Let's rename the Redskins!

monster • Jul 13, 2020 10:59 am
I don't think you need to be a sports fan to participate, hence this forum. But NFL Team Washington Redskins are getting rid of their controversial moniker. Let's help them with some suggestions for a new name....

Washington Foreskins?
Footy McFootballfaces?
Washington Whiteys?
Washington Boogaloos? (well we can't get rid of all the controversy, right?)

or maybe something more current:

Washington Hashtags?
Washington Covids?



https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-53390944
sexobon • Jul 13, 2020 5:49 pm
Can't they just name them after some other potato?
monster • Jul 13, 2020 6:44 pm
or onions.


Washington Spuds?
lumberjim • Jul 13, 2020 7:33 pm
I've always called them the foreskins.
monster • Jul 13, 2020 7:53 pm
Think of the concession opportunities for the hot dog range....
lumberjim • Jul 13, 2020 9:47 pm
Image
monster • Jul 13, 2020 9:57 pm
:lol:
Griff • Jul 13, 2020 11:32 pm
East Coast Redskins
BigV • Jul 13, 2020 11:34 pm
The Thinskins
lumberjim • Jul 15, 2020 9:38 pm
They should go with the Hogs. But it'll be something ghey. Cuz they suck.

Redwolves. So ghey.
monster • Jul 16, 2020 2:06 am
Trumps
monster • Jul 16, 2020 2:15 am
(Slightly) more sensible: Lawmakers
glatt • Jul 16, 2020 9:35 am
The Capitals and the Nationals both got good names. DC United for the men's soccer team is even pretty good.

There are plenty of others along a similar vein.
monster • Jul 16, 2020 10:48 am
glatt;1055283 wrote:
DC United for the men's soccer team is even pretty good.


:/ In the Brit world, that is THE most unoriginal Football Team name :lol:
sexobon • Jul 16, 2020 11:12 pm
It's what's inside that counts, not the color of your skin.

The Washington Insiders.
monster • Jul 16, 2020 11:37 pm
Rainbowskins

Skin-ups (a brief google suggests this is possibly just a British term?)
monster • Jul 16, 2020 11:39 pm
Griff;1055194 wrote:
East Coast Redskins


:D (sorry I meant to note the awesomeness of this, but got distr
monster • Jul 17, 2020 3:30 am
Cherry Blossoms
Happy Monkey • Jul 17, 2020 11:55 am
Switch teams - the Shirts.
sexobon • Jul 17, 2020 5:35 pm
Well, if "Redskins" is offensive, then take the Redskin out of the logo and voilà!

The Washington Scalpers

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lumberjim • Jul 17, 2020 11:12 pm
Seems to me that they are sweeping their transgression under the rug.

Maybe call them the white devils.
Clodfobble • Jul 18, 2020 12:39 am
In Brockmire, they changed the Cleveland Indians to the Cleveland Colonizers.
monster • Jul 18, 2020 1:10 am
The nearby Ypsilanti Braves became the Phoenix then the Grizzlies. PETA are on it..... ;)
monster • Jul 18, 2020 1:15 am
Washington Putins
Griff • Jul 18, 2020 7:14 am
sexobon;1055296 wrote:
It's what's inside that counts, not the color of your skin.

The Washington Insiders.


Strong effort.

Bloody Shirts
xoxoxoBruce • Jul 18, 2020 4:47 pm
The Washington Corporate Properties.
Diaphone Jim • Jul 18, 2020 7:26 pm
"Washington Swamp Thing"
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn%3AANd9GcTgR1FFZkSX_emiCHUq9ZvxjbySHReRP2JwJQ&usqp=CAU
monster • Jul 18, 2020 7:31 pm
Swampdwellers!
Swampdrainers?

love it
BigV • Jul 26, 2020 9:04 pm
The Washington Football Team


Wow.
Happy Monkey • Jul 27, 2020 10:04 am
I think that's what a lot of reporters were calling them already.
DanaC • Jul 27, 2020 12:08 pm
The Washington White Walkers.
sexobon • Jul 29, 2020 7:49 pm
They could sound like they're tough:

The Washington Filibusters
monster • Jul 30, 2020 1:59 am
The Washington Nomasks
DanaC • Jul 30, 2020 3:13 pm
monster;1055870 wrote:
The Washington Nomasks


Win
sexobon • Jul 30, 2020 7:06 pm
Then they'll think Washington is making fun of Tonto.
BigV • Jul 30, 2020 9:01 pm
monster;1055870 wrote:
The Washington Nomasks


Nonsense. They're all wearing facemasks. It's built right into their headmasks
monster • Jul 30, 2020 10:07 pm
well the Broncos aren't equine either
lumberjim • Jul 30, 2020 10:57 pm
I don't care what they name them. I'm still gonna hate em.
sexobon • Aug 1, 2020 1:49 am
We could commemorate the national coin shortage and call them The Washington Quarters.