[A to Z] I havent ever...

Lets post in order (ABC) stuff we HAVENT done :)

A - I havent ever Asked a policeman directions to a crack house :D

B

Buttfucked Flint in the mouth

I havent ever Called the president...... (I dont know his # for 1 thing)

D

I think Dude111 is lumberjim.

nope


I've never Dude111'ed

Died. I haven't done that. I think. Hmm. Could be I'm a ghostie.....

Had my eyes Dilated for an eye test
Drunk a Gin and Tonic. they smell funny. I may never have drunk gin, actually
Danced naked in the rain. But I might, one day

ugh I forgot to hit post :/ But I'm not deleting it even though I'm now a letter repeat, so there.

----

Eaten snails
Entered a polygamous relationship
Egged someone's property

Farted in a taxi cab.


G

Golfed (on a normal scale, mini doesn't count.)

H

I havent ever had a miilion dollars :(

I

I haven't ever Infiltrated a sex cult.

J

I havent ever Joined the military

K

Killed a second human


L

Loved a hobo.

M

Met a dog I didn't like

N

Gravdigr;1009498 wrote:

I haven't ever Infiltrated a sex cult.

J

Just wanna pause to reflect on this one for a moment...

J

Just wanna pause to reflect on this one for a moment...

Did you start that with J on purpose.

You know what,I didn't... it was a happy accident.

lumberjim wrote:

Killed a second human

As in... you have killed a first human?

Met a dog I didn't like

N

Neutralized a terrorist cell in Nakatomi Plaza

:)

I havent ever Opened someone else garbage.....

P

used the "P" word in front of Trump.


Q

Quit while I was ahead.

R

Read out the Necronomican and summoned evil

S

Summoned evil using any method at all, AFAIK

T

I havent ever taken a wrong turn on the interstate... (I dont drive)

U

I haven't ever Uber'ed.

What's next? V?

I havent ever Verified if Donald Trump is indeed lying about every blasted thing...

W

I haven't ever Walked on water.

X

[size=1]I can't wait to see what comes up for x.[/size]:corn:

I haven’t ever used a xyster.

y


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I'm an only child myself.

:drummer:

No more yanky my wanky


Z

I haven't ever zipped m'li'l feller up in m'zipper.

The End

I havent ever Accepted something I loved and valued for a CHEAP price.. (Im willing to pay more if they let me)

B

I havent ever Borrowed a million dollars from someone..... (Would be nice though)

C

I haven't ever Crapped in a cello.

D

I've never Deuced on a Duck.

E

Never Evacuated on a Eunuch

I haven't ever fouled a Frenchman.

G

I haven't garnered any green beans.

H

I haven't ever heaved on a horticulturist.

I

I haven't ever ironed an iron. Because why would you

J

I havent ever Joined a cult....

K

I haven't ever kicked a kangaroo.

L

I haven't ever laid a lesbian.

M

I haven't ever marauded a Monrovian.

N

I havent ever noticed a crime in progress

O

Nrver have I ever occluded my oral orafice.

P

I haven't ever picked a peck of pickled peppers.

Q

I havent ever Quit running a race..... (I havent ever been in one)

R

I haven't ever rushed a Russian.

S

I havent ever shit my pants on the bus..

T

I haven't ever tossed my cookies in a tornado. Neither into, nor out of.

U

I haven't ever undermined UPS. I like them ok.

V

I havent ever Veered off the road while driving a bus....

W

I haven't ever Whipped a Woman.

I've never x-rayed a xylophone.

Y

I haven't ever yipped a putt at Augusta.

Z

I havent ever Zipped across town naked :D

A

Come on.

No one's gonna tell him?

Tell him what, that's it's streaked and not zipped? Maybe he's talkin' 'bout going across town naked on a zip-line. You never know about these things.

What, you've never zipped anywhere? I zipped down to the market or zipped over to Grandma's house?

I used to but can't keep up with these zippin' whippersnappers anymore.

I havent ever Asked someone for a vile of coke...

B

I haven't ever baffled 'em with bullshit … or have I?

C

I haven't ever cold-cocked a cabbie.

D

I haven't ever Dunked a Drunk.

E

I haven't ever even!

F

I haven't ever fostered a French Bulldog but I would definitely do that

G

I haven't ever Googled a Gremlin

H

I havent ever Handed fake money to a clerk

I

I haven't ever ingested an iguana.

