women.
[youtube]xxtUH_bHBxs[/youtube]
That was cute Bruce, where was it from? Sounds a bit like it was from a relationship type seminar.
EDIT: Yep. I went to the website. Worth digging a little deeper there...
The
companion vids to the earlier mountain biking vid...
Oh snnnnnnnnnap! /clavicle(s), radii, ulnae, cro-mo frames... etc.
The dude going down the volcano @ 170 kph is especially death defying.
Worlds best magician.
[youtube]ukPkBwYP5Po[/youtube]
The companion vids to the earlier mountain biking vid...
Oh snnnnnnnnnap! /clavicle(s), radii, ulnae, cro-mo frames... etc.
The dude going down the volcano @ 170 kph is especially death defying.
extreme, dude!
all of those had me curling my toes up and writhing in vicarious pain. nice link.
1959.
[youtube]jCKxWQCs3f0[/youtube]
IMHO,
this is art. I would love to have things like this happen around me.
This video is fine but the site is NSFW.
The companion vids to the earlier mountain biking vid...
Oh snnnnnnnnnap! /clavicle(s), radii, ulnae, cro-mo frames... etc.
The dude going down the volcano @ 170 kph is especially death defying.
Yeah, that looks a sport I want to try. Jesus...what the fuck are these people thinking? I blame the reduction in teaching of basic Sciences, like physics, for the actions of these folks, who clearly have not heard of gravity.
IMHO, this is art. I would love to have things like this happen around me.
This video is fine but the site is NSFW.
That was very cool.
IMHO, this is art. I would love to have things like this happen around me.
This video is fine but the site is NSFW.
Looks like Improv Everywhere.
Great Obama video!
[youtube]2fZHou18Cdk[/youtube]
Lyrics heredude......how many fucking threads are you gonna put that bad link in?
EDIT: the bad link thing may be on my side. bad flash player whist in between updates. but still .....
dude......how many fucking threads are you gonna put that bad link in?
EDIT: the bad link thing may be on my side. bad flash player whist in between updates. but still .....
it's you.
and I think it might be about 5 threads
I finally hit play. Something about Obama's facial expressions make him seriously creepy, sorry. *shudder*
[youtube]XA2Z9fVRohk[/youtube]
i'm putting this in this second thread, because i think many will not watch it in the serious thread i put it in...because they might suspect that i'm simply mocking you by posting that same video for the eleventyeth time.
This is what I do in my spare time.
[youtube]r8ekL6ptrsM[/youtube]
Wow. Very cool. Reading the YouTube comments reveals you can buy the whole thing on
DVD.
Kids, don't try this at home!
[youtube]LwzCjAdajMw[/youtube]
Colored.
[youtube]r6drdI_RBt8[/youtube]
Japanese McDonalds...edited.
If it were possible, my ears would puke.
jesus christ + giggles + cracked out, wide-eyed numbnessBelated Valentine lesson.
[youtube]pzCdF79moM4[/youtube]
Ever wonder what you look like when you fall in the shower?
[youtube]XngQJzAmVm8[/youtube]
Young Louis Armstrong.
[youtube]Q3CcAD_seww[/youtube]
[youtube]qJUFTm6cJXM[/youtube]
the busted water balloon is the absolute coolest.
er, scratch that - M4GW is way better. Those guys rule.
Public acess tv @ its greatest!!
I present to you..........Jerry Jer WOW
http://www.every10mins.com/video/1592_jerry_jer.htmlThis clip from Wallstrip on Boeing aired on Feb 29th, the same day Boeing was passed over for a $30-40 billion tanker deal.
http://www.wallstrip.com/2008/02/29/2-29-08-the-boeing-company-ba/
Sorry Bruce.
Japanese McDonalds...edited.
If it were possible, my ears would puke.
jesus christ + giggles + cracked out, wide-eyed numbness
Congratulations, you found something even more annoying then bananaphone.
do you use the
glasses provided by hotels?
1936 cartoon of brave Jap warriors fighting a Mickey Mouse army.
[youtube]lIyEi0OIUX4[/youtube]
The Asian American Association's Fashion Show 2008 at UIUC!
Dance Scene!
[youtube]aUvKnH3Vr6k[/youtube]
[youtube]AwK6DGwDCGY[/youtube]
[youtube]sLC1m3OF9DE[/youtube]
[youtube]j3frgMSf6xk[/youtube]
[youtube]1wEUb5Wxnek[/youtube]
Which one are you, fresh?
im wearing a blue hoodie with a white embroidered circle on the chest with a shaved head for the first dress change.
after the club scene, i'm wearing a yellow jersey and red hat. the quality sucks you still probably won't be able to find me. meh.
[youtube]N_pPKeEyAJg[/youtube]
I think she's a bit nervous:
[youtube]WrFRcTkoxI8[/youtube]
Looks like she's studying to be a real live anime girl, which means she'd have fans amongst a lot of really, really creepy people.
and yes drax she's too young for you
Alright people, get this thru yer thick skulls, I AM NOT A DAMN PEDOPHILE! :mad:
Why don't you two have a seat right over there?
Why don't you just go fuck yo mama, you piece o' goddamn shit!!!!!!!!!!!!
Calm down, I'm just yanking your chain.
NO YER NOT! DON'T LIE TO ME TOAD/BRUCE/TONY...WHOEVER THE FUCK YOU ARE!
I'M SICK 'N' TIRED OF TRYING TO DEFENMD MYSELF TO YOU =PEOPLE
not a pedophile. just arrested emotionally at age 14. makes perfect sense. in your mind....you're 14, so 14 yr old girls are attractive to you. cant help you with that.
Drax, is that girl one of those "teen tasties" you like so much?
flint is not sorry about ur finger
Don't put words in my mouth, and I won't put turds in yours. I just made that up.
i was just trying to give you credit for excellent usage of that particular sentiment.
thx ... was quite proud to actually use it in a meaningful context
wow you guys have really weird tastes.
sorry Drax but what is the reason for that video? And why is she rolling her eyes around like that? Kids get payed a hell of a lot these days to just sit there and have pedoes look at them.
I think maybe that's what the others are getting at . There is no other rhyme nor reson for that girl to be doing what she's doing.
What is the reason for that video?
:thankyou: for (unlike these other judgmental assholes) taking the time to ask me about it.
Sure, I think she's cute, but my reason for posting it was simply because I thought ya'll might find it as weird and pointless as I did. I mean, come on. She posts a video of herself, and all she does is wave at the camera a couple of times? WTF. Maybe I should've posted it in
that thread. Maybe ya'll would have gotten my point.
Yeah, we got it. But that said, it was a perfect opportunity to tease you, and you bit like a trophy fish. That's what friends are for.:stickpoke
Well, ya' know, I can only take so much.
What, you're not used to having friends? :D
Swan Lake by Chinese acrobats.
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What, you're not used to having friends? :D
I never said you guys were my friends. Friends know when their teasing becomes too much.
Tough shit, we decided to be your friend, now your stuck with us... like fleas. And you don't even get to take a tax deduction for us.
Happy monster
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Apologies if this has been posted somewhere. My brother sent it and I love it (great movie!)
Oh, love the happiest monster, bruce!
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Been listening to a lot of Michael Franti & Spearhead lately so I thought I'd be a pusher with some videos I found on You Tube. It was tough to keep this list of videos short so I just stuck to "official" music videos.
Great music and message (especially if you're a hippie at heart like myself).
I Know I'm Not Alone
"I know I'm far away from home but I know I'm not alone"
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Hello Bonjour
"Cause every bit of land is a holy land
And every drop of water is a holy water
And every single child is a son or a daughter
Of the one Earth mama and the one Earth papa"
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Time To Go Home
"Those who start wars, never fight them
And those who fight wars, they never like them
And those who write laws, they can't recite them
And those who fight laws, they live and die by them"
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If you love these, explore You Tube for more videos and definitely check out the album Yell Fire today!
Been listening to a lot of Michael Franti & Spearhead lately so I thought I'd be a pusher with some videos I found on You Tube. It was tough to keep this list of videos short so I just stuck to "official" music videos.
Great music and message (especially if you're a hippie at heart like myself).
--snip --
[SIZE="4"]If you love these, explore You Tube for more videos and definitely check out the album Yell Fire today![/SIZE]
Enthusiastically seconded!
It's a show in Japanese, but the owl's threat response is amazing.
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Dog robot!
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Jojo Mayer playing breakbeats on the drumset. Then...
...in slow motion, so you can see what his hands are doing.
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Christ, Drax.... ads for a TV show or movie, whatever the fuck it is.
Yes, and here's another one.
[YOUTUBE]L33XBnt_KZs[/YOUTUBE]
Deal with it.
Mr. Show - I'll Marry Your Stupid Ass
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Mr. Show - The Audition
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Check out the drummer.
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Australia?
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Check out the drummer.
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The long lost Marx Brother- Drummo Marx!
Australia?
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None of those are Australian accents. Sounds more like Minnesota, or Canada.
Hadn't seen this dog before. :eek:
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Check out the drummer.
Awesome. That guy is rocking as hard as it is humanly possible to rock.
None of those are Australian accents. Sounds more like Minnesota, or Canada.
They mention Newmarket, Eagle street and Crossland Gate, which is Newmarket Ontario. It's about 6 blocks from the community center them mention.
http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&geocode=&q=eagle+street+and+crossland+gate,+newmarket,+on&sll=44.047098,-79.482801&sspn=0.011151,0.020084&ie=UTF8&ll=44.046635,-79.48441&spn=0.011151,0.020084&t=h&z=16&iwloc=addrCute
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This is pretty cool
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I saw an interview with them about that music video once--the whole thing was choreographed by one of the band members' girlfriends.
In my humble opinion, this woman may very well be the funniest to ever walk the planet. First link about drinking. Language not bad. Second link language not safe for work. Link one about 3 minutes long, link two about 10 minutes.
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very cool
time-lapse movies from the American West (North & South!)
and
blogEl Caminito del Rey (The King’s pathway, often shortened to El Camino del Rey) is a walkway, now fallen into disrepair, pinned along the steep walls of a narrow gorge in El Chorro, near Alora in Spain.
The walkway has now gone many years without maintenance, and is in a highly deteriorated and dangerous state. Some parts of the walkway have completely collapsed and have been replaced by a beam and a metallic wire on the wall.
Many people have lost their lives on the walkway in recent years. After four people died in two accidents in 1999 and 2000, the local government closed the entrances. However, adventurous tourists still find their way into the walkway.
Reminds me of those Chinese mountain paths.
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Cool ...very cool. virtual walk! Taken in the comfort of my own home with no fear of falling. Thanks Bruce.
My video is only better than the Circero's blue spector.
Somehow it's easier to believe that penguins can fly.
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Honest R & B
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I know this will seem corny to many, but I thought of this movie today. I love
this movie, and I love this part. Dick Van Dyke was the bomb!
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And here is another great clip from the movie with Sally Ann Howes. Just adorable. I love her look at the end when he tries to smooch her hand.
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Cool! I recognized the movie before without clicking the link or the videos. Yes, excellent movie.
What's really cool is that I came up here to the front desk of our suite to help the girls, and I was singing the Music Box song. This nice young man (a high schooler going into the postsecondary education option program) told his mom "Hey mom, she's singing songs from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang." His mom thought it was awesome too, and I was pleased the young guy knew it! :)
Damn cat
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It's not disgusting, it will just make you hungry.
Seoul Glow [youtube]ZeN0ik-tCd0[/youtube] is doing an episode on South Korean street food, containing mostly sugar, rice, and chili peppers.:yum:
Tteokbokki yes, blood sausage no.
BTW, the Seoul Glow theme is from 'Soul Glow' from
Coming to America.
damn cat is right
hehe I'm liking the grickle channel.
The Inner Life of a Cell from the
Harvard Multimedia Production Site . The animation is absolutely amazing. I have to confess that most of the science was way beyond anything I learned in high school biology a few decades ago, but it was so very cool (in a nerdy sort of way) to sit and watch. It looked like an alien planet, and yet it's a representation of something that is happening millions (billions?) of times this very moment in each of our bodies (except for the inflammation part).
Way better than the crappy audio-visuals I had to sit through back then.:thumb:
They would be even better if I understood what the hell they were talking about, but the visuals are cool.
They would be even better if I understood what the hell they were talking about, but the visuals are cool.
The high points for me were the lipid rafts, diving through the actin filaments and watching the vesicules 'walk' up the microtubules. That last bit had a real "Alice in Wonderland" quality about it.
Maybe in another decade we'll be able to buy home electron microscopes and observe this stuff happening in realtime.
90% of the dialog had me going 'huh?'
Not sure if this belongs here or the WTF thread, but it's a video
so here it is. This may be Eric Cartman as an adult.
http://www.break.com/index/luaghing-german-midget.htmlCream
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Be sure and check out the crawl under the picture.
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Buddy Rich vs. Animal (Muppet Show)
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Rowan Atkinson, Invisible Drumkit Routine
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Great Buddy Rich vid, Flint.
Rinse, repeat.
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That is the happiest dog on earth!
That would have been me from age 8-18!
What a great way for a dog to exercise
OK, now I am in tears.
I was reminded of this video (an oldie but a goodie) and thought about Zeke. Zeke, as some of you know, was my brother's Golden who died last year. My mom told me this week that my 5 year old niece pointed out a cloud that looked like a dog. She then said "when I see clouds that look like dogs I think Zekey is up there sitting on a pillow looking at us." She was very affected by his death; we all were. He was one of a kind.
Anyway, this is a cute Goldie, and I think he's having a blast. Many of you have probably seen it. But here it is again, for those who haven't.
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Shawnee, I'm not one for dumb animal tricks... but that made me grin.
Shawnee, I'm not one for dumb animal tricks... but that made me grin.
Then I have achieved my purpose. :)
Never get enough of the dancing dog. It amazes me every time I see it, and think of the hours they spent on that routine. :eek:
Wow! I hadn't seen it and it amazed me.
I watched it open mouthed and laughing.
Firefly Larva
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How in hell do they do that?
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Well at a guess I'd say 5 metronomes, two cans and a piece of wood...?
:)
fresh BBQ... very fresh.
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We do these experiments so you don't have to...
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Wolf - gotta love the Hamster
Sky - sorry, barely unsderstood a damn word! Got the gist though...
How in hell do they do that?
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They are obviously female metronomes
Just some freestyling I've been doing. Next year I'm coordinating a dance scene, so I recorded myself at like 3am at Lifetime Fitness to just review moves I like.
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Musical Furninshings. Functional, modular drumset table.
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lol - I actually played chess against him in the mid 80's when he was traveling through the states.
Dunkin' Bagels
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Last nite I went to Hype 2008 Dance Competition in Chicago at DePaul University. Here are some videos of the dance crews performing and competing.
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ReDeFinition
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Dance 2XS Chicago
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CODA
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Fusion Dance Company
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FIA Modern
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Impulse
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Non Stop - This year's winners!
Great choreography and dance fresh (btw I was interested in yours - but really don't know enough about that style to even know if it's good or bad, so declined to comment).
I love how tight their movements are, and how well co-ordinated as a group.
What I don't like is the constant screaming. Good lord - is that common when watching dance?
Mum's the word from this section.
Great choreography and dance fresh (btw I was interested in yours - but really don't know enough about that style to even know if it's good or bad, so declined to comment).
I love how tight their movements are, and how well co-ordinated as a group.
What I don't like is the constant screaming. Good lord - is that common when watching dance?
Wow thanks SG. Yeah those dance troupes are really good. My dancing is decent, but not comparable at all to the videos I posted in this thread.
And about the screaming, it's the norm. Sometimes annoying, but it's part of the atmosphere. Pumps people up, gets them excited. And I guess in hip hop dancing there's just those times when it's so good and so raw that the crowd just explodes with it's approval. Part of the competition is to work the crowd.
Elaborate claymation cartoon teaches kids about Satan:
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Because everything bad that happens is because of Satan, right?
Everyone might have seen this already but I find it intriguing. It's like witnessing evolution or maybe this fish was just really really bored one day and took to the sky.
Fish flys for 45 sec.
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It would have flown longer if Cheney hadn't shot it.
It's like it was like "I'm going straight from water, to the skies. Fuck walking first!"
Didn't show when it hit the chopper's windshield.
cat loves horse.....original link
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/72eb148418
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If you advance the video list there is a bunch of will ferrel videos including the Landlady one starring his friends daughter from a year ago.
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/74For the Whovians:
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OMG!! This is so cool! I want to go see this!
I was looking up articles about Buzz Lightyear going aboard the Discovery. I guess Disney and NASA has teamed up....so when I found an article there was this video of a large telescope under the Brooklin bridge. You can see people from London in it and visa versa!! There is a short commercial before so wait a second or two! I am totally blown away!
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/business/orl-buzzinspace2908may29,0,5340776.storyI'm going! We've got fliers for it at work (being an arts company and all).
I even applied to jump the queue, but they turned me down, something about other people having business meetings and proposals and family blah, blah, blah.
Still going to be worth going, just for fun.
Next weekend probably, it's about 40 minutes on the bus (about 10 by Tube)
I'm going! We've got fliers for it at work (being an arts company and all).
I even applied to jump the queue, but they turned me down, something about other people having business meetings and proposals and family blah, blah, blah.
Still going to be worth going, just for fun.
Next weekend probably, it's about 40 minutes on the bus (about 10 by Tube)
omg! It'll be so much fun! Let us know :)
I found this cool video while looking for the American Oreo vs the British Biscuit video. I like it
alot
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I havn't been excited about music for sometime. Lately, I've been finding music that intrique me. Imagine my surprise in looking up the artists when I find out they are from the UK lately. This group Second Person is my newly favorite! They have a new c/d out called Elements which I am planning on buying in it's entirety. For the most part I just have my Itunes single download list developing.
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=2553472I'm going! We've got fliers for it at work (being an arts company and all).
I even applied to jump the queue, but they turned me down, something about other people having business meetings and proposals and family blah, blah, blah.
Still going to be worth going, just for fun.
Next weekend probably, it's about 40 minutes on the bus (about 10 by Tube)
It would be cool if someone on the Cellar lived in Brooklin and could go see you! I am just excited about the whole idea!
I found some information on the telescope which is a good sidenote? or maybe I am just being post happy today lol :o oh well.
In all its optical brilliance and brass and wood, there stood the Telectroscope: an 11.2-meter-(37 feet) long by 3.3-meter-(11 feet) tall dream of a device allowing people on one side of the Atlantic to look into its person-size lens and, in real time, see those on the other side via a recently completed tunnel running under the ocean. (Think 19th-century Webcam. Or maybe Victorian-age video phone.)
And all the credit goes to British artist Paul St. George. If he had not been rummaging through great-grandpa Alexander's personal effects a few years ago, the Telectroscope might still exist only on paper, hidden away deep inside some old box.
But fortunately, St. George could not bear that thought and thus decided he should be the one to finish what his great-grandfather had started. It was quite simply the right thing to do. Plus, it would make a pretty cool public art exhibit.
Drax! Thanks for that:) That's one of my all time favourite tv themes, great listening to how it's changed across the decades ;)
Another one from my new favoritest band.
Second Person
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Gone Fishing
(the last vid was towerblock demolition by the way.)
I always suspected Satan was inside those things.:D
__________________
We laugh at honor but are shocked to find traitors in our midst. -- C.S. Lewis
Water slide with a loop, Germany.
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my latest music video remake, Lupe Fiasco's Daydreamin'
OFFICE WORKER GOES COMPLETELY INSANE
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Not bad at all Fresh, given limited resources.
That you in there?
That was staged.
Oh I thought it was sposed to be. Just a funny clip.
Tornado caught on CCTV
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7433079.stm
I guess they really mean it when they tell me to stay away from the windows. Holy crap.
:mg:
That was staged.
What was the point of that?
I vote not staged. They taze the dude...
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What was the point of that?
No slight on Flint, I just hate
marketing gimmicks, which it turns out this was. I feel compelled to debunk them out of defiance to the marketers.
I mean what was the point of making that movie in the 1st place. And yes I read his stupid statement in the link.
What a fucking waste of time.
Yes you do... you know you do. :D
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i want to wear pads though
Can't you get killed by water injection? Is that how his pants got torn open?
I think his pants got torn when he got bounced on the ground like a tennis ball.
nsfw
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Diddy Wah Diddy
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I was about to give my learned opinion on Tourettes and whether that man has it - then I thought I'd check the link first. Glad I did, tis all explained.
A documentary called John's Not Mad was a seminal programme when I was in my teens. Very moving, very sad, but we all admitted laughing quite hard when we watched it. Well, I was 16, swearing was very funny back then.
Holy cow!
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much better than that bike thing a couple of years ago. The music is a bit schmaltzy, but holy cow is right. My shoulder hurts just watching it.
Did I miss something? I didn't see any cow.
Did I miss something? I didn't see any cow.
Yeah, it was awesome it came in at about 4:32...:D
I'd have given them a standing ovation too. And a damn sight more enthusiastically than the chap chewing the cud there (was he the cow?)
Made all the hairs on my arms stand up.
Yeah yeah yeah internet is international yeah yeah yeah
This is for the Brits. Fantastic.
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The Broom Cupboard and Gopher now that bings back a memory or two...
More miming of first class here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60og9gwKh1owhat do you mean you ain't got any motherfucking whoppers?
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Ornithopter.
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want to trip while remaining sober? This might do it. This requires a bit of talent and patience:
http://www.vimeo.com/993998?pg=embed&sec=993998That's pretty bizarre. :eek:
I think his pants got torn when he got bounced on the ground like a tennis ball.
It wouldn't surprise me if that hose slapped his ass when he lost his grip.
I imagine the water pressure could'a done it also.
a request:
there was some clip by the... ??? rainbows? dunno. It was terribly tongue in cheek. the whipsits? shit, I don't know. it was by a group of per
THE WIGGLES!!!
OK, ok, it was by the wiggles. Damn it was funny. Where is that clip. bawdy double entendres..
want to trip while remaining sober? This might do it. This requires a bit of talent and patience:
http://www.vimeo.com/993998?pg=embed&sec=993998
Well it's definitely art. But I really don't like it.
I wouldn't want any of the stills on a wall near me.
Although the area in which it's created doesn't look like somewhere I'd want to live anyway, and hardly pristine.
A wonderfully executed piece.
a request:
there was some clip by the... ??? rainbows? dunno. It was terribly tongue in cheek. the whipsits? shit, I don't know. it was by a group of per
THE WIGGLES!!!
OK, ok, it was by the wiggles. Damn it was funny. Where is that clip. bawdy double entendres..
I thought it might be this for a minute. Still makes me laugh.
It was for the amusement of the people who worked on it, not a real episode. It's well done though - very like the actual show.
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As a professional circus performer, it is my professional opinion that chinese acrobats are the best in the world.
Ornithopter.
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Is that the next space shuttle?
This display by the Italian Motorcycle Police in the 1950's, ia damn impressive.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=8f6_1216241496This isn't a youtube clip (as far as I know) so I can't embed it.
It's a trailer taking down a bank canopy.
The amazing thing is that the man and his 10 year old passenger managed to get their seat belts off and get out of the truck unharmed.
http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u90/snopesbinary/Accidents/?action=view¤t=crushroof.flvThe amazing thing is that the man and his 10 year old passenger managed to get their seat belts off and get out of the truck unharmed.
You sure about that? Looks like they got turned into pancakes to me. The driver's door never even opens.
It looks like the awning only took out the driver's side. I think they just scooted over to the passenger side before it completely came down.
Two commercials from Thailand
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This display by the Italian Motorcycle Police in the 1950's, ia damn impressive.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=8f6_1216241496
Choreographed by Busby Berkley, the movements prevent larger,predator motorcycles from being able to catch and eat them. [/too many BBC nature films]
This isn't a youtube clip (as far as I know) so I can't embed it.
It's a trailer taking down a bank canopy.
The amazing thing is that the man and his 10 year old passenger managed to get their seat belts off and get out of the truck unharmed.
http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u90/snopesbinary/Accidents/?action=view¤t=crushroof.flv
That is some shitty ass construction. "Yeah, It'll be fine as long as..." The words which should never validate any design.
The Thai ghost one was so frickin hilarious.
It was HI fricking LARIOUS.
I laughed until I stopped.
I wonder who the vocalist is?
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hehehe this one's cute too.
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The song on the first video is "Oh So Quiet" by Bjork.
thanks! I know that name but never gave her a listen. She's got an old time voice.
I'm never sleeping outside again... ever! :eek:
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This isn't a youtube clip (as far as I know) so I can't embed it.
It's a trailer taking down a bank canopy.
The amazing thing is that the man and his 10 year old passenger managed to get their seat belts off and get out of the truck unharmed.
http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u90/snopesbinary/Accidents/?action=view¤t=crushroof.flv
You can see the aftermath at;
http://www.ehowa.com/features/dodgeatmcrash.shtml
But the ads on the page might not be safe for work.
Further evidence towards my theory that the internet has gained consciousness and is posting as Bruce. If you want something that's out there, Bruce will find it. Bruce is all knowing. All hail Bruce!!
:notworthy
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I'm never sleeping outside again... ever! :eek:
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Very creepy...but why did they do it?
They do it because they're maneaters from the trifid galaxy.
I wonder who the vocalist is?
The song on the first video is "Oh So Quiet" by Bjork.
thanks! I know that name but never gave her a listen. She's got an old time voice.
Her songs aren't usually old time :) But I do love her voice.
She has such a wonderful accent. Icelandic of course, but her English is very English.
A quick taster.
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I don't like how she disses brit pop. As an American it's so often my favorite school of music.
No, I know she isn't old time. I looked her up. She's funky but that one song reminded me of old time singers. I said, "she has an old time voice".
oh it's ok. I am sure you never had to suffer through The Lawrence Welk show with your grandmother :)
wunnerful wunnerful
(edit)
oh I forgot...........shoooe
No, I know she isn't old time. I looked her up. She's funky but that one song reminded me of old time singers. I said, "she has an old time voice".
I know, I read it. For the record, I was trying to explain that it's probably the only song she has ever sung, in which you could hear that quality in her voice. As you looked it up, what I wrote was redundant. I wasn't trying to make you feel small, I was trying to give you some more information because you'd asked originally.
Just for more information - Spitting Image (satirical UK puppet show of the 80s-90s) compared her voice to a fax machine because if the changes in pitch she usually employs.
UT - that's a really old interview. I can see how someone coming in from the outside during that period would feel it was an exclusive club and resent it. Although I don't agree with what she said it's an interesting perspective because I certainly didn't hear it at the time.
Anyway, back to videos :)
My favourite professional beard wearer, Derren Brown, with a nice English display of psychological manipulation.
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Ooh, they did a few episodes in America with that guy, but it never caught on. It was so fascinating to watch the things he could do to people.
Ooh, they did a few episodes in America with that guy, but it never caught on. It was so fascinating to watch the things he could do to people.
I don't believe in that shizzle. I would be putting the ramparts of my brain up the minute he asked if he could sit with me then practically on the guys lap waving his arms. I'd be ....knock that f...s..off!
*sigh*
anyway, I've been listening to my Matchbox 20 MP3 files this afternoon. I know I already posted the lyrics but I like this one song this morning. Probably because I havn't heard it in awhile.
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Obviously it doesn't work for everyone, there's a guy in the video that just shrugs it off. It's like hypnotism.
I think I posted that I went to his live show the other month.
I was called on as one of his "mindreading" volunteers.
I knew there was a trick to how he "guessed" the info about me and that it was a standard magic trick and not any kind of psychology - but it was still damned impressive.
I'd like to sit in his lap. But sadly I'm not his type.
I'd like to sit in his lap. But sadly I'm not his type.
He's gay?
Catchy lyrics, though. :rolleyes:
The PCR Song
There was a time when to amplify DNA,
You had to grow tons and tons of tiny cells.
Then along came a guy named Dr. Kary Mullis,
Said you can amplify in vitro just as well.
Just mix your template with a buffer and some primers,
Nucleotides and polymerases, too.
Denaturing, annealing, and extending.
Well it’s amazing what heating and cooling and heating will do.
PCR, when you need to detect mutations.
PCR, when you need to recombine.
PCR, when you need to find out who the daddy is.
PCR, when you need to solve a crime.
(repeat chorus)
He's gay?
He's successful, rich and driven.
Although, yes, he is gay.
Heeeelarious: The Buffet Song
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By the same guys, The Cornhole Song
(...some sports require all sorts of skills, but I prefer the ones I can do while consumin' meals.) lmao
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Heeeelarious: The Buffet Song
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was that Sycamore?
Sure did look like Sycamore. Good catch, Monster.
Larry David - How to Handle Annoying Bluetooth Guys
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This is a cool ad:P
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Are furries really that large a market in France?
This is a cool ad:P
That's obscene!....... I like it.;)
It came on TV last night and I was transfixed lol.
This made me cry! Lion reunion:
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dana that was cool...sort of in a weird way.
Shawnee, I hate you for making me cry.( not really ) but I hate to cry! Now I will send it to my sister who is even a bigger animal lover than I.
Now it's my turn to be hated. :sniff:
I know! Saw it first thing this morning (and I came into work stressed) and that just knocked me off my foundation. I love animals and that video really got to me.
"I think I could turn and live with the animals
They are so placid and self-contained."
--Walt Whitman
Man, *that* is the kind of thing that just makes you feel good to be alive in such an astounding world. Beautiful, simply beautiful.
I was mauling about on Google Video and came across some clips from Olivier's Hamlet. I remember, so clearly, watching it for the first time. I was about 11 or 12 years old and it came on late one night. I watched it on the little Black and white portable TV in my bedroom. My older brother had been reading some Shakespeare (MacBeth I think) so I was already curious.
I fell absolutely in love with the play and it remains my favorite of Shakespeare's works. I spent my Birthday book-tokens on a copy of the Complete Works of Shakespeare and was well and truly hooked.
Olivier's Hamlet still gives me a slight shiver. It whips me back to that night in an instant and I can recall the moody glamour of the character, as I watched. What I love about Hamlet, is that in many ways, he is more the anti-hero than the hero.
Anyway, enough rambling, here's the 'Get thee to a Nunnery' scene: apologies for the branding across the screen, it was the only version I could find.
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Live olympics video feed.
Just watched Yao Ming (the human flagpole) carrying in the Chinese flag ahead of a tide of red blazers representing the Chinese team.
http://a1780.l1150460411.c11504.g.lm.akamaistream.net/D/1780/11504/v0001/reflector:53698I can't play that on this PC, but I did watch it live on TV.
Did you see the kid? He was a class monitor during the earthquake and not only led his class out but returned to help other trapped children.
Just in case I'm not the only person who hadn't heard of this:
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Just in case I'm not the only person who hadn't heard of this:
http://www.drhorrible.com/mushortio.html
Doesn't play outside the US :(
The University of Maryland built a 10-20 ton replica of the spinning earth to measure magnetic fields.
The result looks and sounds like something from a 1930's sci-fi movie.
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This made me cry! Lion reunion:
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Then this will too.
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This is very childish.
It really made me laugh.
Clip is entitled Darth Vader Being a Jerk
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Darth Vader has always been a jerk.
Ricky Jay performs a trick he learned from Max Malini.
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my movie teaser trailer
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my Cozumel advertisement!
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If you do get a response, send them over to my house. I could use a ride off this stupid planet.
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Ah, good ol' anorexia. I think it's a good idea to have our ambassador to the aliens be someone who looks sort of like them.
Ohhhhhhhh I loved that song when I was little! Anything with spacemen and aliens and stuff. That sort of thing used to send a shiver down my spine, of such longing..*chuckles* guess I was always gonna be a sci-fi chick.
I laughed really hard at this. Hope someone else will enjoy it too, although I suspect it relies on knowing the two sources:
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Hahahahah. Oh SG, thanks for that. You're my wife now...
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I laughed really hard at this. Hope someone else will enjoy it too, although I suspect it relies on knowing the two sources:
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Okay, I give up...what *is* the second source (I mean, I've seen 2001).
I've read the instruction on how to post videos here, but Im not getting it... so heres the link instead.
This is so damn funny.
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I wish I had a treadmill to see if my Turbo would do the same thing.
Okay, I give up...what *is* the second source (I mean, I've seen 2001).
It's from the UK's "League of Gentlemen" a character called Papa Lazarou see the link best comedy on the BBC since the Pythons..
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Pretty amazing presentation. This is an update to something that I think was linked to from the Cellar before. I was always amazed by the inability of people, especially Wall Street, to recognize trends, even when they had a direct effect on their futures. Look at the housing crisis, and, with 20/20 hindsight, ask yourselves how this could have been ignored by the experts.
The world is changing - fast. Even if the issue of competition for resources is resolved, markets are evolving and other nations are doing a better job of education than the US.
This short presentation just puts up the basic facts. But together, they are enough to give the viewer a glimpse at the bigger picture.
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This is for all the
nerds. Specifically,
ST:TNG
Please wait for the end, Worf is the best part.
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Pico...just saw the treadmill kittehs. That is SO funny. I'm pretty sure my Tajjy won't do it but I bet Gaines will. Am going to try tonight.
Im a total sucker for kitteh videos. The giggling of the owners makes it even more funny.
I forgot to try it last night. I must try it this weekend.
I'm a sucker for kitteh vids, pics...you name it! :)
Dont forget...Im waiting for the results!
There was a Doctor Who episode last season, with statues that were only statues when someone was looking at them...
Thanks UT, that was the funniest cat video I've seen in a loooonnnnggg time.
There was a Doctor Who episode last season, with statues that were only statues when someone was looking at them...
Last season on Sci-Fi, or last season on BBC America? Cuz BBC America is
still running season 29, and Sci-Fi just finished running season 30 a month ago.
Anyway, the episode your referring to is called
Blink.
Sofia's amazing escape. If this is shopped, they did a good job of it.
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Get ready for an old tyme religious experience... updated with today's styles! It's
The Way!
Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow
Concrete wall kick, do not activate the following unless you are a fan of graphic pain and idiocy.
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Famous Failures
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Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow
Concrete wall kick, do not activate the following unless you are a fan of graphic pain and idiocy.
:vomitblu:
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Note to self: don't do stupid things
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Cool. Steampunk
RoboJox.
you may not care for the music but you can NOT deny that this Kid is GOOOOOD !!!
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The skateboarding pug and the dog that walks on its two hind legs because it is missing the front ones are nothing short of miraculous. And we think we humans are the epitome of evolution. Not.
you may not care for the music but you can NOT deny that this Kid is GOOOOOD !!!
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This kid is about 8 feet of kevlar tape and a bottle of citronella away from being one kickass poi spinner.
My Uncle lives in Nashville and he sent me this video describing the gas situation there as a result of the storms.
http://www.bubbleply.com/player.aspx?pid=35c56117-9bea-4ada-9430-921542072a89
Curious about the original movie.
My Uncle lives in Nashville and he sent me this video describing the gas situation there as a result of the storms.
http://www.bubbleply.com/player.aspx?pid=35c56117-9bea-4ada-9430-921542072a89
Curious about the original movie.
Great video! I sent it around the web.
Blimey Foot, don't you look like your Uncle!
This is less about the video and more about the content.
This sketch has been in my head for days and I haven't been able to indulge as I still don't have my laptop (left with HM until I move into my new place)
This version is from the live show, but annoyingly they've posted it with the multi-angle option on the bottom. Never mind, I've got my fix.
I present to you The League of Gentlemen, and Go Johnny Go Go Go Go
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And I have to include this trailer.
It's not great picture quality, but I hope you can see why, from the first time I saw it, I was desperate to watch the series. In fact the next day I called up my friend and said, "Have you seen the Casanova trailer, OMG!" in a really girly way. She had seen it and was also blown away - when the series was on it was a definite water cooler date the next day, to talk about how great it was and who on earth was the lead, he was amazing. And we didn't mean Peter O'Toole.
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I think most the series is on youtube, but it's in clips, so it doesn't come across as well. And at 3 hours, that's a lot of 10 minute clips. Still, my friend and I believed we'd got the whole of our annual license fee's worth in those three hours. Lovely.
Trunk monkeys are great. still great.
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Political Horror Picture Show
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Environmental horror: rainbows now appearing at ground level
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Wow.
Several of the related videos from the same blog are also hysterical.
What the fuck is that?!? WHAT IS THAT? aaaah! Run for the hils it's all over folks!
Soon we will be seeing our reflection in mirrors. Then what?!? wtf? The government must be stopped.
Wow! That video gives me a THRIST for some alcoholic beverages. Perhaps then I can fathom the vast evil that is permeating the color spectrum.
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One of the best skits from Carol Burnett: Tim at his funniest, the rest of the cast unable to keep from laughing...then Vicki Lawrence pipes in.
Best part starts around 2 minutes in, until the end where Vicki steals the show (stealing the show from Conway on that show was a feat in itself!)
I guess you have to know the actors.
To me, none of them said anything funny, certainly not funny enough to justify their own corpsing or the audience reaction. I know the same could be said if I posted a random clip of The League of Gentlemen live though.
And what does Vicki Lawrence say at the end? "Do you hear that little asshole's do?" I watched twice and couldn't work it out, let alone understand why the two guts fell off their chairs.
(just to reiterate, not an attack on the humour - I just don't get it)
Tim Conway was famous on The Carol Burnett Show for ad-libbing and cracking everyone up. In this skit, one that had many manifestations, the family of Mama (Vicki L) was playing a game. Conway was making all of that up as he went along. They were all trying not to laugh, so when they were trying to get back on track Ms Lawrence said "Are you sure that little assholes done?"
I guess you do have to know the show, and the history behind it all. Youtube is rife (rife, I tell you) with takes from the show where Conway went off on a tangent.
