Stupid Questions

monster • Aug 22, 2019 9:50 pm
you know... the ones you come across that are so ....that you can't even formulate a reply. context optional.

"can cats eat raspberries?"
xoxoxoBruce • Aug 22, 2019 11:43 pm
Unless they are declawed they can eat any damn thing they want, they're probably going to puke it on your bed anyway.
Flint • Aug 23, 2019 3:55 pm
"There are no stupid questions"
*raises hand*
"Yes, the goddamned annoying idiot in the awful sweater, did you need me to explain how to wipe your own ass?"
Dude111 • Aug 23, 2019 6:57 pm
STUPID QUESTION: Why does 1+1=2??
Gravdigr • Aug 24, 2019 1:46 pm
Do ya suppose there are squrls that are afraid of heights?

Squrls nest high in trees. Do ya suppose that squrls get seasick during a windstorm?

Ya think hummingbirds get knocked senseless by large raindrops?
Dude111 • Aug 24, 2019 5:15 pm
Why does the phone ring?
Carruthers • Aug 24, 2019 5:29 pm
What is an occasional table the rest of the time?
sexobon • Aug 24, 2019 7:06 pm
Notable.
Undertoad • Aug 24, 2019 7:42 pm
How many is 7?
sexobon • Aug 24, 2019 7:53 pm
This many - ???????.

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Dude111;1037472 wrote:
Why does the phone ring?

It's calling you by name - Ding-a-ling, Ding-a-ling.
monster • Aug 24, 2019 7:59 pm
sexobon;1037480 wrote:
Notable.


ouch
Gravdigr • Oct 3, 2019 4:36 pm
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Dude111 • Oct 4, 2019 6:39 pm
Why do we fart??
Undertoad • Oct 4, 2019 8:56 pm
fermentation in our gut

Howard Stern had a guy on once who could fart at will, by taking air in through his butthole and blowing it back out.

I just report things, I have no opinion pro or con on this matter
fargon • Oct 4, 2019 9:10 pm
Undertoad;1039486 wrote:
Howard Stern had a guy on once who could fart at will, by taking air in through his butthole and blowing it back out.


I wish I could do that.
Carruthers • Oct 5, 2019 12:12 am
Undertoad;1039486 wrote:

Howard Stern had a guy on once who could fart at will, by taking air in through his butthole and blowing it back out.


A sin of emission.


As it were.
xoxoxoBruce • Oct 5, 2019 12:23 am
fargon;1039487 wrote:
I wish I could do that.


Why? :eyebrow:
Dude111 • Oct 5, 2019 9:17 am
Why does A come before B??
xoxoxoBruce • Oct 5, 2019 9:55 am
Because as Trump has proven you need Assholes to create Believers. ;)
lumberjim • Oct 5, 2019 7:50 pm
This is the stupid question thread, not the stupid answer thread.

Mr Methane was the chap on stern .
monster • Oct 5, 2019 10:41 pm
it was supposed to be ones you actually come across rather than just dude being a dick, though. oh well. no controlling a thread once you release it to the board.....
Clodfobble • Oct 6, 2019 6:14 pm
There's a long history of professional fartistes.
fargon • Oct 7, 2019 3:24 pm
xoxoxoBruce;1039495 wrote:
Why? :eyebrow:


Because I could entertain myself.
xoxoxoBruce • Oct 8, 2019 12:26 am
I'd suggest you get a hobby and be nice to your long suffering Mrs. :haha:
Gravdigr • Oct 8, 2019 6:54 pm
fargon;1039611 wrote:
Because I could entertain myself.


...and your stallmate:

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Dude111 • Oct 9, 2019 11:42 am
Stupid Question: Does 1+1-3=-1??
Clodfobble • Oct 9, 2019 5:17 pm
Yes
sexobon • Oct 9, 2019 7:33 pm
Dude111;1039703 wrote:
Stupid Question: Does 1+1-3=-1??

Clodfobble;1039721 wrote:
Yes

How can you have a negative doe?
Clodfobble • Oct 9, 2019 7:44 pm
Ask Bambi's mother.
henry quirk • Oct 9, 2019 8:22 pm
In the same way you can have unicorns and leprechauns: it's a language trick.
captainhook455 • Oct 10, 2019 10:49 am
I was at a gas stop and there was only one restroom with the unisex sign next to the door. A woman asked which side of the restroom was for the women and which side was for the men. Maybe the trash can for the men.

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Dude111 • Oct 11, 2019 1:57 pm
Is the sun yellow?
captainhook455 • Oct 11, 2019 3:26 pm
Why is the sky blue near the coast and lighter blue the further you get inland?

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sexobon • Oct 11, 2019 6:30 pm
Dude111;1039790 wrote:
Is the sun yellow?

It's not afraid of anything.
captainhook455 • Oct 12, 2019 7:45 am
Why is there braile on the keys at the atm drive through?

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sexobon • Oct 12, 2019 8:54 am
So blind backseat drivers can use them.

In anticipation of self driving cars.
tw • Oct 12, 2019 10:42 am
captainhook455;1039801 wrote:
Why is there braile on the keys at the atm drive through?

Even pedestrians use a drive thru ATM. Many banks do not have one only dedicated for pedestrians.
sexobon • Oct 12, 2019 10:48 am
A blind pedestrian using a drive thru ATM; however, is a slippery slope.
lumberjim • Oct 12, 2019 11:19 am
Occums razor

Because they make all the buttons for atm machines that way.
sexobon • Oct 12, 2019 11:56 am
Occam's razor: The explanation that requires the smallest number of explanations is usually the least entertaining.

I'll go with blind pedestrians using drive thru ATMs.
Gravdigr • Oct 12, 2019 12:13 pm
captainhook455;1039801 wrote:
Why is there braile on the keys at the atm drive through?


For the same reason the old Huddle House restaurants put the Braille indicators for the restrooms eight feet up the wall.

To fuck with the ppl who can see.
lumberjim • Oct 12, 2019 12:26 pm
http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2010/10/why-there-is-braille-on-drive-thru-atm-machines/

It's actually the law
Gravdigr • Oct 12, 2019 12:38 pm
Figgers that the gov't was involved.

Have ya seen the little Braille placard beside the drive thru window at the fast food joints? 'Splain that one.
lumberjim • Oct 12, 2019 12:57 pm
Same law. Accessibility.
Griff • Oct 12, 2019 2:02 pm
Fair number of old blind folks driving around here... not that they can read Braille.
Gravdigr • Oct 12, 2019 3:04 pm
If a zombie bites a vampire does anything happen? If it does, who gets what? I mean, they're both already dead/undead...

What about a zombie biting a werewolf?

A werewolf biting a zombie? Who turns into what?

Does it take a silver bullet to the brain to kill the zombie, then?

If a vampire bites a zombie, will it die if ya shoot it in the head, or do ya gotta drive a stake through it's heart, too?
sexobon • Oct 12, 2019 3:33 pm
Yes, they both become Grateful, yes, yes, and moves from 1st to 2nd base, yes (call the Lone Ranger), the latter (call Tonto too).
Dude111 • Oct 14, 2019 2:49 am
sexobon wrote:
It's not afraid of anything.


Ah man!!