Reasons Not to Drink to Excess - NSFW!

Some day, I'm going to learn to put multiple pics into a single post...anyone got a sample html "fill in the blanks" example for me to file and use?

Anyway, I got four of these...I'm only posting the best two, but it was a tough call.

And then there's this one...

Originally posted by Elspode
Some day, I'm going to learn to put multiple pics into a single post...anyone got a sample html "fill in the blanks" example for me to file and use?

Not sure how to do this using the attachment feature, but if you find these pics online somewhere (or can upload to your own web dir), just insert them into your post with HTML tags.

IMG SRC="http://url.url.url/nudiepic.jpg"

And repeat for each picture.

Just don't forget to add < > :P

Yes, in order to have multiple pics in a single post, you have to upload the pics to your own website and then link to them in your post. This has the added advantage of saving UT a whole bunch of money on bandwidth. Every time you attach an image, you're effectively slapping him in the face and calling him a good-for-nothing whore.

Great pics, btw. :)

Here's another reason...







GBA

DNK

Ummm....cirrhotic liver...but where's the onions?

I would never dare slap UT for any reason, but I don't have an ftp client here at this "job" I'm working right now, so...sorry, UT.

Don't care about Cellar-related stuff, it's only external use of images that would really burn me up.

Originally posted by Elspode
Ummm....cirrhotic liver...but where's the onions?

I would never dare slap UT for any reason, but I don't have an ftp client here at this "job" I'm working right now, so...sorry, UT.

IExplorer has a built-in ftp function. Windows also has one somewhere in the C:\Windows directory (bitch to use though).

Just ftp://www.ftp.my.ass.com. Might have to enable 'Folder View' for FTP in the options - I had problems in XP for some reason until I did that.

Mmm ... liver.

Sorry about that...







GBA

DNK

Wow, what a cool butterfly!:D

Originally posted by DNK
Sorry about that...GBA
DNK

Much better...yum!

You know what the worst part about passing out drunk and mostly naked??

There's a real danger that somebody can put a tattoo on you and you won't even notice.

I think I must be missing some point you're trying to make here.

Why the fuck would I not want to go out drinking with the woman in the first pic? She is hot and unconscious!

My roommates came home after a party smashed out their heads. It was amusing to watch the lack of motor skills on the part of one of them, as he valiantly attempted to use the keyboard and took five tries to open a bag of Oreos.

Best thing of the night was this statement of his: "Can you believe it? The Melkins...the fuckin' Florida Melkins are goin' to the fuckin' Su--Super Bowl."

Ah to be young and in control of your memory among those that aren't.

Originally posted by Nothing But Net
I think I must be missing some point you're trying to make here.

[b]Why the fuck would I not want to go out drinking with the woman in the first pic? She is hot and unconscious! [/B]

The point I was trying to make was that she might end up "meeting" you, NBN, and not even be aware that it had happened. (trying to put the best spin on this, you know) :D

Oh...and then there's that whole being passed out drunk naked on a picnic table in broad daylight, in what looks like it might be a public place, and having a "friend" take your picture and post it on the Internet.

On the other hand, she may be the kind of woman who finds this whole thing to be pretty damn cool, in which case, we *all* want her phone number, now, don't we?

Originally posted by Elspode
The point I was trying to make was that she might end up "meeting" you, NBN, and not even be aware that it had happened. (trying to put the best spin on this, you know) :D

More than likely I wouldn't remember it either.

Oh...and then there's that whole being passed out drunk naked on a picnic table in broad daylight, in what looks like it might be a public place, and having a "friend" take your picture and post it on the Internet.

This sounds exactly like something I would do, given proper motive and opportunity.

On the other hand, she may be the kind of woman who finds this whole thing to be pretty damn cool, in which case, we *all* want her phone number, now, don't we?

Indeed...

Am I morally misaligned? That chick looks hot. I'd definitely make nice with her, especially with that thong she's wearing. And I'd do it regardless of how embarassing that whole situation is to her; maybe it's just my residual college mentality, but I love getting silly drunk and doing stupid shit like that.

For example, if I can find it ... I passed out and my friends took all these pictures of me with condoms, vaseline and dirty magazines ... and then one huge sign that said, "my vagina hurts."

And then another time a friend of mine had sex with this girl (they were both wasted) ... she passed out on the couch, and we went in, grabbed her blanket and took pictures of her butt naked. The kicker is, she was so drunk she had no idea what was going on. Hahah. Oh, the photos, you ask? The roll of film got over-exposed. She still doesn't know.

If it wasn't posed, then her left arm has to be numb from hanging off the edge of the table. The Corona bottle blocking the left breast in convenient.;)

You would not want to meet this girl now. She totally self destructed on crystal meth. I'll try to get a pic some time.

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