It was some years ago too. Many of us grew up with The Carol Burnett show, so it might be funny to someone other than me. :)
Out of context, I guess it wouldn't be funny.
It was hysterical at the time, but that was a long time ago. Humor evolves over time. Cheech and Chong used to be funny too.
I laughed, even though I couldn't understand a lot of what he said. I find there's something inherently infectious in actors cracking up when they're trying to keep a straight face.
Like
this one. Kills me, every time.
Oh dear.
I'm beginning to doubt my sense of humour...
OMG. Those fail videos have my face hurting from laughing. I love the weightlifter kid who immediately calls "MOM!! MOMMA!!!"
Heeee-larious.
She said " ya sure that little assholes through"
I thought it was funny:D I always liked The Carol Burnett Show.
Tim Conway was famous on The Carol Burnett Show for ad-libbing and cracking everyone up. In this skit, one that had many manifestations, the family of Mama (Vicki L) was playing a game. Conway was making all of that up as he went along. They were all trying not to laugh, so when they were trying to get back on track Ms Lawrence said "Are you sure that little assholes done?"
I guess you do have to know the show, and the history behind it all. Youtube is rife (rife, I tell you) with takes from the show where Conway went off on a tangent.
It was some years ago too. Many of us grew up with The Carol Burnett show, so it might be funny to someone other than me. :)
Out of context, I guess it wouldn't be funny.
I remember it well. And we LOVED it.
I guess you have to know the actors.
To me, none of them said anything funny, certainly not funny enough to justify their own corpsing or the audience reaction. I know the same could be said if I posted a random clip of The League of Gentlemen live though.
And what does Vicki Lawrence say at the end? "Do you hear that little asshole's do?" I watched twice and couldn't work it out, let alone understand why the two guts fell off their chairs.
(just to reiterate, not an attack on the humour - I just don't get it)
"Asshole" caught them off guard AND it was in total character.
All the incarnations of The Carol Burnett Show were awesome. I'm wondering, though, if this was from her show, or was it actually Mama's Family, the show that was spun off from that recurring sketch?
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Oh dear.
I'm beginning to doubt my sense of humour...
Don't. Carol Burnett is not funny. She's just retarded.
Okay
In return. Out-takes from Max and Paddy Road to Nowhere.
I expect about two people to find this funny, and one of them is me. Quit when you've had enough. It's not funny because they fall over or things fall on them. It's just funny because they laugh all the time.
Background - Peter Kay and Paddy McGuinness are stand up comedians. Peter Kay is also an award winning writer/ director/ singer/ all round good egg. He has the most ridiculous laugh in the world - not heard when he's acting but often - OFTEN - in out-takes. This is from Max & Paddy, a Channel 4 sitcom that was a spin off from Phoenix Nights. Both are very dead-pan as finished products (proper British humour). The making is anything but. Don't let comedians anywhere near your shooting schedule is all I can say.
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A twist on a classic sketch you might just know... The Four Yorkshiremen
Left to right - Harry Enfield, Alan Rickman, Eddie Izzard, Vic Reeves
You might only know two of them, so take it on trust that for the Brits this is a stellar line-up
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Infinite apologies if I've already posted this. It seems odd if I haven't!
It would seem they're paying homage to a Monty Python skit of the same title.
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Yes, it's the same sketch, but with just a little ad-libbing.
Not technically Monty Python btw - at least not the original. It's from the Not the 1948 Show and was performed by Tim Brooke-Taylor, John Cleese, Graham Chapman and Marty Feldman.
The only person who doesn't know it by heart is Alan Rickman (hence the paper). The other comedians already knew it by heart.
Cool! Eddie Izzard and Alan Rickman on the same stage is groovy. Not familiar with the other two, though.
The original "Four Yorkshiremen" sketch, noted earlier by SG, featuring Tim Brooke-Taylor, John Cleese, Graham Chapman and Marty Feldman.
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An interview of 2 Boy Scouts about their community service project. This is truly awe inspiring and I for one intend to try to help the community in my area with a similar project.
http://video.yahoo.com/watch/3701006/10181648Bruce that was amazing!
Sarge, video not available, although I think I get the point from the title...
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You're right. I don't. 'Cause its *fake*. :p
Damm stevie ray reincarnated.... Holy Crap.
Funny, but NSFW.
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lol ohmigod that was so fucking funny, rich.
LOL!! Quite scary....god that was scary! And I'm a woman. lol! Noooo!
lol ohmigod that was so fucking funny, rich.
I was wincing and laughing with the hand slaps. This would be a great trick to play on a guy who asks for a blowjob.:p
*grins*
Funny story. First time I ever did that, I was pretty young and pretending like I knew all sorts of stuff that i didn't...I blew on it :P
You can look at the video, but don't look at girls. ;)
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We snuck out into the middle of Broad Street to snap a pic in front of City Hall and all the crowds. When Will raised his hands for the picture, cheers erupted. So he continued to repeat the gesture, getting wild response from the crowd on both sides of the street up and down the street…
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Is that last video for real? lol cute kid anyway.
I like the prepared video better than the don't look video.I am not sure what that says about me.
I am too lazy to search back to previous pages. At least I know where I stand there.
A random figures video. Not women's figures either! :P
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The Matrix runs on Windows
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Is that last video for real? lol cute kid anyway.
Yes, he's become a local celebrity.
Merc, can you title or reference your videos in some way?
It's not that I'm worried they'll be NSFW (I don't work, sob) but it's just more engaging to know what they are and/ or why you think we'll like them.
I mean, the last one was just a music video - shouldn't it have been on Good Videos on YouTube? Not getting on your case, I watch them anyway, I just think it adds value to have them identified.
Guys at my work have done similar, sweetwater. Except they did it with Bossy carts. And me.
Best horse race... evah. :D
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Bruce lee plays ping pong with... nunchucks. :eek:
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Amazing Grace
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Phillies’ air cannon. (they shoot dogs, don't they?)
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Ceasar as a child
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dolphins are awesome
you've got some good ones there Bruce
I was going to say the same about you. ;)
This Man has
Ballz of STEEL !!!!!
Watch as the male spider performs the 'awesome typewriter' maneuver to impress his gal. I think I remember something similar done by muppets (I'm not kidding).
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It's very simple. My wife made me suffer. Now you must suffer. (The music is from Gilbert & Sullivan's The Gondoliers, which we just did the weekend before Thanksgiving.)
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So that's why Daddy drinks. ;)
It's 15 minutes long, but well worth it. I defy you to watch this without smiling.
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That made me cry, actually. Almost.
Bruce lee plays ping pong with... nunchucks. :eek:
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Not...real...
...is it?
If that's real, it lends more credibility to Jedis knocking lasers out of the air with lightsabers.
that's not even really bruce lee.
You're right! That's
Flint!So that's why Daddy drinks. ;)
Well... not the
only reason.
Dolphin stampede
Sigh...that water looks so warm and refreshing...sigh.
Is it summer yet?
I work with a guy like Hugh Newman. He, too, is bearded.
You're right! That's Flint!
i thought it was going to be the picture of him with the rice paddy hat and the led zeppelin shirt.
If that's real, it lends more credibility to Jedis knocking lasers out of the air with lightsabers.
that's not even really bruce lee.
The Bruce Lee videos (of which there are several varieties, apparently) are fakes, but it's not
completely impossible:
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These smoking gun videos represent 16 years of observations of stars orbiting the black hole at the center of the Milky Way. One complete orbit of a star brings it to within 1
light-day of the black hole! Several versions are available
here. This was also linked from the Astronomy Picture of the Day site
here.
Explanation: At the center of our Milky Way Galaxy lies a supermassive black hole. Once a controversial claim, this conclusion is now solidly based on 16 years of observations that map the orbits of 28 stars very near the galactic center. Using European Southern Observatory telescopes and sophisticated near infrared cameras, astronomers patiently measured the positions of the stars over time, following one star, designated S2, through a complete orbit as it came within about 1 light-day of the center of the Milky Way. Their results convincingly show that S2 is moving under the influence of the enormous gravity of a compact, unseen object -- a black hole with 4 million times the mass of the Sun. Their ability to track stars so close to the galactic center accurately measures the black hole's mass and also determines the distance to the center to be 27,000 light-years. This deep, near-infrared image shows the crowded inner 3 light-years of the central Milky Way. Spectacular time-lapse animations of the stars orbiting within light-days of the galactic center can be found here.
Dude...dude...I thought there was gonna be time lapse photography of stars ripassing around the black hole for 16 years.
I am *so* disappointed.
On the other hand, the fact that everything in the Universe is effectively going down a cosmic drain somewhere is kinda cool.
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Whoever did "dem phones" is a true geek. Excellent job.
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One of my all time favorite comics since xob posted him,,,well besides HLJ that is.
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well I think it's funny.
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I've heard alot of classical tribute songs but nothing compares to these guys.
Their depth and tone blows me away. Maybe it's just the cello but I am buying this c/d.
Inquisition Symphony - My son knew what song this was and by what original band. Do you?
don't cheat! ( that means listening without the visual )
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LJ, goo with prickles, or prickles with goo? :haha:
my latest video
hope its decent
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Well done Fresh. Good to see you.
That looks like a pretty huge doll house in the background. :biggrin:
Thanks Merc.
And Bruce! Literally everyone asks about the doll house when I make videos in my basement, no joke.
It's my sisters, sheeeeeesh :yeldead:
I wasn't inferring it was yours.
You must admit it's unusually large and ornate for a doll house.
Even though you try to pass yourself off as an oppressed minority, I can see from that basement you're really a rich kid. :haha:
I'm not up to date with doll house standards.
You think my basement is rich? I thought it looked pretty disorganized to me.
Yeah, it's a pretty upscale dollhouse. And that basement is clearly finished living area, not just a place to store cardboard boxes of stuff for the spiders to build webs on and mice hide behind. I think it's an indication that your folks have a very nice house.
Oh, and rich is relative. Compared to the ghetto it's rich. Probably solid middle class and up would be more accurate.
glatt, just learning how to walk. About 40 years ago.
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Cute! It terrifies me to see you so close to the water with no adult in the frame, but that's probably only because I've been conditioned by my own water-loving (and very fast) creature.
Also, when I saw the title of the video, I had the brief thought of, "Hey waitaminute! I thought he said this was him!" Sometimes I forget that people don't actually name their babies Glatt.
It terrifies me to see you so close to the water with no adult in the frame
What's even more amazing to me is that they put me up on the bottom of a flipped over row boat. I'm a good 3-4 feet off of a stone patio, with nobody there to keep me from toddling off the thing and splitting my head open on the rocks below.
Things like this make me realize how protected children are today compared with a generation or two ago.
This is a must-see, bizarre animation.
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Fresh - nice vid. Back off from the mike on the higher notes though - you're bound to put more force into singing them. If it's a fixed mike (as in this set up) it can distort. Lovely to see you.
Glatt - crikey me! Now I have to bother my bro about getting ours uploaded! It's amazing to have that connection across the years. Thank you for sharing it.
Sorry if that sounds effusive enough to be sarcasm, but I am really ino old photos and videos/ cine films. If you have any more PLEASE make a thread - I for one will be fascinated.
And Flint... what a great find. A beautiful animation, and very much in line with the second hand books my Mum bought to teach us to read before we went to school.
Glatt - crikey me! Now I have to bother my bro about getting ours uploaded! It's amazing to have that connection across the years. Thank you for sharing it.
Sorry if that sounds effusive enough to be sarcasm, but I am really ino old photos and videos/ cine films. If you have any more PLEASE make a thread - I for one will be fascinated.
There are a bunch more, and I think you can get to them at the end of that one video by clicking on it and going to youtube and checking out other videos by that user (my brother.) But mostly they are of my siblings and I, and there is no real way for you to tell us apart. Anything with "Daniel" in the title should at least tell you that I'm one of the people in the home movie. I make appearances in most of them though.
The video itself wasn't that great, but the idea of posting a 40 year old Youtube video of myself was one I got a kick out of. Just because it's so old.
I had transferred those old home movie to VHS years ago by just videoing them off the projection the screen, and I'm really glad I did. Once on VHS, it's fairly easy to move them to DVD and other video formats.
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Letterman's top 10 bushisms
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It's Japanese. You know it has to be funny.
http://www.noob.us/humor/japanese-human-art-why-is-my-girlfriend-mad/
Translation note: the line yelled about 2/3rds of the way through is the title of the piece, "Why is my Girlfriend Mad?" That's the only translation that's important.
I did find this very funny...
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..but I have to ask - cats on the work surfaces?
Feeding them from what looks like general use (human) bowls?
Maybe it's the kids thing all over again - I adore my cat, but I expect a certain standard of behaviour, which only I can teach him.
Anyway, still funny.
lol
check out 'spidey cat' on the menu!
Ever wanted to see what a drunk seven-year-old is like, without actually intoxicating one with alcohol?
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damn... couldn't get the vid.
Dude. Matisyahu is the shit. I love his stuff.
Hi Cellar!
So I'm involved with a cultural club at UIUC, called PSA, Philippine Student Association (I may have mentioned this?). For the 6th consecutive year there has been a midwest event called the Battle of the Bamboo where Filipino college organizations come to Chicago to compete for the title of best cultural dance. My school, UIUC has won it 3 times, this year, 2009 was our 3rd time winning!
I was a musician for it, and it was THE best experience in college, by far. I played a tribal drum, we made up our own music and choreographed the tribal dance to the music (which is actually VERY hard!).
Please, enjoy UIUC PSA's Championship Battle of the Bamboo performance---called Salip.
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Very impressive, Fresh.
College kids....... I envy.
That is very cool Fresh. Bravo!
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Paul Revere after his famous ride to Lexington, to warn "the British are coming", continues on to New Jersey. :haha:
http://www.comedy.com/embed/history-new-jersey-styleget BUSY
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I had never seen a turtle's wiener or "O" face before, thank you.
I love New Zealand. From the people who brought us bungee-jumping, hill tumbling and stapling-your-penis-to-a-crucifix-and-setting-it-on-fire-with-lighter-fluid, now comes ... extreme fishing.
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I would have been more impressed if he'd dragged the thing onshore before releasing it.
Good thing the fish didn't look up at him as he was diving in. If he had, we'd have IMPALED EXTREME FISHING.
Now THAT would be impressive.
Guess its no good for shark or bluefish though
Bar-B-Que-er
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This has got to make you smile... maybe even giggle... possibly guffaw. :D
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Bored Sheperds anyone???
EXTREME SheperdingBruce sent me a cool
video and at the end of it, it said "for more cool stuff go to numaga.com", so for once I did what they suggested, and there was good stuff there for certain. Then I watched
this, and became so fascinated by it, I could not look away.
Edit:
better version here.
Is there a Cellar vid thread?
I'm pretty sure there is.
Am I losing it?
I'm pretty sure I am!
Here's me anyway.
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This dog is a real pisser. ;)
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I'm gonna kidnap this woman and bring her home with me. :heartpump
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Truly amazing.
Wish she could be president.
I have never seen this befor , if you want to see team work watch this
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That's crazy, Zip. I wonder if they could save us from Wolf's mad scientist? :haha:
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This was included in today's sale flyer from
U.S. Cav.
I love those guys even more.
Seafood buffet.
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Solid Potato Salad. Be sure to watch past the first 50 seconds.
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This must have been totally like porn in 1944.
Solid Potato Salad. Be sure to watch past the first 50 seconds.
This must have been totally like porn in 1944.
That can't be real. Can it?
Awesome performance.
Solid Potato Salad?
I'm buffaloed.
That can't be real. Can it?
Can and is... no digital effects, trick camera angles, or pantyhose. :haha:
Before the age of tampons, too!
That can't be real. Can it?
Sure, those girls are probably only 13. Just picture them in silver spandex working for Cirque du Soleil instead.
it's The Ross Sisters - Aggie, Maggie and Elmira (who for some reason did not use their real-life names of Vicki, Dixie and Betsy Ross - though I can understand Betsy not wanting to be confused with the comparatively non-athletic Betsy Ross who sewed the first American flag!) - performing "Solid Potato Salad" from the 1944 MGM musical Broadway Rythym. This clip also appears in That's Entertainment! III (1994). Why these singing-dancing-contorting sisters weren't as big as the contortionally challenged Andrew Sisters, is beyond me.
Dixie, older than the twins, was married to Dickie Henderson OBE who was born in 1922, so she probably wasn't 13 in 1944.
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The Torture Room
That expression on the cats face when its sitting in the tub is
"You Know of course I WILL Shit in your Shoes !!"
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I enjoyed this, but then I am in touch with my inner 13-year-old.
"Dick on my back" made me laugh out loud. Guess I'm a 13-year-old too. On the other hand, I can't believe that cat sat through the whole bath like that. My cats used to freak the hell out and attack you with all their might if you even carried them near the empty tub.
That cat acted like he knew he had it coming.
"Walking the mile.......walking the Green Mile....."
Britain's Got Talent - Susan Boyle
I love this clip.
The reaction of the judges when she starts singing is priceless. They were polite and gave Susan her chance but without much expectation.
By the end of the spot they were fans. Very cool. :)
Jumping rope? Every kid can do that, right?
Not like this. :headshake
http://soonereyo.blip.tv/#1762059aw....the poor guy looked hurt when they all started laughing......poor widdew puddie
To err is human.... to feel stupid is.... well.... human.
Jeremy Clarkson hurts himself driving the GTR.
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Red-tail Hawk nest cam at Franklin Institute - 3 live nestlings. (no artificial light so daytime viewing only)
here
or
hereSo awesome - so that's why they do that! The fox listens for mice at the bottom of a snowbank... then dives in.
Presented in HD with the new settings for the youtubewide BBcode. Click the "HD" button at the lower right, to see if you have the bandwidth to see it.
BTW LJ, we can has a YouTube button. I've figured out how that works. Find me a button or two.
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I've seen clips like that 100 times and it never fails to enthrall me. You'll not be sneaking up on that fox.
Lizzie Palmer who put this YouTube program together, is 15 years old.
http://www.youtube.com/v/ervaMPt4Ha0&autoplay=1
I'm a veteran, and I cried.
Garage Door Opener.
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:lol2:
The world's strangest Owl. :eek:
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Pole Dancing Championship~! Talk about strong legs.
http://www.uspoledance.com/How to make money. :blush:
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Amazing. That was superb!
Sculpture of clear tubing and coursing colored liquids, very cool. :thumbsup:
http://vimeo.com/35993451930's fashion designers predict fashion for the year 2000. UT dresses like the dude at the end. :haha:
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Pole Dancing Championship~! Talk about strong legs.
http://www.uspoledance.com/
ThankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouOHDEARGODthankyouthankyou
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Got to watch them inflate the balloons and take off, we kept seeing them as we road around Raytown. Have no idea what the black spots on the videos are. They dont show on the still shots.
May is fine, but watch out for the June Bugs. :haha:
Thank the gods it wasn't that loud in reality.
An ant on an LP on a turntable. Relentlessly pursuing its dream of reaching the other side, and with a sense of direction that tells it where the other side is.
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But will the ant take off?
Post #2102 should probably be deleted due to a YouTube fail.
The video has been removed. I'd a-done it meself but alas no edit button.
Cat catches bat out of mid-air, see slow-mo replay!
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awesome - I'll never kiss my cat again.
Funniest American Whose Line ever.
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Has anyone here done this?
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NSFW? Do not watch if
brutal violence upsets you.
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No. This knockout was mostly just embarassing, after all the trash-talking the guy had done.
And the rumors were that he had only advanced this far due to a series of easy match-ups.
I didn't have the sound on: thought maybe he was dead.
"So, what ees eet like to keel a man?"
Pulp Fiction
Maybe his career is dead.
Great vid Flint. I love UFC.
Did you see Lesnar pound Mir in the face, 15 times in-a-row before they called it? That was much worse than this! But I couldn't find a video...
Incredible show of strength from Poland.
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That's as*toun*ding!
They must be coated with golden rosin.
Who Put the Benzadrine in Mrs. Murphy's Ovaltine?
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Benzadrine in Ovaltine why did I think of that? Great song
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I'll send you Thor. it's a pretty good substitute.
Antwerp, Belgium, Central (Train) Station on the 23rd of March 2009, 8 AM.
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And they only had two rehearsals.;)
Brilliant Daffy Duck.
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Oh, I love Daffy.
Here's an earlier one, when he was really wacky:
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Those last two films inspired a LT collection as great gift giving idea but wow...looking at amazon.com. There are so many! How to choose?
Sort of sad.
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From the guy who brought you the Otamatone. This guy seems to be a cross between Rube Goldberg and Robin William's character in Toys.
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I love dancing dogs. :D
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Cheese chops.
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I went looking for Damn Yankees and ended up on VH1 and found this.
It's a David Bowie story teller vh1 video and dialogue about the song 'Life On Mars'
I am not able to embed this and the you tube copies are too grainy. This is a good copy.
http://www.vh1.com/video/play.jhtml?id=1599349&vid=407503
It has a bit of dialogue included at the end you don't get to see often.
Driving through flood waters.
Watch the whole thing, it's just over a minute. ;)
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We've had some dust storms recently here in Australia.
Here's some footage of some punters driving into one a couple of years back.
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Sorry guys I have no idea where I am screwing this up, but is a great link.
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We've had some dust storms recently here in Australia.
Here's some footage of some punters driving into one a couple of years back.
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More recently:
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Elephant birth, graphic, slightly yucky, absolutely incredible.
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Sorry guys I have no idea where I am screwing this up, but is a great link.
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I hate that.
it sucks.
I'm sure they're a talented band of Irish fruity ass clowns, but they can't hear Jimmi.
damn.
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I'm sure they're a talented band of Irish fruity ass clowns...
:lol2:
Drunk monkeys!
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100 great movie lines in 200 seconds:
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Man, stuff like that makes me wonder. How long did they leave the installation there? How many people were still taking the stairs six weeks later?
Cheese chops.
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This guy is a nut. I read the funniest story about him in Modern Drummer magazine (can't locate the issue so I will paraphrase):
Basically, he was playing this outdoor festival which was taking place in a wooded area, right by a cliff that fell off into the ocean. At one point he was playing a drum solo, and he got up from his kit and was drumming on random objects on the stage, microphone stands, etc. He slowly worked his way off the stage and, maintaining his "drum" solo the whole time, he wandered off and disappeared into the woods.
He continued, drumming on trees and rocks, etc. The audience was completely silent, on the edge of their seats. Slowly, he faded out of earshot. You couldn't hear him drumming anymore, and the audience was just sitting there, thinking "Did he fall off the cliff?!"
After a long pause, of total silence, the audience completely captivated by what was happening, he called out, from far, far away...
"I'm done!"
Wow...just...wow.
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ha ha ha
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What the hell is that disclaimer at the end? "Not intended for residents of Texas or Massachusetts?" Does that mean their bullshit online college is somehow illegal in this state?
http://nationaljuggernaut.blogspot.com/2009/09/this-cartoon-seemed-far-fetched-in-1948.html
Amusing bit of post war propaganda! WWII had just ended and the big enemy was communism and it's evil twin socialism! Notice how everyone is white and the bad guy salesman is the only darker looking (foreign) character. Jim Crow laws were still common, lynchings were still going on in the south and the next decade would bring in the McCarthy witch hunts. A great time to be an American!
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Amusing bit of post war propaganda! WWII had just ended and the big enemy was communism and it's evil twin socialism! Notice how everyone is white and the bad guy salesman is the only darker looking (foreign) character. Jim Crow laws were still common, lynchings were still going on in the south and the next decade would bring in the McCarthy witch hunts. A great time to be an American!
Yeah, it's much better now with socialism. Drive by shootings, abortion, babies having babies, and the only thing to fear is Rush Limbaugh on your radio. A great time to be an American!
[sarcasm] Yeah, kind of makes me long for the days of sexual repression, Commies in every bedroom and forced Christian prayer in the schools. This whole freedom thing is entirely out of hand, ever since they gave them women and niggers the vote. [/sarcasm]
Cool trick.
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Now that would freak anybody out.
The info is at the end.
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Cool trick.
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that is a piss!
Yeah, it's much better now with socialism. Drive by shootings, abortion, babies having babies, and the only thing to fear is Rush Limbaugh on your radio. A great time to be an American!
You say that as though all that shit wasn't going on during times of capitalism. :dunce:
You say that as though all that shit wasn't going on during times of capitalism. :dunce:
All that stuff just started. Seems like only a year ago there were no babies having babies, shootings, or abortions (wow what a mish-mash of ideologies.)
Sigh. I long for the idyllic days of yester(last)year.
:dunce: squared
All that stuff just started. Seems like only a year ago there were no babies having babies, shootings, or abortions (wow what a mish-mash of ideologies.)
Sigh. I long for the idyllic days of yester(last)year.
:dunce: squared
*That's because all of the unwed mothers and gang-bangers were being held in a big Guantanamo facility that Bush/Cheney built. The terrorists were only a cover. The only exemptions were for prominent Republicans, which is why the only unwed mother we heard about last year was Sarah Palin's daughter.:right:
*note for conservatives and other sarcasm-impaired individuals. That was sarcasm. Please do not give this to Rush Limbaugh. He might air it as news.
That video crashed Firefox on my machine. Weird.
I don't know if this made the news anywhere else, but in the National Zoo, which is located in Rock Creek Park, a confused young deer jumped into the lion pit. The lions played with it a little bit, and zookeepers ended up having to euthanize the deer after they got the situation under control because it was hurt so bad.
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I hate that.
it sucks.
I'm sure they're a talented band of Irish fruity ass clowns, but they can't hear Jimmi.
damn.
Wrong
This was really beautiful - I loved it
(psst jim - we're not 17 anymore - give up the hardcore and open up to some new experiences)
If they want to do there own thing, why don't they do their own thing, instead of fucking up someone else's thing?
Damn Bruce - don't be angry :)
Many bands cover other songs and in the process make it into something new - It's a great way to hear new things in an old song.
Everyone loved Cash's interpretation of "Hurt" - right?
I thought they brought something new to the song. I really thought it was soft and beautiful. When Tony and I listened together - he agreed. He said there were changes and nuances that were in the original song but brought more to light in the cover.
It's just a matter of what makes you happy. I like the creativity.
I love covers when they are a most excellent cover.
Anyway, You can create free email signatures here.
http://www.mylivesignature.com/mls_menu.phpDamn Bruce - don't be angry :)
I'm not angry. Playing covers is an old and honorable tradition, but what they're doing isn't playing a cover, adding their own nuances, with respect to the original. They are taking someone else's song, and completely re-purposing it, which is more akin to plagiarism, than covering. It's legal and shit, but it ain't right. :headshake
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1927 London, in color.
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1945 - VE & VJ days, in London. Um, sweaters at about 4:30, too. ;)
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Oh yeah, I can see my high school doing this.:rolleyes:
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Thought musicians might enjoy this: Bobby McFerrin demonstrates the pentatonic scale at the World Science Festival
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The fastest water-car... with gratuitous bikini shots. :D
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The fastest water-car... with gratuitous bikini shots. :D
Starting at $200,000.:right:
Has this been posted on The Cellar before?
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Dog's view...
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_jyXJTlrH0&feature=player_embedded
"The entire film is handmade, using only 10A scalpel blades and paper," explains Martin Andersen. "It was photographed on two SLR cameras and lit using Dedo lights."
:cool:
Outstanding, Chris. I'd seen still shots of that sort of thing, after the whole scene was done, but watching is develop is really cool. :thumb:
Suddenly the very familiar, becomes very alien. :alien2:
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Flint the statement about quantum physics and the observation paradox is incorrect.
Pencil face
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What the fuck was that? :eek:
1) The girl reminds me very much of Liv Tyler
2) The pencil reminds me very much of WWII caricatures of Tojo.
3) AT&T ad account executives on acid could have made this.
And finally:
4) What the fuck was that?!!
"Hello, is this Fellini? What the fuck was that?"
Every time you watch it, you'll notice more...
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Making Candy Canes.
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Bruce - the VE & VJ day celebrations brought a tear to my eye.
I know for sure my Great Aunt Alice was there - she was kissed by an Airman, it's a family story. She stayed in town manning some sort of gun. the other Great Aunts worked as Land Girls, I've no idea where they were shipped to. Not sure about Grandad, will have to ask. But it's wonderful to see what they saw - Alice was a close family member despite being two generations removed.
Python Responds to emails. Pretty funny.
Very funny in fact, darlin'
I was all ready to object to it - we know Idle was the loner Python, but he answers in an honest and amusing way depending on how fatuous the question is.
In fact I was saying some of the answers for him (knowing their history) and was gratified that his responses trumped me every time. So it should be with a writer/ comedian you admire.
Christmas on Acid.
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Every time you watch it, you'll notice more...
Is watching it more than once a good idea?
I watched it a second time and I did not see anything more. I'd like my money back, please.
Did you notice... that the first time the girl draws the shape, it isn't something she's imagined drawing? The second time, she imagines a kite, draws a diamond, and gets a kite. The third time, she imagines a lollypop, draws a curly thingie, and gets the vortex.
Does this suggest that the pencil helped her imagine something she wanted, and then helped her imagine something *it* wanted? Is this a morality tale?
Did you notice how differently you feel about the pencil's smile? When the girl draws the kite, and flies it, the pencil is pictured looking up in the sky, and momentarily you wonder if it's happy for her and having fun with her. Is it smiling for its own joy at the end?
Did you notice that the vortex is in the shape and color of a pencil tip?
Did you notice that the sound the vortex seems to make is the same sound generated when the pencil creates an item?
Did you notice that the pencil looks into the vortex at the end? Did you notice the vortex quiver?
Did you notice that the film ended by cutting to black just as you were looking into the vortex from the same perspective as the girl? Did you notice that the sound didn't end at the same cut to black, suggesting to the mind that maybe it's not "over" when it goes black? Does this suggest that you were sucked into the vortex? Does this suggest that the morality tale applies to you?
If so, damn, son, you're good... you figured out what it took me like 10 viewings to see.
Did you notice... that the first time the girl draws the shape, it isn't something she's imagined drawing? The second time, she imagines a kite, draws a diamond, and gets a kite. The third time, she imagines a lollypop, draws a curly thingie, and gets the vortex.
The first time I watched it I saw it that way, the second and third time, I read it as all of the things were being suggested to her by the pencil. Her expression didn't seem to me that she was imagining. I don't know why.
Does this suggest that the pencil helped her imagine something she wanted, and then helped her imagine something *it* wanted? Is this a morality tale? Possibly. I think the pencil was feeding her (no pun intended) the ideas and coming up with things that she would / might think of herself.
Did you notice how differently you feel about the pencil's smile? When the girl draws the kite, and flies it, the pencil is pictured looking up in the sky, and momentarily you wonder if it's happy for her and having fun with her. Is it smiling for its own joy at the end?
Yes and no. The pencil's smile was disturbed and disturbing. I did notice that the only change or movement in it was when the pencil looked downwards with one eye, perhaps indicating that the girl should pick it up.
Also what I found difficult to assign meaning to the pencils expression was that there were what might be considered lapses in continuity. (I say lapses rather than errors, because I don't know what was intended.)
E.g. The direction of the face changes within a scene between camera angles when no real time has passed. The pencil is on her right and then the camera angle changes and the pencil is on her left. Maybe she crossed it over, but there seems to be a moment missing.
At other times the pencil is face down or up or sideways, always with the same expression. Does this indicate that the pencil is unconcerned about what is going on because it is ultimately in control of everything and doesn't need to monitor what is happening?
I don't see any change in the pencil's expression so I wouldn't attribute joy to it. I have almost a more nihilistic interpretation to it. Not in the sense that "life sucks and then you die" but more in the sense that the outcome is inevitable, therefore joy or any emotion about it is irrelevant.
Did you notice that the vortex is in the shape and color of a pencil tip?
Again, yes and no. I thought it had a bit of a curve to it, more like an old phonograph horn but, yes, certainly graphite colored.
Did you notice that the sound the vortex seems to make is the same sound generated when the pencil creates an item?
Similar. When it eats her it is louder and slightly longer duration, but I have crappy speakers, so I may be missing a lot on the audio end.
Did you notice that the pencil looks into the vortex at the end? Did you notice the vortex quiver?
Yeah, I thought it was like a drum skin, hence the sound. This also reinforced my seeing it as a horn or some sort of ear canal or something.
Did you notice that the film ended by cutting to black just as you were looking into the vortex from the same perspective as the girl? Did you notice that the sound didn't end at the same cut to black, suggesting to the mind that maybe it's not "over" when it goes black? Does this suggest that you were sucked into the vortex? Does this suggest that the morality tale applies to you?
Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes and drew him down to me so he could feel my breasts all perfume yes and his heart was going like mad and yes I said yes I will Yes.
Sorry, I got distracted. You were saying something about morality?
If so, damn, son, you're good... you figured out what it took me like 10 viewings to see.
Not really, I've been in the industry a long time and I went to school for this sort of thing. Plus I did a lot of shrooms when I was younger.:DWe've all seen those implosions on the news where they are taking down big building or stadiums.
Hell there's even been TV shows about it.
They all come down so smoothly, just like they planned.
Well, here's one in Turkey, and a pair in China, that didn't.:D
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http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=db1_1262204021Harbin, China.
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Thank you for bein' a friend.
I loved that video, capn. I swear that cat was smiling! It reminded me of my Toonces, except for his coloring.
Steam powered airplane.
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please, laugh and be offended
:D
I laughed... but sorry, I'm not offended. :headshake
doncha just love youtube. does that really go on for 9 minutes? ouch.
Yes, but 9 minutes of action packed entertainment. :cool:
now that was almost funny :lol:
S' good acting work, not deserving of the double face palm
Box of Wine + Microwave oven... what could go wrong?
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Why the fuck is the music louder than the narration in that clip?:(
Abuse of child robots... Oh the robotanity!
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They made this dude rickroll himself.
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Fresh, you're SO cute.
I forget sometimes.
Bruce - those childrobots are GOOSE-STEPPING!
I can't help thinking this is not what we should be teaching our children.
It's really terrible on the knees, for one thing.
What American English sounds like to those who don't speak it:
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Sounds more coherent than Dylan to me. :eyebrow:
Do we really sound like that?
Indian view. :D
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Because skulls need love too
Made me smile...
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Bigfoot?
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...needs a special recipe.
...You don't want to eat all at once.
Who needs drummers.
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... and I've got the album to go along with it.:drummer:
[COLOR="DimGray"](sorry the front cover is damaged)[/COLOR]
[COLOR="White"] part2 [/COLOR]
why did I get embarrassed watching that?
Alternate casting choice for James Bond (and you thought Peter Sellers was an odd choice).
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It's really amazing how many good amateur editors are out there.
Atlantic City Transit fight: young thug vs. 67-year-old whitebeard.
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Don't mess with xoB he will fuck you up. :D
Not Atlantic City, Oakland CA, it turns out.
HA HA HA that is the greatest thing ever.
That old dude is like Techno Viking's dad.
Right around 1:40, a life lesson is learned.
Sonic Boom vs Sundog
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Atlantic City Transit fight: young thug vs. 67-year-old whitebeard.
Don't mess with xoB he will fuck you up. :D
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Thats funny.
Just need to get speakers to transmit that sound to the outside of the car.
Don't need it, I have a car that does that on it's own.;)
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Theres sound...That was a sweet little interview.
While I don't blame him for dealing the guy a beating, this is one crazy sumbitch.
Everyone in Oakland is crazy. Srsly. I think they bus crazy people in from other locations.
Everyone in Oakland is crazy. Srsly. I think they bus crazy people in from other locations.
The U.S. is actually tilted and loose nuts tend to roll toward the west coast.
what the crap. i can't hear it. i can hear other youtube videos.... even tried it in IE.
Still the black dude's fault for escalating to physical violence... but it sure sounds to me like bearded dude was, in fact, goading him with racist comments from the beginning.
Epic Beard Man is crazeee!
Young thugs take notice: you might be ƒucking with the wrong old dude.
And the chick with the camera egging them on, and stealing the old man's bag.
Anyway, ever see a cat drink like this?
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Yeah, and they changed their tune from "kick his white ass" to "we could press charges" pdq.
I could never live in a city... people just suck.
I guess they never heard the expression-- Don't let your mouth write a check your butt can't cash!
One more fuckup like that, and he'll be flying a cargo plane full of rubber dogshit out of Hong Kong.
Beard man is the kind of tweaker that is attracted to me for some reason. If I was sitting on a bench in Oakland, this guy would find me and tell me his life story.
We need a lot more people like him.
Ambulamps.com - "Epic Beard Man" Tom Slick Interview
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Um.... Classic.....;)
You didn't get no cherry. Done it myself. Carry on.
Sure, it's an ad for Pedigree. But it's also an ad for dog lovers, shot with a really high-quality slow motion camera.
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When the French Bulldog "smiles" at 0:58, I melt.
The new Canon 5D Mk II can shoot stills at 21mp but can also shoot HD video. Because of the relatively low cost compared to expensive high end video cameras and the wide range of high quality optics it is becoming a popular choice for independent film makers.
Watch the 3 Preludes to the Trailer here:
http://ow.ly/1dm0i
And the final trailer is here:
http://www.pacificpicturesblog.com/blog/
really amazing.
Singing Anesthetists
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50's Italian Police motorcycle show.
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Pretty moving and remarkable.
Live RPG removed from soldierSpc. Channing Moss was hit by a live rocket-propelled grenade in Afghanistan. For medics there was only one choice.
http://www.militarytimes.com/multimedia/video/?bcrefid=808163493#/Live+RPG+removed+from+soldier/51745112001Singing Anesthetists
:thumb:
I have seen them live at a conference.
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The new Canon 5D Mk II can shoot stills at 21mp but can also shoot HD video. Because of the relatively low cost compared to expensive high end video cameras and the wide range of high quality optics it is becoming a popular choice for independent film makers.
