Dec 22nd, 2017: Don’t Stick Yours in Crazy

xoxoxoBruce • Dec 21, 2017 10:29 pm
You’ve heard it before, don’t stick your dick in crazy, but did it register? Did it sink in?
Did you think about it with your when big head had the blood supply?
But, but, you say, how do I know if they’re crazy?
Not too hard, spend some time getting to know them and you'll get a glimpse of crazy at least bobbing to the surface pretty quickly.
But, but, what if we’ve just met, and I really want to?
If you've just met and she says yes, she's crazy. If she says no, it's rape and will make her crazy. Capisce?

Case in point...
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Learn from history or repeat it, your choice. :eyebrow:

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captainhook455 • Dec 23, 2017 11:02 am
I like rape. If a woman wants to rape me then I will tear my own clothes off.
monster • Dec 23, 2017 11:08 am
and if it's a guy?
sexobon • Dec 23, 2017 11:52 am
I read that seemingly hetero men wanting to be raped by women are latent bisexuals. Something to do with the need to be dominated transcending orientation.
Gravdigr • Dec 23, 2017 3:58 pm
captainhook455;1000756 wrote:
I like rape. If a woman wants to rape me then I will tear my own clothes off.


From Blazing Saddles:

"What are your qualifications?"

"Murder, rape, arson, assault, and rape".

"You said rape twice."

"I like rape."

Rape's not good, mmkay?