Taint necessarily so.... slang for the perineum

monster • Jun 18, 2019 10:04 pm
No idea why, but already this week I've come across a couple of people mentioning this nether region, neither using medical terminology. What term do you use, what terms have you heard.... how many are there? I thought there must be a lot but then couldn't come up with many. I googled, but so many hits I'd never heard of, so many seemed fake. Here are five that predate the fake media ( ;) )to start us off -got anything different?

1. Taint
2. Nifkin
3. Biffin's Bridge
4. Bifkin
5. Gooch
sexobon • Jun 18, 2019 11:32 pm
[SIZE="1"]Taint necessarily so.... slang for the perineum[/SIZE]

I wonder how slang feels about this.
Griff • Jun 19, 2019 7:14 am
He's for it.
Gravdigr • Jun 19, 2019 11:53 am
I bet he's even got one.



I've never heard any other name than taint, and perineum.
monster • Jun 19, 2019 6:02 pm
lol. more evidence for the Brit/Merkin slang difference. (Brits are all about sex and bathrooms and merkins are all about money and killing)
Flint • Jun 19, 2019 8:15 pm
a few good ones in here,
Mr. Show episode-- "It's insane, this guy's taint!"

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Gravdigr • Jun 20, 2019 4:16 pm
I invite you all to look at the Wiki page for perineum, where the clinical significance of the taint ([COLOR="DarkRed"]<--NSFW[/COLOR]) is explained.

Once there, please observe the positively pendulous set of balls (<--[COLOR="DarkRed"]NSFW[/COLOR]) on the gentleman displaying his own personal taint.

Gaze upon them.
Carruthers • Jun 21, 2019 5:30 am
monster;1034401 wrote:
No idea why, but already this week I've come across a couple of people mentioning this nether region, neither using medical terminology.


The 'nether region'? It's in Hampshire...

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One can only speculate. ;)

5. Gooch


I've never heard the word except in reference to the former England cricket captain and well known hair transplant victim, Graham Gooch, or Sir Daniel Gooch, a pioneer of the Great Western Railway.

I suppose they could have been called a lot worse.

In Graham Gooch's case, he probably has been. :eek:
monster • Jun 23, 2019 1:18 am
I immediately though of him too when I saw that ... and wondered if it had anything to do with a crease.... ;)