Watch the 3 Preludes to the Trailer here:
http://ow.ly/1dm0i
And the final trailer is here:
http://www.pacificpicturesblog.com/blog/
really amazing.
Dude, I am so jonesing for that rig I can't tell you. The only thing that I want more is a RED. Two of my buddies have one and they are amazing.
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Watch for the absent minded scratch behind the ear at about 1.02.;)
Oh! Oh that's so frakking cool! I have to show that to everyone I know :P
:thumb:Excellent, Carruthers.
I find this video funny and original, although I have passed it on to others who have not found it remotely amusing.
Anyway, see for yourselves......
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I got a
PlantCam for my birthday. I got to try it out today for the first time. It's pretty cool. It's a time lapse digital camera. You can control how often it takes a shot. It's housed in a weather proof case, and can be mounted pretty much anywhere. It takes 4MP images that can be stitched together later, or it will take 640x480 videos with frames taken at an interval you set.
It's pretty cool.
So here's the video I made today, while I was at work, of the birds polishing off the seed in the bird feeder in our front yard. Also you get to see my wife running errands in the car. One frame every five minutes over the course of 11 hours.
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Very cool, Glatt. The birds really did suck up that seed.
i never saw your wife..... just the car blinking in and out of existence. and holy hungry birds..... you have to fill that thing every day?
Cool!
Tell your wife she should consolidate into fewer trips. ;)
This guy gets his camera stolen by an octopus, and has a tough time getting it back. Have to admire his restraint in not spearing the thief.
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I got a PlantCam for my birthday. I got to try it out today for the first time. It's pretty cool. It's a time lapse digital camera. You can control how often it takes a shot. It's housed in a weather proof case, and can be mounted pretty much anywhere. It takes 4MP images that can be stitched together later, or it will take 640x480 videos with frames taken at an interval you set.
It's pretty cool.
So here's the video I made today, while I was at work, of the birds polishing off the seed in the bird feeder in our front yard. Also you get to see my wife running errands in the car. One frame every five minutes over the course of 11 hours.
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Looks like grackles, they eat like pigs. Great vid.
I got a PlantCam for my birthday.
Want!
Creepy
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he's got that connective tissue disease
Please just tip him so he'll leave the luggage and go...
Why does he gotta be a bell-hop? Are bell-hops inherently scary? Do people with silly putty faces tend to migrate toward the Bell-hop Arts? Are bell-hops the new carnie?
I don't know...no sound and I watched until he started stretching his face and I had to quit.
oh dear god
i just looked at a dog's slowly closing dirtbutton. thanks, chris you prick.
The Big Lebowski as Darth Vader. [COLOR="Red"]Dude Vader.[/COLOR] Yeah, I said it. Wanna fight about it?
The Big Lebowski as Darth Vader. [COLOR="Red"]Dude Vader.[/COLOR] Yeah, I said it. Wanna fight about it?
Awesome! I literally laughed out loud.
And now for something completely different:
A dude doing 12 perfect reps with 200 lb dumbbells.
Did you even know they made 200 lb dumbbells?!
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I knew this dude (8-time Mr. Olympia, Ronnie Coleman)
when he was an off-duty cop working as the security guard
at Denny's. I used to see him working out at Metroflex.
Did you even know they made 200 lb dumbbells?!
Sure, the NFL is full of them. :haha:
This woman looks like my first wife. [COLOR="LemonChiffon"](I've never been married.)[/COLOR]
[youtube]wo2WblAo2eA[/youtube]HELP!
Big booty bitches!
Did someone say booty?
I love treasure.
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This Octopus gets his ass kicked, big time.
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@ Merc: I want my five minutes back. I only watched all of it 'cause I was waiting for Zap to eat a turd, or let the bass man piss in his mouth or something equally gross. And BTW, my mouth was hanging open in shock from Zappa's solo til the end, I think I may have swallowed a fly.
@ xoB: That piece of video set to that piece of music, is down right disturbing. "I don't mind, I don't mind, I don't mind..." Creepy.
On the octopus front:
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And because I guess everything tends to relate if you think about it, but not initially meant to:
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I want to see two of those robot hands play an endless game of pingpong.
The Terminator's Secret Mission
(I was having trouble getting this link to work. It worked only intermittently, cool video though, worth a try (or two))
For Flint:
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I will grape you in the mouth
6th grader performs a cover of Lady Gaga's Paparazzi on the piano. The kid can freaking sing.
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I want to see two of those robot hands play an endless game of pingpong.
I sense a new trend in masturbatory aids, coming to a Japanese On-Line Retail Outlet near you!
... That would hurt. :thepain:
Bird attacking an RC airplane.
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The octopus stealing the camera video is amazing.
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I just spit rice and chicken onto my keyboard.
Mama said "Fuck that hat!"
Blind dog playing fetch.
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I love stuff like this. Seeing "handicapped" animals succeed and thrive despite their issues always makes me feel better about Life in general.
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...the hell?
Whut? You don't think female goths are perdy?
Ok. How 'bout another music video:
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I love stuff like this. Seeing "handicapped" animals succeed and thrive despite their issues always makes me feel better about Life in general.
He's just doin' the best he can...like me...like
all physically challenged individuals. :D
Wish I could do it, but alass I continually fail
Anyway here is the link to one of my fav groups. We have been following them for years. Check out some of their other music if you find yourself so inclined...
Cheers.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9KVuLRRnUI[YOUTUBE]r9KVuLRRnUI[/YOUTUBE]
Copy just the part after the "="
Hit the you tube logo and then paste the text
Ok Jim, since you just loved Gothic Beauties so much, try this:
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Still got sumthin' to say, BRING IT P'TAHK!
I'm new to The Cellar and have been reading lots of old threads.
Today, I found a BMGB's posting in 2003 (Business Networking #23) to a video he made entitled "Malaika". BMGB seems to have dropped off The Cellar around 2004, but his movie seems to me to be worth remembering. I hope he continued with his goal of becoming a professional videographer.
http://www.bmgb.net/Work/malaika.movOk Jim, since you just loved Gothic Beauties so much, try this:
[youtube]SnzC7v9q7J8[/youtube]
Still got sumthin' to say, BRING IT P'TAHK!
Did you just cuss me in Klingon?
don't crap this thread up with creepy goth videos on my account please. If you want to, make a new thread and mock me there.
Hey Merc, I didn't know you were a big Asleep at the Wheel fan. My first audio gig years ago was interning at Ray Benson's personal recording studio behind his house. He's a cool dude.
Did you just cuss me in Klingon?
don't crap this thread up with creepy goth videos on my account please. If you want to, make a new thread and mock me there.
If you don't like what post, that's yer problem! It ain't yer board!
C ya''ll in October.
I know whose sock puppet yer are!
If you don't like what post, that's yer problem! It ain't yer board!
C ya''ll in October.
wait a minute!
Hey Merc, I didn't know you were a big Asleep at the Wheel fan. My first audio gig years ago was interning at Ray Benson's personal recording studio behind his house. He's a cool dude.
That's awesome!
Some Dumb Ass Snorts a line of Wasabi powder
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Building a mandala.
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Hope he has a nice life with bad vision, and burned sinuses. Dummasses are on the increase. Another good argument for legalizing drugs. We can have more braindead microencephalics like this guy snorting wasabi.
Building a mandala.
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They finished it just in time, before the wasabi snorter gets there, and tries to snort it.
Now I ain't saying that I ain't done some dumb shit in my life, but, I'm almost certain I've never snorted wasabi, powdered, or otherwise. ([COLOR="LemonChiffon"]Notice I said almost certain...there's a lot I don't actually recall, the late eighties, for example. [/COLOR])
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Nice cover of "You Ain't Going Nowhere" starts at 2:20. Thanks for sharing that.
6 minutes of Russian car accidents....
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Sort of hypnotizing... never imagined such a large % of T-bones at intersections with signals.
Nice cover of "You Ain't Going Nowhere" starts at 2:20. Thanks for sharing that.
Heh, I didn't quite know what to expect, but, that
was kinda cool.:thumb:
With friends like this, who needs enemas?
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6 minutes of Russian car accidents....
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Apparently the magic horn theory is in play in Russia.
6 minutes of Russian car accidents....
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Nobody gets out to help. In America, people would stop and offer assistance, or at least gawk for longer.
Blong!
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Subtitled Joe Cocker. :lol:
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Painting water.
It takes about 2 minutes to get really interesting but then wow.
Oh, and the music sucks. :D
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Great kids party game... even without the final printing to paper
Samsung 3D Projection Mapping
Slow for the first 30 seconds then wow.
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What cows do when you're not looking...
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My dreams...
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... of CONQUEST!
I love the cows! Cows are awesome.
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This is so very good.
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Kiwis can't fly. He spent his whole life nailing trees to the cliff, so he could fall through them, pretending to fly.
They don't show the splat.
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Ah! Now, see, if I'd heard the splat...I got the non-flying kiwi bit, and the trees nailed to the cliff, and the perceived joy of flight, I was wondering how he continued to fly happily ever after after sprouting such tiny wingstubs.
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The pilot is phenomenal. Daydreamers need not apply.
Huh?
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Cats.
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Cats.
I lol'd. That looks to be done by the author of the "Hyperbole and a Half" blog.
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I lol'd. That looks to be done by the author of the "Hyperbole and a Half" blog.
Most certainly. :yesnod:
Hey kids, try this at home.
http://vimeo.com/13671577Having a ball. :3eye:
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I love that! And I made a wish since it's a white horse.
Wholesome and good fun. Refreshing!
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Atlantic City Transit fight: young thug vs. 67-year-old whitebeard.
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Don't mess with xoB he will fuck you up. :D
Update: An interview with the OTHER guy.
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A Pure Mind Will SeeI was having trouble trying to get that embedded >shrugs<
Go back to that post, hit the quote button, and it will show you what I did.
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Re the bus fight.
Hardly a "youth" given he's 50!
(which you will know if you watched Flint's clip)
But he seems like a pretty decent guy in the interview.
In the getting-drunk-and-rowing stakes.
But the really grim thing for me is the woman filming it.
She calls the other protagonist "pinky" and says, "whup his white ass". I'd be sickened if she was saying, "Go beat that blackie!" and am sickened by her comments in the same way. Racist bitch.
ETA - re the "Fuck you" song - shame on him.
If he's shallow enough to love a woman who is only after money then he deserves what he gets.
My guess? She was beautiful, stacked (if that's what he likes, small and perky if not) with gorgeous hair and designer clothes.
Oh, poor guy. He went after that kinda woman and she traded up. Boo-hoo.
Yeah, but he invested all his time and money in her, and then she went and got a restraining order because he was in a cult.
This gets confusing. :rollanim:
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related. you can skip the actual video as it was originally just an audio track.
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Makes me wish I still lived in MA, just so I could shop here. :lol:
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Albinism
Albinism is the name given to a group of inherited conditions in which there is a lack of pigmentation (colour) in the eyes (ocular albinism) and often in the skin and hair as well. This causes most people with albinism to have a very fair, almost white, appearance, although in some people albinism affects the eyes only. People with albinism find their greatest problems arise on sunny days and in brightly lit environments. Virtually everyone with albinism has nystagmus.
Nystagmus is an uncontrolled movement of the eyes, usually from side to side, but sometimes the eyes swing up and down or even in a circular movement. Most people with nystagmus have reduced vision.
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The last 2 minutes of Walt Disney's, "Victory Through Air Power"
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notice forty eight stars on Old Glory
Makes me wish I still lived in MA, just so I could shop here. :lol:
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They also have a store in Melonville.
http://www.rnib.org.uk/eyehealth/eyeconditions/eyeconditionsdn/Pages/nystagmus.aspx
Nystagmus is an uncontrolled movement of the eyes, usually from side to side, but sometimes the eyes swing up and down or even in a circular movement. Most people with nystagmus have reduced vision.
My high school sweetheart had this...his nickname was Jitterbug.
The last 2 minutes of Walt Disney's, "Victory Through Air Power"
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I almost expected to see the atomic genie rising out of the smoke from the explosions in the beginning of that video.
Bubbles, bigass bubbles.
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It's him! It's Bubbles the Farting Clown!
Low bridge, everybody down. Low bridge 'cause we're coming to a town.
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Hollywood is making chick flicks, and unbelievable fantasies.
But Bollywood knows how to make realistic action movies.
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The power of music.
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That's the coolest thing I've seen today.
very nice bruce - thanks for sharing.
Link Wray meets Fritz Lang.
Link Wray plays ‘Ace Of Spades’ while Maria does her dance from Metropolis.
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Dog and dolphin are buddies.
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Link Wray meets Fritz Lang.
Link Wray plays ‘Ace Of Spades’ while Maria does her dance from Metropolis.
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Holy Pasties Batgirl!
Modular snake robots! They can do everything! Modular snake robots will fight crime! They'll climb under the desk and look into a box! They're climbing up your leg, right now, ready to bite off your wang! But wait! Just replace your wang with a modular snake robot! They can go on the inside or the outside of vent pipes! Toaster's broken, now it's fixed! Order now!
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Oh dude. It was all cute 'n stuff, right up until the 30-second mark. Then it willfully inserted itself into my nightmares.
Oh dude. It was all cute 'n stuff, right up until the 30-second mark. Then it willfully inserted itself into my nightmares.
Yeah, Japanese Tentacle Rape Porn is another one of those things you can't un-see...
Meh, they'll hang themselves by their own petard.
The ultimate pit crew
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TWA flight 800, how they figured out what happened.
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For lookout ...
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Nice vid Sarge. There are some bad apples in every profession. But remember, these are people who wake up EVERY DAY and go to work knowing that it may be the last time they see their child, kiss their spouse or live a "normal" life. I certainly couldn't do it. Thanks to them.
Irish hand dancing.
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Nice vid Sarge. There are some bad apples in every profession. But remember, these [police officers]are people who wake up EVERY DAY and go to work knowing that it may be the last time they see their child, kiss their spouse or live a "normal" life. I certainly couldn't do it. Thanks to them.
Sure, it's more dangerous than my job, but cops don't even break into the top ten most dangerous jobs. Fishermen are ten times more likely to die on the job than cops. There are a bunch of different lists out there, but most of them point to fishermen, logger, farmers, construction workers, garbage collectors, taxi drivers, pilots, roofers, and miners all having more dangerous jobs than cops and firefighters.
Thanks glatt - thats interesting to know.
Glatt - I agree with you. While police work can be dangerous, it's not near as tough as most people think. The majority is boredom & paperwork. That video was sent to me & I thought I would share it.
Here's my current fav video. I might have posted this link before. They also have one for the Marines.
http://www.youtube.com/user/TheWarriorProject#p/u/1/lTs6a0ORdQUSo is that hand-dancing video sped up, or is it just YouTube making it look like frames are skipped? It was pretty entertaining, either way.
I don't think it was sped up, it looks like they move in a staccato fashion. They have a couple of others that look the same but with other cues to normal speed. It's possible that they filmed it with strobes, but I doubt it. Strobes are what they use for filming water splashes or lemon squirting in Red Lobster commercials.
Sure, it's more dangerous than my job, but cops don't even break into the top ten most dangerous jobs. Fishermen are ten times more likely to die on the job than cops. There are a bunch of different lists out there, but most of them point to fishermen, logger, farmers, construction workers, garbage collectors, taxi drivers, pilots, roofers, and miners all having more dangerous jobs than cops and firefighters.
Here's a quick overview of dangerous professions
http://www.businessinsider.com/the-15-most-dangerous-jobs-in-america-2010-3#no-15-grounds-maintenance-workers-1stupid slideshows
15 Grounds maintenance (falls)
14 Construction helpers (falls)
13 Firefighters (fire)
12 Construction laborers (falls)
11 Taxi and Chauffeur (assaults and violent acts)
10 Roofers (falls)
09 Police (transportation incidents)
08 Refuse Hauling (transportation incidents)
07 Drivers - sales and trucking (transportation incidents)
06 Electrical (unsafe environments)
05 Farming/ranching (transportation incidents)
04 Structural iron & steel (contact with objects and equipment)
03 Pilots (transportation incidents)
02 Logging (contact with objects and equipment)
01 Fishing (transportation incidents)
Yeah i thought about listing them out, but it was late and I was lazy. How you determine "most dangerous" can vary too. That list goes by overall deaths in a year and deaths per 100k. Other ways to measure that would be interesting are by average # of significant injuries per worker over their career span, insurance/workers comp claims, or permanent injuries.
One notices these are male-dominated fields... ladies... you're welcome
So I say from the comfort of the padded chair in my lovely air-conditioned office. :D
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Didn't see that punchline coming.
The Invention of Lying does it better.
I think Johnny Maestro had one of the best voices of the 60's. I found a video that combines computer animation with one of my favorite songs of his. P.S. I don't know if this is from some MMORPG or was generated from scratch.
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I llol'd (literally lol'd) repeatedly throughout this video.
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Unsung hero... what does he do after work for excitement ?
Lucy, Hit by a car and having her back legs paralyzed, climbed the Mt Washington auto road in her wheelchair.
The road starts at about 1000 ft elevation and climbs to about 6200 ft. Has sound.
Good doggie.
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An old high school friend of mine is active with a company to help dogs in just such situations.
Link here (if its ok)
I agree, Lucy is a good doggie.
Oh, this is a good one. :lol:
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Ike's Dad Here.Both teams and coaches were allow'g the simple act of tolerance in a sport called football. Is Ike a special needs kid?Yes but every kid out on the field has a special need. I personally don't know of anyone that has it all together.Ike scored a touchdown only because of the simple act of true sportsmanship and tolerance by the Lk Stevens players and coaches.They showed the world that we all need to be more tolerant and inclusive REGARDLESS.These kids raised the bar for all of us.
Most excellent.
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Most excellent.
Will they give everyone a trophy, too?:rolleyes:
Rhetorical/Are you really so shallow that you don't see the difference?/question
It's a touchdown run designed especially for him. Ditzenberger booked it for 51 yards, scoring a sweet six points in the final seconds of the game (final score 35-6, the opposing team). His teammates swarmed around and joined him in a touchdown dance as the crowd went wild.
So is that hand-dancing video sped up, or is it just YouTube making it look like frames are skipped? It was pretty entertaining, either way.
Could also be the shutter angle:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rotary_disc_shutterUnsung hero... what does he do after work for excitement ?
Do NOT fucking want!!!!!
Unsung hero... what does he do after work for excitement ?
This video made my dick hurt the entire time I watched it.
This video made my dick hurt the entire time I watched it.
Don't grab it so hard then!
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very funny.
there was a film noir "endless double cross" parody a few years ago on youtube that I meaetn to bookmark...
Paybacks are a bitch.
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In the early 70s I was working for Bill Kanuika's Speed Shop, while his brother Steve was sponsoring Jungle Jim and [SIZE="1"]sigh[/SIZE] Pam. Ah, good times, good times...
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This Is A Praying Mantis Bodyslamming A Hummingbird
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Paybacks are a bitch.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Ha.
Video editing genius.
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Jungle Pam... Ohhhhhhh! After Jim died, they made an announcement at a race about a moment of silence for him, then said Naaah!!!, and lit up 16 funnys in his honor. I would have loved to have been there.
Somalia
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It's the sexy wink that gets me...
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Get up, brush teeth, cook & eat breakfast, get dressed for work, in less than 5 minutes.
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but the video is over 8 minutes long ... ;)
Big cats & pumpkins
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Why I Dont own a Sport bike !!
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There would be various sized chunks of me ALL Over the Place !!!!
Sort of semi-NSFW
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I keep saying that big screen TV's and sports are a perfect combination.
japanese robot pop star
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Hey look, it's smoothmoniker!
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japanese robot pop star
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I want one, and nothing I would do with it can be discussed here.
Hey look, it's smoothmoniker!
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They're using Judas Priest to sell minivans. Priceless.
This is all Mom's fault. She slaps him and says "You're on, you're on!"
The kid is having a ball, and I think everyone else is too. Mom is a little too proud...
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qllusion
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PEOPLE ARE AWESOME.
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Dude running on the surface of the water at 0:45 can't be real.
Dude running on the surface of the water at 0:45 can't be real.
You're right, that was faked for a viral commercial.
The rest of the video is really cool though.
I've alway been skeptical of most of the basketball shots I see on the web.
Oh, and the skateboard dudes are just crazy. :haha:
The basketball shots remind me of a much larger scale of my brothers and their friends (and me, of course) taking shots from the back step of the house, over the back of the backboard on our court.
I'm going to send the vid to my mom and brothers.
My favorite part was the guy jumping from the cliff or mountain or whatever into that lake. That, I think I could do. Or would have been brave enough to do when I was younger.
The skateboard guys are crazy. My bones break just watching that!
I feel inadequate now :(
great vid. We must NEVER show Thor. Although I emailed it to Hector.
this is old, apparently, and rather wtf.... i hadn't seen it before.
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I've alway been skeptical of most of the basketball shots I see on the web.
I believe the basketball shots. They just edit out the 200 misses that came before the one that actually made it in.
Rescued Hummingbird.
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Awwww...that was so sweet. I love birds. I helped my Mom raise a Timneh African Grey from chickhood...he was adorable.
yes, yes I am.
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I believe the basketball shots. They just edit out the 200 misses that came before the one that actually made it in.
And the 2,000 broken bones that came before some of the other stunts.
this is old, apparently, and rather wtf.... i hadn't seen it before.
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OK, that's probably the same lion.
OK, that's probably the same lion.
:notworthy
yes, yes I am.
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That's brilliant! Thanks for posting it, Monster.
...nighttime/daytime, nighttime/daytime and then the laughing birds...
ALAN ALAN ALAN ALAN...hmmm, its Steve...STEVE STEVE STEVE STEVE
Awesome job.
Prequel to Hitchcock's The Birds.
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This is really hard for me to get my head around.
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What goes around comes (back) around.
Didn't they catch a child pornographer once by reversing the software program that he had used to turn his own photo image into a swirl ?
Viral phone ad but very good.
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OMG OMG OMG
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that building is not up to code.
You're on report.
I think this might explain a lot about why I am the way I am
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Thank you sir, I had not seen that animation since it first occurred, so it's a weird youngster memory for me. We didn't even know why it might be funny at the time, but it was.
I would have sworn I was younger than 15 when that came out. More like 10.
Here are about 10 minutes of composite video taken at sea during heavy weather.
Rough seas video...
the tables sliding around in the ballroom of the cruise ship at the end of the video are downright dangerous. That would be the cruise from hell.
There was some footage online recently that showed something similar, then below decks it really got crazy with lockers, crates, and forklift trucks tossed around.
That cruise ship video, you know, you would probably break your hand if you were on that cruise...
... from banging it on the counter, when you find out that A) there are no hurricane refunds on cruises even if you get hit by a piano, B) you've signed away liability, and C) cruise ship doctors suck.
I think this might explain a lot about why I am the way I am
Those cheerleaders are hott.
Very cool time lapse short out of Poland. Not only do you get to see the results from a new tracking rail gizmo (like a dolly shot) you also get to see it in action as you see the shot and the shot being made. The set up seems to be at a stargazers conclave, there is plenty of hardware and star shots.
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And this is your home movies on drugs. :haha:
Very nice, I've got to watch that a few more times. Two thumbs up.
I'm not sure how he gets that
HDR look though.
oops, here it is, in my own link:
With the advent of low cost consumer digital cameras, many amateurs began posting tone-mapped HDR time-lapse videos on the Internet, essentially a sequence of still photographs in quick succession
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Don't know if someone's posted this already. Which one is Merc?
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Watched a David Cross (from Mr. Show) standup last night, thought this part was hilarious.
Warning: contains NSFW language, and political content.
NOT intended as a "political" video, just something I thought was funny.
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Mods, please move to the "NSFW Political Video Thread" if necessary (there is no such thread).
Shutup you massive gaylord
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Incredible, painful, true.
Just in time for Christmas ...
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Don't know if someone's posted this already. Which one is Merc?
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That is me, the good looking dude on the right...
Well, ok, no not really.
These guys have been around a long time. Pretty cool.
10 centuries of Europe in 5 minutes.
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This short video comes with a money back guarantee if you don't like it. :D
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Nini and her monkey in Canada.
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I am disappointed in Bruce's post^^^. I thought there would be munky.
Anywho...How does this cat get around with nuts that big?
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NSWF but very funny
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NSWF but very funny
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Sometimes, David Cross makes me cry w/laughter. This was
not one of those times.:headshake
Some body got a HD camera and out it on Rc Plane ,and flew around NYC Verry KEWL !!
play it full screen
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Some more info from the
Toronto SunThis simple vid has a million views.
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thanks. The ducks were popular in the glatt house.
Ever seen the situation where somebody tries to squirrel-proof
their bird feeder, but the squirrels thwart their defenses...
so they end up in an ever-escalating arms race with the squirrels?
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That is freaking hilarious.
Thats a Bing Bang Boing for squirrels!
Mpls. metrodome roof failure is kinda cool. I guess that's the end of the home season for the Vikes:
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Have I posted this here? This makes me lol every time.
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Here's one that was censored @ EI for disturbing imagery, even tho there's nothing in their guidelines expressly forbidding it:
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I got suspended for re-posting it.
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Christmas greetings from the space station.
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I love zero-g dog!
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ETA: This link doesn't want to work. If you don't know what "Zero-g Dog" is, search YouTube for it.
I been needen some new speakers
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Think I Found em !!!!!
I gotta get me some of them.
I'll have what she's having.
can we get an order around?
Great commercial. To bad the US is so uptight about sex that we can't have a few of those over here.
store keeper self defense
""I knew what they wanted really so I opened up the cash register right away and waited for my chance to shoot them." Kayeh said."
nice. not too long ago here in Houston a jewelry store owner shot and killed 3 armed men who were robbing his store and threatening his wife too.
Thank God for the Second Amendment.
no kiddin!
i can't remember where i posted about a vid of me getting nailed by an 8 year old with a go kart at work but i finally uploaded it to my flickr account so i could link it here instead of linking to my facebook...
http://www.flickr.com/photos/91741785@N00/5307028130/mama said knock you out
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Those &$&$@W( bastards!;):beer::mecry:
When even drunk guys can figure out that you're ripping them off, it's time to change business strategies.
Caolll the Caoppps! :lol:
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Those &$&$@W( bastards!;):beer::mecry:
When even drunk guys can figure out that you're ripping them off, it's time to change business strategies.
THAT IS JUST TOTALLY WRONG!
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wtf? how the hell? huh?
There's a plug in the bottom that self seals... or it's supposed to.;)
wait? there's a hole in my beer?!? :eek:
Food grade magnets. Circular magnet with a hole in it. Flat round magnet on top of the flat one. Printed with logos and advertising so you can take it home and put it on the fridge.
From
GrinOn Industries.
Food grade magnets. Circular magnet with a hole in it. Flat round magnet on top of the flat one. Printed with logos and advertising so you can take it home and put it on the fridge.
that is freakin' cool!
The souvenir magnet is a nice touch.
NSFW streaker fail
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lol'd so much i had to watch that twice!! thanks UT!! glad i wasn't taking a sip of my beer then i'd have to of cleaned my monitor again today!
That was fukkin hYlarious!! The guy running the camera laughing was funnier than the streaker.
Public Service Announcement #1: Do NOT text while walking. Be sure to watch quick because the best action happens at 0:02-0:12.
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Public Service Announcement #2: If you do something totally stupid at the mall, you are on tape from multiple angles and the security people will laugh at you and put it on YouTube.
When I think of you, I think of text
When I think it through, I'm glad I don't text
(super obscure song)
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That was fukkin hYlarious!! The guy running the camera laughing was funnier than the streaker.
I thought so too. Its usually the laughing from the bystanders that gets me to giggle.
(Same thing with crying....I don't start tearing up during the sad part in a movie until one of the actors do)
This is a wonderful claymation video, great story, beautifully done.
NSFW because at 7 minutes there's some hot claymation sex.
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I can do anything !
I liked the comment: "Let's all imagine this girl 10 years from now"
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Public Service Announcement #1: Do NOT text while walking. Be sure to watch quick because the best action happens at 0:02-0:12.
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Public Service Announcement #2: If you do something totally stupid at the mall, you are on tape from multiple angles and the security people will laugh at you and put it on YouTube.
buddy of mine has a blog and he just posted on this....he's got a warped but hilarious sense of humor...check it out:
frothtonomyI can do anything !
that is too f'n cute!
I can do anything !
I liked the comment: "Let's all imagine this girl 10 years from now"
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Tosh.0 had her on for a Web Redemption.
This is a wonderful claymation video, great story, beautifully done.
NSFW because at 7 minutes there's some hot claymation sex.
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Thanks Bruce, I enjoyed that.
I can do anything good - so a GGW vid in her future?
I can do anything !
I liked the comment: "Let's all imagine this girl 10 years from now"
[COLOR="Red"]No need to imagine. The 'where is she now' version was one click away.[/COLOR]
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For those of you who like to swing a sword around, or watch people swinging swords around
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I can do anything !
I liked the comment: "Let's all imagine this girl 10 years from now"
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@Sky Thanks for that post. I enjoyed seeing her at that age,
particularly when she reached the part about:
...I want to be a designer of some sort, and, I want to design the interior of houses.
I want to be a lawyer....
Now let's all imagine this girl in another 10 years...
when she submits her "I can do anything !" video
to the Admissions Office at Harvard Law School.
not sure where to put this or if i've posted it before. this is my love. my passion. i'm flying from the right seat in a piper arrow at san luis pass and galveston tx with final landing back at pearland.
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It starts out sideways, missed the beginning of the song, is really herky jerky, and the audio is probably out of sync...but here's a clip from my band's performance last night.
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verrry nice! love the tempo! great!
Taylor had a great fucking birthday.
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under the oxford dictionary of crazy it says see him.
I am number 4
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You folks up THERE are MEEN to each other !!!!
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Dude.... that was repulsive. :vomit:
1. very appropriate tee-shirt.
2. Please Gods, never let me become that kind of fat woman.
3. i was fearful throughout that she might resort to the enticing behavior of the ladies on the outside edges of the page. when linking to orsm, you might consider adding "NSFW advertising surrounds intended content" or something.
Oh... I don't see those because I have a download manager that restricts content unless I authorize it. Sorry. I thought it was safe in that part of the site. You have to admit she is so cute. I really love that tooth
i so need this on east central street!! in fact every small town needs this
http://www.twitvid.com/VFPPMHaggis
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now that is cool as shit!
It's long, but at the very end he accidentally flings the baton and he falls down on the floor, cracking up with laughter.
My latest "funniest thing ever" ...
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AND THIS PHRASE ITS STUCK IN MY HEAD NOW
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"join me next week when we learn how to remove cat claw marks from your pavement."
Thanks!
"but apparently you can't teach cats sh*t."
ROFLMAO!
I would have used pepper spray. It might have been a stronger behavior modification tool.
very funny.
there was a film noir "endless double cross" parody a few years ago on youtube that I meant to bookmark...
Woot! I found it.
Nicely done.
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It's the music change when the soccer hottie and the fan exchange shirts...I literally lol'ed.
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I see what you mean, Grav. I had to laugh too. :lol:
Most epic sport!
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Hmmm. Competitive hacky sack with a net.
For our chihuahua people: dog defends store
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Pico would do that...definitely. But as soon as they yelled at him, he'd be yipe(ing) in the other direction.
Pico would do that...definitely. But as soon as they yelled at him, he'd be yipe(ing) in the other direction.
yipeyipeyipeyipeyipe :lol2:
[SIZE="7"]Hey Flint![/SIZE]
check this guy out.
coffee cup drummerMost epic sport!
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good grief, I got a ruptured hamstring AND a C4 fracture just *watching* that video.
Epic indeed!!
hey footfootfoot--
I'll see (saw?) your FutureShort and raise you a futureshort.
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Impressive. Max is King!
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Break the law make a Vid with your face in it ,
Max aint king,
Max is [dexters lab] STTTTOOOOOOPPPPPIIIDDDD !!![/dexters lab]
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I couldn't resist....
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OMG! I am absolutely pissing myself right now!!!
That's funneh as hell!
Hilarious! Cats....wtf?
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Totally uncool move... but I giggled a little. This should be in the WTF thread
but I'm too lazy to move it.
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Ok, I won't sleep tonight...
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Honey badger don't care. Honey badger don't give a shit.
"Eeeww, it'ssss sssso nassssty."
Ssssomething he didn't mention: Honey badger don't mince.
This is really neat - could be a video of the day.
I can't find it on youtube, but his kinetic sculpture/art is amazing.
http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/newsdesk/2011/09/beach-creatures.htmlThe band They Might Be Giants just posted this with the title "Concord NH show not going so well".
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Good for a laugh this morning!
:eek:
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"...and that's why mom never lets me take the van anymore."
nor dad the truck ...
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Three minutes & thirty-seven seconds of pissing into the wind.
As long as people are people, none of that will come to pass.
Sadly.
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Foo Fighters serenade Westboro Baptist Church.
ATTN LADIES:
You're no better than us.
;)
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I can clearly tell the difference, eyes open or closed.
How to get an eighty foot boat under a sixty-five foot bridge. In one piece.
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heel, boy HEEL!
And don't forget your trigonometry!
They could have waited for low tide, or just let some air out the tires...
They could have waited for low tide, or just let some air out the tires...
Yebbut, that wouldn't have been
nearly as cool.
:cool:
How To Iron
Warning: Ironing can be hot, sweaty work. Make sure you wear the appropriate clothing.
:thumb:
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Reality hits you hard, bro.
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I caught that somewhere! Dude is funny as hell. Didja see the news anchors at the end? They've lost it watching the guy.
A must see, watch through after the credits....
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Why you don't troll your kids.
That girl needs a lot more than a good trolling...
I was touched.
My thoughts were that the girl felt totally bewildered, maybe even betrayed, by her Mom.
Her reaction was tears... the only way she had to get back close to Mom.
I'll bet Mom doesn't pull that ploy again.
Head games with the kids. Nice. (not)
When this gentleman asks you to STFU, I guess you STFU.
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Here is a Doritos commercial my friend made for the super bowl
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B+
It draws you in immediately
I heard "Just tell mama to get you some" as "this time i'm gonna get you some" and this confused me until the third go-around.
The kids personalities actually need to be pumped up a little harder for TV, the big one needs to be meaner. And can one of them be Indian or otherwise Asian?
Yeah, it took me several go-rounds to make out that last line. They're his kids, so I guess that's not too bad for amateurs. Agreed also about the need for the characters to be more pumped up. If not Indian/mystic, at least a cape and goatee or Carnac hat.
Hungarian archer and boyer Lajos Kassai
His eyes never leave the target, he knocks every arrow effortlessly. 12 arrows in 18 seconds. I bet he's done this once or twice before.
Now compare him with this next guy, the legendary Peter Stecher, 12 arrows in 83 seconds (he only shoots 11, but his average is 6.9 sec/.
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talk about your 10,000 hours.
I'm reading a history of the Comanche... talk about your bow skills.
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When this gentleman asks you to STFU, I guess you STFU.
I thought the honor guard wasn't allowed to interact with the crowd?
Oh, and about the bow and arrow guys ... would have been nice to see the target at the end of those videos. Getting tehm off fast is fantastic, but putting them where you want them counts for a bit, too.
Oh, and about the bow and arrow guys ... would have been nice to see the target at the end of those videos. Getting tehm off fast is fantastic, but putting them where you want them counts for a bit, too.
That was my thought too. I followed the link to the full documentary and you can see how well he hits there. Awesome.
Seemed like more than 18 seconds but still that was riveting.
Slow motion (you were kidding right?)
You can see it at speed on the documentary.
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I was touched.
My thoughts were that the girl felt totally bewildered, maybe even betrayed, by her Mom.
Her reaction was tears... the only way she had to get back close to Mom.
I'll bet Mom doesn't pull that ploy again.
Yeah, I think the girl has a point. Maybe she already realizes that it isn't what you spend on a kid, it's the time you spend WITH them. My older brother was told that by one of his adult sons.
When did it become the birthright of every American child to go to Disney World? Little girl is probably thinking "omg that is SO cliche...let's go to Chattanooga!"
Plus, Chattanooga is more fun to say and way more mysterious to her little friends. :D
Pardon me Roy, is that the cat that chewed your new shoes?
Thanks folks. I'm not leaving until you try the Frog a la Peche.
TRACK 29!
Can you believe my roommate my junior year turned me on to Glenn Miller? Awesome!
Seemed like more than 18 seconds but still that was riveting.
Slow motion (you were kidding right?)
You can see it at speed on the documentary.
Sorry, I was referring to the guy on the horse.
That's what I was referring to. The other video is the same guy as on the horse only it isn't slow motion.
You are kidding, right?
nope. didn't see the documentary.
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I knew what was coming and I still laughed.
TRACK 29!
Can you believe my roommate my junior year turned me on to Glenn Miller? Awesome!
This track 29?
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Who is the "Glenn Miller" you speak of?
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That was from Charlie Chaplin in The Dictator. Very powerful stuff. I love the Star Wars connection, brilliant.
The Barber's speech
Closing speech of the Jewish barber, after being mistaken for Hynkel. - Full text, video and audio online at American Rhetoric
I'm sorry, but I don't want to be an emperor. That's not my business. I don't want to rule or conquer anyone. I should like to help everyone, if possible, Jew, gentile, black man, white. We all want to help one another. Human beings are like that. We want to live by each other's happiness — not by each other's misery. We don't want to hate and despise one another.
