Your Collective Nouns
We all love Collective Nouns and coining them. So please create and share collective nouns for.....
1) Your profession
2) One of your Hobbies
3) People who suffer from one of your ailments
4) People who do the last household chore you did
5) People who eat/drink the last thing you ingested
1a) A Barcode of Scan Coordinators
1b) An Aggravation of Parents
2) An Unfinishment of Crafters
3) A Stretch of Too-Flexible People
4) A Fold of Launderers
5) A Chug of Beer-drinkers
1.) A Nitpick of Writers
2.) A Deadline of Workaholics
3.) A Shimmy of Epileptics
4.) A Scrub of Dishwashers
5.) A Bleat of Lamb-broilers
An Undefined Variable of IT people
An Unemployment Check of Drummers
An Unintentionally, Unnecessarily Obtuse Definition of people who have Aspergers
A Quiet Gathering of Rabbit-Poop Stewards
A Festively Plump Troupe of Nutella-Sandwich-on-Potato-Bread Nibblers
A stress ball of care coordinators.
A torn scrotal sack of mountain bikers.
A sorry what of the deafened.
A shock of amateur electricians.
An urgent bladder of coffee drinkers.
1) A copse of tree-trimmers
2) A cloud of potheads
3) A moaning of arthritics
4) A Dawn of dishwashers
5) A clot of fried-ham-eaters
1b) An Aggravation of Parents
I like that one!
1) A dictionary of translators
2) A squeeze of concertina players
3) A wheeze of asthmatics
4) A microwave of cooks
5) A crunch of crisps (chips)
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A microwave of cooks
An order of cooks
1) Your profession: a scrutiny of researchers
2) One of your Hobbies: a meat wagon of pulp writers
3) People who suffer from one of your ailments: a swell of pleuritics
4) People who do the last household chore you did: a whisk of sweepers
5) People who eat/drink the last thing you ingested: a jitter of coffee-drinkers
An Unintentionally, Unnecessarily Obtuse Definition of people who have Aspergers
:lol: so Thunderboy.
I offer some alternatives and related terms inspired by the above:
A Neologism of Writers
A Pebkac of IT helpline professionals
A 404 of Webmasters
A Twitter of Influencers
A Desperation of Coffee Drinkers :D
What about
6) your pet
7) people who live in your state/country
8) The insect that annoys you the most
A Hairball of Cats
A Glub of Fish
A Mitten of Michigandans
A Whine of Brits
A Whine of Mosquitoes
Collective nouns. "Collectives" are socialism as it breaks down into communism.
If Joseph McCarthy was still alive, then this thread would be banned.
An assholishness of TWs
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An assholishness of TWs
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an asylum of tws
How about an assholishness of Henry Quirk.
A badass of monsters :D
A cock of Lumberjims
A perseverance of Undertoads
tw, Bite my ass.
An example of an anti-American who loves Trump. How do we know? He only posts insults. Rarely posts something based in adult thought. Demonstrates why Trump is president. His post is only a insult. Because that makes him popular among the other children on the playground.
Why does he criticize henry quirk? Both post using the same reptilian thought processes.
No wonder America is becoming estranged even from its closest allies. He posts insults even about a joke. Something I would only expect from KKK, Nazis, and White Supremacists. And the kind of America that even Russian hackers want to create.
A toolbox of BigVs
A homestead of Griffs
A knit of Limeys
How about an assholishness of Henry Quirk.
Won't work. There's only one of me.
A solitary reptile.
a grumble of fargons
I like it, but like Henry said there is only one of me.
MEOW!!!
[strike]A box of sexobons.[/strike]
No, no boxes, that won't work.
[strike]A case of sexobons.[/strike]
No, sounds like a STD, that won't work.
[strike]An army of sexobons.[/strike]
There's only one of me; but, I've heard you can be an "Army of One" in order to "Be All You Can Be" and be "Army Strong." This might've worked; but, I'm a civilian now.
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A civvy of sexobons!
^it sings^
a surfeit of sexobons
Is that Polynesian for "surfs up with sixty foot waves"?
So it is a good thing.
A trump of TWs
Make mine hearts.
A responsibility of Glatts
He only posts insults.
Urine idiot. I'm not sure I've
EVER seen Fargon insult anyone but you, and only just then. You are such a stuck record.
And that he insulted you only increases my esteem for the man.
Cue "emotional".
Cue "Trump-lover".
Cue "childish".
Lather, rinse, repeat.
And repeat.
And repeat.
And repeat...Ad infinitum.
An archeology of Sexobons
Urine idiot. I'm not sure I've EVER seen Fargon insult anyone but you,
The Cellar once was a place where cheapshot artists were banned.
An honest person, instead, would have addressed the issue. Extremists, who love to wreck shit, instead, post insults.
When was the last time that you or Fargon ever addressed the topic? The expected answer will be more insults.
