Argument Clinic

lumberjim • Oct 14, 2003 9:06 pm
Yes, I'd like to have an argument?
Uryoces • Oct 14, 2003 9:07 pm
No you don't.
xoxoxoBruce • Oct 14, 2003 9:40 pm
Be sure and let us know how it turns out.
juju • Oct 14, 2003 10:07 pm
What would you like to argue about? We have specialists in many different areas.
lumberjim • Oct 15, 2003 12:08 am
I really don't think you DO have specialists in many different areas. On the contrary, it is my assertation that this "cellar" is entirely composed of a group of 7 government agents each with 154 different "handles" like "brucexoxoxo" and "dave" and "juju". They then use this forum to control the thoughts and directions of the millions who read these comments on a day to day basis.

Furthermore, I think that the tinfoil hat I am wearing has protected me from the mind controls that you "people" are trying to perpetrate upon my person. i can, therefore expose you to the afore mentioned millions. Thank you.
Elspode • Oct 15, 2003 12:19 am
I'm sorry, this is abuse. Stupid git...
juju • Oct 15, 2003 12:20 am
I see. You have chosen the 'Wolf' card. She will be here shortly to commit you.

Do you have insurance?
lumberjim • Oct 15, 2003 12:31 am
what you're not saying out loud, is that "Wolf" is really a code word for you're field team that is on it's way to my house to confiscate my computer and search it for subversive material. uh huh....yep....


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RIGHT!!
>>>>>>>>HOLD IT!!.......THIS IS SILLY....NO NO, THAT'S IT....ARGUMENT OVER...THIS IS NO GOOD...ITS JUST SILLY...MOVE ALONG NOW PEOPLE....NOTHING TO SEE HERE.......AND NO SINGING!!!<<<<<<<<<<<
wolf • Oct 15, 2003 1:30 am
Directions for Proper Construction

(I should really just put in a calendar prompt as a reminder to post this at least once per quarter.)

Well, do you want to have just one argument, or were you thinking of taking a course?
Kofi Annan • Oct 15, 2003 2:18 am
Originally posted by lumberjim
......government agents....



Well I use my real name when posting.........."Mr. Jim"
e unibus plurum • Oct 15, 2003 1:57 pm
Originally posted by lumberjim
Furthermore, I think that the tinfoil hat I am wearing has protected me from the mind controls that you "people" are trying to perpetrate upon my person.


it's ALUMINUM foil!
can't you get anything right?;)
wolf • Oct 15, 2003 2:01 pm
Maybe yours is aluminum ...
elSicomoro • Oct 15, 2003 2:06 pm
Silly fools who don't know the awesome properties of molybdenum!

And if you don't have insurance, you have to go to the free clinic, which is run by me.
lumberjim • Oct 15, 2003 11:53 pm
Originally posted by Kofi Annan



Well I use my real name when posting.........."Mr. Jim"


and yet you subliminally transmit that you control the world covertly


hmmmm....

and my real name is Lum Berjim
elSicomoro • Oct 16, 2003 8:19 pm
Originally posted by lumberjim
and my real name is Lum Berjim


Chinese?
Uryoces • Oct 17, 2003 4:07 am
Originally posted by lumberjim
I really don't think you DO have specialists in many different areas. On the contrary, it is my assertation that this "cellar" is entirely composed of a group of 7 government agents each with 154 different "handles" like "brucexoxoxo" and "dave" and "juju". They then use this forum to control the thoughts and directions of the millions who read these comments on a day to day basis.

Furthermore, I think that the tinfoil hat I am wearing has protected me from the mind controls that you "people" are trying to perpetrate upon my person. i can, therefore expose you to the afore mentioned millions. Thank you.


And "tw" is actually a 256-node beowolf cluster AI/expert system specializing in political sciences. He has a pain up and down his left side diodes, and get's cranky if he's not cleaned with DustOff[tm] every week. Heck, last week he spit out a ream of paper filled with the sentence: "All work and no aluminum tubes makes George Junior a mental midget".
xoxoxoBruce • Oct 17, 2003 5:22 pm
Originally posted by Uryoces


And "tw" is actually a 256-node beowolf cluster AI/expert system specializing in political sciences. He has a pain up and down his left side diodes, and get's cranky if he's not cleaned with DustOff[tm] every week. Heck, last week he spit out a ream of paper filled with the sentence: "All work and no aluminum tubes makes George Junior a mental midget".

Brilliant!:beer:
Griff • Oct 17, 2003 5:24 pm
Originally posted by xoxoxoBruce

Brilliant!:beer:


Isn't!
marichiko • Oct 4, 2004 10:42 pm
How little things change. :p
Trilby • Oct 5, 2004 8:20 am
sycamore wrote:
Chinese?


Isn't it obvious? lum berjim is a Zulu.
marichiko • Oct 5, 2004 3:36 pm
Brianna wrote:
Isn't it obvious? lum berjim is a Zulu.


What do you have against the Zulu's, Brianna? :D
Roosta • Oct 6, 2004 5:43 pm
My aluminium headgear kept shredding in the shower. I had my head shaved and chromed instead. Buffs up like a bearing!!
limey • Oct 6, 2004 6:58 pm
Roosta wrote:
My aluminium headgear kept shredding in the shower. I had my head shaved and chromed instead. Buffs up like a bearing!!


GREAT image, Roosta!
Roosta • Oct 6, 2004 7:23 pm
Why, thank you! My good lady says I look like a Van Der Graaf generator.