Start them early

Children are sponges when very young, they learn basic languages without books.
So start them early on a career path and they'll support you in your "Golden" years.

That poor baby, it'll take a couple years to get even.

Just let it eat its way out.

The look on his face...

...swallowed whole his pet turtle Myrtle...

I guess that'd be 'Myrtle the Turdle', now wouldn't it?:jig: