Poor old Robert Smith

Does he enjoy having to meticulously muss up his hair and put on eye makeup and lipstick and avoid sunlight just because he has to maintain an image that he created 20 years ago?

The poseurs who copied him have not been wearing black for a long time.

All my favorite musicians eventually become old Englishmen.

Maybe he just *likes* wearing makeup and mussed hair? Gives him that "just been laid by Boy George" look...

Does he keep his face in a jar by the door?;)

He's getting fat again.

Rumor has it that Elektra delayed the release of Wild Mood Swings in 1996 b/c he had gotten so damned fat.