NSFW- Let's Visit The Dark Side

Firstly let me say that we are quite normal and sane people. We have been involved in photography for most of our adult lives and have really enjoyed it. One day we were playing an internet forum game where someone would give you a word and you would have to match it with an original photograph (much like your word association game but with pics added). We got the word “heretic”. This was our entry into a genre we call Dark Erotica and our passion for the darker side of life has grown from there. We hope you enjoy some of our submissions.

how thick is your skin?


I have some questions.

1. Ketchup or Mustard on your hot dog?

2. Which foot do you lift first going up steps?

3. Who is the craziest person you know?

4. How often do you wash that coffee pot?

5. how many teaspoons in a tablespoon?

6. Does it bother you that I didn't capitalize that last one?

6. How about the indent there?

6. Normally, do you start introductions by assuring people that you're perfectly sane and normally do you start introductions by assuming people are perfectly sane and normally do you even?

7. Did I stutter?

8. Which of these questions will tell us most about you?

9. What color is the number 4?

13.

14. Thirteen intentionally left blank?

15. Or was it?

That's pretty bizarre, it fits heretic well.
Now you say you are normal and sane. That might be a rub because none of the rest of us are, but we'll work that out. ;)
The female half of the couple@No7 (assuming the photograph is her) has lovely breasts. I'm always up for that.
There have been other threads where members submitted nudes, many much more risque than this.
I assume you're easing into it, testing the waters so to speak.
Personally I hope so, but I'm big fan of nudity by either sex... resident pervert I guess. :blush:.
So after you ponder Jim's quiz, have at it.

I have some questions.
Why? Are you the police? Do we need to contact our Lawyer?

1. Ketchup or Mustard on your hot dog?
Neither. We prefer a nice Monkey Gland Sauce

2. Which foot do you lift first going up steps?
Depends if there is an even or odd number of steps and if they face North – South or East – West.

3. Who is the craziest person you know?
It’s a toss up between Kim Jong-Un and Donald Trump. Now there’s a worry.

4. How often do you wash that coffee pot?
Around the same time we polish the vacuum cleaner.

5. how many teaspoons in a tablespoon?
Depends, are they metric spoons or imperial spoons? There’s a huge difference. We have had to savagely beat many of our servants for not knowing the difference.

6. Does it bother you that I didn't capitalize that last one?
We often wonder what people do with all the time they save by not using capitals.

6. How about the indent there?
Why are there several number sixes?

6. Normally, do you start introductions by assuring people that you're perfectly sane and normally do you start introductions by assuming people are perfectly sane and normally do you even?
Normally we don’t introduce ourselves. People usually introduce themselves to us. We smile if we find them pleasing or we grunt if we want them to leave.

7. Did I stutter?
Yes, but we tried not to notice. That’s the sort of people we are.

8. Which of these questions will tell us most about you?
Number 16

9. What color is the number 4?
When you multiply two numbers together, the colour of the resulting product is determined by the colours of the two numbers as in the hermetic guide of number colours. I thought everyone knew that!

13.

14. Thirteen intentionally left blank?
But we can see a question there. The answer is – yes, it’s ok to masturbate on the cat if there is nobody watching

15. Or was it?
#insert the “Twilight Zone” theme music here....

This is Brigitte.
I once had to chain her to the toilet of a hotel room to stop her getting out to hurt people.
If you see her, run like fuck.

Clean knives... no dried blood or egg.

xoxoxoBruce;1005101 wrote:

Clean knives... no dried blood or egg.

She's a very fussy psychopath..:)

Is it pronounced bridge-eat?

Boobs. Thank God.

:yum:

Gravdigr;1005138 wrote:

Boobs. Thank God.

:yum:

Fairly spectacular boobs at that. Welcome, Couple...

I'm impressed with your sets, (and her set), I'd assume photoshop for them.

xoxoxoBruce;1005191 wrote:

I'm impressed with your sets, (and her set), I'd assume photoshop for them.

Yep, we shoot all the elements separately and then combine them in photoshop.

A couple of people stopped to ask what we were doing while we were taking this image. We just replied "it's art". They seemed to fall for it and left.

I'm thinking redhead.

xoxoxoBruce;1005223 wrote:

I'm thinking redhead.

Yes, thank you for confirming my suspicions. :thumb:
Very attractive it is, too.

Another image of Brig. We once used this pic as our avatar on another forum but we were asked to take it down as many members found it really disturbing.

Brigitte would often take her motorcycle out for a ride on Sunday to hunt small children. She would then roast them up for dinner and invite everyone around for a big feast. She was a lovely person and we still don't understand why the police shot her.

Wide front fender would indicate a sizeable bike. Kind of a waste since children that size aren't all that fast. Damn cops always want the prime cuts. :crone:

xoxoxoBruce;1005334 wrote:

Wide front fender would indicate a sizeable bike. Kind of a waste since children that size aren't all that fast. Damn cops always want the prime cuts. :crone:

LOL

Our Christmas card from last year...

