I'm a fake stupid piece of shit

Flint • Oct 7, 2020 8:57 pm
hey hey everybody I'm a real person, look at my real-person posts
BigV • Oct 7, 2020 8:59 pm
#cognitivedissonance

good luck bro!
monster • Oct 7, 2020 10:47 pm
have you considered flax and quinoa milk with a lavender infusion to soothe your realness?
monster • Oct 7, 2020 10:48 pm
monster;1059395 wrote:
have you considered flax and quinoa milk with a lavender infusion to soothe your realness?


(whole, organic flax & quinoa milk. With carob flavor)
BigV • Oct 7, 2020 10:50 pm
whole flax is a waste of money, literally flushing it down the toilet. for HUMAN consumption, flax needs to be crushed to be digested.


But... eating whole, organic flax won't hurt ya. or help ya.
monster • Oct 7, 2020 10:52 pm
BigV;1059398 wrote:
whole flax is a waste of money, literally flushing it down the toilet. for HUMAN consumption, flax needs to be crushed to be digested.


But... eating whole, organic flax won't hurt ya. or help ya.


dude, flax milk is a whole different thing. Like not fucking milk for a start. But it has magick properties. Trust me, I'm a Dr.
monster • Oct 7, 2020 10:55 pm
I guess I shoulda gone without the spaces.... flax&quinoa milk. You can find it in "grocery" stores beneath the hemp milk, above the oat milk -all sandwiched between the soy milks and nut milks.
Clodfobble • Oct 7, 2020 11:11 pm
Maybe, but to really get the benefits, you'll have to mix some grapeseed extract into your flax milk, and then spend over a decade posting about it on dozens of forums.

Flaxmilk in the forums
Grapeseed in the gunt
monster • Oct 7, 2020 11:23 pm
shit, I was doing it wrong. I was using gripeseed.
Gravdigr • Oct 8, 2020 3:29 pm
monster;1059406 wrote:
I was using gripeseed.


Hah!

Somebody been putting that shit in urrthang I eat!
Griff • Oct 8, 2020 3:52 pm
monster;1059406 wrote:
shit, I was doing it wrong. I was using gripeseed.


Better than rapeseed Mr President.
footfootfoot • Oct 8, 2020 6:34 pm
You may be a fake stupid piece of shit, but I'm a stupid piece of fake shit. Put that in your hookah and smoke it.
fargon • Oct 8, 2020 6:39 pm
Me too and I'm about to put something in my pipe and smoke it.
footfootfoot • Oct 8, 2020 6:40 pm
fargon;1059530 wrote:
Me too and I'm about to put something in my pipe and smoke it.

Don't take this the wrong way but I've heard you've got a nice pipe. :p:
Flint • Oct 8, 2020 6:54 pm
monster;1059406 wrote:
shit, I was doing it wrong. I was using gripeseed.

you win the internet :rotflol:
Gravdigr • Oct 8, 2020 9:13 pm
It wasn't a pipe but, I got stoned just a little while ago.
monster • Oct 8, 2020 11:19 pm
Gravdigr;1059543 wrote:
It wasn't a pipe but, I got stoned just a little while ago.


did you blaspheme?

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monster • Oct 8, 2020 11:22 pm
monster;1059395 wrote:
have you considered flax and quinoa milk with a lavender infusion to soothe your realness?


I was taking the piss (of course) but I was in Trader Joe's today and....

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BigV • Oct 9, 2020 8:19 pm
Well, I got an infusion of huckleberry, juniper and spruce today and it's fucking delicious. Infused into gin, that is.
Flint • Oct 9, 2020 8:20 pm
ah'm your huckleberry