I don't like it
I don't like the little bits of cellophane that cling to me when I open the thing that is wrapped in cellophane.
I also don't like it when water drips into my jeep window because my vent visors are coming unglued.
I don't.
i don't like your face idiot
I don't have a face idiot.
I don't like having to explain twice because you weren't listening the first time.
I don't like it.
I don't like humans. There are too many of them. I already met my wife, so the rest of you hairless primates are surplus to requirements. And there are 7.6 BILLION of you. Wear a condom, for God's sake.
I don't like humans. They make no sense. They howl and they jabber and they contradict themselves three times in the same sentence. If you turn your back, they will set off nuclear weapons in their own atmosphere. They are like high technology lemmings. "Hold my beer."
I don't.
Clingy cellophane to nuclear Armageddon in four posts.
I don't like this cheap task chair with the screws that poke through the cushion a little bit. I feel those bumps!
I don't like <3 year olds living in squalor when mom is an essential worker and wondering if I'm bringing home bedbugs.
I don't like this coffee. It tastes like how America looks right now. It is an injury to my dignity.
I don't like it.
Yeah, and it smells like cabbage.
I don't like it.
I don't.
I may have over-played the hand I was dealt yesterday.
I don't like how much noise this three legged cat makes thumping around.
...wondering if I'm bringing home bedbugs.
I don't like how much noise this three legged cat makes thumping around.
Is the cat's name Bedbugs?
Weird name for a 3-legged cat...
I don't like it.
I don't like the crop circles this mask makes in my beard.
Not at all.
I don't like how every single app on my new phone has its own settings for notifications and autocorrect and does not pay attention to my universal ruling. I want them to STFU and leave my tryping alone.
I also don't like any of the varieties of smell of weed being smoked and how my neighbors on both sides are currently gassing me out of my garden. I don't.
Not at all.
Get off my lawn!
Kids today, when I was a boy you smoked whatever skunkie shit you had and you were glad for it.
I don't like how every single app on my new phone has its own settings for notifications and autocorrect and does not pay attention to my universal ruling. I want them to STFU and leave my tryping alone.
I also don't like any of the varieties of smell of weed being smoked and how my neighbors on both sides are currently gassing me out of my garden. I don't.
Not at all.
Get off my lawn!
Get off my grass!
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Kids today, when I was a boy you smoked whatever skunkie shit you had and you were glad for it.
Wish I could find me some old skool skunk weed, the kind ya put it in a bag, and put that bag in a bag, stick it in the glove box and it still reeks the whole damn car up.
I don't like it when people slap the fucking pen down on top of the paper after they sign. Cuz there's another fucking paper coming right behind that one. Times 20. Bad habit.
I don't like that.
I don't like this timeline. It is clearly defective, and has been for years.
No sir, I don't like it.
I'm too sexy for my facemask.
Too sexy for my facemask.
So, I don't like it.
The only improvised facemask I'd actually want to put my face into would be made from an itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka-dot bikini that she wore for the first time today... and she can still have it on!
I don't like dealing with vinyl chloride fires at work.
I don't like that.
Left big toe is on fire. I've named it Mrs Goutfire.
I don't like it.
And I wouldn't recommend it.
Do you know what kinds of things trigger it?
Do you know what kinds of things trigger it?
Bad British accents, most likely.....
Do you know what kinds of things trigger it?
I've tried to go back after a particularly bad case and try to know if it was something that's like "oh, yeah the last time I ate so-and so I hurt like hell" but, I can't come up with anything consistent, or severe, enough to recall.
The worst flare up I've had was (perhaps coincidentally) after a particularly lengthy beer binge. But, uh, I (ahem) drink me some beer on occasion, (shocking, I know) and it doesn't flare up regularly from that.
Foods to Avoid if You Have Gout
Skip foods and drinks that are high in purines to help lower your chances of an attack.