Appropriate for 2017, unfortunately. :(

Barbie was being a very naughty girl and letting men ejaculate on her plastic breasts. We had no other option than to take her outside and execute her. Poor Barbie.

A waste, I would have pimped her out and used the money to support the entertainment industry's single moms, one dollar at a time. ;)

Brigitte was on holiday and determined to get a tan. A little tornado wasn't going to stop her improving her chances of skin cancer later in life.

The Sun would be a bad omen... ;)

Hallway Horrors...

Well they're grabby but can you blame them? ;)

Well he's grabby but can you blame him? Should have stayed out of Trump's hallway. ;)

One of the main factors, for me in feeling truly Owned is to be constantly reminded throughout the day of my Master’s control. These reminders can be subtle or really obtrusive. The more often a slave is reminded of their submission, the deeper it becomes….and the more fulfilling. No matter what rules you decide to make on your own, please be consistent. If you’re unwilling to take the time to enforce the rules you make, then there may as well be no rules at all. There is nothing in the world that will make a slave feel less loved than to have a Master who ignores their transgressions and does not exert their Dominance

Hmmm, I'm having trouble buying her as a slave In the real world she would be in charge, bigtime.
Why I'd drag my balls through a mile of broken glass... well, you get the picture. :blush:

At first the villagers liked the cat people as they would rid the town of rats. But soon they developed a taste for small children and things went down hill from there...

I can see why small children would be attracted.

For not cleaning the utensils properly, Lolita was spanked, paraded naked through the streets and sentenced to a week in fuck pit.

Word on the street is the strumpet did it intentionally. :crone:

A pussy pic...

I tawt I taw a puddy tat. I did, I did taw a puddy tat... damnit. :haha:

xoxoxoBruce;1005996 wrote:

I tawt I taw a puddy tat. I did, I did taw a puddy tat... damnit. :haha:

LOL.

A poem....

"Death"

The girl lay on the golden shore,
Flashing her cunt like a cheap slut whore,
A Christian arrived and took great exception,
For her dripping pussy was drawing his attention,
From his bag he pulled an axe then with great stead,
Chop chop, off with her head.

The End.

The Bride from hell...

An axe gash. :eek:

Looks like it was self defense. :yesnod:

xoxoxoBruce;1006100 wrote:

An axe gash. :eek:

Looks like it was self defense. :yesnod:

LOL.
That image is of Brigitte during her shaved phase a while back....

I feel like a knife is no good protection against a sub.

Undertoad;1006115 wrote:

I feel like a knife is no good protection against a sub.

It would be against that sub. It's just a rusting hulk. I reckon a knife would put a hole in it.

Another view of the sub from a boat. We often fish near it as it's moored in a deep channel. I reckon it's soon to submerge forever.

TheCouple@No7;1006160 wrote:

Another view of the sub from a boat. We often fish near it as it's moored in a deep channel. I reckon it's soon to submerge forever.

Is that a WW2 relic by any chance? Japanese, perhaps?

ETA On second thoughts, having had a closer look, perhaps not as old as WW2.

TheCouple@No7;1006163 wrote:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HMAS_Otama

Many thanks for that link. :thumb:

I note that...

In late 2008, the submarine was listed for sale on eBay, but despite several expressions of interest, Otama was not sold.

The 'Decommissioning and fate' section makes interesting reading, but I get the impression that the vessel is deteriorating at an ever increasing rate.
Sadly it seems a bit of a lost cause.

Joel-Peter Witkin meets Jerry Uelsmann

"Oh I do love to be beside the seaside,
I do love to be beside the sea.."

Gotta stop staring at the Sun.

Let's nail a rabbit to a cross an celebrate a pagan fertility festival...

Wow, when she said the rabbit died I had no idea. :eek:

"Dead Zombie In Bath" - 2017.

Kind of kills the necrophilia urge. :bolt:

Would like to see it with googly eyes.

We call this image "The Gift"

Wouldn't mind getting a little head from her. :o

xoxoxoBruce;1007075 wrote:

Wouldn't mind getting a little head from her. :o

LOL..That was very funny. :)

Brigitte gives a quick flash to liven the place up a little...

Some say Jif, some say GIF, I say GIFT. ;)

I took a bit of tumble lately and came down heavily on my hand and did some tendon damage. The physio gave me some exercises to do to to help. I modified them to suit my lifestyle. I feel much better now......

This is our friend Tara. She has had a dolls head surgically attached to her body and now works as a dancer and prostitute in Melbourne. She loves exposing herself and enjoys men coming on her face.

Welcome back, missed ya.:cool:

TheCouple@No7;1010240 wrote:

She loves exposing herself and enjoys men coming on her face.

She could go far with those traits.