J

I haven't ever Jammed a porcupine up my ass.

K

I haven't ever keelhauled anyone's keister.

I haven't ever Liked Liver

M

fargon;1019549 wrote:

I haven't ever Jammed a porcupine up my ass.

Well, that's the easy part.

Getting it out is the hard part.

Unless ya put it in backwards to start with.:thepain:

I haven't ever molested a Mississippian.

N

fargon;1019549 wrote:

I haven't ever Jammed a porcupine up my ass.

Keryx made me say that.

I havent ever needed to throw up something I ate for educational purposes....

O

I haven't ever oppressed an Oliphant.

P

I haven't ever Poached Pork

I haven't ever Poached Pork

Q

I haven't ever quartered in a Quonset hut.

Know why they're called Quonset huts?

P

I do now.

I haven't ever Peed in a Pooper

Q

Gravdigr;1019636 wrote:

I haven't ever oppressed an Oliphant.

P

fargon;1019658 wrote:

I haven't ever Poached Pork

Q

Gravdigr;1019689 wrote:

I haven't ever quartered in a Quonset hut.

Know why they're called Quonset huts?

P

What idiot don't know the damn alpha---oh, it was me.

Ne'ermind.

Now, where were we? Like I'd know.:lol2:

Oh, yeah...R.

I haven't ever ransacked a ranch house.

S.

Is it S?

I'm not sure anymore.

I haven't ever Shit in anyone's mouth

T

I haven't ever trod on a Tennesseean. I kicked one in the face, this one time at band camp, but I didn't trod on him.

I havent ever urinated in someone cup of tea

V

I haven't ever VD'd anyone's vitreous body.

W [size=1]I think.[/size]

I havent ever Waited in line for 2 hours @ a restaurant..

X

I haven't ever X-Rayed a Xylophone

Y

I haven't ever zonked a Z Monster.

I haven't ever Advocated the Aardvarks should be Aerated.

:D

BBB....

I haven't ever actually been to the Better Business Bureau.

(bbbb!)

CCC

[SIZE="1"][COLOR="White"](Nobody even noticed I skipped Y. I didn't think they would.)[/COLOR][/SIZE]

I haven't considered climbing in Cascade Canyon.

DDD

Dammit, now that's not true anymore. I have considered climbing in Cascade Canyon. It would be nice. Maybe someday.

I haven't ever Drowned a Dog

EEE

glatt;1019901 wrote:

I haven't considered climbing in Cascade Canyon.

DDD

glatt;1019902 wrote:

Dammit, now that's not true anymore. I have considered climbing in Cascade Canyon. It would be nice. Maybe someday.

:lol2:

fargon;1019903 wrote:

I haven't ever Drowned a Dog

EEE

I suppose that would include any Dirty Dogs.

I haven't ever emasculated Emilio Estevez.

FFF

I can't say it, it's not PC.

I havent ever farted while taking a test.. (In a queit room :D)

G

I haven't ever Georged a train.

H























Hoo? The train?

I havent ever Hassled someone over a penny

I

I haven't ever Invited Ingrid Bergman Into my Igloo.

J

I haven't ever worn "jorts" to a swimming pool.

K

I haven't ever Killed a Kelvinator
L

I havent ever Licked my Elbow...

M

I haven't ever misused marijuana in Mississippi.

N

I haven't ever Noodled Noboxes

O

I havent ever Offered Pot to a 20 year old.... (Or anyone for that matter)

P

I haven't ever Picked a Peck of Pickled Peppers. It's not Proper; you must Pick Peppers Prior to Priming and Packaging for Pickling.

Q

Thank you for [post=1019209]elaborating[/post].

I haven't ever queried a quote from the Queen.

R

I havent ever raided someone elses house to see if I could find good things..

S

I haven't ever Twanged a Twanger

U

I haven't ever upbraided a ukulele user.

V

fargon;1020218 wrote:

I haven't ever Twanged a Twanger

[COLOR="DimGray"]I twanged a twanger once.

Once.

Played her like a bass fiddle.[/COLOR]

I haven't ever Violated a girl named Violet

W

I havwnt ever waited until sunset to start drinking chocolate milk

X/Y

I haven't ever known anyone named Xavier.

Y

Y? Because we never liked You.