You should stay away from these types of food:
Beer and grain liquors (like vodka and whiskey)
Red meat, lamb, and pork
Organ meats, such as liver, kidneys, and glandular meats like the thymus or pancreas (you may hear them called sweetbreads)
Seafood, especially shellfish like shrimp, lobster, mussels, anchovies, and sardines
High-fructose products like soda and some juices, cereal, ice cream, candy, and fast food
I don't like it when hot wings turn my guts inside out.
I love me some hot wings.
I don't like it.
I've tried to go back after a particularly bad case and try to know if it was something that's like "oh, yeah the last time I ate so-and so I hurt like hell" but, I can't come up with anything consistent, or severe, enough to recall.
The worst flare up I've had was (perhaps coincidentally) after a particularly lengthy beer binge. But, uh, I (ahem) drink me some beer on occasion, (shocking, I know) and it doesn't flare up regularly from that.
I'm ok with beer, red meats, liquor. But I've had my last scallop and I remember loving scallops. Cured meat, like salami can only be enjoyed in small portions. And the other day I put a tin of smoked sardines on a salad and I thought I was gonna die and I was afraid I wouldn't. It felt like I'd broken my foot, I had to use my Mom's spare cane kept at the house here to walk to the bathroom and everywhere else for a day. The weight of the bedsheet on the top of my foot hurt so bad it made me think of a blacksmith hammering on my white hot iron toe. No more smoked sardines. Ever.
Mr Limey does not like gout. And neither do I, on his behalf.
I don't like it.
It's... it's too quiet...
The weight of the bedsheet on the top of my foot hurt so bad it made me think of a blacksmith hammering on my white hot iron toe.
Maybe this is what was happening. Did you check for blacksmiths?
I don't like it.
It's... it's too quiet...
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Me neither. [SIZE="1"](Where does this quote come from? It was a catchphrase for my brothers and I in childhood ...)[/SIZE]
Western matinees.
I think it's from something British too. Or something that aired in the UK. For kids. Maybe Scooby Doo echoing those matinees? It was a catchphrase for beest and I too when the kids were little :D
I think it's from something British too. Or something that aired in the UK. For kids. Maybe Scooby Doo echoing those matinees? It was a catchphrase for beest and I too when the kids were little :D
I think it comes from a TV Western and was uttered by a cavalry sergeant to his officer just before a couple of hundred very warlike indians appeared on the skyline.
I'm sure it was also said by Sergeant Wilson, a man who always gave the impression he'd rather be somewhere else, in Dad's Army.
I still think it was used regularly in something aimed at kids -most likely in homage...
It's quiet, too quiet.
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And that's all there is to say about that (though I skipped some).
I think maybe in "Zulu" too.
The Lone Ranger and John Wayne.
I don't like a Toad free zone.
Not. one. bit.
No siree.
I don't like it.
I don't like people riding recumbent bikes on the sidewalk. They are too wide and the recumbers are generally inconsiderate of other sidewalk users. I don't like it at all. Put a big flagpole on it and get in the bike lane where you belong, Malcolm.
And I don't like people who say "I know you're not a hugger" and then hug you anyway. No ma'am, I don't like it.
I Growl at people and they leave me alone.
Try it, it works.
bikes are fucking vehicles and belong on the roadway.
if you have a bike on the sidewalk, your fucking shoes better be on the sidewalk too.
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[SIZE="1"]Boy, is he strict...[/TheWacoKid in BlazingSaddles][/SIZE]
ftfy
My god, I forgot how many epic lines are in that scene.... You, sir, have *exquisite* taste.
"Where all de white wimmin at?"
"I like rape."
"Badges?! We don't need no stinking badges!" /homage
"Kinky!"
"And now for my next impression...Jesse Owen"
just fuckin epic.
This is Desert Island material for sure.
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Here, we have bike lanes on most roads now. Whilst I agree bikes should be on the road (and I am a cyclist) there are some places where there are no lanes and it just isn't safe. But if you bike on the sidewalk, you are the biggest and fastest and it is your responsibility to give way to the slower pedestrian traffic. It's easier for you and you should spot them before they spot you and they can't be anywhere else. But those recumbers are just fucking dangerous. They go on the sidewalk because they're so low that the cars on the road can't see them and they don't like the fumes, but they are as wide as the sidewalk and expect all other the GTFO of there. And they are smug like trumpkin. Assholes.