In this world there is room for everyone. And the good earth is rich and can provide for everyone. The way of life can be free and beautiful, but we have lost the way. Greed has poisoned men's souls, has barricaded the world with hate, has goose-stepped us into misery and bloodshed. We have developed speed, but we have shut ourselves in. Machinery that gives abundance has left us in want. Our knowledge has made us cynical. Our cleverness, hard and unkind. We think too much and feel too little. More than machinery we need humanity. More than cleverness we need kindness and gentleness. Without these qualities, life will be violent and all will be lost.
The aeroplane and the radio have brought us closer together. The very nature of these inventions cries out for the goodness in men, cries out for universal brotherhood, for the unity of us all. Even now my voice is reaching millions throughout the world — millions of despairing men, women and little children — victims of a system that makes men torture and imprison innocent people. To those who can hear me, I say — do not despair. The misery that is now upon us is but the passing of greed — the bitterness of men who fear the way of human progress. The hate of men will pass, and dictators die, and the power they took from the people will return to the people and so long as men die, liberty will never perish.
Soldiers! Don't give yourselves to brutes — men who despise you — enslave you — who regiment your lives — tell you what to do — what to think or what to feel! Who drill you, diet you, treat you like cattle, use you as cannon fodder. Don't give yourselves to these unnatural men — machine men with machine minds and machine hearts! You are not machines! You are not cattle! You are men! You have the love of humanity in your hearts. You don't hate! Only the unloved hate — the unloved and the unnatural!
Soldiers! Don't fight for slavery! Fight for liberty! In the 17th Chapter of St. Luke it is written: "the Kingdom of God is within man" — not one man nor a group of men, but in all men! In you! You, the people have the power — the power to create machines. The power to create happiness! You, the people, have the power to make this life free and beautiful, to make this life a wonderful adventure.
Then, in the name of democracy, let us use that power! Let us all unite! Let us fight for a new world, a decent world that will give men a chance to work, that will give youth the future and old age a security. By the promise of these things, brutes have risen to power, but they lie! They do not fulfill their promise; they never will. Dictators free themselves, but they enslave the people! Now, let us fight to fulfill that promise! Let us fight to free the world, to do away with national barriers, to do away with greed, with hate and intolerance. Let us fight for a world of reason, a world where science and progress will lead to all men's happiness.
Soldiers! In the name of democracy, let us all unite!
[Cheers]
Hannah, can you hear me? Wherever you are, look up, Hannah. The clouds are lifting. The sun is breaking through. We are coming out of the darkness into the light. We are coming into a new world, a kindlier world, where men will rise above their hate, their greed and brutality. Look up, Hannah. The soul of man has been given wings, and at last he is beginning to fly. He is flying into the rainbow — into the light of hope, into the future, the glorious future that belongs to you, to me and to all of us. Look up, Hannah. Look up.
Why we take up the gun....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=gHX5lAslnTc
Like his uniform and demeanor, it was a very polished and moving presentation.
Maybe I am misinterpreting Merc's lead comment.
I would have chosen something like "Why we have military forces"
If someone were to read "Why we take up the gun" as a justification
for controlling civilian crime, as did the Commander's brief excursion
into "reduced crime rates", and/or as justification for US citizens
arming themselves, I would disagree.
In any case, I thought the presentation was worthwhile.
Merc, thanks for posting.
See the USA in 5 minutes.
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Please ban UncaDollas. Kthnxbai.
is that kid at 0:22 Tom Cruise?
Language is NSFW
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Herky jerky video and rather bright audio from the same handheld camera, but...here's my band Celtic Moon doing what we call our "Fangbanger Medley" at Kansas City's Pagan Pride Day this past Summer. (Jace Everett's "Bad Things" from "True Blood" followed by "Bloodletting [The Vampire Song] by Concrete Blonde.
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I'm sure I've mentioned this before at some point, but...the only band member here that hasn't been a close friend of mine since high school is the drummer...and he's a close friend these past five years. I know it isn't the greatest music you've ever heard, but it is the greatest thing I've experienced in my life. The thing that has kept us all together for over 35 years now is *music*. If there's anything nobler, I'm not sure what it is.
... it is the greatest thing I've experienced in my life. ...
I've never had any other experience in my life that comes as close to "ESP" or a "direct mind link" as being on stage, feeling a good groove, and you look in the eyes of your band mate, and he looks in yours, and you both know that you're feeling the same thing, and it's pure magic.
It sounds sexual, and it is similar to that moment when you and your lover can't tell where one person's body ends and the other beings.
But with music, it is somehow different. Maybe more intellectual, maybe... less animal. A mind link of the "thinking" part of your brain.
I'm not a very "social" person, but I count quality over quantity in personal interactions. In this regard, nothing is of a higher caliber than playing music with a group of people. And the audience is a part of this equation as well. They don't have to have an instrument in their hands to be a part of this. I'm sure this--the interaction with the audience--is why people get "addicted" to being a performer.
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A transforming, flying school bus.
Oh...The Coolness.
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Come now, who hasn't this happened to?
Watch past the credits.
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Check this Out !!!
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That is ƒucking genius.
And now, this:
Synchronized 90+mph Desert Truck Crashing.
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Fixing a roof, workers find some bats.
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I saw that. (thought I posted it)
I'd be freakin out if that were my house.
thought I posted it
maybe you did.
Holy Guano, Batman!
I think bats are cool, and I know they play a very important role in the ecosystem. But you can't live in my house. Please take your rabies and your shit elsewhere. That was a lot of bats (cloud, colony). Yikes. It was nice to see the roofers NOT freakout and kill them.
Dolphins playing piggyback with whales
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I saw that. I'd be freakin out if that were my house.
I think bats are cool, and I know they play a very important role in the ecosystem. But you can't live in my house. Please take your rabies and your shit elsewhere. That was a lot of bats (cloud, colony). Yikes. It was nice to see the roofers NOT freakout and kill them.
Whatever country this was filmed in, I assume there is no protection for bats. Which is sad, because as V says, they are an extremely important part of the ecosystem, especially when it comes to managing flying insect populations.
The roofers probably killed them anyway - they were forced out of their home during conditions where it would be difficult for them to orientate themselves. That many bats trying to find a safe haven in daylight? It's not good news.
Oh and rabid bats? Less than 1% of the bats in the US are infected.
They are maligned and misunderstood and useful creatures.
And they wouldn't be invading human spaces if we'd left their environment intact.
Just saying.
If I were one of those roofers, I would have stopped to put on a dust mask. There's a tremendous amount of dried bat shit towards the lower levels of the roof, and that stuff was getting blown into the air by the breeze..
Even if the bats don't have rabies or hantavirus, you don't want to get bat shit in your lungs.
Oh shoot, try this.
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Whatever country this was filmed in,
It was in Miami - somewhere in lower Florida, currently residing in the US.
Oh and rabid bats? Less than 1% of the bats in the US are infected.
That's a
LOT of bats. I'd be willing to bet that there are more rabid bats than any other animal that can get rabies, here in the US. I have absolutely no info to back that up, it's just a poor, uneducated Gravdigr's thought.
ETA: The whale/dolphin thing was just about as cool as it gets. But...black & white pix??? And also this: The things you see when
nobody on the friggin' boat has a video camera!?!?!
:lol2:
The things you see when nobody on the friggin' boat has a video camera!?!?!
Hahahahah Boy do I have stories though...
That's a LOT of bats. I'd be willing to bet that there are more rabid bats than any other animal that can get rabies, here in the US.
From
http://www.dem.ri.gov/programs/bnatres/fishwild/pdf/bats.pdf
Bat rabies has always occurred at low levels within bat populations and researchers estimate that less than 1 % of all bats are rabid. Most bats are healthy and are beneficial in controlling insect pests. However, more of the bats submitted to the Health Department Laboratory for rabies testing were positive with the rates between 5-15 percent. It is unclear what the reason for this is. In addition, a high rate of rabies in bats, submitted from rehabilitators, shows that the rehabilitation of sick bats is unsafe.
It is also known that cold temperature and hibernation slows down the virus so the bats may be incubating the virus over a year.
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However, more of the bats submitted to the Health Department Laboratory for rabies testing were positive with the rates between 5-15 percent. It is unclear what the reason for this is.
Seems logical to me. Bats awake during the day are sick. Maybe rabies, maybe something else. But if the bat is around for people to find, catch, and submit to the Health Department, the chances of it having any disease are going to be much higher than the normal rates of that disease.
It was in Miami - somewhere in lower Florida, currently residing in the US.
Sorry, I assumed it was somewhere in South America.
To be fair I only watched the clip and there weren't many clues.
Clod says what I would (and as always, more concisely).
Animals taken to the vet will have a higher percentage of any given illness than in the general population.
Ditto bats submitted to the Health Department.
If 99% of bats are healthy, that's a LOT of insects being scoffed.
But think of the poor insects!
To be fair I only watched the clip and there weren't many clues.
The title darlin'
Bat Infestation Under Tile Roof- Roofing Miami, FL :p:
no worries.
Clod says what I would (and as always, more concisely).
You and me both. Stormie's been doing it a lot lately too.
Racist dolphins:
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Wanda Sykes could read the phone book and make me lmao.
Moving on, never take your Chinook to the campground.
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That's a bigass big top.
Wanda Sykes could read the phone book and make me lmao.
Moving on, never take your Chinook to the campground.
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That's a bigass big top.
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plus
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On some songs, I just loooove Bonnie Raitt's voice. That was one of those songs.
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Crash, schmash, they land like that all the time down at
St. Maarten.
That said...In the plane, or, on the ground, I'd prolly soil myself.
Bringing in 6 to 8 hundred thousand pounds on a short runway, he'd want to use it all.
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The band They Might Be Giants just posted this with the title "Concord NH show not going so well"
"San Francisco Amoeba in-store not going well"
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weird, they *sound* engaged.
Fear the bunny!
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belongs in wtf thread
belongs in good music video thread
belongs in vid clip thread
belongs in relationship thread.
multipurpose video
worth watching related videos, making of etc. these guys are *amazing*.
I don't know if that's ƒucking awful, or ƒucking brilliant.
Hell, I don't even know if I like it.
I agree Grav ,
That Does need further revue,
but you got to admit it took some imagination to put that all together,
i wonder how many takes it took to get that vid together
This is a closed course with trained musicians*. Do not try this at home.
*(I have not heard the audio yet)
Please share your thoughts after you do.
I loved it and hated it at the same time. That meant, to me it earned the right to be defined as art.
And, now, for something completely different:
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That is one pretteh kitteh.
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They should have turned off the lights
Oh They did !!
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That second one was simply awesome.
They look and sound like prototype Daleks. :eek:
Please share your thoughts after you do.
I loved it and hated it at the same time. That meant, to me it earned the right to be defined as art.
clever, but I think these folks really nailed it:
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Tesla always makes me think of the Tesla trees in Hyperion - Dan Simmons.
Pre-internet (in my life anyway) I'd never heard of Tesla before.
sweeet!!!!
nb: see "Stomp"
Saw "Stomp"...ticket hanging above my desk, because it was the Sunday before I started working here: Oct 19 2008!
what is 'nb'?
Saw "Stomp"...ticket hanging above my desk, because it was the Sunday before I started working here: Oct 19 2008!
what is 'nb'?
nb is an abbreviation for
Nota Bene. I was lazy and omitted the periods, my apologies.
Often abbreviated as "N. B.", nota bene comes from the Latin roots notāre ("to note") and bene ("well").[1] It is in the singular imperative mood, instructing one individual to note well the matter at hand. In present-day English, it is used, particularly in legal papers,[3] to draw the attention of the reader to a certain (side) aspect or detail of the subject on hand, translating it as "pay attention" or "take notice". While "N. B." is often used in academic writing, "note" is a common substitute.
I wouldn't have known what it was even with the periods. ;)
So, it's like...a footnote thing? Is the Cellar a report, or on report?
Ibid ff loco citato vide infra! Eo ipso facto! Et al, etc.
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very simple: goat wearing skeleton mask
he just wants to be part of the gang but the other goats will not let him
he is despondent
so sad and yet hilarious
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Is this for real? I think it is! Holy chute!
Do NOT try
this with Philadelphia cops. Only Canadian cops have the patience for it. It looks like they even waited until he finished.
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ooooPS , My Bad , I have Guuud ins , heres my Ins number
How did a ship that big come to be moving that fast that close to obstacles? It's not like slipping your foot onto the gas instead of the brake in a parking lot; a ship that big takes a fair while to get up to that kind of speed.
I hope no-one was in that small ship. It made quite a good crash barrier.
Tilt-shift videos.
Best made with time lapse movies, and bulk post production effects to amp up the saturation and contrast.
The City of Samba (purty)
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Ho Chi Mihn City (be patient, the video part of the video kicks in at about 1:30)
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Whistler (good to have a high angle for tilt shift subjects, good to have a helicopter for high angle shots)
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Coachella Festival (I like the origami crane of the gods the best)
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Paris (very strong tilt shift effect, not very interesting video composition)
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NYC (these really do look like toys)
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most excellent
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Not watching it this year, but they were lovely.
They won't win, but I hope they go on to more success, as The Dream Bears did in 2009.
Advert before video.
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How comes not watching this year? Walliams is hysterical.
The 'rents tire me out at the moment.
I likey the Walliams thing. I watch multiple episodes about this time of year when i need a dose of Brit that isn't my MIL ;)
I love Walliams. As soon as he appears things get interesting. You can see Cowell has no control over him lol.
Here's a clip of them on Jonathon Ross:
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Oh, deer, wait, yay.
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Yet one more awesome use for a helicopter.
Dunno how to put this here other than to link it.
Yosemite Range Of Light' Film Will Blow Your Mind
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Here's the vid Classic was talking about:
Use one of the higher definition choices, btw.
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Awesome.
thanks Grav!
I couldn't find it on youtube last night - my bad.
ETA - WATCH IN FULLSCREEN!
How Reel Men Remove Fish Hooks
LARGE treble hooks...from their hands.
It's actually pretty tame...nothing squeamy about it at all. Srsly.
Watch this and remember it, it just might come in handy some day:
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"More whisky?" Fuckin' A more whisky!!
Sumpin tells me that big ol' jug of Maker's Mark (made just up the road in Loretto, KY btw) had sumpin to do with that hook windin up where it did...
Just up the road... I'm jealous. Maker's Mark is my special treat whiskey. I learned yesterday that Maker's Mark and Laphroaig have a "special arrangement" regarding barrels. The Laphroaig distillery gets/takes the barrels from Maker's Mark for their scotch. I learned that Maker's Mark includes an unusual step of letting the barrels air dry for three months which lets the wood shrink some, which in turn leaves more room for the scotch to seep into the wood more deeply as the scotch matures in its "big sleep".
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Last time I post this I promise.
The new Proclaimers video.
I just love it.
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Veteran paratrooper w/too many jumps is told he'll never walk unassisted again. And he believed them.
Until
Diamond Dallas Page (yes, the former pro wrestler) told him different.
Ignore the sappy music...
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How freaking cute. Poor Henri. :apaw:
That was brilliant! I love henri.
NON NON NON NON NON NON!
I kept waiting for the denouement.
I am now traumatised and will have to go to bed without icing my cupcakes.
AAAARRRRGGGGH!
These cakes seem to have been baked in an I Love Lucy episode. I had cake batter on my top, my face (okay, not on my nose) and when I tried out the icing I got it all over my hands and therefore the fridge door and taps.
Ridiculous.
I think I have it all under control now.
I will ice them tomorrow morning just in case.
OMG! I am Henri!! Literally. He just narrated my life.
Yeah. But they missed out the bit with the mouse.
Waaaaiiit for it...
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"Where The Wild Things Are", as read by Christopher Walken:
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WTF?
He has never seen the book before I assume.
He gets so much wrong.
Hmph.
I remember him doing a mockup of Jackanory on the Jonathon Ross show during the late 80s/early 90s (cant remember...was Ross's first tv show). Reading the Three Little Pigs in a very CW way. Awesome
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Ah - so it might have been in a first-sight-Mockanory way.
Understood.
Waaaaiiit for it...
Followup info on this "bus hits a guy" video; this happened just a couple of weeks ago on the UT campus. Kid was fine, walked away with no major injuries at all. Capitol Metro is the most awful public transportation system in any city, ever. An ex-boyfriend did a temp job in their offices once. They have an entire department dedicated to arriving at and dealing with the many accidents the buses have daily around the city. This is
not the first time they've run a red light and hit a person, not by a long shot. When I rode the bus, I would very often see bus drivers reading the newspaper while driving. But no one's ever died, because the monstrosities don't usually go more than about 20 miles per hour.
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That was a very good choice Dana, thanks.
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You know that part in The Matrix when Neo says "I know kung-fu!" I love that part. And that's what I feel like after watching this video:
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Mr. Goldacre had some interesting things to say, but, after listening to him talk like that for 15 minutes, I'm exhausted.
I'm not shorry 'bout ur sherversh.
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If you click on his other videos, he's got a perfectly normal voice.
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This is the unfortunate future of advertising. Thank you millennial generation for not knowing when to quit.
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Ever play portal?
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the gun's
real (ish). it costs $140.
Portal ammo extra.
Outstanding.
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If you go to the YouTube page for this vid, the description is in Russian.
Translation: Applesauce.
Watch way up the road at about the 58 second mark.
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:lol:
Video association.
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If you go to the YouTube page for this vid, the description is in Russian.
Translation: Applesauce.
Two people died in that wreck.
Yeah, so no more jokes about applesauce, ya hear?
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My daughter is a good friend of the guy who did this and quite a few of the actors in the video, they went to college together.
She said he posted it on his Facebook page and that is when the link to Youtube went viral. So far he has had comments by the band that did the music that they liked it and by actor and director Tom Hanks who said it was better then anything his Hollywood production company has done.
it would have SUCKED if she said NO !!!!
'Applesauce: Now with 200% extra Boris.'
Oh. My. God. Made me cry.
Can't imagine someone taking that much time and care to put together something like that ...
Have to add ... it also made me laugh for sheer joy. Beautiful.
Remember this guy? Remember someone posting that, in his other vids, the guy's voice is perfectly normal, like the dude was just a regular old sane person?
I think I love this guy.
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I can't watch that w/out cracking up. I've tried.
I think I love this guy.
I can't watch that w/out cracking up. I've tried.
I just keep expecting this guy to arrest in the middle of his video. :eek:
Oh. My. God. Made me cry.
Have to add ... it also made me laugh for sheer joy. Beautiful.
Ditto.
Flash flood on the Zulg River, which is known to rise very rapidly during heavy rains, in or around Steffisburg, Switzerland.
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does jackie speak German too?
and he's hitting the bricks with his wrist.
via neatorama, a beagle trying to figure out a lemon. Not the brightest dawg, but the most hilarious.
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Wow! That was fascinating.
omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg. :bolt:
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I would have SHAT my self !!!!!
i'd LOVE to hook and land a shark that size!
Awesome!
Had a few close calls like that off the boat. Once while catching croakers I had one right next to the boat when that happened. Definitely what Zippy said - I was only a teenager at the time. lol Good memories.
This shit is bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S. This shit is bananas.
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Fantastic video. I think I fell a tiny bit in love with him whilst he talked. Fascinating guy.
Oh you should study up on Mr. Henry Rollins.
One intriguing individual.
Check out his band, The Rollins Band. On YouTube, prolly.
The guy is absolutely full of surprises.
I think I've seen him before. I think he may have been on Jools Holland's show. And somewhere else. But I don't know where... in my minds eye I can see him doing one of those to camera pieces that you get in shows about the greatest ten musicians, or remembering the 80s or something.
Oh, snap!
I don't agree 100%, maybe 85%, but, here, Mr. Rollins hits some nails on the head, especially regarding the interweb and The Media.
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That was powerful. Thanks Grav
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I don't think this is recommended. I doubt the side of the toaster is built to take the heat.
That was powerful. Thanks Grav
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Philthy returns to the track!!!
The fun starts at about 55 seconds in.
Major air. Awesome hangtime!
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Impact at 115 kph, or, about 71 mph!!
Tough camera...
Oh, deary deer...
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I like how the kart kamera automatically reorients itself for "up" before the kart is even touched.
oh, and ouch.
The deer's on the roof, isn't it?
and the hood, and the glove box, and the back seat i would immagen
Perhaps your day will be brightened by simply watching the Cabra Engraçada/Funny Goat for 1:14.
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That goat needs to work on his act.
That goat needs to work on his act.
He's not kidding any longer.
LOL, This could be Pico!
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The real hahas start at the 58 second mark
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The best part of this video is in the first 9 seconds.
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WHAT A WIPEOUT!!! And he kept on going.
I have been forwarding that along since it showed up, because Bean my old Boston Terrier did that exact same thing. There was always a large plastic playground ball in the house, that same size, and merely saying "ball" or moving towards the closet where it was would drive him into immediate frenzy.
Doggy Shot PUT !!!!!
Daym he got some AIR !!!
Oh my sides hurt !!!!!!
Thanks i needed that !!!
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Some impressive clips here, including a number of casual, I-meant-to-do-that holes in one disc golf shots.
What to do with all that spare time on your hands?
Hook up a speaker to your squid, blast Cypress Hill, and watch his chromatophores spasm, that's what ya do.
Awesomeness.
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New Zealand Soldiers Farewell Comrades With Funeral Haka
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That's just awesome.
Very smart bird.
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Really intriguing - I haven't ever heard of such behavior.
There are other birds that do that too, but it doesn't seem to be endemic because not all birds of those types do it. There must have been a Leonardo Da Birdy that dreamed it up, maybe from watching Ron Popeil's Pocket Fisherman commercials, then spread the wealth. I suppose a Crow could learn from watching a Heron, and vice versa.
We saw a lot of those
green herons in Costa Rica. I guess baiting is quite common for them. Pretty smart.
I remember seeing the ravens in, I think it was England, dropping some sort of really hard nut on the street in the crosswalks, so the cars ran over and cracked the nuts for the birds. The birds then scooped up the busted nut.
That was several years ago on 'Nature' with George Page, I think.
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This is awesome.
Keep your eye on Baldilocks.
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I saw that yesterday. I think the girl standing between the chairs is going to suffer back problems for the rest of her life.
I was wondering why this was even filmed in the first place.
I saw the clip on LakeTV. It was a LakeTV crew filming. I think they were shooting stock footage/b-reel. Or background for a story.
Something to that effect.
I remember seeing the ravens in, I think it was England, dropping some sort of really hard nut on the street in the crosswalks, so the cars ran over and cracked the nuts for the birds. The birds then scooped up the busted nut.
That was several years ago on 'Nature' with George Page, I think.
There are loads of ravens...or crows...not sure which, possibly both...around here. They're startlingly large close up. Carrot's fascinated by them. So was Pilau. Though Pilau used tochase them, whilst Carrot is learning to just sit and watch them.
According to wiki:
Recent research has found some crow species capable not only of tool use but of tool construction as well.[2] Crows are now considered to be among the world's most intelligent animals.[3] The Jackdaw and the European Magpie have been found to have a nidopallium approximately the same relative size as the functionally equivalent neocortex in chimpanzees and humans, and significantly larger than is found in the gibbon.[4]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CrowAren't crows and ravens very close to the same bird?
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I want one of these! The Inebriator.
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Only, it needs voice-recognition.
"Smithers...Long Island Tea, and make it snappy." No tipping!
My brother used to work for this company. They made robots, this one a bartender. I got a drink off one at an event once.
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Aren't crows and ravens very close to the same bird?
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Crows and ravens are very closely related and they look very much alike to the untrained observer. Some say they're the same bird, just different in size along a continuum with ravens being larger and crows being smaller. Both are completely black, feathers, beak, feet, eyes, everything. There are some subtle physical distinctions though. Ravens have a kind of messy ruff of feathers around their throat. The ravens being larger also have larger wings with fifteen pinion feathers while the crows' smaller wings only have fourteen. These are practically invisible on the all black birds.
As far as I'm concerned, the difference is a matter of a pinion.
I see what you did there.
*stares hard at Big V*
Well played, sir, well played.
I think the ones I see mostly around here must be ravens then because they're bloody massive. And I'm pretty sure I've seen that messy ruff at their throats too.
grav, you beat me to the F-18 however it's best if viewed full screen.
if you can't do that here, do it on youtube. well worth it!
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grav, you beat me to the F-18 however it's best if viewed full screen.
Agreed.
I give you Hula cam at burning man ,
View Full screen !!
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Wow, they got some wild effects with that thing. It's funny, all the pictures and video from Burning Man, every year, only shows attractive people.
Oh one of these days i'll go
Oh god I feel so... suburban :thepain:
This person looks like she just stepped off the pages of a
Tove Jannson book.
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A message from Charlie Chaplin...
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This song gives me the goose flesh!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lD7Z0cmxQRc
***Btw..Thanks Bruce for sharing that video!
is that because it takes the rest of the year to load?
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You're welcome. :)
one of the guys in my office has one of these cars....freakin' bad ass ride!
anyway, they just opened up a new toll road between Austin and Seguin with the highest speed limit in the nation. they ran a test. this is way cool!
the article is
here
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A test? For 85mph? Shit, that's barely cruising.:rolleyes:
It looks like he said bye bye to 85 at about five seconds.
The first night that highway was open they had four crashes... with feral hogs. :eek:
Oh, and a Hennessey GT hit 263.3 in the Texas Mile.
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I drive on the Hwy 130 toll road at least once or twice a week. The new section is at the south end, but the north end it's been extending from has been open for years, and the speed increase applies to the whole thing. The reason they made the speed limit so high (besides the fact that it's Texas and we gotta whip out our dicks whenever we can) is because no one is driving on it. It was built so 18-wheeler traffic could skirt around Austin and not contribute to the very bad congestion problems on I-35, but the truckers said, "A toll? Fuck you very much," and they don't use it at all. So the DoT is dangling the carrot that you could save even more time now, if you take the tollway.
Except the joke is on them, because everyone is already going that fast on the road anyway. Most of it is elevated, and you can see for miles into the distance, so speed traps are impossible.
.....(besides the fact that it's Texas and we gotta whip out our dicks whenever we can) ......
whew!! i sure am glad you didn't do that when i was bent over looking under your van! :eek:
this is WAY too cool!! some people were flying their model P-51 mustang which they accidentally crashed into the tree tops. A helicopter training flight (Robinson R-22) saw it happen and retrieved the P-51 for the folks....way cool!
warning: language, otherwise sfw.
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... a fun video !
See what can happen when you turn disaster-planning over to private enterprise.
:D
Their friends will never believe them.
I swear, these two guys in a helicopter rescued my model from a tree top.
Yeah right, have another beer... you sure it wasn't Superman?
That's a couple of cool guys right there.
Monmouth service area on the Garden State Parkway here in New Jersey yesterday afternoon. That is the line for fuel.
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Glad you checked in Woody. :thumb:
Glad you checked in Woody. :thumb:
Thanks!!
Yeah we made it...but my town (Tuckerton) is ravaged. Along with every other coastal town. Sandy was one evil witch!
Here is a view from Sunday night high tide in Tuckerton
Gotta love TED:
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Here is link to the story.
who was at fault? both actually. the driver of the SUV for not stopping and looking both ways and the pilot for coming in too low. it's arguable about his low approach. i fly a low approach quite often. but never when there is a road on the approach end of the runway. i'll make sure i have at least a 50' clearance if so and land a tad long.
I'm not a lawyer. But that looks like 100% pilot error from here. Maaaaybe there's a traffic signal on the road saying, planes have the right of way, but I've never seen one. The car's on the road, where cars belong. The plane's in the air, but where cars go. If the car had been on the runway, different story. Doesn't look like that from here though. I like the dialog "you pulled out in front of a plane!" wtf? A plane? I remember being trained to look for the kid chasing the ball from between parked cars but not being attacked from the sky.
It looks like everybody's probably ok, I sure hope so.
Yeah everyone was ok for the most part. Driver of the SUV got a couple staples in his head.
I can see your point of view on this but anytime a road passes in front of a runway threshhold the plane has the right of way. Driver, in this case, is an avid visitor of the airport there and should have known to look both ways before crossing the approach path. Meh, i still say they were both at fault.
I will pull out the FAR's and have a look...(faa regs)
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Oh. My. God. :cry: (happy tears, of course)
Yeah V i totally agree with ya there...pretty cool breakthrough! Reminds me of the movie Awakenings with DeNiro and Williams using L-dopa to wake up the patients. (Illness escapes me now, on phone and too tired to look it up)
Oh, i did find an advisory circular from the FAA but it had to do with vehicles operating on the airport for the airport. Any rate...it did say all planes have the right of way unless otherwise specified by air traffic control (with operations at a towered airport)
I'm not a lawyer. But that looks like 100% pilot error from here. Maaaaybe there's a traffic signal on the road saying, planes have the right of way, but I've never seen one. .
It's a private road but there's a stop sign(painted on pavement) on both sides of the runway.
I agree that the vehicle is much better equipped to stop than the airplane is. And regardless of the "right of way", no one wants a collision, this wasn't some air to ground game of chicken. If the kid jumped out from between cars, I'd fucking dynamite the brakes--despite the fact that I have the right of way (assuming I did have the right of way). Not only am I not a lawyer, I am no pilot either (though I do have a new honorific, TBA) but that just looked like he came in too low. I just don't know that I'd be thinking, "Ooooh, better watch out for airplanes."
I think the car was most at fault but I don't know what the legalities are about stop signs on private roads, especially when it's painted on the road instead of the normal octagon. I found out in PA the cops can ticket you for blowing a stop sign in a mall parking lot.:eek:
It's a private road but there's a stop sign(painted on pavement) on both sides of the runway.
Huh. You mean like at approximately the spot on the road where the suv appears to be in the still of the vid? Like, kind of in line with the windsock? That might change my mind some. I'll change my position to shared fault. OF COURSE the driver didn't think, ooooo, I'll just beat the plane. He just didn't see the plane, probably because he didn't look for the plane.
I was thinking for myself that I wouldn't see the plane because I wouldn't look for the plane because I've been driving a LONG time and I just never look out for planes. God knows how many close calls I've had!!
He did kind of a rolling stop, probably glancing to his right to see if there was a plane taking off.
If the kid jumped out from between cars, I'd fucking dynamite the brakes--despite the fact that I have the right of way (assuming I did have the right of way).
Small point of order, you wouldn't have the right of way. By definition, pedestrians
always have the right of way, even if they're jaywalking.
Actually, now that I think about it, I can only say for certainty that this is true in Texas. But I bet it's true everywhere. You can't have a law that even implies it might be okay to hit someone in certain circumstances. Better to make it always illegal, and then use legal discretion to
not bring charges against the driver when it was clearly unavoidable.
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Ahh, I'm not sure I'm gonna watch Poonikins. It's got Charlie the Unicorn and Candy Mountain written all over it.
No way.
Think GTA. Grand Theft Arabian.
This is a parody of the Dumb Ways to Die video.
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Ahh, I'm not sure I'm gonna watch Poonikins. It's got Charlie the Unicorn and Candy Mountain written all over it.
Hey, I represent that. :p:
Soviet style.
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This made me laugh!
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I keep watching that and it makes me want a kitty more and more.
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Fucking Snoop Lion!?!
I feel... blessed... that I was view number 302. Wow, those guys are reaaaaallllly talented.
I think Santa won though. :santa:
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A timelapse ode to clouds and their atmospheric beauty. Sit back, relax and watch the sky move.
As a paraglider pilot I've spent plenty of time with clouds and learning about them; observing them grow and decay, watching them being lit in various stunning colours throughout the day and also flying near and in them (cumulus in particular). For more on clouds, take a trip to cloudappreciationsociety.org
Shot in South Australia during 2010 around Adelaide, Mt Lofty Ranges, Fleurieu Peninsula, Mid North and Flinders Ranges. Over 8800 photos constructed the master timelapse sequences that made the cut but I shot around 30,000 throughout the year collecting sequences.
wow, that was very beautiful, thank you ZenGum.
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My sister was sitting there watching youtube with my nephew one day when they stumbled upon this video. My sister found it hilarious and called me over to watch. I wasn't sure how my nephew felt but he wasn't laughing watching it. I had to remind my sister that it wasn't appropriate for my nephew. She found it so funny that she forgot about the youngster sitting next to her. :p:
This just really made me smile
Because they are so obviously having a blast, and the singer has such a beautiful voice.
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So of course I had to look up a translation. Which cracked me up even more - the bit about having a poo especially.
Courtesy of
https://gist.github.com/3287190
Note: this is a rough translation, and since the Korean language does tend to leave the subject out from sentences, the choice between you and I is approximate.
When the round sun rises the first
thing I do is to think happy thoughts...
One, two, three get up from the bed
give a great big yawn like a hippo...
Open both eyes nice and big
stretch out ...
Enjoy the happy imaginations
Don't forget happy happy things.
(short interlude)
In the morning with a refreshing breeze
when I'm chilling out...
When I look even better than usual
and everyhing I put on seems to be even prettier
When I walk listening to your favorite music
when I get to the bus on time...
When the rush hour is especially bad
but the guy in front of me gets up
When everything works out as expected
from now I set my own expectations
When I eat something very tasty
Oh my! Didn't even push but easy trip to the bathroom (LOL "easy trip to the bathroom" is two syllables in Korean)
Oh! When I leave on bonus vacation
Along with him, my love...
Just imagining this makes me feel so happy
Don't forget! Happy happy things.
(interlude)
When I see my friends for the first time in a while
When I just feel so good and I dance! my! ass! off!
When my brain just seems to work well
You don't say! I didn't even study but got a hun-dred
Oh! When you miss that someone
When you understand my feelings
Just imagining this will make you happy
Happy, happy things-
Something that anyone can do
if you want a happy life
Just imagining this will make you happy
Don't forget! Happy happy things.
Knockout.
I showed my son the Dumb Ways to Die video when it was first posted here, and he's got all the boys in his 5th grade singing it now. It's the ear worm of the moment with his group of friends.
I find that highly amusing.
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I'm not so into poetry performances, but this was worth it. 15-year-old kid wins the NPR "Snap Judgment" Performance of the Year for 2012:
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Thanks Clodfobble. I enjoyed that the first couple times I heard it on the radio, and seeing the young man enjoy telling it made it even better. I like the big hug from the host at the end.
**sniff**
Helmet cam footage from one of those crazy bastards who runs toward fires. :eek:
Yeah, the soundtrack sucks.
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I
so wanted that to be genuine. (Is that wrong?)
But it ain't.awesome Magic trick anyone can do:

Hahahahahaha. Hahahahaha. It's the expression on his face at the end. Hahahahahaha.
V: "Hey Twil! How would you like to see a neat magic trick?"
Twil: "A magic trick? Ok."
V: "I'll need a volunteer from the audience."
Twil: (raises hand)
V: "You there, pretty young lady in the front, come on up here girl[SIZE="1"]s[/SIZE]."
(insert trick here)...
V: (with my straightest possible face) "Wait, that didn't work out right, let me try that one again."
Twil: (laughing) "Riiiiiight."
Looks like I might need to break into her eyeliner before hand.
Was chatting with Twil tonight, here's an excerpt from the transcript:
V: i am very excited about this weekend!!
Twil: because you have a new magic trick to show me?
V: well.
Twil: :D
BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAA!!!!
:lol:
You'd want a good disappearing trick if you did that to strangers in public.
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Centrifuge Brain Project.
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I love it. At first, I wanted to try those rides, but then...
:D :D There are some great quotes in there
"Gravity is a mistake"
"Some of the test results that year were a little too extreme to be published"
A well done spoof
Ya, mon, is true!
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me wants!!!
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ƒucking. WANT.
Cool factor of 10^250.
That would be so cool for ... okay, it might ruin the cool factor, but adapting it for bariatric patients in hospital (would need a horizontal slider arrangement to get them on and off the bed) would save so many nursing aides' backs and necks! I see those injuries every day. Trying to get patients on and off the Hoyer lifts still results in injury. This thing, if it had a way to slide the seat and back support horizontally and you could just roll people onto it, would be tres cool. And they could manoeuver around much more independently, which would be good for them and also save staff injuries.
Ya, mon, is true!
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Brings me back to the summer when I was workin wit da Jahmaycans, mon.
Right out of his bad-ass flip-flops.
Roadblock & rob that.
Dumbass.
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The kid w/bukkit? Yeah, that's gasoline.
(Bahrain, btw.)
I liked the multiple camera angles.
A Feline Service Announcement...
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I want me some o' dat "Siam Slam".
Highly Produced , but still good
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DRM meets furniture.
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It's like the DRM car in this Buster Keaton movie at 1:15:15
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DRM meets furniture.
Alright, who do I see about getting that 2 minutes and 23 seconds back?:eyebrow:
So many levels of wtf...
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Hey, people serving the public are bound to cross paths now and then.
Hey, people serving the public are bound to cross paths now and then.
Maybe a start to a new joke. A cop, a street walker & a postman....
We Stopped Dreaming:
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Oh God, that video, Foots. It's beautiful. But I had to stop halfway. I was just crying too much. Gonna go back to it in a little while and try again. Also going to send a link to a few people.
' and if a kid breaks in a school and noone around chooses to hear, do they make a sound?'
That bit floored me utterly.
Wow. Glad I watched to the end.
I had a hard time getting through that video yesterday; it hit too close to home. But as you say, Dana, I'm glad I watched to the end.
When I was sad, Grandma gave karate chops.
That was awesome Feet. Thank you.
BTW, I've made it. So far.
So satisfying: Russian bus driver punishes people who cut him off by not slowing down.
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A hiking club on Cape Cod, MA, put together some pictures of this winter's storm damage at Ballston Beach. It's notable how much worse it was this year than the last few years.
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So satisfying: Russian bus driver punishes people who cut him off by not slowing down.
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It's the Russian sequel to Duel
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duel_%281971_film%29So many levels of wtf...
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so.... nothing.
