xoxoxoBruce • Sep 29, 2019 11:24 pm
Next time you’re down at the town square stoning (lapidating) some heretic/adulterer/thief/enemy-of-powers-that-be, take a break
from the maiming/killing and take a look around. Notice which ones of the casters has a really good aim and arm.
Which one of your friends and neighbors is scoring the hits that cause the most pain and screams, make the blood splatter.
If you have an outstanding stone chucker you could send them to the Word Championships to possibly bring honor to your tribe.
I don’t think there’s a World People Stoning Competition, but the next best thing is in Scotland.
When I was a lad the winner was how many skips regardless of the distance. They were often one and the same but not always. But in the old country those recalcitrant Scots make their own rules.
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from the maiming/killing and take a look around. Notice which ones of the casters has a really good aim and arm.
Which one of your friends and neighbors is scoring the hits that cause the most pain and screams, make the blood splatter.
If you have an outstanding stone chucker you could send them to the Word Championships to possibly bring honor to your tribe.
I don’t think there’s a World People Stoning Competition, but the next best thing is in Scotland.
Easdale Island is a tiny little island (population: 62) that was once the heart of the Scottish slate mining industry. But after a storm in 1881 flooded the quarries, the mining equipment was stranded underwater, with no way of retrieving them.
Easdale recovered from this loss and now has a thriving tourist industry. The islanders put the disused quarries to good use for swimming, and more recently, the World Stone Skimming Championships.
The World Stone Skimming Championship began in 1983 after an alleged argument in the island’s only pub over who could skim stones the farthest. The competition was resurrected again in 1997 and has continued to grow in popularity. It now attracts competitors from as far afield as Japan and New Zealand.
Winning the championship is no easy feat, as competitors must follow a set of strict rules. Each contender, who must use stones made of naturally formed Easdale slate, only has three attempts, and the skimmed stone has to bounce on the surface of the water at least two times to be considered valid. Fortunately, there are several categories for entrants to compete within, including one for “old tossers.”
It’s a joyful, at times whimsical, event. People don all sorts of costumes, so scanning the crowd is just as fun as skimming the stones.
When I was a lad the winner was how many skips regardless of the distance. They were often one and the same but not always. But in the old country those recalcitrant Scots make their own rules.
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