I've *never* seen a recumbent move fast. Their cruising speed is somewhere between that of a beach cruiser and the four-seat pedal-cart. Which is rather slower than typical of a shopping trike.
It's faster than people walk and as wide as the sidewalk.
It's faster than people walk and as wide as the sidewalk.
and if you're going in the opposite direction it really doesn't matter what its speed is....
Going in the opposite direction they take up the sidewalk so avoiding them means get off. Going the same direction when they overtake you they are too wide to sneak by you so they have to get your attention for you to get out of their way. That may be easier said than done if you're wearing headphones and if they hit you there's no guarantee you will fall out of the way and not block the path. Inconsiderate fallers are the worst.
With the right rider a recumbent can make good time, but never on a sidewalk. I'm seeing bikes with add on motors cruising sidewalks, assholes, I don't like it.
The fad for naming clothing and household item lines "Thing2 & Thing1". Earth & Sky, Time & Tru, House & Hearth, Puke & Catsick.... I don't like it. It's almost more annoying than developers adding an E to the end of street names to make them sound fancy or quaint (Pointe, Towne, Waye). I don't like that either. Or Millennials replacing perfectly good vowels with Ys. Fairs aren't more fun when spelled Fayre. And nobody needs to be called Mykynzy. They don't like it. Not at all. They have to buy two sets of alphabet stickers just to spell their names.
I don't like it when people slap the fucking pen down on top of the paper after they sign. Cuz there's another fucking paper coming right behind that one. Times 20. Bad habit.
I don't like that.
You could give them a new pen each time. Just to fuck with them. Just take the one they slapped down and toss it in the can in a very deliberate way and then hand them a new one, making a long, deliberate show of extracting it from its box or custom Carpathian Elm burl pen caddy (shoot me a PM) making no facial expression whatsoever. Then, keep going until they stop slapping the pen down or ask you WTF?
Later, after they leave, just coolec them and put them back in the caddy.
Later, after they leave, just coolec them and put them back in the caddy.
EWWWWW used pens !!!!
i dont like it
I'll tell you what I do like.
Bic Cristal 1.6 pens.
Except the glue booger on the new ones is a bitch to remove.
That is a thing I don't like about a thing I like. I just leveled up.
Just for context, I like them for my customers. It's super slippery and eager. Makes signing away your money feel like the right thing to do. Pens that resist aren't helping the economy.
I use a uniball gel 0.7 blue retractable pen exclusively.
EWWWWW used penis !!!!
i dont like it
that's what he said....
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wisdom
The Uniballs are the best gel pens.
If you signed something in blood, wouldn't the blood coagulate into a gel?
Not that I would like it.
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I don't like it.
:lol:
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I have a used penis.
Quite fond of it.
I post things on a soothing blue background but people read them on a poopy brown one. I don't like it at all.
I'm at the age where if I don't get enough sleep I'm bitchy and depressed, even if I don't strictly feel sleepy. On top of the bad mood, it means I have to stop and do math to correctly identify the problem. I don't like it.
I don't like it that the neighbor kid plays with their garden hose, but doesn't have the hand strength to turn it off all the way, so the slow trickle makes the back corner of my yard all soggy when I mow.
I don't like it.
I'm cold as shit.
I don't like it.
I tried touching myself, but it was over pretty fast.
Y'know, cuz of the shivering.
:D
My UI ended. The last payment should have been yesterday. And isn't showing as pending for today either I don't like it. I don't like that I may have to attempt to wade through an army of Alexa-Siri-Karens on the phone to talk to a human halfway across the globe who thinks I want to know why it ended, not why it hasn't been paid this one last time.....
Also I really don't like being without Jason (beest) but that's a whole different pile o' whiny shit :D
Furthermore... it's past 1am here and I'm shit at going to bed. I'm trying to practice for being employed by going to bed at sensible times for people with jobs..... I'm not too keen on being shit at things.