Awesome interview with Boris Johnson, Mayor of London.
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[whine] But Eddie, all the guys do that. Everybody lies when they get caught. [whine] :haha:
Recently he's been widely touted as a possible successor to Cameron as leader of the Conservative party :P
He's certainly qualified to carry on the present course.
For Nirvana
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I love the cows! I know just how they feel.
Now check out this video on Price Rupert's Drop. tw would tell you to watch it 3 times to understand the sciencey part in the middle, but you can just watch it once for fun.
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very cool. Where is that video of the detonation sequence during the building of the Alaska Pipeline?
I've been spending way too much time watching some of his other videos. The guy is sharp and interesting. How have I never seen him before?
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Friends of mine accidentally duplicated their chick order one year. (poor communication)
They ended up with 5400 chicks. The racket at the post office must have been deafening.
The post office is open on Sunday and call you to come get them asap.
I still fail to see how 2700 chicks would be considered reasonable. But I bet they were adorable!
My mom says that when she was little you could dye fertilized chicken eggs and the chicks would hatch with their fuzz stained whatever color the shell was dyed. A rainbow collection of chicks every Easter. Supposedly it was decided to be animal cruelty and the practice was stopped.
Grandfather got 50,000 baby chicks, three times a year.
I still fail to see how 2700 chicks would be considered reasonable. But I bet they were adorable!
My mom says that when she was little you could dye fertilized chicken eggs and the chicks would hatch with their fuzz stained whatever color the shell was dyed. A rainbow collection of chicks every Easter. Supposedly it was decided to be animal cruelty and the practice was stopped.
farmers
Grandfather got 50,000 baby chicks, three times a year.
Yeah but... through the post office?
I still fail to see how 2700 chicks would be considered reasonable. But I bet they were adorable!
Yeah, for about ten seconds.
Yeah but... through the post office?
They would have if it had been economically viable. The Post Office was the link to the outside world, Sears Roebuck, "Monkey" Ward, and the US Government.
I was filling Popdigr in on some of this, and he said that his Granddad once got five hundred quail chicks (chicks, not eggs, you can still get quail eggs by mail order) through the mail. Mailman told him to please come to the p.o. to get them ASAP.
Fabulous! Loved that, Grav:)
Edwardian(1900) London and Cork in this dramatically enhanced video, is like being there then. Quite amazing.
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And so many relatively young children wandering around alone.
And no traffic signals. People just walking where they please and going through intersection when they get to them. It's a beautiful dance.
... and no McD's, but royalty poses look the same
Hats.
and mustaches,
and sharp noses. Oh my!
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sixteen plus the play by play guy, the color guy and the commercial reader
I still fail to see how 2700 chicks would be considered reasonable. But I bet they were adorable!
My mom says that when she was little you could dye fertilized chicken eggs and the chicks would hatch with their fuzz stained whatever color the shell was dyed. A rainbow collection of chicks every Easter. Supposedly it was decided to be animal cruelty and the practice was stopped.
peeps!
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OK, who's the minimum-wage worker that's going to go along
checking that each and every charge went off properly ?
Oh, here's one ! ~KA-BOOM ~
Easy, they just put a kitten over each charge and any that didn't go off will be readily apparent.
I thought the kittens were to muffle the explosions.
Your crotch rocket is faster than any car?
Sure it is.
The bullshit stops and the biker's jaw drops at about 58 seconds in. Keep your eyes on that 57 Chevy just after he drops Thor's hammer on the gas pedal.
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Click the little YouTube logo at the bottom of the viewer to watch fullscreen.
Hey, that looks like my Chevy... runs like it too, even get squirrelly on the one two shift.:haha:
edit~
No wait, that's a hardtop, mine's a post.
Hey, that looks like my Chevy... runs like it too, even get squirrelly on the one two shift.:haha:
edit~
No wait, that's a hardtop, mine's a post.
..and the two-three.
My latest obsession: performance poet and rap artist Kate Tempest. Possibly one of the greatest of her generation.First person under 40 to win the Whitbread prize for innovation in poetry.
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A gentler tone on this one:
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This one I adore. The RSC commissioned artists and poets across the world to produce pieces for the 'myShakespeare social platform'
My Shakespeare:
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The one that sent me on a Kate Tempest search isn't on any of the sites yet. It was on tv as part of Channel 4's Random Acts series. Totally blew me away. When i see it appear on youtube or vimeo I'll post it.
57 Chevy
Just sent that to my Uncle, he'd never race with his 57 but everything else is fair game.
So remarkably cool.
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That was brilliant! They looked like they were having such a laugh.
I don't know which line I like better ... "We got baby momma drama" or "We got Zofran and Dilaudid."
James Hetfield & Kirk Hammet from Metallica perform "The Star-Spangled Banner" in San Francisco:
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I guess they couldn't get Hendrix.
Well, Jimi wouldn't return their calls, see...
Waaaaaiiiit for it...
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Yippee-eye-ayyyy, cow patty!!
Please to dig the smoking shitcrater, behind Fool #1.
Cows
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Eh-Wha-
Now cut that shit out, rfn!
Guess it ain't just Bruce...
James Hetfield & Kirk Hammet from Metallica perform "The Star-Spangled Banner" in San Francisco:
I guess they couldn't get Hendrix.
Well, Jimi wouldn't return their calls, see...
There's always the KISS version (I love it):
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For $5,000, Paul Stanley will play a guitar in concert then smash the shit out of it at the end of the show, and you get the pieces. (I
think that's true.)
Team work
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And that's how they built the pyramids, ladies and gentlemen. With the power of dance!
Hang on, didn't you build the pyramids, with the awesome power of your brain?
All it took was a time machine.
And I bet it was because your husband had a blunt razor.
Leave it to, what, Cambodians?, to put the work back in fun.
My faith in humanity is restored. These guys are diamonds!
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Dance Break! Dance Break!
David Malki posted this (not his work) on the blog under his awesome webcomic
Wondermark.
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picked that one up on FB a couple days ago ... really like it - sent it on to my daughter because of lot of the style of it is right up her alley :)
The word olde is in the title.
So given that the last weekend was Eurovision weekend, I have to include two classic Eurovision clips.
Both Old.
ABBA
Still gives me the spingle (tingle on spine)
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And Bucks Fizz.
Just frothy '80s fun, but came at the right time for me to adore them.
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David Malki posted this (not his work) on the blog under his awesome webcomic Wondermark.
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nice!
Raise your hand if you've eaten a dog biscuit (omelette optional).
*raises hand*
I an my cousins had a strange fondness for them when we were 10-12ish
*raises hand* ... and my teeth are free of tartar... mmmm crunchy
Hilarious parody:
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Isabella Rossellini being funny:
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Raise your hand if you've eaten a dog biscuit (omelette optional).
*raises hand*
It can't be any worse than Ray Smuckles explanation of scones, in Achewood's animated test footage.
what chu talkin bout otis
There's another one besides what Onstead links to.
Scenes, voices.
So there is!
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"Kiss my ass, bitch! I'll be at Duane's!" (SLAP)
I like a good Helen Keller joke as much as the next fellow, but this is almost glurge-worthy. While Helen Keller was truly amazing and inspirational How about some mad props for Anne Sullivan? Who the heck remembers her?
http://www.wimp.com/helenkeller/Pretty impressive! I had never seen that footage before.
I have to admit though that I wasn't carefully reading your intro, and expected some hilarious Helen Keller jokes at the link. I kept waiting for the punch line and it wasn't until about a third of the way into the video that I realized it was the real deal.
Wow.
Is it not time to make a movie about Helen Keller? It seems about the only way to get something important into the most people's consciousness.
They made one in the 60s, but I think Jerry Bruckheimer could really give us something more in tune with today's audience.
Also, while looking for the name of the Helen Keller movie ("The Miracle Worker," by the way,) I came across this fascinating trailer:
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"Worry about yourself!"
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Also, while looking for the name of the Helen Keller movie ("The Miracle Worker," by the way,) I came across this fascinating trailer:
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Squirell Nutkin's Friend's BIL played the infant Helen Keller in that movie.
This is incredible:
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I've watched that tornado video a couple times. it really is amazing. If you look up that TIV2 vehicle, it's impressive. Built like a tank with anchors that penetrate into the ground to hold it still.
Here's another video. I don't know how to embed it, so it's at
this link. A couple of guys come across an angry bobcat in a foot trap and try to release it. I don't know the story. Did they set the trap or just stumble across it? I have no idea. Cool video though.
I did not know this happened... and suspect you didn't either !
The effect comes at 1:15 to 2:00 if you are the impatient type
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Niagara.
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That pretty cool! I notice he kept the drone in US airspce the whole time. He got right up next to the Canadian border, but never went across it.
The most entertaining TED Talk I've seen.
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Dude is amazing. The best twelve minutes you'll spend on the internet today.
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This is from last Fall, but I don't remember seeing it here.
Very inspiring TED talk about how changing your body pose for just a few minutes a day can make you feel better about yourself and improve your life. And actually change your hormonal levels for the better.
Imma try to stop slouching.
Wow! J just told me about that TED last night. She was wondering whether she could find it again, since she watched it on Netflix. Watching now.
This one is fun. A steam powered wood mill that manufactures wooden boxes for vineyards and book publishers.
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That is neat...a little overly romatic, but neat.
If it ain't broke, don't fix it., and Louis L'Amour is still very popular
i would have Died laughing , of corse i would have rigged a string to make it jump also
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So, you think you have a tough commute riding the bus or tube or train!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xG-meaGqg-M#at=58I'll never complain about the Metro again.
As close to a Jonah and the whale experience as you can get!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ut7wK9l9mk&feature=youtu.beThis one has been making the rounds. I've always wanted to go to Kruger but since it is a self guided tour of the park you tend to get large crowds who stop along the way. Still it must have been quite a surprise when the animal jumped into the car. Lucky the cheetah didn't follow.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uD6wdrVFc0g#at=63Millions can be helped by this new drug!
http://youtu.be/Hhhq90eJNdAI was in the perfect mood to watch this video.
It's entertaining, topical and a bit controversial, and simply a few minutes of human nature on display.
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He somewhat over represented his academic qualifications. His PhD is in contemporary sociology of Islam, not history of religions. There were other embellishments.
That same Fox News anchor
never asked a Baptist college professor why he wrote a book about Islam.
So you're a Doctor of Philosophy, eh !
:right:
That's not a real doctor, is it ?
You studied ' what ? '
:right:
Why would anyone want to study ' that ' ?
But still, you're not a real doctor, are you ?
:right:
Yes, so what good is ' that ' ?
Doc, I have this pain in my arm when I raise it up like this ?
:right:
Yeah, but you said you were a doctor...
What's philosophical about that ?
:right:
Well, why would you ever want to do ' that ' ?
So, did it cost a lot to go to medical school ?
:right:
Oh, but you said you were a doctor...
But why would you want to study ' that ' ?
:right:
Boy, that must be great... being around all those sexy nurses all day.
Well anyway, doctors earn a lot of money. How much do you make ?
:headbag:
Great talking with ya, Doc
He somewhat over represented his academic qualifications. His PhD is in contemporary sociology of Islam, not history of religions. There were other embellishments.
You say "embellishments", I say simplifications. He was mercifully and patiently keeping the conversation on the interviewer's level, like any good teacher would. Why would the teacher move on to more advanced aspects of an idea when the student hadn't yet grasped the fundamentals?
I read a little and found that his (PhD) degree is in the sociology of religion, not only Islam. Also, his academic work to that point included a great deal of study and coursework in religion in a historical context (what else is there? religion of today?) giving him justification for his claims to be a historian, in my opinion.
Leaving aside the fact that the Ph.D. was in the sociology of religion, Reza Aslan’s dissertation adviser, Prof. Mark Juergensmayer, weighed in:
Since i was Reza’s thesis adviser at the Univ of California-Santa Barbara, I can testify that he is a religious studies scholar. (I am a sociologist of religion with a position in sociology and an affiliation with religious studies). Though Reza’s PhD is in sociology most of his graduate course work at UCSB was in the history of religion in the dept of religious studies. Though none of his 4 degrees are in history as such, he is a “historian of religion” in the way that that term is used at the Univ of Chicago to cover the field of comparative religion; and his theology degree at Harvard covered Bible and Church history, and required him to master New Testament Greek. So in short, he is who he says he is.
It is not unreasonable for a person who majored in the sociology of religion to consider himself a historian of religion if his emphasis during study was in history. There is a very large overlap between the fields, especially since “most of his graduate course work was in the history of religion in the dept of religious studies.”
What other embellishments did you notice?
Porn sex vs Real sex, explained with food.
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"22% of women will take a hot load in the face?"
Wow, that is surprising. I've only ever done that on accident, or by request.
In a place that had clean up facilities, too, I bet.
You know you're loved when you get that request out in the woods where there ain't even a moist towelette.
CNET.com
Amanda Kooser
August 6, 2013
ScienceCasts:
The Sun's Magnetic Field is About to Flip
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It'll be more interesting when the Earth flips poles, which is overdue.
Says 'water bomber', but, it's foam, I think. Still cool as hell.
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Apparently it's 1620 gallons of water with "flame retardant" mixed in, but still not foam.
LinkI was watching the Teen Choice Awards the other night while surfing around on the Cellar or something, and somebody else had the remote. I was only giving it about a third of my attention, because it was the Teen Choice Awards, and that's really all it deserved. Imbecile after imbecile was getting up there on the stage.
But then they gave some sort of lifetime achievement award to Ashton Kutcher. They showed all these clips from his career, and it occurred to me that he had been around for a while now and has really done a lot of stuff. Much more than you would realize until you start counting it all up. And he was actually pretty talented to be doing all that stuff.
So he get up there on stage, and the first thing he does is start joking about how he's getting the old geezer award at a Teen Choice Awards ceremony. That instantly drew me in, because this was a guy who has actually got a clue about what's going on, and where he fits in.
And then he proceeded to give probably the best awards show speech I have ever heard. Lookout posted this over on FB because he thought it was great, and that made me realize that this was a speech that deserves to be seen. So here it is. Sorry for the poor video quality.
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The guy could be a teacher. He tells the audience what he's going to say. Then he actually says it in some detail with great examples, and then finally, he finishes by reminding the audience what he just said.
I like this guy. And now I respect him too.
it was good.
and he's right on target, too. mostly. *spoiler, I'm gonna reference his points* opportunity looking like work, yep, it does. but, not all hard, good work provides opportunity. sometimes it's just a grind. the hard work arc he describes is traced by countless others, a vanishingly few of which result in the same pinnacle upon which he rests there on stage. hard work *is* important, unquestionably. but starting conditions are also crucial, and so are other things less tangible things like poverty and education and gender and skin color that have a tremendous influence on "opportunity" (which still requires work, granted).
being sexy, itself, is a huge part of opportunity as it translates into getting the desirable attention of those who could deliver opportunity. still, his point about what is "sexy", a term that is accepted by and embedded in the psyches of his audience is well played by him, as he suggests to them a different definition of "sexy"; being smart and thoughtful and generous. good on him for delivering a better and healthier mindset wrapped in paper they already like (or did he just give them the opportunity to improve themselves by adopting this new attitude, leaving the hard work of living up to these standards of "sexy"?)
make a life, not live a life... a little vague, and the supporting arguments he makes are not ones I agree with. I don't agree that "all this you see around you was made by people *no smarter than you*". I don't agree with that. LOTS of what I enjoy, take for granted, was thought up and produced by people lots smarter than me (usually in very specific areas, but we're talking about very specific aspects of life). I really like the message he's trying to deliver "you can be anything and make anything you can dream up, just like everything you see around you was dreamt up by someone" (paraphrasing), and he saves this important exhortation for the end when he's got his maximum momentum, but it doesn't follow for me. the second part of his point, to live thoughtfully, with an eye for what could be and don't be a sheep--that's good advice and I agree with it.
It was a good speech, and he delivered good points well. He was talking to a very receptive audience ("WEE LUV YOOOOOOUUU", which always helps). I think he's got a handle on it.
Oh, there were some flaws in his speech, but it was outstanding compared to the ones that surrounded it.
Thoughtful and sexy on rye bread with some mayonnaise.
pretty impressive, especially with that fence to the right
Wow, he makes maneuvering that helicopter look so effortless.
Forget the fence to the right, I was worried about the tail rotor hooking the wall out back. Must not be close as it looks. I hope not, anyway.
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It loves me!
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Dean Zimmer is available for musical projects
But you have to rock.
I want one.
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The white flag had me laughing.
Cute.
That was Popdigr's favorite part.
Fooled ya !
Even after waving the white flag, it did not give up and quit.
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Dean Zimmer is available for musical projects
But you have to rock.
Awesome. Now I feel like a pussy (and I should) for complaining when I have a torn TFCC, separated AC joint, lumbar spasms, or bursitis.
Pffffffft. Whatever dude, just so long as you ROCK!!!
That brightened my day. Imma try to always rock.
I was talking to my brother in Taiwan the other day and he mentioned this video of a rock slide from all the rain they had last week.
Close call!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6SFMUSCaX8#t=35
I recommend the full screen mode!
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NPR this morning, I heard the story of work recently published in
Science. It's the first instance of mechanical gears found naturally occurring in the wild.
Apparently the nymph planthopper insect likes to jump to move around. And to jump well, it need both legs to kick off at exactly the same time, otherwise it goes off in the wrong direction, or just spins around. Since its nervous system isn't yet up to the task, it uses gears that interlock so when one leg starts to kick off, the other leg does too.
In order to film this extremely fast movement, the scientists glued the little critters to the table on their backs, and tickled their tummies while filming with an extremely high speed camera they could then slow down.
The video clearly shows gears!
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Makes me wish I could fly.
Time lapse of Burning Man from afar. The night time lights look really cool. Maybe I'd like to go after all. Even though the dust storms look terrible.
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Made me think of "Jeremiah Johnson":
Jeremiah and Caleb had just seen a hawk flying (we'll sub 'eagle' for 'hawk' here)
[Eagle], going for the Musselshell [river]. It'd take me a week's ride, and he'll be there in... hell, he's there already.
Love this video of the old Dodge truck and how it gets past most muddy obstacles that would stop the best 4-wheel drive. I think the wheel spokes helped it get traction!
http://www.youtube.com/embed/nq2jY1trxqg?rel=0Amazing! I love how they just get out and roll it over.
Sometimes ya takes ya fun where ya finds it.
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Wow! That's a steep ditch.
Heavy.
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Sometimes ya takes ya fun where ya finds it.
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Wow! That's a steep ditch.
Lions Bay, British Columbia, by the way.
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I know that these flash mob videos aren't everyone's cup of tea, but I think that this one is priceless.
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For those not inclined to look at Youtube for an explanation, or who don't read Dutch, it was an advertising stunt to publicise the re-opening of the Rijksmuseum in Amsterdam after years of refurbishment, Rembrandt's 'Night Watch' being the most famous exhibit.
What can you say about the Dutch, eh?
No-one shot him.
Wonderful.
I actually had the thought "Do flash mobs come with multiple camera angles, and high production values?".
A lot happens in der Nederlands that no-one talks about afterwards...
(oh, except me)
It was a flash-mob advert.
potty talk
no, really.
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Dude eats GrapeNuts off the floor...Well, he thought they were GrapeNuts.
Pretty good sport about it...
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Nifty!
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The bigger the screen the better.
Helllo Bloke!
A well placed first post,
though a duplicate.
Welcome to the cellar. :)
Hah! Beat ya by thirty minutes, take that!
:welcome: Bloke!
Hi, peeps!
I used to be on here a few years ago but I couldn't remember my name or my password. I think I was Rooster or Roosta or Roooster.
I don't know!
Anyhoo, Hi again!
You mean
Roosta?
New name's as good as the old, though. Welcome back!
Cheech and Chong... might not be safe for work.
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You mean Roosta?
New name's as good as the old, though. Welcome back!
That's me! I had a quick rummage around last night and found that page. I think I tried to search a long time back but it wouldn't work as I wasn't logged in.
It's been a while...
:)
Cheech and Chong... might not be safe for work.
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So. Gross.
A spirited display by the Boeing 787 at the Farnborough International Air Show 2012.
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As something of a contrast, a British Airways Airbus A380 with the RAF Red Arrows at the Royal International Air Tattoo, RAF Fairford, summer 2013.
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BA has recently introduced two of these mighty beasts into service with London Heathrow-Los Angeles being one of the first routes. They are doing two or three round trips per week at the moment but as more examples are delivered they'll be used on a daily basis. Not sure how many are on order but arranging finance for the things must be a hell of a job on its own.
I used to be an aviation 'nut' as a kid but only take a passing interest now. However, anything notable like the above still attracts my attention. I did, for a brief period, exercise the privileges of a Private Pilot's Licence but I was never a natural aviator. On the other hand, as I never attracted the attention of the Air Accidents Investigation Branch, I suppose that I can claim that as a measure of success! :eek:
On the other hand, as I never attracted the attention of the Air Accidents Investigation Branch, I suppose that I can claim that as a measure of success!
Congratulations, any landing you can walk away from and all that. :thumb:
Nifty!
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That is exhausting to even watch... quite remarkable.
That was fucking awesome!
The aerobatic plane at 3:20 is just sick.
Clicking the link on this youtube page gives a page of links to all the videos used. The number on the bottom right refers...
He also has older best of web videos.
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No thanks. Don't need that.
Keep the electricity INSIDE the wires, thank you.
sparky juice isn't anything to shake a stick at, that's for sure!
one time there was an electrical contractor working at a residence and there was a cable, bare ended and weathered, sticking out of the ground. he grabbed it to pull it up out of the dirt and guess what? yep! it was still live. 240Vac...blew the tips of his toes off, shit you not!
Believe it or not, I'd rather go through that, than this:
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Yee. Ikes.:vomit:
i'd be :vomitblu:'ing my guts out
i'd be :vomitblu:'ing my guts out
you are such a pussy if you'd barf over a little swell like that. not me
yep. not me because I would have already died from shitting myself to death
you are such a pussy if you'd barf over a little swell like that. not me
yep. not me because I would have already died from shitting myself to death
lol sarge!!
here is the skydiving planes that collided the other day.....
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I was reading about that. They sold the story to NBC, and the video. That's pretty rare, but because they all had good video of the incident, they were in the driver's seat. NBC paid them (as a group) $100k for the footage.
Watch the video while you still can, because it won't be on youtube for long.
Glad they all made it , now the question did the top plane drop on to them or did the bottom plane rise UP into the other plane ????
Glad they all made it , now the question did the top plane drop on to them or did the bottom plane rise UP into the other plane ????
hard to tell BUT the pilot on top, by regulations and safety should have maintained visual separation from the other aircraft. there was no way for the pilot on the bottom to see the plane above him due to the high wing design.
I read the top plane came down on the lower.
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If ya dance like that, and there's no one there to see it, are ya still a fool?
I wish I could have experienced this. I'm sure it was quite a rush. I love the guy's reaction.
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Did you notice the woman at the very end checking her hair for goose shit? :yelsick:
Yeah, that would have been me...:D.
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This is sooo much fun. Not the video, actually doing it.
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Very nice !
Don't skip the ending sequence
It ain't easy being green.
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Dragon painter.
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Very cool, and especially that single stroke to create the body... really neat !
Say what you will regarding Russian engineering, but, this is ƒucking brilliant:
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Who holds it up so he can unhook it? But that's cool.
They use an old Missippi country boy!
crows are smart
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crows are smart
That's not a crow ... it's a meadow lark !
He just got tired of saying "My feet are cold" and found a way to keep them warm.
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This boy needs help.
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What could possibly go wrong there...
fun!
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That's a wonderful dog ... no challenge too great !
Britain. At the forefront of innovation.
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Thanks for that Spexx.
It brought back happy memories of my old Black Lab who would plunge around in the snow where it had drifted against the hedge along the lane near here.
He also did a passable impression of a snow plough with his nose and inevitably concluded with an almighty sneeze. Happy days.
I wasn't sure what to make of this video at first, and am still not.
It seems to have been made by the very people it sets out to satirise.
Over to you...
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A bit creepy, a bit mindful of "soyient green", and well executed as a corporate PR video...
such as you might see on Sunday morning in between the talking head tv shows.
The main player appears to be so relaxed and 'at home' in his role, that it makes me wonder if he is the owner of the farm.
Pretty likely that it's the work of a local college. Quite cleverly done, though.
"...we just send them up to Chelsea..."
Better than Coventry, I suppose.
If I wasn't in such a foul place, that would've been more enjoyable, I also suppose.
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If I wasn't in such a foul place, that would've been more enjoyable, I also suppose.
What is the matter Gravdigr?
Mother. Fucking. Liars.
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Did they do something to you or yours?
Did they do something to you or yours?
You believe that's how it goes with the TSA, do ya?:eyebrow:
What is the matter Gravdigr?
I'm just foul.
:48 ...wow, that was easy, what's next? :50
Land transportation. Here to keep you secure.
You believe that's how it goes with the TSA, do ya?:eyebrow:
I know that I will never fly again, because of the TSA.
I used to look for excuses to jump on a plane and go somewhere.
Now I look for ways to avoid it. Between the airlines reducing the quality of service, and the fucking TSA, flying is an unpleasant ordeal now.
Do you have an extra $8.8 billion laying about somewhere ?
This is what you can get if you can fold it up and put it in a big suitcase
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... and then unfold it again ... without anything going wrong
Here is a 3-minute animation of the unfolding...
The
James Webb Space Telescope (JWST)
(sorry, there's a short ad first)
Between the airlines reducing the quality of service, and the fucking TSA, flying is an unpleasant ordeal now.
Very true. There is also a newly established "authority" that the flight attendants wield over travelers.
I know that I will never fly again, because of the TSA.
That's bad enough dealing with them in the process of flying. Just wait until their role is expanded to land transportation as well.
Even though it looks like he's talking to about seven members of the Rotary Club...
...this is an outstanding story:
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Fermenting...
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From the Witney Gazette.
After working as a blacksmith for more than 70 years, Fred Harriss knows all about earning a living by the sweat of his brow.
Sadly, when he finally laid down his tools and left the forge, he found he was less qualified to nail down the intricacies of the pension and benefits system.
Mr Harriss, is now at home at Charlbury working on his autobiography, charting a career that began at the age of ten, when he arrived at a forge in Langford in west Oxfordshire, to work 12 hours every Saturday for 6d (two-and-a-half pence).
At one point, it had looked like Mr Harriss’s book was set to have the saddest of endings.
For at the age of 82, only months after a long overdue retirement, Mr Harriss found himself in serious financial difficulty.
“I got to the point where I had no money in the bank. Things got so bad I was preparing to sell my home and move in with my son.”
He says he was even having to rely on his children and grandchildren for food.
When he retired at the end of 2009, the great-grandfather of eight was receiving a basic £97-a-week pension. But he was forced to spend a quarter of that on council tax, mortgage repayments and bills.
“I was always too generous for my own good when it came to business. I suffered from people not paying their bills,” he said.
“I would have a Rolls-Royce outside if I added up all the work I did that I was never paid for. It still disgusts me that small businesses are often never paid. I also went through two divorces.”
Mr Harriss also found himself faced with a battle with bowel cancer and having to look after his partner, who was suffering from Parkinson’s disease.
She has since been admitted into a care home.
Thankfully, he was put in touch with Age UK Oxfordshire by West Oxfordshire District Council staff, who happened to be fitting a shower at his bungalow.
The charity, which is running the Give An Hour Campaign with The Oxford Times, helped him to apply for benefit entitlements.
It was found he should have been receiving pension credits, housing and council tax relief.
Mr Harriss, who celebrated his 83rd birthday on Sunday, recalls: “The lady who came was related to someone who knew all about steam engines. So we got on famously. At the time I was just about to go into hospital for a cancer operation. I was grateful that she was able to take over.”
Jessica Brown, of Age UK Oxfordshire, readily recalls the case.
“What it showed for me is that some elderly people do need extra help when it comes to the benefit system, even if it is a person who knows how to apply and can fill in the form.
“There are complications and the pension system can get it wrong. Many people do not realise that. We pick up on errors all the time because we are aware of what people are entitled to.
“We provide extra advice and information about the different benefits that may be available, including advice on community care rights and the social care system.
“The pension service send out one person to help pensioners. But if they don’t have all the forms then and there, they don’t get a second visit.”
Mr Harriss even received an apology from the Department for Work and Pensions and received backdated payments and compensation for £86. The financial worry had an impact on his health, and last week Mr Harriss was heading back to hospital for a hernia operation.
But already he is looking forward to getting back home to continue work on his book about his life in a dirty, back-breaking job that he nevertheless loved.
He also looks in at the forge at Sturt Farm, near Burford, where the blacksmith business F.C. Harrris & Sons is based, to see how his son Martin is performing.
That’s what he really enjoys.
The old blacksmith was, after all, never one for mere paperwork.
Live in boxes? Why not?
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That is so cute. The one dog is like "get to the amen already!" Reminds me of saying grace at our dinner table: blessusolordandthesethygiftswhichweareabouttoreceivefromthybountythroughchristourlordamen...dig in!
Shouldn't that be 'grrrace'?
Just saying.
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You may take notes. I shall be asking questions later.
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The Thai military performing to 'The Final Countdown' (and, apparently, 'It's A Small World') by the Swedish band Europe. Looks to me like they would have chosen a tune by Asia.:sweat:
Turkish ferry Ostend Spirit made a dramatic final docking by coming into land at speed, ready to be taken apart after 24 years of service.
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It's better full screen.
For Flint, 50 drum intros.
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It's better full screen.
And here's the view from the bridge...
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Sorry, couldn't embed a LiveLeak video so had to post the link.
Worth a look, though.
Wedding, starting married life with a bang.
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And here's the view from the bridge...
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Sorry, couldn't embed a LiveLeak video so had to post the link.
Worth a look, though.
Carruthers, embedding a LiveLeak video works just like doing a YouTube video. Hit the LiveLeak button up next to the YouTube button and then paste the video identifier between the brackets. It's usually the number/letter code after the '=' sign, in this case you'd paste 55d_1384816686 between the LiveLeak brackets.
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Thank you, sir! I am grateful to you.
Note to self: Seek and ye shall find.:)
Ha. Carruthers that was brilliant!
TED, explaining how to make animation look real. Science!
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"Lookout for that steel cab--"
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I almost put this in the 'Nightmare Fuel' thread, but it's too much fun.
He can really shake his booty.
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Shirley Temple
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I am something of a gentle soul, but I'd pay good money for an afternoon driving this automotive mega destruction machine.
BTW Watch the engine blocks go in just after the 5.00 mark.
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BTW Watch the engine blocks go in just after the 5.00 mark.
That's a strange thing to see. Grinds them up nicely.
I can't help but to think of all the effort required to make a car. Then it's completely broken down in seconds. It's a good thing to recycle for something else that will take months or years to engineer, design, manufacture, source, assemble and distribute.
I'm thinking of all the perfectly good used components still in those cars that would be appreciated by the people who could use them, if only you could connect them to the right people.
One man's treasure is another man's junk.
After this video finished playing, there was a thumbnail of a cute VW bug getting shredded. They did it as a gag, where somebody drove the VW up to a reserved parking lot and then a forklift picked it up and dropped it in the shredder. Shame to shred a car that still works. I'm sure there are lots of needy people who would love a running car as easy to tinker with as a VW bug.
I'm thinking of all the perfectly good used components still in those cars that would be appreciated by the people who could use them, if only you could connect them to the right people.
One man's treasure is another man's junk.
All is not lost. There's a firm near here which has a thriving business breaking up cars and selling on such components as can be salvaged.
I believe that they only crush cars which have been involved in an accident.
ASM
If the above is construed to be advertising, please delete.
I'm thinking of all the perfectly good used components still in those cars that would be appreciated by the people who could use them, if only you could connect them to the right people.
Many years back I'd be sitting in traffic on the way to work and see several trucks headed for the shredder loaded with cars that looked better than what I was driving. :haha:
They were headed for one in Philly at the foot of the Platt bridge, where a steady stream of tractor trailers and flatbeds would bring in cars that had the tops flattened, for shredding. The cars would ride up a conveyer in a steady stream, like a damn amusement park, then at the top drop out of sight. In seconds there would be shredded steel shooting out of one port, plastic out another, non-ferrous metals out another, and finally the fluff from upholstery/foam rubber/tires out it's own port.
These cars are supposed to be drained of fluids with the battery and fuel tank(s) removed, but every once in awhile there would be a big badda boom, where somebody forgot to take a gas tank out.
The biggest eats 450 cars an hour, but that's in Wales so they're little bitty cars
I heard a scrap company was gobbling all the little guys in this area and would consolidate the shredding in either Camden or Eddystone(old Scott foam) so they could load the shredded material directly on ships bound for China.
This was made in January 2013 and shows a flock of sheep being moved from their pasture on the edge of Wendover, down the High Street and back to the farm a few weeks prior to lambing.
Wendover doesn't look at its best during the winter and the dull day didn't help matters. The same could probably be said for the accompanying music. Anyway, enjoy or cringe!
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Is it necessary, or even practical, to move the flock through town, or just a tradition that took on a "we've-always-done-it-this-way", life of it's own.
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Is it necessary, or even practical, to move the flock through town, or just a tradition that took on a "we've-always-done-it-this-way", life of it's own.
In this instance the pasture is only three quarters of a mile from the farm and it was the quickest and easiest way of doing it. It would take several trailer loads to do the job and probably take longer to do it when loading and waiting for the transport to return are taken into account. I think it provided a few minutes public entertainment on a dull January day, but no doubt someone complained.
There's always one...:eyebrow:
Thanks for the wolf video, Bruce. I had the good fortune of visiting Yellowstone in 2004 and although I saw a quite staggering variety of wildlife, didn't see any wolves.
I have a vivid recollection of seeing an Osprey just by Buffalo Bill Reservoir as I was returning to Cody from my visit. It wasn't very high and as it turned towards the car I caught the piercing gaze of its eyes. The hairs on the back of my neck stood up as they are doing now at just the memory of it. Happy Days.
Osprey location.
By the way, even the sheep drive on the left over here::D
Sure, much easier than trailering. I was just wondering if there was an alternate route for driving/herding rather than down High Street. If so, choosing the high Street route could be the result of (a)tradition, (b) in your face, city slickers, or even (c) I have to pick up the dry cleaning on the way.
Sure, much easier than trailering. I was just wondering if there was an alternate route for driving/herding rather than down High Street. If so, choosing the high Street route could be the result of (a)tradition, (b) in your face, city slickers, or even (c) I have to pick up the dry cleaning on the way.
It's the shortest and most practical route to use. The only alternative would build in more potential distractions for the sheep and traffic management would be a real headache.
There’s a right to drive livestock on a public highway with a few exceptions, the most significant being on a motorway. However, farmers will use a large helping of common sense before exercising that right especially in congested areas. Like any of us these days, they are well aware of the possibility of causing an accident or otherwise finding themselves on the receiving end of a lawsuit of some sort or another. Additionally, they’ll weigh up other pitfalls. Consequently sheep will never be moved down the High Street on a Thursday which is when the local produce market takes place. The mind boggles at the thought of the havoc likely to be caused by three hundred marauding sheep. No doubt the fruit and veg stall would be the first to succumb.
Your questions prompted me to research a bit deeper. I was aware of having seen an old postcard of sheep resting on the Manor Waste at the top of the High Street and, by the wonders of Google Images, I managed to find it. It seems that it was a regular resting place for animals en-route to the livestock market in Aylesbury. I suspect that the picture dates from about 1910 but can’t say for sure.
I've uploaded it together with a clip filched from Street View although they've appeared the wrong way round!
So it's practicality, rather than tradition or spite. Thank you Sir. :thumb:
Off Maui
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Thanks for posting the wolves-changing-the-river video, Bruce.
You're quite welcome, sir.
Remember, Wolves don't lose sleep over the opinions of sheep. ;)
Proof that your signature line is true.
Whole. E. Schitte.
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This data visualisation was created from real flight data taken from a day in July 2013. It highlights the intensity of the operation in Europe - an operation which runs 24x7x365. NATS and the UK are at the heart of the operation. With Heathrow as the busiest international airport in Europe, and Gatwick as the busiest single runway airport in the word, we play a key role in ensuring air traffic under our control in European airspace is as safe and efficient as it can be.
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When I flew with my family to Heathrow from Dulles a couple years ago, we totally traced one of those heavy lines. The cool thing was we overshot London and then made a U turn to come into Heathrow from the East, since it looks like that's always the direction for the landing air traffic, and I had a window seat as we flew low above South London. I could see Tower Bridge and Big Ben right outside my freakin window as we landed. It was so awesome.
Later, visiting Windsor, it was amazing to me how every 747 departing Heathrow flies almost directly over Windsor Castle. I guess the Queen doesn't have enough pull to have prevented the runways from being aimed directly at her house. Actually now that I think of it, maybe they were landing and not taking off. I can't remember. But they were about every minute and flying very close to the castle.
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When I flew with my family to Heathrow from Dulles a couple years ago, we totally traced one of those heavy lines. The cool thing was we overshot London and then made a U turn to come into Heathrow from the East, since it looks like that's always the direction for the landing air traffic, and I had a window seat as we flew low above South London. I could see Tower Bridge and Big Ben right outside my freakin window as we landed. It was so awesome.
Later, visiting Windsor, it was amazing to me how every 747 departing Heathrow flies almost directly over Windsor Castle. I guess the Queen doesn't have enough pull to have prevented the runways from being aimed directly at her house. Actually now that I think of it, maybe they were landing and not taking off. I can't remember. But they were about every minute and flying very close to the castle.
You might like to have a look at this website
Planefinder.
