Also preferably avoiding any more that end with "head"... but they do need to be reasonably universal and well-understood. :D I don't ask much, do I?
So far I have:
twit
dolt
dope
twerp
numpty
doofus
airhead
numbskull
birdbrain
blockhead
dunderhead
...so things in that vein. Please and thank you :)
dingbat (*)
1.NORTH AMERICAN•AUSTRALIAN/NZ
a stupid or eccentric person.
2.a typographical device other than a letter or numeral (such as an asterisk), used to signal divisions in text or to replace letters in a euphemistically presented vulgar word.
and the other half... nitwit.
Nincompoop
plonker!
there's also berk which is generally used in an inoffensive manner but does have a crude origin......
pillock
...and also clod.... (sorry, Ms. Fobs)
bimbo and himbo
ETA: "dummkopf" was a Germanism in the English language for a long time; but, not so much recently.
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bimbo and himbo bring a gender element that could be considered offensive. Think words you wouldn't worry about calling your partner or kids if they fucked up level of inoffensive
Sleeve! hi!
It's only been 5.5 years, apparently! Hope all is as well as can be expected... ;)
bimbo and himbo bring a gender element that could be considered offensive. ...
dipstick
dimwit
Then you can't have [post=1056893]dipstick 'cause that would be callin' someone a dick[/post] in Washington state. :p:
Hey, look, it's SteveDallas!
Dingleberry
Ding dong
"What're you? New?"
(comma placement variable)
cheechako
Noob (newb)
Civilian
Rookie
Amateur
Poser
Hoser
Meathead
Twerp
Ya basic
Hey, look, it's SteveDallas!
Well, SteveDallas is written as all one word and generally inoffensive; but, that's kind of cold.
Also the gamer version of basic: casual.
OK, I'm all good now, thanks ...unless there are any other 3 or 4 letter ones..... (I have ass, nit......) although feel free to keep on going if you're having fun :D
ooh too late (probably, but... twonk
git (BE)
I feel like that means more arsehole than idiot? We'd certainly get into trouble if we used that in front of the oldies way back when....
I always liked nimrod. Plus that makes me think of numbnuts and numbskull.
You can be my wingnut anytime.
There's two scots words that fit
Tumshie or Tumshie-Heid ( Turnip Head )
Glakit (Someone looking daft) or don't stand there looking glakit. :D
I look forward to seeing the word square puzzle ...
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Mook
Rube
Jermoke
Mamaluke
Chooch
Bonus word : PORNOWALL
sounds sticky
:lol: sometimes interesting bonuses are accidental..... :D