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guy in West Los Angeles is looking for a wife. I found this in the UK online FHM newsletter I get every week under the heading 'Sad Man Of The Week'. Personally, I don't think this is so, if I were going to look for a partner, this is probably the way I'd do it.
Orrrrr ... I'm just a sad git as well :(
I can see why he's having difficulty finding someone ... but you never know. My friend's grandmom always said "there's a lid for every pot."
Yeah, that guy's a real winner... NOT. :)
So if you are that very special lady who's potbellied, flat chested, left handed, and a smoker... this guy loves you and wants to marry you!!!
At least he knows what he wants...
Man, the internet makes things so easy these days...and it also sets people up for incredible failures.
The guy doesn't come across to me as an asshole, so he deserves some happiness. I hope he finds what he is looking for.
Why the hell would you want someone flat chested?
Originally posted by juju
Why the hell would you want someone flat chested?
No kidding! That's just crazy talk!
I used to have a rule in dating--never date a woman with smaller boobs than myself. I dated a small-breasted woman once...and it simply didn't work out. Never again.
I can't put my finger on why, but he reminds me of
Jean Teasdale from The Onion.
Personally, I think the guy is wound a bit too tight. I mean, no kissing on the mouth and he dismisses oral sex out of hand? Yeah, he sounds like a lot of fun.
I was wondering about that as well. Dude sounds essentially asexual, but seeks a mate to appear to fit in socially, which he probably never has. Shame really. He may otherwise be an entirely likeable guy.
I do wonder if that's a one-way or both-ways prohibition?
I'm reminded of the alka seltzer commercial ... "Try it, you'll like it"
Why the hell would you want someone flat chested?
To get closer? C'mon, there's more to life than tits.:eek:
Originally posted by xoxoxoBruce
To get closer? C'mon, there's more to life than tits.:eek:
Uhh.. what's wrong with you? :)
Well, I've always believed all you need is a mouthful... Of course I'm pretty damn flat chested so a mouthful still adhears to Syc's rule for me.
Still no kissing on the mouth or oral sex??? WTF? I didn't read much but there's probably something in there about missionary only every other Saturday night. Not to exceed twenty minutes.
Well, at least the guy admits he's a virgin. That's something I'd assume about anyone with all of his sexual restraints.
This guy has got more hang-ups than Hank Hill.
Originally posted by Whit
...missionary only every other Saturday night. Not to exceed twenty minutes.
With the lights on or off? :D
It pays for me to have big boobs...it just means the woman will too. :D
Having re-read everything on his site, he just seems to be a bird of a different feather. Though I find him to be ummm...eccentric, maybe he's just seen and heard enough about shit that he knows exactly what he does and doesn't want.
LOL Chris, the guy won't kiss on the mouth, there's virtually no chance of leaving the lights on.
Syc, yeah maybe he knows exactly what he does and doesn't want. Maybe he just really needs to get laid. I know he doesn't seem to think so, but hey, it's just my opinion.
maybe he's just seen and heard enough about shit that he knows exactly what he does and doesn't want.
If he's a virgin, he has no idea what "shit" is.
I have this odd feeling that he's a bit of a Mama's boy. I'm sure she's the first person he talks to in the morning when she makes him french toast with a side of bacon and a glass full o' love.
Yeah. I'm no Cassanova but I look like a ladies' man next to this dude. Man. I shudder to think of the psychological issues underlying these requirements for a woman. Somewhere, some time ago, <i>things took a turn</i>.
Dude definitely has intimacy issues. I mean he wants to marry a stranger that agrees to never try to kiss him on the mouth. That's just an issue laden statement. That and the fact that he's a virgin at his age... I pretty much believed that nobody two years past puberty was a virgin... It is possible that I'm just being a cynic though.
Milton from 'Office Space'.