Do you do that to make the head between your legs bigger? Or the one between your shoulders? Or to simplify it - too much ego with nothing useful to contribute? That psychology is well understood. A stable person would discuss only facts and topic - and not always post emotions and cheapshots.
You are over 21? Right? Just asking since your constant behavior justifies that question.
there are a lot of collectives in this thread. What do you call a collective of collective nouns?
A Coinage.
A Competence of Clodfobbles
A Freedom of Fargons
A Paradiddle of Flints
A compendium of Monsters
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Fact Check!
UT?
The Cellar has never been a place where cheapshot artists were banned
tw sez:
The Cellar once was a place where cheapshot artists were banned.
and UT sez:
The Cellar has never been a place where cheapshot artists were banned
oh dear, someone is bein' deceitful
If I was the type to ban people, in order to forge the kind of forum I personally wanted, tw would be first to go.
That's how you know I'm not that type
An archeology of Sexobons
ArcheoGirl might dig me. :p:
An Interment of Gravdigrs
I'm a collective now!
:borg:
A Depth of Gravdigrs
A 6ft depth?
If I was the type to ban people, in order to forge the kind of forum I personally wanted, tw would be first to go.
So you want a Cellar where everyone has your political viewpoint complete with cheapshots, insults, and hate that has now has become standard? And approve of personal attacks that subvert any honest discussion.
You could be Facebook management. What are you still doing here?
A Depth of Gravdigrs
A 6ft depth?
First time I've ever been called '
deep'.:D
So you want a Cellar where everyone has your political viewpoint complete with cheapshots, insults, and hate that has now has become standard? And approve of personal attacks that subvert any honest discussion.
You could be Facebook management. What are you still doing here?
He said the opposite of that. Dick hole.
A trump of TWs
correction. A Twump.
Dick hole.
"... with cheapshots, insults, and hate"
exactly. I'd have been banned by now, right?
and it's cheapshots, insults, and humor. not hate. ya cock juggling thundercunt
when I insult tw it's always in the spirit of absolute hatred
:devil:
really: I can't stand the guy
you do know tw's actually a chick, right?
The clue was that tw's email addresse starts with tw@
The clue was that tw's email addresse starts with tw@
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The clue was that tw's email addresse starts with tw@
Must be on an English server.:jig:
really: I can't stand the guy
Of course not. You hate yourself and honesty. An example of an extremists. Only want to wreck shit. And found a place where insults, anti-social behavior, self-destructive attitudes, and lies are now acceptable.
BTW, Theodore is black. Just another reason for you to hate.
exactly. I'd have been banned by now, right?
You would have long ago. But America (and the Cellar) has changed that much. A scumbag president says such cheapshots routinely and says such attitudes are good. America is now politically starting to look more like early 1930s Germany. This is how it happens:
https://www.pbs.org/wgbh/frontline/film/zero-tolerance/
How to get on an enemies list? Note what is now acceptable behavior. Note what has changed.
UT sez, 'no that was never policy'; you say it was.
Who's lyin'?
The Shadow knows...
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"You hate yourself and honesty."
No, just you.
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"An example of an extremists."
What?
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"Only want to wreck shit."
Yep: yours.
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"And found a place where insults, anti-social behavior, self-destructive attitudes, and lies are...acceptable."
Ain't it great?
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Theodore is black."
Who is 'Theodore'? I thought you were 'Thomas' (but then it turns out yer a girl, or a girly-boy, or an in-betweener, or somesuch). Anyway: are you 'Theodore', 'Thomas', 'Trina', or 'Tammy?
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"Just another reason for you to hate."
In this place: yer all I need, babe.
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They say we're young and we don't know
We won't find out until we grow
Well I don't know if all that's true
'Cause you got me, and baby I got you
Babe
I got you babe
I got you babe
They say our hate won't pay the rent
Before it's earned, our money's all been spent
I guess that's so, we don't have a plot
But at least I'm sure of all the things we got
Babe
I got you babe
I got you babe
I got flowers in the spring
I got you to wear my ring
And when I'm sad, you're a clown
And if I get scared, you're always around
Don't let them say your hair's too long
'Cause I don't care, with you I can't go wrong
Then put your little hand in mine
There ain't no hill or mountain we can't climb
Babe
I got you babe
I got you babe
I got you to hold my hand
I got you to understand
I got you to walk with me
I got you to talk with me
I got you to kiss goodnight
I got you to hold me tight
I got you, I won't let go
I got you to love me so
I got you babe
I got you babe
I got you babe
… BTW, Theodore is black. ...
One of the Chipmunks is black! Why didn't somebody tell me this before? It would've explained a lot.
One of the Chipmunks is black!
He's my cousin. We both have the family chubby cheeks. I won't say which ones.
There's only one of me; but, I've heard you can be an "Army of One" in order to "Be All You Can Be" and be "Army Strong." This might've worked; but, I'm a civilian now.
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A civvy of sexobons!
^it sings^
A discharge of sexobons. ;)