Uncomfortable Questions Answered Here

Griff • May 13, 2019 9:51 pm
I’ll go first. My friend’s ex-wife is a “paid groupie” for a metal band. Is she a prostitute?
monster • May 13, 2019 10:23 pm
define "paid groupie" What is she paid for exactly? The hanging around or the sex?

My Mechanical Engineer son is driving across the country from Michigan to California with his team to race the Baja car they built from scratch. Some time this morning a text came through saying "we just got service". My first though was they must've reached Las Vegas and stopped at a brothel. Am I a bad mama?

(second thought was there are many mech eng majors from a top engineering school driving to compete in a car they built from scratch, why would they stop halfway to have someone service their truck.

Finally I made it to cell phone service. But one would normally expect "[COLOR="Red"]I[/COLOR] got service" in that context....)
xoxoxoBruce • May 14, 2019 12:26 am
Yeah, depends on what she's paid to do.

The we in we got service may stem from team spirit on this quest.
Griff • May 14, 2019 7:19 am
I'd never heard of "paid groupie" before. It makes sense as these are some ugly mother-fuckers in a so-so band. I guess she's there to create the social media image. Regular prostitution seems more honest.
lumberjim • May 14, 2019 9:28 am
Only a prostitute if she's fucking them. Otherwise, she's a salesman
henry quirk • May 14, 2019 10:42 am
Yes.

As long as she calls the shots: there ain't nuthin' wrong with that.
Gravdigr • May 14, 2019 12:43 pm
Public Relations, maybe?
xoxoxoBruce • May 14, 2019 1:13 pm
lumberjim;1032428 wrote:
Only a prostitute if she's fucking them. Otherwise, she's a salesman

Salesperson.
Gravdigr • May 14, 2019 1:16 pm
:lol2:
BigV • May 14, 2019 2:46 pm
Gravdigr;1032442 wrote:
Public Relations, maybe?


What about Pubic Relations?
Griff • May 15, 2019 6:58 am
henry quirk;1032434 wrote:
Yes.

As long as she calls the shots: there ain't nuthin' wrong with that.


Prostitution is more honest. I guess it is marketing.
henry quirk • May 15, 2019 10:45 am
Yep.

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"I guess it is marketing."

Mebbe so.
glatt • May 15, 2019 11:16 am
I think it depends on if she would have sex with them if they paid her or not.

She probably thinks of it as hanging with the band and getting an allowance.
Gravdigr • May 15, 2019 11:33 am
Gravdigr;1032442 wrote:
Public Relations, maybe?


BigV;1032473 wrote:
What about Pubic Relations?


Perhaps the young lady, the subject of this thread (so far), the [strike]professional[/strike] 'paid groupie' mentioned in the first post, is doing PR work for the band, as opposed to just fucking them.

Do try to keep up.:D
Clodfobble • May 16, 2019 10:05 pm
Look again, Grav--he wasn't actually asking, he was modifying the spelling for humorous intent. :)
Gravdigr • May 17, 2019 11:15 am
Ah, noel.

Thank you, Ms. Fobble, for pointing that out. I can't see for shit anymore.

As for this humorous intent you speak of, Ima hafta read up on that.:p:

Sorry, V.