Got any suggestions?

baby doll • Nov 17, 2003 3:21 pm
What should a new member do here?
dave • Nov 17, 2003 3:22 pm
Depends.

Are you an attractive female that's eager to give oral sex and enjoy taking a face full of ejaculate? If so, you should mosey on over to my house.

Otherwise, I guess you should just read around and try to get to know the regulars.

What's your goal in signing up?
baby doll • Nov 17, 2003 3:23 pm
Nothing just bored and YES!
dave • Nov 17, 2003 3:25 pm
Yes what?
baby doll • Nov 17, 2003 3:25 pm
Posts: 4866
Depends.

Are you an attractive female that's eager to give oral sex and enjoy taking a face full of ejaculate? If so, you should mosey on over to my house.


To that!
Undertoad • Nov 17, 2003 3:28 pm
If I have to IP ban you, I will.
dave • Nov 17, 2003 3:38 pm
I don't believe you. Send me a picture of you with a face full of ejaculate and holding a little sign in your teeth that says "This goo could be yours, Dave" and we'll talk.
tonksy • Nov 17, 2003 3:40 pm
Originally posted by dave
I don't believe you. Send me a picture of you with a face full of ejaculate and holding a little sign in your teeth that says "This goo could be yours, Dave" and we'll talk.

lol...man...i must have missed this step in newbie orientation....
dave • Nov 17, 2003 3:40 pm
Ha. You're free to do so if you feel left out.
Elspode • Nov 17, 2003 3:41 pm
Your approach (and identity) were probably less questionable, tonks.
tonksy • Nov 17, 2003 3:42 pm
Originally posted by dave
Ha. You're free to do so if you feel left out.

hmmm....let me check my schedule....drat, all booked up this week.:rolleyes:
SteveDallas • Nov 17, 2003 4:11 pm
Originally posted by Undertoad
If I have to IP ban you, I will.

You talkin' to baby doll, or dave???? :angel:
FileNotFound • Nov 17, 2003 4:44 pm
Does anyone else find it amusing in a tragic sort of way that this person comes here complaining about being an outcast in school, first gets some support, then some friction and finally is kicked out to continue to be an outcast. Not because she's fat, not because she's not pretty, but because she's an obnoxious annoying retard...
Maybe all of those problems have surfaced from her being nothing but an obnoxious retard…

Oh well, as far as I know stupidity is just another incurable and terminal illness.
Elspode • Nov 17, 2003 6:02 pm
Incurable, yes; terminal, no...stupidity never ends.
dave • Nov 17, 2003 6:48 pm
What he meant, spode, is that stupidity usually kills those who are afflicted.
lumberjim • Nov 17, 2003 7:00 pm
15% of stupid people's last words are:

Hey, Y'all, Watch this!

15% " I wonder what this button does"

the other 70%?








[SIZE=1]47.4% of all statistics are made up on the spot[/SIZE]
Beestie • Nov 17, 2003 7:24 pm

Originally posted by Lumberjim:

15% of stupid people's last words are:



I don't know the exact percentages but would guess that these might also be included:

"Don't worry, its not loaded."

"The white tigers are getting fat - I'm putting them on a diet."

"What's wrong with day-old sushi?"

"This is probably the last ice-fishing day of the Spring."

etc... :)
tonksy • Nov 17, 2003 7:51 pm
"hold my beer..."
Elspode • Nov 17, 2003 10:11 pm
Originally posted by dave
What he meant, spode, is that stupidity usually kills those who are afflicted.


Yes, but sadly, not before those so afflicted are able to reproduce, thus, the gene for it is never bred out of the race.
wolf • Nov 17, 2003 11:22 pm
Originally posted by dave
What he meant, spode, is that stupidity usually kills those who are afflicted.


Usually not soon enough. The stupid reproduce faster than the smart.
xoxoxoBruce • Nov 19, 2003 10:56 pm
Originally posted by tonksy
"hold my beer..."
YES! Oh God, yes. I remember it well, probably because I've heard it so many times.:haha: So there I stand, wondering how long before I might as well finish that beer, because he sure as hell ain't.:D
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