have you heard this one before?
I closed my peepee in the car door
oh boy howdy I wish I'd have thought
about my ween and decided to not
Maybe you recall?
The closing door that did befall
my peepee; how could I not
remember my member and all that rot
Now it looks like it's been
Tied in a knot with my chin
Hanging down in a grin
But that's not what I came here
To sing about tonight
Hey Flint how are ya buddy??
OWie!!-- OWie!!-- whim wham wozzle!
I've done a real number on my clam-chowder nozzle!
for fuck's sake, of all the freakin EMS calls
i'm just glad it didn't pinch my glorious balls
although I do have to say
that had I a known it'd be this way
I'd 'ave kept my zipper up and not let it flop
out in the breeze, my weenie please
it's purple and blue from bottom to top
and now the stitches itches itchy itchy
can't get with my bitches bitchy bitchy
ninety-nine stitches--a stitch ain't fun!
a stitch in time saved how many? --none!
I'm not having fun--my johnson! my schlonger!
if only it had been a little less longer
[aside] you guys are all weird. Except the one who's just a dick. [/aside]
I know she was mad, but it hurts a lot
If only I had asked her impression
That wasn't really an invitation
If a blow job in the parking lot
Was entirely out of the question