Patron Saints

xoxoxoBruce • Feb 10, 2018 11:51 pm
[SIZE="4"]Some patron saints and their causes:[/SIZE]
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[*]Anne (French-Canadian voyageurs),
[*]Anthony of Padua (those seeking lost persons or items),
[*] Barbara (service personnel of the Russian Strategic Rocket Forces),
[*]Bernardine of Siena (advertisers),
[*]Bernard of Menthon (skiers),
[*]Cajetan (the unemployed),
[*]Cassian of Imola (stenographers),
[*]Cecilia (musicians),
[*]Columbanus (motorcyclists),
[*]Drogo of Sebourg (coffee-house keepers),
[*]Elmo (pyrotechnicians, steeplejacks, chimneysweeps and anyone working at great heights),
[*]Fiacre (taxi drivers),
[*]Gummarus (lumberjacks),
[*]Joan of Arc (soldiers),
[*]John Bosco (editors),
[*]Joseph of Arimathea (funeral directors),
[*]Joseph of Cupertino (astronauts),
[*]Kateri (ecologists),
[*]Lidwina (ice skaters),
[*]Martha (dieticians),
[*]Mary Magdalene (hairdressers, pharmacists and prostitutes),
[*]Matthew (tax collectors and perfumers, among many others),
[*]Philip (pastry chefs),
[*]Solange (shepherdesses),
[*]Ursula (orphans),
[*]Valentine (beekeepers),
[*]Vitus (comedians),
[*]Wolbodo (students),
[*]Zita (waiters).
[*]Isidore of Seville, who is celebrated by some as the patron saint of the Internet, is sometimes also accorded patronage over cartography because of the Jerusalem-centred T-O map of the world he produced, which remained influential for centuries to come. Isidore has been officially confirmed in neither capacity by the Vatican.
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sexobon • Feb 11, 2018 2:04 am
There's a patron saint for everything under heaven. Check out this list which includes Saint Philip; or, check out his Patronage stats in the Wikipedia statistics side column.

I knowwww, believe it or not!
monster • Feb 12, 2018 12:34 am
My Pottery instructor collects saint cards (because he's nuts, not because he's catholic) and his favorite is St Dymphna, patroness of nutters.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dymphna

I think that's a pretty good cause, so she can be my fave too
sexobon • Feb 12, 2018 2:07 am
If you're lost or stranded in the mountains, you may want the help of St. Bernard. If not that St. Bernard, maybe this St. Bernard.
Gravdigr • Feb 13, 2018 6:02 pm
I am disappoint in this thread.

I pray to these Patrons:

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:drunk:
Urbane Guerrilla • Apr 24, 2018 4:51 am
Of course, those are more, ahem, spirit than saint.

I retain a certain fondness for St. Barbara, too: patroness of really sudden journeys -- hence of gunners. Probably EOD by now too.
Squawk • May 10, 2018 3:23 pm
Gravdigr;1004019 wrote:
I am disappoint in this thread.

I pray to these Patrons:

:drunk:


Is that why you missed out the "ed" from "disappoint"? ;)

Don't forget St Francis of Assisi, patron saint of peace amongst other things.
Urbane Guerrilla • May 11, 2018 4:09 am
And probably of rehearsal.
Pete Zicato • May 13, 2018 8:08 am
St. Vidicon of Cathode
Gravdigr • May 13, 2018 3:34 pm
Squawk;1008309 wrote:
Is that why you missed out the "ed" from "disappoint"? ;)


That's done here in the Cellar out of tradition.

"This thread is full of disappoint."
Gravdigr • May 13, 2018 3:35 pm
Pete Zicato;1008410 wrote:
St. Vidicon of Cathode


I read that as St. Vicodin...:p:
Pete Zicato • May 14, 2018 6:24 pm
Gravdigr;1008419 wrote:
I read that as St. Vicodin...:p:




Probably a saint for that too.