Oct 15th, 2018: Chateau Artisan

xoxoxoBruce • Oct 14, 2018 10:45 pm
If you’re looking for a warm place, you know, a place to get away from winter, maybe something like this castle in Homestead, Florida.

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8 bedrooms, 7.5 baths, 19,222 sq ft, on 14 acres, in a 5 acre private lake and royal gardens. Grand wrought iron gated entry followed
by mammoth wooden privacy gates, long tree-lined drive, obelisk focal point, Koi pond, covered patio, pool.
The 3-story Chateau has enormous kitchen, impact glass, full-house generator, boat house, BBQ gazebo and sleeping gazebo.

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Of course all the neighbors are all farmers as this used to be a tomato field.

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They wanted $12.8 million in 2012, then $10.9 million in 2013, but unfortunately for you it’s off the market right now.

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sexobon • Oct 14, 2018 10:50 pm
I don't know, I'm really looking for something with a drawbridge.
Carruthers • Oct 15, 2018 4:04 am
It's not even on a bus route.

Hasn't got a lot going for it really. :rolleyes:
xoxoxoBruce • Oct 15, 2018 9:56 am
Probably high humidity and mosquitoes. :haha:
Happy Monkey • Oct 15, 2018 11:20 am
Homestead, Florida is 3 feet above sea level.
blueboy56 • Oct 15, 2018 2:52 pm
Really cool, until of course one of Florida's sinkholes opens up and drains the pool then eats all or part of the house.:thepain:
Clodfobble • Oct 15, 2018 4:10 pm
When the apocalypse comes, moats are going to be all the rage.
Gravdigr • Oct 15, 2018 4:39 pm
Top selling point:

Zombie resistant.
Gravdigr • Oct 15, 2018 4:39 pm
Happy Monkey;1016800 wrote:
Homestead, Florida is 3 feet above sea level.


That's a mountain in FL.
Undertoad • Oct 15, 2018 4:50 pm
It's higher than 50% of the land area of The Netherlands.
Gravdigr • Oct 15, 2018 5:38 pm
The nosebleed section...
newtimer • Oct 16, 2018 4:00 pm
I'll pass. For that kind of money, I expect a garage. Or at least a carport. I don't want my car sitting out under the sun, getting too hot inside.
xoxoxoBruce • Oct 16, 2018 5:00 pm
No problem newtimer, after the chauffeur drops you at the house he/she will take the car and put it away at the gatehouse. ;)
Happy Monkey • Oct 16, 2018 5:19 pm
I was a bit surprised to see no boathouse or rowboats.
xoxoxoBruce • Oct 16, 2018 5:21 pm
The ad says boathouse but I don't know where it is.
Happy Monkey • Oct 16, 2018 5:26 pm
Ah, I missed that. There must be a door in the wall under one of the towers.


ETA: Yes; in your second link, you can see it.