"Jessica Lynch's bondsman claims he sprung her, not the Army!"
"Keith Richards becomes world's oldest man at the age of 65!"
"Anton Shepps exposed as al-Quida operative. Claims he was 'just a patsy'."
This is fun. Add your own.
mass murder/ suicide in local high school:
schoolmates say,
" i don't know, she was kind of a loner. kept to herself. spent most of her time posting to message boards"
George Bush Sr says " The little shit wouldn't listen to me when I told him it's about the economy".
"prince william revealed as antichrist....high tea in hell!"
"Man known only as 'Nothing But Net' tops Wilt Chamberlain's long standing scoring record"
[size=4]Local man visited Internet message boards for intelligent conversation, thoughtful commentary[/size]
[size=3]Shocked & disgusted neighbors ask for police protection[/size]
"Why can't Daddy look for naked women like everybody else?" asks distraught daughter
[SIZE=4]Texas man arrested for remarkable acts of lewdness[/SIZE]
"Definitely looked eighteen to me," camera-holding perp calling himself "Enn Bee Enn" claims
[SIZE=4]Virginia Man Killed by Calif. Biologist[/SIZE]
Members of internet message board say "he had it coming"
[SIZE=4]DC-area military firm says it has developed phenomenal new weapon[/SIZE]
Flamage test, delivered over Internet, accidentally causes massive fires around San Diego area
step aside, sybill
we have a new multi schizzophrenic member
"Virgin Mary found in street map of downtown Los Angelos! Millions flock to site for worship!"