we got our tree

lumberjim • Dec 1, 2003 8:50 pm

here's jinx and the kids towing the tree while I carry that heavy camera

and spence doing all the work:

Beestie • Dec 1, 2003 9:11 pm

Typical car dealer - disappears as soon as the deal is closed :D

Elspode • Dec 2, 2003 12:42 am

Pretty damn bold, there, LJ...stealing your neighbor's evergreens in broad daylight. Good thing you didn't get caught. They'd have to have charged you with contributing to the delinquency of a minor on top of grand theft tree.

By the way, since none of the other Cellar perverts have mentioned this, I thought I should say that Jinx is a lovely young woman. Wha'd she marry you for? :D

lumberjim • Dec 2, 2003 1:03 am

I had her mother hidden away in a warehouse......

I threatened to let her out if she didn't marry me.

Beletseri • Dec 2, 2003 6:33 am

Nice looking family Jim.

lumberjim • Dec 2, 2003 10:06 am

thanks

e unibus plurum • Dec 2, 2003 2:32 pm

hey jim, how many board-feet in that baby?:D

april • Dec 2, 2003 2:34 pm

Cute kids!

jinx • Dec 2, 2003 2:45 pm

[Q
By the way, since none of the other Cellar perverts have mentioned this, I thought I should say that Jinx is a lovely young woman. Wha'd she marry you for? :D [/B][/QUOTE]

Thanks!
I was pregnant.

lumberjim • Dec 2, 2003 2:45 pm

Originally posted by e unibus plurum
hey jim, how many board-feet in that baby?:D

oh, christ, you must actually know something about lumber.

this is a very nice specimen of a "Engleman Spruce." It grows to very large heights at maturity and is a real sonofabitch to cut with a saw. gooey meat, and prickly needles. nice branch strength for those heavy ornaments, and smells wonderful.

board-feet...hmmm.....9 foot tree, double trunk, 7" base diameter. with a little joining, some 40 weight ballbearings and some gauze pads, i should be able to get 20+ from this one. but, I think i'll just decorate it and then chop it up into logs for a nice winter campout in the back yard.

--------------------------------

thanks, april

lumberjim • Dec 2, 2003 2:53 pm

Originally posted by elspode

By the way, since none of the other Cellar perverts have mentioned this, I thought I should say that Jinx is a lovely young woman. Wha'd she marry you for? :D

from jinx
Thanks!
I was pregnant.

are you saying you only married me cuz i knocked you up?!!!

Wait until i get home, young lady!

FileNotFound • Dec 2, 2003 2:58 pm

Originally posted by lumberjim

are you saying you only married me cuz i knocked you up?!!!

Wait until i get home, young lady!

Whoa...

That can be read in way more ways than one...I'm not going to say anything more....other than that I like photos...

juju • Dec 2, 2003 4:45 pm

Yes, I for one would like to see more photos of your lovely wife.

lumberjim • Dec 2, 2003 5:23 pm

you'll have to submit your request for more pics directly to jinx. I was admonished for posting that one without written authorization. :(

on the other hand, any more cracks like this:

from jinx
Thanks!
I was pregnant.

and i might have to dig out some of the photos from the beach and the mountains.

xoxoxoBruce • Dec 2, 2003 11:25 pm

Originally posted by Elspode
By the way, since none of the other Cellar perverts have mentioned this, I thought I should say that Jinx is a lovely young woman. :D

I was gonna say that when I finished.;)

Elspode • Dec 3, 2003 12:41 am

Bruce, you take that 'Official Dirty Old Man of The Cellar' title pretty seriously, don't you?

lumberjim • Dec 3, 2003 1:04 am

Originally posted by xoxoxoBruce
I was gonna say that when I finished.;)

dude.
That's my wife. Now, she may not get that line, but I did. (actually, I'm sure she will) Ya know, I try to share a very special family like moment with the cellizens, and you gotta go there. You too, juju.... think back to when i first got here. I'll consider that post strike one

now you'd better buy me some beer and root for the cowboys this sunday or we may have another UnderSycaDavuation. :D

[SIZE=1]* this post is a dramitization and in no way depicts real life events. Any similarity to characters portrayed and real life persons is purely coincedental[/SIZE]

jinx • Dec 3, 2003 11:20 am

Settle down beavis.

xoxoxoBruce • Dec 3, 2003 6:45 pm

Originally posted by Elspode
Bruce, you take that 'Official Dirty Old Man of The Cellar' title pretty seriously, don't you?

You made your post at 12:42 AM. I made my post responding to it at 11:25PM some 23 hours later. There are 11 posts in between that I had not finished reading yet, when I responded to your post.
Apologies will be accepted in the form of tribute. Trinkets, beads, Dodads.:p

xoxoxoBruce • Dec 3, 2003 6:49 pm

Originally posted by lumberjim

dude.
That's my wife. Now, she may not get that line, but I did. (actually, I'm sure she will) Ya know, I try to share a very special family like moment with the cellizens, and you gotta go there. You too, juju.... think back to when i first got here. I'll consider that post [b]strike one

now you'd better buy me some beer and root for the cowboys this sunday or we may have another UnderSycaDavuation. :D

[SIZE=1]* this post is a dramitization and in no way depicts real life events. Any similarity to characters portrayed and real life persons is purely coincedental[/SIZE] [/B]

If you don't want me to oogle your wife then you'll have to invest in a burka because she is much too lovely not to be admired.

