Five Word Movie Reviews

Gravdigr • Feb 28, 2018 2:23 pm
Murder On The Orient Express (2017)

"What a magnificent fucking mustache."
monster • Feb 28, 2018 8:30 pm
Don't Put Baby In Corner.
monster • Feb 28, 2018 8:31 pm
what is a fucking mustache, though? does it have extra tendrils for sensation purposes, or a special waterproof coating? Or is it waxed into a solid pointy thing? :eek:
Gravdigr • Mar 2, 2018 1:59 pm
It tickles.
Gravdigr • Mar 2, 2018 1:59 pm
Also, it gives the grammar nazis something to do.:p:
Griff • Mar 3, 2018 11:27 am
50/50

Gordon-Levit, Rogan, Kendrick, fuck cancer
lumberjim • Mar 3, 2018 12:50 pm
Don't talk about Fight Club
lumberjim • Mar 3, 2018 12:53 pm
A Glass Case of Emotion

I can't pullover any farther!

What? Ridden on a horse?

A glitch in the Matrix
Gravdigr • Aug 8, 2018 3:06 pm
Dark Crimes

Damn. That is Jim Carrey!

I was stunned by Carrey's performance in this movie. Stunned. The movie was ok, no great shakes. But Carrey? Wow.

I didn't rent the movie so I didn't see the box, or Carrey's name on it. We were watching and we were all like 'Is that Jim Carrey? Looks like him, doesn't sound like him.' We'd convinced ourselves that it was some Polish actor that was his lost twin.