trump is a Blow Job and so is mike pence

fargon • Sep 7, 2020 12:52 pm
I took a 30 mile detour and spent an hour in the car to make a 5 minute trip. So pence can tour a factory or some such. He is not supposed to land for another hour and you can't get on the freeway going east or drive on some of the major streets on French Island where I live. As far as i'm concerned donnie and mikey are both Butt Fucks.

Change My Mind.
xoxoxoBruce • Sep 7, 2020 1:01 pm
I must object to your equating Trump and Pense to a blow job.
You would enjoy a blow job.
Gravdigr • Sep 7, 2020 1:03 pm
I kinda like blow jobs...
fargon • Sep 7, 2020 1:08 pm
I know I should have used Butt Fuck.
fargon • Sep 7, 2020 1:10 pm
I couldn't change the title. Sorry.
monster • Sep 7, 2020 3:39 pm
This is what i hate about the phrase "fuck cancer" because fucking is fun and cancer is the absolute dark abyss opposite
footfootfoot • Sep 8, 2020 8:28 am
How about Trump is an ass chancre?
fargon • Sep 8, 2020 10:19 am
I'll accept that.
monster • Sep 8, 2020 10:04 pm
Honestly, just "Trump Is" is fairly offensive..... ;)
tw • Sep 9, 2020 6:21 pm
monster;1057724 wrote:
Honestly, just "Trump Is" is fairly offensive.....

Why do you love him so much?

Nixon loves Trump. It makes obvious that Nixon was not a crook.
xoxoxoBruce • Sep 25, 2020 2:14 am
Edward Jones, my financial guru, sent advice...

Will the stock market have short-term reactions to the policy proposals and election uncertainties? We think so.
But there is good news for long-term investors. History shows us it’s the fundamental factors – such as economic growth, rising corporate profits and interest rate conditions – that are the more powerful and lasting determinant of market performance. When it comes to your portfolio, ensure your financial goals, not election uncertainties, are your guide.

1. The market doesn’t "win" or "lose" on election day.
2. Differing policies may rock the boat but won't sink the ship.
3. The market doesn’t have a political party. Elections matter, but fundamentals matter more.
4. When it comes to your portfolio, vote with your goals, not the polls.

Since World War II, the average annual return of the U.S. stock market has been 11.1%. It has performed well under both Republican and Democratic presidents, with the strongest annualized returns occurring during the Reagan (R), Eisenhower (R), Obama (D), Clinton (D) and Ford (R) presidencies.


What I heard...
We are the fount from whom all blessings flow.
We own the money
We own the government
We own America
We own the World.
Bwahahahahahaha
richlevy • Oct 4, 2020 7:31 pm
xoxoxoBruce;1057656 wrote:
I must object to your equating Trump and Pense to a blow job.

You would enjoy a blow job.
I was going to make the same point. Blowjobs are the delivery of a promise. Trump is all promise and no delivery resulting metaphorically in a permanent case of blue balls.

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tw • Oct 4, 2020 11:04 pm
richlevy;1059055 wrote:
Trump is all promise and no delivery resulting metaphorically in a permanent case of blue balls.


Wow. Did not realize. They named a town in Pennsylvania after Trump. Blue Balls PA
monster • Oct 4, 2020 11:23 pm
Brit Flashback 1988 warning......

Every time I read this thread topic, I hear the following from A Tribe of Toffs. I just can't suffer alone any more. Sorry. But not much.

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richlevy • Oct 5, 2020 12:46 am
tw;1059070 wrote:
Wow. Did not realize. They named a town in Pennsylvania after Trump. Blue Balls PA
Yep there's also a town in Pennsylvania named Intercourse which means if Trump wins Pennsylvania we're screwed.

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monster • Oct 5, 2020 12:57 am
But there's Climax in Michigan, where he's trying to get Suburban Women, so we're safe here
xoxoxoBruce • Oct 6, 2020 5:15 am
tw;1059070 wrote:
Wow. Did not realize. They named a town in Pennsylvania after Trump.

It's Blue Ball, singular, that's where I keep my '57 Chevy.
tw • Oct 6, 2020 11:07 am
xoxoxoBruce;1059137 wrote:
It's Blue Ball, singular, that's where I keep my '57 Chevy.

What? Trump only has one ball? Being only half a man, no wonder he constantly insults everyone else.