Z

I haven't ever Zinged a Zither without Zip

AAAA

I haven't ever Administered An Ass-kicking to An Asshole

BBBB

I havent ever Borrowed a penny from someone

C

I haven't ever cold-cocked a Costco chicken-eater.

D

I ever dodged a whopper sandwich that had been thrown at me.....

E

I haven't ever eaten an egg salad sammich in Ethiopia.

F

I haven't ever Fucked a Flapper

GGGG

I haven't ever groped a glamorous gal at a gala.

HHHH

I haven't ever humbucked a hum on the Highway to Hell.

IIII

I havent ever invited a cop to a pot party in Idaho

J

I haven't ever japed a jacky joker in Jacksonville.

K

I haven't ever Killed a Kevin in Kansas

LLL

I havent ever loved dirt...

M

I haven't ever Made out with a woman named Mary

NNN

I haven't ever na-na na-na na-na na-na na-na na-na na-na na-na Batmaaan'd in Nazareth.

O

I haven't ever Opened up an O'possum

PPP

I haven't ever pulled my pistol in Portage, Pennsylvania.

Q

I haven't ever Quaffed a beer at Quik Trip

RRR

I haven't ever ridden a roan in a rodeo.

S

I haven't ever Stuck a pig in Seattle

TTT

I haven't ever traveled topless through Teeterborough.

I havent ever urinated in a drink..

V

I haven't ever victimized a vole in Virginia.

W

I havent ever Wandered into a deep forest (Like they did in blair witch project)

X

I haven't ever X'ed a spot on a treasure map.

Y - Because we like ya!

I haven't ever Yelled at a Yellow bellied sap sucker

ZZZ

I haven't ever zig-zagged in Zanzibar.

I havent ever Asked someone for directions to my own house...

B

I haven't ever before babbled Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

CCCCCCCCCC

Wielded brilliantly.

I haven't ever corrupted a Corrosion of Conformity cd just to conform in Comstock.

DDDDDD (are we on round 5, or 6? I used 6.)

I havent ever driven drunk before.............

E

I haven't ever Eaten an Emu

FFFF I have no idea what round we're on now.

I haven't ever fallen on my face in front of the flagpole in Frankfort, fortunately.

I haven't ever Given my wife head in a Go kart

HHHH

Damn. I'm not sure I can get past that visual.

What about the other way round?

Either one gives me a scene of a go-cart tearing around the track with two legs in the air split by a helmet (open face helmet, of course;)) with "Oh yeah!Oh yeah!Oh yeah!Oh, boy!Oh yeah!" echoing around the track.

While the children watch, gape-mouthed in rapt wonder.

Go-karts...

Wonder what Philthy's up to lately?

Last I heard he was flying around.

I haven't ever headed to Hell in a hellaciously hilarious handcart via Huntsville.

Well, not via Huntsville, anyway.

AyeAyeAye

fargon;1021193 wrote:

I haven't ever Given my wife head in a Go kart

Y'know that makes it a goo-kart, right?:jig:

I haven't ever Ignored anyone named Ignance

JJJJ

I havent ever jump roped backwards.........

K

I haven't ever krumped a Kardashian wearing khakis while kickin' kinfolk in Kandahar.

I haven't ever Lived with a Lynx

MMM

I haven't mamboed with Mama on a moped.

I haven't ever navigated a Navajo to Nizhny Novgorod.

It's not for the want of trying though.

I haven't ever Opined On Operation Overlord

PPP

I haven't previously paid a porn star for a private performance.


(but there's a first time for everything)

QQQQQ

I ain't even attempting Q.

I haven't ever quixotically quested to queue to question the Queen.



Well, I don't think I have, but it's been a busy year.

R, I think.

I haven't ever Rooted Rebecca in a Root cellar

SSS

I've never socialized with Slovenian super-models. [COLOR="White"]Nor do I intend to[/COLOR]

TTTTT

I havent ever tipped a waiter for bad service.....

U

I haven't ever unknowingly utilized a(n) Ugandan usurer.

I haven't ever Victualed a man named Victor

WWW

I havent ever witnessed someone commiting a bank robbery....

X/Y

I haven't ever Xeroxed a Xylophone

YYY

I haven't ever yanked on a yellow yabbo in Ypres while playing Yahtzee.

and Z

I havent ever Zapped anyone with an electric cord......

A

I haven't ever Apprehended An Asshole in Arizona

BBB

I haven't ever bothered to buck a trend in Buckinghamshire.

