This is a question everyone must face sometime in their life.
Most people will face it more than once.
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Attempt to dispel a sandstorm.
Chop jalapenos. Ask Philthy why.
Another thing you shouldn't do when you're nekkid:
Put on clothes.
Play the cymbals in a marching band.
Work in a mouse trap factory.
Bear hug a cactus.
Iffy in the best of circumstances.
Walk through a robo car wash.
Ow.
Live, on the scene reporting of a hurricane.
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Any of the X Games.
American Ninja Warrior.
Rodeo.
Fly a commercial airliner.
Command a submarine.
Coal mining.
Bungee jumping. (too much flopping involved)
Downhill mountain biking.
Cuddle a porcupine. (Momdigr's contribution)
I don't see a problem with:
Door-to-door sales.
Sing on the Windmill.
Hold a tent revival.
Put on clothes.
Build a guitar.
Trapeze work.
Live, on the scene reporting of a hurricane.
Fly a commercial airliner.
Command a submarine.
Some of these can vary from person to person. Like some people would be OK with being naked and looking in the mirror, others might be horrified ...
Nope, no way, not me, never. Ever seen a 100 lb snapping turtle? I have. :unsure:
This is a question everyone must face sometime in their life.
Most people will face it more than once.
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Go outside when its -50!!!
Swim in the Amazon River.
Fire fighting.
Weed eating.
Haul hay.
Roll in Owens-Corning fiberglass insulation.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noodling
I heard a story when I was living in Texas. There eas a guy noodling on Duffau Creek down stream from my Dad's place, he was feeling around and found a nest of Water Moccasins. He damned near died. It cured him of noodling.
Yeah, when noodling it pays to keep your hands in water. Don't reach thru water up into a dry place.:headshake Hardly ever good.