Leaping Ahead ...March Newbie Or Pro-Dwellar Quiz

1. Do you wear an apron when you cook at home?
2. Word Association:
. . a. Leap
. . b. March
. . c. Corona
3. What Is your favorite green vegetable?
4. What would you like to have named after you (building, species, virus, youtube-moment genre….)
5. Cinnamon or Ginger?
6. When was the last time you sewed a button onto something?
7. What is your favorite tool?
8. What does the number 8 smell like?

1. Do you wear an apron when you cook at home? [COLOR="Blue"]No.[/COLOR]

2. Word Association:

. . a. Leap [COLOR="Blue"]Year[/COLOR]
. . b. March [COLOR="Blue"]Hare[/COLOR]
. . c. Corona [COLOR="Blue"]Extra[/COLOR]

3. What Is your favorite green vegetable? [COLOR="Blue"]Sweet Pea[/COLOR]

4. What would you like to have named after you (building, species, virus, youtube-moment genre….) [COLOR="Blue"]A sticky, particularly potent strain of weed[/COLOR]

5. Cinnamon or Ginger? [COLOR="Blue"]Ginger. Grant.[/COLOR]

6. When was the last time you sewed a button onto something? [COLOR="Blue"]Always meant to learn to sew on a button...So, never. Wait. Do I know how to sew on a button? I might. I might have become unaware of that skill.[/COLOR]

7. What is your favorite tool? [COLOR="Blue"]The three pound hammer.[/COLOR]

8. What does the number 8 smell like? [COLOR="Blue"]Feet.[/COLOR]

1. Do you wear an apron when you cook at home? [COLOR="blue"]No but that is a great idear[/COLOR]

2. Word Association:
. . a. Leap [COLOR="blue"]frog[/COLOR]
. . b. March [COLOR="Blue"]toad[/COLOR]
. . c. Corona Effect

3. What Is your favorite green vegetable? [COLOR="Green"]Artie Choke[/COLOR]

4. What would you like to have named after you (building, species, virus, youtube-moment genre….) [COLOR="Blue"]social media platform[/COLOR]

5. Cinnamon or Ginger? [COLOR="DarkRed"]Cinnamon[/COLOR] [color=blue]is a better stripper name[/COLOR]

6. When was the last time you sewed a button onto something? [COLOR="Blue"]this has yet to occur[/COLOR]

7. What is your favorite tool? [COLOR="blue"]backspace key[/COLOR]

8. What does the number 8 smell like? [COLOR="blue"]victory[/COLOR]

QUOTE=monster;1047572]1. Do you wear an apron when you cook at home?[COLOR="darkred"]No.[/COLOR]
2. Word Association:
. . a. Leap [COLOR="darkred"]Year[/COLOR]
. . b. March [COLOR="darkred"]or die[/COLOR]
. . c. Corona [COLOR="darkred"]treat this as a health issue not a political opportunity[/COLOR]
3. What Is your favorite green vegetable? [COLOR="darkred"]brussel sprouts[/COLOR]
4. What would you like to have named after you (building, species, virus, youtube-moment genre….)[COLOR="darkred"][COLOR="darkred"] A dangerous mtn bike descent[/COLOR][/COLOR]
5. Cinnamon or Ginger? yum. [COLOR="darkred"]aaaaaa Ginger[/COLOR]
6. When was the last time you sewed a button onto something? [COLOR="DarkRed"]Pete does the sewing. She did a button for me 2 months ago.[/COLOR]
7. What is your favorite tool? [COLOR="darkred"]Chainsaw mill[/COLOR]
8. What does the number 8 smell like?[/QUOTE] [COLOR="darkred"]mint[/COLOR]

Undertoad;1047579 wrote:

… 5. Cinnamon or Ginger? [COLOR="DarkRed"]Cinnamon[/COLOR] [color=blue]is a better stripper name[/COLOR]

[COLOR="DarkRed"]Cinnamon[/COLOR]:

Is cooking wearing an apron and nothing else.

Yells "Geronimo" when leaping on you.

Marches to the beat of a different drum.

Gives the best corona.

Favorite green veggie is cucumber.

Calls her place the Cinnamon Strip

Outsources having her buttons sewn back on.

Favorite tool resembles her favorite green veggie.

Says the number 8 sounds like ate; therefore, smells like Cinnamon.

1. Do you wear an apron when you cook at home? [COLOR="Red"]Yes. If I know from past experience that a meal is messy to prepare. Tossing pizza dough with lots of flour on it and picking the meat off a rotisserie chicken both demand an apron[/COLOR]
2. Word Association:

. . a. Leap[COLOR="red"]in lizards[/COLOR]
. . b. March [COLOR="red"]of the Penguins[/COLOR]
. . c. Corona [COLOR="red"]virus[/COLOR]

3. What Is your favorite green vegetable? [COLOR="red"]Asparagus[/COLOR]

4. What would you like to have named after you (building, species, virus, youtube-moment genre….) [COLOR="red"]Some sort of cool labor saving hack that is super obvious in hindsight but that nobody ever thought of before[/COLOR]

5. Cinnamon or Ginger? [COLOR="red"]Damn. This is harder than I thought. Umm.. ginger[/COLOR]

6. When was the last time you sewed a button onto something? [COLOR="red"]I clearly remember having sewn a button on, but can't remember when. Over a decade. Maybe two decades.[/COLOR]

7. What is your favorite tool? [COLOR="red"]I love the draw knife[/COLOR]

8. What does the number 8 smell like? [COLOR="red"]Trick question. It's the only odorless number. Nice try.[/COLOR]

3. Kiwi fruit
4. Warship
5. Gilligan? Okay, Mary Ann.

One or all of these may be prevarications.