If he were here, he'd fit in perfectly:
http://slate.msn.com/id/2091927/Damn straight, even if he does play Evercrack. (How does he have TIME to play Evercrack?)
I refuse to commit on the bear vs. shark issue, though, until I know which one gets the home-field advantage.
Time: I think starting pitchers are in a special situation, because they only have to work once every five days and otherwise all they have to do is a little conditioning and probably sprints. So there's a lot of down time in the clubhouse, I'm guessing.