Coverage is particularly good over the UK especially the London area. As I type, Heathrow inbounds are approaching from the east, ie over Windsor and departing over the city.
ETA I've just been looking at coverage in the Washington area. I see that Arlington isn't too far from Reagan Int'l and Dulles isn't a million miles away. Hope that there is something of interest there for you.
When I flew with my family to Heathrow from Dulles a couple years ago, we totally traced one of those heavy lines. The cool thing was we overshot London and then made a U turn to come into Heathrow from the East, since it looks like that's always the direction for the landing air traffic, and I had a window seat as we flew low above South London. I could see Tower Bridge and Big Ben right outside my freakin window as we landed. It was so awesome.
Later, visiting Windsor, it was amazing to me how every 747 departing Heathrow flies almost directly over Windsor Castle. I guess the Queen doesn't have enough pull to have prevented the runways from being aimed directly at her house. Actually now that I think of it, maybe they were landing and not taking off. I can't remember. But they were about every minute and flying very close to the castle.
I think it all has to do with general wind patterns at the given moment. Heathrow is only a few miles to the west of the castle and planes generally take off with the wind or land into it. Most of my flights into Heathrow have brought us right over the city and along the Thames to land.
Here in Houston I live just a few miles north-north-east of IAH and we hear and see jets taking off since most of the time we have a prevailing wind from the Gulf of Mexico. The big 747s like those of BA and KLM are really loud and typically fly right along highway 59 not far from my home. Most days you can set your watch by them as they go by.
I think it all has to do with general wind patterns at the given moment. Heathrow is only a few miles to the west of the castle and planes generally take off with the wind or land into it. Most of my flights into Heathrow have brought us right over the city and along the Thames to land.
The prevailing wind is from the west and Heathrow's runways are aligned East/West. (09L/27R and 09R/27L).
At the moment we have a high pressure area sitting over the country giving rise to easterly winds hence approaching over Windsor to land into wind. The airport had a runway aligned NE/SW (05/23) which was very handy for those winter days when strong south westerlies blow in from the frequent Atlantic low pressure areas. Unfortunately, this runway was closed some years ago to provide more terminal/apron space and, as happened a few weeks ago, many aircraft had to divert to Stansted, amongst other places, because the cross wind component at Heathrow was out of limits.
Seeing the runway through the side window can concentrate the mind wonderfully. The Emirates A380 at approx 3.00 being a case in point.
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Unfortunately, this runway was closed some years ago to provide more terminal/apron space and, as happened a few weeks ago, many aircraft had to divert to Stansted,
Funny but in 1929 my grandfather came back from China with almost 30 years of service in the Chinese Postal service (technically the Brits running the postal service as the French had the Customs service) and finally settled on a small plot of land near Bishop's Stortford, Great Hallingbury I believe.
It's not far from Stansted. We actually looked up and met the current owner of my grandfather's home and he was nice enough to invite us in for a tour. Sent him some pictures of it being built in 1930. My father used to hunt deer and rabbits in The New Forrest, which is now called the Hatfield Forest National Preserve.
It's not far from Stansted.
It's not part of the country that I know, so I had to look at a map.
Oh, Heavens! Great Hallingbury is only about half a mile from the end of Stansted's runway. Must be Hell on Earth living there now.
TV dancing.
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Took me forever to get through it, kept getting the urge to go back to Diana Rigg. :haha:
No. No, indeed. Hell no.
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I don't know a single person I'd trust that much.:headshake
Oh sure, lets harass the guy shooting live ammo. :bolt:
1986 when balloons were still harmless and cool.
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That's hysterical!
How did I never hear about this before? I would have been a drunk college kid when it happened, so it's understandable that I was ignorant at the time, but you would think it would be in the public consciousness like the whale they blew up on the beach.
HEY FLINT!
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What invention each state gave us.
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Chewing gum was not invented in Kentucky.
The word Kentucky does not appear on the Wikipedia 'Chewing Gum' page, either.
I thought Maine was going to get credit for earmuffs, not for the microwave.
Looking up the history of the microwave, it was invented by a guy from Maine who invented it while working for Raytheon in Cambridge Mass.
Is he the guy what melted his candy bar when he walked past a transmitter?
Indeed
Edit: And he was walking past a transmitter he invented, so it's not like he was the janitor or something.
Well. I figured the guy was no
moolyak, but, I didn't know about the transmitter.
Except the Dutch invented the microscope in the 1590s
Colorized old photographs. Some are meh. Some are WOW! All are better full screen.
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And I loved the second part of the sound track. It's passages from an 1860-later Irish immigrant's letters from home.
Frogfish. :eek:
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That fish ate another fish the same size as it!
You can be he, Bro, you can be he til the vultures come for you.:celebrat:
For $500 bucks you can terrorize songbirds, rodents, and your Ex...
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I want one of those, and I want to fly it with the soundtrack from Jonathan Livingston Eagle, I mean Seagull, playing.

You can be he, Bro, you can be he til the vultures come for you.:celebrat:
For $500 bucks you can terrorize songbirds, rodents, and your Ex...
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dayum
from
TheVerge
Photographers have always had fun playing with super wide-angle lenses, but German videographer Jonas Ginter has found a way to conquer the world with them. At least, that's what it looks like from his latest video, which miniaturizes our planet to an adorable scale. The video's known as a stereographic projection — it's named for a technique that turns a spherical surface into a 2D plane. Before going for a bike ride, Ginter first needed to make a camera rig that could capture nearly 360-degree video, and to do so he stuck six GoPro cameras together with a custom-designed, 3D-printed mold. The end result is a wonderfully quirky perspective. It's not the first time we've seen this technique in action (some are even using Google Street View images to make similar videos), but Ginter's final product is impressive.
It's a pretty neat little video. I highly recommend going to Vimeo to watch in full screen.
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Walkin' Man is experiencing temporary technical difficulties...
Please stand by.
World's largest game of Jenga:
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Here, learn something.
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Neat find, Grav. That guy has a ton of videos, I'm going to show the kids when they get home today. The cat-dropping one was pretty interesting too.
I noticed that balloon behavior when I was in high school picking some up. I drove like a maniac all the way home, stopping hard, and accelerating fast, just to confirm my observations, and had it all figured out by the time I was home.
I love Smarter Every Day. Been a while since I checked in. I need to see what's new.
My favorite was the Prince Rupert in a Can drop. Or something like that.
Always Czech before you cross...
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Wonder if he ever found his shoe?
US social class...
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UK Social Class...
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Made c1967. I don't think that things have changed that much at least in respect of the first sketch.
This one was much funnier.
The Two Ronnies, w/a bit of Fry (hold the Laurie):
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I enjoyed this:
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Ahhh, one more from Inside the Actor's Studio.
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I used to watch Inside the Actors' Studio just for the questionnaire at the end. Loved it.
Urban Dance Camp...
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OH that was sweet! My mom would've loved that!
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This is a fascinating video even if, like me, you're not a city boy or girl.
I can walk up to the hill about a mile and a half SE of here and, on a clear day, see a number of London landmarks including
The Shard,
The Gherkin,
BT Tower and
One Canada Square.
Most are about thirty five miles distant and, quite frankly, that's close enough! :eek:
Lots of canal shots. Canals are always photogenic, and London has lots of them.
Lots of canal shots. Canals are always photogenic, and London has lots of them.
I understand that many canals in London have been rescued from their 'neglected industrial relic' condition and been given a new lease of life.
Have a look at
Little Venice. Much improved but horrendously expensive to live there.
I've been on a canal boat in Little Venice!
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I've been on a canal boat in Little Venice!
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You'll know far more about it than me in that case!
It's very nice. I'm not surprised it's so expensive.
Here ya go Griff ,
this should be an Olympic event !!!
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that was surprisingly entertaining! The lefty aaaaallllmost made it. really highlights the value of turning your body sideways to reduce the size of your target.
I would have reverted to beating folks about the head and shoulders with that Foil
Crikey!
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I would have driven right through that minivan to get out of there.
The following link is to a
YouTube fail/win compilation. For the life of me, I can't tell what happens between 9:44 and 10:18. The vid will start at 9:43.
I think, maybe, it has to do with what may be a GPS unit, or a radio announcer. I think it's Russian, so maybe Limey could translate, if enough of us say pretty please w/haggis on top.
Yeah, I'm so far back in the sticks, the rainbows are made of wood.
This is what's called a Kentucky Underpass:
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I hate when that happens.
Probably have better luck heading downstream. :haha:
Careful when riding in the rain, especially if you don't like getting wet:
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Fuck!...Fuck!...[slaps tank]...Fuck!
Seems like he's lucky to me. Still, he would have been luckier if he had been in the right lane.
Agreed, that could have been a major disaster. :eek:
That's one way to wash your bike.
He did the right thing though. Keep going!
I like watching the white line disappear. Ya know shit's about to get real.
Good explanation...
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The bigger you get, the bigger the problems you have to deal with.
Like three girlfriends.
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That last line is absolutely priceless!
:lol2:
bwaaaahahahhahahahaaaaa!!!!!
Me too, brother, me too.
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I've never been a fan of gliding, much preferring to have an engine in front of me.
However, when the 'ordure interfaces with the air conditioning', having gliding experience can pay dividends.
Capt Sullenberger of Hudson River fame is living proof of that.
I love that video. It's amazing how the glider keeps its speed up, and at the very end appears to gain elevation in a thermal.
Great, perfect music for it too. Because gliders use the thermals, rising heated air columns most often found near hills and cliffs(and skyscrapers), similar to a surfer using waves. I wonder if there are rules about how low or close to people/structures you can legally fly?
Great, perfect music for it too. Because gliders use the thermals, rising heated air columns most often found near hills and cliffs(and skyscrapers), similar to a surfer using waves. I wonder if there are rules about how low or close to people/structures you can legally fly?
In the UK the rule is that an 'aircraft shall not fly closer than 500' to any person, vehicle, vessel or structure, or below 1500' over the congested area of any city, town or settlement, or below such height as would enable it to alight clear in the event of failure of a power unit, whichever is the higher'.
That was engrained upon my memory for years but I accept that I might not have managed to quote it verbatim. I did me best, sir!
BTW, also applies to gliders, balloons and airships and I suspect that the position is similar in the US. Will stand corrected if necessary.
Yes, the general rules are similar, except your 1500 ft rule is replaced with a 1000 ft rule.
1000 ft rule
An aircraft must maintain an altitude of 1,000 feet above the highest obstacle within a horizontal radius of 2,000 feet of the aircraft over any congested area of a city, town, or settlement, or over any open air assembly of persons.
However, I couldn't find if gliders are lumped in with powered aircraft like over there.
I found an 84 page pfd, labeled "THE BRITISH GLIDING ASSOCIATION, BRONZE CERTIFICATE CONFUSER", multiple choice, with the correct answers bolded. This confirms your assessment of gliders being subject to aircraft rules.
NAVIGATION Section
QUESTION 6. In a glider, which of the following defines visual flight rules
below 3000 feet?
A. 1000 feet vertically and 5 nautical miles horizontally from cloud and in sight of the ground.
B. 1500 feet vertically and 1000 feet horizontally from cloud and in sight of the ground.
C. 1000 feet vertically and 1500 feet horizontally from cloud and in
sight of the ground.
D. Clear of cloud, and in sight of the surface, in a flight visibility of 1500 metres when airspeed is 140 kts or less.
And in the AIR LAW AND BGA OPERATIONAL REGULATIONS Section
QUESTION 6. What are the VMC rules when flying in class D airspace
below 3000ft AMSL at 140 kts or less?
with the exact same four answers.
But back to the point... great video. :thumb:
An Old Unwanted Barn vs. 164 lbs. of
Tannerite
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1913 elevator, lawyers would have a field day with. I've used manlifts in power plants which are similar but not as fancy and only fit one person on each step.
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Ah, to be young and limber... and toned... and disciplined... and talented...
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It's a Coke thing, PR trying to improve image. But it's still a good idea, although toy makers might not agree. There's a warning at the youtube site to take the labels off the bottle before using it for something you don't want kids ingesting.
A selection of these caps will be available in Vietnam later.
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The baby goat has not a care in the world... until that fly went up it's nose. :haha:
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Robotic arm auto snack feeder.
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Oh, God, that was hilarious. COL (cackling out loud)
:lol2::lol2::lol2:
An instructional video for deaf Jehovah's witnesses... talking about why God doesn't want them to masturbate... overdubbed with 50-cent.
Sorry I can't embed, but you can rest assured that in my professional opinion, it is worth the click.
http://www.thatvideosite.com/v/13400/50-cent-dubbed-over-a-jehovahs-witnesses-trying-to-get-deaf-people-to-stop-masturbatingA little too much buffering for me, but that was unreal. That could have also been in the WTF thread. And now I know the sign language symbols for both male and female masturbation.
A little too much buffering for me, but that was unreal. That could have also been in the WTF thread. And now I know the sign language symbols for both male and female masturbation.
[deadpan]Never know when that might come in handy[/deadpan]
I thought ya just pointed at them, jacked off w/empty hand, and made a mean face while wagging your finger.
A little too much buffering for me, but that was unreal. That could have also been in the WTF thread. And now I know the sign language symbols for both male and female masturbation.
One time when I was having sex with a girl, I stopped completely and held very very still for about seven seconds. She asked what I was doing. I said I learned this on youporn. Its called buffering.
Sorry I can't embed, but you can rest assured that in my professional opinion, it is worth the click.
Yes it is... I've seen the original too. :blush:
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Overview
That's the title, not my description. This beautiful video is worth watching fullscreen.
On the 40th anniversary of the famous ‘Blue Marble’ photograph taken of Earth from space, Planetary Collective presents a short film documenting astronauts’ life-changing stories of seeing the Earth from the outside – a perspective-altering experience often described as the Overview Effect.
The Overview Effect, first described by author Frank White in 1987, is an experience that transforms astronauts’ perspective of the planet and mankind’s place upon it. Common features of the experience are a feeling of awe for the planet, a profound understanding of the interconnection of all life, and a renewed sense of responsibility for taking care of the environment.
‘Overview’ is a short film that explores this phenomenon through interviews with five astronauts who have experienced the Overview Effect. The film also features insights from commentators and thinkers on the wider implications and importance of this understanding for society, and our relationship to the environment.
I love to watch Jackie Chan. So does this guy, compiling his list of the
Jackie's top ten stunts. One of the guiltiest pleasures of his movies is to watch the outtakes and bloopers that the credits are rolled over at the end of some of his movies, ambulances, cervical collars and blood and all. Yeeee-ikes!
V, "Overview" was completely awesome, thank you for posting that.
You're welcome, friend. I agree with you. After watching it a few times, I did a little more investigation. I found these links helpful to my understanding of what they were talking about, but I had trouble understanding the words the fellow said.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Savikalpa
and
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samadhi
I'm pleased you enjoyed it as much as I did. :)
I suspect that this might have already been posted but a quick search didn't come up with anything.
Anyway.....
In 2011 Newsweek described Grand Rapids as a 'dying city'. Local people disagreed with that assessment and made this video in response.
Posted because I like it! :thumb:
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PS Watch out for the lad at the rear of the marching band who dropped his drum. He wasn't playing it at the time.:)
How they make slinky paper sculptures. Long, but you can skip through.
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Anita works with wolves. Anita got in a family way. Anita took two months maternity leave.
Anita went back to work:
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I believe she's one of them.
LinkGood thing she didn't work with wild cats.:eek:
Itty Bitty robots
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How does superman's cape flutter just
so?

So, this Marine pilot, name of Mahoney, goes out for a flight off the USS Bataan, only to have the Harrier's front landing gear stick. In the
up position.
No prob. Dude's a Marine. Adapt and overcome!
Someone said "Get him a stool."
And then they did.
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:notworthy
Link to YahooNews articleEvery Spring Bank Holiday, the Cooper's Hill cheese rolling race takes place.
A 9lb round Double Gloucester Cheese is rolled down the hill and the competitors chase after it.
Wikipedia gives a couple of suitably high minded theories as to the origins of the event, but I suspect that it was started by some of the locals who emerged remarkably well refreshed from the pub one night and things moved on from there.
Cheese Rolling.
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Need to mow your lawn, but the trees get in the way?
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Dude, I just saw that clip the other day. That thing is teh awesome!!
I coulda made a million damn dollars with one of those.
I loved the Harrier vid, and told my family about it today. Of course, I have a Marine pilot as a nephew. Thanks grav. Good stuff!
I don't typically watch the giant youtube option vids. I'm sure I would have seen great videos if I had the patience for the 'big truck' mentality. ymmv
That fucking thing is like a Tree Eraser. It's like real life Photoshop. Now you see it, now it's mulch.
Think of the Hobos you could dispose of with THAT thing, IM!
Think of the Hobos you could dispose of with THAT thing, IM!
Ya wouldn't even have to throw 'em in, just wait for 'em to stand up!
Guy puts his pants on without using his hands. Or anyone else's...
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I guarantee you this guy lives alone.
I LOL'd (rly) at that last little kick move. :lol2:
That's a nice apartment. I bet he's still living with his folks.
I've always thought this commercial was partially made backwards. The big tell for me is the way she walks out of the room. Watch her feet.
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Well imagine my surprise that it occurred to someone else...here is the commercial backwards.
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Critters at play...
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Monty Python's Flying Circus Animations...
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Something to think about for all of us. Well at least it made me have a lump in my throat.
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Not cats. :p:
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It's a fifteen minute review of a ball.
Fifteen minutes.
A ball.
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Yeah, if you can get that excited over a ball, at any age over four, Life has treated you fairly well.
Mrs Billy Mays? :eyebrow:
BPD
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Boeing showing off the new 787-9 at Farnborough air show. Pretty impressive moves, but of course a very light load. :D
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She's very graceful, isn't she. I noted just on the last landing shot that the winglets/tips are practically absent. Clearly not an oversight. I wonder what it is about the shape of that wing that makes it just as effective without the winglets that I see in many other jetliners of that (approximate) scale.
They found the blended winglets gave less vortices drag, hence better mileage, than the other designs. Also strangely enough, appearance of the upright wing tips made some people uncomfortable. Maybe Peter Benchley's fault.
Boeing showing off the new 787-9 at Farnborough air show. Pretty impressive moves, but of course a very light load. :D
Jeez Louise, what was that, about a sixty degree angle on take off?!
They wouldn't do that with 280 passengers & baggage, but yes, it has balls. The engines are Rolls-Royce Trent, rated up to 74,000 pounds of thrust.
Something different...
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Money laundering...
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Damn. Just, damn.
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Brrrrrrrr... Goose Bumps!
There are several of his, and others', songs that have been given the a capella treatment. I don't know exactly how they do it. I know you can do it the other way, remove vocals (for the most part), in Audacity, but, I don't know how they get the final product as clear, and, clean as Mr. Gaye's vocals here.
Once it's digitized it's like audio legos, very little restriction of how it can be assembled. They could even make me sound good, but there's no point(money) in that.
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Why I prefer a shotgun to a rifle... swarms. :unsure:
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"Yeah, well, go find a daddy that don't drink, ya ungrateful little shit.
You're the reason I drink anyhow."
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'Kilobot' is dangerously close to 'killbot'.
Depressing video. Enjoy.
Why a robot will replace your job, and you will be unemployable.
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First thing we do, let's kill all the automation engineers.
I'm too awful for another professional job and too qualified for a factory job (it's not that I think that, I'm gauging that by lack of response.) It's getting very depressing. What's even more depressing is these 'professional' organizations not even bothering to send a 'fuck you' letter. They don't even bother being nice anymore. Don't have to. There will always be someone who will be happy to work for the man.
I don't know what I'll end up doing. It's just awful. :( Well, that helped my depression.
Well, I haven't hit the real pavement hard, yet. There are a couple places where I can walk in and apply and appeal to them right then and there. I know my spiel; I know my place. "I just want to WORK! I want a physical job. I want to be here every day." I've been so busy doing various jobs for my family I just haven't yet. Next week, when I'm done house-sitting.
But I have spent so much time filling out apps and tweaking my resume. It can take 2-3 hours to sufficiently (in my mind) apply for the public sector jobs I'm used to. I think the whole thing with my last job, reason for leaving, gets me a 'no' right off the bat. That place pretty much fucked up my life, in more ways than one.
Oh it'll work out. It always does.
Sorry, personal tangent, there. :blush:
When you start looking hard, you may want to start with temp agencies. You might get enough variation in assignments to get an idea of what you can/want to do or maybe you'd like the temporary gigs.
That's a good idea! Thanks!
I got my current job by temping here 24 years ago and then getting hired because they liked me. Temping can be great.
I got hired into a plastic molding operation from temping there.
The thing I liked about temp agencies, was if I didn't particularly like the current job, I could call them, and unless there was just nothing else, they always had me a different location to go to the next day.
Warning: You will be the lowest form of life to most of the regular employees, regardless of where you temp. Probably. We were.
Temping is awesome! You're never there long enough to get bogged down in office politics. Plus, like glatt said, you can get hired and bumped up the chain to some pretty interesting jobs you never expected. A friend of mine works as a paralegal for a company that makes flight simulators, specializing in the process of international exports of these products, and she started as a temp at the front desk that they liked and hired.
When people are peddling fear, just don't buy.
If you want to read the whole thing in one minute, instead of watching a 15 minute video, it's here:
http://www.cgpgrey.com/
(Oh but don't skip over the crowdfunding part, that's the whole point!)
Gist of it all, in case you want to reduce your reading load as much as your video load:
Information workers are going to be automated out just like factory workers.
Reason this is bullshit: Econ 101 tells us that, when the cotton gin was invented, there was a tremendous cry from workers who would be automated out of work. As the video points out, this type of automation has reduced our workload and generated tremendous amounts of wealth. The cotton workers got better and nicer jobs. But now, they claim, there's something different going on because now knowledge workers will be automated.
And then they point out that this has already been happening
And then they fail to point out why this has been bad for us so far
After 150 years of automating the shit out of everything we could possibly automate... including tons of information workers I assure you... we have single-digit unemployment and big screen TVs and work in air-conditioned offices instead of doing back-breaking labor on farms...
So what if the doctors are automated? Won't that mean that healthcare will be much much much cheaper than it is today? I thought from the last decade that healthcare is bleeding the economy dry. What would happen if that gordian knot was disentangled? You say that would be bad now?
Nobody has a real answer to this, because it's unknown and unpredictable. But that's where the opportunity to scare you comes in. Isn't it frightening that we can't actually predict the future? What if it sucks and we're all poor? Well that has never been the case, things have only gotten way way way way way better, and these folks have failed to point out why this would be different, this time. But if you are worried about it just save your money and don't give to their crowdfunding effort.
It's an interesting idea.
If everything becomes automated, then we don't have to work, and the machines will take care of all our needs. Wealth like humanity has never seen it before.
But our economies have always been set up on expecting payment for goods. And we work to get the money to pay for the stuff. If machines do the work, we won't be getting that payment. The only source of money will be owning stock in the companies that own the machines. Or I suppose real estate. You could be a landlord.
I think humanity would have to come up with a different idea of what an economy is.
IM - Temping is a great idea or you could try a government job.
If push comes to shove, you could sit around as a mushroom and sponge off the government. Sometimes you can even get free cheese. It seems to work for me.
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But our economies have always been set up on expecting payment for goods. And we work to get the money to pay for the stuff. If machines do the work, we won't be getting that payment. The only source of money will be owning stock in the companies that own the machines. Or I suppose real estate. You could be a landlord.
I think humanity would have to come up with a different idea of what an economy is.
Payment for goods
or services, including most importantly, entertainment. Like that horse analogy that they used in the video... the horses aren't all dead, it's just that now we ride them for fun instead of work. On beaches and dude ranches and camps for children. You can easily rent half a dozen ponies for a child's birthday party.
Think about the incredible variety of media we have today, compared to 100 years ago. I can choose from an ever-deepening matrix of movies and TV shows that appeal to my very specific, nuanced tastes. I don't care how good the machines get, we are a long, long way off from artificially-generated live-action films. And that music that we were supposed to be impressed was composed by a computer? It wasn't that great, and more importantly it didn't involve voice, which is what the majority of people want in their music.
On the one hand, the video is right to point out that the majority of creative types aren't making a living at it. On the other hand, the number who
are making a living at it is exponentially higher than it used to be. Jobs which will not be automated in the upcoming revolution:
Videogame designer
Interior designer
Fashion designer
Live performers
Musicians
ALL movie jobs
Massage therapist
Childcare
Eldercare
Dentistry
Teachers (professors may go, but studies have shown again and again that screens are useful but fundamentally cannot compete with human interaction for young children.)
Chef (the luxury of quality food ingredients and preparation is already making a comeback)
Judges/Jurors (grand jurors already get paid, and I can see a time where they fully professionalize this arena)
Trial lawyers (maybe a computer can do discovery and write boilerplate briefs, but a computer cannot give an impassioned speech over guilt and innocence.)
I'd agree with most of that...
...except maybe for musicians. A good deal of those are somewhat automated already.
Like that horse analogy that they used in the video... the horses aren't all dead, it's just that now we ride them for fun instead of work. On beaches and dude ranches and camps for children. You can easily rent half a dozen ponies for a child's birthday party.
First world problem... equine pets are very expensive, and most people can't keep them at home, yet there are plenty of horses. So someone has disposable income, or they're spending the kid's college money in grade school.
I don't care how good the machines get, we are a long, long way off from artificially-generated live-action films.
You don't feel Pixar's films have been worthy. I picture an A level arch-criminal sitting at a console with Tony's wall of optical goodness, and one of those big old studio mics, dictating the plot to the computers, which are generating the movie on the fly.
Teachers (professors may go, but studies have shown again and again that screens are useful but fundamentally cannot compete with human interaction for young children.)
Since when does what's best for Sam and Susie enter into equipment/staffing/budget decisions? After the pool of right-out-of-school-will-work-cheap dries up They'll give the machines another gander. At first they will be there to assist the teacher, like just another piece of AV equipment, but soon the robots will be such a big help, the teacher can handle two classrooms. Then Koch brothers proclaim the robots are people and get two votes each. ;) Maybe my imagination is too far in the future... but
Aside ~
This pdf breaks down the horse population by everything from what states have the most horses/race horses, to h\oaw many are pregnant.
You don't feel Pixar's films have been worthy. I picture an A level arch-criminal sitting at a console with Tony's wall of optical goodness, and one of those big old studio mics, dictating the plot to the computers, which are generating the movie on the fly.
Oh, absolutely. But look at the credits for rendered films, there are three times as many creative types working on them, maybe more. The secret to those films is that no one person comes up with all the stuff that makes them great. Even successful sitcoms and dramas require entire teams of writers. And more than that, the storyline, the jokes, the character design, everything is going to be dependent on current culture in order to strike a chord with audiences, which computers will never be able to keep up with. A computer might figure out that a puffy blue bear captures kids' eye contact more than a skinny red bear, but it will never understand why making it dance the Macarena is hilarious, but the Charleston falls flat. Or why that maybe reverses in another 50 years when no one remembers the ironic club dance, but ironic swing dancing is making another comeback.
IM. I did some temp work for Man power years ago while going to electronic school. I did a few jobs for one company and then bypassed man power and contracted the work.
I think that was for Stein mart, setting up new stores.
Oh, absolutely. But look at the credits for rendered films, there are three times as many creative types working on them, maybe more. The secret to those films is that no one person comes up with all the stuff that makes them great.
Yes, they're labor intensive at the moment. Each person or group working on such a little portion of the film means they pour their creative juices into the details to amuse themselves, and the people they work with. The Disney animators did the same thing for the same reason when it was all rendered by hand.
How ever the key is "at the moment". When we try to look down the road at how things will be, we're making assumptions about how robots(technology) will advance. That's why I picture one dude/dudette, sitting at a mic dictating the story line to a completely automated production robot(s).
But once again...
Maybe my imagination is too far in the future... but
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On the other hand, the number who are making a living at it is exponentially higher than it used to be.
Even better: jobs will exist which we do not know about today, and can't even anticipate, because we don't know what advances will come about.
We look at the jobs which will go away, and we have fear. Look at the jobs that have gone away in our lifetime and our parents' lifetimes. Every office had a POOL of people whose job it was to merely type things. Every single telephone switch had a human making connections manually and speaking to the users. Every elevator had a person whose job it was to close the doors and raise and lower the car. These jobs are gone. They have mostly been replaced with better ones.
How many jobs have been created since 1914.
Here is a list of the 50 most common job titles in the US. Let's just do the top 10. Did these exist 100 years ago?
Physical therapist - did not exist
Occupational therapist - did not exist
Administrative Assistant - did not exist
Teller - existed
Registered Nurse - existed
Manager - existed
Project Manager - did not exist
Driver - existed
Customer Service Representative - did not exist
Accountant - existed
These are not just any jobs, these are the most common jobs today, and in 1914 half of them were not recognized professions. Onto Clod's list of what she, and we, anticipate are the kinds of jobs that will be more popular in the future. Did they exist 100 years ago?
Videogame designer - did not exist
Interior designer - did not exist
Fashion designer - existed but in lower numbers
Live performers - existed but in lower numbers
Musicians - existed but in lower numbers
ALL movie jobs - existed
Massage therapist - did not exist
Childcare - did not exist except for the rich
Eldercare - did not exist or was vastly different
Dentistry - existed but in lower numbers
Teachers - existed
Chef - existed but in lower numbers, mostly for the rich, our restaurant culture had not yet evolved
Judges/Jurors - existed but juror not a profession
Trial lawyers - existed
The history of humanity so far is we get richer, smarter, healthier and right now we are at the peak of a game that began tens of thousands of years ago. There is no reason this trend should stop. In fact it's accelerating, with billions of people suddenly turning productive.
No need to fear. The jobs are going to be plentiful, and they are going to ROCK. And we will probably work 4 hours a day, if the last 100 years tell us anything about the next 100.
Back to video... the top 100 most iconic movie scenes... don't worry it only takes four and a half minutes.
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Dude, what? They include a shot from Jurassic Park, but it wasn't this one?
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That's some bullshit, right there.
Objects in mirror are closer than they appear.
Claims he's Asian Vitruvian Man, but I think he's the son of
Kung Fu.
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Fascinating featurette on how the best ballet shoes are made. I had no idea how much work went into making them and how they still use a very old hand made process that many shoe and boot makers used until modern techniques came to be.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKBTtVTT3qA#t=1409I was wondering how he'd keep his fingers from being scissored off. Very beautiful, very balletic performance.
Yes and he slices away material with the razor so fast. I also wondered how he pounds that hammer to shape the toe but doesn't mar the finish on the satin material.
heh.
ACTUALLY, I was referring to the video xoB posted. The fingers of the street performer.
However, I have returned to the link you posted and he's putting his fingers at risk too, no question. I watched him touch up his razor to slice off the selvedge and winced a little. By the way, your link needs some editing. It starts well into the video, bypassing practically all of the construction bits.
Yes and he slices away material with the razor so fast. I also wondered how he pounds that hammer to shape the toe but doesn't mar the finish on the satin material.
I'd say that the face of his hammer is immaculately clean, and highly polished.
Sorry, must have copied the link wrong.
http://youtu.be/RKBTtVTT3qA?t=1sIt's the same video, just the first link jumps to 23 minutes into it.
Re: Chinese hoop rider... This guy clearly stays so thin because he must vomit after each practice. I'm a little green from watching him
This is to long unless you're really interested in the history of HMS Victory, Lord Nelson's flagship at Trafalgar.
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Fun traffic lights.. actually pedestrian lights.
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Summer is winding down (in places), so let's have one more fun weekend at the lake.
Got the Go-Pro-On-A-Stick?
Check.
Got the giant air bag?
Check.
Wave board?
Check.
Water-rocket wave board?
Check.
Water-rocket boots?
Check.
Hot chicks?
Check.
Fun-loving fat guy?
Check.
Let's hit it!!!!
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Ah! Just by chance, I have been using this video on my video wall at work. I saved the 4k version, which is extremely large, and I project it on four standard monitors so it is "native" resolution.
I've witnessed this, it's beautiful and kind of scary.
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Can you imagine what the first people must have thought when they saw that for the first time?
Awe inspiring.
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Well, that fella don't need to waste any money on lottery tickets any time soon...
...he's used up his allotment of luck for the foreseeable future.
That is pretty freaking amazing.
Keep an eye on that second 'train-engine-lookin-thing' (aka "mule") on the left side of the canal (Panama Canal):
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It's like the world's slowest crash.
Wow, this will be coming to a breakfast table near me soon.
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Two container ships collided at the northern end of Egypt's Suez Canal, delaying traffic through a vital global trade route, shipping sources said on Monday.
The German-flagged MV Colombo Express and the Singaporean-flagged MV Maersk Tanjong collided at the mouth of the canal, knocking three containers from the Colombo Express into the sea, the sources said.
The collision is expected to delay Suez traffic in both directions.
"The incident has severely interrupted the second southbound convoy and the northbound convoy is therefore expected to be delayed," Agents Inchape Shipping Services said.
The Suez Canal is one of the world's most strategic waterways, facilitating much of the maritime trade between Europe and Asia, providing about $5 billion in annual revenue for Egypt.
Both ships remain moored in the canal lakes as Suez authorities fish the containers out of the water and complete an investigation.
No casualties were reported, but the Colombo Express sustained a 20-metre (65-ft) dent to its left side, Agents Inchape said.
I don't know quite what to make of this.
It is difficult to tell if the vessel on the right is overtaking another, or whether that on the left wishes to cross in front of it.
I understand that an overtaking vessel is required to remain clear of the slower vessel and not impede its progress in any way.
Equally, when it comes to giving way, the vessel 'on the right is in the right'.
No doubt the Master of each vessel will have the discomfort of a 'hats on' interview without refreshments.
Each of these vessels has a dead weight of over 100,000 tons and is approximately 1100' in length. Not exactly inconspicuous, are they?
nor agile.
Good point.
However, given the apparently good visibility, conspicuity of both vessels and probability of them being in VHF communication with one another, it seems odd that they attempted to be in the same place at the same time.
I suppose that the Swiss Cheese principle might be in play here. All those holes finally lined up.
Wow. It all happened so fast.
Wow. It all happened so fast.
:D:D:D
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Admittedly not all the circumstances of this collision are known, but on the basis of what can be seen above, it looks as though the Master of the Hapag Lloyd vessel might have some explaining to do.
In fairness, the gap in the Maersk Tanjong's displayed track might have deprived us of some significant information.
ETA Ships pass through the Suez Canal in convoys. I wonder if a wish to get a good place in the queue might have some bearing on it.
Limey hunting wolves...
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He puts his pants on like everyone else, one leg at--
--no, no he doesn't.Sheldon will be so disappoint in the running of the balls...
Only 90 lbs, probably take you hand off, maybe most of your face. But it would take the 405 lb record holder to take your leg... in one bite. Isn't that comforting? ;)
Isn't that comforting? ;)
No. No indeed. Hell no.
So, what does Ukraine's Got Talent look like, I hear nobody asking? I present for you, the world's greatest pole dancer:
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There's a bit of unsubtitled talking in Ukrainian- her act starts about a minute and a half in.
world's greatest pole dancer
Not even in the league, and I'm sure you will agree when you watch the real #1:
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So, what does Ukraine's Got Talent look like, I hear nobody asking? I present for you, the world's greatest pole dancer:
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Why is that NSFW? She has more covered than most bathing suits.
Because it's quite a suggestive dance and a boss walking by the desk might get the wrong idea :p
@ toad - that was the title of the video. I thought she was good, but I have seen better (on youtube).
Then again he might give you a raise, at least take everybody to the club for a team building exercise. :p:
Slave to the Rave.
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@ Toad - that dancer is amazing. I have seen her before. What really struck me is that, whilst she is leaving verylittle to the imagination with her outfit, and she is much more sensual in her movements, it was a lot less overtly sexual than the Ukrainian girl - who went for a much more strip club vibe in her dance.
The level of control that lass has over her body is incredible. She must be sooooo strong. She doesn't seem to be using momentum the way te Ukrainian girl does, she just sort of - moves with ease and fluidity. Lovely to watch.
So much of the Cirque is like that - it's like, yeah, these are acrobats, but they're really doing ballet. What if something like pole dancing was performed to perfection but in order to extract the most amount of beauty and grace and art? What it was timed to perfection and performed to stunning original music?
Slave to the Rave was excellent.
So much of the Cirque is like that - it's like, yeah, these are acrobats, but they're really doing ballet. What if something like pole dancing was performed to perfection but in order to extract the most amount of beauty and grace and art? What it was timed to perfection and performed to stunning original music?
Well put.
Damn hippies ruining the civilized world. ;)
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Mum sent a link to this video for me to watch, because the dog reminded her of both Carrot (all soft and bearlike) and Nellie (white, with upright ears and a former stray). heartbreaking and then heart warming:
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There's a real happy ending to this as well - some months later, Miley was rehomed:
Toni, was selected among +500 applicants, and we quickly knew she was "the one" for Miley. Together with her late-husband, she raised a total of four rescue Huskies during their 40-year blessed marriage. Her veterinarian gave us a glowing recommendation. Toni also had an army of animal-loving friends (including an actress, a former Mayor, and a reputable animal rescuer) who vouched for her as a responsible, caring pet owner. Her entire home was designed to accommodate Husky-type dogs, like Miley, who may often dig holes, escape, and exhibit prey-drive.
-snip-
Both Toni and Miley also understood each other on a much deeper level. As Toni wrote in a letter to Miley, "It seems like we both have been broken and have a second chance at a new life..." Toni lost her beloved husband to Parkinson's disease and shortly afterwards her elderly Husky went into the light. She also suffered from breast cancer, and had to put on her suit of armor to fight and win this battle. Toni no longer needs any surgeries and is doing fantastic!
