Farewell Paul Simon

Paul Simon‘s forthcoming farewell concert in Flushing Meadows Corona Park in Queens, New York, has a list of items not allowed...

WHAT NOT TO BRING
Aerosol containers (including sunscreen)
Air horns and/or megaphones
Alcoholic beverages of any kind
Animals (besides service animals)
Any container of liquid other than 1 factory sealed bottle of water (1 Liter max)
Any items that can be used as a means to disturb the peace, endanger the safety of others
Bicycles (Note: Bicycles will not be permitted inside the venue gates. We will offer bike parking, please stay tuned for more information.)
Cameras with detachable lenses
Camping tents, canopies, or shade structures of any kind
Chairs of any kind
Coolers of any kind (besides those advanced for medical use)
Drones or any other remote flying device
Multi-use e-cigs
Fake IDs
Fireworks, sparklers, firecrackers, and/or incendiary or explosive devices of any kind
Flags and/or flagpoles
Focused light devices (including laser pointers)
Outside food & beverage (besides one factory-sealed water bottle)
Framed backpacks
Glass containers of any kind
Hammocks
Hula Hoops
Illegal or illicit substances of any kind
Kites
Large bags, purses, or backpacks (larger than 20″ x 15″ x 9″)
Mace / pepper spray
Marker pens or spray paint
Musical instruments
Professional audio recording equipment
Tailgating, grilling, or audio recording equipment
Scooters or personalized motorized vehicles
Selfie sticks
Skateboards, rollerblades, hoverboards
Sleeping bags
Sporting equipment (frisbees, footballs, whiffleballs, basketballs, soccer balls, etc.)
Stickers
Stuffed animals
Totems
Umbrellas
Unauthorized vending or solicitation materials
Walkie talkies
Water guns, water balloons, or other water projectiles
Weapons, knives, or firearms of any kind

No TOTEMS???!!!

That it.

Farewell Paul Simon *indeedy*.

Well, I was gonna go, but I wanted to take my tuba and 32 track TASCAM sound board/recorder...

Already had the fork lift and truck rented, and everthang.

dammit bruce. I thought he'd carked it

lumberjim;1010685 wrote:

dammit bruce. I thought he'd carked it

me too

Me three.

Me four, but just for a second.
Do security people have to memorize the list?

lumberjim;1010685 wrote:

I thought he'd carked it.

Well, he probably will, sooner or later.

I mean, he probably has an opinion on something, so I'm sure he deserves it.

Would anyone, then, actually go? Who commissioned a fun-sucker to draw up such a list?

I wouldn't go, but it's not because the list exists, it's because of the reason the list exists - extreme crowds. Most of the things on the list are things that require more breathing room than the organizers apparently anticipate.


Plus recording equipment. Not a fan of banning good cameras, but I'm not surprised.


I was puzzled about the walkie-talkies, thinking about parents and kids keeping in touch in the crowds. I guess someone probably got on security's channel and screwed with them at some point.

The kids have phones so don't need walkie talkies.

Any container of liquid other than 1 factory sealed bottle of water

I wonder how the organisers would have reacted in this situation:

Belfast woman wins £2,000 diabetes discrimination case


A Belfast woman with Type 1 diabetes has been awarded £2,000 after security staff at a rock concert confiscated her fizzy drink.

Kayla Hanna, 20, was at a Red Hot Chili Peppers concert in Belfast in 2016.

The student always carries Lucozade for her blood sugar levels, but staff employed by Eventsec Ltd removed it, despite her showing them her diabetes tattoo and insulin pack.

Eventsec said it was disappointed by the ruling.

The judge ruled it was discrimination.

Miss Hanna, who was 18 at the time of the incident, told the court she was going into the Boucher Road concert when she was told she could not bring in her bottle.
'Very anxious and upset'

"I told her [ the security guard] of my condition and showed her the tattoos on my wrist which indicate I have diabetes," she said.

"She said that 'anyone could have that' so I also showed her my insulin pack and the meter used to check my levels.

"She consulted with another guard and they insisted that they had a strict policy and they would not allow me to bring the drink inside."

Miss Hanna took a case under the Disability Discrimination Act 1995 and The Equality Commission for Northern Ireland supported her.

She told the court she had been "very anxious and upset" throughout the gig.

"I really hope that now this issue has been brought to light it won't happen again to me or other people who live with diabetes," she added.

Judge Gilpin said that Eventsec Ltd had failed to provide a reasonable adjustment to its policy of not allowing liquids to be brought into the concert.

An Eventsec spokesperson said it was pleased that the judge had acknowledged that the company had "considered what reasonable adjustments needed to be put in place in order to meet the needs of those patrons with diabetes".

"The facts surrounding this case were an isolated incident," the company noted.
'Simple adjustment'

Mary Kitson, senior legal officer at the Equality Commission for Northern Ireland said: "These are the kind of circumstances in which the reasonable adjustment provisions in the Disability Discrimination Act can be most beneficial".

She added: "They are in the act to ensure that people with disabilities are not denied access to services by reason of general policies which can, in themselves, be otherwise justifiable and necessary.

"In this case, the company should have made arrangements to ensure that Kayla could have accessed Lucozade during the concert if needed, for example by directing her to its own medical centre at the venue and providing her with a bottle of Lucozade.

"That would have been a simple adjustment and would have met her medical needs."

Link

Security is a great excuse to sell $8 water.

She told the court she had been "very anxious and upset" throughout the gig.

But nothing bad happened medically.
She should have let her emotional support Bengal Tiger carry it.

Yeah, they wouldn't let her have bubbles, but I'm sure a tiger wouldn't have been noticed.