CCC

I haven't ever Cuddled with a Cougar

DDD

I havent ever Dodged across Denver Colorado in my Undies....

E

I haven't ever Eaten Edam in Elizabethtown

FFF

I haven't ever Fucked a Floozy From Fresno

GGG

I havent ever Gotton Greedy in Georgia

H

I haven't ever Humped a Harpie in Harrisburg

III

I (<--see what I did there?:D) haven't ever impressed an inked up Illini in Illinois.

J

I haven't ever Jumped a Jill in Jamaica

KKK

I haven't ever kneaded Kim Kardashian's knockers.


LLLL

I haven't ever Licked a Lilith

MMM

I haven't ever milked a milk maid in Massapequa.

N

I haven't ever Nailed a Nancy in Nevada

OOO

I haven't ever ousted an outed office-worker on Okinawa.

P

I havent ever Pissed on a cops car.. (Ah man!!)

Q

I haven't ever Quit Quietly and Quickly

RRR

I haven't ever really roamed recklessly through the Rockies.

SSSS

I haven't ever had a stockpile of propper size slippers slip my mind after buying a shit ton on sale.

TTTTTT

I havent ever tackled a policeman.....

U

Actually, they start back at the top...


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I havent ever undermined someone who works for the mob.. (Wouldnt be good I dont think)

V

I haven't ever vouched for a vegan in Vladivostok.

W

I havent ever Waited 2 hours to make a phone call @ a pay phone......

X/Y

I haven't ever X-Rayed a Xylophone in an X-Box

ZZZ

fargon;1024878 wrote:

ZZZ

WAKE UP!!!

I haven't ever never been caught Zelling a Zebra in a Zoo

AAA

I havent ever Asked a 2yo for directions to california..

B

I haven't ever Buttfucked a Beaver in Buffalo


CCC

I haven't ever cunt-punted a county constable in Columbia.

DDD

I haven't ever Dumped a Dakota in Dusseldorf

EEE

I havent ever Eatan a Pencil

F

I haven't ever Freaked out in Franklin KY

GGG

I have!!!

I haven't ever gaped at a goose's gap on Green Island.

H

I haven't ever Helped in Hell's Kitchen

III

I havent ever invited a Hooker to dinner......

J

I haven't ever jabbed a juvenile jaguar with a javelin in Jalisco.

K

I haven't ever Kicked a Kavileer in the Kunt in Kentucky

LLL

I havent ever Licked a prostatute..

M

I haven't ever Married a Marilyn in Maryland

NNN

I haven't ever nad-kicked a newb in Nevada.

M

I havent ever made love to a 90 year old......

N

Dude111;1025558 wrote:

I havent ever made love to a 90 year old......

N

Well...... That Depends...

I haven't ever Nicked a Nickleback album in Nambia

OOO

I haven't ever ogled an ostrogoth in Ottawa.

P

I haven't ever Pissed in a Planter, Planted with Petunias in Poughkeepsie

QQQ

I haven't ever quoted Quantrill in a quonset hut. Not in a quintillion years...

I haven't ever Read a Racing Form in Reading

SSS

I havent ever Sang the alphabet backwards to a random # I dialed on the telly.....

T

I haven't ever Tangoed with a Theresa in Tulsa

UUU

I havent ever uninvited someone to a party.....

V

I haven't ever Victualed with Veronica in Victoria

WWW

I haven't ever watched a wanker wank in Weekapaug.

I havent ever Xamined a microphone

Y

I haven't ever Yanked a Yankovitch in Yerrington

ZZZ

I haven't ever zig-zagged on a ziggurat with a Zambian in Zaire.

I haven't ever preformed Analingus on Anabel in Abilene

BBB

I havent ever Borrowed a Doll from anyone..... (Or would I ever :D)

C

I haven't ever Cabled Clarence in Calcutta with Clairessa

DDD

I havent ever dealt drugs to others in denver

E

I haven't ever Escaped from sex work with Elizabeth

FFF

I've never Fondled Fargon's Family jewels

GGG

I've never Googled the Guggenheim from Gallipoli

HHH

I haven't ever headlocked HHH in Hilton Head.

I

II

III

I haven't ever Imagined an Imageneer In Indio

I havent ever Jumped onto a moving train

K

I haven't ever Kissed a Kitten, or a Kat in Kokomo

LLL

I haven't ever licked a liver-flavored lozenge.