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Thanks for that, Dani. It's astonishing quite how resilient dogs can be.
I've seen a few of the Hope For Paws videos on LiveLeak.
They are a rare moment of sunshine between the apparently never ending catalogue of Russian car crashes and sundry other death and destruction.
Hope For PawsWow.
:thumb:
Fuck cancer.
Got popcorn? This is a full length (1.5hrs) movie. Rashômon, the 1950 classic.
Rashomon marked the entrance of Japanese film onto the world stage. It won several awards, including the Golden Lion at the Venice Film Festival in 1951, and an Academy Honorary Award at the 24th Academy Awards in 1952, and is now considered one of the masterpieces in film history.
The film is known for a plot device which involves various characters providing alternative, self-serving and contradictory versions of the same incident. The name of the film refers to the enormous city gate of Kyoto
Subtitled in English, certainly not everyone's cup of tea, but here if you're curious.
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Full movies on YouTube
No guarantees of accuracy
Future gazing...
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BWAAaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
Death from above (go full screen before watching:D):
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:devil:
Is that one of them there Australian Drop-Bears?
Wow awesome video!
..except for the mouth breathing videographer
Stunt Orchestra
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Bravo!
Victor Borge, thou shouldst be living at this hour. :)
Don't know if this has been posted already?
Ironically, given the message: nsfw language:p
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Fuck that sexist shit!
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I know I shouldna, but I[COLOR="LemonChiffon"]...[/COLOR]:lol2:
ETA: It was that littlest girl...I cracked up every time she opened her dirty little piehole!
Surfing at 1,000 frames per second.
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ETA: It was that littlest girl...I cracked up every time she opened her dirty little piehole!
I know right - how gorgeous was she?
The spider...
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You'd think, as someone interested in gaming, and also interested in feminism, that a video series that examines games from a feminist perspective would be something I'd watch...but, as much as I am a feminist and am broadly interested in feminism - I am not really much of a one for feminist analyses. I don't know why really - maybe they make me too angry - maybe they sometimes seem a bit too narrow and a bit too focused on the Patriarchy and maybe because I had my fill of feminist history as an undergrad. Some of it I have always found a bit cringe inducing. Some of it seems a little too neat - like any ism analysis - once you start looking through that lens at something you see everything in that light.
So, I hadn't actually watched the Tropes -v- Women video series by Anita Sarkeesian that critiques games and the game industry from a feminist perspective, and which has garnered its author death threats, rape threats, and a lot of anger from gamers (primarily, but not exclusively male).
Much of what I 'knew' about this series was second hand - and I kind of bought the script a bit. I assumed that it must be a really, really strident, slightly anti-male gamer , over the top feminist analysis - for instance a lot o fgamers have said she argues that sexism and misogyny in games causes sexism and misogyny in gamers - and that violence in games causes violence in real life. Both arguments with which I vehemently disagree.
So, I decided to actually watch the first of her series (Damsels in Distress - part 1). And it was so interesting that I ended up watching all three parts of the Damsel trope episodes.
I love games history - how games became what they are, the total nostalgia trip of games I used to play as a kid - the behind the scenes industry stuff that shaped the way games looked and look.
I am now a real fan of this show - I don't necssarily agree with every conclusion, but her overall analysis and findings are pretty compelling, engaging and wittily framed. She looks at it in the round, examining the most common tropes and how they came about. It's fascinating!
I really highly recommend - and for those who break out in hives at the word patriarchy - it only gets mentioned a few times and is used in the proper way (a theoretical system of cultural power and control which impacts men and women, not the power that men have over women). It's mostly - well - a really interesting history and analysis of video games. It's quite funny - and well argued (for the most part). It looks not just at what the tropes are but where they come from, how they work and how they fit into wider culture.
If you are interested in games past and present and the history of their development (not to mention a nostalgia trip through the games ofthe past) I can highly recommend. The series starts with the damsel trope - done in three parts.
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Most of this is really quite measured. She makes pretty clear that likingthese games, playing these games or even writing these games does not equate to being a sexist. She says, outright, that there is no conspiracy amongst games makers to objectify women - that make games makers are not deliberately setting out to do so. And that in and of themselves, most of these games are not bad games.
I am not really much of a one for feminist analyses. I don't know why really - maybe they make me too angry - maybe they sometimes seem a bit too narrow and a bit too focused on the Patriarchy and maybe because I had my fill of feminist history as an undergrad. Some of it I have always found a bit cringe inducing. Some of it seems a little too neat - like any ism analysis - once you start looking through that lens at something you see everything in that light.
I suspect you're more attuned to Liberté, Égalité, Fraternité, or maybe "Liberty and Justice For All". :cool:
Ha!
Maybe. But, I have a similar reaction to most marxist analysis too - despite being a socialist :P
They are useful - I think in history certainly, those perspectives have widened the field enormously, away from a fairly stale and narrow focus on elites and so on. But they often fall into the same teleological traps. The march of progress and all that. Again, they offer useful analytical tools and theoetical constructs which can help tie seemingly very disparate factors and events together into some kind of understandable narrative - but going in with one very specific worldview can blind as much as it illuminates.
This guy was time lapsing the Milky Way and captured a Bolide which is a very bright meteor. It shows up as an orange spot that explodes to the right of the trees.
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I give you the Flamboyant Cuttlefish:
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Screw Unicorns, Cuttlefish are real magical creatures.
Yes, cuttlefish rock.
And they are not of this world.
Piano Juggler...
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Well, these things happen.
Without a word of a lie, while viewing this I was getting banner ads for Auto Trader Farm with the slogan 'Looking for good quality farm machinery'?
Oof.
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Dude was ok, minor concussion. Roll cage collapsed somewhat, but, his custom racing seat saved him.
At $700 I'd say he got a bargain.
A while back I posted an animation of 24hrs of air traffic in and around the UK.
Here's a rather more elaborate and up to date version.
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Just look at the early morning eastbound flow over the North Atlantic.
The Oceanic tracks aren't set in stone, so to speak, but are varied according to weather systems, departure points and destinations of traffic.
If I'm awake between 0400 and 0600, and I usually am, I can hear aircraft overflying to continental Europe.
There's barely any ambient noise and, although they are five miles or more up, they can be heard quite distinctly.
Interesting to watch the planes that have been forced into a holding pattern, most repeat the pattern pretty accurately.
Interesting to watch the planes that have been forced into a holding pattern, most repeat the pattern pretty accurately.
Yet another job left to the electronics!
The days of timing the outbound leg, flying a rate one turn at each end and allowing for drift have long since passed.
Fings ain't what they used to be.:(
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Now, I may be showing my dimness here, but, how is this possible?
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I get the shadows of the vortices on the bottom of the pool. How does the color from the food coloring show up in place of what should be either a shadow, or, nothing?
Otherwise, that was pretty frieakin' cool. Thanks, HapMo.
On the left is the actual food coloring. On the right is the shadow of the food coloring between the shadows of the vortexes.
The shadow is colored the same way the light from a spotlight is colored if you put a gel in front of it.
Gallium-Induced Structural Failure Of An Aluminum Can
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Postcards from Pripyat, Chernobyl
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We haven't had anything "Breaking Bad", lately, so:
This Is My Product.™
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Better than most of the actual rap out there.
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A supermarket in Germany decided to surprise their clients with an interesting experience. They set 13 hidden cameras, a team of cashiers and a whole lot Christmas spirit to pull off this huge holiday surprise. The result is this incredibly creative performance that spreads the Christmas cheer and leaves everyone smiling.
STORY TIME
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"Shut up, Wesley!" *snicker* :lol:
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Frozen lake in the Slovakian Mountains
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"Shut up, Wesley!" *snicker* :lol:
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Niiiice
Very cool toy/experiment/demonstration..
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OMG you guys yesterday this happened at the Grand Canyon. It's a time-lapse video, sped up 15 to 1... of what they call a "total cloud inversion".
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“No. 6207 A Study in Steel” is a 1935 documentary about the processes required to build a steam engine, it starts with bare sheet metal and shows you all the major tasks that are performed to turn those sheets into a fully functioning steam train.
Anyone who has even a passing interest in vehicles or engineering should give this one a watch, it’s only 17 minutes long and the entire process is genuinely fascinating.
Tons of steel on the move, drop forging, molten metal and red hot rivets are just some of the hazards shown in this film.
There's not a hard hat, safety boot, ear defenders or protective goggles in sight.
It's an industrial safety nightmare. I wonder what the injury record was like?
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Tons of steel on the move, drop forging, molten metal and red hot rivets are just some of the hazards shown in this film.
There's not a hard hat, safety boot, ear defenders or protective goggles in sight.
It's an industrial safety nightmare. I wonder what the injury record was like?
I'm guessing, quite full.
By 1935 the processes were pretty refined so there weren't many big surprises. If you were paying attention, there was a small chance of getting hurt. The problem is you had to be paying attention 99% of the time which is tough to do 12 hours a day six days a week.
If you screwed up, got caught off guard, it was usually serious. :(
There's not a hard hat, safety boot, ear defenders or protective goggles in sight.
And yet, enough of them survived long enough to create the next generation.
Shockin' ain't it?
I wonder if this is real or special effects?
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ETA:
YahooMusic articleYeah, I don't know why they never aired that...:D
Anyway, wash your eyes (and ears) out with this.
I give you The Tissue Paper Snot Thing:
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No, really,
The Tissue Paper Snot Thing.
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New trailer explains Terminator timeline:
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Yikes.
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Dirty hippies.
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Locomotive loses the turbo:
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WOW.
Watch closely. This man produces a working set of pliers from a small stick of wood by making only ten cuts in the wood. I know you think I've made a typo, or that I can't count, or that I'm using some non-traditional definition of the word "pliers". Just watch.
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We've all had forgetful moments, but this woman took the biscuit when she failed to find her car's petrol cap four times.
CCTV footage from a petrol station shows a woman driving around in circles as she tries to align her car's petrol cap with a pump.
Despite twice learning that she had driven her car onto the wrong side, she continues to make the same mistakes a couple more times.
Watch as she eventually remembers which side it is on and fills up her car.
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The video is clearer on the
Daily Telegraph website.
A certain number of free views are available before it disappears behind a paywall.
A friend tells me that clearing cookies or enabling private browsing disposes of the problem.
I couldn't possibly comment. :blush:
Good grief, people like that frustrate the hell outta me. You know she reproduced too, ya just know it.
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Anyway, watch this tiger say "I'm only on this side of the fence, because I choose to be on this side of the fence."
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Don't let anyone with a laser near that place. :eek:
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Golly.
That looks dangerous.
I bet his ears are still ringing.
Oh shit moment when the kid on crutches walks across the road.
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Dumb bastards, don't they know they're supposed to wait until dark for fireworks? :rolleyes:
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Sure, but the cheaters used a ruler AND a stick. :eyebrow:
Plus this gaping crevasse demands hara-kiri.
Plus this gaping crevasse demands hara-kiri.
I thought that too, but then isn't that what they used to open it up again with a different wedge?
I thought that too, but then isn't that what they used to open it up again with a different wedge?
Yes. They wouldn't have brought the cameras out if it wasn't perfect.
Shit, they wouldn't be allowed near a board like that if they hadn't done it perfect 100 times already.
I thought that too, but then isn't that what they used to open it up again with a different wedge?
If it weren't for the gaping crevasse they wouldn't have had to take it apart again. :haha:
That joint is so tight I suspect if they watered the sumbitch it would heal, just grow back together like a bone.
And yet, enough of them survived long enough to create the next generation.
Shockin' ain't it?
The fact that a lot of us are posting on the Cellar is testament to that.
too soon?
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My son and I were talking about this a few weeks ago and I said it was too bad the machine didn't segregate the balls by color and he told me they (Lego) have color sensors so you could adapt this to also sort the balls.
It is an amazing machine and what a racket!
Truckin'. Might want to turn the sound down a mite.
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The tank didn't adjust its kick for the fact the turret was pointed backwards.
But that was some impressive detail.
this is cool!
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Fucking too cool for school.
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I've got a small series of videos of driving around that you may find mildly interesting/amusing.
This is the to and from our place in Upper Quezon Hill.
The street that we live on is about 40 feet below the main road.
Pretty hilly, is that clutch or brakes I smell? :haha:
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LJ on his way to work...
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Damn... just, damn. :eek:
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Tried to do that with Bean the Boston Terrier once.
Boston Terriers are built to nap on a sofa with a comfy blanket and that's what you should do with them.
That gave me chills and choked me up a bit. That dog is having a great time, and getting to be the dog he was meant to be. He's so good and so happy!
...That dog is having a great time, and getting to be the dog he was meant to be. He's so good and so happy!
IM's comment reminded me of this...
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Tried to do that with Bean the Boston Terrier once.
Boston Terriers are built to nap on a sofa with a comfy blanket and that's what you should do with them.
This first thing any athlete must be able to do in breath.
That makes Bean a spectator, and being smarter than the average pug,
Bean accepted that roll and pursued the position with vigor. :haha:
I must learn to nap with vigor.
100% fap-worthy...
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For fans of The Walking Dead, here's something from Ross Marquand, who plays the newest character Aaron.
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On Talking Dead they asked Danai Gurira (Michonne) if Ross was doing impressions of the long time actors on the show. Danai said Ross has a policy of not doing impressions of those people he is currently working with..."to our face."
Oh please, Aaron...be a good guy! ;)
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Wait.
Mayor West is Batman?!
Tried to do that with Bean the Boston Terrier once.
Boston Terriers are built to nap on a sofa with a comfy blanket and that's what you should do with them.
They're enthusiastic eaters, too.
UT, I watched this short with SonofV last night as a prelude to Big Hero 6 and I thought of you and Pearl (but forgot about Bean, oops.). Look for this one, you'll love it.
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I've never had Terrier Foie Gras. I guess a MA or RI wine, maybe something from the Cape,
They are not exactly sneaky.
As I was walking to my office from the Metro, there was a low flying helicopter doing big sweeping loops above my office building. It takes me about 5-10 minutes to walk to my office from the metro stop, and I was watching the helicopter the whole time as I got closer. It was really low and loud. And then I saw flashing lights on the other end of my building, so I walked toward them and saw that cops were positioned by a series of intersections along NY ave. So then I looped around my building and into a door on the other side. I went up to my floor. Dropped my lunch off in the pantry refrigerator. Got some coffee, and instead of going to my office, I went to a conference room down the hall and stood by the window.
I watched cops going back and forth and a police dog being led around sniffing at garbage cans. Both foot and car traffic was still moving at this point. Then after a few minutes, car traffic was blocked. And then a few minutes later, foot traffic was held in place.
So then I got my camera phone out, and set it to video. I moved a white garbage can that was next to the window, because it was causing too bright a reflection.
And then a few minutes later, I saw the first motorcycle of the motorcade. So I started videoing.
All told, I had about 20 minutes to prepare to get this video. And I was able to take the time because we had an ice storm, and our office was opening late, so even though it was 9:30, I was early to work and nobody was around.
I hope this is worth it. It's just some cars driving by.
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Sort of a slow news-day in DC. ?
;)
But then, had there been some news at that intersection
just at that time, you might have had a $million dollar video .
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The guy has got one heck of an entourage.
They are not exactly sneaky.
As I was walking to my office from the Metro, there was a low flying helicopter doing big sweeping loops above my office building. It takes me about 5-10 minutes to walk to my office from the metro stop, and I was watching the helicopter the whole time as I got closer. It was really low and loud. And then I saw flashing lights on the other end of my building, so I walked toward them and saw that cops were positioned by a series of intersections along NY ave. So then I looped around my building and into a door on the other side. I went up to my floor. Dropped my lunch off in the pantry refrigerator. Got some coffee, and instead of going to my office, I went to a conference room down the hall and stood by the window.
I watched cops going back and forth and a police dog being led around sniffing at garbage cans. Both foot and car traffic was still moving at this point. Then after a few minutes, car traffic was blocked. And then a few minutes later, foot traffic was held in place.
So then I got my camera phone out, and set it to video. I moved a white garbage can that was next to the window, because it was causing too bright a reflection.
And then a few minutes later, I saw the first motorcycle of the motorcade. So I started videoing.
All told, I had about 20 minutes to prepare to get this video. And I was able to take the time because we had an ice storm, and our office was opening late, so even though it was 9:30, I was early to work and nobody was around.
I hope this is worth it. It's just some cars driving
Er, you don't happen to work in a book depository, do you?
I was wondering where he was going, so I went to his public schedule at whitehouse.gov.
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Maybe I didn't see the President, but instead saw the Bidens on their way to Guatemala. But normally, a trip like that starts with a helicopter ride to Andrews AF Base. Maybe the VP doesn't warrant a helicopter, but it seems like air travel to Andrews would be cheaper for the taxpayer than that huge entourage and all the cops to block the intersections all along the way. If you were going to Andrews from the White House in a car, you would take NY ave. though. It goes pretty much straight there.
Or maybe the President got his morning briefing earlier than they claimed and ran some secret errand before his 11:00 meeting back at the White House.
I always thought the VP motorcade was smaller than that and didn't have the ambulance.
But what do I know? It's not like they brief me. It's all a mystery to me. And not a very interesting one.
You didn't notice a strange red dot on your chest while you were in that window, did ya?
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Art is fucked up.
"I want you to stand naked, while dude covers you with honey, then, Ima take your picture. Here, hold this dead bird."
20,000 Leagues Under the Sea 1916 silent version Best viewed full stoned.
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NASA | Earthrise: The 45th Anniversary
Published on Dec 20, 2013
In December of 1968, the crew of Apollo 8 became the first people to leave our home planet and travel to another body in space. But as crew members Frank Borman, James Lovell, and William Anders all later recalled, the most important thing they discovered was Earth.
Using photo mosaics and elevation data from Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter (LRO), this video commemorates the 45th anniversary of Apollo 8's historic flight by recreating the moment when the crew first saw and photographed the Earth rising from behind the Moon. Narrator Andrew Chaikin, author of A Man on the Moon, sets the scene for a three-minute visualization of the view from both inside and outside the spacecraft accompanied by the onboard audio of the astronauts.
The visualization draws on numerous historical sources, including the actual cloud pattern on Earth from the ESSA-7 satellite and dozens of photographs taken by Apollo 8, and it reveals new, historically significant information about the Earthrise photographs. It has not been widely known, for example, that the spacecraft was rolling when the photos were taken, and that it was this roll that brought the Earth into view. The visualization establishes the precise timing of the roll and, for the first time ever, identifies which window each photograph was taken from.
The key to the new work is a set of vertical stereo photographs taken by a camera mounted in the Command Module's rendezvous window and pointing straight down onto the lunar surface. It automatically photographed the surface every 20 seconds. By registering each photograph to a model of the terrain based on LRO data, the orientation of the spacecraft can be precisely determined.
This video is public domain and can be downloaded at: http://svs.gsfc.nasa.gov/goto?4129
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I've always been fascinated by space exploration and never tire of watching videos like this.
Cool, nice to have that color shot archived while the Earth still appears blue.
The NY Times has twarted me on how to embed their videos here.
This one has a )@(*#&$ ad in front of it ... you can SKIP IT after 15 sec
It's short and fun to watch...
The Physics of Droplets
NY Times - James Gorman m- 3/23/15
Tiny Internal Tornadoes Bring Drops to Life
That was awfully cool.
ETA: Found it on the Tube. For the too-lazy-to-follow-the-link.:D
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Good find, Lamp.
That's bizarre, I wonder how they figured that out?
That was really interesting!
Let's see you cat do this. :p:
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I tend to view cars as only a means to an end but I think that this video deserves a wider audience.
It features a 1911 Fiat S76 powered by 28.5litre 4 cylinder engine and which appears to be a mobile fire hazard.
LEGENDARY 28-LITRE FIAT S76 DRIVES FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 100 YEARS
There's a couple of supporting features here:
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Instead of driving your baby around town in the car to get him to sleep, drive him around the house, in a remote control dump truck. Keep your eyes open the first few seconds for the most beautiful kitteh, evah.
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video gone ... booo!
probably this is it.
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Thanks, V. Yes, that's the one.
Damn, that is one handsome cat.
:tips cap:
happy to help.
How many IMAX projectionists does it take to change a light bulb?
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Some interesting facts in the vid.
For instance - I didn't know it's the same bulb that lit up the Space Shuttle when it was sitting on the pad...
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Wow. I'd be nervous trusting that technology, but it was perfect.
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^^^^^^^^^
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So close! They are going to do it eventually. You know they will.
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And look at the size of the rocket and how small the barge is.
There are lots of solutions to that trivial problem...here's one from Amazon:
We're gonna need a bigger boat.
Doomed. We are doomed.
Behold, the future leaders of our country:
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Doomed, I tell ya.
Well, I got all the political/historical questions correct, but none of the celeb and show business tripe.
Please may I have a vote in the US?
I think you just excluded yourself, at least by these students' standards...
motherf*cker.
not you, Grav.
What a depressing downer. Not just "man on the street", but presumably, college students. Those weren't... exceptionally tricky questions, were they? I know, I'm talking to my own demographic echo chamber here. I wonder who our youngest current posting member is these days. It's not me. We don't have anyone here who is from that cohort, do we?
Not that you have to be an old fart to know who won the civil war (or the war or northern aggression, maybe that's why the texans didn't get the question...) or who the vice president is... Nor do you have to be a young whippersnapper to know who Brad Pitt is married to and was married to (I recognized the name "Snookie", though I haven't seen the show Jersey Shore and wouldn't have gotten that question right). I understand (and share Gravdigr's foreboding) about the area of focus for these voters.
What do they even see? (Hollywood) What does it take to get their attention? (tv and movies and the interweb) What kind of presentation is persuasive for these citizens? (god knows).
Yeah. Doomed.
I'll admit, my daughter last night was talking about some report she's doing about the US Secretary of Defense, and she was comparing the current one and what he has accomplished to previous Secretaries through history.
And I had to ask her who the current Secretary is. Embarrassing for me.
Do any of you know, off the top of your head? No cheating.
And while you are pondering that, here's a disaster video taken by one of the lucky guys at Mount Everest Base camp. He got covered with just a dusting of snow from the avalanche. Warning: Contains appropriate interjections.
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Things aren't that different on this side of the Atlantic.
Churchill: Bulldog or Former British Prime Minister?
His bark might have been worse than his bite but would you believe that 17% of school children think that Sir Winston Churchill is the bulldog in an insurance advert?
With the 60th anniversary of VE Day looming and the publication of the audio Winston Churchill's Greatest Speeches: Never Give In!, BBC Audiobooks commissioned a nationwide survey asking children, aged between 8 and 11, if they knew who Sir Winston Churchill was.
An encouraging 52% knew that Churchill, recently voted 'Greatest Briton of All Time', was a former British Prime Minister.
Amusingly, 17% of those surveyed by BMRB believed he was the dog in the Churchill insurance adverts and 7% thought he was a TV news presenter.
One in five children had no idea who Sir Winston was while a few had a stab at guessing, suggesting he was 'a saint' or 'someone at the Hendon RAF Museum'.
Grandson Winston S. Churchill, who was involved in selecting and introducing the speeches for the audio Never Give In! commented: "I have to say it is a devastating commentary on our education system that 17% of young people should think Churchill is the Bulldog in the Insurance advertisements and a further 20% hadn't a clue!
"Why can't they be told the fantastic story of the 'Hero Generation' who saved the world from Hitler? It is thanks to the heroism and sacrifice of the British people that the nations of Europe are today free. But for them, under the leadership of Winston Churchill, the Nazi Swastika would today be flying over all the capital cities of Europe from London to Moscow - worth thinking about!"
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Admittedly, this survey dates from 2005 but if it was repeated today I wouldn't expect the results to be any different.
BBC Press Office
A more recent article here:
He's Not A TV Dog! Call For Churchill Legacy
Questions from Dwellars asking for clarification as to which picture represents the former Prime Minister, will be filed. :D
Oh gosh, the Texas campus questions - "Who is the vice-president? Is that like a trick question?"
Hahahahahahaha.
Gotta love students, man.
But everyone deserves to go to college! College is for everyone! :rolleyes:
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I knew it was wrong when I was doing it, but, I laughed just a little when the guy started in with those "Fuck!!
Fuck!!!"s.
I almost posted the same vid under "Most Appropriate (and Most) Use(s) of 'Fuck'".
It is thanks to the heroism and sacrifice of the British people that the nations of Europe are today free. But for them, under the leadership of Winston Churchill, the Nazi Swastika would today be flying over all the capital cities of Europe from London to Moscow - worth thinking about!"
Weren't there a few others involved?:eyebrow:
Things aren't that different on this side of the Atlantic.
Churchill: Bulldog or Former British Prime Minister?
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"aged between 8 and 11"
I don't find it remotely worrying that 17 % of that age group think Churchill is the dog in a long running and somewhat omnipresent insurance advert. It doesn't give the age break down, but I would imagine it's skewed towards the younger end.
At 8-11 years old, just how much of the nation's history do we expect a child to have absorbed?
Frankly, I'm pretty impressed that 52% of children that young do know who Churchill was.
How Transformers are when we're not looking.
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she looks alive and well indeed!
One hundred two...I'll consider myself lucky to see fifty-two.
don't blink.
a hundred years goes faster than you think.
as the song goes.
Here's a movie from 1916, well a movie short at 26 minutes, called The Mystery of the Leaping Fish.
"Coke Ennyday, the scientific detective(Douglas Fairbanks), divides his own time in periods for "Sleep", "Eat", "Dope" and "Drink". In fact he's used to overcome every situation with drugs: consuming it to increase his energies or injecting it in his opponents to KO them. To help the police he discovers a contraband of opium (which he eagerly tastes) transported with "Leaping Fishes", and the blackmail of a mysterious man who wants to marry the "fish blower" girl. Will Coke be able to free the girl ?"
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That was really fascinating, bruce.
I came in to post this little video. It's a short piece by American playwrite, Lee Blessing, performed by Michael Emerson:
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Will Coke be able to free the girl?
It usually does.
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VE Day, May 8th, 1945 ended WW II in Europe. This film was made in Berlin only two months later in July. My father was impressed with the chains of women with buckets clearing debris, whereas the French were sitting around waiting for someone else to fix their shit.
From our Canadian friend
NAG.
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Although some sounds were added/present, the silence seems even more poignant.
As someone who remembers the b/w Newsreels of the time, seeing color films is still startling.
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Slowest, flattest, dullest, most unexciting landslide, ever:
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I'm glad the person filming this is OK. It's cool to see. We are richer because of it.
I would have gotten out of there a hell of a lot faster though. Those power lines going down could have snapped and whipped back at the dude filming, decapitating him. And what if the landslide cut him off up ahead? He can move fast on the road, but he probably can't outrun it through the woods.
A fleet-footed tortoise could have outran that dirt flood.
Never know.
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Oh, I wish I had one of those. And it could do 150mph. And, it has to have flame throwers and frigging lasers.
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Perhaps they should have winched it on.
For the impatient amongst you, fast forward to 2.50.
Britain's Got Talent throws up some fun stuff. Here's Old Men Grooving:
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I'm putting these here, rather than the Good Music thread, because it's the videos that are most interesting.
They're both from The Day is My Enemy - the fox is a running theme throughout, as is the eventual conclusion to both videos. But two very different animation styles.
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I'm impressed...
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Pretty cool! I can sort of understand how it grabs things that have an irregular shape, but how does it pick up the iPhone by the flat screen without wrapping around the edges?
Suction. First flat against it, then pull back the center creating a "suction cup" of sorts.
duh. Of course. :smack:
That's very cool.
Once again
NAG finds a cool video.
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I thought it looked clumsy and that he didn't know how to make a good plane. Then they dropped the penny into the shot. wow.
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The Russians. I mean - what can you do?
I love those! Nothing like a big radial cranking over and coughing to smoky life!
Pam's video
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Cute journey.
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As usual, full screen is more gooder. ;)
I didn't know you worked at the museum.
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I suspect there might be alcohol or pot involved. :yesnod:
C'mon guys, it's pretty obvious. Digr is saying that the white bearded janitor bears a resemblance to xoxoxoBruce.
I enjoyed that video by the way. Never felt sorry for a rock before.
Oh! Sorry, I was looking for some obscure movie reference or something, and missed the obvious.
Oh! Sorry, I was looking for some obscure movie reference or something, and missed the obvious.
me too!!
I've been hanging back, hoping someone would explain :P
It was a light-hearted poke at Bruce.
Cuz he's, like, old. And stuff.:stickpoke
I suspect there might be alcohol or pot involved. :yesnod:
C'mon, now. This is
me we're talking about here.
Thar's
always alcohol and pot involved.
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Meanwhile, in China...
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I thought that was a report on the GOP bus taking all their candidates to the first debate rehearsal. :browhappy
Insane marble machine...
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Reminds me of my daily commute.
That's really fun to watch though.
I muted the video at about thirty seconds in. Pretty sure I would have been full on insane by the minute mark. At three minutes I got bored and quit.
My life is pretty empty, and I'm pretty easy to entertain, but, I can't even imagine the emptiness that resulted in this marble machine.
Different strokes, I guess. It is definitely an achievement, though.
I muted the video at about thirty seconds
...Different strokes, I guess. It is definitely an achievement, though.
Me too, about the sound
But for some reason I enjoy that sort of thing.
Back as a boy, I went to the Griffith Observatory in L.A. on a school outing,
where there was a bunch of displays with ball bearings bouncing onto
the tops of metal posts cut off at various angles.
... ending with the balls bouncing into a hole in the wall of the display.
Strange how things are remembered after 7 decades or more.
When we moved into our house, I thought about doing that sort of thing
based on a tennis ball floating up a tube of water to the top of a "cliff" above our house,
and then rolling down a track in and about the tree tops and hillside of our 2 acres of woods, etc.
But then... never did it. :(
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Anyone remember the mechanized guard dog things in Neal Stephenson's Snowcrash? That book had a shockingly accurate prediction of the existence and structure of YouTube as well.
Sea lions have invaded boat docks and ramps along the Pacific coast.
Orca's (killer whales) eat sea lions.
So why not a fake orca to scare away the sea lions ?
But then maybe the sea lions in Astoria, OR have the last laugh.
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Bye, baby bunting,
Orca's gone a-hunting!!
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A unique rig.
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Molten lead + CocaCola = weirdness.
Because why not.
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When the liquid cools through plasic to solid, it freezes like your Mother said your face would.
I don't believe that's lead. The thermometer showed less than 600F and lead melts at something like 625F. Plus I've had the unfortunate experience of witnessing pot of molten lead blow from a small dose water off a tree branch on a rainy day. It's more likely an alloy like Bismuth-Tin-Antimony-etc.
Water slide.
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Wait till Putin hears about this.
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Berkley Labs moving their lawnmower.
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This
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Til somebody runs off the road watching tv...
LinkEXCELLENT point Gravdigr.
It's not immediately obvious what the driver behind the truck is seeing. That's an attention sink right there.
--thread drift--
True story:
Once upon a time, I drove (my favorite car of all time) a Triumph TR250. This was when I was young and living in Southern California. I had the Commute From Hell (C) eighty miles each way into work. AAaaannnnnyway. One day I was driving on the freeway into work and I found myself behind one of these
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(a real rolling truck, not a finished tanker on a trailer). As I said, I loved that car. It was so pretty. I observed that if I followed pretty closely (carefully watching out for his brake lights) I could see myself in the slightly convex mirror finish of the tail end of the tanker. I could even see myself! Damn, I'm pretty! Look at that dashing sportscar driver! Mmmmm, mmmmm, mmmmmm. I posed (from the shoulders up), I gazed at, I admired me... Eventually, even I reached my fill of looking at me, so I broke off my tailgating contact and merged into the regular flow of traffic. I started to look for my normal exit so I could get to work.
I could not find my exit.
I had followed the truck well into Boyle Heights, some 20 miles away from the city where I worked.
OOPS.
Til somebody runs off the road watching tv.
indeed.
Rube Goldburg
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That machine had a purpose, to shoot paint at those 4 guys.
I have my doubts about the last one... :eyebrow:
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I have my doubts about the last one... :eyebrow:
maybe it's not water? Maybe it's a clear non-conductive liquid that looks like water? Mineral oil?
More likely a special waterproof heat gun.
Or battery powered with the unplugged charging cord attached.
Maybe distilled water. :confused:
I have doubts about all of that video.
I've seen at least a few demonstrations like that in person at the local children's museum. I think they're all real.
A unique rig. "Wood saw video"
The one thing that strikes me as odd is that he pushes the saw forward to make a cut and then pulls it back to make the next one. Circular saw blades are designed to go one way. You feed stock into the curve of the teeth of the blade, if you do the opposite the saw wants to pull into the stock which will usually dull the blade and/or stall the motor.
A unique rig. "Wood saw video"
The one thing that strikes me as odd is that he pushes the saw forward to make a cut and then pulls it back to make the next one. Circular saw blades are designed to go one way. You feed stock into the curve of the teeth of the blade, if you do the opposite the saw wants to pull into the stock which will usually dull the blade and/or stall the motor.
He actually answers that in the comments:
Hey...Nice mill ..Nice video can you tell us why your mill can cut in both directions when other mills only cut in one thanks for sharing
+Rollerr Walker Thanks. I keep the teeth sharp and don't try to push it too hard on the return pass
I love this thread.
I was just scrolling back, looking at all the recent videos while looking back for that sawmill one, and I realized that I'm not giving positive comments to all these cool videos, just some random ones. I'm glad you guys keep posting them, even when there is no response, because they are all good to watch, and some are great.
Speaking of Angry Ram....
I f*cking love these videos. I am staggered at the hardness of this creature's skull. OMG.
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Here's his whole channel. There are a number that are extremely entertaining. Waaay better than Goat Simulator on XBox.
DIY printer.
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Funny.
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Oh I loved that! Have just sent link to Ma - she'll get a kick out of it.
Marshall Mathers is confused.
Stephen Colbert is hosting a local access program on Michigan Cable. Weird enough.... but it would appear that Colbert is playing dumb about the identity of Eminem, and to make it funnier, they decided NOT to let Marshall in on the joke. it's so awkward and cringeworthy.
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Naw, man. Eminem was completely in on it. But he does a damn good job playing straight man.
Smartphones, dumb people.
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I just finished watching that video a few minutes ago and was looking at a bunch of his other ones.
Pretty impressive effect.
Yeah, I made a note to go back and check some of the other vids, too.
Incredible!
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fyi it looks like Obama is going to see Penn and Teller on Broadway tonight
not fer nothin I suppose
Take a deep breath, relax, and enjoy 2½ minutes of guided, peaceful, stress-relieving meditation, and emerge to greet the world with a fresh breath of Fuck That...
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...the three-ring shit-show of your life...
Reindeer
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Firewood
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...the people that know ya don't really like ya anyway...
:3eye:
Another ISS at night. The Aurora Australis at 1:20.
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1700 students at a New Zealand high school perform the haka for their math teacher.
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That's a wonderful post...
CA Nissan dealer TV ad.
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The streets of NYC add up to 6000 miles. Two guys, separately, for different reasons, are attempting to walk all of them.
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I don't know how you get your wheelless floatplane to the landlocked airport, but this is how ya get it out:
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An engine failure after take off would no doubt be 'character forming'.
Airshow in Budapest in 2014.
Those with an interest in the whirlybirds will want to pay special attention at around 1:20, 1:55, and could someone please tell me what I'm looking at at 2:04? Also, don't miss the WTF?! moment at 2:14. To be fair, there are several WTF?! moments in this clip.
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The upside down flying helicopter is special built and to do those tricks in the US needs special certification of (and at least 12 Red Bulls in) the pilot, and dispensation from for the show, the FAA.
At 2.05 the helicopter set off a smoke bomb and the rotor downwash pushes the smoke down.
The upside down flying helicopter...
Is that one this one?
The Messerschmitt-Bölkow-Blohm Bo 105?
The site I found that on has me a little confused.
I don't know who built Red Bull's.
No. Just, no.
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:bolt:
Those jungle strips is why cocaine is so expensive. :haha:
The Day siblings play X-Files. It doesn't end well.
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It's mesmerizing:
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Cool, the engine loses about 2 car lengths to the cars on the next smaller circle on each go round.
MEAT!
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It's mesmerizing:
It's neverending:
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Would someone tell me where power and control input is coming from? No cords going to/from the track.
That's Cash Cab's own Ben Bailey, close childhood friend of my brother in law.
MEAT!
Ben Bailey!! From
"Cash Cab"! I
knew I knew that guy!
The other guy was The Ripper in "Last Action Hero", he's been in
a lot of movies/tv.
Would someone tell me where power and control input is coming from? No cords going to/from the track.
Magic. Radio controlled, maybe batteries in the train. or wired from underneath.
Oh wait, I know... photoshopped. :lol2:
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From 3-M
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Don't know why, have no use for it whatsoever...I want one.
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And here comes Beetle Bomb...
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Being young and foolish, I was there. Wasn't until years later I could watch on TV, with my fat ass in an easy chair, and see more of the action. This clip shows about as much racing(but more variety), as I could see from the infield. :haha:
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Pressie for the boys :P
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I'd definitely go for any of those real ladies, all of whom show off great personalities; and none of the models because models are by design going to be stuck-up entitled cunts. (But that's post age-20s wisdom)
ETA Buzzfeed did it for the headline, of course.
Oh, I figured most of the Cellar blokes would get a kick out the real* ladies in their swimsuits, that's why I posted it :P Perfection makes for a particular kind of beauty - it's like art, it's good to look at. There are other kinds of beauty - and what attracts us is a whole different story.
* I should qualify that: because behind each of those glamour shots is a real, breathing, thinking woman. But we all know that the models themselves generally don't look like that. Their every imperfection has been ironed out, through make-up and photo shop. It is an ideal only achievable for a moment, with a great deal of in-time and post-shoot intervention.
