NSFW - help me with an insult
What's a really terrible thing you could be mocked with an achievement award for? Along the lines of "servicing your millionth customer at the brothel." The cruder, the better.
Producing a turd so big it blocked the county sewer main for 24 hours.
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Culturing a system of dingle berries so profound as to constitute a separate universe.
Generating body odour so intense it drives the moon out of orbit.
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Producing a fart of such amplitude that it is mistaken for a solar flare.
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Producing a fart of such amplitude that it is mistaken for a solar flare.
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I would take that as a compliment.
I was thinking something more toxic.
You "Sir or Madam" are living proof of rectal conception. Or words to that effect.
Largest Canker Sore
Loosest Cooch @ Biker Fest '17
Worst Lay
Longest Ass Hair
Winner - Most Rats Accumulated Through Singing
Most Sweat Produced During A Church Service
Highest Mileage Virginnie
Loudest Pussy Fart
Most Wrinkly Nipples
Best Ass-Kisser
Cabbage Breath
Most Turn Downs At The Frat Orgy
Winner - Largest Collection of Used Condoms, (Not Your Own)
Driest Lady Garden
Ugliest Pussy
Producing a fart of such amplitude that it is mistaken for a solar flare.
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Musta lit it.:D
Pussy Most-Resembling A Really Bad Philly Cheese Steak Sammich
Most Eels Fitted Into A Single Body Cavity
Largest Collection of Smegma (Not Your Own)
...For Having Less Sense Than God Gave A Dill Pickle...
He's been jerking off so frequently that he's broken the 5 seconds to ejaculate time.
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Frequent Fucker: Hundredth visit to the STD clinic
MVP -most vaginal pungeance
May your asshole grow Taste buds
Most prolific contributor of pubic hairs to the salad bar
Your bad taste equals your bad taste.
A burp is nasty, because your ass refused it.
One Year (Bowel) Accident Free!
The Outside The Box Award for most frequent premature ejaculation
Viledicktorian -for having the nastiest penis
Coworker that selflessly makes other employees appear more competent by comparison.
Team Player -for the office ho
His leadership qualities are legendary. His staff will follow him anywhere, if only out of curiosity.
Three time winner of the coveted, “three hobos; no cup award”, champion of the Last Goatse Standing, and keeper of the world’s largest anal fissure...
One Year (Bowel) Accident Free!
Not since 1978. Crohn's disease.
Pete!!!!! Hey hey Hayyyyyyy
Let's get back to basics:
"You Bitch!"
Mr Zicato!
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Let's get back to basics:
"You Bitch!"
but the basic request was for insults in the style of an achievement award......
I don't have anything to offer in that regard; so,
- help me with an insult
I'm sorry, I cannot help you ... I'm
not a psychiatrist.
but the basic request was for insults in the style of an achievement award......
Lifetime Achievement Award - Worst Attempt At Not Being A Bitch, then.
Most Highly-Rated Happy Ending masseuse in the Midwest region.
Progresses to the live section of the competition in Climax MI
Most likely to be killed by friendly fire
Highest contributing semen receptacle by volume.
When you smell shit your dick gets hard.
For The Category "Vagina Most Resembling A Really Bad Grilled Cheese Sandwich", The Award Goes To...
I believe in the 90s there was a Dwellar who called another Dwellar:
"You weird itchy spot on my arm"
...like a mole with a big, thick, black hair growing out of it.