Practically naked women

Nothing But Net • Jun 16, 2003 12:13 am
I have a new job. Bikini contest photographer. No shit. My friend who runs these things wants me fix him up with a website.

Pay sucks, but the fringe benefits look pretty good.

My first effort...

<img src="http://www.newzucanuze.com/images/Bikini/DSCN0005.jpg">

<img src="http://www.newzucanuze.com/images/Bikini/DSCN0033.jpg">

<img src="http://www.newzucanuze.com/images/Bikini/DSCN0035.jpg">

<img src="http://www.newzucanuze.com/images/Bikini/DSCN0037.jpg">

<img src="http://www.newzucanuze.com/images/Bikini/DSCN0050.jpg">

<img src="http://www.newzucanuze.com/images/Bikini/DSCN0079.jpg">

<img src="http://www.newzucanuze.com/images/Bikini/DSCN0081.jpg">
Undertoad • Jun 16, 2003 12:54 am
You need a taller flash to get the red-eye out. There may be one as an accessory to your camera, plus it'll make you look legit.
Nothing But Net • Jun 16, 2003 1:01 am
Who the hell is looking at their eyes?!?!
Uryoces • Jun 16, 2003 3:49 am
Ok. This is too weird. I can't enjoy this at all. The one in gold looks like my sister. The face. I'm not checking my sister out...:3eye:
Nothing But Net • Jun 16, 2003 4:32 am
You can tell which girls know what they're doing.

They're the ones arching their backs.
xoxoxoBruce • Jun 16, 2003 10:12 am
The face.
Face? What face?:rolleyes:
Tobiasly • Jun 16, 2003 2:20 pm
Originally posted by Nothing But Net
I have a new job. Bikini contest photographer.

You, sir, suck.
xoxoxoBruce • Jun 16, 2003 3:54 pm
You, sir, suck.
He can only hope.
Bitmap • Jun 16, 2003 5:54 pm
Originally posted by Uryoces
Ok. This is too weird. I can't enjoy this at all. The one in gold looks like my sister. The face. I'm not checking my sister out...:3eye:


you got one good looking sister:D

there need to be more front on, full body, single person shots, like the first one.
Undertoad • Jun 16, 2003 7:20 pm
NBN makes a good point about arching their backs, but I find the one who's practically hiding to be the most intriguing.
juju • Jun 16, 2003 7:43 pm
I love this thread.
Bitmap • Jun 16, 2003 8:07 pm
i'm with juju on this one Nothing like glorifying some of God's finner creations. :D




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Elspode • Jun 16, 2003 9:56 pm
Originally posted by Uryoces
Ok. This is too weird. I can't enjoy this at all. The one in gold looks like my sister. The face. I'm not checking my sister out...:3eye:


With all due respect, Uryoces, if the one in gold looks like your sister, I would be more than happy to take on the task of checking out either or both of them...
Elspode • Jun 16, 2003 9:58 pm
Oh...BTW...who won, besides you, NBN?
elSicomoro • Jun 16, 2003 9:58 pm
Given that I've seen NBN interact with the ladies in person, this job does not surprise me.
Bitmap • Jun 16, 2003 10:17 pm
personaly i'd vote for the one in light Blue she's the best looking of all of them the one in gold has some thing wrong with her face.:D
Elspode • Jun 16, 2003 10:20 pm
To each his/her/its own, but I find *nothing* wrong with that sculptured face on the lady in gold. Pointy, cute...
Uryoces • Jun 17, 2003 2:26 am
All apologies to Full Metal Jacket and my sister: "What'll you take in trade?" :D
Nothing But Net • Jun 17, 2003 2:31 am
Since you brought up Full Metal Jacket:

"My sister is better than my Momma and my Momma's not bad!"

I know, I'm a sick puppy...
SteveDallas • Jun 18, 2003 11:02 am
Originally posted by Undertoad
You need a taller flash to get the red-eye out. There may be one as an accessory to your camera, plus it'll make you look legit.


Good advice, and you might also try some existing-light shots or slow flash sync. But your camera may not do this, and you may need at least a monopod for support. And bounce flash is your friend, when you can use it.
slang • Jun 18, 2003 1:13 pm
These pics are much better than your "NBN and the dog" clip. :)
richlevy • Jun 19, 2003 9:50 pm
Originally posted by Undertoad
NBN makes a good point about arching their backs, but I find the one who's practically hiding to be the most intriguing.


She looks like she's running from something. She'd make a great extra in Scream III.
richlevy • Jun 19, 2003 9:53 pm
Originally posted by SteveDallas


Good advice, and you might also try some existing-light shots or slow flash sync. But your camera may not do this, and you may need at least a monopod for support. And bounce flash is your friend, when you can use it.


Most photo software comes with red-eye editing features. You can pretend you're Hugh Hefner, airbrushing Miss April.
ladysycamore • Jun 20, 2003 6:47 pm
Originally posted by Nothing But Net
I have a new job. Bikini contest photographer. No shit. My friend who runs these things wants me fix him up with a website.

Pay sucks, but the fringe benefits look pretty good.


Wow, great shots, IMO. I agree with the person who mentioned bounce flash, but if your camera has a red eye option, do not hesitate to use it. :)

Nice to see women with REAL breasts and healthy bodies. The one in the gold....whooowheee! You could bounce a house off of her butt!!!! :D

But overall, good job. Good luck with that.
;)