Mountian Dew

I came across a site the other day that freaked me out. What it does is determine how many Mountian Dew's it would take to kill you. Sad that too many can kill you. I love Mountian Dew:(
I found out it would take about 175 cans in one setting to kill me. I dont think thats too bad.

http://www.linkydinky.com/dewkiller.shtml

Here's the link just in case you like Mountian Dew as much as me and need to know

You can actually die from drinking too much water, too. I forget how much, though.

so you weigh 141?

The actual amount varies with age, body weight and chemistry. (this is my excuse for not posting an amount. I'll ask a doctor tomorrow, assuming I remember to do so).

The condition known as "water intoxication" or "hyponatremia" results from drinking so much fluid that the amount sodium in the blood is too diluted to keep body function going. You see the condition in runners who don't replace enough electrolytes (through the ever-popular sports beverages) and in some mental patients who have a condition called "psychogenic polydipsia" which means "drinks too much damn water." Occasionally we have someone on the unit that has to be monitored for drinking water, which is a pain in the ass ... because they need to be restricted from areas with water coolers and faucets.

Originally posted by amoeba

I found out it would take about 175 cans in one setting to kill me. I dont think thats too bad.

How long is a "sitting"?

I don't think it would take quite that many, actually. The spike in your blood sugar would get you long before the hyponatremia would shut down your kidney function.

Found it ... >2 gallons of water/day, with less output than input.

http://blueprint.bluecrossmn.com/topic/topic100587242

Originally posted by insoluble
so you weigh 141?

Just had to figure that out huh?

Yeah - I'm a nerd.
I'm with Wolf - hyperglycemia would get you early on.

don't feel bad amoeba, it would take me 323 cans. and I'm only 5'2"......

290 at 6'6"

At lan parties I used to drink about 23 cans of that stuff in a day.

Hyponatremia won't kill you if you Do The Dew -- it's got 75mg of sodium per 12-oz can.

208? I'd be clawing the walls like a cat after about five though. That much sugar and caffeine would flip me out.

I used to drink Mountain Dew Code Red until I found out that it (as well as regular Mountain Dew) contain Brominated Vegetable Oil (BVO). That's basically Bromine and vegetable Oil. Bromine is very bad stuff, it is used for things like sanitizing swimming pools. They say that once it enters your body, some of it finds a home in your fat cells and stays there forever. Lemme see if I can find a link...

Ah, here's one.

Nothin' better to clear the sinuses.

142.7? I wouldn't make it thru 1...... nasty goat piss tasting oddly colored scum that it is....

What if your 185 and about 5' 2''?

Drink water.

Originally posted by april
What if your 185 and about 5' 2''?

Click the link in the first post, April.

Wait, I thought she was leaving because we all hate her!

Originally posted by Dagney
Wait, I thought she was leaving because we all hate her!

Yeah I was really confused myself so I sent her a PM:

Ermm...

BYE!

You left remember?

and she responded:

FINE!
FINE by bitch see ya later delete off this if you want I DON"T GIVE A FUCK.


BITCH!!
__________________
I'm sorry for everything I have done before. Do you forgive me?

I'm not quite sure what to make of that though.

How about this FUCK YOU??

Maybe you should "delete off this" and see what happens.

No I'm not saying that.

I'm saying Fuck you as in your a bitch and I don't give a fuck what the fuck you have to say about me you wetback!

Ermm..

Hmm...whats a wetback?

Originally posted by april
What if your 185 and about 5' 2''?

This gives you a Body Mass index of 33.

If your BMI is over 30: This indicates an unhealthy condition, your excess “Prosperity” is putting you at risk for heart disease, diabetes, high blood pressure, gall bladder disease and some cancers. You should lose weight by changing your diet and exercising more.

Simply defined, you are obese.

Source


To be fair, it takes 174 cans of MD and I'm 5'8".


GBA

DNK

You across from the river. What happened to your other post?

You scared of something?

Originally posted by FileNotFound
Ermm..

Hmm...whats a wetback?

Slur for an illegal mexican. Swimming the Rio Grande, hence, the wetback.


GBA

DNK

This has gone far enough. Look out for my latest, greates, posting "Why April Needs to be Ip Banned", coming soon to a board near you!

A wetback is nasty racial slur.

Do what you want I DON"T GIVE A FUCK!!

I found another forum where are can bother people so HA!!


Bunch of bitchs!

Originally posted by april
You across from the river. What happened to your other post?

You scared of something?

Actualy I thought it was really tastless so I blasted it a few minutes after I posted it. I was going to make a better response...but you posted instead and thus I was unable to do so.

Originally posted by DNK



Slur for an illegal mexican. Swimming the Rio Grande, hence, the wetback.


GBA

DNK

OH!

Your bf?

FNF all you do is BITCH BITCH BITCH.

Make a bitch forum and become the moderator.

Originally posted by Dagney
Wait, I thought she was leaving because we all hate her!

What did this girl do that everyone hates her? It must be pretty bad since so many people feel that way.

Originally posted by april
FNF all you do is BITCH BITCH BITCH.

Make a bitch forum and become the moderator.

I make a very bad moderator because I'm so judgmental.

UT is a good mod because while he probably secretly hates your guts he doesn't let his feelings influence his decisions.

If I were a mod you'd have been banned in early November.

By the way...just to point something out. You're the one that's bitching.

Originally posted by amoeba


What did this girl do that everyone hates her? It must be pretty bad since so many people feel that way.

Actually, I don't _hate_ her. Never said I did. However, she seems to think we all do. (Well, some of us may)

Originally posted by Dagney
Wait, I thought she was leaving because we all hate her!

Originally posted by Dagney
Actually, I don't _hate_ her. Never said I did. However, she seems to think we all do. (Well, some of us may)

Doesn't "we all hate her" qualify as saying you hate her? Just pointing it out... not trying to be an ass.

She was paraphrasing this.

April has a victim's mentality. I don't hate her either. I got upset with her, yes, but I never decided or implied that I hate her. And I don't really recall Dagney behaving in any manner that that implied hate. Some people did, and they know who they are, and April decided that the few spoke for the whole.

Originally posted by perth
She was paraphrasing this.

Ah, gotcha. I wasn't implying that I'd seen any hate directed at april from Dagney, only that there was an apparent conflict in the two statements... but I hadn't seen the other thread yet to get the joke.

And while I don't condone a lot of the nastiness that has been directed at april, I wish she'd really go away. She's become a pollutant, and many of her posts dilute the Cellar's quality. She seems ok for awhile, but then we get another rash of "Fuck you bitches I'm leaving." When she inevitably returns (later that day), it's to update us on the convoluted, messy drama that is her personal life. Bah.