Griff • Dec 3, 2003 8:26 pm

Originally posted by lumberjim
...some 40 weight ballbearings...

still a great movie

lumberjim • Dec 3, 2003 9:26 pm

Originally posted by xoxoxoBruce
If you don't want me to oogle your wife then you'll have to invest in a burka because she is much too lovely not to be admired.

brains, too.

it's a problem

....big problem

lumberjim • Dec 3, 2003 9:27 pm

Originally posted by Griff

still a great movie

WHOOOOOOOK!!!!

xoxoxoBruce • Dec 3, 2003 10:33 pm

Originally posted by lumberjim

brains, too.

it's a problem

....big problem

Main Entry: ad·mire
Pronunciation: &d-'mIr
Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): ad·mired; ad·mir·ing
Etymology: Middle French admirer, from Latin admirari, from ad- + mirari to wonder, from mirus astonishing
Date: 1579
transitive senses
1 archaic : to marvel at
2 : to regard with admiration
intransitive senses, dialect : to like very much <I would admire to know why not -- A. H. Lewis>
synonym see REGARD
- ad·mir·er noun
- ad·mir·ing·ly /-'mI-ri[ng]-lE/ adverb

Main Entry: 1de·sire
Pronunciation: di-'zIr, dE-
Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): de·sired; de·sir·ing
Etymology: Middle English, from Old French desirer, from Latin desiderare, from de- + sider-, sidus heavenly body
Date: 13th century
transitive senses
1 : to long or hope for : exhibit or feel desire for
2 a : to express a wish for : REQUEST b archaic : to express a wish to : ASK
3 obsolete : INVITE
4 archaic : to feel the loss of
intransitive senses : to have or feel desire
synonyms DESIRE, WISH, WANT, CRAVE, COVET mean to have a longing for. DESIRE stresses the strength of feeling and often implies strong intention or aim <desires to start a new life>. WISH sometimes implies a general or transient longing especially for the unattainable <wishes for permanent world peace>. WANT specifically suggests a felt need or lack <wants to have a family>. CRAVE stresses the force of physical appetite or emotional need <craves sweets>. COVET implies strong envious desire <covets his rise to fame>.

There's a difference.
big difference.:)

Elspode • Dec 4, 2003 12:21 am

Originally posted by xoxoxoBruce
You made your post at 12:42 AM. I made my post responding to it at 11:25PM some 23 hours later. There are 11 posts in between that I had not finished reading yet, when I responded to your post.
Apologies will be accepted in the form of tribute. Trinkets, beads, Dodads.:p

Now I'm even more confused than I was, but I read this to mean that it was an unfortunate juxtaposition of your allegedly prurient post, rather than any actual lecherous intent, which resulted in my having taken it altogether wrong (to be fair, Lumberjim took it wrong too).

At any rate, for all these misunderstandings and more, and out of a sincere desire to avoid recreating anything remotely resembling our recent upheavals...I apologize, and am actively seeking tribute.

lumberjim • Dec 4, 2003 1:22 am

Originally posted by Elspode

Now I'm even more confused than I was, but I read this to mean that it was an unfortunate juxtaposition of your allegedly prurient post, rather than any actual lecherous intent, which resulted in my having taken it altogether wrong (to be fair, Lumberjim took it wrong too).

At any rate, for all these misunderstandings and more, and out of a sincere desire to avoid recreating anything remotely resembling our recent upheavals...I apologize, and am actively seeking tribute.

yeah, i didn't know what the hell he was talking about. I suspect that bruce thinks on an altogether different and foriegn plane of consciousness than humans sometimes. as you put it elspode, he's denying his insinuation.

So,.... what was the wink for, then?
...i was just popping off, anyway...I'm not the jealous type. I don't mind that bruce "admires" her....

I scarcely know bruce, and cant say wether he was or was not ...you know....I also think he realizes that if refering to ....what he refered to.....about someone he scarcely knows' wife......isn't over the line, it's at least CLOSE to the line. Risky humor, but very funny. I know he wouldn't intentionally offer offense. I can just tell. I just thought it would be funny to tie it back to that other thread,.... and try to get some beer out of it.

I do have one problem with this tho, She's gonna kick my ass for weeks over this for making her the topic of discussion......

sorry, shelb

lumberjim • Dec 4, 2003 1:30 am

Originally posted by xoxoxoBruce

There's a difference.
big difference.:)

huh?

i didnt say you "desired" her, i was saying that not only is she "admirable" looking....she's smart too.

brains, too.

it's a problem

....big problem

meaning...she's a "sprited philly"...

not meaning that i have a problem with you , bruce old boy.

xoxoxoBruce • Dec 4, 2003 2:14 am

I'm not only cute, I'm slippery as hell.
One thing I can tell you young whippersnappers. Married women always tell their spouse. Sometimes it takes awhile. Sometimes it's in a shamefull confession. Sometimes it's a vengeful weapon.
But guaranteed, they will tell. That's why I don't mess with married women.:)

EDIT: anymore.

lumberjim • Dec 4, 2003 7:47 pm

lumberjunior

I'll post a picture of the decorated results as soon is it becomes a decorated result.....i think we're doing the lights tonight! I love this shit

zippyt • Dec 4, 2003 8:12 pm

There ya go !! Put them young'n to work !!!!;)

Elspode • Dec 4, 2003 10:32 pm

Shouldn't this picture be in the IOTD about slave labor?

lumberjim • Dec 5, 2003 9:07 pm

I'll post a picture of the decorated results as soon is it becomes a decorated result.

Undertoad • Dec 5, 2003 9:22 pm

And yer not constipated!

Nice hardwood floor

lumberjim • Dec 25, 2003 12:53 am

Santa was here!

lumberjim • Dec 25, 2003 10:37 am

It's over so quickly

lumberjim • Dec 25, 2003 10:40 am

a ballerina!

lumberjim • Dec 25, 2003 10:41 am

and wolverine!

insoluble • Dec 25, 2003 4:15 pm

lumberjim • Dec 26, 2003 9:54 am

very nice work, insoluble. looks like she was really there. can't wait to show her!

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