Spam, several every day that look like this...
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I don't like it one bit. :eyebrow:
yeah, that don't look good
I got a whole pocket full of things I don't like - and I don't like it.
penicillin should take care of that
Penis illin'? penicillin.
easy mnemonic.
Penis illin'? penicillin.
easy mnemonic.
Alternative therapies:
Gabby barkeep, very high production values
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Makes the drink faster than you can drink one
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With Dave Brubeck, also alternative ginger ingredient
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Prettiest voice, ignores Laphroaig for Ardbeg. Hmph!
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Prettiest garnish
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My Chevy shook a shit.
~Jimmer Negamanee
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The bearings in my went alternator went bye-bye.
While I was trying to figger out that noise under the hood, it decided to puke about half the radiator contents out.
I don't like it.
Why did it puke do you have a belt driven fan?
Not sure about why it puked. It's an electric fan.
The alternator bearing was rattling for a couple days, and then my "Add Coolant" light flashed a couple times, and when I stopped to check the coolant, it was indeed low. So, with engine running, I popped the cap (it's on the overflow tank in this car(!)), and added about a half gallon of water (it's what I had in the trunk), and 2 minutes later it puked about as much as I put in. No coolant-related issues since.
With the rattling, and the light, and then the pukin', I just knew my water pump was dying. Not so.
Yet.
"yet"
famous last words.
Question for the room...
Which would you rather have to replace, the starter or the water pump?
Not sure about why it puked. It's an electric fan.
The alternator bearing was rattling for a couple days, and then my "Add Coolant" light flashed a couple times, and when I stopped to check the coolant, it was indeed low. So, with engine running, I popped the cap (it's on the overflow tank in this car(!)), and added about a half gallon of water (it's what I had in the trunk), and 2 minutes later it puked about as much as I put in. No coolant-related issues since.
With the rattling, and the light, and then the pukin', I just knew my water pump was dying. Not so.
Yet.
One of the things GM has been doing is instead of the tank just being for overflow it's part of the pressurized system so when you open the cap the whole system loses pressure and the boiling point of the coolant drops greatly. If your tank has a pressure cap like a radiator instead of like a windshield washer reservoir that may be the reason.
The other thing is the alternator may have been causing the belt to not drive the water pump properly which would be even worse at idle.
The third possibility is a message from god...
"yet"
Question for the room...
Which would you rather have to replace, the starter or the water pump?
Both would suck. On my car, the water pump seems easier to get to, but that might just be because I haven't considered the number of steps to get to each. Plus, with the water pump, you could take care of so many other things at the same time, like the timing belt and coolant flush. Might as well replace the thermostat at the same time, since it's right there. Although, if it's working, maybe leave it alone.
The starter is really just the starter. And all the stuff you remove just gets put back.
I don't like when the "industry" keeps fixing stuff that is NOT broken....changes packaging, making it harder to open and while they are at it, reduce contents you are buying.
The coffee I buy now is a 10 oz package, but it's organic and that's my choice so I pay a little more for no pesticides laden coffee beans.
Water pump.
Cheaper, but harder to get to.
jaminhealth-- ƒuck you, nobody cares. We hate Troll scum and we know about you. Leave.
Yeah, they both suck. I think I'd rather have to replace the water pump because at least I could stand up for much of the job.
I have pics somewhere around here of my battle to replace the starter in a Cadillac, that was epic. The big v-8 sat sideways across the front axle and it was the most crowded engine bay I'd ever worked in. That car? I'd prefer to replace the starter because the clearance between the right front wheel well and the front of the engine was less that the size of my hand, never mind the size of my hand holding a wrench. I did replace both the starter and the water pump on that car... It was plush and nice to drive, as land yachts go, but I don't miss working on it.
I don't like it when the edge of the paper has been molded into the butter so you can't unwrap it neatly.
I also don't like when you shake out the wet, clean laundry as you put it into the dryer and knock your coffee so it spills all over the wet, clean clothes.
I don't.