Tabloid headlines of the near future

Nothing But Net • Nov 12, 2003 6:35 am
"Jessica Lynch's bondsman claims he sprung her, not the Army!"

"Keith Richards becomes world's oldest man at the age of 65!"

"Anton Shepps exposed as al-Quida operative. Claims he was 'just a patsy'."

This is fun. Add your own.
lumberjim • Nov 12, 2003 5:02 pm
mass murder/ suicide in local high school:
schoolmates say,

" i don't know, she was kind of a loner. kept to herself. spent most of her time posting to message boards"
xoxoxoBruce • Nov 12, 2003 5:58 pm
George Bush Sr says " The little shit wouldn't listen to me when I told him it's about the economy".
tonksy • Nov 12, 2003 6:09 pm
"prince william revealed as antichrist....high tea in hell!"
Nothing But Net • Nov 13, 2003 1:11 am
"Man known only as 'Nothing But Net' tops Wilt Chamberlain's long standing scoring record"
SteveDallas • Nov 13, 2003 10:04 am
[size=4]Local man visited Internet message boards for intelligent conversation, thoughtful commentary[/size]
[size=3]Shocked & disgusted neighbors ask for police protection[/size]
"Why can't Daddy look for naked women like everybody else?" asks distraught daughter
Undertoad • Nov 13, 2003 10:13 am
[SIZE=4]Texas man arrested for remarkable acts of lewdness[/SIZE]
"Definitely looked eighteen to me," camera-holding perp calling himself "Enn Bee Enn" claims
elSicomoro • Nov 13, 2003 11:12 am
[SIZE=4]Virginia Man Killed by Calif. Biologist[/SIZE]
Members of internet message board say "he had it coming"
Undertoad • Nov 13, 2003 11:21 am
[SIZE=4]DC-area military firm says it has developed phenomenal new weapon[/SIZE]
Flamage test, delivered over Internet, accidentally causes massive fires around San Diego area
lumberjim • Nov 13, 2003 11:23 am
step aside, sybill

we have a new multi schizzophrenic member
dave • Nov 13, 2003 12:35 pm
Originally posted by Undertoad
[SIZE=4]DC-area military firm says it has developed phenomenal new weapon[/SIZE]
Flamage test, delivered over Internet, accidentally causes massive fires around San Diego area


!!!
Torrere • Nov 14, 2003 4:55 am
"Virgin Mary found in street map of downtown Los Angelos! Millions flock to site for worship!"