MMM

I haven't ever mouthed monkey in Mozambique.

NNN

I havent ever Noticed $$$$$$$$$ laying on a street corner!

O

I haven't ever Opened a can of Orange juice in Ontario

PPP

I haven't ever posted potentially perilous power postings of the racial variety.

I'm looking at you, Dude111.:eyebrow:

I haven't ever eaten Quisp with the Queen in Quebec

RRR

Gravdigr;1026597 wrote:

I haven't ever posted potentially perilous power postings of the racial variety.

I'm looking at you, Dude111.:eyebrow:

Hammerin' on cold iron, brother

Maybe he had a good reason.

Calm down, he dumped what he has in the que, you don't know why it was there.

I haven't ever Riled up the group in Racine for no good Reason

SSS

xoxoxoBruce;1026646 wrote:

Calm down, he dumped what he has in the que, you don't know why it was there.

What did I just say?vvv

Gravdigr;1026632 wrote:

Maybe he had a good reason.

Gravdigr;1026595 wrote:

Of course, we don't know why that was in his copy/paste notebook.

Wanna help us out there, Dude111? WTF, man?

And even if it wasn't for a "good reason", free speech and all that says he can say what he wants.

But urrbody else got free speech, too.

I haven't ever shat, showered and shaved in Somalia.

Think I got an infection just thinking about it.

TTT

I haven't ever given TLC To a Traffic Victim in Tulsa

UUU

I haven't ever underestimated the utility of urrbody's favorite Undertoad.

VVV

I haven't ever tickled Vivian's Vagina in Virginia

WWW

I havent ever wandered away from something I love.......

X/Y

I haven't ever danced to X with Xena in Xanadu

YYY
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I haven't ever yelled YOLO at ya mama's house.

Z

I haven't ever smoked a Z with Zelda in Zanesville

AAA

I havent ever Asked a mailman for cocaine..........

B

I haven't ever Buttfucked anybody in the mouth

CCC

I havent ever carbon copied a dollar bill....

D

I haven't ever Doug a hole with Doug

EEE

I havent ever Eatan ants..

F

I haven't ever Flown with Francis From Frankenmuth

GGG

I haven't ever gone down on a glockenspiel-playing gargoyle in Glasgow.

[SIZE="1"]Ok, there was this one time...[/SIZE]

I haven't ever Humped a Handmaiden named Hazel in Huntington Beach while listening to the Hokie-pokie, while Hanging upside down from the Huntington Beach pier

III

I havent ever Invited a policeman to a cocaine party......

J

I haven't ever Jumped Jennifer's bones while preforming analingus on Judy

KKK

fargon;1027295 wrote:

KKK

Gonna let Dude handle this one...

Good Idea

Lulz.


Kracker Kan't Kapitulate Kause Kooky Kopy Kreated Konfusion & Konsternation

:lol2:

I havent ever kicked a policeman..

L

I haven't ever Licked Lucretia's Licky spot while being Licked by Lucretia

MMM

I havent ever made love in school..

N

I haven't ever Noped a Nopey Nope while doing the Nopey Nope

OOO

Insert your own Nope as necessary.

Nopitty nopenope.

Snek Big Nope

fargon wrote:

I haven't ever Noped a Nopey Nope while doing the Nopey Nope

OOO

I havent ever Offered drugs to an undercover cop.....

P

I havent ever pissed all over playground equiptment.... (I know ppl who have and its digusting!!)

Q

I havent ever Quit something I like to do.....

R

I haven't ever Run Away.

S

I havent ever sung a sad song

T

I haven't ever been a Teacher in a school.

U/V

I've never been the username of a notorious troll farm

I have never lost Valuables

W

I havent ever wandered into woods I was unfamillar with....

X/Y

I have not YELLED at a superior...

Z/A

I havent ever zipped across town in a 57 chevy

A

I have not ever ACTED crazy foolish..

B

jaminhealth;1059797 wrote:

I have not YELLED at a superior...

Wow. You're just not very entertaining - to the rest of us who don't have those balls.

I havent ever borrowed a penny

C

I haven't ever not made Credit Card payments.

D

I havent ever dived into a shallow pool (The results wouldnt be good)

E

I have Never EATEN head cheese, my dad loved it.

F

I havent ever farted out loud on an elevator :D

G

I haven't Gone to outer space and never will..

H

I havent ever held a bomb (And I dont want to)

I