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People do the stupidist things!! (I started laughing like crazy @ 50 seconds :D)
I dunno....I hope they gave him some $$$$$$$$$ for doing that,it looked like a horrible experience!
I got a video.
[YOUTUBE]uwdIYm-OMhE[/YOUTUBE]
Stupid is as stupid does.
just once though. that looks *extremely* memorable.
I snorted a line of salt once for a $100.00, hurt for hours.
just once though. that looks *extremely* memorable.
So is cutting off your dick but doing it is stupid. :eyebrow:
Ah, The Cellar.
I am, once again, reminded of something I heard George Carlin say (paraphrasing):
Y'know something ya never see? A grown man, running full speed, taking a shit.
Y'know something ya never hear? "After I stick this red hot poker up my ass, I'm gonna chop my dick off."
You people make me remember the weirdest shit, sometimes.
I snorted a line of salt once for a $100.00, hurt for hours.
I snorted a hundred one time. I didn't get anything, and it cost me $100.
The wasabi vid reminded me:
I was parked on the river one night, this was way before I leased m'spot on the river, at one of those park-n-party, lovers' lane-type places. A car pulled in across the river, they didn't know I was there at the time. They got out, loud, drunk/stoned, whatever, and proceeded to do more of the same.
A few minutes of listening to them echoing up and down the river at 3-4 in the AM, and I was ready to head for home, no sleeping tonight looks like.
Then somebody said "Alright come and get 'em!"
I then heard the car door open, I could see the dome light. Then I heard "Sniiiiiifffff, oh, OHgoddamn, awwwhh, ooohfuckmotherfucker!!!!!" Then I heard it again, "Sniiiiiifffff, oh, OHgoddamn, awwwhh, ooohfuckmotherfucker!!!!! Oh Lawd! Help me Oprah!!!" And again. Then I heard "SNORXKLNKXSSKGH!!,", and then, in the plainest, most normal voice, "Yeah, that's a little loud, there." And then a repeat performance of the CrankSnorter's Prayer. They were snorting crank.
I sat there across the river and laughed til I was crying at those fuckers. They left after a couple toots, and I went to sleep as the sun was coming up.
Good thing for you they left 'cause they sure as hell weren't gonna sleep. :headshake