They certainly all have appeal. :hugnkiss:
I think it's a mistake to try to recreate and hold an exact pose because when models are doing it, they are constantly moving around while the photographer is taking hundreds, perhaps thousands, of pictures. The "pose" is just an instant in time that lasted a fraction of a second.
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How did they get the ladder set up? How will they take it down? It's not remotely stable without that rope from above.
There is NO FUCKING WAY, that I am getting on that ladder.
The stupidity of that ladder is staggering. Why not just abseil from the roof on the rope? It's much closer to where the work, whatever he's doing, needs to be done. Hell, I've lopped limbs from above on a rope. You don't even have to worry about the limb knocking your ladder from under ya.
Stabilized gangplankery:
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That's amazing, I guess anybody getting off the boat, has to get on the platform at the top of the ramp beforehand, and coming on would wait on the platform until it was done.
that's probably the same structure that operates the simulators for airplane cockpits, or disneyland rides
airplanes? you mentioned airplanes? here's decent from FL220 to RNAV (gps) instrument approach into Addison (Dallas) ding you hear in this short vid is the altitude preselect indicating 1000 feet to go in our decent to our level off altitude prior to commencing the approach. the jet is a citation CE-550 and yeah, it's a jet but it's avionics are a hunk of junk, I've flown beater trainer aircraft with a better radio/nav stack lol!
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and that gang plank is the shit!
Hey philthy, long time no see!
hey there! yeah I pop in from time to time, most of the time just lurk without logging in. to be honest, i might just lurk a little more, with all the negativity on fb nowadays....getting real old real fast.
Heya Philthy! Nice to see you mate.
Good to hear/read from ya, ya Philthy thang you!!
ETA: Don't you know, when videoing from a plane w/your phone, your supposed to turn the plane sideways?
had the owner of the plane on board, he doesn't think that's too much fun lol! but you mean like this??
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I just saw a video of a machine with a long jointed arm that has a box with a wood chipper on the end, that chews up small trees from the top down. The guy said he took the video by holding his phone against the windshield with his boot. I wonder what the plane owner would think of that method? :haha:
Here's takeoff from that small field, runway is just over 3800' in length so it was 95% power and hold the brakes til the engines were spooled up, talk about a kick in the butt! The thick white lines, fyi, on either side of the runway center line indicate 500' of runway remaining.....(the rote learning of info in the manual for this plane is going to be way harder on the type rating test than flying the damn thing!)
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Plithy, it is great to hear from you!! You have been greatly missed.
I was sent a link to this video by another guy in group. It has me crying my eyes out. Might not affect y'all, but it sure does have me blubbering.
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thanks sarge, and wow, that's powerful, pretty much at a loss for words really.
Magical. At least I think I know how he does it, but can't imagine putting in the hours to be able to do it.
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:lol2:
Cutting down trees requires heavy use of terms like "widowmaker."
Why the fuck would he run the way the tree is falling? Proof of Darwin's theory.
lucky the tree was rotten
Why the fuck would he run the way the tree is falling? Proof of Darwin's theory.
That's exactly what I thought. He could have run in, literally,
any other direction and been fine. Good thing he's Russian.
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Aaaaaanyway...Watch these dominoes:
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Title says "17,500", but, none of those looked like 17,500 dominoes to me. 'Course, I didn't count 'em...:headshake
That's like living under ISIS. Work your fingers to the bone, then some asshole ruins everything, and you have to clean up the mess. ;)
You may not give a damn about these, but I do.
Also, these were made B4 Peter Capaldi's time as the Doctor.
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The new themes are fine, but I prefer the all-electronic versions, especially the Pertwee one. Also, there were a few motifs I liked in the closing credits music that weren't in the opening.
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Man, don't ya hate it when this happens?
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HOORAY FOR SCIENCE!
Gravdigr, thank you for this post. I really, really enjoyed it. :)
You are very welcome, sir. Glad to have had a hand in your happy.
Glad to have had a hand in your happy.
Would you like to rephrase that?
Yeah, I went there.
Then you went there.
Then I went there.
Then he went there.
Now, I'm outta here.
:bolt:
For all the times you've made me feel better, I 'll fist you to happy anytime.
Did that sound gay?
I'm not responsible for drunken ramblings.
Gatos vs niños
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Nice one Zathris, that was great.
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Viking games. Methinks there might be some alcohol involved. :haha:
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Time lapse lava flow from Kilauea...
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Viking Games was more fun than it should have been.
I was surprised too, not a lot happens in six minutes. Well, it doesn't happen very fast anyway. But I can relate to the behavior. :lol:
Whales under the Aurora...
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Jelly tennis in slo-mo...
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Viking Games was more fun than it should have been.
The fellas at the bar
loved it. I mean,
wow,
they really liked it.Building bridges. No, real bridges:
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Slow, but, interesting. The vid is sped up, too, btw.
The fellas at the bar loved it. I mean, wow, they really liked it.
Because it's so stupid and simple, they can imagine doing that at some point, when they were three sheets to the wind. :haha:
The first time I watched it, I sat here saying this is dumb... but couldn't shut it off. Strangely compelling.
That bridge building machine needs some upgrades so it doesn't need all those guys. Then it could work around the clock. If only it could poop out the pillars too.
I watched the progress of building the Silver Line Metro raised track from Tysons Corner to the Dulles toll road while I was on my commute. They used a machine similar to that. It was pretty cool.
Tex Avery predicts in the 1950s, the house, car, TV, and Farm, of tomorrow.
caution: 25 minutes
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The Vivos Indiana Underground Survival Shelter
I grew up in LA in the late 40's during all the "Duck-And-Cover" business,
and many the adults went nuts thinking LA was going to be hit by an A-bomb.
Some of them with $ bought land out towards Palm Springs,
and started digging their own single-family "fallout shelters".
But we used to make fun of them because the prevailing winds would have blown
the radioactive cloud eastward out of LA and dumped it right on top of them.
If you drive that route (I-10 / Whitewater) now,
what you see are wind turbines generating power.
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Z. If I post 17 different videos for a total of 3 hrs and 12 min
without making a single comment of my own about any of them,
how inclined will you be to watch them all and reply to me about even one ?
If you would give us your thoughts about each given video,
maybe... maybe... maybe... I'll watch it, depending on your comments.
Otherwise, it is likely that I'll skip right over them all.
.
OTOH, you could watch out of sheer curiosity. Besides, I've seen other Dwellars post vidz without commenting on them.
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Ne Zealand Energy Ad... wait for the end
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I liked that. That looks like something I might do.
This video is nuts. But it's fascinating, like a train wreck fascinating. I suggest you full screen it, as it gets pretty busy.
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Or as I call it, The Flames Of Love.
This video is nuts. But it's fascinating, like a train wreck fascinating. I suggest you full screen it, as it gets pretty busy.
Great. Now my brain works different.:mad:
Be thankful it works, I think mine blew a gasket, or galled a bearing, or something. :rollanim:
It reminded me of a documentary I saw years ago about the train
that runs north out of Winnepeg to Churchill, MB, Canada.
Starting with the initial tentative conversations between strangers in one of the train cars.
It gradually superimposed the soundtracks of one more conversation, then another.
By the end, you were acquainted with the people and how they spoke.
I was amazed that by the time the train reached Churchill,
I was able to follow 3 separate conversations simultaneously,
and knew which passenger was saying what.
Maybe that's what Air Traffic Controllers do too.
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Snails Horror... embigen
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I knew that was a French snail when I saw the moustache.
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Man, Simone's got a great voice.
Cory's a very bad boy.
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Come on grandma, do it for Denmark.
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This fanmade music video was made 6 years ago by YouTuber
Sabitsuita.
Song: "Vampire Heart" by
HIM
Video: Scenes from
Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust
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South Philly dancing shoes never stop. They drive skeletons right out of closets, and chase squirrels over the phone wires.
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Another good reason to bury the wires. I don't like those shoes. They are as bad as graffiti.
It's kinda clever, actually. I wonder how long it took to film this.
29 seconds. You can spare 29 seconds to watch this.
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That gizmo is FUBAR! :lol:
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Eet slahces waffer theen:
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I wonder how long it can keep it's edge in normal usage.
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Knock-out Boy's nonchalance is commendable:
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This made me tear up a little.
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I wonder what that is, driftwood, alien, instrument mount?
All I can think of when I see stuff like that is what it would be like to be stuck out there, and could I scramble around fast enough to stay alive.
All I can think of when I see stuff like that is thank God Kentucky don't got no danged icebergs.
Or glaciers.
Or oceans.
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I should have posted this at the beginning of the month, but hey ho:P
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Thanks Dana. That's another one of those things I was familiar with
in today's (US) politics, but had never really looked into the history.
Yeah. Fawkes tends toget remembered by some as a kind of freedom fighter against oppression. In a way he was, I suppose - he and his co-conspirators wanted to wanted to free England from the protestant yoke. But only because they preferred the catholic yoke.
This would be a challenge, even for a blowhard.
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The genius of Buster Keaton.
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I used to watch Buster Keaton and Harold Lloyd as a kid. And Laureland Hardy too. They used to play on weekends on tv.
I think the whole 2 minute video is worth watching to get the proper build up, but you can start watching at 55 seconds or so to see the action.
Anchor drop mishap.
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Drop of anchor went terrible wrong.....
No shit.
I guess the flames were from the 'brakes'?
I saw that video awhile back and sent to a guy who'd been in the Navy, figuring he'd get a kick out of it. He replied with several horror stories he'd personally witnessed in just a couple years, about anchor chains gone wild.:eek:
after I saw this video, I looked for other anchors gone wild videos and there is one that happened on a US Navy ship. But the chains are let out from below deck in that one and the room filled with smoke so quickly in the video, you couldn't see nearly as much. It looks like it's not that unusual for this to happen.
Brakes fail, and I guess there's no back up system. Being the anchor and chain are expensive, and can mean survival for a ship in trouble, I should think they'd have something. But I guess it doesn't happen often enough to warrant it.
This flash mob happened three years ago. Better not do that today. :headshake
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Ah bruce, that was great. I love how the actors all played it absolutely straight.
Relax, he's fine.
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He's just walking funny because he's got a load of shit in his pants. :whofart:
He's just walking funny because he's got a load of shit in his pants. :whofart:
He either didn't shit for a week, or he didn't stop shitting for a week.
I'd still be shitting. Bricks.
I just cannot get my head around this.
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What ever happened to "first do no harm?"
I think that people will do any thing if the money is right. Oaths don't mean much any more.
...and a mouth like the Joker.
Pass.
Oaths don't mean much any more.
I dunno. I just read the video description on YT, and apparently her oath to herself is to look like her favorite cartoon character. I've never seen a cartoon character that looks like
that. If she wanted to look like a cartoon character, she sholuda just
Harajuku girl, and been done it since most Harajuku girls dress like anime characters anyway:
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This was post last December.
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What? A girl play drums? Preposterous! :lol:
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I almost posted that vid.
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Those top ten videos are lethal. Once I start with them I can lose half a day :p
That's WAtchMojo for ya'. :D
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Kinda wish there were more of Sheldon's "Bazinga" moments, but still really funny.
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A clip from an interview with Stephen Fry. On God:
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It ain't yer fault, sweetie. It's YouTube's.
Dana, I found a copy by YT user Sam Olawale that's USA friendly:
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Oh nicely done, Zathris! thanks:)
The Darth Vader yule log. The first 40 seconds are OK, but I'd quit after the first minute because it doesn't change for the next 4 hours and 59 minutes. :lol:
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JFC.
Aaaaaand the sock puppet also gets the iggy.
JFC.
Aaaaaand the sock puppet also gets the iggy.
'k. How is a real name a sock puppet?
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Stumbled across this on da toob. Very powerful.
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Beautiful:
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That was awfully close to a throat lumper.
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With Shatner-y goodness.
I'm always up for some Shatner-y goodness.
I came in here to post these...
I really found this video shocking. I can sort of understand if it's crowded and not immediately clear the child is unaccompanied, youmay just not notice her as you hurry by, but when there's virtually nobody else about and the kid is just clearly there alone...sweet jesus what is wrong with people?
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And this one - again made me feel really angry a few times- but also really heartened by others. The last few mins is really rather horrifying.
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In the first video, the girl did not seem to be frantic or distressed. The mall is a familiar place where people feel generally secure. Stopping to talk to a child might make some folks nervous because they don't want to be accused of being white T Shirt from video 2.
I'd have stopped. I know I'd have stopped, because I have done in the past in a shop, when I've seen a little one wandering about, seemingly alone.
Women can do that, it's risky for men.
I realise much harder for men. But there were plenty of women walking past.
In that first video, I'd have noticed the girl... And then immediately noticed the two women by the column just 15 feet away, both clearly watching her like hawks. I'd have concluded that this child is not, in fact, alone.
The problem with conducting the "experiment" close to Victoria Coach Station, is that it's a notorious area for pickpockets, beggars and scammers. The sad truth is that children have always been used in distraction-style robberies. Also, the team must have had clearance to film - I doubt a child alone on the street in the same place for long would not attract the attention of the police in real life.
I can't say about the American video of course. But I wonder if some of the reactions are again more to do with fear of crime/ being hustled than they are about fear of being labelled a paedophile.
Regardless of the above, yes I think I would have stopped.
Or at least gone back a few minutes later to check on what I thought I'd seen.
It's hard sometimes, if you're in a busy area, in a rush, on a schedule. I have approached children before, although they have been visibly distressed. Usually a querying look and a thumbs up is enough to establish whether a child is really lost or has just been having a tantrum. Asking a child if they are okay in a kind voice takes seconds, and cannot possibly pose any danger to anyone.
Exactly. You just check it out a bit.
You could argue this girl is a scammer by definition. She's not lost. She is lying when she says she is. She and the makers of the video are trying to scam all the passers by for the purposes of entertainment/news. Anyone who trusts their instincts that she is a lying scammer should be congratulated. They were right.
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Those are concrete pavers too. The ice has to be fairly thick to fill in the joints between them.
Derren Brown rocks.
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Walt Disney's take on pinstriping...
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Derren Brown rocks.
But where's the expose where he shows how he did it? I'm assuming he pushed her into drawing what he already wanted her to draw with his little speech beforehand, but without the explanation it doesn't look like he's debunking anything.
Some of it you can hear - the stuff ahe was saying to her about thoughts sailing through her mind and not going overboard. The full show has the explanation, but I can't recall all the details.
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I cut you, man. I cut you bad.
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I wonder if she's available for, uh, private performances?
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Beach goers near Oregon's Coos Bay escape a
sneaker wave:
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Beachgoers barely escape sneaker wave near Coos Bay; ‘My God that’s huge’Dogs moving sheep.
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Awesome. I love the Atlas robots.
just remember you said that as you cower in the rubble trying to hide from one.
But what if it looks at her and says:
Come with me if you want to live.
Wheelchairs are awesome.
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Better embiggened.
Full props to the producers for including full credits to the awesome wheelers!
curious how in a few of the shots about the pinstriping, the image was reversed. you can see it in the license plate and one shot of the car model in chrome, "Catalina".
The car is a 68 Ford LTD, Ca Plate 666COU.
curious how in a few of the shots about the pinstriping, the image was reversed. you can see it in the license plate and one shot of the car model in chrome, "Catalina".
The cel got, or didn't get, flipped.
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The car is a 68 Ford LTD, Ca Plate 666COU.
Close. I thing it's a Galaxie 500, not an LTD. But maybe they're different trim levels of the same thing.
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I'm truly glad that I only have to drive a handful of miles each week.
The utter stupidity and aggression that you see on the roads is enough to make your hair stand on end.
We all make mistakes but some of the actions in that video were definitely sins of commission and not omission.
Might is right seems to be the guiding principle for many drivers and sod everybody else.
It's probably fair to assume that human stupidity hovers around a constant level.
Combined with a growing population and the consequent increase in numbers of vehicles on the roads, things aren't likely to improve.
I wonder how many drivers have dispensed with the burdensome requirement of possessing a driving licence and insurance for the vehicle.
Incidentally, I recognise one of the locations. It's on the A41 Tring Road on the SE outskirts of Aylesbury. Starts at
5.27
No! It wasn't me!
And everyone is driving on the wrong side of the road. :haha:
Ever wonder what Middle English sounded like?
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Oh that's lovely. I adore the sound of Middle English.
What would you think about the world after 44 years in prison?
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Only go out when it rains.
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Clipped nails, brushed coat
And he don't know where he’s goin' to.
New collar, no leash
He don't need a reason why.
They come runnin' just as fast as they can jog
'Cause every bitch crazy 'bout a two nosed dog.
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Looks like it but only two nostrils, so it's like a cleft nose.
This is such a sweet video. A young BBC apprentice, with aspergers, interviewing Chris Eccleston who is currently in a 6 part series about a family with an autistic son. He plays the not always very tactful or understanding grandad.The interviewer does a great job - he's a natural for tv.
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That dog has two noses!
I'll bet that doggeh can tell you which way the Snausage went faster than the average doggeh...
Taking down a tree...
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Excellent. He makes it look so easy. I know that's his skill showing.
I liked the pulley/brake set up. I just roped 'em and let them down by hand. Of course, I cut smaller pieces.:D
And the customer paid dearly for that shit.
Also, I wasn't no 120+ damn feet in the air.
Looks like a dead tree, too.
Rule for continuing to stay alive: Don't climb dead trees.
If I have a 52-foot bucket, somebody else can climb it, I don't need it.
Another thing:
When I climbed, I never, never, got used to the trunk moving after ya cut a big limb.
Highest I ever climbed was about 60 feet, and that was just to cut out a widowmaker.
Yeah, seeing him grabbing for his rope to feel just a little more secure after he makes enough of the cut, but before the limb lets go. One time, he swiped for the rope and missed it so swiped again with a little more urgency. Can't see how holding on to a loose rope would make you feel secure, but whatever it takes.
I love it that I can see that footage without having to be the one doing it.
Yes, he's working above a three way crotch where dead trees love to split. For safety, he's roped to the branch the cameraman is perched on. The falling cut-offs are also tied to that branch, if that splits they are both fucked. That three way crotch is what Lamplighter had. When the first broke it took out his roof, months later the second came very close to taking out him.
This look like a fun toy/tool. the drawbacks I see are it's probably expensive and it's electric.
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Wanna go very very fast?
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1th gear: 64
2th gear: 105-ish
3th gear: 149-ish
4th gear: 193-ish
5th gear: 222-ish
6th gear: HFS
Aussie Libraries got it goin' on...
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Remember D-Day (Bruce McGill) from "Animal House"?
He can still do the throat thing:
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You won't believe this crazy sword swallower.
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13 minutes of early Southern California Hot Rod history wrapped around one guy.
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Last years robbers(burglars) are becoming folk lore heroes already.
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I promise:
You will not regret watching this video.
You will show this video to all your friends.
They will say, "Oh my God--I've never seen anything like that!!"
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"Kevin, stop being a cunt."
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I wish I knew someone named Kevin
Just a couple guys having a little fun with
oobleck.
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The best one starts at 2:50.:devil:
This is an hour long, split into two half hour segments.
1977 Canadian Broadcasting Corp documentary on the Ford Motor Company,
and the North American car culture of the '70s.
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Oh awesome, I shall watch that, bruce!
This is hilarious.
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The last two were both great, I thought. I know the lad got arrested over the 'gun', but I thought the two cops both handled it really well, actually. Seemed pretty level-headed and professional to me. The last one made me smile. The cop's response to the guy's assertion that he was Guy Fawkes was cool.
Those are the cops we need more of. :thumb:
Yeah. I suspect more of them are like that than not, unless it's a particularly troubled area.
The "Can I show you my gun" bit would be very different in different parts of the US as well. A Texas cop would ask if you had a concealed carry license, and if you did, then he would love to see it and have a long gun-nerd conversation with you. Of course if you didn't, then yeah, you'd be arrested just like the video.
Bet beer run ever...
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From the video description:
2015 KMEA Choirs singing the National Anthem. Approximately 1000 students from all around the state of Kentucky gather together each evening during the KMEA conference to sing our great nation's Anthem. It is truly an amazing experience.
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She's very graceful, isn't she?
She certainly is.
Just my opinion, but I feel the following message is important, though not very realistic.
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'what she said'
there's also 'WHS' - 'what he said'
I present to you, for your distraction, an inside view of the glatt family's poorly working dishwasher.
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I went over to the forum at appliantology.org for opinions about why it is cleaning so poorly these days, and the leading opinion, with one responder, is that the water supply inlet screen is clogged after 15 years. Makes sense to me, since I've had to clean our kitchen faucet screen about once a year over those 15 years and have never once cleaned the dishwasher's screen.
I thought you might enjoy these 17 minutes of hot dishwasher action. I've got about 40 more minutes I can post, if you so desire.
GoPro in waterproof housing, and an LED trouble light double bagged in ziplock bags to cast a little light in the darkness.
That looks familiar. When I went to clean mine, I found the screen was indeed full of bleck. But even more importantly, one of the jet holes at the end of the rotating arm was plugged. Trouble was, a little piece of broken glass. It was big enough to obstruct most of the hole but small enough to fall back down into the hollow body of the sprayer arm. I could hear it rattling but I could never see it.
I finally got it by swinging the arm fast enough to fling the chunk to the end where I destroyed it with the pliers of my Leatherman. I crushed it up and made the tiny pieces small enough to pass through the hole.
The regular screen has three or four stainless steel screws. Obviously the racks come out, then the screws, then the screen. Totally worth it.
The screen I have to clean is a different screen. It will be where the fresh water supply hose under the washer attaches to the fill valve right under the float switch. I may be able to reach it without pulling the DW out from under the counter. It's not the big filter inside the DW tub.
That's all that happens in there?! Really? I remember dishwashers making a bunch of racket, vibrating and trying to walk across the kitchen...
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Two thumbs up.:thumbsup::thumbsup:
Can't wait for the director's cut.
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Well, the stream is supposed to be stronger. That's part of the problem. I need to install a new filter/inlet valve.
But yeah, just a bunch of spraying.
If I semi-regularly run an empty load with one of those citric acid "dishwasher cleaner" powder things, will that also get to the screen you guys are talking about, or not? My dishwasher's doing okay, but I know we haven't done jack in the way of maintenance for it since we moved in 9 years ago.
that will probably help the screen BigV is talking about. It gets gunked up with old food particles and grease and stuff.
The screen I'm talking about can't be helped with anything. It's the fault of grit and sand in the city water.
Have you consulted a urologist?
I'm afraid they will only want to improve my flow by roto rooting the thing.
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Question: Why are some of us now posting vidz on YT in both 4:3 and 16:9?
small and large, because the small version can be seen on Tapatalk while the big version can't
small and large, because the small version can be seen on Tapatalk while the big version can't
Just read the Wiki-article on Tapatalk. I don't have any mobile devices, so I wouldn't have known what you said.
Why not just post the small version? It's basically the same as watching a widescreen/letterboxed movie on an old 4:3 TV. The widescreen image is simply shrunk down to fit the 4:3 viewing area.
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Some people like the large version, which on most people's browsers, takes up a much larger section of screen. Others cannot see that version.
Videos that have details that take up a small portion of the frame, especially the phone videos that only use a third of the frame to begin with, can be seen better in a large frame. Also videos that are scenic or something like a halftime show are nicer in the large frame. But that screws the people watching on their phone.
Of course in the small frame, if you have the larger screen you can click to youtube and make it fullscreen. But some people are blocked from youtube or don't trust linking out, so as a courtesy, I post both frames unless it's something where I don't feel screen size matters.
However, boobs should always be viewed on the largest screen possible.
Have you asked TapaTalk why they don't support viewing widescreen videos?
Because phone screens aren't big enough, letterboxing would be what you have now.
Because phone screens aren't big enough...
Assuming you mean
wide enuf, don't they know that most mobile phones (AFAIK) can
auto-turn the video when you turn the phone 90 degrees.
A gift for the dwellar boys:
not suitable for work :P
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Tapatalk doesn't support our "youtubewide" tag because it's not a common BBCode tag that sites use at all. It's something I made up on the fly. Tapatalk doesn't know how to interpret it.
Tapatalk doesn't support our "youtubewide" tag because it's not a common BBCode tag that sites use at all.
I did not know that -I just assumed the feature became available as a standard thing and you included it - wow. You is awesome.
Assuming you mean wide enuf, don't they know that most mobile phones (AFAIK) can auto-turn the video when you turn the phone 90 degrees.
If you turn the screen 90 degrees, youtube still shows up the same width?
No matter, they keep telling me I won't be able to see anything soon with my browser, anyway.
If you turn the screen 90 degrees, youtube still shows up the same width.
I'll just take your word for it.
I'm asking, I don't have a cell phone.
I don't either, but I do know that most mobile phones can auto-adjust video when turned on it's side. Not sure if pillarboxed video is stretched to fit the viewing area though.
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How in hell does he know where the road is? Or is the road where he puts it? :eyebrow:
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Good question. There are telephone poles or something off to the side, so that gets him in the vicinity, and I also noticed footprints or maybe a snowmobile track in front of him that he might have been following. Also, he backs up a bit every now and then, and maybe that gives him a view of the road surface. Although it looks like it's the grader behind him that's actually scraping down to the blacktop. So I really don't know.
Very cool video though.
that will probably help the screen BigV is talking about. It gets gunked up with old food particles and grease and stuff.
The screen I'm talking about can't be helped with anything. It's the fault of grit and sand in the city water.
So, been thinking about your video...
An obstructed inlet screen, that will definitely reduce the flow. But, at what point in the cycle? Your (anyone's) dishwasher gets a volume of water, then recirculates it, soapy water definitely, but I can't imagine the spray from even the straight rinse cycle is using only the water pressure from the house.
You may well have an inlet screen that needs cleaning, but that low pressure jet... It seems like there are additional restrictions. You said that you have lots more footage. What does the spray pattern / pressure look like in the middle of the wash cycle? When the inlet screen is not a factor.
The inlet valve on the GE dishwasher has a screen before it on the water supply side. A timer opens the valve for 90 seconds to allow 90 seconds worth of water into the dishwasher. A couple gallons. There is a float switch that shuts the inlet valve before 90 seconds if too much water gets in, but there is no device to prevent too little water from getting in. GE tells you in the guts of the owner's manual that if you have low water pressure, you should purchase an optional high capacity valve (so more water will come in during the 90 seconds.)
Once that water is in the dishwasher, the dishwasher recirculates it for the duration of the cycle. After the cycle, a discharge pump pumps the water out, and if a new cycle is starting, the inlet valve opens up again to let new water in.
During recirculation, the water is strained through a grate, a grinding blade, and then a screen before entering the recirculation pump to keep big chunks of food from clogging the pump. [Edit: these parts can get coated with grease and slime and food particles over time, and cloddfobble's cleaner, as well as manually removing the grate and washing it every couple years is probably a good idea. There are actually a couple grates you can clean in my DW.]
In my dishwasher, if I am correct, the inlet valve screen is blocked with 15 years worth of sand and sediment and not enough fresh water is entering the dishwasher during those 90 seconds at the beginning of the cycle. The pump is starved of water and is blowing air at times. The lack of water and water power results in dirty dishes.
I'll have a chance this weekend to dig into the valve to see if I'm correct. The new part arrived yesterday and below is a picture of the screen on a brand new clean valve. It's actually a big screen because it's very concave by about an inch. More like a screen basket than a screen.
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And this is the overview of the part.
That whole fat plastic area behind the brass fitting is full of screen. It's a big screen, and I think GE knows it's going to get clogged eventually, so they make it as big as possible in the part.
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Never piss off a Russian with a track hoe.
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Fixed it!
Scroll up and look at that shot of the screen in a brand new inlet valve. And then look at this one.
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And here is the youtube video of it working. OMG, what a difference. You can see the water levelin the bottom of the DW is much higher and the spray is much more powerful.
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So none of you lads enjoyed the dancing stripper nuns?
Big-boobed stripper nuns in red lingerie, what's not to like?
*grins*
ok, cool. Just wanted to know if you'd seen it :p
I saw it on youtube and thought 'Grav'll like this'
It's nice to be thought of.:D
I've fallen off "Lucifer", as with most TV shows. I missed that particular episode, too.
Lucifer almost lost me around eps 4/5, but I stuck with it and am really glad I did. The second half of the series was much stronger.I'd say from ep6 onwards.
So none of you lads enjoyed the dancing stripper nuns?
That set me off on a two day search for more stripper nuns / nun porn, a heavily under-represented genre.
Pure grace
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A different kind of drummer.
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I case you wake/sober up some day, and find yourself at a wedding with everyone smiling at you.
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Awesome child singer
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Fixed it!
Scroll up and look at that shot of the screen in a brand new inlet valve. And then look at this one.
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And here is the youtube video of it working. OMG, what a difference. You can see the water levelin the bottom of the DW is much higher and the spray is much more powerful.
*cough*$40*cough*
What exactly is that? Sediment filter?
Ooh, that reminds me, I installed one of those 30odd years ago, I should check it. :smack:
For a change I decided to watch BGT as it aired - this audition really got me. Very moving. They've only been singing together for about a year.
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What exactly is that? Sediment filter?
Yes. You can buy cartridges with varying degrees of filtration. Easy to change (when you remember)
They've got them at most hardware stores or your local house depot, if you swing that way.
Ha Ha Ha...
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Where from and when all them furriners snuck in...
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Fucking uppity-assed Greenlanders, man...What? We ain't good enough for ya?
I think they're Danish citizens, why would they come here when they can go to Denmark.
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When he takes the hot goop, cuts off a hunk with scissors, and feeds it into the rollers, he wearing heavy gloves to protect himself from the heat. Smart, but there's no way those gloves would be allowed in food production, there's no way to clean them.
i enjoyed that tremendously even though i am carb-restricted
Making fake food for display in the window of a Jap restaurant.
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That never gets old. It reminds me, in that it involves floating the medium on water, of the paper marbling.
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Ohmigod...I remember our science teacher doing that. He took the entire supply of sodium from the science block, and led us all out to the pond behind the school (referred to as the 'nature reserve') and threw it in.
Of course by then he'd totally stopped giving a fuck and was biding his time til he could get back into an industry job :p
A very pretty, very cool, but very inefficient layout camper.
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What's inside...
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The $11,000 Canon EF200-400mm f/4L IS USM Extender 1.4x lens:
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What you want is the shot at the end, at about 1:20.
LinkIt's only $10,999 at walmart, and $8,836 at Gadget Circuit, maybe I should grab one is case I get a Cannon. :lol2:
Retired people move to Florida, retired school buses move further south.
Caution: loudish sound track.
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How about a
cardboard house...
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Mike Rowe for President!
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The last of the scissors craftsmen...
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how the Army waterproofs engines... may want to turn the sound down
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Asbestos...bare hands...What could go wrong?
Pretty sticky, I doubt there was much airborne asbestos fiber... until the bits that didn't get pealed off dry out. ;)
Somebody copied that 1974 VW commercial. This could be done with a CJ Jeep also.
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Gear ratio? How about 11,373,076:1?
Stay awake if you can:
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Then he asks what it could be used for...:yelsick:
Diamond crusher? Jar opener? Nut/bolt untightener?
Dude reminds me of an evil genius. He should have been stroking a white cat throughout the video.
Fall down, go boom...
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This is kind of awesome:
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Oh wow that is. I could use it, as long as it could be modified to pick up most anything.
[QUOTE=xoxoxoBruce;963549]Fall down, go boom...
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Bruce I'm not going to tell you how much time I wasted on that video....:p:
Yeah, I know. :o I watch the whole thing AND backed up a couple of spots. iI's a shame there's always so much dust, I'd like to see how some of the top parts ended up. Some looked like it collapsed in a heap, while others looked like the top tipped over ending up well outside the footprint.
I watched the whole thing.:facepalm: I meant to watch about two or three minutes' worth.
Granted, this is no bandsaw, but it's still really, really cool.
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I know, old and busted. Still a trip:
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I'm still laughing three days later.
"New phone doesn't fit the old charger. That's your hero?"
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Something different.
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OMG I have a new favorite thing. (Worth a full screen, and good loud volume.)
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That man needs a hobby.
A different hobby.
Pretty cool.
I always enjoyed the Sound of Music.
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The hills are not alive, and neither is that video.
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Some of these are pretty remarkable:
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I always enjoyed the Sound of Music.
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The hills are not alive, and neither is that video.
That vid didn't work last night on the Nook. My apologies.
Let there be light:
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An amazing channel on YouTube.
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Great minds...
Hmm, I wonder if watching that video is what made all his other videos pop up in my suggested Youtube videos.
Every once in a while, I find myself going through my YouTube history trying to figure out what combination of videos I have watched that is causing the unwanted suggestions I am getting, and then deleting those videos from my history.
A week or so ago, there was that video of the parking lot mishap where the truck driver hit the adjacent truck as he was pulling out of his spot. That led to some other fail video I watched, and before I knew it, there were all sorts of horrific death and mayhem videos being offered up to me. I'm not so interested in snuff films. Thanks anyway, Google. So I had to go back and start deleting viewed video history. Same thing with some rare color WW2 footage I watched not so long ago.
It's fun to watch mishaps where nobody is getting killed. I was watching a fail video of trees being cut down. Pretty funny watching all these trees coming down on houses or parked trucks, but as the video continued, they started getting to the widow makers. No, I don't want to see a tree landing on someone. Even an idiot who did it to themselves. Delete.
Six minutes of sanding, cleaning, and painting.
With some nice music.
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They got paid to do that.
Dedicated to Gravdigr. I think he is the only other person on this site who will understand the artistic beauty
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I forgot Fargon has the same art appreciation level as Gravdigr and I. Would you believe they received a $489,000 grant from the National Endowment for the Arts? I can't get a VA cardiac referral scheduled but I have this to watch.
Would you believe they received a $489,000 grant from the National Endowment for the Arts?
Well no; and who told you that;
because they are actually Canadians
(and that kind of explains it anyway)
Dedicated to Gravdigr. I think he is the only other person on this site who will understand the artistic beauty
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Well no; and who told you that;
because they are actually Canadians
(and that kind of explains it anyway)
US Army WTF! sent an email stating they had received the grant for a US tour.
Based on searching the grant system at apps.nea.gov/grantsearch/, I believe that between 2004 and 2015, six US-based arts organizations were given NEA grants on the order of $10-20,000, for events and programs that included the Chouinard company, typically as one of several dance troupes. I welcome corrections from your source.
Well, egg on my face. I took their message on face value. Could they possibly be referencing an upcoming tour?
No, I just looked at all the grants for Dance from 2015 to 2017, and they don't give out that much money. Most grants are $10,000. Biggest grant was $100,000, for an opera re-staging.
They only gave Martha Graham $80,000 - so a buncha frogs ain't gitten our tax money I assure you
Well, I admit I was wrong and need to fact check their emails
Seeing Mama for the first time in ten years:
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Coleman Sweeney was an asshole:
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Don't be an asshole.
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Coleman Sweeney was an asshole:
Don't be an asshole.
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Dayum.
With a side order of daaaayyyuuuummm.
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choose the gear and pick 2.0 speed.
Dayum.
With a side order of daaaayyyuuuummm.
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That towel on his hip must be the nastiest smelling funk riddled piece of cloth in existence
Well, the whole place is gonna smell of falafel, so...
Standard transmissions...
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You can see the Earth rotating.
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I like that. Now they just need to create a camera tracking system so the frame stays steady along with the star field.
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Better bigger. Much better full screen in HD.
Defeating a ~$900 padlock:
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This guy has some awesome videos.
Amazing dominos...
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Stand 'em up, just to knock 'em down...
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Jeff Dunham's non-standup-related YouTube playlists:
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Random Comedy Sketches
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Achmed's YouTube Takeover
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Jay Leno's Garage
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Watch the guy on the motorcycle as he becomes a human pinball:
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That's gonna leave a mark.
Better bigger.
Splitting a bullet by shooting an axe. Yeah, nevermind that shit, [strike]here comes Mongo![/strike] watch the edge of the axe blade quiver at the impact.
You'll prolly want to go big (and HD):
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From the title, I formed the impression that the bullet was going to split the axe blade.
watch the edge of the axe blade quiver at the impact.
You can tell the quality of an axe blade by the ring it makes when struck.
Thermox paint changes color with temperature...
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Somebody's gonna make a million damn dollars.
I bet that paint is made up of old, crushed up mood rings.
When Naproxen first came out a doctor friend gave me a coffee mug that had a picture of a red, swollen inflamed knee joint on it, when you put hot coffee in the mug the picture slowly changed to a non-inflamed regular bone colored knee.
My kid has a drink cup that changes color with cold and hot drinks.
A black guy, with a gun, on a motorcycle, gets pulled over by a white cop, and nobody dies or even gets shot.
Unbelievable?
Not when everyone acts the way they're supposed to.
Dude didn't go thug, cop didn't go asshole. Everybody goes home.
Kudos to both parties.
What a shame, Cop should have shot him for(1) being black, (2) being on a bike, (3) having a gun. Missed opportunity.
He wasn't anywhere near your lawn.
Chinese vs. Merkin
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Watch for the ufo during the slo-mo of the Chinese safe drop. WTF is that?
I try very hard not to drop my gun safes 100 feet. :rolleyes:
Well, who knows when your gun safe will get tangled up with your crane?
Better safe than sorry.<---See what I did there?:D
Don't drink and drive...
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Wait for it...
Waaaiiiit for it...
Not what you're thinking.
Wait for it:
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Ya gotta love that old lady.
:lol2:
I'm thankful I don't have to worry about this sort of thing when I'm down at the river:
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Better bigger.
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