Natural

xoxoxoBruce • Feb 23, 2020 10:56 am
How many people make assumptions without reading the fine print. Even subconsciously accepting they know what a word means so everyone should know and agree with that meaning. Guess what, there are people who would not tell the truth in order to profit. Shocking, I know, but it's sadly true. What's worse is people who would lie to have sex with you. Really the n'ere dowells are out there lying in wait... see what I did there. ;)
Urbane Guerrilla • Feb 23, 2020 4:39 pm
Yup. I can also see you could stand to spell "ne'er-do-well" rather better.

Marketing sugar might be politely described as "interesting."

Perhaps somewhat more so than marketing single malt whisky?
xoxoxoBruce • Feb 24, 2020 12:24 am
Dana taught the proper spelling of ne'er-do-well long ago and I could have used it if I wanted to, but I chose to use the band N'ere Dowells. I'm not surprised you didn't get it, even after "see what I did there". Glad you're getting plenty of pain meds.
Happy Monkey • Feb 24, 2020 4:20 pm
What's the ingredients list? Sugar and caramel coloring?
Luce • Feb 24, 2020 4:29 pm
The best new term is "clean" food.
Urbane Guerrilla • Feb 24, 2020 8:47 pm
Luce;1047224 wrote:
The best new term is "clean" food.


Never to try for the five-second rule, I guess.

Now, "clean and jerk" food... saaaavoryy. [/island accent]
xoxoxoBruce • Feb 25, 2020 1:20 am
Happy Monkey;1047223 wrote:
What's the ingredients list? Sugar and caramel coloring?

Don't know, natural brown sugar would be sugar and mole asses, but since they put a disclaimer on natural it very well may be sugar and caramel.
Carruthers • Feb 25, 2020 9:42 am
I've always been wary of the word natural when used to promote some product or other.

After all, deadly nightshade is natural and it's er.... deadly. :eek:
Undertoad • Feb 25, 2020 10:14 am
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xoxoxoBruce • Feb 25, 2020 2:16 pm
Hey, don't be dissing good garden dirt, the original condiment, helps your gizzard grind the goop into poop, scratches your itchy hemorrhoids too.
Urbane Guerrilla • Feb 26, 2020 12:19 am
The week's words are "intestinal microbiome."